Masturbation Not Occupation

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All you children of sex and we are all children of sex, we may or may not be children of God, Jesus or Allah, but we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen!

Can I hear an A-women? A-women! I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown L.A., a safe place, pleasure and lust in a world of violence, drones, deception and greed.

Our leaders lie as people die, but here in the womb room, we've turned guns into dildos, swords into vibrators. Here in the womb room we search for truth, we celebrate sex and we try to make peace through pleasure. We make like bonobos, not baboons.

We're into masturbation. Not occupation. Speaking of which, have a seat. It's the last Saturday night of masturbation month,

which falls every year, ironically enough, on the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. So, I don't know how we sort of combine these, but I just guess you've got to manhandle those hot dogs. And mash those potatoes. Yeah, baby.

Memorial Day! Yeah! Are we patriotic enough for you? Yeah!

I love red, white, blue. So loud and obnoxious. Sexual. A little bit.

The barbecue holiday, right? That's what Memorial Day is. The end of spring, the start of summer. Yeah!

Yeah, baby. All very sexy. And fun, fun, fun and sun, sun, sun, baby. But, Memorial Day, thank you.

My favorite song. I was just censored because of what I'm about to say. They cannot stop you. No, I'm back.

You will not be stopped. I am back. You will not be stopped. But that is what censorship sounds like.

They're scared because they're wrong. So Memorial Day, the barbecue holiday, yeah, baby, is also a requiem for the dead. The people who are barbecued in America's perma wars.

The American barbecue dead, that is. The other dead can get their own holiday, right? Yeah. Memorial Day is for America's dead soldiers.

We are the masturbation nation. Serving the multinational corporations. Work it. Some honor.

But let me be clear. We salute the troops, the citizens, the people, all people, human beings who have given and may yet give the ultimate gift, their lives.

For this community, we call our nation. We do not salute the perpetual war that they're fighting for because they are fighting for war. Nothing more.

The war machine, brothers and sisters. And in that war machine, they fight against other nations, other masturbation nations whose citizens also enjoy masturbation. We are all one in wanking, right?

Everybody masturbates. All the religions. They're not supposed to. Practically all of them say you're not supposed to.

But I'm a sex therapist. Everybody does it. So we're waging this perpetual war. We the masturbation nation against other masturbation nations.

And this is my snake. I know. I want your snake. I'd like to tease you with my snake.

You do so good. So, perma war, brothers and sisters. Kind of like permafrost or permatan. It's permanent.

At least we accept it as permanent. Maybe we don't have to. Have we always been at war? Some anthropologists say yes, but there's a definite vanguard right now

that says no, actually we have not always been at war. We have not. The bonobos show us another way. They are our kiss and cousins.

They're not at war. They've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity and they have a lot of sex. But we've had perma war for a long time in this country.

I can't even, just ages. And in civilization, yeah. And I think it's now America's biggest export. Probably war and all of the parts that go with it

because we don't make too many other parts. And though Obama is not the rabid chicken lovin, excuse me, not chicken lovin. Actually Bush was kind of chicken lovin.

I was going to say he's not the rabid chicken hawk pussy that Bush was. Or maybe still is with all those paintings. He did say that media Benjamin was worth listening to, right?

I mean, would Bush say that? Take that witch away! But he does still keep the perma war going. And Barry has a drone fetish.

He also has a heart on for a great American hero imprisoned maybe for life just for telling the truth about the perma wars brothers and sisters.

That's right. Free Bradley, right? Free Bradley Manning. The brave, ballsy whistleblower

for WikiLeaks. That's not a golden shower joke. Not a scene about a joke try. Now awaiting trial,

which will of course be secret, it's a secret trial. And if you're listening to us live, well, a lot of people, us included, think this young man deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

for telling the truth about our military and militaries all over the world. Not a lifetime sentence. Where he's in a military prison,

which the UN says has already been cruel and inhuman and degrading treatment. Sounds like something some of our BDSM guests might enjoy. But then it would be consensual.

I don't think it's consensual here. So why do we allow this? I was reading today this blog by Susie Daze, and she said,

Bradley Manning has betrayed our deep psychological need not to know anything about what our government does in our name.

We have this need to be in the closet as we masturbate. You know, masturbate. It's kind of like dropping drones or shooting blanks,

except they're not blanks. They actually kill people when they're drones, but you don't feel like they do, because you're not out there.

You're just behind some control panel masturbating, right? Not in a good way. You know, I'm all for masturbation, but... Yeah.

This is Masturbation Month Climax Brothers and Sisters. Yes, indeed. And it is true that more Americans masturbate

than play baseball, eat hot dogs, watch TV, or drop bombs from drones on foreign villages combined. You think people would be a lot happier.

This is our Masturbation Nation, and tonight is the Masturbation Month Climax Memorial Day Eve. Welcome all. Thank you for joining us

in the Speakeasy Cathedral. I'm now going to introduce my illustrious guests. Starting with our friend from antiwar.com.

Yeah. Sister, well, I call you sister. She's not my real sister. It's not like that.

Call everybody sister, or brother. Angela Keaton. Yeah. Welcome.

Happy Memorial Day, Saturday. Oh, yeah. You know, it's that day where we remember the people in the war who died.

So it's kind of a downer. Yeah, it's really a downer. And we're going to remind people that it's a downer because they don't think about that too much.

It's all about the beach and the... Well, you know, it's funny. It's like the powers that be that create holidays. They purposely took the most wonderful time of year.

Spring turning into summer. The time when, you know, you want to just have a lusty, fun holiday. This is when Valentine's Day should be

for goddesses sake. No, but they throw Valentine's Day into the middle of winter and they have death day.

At the beginning of summer. What is that? That's sadistic, right? Okay.

So we have to contemplate this though because this is it. This is all the decorations that they have in the store right now.

Is this red, white, blue stuff. So you've got to go with it if you're a holiday kind of person which obviously I am.

So I decided, you know, it's the climax of masturbation month and we've been masturbating all month obviously.

And also we had, you know, some intellectual discussions about sex and God on the first night of masturbation month.

Sort of like pass over the first night. You know, 12 days of Christmas. We had the 30 days of masturbation. The four Saturdays of masturbation month.

And so we talked about religion. We had a very heated discussion about religion and sex. And so tonight we want to

talk about the war because the war keeps going. I mean, not so bad as it was under Bush, but it keeps going.

So that's why we're happy to have antiwar.com Angela Keaton and

Nick Nick Oops. Can you hear this static or is it just me?

No, we get it too. Oh, I'm so happy that I can share my torture unlike Bradley Manning

he's all alone in his. Except there's a movement now. We are all Bradley Manning. Like we are all, you know,

Afghans or Americans or whatever. So, right. Are you Bradley Manning? I'm Bradley Manning. Right. Yeah, sure.

Well, I'm glad to see you're free, Bradley. Yeah, it's all fine and taken care of. So don't worry about me. Whoa, amazing.

Unfortunately, I don't think that's true. And he's having this trial, right? That's going to be all secret. Maybe not though, because they're

protesting that. Are you? Well, June 1st is the International Day of Action for Bradley Manning. And there are sites everywhere.

And you can go to places like BradleyManning.org, antiwar.com, Freedom Torch US. There's so many different places where you can get

information just Google Bradley Manning. Right. And it's the court marshaling. I think we begin June 3rd or 4th. The court marshaling,

that is such a, that scary thing. I'm not sure how bad it is. I mean, it sounds like it's more

torture. Like, they're going to sort of surround him and push him into a corner, which, actually, they are.

Right? So, yeah, when you're done masturbating for Masturbation Month, you got to get into the Bradley Manning.

What is it? It's something to sign that says we support or... To sign, to protest, and mostly

demand mainstream media coverage of the event. Right. We want people to know about this. Signatures. Yeah.

I mean, can we show up somewhere? Yes, actually, if you go to BradleyManning.org, you'll see a whole list of events all over the place.

LA, everywhere. Right. Throughout the country. So, this is a big movement. It's amazing. And he is such a hero.

I mean, I think some people feel a little, you know, ambivalent about him. Actually, some people hate him. What am I saying? And, you know, even

in the Gay Pride Parade, there was somebody that nominated him to be the Grand Marshal, which I thought would have been just spectacular.

You know, of course, in absentia they would have had given a chance to somebody else, because he's, you know, he's being court-martialed and stuff.

He's actually being tortured. It's got nothing to do with court-martials. How long has this man been in the brig for

Over a thousand days. Over a thousand days, without trial. Yeah, I see. And he doesn't have the perks that

Assange has. You know, Julian Assange. Well, he's living at the embassy. Right. Life is a little easier.

Right, right. Obama's got him cornered. So, yeah, and I guess somebody at the Gay Pride decided that that was not politically

correct, because they have corporate sponsors or whatever. And they said, no, Bradley. And, well, I mean,

part of who he is, I mean, he's a hero, right? I mean, and he's out of the

closet. He's gay, although he was in the closet by force when he

released the documents, just in case you all haven't had your ear to the leaks, the WikiLeaks. He released

these documents that were then released to the world all over WikiLeaks from the military that showed

secret conversations and like helicopter

commanders, like, you know, aiming at civilians and trying to get them, right? Pretty much.

Actually, it was news reporters. News reporters. That's true. They thought they had weapons. And so the helicopters, the gunships,

killed these newsmen who were trying to shoot pictures. And also some children.

And when they saw that there were children, they said, well, these people shouldn't be bringing children. And so anyway, it didn't make

us look good, the military that is us, I say, you know, America. But, you know, all the militaries are kind of like that. That's the nature of military.

I don't know if there's a great military, but certainly when you're the most powerful military, you're going to

be a little worse, I guess. Because you have the power, right? So anyway, it reveals that.

And, you know, the military doesn't like that. So he's in jail being tortured.

And he's gay, you know. That's another element. But we'll get into that. It's like a real

kind of TV movie, except it's real. But I wanted to introduce my millenary

sister here. Amanda Blow. You look like me tonight. I know. I just threw it on and I said, oh my God, I look like my girl.

Yeah. So I would just want to say you guys have been your own, you know, standing up for a lot of riots and putting

out a lot of... We stand up for your rights. Our rights. Your right to be a slut. Hey, I'm legal. I'm a legalized slut.

I have a license that says I can be a whore. So I don't know who else is helping me. No, but on a serious note,

Max and Susie, you guys have for years, you have continued to push the envelope and you put yourself in a lot of danger. And

it takes people like you guys to... No, I'm serious. I was in prison for 26 months for showing breasts.

That was a dangerous thing. 1971. No, I'm serious. You guys, thank you so much for

bringing up a lot of things to people's attention that are lazy. Like me, I don't want to listen to the news. It's not really the news.

I don't do the research so I come here and I find out what's up. You'd rather watch the news. I'd rather watch you guys tell me the news.

But thank you. And when you're ready to give that snake up, I'd love to hold her. You want to hold Evee. I love Evee. This is Evee from the garden of Evee.

She's my girl, hey. I had, so I made out at Dennis Hoff's world famous love ranch out at 69 miles north of Vegas

and there is a lot of snakes out there. There is an energy to all of our animals and

I actually, I mean I don't know how many snakes I was like right standing by and they didn't bother me. But everybody got scared and killed them.

I'm like no, they didn't bother me. They shredded it. I was like no. So Amanda, even though you don't pay any attention to the news

what do you think about all these wars? I mean you're aware that they're going on, right? I, yes I am. I believe that it's obviously

it's a conditioning and a control and a fear that, and I've never understood it even as a young girl watching like you know gone with the wind times

you know these, like it's like well there's more of us. I don't understand like if we were to fight back because you know why are we letting

these ignorant people with terrible hairdos you know tell us tell us what to do. The war mongers. Yeah exactly, war on drugs

war on this, war on that you know and it's all coming down to a pretty scary moment but we're going to be enjoying ourselves.

One of the things that I think most Americans don't realize is that in essence we have a mercenary army that is fighting these wars

only one percent less than one percent of the American people go to war this is not a citizen army anymore

this is a mercenary army at the direction of corporate America and it's about oil and

something that does not matter. It's about barbecuing other people's children and their wives what are we doing?

There's not much that Americans will do now because it's a mercenary army nobody's really affected maybe there's a little

you have to get your message across that's what you have to do and you have to try to gather more people to your

cause right isn't that what anti-war is all about propaganda but it doesn't make money so and you also have to

during the Vietnam war one of the things I have to wield my dildos so that they have less swords I guess during the Vietnam war one of the things

that we did was to bring our neighbors to understand what they're doing so one of the things that I

did is if I had friends I said I'm not your friend anymore because if you're for killing I'm not. He banned any pro-war people

it was a little bit like I said well don't we want to have a conversation with them but actually it made sense at least for a few

weeks when the war was hot and heavy and everyone was supporting it because it meant that people at least said well maybe I'm

not pro-war in order to get back in here so anyway you know the Nazis if you killed one of their soldiers

if you killed one of their soldiers they would kill ten villagers okay when the towers went down

which by the way had CIA offices but there were no CIA people in the offices that particular day they were on a holiday or something

what a coincidence right but three thousand people were killed terrible terrible terrible Americans

and foreigners and so forth and in the name of those three thousand people we the American people went out and killed probably a million and a half

people the Nazis didn't even do that and they didn't even know why if you add ten if you take three thousand times ten

it doesn't come out to millions of people and children I want to talk more with my anti-war people because they probably have some

really good figures on that but first I want to talk to this figure this Boston figure introduce okay

Brittany Blaise Blaisen yeah how you doing Brittany? I'm doing good

you're in patriotic red or is that like red state red? it was just kind of like the brightest thing in there and it looked really comfortable and easy access so

oh yeah baby are you ready to drop bras not bombs? oh yeah good for you

Suzy last year during this time that's how you got me to shut up you had me masturbating for the whole show I couldn't get off remember? we should try it again

that was clever I got you this year we're here for the masturbation month climax which means there will never be a climax because you're going to keep going and going

like our wars look at my camera man here Hallie takes the podium down with one hand holds the camera with the other

that's so sexy doesn't drop it this time you did very well welcome back Brittany

thank you I always have fun here yeah good you haven't been here since Halloween of last year

I think she peed on me no she peed in my mouth you peed in her mouth it was very awesome

yeah do you like the taste of pee? yes the taste the color the whole thing really? some people like to drink it out of the glass

but I like it like it's like a silly string or something like I have to wear it and I just leave it there she has a special mold

I don't know if you should talk about silly string and pee at the same time it's kind of like strange images yeah okay yeah cool well golden showers are great

you know I mean they're very addictive not everybody likes them a lot of people don't and I'm sorry

to offend anyone it's a bonding thing let me just say that it's not

really unhygienic as long as you're clean your pee is clean it's a sign of affection

some people look at it as desecrating each other but it's not it's really a sign of submission or affection

you can look at it in different ways it can be a symbol of different things it has a lot of meaning for people

it comes out of the genitalia so it's got to be related to sex it feels good I think you get

really attached to the person too because you're kind of like even their body is sent after I do that with someone I'll be like totally

like an animalistic kind of bond well some people get attached through sex honey you do it through peeing that's exactly right

at the love ranch I actually had a client I asked him that and I said my girlfriend drinks mine as long as it's safe, sane and consensual

I've been holding it all day I mean there's a few things well I guess then maybe the word sane could be defined in different ways

but let me introduce Charlie Charlie, oh you are Charlie okay Charlie

you have to get closer to your microphone that's good Charlie Charlie you are a veteran is that right?

of the US Navy yeah right I'll fuck the shit out of you

when were you in the Navy tell us about your experience I joined the Navy I joined the Navy in the early 90s

I was discharged in 2004 a year after the Iraq war I think we have to move this mic

you're a kind of tall guy so you got to move the mic up yeah there you go I served as a Navy corpsman a foreman

corpsman what is that what do you do medical services for the Navy and the Marines

my goodness you know if you're going to do something in the military that isn't quite so you know kind of destructive I guess it would be

being in the medical corps well it's one of the few services that's the humanitarian service we're not there to take lives

I mean it must be weird though some of your friends are blowing people up and then you come in to try to fix them up and oh my

it must kind of do a number on you but maybe not maybe you're all cool how do you feel I'm cool now it's been

nine ten years have you been conditioned were you conditioned like a lot of them oh I really

just I'm anti-violence you're anti-violence have you always been anti-violence so what were you doing in the military

saving lives saving lives yeah okay well I mean sometimes

I don't know the military saving lives what do you say to that anti-war people

I have family in the military and my best friend you know it's

just because I can't understand sometimes doesn't mean that I don't support them unconditionally even at sometimes

just out of love and that's how you come to an understanding if you don't have love then you'll never understand

but you have to have that first but I have to admit it's difficult unless you're

walking in someone else's shoes to understand why they make decisions that seem contradictory you know to their values

I'll tell you I think maybe why yeah well I mean I don't know I should let you can you tell us more about

why a non-violent person someone who like says I'm non-violent and then joins an organization like the military

even though of course you know the military does so many things I mean they do save lives they also feed people they also

build structures and roads and they also blow up roads I mean they do a gazillion things they're like a whole

you know just a corporation of things but the main thing that they do is

destroy is kill people right isn't that their main function you talk about piss they're pissing money away

all the time well and then there's that but you know I mean I don't know I guess because this is our biggest

like organization in the U.S. it's it's like where a lot of people go in order to

serve and I don't mean to put words in your mouth so tell me how did you the nonviolent guy

decide to join the military I just found a rose well everybody who's joined the military has joined for a different reason

you could join just to travel which is what I did I wanted to travel to see the world serve some of the you know the most beautiful features around the world

because you know I'm a California surfer right I certainly understand that I traveled when I was young and it was expensive right I had to

in fact I did some funny things which my dean at Yale told me to stop doing

and I stopped right but I made enough money to go to Afghanistan and Pakistan and India and I went all over the world

and it was fascinating but it was expensive so I can certainly understand that being a reason to join the military because you want to get out of your claustrophobic

you know neighborhood and see the world and it offers you that you know and we peaceniks

what do we have to offer young people to see the world we don't have bupkis right Max you know we tell everybody to be anti-war

and stuff but you know the military they got money they can send people around alright so that was one reason

education, job security that resume you know the military provides that's that I think

is the biggest obstacle to peace honestly is how great the military is to people

I mean it's so ironic but it's true the military the main objective is to kill is to make war

and yet they have so much money and so much power that they provide so much good to people that everybody wants to join

especially if they don't have other opportunities young and influential yeah they provide they provide health care

after your legs are blown off for years and years they provide a lot of things what they don't tell you

right this is what they don't tell you part unless you say yeah obviously Charlie is getting his legs blown off and you're probably poor kid nowadays

and this is a place to go in fact you might even have a little bit of a criminal record oh they don't mind they don't mind that anymore

these are killing fields this is killing fields these are American troops over there

killing people okay it's not nice that's not nice

yeah it's they've been paying ignorant people for a long time to have children so there's a lot of well the poor are always sent

to fight wars now I joined the army when I was a young kid and I was poor and I was living in Italy and I was an actor

and I wanted to come back to the United States so I joined the United States Army and I ended up in Paratrooper School

in Fort Benning and I was very good at everything that I did and one day I was out on the firing range and

I came in second out of 112 targets that popped up that's my man

damn girl yeah good man I killed those pop ups 111

the guy next to me killed 112 and I stood up that's what I did

I stood up from the firing line and the sergeant started yelling hold your fire

and he says where are you going where are you going I said I'm leaving he said what do you mean you're leaving

I said because I could be a really good killer and I can't do that yeah

so they put me in the nut house okay that's my nut they put me in the nut house

but sex saved me because I was in the nut house with the masturbation

no I was in the nut house with the mistress of my psychiatrist and I started to have an affair with her

and she told me all his secrets such a Casanova my husband so one morning they called me in and there were like 6-7 people around

a table and they're going how are you doing oh they couldn't have said it that clearly

no they didn't say that how are you doing I said well I'm not very happy

what's the matter well doctor because I'm having sex with your mistress

in the crazy house and he said what'd you say soldier you step outside right now and he took me outside

and he said what do you want I said I want to go home I'm leaving he says you're out of here

oh yeah and they gave me a general discharge but I never killed no one yeah

amen and amen women and I'm proud of my general discharge you gotta be proud when you get cheers for not murdering people

but he sure can't protect you can't he he sure can't protect you though when it comes down to it though well yeah

when somebody almost killed us and had a knife he just he just kinda pushed the knife out of his chest

and he fell on the floor and the cat and max had a chance to pick it up at night the guy and instead he just kicked it away

I didn't know that part and he threw him against the wall I didn't know that part I'm gonna have to masturbate again for that one

no you didn't no you know what was hot was you how you handled it too like you didn't say anything I was all tied up what was I gonna do

I did say when he was ready to go after the guy I said would you just untie me I'll help you out

no because I've been very brave thank you brave but like Charlie when were you

when did you have to be brave he's on the ocean in the beach enjoying himself oh maybe he didn't have to be brave right I mean I'm sorry it's kind of like

playing a game right easy one but Navy I don't know we don't just serve our ships as hospital we serve with the Marine Corps

on the ground to actually right in there yeah so what do you think of the wars now do you think that they would still give up their lives

keep them going I mean it provides jobs for people truthfully I never really supported it from the get-go

you didn't take it forward but you joined it well taking advantage of I don't know I guess like the loophole don't support it

join it I guess that's the a lot of people don't support things they join it's like let's take their money

if they're gonna give it to us it's that kind of lingering thing over your head but you know you go well maybe it's not gonna happen maybe I can get through

my three or four years and get out and just serve my time well you did actually I've actually I served ten years so

you got out in one piece right it's kind of a lottery when you join up

you're kind of betting that you will get out in one piece they're taking your body it's disposable

it is disposable but you might get out actually head on with each other like Spartacus or whatever it is

when they're fighting each other seriously were you ever in so you've seen

and you've been through so it's not like when you're a child and you're just playing Nintendo or something we don't have any kind of concept to that

you understand the feeling of that death and why is this happening kind of thing because you're young

he must have seen plenty of body parts but the war today is not a very ethical war because we have people that are sitting in Arizona

killing people that are sitting in Afghanistan that never see that get into their SUVs because they've been conditioned

and then go home and go I got ten of them today and then they barbecue Nintendo game or something

and that was kind of what the Wigan leaks stuff emphasized I mean it was a bunch of stuff he released how many documents

well they were the Afghanistan and Iraq war logs and I couldn't count them as probably

longer than Obamacare hundreds of thousands it was right lots and lots of documents and so they're all kinds most of them are boring

but some of them were just about that about people you know kind of dialogging about

so he's going to go through this torture for showing some undercover well because people don't want to face that

they want to feel that they joined up to see the world and to do good they don't want to face that some of the people

that they're working with are you know are able to let their psychosis kind of run free

so it happens when they do those logs that he released a lot of it was back and forth talk

between world leaders who you would think are you know if all you know is what TV tells you

then there's you know you would get the sense that these people are the most engaged the most

interested in what's going on but of course it was all ego and power dripping off one another and having gossip going behind

someone else's back you know it's just power play these guys are all nuts they got caught picking their nose

in essence is what's happened and they didn't like that they got caught in their stupidity in their insanity

listen Osama bin Laden is not one of my heroes but one of the things that he said one of the things that he said is

the American people will suffer a horrible new kind of freedom an oppression like they've never

seen before and in some ways in some ways he won

because we are under a police state so advanced and we have the largest security system in the world

in the world larger than dozens and dozens of countries they're spying us on us everywhere

and we're looking for these enemies but what we've done through the war and through television so forth what we have done

is we have created the internal enemy that now comes up and slits your throat in the middle of London

perhaps Los Angeles and that's not a nation you can fight with drones you can't fight

that kind of violence you have to round people up like they're doing round them up we live in paranoia and fear

I'm more afraid of dying in an airplane crash than worrying about some god damn terrorists

who can't run around with a pressure cooker on his back I might do that in the kitchen

blow myself up we do need to get rid of a few people in this world oh man

there goes that violence one thing I was really excited about Bush was supposed to go to Switzerland and he didn't go

because they're going to arrest the little mother tell us about that that little guy that lives out on the

horse ranch with all the stench around him by the way he's afraid of horses can you imagine well he broke

he broke swiss law so they're right to do that it's funny though because I think he broke a couple American laws

that's not hard to do this guy acknowledges torture this guy should be on trial

the man should be on trial the man should be on trial if I ever see the guy I'll put him under citizen's arrest

I take that back I won't really do that okay guys we're going to put him on the Sybian

we'll put you on the Sybian you're going to confess to your sins Mr Bush you didn't make a mistake

absolutely have you ever ridden a Sybian no I haven't I've ridden a lot of things you need to write it this year because last year she had me doing it

I couldn't do it and then what's her name sweet came up there and it like two minutes scored it everywhere I like slipped on it getting out of the bed

did I have the Sybian then no I gave you a Hitachi which is also very powerful yeah but it was on something

I took forever I was sweating and I was like okay this bitch didn't want me to talk so did you anti-war people know that it's

masturbation month? I did not and I'm glad that I had this to prepare me for the preventing month give me a little start up

yeah it's healthy that's right that's what it's for go rape yourself go rape yourself

I have a video out it's called go rape yourself and everybody seems to get it no go rape yourself go take care of yourself maybe that's why you don't come

when you masturbate maybe a little rough on yourself I could I could it was a lot going on that day

so I guess that is the legitimate rape right? oh yeah fantasy rape that is the legitimate self-rape

I thought there was a legitimate kind there's so many people love that self-rape thing well I say if somebody is really raping you

I think this is what I would do I would say yeah fuck me good fuck me hard because don't they want like a fight?

don't you want to do the opposite? I hope I don't have to try this I like rape fantasy are we talking about real rape or fantasy?

yeah now I am you guys are talking about different things you're talking about consensual rape fantasy anything goes

I mean really because it's all consensual it's just a drama it's just it's just complete freedom of imagination

it's a drama with control I don't know it kind of sounds like consensually joining the army too isn't it a gamble?

no because you can change it on a dime you can change it real easy if you don't like it you can just say a word and then

yeah the safe word well if you're doing fantasy role play with another human being that's what we need we need a safe word

in the military in the military you just say a safe word in the military okay fine you can go home

it's an all volunteer army well don't ever use give me 50 feet that's really a lot to say when you're trying to give them a safe word

like to stop I think there could come a time and maybe I am a Pollyanna I just think there could be a time

when we have safe words in the military because we could become more bonobo we could we don't have to be

so violent so deadly if we all stood up like you guys do

and say something and really you know really actually put some time into it like they now it's like oh it lasts for like a minute

everybody gets excited for whatever it is in the news and let's stand up for it for a second but then it goes away after going to sleep in the morning it's a whole new day

like come on like really what well there have been some intellectuals that have written books recently like the End of War by Jonathan Hogan

have you guys read that? there are great books out there the End of War it's about how war is not

inevitable we've gone through that school it's kind of like the chimpanzee school because chimps make war but that was before we really discovered

bonobos and really discovered that there's probably not war in our pre

farming past that war came about in order to protect property

you know so anyway but how does property become to be protected it's not going to be there when you're gone well when we didn't have property

we probably didn't have war we might have had a little violence from people getting hotheaded you know well I mean people who make war

they just haven't learned how to acquire their own property they have little dicks and they can't rape themselves

I would not blame you know I would not blame the capitalists? yeah I would not blame the capitalists myself

I mean we can mix around the definitions there but it's not their fault individually but I just think that

I would just say that property isn't a product of war no war war is a product of property

war is about taking property stealing it but whose is it still from war is a product of property

as long as you don't have private property as long as you run free hunting and gathering and the earth is everyone's

and you all help each other and I know it sounds Pollyanna but as long as you have that which we had for over a hundred thousand years

in these bodies we did and then somebody discovered farming you know

and then we started owning things and then we had to fight to protect them and then we had to have wars basically I said you know

if I was a man with a small dick I'd either kill myself or I'd be a politician or a cop she actually is really close

can I see your dick? no I have a big one you know that baby uh huh so how you doing with that

uh snake like dick or it's dick like snake there she's awesome I think we have to put her back now she's getting irritated

you are you know I can tell so let's uh let's take her uh this is Madame V

our lovely manager who is also producer of tonight's show let's hear it for Madame V and uh

and yeah so Charlie how do you feel among all these anti-war people well the porn stars I think will go either way

depends on how much you got yeah right I don't know I think you gotta have a screw loose to be violent

I like sex and violence mixed together I'm Italian I like to be slapped around but that's the consensual thing

sometimes even if it's not I'll still get turned on and flip it Brittany do not try this at home folks okay I'll still flip it I don't approve

of that that's like close to you know that's encouraging violence against women I think like after a while if it's staged it just comes out

kind of dry like I'll pick an argument deliberately okay well you can do this with Brittany but not anybody else right

alright so so it's getting close to you know like playtime yeah playtime or

the shots on your titties yeah the shots on the titties okay where are my panties or any calls what I have to have shots

yes maybe not Jell-O shots okay they told you what two minutes oh oh

two minutes we have something brewing brothers and sisters we have something brewing but

that doesn't mean that I mean you can't come forward and ascend the recipient and the other

will you show us will I show you actually come whoops this is my little sign

would you ever fuck a bonobo here under the peace sign because

peace what the hell we have peace through pleasure brothers and sisters

I bring pleasure and yes it is measure B compatible and compliant

measure B it is covered with a brand new covering of saran wrap

we have to do that at the Love Ranch it's hilarious it's not very sexy have you ever ridden a Sybian Angela

I don't think I have I double don't dare there are attachments for men of course have you ever ridden a Sybian

no I have no idea what you're talking about oh okay this is a Sybian we do know it's masturbation month and I love watching a man

I actually have a little bag of goodies to give away but but you know these are little hand goodies

right so if you want to come to this you might like some handcuffs since you're such a

these match your outfit do you like these? do you know my first experience with a guy

masturbating actually twice was such a great experience that that is the biggest hurt on to me masturbating with a guy

no no watching a man masturbate he explained it he explained it to me like I was young I snuck out with my girlfriend that was older and he was older and I didn't want to do anything

he says okay and he explained it to me he said look you got me excited I don't want to have blue balls basically and so he masturbated

and then he told me when he was going to come and so I think that's the sexiest thing in the world so you guys keep stroking stroke it baby

we think everyone should stroke it and let me choke on it did you stroke it yet today? three times I guess

wow it's got a lot of testosterone so masturbate like I'm 15 years old yeah you're a single guy you're single

okay when you're married he only does it twice a day but can you come ten times can I what? but can you come ten times in one

I mean in one like sitting Rebecca Liar Amanda's getting interested Rebecca? I know it's about to call you Rebecca

maybe it was that right you caught that uh oh was that were you throwing it at me?

that was really her hat dance her little hat dance no you broke my heart

oh I broke your heart Rebecca? Rebecca you look like a Rebecca right now you do you look like a sweet Rebecca

Sunnybrook farm that's what she wants what does Rebecca sell? she sells

anti-war and hot air force guys yeah well she's on the farm so she has to sell something

to keep the farm going she's got the big Marijuana oh Marijuana okay

so uh you look gorgeous I always fuck you up you like to derail me

I challenge you because I have to challenge you so you know what come on up on the stage with your girlfriend here

oh my god please alright alright here we go Brittany Blaze never ridden

the Sybian before okay somebody has to plug it in though where's my tech department plug this sucker in

that's right you look beautiful in that Brittany Blaze I bought that for her and she's like so good okay oh and we have the

the Bonoboville communion jello shots right now so you're also going to get to participate in communion

and as long as I got on my knees on your knees right communion is on your knees

is that yeah I guess it is what religion did you grow up with well uh I didn't really uh grow up with

too much religion you know went to went to church once in a while yeah you know what kind gosh uh no I don't remember

and you my father was an anarchist my mother was an objectivist an anarchist alright well no wonder

yes red diaper babies uh okay so now we have communion here because we believe

that even though religions are generally full of poppycock and not enough poppy pussy right uh they still

they have these rituals which are really wonderful and bring people together I mean if you could take away the uh

sort of anti sex bent and the crusading missionary zeal and you just have these

gatherings where people come together to um to try to transcend the everyday uh then

uh I think it's a wonderful thing and actually of course the original religions that probably came up right

around the cusp of that you know time when hunter-gatherers were kind of leaning into becoming farmers and they had these fertility

rights so we imagine they did something like this and I'm glad you already have your nipple out that's very appropriate because this is

a nipple procedure it's called bonoboville communion right a ton yeah

so um I like the shoes jello shots okay can you bring me somebody who can come on stage please with that

if you don't want to come on stage you shouldn't be holding the jello shots madame v no but you are the participant here's uh here's our producer

here's our producer here producer please take the jello shots here she is brothers and sisters lilyana

sister lilyana and okay so she oh look at these jello shots these are provided by jello shots la brothers

and sisters look at how pretty oh my god no no no you can't have it yet okay not no no not yet oh she's not really doing she's teasing me

okay so you obviously are going to get the first one off of this titty so lick first and then we apply the salt

where did we get that ugly tray uh no idea but I'm concentrating on the boob right now

so you lick the titty to get well you could either one of you do it because your titties are both out so okay

we call these roadside nipples yeah and I know it looks like cocaine but please don't snort it or it will hurt

it's just salt margarita salt okay and and now okay you want to lick that one we'll have you both do it at the same time

kind of thing okay here we go mmm that's a lot to lick baby that's a britney now keep in mind of watching this in the Arab world

because there were a couple of wars going on there's the war on the ground and then there's the cultural war keep your tits out while there's the internet

okay which is one of the most deadly weapons of mass discussion that has ever been created hey max we're

about to do communion here so and they're they're leaping I'm just a little parter here I know I know I know I know I know here we go okay so now

you suck the salt and now after you suck the salt you down your jello shot

provided by jello shots la jello shots la whoa okay

jello lay jello shots it's actually jello shots la but a division of starbucks we can say ole no I'm just kidding

Spanish speaking people all right I always want to be heard I don't know what this is why would y'all give this to me so what's going on

okay when do I get to lick your tits right now okay you're making me way too horny

I haven't had any for like a week that's unusual you haven't had any jello shots for I haven't had dick pussy nothing for like

a week man I'm like fucking way too horny today oh Amanda I feel so holiday

holiday no no wait we do this now the salt you didn't add the salt no the salt

salt is very key she's a naughty little altar girl this is our form of communion well you know it's like instead

of molesting altar girls and boys we just do adult people with nipples and

and jello shots all adult people and no bonobos before you right right so you know we're much less corrupt than

the church church and we're very politically correct of course sure we try to be no we absolutely are sure they are unpolitically

correct all right yeah well okay so we we would like to offer

the jello shots to our our anti-war guests and they're very good here here they are and you know

you could you could lick the salt off of you know any body part um Amanda is offering

right there yeah yeah baby nice nice boobs

bras not bombs right those are powerful instruments bend over more Amanda bend over more those are powerful instruments

I want to smell one yeah like you need a strap on it strap on here for you

just strap on what kind of army move is that what would something like that what would that be called in the army

coming in from behind it's the shut up move wow look at her

all right yeah let's hear it for anti-war yeah be a whore who cares if it's legal

just be a whore all right so so I think beautiful we have to offer some to our veteran right we don't want to be

prejudiced against a veteran after all don't you know CPR yeah would you like to offer him

did you want to do a jello shot off of off of here it's all voluntary

it's voluntary unlike the army right you know and we got to do our bid to help these veterans

get over their PTSD right I think we have a former playboy bunny in the room there she is

a beautiful woman yeah absolutely okay wow former playboy bunny

fully naked here very hot fully naked look the cuffs are working already oh we've got cuffs okay so

are you gonna do your bid for the troops here this is a veteran he served his country and now you are offering him

bonoboville communion so first thing where's the salt you do very good okay so first you lick the nipple to wet it

by the way that's Italian salt from sister and now you sprinkle the salt on your nipple there you go sprinkler

she gave you a lot of salt charlie that's okay where's salt can you handle that the many years I've been at sea I can

handle the salt oh right he likes the smell of the sea and the taste of the salt go for it

oh yeah wow he got a lot of salt and one suck he's gonna get a jello shot

yeah okay so now the jello shot jello shot sister liana bring that jello shot over here

okay you have a variety of flavors to choose from yeah yellow one she likes

pee that's why she wanted yellow yellow charlie yeah yeah yeah yeah

to the face yeah lemony is that how people say you're pee please lemony

I think you have to tie your mom in the chair so she doesn't fall off okay so let's now you want to take this off

so you can get yourself onto the Sybian ladies jen please fasten your seatbelts oh my god

this is the body of mother earth here come on this is our gift to the arab world

and to our enemies and you know we're sex therapists so they call from all over the world and they call from the arab lands

and they call from the italian land they call from everywhere and in the end

this is really what we all want a little sex a little love a little bit alright so you get situated

I want to introduce play boy bunny jade

yeah hello don't put me too close to the camera welcome

you look great wow how'd you get into that corset really yeah she did a good job

that's aliya corset she's an expert in corsets buy her corsets so welcome to the show

thank you it's a pleasure you were a playboy bunny right when were you please talk into the microphone I was that was

year 1982 to 85 1982 to 85 and you were like in some mansion

oh no nothing like that I'm a playboy bunny which is most of the time you're just in a bar in a club

entertainment restaurant were you in Los Angeles international can we say what country

Philippines alright alright and this is the hubby over here

yes welcome jake you got jake and jade and you're a veteran

thank you for your service sir what did you do 21 years in the United States Navy it was senior electronics tech

in the Navy you guys Navy guys here you know what if you're going to serve I guess the Navy is pretty cool

you get to be on the water and stuff you don't have to be like grunging through the dirt

like what are the yeah grunt is what they don't have Navy grunts that's only in the Army alright

well 21 years in the Navy and how many years married 27 27

I have to say I appreciate the 21 years in the Navy but being married myself 21 years

I have to salute you for 27 years of marriage talking to your microphone please do salute me

can we say whose parents you are yes madam v

they're madam v's parents they're here that's right bonobo villa is a family

kind of place it's a family affair no kids no kids

we have parents but no kids well I mean people have kids but we don't bring them here we're kidless and we don't have real animals

just a blow up sheep oh you are such an animal and actually humans are animals aren't we

here I go again lecturing about evolution and psychology okay we are have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way have you ever seen one

being ridden no you never have you're about to see this an exciting event

you will be a witness to this alright because this is important brothers and sisters to witness because masturbation month

is about witnessing right because after all people say you know why masturbation month because isn't every month

masturbation month isn't every day you know and for our veteran here three times a day right yes we do masturbate but masturbation

month is for honoring and for witnessing the power and the glory of masturbation the married people are knotting their heads

alright and the single people everybody our longest love affair is with ourselves I don't care how long you've been married you're still with mr

or mrs hand longer and it's hey sometimes the spouse doesn't want it and what are you going to do go have

an affair what are you going to do you know so I mean there you go and and sometimes the hand

gets boring so we have a Sybian right we have machinery right because women love that machine

feeling right do you have a favorite do you use a vibrator I don't like to touch myself it has to be through intermediaries

like a vibrator it's a long complicated process years of creating

mini tents in my room late at night so it's very strange and repressed so it takes the whole month

it takes the whole month to really get through it I'm not sure I understand you go through tents well you know I like a lot of covering and privacy for myself

and make sure that others there's like at least three or four layers let's say between the wall the window neighbors right are you married or single

you know I'm not really in any kind of state like that right right do you have a partner do you feel guilty about it is that why you have to you're polyamorous

you know I don't even you're so anti-warrior we'll find out later in your relationship life we'll find out later in this next day

right she's such a dedicated anti-warrior that maybe you're you know well that's why you're here sister that's right Angela

we're gonna take a close-up how about you did you masturbate today sir not today no okay well you're overdue it's not midnight yet right

no no no it isn't you're really cute you have PSLs by the way you only got 18 it's uh no wait 16 minutes

hey what's your name I'm Nick Nick you have PSLs did you know that pussy second lips

I hope they're pussy second lips what does he have pussy second lips you have DSLs

I guess I did know that he doesn't have to masturbate yes Darrell Wright's in the house

Darrell Wright for the masturbation month climax what's that baby alright

so Darrell Wright can come forward here hello Darrell get your ass over here Darrell married masturbation month happy memorial day

thank you dear have you ever been you would never be in the military you'd be no I'm afraid not

get your ass out in a minute no it seems if you shoot a crack head they won't let you in that's not true that's not true anymore

they will let you in for that well I guess if you shoot a crack head they should let you in I don't know what that deal is

that's a very nice shawl that's not as good as the shawl that I had on as a Jewish pimp but that's really awesome

oh yeah he was our Mordecai his nipping cousin Mordecai yes yes yes

that was great it was great and Darrell is actually a very funny ex-felon turn comedian

well thank you man from one felon to another I'm sorry I'm running late I just got finished

congratulations by the way what did you film I filmed my comedy special tonight yeah

I'm sorry I'm running a little late but that is really sexy is this July the 4th

close it's memorial day close enough I'm drunk I want to I want to drunk

participant last year so I'm thinking it's July the 4th so it's close enough for me okay you recognize these ladies

yes that's Brittany that's Brittany and that's Amanda that's Brittany you recognize women

do you recognize me oh that's Brittany Blaze okay now that she's bent over that's Brittany Blaze and that's Amanda Blow

so Brittany is about to ride the Sybian oh my goodness okay this is a

I came in just in time then and I want to introduce you to the lady sitting next to you you know Madame B Madame B this is

Madame B's mama hi Madame B's mama okay oh you're the mother

she's the mother Madame B is the mother hand what type of freaky shit you have me walking in on

there's always some alright everyone's getting hyper you gotta be walking in on some wild shit

masturbation month climax take one or take two when am I walking in on take one or take two

take one okay so Brittany Blaze I want you to ascent move it more towards the center

this is a highly advanced machine well first one do this one first

it is the great educator and masturbator oh my goodness but that's just for you to play with

that doesn't attach is that yours Darryl this it does we could attach

but ride it like this first and then we'll put an attachment on okay so here you go okay get

get an attachment for when she burns this one into the ground I will too I'll take that here we go

this is not plugged in wait I asked for someone to plug this in and no one did I can't believe that

plug it no it's not in all that suspense and then

you know this is very dangerous okay here we go okay sit back down there sister

Brittany here we go yes I'm a whore I think if we would be having more I swear to God I do

do you want to sit there I don't know like she's like a hattachi person like she likes all that

like I like to shove something in there you want to shove something in there oh lord just feel it just feel it

maybe you should do something you don't always want maybe you should just experience the vibration of the nation the masturbation nation

vibrating there goes your shift sound like a B-52 bomber yeah it does huh

drop the pocket rockets not patriot missiles it's too much for me it's too much for you

yeah I'm not a vibration person well then you're not a vibration person alright so what would make you come

alright so what makes you come okay where's the microphone where's the microphone who's got the mic

I can touch my clip but like the vibrating part just like I can't feel anything but then alright

but that I will take that you will take that where in your pussy alright

yeah but she's got it she's got it okay so alright so here goes Brittany Blaise

she is now going to celebrate masturbation month by riding

the flash brown dildo something fall down whoa

is that all the way in there no wait let's see a little loop where's the loop loop loop

okay that's different you didn't even put loop on there wow little loop

we had the holy water loop you gotta have loop we gotta get some loop

it's in there anyway we always have to have loop on the stage ladies we're in between producers

brothers and sisters so we apologize for our lack of loop on the stage right now that is unacceptable

I cannot work like this Dr. Susie oh here it comes Alia despite her very

tight latex corset is running across the stage Jesus Christ is that a baseball bat she did break it

and by the way when you talk and I've got the headphones on I can't hear you Jesus Christ is that a baseball bat or what alright so

now we have loop and you're gonna squirt okay that's good okay so where's the microphone

you're not supposed to put it up there yep okay so so there goes some

oh yeah everybody's gotta do it their way last week we had such orgasms over the Sybian

but our girl did I miss the Sybian run our girl Brittany plays

she likes to be fucked by a big dick obviously a big black one

it's the color it helps I would say brownish closing though who's it is

you don't wanna come up here Amanda and kinda help her out it looks brownish Darryl that's what I call

integration thank you Max you know what Martin Luther King would be proud of you

whoa oh my fucking god fucking Jesus Christ

that is just so patriotic oh my god celebrate masturbation month brothers and sisters

I'm ready for number 5 ladies yeah oh my fucking god she's very religious

did she squirt right on you Darryl did she squirt okay whoops do you want to take that

come on baby do it from behind what is the method here oh my god

Brittany is really getting into the celebration of masturbation month there's not much time left this is the last

Saturday of masturbation month oh my god oh yeah we're all watching you

oh my god oh yeah and she doesn't like vibrators most women do but

some they don't like vibrators they just like penetration

whoa yeah go baby work it work it wow

try this at home people get on the other side and hold the microphone up to her mouth right did I miss the civilian right

yeah there you go just follow her with the mic okay here we go it's hot

your pussy is hot okay and should we get a towel are you gonna squirt oh my

god oh my god ah baby come

come for me that patriotic don't let anybody else get squirted in the face

no that's patriotic as shit you know what I do have an American flat cow it's not god bless America

keep the squirt from god bless America and you just want some more lube let me give you some more baby

come on oh my god did you have to show a close up of that shit some of us are self conscious people

you know this condom is kind of useless hanging around there that's my baby daddy

okay so much for that oh my god nice of her to throw the glad bag off of that fucking baseball bat

that's it baby get it oh yeah baby come on for the troops for the troops

yeah what you know yeah oh my

oh my god oh my god more cock more black cock get it baby

hmm hmm oh my god yeah I can't get off of it

she's fucking it oh my god I can't believe she got the whole thing in her

oh my god oh my god I can't believe that she didn't hit for a double

and a triple with that fucking baseball bat oh my god Brittany made me look like hell

I squirtle over my stress it's hard to masturbate when everybody's watching you stop the drones

or fuck them I fucked myself with a pistol that was really hot that's on youtube guys

what is the what is the youtube channel that's on that's on the blaze and blow show

what her fucking pistol no it's actually gangstagirls.com.net right

gangstagirls.net gangstagirls.net I did the video and there's a new one with a 357

it's really hot did you actually you squirted and came I'm still fucking going

and you're still going you can't shoot yourself bring up your boobs I don't have boobs

bring the ones borrow some from daryl he got a big dick I don't have boobs

last I checked I've got a monkey not on my back I can't hold it this one

right oh my god it's like getting fucked by a black man and a girl at the same time so

that's like because it's masturbation month that's like getting fucked by eight black men help somebody masturbate

oh my god there you go you know what I am humbled twirl it

twirl it Jesus Christ you should be able to take it out and beat somebody to death with it rubbing that

basically bring those pretty titties over to me not the cigarette I want the cigarette

yeah can you give that to somebody else oh my god oh my god

that's the refrain brothers and sisters that is the prayer and that is the meaning of masturbation oh my god

calling out to god or the goddess depending on your religion and just this looks like a god religion though

this dick is definitely not a goddess thing oh my god right this is gigantic

do you really have to rub it in dr susie oh my god any guy would not feel up to this one

thank you as long as y'all know objects may appear bigger on the screen than they are at home

oh my god oh yes okay bring those pretty titties over here oh my god

man to blow oh my god oh my god lovely

bonoboville communion brothers and sisters oh the body of your

friend much tastier than the body of christ I think oh and then

the jello shot provided by jello shots LA oh shit did I

wait these are not jello shots my bad my bad I want a jello shot

hmm well you know they're kind of good but I wasn't expecting it okay jello shots LA also makes gumby bill jello shots

which are actually even more powerful hmm I think I'll have red for the red states

just because I love you even if they love you I was at the NASCAR race

they love you here she goes britney blaze is blazing away with a gigantic brown

dark brown and I am doing my bonoboville jello shot because we're about to wind it up

well I have my mouth full of jello shot people Max this is your time to talk I have my mouth full of jello shot here

yeah Max damn yeah and we've got alright so you've been listening to radius 1

on the world wide web you've been listening to revolution and evolution the sounds of sex we are the

totality of humanity we have no borders we're therapists without borders

we're therapists without license we're therapists that reach out to the world so that you can reach out to us

and we can stop the violence because we have to stop the violence because otherwise mother nature is going to get pissed off

and she's going to get violent and kick your fucking ass out of the house but for us as a society

as a population we don't want to leave mom yet and that's why when we grew up

if mother nature uses that dildo she's whipping everybody we got a problem then we're going to become specks

just little specks in paradise well this little speck has a big dick inside and we're going to come for you

we're going to come for you every week we've been coming for you for 29 years we've been coming for you

and you've been opening the door when we knock if you knock with that thing you can break the door down she's on the verge

on the verge like hollywood everybody in hollywood is on the verge oh don't go into that again hey max

I got a big deal I got a demo to show you this guy is a very funny guy actually

you never know it the way he dresses and shit never mind hey this is velvet mother fucker

so we're going to come up and see you in Vegas when you're back up there if they ever let you back there well we're on the verge

over here in the bed I don't think we should interrupt this the whole world is on the verge oh god

oh god max you're turning me on no she's like so frustrated oh my god here you go

hey do you want a real one hey mo what are you doing here mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo

mo mo mo oh my god she just said oh my god this one's perfect

they haven't seen each other for a few hours hey I'm at it come on up here

we're having the grand finale to masturbation come on mo and we have your stand in right here

watch the sheep on the ground right here look at that not quite as big as you but

it's getting there she's having sex she's masturbating she's masturbating

this is a masturbation woman this is total masturbation woman oh my god she's like mother earth

masturbating it's spring it's spring into summer it's really the month of May

you're getting ready for June when you're gonna have to get married all those June weddings is it girls gone wild is what this is

oh yeah she's on the verge a perpetual on the verge

and she's commanding everyone's attention sort of right that's like these wars that we're almost winning

almost are we gonna win this one we are Brittany yes sister Brittany go for it

yeah give us that masturbation month climax oh yeah you like it just solidly in

you don't want any in and out going on you want it to go in and out yeah oh

oh yeah she's just on the verge sister Brittany ready to give us the big

masturbation month climax for the last Saturday night somebody spit on my pussy oh

oh yeah oh steps in oh my god

and that's the magic saliva that is gonna make it happen now make it rain

make it make something before you run out of time what happened

rubbing that little clit there it's coming to say I want to come

okay now you got somebody moving that thing in and out I think this is going to be the breakthrough

oh my god he's moving it in and out yes oh my god

long oh my god aggressive intervention aggressive intervention right here

oh my god yes invasion oh my god oh my fucking god

that's so fucking good mmm go for it let's hear this voice here

there you go baby come on you're almost there baby come for the stick come for the stick baby

come on come on feel good do it for your country nice and deep baby

nice and deep like that yeah yes give it to us

for all the veterans for all the dead and the living and the loving yes

all of us come for me baby come for this big black dick Brittany Blaine

come on Brittany oh she's guys are always pulling out too soon Brittany

yeah she needs more except now I think we have to we're going to continue in the after party

oh my god but yeah thank you Brittany I'm sharing that

that was worth the wait happy memorial day that is more than we can say for American foreign policy

which never results in a payoff but this one at least did at least what was that microphone in front of her please yes

what was that what are your words water did I just car wash this guy oh my god that was so awesome

I really needed that yeah he got washed in the face that's our our great photographer

the rotique yep that was very lovely that was holy water brothers and sisters holy water divine

and that was not urine right even though you know can you hold the mic up to her it's actually the fluid that surrounds the baby

so you can agitate it without coming it does not smell like urine not that there's anything wrong with urine which of course Brittany enjoys

yes I like both in fact she's probably going to be able to pee a lot right after this because that is

female ejaculation which is something like 99% water and then 1% all these other things

which include urine but it is mostly holy water brothers and sisters the true amrita of the goddess

be healed so Brittany our goddess of masturbation month grand finale

yeah take a black dick month where do we find a big black dick month take a black dick month

everyone has a different method of masturbating Brittany's is with a big huge gigantic black dildo can you hold that for everyone to see

wow you want to suck your own juices off of it don't you hallelujah hallelujah take

the dick deep inside how do you so let's save you praise the lady

praise the lady where do we find you Brittany blaze on a big black dick no no on a djtittyscratch.com

I just started a dj'ing with my boobs and do you have a she dj's with her boobs dj's with that

now there is something different alright well thank you very much Brittany blaze get over to the microphone Amanda

come on Mandarin let's thank our anti-war contingent yes we really appreciate your coming here

to share our memorial day saturday night we like to share and before that I just want to say this our armies

are bigger than any army they're larger than all the armies in the world and our armies are about peace

and if you don't believe it let me tell you something we got weapons of mass discussion that you have never seen

and it will change the world not everybody is slinging like you are Max weapons of mass seduction

oh yeah we got weapons for that too anyway we want to thank these folks from antiwar.com

thank you guys you're so beautiful I want to rate you later tell us where we find you oh you can find me at antiwar.com

or write it on me and also on twitter at antiwar 2 and what should we be doing

to further the cause in the next few months oh antiwar.com runs on donations

so we need those and also just spreading the links spreading the stories and letting people know we're in the middle of suing the FBI

right now to release records so it's really an exciting time for us what if we raise money showing your tits off

instead of kissing booth like stripper handshake what are you suing the FBI for they seem to have been collecting records

about my bosses they've been like snooping yeah that's right of course actually that's what they do

that's their work we gotta say give me back my shit man what do you want my records well I sued the LAPD

and I got a very nice suit we won many years ago Dr. Suzy in front of judge Manny Real

I gotta get your name in there Manny Real the worst federal drudge in the country that's judge honey but drudge maybe does

say it better listen to what they say alright so you know sometimes we have to go to court

it's better than going to war say go forward suck dick be happy so Amanda Blow

hello Amanda Blow you can blow me at Amanda Blow at I don't know I'm actually working for Dennis Hoff out at the Love Ranch

south 69 miles north of Vegas and we're legally I'm a legal whore

I have a license that says I am a legal whore so you know where to find her Dennis Hoff's ranch yeah the Love Ranch south

775-317-5251 whores whores it's honesty

whores you whores with ethics ethic whores we're classy whores the whole family's a whore they got a whole place in Pakistan called the whore

at least we give and you know what we are healthy we get checked every week and it's legal

and we have any fantasy you want from hot tubbing to mud wrestling to girls on trampolines

to girls on girls on girls on girls on boya and girls on girls on girls so anything you want Max I'll give it to you I mean anything

anything that Susie wants whatever he wants I'm very shy I'm a shy kid

I got a masturbate on you can I masturbate on your face she did the first time she masturbated with me

she masturbated on the back of my head on the couch at 2.45 in the morning and I never had sex with the woman

she masturbated on my head and my whole head went and how long did you can I shave his head and do that

you can do it you know if he lets you are you serious well I'm not going to hold him down for you

do I have to let you be held down no you don't have to shave my head but do I have to hold you down

as a question Max sometimes I wonder I've never been good at sex except with the girl that I love

boo you can do it with me too you can do it with me too the first time I went to a hooker

you can do it with me too I found yourself we had great sex I don't believe you show me

no wait a minute let me just say this when I was 15 years old it was

1956 no and I was at the port where all the American Navy was

and where you could buy cigarettes for peanuts and I went to my first tour what was her name

it cost me 5,000 lira which today is like 2 dollars

remember the 5,000 mark guys not even 2 so I went upstairs and I was walking up the stairs

very narrow and when I got to the top I came I knew it he masturbated without even telling

he came in his pants I was at the door were you able to come again at least you got the first one out of your way

I knocked on the door and this beautiful woman came out and she smiled at me

and I said well I in Italian hello that ladies look

come over here I have a bidet but not plugged into the wall this was a bidet for hookers

and she put a little warm water and then she washed me up and so forth and then she sent me off

with a hug and a kiss did you leave a good tip did I leave I left the 5,000 lira wait stop with the 5,000 lira

I was 15 years old we love being whores I think we need to change the whole whore mentality that's right

we've been conditioned to think that it's a negative thing whores we've been here we help people not molest children

I mean there's a lot of things that go along with this it's a healing process and as you guys have helped heal and let people understand that

we're very whore positive whores are on the front line whores are on the front lines sometimes whores moan

you combine me for peanuts hey you need to get whore then you need a whore to slut me you can suck on my nipple

actually if we stopped all the whoring I don't know what corporate America would do I would be bored to test

well they would not have little dicks that are in charge that's for sure little dicks in the big world this is costing millions of dollars

we're in overtime veteran charlie where's the veterans any veteran

raise your hand you get a freed below job oh you see this pretty little lady next to me she's my best friend

you can find me anytime next to her I'm promoting anything it's pink with red you want to know what these two beautiful ladies right here

he's promoting his access to ladies okay well you can do that you can do that tonight and there's some monkey bars out there

hi monkey bars oh you got some monkey bars very nice very nice

I have my monkey bars here they're on my gorilla but they're pink so I'm not wearing them tonight it's red white and blue night

okay so who else hasn't promoted their Darrell

oh Darrell the right turn he just came in at the end can you walk Darrell

were you masturbating over there Darrell I'd like to promote edge play gear they gave me this awesome claw

what is that did you like it you had that claw in the black oh my god yes

not in you I didn't even know but it feels good I was getting scarred somewhere

but I wasn't sure I personally think alright all right

down wow edge play gear what dot com edge play gear

edge play gear edge play gear I'll play with you right

okay well we've been edge playing he was Darrell I see Darrell go daddy D

y'all can find me all over and uh no I'm google boy and you just google him bitch google me bitch

I just want to say thank you Dr. Suzy thank you for everybody the right turn podcast as y'all know just got picked up

by fox sports yeah good job next week fox sports dot com y'all can see me on jaymore sports

every week cause he's a white black man every week yeah

so what are you hosting you're not doing any basketball and I just found out and I just found out Dr. Suzy

that I will be hosting the NASCAR award NASCAR we'll be right there with you standing

on the left and the right he doesn't know it but we have a show and it's called blowin right blowin right right blow

right blowin blowin right blowin right blowin right blowin right

blowin right okay I think everybody said thank you thank you so now I'm going to

take off all your clothes oh wait where's your mama oh my god I want to rape her I'm the first in line

I already got my number you better talk to the heartbeat is that a write off don't matter

she fine I'll do it anyway you're so hot former playboy bunny from the Philippines God damn you Georgia

you want to do some content so we're we're just going to say goodbye to her where she at

oh she's coming right now here she comes wait a second come on up to the stage oh please

yeah wow woo hello mommy look at this beauty

brothers and sisters whoa Jesus Christ oh my god

she's first in line well good on you what would you like me to say you really kept your figure

beautiful I don't know what it looked like before but it looks amazing now yeah it looked fabulous then before

you look great including the face what's your secret uh sex really

alright that's my husband marital sex very good

my headphones so I'm going to take this off marital sex is that it or masturbation I'm kind of trying to hide that

yeah I'm a very private person yeah yeah we all do it so I understand you're very proud of your daughter

oh definitely my baby tell us about that my first

and very big baby welcome to this is your life and she's always been my baby since she's my first baby

my Vanessa very special and thanks to your openness to sexuality she's working here

no I'm just very open minded person and I raised my kids that way we do we do they will learn more

they will appreciate more of life that way they learned a lot right now but they learned a lot from you thank you very much let's hear it

yeah thank you very nice thank you so much okay and where's the husband

wait a second the husband is talking to another navy guy come on up here they're talking about their ships

all the hookers and what he went two navy guys together there he is

we do have four kids go ahead up there this is jake who goes with jade

he loves to be called jake the snake jake the snake jake the snake we heard all about this

hey jake tell us about your snake what's the name of your snake a lot of people have names for their snakes

snake is semi-retired right now I think sounds like my snake your wife says the secret of your success is

great sex that's true same time my major complaint is too much sex

I think all right too much you must be very proud of your daughter

the guy says they get too much this is our madam v she's all right

the family hey is this a memorial day happy memorial day this is your life

no matter what career she may choose as long as she's happy and I know she will succeed in everything that she does

but she loves music first and women are the best part of her life yeah

that's right congratulations on being smart enough to get some great parents there that's right

thank you some applause for the family here see we are a family show okay

and like the bonobos the bonobos are kind of a family group but we're not that family but we do get inspired

by the bonobos not the way they deal with their families I'm not going to say anymore about that but the way that they use

pleasure to maintain peace in their communities that's right they have all kinds of sex the females are very powerful

it's pretty much a matriarchal society and unlike common chimps and humans they have never been seen

making war or even killing each other in the wild or captivity we got a lot to learn from the bonobos

about how to make love not war brothers and sisters and maybe there won't be so many memorial days where we have to mourn

the dead from our hands of course there will always be dead we got to die that sucks

but maybe we don't have to always create the death not if you come back as fine as you are

there's always a silver lining so okay make like bonobos not baboons make love not war

happy masturbation mom everybody masturbate on our faces make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

I love you you're going to have a lot of love thank you Suzy thank you max we love you guys

we love you too and we love all of you and from our house to your house I am deeply touched

to come into that house every week for so many years you got to change the fucking furniture you got to change your mind

you had the same sofa the same mindset for many years now it's time to change

it's time to stop it's time to think it's time to grow up it's time to get rid of the indoctrination

that they gave us when we came out of that cunt we popped right out and I said bless this child

and this was a bless just one year and the kids going what the fuck's going on here I think maybe that's why I'm so into sex

and you're like where do they come out of I don't think they're going to come out of it no you're looking at yours going up I'm like I want to get out of the cunt

alright we're done we love you guys let love win

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