50 Shades of Sex Ed in a Circus of Spanking, Squirting and LoVE

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, doms and subbies, sex spurts and just general know-it-alls, all you children of sex. And yes, we all are children of sex, brothers and sisters, are we not? Yes, I mean until we start cloning ourselves, we may or may not be children of God,

Jesus, Allah, Bruta, Brahma, Charlie Hebdo or you know, who knows what. But one thing we do know, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block show. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your

mistress of the airwaves and we are broadcasting live from Bonoboville, brothers and sisters. Let's hear it for our experimental community here. Yes, indeed, we are inspired by the Bonobo chimpanzees who make love, not war. That's right, brothers and sisters, these are our kiss and cousins, 99% almost

genetically similar to us and they have a lot of sex and they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. And the females rule in Bonoboville, especially the milks, how about that? And the boys have a good time, they all get laid, so they're not complaining, that's right.

So make like Bonobos not baboons, that's our motto these days, that's our motto here in Bonoboville and we're going to have a fun show tonight. We are just filled with all kinds of beauties. It's 50 shades of beauty, 50 shades of fun, 50 shades of sex education, 50 shades of black, it actually

looks like everybody's wearing black tonight. 50 shades of kink. So yeah, definitely kink and kink is the theme of the season, brothers and sisters. Yes, the new year is upon us, my new year's resolution is to go Bonobos in the new year to make the new year the year of the Bonobo, not the

year of the snake, Evie, okay? Okay, sorry. She's running away because she's jealous that I'm talking about a different animal. But you know humans are animals too, right? And Evie is a wonderful animal, she's the snake in the Garden of Eden here in Bonoboville and she reminds us of

our reptile brain. And the Bonobos, yeah, it's the year of the Bonobo, that's what it is, because we have to save them because they are highly endangered in their native habitat of the Congo, the Democratic Republic of Congo actually. And also we need to release our inner

Bonobos brothers and sisters. We need to have better sex and we need to have better ways of responding to the violence that is just tearing our world apart. I mean to meet beheadings with bombings, to meet shootings with declarations of war, I mean that's the baboon

way, you know, and that just blows everybody up. And you know, I mean the Bonobos have a better way and it's a culture, it's not just like all instinct, they also have violence but they figured out a way to channel their violent energy into what class? Sex!

Right, right, they channel it into that one way or another, you know, they're wild. Yeah, and so that's what we like. And yeah, it's also another holiday that's coming up right now, what is the other holiday that's coming up? Bonobo Day? Well, it's kind of Bonobo

Day, yeah, because the Bonobos are the love apes. Oh, Valentine's Day is coming, I hear everybody kind of go eh, you know, eh, candy, eh, you know, grossness, eh, pressure on me to number one, have a special someone, one and only

Valentine's, gotta be just one and also to have enough money to spend on that special Valentine and also we've got to agree on everything, oh my god, it usually turns into a Saint Valentine's Day massacre, too much candy, too much

pressure, and so it makes you kind of want to whack someone, maybe even your special someone, right, maybe everyone, as a matter of fact the origin of the holiday of Valentine's Day involves whacking, quite a bit of whacking.

It's called Lupercalia, anybody here at Lupercalia? Okay, we're going to just give you a very short lesson and these Lupercalian whips, which are called February are provided by Jux Leather, makes special Lupercalian

toys because this is a very, very important holiday, long before anybody came up with the idea of 50 shades of anything or like what the initials BDSM stand for, this was back in pre-Ancient Rome, there

was this myth of the founding of Ancient Rome, which was founded by Romulus and Remus, you heard of those guys, right, you learned about them in school, and they were supposedly suckled by this wolf, right?

The word for wolf in Roman is Luper, the Luper is the she-wolf that suckled Romulus and Remus, right? And so they were suckled, I love that word suckled, right? In the cave that was called the Lupercal, and once

Romulus grew up and founded Rome, Remus was dead, we won't go into that, brothers you know, but Romulus and Remus sort of broke off into these two fraternities, these are the original frat boys,

the Romulus clan and the Remus clan and they would meet together in the cave of the Lupercal every February 14th to 16th, and they would sacrifice a goat, people did that to eat then, you know,

they'd sacrifice, you know, they can't take the earth for granted, this is sort of eco sex kind of thing, anyway they'd sacrifice the goat and they'd paint their foreheads

red with the blood of the goat and then they'd get very drunk with the fruit of the vine, you know, and then they would make these leather thongs and they'd wear some

of them, you know, like sort of like a little G string, and then they would take others and they would make them into little whips and then they would run

through the countryside of Rome whacking the willing behinds of the village people, well, no, not that group, but although those people would probably

love it, those village people, but the townspeople and mostly the ladies who would do it for luck and fertility and hey it's not as scientific as an IVF clinic

but come on, you know, all that whipping as you people in the audience who are into BDSM know really whips you up into the mood for sex, so of course,

you know, you get a baby boom, and this was the Lupercalia of ancient Rome and, you know, of course the early Christians outlawed it because it was

way too much fun, and they turned the god of the Lupercalia who was Pan, the horny and horned god, you know, with the, or Faunus in Rome, they

turned him into what, Satan, that's right, horns and the goat legs and the tail, that's Satan, guess what, and guess what they turned the kind of

playtime of Lupercalia into, satanic rituals, that became satanic, doing any kind of communal sex, any kind of celebration that involves spanking and

having crazy wild fun like that, satanic, and, you know, it kind of stuck because they were executing people that didn't like that, and so,

you know, it became Valentine's Day because, of course, the people wanted some holiday in February 14th, and they took the red of the blood of the goat

and they took the heart, right, because this doesn't look like the cardiac organ that breathes within, that beats within our chest, what does it look like?

It doesn't look like a goat, no. It's like an upside-down butt. Exactly, thank you, Lady Remedy Anne, it looks like a butt, and that's why

we call it a heart-shaped ass because a nice ass that is well whipped, of course, that would make it red, would look like a butt, it would look

like a heart, I mean, a heart looks like a butt, much more than it looks like that thing that's in the middle of our chest. So, you know, the

Christian rulers adopted the whole Lupercalian theme, but they turned it into something very monogamous, very isolated, very, you know, kind

of romantic and ideal, and the ideal is the enemy of the real. The reality is that people have issues, you know, and it's hard to celebrate romance

on one day. You know, romance is something that happens, and I'm all for romance. Listen, I love romance, I love love, and I love being in

love with my lover, my husband, Captain Max, but so as we will avoid a St. Valentine's Day Massacre, we will be celebrating

Lupercalia this year, you know, better to have your buns beaten than your heart broken, you know, and Valentine's Day is just an

accident waiting to happen, so celebrate Lupercalia, and we believe in starting like right now, you know. Where do the little, like, little man

cherubs come in? That's what I want to know. Okay. Well, first of all, I would like to introduce Lola Bostonado, brothers and sisters. I am

very, very excited to have Lola Bostonado here. Come and sit on my bed, you don't have, you know, you can sit. I don't have to sit on

the duty part, do I? No, no, no. But you could, do you like snakes or are you afraid? No, I'm not afraid, I just, she's not

going to, like, kill me, is she? No. As long as she doesn't kill me. She's very nice, and she's Eve in the Garden of Eden, she's

going straight through the vulva. You're my vagina, you see? She's a good snake. Yes, yes. She's actually very sweet.

She is very sweet. See, I have a bearded dragon at home, not really, it's a lizard. Oh, okay. So you know, you love reptiles too.

Yeah, puts you in touch with the reptile brain. I always think it's very sexy when women are holding snakes. A lot of

times when you see, like, the belly dancers, it's so sensual. Well, you are so sensual, actually. Thank you. And you know, Lola

and I met on the air a few years ago, I think 2009. Wow, yeah. And as you say, it's been a lot of foreplay

until meeting you now. You know what, because also with, there you go, don't hold it quite at the top, I think.

Also, like, we're three hours ahead. I live in New York, so for me to do your show, I'm usually, like, probably half asleep or half drunk by the time

you call me. Oh. It's Saturday night, so you know, it's the season.

Well, you're in L.A. I am. Because you were up for this Sexpert of the Year award.

Yes, it was fantastic. I didn't win, but it was still a lot of fun. Well, you won in my opinion. Oh, thank you.

You're fantastic. Thank you. And that means a lot coming from you. I know. I mean, I'm kind of the Sexpert of the Century. But

yeah, Sexpert of the Year. So who won? Ava Caddow. Congrats, Ava. Our dear friend, who of course we love and adore and has

been on the show. She's fantastic. She's fantastic in all her videos and everything. She's great. So, well, okay.

Well, and it's great to be nominated, right? Yes, absolutely. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. Oops, what happened to her mic?

Yeah. Bad wire. Can we trade mics here? Sure. Okay. Better? Yes. Okay, fantastic. Oh, and I love how

your mic matches your shoes, and those are really nice shoes. I know, I try. It's funny, because when I got off the plane, I was like, okay, I'm the only person

from, you know, you can tell I'm from New York because I walk off in leather and full black. Everybody's like, she's not from here.

Right. Right, but I mean, we have a lot of people in black here, I don't know. Yeah, we do. It depends on what circles

you go in in Los Angeles, I think. Los Angeles is a very, very big, big, I have to take even to call it a city. It's an area, and

there are so many little city states within it. There's Hollywood, there's the beach. Yes, very much so. You know, there's the swing community,

there's the BDSM community. A lot of people in Syria wear black, actually. Oh, well, that's true too. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, you know, that's, yeah. I mean, you know, it's a fashionable color among police officers, terrorists and fashionable

sex parts. Yes, it's slimming. I'm sure the terrorists are wearing it because it's slimming, yeah. Well, the terrorists in Paris went into

the printing plant and the guy thought he was the police, so the guy started shaking hands with the terrorist. It's confusing.

It is confusing. Everybody's in black. Everybody wears black. It is a great color, you know, and yet I see some people that are in

some interesting colors that are out there. I wore a touch of red for Valentine, Luper Cali, a season. Nice, I like that.

So what do you think of the new holiday that's really very old? You know what, my husband and I have been together forever, so we don't really celebrate Valentine's Day.

Ah, we don't really need to get out for Luper Cali, though. Yeah. Be with the community. Share the love instead of just, you know, confining it.

Yeah, exactly. But, you know, we've been married for 14 years, and we've been together since 1994. You think 14 years is forever?

So I must be married in Eon, 23 years almost. No. Well, that's fantastic. That's fantastic. I know. I mean, it is fantastic.

I mean, it's not for everybody. I don't know. Marriage is almost a fetish for me. It can be, it can be for some.

Yeah, absolutely. Certainly bondage. Yeah. Right. Absolutely. Yeah.

So do you get into kink with your husband? I do. Actually, a funny story. My husband, when we first met,

I was dating a woman when we met. And he knew that I was a dom. And he was like, it really didn't interest him.

So I was like, okay, he was like, I can respect what you do. It's just not something that I'm really interested in. So he never would come with me to any fetish clubs or anything of the sort.

Was never interested in playing. And then I would say probably about, I don't know, maybe eight or nine years ago,

he says, well, I want to come to you perform. So I was like, all right, come on. And his response to how people

reacted to me was like, oh my god, what are you freaking, like the fetish Moses, you walk in and people part the sea for you.

And I was like, well, you know, we have like a hierarchy. We have protocol in our scene. And this is, you know, you earn a certain respect

after being in the scene for a while. And he was just like all struck by it. So we go home and he was like, I want to do it. I want to bottom.

Let me do it. I was like, really? And I was like, all right, let's go. So we start to play and I start choking him out.

He was like, bitch, I can't breathe. Bitch, I can't breathe. And I was like, I can't hear you. Oh my god.

She's cruel. And he was like, aren't we supposed to have a say for it? I was like, for what? I was like, you're married to me. You're stuck, dude.

Sorry. And he was like, I didn't know you're really choke me. I was like, well, baby, what do you think we were doing?

Did you think we were playing? Don't try this at home. Okay. He was kind of shocked, but he was intrigued. Unless you know what you're doing. And at the same time,

now he has a different respect for it. So he doesn't want to do it again. No, but he likes watching me. He likes watching me.

And he likes coming with me. And he's okay by it. As long as I don't choke him the fuck out. That's all that matters.

Now, him, is this CJ, your husband? Oh, no. Actually, CJ is my husband. I didn't think so because you were just gesturing to him. Oh, no, I was just talking.

He's your pornstar escort, right? Actually, CJ is like my best friend. Oh, wow. He is my best friend. Who happens to do porn and sling deck?

Hello. Wow. Your husband really, he does, you know, kind of put up with a lot, you could say. Well, you know, actually,

CJ is a really dear friend to both me and my husband and like our family. He knows what we do.

There's no secrets in what's going on. There's no surprises. That's always been important to me

to have like an open line of communication with my partner. And I think that kind of takes the mystery out and it takes the taboo out of stuff.

If you allow your partner in and say, hey, this is what I do, it gives them the opportunity to say, all right, I might be a little bit interested

or like, no, I don't think so. Like please don't choke me anymore. Is that your specialty choking? What is your specialty?

My specialty as far as being on top is don't. I like psychological play. I like corporal. I'm a status.

Yum. I want you to see your eyes dialy. I hear Lady Remedy

and salivating. Now Lady Remedy is, would you like to come up here? Do you like snakes? I love snakes. You love snakes.

I like to see you crawl like snakes. I'll get in the middle. You can get over here and you're black. You're not a terrorist, right?

No. And you're not a police officer, right? So this is Eve. She's precious.

She is. How old is Eve? She's quite old actually for a snake which might account for some things.

But she's, I don't know, she's like 10 years old. Really? She is, isn't she?

She's sweet. Makes beautiful jewelry. Right. So you are from Sanctuary.

I am. And of course we have known Mr. Cyan for, gosh, as long as we've had Eve, maybe longer,

at least 10 years. And we love Mr. Cyan. And she's very knowledgeable. Oh, she's given me a few

birthday spankings. Really? You gotta get spanked by somebody on your birthday, right?

So might as well be Mr. Cyan. So you're here from Sanctuary with a whole bunch of

like doms and bottoms and a roller girl and, oh my goddess, so much fun.

Look at Roller Girl, everybody. Is this Roller Girl? No, we call you Rainy Lane. Do we have another microphone

for this person? We need a microphone. Rainy cannot speak without a microphone. I prefer Roller Girl to Rainy Lane.

That's actually who I am. You know, where did I get Roller Girl from? It's a character in a movie or something. But I know you do Roller Derby.

I'm a retired Roller Derby skater, but I've been a skater since I was three years old. You got the body for her, girl.

And I was a competitive ice and roller skater at one point and then I went on to do Roller Derby and now I'm retired and I Roller Skate on the Strand

dazzling the people. You're dazzling the people right now. If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, does it make a sound?

If I'm just skating in a rink, nobody sees it. And that's what you're an exhibitionist.

And that. We're so grateful. Thank you. Do you do fancy tricks and stuff?

I can. I can do jumps and spins. Really? Yeah. Do you do anything erotic and nasty? I think everything she does is erotic.

You know what? I actually have masturbated. Really? I've seen her doing the Roller Derby or Roller Skating Girl thing.

At a Swinger's event, drunk. Yes. I was waitressing in Roller Skates at a Swinger's event.

Drunk. Nice. Very talented. Did you spill any drinks? No, I did not. Nice.

And she was doing lots of tricks. Skating tricks. Skating tricks. Let's be clear.

In the skates. Tricks in the skates. Actually, my Roller Derby name was Donna Skatrix. Donna Skatrix. Donna Skatrix is a dominatrix

and somehow that's what I ended up becoming kind of sorta after five years. That's fantastic. I didn't even know what a dominatrix really was

when I picked that name. I was just like, yeah, Donna Skatrix. I will beat you on and off the track.

Yeah. I would make motions like I had an implement but I didn't really know what I was doing but I was like motioning like I had a crop baby.

I just didn't know what it was called back then. So are you dominant or submissive or a switch? I'm officially a switch professionally.

I lean on the top side and personally it depends on the partner and the dynamic. So far we're picking all

toppy people. I think we need a subby person here. Oh! There is Ms. Cupcake.

I like how she raises her hand and giggles. Hi, Mira. I'm your resident sub. Well, hello there.

We all look like greedily and voraciously at you. No, please don't eat me. Are you her protector?

No. Oh, yeah. I'm just the official booty holder for her. So this is Cupcake Sinclair?

Yes, ma'am. And is that giggle real? Yeah. I'm kind of nervous right now.

Why? There's lots of lights and people and very many doms in one spot. I'm kind of scared now.

Very many doms. You need to spank it. You need to spank it. Always.

Well, yes. It's true. They brought you. You sort of brought a bunch of doms, I guess.

What can I say? It's like a dom magnet. She's very talented, by the way. Oh, really? At what?

At being spanked. At being spanked. At bottoming. Tell them about the cups, Cupcake.

Tell them about the cups. Oh, well. I have a pair of leather wrist restraints, both for wrists and ankles,

and if you're familiar with the concept of vampire gloves, it's pretty much the same concept within wrist restraints. So the more you struggle, the way they dig in,

and it's wonderful. So do you have these wrist restraints with you? Unfortunately, I don't.

I didn't think I'd need them. Ah. All right. Do we have them?

Where are ours? Oh, ours are somewhere. Yeah, I know. We didn't get ours. Ours are upstairs.

Where's the dog on duct tape? How many times do I have to go back to duct tape? Duct tape. And we have a rope.

I see that Rainy Lane has brought a rope. How resourceful of you. I think ahead.

I love bondage. I also brought several pairs of wrist restraints. I have a snake that could kind of tie itself around you. I don't like snakes.

And we have our leather. We have our leather ties as well. You know what? Since we're obviously ready to do some tying up

and we have some non-reptile lovers in the crowd, we're going to put Evie away. So everyone say goodbye to Evie.

Bye, Evie. Bye, poopy snake. Shitty snake. We can officially call her a shitty snake.

No, we cannot. She shit so, but she shit. I think you need to be punished. You're just afraid of reptiles.

I think that's a great idea. You who just skate all over the place. It was a pun because the snake shit.

It was a pun. Yes, but we're going to cut that out of the show. So you just ruined this segment. We have to say poop.

I'm sorry. No, no. It's okay. On a see the poop scene, it's a little extra.

It's extra. Behind the scenes. The video comes with the behind the scenes. All right.

So I think we're ready to punish some people. Various infractions. I think Rainy should go first. Rainy should definitely go first.

But before that, I just want to introduce everybody. Okay. So CJ Strokes

is your consort tonight? Your friend? Stuntcock.

Wow. Really? That's exciting. How are you doing?

You're a porn star, right? Are you out here to do some scenes or just to soak up the California sun? A little bit more soaking up,

but obviously scene work. Yeah? But you're mostly a New Yorker? Brooklyn all the way?

Love it. But I'm loving the sun right now. New York is freezing. What kind of porn?

Fucking porn. Fucking women. It sounds like you were saying straight porn. There are different kinds.

The Brooklyn Dodgers moved out here. Unfortunately. But I want to know

why are you hanging out with a Dom? Oh, Lola? She's just the best. She's more than a Dom.

She's just the best. I don't even know if I would characterize her as a Dom or even a sexpert, who's that?

Oh, Lola. I love the name that she uses sometimes. Lola Hedo. I always tell people when I met Lola

it was different. It was at a party and she was wearing

a Brazilian outfit. I was like, okay. This is who I'm meeting?

Yeah, it was a party shoot. Yeah, it was a party she was throwing. I'm like, all right. Hi, how are you doing?

I took it all in after. She's really cool. Really hot. Really cool.

Hot and cool. All right. How do you feel about the whole BDSM thing? It was cool.

Do you participate? A little bit. I'm really a voyeur. Interesting.

You're a voyeur. Okay. We definitely have a bad girl here

who's really a Dom, but she was a bad girl. Besides, we're top heavy tonight.

Not us. We have a good girl who's a masochist. She wants spanking

and I don't. But you're getting them. I'm getting punished. Keep in mind that this is in the spirit.

Remember, I'm a light to medium bottom. Thank you. I'm not a masochist. Luper Caliadon. Luper Caliadon.

He's in the spirit. Lady Mistress. Baroness Kitty. Baroness Kitty.

I forgot the title. Baroness Kitty. Welcome Baroness Kitty. Thank you so much.

Look at these boobies. I love this zipper. They are. 36F.

I'm a breast man. So that's great. That's awesome. Thank you so much.

You don't mind that she looks kind of tough? No, that's fine. All right, love. You have no idea that I do you.

You don't take my demeanor as, you know, slight. How do you feel being the only man among all these tops and bottoms?

That's definitely fine. Other men are jealous. And other men are just like, oh, I'm glad it's him. Right.

And horny. Yeah, absolutely. So, where are we? Oh, we're about to punish some people. And actually I bought my personal slave here too.

What are we doing? And we have to go to a break. Oh my goodness. Really? It's a little early.

We have to go to a break. It's a little early, but we're going to do that. We're going to come back with spankings and also

bonoboville communion. Pizza? We have chocolate, no pizza. But we do have bonoboville communion.

Salt. We'll see when we come back. Ah, that's free the nipple. And have a drink.

Right, absolutely. And it's a very sort of sacred ritual that we do here in

bonoboville to imbibe of the spirits and each other.

It's safe sex, you know, but kind of yummy. Anyway, we do it with Agua coca leaf liquor

and also we have other libations here. I think it's Agua night tonight. Agua coca leaf liquor.

And so we'll be right back with all this fun stuff and 50 shades of who knows what.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how

bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap

into the hot natural sex energy within you, bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain

you know, the pain and have more orgasmic organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days.

So get the book, learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

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you're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is

Dr. Susan Block welcome back brothers and sisters to Bonoboville

where we are having some fun with 50 shades of spanking, BDSM doming, subbing

all kinds of talk all I can stare at are her boobs right now that's all I see should we do the spanking first

or bonoboville communion I can't stop staring at them they do the whole trick it's booby twerking

it's booby twerking we need music this is rainy beautiful

that's fantastic thank you, that's great so we could start

with bonoboville communion if you're ready for a little booby free the nipple it's a Miley Cyrus meme

and we're all for it because after all why should guys be the only ones so this is a little ritual

that we do, it doesn't have to be on the nipple if you really can't reveal your nipple because it's insured by Lloyds of London or something like that

there can be the back of the neck or some other body part elbows and butts

elbows could be erotic absolutely armpits there's a lot of possibilities

I don't think I've had my elbows sucked I knew you'd come up with that the sexperts always want to go to some other body part

they got nippleitis so you, on the other hand are practically busting out

all over anyway they just want to be free so who wants to start with the bonoboville communion

which is sponsored by Agua Agua Cocole Flicker oh hello there Lydia you can start with it too

do you want to be on camera over here you want to come over here you just want to stay there I'm not going to beckon you

you're going to just do what you want also I need some help though I do need help Maya, goddess Maya

is coming forward you could take off that wrap and then you'd be more helpful you could also take off the whole shirt

yeah yay okay so here we go we are now pouring the little shot glasses

and we're getting ready for the spanking who's going to get the spanking first oh this one this is a new one here

who's this one Serenity Serenity you don't look like you looked last time but welcome back

last time you were in black and now you're all in pink you're getting ready for valentine's day why is it pink and red

for valentine's do you know because goats blood because they didn't have a whole chemical system of colors then

so you know red was the color of ukele it was definitely the color of ukele because they would paint each other's forehead

where did the pink come from plus the well whipped ass the ass also gets pink you know whack

well then actually the color should be blue and black cj it's a good thing you didn't grab that right no well

you were almost grabbed but not the key is you were not grabbed oh great view

she looks like the virgin in white amongst all the blues I know you're filling them very high

that's a big shot this sacrificial virgin I think I have that same bra actually

random interjections this is very much we got a lot of people that want to drink

and you know pour some on the table actually wipe it off the book please yikes you are a bad girl

okay she's not gonna sign that for you Maya I'm gonna charge extra for that book

yeah this book is the agua so cool okay what size are those by the way you know

I used to think they were 34d but now I think they're 32d I'm gonna have to get that recheck I second that

well I think cj wants to I heard that 80% of women are wearing the wrong bra size

do you know anything about that number it's probably sure it's like over three quarters it's something that's as important as

cancer checkups okay so anyway we're gonna do bonoboville communion

I guess we're gonna start with well you've got the liquor in your hand girl you know

how does that happen I don't know you've got the nipples yes take it out

gorgeous absolutely so would you like to start with this nipple or would you prefer an elbow

her nipple is fine by me here's what you do you first lick it to get it wet this is preparing

forplay the sacrificial boob

I like how she's looking for the words to justify my actions nipple shots sacrificial

bonoboville communion boob did you grow up Catholic or Christian it doesn't matter now honey

well now it doesn't matter you've been forgiven and so you lick it

and then we salt it fantastic let's do it I like this

you can stand up can't see and she gives it a good expert lick quite a tongue

don't like a pro I think you've done this before she's definitely done this before look at that

left her little lipstick and everything she has done her bonoboville communion how was that that was delicious

alright since you did that so beautifully now you get yours but you can pick a boob and we'll see if the person

wants to hear now what size are these winning she's giving me the eye winning these are 36f

36f they're natural oh my god awesome

alright so we now have reigning lane taking bonoboville communion from a 36f

produced by baroness kitty and yes I have I am a salter of the boob

amazing okay here we go ah that's a lot of boobage

and down the hatch and yes very good very good awesome so now you

don't put it away please yes leave it out yeah absolutely absolutely free the nipple

okay and what whose would you like to snack on to use a microphone

use a microphone so I would actually on my sister over here remedy

she's my sister I thought you'd never ask oh yes you definitely marked beautiful we need salt I'm doing salt

okay lick first to make the salt stick okay okay

lick lick lick like just like a kitty now you get a little salt and snack it up there

now swallow yay well now we also have one more guest that wants to join

we have many guests tonight one more a more Hilton is at the bar oh my goddess well a more Hilton

you want to ring her over come on up here baby block I want the new one

the new one I want the fresh meat there she comes she's gonna steal the show now

yes she is there she is with her papa oh look at this outfit

she looks amazing and the hat and the bra and everything beautiful

oh my god and so pink oh oh my valentine

oh wait wait wait whoa oh

there's my pink microphone how'd you know pink of course baby yeah so

yeah this valentine's day I guess I'm gonna be here with you guys you sound like your heart is breaking never

well I mean you sound like we're definitely fourth on the list or something I guess I'm gonna be with you

so I'm so happy with it I've seen pictures of you with a hot guy though yeah he was meow meow mix for sure

he was delicious and he was like one of the most passionate people because you know that was lacking in the past

and it was so constant it was awesome you could tell I was so stoked like on everything you know

it was awesome totally awesome I guess no more wasn't used to it

well I'm sure that Maya is ready to step in and do whatever there's my little lady you want to do communion

I missed you too baby off my ass hey what's up what a gorgeous

alright lick it suck it it's so funny I was thinking that

it's a cutie booty is that a bite that was a bite I should know better than to get

licked by a dom it's gonna be a bite some form of pain you're not sorry

it's like our pre Valentine's day this is a pre Valentine's day that's awesome we are celebrating

well I have a room full of Valentine's then I'm like the luckiest chick ever Lupercalia absolutely

with our juxt-leather vloggers those are pretty awesome aren't they awesome so I mean

do we need more bonobovo communion here yeah do I volunteer cupcake

cupcake oh yeah where am I going does cupcake get any

or does she get spanked first oh she gets spanked afterwards that's the way she can take more of a spanking

okay we need all of the titties all of the titties she's a sub

I was gonna get all the titties I love that corset that's pretty awesome very cool costumes tonight

everyone's looking damn good free the nipple thank you yes

you've got two cupcakes on your chest right there I see beautiful the cherries on top alright so now you're revealing yours

who's gonna have some off of you we're just watching oh yeah I'll just stand here for this tonight going

that's okay that was my communion right there just free the boobies who should she have her communion off of

somebody's in charge of her correct I'm my own agent technically she came with us I think you should really

I mean the ass kissing you should have a shot off of her well I'm gonna have a shot off of y'all I'm gonna take everybody

but I think I'd like to see you lick one of these goddesses asses that's what I'd like to see now because I already did that

how about yours she's like okay yeah tits and ass in fact both tits

TNA I know she's whispering I don't have panties she's like I know

that's okay what a cute ass alrighty then good from all that roller skating

very tight nice ass oh yeah she does she's licking and now we get a little

salt it's so smooth I can't get the salt on take that rainy it's all just bouncing off

she's got such a smooth ass you yay bonobo bill

nice rainy lane I'm definitely feeling the holiday spirit now I grew a Christmas bush

did you see I had a little bit of I grew a Christmas bush did you I decided I'm going pro back

with a 90s muff you know what I mean by 90s muff did you shave it yet no no I got a 90s muff

oh but you shaved it it's trim I'm going to go for everybody I want all the nipples out

including mine boys too off with eye shirts you heard lady

she said tits out boys stand up don't make it difficult for me subby present

break bread CJ right drop trial let's go

thank you thank you and around and around and around we go serenity I missed yours

wow I'm having a nipple orgy I see oh wow there's a hairy nipple

you might discover a new fetish yeah plucking hairy nipples I like it my beautiful baby

block present please how cute I'll perky and just tender

yay you do that really well you got really quiet we're on mesmerize gotta watch that

she's so kissable who by miss everyone in the audience okay give me something

you forgot us I think you don't want to show titty somehow I'm kind of fully clothed right hand

of course you can have my hand darling bring it you're so kinky see I'm the only lucky one

that had my hand like totally cheers cheers

bonoboville communion spankings begin shall I take serenity over to the cross uh

spank I don't know you're gonna take her over to the cross yeah she's geared up

okay you didn't have to put those back in and what about our spanking here cupcake

who's gonna spank cupcake all of us I could give you a book spanking sereness what like

book spankings are all the rage and then we have the looper cailian whips

but you know you can't be tied to that thing and not be all clothed that's no fun I know we have to get someone who's at least half naked on her

you can get fully naked if you like oh yes let's get her fully naked and put her up there that's what I say

if I could make some full nudity but no effort okay

gotcha makes perfect sense well okay cupcake you just get across our knees then

come on over here you wanna take that skirt off yeah I think you do yes cupcake

she needs to take it all off um yeah my lap basically I thought she was getting naked

how about naked oh come on how about naked honey I don't care if you're not fully shaved

I mean there's a lot of wild people there's another Christmas bush in the mix lots of Christmas bush in the house yeah

January season for growing some muff it keeps thy pussy warm it's a spruce

I like the thought it's a great concept we're bringing back bushes on the doctor season block show

don't talk about bringing back bush because I think of George but uh we're not talking about the president

the good bush I wanna flog her now with her little butt oh yeah alright well

I'm gonna let you just get right over here you just kneel down here and you can have a nice soft flogger that's a nice juxt-leather flogger

oh no you have your own flogger she brought her own she was prepared so okay yeah

so let's move the table a little bit yes yes that's what I usually say you just bend that over there girl

and here she is lola bostonado is gonna be flogging away

at the beautiful ass of cupcake and her ass is very heart shaped yes brothers and sisters just like

I mean looky here doesn't that look similar or maybe sort of like this yeah

somewhat matching definitely matches oh I think she liked that

can I have the microcontas you got some spanking over in the other corner too whack a whack away we've got spanking everywhere

and look her shirt is starting to match her ass her ass color is matching her shirt and it's matching the color

of the valentine art the shirt well of course it's your turn for the spanking

oh well I like giving the spanking I want to make your ass that color I make your ass that color probably not

if you can't take it you might not want to this is like a circus brothers and sisters well I can dish it and I have taken definitely three rings

here we have spanking on the crotch and we have whacking here on the bed and then we have an argument going on over here so it's really

everything is happening here in bonobo right in our three ring circus actually it's about four rings

because I see Lydia over there kind of nuzzling up to some guy well little pussy whipping here

but we missed it on camera how about nuzzling up here Lydia come on in oh what

since when have you been shy wow well the yes yes

the speakeasy is filled with the sounds of whips okay now this and spanking I'd love to

I want to put rope on some titties I want to find out what makes you there's been some news lately brothers and sisters

some scientific study that only studied seven women and concluded that their squirt was P

simply because it came from the bladder well of course it comes from the bladder the urethral spun yes

but that doesn't mean it is made of the same chemical composition as urine and those of you who know about

squirting know that it's not P absolutely not P and you are a squirter is that right

I absolutely am I'm a repressed you do have a sibling I prefer not to use siblings but I have fucked a sibling before

so am I I started squirting when I was 19 in college but I thought I was peeing myself because I read Cosmo and I was

considered myself sexually educated and I never heard of such a thing so I assumed that it was P and just repressed myself

and then it came back recently about two and a half years ago ah well we're talking about squirting

while we're having some very intense bankings over here brothers and sisters it's 50 shades of fun

50 shades of pleasure getting ready for Lupercalia this is the best celebration ever

hahaha you're a little loopy Lupercalia yeah

it's another root of the word Lupercalia is being just loopy right but I've done tests on my own squirt and it's definitely not P

actually I conducted my own study it was a very scientific study in a clips for sale video I call P versus squirt ah so you pee first

yes so I pee in a cup and then I set it aside and it's definitely P and then um

I squirt once for pleasure and twice for science the second one was in a cup and we inspected

I inspected the two liquids I even drank the squirt but I did not drink the P it's too hard I couldn't do it

and the two liquids are nothing alike like P is like P and squirt it's like mineral water it tastes like

like California hot spring oh yes a beautiful spring it means squirty pussy

right so Sybians don't do it how about a Hitachi actually a Sybian probably could make me squirt

I need clitoral and penetration at the same time generally I mean I like it all

always give it to me everything okay we're gonna move you over here wait are we really doing this wait okay so

but first okay so in order for me to squirt I have to go P first go P first this way we know it's squirt

but it's not P and then I'll go P so she knows exactly where to go and make her do it quickly

I'm very excited for you she's already mean for a reason alright brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

we are broadcasting live from Bonoboville it's kind of a three-ring circus and Serenity is getting

her spankings over at the Bondage Cross and Cupcake just got a spanking and we might have a squirting we don't know

squirting is like romance it's very magical it happens when it happens that's when it's real it's very exciting and I'll be honest with you the first time I squirted

scared the shit out of me oh you squirted oh you're gonna do it with us too yeah it scared the living daylights out of me

and then I just wanted to do it over and over and over again did you do it with your husband or somebody else I did I did what did you do that made you squirt

it was um clitoral and g-spot stimulation at the same time okay uh huh

well Serenity this is her second time on the show and so she's getting spanked really really uh getting

quite a red ass the color of Valentine Lupercalia for sure and Mistress Remedy Ann

is administering the spanking and uh they are from Sanctuary and Sanctuary is going to be hosting uh a party

a big party at AVN at the lair oh nice yeah oh great I'll be there next week when is that

it's next week I mean it's it's gonna be when is it gonna be Cupcake it's going on from the 21st through the 24th and we are hosting the lair well actually

Mistress Ayanna's she's in charge of it all and so yeah we'll be having a booth there and we'd love to see anybody who'd like to swing down to Vegas and uh maybe play with

the pretty girls and tops and sweets and dons and are you doing a documentary on cam girls or something actually Rainy Lane is she was featured at cam girls

okay we'll have to we'll have to talk to her about yeah she actually squirted on one of the so she won't squirt film people okay so

we now have to uh I'm not sure if she wants the Sybian or the Hitachi lovely

she says she needs penetration well Sybian we don't have the attachment on right now so we'd have to do which is Rainy correct we have one

we can use one of these glass dildos under here we need a we need a something to insert you see the dildos down there it's been a long time since I spanked you

what what do we got there oh yeah we've got those that we could put on the Sybian you have to attach it to the Sybian I gave Serenity her first spanking

and sanctuary and we have condoms we're the condoms and this is the second time I spanked her condomania condoms brothers and sisters little dildos how was it

sponsorship let me let me have the bowl here let's have the bowl good girl thank you condomania

that's awesome alright now of course you could provide the penetration if she was amenable to that

yeah that's true I'm sure she would be final Rainy I don't know if she would be I volunteer her twat

who said that oh Remedy Ann I know Rainy I'm sure she'd be okay

hopefully she's not running out to the parking lot probably we'll stick to the Sybian that'll be a whole other

situation so let's talk a bit about the AVN who's excited AVN

this is foreplay for the lairs booth and party at the AVN and it is also means that

usually AVN it also means you AVN folks gets sloppy seconds anyway okay let's let's put the Sybian

in the middle here Seren wrapping it we are very measure B compliant brothers and sisters

we got the Seren wrap we got the condoms do we have goggles and slickers goggles too and

gloves, napkins we have a BBC we're not doing that I'm just saying

we have a BBC right we got nipples free the nipple why did they go back away

come on over here folks this is not the time for photo shoots please the show is almost over

come on over here we are Seren wrapping now what else do you need you've got an attachment here

we're going to put this is like so much pressure you'll love it do I have a time limit

no time limit you're good I was like not prepared for this imagine me

alright I need water does anybody have water I should be really hydrated for this

here it's pure water total water no it isn't fine

it's not agua refreshing water to make this officially scientific I just peed in the bathroom

I'm doing this for science I appreciate that I hope everybody forget about everyone who's watching

I know this is for science absolutely actually there is something interesting

at the avian show there's going to be a documentary a world premiere documentary about webcam models called cam girls movie

I'm in it that's exciting I scored in that movie that is so cool

is this like a movie that's going to go to film festival I believe so they were trying to put it into sundance wow

and the world premiere is going to happen at avian Thursday night in the vinyl room at 8.30pm y'all can be there speaking of the avian

no big deal just a world premiere of a movie that's so cool we need lube

where's the bacon I scored it on the cameraman actually during the filming of this movie he was far

he was like 5 feet away and it came out like why don't you show us well I don't know if I can do it like that

tell me what you need he's your target right there get him rainy get him

I need music he's getting ready next level what kind of mood music she says

let's get it on I can feel it baby I love the peds or Katy Perry

you are so Katy Perry girl you're all colorful I don't even know who that is and I really don't care

or Taylor Swift cause I got a blank space baby and I'll write your name oh my god

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate that's right that's what you have to say to all those people that don't believe in squirting

so this one time at bandcamp I hopped on a Sybian on the Susan Block show yeah my life is so fucking weird

people what's weird is that this is not just this is not just I'm almost jealous

yeah this is this is bacon he's got news for me free the kitty

that's awesome you're not a vegetarian are you I'm not I'm a meatkin

you should be a vegan and I'm like no I'm a meatkin okay this is really awkward right about now

okay this is when the Susan Block show got really awkward for Rainy Lane awkward how I made Rainy Lane squirt once

this is like honestly a really high pressure situation okay so somebody else should hold the mic you hold the mic

hey Rainy give your other mic to Lola so Lola can say calm remember when I made you squirt

remember when I made you squirt I do you've made me squirt and you've made me squirt a lot of women have made me squirt

on the webcam on kink live okay so so what what kind of vibration do you need to squirt I actually I like

vibration and penetration so you are being penetrated what's the rotation do you want like high rotation yes

or low rotation yes okay so truth truth card I've used them before but they're not my faves

but I mean in a pinch we can probably make me squirt we have a we have

and we have whatever you need a glass dildo in the ass in the ass

yes one in the mouth as well although I think you guys whoa hey who's that who's doing that

of course it's a man it's a man oh wait that's just a joke

quickly sit on this Kevin that's not it how many people are in here one two three four five six we got about twenty this is like

yeah just a whole fucking crowd no just think of us as a support group we're a support group for you rainy you've done this for lots of parties

that's right you have squirted on many crowds I did it for one party it was it was for art shut up and vibe where's the other condoms

where the condoms go the bowl put one on here I'm totally gonna have to fuck myself though

the Sybian is like like okay so truth do it fucking do it if you really want to know what makes me get wet

is fucking money and that's why I come so hard on kink live is with the more money I've made the harder I'm gonna come

I think I should choke you that's a hard limit and you know this I'm a survivor of domestic violence and you know how I

feel about choking I will absolutely not absolutely not be choked ever again alright so can I play with ya boobs

I almost died by the hands of a man so can I play with ya boobies would you like to not be on the Sybian yeah we'll get

I'm gonna fuck myself but it's fun to just sit on it it is actually a good warm up it's a good warm up I was told this was a pirate

that was fun that helped a little alright remove the Sybian that was Miss Block who did that

she wasn't too hot I have a good size you don't like it hard though not glass

I have the president what do we have yes I'd love to fuck the president okay we're gonna put a condom on him

because he is rubber Clinton was actually a good president but he belongs in my vagina actually let's put Bill Clinton in my pussy

let's put Bill please that was a size queen alright then that was a good warm up

well you can hop off I'm not gonna hop you off let's move this down you can put it

some quality right there put it right down here okay so that goes there

and it is no longer measure B compliant now but the president he is

and so is this very nice little Hitachi here

hey mom look what I'm doing you have gorillas and bonobos and chimps surrounding you

you are in a forest does your pussy taste like bacon though it usually tastes like pineapple but now it probably tastes like bacon

and here's Bill this is so awesome look at his face how does the president's song go

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

no more talk well we can talk right we just can't pressure you I'll hold this

you just tell me if I need to move it this is awesome she's actually got Bill Clinton's head inside of her already

and it's mighty big he's got a big head let me just tell you that and Hitachi is also

just having a great time on this rather furry mound which is beautiful very beautiful she did say she was going to bring the 90s moth back

yes beautiful 90s moth absolutely absolutely this is rainy lane brothers and sisters

and we are just here with her curling already we're just enjoying ourselves just watching her

fuck herself don't call a rainy lane for nothing wait a second are we in the wrong seat wait a second are we in the wrong seat

I'm like right in the line of fire no no get out of the way what's up aim for the cup

that would be fantastic if we could get it in the cup then we could analyze it wait say that again

I work with her I'm not going to sit in the splash zone I'm okay with that she's squirting

yes look at that whoa that's quite a squirt and it smells delicious

does it taste like bacon or pineapple it smells like pineapple really doesn't even taste like bacon you want more Hitachi

no that was good that was good that was beautiful who wants to smell my leg

no seriously it does not smell anything does not look anything like pea brothers and sisters

it smells delicious it comes from the urethra it comes from the bladder but it's

water mostly it has trace elements beautiful and well done how are you feeling sexy

can we have a big hand brothers and sisters it's so important that we understand that this is a natural

female sexual function and we really appreciate how she did this how she shared this

not in a private situation I did it for science and Bill and you and Bill Clinton

look at Bill look at his face please excuse me look how white it is this is the

beautiful female prostate emissions this is what they call the actual

female ejaculate and then the other stuff they call squirting I don't know but it's all squirting to me and it is not pea

if you do this girls if it doesn't smell like pea don't let these science I love science but sometimes they can be almost as bad

as you know the priests and the moolahs they mean well but that study is just crap how many times have we heard

seven women come to find out scientists were wrong about what they're just wrong maybe those seven women might be pissing themselves

I don't know I haven't seen it I squirt thank you thank you very much actually that was very impressive

I can't control how it comes out sometimes it's really like far and that was pretty big

that was projectile I have always projectile but that was like for me just like that was average

that was average I didn't make any money for that squirt so if I made like $500

they're probably raining you're supposed to be right in it they got it don't make me get the ballgads

oh we have we got it on video it's hard to catch still I'd like to thank Bill Clinton for that squirt

oh and that was a yes alright we're happy I mean because we like to preserve these things

for posterity and also to show to show the people they need to see that's part of the fun

and that's part of the education and this is 50 shades of sex ed this is 50 shades of fun it is really fantastic tonight

you never know what might happen I was told I wasn't going to squirt on this show you know I never know what I'm going to do

who told you that that was a lie Serenity was like no it's going to be about BDSM and stuff

Serenity needs to be spanked for that she needs to learn I never know what might happen to the press

that's for sure yes just bring Serenity that's a bad girl telling her oh it's just

she was assisting my PR and helping coordinate all these other lovely ladies to be on the show tonight

she's very good at PR let's give a hand to Serenity she coordinated everybody so she has a right to be bad

thank you so we're almost out of time wow you did that in record time that's what I'm saying professionally

you're pretty amazing really fast I have some records I did 51 squirts in a 38 minute video

let's break the record wow they asked about squirting AVN yes we are at AVN

they're going to be at AVN the lair you can see me and all of the other sanctuary ladies at the lair

and where is the lair it's on the second level of the AVN of the hard rock hotel

and then at club vinyl on Friday night sanctuary is the official host

and a lot of us are doing performances I'm doing two performances on stage that night and how is the lair affiliated with kink.com

because I saw the banner because they pay the money and she's got a we all network

money is an aphrodisiac she provides the juice as she does sanctuary and kink live

have a business relationship as well so we have a webcam studio in the sanctuary and a lot of our sanctuary ladies are also

kink live webcam models myself and cupcake and lady remedy and I believe serenity baroness yes of course lady baroness

why are you flipping me off I love you too even though you hit my booby too hard she always says that

she's very sensitive she's having a she's like a finely tuned instrument she says we handle her like a strata

various wow we're like this in stereo

alright brothers and sisters we're getting ready for the avians we're getting ready for loop for calio and what is 2015

the year of the year of aquarius of the bonobo what is

what is 2015 the year of the bonobo thank you brothers and sisters

I want you to go bonobos this year absolutely hey he knows thank you Susan and here's my girl

what did you think of that squirting exhibition that was fun to watch it was like in between reading a vintage playboy

I found over at the little bar you had to look up and see the squirt but I had to watch that

obviously that was awesome it's a pretty hot bar well this is a pretty

hot baby block baby so am I going to sit in the squirt

would you I can sit in the squirt no I don't mind actually sitting in squirt is not like sitting in pee or you know snake poop

I mean no it's not it's really kind of I don't know it's not even like sitting in lube

it has no odor no taste it's mineral water it's rainy lanes rain I guess what we're going to discover

is that when some women get very turned on they just lubricate and a lot of water gets produced

in the bladder and it is not urine because she just peed so you got rid of the urine it has some trace

elements of urine because that's still in the bladder from before because it's not like they clean out your bladder with you know Ajax

but yeah you've got some trace elements of urine but it's a holy water is what I call it

it's a water that builds up and then it just squirts out and it's beautiful it is a baptism it is a holy water and if you

can do it you are blessed and if somebody does it to you you are blessed I have a question

what is it though me and the guy friends were having a discussion earlier and we couldn't

I actually don't know the answer what it is is it calm here's what I think it is

what is it it's a mystery no one really knows it's holy water

here's what it's made up of it's made of mostly water I mean what do we smell nothing it's like it's rainbows and unicorns

it's coming from the bladder it comes out of the urethra so I have a theory that it's just like

it pulls like extra liquid from your body but urine is like a waste system and that's why it smells

but this is just extra liquid that collects it's awesome sauce awesome sauce I'll take that

awesome sauce like A1 steak sauce but delicious it's like the same principle is what makes you sweat sometimes when people sweat

it is similar it's more it's closer to sweat than pee definitely closer to sweat than pee but not even sweat

sweat is like saltier and like has like a stronger mineral texture alright scientists we are here

for you to experiment on yes I just come to the Susie block show and then we can go ahead and have a fair analysis of what

squirting or ejaculation by the way Dumea is going to be on on February 28 who? Dumea she's a huge squirt you know who Dumea is

she did a video with us called 28 Squirts probably you were here one night let's have a record competition

between these two you should come February 28 I could probably make it we got to go very soon but we want to go around

and give everybody a chance to promote themselves so let's see we'll start with my out of town guest Lola Bostonado

well thank you so much for having me oh my pleasure it's so great to have you and I really appreciate the she 2015 for

having this event so that you could come here absolutely thank you so much she's adorable where can we see you

you can see me everywhere actually next week I'll be teaching at desires so I'll be there from January 25th till February 1st

and then I'm teaching at Heednism in the grill Heednism yeah we like that it's a lot of fun yes Max

no I'm just pulling on our old wires these wires to my microphone are 71 years old so

they're on Medi-Cal oh it was a great show really great

where can we find all these people we're finding out everyone here is freaking awesome so thank you so much for having me on your show

CJ Strokes what can we see you in well next week I'll also be at AVN I'll see you there then

okay cool hopefully are you all going to talk for the best director for the best director of pornography

erotica and all the arts go to google google it oh and Courtney too apparently got best

3 million results just google my name CJ Strokes she got best boobs this year

we already gave her that award I bet you have no we did we gave it to her 2 years ago

okay lady Remedy Ann it's been a pleasure we've had a lot of fun

from Sanctuary Studios LAX and we'll be at the AVN awards as well we will be in the lair section

look for us we will have main stage as well as the two demo floor stages Friday night at the AVN after party

we are the official host and I'll be doing two performances that night look for me save me a dance

can you pass the microphone she should come back and tell us about it I love to hear the whole story come on back

any time book sessions with me at the sanctuary or you can follow me on twitter Dear Serenity S

she's very good on twitter she RTS okay and let's have some microphones over here please

can I get an orange one oh I don't know you don't get the orange one you get a pink one hello

and I am the Verna's kitty I am your sensual sadistic bitch let's do it

this is my personal slave here and you'll see us at the AVNs come see us play and

come see me at sanctuary also as well I am your administrator of recreational punishment

for those who are into that kind of thing and want to seek that so there you go love brilliant

brilliant except your fellow Brits are not so brilliant I know they're bunches of bitches sorry for making

squirting outlawed I know I heard it but that's because the bloody government is like bloody horrible

bloody governments we gotta deal but you got outlawed squirting yes squirting is outlawed because you know pegging

but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in

but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in

but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in

but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in but pegging's in

but pegging's in and you can at Sanctuary LEX. I'm also on Kink Live as a webcam model under cupcakes and cums, so.

Oh, yes. Come see me. Oh, we will. We'll come all over that heart-shaped ass.

Okay, and baby block, Amar. Aw, mommy, I missed you. It's so good to be back, and you got, you got some amazing people here tonight.

We do. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone at the AVM. Yeah, we're gonna have a fun after my first start. We have to talk Max and we're into coming.

Oh, yeah, well, that's all I'm saying. I'm in, you know. You'd have to, you know, fly us in on a magic carpet, you know. Aw, but.

We're so glad to see you. You look great. You look amazing as usual. I had to rock the hat earlier.

You're coming to Valentine's Day. Yeah, I am. Awesome. I'm gonna be with my family this year.

Don't miss it. Valentine, Luc Bricalia in Bonoboville. All right, and now for the final promotion, our squirter girl.

I called her roller girl to begin with. Squirting Goddess Rainy Lane. I have a brand new website, goddessrainylane.com. It's R-A-I-N-E-Y-L-A-N-E.

I didn't realize people were gonna have a hard time spelling rainy and also lane. But we do have to clarify those things. And on Twitter, it's Rainy Lane 69.

Although that's not really my favorite. My favorite position is 68. You know. You do me and I owe you one.

The fact that she is so wonderful makes it worth kind of figuring all that crap out. My follow back girl. Oh, you mine.

See your follow back. I wanna thank Jux Leather, Jux Lee, for providing our february, which are also going to be provided

for Luc Bricalia here in Bonoboville, February 14th. Don't miss it. That's right. Better to have your buns beaten

than your heart broken. And you know, the ideal is the enemy of the real and it's much more fun. See, I was just gonna ask you for a snack

and to close out, but I have a booboo on my butt. Oh, we like booboo. Got a little scrape. Let me see.

Aw. It's a completely good question. There you go. Oh, I see it.

It's not that bad. No. It hurts more than it is. I think I'm just a buoyancy right now.

Wait, you wanna put salt on her wound. Oh. You're bad. I would certainly hope not.

Okay. But I was like, oh, try that out on me. And I'm like, oh, no, I can't. Okay, brothers and sisters,

2015 is the year of the Bonobo, so. Better than ever to. Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Hey, you know, just because you're the victim

of an attack doesn't mean you have to attack back, okay? I was all just sweet Charlie out last week. And then they had this crazy march that was all about war against who knows what.

But you know, that is not the way, brothers and sisters. I love the French and I understand when you're hit, you know, you wanna lash out. But war is not the way.

Bombing is not the answer. Beheading is not the answer. Terrorism is not the answer, whether it's practiced by an individual or by a government.

The answer, the only answer, the eco-sexual answer, is the Bonobo way, okay? And oh, by the way, thank you Serena Anderlene Donofrio for a wonderful review of the Bonobo way

that is in her blog. Serena Anderlene, yeah, it's a wonderful review. And she's the leader of the eco-sex movement and big leader and is coming out with a book, Gaia,

that I'm probably gonna be doing something for. So we're all excited. We're all happy and we all love you. So make like Bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. Talking to cuddles wrongs tonight.

I need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else. You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves.

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