Anti-Inaugural Circus

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, human animals and party animals, presidents and plutocrats, candidates and clowns, all you children of sex, and yes we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-wimma? I want to

welcome you to Dr. Susan Block's Anti-Inaugural Circus, Bonoboville, USA. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we've got more stars in our circus than Trump had in his inauguration, although that's not saying much, although I guess they do have the biggest clown at the head of their circus. But we've got an exciting show tonight. Yes,

indeed, Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey is closing their circus, the greatest show on earth after, what is it, 125 years I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's closing, but the greatest sexuality show on earth is going strong. That's right. After, I mean, sort of 25 years of doing it Saturday nights and 33 years of just

doing it, you know, so we're going to catch up with you Ringling and Barnum and yeah, yeah, we are always kind of a circus of sex, fun and wisdom, but I must say the big circus is coming to, well, it's no longer just coming to town, it's in town, it's in Washington, that big, big circus and you know what they're about to do to

the environment and endangered species is going to make Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey look like Peter. Yeah, so we got to get ready, but one thing we know, even though the big baby with the little tiny penis, you know, and he certainly does have small penis syndrome, that's for sure. The big baby has been put in his

high chair, yes, but he's still crying, yes indeed. He's crying all the time, tweeting, tweeting, tweeting, yes indeed and it is the year of the cock. Yes, the Chinese year of the rooster, cock-a-doodle-doo and this is one preenins, tweeting rooster and one big dickhead, right. But you know, I love cock,

as those of you who know me know. Hey, here's a double one. Nice, very nice. Yeah, absolutely, this is not a microphone though, this is gypsy bonobo, my lovely assistant. Dicks are always microphones. Yeah, that's true. I always have something to say. Mr. Microphone. Hey, Tessie, one, two, three.

All right, well anyway, I usually, I do, I love dick, I love cock, but this cock is one fucking bastard, so and yeah, he looks just sort of appropriate though. It is almost like the Chinese have a crystal ball and they could see that this was going to happen to us, you know,

and they created this year of the rooster just for our drumpf. All right, there he is. But as they said at the Women's March today, which if you include, I mean all 600, even if you just include the one in Washington, was many more people than at the inauguration. I mean, and you compare this

inauguration, the opening concert had 10,000 people. Does that sound like a lot? I don't know. But let's just say Obama had 400,000 at his opening concert. He's a minority president. So that's a little comparison right there. So yeah, the Women's Marches are amazing. Clemi was in it, one of our bonobos,

and another bonobo that's out there tweeting John Gagliardi, who's our winner of most bonobo political speech, he's marching. A lot of guys are in the Women's March, because of course guys have a feminine side, guys have women in their lives. You know, a Women's March,

female empowerment is not just about people with uteruses. I mean, it's about people. You know, it says that you're the cock, I think it should be you're the queer. You know, like boys and girls, everybody. I don't think that's a bad word.

I don't. I think that it's a descriptive word. Well, it's almost that, because it is the third year of the bonobo. Always year of the bonobo. And yes, yes, we are going bonobos in 2017 in the year of the cock,

and we are going to go bonobos for the resistance. Absolutely, we are going bonobos and peacefully resisting, resisting with marching and having fun and circusing. And yes, Trump might be in there, he's there.

But Trump is not America. We are America. Somebody said somebody else said that today, but I will repeat it, and a women, yes, a women, that's right. And yet, and yet he is there, he's there and he's already starting to do things.

He's already, we see the pages disappearing, the LGBT page, the violence against women page, the environmental page, things are disappearing, civil rights. Thank you, Jackie.

And he's there, so we have to fight it every step of the way. And we fight like bonobos with love. Absolutely. With love, as Madonna said. And so we're going to have a great circus today.

We've got some human animals. Actually, we're all human animals. But some of us look more like animal animals, like non-human animals, I think.

So I want to introduce everybody, and then we're going to start with our first animal act, which is going to be presented by Madame Marguerite, who is back with us. Yes, indeed.

And by the way, Madame Marguerite won an award for Sexiest Animal Act. Such an honor, such an honor. And she's here with her animals who are going to perform. We have a monkey that we've seen before,

but he looks really charged up tonight. What a good boy, good boy. I think he's irritated because the year of the monkey is almost over. He's a little sad, but it's always the year of the monkey for me.

Although he was kind of mischievous with this year of the monkey giving us trouble. That came out of left field monkey. That was like throwing poop at us or something.

He did that, too. Right, he did. He did throw poop at us. I remember that. President, he did. Okay. And we have a unicorn here, which is very, very interesting.

And of course, our endangered elephants. That's right. We have elephants. And later we have a lion. The lion's in the cage right now.

Oh, the lion's in the cage. He got a lot going on here. You're the only woman that can tame men like this. Like you have a whole ring of, I hope you, like I said,

I remember the last time you teach a class. She is going to. Thank you, thank you. She's going to.

So we're going to get back with Madame Margarita. I just want to introduce everybody else. So let's see. The first.

Mistress Tara, Indiana. Presidential candidate. And she is the winner of best U.S. Presidential candidate.

Susie award. Susie award. At the last minute, I felt the need. I had to vote for Hillary because I was scared.

I really felt the Trump. When coming on. But I have to say, you know, all things being equal, which they never are.

Mistress Tara would make the best president of the United States. Absolutely. Tara, Indiana.

2020. Absolutely. She really knows how to beat Trump. If you know what I mean.

I do. And I understand that you also predicted the Golden Shower episode by calling him a human toilet.

That's right. Months ago. No. Almost every journalist that interviewed me,

they all asked me what I thought his kinks were. And I said, he's a human toilet. I said he's not submissive. He's a human toilet because so much shit

comes out of his mouth that it would only be natural that he'd want to put some of that shit back into it. Oh, right. Then wash it down with some Russian pee.

Yeah. Most of the reporters didn't have an article, but Vice did. So I am on the record

as having predicted that Donald Trump is a human toilet. Congratulations. I am part of history now.

Yes, you are. You are anyway. But yet just another drop of history, so to speak.

Yeah. Good to the last drop. All right. And we have our adorable team here

of Book of Medicine Publishers. Cherie Rose and Rhiannon Aaron. Hi, how are you?

Great to be here. Always great. Always great to have you. And you are also winners of the Susie Award.

In Cherie's case, it's for best blast from the past. Because I haven't seen Cherie in

so long. I mean, when I saw you last, it was a few months ago. But before that, it had been

like decades. I think two. We both look the same. Wow.

Energy is good, though. That's great. Yours is amazing. And you are quite amazing and your partner in crime here is beautiful and amazing.

And the winner of the Best Booby Cake Plate Award. Those of you who are here

will never forget she had about a thousand candles for Max's birthday. That doesn't mean he's a thousand years old.

But, I mean, the amount of candles on this cake and her boobs kind of framing, framing it.

I really enjoyed the hot wax. Oh, yes. Yes. We enjoyed your boobs.

I know that Jackie definitely enjoyed some of that cake. And we ate cake off your boobs.

We blew your candles out. I love having my candles blown out. Yeah.

It was beautiful. Really, really a firebomb of excitement. And we were all happy because it was right before the election.

And we were all confident that we were going to have our first woman president.

It will happen. We have to be just a little more patient. Just a little more. Hang in there, guys.

Well, in the meantime we have to not only be patient, but patience is true

and it's a virtue, but we have to resist. And one of the ways we resist is with comedy. That's what

I believe Michael Moore said to his huge crowd of like 25,000 people in Trump Tower is that

you know, criticism doesn't bother Trump. It's mocking him.

Ridicule. We need to get under his skin. Isn't that right, baby? We have him

sitting here and we have our circus. I don't know how you all feel about the circus. Love the circus.

Well, we are about to have our own circus here, but I also want to introduce a virgin

to the Dr. Susan Block show. And this is Bambi Lee. Bambi Lee.

B. Dominion. Welcome, Barry. Hey, Bambi. How you doing?

You have such a cute little voice. You sound like a cartoon character. And so you're a professional submissive?

Yes. What does that mean you do? Well, I do all kinds of things, actually.

I don't really do any sexual acts at work because I work at a business where that wouldn't be acceptable,

but I do a lot of like spankings and tickling and I'm the receiver. See, some people might call

spanking and tickling a sexual act, but the LAPD doesn't. So there you go. Got it.

Very good. So we're excited. Maybe we'll give you a tickle. So in the meantime,

we're going to have a circus performance. So I need to have a couple of people up here with me. Where are you going to be? Are you going to be in the middle of everybody?

Okay. So how about if you come up here and Tara, you want to come up here? Sure. Okay. And

let's see. We're going to have our fabulous here. You can hold your award, but you can't take it

home because it's the only one I have. And these are your glasses, which I'm going to sit on. All right. So, Monkey, I want you to take your balls. Take your balls, Monkey.

Take your balls, Monkey. Now, the most important thing you got to think about when animal plays, you got to make sure your pets trust you.

You got to be a trustworthy pet master. And you got to do that by giving your pets lots of love. You want to treat? You want to treat? Be a good monkey.

Great. All right. Good boy. Good boy. Now, you guys want to see my Monkey play with his balls? Oh, yeah.

Wonderful. Right there, Monkey. Right there. Good boy. Good boy. Now, get your balls. Get your balls.

Get back here. Right over here. Get your balls. Okay. Now, play.

Play. What a good boy. Give it up for Monkey. You want your treats?

Monkey dropped one of his balls. Oh my. Now, over here, Monkey. Over here, Monkey.

Good boy. You did a great job. Now, it's Elephant's turn. You guys want to see my larger than life weighing in

in three million pounds Elephant. Wow. Come out. Good boy.

Good Elephant. Look at this giant. He's a wonderful, wonderful beast. He's endangered, but we love him.

All right. Now, we're going to show you how graceful my giant Elephant is. Are you ready?

Elephants, stand on two legs. Elephants, can you stand on one leg? Give it up for our...

Good boy. Those aren't the Monkey's balls, right? Those are just not... No, no. They're just some peanuts.

I don't let my Elephant eat my Monkey's balls. Good. Wonderful, wonderful.

But you see that? They're so loyal and they're so obedient. And it's just because they know that Madame Marguerite is going to take very good

care of them. Later, our unicorn is going to enchant our... We're going to do a little grab the pussy challenge

with our unicorn and our lion. Oh, I can't wait till then. Stick around for that. Oh, yes. Grab the pussy challenge.

Very good. All right. Well, thank you very much for this circus act. Always a pleasure.

Wow. We love the Dr. Susan Black show. Well, we're excited to have you here. And it's

a very auspicious occasion tonight, I have to say. I'm going to have a serious moment now. And where is

my little clipboard? I would like actually to have Cherie and Rhiannon come up to bed area.

I don't know if we have room. Can you move over a little bit? Okay. Here. Yeah, you can

scooch and you can sit here and you can sit there. And

I guess you are the senior member of the group. So this is a special award. Take your microphone.

Oh, my gosh. This is an award from the Bonobo Way

Female Outreach The Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project.

And this is an award given by Bonoboville and the Dr. Susan

Black show to you, Cherie Rose and Rhiannon. And you can open it.

Can I open it up? Yeah, open it up. It's got a little note. Oh, it can't wait. And this is

thanks to philanthropist and feminist inventor

Malcolm Jones who has financed our Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project.

Can I read the letter? Yes you can. Okay. This is amazing. Okay. Dear Cherie Rose, thanks to

a special gift from philanthropist, environmentalist, activist, investor in women and Bonobo Way

reader Malcolm Jones. I have been tasked with the pleasant duty of giving 100 bills to various women I know. Here is yours

to do with what you wish to finish the Book of Medicine getting published. Compliments of Mal and the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment

Outreach Project. Oh my God. That's so wonderful. Alright. Okay.

Invest in the Book of Medicine with Rhiannon Arons. Enjoy a night out or in. Give it to your favorite charity or whatever you like.

Dr. Suzy and Bonobo Vale. Oh my God. Thank you so much. Are we over the top now?

We are just just there. We did have a way of getting a few more, you know, dollars.

We had an idea. Trump's humiliation. Trump's humiliation? Well, you know, I'm up for that.

What are we going to do with that? Well, our plan right now, if you go to www.thebookofmedicine.com you will see that we have raised

3,220 of the 3,000. Counties? Well, not counting that. So now we've raised 3,320

of the $3,500 we need for the printing. Wow. So, we thought that

for every $10 donated to our website, www.thebookofmedicine.com You get an e-book for that, right?

Well, you get an e-book for $10, you get a softcover book for $40, and the deluxe hardcover for $200. With a cover art by Jeffrey Valance, by the way.

But for every $10 we raise Tara Sherry and I will give Trump one spanking at the end of the show. Yes.

So, it's a fundraiser and a really good revenge come true. Yes.

So, Trump is here. Yes, he's here. I brought him. I don't travel without him anyway. Right, right.

We have a baggage check thing. We're close eye on him. Close, close eye. He needs a lot of discipline for sure. A lot of structure, a lot of female supervision.

And golden showers. Yes. That's for another night. Any night, I don't know, maybe.

Keep the drinks coming and let's see what happens. I'm serious. You need to keep the drinks coming. Absolutely.

So, maybe we should have some drinks. Maybe we should celebrate with a little Bonoboville communion. Bonoboville communion.

Oh, yes, please. So, I'm feeling altar. Would you like to be an altar? I would love to be an altar.

They're popping out anyway. I think you should pop them out. But no Facebook on the poppers here. That being her boobs.

You might want to just raise that camera a little. Facebook. Tell me what it's saying. Oh, yeah, no, you can't joke.

I'm sorry, Facebook people. You can either go this way or that way. But this right here is the cleavage

is against the rules on Facebook. So, now, where is, could you please give me the salt here?

Yes. And let's see, who would like to take communion from this lovely

rack? Got me into trouble last time, Susan. What kind of trouble? I love it.

I threw up all over your patio. Oh, no, not that kind of trouble. No, no, no, not that kind of trouble. Good trouble.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, you would like to take some? Okay, you're not going to throw up, right? Okay, okay.

I would love for you to come take some here. We can celebrate that. Our Facebook friendship, our new Facebook friendship

with you taking communion off my boobs. Romantic. So sentimental. So sentimental.

Except when they recap our Facebook relationship, this won't be on it. Beautiful. And, of course, this is our winner of

Best LeCurre. And that's Agua de Bolivia Herbal Coco Li LeCurre.

Yummy. All right. So, where are my photographers? They're being creative.

And there we go. Beautiful. And now you may come

towards the altar and lick. I, as the high priestess of Bonoboville Communion

will salt the altar. And you may lick, lick, lick. Oh, give it another lick.

Give it a kiss and a lick and a shush and a suck. Oh, and yes.

Now she leans back. And this is what we call where could you take this over there? This is what we call

right, this is not on Facebook. Waterboarding Bonoboville style. Monkey likes it.

Yeah. Let's hear it for Rianna and Aaron's and Gypsy Bonobo

and, of course, Shari Rose who is going to abstain due to not wanting to give us a rainbow

shower, which we appreciate. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. All right, so

now, I mean, does my $100 donation get any kind of spanking of Trump? Well, technically would get him 10.

That sounds like 10 spanking. I mean, I'm not great at math. He might have to give him 10. Would you like to do the honors?

Well, you know, yeah. Donald. Indeed. Where are you, Donald? Where are you?

We're calling you out. We need a clown in this circus and here comes our big

clown. Ow! All dressed up in a suit. Very good.

All right, let's count. And ready to take his punishment. Would you give Shari her paddle, Donald? That was a sorry

excuse for an inauguration, Donald. Pathetic. I don't think you can do that on Facebook. Can you do what? You can't take his

pants off on Facebook. You could, well, you just could leave his underwear on. Yeah, leave his underwear on.

Okay, and remember, we don't hear you when you're not talking on the microphone. There's so many pretty girls with microphones. I just get intimidated

and start mumbling like a guy. Donald Trump era. I think we should save the nudity till the end.

Okay. No nudity just in his tidy whiteies or what does he got on?

Just do whatever she says. Oh, you could do it. That's what I was trying to do. Oh, they're tidy grays.

Oh, boy. Well, you have to get the white ones clean. Okay. Fruity loom.

Are they made in America? China. Well, you might need to get him closer to you. You can watch this for free on

Bonoboville, by the way. Then you can see the whole thing. Back it up. Back it up.

Well, we know he's not a good listener. There you go. He's going to tweet about this later. Not if I can help it.

You got to talk on the microphone. Somebody count and I'll give this back. Got it. One.

Two. That's for taking down the violence against women's page. Three.

That's for taking down the LGBT page. Four. Affordable Care Act page. That's for the pussy-grabbing

comment. Making fun of the disabled reporter. There you go.

Trying to make fun of Meryl Streep. One of my favorite actresses. Eight. Eight.

Everything else. Picking Vice President Pence. So we, you know,

don't know if we want to impeach you or not. Because then we do. This is how we like Trump. Obedient.

I have a feeling this might be how he is with Pute. I think they do. Very interesting relationship.

A bromance. Which I'm not necessarily against as a bonobo advocate. Because bonobos are into the bromance thing.

Personally, I don't want to go to war with Russia. I don't mind having a good relationship. Just as long as he's not taking dictator

dictation. Which he probably is. There's a lot of dick and dictator dictation. Exactly.

Well, I like how he is very, very obedient. You got him where you want him. Can I give him just one smack

with the bonobo way? Excellent. We should use this as a moment to introduce Dominatrix's against Donald Trump.

Which is TAR's organization. Thank you. Very cool. Or dad.

I think I have to give the other cheek. Because it's uneven. Read the bonobo way or get read by it.

Dominatrix's against Donald Trump. It was something. Dominatrix's against Donald Trump. Organized when I was running for president.

And I think we're just going to continue on with it. We're going to be starting with meetings every Saturday at five o'clock.

So if you're a Dominatrix or you're a supporter of Dominatrix's an ally of Dominatrix's and you want to do something

to get rid of Donald Trump. You can join us at our Saturday meetings at five o'clock every week. Oh wow.

Okay. We're still grassroots. It's very grassroots. We're still in the very beginning stages of this.

Getting on the ground floor. Getting on the ground floor. I didn't think that I did it for the election.

I thought Hillary was going to win. So I didn't think this was going to continue. But obviously this has to continue now because she did not win.

Obviously the resistance continues. And we got to have fun with it because it's probably going to be

for a long time. You know, because he's got the two houses so they're not going to win teacher.

But we might drive him to quit. Yes, that's my goal. Make him absolutely crazy with all the ridicule and humiliation

that we're going to shout. Boycotting his businesses that'll hurt him.

The Trump Towers and I liked how they did that coffin actually. Did you see that? A bunch of people

came into the Trump Grill and started coughing. It meant coughing like nail in. It was around the time that I had the flu

so I felt I could identify with it. And then they said we want Obamacare. Trumpcare makes us sick.

Oh, that's clever. Would it be possible for me to get a bottle of water? A bottle of water.

A big bottle of water. I need to stay hydrated. I bet you do. Our president

is that's why he has the blonde blonde hair is all that golden. Too much yellow pee.

Too much yellow pee has made his hair his blonde hair permanently yellow. Yes, I understand that can happen. He needs to put a blue rinse on it.

Maybe that would be better. A lot of people here are yapping away except my virgin to the show

is being very quiet. Yes, hello. Hi there, Bambi. Bambi, come on, stand in the middle

and show off your outfit. Can you do that? Look at this beautiful outfit. Beautiful figure as well.

Yes, she's got on a nice kind of PVC corset

and pencil skirt and fishnet stockings. The bras from Domcon last year. The bras from Domcon last year.

Okay, very good. And you're going to be at Domcon this year? Yes, definitely. Very good.

When is Domcon actually? It's in May and I will be presenting the bonobo way of the femdom apes

as well as I will be a guest of honor. So now, Bambi, is there something you can perform for our circus?

Would you want to show us some of your talents? Can we help you in any way?

I do most of the helping. Oh, yes, right. By helping, I mean maybe a little light doming

from one of our lovely doms. That would be wonderful. I'm sorry I didn't hear that. Yeah, because you're not paying attention.

Look, how can you play me? Look at her. You know, she's just doing a tableau here for the circus.

We've got the good, the bad, and the ugly. Yeah. He is being good right now.

Actually, if only President Trump would be this good, we'd be all right. So, okay,

so what type of submission might you like to show us that you can

show off? Well, we've done spankings, I guess. I'm pretty much good with anything.

If you want to give me a cropping, that would be great. I would love to be cropped by Dr. Seuss. Oh, okay. Well, a cropped

then you would go over here, I think. Maybe you should take that skirt off. Yes. Do you want to help her with that, Gypsy? Yes, please.

There she is. From the Dominion. Bambi Lee. Oh, that was my old stomping grounds.

That's where I learned all the tricks. And ooh, I like how it looks when you take off the skirt.

Barely anything there, really. A little tiny like dental floss, G-string,

and ooh, twerking buns and a fishnet frame.

Are you flirting with Donald? A little bit? You are naughty. You know, when Donald is like this you could flirt with him because

he's so kind of submissive himself. So subdued. But if you flirt with him

when he grabs some other girl's pussy, you get whacked hard because we girls,

we have to stick together and that includes all of us girls and guys in touch with their feminine side.

We need to learn from the bonobos. Female solidarity is where it's at.

You know, if you want to actually cut down on the pussy grabbing, that's a nice

whack with my juxtapose leather riding crop. And this is a nice

butt. You want to kind of point it a little more towards my cameras. Just move it a little that way. Yeah, there we go.

That's beautiful. That's beautiful. The world is thanking you right now. Yeah, who?

I don't think we can show this on Facebook. This is Facebook friendly. I just want to say that.

As long as there's Thong covering the crack, she is okay on Facebook. It's a little bit of crack.

It's covering though. Now you're making it worse, Dr. Seussie. You're better worse. Figure it out.

There's some beautiful, this is a heart shaped best, right? And by the way, Valentine's Day is coming.

And I just want to say that this is the shape of the heart. Not the cardiac organ

brothers and sisters, lovers and centers. This is what they're talking about when they talk about hearts. The

butt. And the original Valentine's Day is Lupercalia! Which is all about

smacking beautiful heart shaped butts. Instead of getting your heart broken

as so often happens on Valentine's Day. But this beautiful butt is getting to be

about as pink as this corset. Very beautiful. And yes,

if you like it, whoops! You can find it at the Dominion.

Shake that ass. Let's see a little twerking, a little shaking. Oh yeah, look at that. Beautiful.

More spank, spank, spank. And a little more whack, whack, whack. This is so much better than Cirque du Soleil.

What a nice heart. This is so much better than most things. I want to be honest. Better than most things.

Anything, actually maybe. I'm not sure. Right, yeah. It's a perfect ass.

Not a blemish on it. And so round and lovely. And now just getting

flushed with pink, pink, pink. It's the beautiful ass of

Bambi Lee. Thank you Bambi! Woo! Woo!

Lovely. That's so nice. And now you can stand up and show off that pink booty.

There she goes. Beautiful booty. Lovely job. Well, I didn't want to mar

the beauty. I just brought out the rose color. How does your butt feel? It feels wonderful.

A little spanking is just a delightful thing. Well,

I don't know about this big thing. Well, the sock. I actually enjoyed just using my hands.

That's good. My hands can be pretty neat. Would you like to try Mistress Tara's hand gypsy?

Can I get you a glass of water first? Oh, I love you. Maybe over the knee.

That would be hot. But that means Trump should get a little forward then. Why don't we just get rid of him for now until we need him?

Back to your cage. Is there a cage for him? We have a place for him as a cage to drink. With a lion?

With a lion. Let's put him in with a lion. There's room. He could try to grab that pussy.

Yeah. You know? Well played. Well done.

We're done with you for now, Donald. We'll call you later. Oh, definitely we will. You're going to need a hair treatment.

Okay. Keep hydrated. Yeah, keep hydrated. Ooh.

So now, you want to come over the knee here, Gypsy? You could be all over all of our knees

and specific. Yeah, right here. This is good. The real world logistics of spanking someone. Let's keep it traditional.

Lovely, lovely, beautiful. Now that is lovely. I wish you were my mom. Is that on a scale of 1 to 10?

You know, I'd give it like an 8. It's not shocking me, but it's a little sting, you know? I'm mean with my hands, aren't I?

That's just my bare hands. You are mean with those hands. I'm not going to lie about it. Now there's a little scratching

going on with those nails. I feel like I am. You know what I'm thinking about? All those bad things I did when I was a kid.

Like I'm just thinking about your pain, your sins off right now. Absolutely, lovers and sinners. But she does it with, you know,

she does it with love, it doesn't hurt too bad. It feels, it feels the stings, but it feels good. Not always feels good. Centuous scratching.

That calming release. Are you thinking she's been bad in some way? No, I think she's been very good actually. Spanking is a reward.

Very good. Spanking is a reward. If you're lucky enough to get it. Well either way, she deserves it.

I love it. It's an acquired taste and I like different foods. Well we think you look yummy.

I love an adventurous eater. Very pink. Very pink. Stand up and show it off.

Matches your hibiscus now. Thank you Tara, that was an honor. Did she get a hug? I have hugs and kisses.

Show it off. Let's make sure people can see. This is our hot pink in support of the women's march.

Right, I don't... We have both right now. Hot pink patent and hot pink white girl skin.

Absolutely, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Richard Spencer is loving this right now.

So, oh yes. Richard Spencer. We should talk about him for a second. We really should for one second.

The neo-nazi. I had mixed feelings when I first saw him get kind of smacked. They called it punched.

But he wasn't really punched. He got clipped. I would call it clipped in the hood world. You got clipped in the face.

He's talking about how great being a neo-nazi is. But he's not a neo-nazi. But the black people are like,

they're fine. Don't worry about you. And also white nationalism. And also Trump, Trump, Trump.

And boom! The guy runs off. He wasn't hurt, he was stuck. It was just so funny because

right behind his face there's white lives matter too much. Of course it's always the white guy taking it too far.

It's like black lives matter. We matter too much. Yeah, right. But look at this guy.

It did look like a kind of a bonobo thing. Because bonobos... He's like, hey, hey, hey.

He runs off. It's almost like monkey might do that. It didn't really hurt him. And in fact the guy did it again.

He kept talking. And then another guy spit on him. What happened? The Washington team.

The demonstration did not today. Yesterday. It was the kind of rowdy demonstrations. This was not the women's march.

This was the kind of hodge podge march. As my dad would say, he had a good old case of you have it coming. Like that guy, you're standing out there.

You're just asking for someone to punch you in the face. And I'm as white as it gets. So, yeah. Your white life that mattered almost got

taken from you hood style. And you know, he wasn't that hurt. At first I thought that's not bonobo. Then I decided it is bonobo.

Because he got smacked. He deserved it. He got smacked in front of everybody. He didn't get hurt, really.

He cared more about his hair. Like falling into space. Trump supporters care about their hair. This is an example of essential public shaming, though.

We were actually just discussing this about shame as part of SNM. He started it. Well, absolutely.

Isn't that right, Captain Max? Oh, there you are. You're going to get it back. But I think it was something that

Sherry or Tara pointed out earlier when we were speaking before the show is that Trump does not feel enough shame. And that is part of the problem.

Maybe he needs a smack. We do think he needs a smack. All in New York hates him. All in New York hates this guy.

25,000 people came out in the freezing cold last night in front of the tower

just to share their hate. But love Trump's hate and the love that we have for each other. Really, we do these demonstrations

for each other. Because, of course, the people that we're talking to, they're shutting their windows

to the whole thing. They don't want to know about it. They don't want to know about it. But we are telling each other

that we're here and that we're not alone and that we're building for the resistance. And one thing we have to do

and that Michael Moore said to the New Yorkers is call your congresspeople. Call them. Call them every day.

Call everybody. That is so important. Call them, write letters, emails. Go to junk mail.

But if you call them and you write letters and there's so many people out there that put letters up on the internet where you could just...

It says everything you need to say. You just change your name. You change things in that and just mail it and it makes a difference.

You don't even have to know who your congressperson is. You just have to know your zip code. That's all.

You just say your zip code and they'll put you through and you can call anytime 24-7.

They will leave a message even if they're not in which of course they're never in. Don't threaten. No.

Don't say I'm coming over here with a fucking bomb and throwing your ass in. All our people in California voted the right way. They can't say that.

Well, yeah, but not all actually. I know a few Trumpers that come around here in Orange County. Are they in elected offices though?

Not very many in California. I'm just saying there are people... This is a divided states

of America situation. It's the first time you really don't know the blended lines. You come from an area which most of you voted for Trump.

It's hard for me because they're like, oh, the country dumb white people. I'm that person. But I've educated myself more

being at the institute. But, you know, it doesn't take a smart person to know the guy's a fucking asshole.

He doesn't have, I don't know, it's love. Well, you know, I think we can use a nice term like clown tonight with a circus name.

Yeah, he is a clown. I feel like, you know... A lot of these people... Clowns can be very evil

exactly, Jackie. They can be evil, but a lot of these people are afraid that we're taking their children away. That somehow

we're bringing them into the city. Ah, well, we are. That's been going on for a hundred years. The revolution is in the heartland.

We'll come to the country. You wonder why they're running out of there. And all of us come from the farm in the end. So, you know...

And yes, we have to never lose sight of the fact the Electoral College must be abolished, much to be thrown

into the wastebasket. Because that's the reason that we got the clown on the throne is because

of electoral dysfunction. It's not because he won because he actually didn't win.

He did not win the popular vote. He just won this kind of roulette game of electoral votes that's sort of

like monkeys juggling. And with cross-checking that the Republicans do, where they say if you've got a name that's similar to another name

in like a whole other state that you can't vote if you're Democratic. It's crazy. So, hundreds of thousands of people

didn't get to vote. I mean, they voted, but, you know... We gotta... And how do they choose which one gets to vote?

They just say the second one doesn't vote. They don't count the vote. That's unbelievable. There's all these votes that are not counted.

It's just amazing. And it's a very extremely dysfunctional system which is why we ended up with Trump.

If it was working properly, this wouldn't have happened. Why we ended up with one of the bushes. You know?

But we haven't ended up yet. This is not the end. I have a feeling. I don't know how exactly

he's not going to finish this term. I just have a feeling. I mean, maybe he'll quit. But, you know, he's a quitter, after all.

That's true. He is. He doesn't want to keep doing things. Declare bankruptcy. Declare bankruptcy in the presidency.

Yes! Do it! I mean, I know... It wouldn't be the first time for him. Then we have to get Pence out somehow.

It might be a little tougher. Frankenstein and the monster. Which is the doctor. That's how we guarantee he wouldn't get assassinated.

That's the insurance policy. That's like a trend now. They just keep picking vice presidents that nobody wants to be president.

Well, I don't know. Obama had Biden. I mean, a lot of people wanted to have Biden president for a day or something before when they said Obama.

I mean, yeah, I... It depends on the Republicans. I guess it depends. The Republicans. They're much cagier.

Donald Trump has resurrected all these old white Republicans I thought were gone. And they're all coming back.

It's like zombies. This is the real zombie apocalypse. All of Trump's appointees.

All these white men. All these old white men. We call it the Trumppocalypse. His wife is a gold digger,

and he's a grape digger. And we are here to resist the Trumppocalypse. They call it peace through strength,

which is very Orwellian and actually not even original. Reagan used that term. Peace through strength.

We are for peace through pleasure. The Minobo Way. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters.

That's what it's all about here on the Dr. Susan Block Show. The greatest sexuality show on Earth. And tonight it's the anti-inaugural

circus. And we got to take a little break, but we'll be back very soon. So don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Minobo Way, inspired by

my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions,

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to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied

males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very,

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bonobos can teach us so much. Which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

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Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life.

Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here. Put the other right here.

And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it

to the fullest. Yes. Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works.

We did Sybian. Wow. Holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Right on, cowboy. Take a G-spot. G-spot. Relax.

More power. More power. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Yes. Hallelujah. Yes. Yes.

Yes, sister. Congratulations. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. Thank you Dr. Susan Block. Oh, and I think that was a great performance. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

Yes, let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang, stop.

She's going to get up. We, we, we, we. Okay, we're gonna come. Five, sister Penny.

Testify. That you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it.

That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm ready.

I do think I can leave this room. Where's the husband? We got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh my God. No matter, fall over. Whoa. Hey darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. Yeah, here we are.

This is the Dr. Susan Block show. The anti-inaugural circus. It's the greatest show on earth.

It's the greatest sexuality show on earth anyway. I mean, you know, there are other shows, but there is no sexuality show like this.

Nothing like this. Nothing like this in terms of, you know, sex fun and wisdom.

And wow. Look at Bambi. Bambi's from the Dominion. I like that look of Bambi.

Okay. So we're back and we are ready for in the first ring we have

Madame Marguerite. Hello. Yes, indeed. And she's going to

give us an animal fight and no actual non-human animals are being used in this fight.

So Peter, lay off of us. These are human animals. So we can make a fight.

And as a matter of fact, we really, you know, what we are all about is really about glorifying these animals and really respecting them. So we always are looking for opportunities

to do good things for animals. So we're always looking for charities for animals and things like that. Oh yes, you do.

We do bonobos and all that. Well, we got to do a bonobo event sometime. Yeah, absolutely. Save the unicorns.

Absolutely. And I've got my wonderful majestic unicorn here. So beautiful. He is a real unicorn, this one.

He is a real unicorn. Look at those hands. No fake news here. He's a very, very proud member

of the gay community. He's always prancing around. Why don't you give us a little strut? Prance around for us.

Now, you see that? What a good job. All you have to do is you have to just respect your beast and look how obedient they are.

Why don't you give us a little shake? Oh yes. Show us that. What a beautiful.

Very nice. And now, we're going to show you how you really have the right way to

grab a pussy. Okay, we're going to show you. It's not aggressive. My unicorn is going to show you

how we seduce a lion. Mistress Luna, will you please

present my fierce and ferocious lion? Be careful, folks. Out of the way. Wow, we have a real lion.

A pussy. Now, this lion has eaten many men. I would like Trump to try grabbing this pussy.

Right? Show us how fierce you are. But now, unicorn, do you think you'll be able to

seduce this lion? Do you think you can tame this lion enough so that you may have your way? Let's see.

Did you use the horn in the pussy or something? Let's see it, my horny mare. Nice mane on that pussy.

Obviously, this pussy is organic, not shaved. And this unicorn, though,

is very slick and has a nice for the year of the cock, the unicorn is quite appropriate, actually.

I think she's going to get him. I think she's going to. Oh, yeah. Excellent.

Yeah. And that's very bonobo. Very bonobo. And that darling.

And that darling is how you make a man, your pet. Or a pussy. What a wonderful pussy.

Can I pet the pussy's mane? Yes, you may, but be careful. Isn't that lovely? Be a good lion for

a wonderful, gracious host, Dr. Susie. Can I touch you? Why don't you give Dr. Susie some love?

What a good kitty. What a nice Susie. What a good kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Now that he's played with his horny mare, he's all perfect. It's interesting to call a pussy a he, but it works.

Absolutely. Very nice. Lovely. And that's what we do.

We have our fetish elite events where we have animal battles. Our monkey is a reigning champion. Oh, monkey!

Woo-hoo! Yeah, very nice. Always a pleasure. Well, okay.

So in the next ring, I think we have a Sybian ride. I can go for a Sybian ride as part of this anti-Inaugural circus while we still have our free speech.

Can you bring the Sybian up to the... The next two hours? Who's the Sybian? This would be...

Riannan is going to ride the Sybian. I saw Gypsy ride it in New Year's and I got a little jealous. I think so.

So we're going to have a Sybian ride and it does fit, you know, with circuses, carnivals, rides. It's kind of like a mechanical bull.

Yeah. It is like a mechanical bull. It's kind of like a mechanical bull. There you go.

Put it right in the middle there. Oh, no. If you could just tie that cord a little bit tighter, you wouldn't need to apologize.

Okay. It goes on the bed. We like it on the bed because... Although we could put it on the...

No, let's keep it on the bed. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah.

Where is the... the stuff? And while we're doing this, I just have this feeling

that Jackie Blue needs a spanking. Ooh. When does Jackie not need a spanking? She always does.

So you might want to get over Mrs. Tara's ear or something like that. Okay. And in this ring.

There we go. We almost got the three-ring circus going now. And yes, we do have different rings going in the circus.

I think this... Yeah, don't hold back here. Yeah. Nice.

What are we doing? Changing the saran wrap? We're changing the saran wrap because we are Measure B compliant.

Fortunately, we don't have to be Prop 60 compliant because we defeated Prop 60. Yes.

But we're safe anyway. We believe in safety. And even our award is safe. Where did our award go?

He's got a condom on his head. Who is writing this? This would be our lovely Riannan Arends is going to take a ride.

Why does Max keep saying that with a sound of disbelief in his voice? Because she looks like such a librarian. It's always the librarians.

Yeah. It's always the ones that look for the naughty ones. That look like the square ones.

You know, Gypsy, it looks like you've done this once before. Whoa. Don't fall over.

And you're there. I know. He's missing his hat. Where did his hat go?

It's now unsafe. I mean, that's a good time when there's a condom on the bed somewhere but you're not sure where. There's a condom.

Some cash. Some booze. What more could you ask for? You can ascend the throne

now. And I would say you should take your top off for this. All right, folks.

Okay. We have to hide this from the Facebook viewers. You may not see

they can watch on Bonobo for free. Just say Max. Oh, yes.

Watch on Bonoboville. Absolutely. Are we all plugged in? Yes, we are.

So here we go. We'll start slow and work our way up. Wow.

Don't show this on Facebook. Don't show this on Facebook. There we go. I'm showing that on Facebook.

But you photographers, you can shoot away. Yes, I endorse this experience. And you can keep smacking.

Yes, please keep smacking because that would really enhance this. There we go. Maybe this is the new...

Don't move your hands. Oh. This is the enhanced interrogation method for the new regime.

What is in the book of medicine? What is in the book of medicine? My favorite part of the book of medicine is a journal entry

where Bob talks about the first time he nailed his dick to a board. That's Bob Flanagan. Because he saw it in a fetish magazine.

There's also an ode to hostess cupcakes, which I really love. If you really want some super raunchy sex stuff, that's in the fuck journal, which is another work of Bob's.

That's part of the book of medicine. It's very hard to find, but you can get one from the site. Bookofmedicine.com

Oh, my God. I'm amazed I can spell all this thing that's going on. You still talk. I can do anything.

It's my multitasking. That's very good. Very good. But now you're going to...

There she goes! Brenna's Assistant Flanagan Center! Rain of the Circus! Oh, yeah.

That's a good endorphin rush. That takes the edge off our new presidency a little bit. Awesome. I'm going to sit on this while I watch CNN

to just help me cope with the... It's much better than a stairmaster, right? Really, I think it's more calories.

Probably it works out a lot of your PC muscles, your butt muscles. And those are really the important muscles. Oh, yeah.

This is way less horrible than a stairmaster. Whoa! This is like everything I always wanted an exercise bike

to be that it wasn't. Go, go, go. I'm not going to be able to get me off this thing now. I'll be like four shows later.

I'll still be here. Hey, how's it going? Here she is. Let's hear it for Sister Rhiannon Arons! Awesome.

Good for you. And Tyra's still whacking away on Jackie's butt. Oh, thank goodness. What a champion.

This is just a house of champions, huh? Oh, I love that. I love your nail. You know, Dr. Susie, for many years we were

the late night show for kids. And what are we now? Now we're grown up. And look what's happened.

Yeah. Are we going to check to see? Okay. So, Miss Gypsy,

can we remove the machine? Whoa!

Are you okay? Whoa! Too much gravity. You had a shoe fail.

It was a wardrobe malfunction. Okay, just sit there. Don't put that shoe back on. Throw it at Trump.

Oh, she broke the shoe. Use it to hit Trump later. Because that shoe is broken. You cannot walk in that shoe.

You cannot walk in that. No, but I want you to make our foot prints. She's really happy. That would make for a really good shoe to angle.

What's going on over here? All kinds of things are going on over here. We've got all kinds of things going on. Oh, I love that.

No, no, no. Nobody else is riding it. I mean, unless somebody else wants to ride it. But I think we have to have Trump

back before the end of the show. We do. We definitely do. We need the head clown.

And the circus. Okay. Thank you, Mr. Stara, Indiana. We're just going to put this...

Okay, let's turn this off. Okay, so now... There it is. This is the equivalent of your bull

in the countryside. We ride these things here. We don't have any bulls. Yes.

So now, here he is. He looks definitely subdued from that awful inaugural dance. He could not dance.

I'm sorry, somebody should have given them dance lessons or something. Although, Melania's dress was beautiful. And one thing I want to say,

even though I'm all for humiliating Trump, do not slut shame Melania for her naked pictures. Oh, no, not at all.

That was the only redeeming point of this whole administration. Is that she's hot. Now, you could criticize her

for her first lady cause, which is anti-bullying. I mean, come on.

Yes, she's married to one. Right. He lives with one. Don't we have a picture

of Melania looking hot? Can we see? There she is. She looks so fucking good there.

I don't know why. I get it. She has her nipples purpley tucked away.

It is kind of Facebook friendly. It's looking good. By the way, you can read all about it

and much more in facebook.com and on counterpunch for picking up

Gobinobos in 2017 Year of Cock Where's a cock?

I want a cock. Where's a cock? Where's the cock? Everybody hold up a cock.

Here's a good cock. I'm going to hold up the Bill Clinton cock. Do you like the unicorn salute? Year of the cock,

Year of the cock, Year of the cock. Can you share your cock? Can you share your cock with me?

Did you see the picture of the video of looking at Trump's wife?

I think he was looking at his daughter. Bravo. Maybe. Who knows?

It could have been either one. Hillary did look perturbed but I was sure she was perturbed about many things. That was probably the best

female bitch look I've ever seen. Just like rest for one, two, three, I hate you, move on.

She did it so well. What do we all think about the fact that Hillary did not speak as part of the women's march, though? How do we feel about this?

She wasn't mentioned either. I think it was her or do you think the organizing didn't want her there?

This gets me into my confused state, I must say. Hillary,

I got some beef swithers. She's a warmonger. I didn't like that.

She was in Goldman Sachs lap. Of course they're all in Goldman Sachs lap. No, it's all the same stuff. She was for

women's rights, LGBTQ rights. She would have kept Roe v. Wade. We might lose it now. She would have kept

a lot of things and so she was we have a lot to lose. Well, that's true.

She was anti-porn but it wasn't on the Democratic Party platform like it is on the Republican Party

platform. So, I prefer Madonna.

I actually prefer Mistress Town. 2020, guys. But I did.

I voted for the lesser of two evils. I believe in lesser of two evils. Of course, you don't want to pick the worst. I don't want to have the evilest evil

which is what we pretty much have. Mr. Evil can evil. It's a lesser of two evils. A really evil one.

Are we going to take care of him? Hopefully. How much time do we have? Well, we've got about seven minutes.

Do we have a tarp? Max? Do I have a tarp? You told me you had a tarp.

I've got my diapers. I don't have a tarp. You told me you had a tarp. Wow.

Who's a tarp? Don't get too excited. No way. You could catch the dribbles.

Do we have a tarp? No, you need to have something with it. Here comes the tarp. Never mind.

Never mind. That's not a plastic tarp. That is something like that. It'll work.

We're okay now. We've got some you've got some cellophane or something. Is this thing on?

Yeah, that is on. That is something plastic, which is I believe what we need. So,

here we are at the Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth, the Anti-Operal Circus.

Mr. Starr is hydrating. But be careful they don't slip on it. Because we don't have insurance. That's in the meantime.

Okay. We have this thing here. What is this? You may be in for a lack of disappointment.

Marco Rubio is here. It's a thought that counts. It's a thought that counts. Now, just add curiosity.

Is there anyone who can join me? Oh, yes. Perhaps. Oh, there she goes.

She's ready to squirt. So, we're going to get this together one way or another. Oscar or something? I don't know.

As Pete says, they have the best hookers. Are you guys from the best one in the world? Sherry is.

Russian? Oh, they got some good hookers. Okay, look at how she takes him by the tie. I like that.

She's really got him. Where's the microphone? Can I have a mic here? What is that? A built-in lesion collar.

That's the built-in lesion collar that comes with all men. Now, he likes to wear his tie long to cover up his extremely tiny, tiny micro-penis. Isn't that right?

It's tiny, isn't it? What is it, about an inch long? Let's find out. Oh.

Don't show this on Facebook. You can't show the inch-long penis. No, no, no. You could show this penis.

We're not showing the penis. It's so small, you can't even see it. We're not really showing the penis. We don't have a telephoto in this.

This penis is so small, you can't even see it. No one can see it. If you can't see it, you can put it up.

Right. There we go. So he's just taking the tie off. Taking the tie off, because we don't want to stain the tie.

Because it's a good tie. Don't hurt him. It's a Goldman Sachs tie. Made in China.

Made in China, right. With a shirt made in China. Shirt is probably made in Bangladesh. Don't call Taiwan.

I am going to China. He is taking off his shirt. He's probably in a little better shape than the other Trump.

But anyway. Get up. Step out. Let's get that off set.

Whoa. Everybody is tripping tonight. What are you doing? It's a hallucinogenic show.

Look at all those keys. What happened to them? Are you okay? The key to the nuclear safe is in there.

Don't slip. Let's pee on that. Alright. There she goes.

We are in a long skirt. Hi folks. Warning. I have to be presidential.

Do you want me to hold your mic here? So you can, you know. We don't want to get the mic wet though. Okay.

She's got her panties off now. Alright. She is going to squat down. Squat down.

Don't pee on your skirt now. You have to get the skirt all the way up. There we go. Okay.

Here we go. Alright. Looks great anyway. Here you go.

We believe in you. I believe in you more than anybody. We have hope. Take off the shoes.

Take off the gloves and the shoes. Move the shirt. Move the clothes. And the shoes.

There's nothing more awkward than getting in an Uber. Here. Come on. Do your job.

Oh yeah. Oh my God. I like how she just pulls aside. That's how I fuck.

She pees so beautiful. Oh here we go. Golden flowers for Trump. Russian hookers.

Eat your heart out. You ain't got nothing up your nose though. What an end. Beautiful.

Yay. This is what happens when women can work together. Yeah. Very good.

Very nice. Did that feel good? Oh that felt great. I actually think I'm going to start doing this every time I need to pee.

Does anyone else have to go? I don't know. Anyone else? Okay.

You can always go. You want to go? Okay go ahead. I'm sure you'd love it.

Yeah. What's going on? Trying to get him in the mouth. I couldn't quite.

This is Bambi Lee. Whoa. Go for it. Oh yeah.

Okay so she's going to go the other way. Don't show this on Facebook. No no. You can't show this part.

Okay. You have a pretty good aim. Okay go for it. Aim right.

We have to put out the disclosure that they do not offer this service at the Dominion. This is not at the Dominion. It's a pleasure activity here. This is not for pay.

This is for Trump. We don't even care if you pee because your pussy looks so pretty. Whoa. Purple.

The purple dick just leapt forward. Yeah. Trump's got his mouth wide open. He's not changing.

He's waiting for it. I've always said that golden showers is like the S&M equivalent of getting wood on camera for guys. I never imagined you'd be so patient.

Absolutely. It's true. Thank you for being so polite. It's so unlike you.

Yes. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation.

Anticipation. Standing over Trump. And he could just be there forever. The Bambi Towers.

It's girl power over Trump Towers. Whoa. Love the focus. No pressure.

Wow. Beautiful. This is a nice view from right here. I've got a lovely view.

I've got a good view over here. Move those cameras in there. Move the camera right. Beautiful view.

Way down. It was about to happen. Water, water, here. Water.

Here we go. Don't apologize to him. Never apologize to Donald. He wouldn't apologize to anybody else.

Anybody check if he's still alive or anything? He's definitely breathing and waving. He's waving his hands around like he does. Like a rooster with short little wings.

Yeah, there he goes. Doing his fingers together. Okay, here he goes. Oh, you get a treat, Donald.

What a treat. Wow. Do you want to take those off of one leg so you don't have to worry?

Just... Down we go. There we go. Yeah, just relax.

I didn't realize how unnecessary those panties were as far as that outfit goes. It took just now. Well, I had to give my man a fellow over.

It kind of makes me want to pee more. It just likes it. Sending him in a mask. You just have fountain, what can I say?

A golden fountain. It's a nice shot. This is to make sure that we do not undervalue the skill sets of Russian hookers also.

That's right, that's right. I mean, really, this is one of those things that sounds... Yeah, nice shot. Exactly, exactly.

You know what? I actually have to pee right now. He needs lubricating, I guess. I say, Jackie, can you get up there with her?

I think you need to get up there with her and show what some golden showers... Just don't sprinkle them on her. Just on him.

Just pay attention, just pay attention. What's going on here? Golden shower. Wow.

Power power. She's not fucking around. Grab the coat, Gypsy. Grab the coat.

That's like a golden flood. Okay. You don't have to go to the restroom. Wow, that was a stellar performance.

Thank you. I enjoyed that. What a relief. Are we done with him? Maybe we should wrap him in the plastic.

I don't like Donald, but the medical and me wants to clean the urine off of her. No, no, no, you don't do that. Just leave him.

Yeah, but move his clothes. We don't want his clothes to be all pee. No awkward Uber rides home. We don't want the clothes to be covered with pee-pee.

Okay. All right. So this has been amazing. And Donald is wet.

But you know what, we do have to roll him up because we're going to have one final song from E-Corps. Just wrap him up in the plastic.

Just roll him up in the... Yeah. Whoa, he's all wet. He needs to take a...

Somebody has to lead him to the shower. I already told him where it was. Oh, you told him where it was? And he's good. He can walk and stuff.

He can walk and stuff. I need another shampoo. See, I wouldn't have done that. I would have just let him.

Cleaning him like my dad's before Bel Air. All right. He's cleaning up. I think Donald is done.

He's done, Donald. Yay! He's got it all over his back. I'm pissed on Donald Trump. Yeah!

Sok will never be the same again. I think I have to pee. Put him back down. Back down.

Back down. You're not done yet. Back down. One more time. One more time. Uh-oh.

I don't know if I can do it. I don't have to go again. If I can't do it, then you get to not have it again.

If I do do it, then... You can do it. You can do it. Just let it go.

Let it go. Whoa! Relax. Back to Susie.

There you go. It's always easier. It's an opportunity. You can do it.

Come on. Come on, Dr. Susie. Just let it go. Let it go.

Just let it go. Just let it go. Let it go. I just peed all over his shorts.

Good job. That's all I had to do. There it is. You left your mark.

You left your mark. Yeah! Yeah! I peed on Donald Trump. Yeah!

We should make t-shirts. Happy. I need my napkin. I can't take it anymore.

It's a ton of garbage. I like how mine still shows like a stain. Let him have it. Let him have it, girl.

It really got absorbed. He really felt that one. Let him have it. Look at these girls all squatting over Donald.

Girls just like to have fun, right? Yeah, you know. Oh, fuck yeah. Girl power over Trump Towers.

With a golden shower. Oh, yeah. What is this now? Well, this is meditation.

Zen. Zen piss. I found that when I took my shoes off, that helped a lot.

There's weird things. It's hard to pee in your mind heels, I think. I don't know. I didn't have a problem with that.

No, you did. You're an extraordinary Jackie. I'll do anything. I was a little trickle.

But mine still shows like a stain upon. Maybe in the after party.

Yeah. Wonderful. All right. Thank you.

Let's wrap him up in plastic and send him off to the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

Wow. She really goes. That was worth the wait. Yeah.

Very good. Worth the wait. Yeah, there you go. Need another towel, I think.

Now there's a lot. We need some more towel. We need like a beach towel now. This is now an emergency situation.

We have flooding. Clean up an aisle 6. And we also have holes in the thing here.

Just like Trump's policies. Her vagina gave me the inspiration that I needed to do what I needed to do. You did good.

When I stared into that pussy and I saw the power of that pussy. It's a beautiful pussy. Pussy power.

I knew that I would be able to do what I needed to do. And this is the beginning of a movement. Harry is holding a towel.

Not knowing what to do. Oh, fuck the towel. Okay. We got to figure out how to get him.

Harry, just throw it on him. He's moving his fingers. He's okay. He loves it.

Actually, no. He does throw it for me. Four women. He's had four women pee on him.

And a beautiful pussy hanging over him. Like that he didn't deserve. And he didn't even grab it. That's good.

He doesn't deserve the pussy. We need to get him up somehow. I ain't gonna be very careful because it's slippery.

I'm an expert. We need to get him up and out. All right. This is like the setup for a joke.

How many dominance does it take to remove a urine soaked Trump? Okay. Hey, Putin, how we doing?

Is that happening? Up he goes. And the plastic also

should be folded up carefully. Okay. And look at this.

We are very good. Okay. I hope you brought some other underwear. That was very exciting.

Real performance art. That sure was performance art. Yes. What do we have?

Ten minutes. Yeah. We're gonna have the wolf.

Okay. Can we get this moved off into the trash? As you entered it.

It's got towels in it. You'll find the towels. Harry, you're a good man. Thank you, Harry.

We appreciate that. Thank you. All right. And now, brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, we present the winner of Sexiest Rapper for the Susie Awards

of 2016, the wolf. Bonoboville loves you. Where's the mic?

Get a mic. Yo, yo, yo. Happy new year to everybody out here. Everybody in Bonoboville.

I'm here to say Bonoboville. Hashtag Bonoboville. Everybody that's watching out there. Hashtag Bonoboville.

You dig. I love this place. This is home. To me, as well as everybody that's here.

No matter what your sexual preference is, no matter what, who cares. Be who you are. Express yourself no matter if you are

unicorn or two-in-a-corn or three-in-a-corn. You know what I mean? Just be yourself. Represent who you are. And represent it to the fullest.

Have confidence about whatever it is you do. So, just everybody throw the ones up. Because we are one. No matter what.

No matter what. Just ride it out. Do your thing. Don't let nothing affect you. Whatever his actions are, don't let it dictate your moves.

Don't let him divide us. Because we are one. We feel our one. No matter what.

We are one. That's the world. Yeah. Want to get this one going on in life,

just make this one time the sweetest. You dig? Shout out to all the animals in the building. Shout out to everybody in the building.

You dig? You ready? Here we go. I can get it pop. I can be grimy.

Gritty real easy believe me. That's it now. Been on the blocks trapping the spots. Evading the cops till I got pop.

The handcuffs from my wrist. Sit down a minute thinking about it. While I'm in the thinking I got shit to finish. Earth needs new handcuffs.

And I won't stop giving the props. Throwing a piece to showing my love. And all the above. That's what I'm all about. Now let wolves shout. I love y'all.

Now let it trickle down. Let it fall. Like the seas in your peace. The wolves don't need reason to be nice. That's what I'm sold to. It's cold as ice.

I don't think twice I got some. Six to take six small steps to have your 12. Mama, daddy, elders raise me well with integrity. What's led to my humanity

is gonna take the melody. Do confidence and sanity. For the ones of y'all. Hashtag when over real.

You and I. Together. In the twine. He's my lady right here y'all. Together.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning. But to keep striking, keep fighting.

Sticking the movement. Showing improving that justice. With a little piece, life can go a long way. So wolves here to help pave the way with more peace.

We already got war in our own streets. I'm here to the middle. You sitting up wrong with them down for the cause. They have my call of humanity.

It's gonna take the melody. Confidence and sanity. Rest in peace. With a Detroit state of mind.

I ain't shocked because I got love to spread. If love is my butter, then earth is my bread. Let's eat the peace like kings and queens. We feast and sing.

Can't we all just get along? I'm your dream because we are one. One. Throw the ones up y'all.

One. You and I, everybody of a noble being. Together. In a twang.

Yeah, we storm as well. We are one. We are one. We are Bonoboville.

We are the new America. He's not America. We are America. Yeah.

We're gonna let the last verse go. We're gonna let the music play, y'all. Just throw the ones up y'all. We are one.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

Love is pushed, flow to the world, reach to a man. Woman touch the boy, touch the girl. We're no sad, dusty trust. You don't want the state, being big up to being state.

Don't let one man's hate. Save that school's fate. I think that school's fate. So go peace, graduate, educate, demonstrate that we are one.

One. One. One, one, one. Let's do it with me, y'all.

One. One. One, one. We are one.

We're supposed to be on rhythm. That's all right y'all. I love y'all. Equal the Wolf, howling.

I love you. Yup, but Nobleville, Dr. Block, keep on representin', keep on watchin' y'all out there. Equal the Wolf.

But Nobleville, hashtag, but no, uh, uh, uh. That's right. And I really want to be honest. Be honest.

And not fake news. Yeah. It's very funny in this time of misinformation, we actually won.

Yeah, we did. Not only are we won, but we did win. Yeah, we did. Yeah.

We still live, but so long as we live, except for the Electoral College. Yeah. Long as we live and we got a chance,

you know what I mean? So, don't let none of this shit affect y'all. We're winning anyway. Oh, well, let's, let's speak like push, we're winning.

We are winning. The world and America are becoming more bonobo. We're just becoming more blended. We're achieving integration through sex,

you know, as well as other things, but very much integration through sex. Integration through fucking, let me be very specific. Fucking is my job.

And, you know, it's different kinds of fucking. I mean, the reproductive kind certainly produces lots of interesting people, like our former president, Obama, you know?

And the other kind of fucking produces, you know, yeah, well, it produces ideas and feelings. And if you look at all the surveys, if you can believe them,

yes, people are getting more open-minded. People don't want a wall. People do want environmental protections. People do believe in gay marriage and marriage

for everybody. People just don't believe in this Trump bullpucky, you know, so just remember that. He is not America.

We are America. And we are one, and don't let him divide us. Reach out to, you know, people that you might disagree with and try to understand each other.

I know we have people that voted for Trump, I'm not sure if any of them are here tonight, but they have been here off and on and we love them. Most of my clients are Trump supporters,

my sex therapy clients, because, you know, Lord and Lady knows that's where they need it. In the places where sexual repression is strongest,

that's where they need to talk to a blue stater like me. So, you know, I appreciate that they call and I try to reach out and I try to listen to them and I hope that we all do that

and that we remember that we are one. And that's the thing, the plutocrats, the billionaire cabinet, they want to divide us. Don't let that happen.

We are one. We are one. So, I think we're about done speaking of one. Great, great job.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you, thank you everyone. Thank you for a great anti-inaugural circus on the greatest sexuality show on Earth.

Thank you all. Whoa, I'm just blown away by how beautiful this is, even after such a dreary and boring, awful inauguration. I tried to watch it yesterday.

Oh, God, the dance itself was bleh. And what did he get? Like this Jackie event show. The singers were terrible.

The one, the best one was 16 years old, you know? I mean, he can't even get good singing. And you know the guy is a celebrity whore. And then he had the little Hitler girls.

Just little girls like Hitler. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he had them round and out of tune. He already brought up, you know,

he already brought up Hitler himself, saying that there was some Nazi regime because somebody wrote something he didn't like. Oh, Hitler girls.

I think it was about the Golden Showers. Yeah, and he called it Nazism because the Golden Shower story. Anyway, folks, we're all together.

We are one. We love you and we hope you resist like bonobos, not baboons, okay? And make love, not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. Yeah, thank that monkey. We love you.

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