Capt’n Max Bday

Full transcript of Capt’n Max Bday on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and lovers and sailors, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A? I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville. Tonight, mates and dates, want to celebrate Captain Max's

birthday! Yes, indeed! Brothers and sinners, lovers and sailors, the captain, my captain, was born, yes, Prince Maximilian Rudolph, Leblavich De Lubkovitz, De Filangeri, in the Vatican Hospital in Rome to avoid the bombs, you know, that's where the babies were born, the Allied bombs by the way, and perhaps this is

why my captain, despite his scrambled eggs, did not have such a scrambled brain as to drop more bombs himself, but became a peacenick and a great bonobo, and yes, he sailed the seas, the high seas in more ways than one, and his first sailing of the seas, very high seas, was to sail across the Atlantic Ocean in a big, yeah, when he was seven years old with a bunch of

deposed European royalty on their way across the waves to the Promised Land of Montclair, New Jersey! And now, here he is, the captain of Bonoboville, my great love of my life, my captain of my heart, oh look, he's flanked by such beauties, look at this, wow, I mean the captain of any navy, eat your heart out, right, yes, welcome aboard captain, thank you, thank you, yeah,

so uh and here is your, that's my seat, a throne, or captain's chair, all right, look at all the people that love me on my birthday, yeah, look at all the people that love you, look at that, the other people that didn't show up, ah, you're in for it, so captain, so doctor, happy birthday, thank you yes thank you for adjusting my microphone, you always must adjust each other's microphone, so tonight

we have a bunch of guests here to celebrate your birthday, we also have balloons from Chelsea and we have your chair, and we're also celebrating, by the way, the one-year anniversary of the Bonobo Way, which I gave you as a present for your birthday last year on this day, it's actually your birthday Eve this year, last year it was your birthday, November 8th on,

you gave me that, I did, right, right, right, right, yes, okay, yeah, I was done with the book and we could get back our life, yes, well, anyway, yeah, so this year, right, that's why it was a gift to you, so now, I gave you that nice big land yacht, ah, the one, yes, the one that you didn't really give me, no, I didn't really, it was actually a gift from a fan of Bonoboville,

the city that you founded that surrounds you and that is waiting to hear your birthday speech, your story, your history, history, Max is a great revolutionary, he is the founder and originator of Reader Written Publishing, which is really what everything is now, everything, but back when he introduced it, it was considered wild, that you would have people

writing articles that weren't, you know, like paid journalists, professionals, but just the people of, you know, it was more even more outrageous that you didn't have a staff of reporters and photographers, everybody was mad about that, yeah, they got out of jobs, right, but anyway, now that's what it mostly is, Reader Written, it's all, you know, social media,

that's what, what you bequeathed, I didn't bequeath that, I bequeathed a little part of a revolution that has changed the world, though, a very small part, okay, because we are the warriors of sexuality and years ago, they imprisoned us and around the world, they still imprisoned people that have anything to do with sex, yeah, were discriminated against, but it didn't matter because

the people that were involved and had become perverted in their lives and were trying to break out of their closets and out of those hallways with all these things floating around and taboos, suddenly people are free, it doesn't matter who the hell they are, it doesn't matter who it is, and yet the system is totally fascistic, it's a total dictatorship, it's fine, it's okay,

you just have to know that, yeah, it's a paradox, yeah, you don't know that then that's okay too, but way back in, in 1971 I founded a paper and I'm very proud of that paper because at that time there was only the Herald examiner, the Los Angeles Times, and the Free Press, which was basically a communist paper, and I say that, okay,

because I'm a communist anyway, I believe in community and doing shit together, you know, so we were hippies, we didn't have any money, I had money because I just sold my collection agency and so I helped fund this little paper that became the biggest underground newspaper in the city of Los Angeles, yeah, and it brought us 23 prosecutions from obscenity,

criminal libel, to the rack laws which eventually led to pay television, we were prosecuted every month, they came and they raided us, and we had to put the shit back together again, and then Stanley Fleshman, who represented everyone in the porn business at that time, defended us, and it took one, two, three, I had to do three newspapers,

okay, and publish everybody's shit no matter what they sent in, Polaroids, drawings, whatever they sent in, it got published, nothing was corrected, and we started getting stuff that nobody had ever heard of before, not Playboy and our penthouse, and God bless them, I know all the boys and one of them is dead now, but

it was nothing like that, this was real stuff, this was photography like you'd never seen before, like they had never seen before because they had Polaroids now, they had technology, it's highly advanced at the time, and he would send these Polaroids in, and Polaroids became an artwork, you know, Andy Warhol, and there was whole revolution going on,

people were smoking dope, I was selling Steve Jobs' blue boxes, that's what he did before he made computers, I got busted for that, for stealing from Pacific Bell, because I caused them $20 million worth of damage, yeah, because it cost $3 a minute to call next door at that time, so it was all like, oh fuck you you guys,

and we fought one of the great cases in this country, and it was all because of Angie Dickinson, he was hot, yeah, and our readers loved her, so we said, well why don't you write us a real fan letter, what do you really think, and so we started getting all of this stuff, and we're all stoned of course, because they're all hippies, so everybody's walking around, nobody really knows

what they're doing, you know, and we print this piece with a picture of Angie Dickinson, with her leg spread open, it's not Angie Dickinson, it was somebody else who put a hat, you know, and a few days later they came and they rated us, and they arrested us for criminal libel, criminal libel was from the 1800s, and it was basically created to protect

senators and people of wealth, so that you could be criminally prosecuted for saying something, and it was Angie Dickinson who brought the charges against us, and we went to court, and we saw that that law get knocked out, that there is no such thing as criminal libel, you either have a first amendment or you don't have a first amendment, that's the

whole story, you don't have to discuss much, yeah, can I talk or can I not talk, right, can I fuck or not fuck, you know, you know what pornography is, when there's a camera there, then there's pornography, otherwise everybody's doing the same shit everywhere, you know, and because of the work, so much even of, because of the work of the underworld,

the mafia, okay, this revolution was started, and it was all with mafia money, that's correct, not anymore, no, not anymore, it got away from Italy, I guess, yeah, now they own Warner Brothers, yeah, they do, yeah, and there's all kinds of mafia, and there's one Italian guy, actually there were always Jews in the mafia, Meyer Lansky, yeah Meyer Lansky, you're there,

anyway, so who was in the middle of all this, and what really got everybody pissed off, mostly men, is that women would stuff that in public, that have never been seen before and multiplied, you know, and it's changed the world, that's fucking changed the world, you changed the world, Captain Max, yes you did, there's just a little part of the world that we each changed

for ourselves, that's it, that's all we can do, changed my world, yeah we can change those worlds, you know, and the early filmmakers, that also went to prison, stuff dating back to the 1800s, got all kinds of notes, but I'm stoned, so I can't tell you, it's your birthday, I can't tell you any of that, but it's the women, they're like the special operatives of sex, when you see the women,

you go, wait a minute, what the hell am I doing, yeah, so they're the real revolutionaries, and I have been for a long time, you know, I'm just very supportive of them. Empower the female, it's the bonobo way, and I also want to say that I came to this country many many years ago on an old ship, big ship, it was big for that time, there's nothing now,

but it was big then, I came to a new world, a new land, I was a little boy, I was seven years old, seven years old, I'm on this big fucking ship, luckily I'm not one of these rafts in the Mediterranean right now, okay, but I'm in this ship, it's cool, it's cool, and I have lunch with the princess, and I do this, and I come over here, but I'm a revolutionary

because it's genetic too, don't you ever wonder why you're weird, well just look back in your history, you'll find the son of a bitch with the bitch, yeah, that's sitting on your shoulders and guiding your life, and you're like, the hell, what am I doing, yeah, well my family goes back to the 1100s and the 1400s, and I know everything they ever did, I know the crimes, I know the sins,

I know who's fucking who, and who had whose money, and who was trying to steal each other, they were the original mafia, yeah, so I came to this country, and I'm a patriot, I'm a total patriot, but you know what, it's my fucking country, yeah, it's our country, yeah, and we're gonna win, we're obviously winning because when I was born

there were a billion people, now there's seven billion people, so you know what that means, right, somebody's doing a lot of, yeah somebody's been fucking a lot, anyway it's been a wonderful, wonderful journey, and I have some friends here that I haven't known for a while, and we also knocked out the rack laws, but they said you can't have certain newspapers on the street, we said,

great, yes you can, yes, play the music, there it is, that this was written for Prince Maximilian Lepkevitz, before you, Beethoven, and it's called the, I have my notes, and Eroica, I thought they forgot the T, Eroica, but it's kind of ironic, I think, so I've been doing this shit for so long, you know, and sometimes as I was growing up I was going,

why am I so fucked up, so nuts, well I started looking around, I said, well they're all nuts in my family, and they're wonderful, you know, I love my parents, I never saw them, you know, they come home once in a while, how you doing, oh everything's good mom, how you doing, you know, and I'm having parties and you know, feeling up chicks and make out and you know, and so I did, when I grew up,

I loved them, I never saw them, that's great, yeah, nice, anyway, so I'm just, I'm the same little kid, but your great, great, great grandfather was Gaetano Philangeri, that's all that is good, yeah, that's enough for now, and he was one of the advisors to Benjamin Franklin, he was a friend of Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson, he said, your ancestor,

yeah, no it's great, now the thing is, that to take that step, the whole life's fun, okay, that's it, the banks don't want to talk to you, your father and mother don't want to talk, what are you doing Max, why are you doing this, there's only black sheep to the family, but actually your family is filled with black sheep, they're all kind of, a lot of murderers,

beaveries, all kinds of wonderful stuff, normal, you know, every day stuff, nothing unusual, and it's your birthday, it's my birthday, thank you for being here, yes, and you are a testament, a last woman testament, okay, you are proof that the Bonobo Way is a fountain of youth, she is my wife, 25 years, and I'm the fountain of youth, yeah,

so yeah, happy birthday darling, kisses from heaven, all right, so we've got a big yacht, oh we have cookies, are these like medicated, oh and here's a baby bottle for the baby, we actually have a great baby picture of you, in fact I think it's a good time to show the montage of little pictures that I haven't seen yet,

so I have nothing to do with this, I might have provided a few, but you can nurse on that while we show the pictures, Elizabeth is partially responsible as is Gonzo, we put together a little tribute for Captain Max, thank you Max for being the captain of our ship, this is a nice tribute to you, here we go, stay away,

Dean Martin is singing himself, oh there he is, Captain Max, oh there he is, he's a two-year-old, that's his dad, there he is his Elvis, that's Gaetano Phil and Jerry, there's Max on the phone waiting for money, there's the LA star, hate magazine, oh a bunch of other magazines, Max, love, the ship, oh there's Barry,

the unlicensed professionals, yeah there you are preaching, oh there we are, preaching, preaching,

that's last year's birthday, yay, yay, thank you so much, this and Gonzo and everybody else on the Bonobo Gold Crew, happy birthday Max, it only touches on the amazing things you've done throughout the year, so thank you for doing that, so, well we all have to do every day, yeah, I think your mic needs to be pushed up, yeah,

like turn on my mic, whoa, yeah, see now I've got to push my mic, make sure Max is turned on, come on, it's his birthday, all right, so happy birthday, we just couldn't broadcast out at sea, so this is your bed yacht, I know you have some other guests, so I'm going to leave, I'm going to the bar, you don't have to leave, no no I'm leaving, it's your birthday, it's your

birthday, you should reign with your baby bottle, what is in here anyway, is this something you could drink, you don't have to go to the bar, it's liquor, it has been, you want to take a ride, it's liquor in the front, poker in the rear, let's get our guests on, you know, come on up here, come on up first, let's have Luke Wilder and Alexandra Silker, our good friends, also pioneers

in uh in sexuality, okay here what do you want to do with this, what happened to the mic, do you want to sit down here, uh no no I want my, he wants his stool, I just, there's a microphone over there, there's a microphone, wow that's a big mic, yeah, he's got the wrong one, that's okay, do I have the wrong one, there we go, okay, everybody get their mic, we're playing musical

and oh, where's he going now, I'll be right back, oh he's gonna be right back, thank you everybody, they were all primed to say happy birthday, Max, but okay, so I'm gonna give them an introduction, Luke Wilder and Alexandra Silke are certainly great pioneers in erotica pornography, Alexandra you may recognize as the bailiff on Playboy TV in Judge Julie, oh yeah,

and they're currently doing a series on sex surrogates and they are sex surrogates and their series is a film series for Adam and Eve, that's absolutely true, well, I wanted to thank all the sellers and all the seamen that are here tonight, we're swimming in it,

we're honored to be on board with you tonight and Max, happy birthday bro, thank you, every birthday boy should have a baby bottle like that, and Alex you've known a few seamen in your life too, haven't you, oh just a few, oh yeah, they were yummy, delicious, so you look so elegant, oh why, thank you, I love this outfit, can I ask her to just kind of model it, oh yeah, sure, yeah,

I mean stand up, you know we need a little physicality here, I'll hold your microphone, oh yes, look at this, I love the tush cleavage back there, yeah, tush cleavage, definitely, look at that, oh yes, the moon is hitting my eye, there's the moon, right down her evening gown, and it's a lovely moon, they really like that dress in the restaurant, then the stars are all over

the dress, and we do have a good a good view of nipple, this was such a special occasion, I wanted to get dressed up, well you certainly did Alexandra silk aka silky, and you have a little gift there, and oh you also have a little friend, we have to introduce super rescue dog Zen, who comes everywhere with us, can you guys see him there, he's wearing his BDSM outfit, he actually looks like he's ready

for kink month, which was last month, he's been going to school up at the institute for advanced study of human sexuality, oh really, to learn how to be a dog surrogate, he's working on his ph dogma, php I thought maybe, ph puppy, dogma, he's gonna get a dogma, very good, he's a dogma, don't ever break dogma, hey do you guys ever watch adult movies,

we have, he was in some, actually, yeah you're in our our foot fetish video, oh yeah, okay, yeah he's got a stunt dick, very good, yeah, if I may, I have I have a little gift, and it's a gift that keeps on giving for both of you to to enjoy, and it's something that's very very special to me, I've done about 500 adult videos, and this is my stud hunters, my favorite, and it's of course our

old friend Candida Roy, Al, rest in peace Candida, he just passed away, yeah she did, we were just up in the San Francisco, we filmed her memorial, we've got some crazy stuff to share with you, yeah if you have a chance though, watch it both of you, because we will together, it's very erotic, and it'll be like me being there, are you in it, where you're in it, then we'll definitely watch,

it's one of my favorite adult movies of all time, so why is that, well maybe because I'm the star, no, it was just very well done, you are stud hunters, you'll enjoy it very much, we'll watch it, we will watch it, we will definitely watch it, and masturbate, well you're watching it, will you, no we'll have sex, we masturbate all the time anyway, all right, we'll do it all, I love masturbating,

put it on the big screen, and just imagine you in the room with us, I love it, a gift that keeps on giving, all righty then, good, all right, all right, nice, yeah, I like it, I like your socks, and you are sex surrogates, we are, yeah, and you did a film with Adam and Eve, now you're graduated now, well we've been working as surrogates for a while, but we're at the institute now working

on our PhDs, so right now we're in that position where we're that PhD with the little C after a candidate, we have to finish our dissertations but we've done all the classes, well congratulations, thank you, thank you, so we'll be doctors soon, come out here and, I do get a lot of questions at the institute about sex surrogates, and you know I send them mostly to Ipsa, and of course

I work with some surrogates at Ipsa, and a lot of my clients though, honestly they're in so much of a hurry, I have to send them to the bunny ranch, but yeah, I mean for Ipsa you have to be willing to go through the program, well I think each candidate, each person that comes to you as a potential client, has different needs, right, like some of them need to go to the bunny ranch

right away, some of them might want to go to a priest, some of them might want to go to a financial advisor, no we've done very well working with sex surrogates when people are touchphobic or have erectile difficulties or orgasm difficulties, we're dealing with the people on the outer fringes of normal human sexual behavior, but just the lack of getting laid, I don't know if that's the

reason to go to a sex surrogate, that's one good reason, it could be, I'm not saying that, it depends on why you're not getting laid, it could be a good reason, but then again there is you know the bunny ranch, and don't take too much of that herbal viagra while you're there, whatever, I just saw Dennis on tv before we came over, he said his business has increased

threefold since that whole incident went down, there's no PR that's bad PR, yeah exactly, but I do want to talk a little bit about this, it's not just a film, it's a series that we're doing for Adam and Eve, and it's called Confessions of a Sex Surrogate, which we watched, we watched, you did, you watched the trailer, we watched the trailer, well incidentally one of the people

in our audience tonight, Isaiah, was actually in the film, oh well let's bring Isaiah on, come on up here buddy, I'm just thrilled, this is kind of a surprise, you didn't know that, yeah, no I mean I kind of heard something, and he has been known to come to special occasions in Bonoboville, and he has not been here lately, I fucking love Isaiah, he's been so busy,

oh, welcome back, and welcome to Captain Max's birthday, thank you sir, and thanks for doing a great job in Confessions, it was one of my favorite scenes, you want to talk about that a little bit, it was a sexy scene with Ella Darling and Casey Warner, Ella Darling, we love her, she has been here, Ella Darling's sexuality is just off the chart, so every time

I'm around her I'm always trying to hold back my heart on her, she's a thinking man slut, yeah definitely, and Casey Warner is just so cheery, she makes me laugh and have fun on set all the time, so what's the setup of it, okay well um, Isaiah was a bartender, and the two women are both surrogates in the film, and they went out that evening, and met the bartender and actually

had sex with the bartender right there in the bar after hours, wow, was that considered a session, I mean who made who that, let me explain, so what we do now is what we're calling edutainment, right, there's entertainment mixed with a slight you know like mixture of education, and in this series particularly, the real eroticism behind it all is the interplay between the

surrogates and their friends and their partners and each other, so that's the backstory, there are some simulated sessions within the series itself that are really instrumental in explaining what surrogacy is all about, but it's not the focus of the show, if you know what I mean, so we had to make it fun and hot, and then we mixed in our messages along with that, so there are there

are training tips in there for guys who are having trouble with early ejaculation, gotcha, yeah lots of great tips in there, so you know we're coming up on our break and I want to get back to the captain's corner, captain how are you doing, I'm doing very well, I am contemplating everything going on, yes and what what are your the results of your

contemplations, that everything's good, life is good, life is good, and what is your desire, my desire, my desire, my desire is that a child like me shouldn't be born in the middle of the war and be 72 years old and still in the middle of war, that has to change, well you are helping to make that change if it can be made, if it can, if it can it's okay, it changes in your

babooms, and we have a phone call, who is this phone call, hello, hi this is Chelsea, oh hi Chelsea, hi everyone, I just want to wish Captain Max a spectacular birthday this year, thank you we're surrounded by your balloons, thank you for the balloons Chelsea, I just couldn't find the hash in any of them,

what balloon did you put it in, you have to keep popping them, yeah poppers that's you are an honorable gentleman of this world and you have had a profound impact on my life in a very positive way and I love you dearly, happy birthday, thank you so much Chelsea we love you too, we really love you, we didn't love you when you first came here, we love you now,

we hated you when you first came here, I loved you I mean but it's Max's birthday so you know, I love you Chelsea, we love you, you earned his love and you have to earn the captain's love, he doesn't love instantly, so you did and we love, thank you, we miss you but you're great in the field, she's been doing some great reporting on the goings-on at the Dr. Susan Block show and in

Bonoboville, right, well we want to see a lot more of that once I get out of these woods one of these days, there are our Bonobo in the field out there in the woods and yeah, Bonobo field work and a happy first anniversary of the Bonobo way and thank you for spreading the Bonobo way, you are our Bonobo sister and we love you for that, okay let's give a cheer to Chelsea,

sister Chelsea out in the field, you remember you were here with uh, Luke and Alexandra when they were here a while ago, Chelsea is hot, absolutely I adore Luke and Alexandra and there was all this squirting going on, exactly, that was the night, it was a whole female ejaculation night, lots of squirting, I was hoping, actually every time Alexandra is here

there's some squirting or something crazy, we're gonna set sail on a wave of female ejaculation in just a moment but thank you Chelsea for joining us, we love you, bye, bye sweetheart, take care, okay and you know I know you're a big fan of Miley Cyrus, yes and uh we could get her here, but we have the creator of the Do the Miley Cyrus song, Jessica Shores, come on up here,

I think so, we're gonna cue it up and you look so cute, we need a microphone, okay, we have to, thank you, we're getting your mic, well that is a better view, one of the reasons I love this show, girls falling at your feet, yeah it's a nice thing, or crawling at your feet, either one

falling or crawling, twerk it, yeah, over this direction, the party's starting and Captain Max's honor, everybody's got Captain's hat, I'm not in the Illuminati, I ain't smoking when I tell you that I'll blow a shotty, if you're a poodle, I'm a motherfucking rotty, move that ass, make it clap,

sleep like honey, bees in the trap, feel that bass, pound your chest, you roll with me, so fuck the rest, now twerk it for me, chuck it for me, like you're getting paid over time, work it for me, make it rain, throw it up, like 10 grand, legs in the air, do a headstand, now do a split, spread your legs, get back on your feet, bitch, and do the Miley,

spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, move that ass, and dip it low, never hide on somebody like a stripper pole, it's getting hot, it's getting raw, now knock it all down like a wrecking ball, bitch, I'm back first two, product back first two,

party all night till dawn, no curfew, six in chills, got me standing in the sky, mixed drinks and pills, got me feeling so high, do the Miley Miley, no Hannah Montana, day shows, wrapping from the west to Atlanta, let me see your hands up, put your fucking hands up, west coast, north, south, east coast, Canada, spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus,

we are so desirous, spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, move that ass, and dip it low, never hide on somebody like a stripper pole, it's getting hot, it's getting raw, now knock it all down like a wrecking ball, all right, come on, everybody twerk, come on, you know you want to twerk,

Alexandra, Phil, you know you want to twerk in that sexy evening gal, where's my first mate, come on, where's the target, and Dayton Reigns, here we go, whoa, where'd the music go, all right, play it, I only know the first, let me dance, dance, dance, dance, do the Miley Cyrus, spread it like a virus,

do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, move that ass, and dip it low, never hide on somebody like a stripper pole, it's getting hot, it's getting raw, now knock it all down like a wrecking ball, it's a twerk party, you know I do it, and do it, and do it well,

move my hips and lick my lips like Al-Al, bitches, I ain't holding nothing back, when I do the Miley, only differences, I'm not in the Illuminati, I ain't smoking when I play, you got like three feet of booty right here, if you're a poodle, I'm a motherfucking rotty, twerk that, twerk whatever way you want, feel that bass, count your chest, you're

rolling with me, so fuck the rest, now twerk it for me, this is quite a crew captain, chuck it for me, like you're getting paid over time, work it for me, they are rowing that boat, what are we gonna do with these sailors when they're done, they're gonna be joined by some seamen, now do a split, spread your legs, get back on your feet,

bitch, and do the Miley, spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, spread it like a virus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, and zip it low, nap right on somebody like a stripper pole, it's getting wrong, it's getting wrong, let me hold your bag, this is my bag, first tube, product bag, first tube, party all night,

no curfew, sticks and chills, got me standing in the sky, mixed drinks and pills, got me feeling so high, do the Miley Cyrus, lean on Hannah Montana, Jay Schultz, ripping from the west to Atlanta, let me see your hands up, put your fucking hands up, west coast, north south, east coast, Canada, spread it like a virus, do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus,

do the Miley Cyrus, we are so desirous, do the Miley Cyrus, we're just for you, Captain Mack, I have to go get a drink, I'll be like that, okay? All right, I think we're gonna go in for a break actually, right now, we're gonna take a break, right? Are we up to break time?

And then we're gonna come back, so let's have one big picture with Captain Mack and pictures. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes, you know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex,

it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. The Novoville communion, but first I want to welcome back the birthday boy, Captain Max.

Come on. And we have a big captain's table here. Actually, can I be joined by some of these beauties here? No, you're supposed to say that.

No, no, I'm not going away. You're going. I'm turning around but you're holding me back. Come on, you beauty queen.

I wasn't going anywhere. Okay. Why would I be leaving? Jessica, where are you?

Jessica, we need you. But your back is to the camera, honey. Oh, there you go. There we go.

That's how you have to do it. Drop it low. Spread it like a virus. Where's the virus?

So, Max, I have kind of a serious question that I need to build up to. There you go. Take your time. Sexual evolution.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's talk a little bit about it. Wait a minute. What is going on?

What happened? It's on chords. It's on top of chords. Okay.

I got it. I'm okay. Everyone's doting over you. Don't you love it?

It's okay. It's the floor that's unsteady. We're on a show. That's got nothing to do with me.

Okay. All right. So, here's my lead up to my question. Okay.

In the time when you were fighting the sexual revolution, we were fighting mostly against government censorship. Isn't that correct? Yes.

Yeah. Well, today things have kind of changed direction. Move that out. And now we're fighting against corporate censorship.

Companies like Google and Facebook are beginning to rule the things that people are exposed to on the internet. Right? So, we have.

But that's the price you pay for the revolution. Like Playboy. They're upset they're watching you. Go ahead.

We have companies like Playboy now who are eliminating nude photography in their magazine just to be able to. Be in 7-Eleven. And well, I don't think it's 7-Eleven as much as now they can advertise on Twitter and

Facebook and Google without being censored. So, how do we fight corporate censorship, the next frontier for our battle? If you live in corporate America. Which we do.

We're going to have a hard time fighting them. Yeah. The best that I found for myself is I completely ignored the whole fucking mess. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And it's so simple. It's as simple as this. When I was in the Army on the firing line, I hit 111 targets out of 112.

Nice. And I was a gun-hole motherfucker. And when I got up, I decided I was never going to do that. And I walked off the firing range.

Oh, thank God. Just a question saying no. Fuck you. Gotta look within your soul.

And they didn't know what to do with me. I had a great time, but they didn't know what to do. So, what I'm saying is it only takes one motion on your part to change the world. Your world.

Because you ain't never going to change anybody else's fucking world. And when you're on Facebook, you're on their plantation. We should all be the same. It would be awful.

Can you imagine a bunch of us all the same? Well, that's the beauty of this group. Diversity. We can multiply.

But one thing you always say is you have to have your own media. If you rely on Facebook, then you're just like a sharecropper. I've always had my own media. You're on their plantation.

I don't play with their media. It's like, why don't you do that? No. Because I want to do what I want to do.

You have your media. You do what you do. You're doing great. And then you have to check, even so, even if you can avoid corporate censorship, you

have to check self-censorship. How are you censoring yourself so that you can come across? To the crowd. Yeah.

Yeah. And, you know, you've got to weigh that, I guess, right? Yeah. I don't know about any of that.

He never wants to censor anything. I'm just me. Yeah. But, you know, I didn't ask for this.

Yay for you. But once I realized what I had, I said, hey, this is cool. I don't know what you guys are doing. But here's what I'm doing.

Okay? Let's do that. Well, tell me a little bit more about your dreams, though. I mean, where do you see this all going from here?

Yeah. You want to know honestly? I really do, yeah. I think we're going to win.

I'm going to be dead. So I don't have to worry about that. Well, none of us make it through a lot. Yeah.

So we've got to go through that passage. So it's way better. And there's a lot more intrusion. Yeah.

Government is everywhere. They're fucking everywhere. Okay. They're out there right now.

And I'm not, you know, it's not a conspiracy. It's just if you apply in working with them, I find like, wow, you know, a lot. So I guess it's a gathering of information to stop them from gathering that information. It doesn't matter.

Ultimately, they got to do what they got. I told judges, I understand your honor. But I also have to do what I need to do. And what I need to do is do this.

That's all. Nothing, nothing even special. It's so simple. What do you mean I can't do this?

What the fuck are you? Yeah. Question authority is one of my favorite. Yeah.

Ask more always, you know. But if there is no authority, there's nobody to question. So you got to have some authority. Well, there's benevolent authorities.

There are. Even question them. Yeah. But you should always question.

I have a question. I'm curious. Orgasms have you had in one day? Probably when I was 15.

Because I was fucking masturbating all the time. I was up on the third floor in my little room in the middle of winter, Moncler and Jersey. My parents on around.

I'm there with the maid in the butler. And I'll find my penis. And I say, wow, this is pretty cool. I think I'll just do this.

I would run home from school. But I was a really stupid kid. So I would take my school papers, come in them. Wrap them all up.

Paper. And then tell the teacher the dog ate it, right? Throw them out the window. And one day the maid comes to me and goes, Massimo.

She was a tire. Massimo. See? All those papers.

Out there. Oh. That was positive. That was sex educational.

Yeah. Okay. Hello. She was like Anna.

Except the tire. Oh. That was a difference. No, really.

Yeah. The house. Never loved my parents more by not seeing them. When you don't see your parents and you got your own house,

you know, fuck around. What do you need parents for? Say hi. Hi.

And you always love them. So you know, Max, I'm one of the people who will follow in your footsteps, right? What advice do you have for me in perpetuating the revolution

and continuing the fight? Just walk your road in life and dedicate it. And obviously you've done that. So you've already done huge amounts of training.

Keep doing it. Yeah. Woo. Keep sailing your yacht.

That's what stops any army when they start anything, when they quit doing it. They say, okay, fuck it, I can't do this no more. Give up.

And you give up. Yeah. Because it is a fight. And because it's a never ending, you know?

In Vegas, we took a law of the books. We took it all the way to the Supreme Court. It was called infamous crimes against nature. Yes.

I know them well. Infamous crimes against nature. It was an anti-sodomy law from the 1800s that was still on the books that they used.

It was so broadly spectrumed that a woman couldn't kiss another woman on the street in the state of Nevada without being guilty of violating this law. Wow.

True. Women can kiss in Las Vegas. All right. Women can kiss.

Yes, there was just a study done about how even heterosexual women like to kiss other women. It's kind of a thing. So we might be segueing soon into Bonoboville

Communion. Yes. What are you drinking, Captain? I am drinking Bonobo juice.

Bonobo juice. We have Agua. And we have Ron DeGeramy-Rum, in case you'd like to have Ron down your throat.

Yeah. And of course, yes, we are celebrating Captain Max's birthday and we're kind of segueing into the birthday party.

We're going to say happy birthday soon. Which, by the way, is not owned by Sony anymore, that Sony, right? Yeah, happy birthday.

We can sing happy birthday. Everybody knows it anyway. Just people with money there. It was actually Warner Chapel.

Yeah, Warner Chapel. The music licensing company. Warner. Warner.

You don't own it anymore, Warner, that mafia company. Exactly. That's right. Free the happy birthday song.

Happy birthday. We're going to do that in a little bit. You're already starting. But I don't know if we're ready quite for that.

What are we doing? Happy birthday. I know this is not my part of the show. No, this is.

Actually, I don't know. I'm looking around to see if there's any sign of the birthday prop that we use to. Is there any sign of that?

Birthday prop. Birthday prop. Or maybe we're just going to light the alcohol. In the back there?

Does anybody know? A lit object of some sort. Yeah, a birthday prop. Something to hold a candle.

All right. I guess we don't have a cupcake or something. What are you looking for? We have a cake?

Oh, we do. You know what they used to do in the AA fetish parties when somebody celebrated a year? Yeah.

They would put a candle in a girl's ass. We actually lit busy's ass. We have to say that. Yes.

For the 4th of July. Actually, I did. We lit busy's ass. It was beautiful.

Whoa, whoa. So, okay. We're going to get our Bonoboville communion going. But I do want to give some shout outs on the first

anniversary of the Bonobo way. Two, first of all, Serena and Dirlini Donno for your fellow Italian Roman who, you know, has Venus rising from the waters.

And I am her bra. Yes. And thanks to... One of the greatest paintings.

Edited by Serena and Lindsay Hagamann. And, yeah, it's... She invited the Bonobos into this book of a collection of eco-sexuality writings by very many wonderful

writers, including your protege, Annie Sprinkle. Now the eco-sexuality queen, really. And, yeah. Thank you, Serena.

Annie's fucking cool. She's so cool. And what did you do with Annie, just to brush up the masses on your Annie relationship?

Annie came to see us at the Astor carriage house. I think it was Astor. Leuport, Rhode Island. And she photographed us with this story.

And we became friends. And then I published her first magazine. In fact, we were arrested in Rhode Island with her long-jean-sovere Queen Adriana at that time

and various other people. All right. Well, thank you, Captain Max, for captaining Annie's ship into Harbor.

Okay. And here it comes. Here we go. Warner, let it go.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I like the squiggle candles. Happy birthday, dear man.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. I made that cake. You made that cake.

You're so talented. Uncle Ralph made the cake. He divided it. You did the geometrical thing.

They're all individual cakes. Very nice. All right. So are you ready for Bonoboville communion?

Yeah, I'm going over here. You have to stay. This is your crew. Over, wow.

Okay. So our guests should have a little drink in your honor. They're going to toast you. They're going to toast you.

They're going to do a toast. As they do communion, it's a toast to Captain Max. Okay. Okay.

Then I can go. Afterwards. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So, okay. So who's drinking what? I'm drinking agua.

I just poured a bunch of agua. Bonobo. Bonobo. Well, our signature.

Bonobo juice. And then we have... Oh, okay. I poured bonobo juice.

Okay. Ron in my... You can have Ron. Okay.

Okay. No, no, no. We want to use these glasses so you pour them into all those glasses. Okay.

Okay. So that's... Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. I made a mistake. It's okay. Okay.

So who wants to drink agua? I want to drink agua. Me. Okay.

So who's going to... I've got mine. Are they? I'm going to be...

I'm going to move over there. But I want to see you. But they're doing toasts in your honor. Okay.

Do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Okay. So...

I have learned how to let my captain be happy. I'm all right. I'm all right. He has to do what he wants.

You have to fly. So what... No, because he might want to come back. But we should move this out of here.

So he's moving around the room. But... But... Grooving.

Not tomorrow. Talk on the microphone. I love your diamonds. I just...

My diamonds. Notice what it said. Oh, here? You got to tell it.

Right there. My diamonds. It says Max on your diamonds. My diamonds.

Spell out the name of my great love. And I hold him close to my heart. Yes. Right between my tips.

Heart. It's a beautiful heart. It's a beautiful heart. It's true.

Mm-hmm. Ooh. Oh. Oh, that's so good.

So now, we have the lovely Jessica Shores. We are. Hey, Jessica. Welcome to Captain Max's birthday.

Ahoy there. Thank you so much for having me. Well, we're so happy because, you know, you're so talented and wonderful, and we haven't seen you since the Bonobo Spring Equinox, I think.

That's for sure. It's been a... Since then, and I'm so happy to be back and celebrate this special evening with you. Thank you.

And it's been a great time. I had fun twerking on stage and everything. All right. Yeah.

The night is young. Yes, it is. And I understand that you are a particular fan of Ron Jeremy, or is it just Ron? Oh, I love Ron.

He's like my best friend ever. And we like hang out all the time. I just saw him last Monday, and we had a blast at the Tiki Bar over there in Hollywood.

Hi. I love Ronny, too. He's so sweet. I love him.

So beautiful. I wish he was here tonight. He's such a great person. Uh-huh.

Well, we have his rum, which is fixed it for you. So if you want Ron down your throat, here it is. I love it. Okay.

And so we ask, first of all, as you do your Bonoboville communion tonight, that you give a toast to Max, the birthday boy, right, who is circulating around. Max, are you there? I'm right here.

Okay, so he's listening to your toast. I'm here. So, okay, so you're going to do it off of whose tits? Can I?

I know her. Elizabeth. Yeah, we do. Is Bonobo.

Go way back. Okay. One of my first shows ever. All the way back to Max's birth at the Vatican City Hospital.

Wow. Okay. So here are Elizabeth Scott, the first nipples of the evening. Hello.

And the salt. Yes. Here. Okay.

Salt. And so lick first, lick first. Okay. And a nice lick.

Okay. Very good. And, and now the salt. We have salt.

Yeah, you can lick, you lick the salt. Yeah. And then you're going to give a toast before you drink. You will speak into the microphone after your lick of business boobs.

Oh, ahoy there. Sailors. Okay. And now the toast here.

This is to your wonderful birthday. Thank you for having me here. And I love your life stories and your genealogy and everything. And I could relate.

I'm a black sheep also. And my family is crazy. So. When your family is crazy and you're the black sheep, does that make you the white sheep?

I don't know. They say I'm crazy, but they're crazy. Okay. It's like they don't get it.

All right. Now I'm going to put Ron down your throat. Are you ready for Ron down your throat? Let's do it now for Captain Max.

Are you ready to watch this Max? Here she goes. I'm ready. Ahoy there.

I'm watching. Woo. I'm right here. Holy smokes.

With a nobo wave. Wow. Spanking. Wow.

Kissy, kissy. Woo. All right. And Jessica Shores is coming ashore.

Yes, she's on shore leave. Yes. Ahoy there. Come ashore with Jessica Shores.

Can you give me a little more gin? All right. Yes. So now who's next?

Who is next with a toast and a lick and a drink of something? Thank you. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait.

Come right up here. Come over here. Please. All right.

Okay. Oh, yes. You got the game. Oh, yeah.

Okay. And you're going to do the toast and the lick. Wait a minute. I know.

No, it's fun. Oh, God. You can get drunk on water with the right pheromones, right? And then there's the salt.

And then there's the taste of your lovely silky breast. Max is watching. I'm watching. Okay.

So you guys need microphones. You got a microphone. Okay. You got one.

So first a lick of the boob or boobs. No. These are gorgeous boobs here. Oh, wait.

These are natural boobs. They're natural. Whoa. Let's have a feel, feel, feel.

I'm going to hold this mic. Okay. Yeah. They are beautiful boobs.

I can't take. Okay. And did you give a lick already? So here.

Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. Someone else might lick it. I'm allowed to do my communion.

Okay. Okay. But you have to do toasts though. So now you lick the salt.

I lick the salt. Okay. And move the mic. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. And he's sucking up that salt. Yeah.

Goes fast. And toast. She's about a lifetime of that. Too mad.

No, I don't listen to anyone. My big brother, one of my idols. Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't know that.

No. But you're one of my idols. We're giving you a toast, Max. Okay.

I'm here to take the toast. I feel like you're like... My big brother. Aw.

And I wanted to tell you that I really love the work you've done in your life. Yeah. And I honor the work that you've done. Thank you.

And the sweat and the tears and all of the shit that you had to go through in order to be here today. So with that, I toast you, sir. And wish you many, many more birthdays. Is that fake?

Yeah, that's perfect. All right. Yeah, yeah. Very tasty toast.

I'll have that for breakfast anytime. Thank you. No, I'm always touched. I'm touched.

This business touches me. Touches me when no other business touches me. Yeah, that I understand. It touches you in a lot of very intimate places, right?

Yes. Touches you in places no one's ever touched. Touched you before. Yeah.

Slow down, stupid. All right. Next toast. Okay.

You're going to do a toast? Yeah. Okay. I would like to say hi, Captain Mass.

I've been here for 20 years. And the things I've learned about you are absolutely astonishing. I didn't realize the publications that you've done. And with the video montage and everything, it was truly touching for me.

And to know that you were a person before Larry Flint that was prosecuted is a huge deal. And I appreciate your, I'm thinking for the word. It's not coming to me right now. The contribution and your contribution to the porn.

It's not even a contribution. It's just your personality to the adult business because it helped for everyone. And for people not to recognize who you were before Larry Flint. But there are many of us now.

There are many of us. But they, instead of, I love Larry, but they need to have not just the people versus Larry Flint, but maybe the people versus Mass. No, no, no, no. I'm hanging out.

It's called. Just some kind of a thing for me. It was a big deal. And I didn't realize that.

That's all I needed. I'm even fortunate. It's called tenacity. Tenacity.

Tenacity is a great word. Also just being beautiful. And thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Very beautiful toast. Sorry. Dayton Reigns.

All right. You can take your alcohol or whatever. Did you take your stuff? You didn't do any of that.

I just gave the toast. Oh, okay. Okay. Well now you should suck someone's dick.

Oh, okay. I like to suck everybody's boobs. I like pussy too. I have an idea.

Start with her so you can get your lipstick all over her. Okay. And then do mine later. Okay.

Because I have my shells for the captain. Okay, so here she goes with these beautiful Alexandra silky boobs. Yeah.

Woo. Yes, we do. And salty, salty. Suck her tits.

I should go. I never stop enjoying this shit. I got a little bit of water. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's a good text. Okay. Very nice.

Oh. Get plenty of your aegas. Oh, a portals. Okay.

All right. Yeah. All right. This is cool.

Sorry about that. Whoa. But it's a very wet night here at sea. With the semen and the undersea creatures.

Whoa. I tell you all these sailors you gotta watch over them. Oh, yeah Watch out for the sirens. They will call you Oh, yeah

Okay, so more toasts. We need to toast the captain and do would you like to toast the captain Isaiah? You got water that's that's that's worthy of posting So Okay

No, I don't hear you. I don't hear the yellow This place we're on top of it one microphone doesn't work You For myself because if I fought for myself it affected everything around me and everybody be fucking fighting

Definitely one of a kind And I gotta tell you the truth that So many children All right, so

Okay I say your uniform sailor Maybe we can get Isaiah to take his shirt off No fighting no fighting

They are King James aka Isaiah Maxwell And he's buff he's gotten buffer actually whoa since we saw you I see it cheeseburg Oh

Isaiah you did such a great toast I Okay, first you look Yep, all right, there she goes twerking with those titties

Isaiah is taking his toast buttered Yummy, yummy, yummy yummy Whoo hot hot hot let's hear it for Isaiah and the sailor girls

I don't even need a drink to Oh, what are you drinking? That's right. You guys The water boys

This is how you do a shot with h2o. Yeah Mmm Okay, another toast another toast Yes

So much to choose from Well, I mean You could doesn't have to be a tip Something else right just a tip

Would you allow her since you were an altar boy as a young boy? And now you're doing the noboville communion you would allow this after Don't forget we're available for therapy Anytime we're all available for anything you need

There we go, we got a double-team toast and being an altar boy he knows not to drop in Not one But oh drop trowel. Yes I think

I Think there goes the trouser snake Don't appear it with the microphone Oh

You have to move the microphone Here she goes silky Taking her Such a director

He knows what he likes Alexandra silk is taking her communion off of Down your throat. Well first she has to give her toes Max where are you?

Yeah, there you come Why is the camera on me now there's camera on dick and me This It's feedback

Okay, so I think that I don't know what the feedback was from but what we're waiting for you max So don't wait for him because he's back there And if we just keep waiting then soon the show is gonna be over. Okay, so let's let's let's do this Just do it. Just do your toast

For creating this this this landscape for us all to play in I I consider you a An artist you use use your world as your canvas and And I love the art that you paint

Yeah, you did paint some paintings around here, too very colorful And and so like we have a birthday candle here, and I want to just blow it out So make a wish make a wish A couple of your candle out with that

I Oh Alright so in the meantime While they blow out

Beautiful I say a Maxwell candle go for it go for blowing it out Yes And that goes the hair and there okay, so in the meantime Let's have one more toast

One more toast from how about juxtapose. Yeah, you want to give it up bro? Yeah, okay? That's right max is gone No All right, well, well, I mean happy birthday watch you have an altar of some

Up there, that's cool But oh, I've been I've been on this ride for about five years. I think now and this ride I've been with y'all for about five years now And it has been up and down we've had some battles we've had

Some great times great sea battles here come back So I know at the end of the day you're basically family You're you know you're there you're always there, and I know you are and that's fantastic and our battles are battles Whatever and so it's been amazing, and it's it's great, and I hope it keeps going

for at least another I got nowhere to be But happy birthday Thank you

Whoa, and you're still working on blowing out that candle. I see She is totally working on it I think some of our mics aren't working folks I don't think so either Yeah

That that mic is working though. That's for sure How about this one there we go Now we got hello, I think it's on Now have you two work together before

Are now or is this playing You are You are having fun I Would like to say something fabulous about Isaiah. I've never done an IR feed boy girl scene

Just another way that his Maxwell is like my Maximilian. Oh Yeah, we like Cut All right, so we're running into overtime. I think we might have another toast in the in the room

Oh, yeah, we'll wait over time. We are in overtime I'm pointing at you. Yeah, yeah, did you want to do it? Yeah Okay, yeah, okay, let's give you my seat and I'll pour something down your throat Sit down right here

But you're growing it out there look who's back the prodigal son here the microphones on the floor Absolutely Toast Toast then you get your communion will you lick first lick first

Okay, and then the salt And now the toast Yeah, this is communion the nobo style the noboville communion Is that my corking

Okay, yeah So we have a very important thing it's called bits coin so like Everybody who wants to give money to dr. Suzy like a great way to do that is to you take a thing like a coin base One of these accounts will connect to your bank account

Then you can transfer some money to Bitcoin and then you can give that Bitcoin to dr. Suzy And it's a wonderful thing to do because you don't have the banks involved You don't have the situation where you have a third part that it says hey You wanted to donate to dr. Suzy and we don't want you to is this a toast to captain max

Oh, yeah, this is for captain just asking You know, I mean I'm all four people that you know donating and I'm sure max is too And I want to thank you guys and thank captain max and captain max a very inspiring person and You know he's taken he took a lot of lumps early on

You know getting us to this point in cultural evolution where we don't have to go to jail to talk about sex Amen and a women Max took his lumps so we could show our lovely lady lumps exactly When the mafia saw the magazines that I was making they said

This ain't no monogamy. What is this? that like gray polaroid pictures Yeah, big blown up out of focus

The reality of our world Now we find that out Some people are big some people are small some people are short some people are black some people agree The Martians coming all kinds of shit's happening

But we're all in a fucking rock going 70,000 miles a minute We have the answers. We don't have answers But we can do some good stuff together to try and find an answer To stop a lot of violence

Police police are not in our control. These are our servants They need to be under our control you have to change a lot of things You do what you can But we're winning

Okay, come on over here I just want to say real quick. I grew up on this show Where's my drink no, I'm doing the toast. Oh, it's my drink You want a drink and now you want the drink, okay?

Where's mine, well, I thought it was for me. Oh, okay, well then you have to look shit on my face Right, that's because it's mine But Oh

Okay, this is real that's why it's for me Okay, this is your baby bottle Terrible what do you want to drink honey? I don't want to drink anything. Oh Over time we have to say goodbye. Yeah, we're going to

I just Have to take a drink There's always a place for a little dick in your life But then

There's max and I just want to say I'm so grateful to have you in my life To have you as the love of my life She kisses me all day Like all of a sudden that's the whole my whole side is kissed 30 times in 20 seconds

Yeah Because I you I I just love you. That's why I mean I guess Fell in love with you when I met you Which was

So many years ago. Yeah 1984 the Jor-Jor well, yeah, I remember that well. Yeah I fell in love with you That

night When I was married you were married so couldn't do anything. I just became your friend that's right and I Would talk to you

And we still talk But no, we kind of held off on sex The two of us being sex maniacs. We actually didn't have sex for six years

Right, right. We were friends. We really got to know each other wouldn't I was rubbing up against the rug. Yeah And then cutting to the chase, you know One night he leaves his wife. He shows up at my doorstep. My boyfriend was acting like an asshole and we

join forces Right, and I started sailing on his ship or maybe you started sailing on mine Yeah, actually

But I guess my ship became a real ship with you as the captain. That's for sure. I don't know. I had some kind of life And Yet it really became a ship sailing The high seas with you as my captain and I'm just so grateful for that. I have no idea

I I don't know what I would do. I I wouldn't be here and I am here And I am so grateful that you brought me here captain Are you gonna get me out of this place And thank you for bringing so many people so many people to their revolution

Helping so many people to find a ship to sail and to sail it and to and to enjoy it and To not let the storms Sink their ship Until their time

You said it you said it all and so I toast you for saying it all for all the people all your children who are here Some of them and some of them are gone and some of them are all around the world from LA to Saudi Arabia You have so many children who have gotten so much from you and have gotten so much Energy yeah, I got in trouble

Got in trouble. That's right. You're a bad boy captain max and I love you so much toast to you Cheers Santé bonheur Many boners

Happy birthday Yeah All right, okay, so now we already sang happy birthday Do we want to do that again? How about my least now? It's time. Yeah, where's mine?

Me no one just say something to dr. Susie max and all their another and is another another toast. Did you want to make a toast? Testimony testimony protesting Okay

Oh, okay Who's talking? No, he's not talking. No, I'm gonna let her What what does that mean three minutes, okay, hurry do it 30 seconds max. Yeah, I love the space that you provide for

Leroy taking me Yeah Yeah We feel like we can be whoever we want to be and not just not be judge

Thank You Susie for Making this place Wonderful to be here. It's easy to make it a heaven when I got an angel like Can I can I close with a song one with a song a song to you a song

Say goodnight to Susie max and all their friends B. Oh and oh B. Oh v. I

L. L. E An oboe bill Forever way you wave your banners Yeah, that's the mickey song and that's his name is mickey

Alright, so I think that we're running out of time. I can't even have everybody say goodbye. Hey, thanks So I want to thank everyone for joining us in this tribute to captain max who is now just Yeah, yeah, absolutely have some fun. It's your birthday. We're ready to go. We're also celebrating the one-year anniversary of Max's book the bonobo way. It tells you how to have a life like max, right?

Okay, put it away then. Yeah, forget that. It's your birthday. Yeah Do you want to say one more thing? Yes, okay You have a mic right on you Okay, I thought you wanted to say one more thing so you know

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