Labia Day

Full transcript of Labia Day on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web, and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, laborers and leaders, the 99% and yes you, the one, all you children of sex, we are all children with a capital. Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzy Speakeasy and the soul of West LA, and this Brothers and Sisters is Bonoboville, the year of the Bonobo, winding up the Bonobo summer of love. Brothers and sisters, yes indeed, that's what we're doing. It's, if you're

listening or watching us live, and we are a live show, broadcasting live, the most unscripted show on the airwaves. Yes, Comedia, erotica is what we're all about. And yet we, you know, we archive, we have our tapes, in fact we have archives playing all over our sites and YouTube, sex calls, new archives, and yay, we are live

right now and if you are tuned in live, it is Labor Day weekend, you know, I don't know, I don't know what to make of Labor Day really. I mean, I have a little history here. It's kind of a bittersweet holiday, you know, I feel, because it is the end of the Bonobo summer of love. It's summer's end, you know, but sometimes when things are

about to end, you really want to rock out. You know, you really want to have a climax. So a lot of people get very climactic at Labor Day. It's like last chance to have summer love. But really, what is Labor Day? Oh yeah, you have to stop wearing white, if you're in high society. Remember the seersucker, that is Chelsea

Demoiselle, who knows a lot about labor. That's right. And the whole labor theme for Labor Day, if you're American, I don't know, I don't know about you, but it's never struck me as very authentic, like an authentic celebration of the people, the real workers, the 99 percent. It's more like a paltry gift from the

1 percent, you know, this one day where we don't have to work, but we're supposed to, you know, watch these boring parades and listen to these boring speeches. It's not like the old days, the good old Roman Empire where you had, you know, parties for six months or so. Exactly. Or May Day.

May Day is a very kind of time-honored celebration of international workers. In fact, now it is International Workers Day in many countries, in 80 countries around the world. And interestingly, although May 1st is certainly an ancient pagan holiday where you dance around the Maypole.

Where's our Maypole? There it is. It's Bill Hinton. Very presidential, right? So you dance around the Maypole, which is obviously quite phallic. But this is a gift. This was one of our anniversary gifts for our 23rd anniversary. Who gave us that? Marugan the Mystic? Marugan, right. It matches your Brazil.

Kiki Dare. Right. That's why I'm fingering it. Rather awkwardly, because I don't usually use it. But it's fine. You know, it's got that sting in it. Anyway, Labor Day. Yeah, International Workers Day. May 1st makes sense. Beginning of spring, dance around the Big Dick Maypole.

It's a holiday that comes up from the people. But no, we couldn't do that here in America, could we? No. We had to make a totally different day. Like, September, the first Monday of September. It was Grover Cleveland who did this. And actually it was promoted by the Central Labor Union and the Knights of

America. After the Haymarket Massacre in Chicago on May 4th, 1886, they declared May 1st to be International Workers Day in Paris. But in the U.S., where it happened, President Grover Cleveland feared that commemorating Labor Day on May 1st was just, you know, too socialist. You know? So he decided he would

make it whatever it is. The first Monday of September, a time for barbecues and parades and speeches. And, you know, I guess, wild sex if you don't want to go to barbecues, parades, and speeches, right? But capitalism, ironically, of course, does not take a holiday.

No, no, no. Not on Labor Day. And herein lies some of the obvious hypocrisy of Labor Day as well as my stockings are totally disorganized. I'm noticing because we're doing selfie shots. So, okay. So anyway, Labor Day is the day where you have all those sales, right? I mean, it's the biggest sale day

besides the day before Christmas or Black Friday or one of those. It's up there. So, oddly, all those laborers that work in stores, that work in retail, which is a hell of a lot of people, they all have to work on Labor Day and usually they have to work longer hours. So I don't know. Doesn't feel like it's

really a Labor Day holiday. But, you know, it is a holiday, so it's a good excuse to just party. And we are here in our Party Central, Bonoboville. And I'm flanked by my laborers. Two of my top laborers. Thank you. Here we are. This is Chelsea Demoiselle. Are we here for Labia Day celebration?

And, of course, that's a good way to put it. Maybe that would be better. Labia Day. Labia Day celebration. I mean, I do appreciate your work. You guys are both therapists with the Institute. This is Biz Bonobo and Chelsea Bonobo, their sisters. And

Biz is also the producer of the show. And Chelsea is the set decorator and tweeter along with Delray. Shout out Delray. Radio Susie won. And so, you know, it's Labor Day. I think we're going to celebrate your labors. And I'll help that. In more ways than one. Are labia?

Well, I don't want you to go into labor. That's a whole other definition. That's the past. That's the past. We're on Periscope, so happy Periscope to everyone. Oh, and here we are on the Periscope. Should I smack it? Give us a little high Periscope. What's up Periscope?

What's up Periscope? What's up Periscope? Labia Day. We could celebrate Milfs. Because they went into labor? Sure. At one time. That's true. That's true. We are celebrating Milfs.

Anybody can be a Milf over 21, I guess, so we're definitely a Milf. We have a guest coming, right? She is here. And this is David Reigns. She's getting ready. So you know what? While we're getting ready, we're going to celebrate your labors as well as your passions.

And we are going to do an early addition tonight. The second addition of the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Program. Oh, nice. So, you know, we started it last week with actually with Dayton Reigns, who's coming in.

And with our other guest, Leilani Lee, as well as Helene, our artist friend. Drawing a day, Helene. And tonight we're going to continue. So, look surprised. No, you are surprised. You are a little surprised. You know a little bit about this Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Program.

But, you know, you didn't know that you were going to be... No, I'm covered in chills. I have goosebumps. That's amazing to even be considered for something so great. Getting lots of hearts. We'll give this lots of hearts on Periscope.

Thanks everybody. So, look who's here. Come here. Come sit over here.

This is Dayton Reigns, brothers and sisters. She looks absolutely fantastic. Oh, yes. Oh, and here's my symbol of Labor Day.

We can do it. We can. Lots of hearts on the Periscope. Lots of hearts.

Hey, somebody get Dana a microphone. But you should keep your microphone because you're going to have to talk about your passions. I have one. Oh, you do? Okay.

I'm going to cut mine between my legs. Very, very good. You could do that. But don't take these things out yet because we're in the middle of a ceremony.

Because you're a little bit late. I know. And so, turn around. Not too bad, though.

Get a little spanked. There we go. A little baby flogging. And yes, very, very nice.

Beautiful. All right. So, ladies, maybe you should come into the bed, I think. I think you should come into the bed.

Yay. I love ladies. We're continuing the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Program. And you were a recipient of an award last week.

Oh, wow. We have art. We have everything. Okay.

So, please. Okay. So, who's periscoping and who's talking about their passions? Chelsea will get started.

I have a passion. I love these pussy pillows that you have. And I put them up today on the cock pillow. So, it's a transgender decoration, I believe.

Is that qualified? I don't know if it's transgender. Gender, you could say it's just the combination of the genitalia. Can we show in a periscope?

Because that's my passion right now. It's my decoration. Yes, no, I understand. This is a very passionate thing to be a set decorator.

And the pussy pillows are very beautiful. And they're made by wondrous vulva puppets. They are wondrous vulva puppets. And we have like three of them, I think.

And, you know, we have other phallic symbols, bananas, dildos. Snake. Dildo, snake, there's some bonobos. Oh, where's your real snake?

All right. So, that's your passion? My real snake is shedding. Oh, I want to touch it.

I know, I know, I know. I love the feeling of a snake in my skin. Well, we're going to get to that when we actually have her. Don't tease my audience, please.

I'm sorry, but it really feels good to me. It doesn't matter. You have to just think of other things that feel good that we have. You feel good.

That's it. Chelsea feels good. All right. So now you're good.

Elizabeth feels good. David makes me feel good. Oh, it's on me. Okay, passions, or we're not going to do the bonobo way,

female empowerment outreach program. Namastang, I'm sorry. I'm not going to do it unless I hear your passions. I'm sorry.

Namastang, I apologize. Well, we do have a garden on the balcony. It's a very nice Italian. No, seriously.

Chelsea, you're a very passionate woman. Yes. What are your passions? Music, the bonoboville gardens, your breasts are...

No, really, she's so beautiful last week. It's awesome. All right. All right.

Well, I think the... It's a good thing we're not awarding these awards for speech giving here. Oh, I see. No, no, it's okay.

It's okay. I didn't expect that. No, I know. It's just...

That's sweet. You didn't expect it, and we know you didn't expect it. So that's cool. That's great.

You didn't expect it either, right? Can you give me a hint? Well, like... My passion is...

My passion is the bonobo way. Right. My passion is sharing this way of using sex to diffuse violent tension and perhaps make peace on earth.

Certainly, it helps us make peace in our own lives. Certainly, it helps us have better sex. And this is the bonobo way that I wish to share. Right.

So... I think that I share that with you. I just bring in the greens and some of the dietary stuff into that picture. Well, exactly.

You're Miss Green, aren't you? I'm passionate about that. Chelsea Rah. And that's why I love the...

You know, the balcony. We have the gardens there and the herbs growing. And Del Rey's always making salads. And I think, you know, we always have olive oil and garlic on hand.

We have healthy, you know, pretty much whole foods in that kitchen here in Bonoboville. All right. Chelsea Rah. That's amazing.

There's that passion. I knew she had a passion. I made something fabulous. What'd you make?

A mojito salad. All of organic... A drunken mojito salad? I don't...am I allowed to say that?

Well... There's a little bit of cardy in it. Yeah, of course. But it's all organic mint.

It's a bar we're all adults. Organic mint. Did you bring some? I brought enough for everybody.

Oh, wow. I made a huge, big tray. All right. We're gonna eat it.

By hand. It's just a moment, not yet. With white peaches. Not yet.

Not yet. That is awesome. Elizabeth, Miss Biz Bonobo, tell us your passion. I love Elizabeth.

Me too. That's your passion. One more. Well, that's a good way to start it.

I love women and I feel a lot of compassion for them. And something that I find commonly in working in this position and in previous positions is I work with a lot of women who come from a trauma past. It seems to be a really great background for someone to really overcome and become powerful

if they have the tools to grow. So my main passion and focus right now would be to go to a post-grad certificate program in school in order to learn how to do grief counseling and trauma intervention. And also it's a little bit more after the fact where it's something I want to work with

women either at risk or who've suffered traumas to help them empower themselves after the fact. Awesome. That's beautiful. That's what I call female empowerment.

Thank you. Because we're all fucking traumatized. We all go through grief and trauma and learning how to overcome it seems to be the way to become most powerful. And repression.

Yes, absolutely. Overcoming and parcel. Learning how to harness that energy and I especially want to work with women. So that and then another cause of mine would be human trafficking.

Working with at-risk women to prevent their trauma. So I really would start with certification and helping out other women. To serve a hug. All right.

Let's have a group hug. We all deserve a hug. For our labors and our passions. Labor is not always like a bad thing.

A lot of times it's a passionate thing. Let's do another hug for the selfie. Group hug for our labors. And a kick up.

And a kick up. And they might accidentally show some panties. Okay. So now we can do it.

We can do it. We can do it. And let's see. I just want to always read the statement of our backer, philanthropist who continues the

Bonobo Way female empowerment outreach program that we started on the full moon. He's a reader of the Bonobo Way and he's a guy. But he wants to invest in female empowerment which is an aspect of the Bonobo Way since female empowerment is vital to Bonobo peace through pleasure.

And so he says, I am seeking to be useful in the world. I hope to encourage responsible behavior regarding the future of humankind. Currently I think that one way to do this is to empower women. The bottom line is as I see it, that having survived millennia of male domination of our

species, it's women's turn to take over, oh I said to take over. He said to take on, take on the world. I think he meant to take on the responsibility. I said take over the world.

Where's my whip? Fem empowerment movement. I'll take the lashing. Absolutely.

Take that world. Female empowerment. For me anyway. All right.

So have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. Look dignified now.

Okay. Here we go. And the envelopes please. Can we have a drum roll of some sort?

Dr. Suzie is the best. Huge surprise. Now you think this show is sexy. Wait till you see what's coming out of the box.

Oh it's just my size. You knew my color. Oh that is very sexy. Yay.

Isn't that sexy? Thank you so much. I'm so pleased to be part of this. It's an honor.

Powered in this way. Thank you very much. Well it's really, really my pleasure because of course giving is always a pleasure. The power to give pleasure is the greatest power we have.

And I know these are very pleasurable when you rub them against, you know, anything. Your body parts. Absolutely. Thank you.

Volva. Maybe it's time to start the Bonobo Way green juice program. Well maybe. You know the thing about this program is that we have a certain amount that we are giving away to females.

I mean basically females. I guess women. Humans, right? Not Bonobos.

But we do support the Bonobos. And we also have a certain amount of money that is supposed to go to whatever all the women want it to go to. So, you know. Will the women collectively get to do that?

Well we all kind of, you know, kind of get together and have a say into how it goes. I mean there's a little bit weighted for the Bonobos actually because of the nature of the boss of the whole thing. Which is me. But no, I mean.

We teach us the Bonobo Way. I think that's really integral in working with you and around you and at Bonoboville. And being part of it is you teach us the Bonobo Way and we apply it in our daily lives. And certainly your cause there that you're so excited about helping to empower traumatized women

is very much a part of the Bonobo Way. Because as opposed to the common chimps females who just kind of let every female be for themselves and often allow the males to rape and batter and kill them. The Bonobo females don't put up with that.

They have their sisters backs even though they're not really sisters. And they defend them against the males against anybody. And you know it's very much because they do something called hoka-hoka. You know hoka-hoka.

The primatologists call it genito-genital rubbing. But it's kind of like, well I mean you can do it all different ways. Scissoring? Yeah you know it's like scissoring.

It's like just rubbing pussies together. They have these gigantic pussies that are as big as her ass really. So I mean that's the thing. And they're more in the front right?

They're not exactly like us okay. My idea is not completely to become Bonobos. You know they're a little too hairy. I like the smooth skin myself.

But yeah and their genitals are gigantic. Although something you know. I have seen their, it's almost similar to a baboon but not as colorful. Right right.

They're beautiful to each other. They are. And it's very sort of arousing to watch Bonobos have sex. I watch them.

Doesn't make me want to have sex with a Bonobo. But maybe with my prime mate. They taught you a few tricks. A few tricks.

Alright. Alright so let's have some applause for our recipients of the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Project Grants. I guess these are the beginning of grants you know.

You never know. Everyone looks so sexy. Everyone does. Okay so let's now talk about that.

You put your money somewhere right. Cause you almost lost yours last week. Oh I know. You just spent it at the battered women's shelter or on lingerie?

Not on lingerie. I actually spent it at Sprouts bringing out that fabulous salad for everyone. Oh wow.

Okay. Mojito salad. Well and I could feed it. I could share it with actual Bonobos without the alcohol.

It's fresh mint. I want some. Please bring some. Everyone should have some.

I hope you all love it. We'll bring some. Maybe we should do kind of a Bonoboville communion. I also brought a special female drink.

A special female. Oh we'll do Bonoboville communion. It's all for the ladies. It's called Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy. I like Pink Pussy. And it is labia day. Exactly.

Right. I actually bartended for a bit. You know I've had an interesting one. No I'm writing it down.

This is something I have to. Pink Pussy. And is this a? It's two different types of liquor.

Liquor. Liquor. With liquor liquor. Okay.

With soda water. Low calorie. Whoa whoa whoa. So it's a skinny.

It's a skinny Pink Pussy. Mine's kind of meaty but if yours is skinny that's fine. It's all pink. We enjoyed your meaty Pussy.

So sweet of you. So thoughtful. So I brought enough for everybody. So did he.

And festive. I love Bill. Oh do I get to smoke it? Oh my gosh I did something special for you.

I'm completely bald. Oh oh down there. Me too. What a coincidence.

Well last time I had hair so I thought I should. Oh. It was a surprise. You know I like you.

Surprise. Just the way you are. And I brought something to wear for you as a gift for your outfit. I know you're a hat.

You brought what was that? A gift to wear for my outfit? Yes. Okay.

But we'll do that one ever. Well we're now ready for you. I had to do the. Oh I'm sorry because I'm a little bit late.

I apologize to everyone. Anyone watching. I really am. I love everybody.

But I just don't ever. I don't manage time properly. I'll be honest. You know it wasn't bad.

That's one of my worst personality traits is my time management skills are terrible. I actually have to set an alarm for how long it takes me to put on my makeup or things. And I will be honest about that. And it is embarrassing.

But I think that happens to a lot of women because you want to look gorgeous. And you do. Especially when you're on TV. So I have time management problems.

But that's one of my worst personality traits. That and caring for people that don't care about me. So I will share that with everybody. Thank you for sharing.

Gotta stop that part for sure. Well we all do that. I think so. We all care about people that don't care.

I love you Dr. Zuzzi. But you know what. Sometimes it feels good to care. We should have a fork with this.

We can't just. Yeah. It's not a drink. This is the salad.

And you're not that late. And actually the fact that you're a little bit late means I get to spank you. You do get to spank me. And I also brought.

Or we will get into that later. Oh we got some art. That is. Maybe we should not get into that now.

Well I think we should have a bite of this first. Oh okay. A bite. Now how do we do this?

Well we don't eat it with our fingers because our. Outfits. Our outfits. Finger foods.

Oh. That's coming. Where is that sexy max? But I was thinking we could put this like on body parts or something.

Yes. When I'm naked. Right. Okay.

So never worn this dress. I've had this dress for three years and I saved it for you. You know this is a gorgeous dress. I pulled the tag off in the.

When I was parking. Do you know what I would love for you to do. Is take a bite of your mojito. Yeah.

There you go. And now put it down. Put it over there. Okay.

And now I think we have. I don't know if this is striptease music. I was looking for some music but. Thank you.

It's kind of striptease music. Thank you. You should. Yes.

Okay. It's perfect. Oh perfect. Yeah.

Toothpicks. Yeah. Absolutely. I know some people that.

And raspberries. And blackberries are my favorites. And then white peaches. And they are kind of drunken.

Very nice. Lime. But fresh mint. Oh yes.

You are quite the cook. Glue berries. You're. And white peaches.

You're like a dream wife. Gorgeous. Thank you. Hot.

A little bit. I am a little bit laid. But you always have food. And I bake.

Also very spiritual. Very spiritual. Nature connected. I love it.

I love to last week. I brought you all kind of things. I have a whole bag. A bag.

I have a whole bag of things. Just for you. Me and my bags. Show me a couple things.

Okay. Well I didn't know. What. Tonight was going to be like.

So I brought one for myself. But I also brought. Just give it a hold the mic for you. Sure.

So you can speak. Alright. I know you enjoyed. The incense.

Oh more incense. Okay. I know. But the church was beautiful.

These are the ones that are made, these are for soothing and surrounding with warm and peaceful environment, body, and relaxation, a brand new, unobstructed package.

I'm going to relax now, I love you. The best. Some new packaging. That one, and then I also brought

a different kind of Nag Champa. I only practice with Nag Champa. This is for every zodiac sign. Oh.

So anyone can use it. It's also the same type of thing. It helps reduce the negative and increase the positive aspects.

Are these our sponsors now? No, these are just for me. Oh, they're beautiful. I don't sponsor them.

I use them on my day-to-day practices, but they're for you. But you might become sponsors. You're a great saleswoman for these things, yeah.

Oh, well, thank you. I'm not selling anything, just myself. What are all the feathers? Well, I had the feathers.

Oh, let's see. Oh. And that's why I said it matches your outfit. And see, and then I was kind of selfish,

but because I'm not giving this on up, I brought one that matched my outfit. Oh, wow. Oh, so pretty.

Oh, fun. Whoa, because I have my headset on. Wait, I have to take the headset off. And so this is going to take some time, so talk amongst yourselves.

OK, so see, that's fancy. How did I know that that would be perfect for you? And that's a gift for you to keep, but don't squish the feathers. Oh, no.

Can I help you? There you go. Very good, it's beautiful. And it doesn't match perfectly.

That's for you. I know you love hats, but this is even sexy. It's like, you could have like a little, it is kind of like a hat, and it's pretty and fun.

Thank you. Very pretty. OK, so I'm going to keep this mask on while I watch you perform. Show off the dress.

Oh, OK. Yeah, anything you like. I would like that. I would like to watch you show off that beautiful dress

and those very slick, nice, high-heeled sandals. Yes, look at this hot, sparkly dress. This is definitely a Labor Day dress, you know, kind of end of summer. You just don't want the summer to end.

Find a place to wear it. And then I figured I know where. Yes, definitely. You can always wear it here.

And you can always take it off. But I think if you touch the material, so sleek, sleek, sleek, sleek. And matching little panties.

It's made out panties that match. Wow. Nice. Is that for later?

I don't know. Maybe a day, a holiday. So you could, well, I didn't shave, right? It's labor day.

So I think we should see your labor day. Oh, OK. Shave so beautifully. I mean, this is really for. That's cool, it is.

Please feel it so soft. Not labor day, labor day. Love it. It's beautifully soft.

Beautifully. Oh, and look at these luscious labia. Oh, and they. I do have a little bit more of a meteor.

Uh-huh. It's beautiful. It's very pink. What do you mean, but? Well, I'm just saying because the outside

is just kind of like a little bit meteor and tanner, because my skin but the inside is very pink. Yes, absolutely.

Yes, butterfly. All right. It's beautiful butterfly. You know what?

But I don't like this label. Oh, that's. Sorry about that. Now, turn around, turn around.

That's it. Happy labor day, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Happy, happy labor day.

Yeah. And here's the labor puppet. Awesome. Now, this is a reason to celebrate a holiday.

Absolutely. Happy labor day. Happy labor day. Thank you, Wonders Volva puppets

for providing our labor day. Favors. Well, one of them anyway. She's inspiring me.

I'm also smooth tonight. Oh, yes. Well, you can show your labia. Here, wear the feather mask.

It'll make you feel even more sexy. Does it make you feel more sexy to wear a mask? I think it's fun. Yes, it's fun.

But you are so sexy all the time. I don't know that you need a mask. Sometimes, though, during oral, I love to have my face covered.

Oh, that being maybe a gas mask, a pillow over it. Is this for protection or for mystique? Mystique.

It makes me feel really sexy. I see. We should stand. Look at that.

Beside me. Stand. All right. And there we go.

So pussy day. We have twins. The twinsies, yeah. There we go.

Oh, my gosh. Wow. We do it. Yeah.

Flash. Labia day, brothers and sisters. I have a little tuft of hair. Talk amongst yourselves.

We are posing for maybe a day. I think we're speechless. I think those lips do all the talking. Yeah.

Oh. We've changed the name of Labia Day. Yes, we did. It's a better reason to celebrate.

Labia Day. Oh, nice. I like this. Thank you.

Labia Day. Yeah. I like a little hair. I just took it all off because last time I was here,

I had a bush. So I thought instead of showing bush, I would be bald. So labia for labia day. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. I think I do have to take this mask off, though. It's starting to rub me a little bit the wrong way. I mean, it's cool.

But wearing it with the headset and everything, it's beautiful, actually. That's for you. That's my gift for you.

Wow. If you're feeling fun or just want to make sure. Oh, the art. Can I hear about that?

Yes. What is that? Let's examine the art now. OK.

My very dear friend of mine painted these. Two come as a set. This is a woman. These two are a set.

I brought them for the art gallery. Speaking of labia, did you realize it? I didn't even know. Labia day.

I knew in my sixth sense. We have labia. So those were a very good friend of mine. Those microphones back there.

Jason Karen. Jason Karen. Karen. And I have all of the information.

He's a little shy. He actually would love to come. But he sent me with these. I love to come.

I love to come. There's a pen if you want it. Yeah. Should we make him come?

Jason, are you listening? He sent those. And then he also sent this for the gallery. Wow.

For our gallery? Yes. Are you serious? Yes.

And this is going to hang in our gallery. He's not ready to be on the show yet. He's a little bit shy. Well, we don't need him.

We have his art. No, I'm just kidding. We'd love to have him. He would like to come.

And he's already created an outfit. Whoa. Look at this. We have a little Arloquino type.

I thought. Is my mic working? Yeah. I hear you loud and clear.

I thought that that. Well, I don't know. I love art. I have a photo that he painted for me.

It's my cousin. Look, I'm just going to be out there. It's my cousin. And he's a phenomenal artist.

He's performed in several movies with Mickey Rourke, Christopher Rockin, sent a lot. But his art is amazing. Yes, indeed.

He sculpts. He does nudes. And I thought, what could I bring to? If you put this on, you'll hear yourself.

But you might ruin your bouffant. Oh, do I have a bouffant? No. No, you could just.

I tried to use rollers. It's like a hair band. I tried to use sponge rollers. No, no, it looks great.

You look like the wild woman from the Red Wurst. Oh, I read you so much better. Yes. See, now you can modulate your voice to sexy levels.

OK, so Jason has painted one for me, because I love a man with tan skin. That's my kryptonite. A man with tan skin.

There are a few men with tan skins out there. I know. I'm not going to. But this one is Pinocchio.

This one. His nose is growing longer. I don't know if it's Pinocchio. What I got from that was a man who was possibly

lying about his past. That's why he's covering his balls and his anus. And his nose is growing like Pinocchio. Right, and he has a dunce hat on.

Right, well. And look how skinny he is. So he possibly. I don't know.

I just thought it would be something. Well, you know, it's definitely interesting, whereas these two are hot. Definitely.

I didn't know. I just these are a set. They're all great. They're all great.

Yeah, I mean, in a way, this one maybe belongs in the middle. I don't know. We'll hang them. But they're they're just very, very nicely done.

So let's hear it for Dayton's cousin. Jason, Karen. All right. All right.

So thank you for letting me share over to the side. But we'll have them. We'll display them at the end again. Thank you.

I'm glad you like them. Oh, oh, yeah. Really, really nice. Right, Max.

Yes, what do you think? They're wonderful, darling. I still look fine in the gallery. I just thought it would be something beautiful.

They are. They're very nice. Well, you saw correctly. All right.

So you didn't actually do a full strip tease? I know, because I want you guys all to try my pink pussy. Oh, right. OK, so where's that?

Unless we have to do, unless we're doing the bonobo. Communion. Communion. We are.

OK. Can we do it with pink pussy? We can. OK.

Just now, instead of salt, can we use sugar? Why? The salt is good. OK, salt's fine.

I love her. See? Great. OK.

Whatever works. Right. I'm easygoing. It's a sensual experience.

I mean, we could have some diabetics among us, and I don't want to start canvassing about that. No, we don't want anyone to get hurt. Salt is much more.

No one can beat. We don't want to hurt anyone. So where's the pink pussy? I mean, I know it's here, but I mean,

is there another one? It should be coming. Hopefully. Pink pussy.

Pink pussy should come. You look just full of excitement. Where's it coming from? It's from Derrard Nose with R10.

I mean, time out. Oh, from the bar. Have these drunken raspberries and blackberries. And it's a marinade.

It's so good. And you can put it in champagne. You live on this stuff. Oh, champagne.

Because you don't need anything else, obviously. Yes, champagne. Oh, yes, champagne. They need a little champagne.

I'm getting a little champagne. I mean, not that there is Bacardi in there. There's a lot in the fruit. OK, Chelsea is chomping away, and she's actually

supposed to be kind of sober. Oh, I apologize. Not now. I'm sorry.

She's celebrating the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Program and Labia Day. It's a set. Look, everything's pink.

Absolutely. I didn't know that it would be such an appropriate celebration. All right, so who doesn't love a white peach? So we're getting our pink lady.

And this is courtesy of Dayton Reigns, brothers and sisters, who I haven't even really introduced tonight. She is a former Vivid contract star and has been in every other important porn and erotica

label you can imagine. Playboy, Vivid, Digital Playground? Oh, no, they didn't pick me. I wasn't mainstream enough for them.

Oh, you're wild. I had no mainstream capability in their opinion. I think you have a lot of capabilities. I do.

And I don't have anything against them. I think they're great. But you know what, none of those things are important to me. I did all those things, and it's great.

But my real, you were talking about passion earlier. I was. May I touch on that? Oh, yes.

I don't want to thank you. No, I mean, you gave me some passions last Saturday. You did talk about your passions, and you showed us some passions,

but you are certainly encouraged to show and tell more passion. My biggest thing in life is, yes, I have dental listings. Have I flown on a private jet? Yeah.

Have I eaten at the best restaurants? Yeah. I like to help others. And that's why I like the Bonobo way.

Because it's so me, who I am as a human being, and just I can't disengage with. Oh, thank you, thank you. All those things were great and wonderful,

and I've flown and done all kinds of things. But nothing as feels as good as helping a person less fortunate than yourself. For me, I just like to do it.

I like to help people. Yeah. I can get taken advantage of that way, and that's OK. It doesn't matter.

When you're helping, you're helping for the joy of helping. And that's why I like it. It makes me feel really good. Good.

And it probably makes them feel good, too. Right. Now, bonobos are almost people. They're not quite people.

Is that OK? I think they're only, what, 2% different DNA difference? It's like 2%. Slightly different species.

I just want to hug one. Oh, yeah. I don't want to hold a baby. Well, you should go with us on a field trip to the zoo.

I would love. And as well to Lola and Bonobo, we're going to go there. I would love, yeah. There's a new baby in San Diego.

Yeah, in San Diego, they got a new baby just rolling around. I just want to kiss it. Where is this pink lady, though? Pink pussy.

Oh, OK. It's being made? Being made, yes. Yeah, it just came.

I could have made it a little bit faster. It just came. It's gone. Came?

But it does contain alcohol. Uh-oh. OK. Well, the mint is very good in the fruit.

Oh, thank you. That also contains alcohol. It does a little bit. It hasn't drunk overnight.

Maybe it evaporated. I mean, is it getting you very intoxicated? I don't see. Very much so.

No, I'm kidding. I can lick labias. You can. Well, aren't you talented?

Smokes cigars. I can lick labias. I can make drunken fruit. Can you suck a banana?

Oh, let's see. Let's see your talent here. OK, hold on. Can I get a sip of water?

Yeah, water. Can I wet my whistle? Yeah, yeah. Here's some water right there.

It's actually first water, but. Are you sure? It's just hot water. I'm just kidding.

OK. I will put my microphone deeper than. Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, you're going to really, OK. You're going to really deep throat this banana, OK. For those of you who have a fetish for banana deep throating, you should watch it now.

Dayton Reigns. Deep throating. A bonobo banana. Whoa.

Whoa. Pretty good. Impressive. And she kept it whole.

Wow. And look at that saliva. Look at you just suck that. Watch out, boys.

She's dangerous. She can suck it, but. She's also got the power to just take you. Right into her.

Upper labia. I mean lips. The whole thing. All right.

That's a happy banana. I'm a little embarrassed, but. Embarrassed. Oh, whoa.

Embarrassed to have such talent. OK, I agree, Flex. You look beautiful doing it. Which is not something everyone can say.

Can we have some applause for. Yay. Dayton Reigns. Sucking banana.

Like a bonobo. But they would just chomp it down. I did kind of bite it. Yeah.

It was so good. It was. Yes. I couldn't control myself.

It goes with your fruit cocktail, you know. I love bananas. All right. Well, and we have the pink lady now.

Or the pink pussy. Yes, we do. Oh, is it pink lady? That's pink pussy.

Pink pussy. Pink labia. Pink labia. All right.

So now it's time for bonoboville communion. And yeah, we usually use shot glasses. But this is supposed to be a shot. Oh, this is kinky.

Yes, I brought kinky. Kinky. What is it? It's called kinky liqueur.

Nice. Yes. So that's made with. So this is really made for us.

Yes. And also I'll tell you the other secret ingredient. Yes. Something called loopy.

Is that right? From kinky to loopy. It's loopy kinky and soda water. Wow.

So it's supposed to be a shot. You need to be a little loopy to get kinky. I think is what they're saying. Oh, this is loopy.

It's supposed to be a little. Oh, look at loopy. Loopy has fruit loops all over it. That's what it tastes like.

Wow. Loopy and kinky. Okay. And salt, please.

All right. Well, since you are our. I'll be the alter. You'll be the alter first.

Okay. I like to be the alter. I know you're so sweet that way. You really, really are.

Okay. And this is a, what is this? No. Pink pussy in a shot.

The way it's supposed to be. Pink pussy in a bikini shot glass. Gotta eat booty like groceries. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Thanks. We're having groceries here. Maybe we're going to be eating booty like groceries. Wow.

And there's the alter. And there's the alter. Can we hear it for the double D? Hey women.

Double D. Beautiful. Whoa. She's dripping.

All right. And a little salt. Let me get the salt here. Yes.

Squeeze it for me. Present the alter for me. Yummy. That tasted even better than it sounded.

Very nice kinky. Kinky liquor. Beautiful. Beautiful.

It's a girly drink. Or for a very kinky guy. For fruity and loopy. You'll make for another one.

Dr. Suzy? No. I'm good. I'm good.

But now you're going to have one. Right. But she's not going to have alcohol. She's a sober nipple sucker.

Chelsea DeMoselle. She's a sober nipple sucker. And there she goes. Cheers.

All right. Beauty. Doing the dance. The booby dance.

The booby dance. Look at that. Bush and ballet. Hypnotic boobies.

By the lovely Dayton Reds. We have a dancing alter this week. I have so much fun with you guys every time. It's amazing.

But you're the fun. You're the life of the party actually. I don't feel that way. I feel like I just enjoy being here.

It's so much fun. I just, it's like, I haven't felt this comfortable since I lived at home 20 years ago. Wow. At home.

You do this at home? Sure, I guess. Why not? I haven't felt this comfortable since I lived at home with my family.

Oh, nice. Well, you are at home with your family. Fellow bonobos. Your bonobo family.

Yeah. It's the way it works. Different kind of family. Nobody under 18 in this family.

That's right. All right. So now... She did get sugar.

Oh, you got sugar. If she'd like sugar, she may have sugar. Okay. All right.

Are you ready to take yours? Okay. Yeah. Well, you get, I mean, just anyone you want, really.

I mean, certainly myself, but someone has to take the sugar. Do you have the sugar there? We have the sugar. Yes, darling.

Oh, yes, kneel before me and let me envelop you in my legs. Oh, you are just such a luscious, lovely, delightful date. Okay. Now that was just to get it wet.

Now you have to put salt on it. Oh, are you going to do salt or sugar? Salt. Because that's the correct way.

That is the correct way. That is the bonoboville communion way. We use different forms of liquor, but always salt because it kind of tastes a little like the human body.

We're a little salty. You are just lovely and so nice. The way you even wipe your lipstick off. Very, very nice.

So I don't have to take it to the cleaners. All right. And cheers. Cheers.

Love. I'll turn a little bit. Definitely. There she is.

The lovely, delightful date and rings. It's getting muddy hot in the studio. The delicious date and rings I might add because she definitely tastes so delicious. And we still haven't liquored up Miss Biz here.

Oh, not just yet. Not just yet. And we do have to take a little break, I think. I'll get my liquor ready.

You're going to get yours ready? Do we have to take a break now? Does she have time? Does she have time?

Yeah? Okay. Nobody's telling me anything. We'll save ourselves for after commercial break.

Okay. We have five minutes. Oh, you can do it. Oh, I can do a lot of damage in five minutes.

Yes. Capable of that. Well, that means I just have to do quick lick, right? Well, five minutes isn't so quick.

I can do a lot of licking in five minutes. I think I can get a few things accomplished. All right. So, thank you and happy labia day everyone.

And thank you for the lovely fruits of your labor. Yes. You're welcome. All right.

Well, since Dayton is presenting herself so in such a beautiful way, I've got to do it. She is. She is totally presenting. Elizabeth is also presenting on her knees.

Present a little bit more here. Right like that. Let me pull my hair up. Oh.

You want me to pull your hair? Oh. Let me pull your hair. Fuck me.

Think me. Pull my hair. Don't sue me too short. God.

And you are perky, perky, perky. Oh, pretty. Just like little fruits. The fruits of our labors.

Labor day. Should always be so delicious. You are supposed to party and eat fruit, right? Mm-hmm.

Tutti frutti. Nipple dessert. Delicious and delightful. All right.

Thank you. And we are. You're welcome. Thank you.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Mm. So, I think we are.

I just want to give everyone a massage. Yeah, you are massaging our libidos right now. Thank you. You are definitely doing that.

You're such a giving and delicious date and brains. So, we're going to take a break, but we're going to be right back, so don't come yet and don't go away. Hi.

I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra

of positions, including face-to-face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen

killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy

within you, that you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life, and cope with the pain, you know, the pain, and have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex?

Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way.

You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered,

so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important, eco-sexual movement of our times.

And improve your love life. Here's where we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now.

Put one leg right here. Put the other right here. And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here.

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We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrating masturbation month. Yes! Hallelujah!

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Come on! A sister that comforts us. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think that was a wonderful thing.

Hi, Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift-off.

We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it. Stop.

Okay. Come on. We, we, we, we, we. Okay, we're gonna come.

We're gonna come. Testify, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it off.

I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

Come on. I feel like I could at least leave the husband. We're the husband's family. You got the simian.

You don't need the husband. Oh my God. Don't let her fall over. Whoa.

Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Bonoboville. Bonobo.

By lots of fucking. Soon I'll be a Bonobo too. And you can become more Bonobo too. In fact, I see a beautiful Bonobo girl right over there.

Yes, her name is Dayton Reigns. We love you. Oh, now we're now nursing on Dayton. Oh yeah.

There you go. So, this stuff is great. You're sitting on my whip, my flogger. And this is the Fruit Loops drink.

You can taste, if you taste just a sip right out of the bottle, you'll know what I'm talking about. A little sip. You have to open it for me then.

Okay. I'll do whatever you ask. Thank you. I have to sip out of the bottle to be a good host.

May I ask Kelsey to hold my beverage? Well, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. But just a sip. Okay.

You don't have to like guzzle it. I'll hold your microphone while you open it. Okay. Do you want me to pour a little taste in the cap like I do for my little jazzy?

No, I'm supposed to be out of the bottle. Okay. Oh, I can't just pour it in your mouth. Very fruit loopy.

What's it taste like? Loopy. Like Fruit Loop cereal without the milk. Yeah.

Wow. You know, the best part of the Fruit Loop is right there. That's why I did share this with you. I had to bring this here because who doesn't love Fruit Loops without the milk?

I know. Who needs the milk? You know, you're a kid. We will see the Fruit Loops.

Is that like the cereal? Is that what we're talking about? Fruit Loops? Fruit Loops is syrup.

Would you like to taste them? No, no, no, no. I'm just asking. Oh, well, you're missing out.

So this is our Labor Day lunchbox, of course, with Rosie the Riveter pictured here. Oh, she is inside the Labor Day lunchbox. This is a cut cigar. Is that for me?

Yes. That's a cigar. I am so excited. And for me.

And for me. Don't forget me. It's for you, Mr. Clinton. I've always liked you.

I'm sorry that they got in your personal business. That wasn't a big deal. Okay. I'm not too fond of your wife, but I do adore you.

And you can kiss my nipple. You would have really liked it. You can have a little proceeding, Mr. Clinton. And I won't tell.

Can I get in between? Yes. Get in my titties. And here's the cigar.

Let me move my hair. Let me move the microphone so that you can now position Bill. Now I'm going to go. Bill is in heaven now.

Okay. Now, Mr. Clinton, would you like me to light your cigar for you? Hmm. How about I smoke your cigar with my pussy?

Oh, I like it. Would you like that, Mr. Clinton? Would you like that? Could you do that for me?

Monica did that, but it was so many years ago, and Hillary doesn't let me do that anymore. Do you think Monica does the party trick? I don't think Monica can give you justice, Bill.

I can do so much better. Oh. I have kegel muscles that you don't even know about. Would you like to be an intern?

I think I could be. And don't worry. I won't save the dress. We'll burn it or buy a new one.

My kind of intern. Okay. All right. I need a gentleman or a lady to make it, to start it.

To start it. I'm not that strong. To smoke it. Just to like get it lit.

Right. Got it. And then Mr. Clinton. Or actually, do we have a Mr. Clinton?

I'll do that. We have, Biz is going to like puff on your Stogey girl. Are you going to prep it? I just need it lit, and then I can do the rest.

Okay. She needs it lit. I don't have a lighter. I don't have a lighter.

I don't have a lighter. I don't have a lighter. I'm a bad boy. I don't have a lighter.

Okay. Who has a lighter here? I think I have one. Maybe I should take my dress.

The show is highly organized. Take your dress off. Mr. Clinton. I'm going to put you in between my ass cheeks while I take my dress off.

Oh, yes. Yes. Put me between your ass cheeks. Whew.

Yes. This is a true Labor Day show. Oh, yes. Bill Clinton being a representative of Labor.

Yeah. There is. Don't worry, Mr. Clinton. I have a shoot for you.

A true Democrat right there. She has a shoot for you. Don't worry. You're buckled in.

Okay. So now who's going to be smoking this cigar? I told you not to. I will get it started.

Mr. Clinton is buckled in with ass cheeks. Let me get him in the satchel. You're taking off balls right now? These...

Ooh. Seat belts. He's got a G string as a seat belt and ass cheeks as those bags. I'm putting him here.

Billy? You are lucky man. I'm putting you there, Mr. Clinton. See when you become president of the United States.

There you go. I told you not to worry. Oh, Bill is so happy there. Right there.

He's just... He's like on a ride in Disneyland or something. There he goes. He's like, oh, wow.

He loves this kind of bondage. If you are simply listening on the cloud, then you should know that Bill Clinton in dildonic form is now entrapped into a G string contraption harness

and between Dayton Reigns delicious ass cheeks. Should I take him on a ride? Yes. The cigar is being lit.

The cigar is being lit. I'm lighting your cigar. Yeah, take him on a ride. Twerk it.

Just select this. Twerk it. Yeah. Yeah, there we go.

Oh, he is moving to the rhythm of your butthole. Here, now we're going to go on Mr. Toad's wild ride. Okay. Don't worry, you're strapped in.

You're strapped in. He's just jiggling. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Everybody's coming forward to see this amazing thing.

You know, everyone likes to look at the president after all whenever he comes to town. And certainly when he's strapped into a G string between butt cheeks, such beautiful butt cheeks,

it's even more compelling. Mmm. So yummy. Oh, my goodness.

He's on his little wild ride there. Oh, wow. That's clever. There you go.

I see the cigar. Okay. The cigar is smoking. And she's licking the head.

There you go. And sucking. Thank you, Mr. Toad. Very well.

Get that suck there. Get a shot of... Whoops. He lost.

No, you're all right. He fell. Billy fell out of his panties. Oh.

That's right. All right. Well, let's hear it for the president. And...

Hey, Billy Quinn. He's coming up from bottom. Okay. And now...

So now off goes the panties. Good evening, kids. Tonight we're going to have a history lesson. Dana Reigns is doing the Labia Day celebrations

at Bonoboville. Oh, a little accent there with that. Verotique got lucky. He got fresh, wet panties.

Okay. So lean back. This is... What is this?

Oh, and the bald labia for Labia Day. Well, summer, little Harry. Mine's nice and bald. Okay.

And here goes the cigar. Do you want to... Should I hold up your leg here? Oh.

So you're... You're not messing it. You're not messing it. Oh, there's...

But get the mask. It's going to fall right there. Okay. Maybe.

Okay. It's there. Okay. So here we have the legs spread.

The labia are on display. Where's the president, though? Let me get... He's lying on the floor there looking...

Where did he go? Very, very degenerated. He fell down the mirror. He passed out.

He can't be part of this. He's going to at least be here watching. He might come forward a little. Oh, yeah.

She's smoking. This is Dayton Reigns smoking Clint's cigar. Look at that cherry. Look at the moist cigar coming out of his mouth.

And now we're really seeing it light up. We saw a ciggy last week, but this time it's a cigar. Oh, yeah. Whoa.

She's smoking it now. Now her kegel muscles are really inhaling and exhaling. Let me sit up a little bit. Okay.

Yeah. Do you need a pillow? Mask is going to fall down. Okay.

Pillow right back there. There we go. Not happy birthday, Mr. President. Here's your cigar, Mr. President.

Right. Oh, I want to smoke that cigar when it's out of there. I want to taste it. It's better than a Cuban.

Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah.

Oops, I asked you. That's fine. Mr. Clinton, you want to taste this side? Oh, the delicious taste of labia.

Oh, and we have the other labia and the other cigar and the pussy pillow. Yes. This is a very Democratic show. Are you ready, Mr. Clinton?

This is for you. For you. Oh, smoke that cigar. Miss labia day 2015, that it would be Dayton Reigns.

Yes. And she does have a very wet succulent and very, very flexible pussy. Wow. She's poking it in and out.

Yeah. Very good. She's moving those muscles. You know, the last person I saw do that before you was Mikaton

on our Weimar Love Show. Yeah. I don't even know who Mikaton is. But thank you, Mikaton.

Fabulous. I would love to know you. porn star. Yeah, absolutely.

So let's give a hand to Dana Reigns and her awesome cigar smoking. Could I smoke that please? Wow. Clinton wants to lick the bit too.

The presidential cigar. Cigar. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mmm. Tastes good. Now we can sell that on eBay. That buzzes you when you use the cigar.

Yes, it buzzes you. I think it's a big buzzy. Yeah, it gets you a little intoxicated, a little high. Because, you know, it's like your lower mouth.

Correct. And you're not really a cigar smoker. No, I'm a cigarette smoker. But look, Elizabeth will smoke it.

She doesn't mind. Ooh. And Elizabeth's wearing a sexy mask. Yeah.

Oh, and it goes with her necklace. Oh, yeah. She's making it look good, actually. Now I want some.

Mmm. Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't usually smoke cigars, but don't inhale.

No, I know. You're not supposed to anyway. Remember? I did smoke where I wanted, but I did not inhale.

I did not inhale. I inhaled my vagina. It does taste pussy-like. Yes, it does.

Mmm. You know, when I'm inhaling, you guys should talk about something. I don't think that you should be inhaling that. No, I'm not really inhaling.

Oh, I'm getting buzzed, actually. See, I just inhaled about 50 hits with my vagina. Yes, you did. And that can get a person a little loopy.

Well, and we have the fruit. Maybe that's why you're not loopy. That is. Okay, would anyone else like to have a smoke here?

I think some people like to smoke things that come out of my vagina. All right. Kevin is taking a nice solid hit off of your dildonic cigarillo. Yeah.

That would be a dildo for starters, actually. Wow, the photography section is really into this. Yeah, the Prescope is awesome. Anyone in the audience can try, too.

They'd like. Oh, yeah. If you feel like you want to. Barotique is sucking on that labia-soaked cigar in honor of labia day.

Yes. Labia day. I'm really into this because it feels authentic as opposed to labor day, which should be on May 1st, really.

I think that the first Monday of September from now on should be labia day. Right. I think every, well, I think labor day should be every day because everyone does labor every day.

Well, yeah, but you're not supposed to labor on labor day. Oh. Except if it's labor of love. Well, that's why they're born.

Right. I love the Shabbat. Yeah. Sorry.

I told you that cigar got me a little loopy. Sorry. Yes, it did. I apologize.

Between the loopy drinks and the kinky liqueur and the cigars between the labia, we are getting kinky and fun. I'm getting the second-hand cigar smoke, too. Yeah.

So I'm a little dizzy, too. It doesn't make you dizzy. Okay. And then I'm banana down my throat.

I've had a lot. Okay. So who wants a Sybian ride? Oh.

I smoke. I'm afraid of the Sybian. You're afraid of the Sybian. I'll be honest.

I'm more of like a lover. It's just too intense for me. I like that. You're more of a giver.

Yeah. Oh, I love to suck a cock. You love to suck a cock. And eat pussy.

And pussy. That's two of my favorite things because I enjoy giving people pleasure. Oh. And it turns me on to do it if I know they're truly enjoying it.

If it's fake, eh, no thanks. Eh, not as good. But I, it's one of my favorite things. Eating pussy and sucking cock.

I love both of those. I also love just pleasure, like massage. Play with your hair. Like do things like that.

Feed people. You are such a giving person. I like to feed people fruit and other yummy things because it's all senses. And you are such a gorgeous being.

Look at you. I'm not. I'm sorry. My posture is bad.

Thank you. Well, these things must drag you down because they're so heavy. Thank you for noticing. I do.

I do. I want to show off this beauty here even though you are, you know, very tempting with your offers of eating pussy. And I don't know.

I guess there's some cock sucking out there. Well, you know what, in honor of labia day, maybe I should let you give my labia a little lick. You should.

I should, huh? I gave yours a little lick last week. I think you'll like it. If you don't be honest, tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Oh, I will. It's kind of like French kissing. And we also have some new guests, too. Oh, we do.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, wow. Maybe they're willing.

Well, just a little note. We are having one labia lick here. I have a pen on my butt. Oh, my God.

Mr. Queen. You don't have to sign the agreement on my hand. I'll even, yes. It's a contract.

It's a mixture of Bill Clinton and Christian Gray. An intern contract. Yes, my lovely. Just a little lick here.

I can't relax. It's my show. I won't go crazy. Right.

But it is labia day, so I figure you can go at my labia a bit. Yes. Oh, she's luscious. Oh, yes.

Oh, I've never had such a sweet labor day celebration. Yes, indeed. This is the way to celebrate our country's labor. I mean, labia.

I mean, labia day. Happy labia day, brothers and sisters. Happy labia day. Thank you.

You are luscious. Wow. Oh, my God. I want to have some more applause.

Whoa. For the amazing hot, it didn't spill. Whoa. Dayton Reigns.

We are getting a little loopy because, you know, we've got loopy fruit loopy drink and kinky liqueur and cigar head. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

So who do we have here? Oh, our green man. Hello, Mr. Ikkor. Hi, come on a microphone.

Oh, but don't sit on my mask. Let's get the mask. Hello there, Dr. Susan Hawaii. Hello there, Ikkor.

We are doing great. We're having the best labor day celebration I've ever had because we changed it from labor day to labia day. Oh, labia day.

That was the sexy display earlier that we just saw. Yes. Yes. And she has some beautiful labia.

Did you see her cigar smoking or did you walk in it? I walked in afterwards. I did hit it before. I'll do it one more.

You hit the cigar. I'll do it again. You'll do it again for Ikkor. I'm Dayton.

Okay. This is Jake. Ikkor. Pleasure to me.

I'll do it just for you, Ikkor. Okay, but shouldn't you take off a few of these garments? Yeah, what's up with that? I can make that sweater for you.

Come on. You don't need your bedazzled sweater. I'm just kidding. There we go.

It's a little warm. It's a little warm. You're too handsome. You don't need all that.

Yeah. Come on now. And it's hot. You don't need a sweatshirt.

Look at your body. A beautiful skin. This part's got to come off. Yeah, take your shirt off.

Oh my God. There's so many layers. Yeah, that fabulous soft skin. Mm-hmm.

Look at that guy coming up out of there. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. Don't.

I am in a new BDSM show. He's in a show. So he's now in a show, too. You're in a show now?

All right. Nice body. Yeah, yeah. You can pinch mine.

That's okay. So you're going to sit down here and do your cigar thing. I will do it. Well, I'll do it.

If you'd like, I'll face it toward you. I'll sit it here. I'll, however you, if you like it, you got to get it started. Whatever Dr. Suzy says.

Do we have a lit one? How short is it though? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have another one.

Oh, we do. But we have to cut it. Yeah, we have a brand new. This is nice.

New one. I feel like really at home right now. You know, she said the same thing. She felt at home.

I felt at home. Right. Well, this is everyone's home away from home. Dr. Susan is the only one that can get me with my shirt off.

Is that right? What? Come on. Really?

You're a liar. On screen. She's doing this guy. Why?

It's something about the Bonoboville atmosphere. It's Bonobos. You're going Bonobos, baby. Oh, I'm glad you did take that off.

We could do that. Do we want to use the other one? We could do the pussy pipe. The pussy pipe.

Oh, well, you know what? That's a little more appropriate because he's Mr. Green. Oh, would you like to smoke weed out of my vagina? First time for everything.

I mean, I've done it so many different ways. We'll do the pussy pipe and then I might have a different kind of cigarette if it's allowed instead of a cigar. I would allow you.

Okay. Let me get prepared while you talk to Mr. Green. Oh. One moment, please.

Mr. Green. I don't see it. This is Ikkor. All right.

So is this your first time meeting? Yes, it is. Special guest? Yes, it is.

It's a lot of sexiness going on around here tonight. There is a lot of sexiness. And actually, I see Aliyah out there. Speaking of sexiness, come on up here.

Hang out up here. Aliyah. Has anyone seen the pussy pipe? Casual garb.

Not wearing a corset, but just kind of cash. But nice little striped stockings. Hello. I love it.

Hi. I like that. And thank you. She even dressed me.

We dressed up together too. Oh, yes. This is your corset? Or you gave her that?

Very nice. It looks good on you too, Chelsea. Thank you. It does.

Where's your microphone? You don't have a microphone. It's my gift to you, Chelsea. A gift?

Yes. Chelsea's making out tonight. She's giving a gift. She's making out.

There you go. Yes. All right, so in honor of that, maybe you should take Bonoboville communion from Chelsea's boobs.

Of course. All right. I'll hold this. Is this what you're going to take the Bonoboville

communion with? You can just... I mean, or that? Or what am I taking?

Well, you're going to, first of all, unveil her boobs. And Houston, we have nipple rings. Houston, we have nipple rings. Nipple rings.

Yes. I didn't know this. You didn't know that? I know.

It's about time you understood Chelsea's anatomy. She's got nipple rings. She's a metal nipple. Okay, here we go.

So I'll hold this. Yeah, here. Put this somewhere. Does this drink actually need some?

It needs some. I'm going to... Here we go. Bonoboville communion between Aaliyah Corsets and

Chelsea Demoiselle. Does it look nice? Yeah. It's very nice.

This is the altar of boobs, right? That's why we call it communion. Nice boobs, too, Chelsea. Yeah.

Nice boobs. And down the hatch. Very good. All right.

And here comes our guest star sporting a cigarette. Yeah. We don't usually allow all the smoking and the speakeasy. What is this?

Oh, this is a joint. So sit in between us. Are you going to smoke this through your labia for labia day? Okay.

Okay, good. I'm going to smoke for Mr. Green and he's going to take a hit out of my vagina. What do you think?

Yes. Just in honor of Mr. Green. Oh, Mr. Green, are you honored or what? Are you honored?

Very honored. Yes. You don't need your bracelet. We'll give it back.

It's okay. You could just leave it. This will get too short. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're going to direct you to just get...

I don't know. Happy labia day. Oh, she's going to smoke this. Happy labia day.

In her pussy. She's smoking a joint now in her pussy. This is a very talented set of labia. I need you down here, Mr. Green, and you're just going

to put your lips near my vagina. When she says get down here. And when I say inhale, inhale. That's right.

Direct his head. Oh, he inhales directly from the labia. She's going to get some more smoke in there. Oh, it's out.

Oh, we need a lighter. All right. Okay. I will do the honors.

Mr. Green's like, come on. You're going to be a really good patient. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

This is going to be a good one. This is the labia day celebration in Bonoboville. Ready? Yeah.

Take it. Okay. But turn your head a little bit so they can... Inhale.

Okay. Oh, did you inhale or no? We're going for the smoke. This is incredible.

Okay. Oh, now there's some smoke. Yes. That was some smoke.

A little bit. There we go. Vapors. Yeah.

And now we get some good pussy soap joint here. Oh, and now he's just blowing it right through the labia for labia day. Beautiful labia. Beautiful.

Nice. Ready? That's on Twitter. You know that.

Ready? It's on Twitter. Well, it's on... We are broadcasting.

Being tweeted. It's gorgeous. We are broadcasting live on Dr.Suzi.TV, and you can also see this in Bonoboville. That was pretty amazing.

I am so intoxicated from that. But just from the second hand smoke. I already had a buzz from that cigar, Mr. Clinton. He never inhaled.

I just inhaled with my pussy, Mr. Clinton. Oh, yes. He inhaled like it blew out. Yeah.

Okay, so tell us what happened there. I never inhaled. I just blew out. That was a great experience.

Actually, it's my first time for that. So it's always the first time for everything. Right. And it's definitely on Bonoboville.

I've done that. It was a great experience for me. You only live once, and I'm living, baby. Living life.

All right. Let's hear it for Ikkor's virgin... Ah! Latia Smoke.

Shout out to LA Talk Live in the building. LA Talk Live. It's in the building. Oh, wow.

Where is LA Talk Live? We all are. Okay. Isn't Amberlynn with them?

Amberlynn does her show through them. Yeah. LA Talk Live? Is that what it is?

There are so many stations right now. Right now, we are in a state of humanity where everyone can have a radio show. Everyone. Everyone.

Anyone that wants to can, and half the people in the world are. So it's fantastic. I think anyone can have anything they want if they put their mind to it and they're good people.

Exactly. Then they deserve what they get. But in the old days, you know, you could only have a radio show if you were on a radio station.

Oh, yes. You had to get on a radio station. I had to like, you know, kill some people to get on a radio station. I was like.

Dr. Suzy, you were on like jungle things though. You were on all kinds of fabulous things. I was on fabulous things. And I'm still on fabulous things.

You're still fabulous now. That's what I mean. But noboville, baby. But noboville, baby.

But noboville, baby. And with fabulous you, you guys just make me more and more fabulous. What can I say? I'm feeling real good.

You're a token male tonight. Token male. Token black male. And that too.

Yeah, everything. All right. Well, he got his hair a shortness, tints, tints. Yeah.

No, we're looking good, but I think are we ready to wind it up? Yep. Yep. All right.

Brothers and sisters, we're going to wind it up. So it's been quite a, quite enough. I mean, I started out like kind of ambivalent about labor day, but then grasped labia day, you know,

literally and figuratively. And yes, it's a beautiful day. Coming forward from the stage. And also just so happy to honor our labor here in

Bonoboville because we do labor. It's a labor of love, I think, but also, you know, for the basics of, you know, life. And so let's just say good night, everybody.

So starting with our producer, Biz Bonobo recipient of the Bonobo way, female empowerment outreach program award tonight. Absolutely.

Thank you so much. So nice to have that opportunity. Yay. All right.

You are the biz. You are the biz. She is the biz. She is the producer.

And if you want to be on the show out there, that's who you're calling. Call me for a few reasons. Follow her on Twitter.

Yeah. Oh, and she's also a therapist. Yeah. Call me for therapy.

Call me. Call me. Call me. Call me.

Call me. Call me. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And our other recipient of the Bonobo way, female empowerment outreach program grant,

Chelsea Demoiselle. Yay. Chelsea Madobo, honor too and when they put it to good use towards the raw Chelsea cause that's right Chelsea raw the raw Chelsea cause yeah all right and Aliyah good to see you

beautiful hair thank you I appreciate it I used to hate it and now I love it embrace it just twirl around in the pantyhose for a minute here look at this this is quite a different outfit for you she didn't sit on my face

there was an offer yeah well you know it's maybe a day so the after party is about to begin it is the after party yeah yeah for sure okay and I core thank you for joining us thank you for having me on here it's always a pleasure to be here just to watch from the you know Zer from the booth out there as well as being in

front of the camera it's a beautiful thing and you are a beautiful thing my darling no you are thank you very much but I haven't seen you for a while everybody does everybody agree that dr. Susan has it going on oh yeah I want to say I want to hear and her pussy tastes fabulous you guys anybody

pretty good maybe a day of her labia it was good and you have luscious lips both these lips all four and so yes Dayton Reigns our star tonight can we have some applause thank you so much thank you for having me I appreciate it it's always so fun to be here with you and I just enjoy everything about it and you're on

Twitter yeah in an obscure address xxx Dayton I are I was crediting this other Dayton Reigns last week you know that oh I know it's the other people that own the other Dayton Reigns oh god but what we're really excited about is that you're posting a lot in Bonoboville yes yeah everybody should be doing some I

donated some things for the gallery oh yes yes and let's bring them forth for the the picture we're gonna do in a minute so we should bring out but they're really cool I hope you all enjoy them and everyone's just wonderful thank you my cousin did do them yes Jason Kari is a gar routine everything really amazing thank

you I don't do that for anybody though I'm I've done it once prior to last Saturday and then I felt comfortable with Dr. Suzy so I did it again for her show and then I'm comfortable so I will always do that here but you'll only be able to because the only other network I didn't know the only other network I did it for

was Playboy TV and I don't think that they exist anymore we're gonna see some Playboy radio people next week yeah Holly and Michael shout out to Holly and Michael the swing time show on Playboy and you know but you can only see that with Dr. Suzy won't see that anywhere else unless I'm on her show that's hers

now well wow that's your thing oh my goodness when I come no one can have it it's very easy it actually fits very much with a speakeasy I was gonna say you you know she could get a job in a Filipino bar or something but actually it's it's perfect for the speakeasy so we're gonna do that in a minute but we're look at these

beautiful paintings yeah it's her cousin my cousin Jason Karen Jason Karen all right so I think we're gonna wind up the no-bos and we're gonna have an after-party soon but in the meantime I want you to have a happy Labor Day and you know if you're like me and you're kind of ambivalent about

Labor Day because it really should be May Day and you know the whole thing with people working in stores all through Labor Day and working overtime I mean it's just ridiculous it doesn't make sense so what does make sense is to celebrate Labor Day I think what you've just made more sense than anyone make

Grover Cleveland turn over in his grave really really and and Labor Day is where it's at so you know it's very bonobo bonobos have huge labia they do kind of like this and they have big balls the guys have gigantic balls their dicks are kind of long and shaped like carrots so I don't know I'm

like I said not everything is perfect but you know they they're they're really cute and we need to save them from extinct extinction and we need to release our inner bonobos for a better world so make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is your

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