Hot Wax Hanukkah & the Alabama Miracle

Full transcript of Hot Wax Hanukkah & the Alabama Miracle on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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ex-miss elves and Hanukkah hotties, and Kwanzaa kinksters and Bodieday babes, mm-hmm, femdoms and femcoms, all you children of sex.

And we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus. Allah.

Brahma Buddha. I don't know I Eloheinu, I don't know I Ahad. Or that great con artist preacher man. Or that great swindler rabbi in the sky.

We don't know. One thing we do know. We are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an amen? I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block's speakeasy cathedral of the church and temple of Bonoboville.

We're in the womb room, baby. Mm-hmm. Where we are celebrating the solstice, you know, winter is here

and we want to light up the darkness and heat up the cold. Mm, although it's pretty hot here in LA, so I don't know about that.

But, yeah, you know, I mean, we're celebrating different holidays. It was Bodhi Day last week, actually, but happy Bodhi Day.

That's the day the Buddha attained enlightenment. And it is the sixth night of Hanukkah with a capital X. That's right, brothers and sisters,

and we're working our way up to Christmas. Oh, yeah, baby. What I've got in my stockings for you. Uh-oh.

But tonight is the fifth night of Hanukkah. That's right. Happy Hanukkah. Chag Samaya Hanukkah. Captain Max, are you there?

Captain Max is. But, uh, okay. He's disappeared. No, I was on the toilet.

Oh, the toilet. Well, that is very nice. It's my bladder cancer. Oh, yes.

We talk about taboo things here on this show, such as pee. And, uh, yes, we are very blasphemous, but we also have a lot of heart

and actually Captain Max and I are both, I think you're wearing yours. I don't know. I'm wearing my Star of David that was made by prisoners

in LA's Twin Towers. That's right. From prison uniforms. Yes, they usually make crosses,

but they made me a Star of David, a regular viewer of the show, although I take no responsibility for the fact that he was.

For two packets of ramen. Two packets of soups. Yeah, that's pretty good, huh? That's pretty good, right?

You couldn't get a handmade, you know, religious icon like this for two packets of ramen on the outside. No, not at all.

But, you know, it's, uh, it just reminds me, uh, you know, of the police brutality and those things that, uh,

are very unbonobo that we struggle against here in Bonoboville. I mean, we don't struggle too hard, you know.

Obviously we're having a lot of fun laying around in bed and I have some amazing guests tonight. Uh, and we are going to celebrate Hanukkah. I'm going to introduce my guests first of all

and then I'm going to tell you the Hanukkah story and then I'm going to get their help in lighting the candles and then maybe we're going to do some hot wax

and, uh, yes, we are going to do some hot wax and, uh, and we're also going to have some, uh, comedy and, uh, and prayer.

Bonobo style. And Max. Yes. We have a little sex two minutes.

Oh, yeah, well, there's hot wax. Oh, hot wax. Okay. And also there's going to be, um,

Hanukkah Bonoboville communion with Manashevitz wine. Don't tell Mara that. Uh, right.

Mara might participate for the first time. So, uh, yeah, yeah. There's, there's going to, of course, of course it's all sex, you know.

But it's true. The story of Hanukkah is not very sexy. So I'm going to introduce my sexy guests first and then I'm going to try to encapsulate

the story of Hanukkah and get to that hot wax, baby. So, um, first of all, I want to introduce someone who hasn't been here

for a while, one of my favorite people, and she is both an artist, a performance artist, and a mistress, uh, a kinkster, and, uh, someone I've known for,

I don't know, over a couple of decades. You've known her longer than you've known me. No, that's not true. That's not true.

I've known her, her submissive, who was a great artist, uh, Bob Flanagan, longer than you. But then I met Sherry with you.

This is Sherry Rose. I know who she is. Came, well, I'm telling my audience. Okay.

Uh, not just you. I mean, although you are my most important audience, Captain Max. Oh, yes.

I love you. And it is a mitzvah, which means a good deed to have sex on, um, a holiday,

a Jewish holiday like this, right? Sherry Rose, say hi on your microphone. Is it on? Yes.

You are on, baby. It's wonderful to be here, Susan, especially to celebrate this wonderful holiday. Turn up her mic a little?

Yeah, turn up her mic. It seems a little soft for some reason. Soft? Is that the right word? Maybe not too hard.

Well, no. Maybe not too hard. We will raise up ye who are limp, and we will make wet ye who are dry.

If the spirit of sex is with us tonight, brothers and sisters, that is what we will do. And you have on one of my, uh,

talises, or talit in Hebrew. And it's very sacrilegious because of course these are supposed to be what the men wear, right?

Well, women wear talises now. They do. Oh, they do? Yes, they absolutely do.

Well, I'm glad to know that I'm not being sacrilegious. You're not being sacrilegious at all. Although I think the rest of my outfit makes it that way. Oh, I don't know.

I think it's pretty beautiful myself. Thank you. Yes, indeed. We're good.

Okay, and let me introduce her again. Phoenix Dawn, my assistant. Yay! Wearing a beautiful little lilac number.

Stand up. Show off the lilac number. This is gorgeous. This is quite something.

You can wear this to my Hanukkah party any day. You bet. Beautiful. Very, very sexy.

And we have Christine Dupre, who is also very, very sexy. Yep. Open it up, girl.

All she has to do is open it up. And that's it. But you should stand up also and show us your outfit.

I'll hold this for a sec. And look at this. Look at those boobs keep falling out. Yes, I know you don't really mean for them to fall out.

Do you, Christine? No, but they just keep popping out. Oh, pretty, bad. And she's in beautiful holiday.

Red lace and black. Yes, and I love to play and wrestle and frolic. Have fun. Okay.

And we have some playful ladies who are comedians. And so here is Lady Tuesday. Hey, everybody. And Caramel Grace.

Hey, what's going down? Yeah. And Lady Tuesday is also an author, I should say. Wrote a book about female comedy, comedians.

I should also say that Christine is an author too. She wrote a book called Hot Romantic. So, yeah. All kinds of ideas.

We got to keep the thrill alive. And actually, Sherry is kind of an author. Well, it's Bob Flanagan's writing. Bob Flanagan.

But we put it together. Yeah, yeah. Very sexy, by the way. A lot of sexy stuff in there.

A lot of sexy stuff if you like nailing your balls to a plank. Right? Ouch. Well, you know, I said fem doms and fem comms.

So, yeah. Okay. So here we are. We're all here.

I don't know. How many people here have celebrated Hanukkah before? I know, of course, Sherry has many times. I know you're a virgin to Hanukkah.

Oh, good. Have you ever had a Hanukkah? Never had a Hanukkah? Never had a Hanukkah?

I actually worked at a Jewish facility. Okay. So, yeah. A facility.

A facility? That sounds intriguing. I have a degree in psychology. I worked at a group home in Jerusalem.

Oh, okay. So a bunch of old people. No, it was kids. So all they could do was sing the Hebrew prayers, probably.

That's all they could think of. They can't remember where they put their glasses or their teeth, but they can remember the prayers. I'm a little bit like that.

And that's why you're going to be subjected to me singing the Hebrew prayers. And I'm so sorry. I want to apologize for that in advance.

But I am going to do that because, well, I grew up with them. And, you know, even though I don't really believe that any one particular God is any more God-like than any other God or Goddess, I do kind of like everybody, you know,

cherish certain childhood memories. And, yeah, it makes me kind of feel young again. That's why we always like to remember things from our childhood, whether it's through a prayer,

or through a sexual fantasy, baby. And that makes us feel really young, you know. Yeah, so, yeah, the Hanukkah story is really kind of horrible in a way.

I don't like it very much, but I'll tell it very quickly. And then we're going to light the candles, and you're all going to help me with this. It's kind of based on history, although it could be

big news, I don't know. But supposedly there was this Syrian king who was sort of put in place by the Greeks, sort of like Donald Trump put in place by the Russians.

And, you know, something like that. Yeah, tonight, by the way, Trump is Hitler. I don't know if you noticed this. He has a Hitler mustache.

His hair actually looks great today. Yeah. Well, it's rubber. I've never seen it look so wonderful.

Yeah, that's true. But his horns keep falling off, you know. And that's the thing. We've got to remember he is the devil,

and we cannot normalize this. Right? Can't normalize, so we don't normalize it. Get a good shot of this guy.

If you see him on the street, you know what to do. Stick my nails. Punch his balls. Right.

Yeah. And this is his tiny little dick, by the way. He might have some, you know, so, you know. And, yeah, so he's got the Hitler mustache on.

Sometimes he wears the KKK hat. But tonight, okay, the devil made him do it. Okay. So, yeah, so this story is about,

it happened around the time that the Greeks were kind of running things. And they put this Syrian king, Antiochus, in charge of Jerusalem and all the Jews.

And he says, hey, you know, you guys can worship your God, no problem. You just have to worship ours, too. And, you know, Zeus and, I don't know,

Aphrodite, all these fun gods. So, hey, if I was a Jew back then, I certainly would have been worshiping all the gods, along with the other assimilated Jews.

I would not have been one of the Maccabees. And the Maccabees, of course, are the heroes of this story. And they revolt because they only wanted to worship their one God, Adonai, you know, Yahweh, Jehovah, right?

You know the name. Okay, so they wanted to worship only that one and nobody else. And, eh, you know, I mean, that's kind of intolerant in a way.

I mean, I'm not like all for the corporate Greeks, although they weren't exactly corporate, but they were an empire. And yet, I certainly would not have been on the side

of the fundamentalist Maccabees, who you could say were a kind of taliban for their time. You're a nodding, right? They were definitely militant radicals.

They were. And they are the heroes of this story. So it's kind of a fucked up story. And yet, I have wonderful memories of Hanukkah because of,

well, basically because of the menorahs, because of the lights, because of the candles. And so we're going to light the candles, also the wine. But we'll light the candles first.

So do we have a light? There you go. All right, honey. Thank you.

Okay. So now, let's see. It's the fifth night of Hanukkah. So we're going to do the five, oops,

how come there aren't candles in there? We need to have candles in there. Yeah, we need to have one, two, three, four, five candles in there. So, ah, so we're going to have five candles in there.

That's good. We love to look at Phoenix Dawn Bendover anyway. Yeah. She's a good view from the front and from behind.

Very cute. Oh, yes. Okay. And we go.

Oh, don't put your pinks next to each other. Yeah. Let's have some integration. Right, right.

Yeah, put the colors on different now. Okay. There we go. We are lighting our little menorah.

And yeah, I mean the story of Hanukkah really just goes to show that one person's freedom fighter is another person's terrorist. Right? I mean, it's a little confusing in the Hanukkah story as well as in the Middle East now

and also it's very confusing in general. Okay, except right. Here we go. So we do know that this guy is the devil, especially for putting the American embassy in Jerusalem.

It doesn't do anything for Jewish people and it just makes everybody hate us even more. So you are bad for that. And that's for taking away our net neutrality or trying to anyway. Whoop his ass.

Okay. Get back. Trouble is he might like it too much. Well, I was just about to say to you.

Yeah, you know, he might really like to be beat up like that. Well, here's the thing. He beat up verbally. I'm going to put a gag in him.

And so hopefully he'll like it and stay that way because if he stays gagged then that's a good thing. Okay. So, so we're going to light the candles.

So you should certainly light a set. You want to light my Aladdin lamp candles. And who else wants to light some candles? Anybody?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So you're going to take this. This is called the shamis. Okay.

It's called the shamis, which means the slave. Oh, you got. Okay. Wait.

And there's five. I don't know. Why is that? We're going to get a black lady, the slave one.

Yeah. Well, no. That's how we're going to do this. That's right.

Except we give, I also have a slave. I got to say that. I know. I know.

But I'm a teacher. So I have to explain that this is the slave or the servant candle that lights the other candles, aka the shamis. All right.

Okay. Do you know the prayer? Yeah. Sort of.

Yeah. Okay. So we're going to do it. Okay.

I'm going to take the robe off because. Yes. It's getting hot in here. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give you this.

Yeah. Yeah. Women. Women.

I know. Some of these candles just take a while. The light. No.

They will. They will. They're just stubborn. Like me.

Sound like a man. I'll just live stubborn. Yeah. There we go.

There we go. I guess they're lit. Did you get all yours lit? Okay.

Boy, they look all drippy. Oh, yeah. They're very, they're very erect actually. Pretty erect.

So we take this one because it's the shamis. Yeah. It goes. That goes there.

It's elevated. How does the servant get an elevated thing? Well, sometimes it's elevated. How does that work?

Because servants get elevated because they are important. Okay. Absolutely. At least in this little celebration.

Yeah. So. Okay. So one thing we used to do when I was a kid and I used to love this is candle races.

So it's not a race to see who finishes first. It's a race to see who finishes last. So who do you think will finish last? Which of these candles?

Sherry. The specific candle or? Yes. The specific candle.

You're going to put your chocolate on one candle. This one right here. The pink one. The pink one.

The pink one. Okay. Very good. And you, Christine.

What candle do you want to pick? That you think is going to last the longest. Talking to your mic. I think the pink one.

Yeah. The shawmas. The tallest. The shawmas.

The farthest from the left. Yeah. The working one. Oh, is that the one that she picked?

Okay. Okay. So you are. Which one of you is picking it?

You are going to pick the red one here. Yep. Good choice. Okay.

Because of course it doesn't have a lot of flames around it. It's a total. Right. Okay.

So which one are you picking? I picked the white one at the end. The white one here? Yes.

Right. That was my shawmas. Or this one. This one.

The one that's leaning. The leaning tower of shawmas. Okay. Actually that's not the shawmas.

The shawmas is in the middle in that case. Okay. Which one do you want? I want that pink one right there.

That pink one. Okay. Since you're my assistant. You have to pick last.

Okay. What do you want? I want this red one right here. That red one.

Boy, that one's all drippy. But you know. That one's going to go fake. She wants to lose.

You want to lose. She wants to lose. Because it's smaller than all of us. Oh wait.

It's the last one to burn. It's the last one. Oh. Can I switch that?

I thought it was the first one. Okay. Okay. So she's learning.

She's a Hanukkah virgin. I'm still the loser. Okay. What happens to the loser?

She's already taking her money. Okay. So now, do you want to still be with the red one? Can I use that red one right there?

No. She picked that one. Oh shit. What about this one right here?

This one. This one. That one. Okay.

Okay. Put your money down on that one. That's a good one. That one's a little farther away from the other fires.

She's not about that life. What happens if we lose to them? Well, there's hot wax. There's spankings.

There's strip dreidel. Oh. Come on, candle. Come on, candle.

And if you win, there's chocolate. Oh yeah. Oh. And of course, we should light the cocks.

Oh yeah. Okay. So, you know, I don't really like the Hanukkah story too much, but one thing I do like about Hanukkah is that it's all about miracles.

That's right. It's all about the miracle of the light, the everlasting light, the light that was supposed to go out within a day, but that lasted eight days. And so it's probably just a totally made up story.

But I like miracles because they happen sometimes. They do. And basically they're not really unscientific. It's just something you don't expect, something that you don't know what is really going to

happen, and then this thing happens. So that's why we want to thank God, the goddess, all the Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu, pagan gods and goddesses. Maybe we like the pagans.

Word. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the miracle in Alabama.

Oh yeah. Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? A woman.

A woman. And I must say, we owe it a great degree. The miracle of Alabama is, of course, that Doug Jones won the election there for Senate, for the Senate seat, and Roy Moore lost.

Now you would think it's not a big deal that such a racist, sexist pig would lose. Pedophile as well. Well, honestly, he's in a febophile. I know I'm a sex therapist.

I get nit-picky about it. But you know, he's after 14-year-olds, which is not a good thing by any means. But technically in a febophile. By a 30-year-old, it's not a good thing.

No, no. And anyway, so yeah, he's not a good thing in many, many ways, Roy Moore. And gosh, we almost got him in the Senate. I mean, really, we owe it to black women.

Black women. Really? Really? Damn you.

Don't get him. And we from Alabama. Are you serious? Are you serious?

Oh my God. Wow. You're from Alabama. We make shit happy.

Wow. Well, thank you. You must have had some relative's vote, I guess. I made all their asses get out and vote.

Get that cracker out. I thought it was Obama. It was you. I mean, somebody made him get out and vote, you know.

I mean, because that same district, of course, went for Trump. I mean, that same state, excuse me, went for Trump. And it's just that I think people woke up. Some people woke up.

In Alabama, if we can wake him up in Alabama, we can wake him up anywhere. Come on now. And this was...

Take these fucking Nazis out. Take them out. That's right. Take this Nazi out.

I know these fucking Nazis. Take them out. Fuck out. Ouch.

Look at that penis though. Listen. Oh, wow. He's just a big dick with a little tiny penis.

So, you know, it was a referendum against Trump. I mean, it was certainly against Roy Moore and all the particulars. But Trump supported him. Steve Bannon went down there and speaking of fire,

he gives a fire and brimstone speech in Alabama. And it was scary. But they didn't do it. That's right.

Trump got taken to the woodshed and whooped. Yeah. Good. The woodshed.

That's right. So, you have relatives there. Absolutely. Everybody's there.

I left. I couldn't take it. Really? Yes, ma'am.

But now, you know... I still wouldn't go back. It's just because they did that it's still very bad to me. Yeah.

No, I understand. I understand. And they just did it by a hair. I mean, you know...

I'm actually wearing the hair that... Right. Rated hair. All right.

No, really. I mean, I mean... I'm embarrassed, but all the white people voted for that fuckhead. You know?

Most of them, like in the 90 percentiles. What you got to understand, it's some white people that's just terrible and then it's some cool ass white people.

Just like black. I don't like everybody that's black. You know, it's a misconception. I put it like this.

It's some niggas and then it's some black people. I don't like niggas. I love black people, though. You can say that.

Like, I like white people. I don't like crackers. Right. It's different.

So it's all... If you got a... If you had some misunderstanding, now you understand. It's good whites, then you got your crackers.

And it's niggas and then you got your blacks. Yes. Okay. Well, okay.

I'm glad you explained that to us. Okay, thank you. You have two black women on your show. Yes.

We black women. We not niggas. We black. Yes, I am.

Okay. Well, I... I cleared that up, yes. I knew a little bit about your melatonin, but I didn't know about your Alabama statehood.

Are you also from Alabama, Lady Tustin? Wow. You are. What part of Alabama?

I'm from Hale County. I'm from Hale County. Sorry to bill. Uh-huh.

Small town, about 1200 people. Thank you for my mic. Yes, about 1200. Okay.

And when I left, so it's about 1999. Okay. And I'm from Florence, Alabama. Uh-huh.

When did you leave? I left two years ago. Okay. So, yeah.

And you're both Canadians. Yes, ma'am. And you were going to do a little two-minute or... Oh, yeah.

A little comedy for us. A few minutes stand up. Yeah, you want to stand up? You ready to stand up?

Oh, no, I don't stand up when I do stand up. Okay, I'll sit down too. There's no sense in all that. No, people do a lot of cardio when they do a stand up,

and I don't believe in all that. It's about the funny. It's a few things I just, I don't understand because I had a kid when I was a teenager.

So that kind of threw my mentality off for a little while. I never understood why gay people, gay men, always have cats. I thought pussy and kitty cat was out of the equation. I mean, you know, and another thing that I have been struggling with,

I mean, keep in mind, I had a daughter in the 80s and I was just born in the 70s. That's precocious. But the cool thing about it was,

me and my daughter went to school together. She took a lot of my notes in school. She carried my book. She was in charge of my pom-poms.

I recall guys used to ask if they could carry my books, and I would tell them, no, my daughter got that. You could probably carry her. Her little legs could use a little break.

But I got tired of women calling men dogs. That's something I felt we always needed to stop was calling men dogs, and we needed to call them what they are. You know, they're strong, they're protective,

they're like lions, you know, the kings of the jungle. Because that's what they'll be doing, lying across your couch, playing a video game, you know. Lying about where he was last night,

and lying about having a job interview in the morning. True, true. And this guy's the best example of a lion. See, that's the thing.

See, I'm really not a fan of Donald Trump, because I'm not a fan of anybody who's a racist. I do have a problem with being a racist now. However, I am a racist, though,

because I do believe ugly people cause problems day to once, you know. No, and I'm going to tell you, if you ever, somewhere, and some shit happens,

look at the face of the person that caused the problem. That's going to tell you everything in itself right there. But I've been married for a few years now, and I've been trying to get a divorce,

but, you know, he's not going for it. He's one of those kind of men that he likes to create rules and tell you what to do and all this and that.

And, you know, I'm too outspoken for that, you know, to deal with rules and have some type of restriction. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm married to a slave driver,

like I'm married to a white man. A cracker, if you will. A cracker, you know. But, no, what I'm dealing with these days is

my husband is battling cancer, bladder cancer. So, Hanukkah, for me, I'm battling dementia with my mother-in-law. See, and that was one of my rules in life

that the next person that I date or that I marry, I'm going to ask them if their mother is alive, because that's a turn-off to me. I need to know, you know, I could care less

what you do for a living. I would like to know, is your mama dead? Because that's more important to me, you know, because I've dated mama's boys and men

who have a very strong connection with their mother to the point where I had a mother ask me if I was making her son come. Whoa.

Would you like to come and see? I'm not really sure how you address something like that. You know, but another thing that I would like to address is just, you know, sex.

I'm not having a lot of it, and I know that that has a lot to do with how I think now. Women are sexy. Sexy than I ever thought possible.

Remember, we were having a conversation about that. I started looking at women like, oh, okay. But that's because of, what's your boy's name? He was married to the Jenner.

Yeah, the Jenner brother. What's his name? Caitlin Jenner. That's the one.

That's why I can't wear lipstick no more. I'm afraid that my balls may drop. You know, he's doing ad campaigns for Mac makeup. I had the boycott them.

I can't wear Mac makeup. You know, I don't want to set a hairy boy. You know, he went all his life as a man and didn't get man of the year.

Talked about being a woman and got woman of the year. My ovaries felt a certain kind of way about that. Mine too, honey. I can't understand, you know.

Things have changed so much in the world. It's about you deciding if you want a penis or a vagina. Why not both? Together, yes.

I have a penis in my hand. And it's a lovely blue one. But see, guys would have a problem with blue balls. And with a burning head, I think.

Yeah, blue balls. With the burning head. Because I don't think the doctor has a shot for that anymore. It used to be, back in the days, it used to be a simple shot.

Now that requires removal. Yeah, I'm scared of pees. Well. Dr. Suzy, I have a gift for you.

I have a gift for you. Okay, but before you do, can we have a hand for Lady Tuesday, please? Kill it. Thank you, everybody.

Thank you. Yes. Be calm, baby. Yeah, I love the little pow.

Yeah, we're going to have gifts in just a moment. Oh, gifts. Oh, yeah, gifts. But I think we should have some hot wax.

Because me too. Our candles are starting to burn, burn, burn. Mine is still in charge. Mine is large and in charge.

I see that. I see that. I see that. Well, I mean, you know, we don't know yet.

We've been having candle races all week and one thing we know is you just don't know who's going to win until it gets right down to it. It's sort of like life and death, you know? You don't know until you get to the end of it.

Who's going to go first? Who's going to be in those obit pages? Anyway, here are the candles. Candlelight is so romantic.

I have a hot romantic here. Yes. So you said something about now, now you need to take your jacket off, I think. Oh, yeah.

Let's play Stripped Radle without the dreidel. Dr. Suzy, you have about six minutes right now. Oh, okay. Okay.

And I started late though. Yeah, I know, but it's the tape that's running out. Oh, okay. Okay, so Stripped Radle hits, let's see.

Let me do it again. And around she goes. Okay, it means get naked, right? Shin means you lose, so you just have to lose.

Oh no. She said what? Okay, well, you don't have to take it all off. You have to take some of it off.

And you did. You took off. You took your jacket. The jacket is gone.

The jacket is off. Now, I don't know about waxing titties. What do you think? She said yes.

Yes, me too. Have you had hot wax? Try it on your butt first. Let's try it on your booty first.

Yeah, the booty would appreciate it. Just try it on the booty. The booty will appreciate it. That's right.

And I'm not going to use one of the Hanukkah candles. I'm going to just use the dick. The dick is good. That one is good.

The dick. The dick is good. Okay, so put your ass. Does the dick have a pool?

It has. It does have a pool. Go down. The more space between me and you, the less it hurts.

Okay. That's what she said. Beautiful. Can we have a microphone for the lady?

Can you get on the side of her? Isn't it a smack and wax situation so the booty gets... Oh, that's so exciting. It is exciting, right?

Oh, wow. That was a little closer. Get the booty ready. You got to smack.

Okay, put... Yeah. Oh. Phoenix, you got to smack as you wax.

Yeah, prep the booty. Oh, my God. That feels good. See, there's a booty prep.

That's what you need. Oh, my God. Hot wax and pat and spanking. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I've never experienced that before. That's a veteran move. Oh, my God.

That is sexy. Ow! Ow! I love it.

Yeah. So... Yeah, you keep moving your ass up so the more you move it up, the closer it gets to the fire. I know.

It's cooler down lower, right? You can take a lot, lady. She's pretty good, though. Yeah.

And doesn't she have an amazing booty? Beautiful. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Such an amazing booty. I think we're going to do more... Whoa!

Oh! Waxing that booty, baby. Oh, thank God. Do you want to try some on your boobs or no?

Okay, yeah. Up to you. Okay, so go even lower. Actually, go down.

I'm sure glad you lost. Okay. And now... Thank you.

Let's open up the lovely outfit. Okay. Lean back so we don't get this on your face. Facebook can't see that.

Facebook, turn the Facebook camera away. Turn the Facebook camera. You can't see these boobs, Facebook. We're now doing...

My Facebook! Hot wax on the boobs. Okay. I think I'll just do this first.

That sounds like a song. Hot wax on the boobs. Okay, the boss is okay, but... Hot wax on the boobs.

Hot wax on the boobs. Hot wax on the boobs. Hot wax on the boobs. Hot wax on the boobs.

Hot wax on the boobs. Okay, I'm going to stop. Hot wax on the mellis. How did that feel?

That's okay. That went right down between back. Melons? That happened.

Oh, yes! Yes! That is so sexy! Oh, yeah.

I like it. Just a little stinging. Just a little stinging? Little stinging.

You know, just a little stingy. Oh, that's sexy. My goodness. I'm going to need a cigarette after this.

On a booze. I think I'm pregnant. Dr. Stingy, you're so good. Hanukkah will never be the same.

You're so good at this. Thank you. From the dick. I have a really good victim.

A subject for my hot wax erotica. And these are just some beautiful boobs. Oh, my God. Microphone chips.

I don't want to get it on your face. No, no, no. No real shots. Oh, yes.

Beautiful boobs. I know you wanted to see a penis, Sherry, but this is a waxed set of boobs. It's pretty good, right?

I got my boobs. I'm itching to try it myself, dear. Yes, may Sherry try? Voting for the penis.

The penis. She wants the penis. Stand up, stand up. Let me take your mic.

We're not waxing a penis? We might be. I've got a lot of penis in the room. Just a little bit.

Oh, my goodness. Wow. I have never experienced anything like this in my life. My country ass is in shock right now.

A pyre. A pyre, a pyre, a pyre, a pyre. See what happens when you leave out there? Pyre, pyre, pyre.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hi, hi. See, Sherry is a sadist. Okay.

And here, take the microphone please. No, it's... But it goes away fast. It just...

That's what he said. Tell me just temporary, but... You are naughty. You're going to get it.

Oh, but look at how beautiful... It looks gorgeous. Christine Dupre's fabulous boobs look. It's like a work of art.

This is a work of art. Here, come forward and be by the actual Hanukkah candles. Stand up or kneel by the Hanukkah candles. So we can see the beautiful hot wax.

We are not in Alabama no more Tuesdays. No. And lean back some more. They don't do this shit back home.

They do. They just don't do it on television. They keep it on the low. We do it in the back alleys.

Yeah, they're in the woodshed doing this shit. Right, right. So that's what I thought somebody was getting hooked. That was really bad.

I see, I see. Wow, gorgeous. Susan. Oh, yes.

Yes, my darling. Oh, yes. Susan. The wax is blue.

I see that we have three minutes. And so, you know, we're going to be leaving in three minutes. Very good for your skin.

What? Bring the candles down. Oh, bring the candles down. Thank you.

And down go the candles. Okay, so then I have to back up. Okay, so the candles are down. And we are going to

take a little break. Oh, yeah, okay. And there's, look at the butt, too. Gorgeous.

Wow. What a hot body Christine Dupre. Former penthouse pet and author

and wrestler. Okay, you can't talk without a microphone, girl. So don't even try. And hot romantic escapades

for lovers with all kinds of fun ideas to keep the thrill alive. Yes, indeed. And we're going to have more thrilling fun

in just a few moments. We're just going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back with Hanukkah Bonoboville Communion.

Oh, yes. And more hot wax and more hot fun for Hanukkah, Exmus, Kwanzaa,

Bodide and Winter Solstice. Saturnalia. All of it.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Squeeze him, baby, squeeze him. Yeah.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love

for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face.

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They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.

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Now you are ready to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine

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I'm just gonna take this home I think it's bigger than your little body That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen Can I leave now?

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Hey darling girl I love you That's my girl Sybian on the World Wide Web

And now Here she is, Dr Susan Block Welcome back brothers and sisters Lovers and sinners

Amen Amen The women are talking now baby Me too

Me too So We're gonna do a little more hot wax Before we get back with our exciting

Femme Dom Sherry Rose And Femme Combs Right here Lady Tuesday

And Caramel Gray So oh And let's see these tits Wow, they're still waxed

This is Christine Dupree Will you stand up please Look at you Gosh

You are gorgeous Can I have a mic? I was gonna have her talk into my candle All this stuff

Just gets you right in the mood Makes you forget all your problems You know A little bit of pain does that

Too much And it becomes a problem But if it's just a little bit And everybody's idea of a little bit

Is different right Sherry? Rabbi I know this is already a little bit blasphemous But

You want red or white or a combination Or the blue Dick It pulls up that way

It's a better color Okay so we have now The lovely Amazing

Phoenix Dawn Who's gonna do a little strip tease Maybe we're gonna have The kinkster music here

Uh oh And then she's gonna get a little hot Alright And then maybe we're gonna also

Do a Hanukkah communion Go ahead go go go Da na na na da da Da na da da

We definitely it are not in Alabama No I would have crossed it out I'm dirty I am not in Alabama

No more Aren't you lucky to be here? Yeah We're lucky there are women like you

In Alabama Although they're not exactly like you Okay Tarlin Get down

Get down like right here So uh maybe over there So they can see you Right by the candles

So we have the opiants So let's start with your butt Because the butt is tougher Than the boobs

And uh pull your Your stuff up Yeah there you go Okay

Pull that music down Although I must admit That I'm a Libertine And uh

Yeah you kind of look 17 from behind But no you can't be doing it with 17 though Bring the music down

Fantasy roleplay Yes Oh yes We're gonna do the nasty very well

And yeah I know your butt Wants to move But right now We are

Gonna do a little hot wax Do you have a microphone Take a microphone Tell us how you're doing

Does it feel good? Hot wax baby Yeah Okay and now the other side

Is the dick Okay now of course the dick Comes a lot more than just the regular Hanukkah camp

Because that's how dicks are I feel it The dicks Comes

Really good Get the Hanukkah candles too Susan The ass is on fire

No her ass This is the part of the Southern California fire The roof And the ass is on fire

We are being very careful Her ass is not on fire Her ass is hot Her ass is hot

Her ass is waxed Could you turn around And show the people your ass We love the fire department

And they need not come here But it is a smoking hot ass And it has been beautifully waxed It's like a pretty little picture

It sure is You're not gonna grow hair In any of those areas See the blue car

That's a great wax job right The blue cock actually Does have white wax Maybe we should do red wax

Yes Let's mix it up So some of the candles You notice have gone out

You see mine still standing on I see that None of the critical players Have had their candles go out

The critical player I'm gonna talk a shit about my candle Okay Oh shoot

That's booty hitting going on Alright so now we've got some Christmas red Monica candle

Okay so are you ready for the boobs Now Lead back Lead back a lot

We don't need any of this In your eyes Please You got the debris

If anything happens Anyway I don't think anybody minds just Looking at Phoenix's boobs Hardly

Okay It's melting I don't want it to Melt too much

Okay so now it's gonna go There we go That was a fine Okay

Clean bash Vampire It's smoking Now

You're gonna have to mix another color Because it's gonna look like chicken pot Hot wax time baby Whoa

That's heavy breathing Put them up too excited Hold your breath Wow

Watch your health Beautiful Any black people do this kind of stuff Well you're participating

I'm just saying like Behind closed doors You need to put her butt on Y'all inbox me if y'all into this

I need to find out if any brothers and sisters Do this at home More candles are going out My candle is still in charge

That's very good Large and in charge All right That's very nice

Let's hear it for Phoenix Dawn And I'm just gonna put these candles in here Okay so

Now Is it just a chip off We have to get it off I've got a thing enough

You need to We guys can spank it off Yeah you can spank it off Or whip it off

I don't really want to do Whipping A little bit of spanking Let me hold the mic

Wax booty crumbs Or you can just keep it on For a little while Wax girl

Because after all It's Hot wax night And some people

They actually go to waxers So we're running out of candles These two don't count Because I was just using them for the hot wax play

And So Yeah Hot wax Hanukkah

Okay I'm just So excited to be celebrating The miracle of Alabama With two ladies from Alabama

I just have to shout that out And And now We're gonna have a very

Careful communion Okay because We don't want to upset the candles Because they're

Glowing And then after that Frankie's here Frankie's pizza As soon as the candles go out

We've got some pizza In about five minutes I just feel that pizza In the candles

We've got pizza Frankie here take a picture of them Okay well we could bring them in Should I bring them in?

Frankie come in I don't know if my ladies want to eat pizza at the moment Not ready That's okay we're gonna leave it here

For you it's not kosher Okay oh you could put it by the chocolate I guess Put it right here Don't knock over the

The Aladdin's lamp Frankie's our new Pizza maker Thank you Frankie

Okay Frankie come on up here Frankie come on up here Come here and see some ass This guy

This guy used to watch you on television When he was a kid Honest This guy used to watch

Can I get the paparazzi for me and Frankie Please send the pizza Okay here we are It's uh

You know the pizza deli Thank you Frankie Okay so Alright so we're gonna do a little bit of

Uh She's got her The only thing is Instead of our usual drink

We're gonna be drinking Manashevitz wine Oh Has anybody here ever had Manashevitz wine

That's memories Every Jewish holiday They would always give us Manashevitz wine the kids to drink

We'd be drunk and sleeping They would love it They got rid of us They give this

You know I drank this as a kid It tastes like grape juice It does Cough syrup

That's like Italian wine Everyone must talk on a mic It is very sweet But you can think of it

As a liqueur It's kind of like a wine liqueur That's what it is So can you hold this please

My lovely assistant And we will Pour a couple of these just a little bit You know cause you gotta

Taste this stuff It's also very high alcohol proof Uh uh Manashevitz

The drink of champions I'm not gonna be a drag home Uber that shit Well I'm not gonna give you much

Okay so we're gonna have The first Bonoboville communion should Probably be with

I don't know How about Coke How about sherry would you like to take communion

Or give it That's a great question I'll be giving it In a couple of weeks

I think I'll take it from you I'd love to take it from you From me Oh my goodness

Christine is excited She wanted me to do something So she's gonna take it from me And my Jewish nipples

I guess And then we're gonna do you guys People want to see other Boobies besides mine

In fact sherry you should Show your boobies You have tremendous beautiful boobies Free the titties

Free the titties For me For me You could kind of have the

Only as much as you want Absolutely But I think that the Tallest framing the boobs is kind of cool

Take it out Strip Yeah okay This is

Mistress Sherry Rose And I think this is I don't know

And Menechevitz wine She's had many Hanukkahs But So many Hanukkahs

We can't count how many Hanukkahs she's had But she is now She is a milf And a gilf

Okay so Here's the salt And I am both The receiver

Or am I the receiver You're the alter That's right Hold this

Yeah well You could be on your side You have to lick my titty And then you're gonna get on your knees

So first Is that all the titty you're gonna show Are you gonna show anymore? Not yet

Like this No I'm not greedy I'm asking Okay so

Go ahead and lick I am so loving you Nice thank you My assistant is right there

Phoenix on the spot With the Sacred salt Nice

And I know she's a sadist but she didn't even Bite my nipple too hard She was very nice I would just like to give a hand to Sherry Rose

And now I would like to have you Get down between my legs Yes

And now turn around Before the Hanukkah lights And lean back Lean back

Lean back against my leg And now Here we go Careful

Okay and that's Just swallow that this is waterboarding With Manashevitz wine Bonobo style would you like some more

Is that good? That was perfect okay I know you're not a big drinker So

A lot of zone Whoa that stuff is very sweet Okay thank you Sherry for drinking

From my altar Ah yes So I would ask My new guests

If you would like to do communion You're scared Okay one more you watch And then maybe you'll do

Okay so you two want to do a communion Do you want to be the altar or do you want me to be the altar Do you want me to give or do you want to take I'll take

I bet you will She's a taker Okay Here we go

Let's see Yeah Okay so Where are you going to take it from

Her boobs Okay so she should sit down Yeah take it right here sit down Sit down and

I love how both of you Are all waxy Behind the Do you have a mic

Can I have this mic Okay and what you have to do Is lick something Whatever you desire

Oh I forgot Okay Bicker yes There you go

That sounds good Oh another mic I was sitting on it Gosh I thought it was a candle

It wasn't a dick candle Okay and now The licking begins Did you lick? No you lick first

And then I put where you You gotta lick it before you can stick it Right You need to juice it up

Get it nice and wet A little lubrication That's the max The salt

Is hard to stick anyway The sacred salt This is the sacred salt Barocha, Tartana, Lojena, Mela, Jolomba

Ray, Peri, hot golf Well we're going to drink wine Okay but I was doing that for the love you drank

Okay here we go Okay and now you get Your waterboarding Lean back baby

Okay let me see that head And Yes Barocha, Tartana, Lojena, Mela, Jolomba

Sherky, Tartana, Mela, Jolomba No that's the other one Barocha, Tartana, Lojena, Mela, Jolomba Ray, Peri, hot golf

And Amen ٩ And

Waterboarding With Amen Banovo style

Oh wait Who won? I won No

Mine went out already Mine is right there It's still alive. Mine's right there. Oh, that's right. That is yours.

All right, Phoenix. Whimming. All right. Ah!

Okay, see those big... Give me all the chocolate. Those large and in-charges went out. Give me all the candy.

These two don't count. Give me all the candy. Okay, so now you get the candy, you get to distribute it. Oh, seriously?

Well, and the pizza. And the pizza. Yeah, right. You win it all, and that means you have to basically give it out.

I'm not giving it to no one. Or you could hoard it. I'm going to hoard it. I'm going to hoard the candy.

All right, we're going to pay attention to that, right? It's a small village. This is not like the corporate structure where we don't see that you're stealing and that you're hoarding, right? We see, so now we see you're being generous.

Hey, all you rich people, why can't you do this? Come on. They're not about that life. Why don't you give away some money?

Yeah, rich people. There's so many good things that their money could do for our country, our individuals, for artists, for people who are struggling with homelessness. I mean, my God is horrible. I'm sorry.

I'm being political. No, no, no. Very political. I get very political about this.

This is real. It's very upsetting. Yeah. They're writing about us in The Guardian this week.

There's an amazing article about homelessness in America. Everyone should read it. Okay. We're worse in third-world countries.

Yeah. We really are. That's what we are. We're worse in a third-world country.

I work with homeless population. Where? Here? Not in LA, but in Culver City.

Really? Oh, right around the corner. Where do you live in Culver City? We might have to go there.

I want to go. All right. All right. Does everyone have chocolate?

Yes. Okay. Did you want to do Bonoboville Communion? There's also pizza on the bar if you're hungry.

No, I'm not. You should do it. Okay. All the candles are going out.

See, but her candle's been out. Y'all don't understand. Y'all hanging out with a celibate lady. That is a flaming heterosexual.

Flaming heterosexual. So why did your candle go out? I can't. I can't.

Stir it up. It's kind of a Bonobo thing. I mean, it's not as though we're not really having like full-on sex. Right.

Okay. But you know, you don't have to. Get some pizza? We can move on.

I just like to offer, you know, and it doesn't have to be the boobs, by the way. It could be the wrists. You give me communion?

Why you don't do it? I could do it. Can I give communion off of you? I thought we were keeping troops.

Okay, then how about you just spank Trump? I can't hear what he's saying. Can you spank Trump? You want to take him in here?

Well, wait a second. I call him a nutsy. Okay. Now spank his boss.

Yeah. He's a nutsy. Or his little... His little dweener.

Yeah. I would thump it. I wish I could... Well, here.

I just wish I could comb his hair. I just want... Spank it with a book. That's...

You got... I just want to know how he has all this money, and he still can't find a good stylist. Hmm.

That's the problem I have with you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right.

Close the book on him. At least he's staying gagged. We appreciate that. Yeah, he is.

And this is how he should be on net neutrality. And same with that other guy. Ajit Pai. Oh, he should keep his mouth shut.

What's your paper cut? And, uh... Yeah. She gave him a paper cut.

Good. She gave him a paper cut. Oh, my goodness. That's a beautiful view there.

You got a view of my ass. May I touch it? Yeah, you can touch my ass, baby. Consent is everything.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. And, uh, you know, that brings me to the Me Too movement.

Right? We always talk about it. Mm-hmm. So, uh, I should let my guests talk about it.

Although, I want to say something based on what Lady Tuesday said about mamas. About moms. And, um, maybe specifically Jewish mothers, because I grew up with one of those.

And I am one. And yet, Max, when I told Max about this problem, he said, well, that's true of Italian mothers, too. Yeah.

So, here's the problem. And I think it's part of, you know, the reason that so many guys are getting into trouble. And it's, uh, it's kind of sad,

because it's out of the goodness of a mother's heart that she says to her son, no woman is good enough for you. That she says, you're my baby.

No one is ever going to love you like I love you. And you deserve the best. And she's not good enough. And she's a whore.

And she's after your money. And she's, uh, you know, only in this for herself. And so many things, you know, I mean, I married Max,

his mother was no longer with us, right? It's true. I was at first laughing at what you were saying, but I realized that I did that.

So, you know, there is something to that. And all I can say is, moms, you know, be careful about that. We know you love your boys.

And it's good to give them love. And, you know, the other side of the equation is don't, you know, teach them to be murderers and rapists and say, be nice to girls.

But also just let them know that they might find girls that are really nice. That all women are not out to get them. Or else they're going to want to, you know,

wank and go and do it with girls that don't want to do because they figure all the girls don't like it. That used to be a sort of a discredited theory that mothers cause their sons to be gay.

That was like huge. It's not a cause. That was what people thought. And mothers became very nervous about that

because a lot of Jewish boys became gay. A lot of them. Was it because they were born that way or because their mothers were overly indulgent?

Well, you know, everything has an influence and certainly mother has a big influence. Jeans have an influence, you know, whether they're the ones in your body

or the ones you can't get into after. But, you know, all of it has an influence. But mother, you know, more than father, more than brother, more than sister,

usually mother is, you know, the first one you love. Absolutely. You come out of her body. And, you know, I don't know.

It seems like that's an important thing. And I say this also as a sex therapist because I hear this from a lot of my clients who have trouble with women.

A lot of the nice men who have trouble with women. And they often tell me that their mother is just so intense, one way or another. So, like, wonderful or horrible.

And, you know, some of it is just, it's just by virtue of being a mother. Set boundaries, okay, mothers? Get the baby at your grown-ass man's son's mouth.

You know, quit letting him suck your nipples all the time. Let him deal with other women. Let them bill a court and let his ass grow up. Ah, yeah.

You know, let his ass grow up. You know, that is important. That's important. And know that your love can evolve.

And I think, you know, boys don't necessarily want to grow up. You know, they would like to have you clean up after them and do everything. They all have heater pants.

Boys like being boys. That's why I'm single. Yeah. They all are that way.

But you know, is it our fault as mothers for babying them too long? Is that what you're saying? No, I guess no.

I'm saying there's a lot of fault to go around. I'm saying that there is a lot of responsibility that we all have as humans in society. And I guess dads could also be saying to their sons,

no woman is good enough for you. I mean, some dads will say, yeah, that woman is a whore. I mean, that's true.

So, or that woman wants you for my money, which is very emasculating as well as being just very anti-woman. And so many dads do say that.

So moms, dads, all of you, I guess we're just, it's so much about just opening up. And as you say, letting go, letting go. But don't guys want women like their mothers?

Absolutely. Yeah, they do. And nothing wrong with that. So what kind of whore are you then?

I mean, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, but I mean, and that's true. And that's true that mothers should remember that. Just think, if your boy wants a girl,

she's probably like you. And that's what's so hard to deal with. I have an adult son, you know, he's dating here and there, fresh out of the Navy.

So you're welcome. I gave birth to somebody who kept our water safe. Oh, right, yeah. But I already know when he brings a woman to meet me,

that's when he's serious. And that's when I have to look at her a lot more serious. I have to remove me out of the equation. Because this may be the woman that has my grandkids.

And I want to have a great relationship with that person. Wow, what were you at? That's some scary shit. Well, but that's beautiful and meaningful and true.

My ex-husband's mother was terrible. Susan, I just want to say something about blaming mothers, which has been for a century. We always get blamed.

Yes. But actually, the father has such a profound influence. If he's there and he's great, if he's there and he's a monster, if he's gone and they never meet him,

I mean, there are so many more variables in the daughter-father relationship than in the mother-son. Absolutely.

Mother-son is pretty universal. Even no matter what race or religion or who you are, mother-sons are pretty much the same, a lot. Right.

Well, I guess I bring up mother-son. Because it is the most crucial. And father-son, too. Let's just say mother-son is the most crucial relationship

among bonobos. Because bonobos don't know who the father is. And bonobos don't, you know, I mean, who knows? I mean, because all the boys do all the girls,

and everybody does everybody. Really, the boys do the boys, and the girls do the girls. Also. They just love each other.

So, you know, the only relationship that they really know is for sure is mother and son. Yeah, that one's true. And one thing.

No mistaking that one. And it is the only relationship, by the way. I hate to disappoint some of you guys. It's the only relationship in bonobo land,

bonoboville, among bonobos, that isn't sexual. I mean, it is, they don't have penis and vagina sex. They're very touchy-feely. Of course, bonobos are always touchy-feely.

But bonobo boys do not put their penis in their mother's vagina, which they put in everybody else's. So, there is that little taboo. Wow.

So they know that one vagina is off, yes. That one vagina. They are very, very close to their mothers, and their mothers introduce them to other females

and say, hey, do it with this one. This is my friend. See, that's the good mother. Yes.

I would do that. I agree. This is who I want you to be with. I would take my son and say, do her.

Yes. That one. Well, you're very bonobo. And you are going to get a copy of the bonobo way.

I'm going to give it to you, and I'm going to sign it. But before I do that, you're going to give me a gift, right? Yes, my presents, baby. Okay.

Yeah. Your presents is a present. Yes, that is definitely a present. But no, I wanted to...

See, I have your book between my legs. Okay, come on up here. She said, okay, so you've already got a book. Yes, I have it.

It was between my legs. Yes, and that's what she said. And, okay. Okay, this is a Lady Tuesday gift.

This is what I thought of for you. Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful, very ladylike. This reminds me of the perfumes in Paris, you know,

that have the beautiful design. Right, Max? Right. The design of...

See, you should wear that. It almost doesn't matter what it smells like. It's just such a beautiful bottle. That was the hit.

That's the most important thing. Oh, thank you. Oh, that is so pretty, pretty, pretty. Lady Tuesday, very ladylike and yet, you know, hot.

Hot, hot, hot. Yeah. I wonder what it smells like, Susan. Okay.

Well, don't... Keep it, look at it. Keep it, look at it. Yeah, okay.

Keep it, look at it. I want to smell it. I'm sorry. Me too.

I want to smell it too. Everyone wants to smell it. Smell it. Do it, do it, do it.

Smell it. Okay. Well, I teased you a little bit. I know you did.

It's all right. Everybody teases me. Including my children. But you know what?

This is tough to open now. Okay. So who wants to do this? My assistant.

Crack it open. Crack it open with your teeth. No, don't do that. I'm not paying no dumping bills.

Okay. Get some free gentlemen. Meanwhile... Uh-oh.

I'm kind of feeling sorry for this dude. Sike. Bump that suckle. Oh, wow.

Beat it. Beat it. That's all, that's all. He's a tight ass.

That's all you could get in there. Okay. Put his gag in. Put his gag in.

The most important thing should be... Shut up. ...that he shut up. He talked too much.

Shut up. No, no. He tweets too much. Oh yeah, he tweets too much.

Well, he tweets too much. But when he does... You need to gag his fingers. But see, he doesn't have any fingers.

He still thinks. He still thinks. He still thinks. He still thinks.

I can't get it in. He's a harmless set of balls. That's what he said. You know, he may end up like Mussolini.

Strung up. Strung upside down. He thought Frederick Douglass was still alive when he was doing black history.

I paid to see that. That's when I stopped listening to him. I stopped listening to him when he thought Frederick Douglass was still alive.

I was like, Frederick Douglass been dead, dude. Are you serious? I think he learned a black name of somebody he didn't know.

He was Frederick Douglass. He was such a good man. I'm like, dude, this man is dead. You idiot.

You are the president. That's like when Cor was spelling potato. Remember when he was spelling potato? Whenever it smells like I want to eat it, it's good.

It's sweet and... It smells real good. Now that's how a lady should smell. Who wants a squirt?

Smell. Because there's some ladies at my church be smelling like onion. I'm like, Lee.

How you come to church smell like onion? Ooh, that smells good. Now I'm talking about this lady at church. She smelled like an onion last Sunday.

Does someone smell like an onion? Yes. I was like, oh, Lord, please don't come and say good morning to me.

Smell like onion. It's like a little corset on top. That's awesome. How did this go?

It's you. She knew you. Oh, yeah, like this. It's sexy.

Oh, no, it's backwards. The ass had the... The ass. Okay.

Got it. There's the... Yes, honey. That's her.

That was a very thoughtless guilt. That's awesome. This is what you need. Those fishnets.

Oh, yeah. Well, I've got them. Fishnets. I mean, they're not fishnets,

but they're close enough. They're tiny holes. And I also have a Tala song. True, true.

I'm trying to be like y'all when I grow up. Okay, so I think we have time for a song. Oh, yes. A song.

Ten minutes hard. Yeah. Or a song. No, not a song.

Make hard. Please make it hard. And I will make wet you who are dry. If the spirit of sex is with me tonight.

Yes, I think it is. And I feel that it is. I will manifest. Echor the wolf.

Show some nipple and maybe he'll come. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, I'm doing an owl. I'll start him again. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, Bonoboville. Here he comes. Ow.

Get up. Here's Mr. Bonoboville. You want the bedroom? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm in the warm room. Yes, you are. Surrounded by all these beautiful ladies.

Beautiful ladies. These bad ladies, bad, all these bad girls. You have got to say a blessing for yourself being about beautiful ladies. You should be considered yourself lucky and fortunate as are we.

Oh, man, yes, I am. That's a beautiful thing. All right. In the year, I'll like this, you know.

Yeah. Surrounded by none more beautiful women. I love it. Bad girls.

We know you ain't blind. Bad girls. I'm not blind. We know you not blind.

We got some bad girls out there on the couch. You got some bad girls out there. We do. I'm starting to think that maybe you should say about.

Two of my friends are here. They're both bad girls, yes. We're doing up here with the Hunnicah hot wax. Yeah, because we've been doing some hot wax, in fact.

There's food everywhere. There's food. There's also pizza right here. Let's do it.

I'm going to just put it right over here. We got over there, doc. Oh, it's slippery. The wax is slippery.

Oh, it's slippery. He's like, hey, oh, no. Maybe I won't do that. No, don't do that.

Okay. Now we're going to sing and we're going to dance and we're actually going to just let the candles die down. Let the candles die down.

Who won that contest with the lugs? Actually, Phoenix won. Phoenix won. Want to shout out to the ladies from Alabama as well, too.

You know, welcome to LA. Welcome to Canada. Thank you so much. I love LA.

We love Alabama right about now. We love Alabama. We owe something big to Alabama. They rolled tightly.

They rolled over. They rolled tightly. That's right. It took them to the wood shed.

It took them to the wood shed out there. That's what all that sex is going on in the wood shed. Damn right. Top of that bell of hate.

All right. But I really like your t-shirt. I'd like to have it removed. I'll hold the microphone.

I'm on the wrong side. Take it off, girl. You'll thank me later. I'm good.

Slower. I'm a shy comedian. You said you were heterosexual. What?

Slower. Is he beautiful? She said you said you was heterosexual. Get your ass up here.

I'm shy. I'm a shadow. You're losing up. You're losing up.

All right. Chocolate is in the house. He's beautiful. She bad.

You're not saying she bad. She bad. She bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. She bad. Come on in.

He be mixing you up with that. Turn it up. Give me some volume. Yeah, this is for the Alabama ladies.

Oh, shoot. Yeah. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it pay.

Look how she drop it low. Oh, yeah. That girl can go. Come on.

Look how she shake that thing, look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang, yeah, that girl can go. She got me watching, lightweight, stocking, but in a smooth way, she made me say damn, thick like jam.

10 times, down piece, add it up to a dollar, make me drop it, what up, though? Just to make my presence known. I'm a wolf, I'm a roman, I'm in your zone.

I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing, make it bang. The whole room shake from an ass, quake it down, baby, you got that pop, that's still the show.

Everybody on the floor, dudes be taking it, while she's shaking it, back that thing up, like. She bad, look how she shake that thing, look how she make it bang, look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl can go, look how she shake that thing, look how she move that thing, look how she make it bang. Hey, that girl can go, bang. Everybody stop, and look at them up, that thing, bang.

Got them ready to spin some dope, oh, yeah. We up in bonobo, uh, yeah, they showing me love, dub after dub, with a freaking lap dance, top 10s with a man I don't even know,

but this knife is short, that deal, she ill, she said to keep your bills and strap on, hold on real tight, through these styles, and ride this thrill, I'm in it for the whole night,

so give it to me, let me have it, no static dub, that is one in the club, right, she a yes sir, I ain't lying, I'm fine, she gotta like that, she bad,

look how she shake that thing, look how she make it bang, look how she drop it low, yeah, that girl can go, uh, look how she shake that thing,

look how she move that thing, look how she make it bang, yeah, that girl can go, don't stop, cause she got me turnt by the way she poppin' away,

she poppin' got me hot, so don't stop, go work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody, cause anybody watching you do dope,

thanks shake that thing, make it bang, bang, bang. I'm so messin' with Ry, so hypnotized, by the way she shake her ass sometimes,

gave me a ride, so I had to buy, all round she put it down, but she kept me up all night, this chick, she bad, she the bomb, yes,

she dying over mine, look how she shake that thing, look how she make it bang, look how she drop it low,

yeah, that girl can go, dude sweet takin' it, why she shakin' it, back that thing, uh, like, beep, beep,

she bad, look how she shake that thing, look how she make it bang, look how she drop it low, yeah, that girl can go,

look how she shake that thing, look how she move that stack, look how she make it bang, yeah, top block go,

me I say, y'all, she bad, what? I can't hear y'all, she bad, what?

she bad, what? she bad, she bad,

yeah, for the wolf in Bonoboville, that's the first time I've had a lady smack my booty. Yeah, okay, so you had a first time experience at it.

Welcome to Bonoboville. A lady smack your booty. Welcome to sexuality, baby, welcome to openness.

Christine, well, Christine is a very special lady to spank your booty. Y'all don't understand, I am so corny and if it wasn't for stand up,

you got it on corn tonight. If it wasn't for stand up, I wouldn't even have social media. I am such a nerd,

I am a hermit when it comes to, so now that we're being here, we can't tell. No, no, no, no.

Okay, okay. This is basically, I just want to make sure. I'm here because I want to be here,

but it's like. This is a place for no nerds. Nobody judge you here, baby. Yes, she was shaking.

And yes. Shaking that thing. We do believe that consensuality is the most important thing about sex.

But the second most important thing about sex is having something. I haven't had anything about five years. Okay.

I think my vagina did. You don't want to have any non-consensual sex. None of that.

None of that. Okay. But don't throw out the baby with the bath water, right?

What that mean? Don't throw out your whole sex life just because you want to be so correct and so pure.

Whether it's because of religion on the right or me too on the left or whatever it is. No, I'm gonna tell you what it is.

These things are all important and sex is not the only thing in life but it is one of the best things. Let me tell you what it is.

Can I tell you what it is? Not really because I'm almost out of time. But if you have three words, three words, just like Twitter.

It's because I can't trust people. Me and sleeping with me and that's fine. So I'm scared of my dad. Yeah.

I'm really scared. Thank you for trusting us with dancing and being beautiful and shaking your booty and that is sex.

Damn it. That is sex. That is my definition. And letting her spank your booty

and feeling good about it. All right, Dr. Suzy, we won't do it. The great communal ecstasy of Bonoboville. And that's how we like to celebrate

the holidays here at Bonoboville. We like to celebrate with the communal ecstasy that I think people used to celebrate with whenever the moon and the sun would change.

And that's how we celebrate. So happy Hanukkah, happy Christmas, happy Kwanzaa, all that stuff. I know I'm leaving out religions.

But I just hope we can be happy and save net neutrality and save ourselves from ecocide of the planet

and save ourselves from this sexist orange pig, Hitler person that has taken us over and we gotta just kick him out of our house

just like we didn't let Roy Moore go to our capital. That's our house that we got Nazis in there. And we gotta take some inspiration from those fabulous ladies of Alabama

and keep up the resistance. We really do. And I know the Democrats are no saints, but none of us are.

And they're better than Roy Moore. Okay? I mean, there's degrees in life, right? I mean, we can't all be fundamentalist perfectionists.

And yeah, I mean, it would be a perfect world if I were president, but okay. But you know, I'm probably not gonna win. So let's just keep up the resistance

and make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. Yeah. Happy holidays. See you at the clock sign.

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