Happy Birthday Phoenix, Masturbation Month Kick-Off & Incel Therapy, Bonobo-Style

Full transcript of Happy Birthday Phoenix, Masturbation Month Kick-Off & Incel Therapy, Bonobo-Style on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, presidents and porn stars, master-baters and fornicators, birthday girls and bonobos. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex, whether

or not we are children of God, Jesus or Allah, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Yes indeed I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville and tonight we celebrate Phoenix Dawn's birthday. My lovely assistant. Yes darling, it's your time to get another year older. She's

in April, which means it's also getting so close to the merry month of May, masturbation month. So not only are we going to be spanking Phoenix for her birthday, but spanking the monkey or at least talking about it, masturbation, confession, but probably doing it too. Because masturbation is a wonderful part of life and not just for humans, for all

kinds of fellow animals really, maybe plants masturbate too. Certainly bonobos do and they have hands like us, you know, like as George Carlin said, if God had intended us not to masturbate, they would have made our arms shorter, right? That's why Tyrannosaurus Rex was in such a bad mood all the time, but we've got these

arms and you know what, I mean creatures figure out how to do it. I mean anybody who has a dog, you know. We all figure out how to do it and we all should do it. We really should. We should spank that monkey because it's good for us. It's natural and you can't always have sex with someone else, you know,

and it is a form of sex and masturbation month is coming to remind us that it's not just a secret pleasure. It's out of the closet. It's something that, you know, we recognize since Dr. Joyselin Elders was fired by, where is he? Well, Bill Clinton is somewhere around here. He's hiding because, you know, that was his

greatest sin really, not screwing with his intern who wanted to screw with him. It was firing Dr. Joyselin Elders for saying that masturbation should be taught in the schools and no, she didn't mean that we're gonna teach you how to stroke it and finger it. No, she just meant it should be taught as an

alternative form of sexual expression that is really safe unless you got dirty hands, you know. And yeah, one would hope that this one, the Donald, here he is, our Trumpis, the devil choking on his own toilet paper. Well, we like putting him under gag order. And of course, he can't masturbate too well because he has no

arms. And in real life, of course, he has the little hands and maybe that makes it difficult. But he should do it anyway, because certainly Melania is not giving him any, right? And certainly, it's better than like picking what you call dandruff off of the French president's collar, talking about it. I mean,

really, instead of just signing up with the Paris Accords and, you know, going along with the world in an attempt to maybe stave off the destruction of life on earth. But no, no, you've got to just pick dandruff and say things like that and shoot missiles into various countries and gut the APA, EPA, all of which is

a lot, lot, lot worse than masturbating. So we're gonna celebrate and we're gonna we're celebrating Phoenix's birthday and we're getting ready for masturbation month. And we're also getting ready for Domcon. I'm really excited about that. That's gonna be next Saturday. And I'm going to be presenting the

bonobo way. Them Dom's of the wild and Phoenix will be there. And Mistress Carol will be there. And they're gonna do a little demonstration of bonobo reconciliation. Oh, yeah, forward to it. Good evening, mistress Cara. Good evening. Good evening. Happy Phoenix's birthday. Happy Phoenix's birthday. This magnificent

beautiful thing in front of you. You look smashing in your corset right there. Thank you. And right between your legs, you have. Wow, I mean, wow, I mean, I know it's Jack Friday, the butcher of bonoboville. I mean, what? What are you? I was actually more of a baker today. A baker. Oh, okay, that sounds

better. Unless you're baking people. No. Okay, you're baking. Oh, I won't say. Is it a surprise? Well, I brought them out. It was it was a surprise before I told Phoenix. But okay, they're they're very non vegetarian, non kosher. I was very specific with this one. It's the salted caramel

bacon sugar cookie. Oh, oh, it's have you had this yet, Phoenix? This where's your microphone, dear? Come on. You're supposed to be helping Yeah, right. And you have to help by talking into your microphone. Yes. No, don't slobber all over. Oh, not until you're getting spanked really

hard. Is that what's sitting those cookies? I haven't had a cookie. Those are the ones. Wow. I did get a color. I mean, are they like 420 cookies? Or no, they're pure sugar. Okay. Yep. All right. Good old fashioned birthday food. Yes. Yummy. It's the most decadent thing I

bake that doesn't have drugs in it. Okay, okay. Well, I'm looking forward to it. Can you splosh with it? Absolutely. Okay. Well, maybe something to look forward to. All right. So next to you is Brian Jameson speaking of vegan in his avocado shirt with the

lovely and quite delicious Lexi Lore. I don't know if eating Lexi is considered vegan, probably. It's the best course of vegan. Okay. Welcome back, you guys. Thanks. It feels like yesterday. Yeah. Well, yesterday or actually two weeks ago,

you were at our our 26 wedding anniversary. Actually, a lot of the people here were just about everybody except the newbie. And wow, I mean, you guys did the wrestling match, which was fantastic. And that was great. You guys just totally got

into the rhythm of, you know, young love of just fucking right on the bed while it was the atmosphere music was going. It was great. I mean, it really kind of lent that orgasic flair to one's 26 wedding anniversary. It was needed to definitely. Oh,

yeah, it was and it happened. So I have some great pictures of them. Yeah, in the albums. Oh, right. I bet you use those afterwards. Oh, I just make sure they're just great. We have so many great pictures. And wow, very, very horny. You know, if

you need something to inspire you for masturbation month, these two will do that. Go ahead. Check that out. Yeah, did you know about masturbation? I did. Actually, she told me about it. I mean, it seems no different from any month for me. But you

know, for some others, yeah, I mean, you guys fuck a lot, but you still masturbate. Absolutely. Absolutely. Right. And of course, you provide masturbation material for each other, a lot for each other, as well as the masses of people out

there. That's also true porn stars. We help everybody masturbate. Yeah, it just works. Right, we totally were a day. Yes. Well, I don't know if it's charity. I'm gonna talk about that later. I guess so, because a lot of

people don't fucking pay for porn. We were trying to get people to pay for it more. It's like being in the church and helping our own. You know, there should be government sponsored porn, I think there really should. I'm gonna talk about why in a

minute. But I want to introduce the lovely Jezebel. Sweet. Hello. We are in pink and you are in peach. And that looks delicious. It is a pink moon. Did you know that? You know about moons because last time when you were here, you sang about the

blue moon. And I know blue and violet is your favorite combination. And yet, tonight, it's a pink moon. You know, so I have an excuse for looking like a strawberry, right? Okay. A hot strawberry. A hot strawberry. Absolutely. Absolutely.

And you're a strawberry with some black licorice. I love licorice. And you have brought a newbie who's looking like she's ready for the wilderness or something or maybe Burning Man. By the way, the guy who founded Burning Man just passed Larry and we say

rest in peace. He was also a member of the cacophony society in the early days as well. Well, they came from the suicide club, which I was a member of. And we did not commit suicide. None of us actually did. But we did things that people might

think would lead to suicide like climbing the Golden Gate Bridge. And we had fun. And then he founded Burning Man. And now he's gone. But anyway, you look like you're ready for that. I'm absolutely ready for Burning Man. I can manifest my

way there in a couple of years. It's great. Okay. And this is sunray that your name is even ready for Burning Man. All right. And so your friends or wife or your wife or something. This is my wifey. Your wifey. Not just a wife. A wifey. You're

both wifey. You call each other that. Like some people say, you know, you say wifey. Okay. And how long have you been together as wifeies? We've known each other since middle school know each other. But I mean, are you in a like,

romantic? No, it's not like that. She got the name wifey because we lived together for a few weeks. And when I would go to work, I would come home and she would have the apartment all clean and she'd have like dinner waiting for me.

Really all the things except sex at five o'clock in the morning when she would come home from work. Absolutely. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. Five o'clock in the morning having, you know, something, anything. But sex might be

good. But no, you don't have the sex together. No, so you're not that kind of wifey. Okay, we're like a boring people. Right. There's a lot of those, which means, you know, you really like masturbation month that every day. Right. I mean, you

got to do it one way or another. And I am not here to say you got to have any particular kind of sex. But if you're not, then masturbation is there. Always for you. And there's ecor. Not that that has anything to do

with masturbation. Although I'm sure that a lot of people out there who like this show masturbate to ecor. And in fact, you started by masturbating, I think during ecor singing. And then it turned into fucking. Or maybe it was before he

stopped. Maybe it was when you were singing, actually. I think so, actually. Were you starting to masturbate when she was singing? It was hard not to. It was the hard voice. It just. I know. And then by the time ecor came on,

then it was like full on at that point, he was narrating us. Yes, it was a whole serenade to our fucking it was great. Hi, core. Happy Phoenix's birthday. Happy masturbation. Happy masturbation month also. Now

speaking of masturbation month, now that I've introduced everybody, I just want to introduce a serious topic for like, maybe five minutes, maybe. And then we're going to get crazy and fun. But actually, ecor brought

this up to me the other day you came over and you said, What about this latest mass murder? Okay, there's I know there's so many. Which one are we talking about? Okay, we're talking about the one that actually didn't happen

with a gun. It happened with a car going over some people. I don't even want to say the guy's name, although I guess I should say something. Alec is the first name. And he 25 years old ran a bunch of people

over and killed like 10 and wounded a whole bunch. And this was Monday. This just happened. And at first it seemed like what the hell why is this terrorist? What wouldn't you know, our definition of terrorism is

usually just a religious thing. And in a way, this is a religious thing, but not your usual religion, not Muslim, not Christian, not crazy Jewish, nothing like that. But shortly after he was apprehended. And by

the way, you know, props to the Canadian police. Okay, I don't know if you all saw that they you saw it, Jack, right? They they got the guy to surrender. They arrested him. They didn't shoot him. I mean, our

police fucking shoot people, mostly black people, but people with cell phones. And they say it's a gun. You know, these guys, I mean, this guy had just killed 10 people. And they arrested him. They

just brought him in. And he in fact wanted to die. But you know, guy like that, you don't want to give him what he wants anyway. So he's he he comes in and people go, What, why don't you do

it? Then they find on his Facebook page, he says, Let's see, private recruit, Minasian, the name infantry 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, wishing to speak to Sergeant for Chan, please. The incel rebellion has

already begun. We will overthrow all the chads and stasis. All hail the supreme gentleman, Elliot Roger. I know it's a little barfy, and we're going to pass through the

subject. But it's important to me, I guess, as a sex therapist, to address this and also getting ready for masturbation month. I know it seems crazy, but in cell, what is in cell?

Actually, I wrote about in cells four years ago, when this so called Supreme gentleman, who is really nothing like as opposite of that, he's a fucking murderer.

Elliot Roger, son of director of the Hunger Games, shot a bunch of people, also stabbed a bunch of people in Santa Barbara. And he was called, this was a word I learned at that

time, 2014, an incel. What is an incel? Does anybody know? Yes. Involuntarily celibate. Correct. Involuntarily celibate. Right.

Okay. So I learned that in 2014, and I realized there's a lot of guys who, I mean, not a lot of guys are going to commit murder, well more and more, of course, but

at that time there weren't so many, 2014. And yet, I knew there was a lot of guys like this, this involuntary celibate state that a lot of guys are in who can't

get women. Or maybe they're gay and they don't want to admit it. So they don't want women, but they hate women or they resent women, hate is a, you know, word that is

thrown around. Or maybe they do want women and they're ugly or they're shy or they're, they've got some issue or, you know, creepy, you know, all kinds of

reasons that, you know, in this society where marriages are not so much arranged, guys might not get women. And, you know, obviously that's no excuse for being an

asshole. Excuse me? A woman, no, probably not. And let's just say this, I know the incel answer to that. And in a way they're right. Women can always get

laid. Maybe not by our first choice, no, but we can always, even ugly women, we get sex, even shy women. And whoever's talking, you need to stop talking or

get on a microphone if you think you're saying anything worth saying. So, because this is a show where we have, you know, it's a radio show with television and

sex toys. Anyway, so where was I? I got all distracted. Okay, so, yeah, so these guys, I mean, they range all through. I mean, we have clients, not

like Elliot Roger, who kill people, but clients who have resentments, who have frustration, sometimes when I am in a fun mood, I call them frustratos, sort

of like, because they whine so operatically about how women are awful and women don't appreciate them. You know, shy men, if you like. You know, I

don't know if you encountered guys like this. There aren't very many women like this. Women will complain that guys aren't great, true, that guys aren't their

prince charming, but not that guys don't want to fuck them. True. I mean, we know we can always get it. In fact, we can often get paid for it, although

it's illegal, and that's a terrible thing, which I'm going to talk about. But guys, you know, it's tough. It can be very tough. No excuse for killing

people, but these incels, they're out there, and they're multiplying, and the internet makes them worse. Okay, the internet just feeds on them. They

think they're communicating, and they're getting all this crap in their heads, and their hate is being fed like a fire, and they honor Elliot Roger

like he's a god. You should see, you know, they have pictures of him with halos, and I don't have any, I don't want to do that, but I want to acknowledge that

this is going on, because it's going to get worse unless we help it to get better. That's a failure. It's a failure of us, of our society, our

generations, many generations it's taken to create this situation, this situation where there's a lack of sex. This branding of sex is

something that should only go on in certain ways when you're married, or you should be a virgin until you're married, or you shouldn't have it with a sex

worker, because that means there's something wrong with you, you shouldn't masturbate, because that means you're a loser. These messages that we tell

each other, and then of course Sesta and Foster basically criminalizing, communicating about sex on the internet. Fuck them. Fuck them, but...

They're trying to fuck us. We have to fuck them so they don't fuck us, and we have to vote them out. I mean these are all the senators, except two, voted

for this thing, and are going to make it worse for these incels, you know? At least some of them could go to sex workers. Now they can't even do that.

And by the way, Canada has the craziest law in which it's legal to be a sex worker, but not legal to be a John. Do you know about that law? Yeah.

I don't... I mean I guess it's a step in the right direction, but very, you know, kind of impotence, so to speak. All right, so, you know, my

solution... What is the solution? Okay, I'm sure there's all kinds of solutions that people have. My solution is the Bonobo way, you know? And I know I'm

selling books, and I'm not ashamed to say that. I'm very commercial in this commercial society. I'm also selling magazines, by the way. But you know,

guys, let's just say this. Bonobos are the only great apes who have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. They're very close to human,

and they're very female-empowered. They don't need a Me Too movement, because they are all about that. They... Female solidarity is all Bonobo. And yet, the

males are happy. Why? Because they get laid all the time. You know what? There are no incels in Bonoboville. There aren't any Bonobo boy that wants some can find

maybe not with the necessarily the the Bonobo of his choice. She might be on her period or something. You know, but there's a Bonobo boy with a nice heart

on going, hey, take me. Here I am. You know, and it looks like a carrot, right? Not exactly a mushroom head, but you know, they're very similar to us in a lot of

ways. But, and there's a Bonobo female masturbating, if you're watching the video right now. That's a girl. That's a pussy right there. She's playing with

a pussy while she's chewing on some grass. Sounds like us. That's the life. That's the life! And you know what? It's good for the Stacey's, the Chad's, and

there are no incels. So I don't know, guys. I know I don't know all the steps towards this, but I do know if we don't make like Bonobos, not baboons, we're gonna have

more mass murder, more war, and no life on earth. So that's my soapbox. And now Go Bonobos! Go Bonobos! Go Bonobos! We have to take our responsibility as as pro-sex

people, because this this world is being taken from us. I mean it's been going in this progressive way, and it still is in many ways, but there's a pull. There's

a gravitational force. A backlash. A backlash to to the women being empowered, a backlash to sex being out there, and the incels are part of the

backlash, so we have to, and Trump is part of the backlash, because he signed the Cesta Foste, even though he, of all people who, you know, is all about paying

his women, should know, right? He should know. Give him your birthday spanking. Okay, so speaking of birthday spankings. We have a birthday girl. Yeah. Come on, sit

up here, I guess. Tell me to come on. Come on. Yes, so it's your birthday, celebration wise. I know, your birthday is like in a couple days, but how you feeling? Feeling

great. I mean, are you glad to be moving on to 28? I mean, the older I get, the better I look, so yeah. That's true, I think. You've gotten a lot better

looking since you've been here. I mean, not that you weren't gorgeous to begin with, but no, you just keep blossoming seriously. You do. I'm like a flower. You

are. Pink. A pink flower. A pink, like a zinniers. Or a pussy. Right. Well, you know, Georgia Keith thought that flowers are pussies. Oh yeah. Flowers are very

pussy-like. Yeah, I mean, she's not the only one. Yeah, so and in fact, in right there in the Stormy Daniels, so-called pussy, we have a flower. Right. So it's

your birthday. It's my birthday. And I have a couple of little things for you. Uh-oh. Okay. So since it's masturbation month, and it's a pink moon,

this is a pink masturbatory toy that, you know, it's good for playing with yourself or your friends, and it's by the beautifully pronounced fukkyu

company. That's so badass. Fukkyu. It's like, I don't know if it's Korean, Japanese, I don't want to get to. At least I can know I can fuk me. Yeah. Yeah. So, I

mean, we can have our tech department put the batteries in. I just wanted you to see it as a package here. Hold it, hold it up as a package. Okay. And

birthday sash. Birthday sash. Yeah. Oh, cool. And it lights up. Okay. You're, you know, pink. And, well, I mean, I don't want you to wear this though, because you're too

pretty. So we'll have a balloon wear it. But it's there when you need it. A pink mask. So where is our tech department? Somewhere. Tech guy. Can you bring this

back to it? There are batteries in there. There's Abe. He's right there. Okay. Well, he's going to do it. So to speak. Now, speaking of end runs, you know, birthdays

have a lot to do with butts, don't you think? Have you had a spanking on your birthday? Actually, no. You have not actually had a birthday. I mean, you've

had spankings. Now, last week, it was like a pre birthday. Wow. I mean, Mr. Sian was here and goddess Phoenix. And they both really made your ass as

pink as that sash. It was awesome. What an honor. But now I would like to see if we have any leftover bruises. They pretty much filled up. I don't know if

we can see with this thing here. Okay. Little bit. Yeah, we do have a little bit of bruising right here. Look at Mr. Scara getting all excited.

What is happening? I mean, I also love asses. You love asses. Okay. Well, I mean, you look so like, like your mouth is hanging open. Maybe you should come up

here and... I have floggers. May I? Yeah. Are you ready for birthday flogging? Please. I mean, they look pretty light, you know, not to not

like how to nine tails. No. So here we go. Light. Here, I'll hold this. And we can do this and move around. And oh, yes, birthday flogging. I'm not sure

if Facebook can see this. She is wearing all of her clothes and looking. Whoa. That's some wax. Yeah. Yeah, some nice wax. Facebook is not

seeing this. She is a pro. We're not taking any risks. Okay. Florentine style. Yes. She looks like a viking of some sort. Yeah. Happy, happy

birthday. That was at least 28 gloves. I love it. Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, happy birthday. All right. Well, you've got your first birthday gift, gifts,

I should say. And well, I'm looking at you, Lexie. I mean, are you going to give her a spanking or a pussy licking or a gift? She actually

brought a paddle. A paddle. I love you guys. We all have spanking toys. Okay. Okay. Look at this. Wow. A nice paddle. Okay. I'll hold this. Look at

Lexie. I haven't seen Lexie give a spanking yet. And her lovely boob is now revealed by her tank top, which has a nice way of going

between boobs. Very nice. And she is certainly spanking away. She spanks me harder. I think she could do better. Yeah. Oh, don't be shy. Don't be shy.

All right. That's an invitation. We could get that ass as pink as those ruffles. Okay. Here comes the male. Oh, and he has that male upper body

strength. Look at that. Oh, but Mistress Cara looks like now. Not really. He does. He does. I just also have something. You also do.

Yes, right. And it's got the word slut on it too. Oh, yes. Hmm. Hmm. What? What account are we at? I

lost count. Oh, you did. Okay. Okay. So we're going to start from the beginning. Okay, let's do it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 11. Oh, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. Now you're legal. 19, 20, 21. Okay. Now 22, 23, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 20,

um, what happened? 25, um, 26, right? I'm so jealous. I want to go again. Okay, keep going. With my hand. Trade. I think that was actually like

80, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yes, you can. 20. Are we still going? Oh, we're starting to get it. But you can put it by her ass. Yeah. Oh,

oh, wow. That's some upper body strength. Right there. Whoa. 20, 28. Yes, 28, 28, 28, 28. It's stuck. 28, 28. Wow. Oh, she's doing the cupping

motion. We were told about the cupping motion, right? By Goddess Phoenix, the tease spank and then whack, whack, the hard wax and the little staccato

rhythms. Okay. Wow. Yay. Did that hurt at all? Not really. No, it was it's got to be done by now. Okay. It felt really good. All right. Oh, look

who's here. Yeah. Miss Elena Rain and we're so happy to see you and you've brought the um, the new toy here. Uh, you can try it on matches your

outfit and uh, buzzes. So Elena Rain, welcome. Yes. You're looking very sexy with all these ties tying you up. And it looks like you were out

in the sun with those ties. I was. You were. You have tan lines. I didn't take very good care of my skin so PSA, everyone wore sunscreen. Right.

No, that's true and and that is a good idea, especially with the terrible pollutants we have and and and the global warming. But at

the same time, I have to say there's a lot of people out there uh, celebrating masturbation month right now because they have tan line

fetishes. Oh, well, maybe I'll have to take these off at some point and display. Tan line fetish. I did this thing on purpose a little bit

because I wanted to be kind of a zebra. That'll be cool. Yes. I think that does look cool. I think you should take it off in a little while,

but the zebra thing is good. So, is that buzzing now? Yeah, does it? Oh, ah, wow. You know, talk about a massage. I feel like a

transformer. You are. That's like, that is the coolest sex toy ever. Transform that. Really? It is. It's like it makes you robotic. You

know, like and part android, you're in Westworld and you're a pleasure doll. Yeah, and it matches your outfit, which perfectly. It's

going to have to come off soon though because, you know, this is birthday suit, right? Yeah. But maybe we should have some music. I think

so. All right. Uh, yeah, I think so. So, you've been waiting longer. So, you were late. The last. Okay. So, come on up here. Look at this

diaphanous peach number. And here she is, Jezebel Sweet. Live from Bonoboville. And so, people might sort of be masturbating and, you know,

playing. I mean, they were doing that before, right? They always, we, I were you saying without people masturbating and stripping and stuff.

But anyway, I think I need a microphone. So, okay, here we go. Uh, yeah. Jezebel Sweet. Live from Bonoboville. And what are you going

to sing? Um, so this is a song that I actually, it's funny how she ended up here. Um, was this is a song that I wrote for her. And I

knew it would be the perfect song for Phoenix's birthday. So, she actually flew out here. So, she could come see me perform it on

the show. Oh, wow. So, this is Sun Ray. Yeah. And this is her song, in a way. Yeah. But it's also Phoenix's song. It's a birthday song.

Love you. This is called Life's the Trip. Life is a trip. Or the trip. Life's the trip. Life's a trip. Life's a trip. It sure is. Ready for

the trip. Grab the outtoins. I don't know when or if I'm coming back. Meditate like Jackie Ohm with my

female captain Jack. Follow all the arrows and the rabbits and the signs. No need to check the clock. My love, there's no such thing as time.

Let's misbehave. Let's put some rainbows in our brains. Every once in a blue moon it just seems like the thing to do. I'll just tone

it down a little bit. With that please miss can I have some more. Lay out all the tropicals and walk until we're sore.

She's painting universes and I'm writing pretty songs singing. Fuck you. We're beautiful and we're not wrong. No need for decisions now it's

done. You put the paper in your mouth you're gone. Life's a spiral baby. Everything comes back around. It's a trip my darling.

We're about to hit the ground. Jeez, more a fucking sunshine lights the days up when it rains. Bubble baths and acid map and bottles

of champagne. We're dealing good vibrations. We're a two-girl crystal nation letting Lucy tag along so we can all menage a toile.

A flawless, a lawless rebel kind of girls. Wedding vids and ginger ale and mermaid ocean pearls. We could wander streets all day in.

Absolute bliss but we'll never have to walk too far looking like this. She's painting universes and I'm writing pretty songs singing. Fuck you.

We're beautiful and we're not wrong. No need for decisions now it's done. You put the paper in your mouth you're gone. Life's a spiral baby.

Everything comes back around. Life's a trip my darling. We're about to hit the ground. I said life's a spiral baby. Everything comes back around.

My darling oh my darling we're about to hit the ground. We'll keep on getting better and we'll hide our scars with glitter because everything's a canvas

in our world. And life is kind of well you know. We fell down the rabbit hole and found a little something of our own. Life's a spiral baby. Everything comes

back around. Life's a trip my darling. We're about to hit the ground. Life's a trip. Life's a trip. Yes indeed. Jessica Sweet. Live from Bonoboville.

On the Dr. Susan Block show. Singing. Life's a trip. You have nine minutes for Phoenix Dawn's birthday and I have nine minutes. Well that was beautiful. Thank you. You have two microphones just like you're giving a press conference.

Yes life is a trip and fuck you if you don't accept that right. Something like that. Beautiful. Okay well we've only got nine minutes so I think we should do a birthday communion with the birthday girl.

I'm so down. You're so down. Are you down to commune be altar girl. You'll commune. Okay well who's going to be the altar girl. Your choice. Is that a mission of course.

Okay. Miss Leight. Better move the guitar. Oh look at these legs. Oh my god. They look so vulnerable. Burn. And some hot tan lines. Hot tan lines. You have a tan line fetish it sounds like. I have a lot of fetishes.

Okay. All right so uh this means um yeah uh look at this lovely corset. Okay it's been a while since I've done this so where's where's my altar. You're the altar. I'm the altar. You are the altar. Which part of me is the altar.

Other than all of me. Well we could have different parts be the altar. Usually it's boobs but you know. Whenever. Yeah. When you're when you're fun sized. Although I don't know. Maybe I could push them. They're beautiful sized.

Beautiful. Great. Natural. I think everybody here has natural boobs. From between the eyebrows. Nice. That's great too. So uh now you're you're undoing the birthday present. Very good. Here you hold this microphone now.

And I will I'm the high priestess of Bonoboville Communion. Just in case you're wondering. And uh I am uh well she's preparing the altar as we say. So you can keep preparing the altar. Yeah. Very good. That's uh quite a nice preparation.

And by the way thank you Ecor for introducing us to Jezebel Sweet. Yes. All right. And she has um here I need to lean on you because I have to walk over her wire here. Yep thank you. And uh you know you keep dropping your sash.

I think you should drop your bra and put the sash on. The sash on but no bra. Yeah there you go. Sash. Oops. Okay. Sash off. Sash on. Sash on because she's the birthday girl. Where's the thing that says birthday girl. All right now before your altar gets dry

I need to oh there we go. Oh look at that altar. A hard nippled altar we have here. Elena Rain is birthday communion altar of the night. Good switching. Yes. Very nice. Very lovely. Keep um you know communing.

Yes. I don't think we can get enough of that communion stuff. We the audience of masturbators getting ready for the M month may is coming. Okay thank you. And it's a pink moon. All right so you need to move over a little bit. Yes. Lovely. And here we go.

And uh turn the music down. Music down. I don't know whose music this is. So we are going to now have uh well whenever you're ready. Your birthday waterboarding. Are you ready? Oh I saw a putty cat. I did meow. Now it looks like the putty cat. The putty cat didn't get uh sunburned. No.

No. That's that's good. That's good. I made sure to be careful. That's good. Yeah right. Oh yes. Phoenix is a very giving girl. She even wants to give on her birthday. She's gonna have to give to her. You can try out your new toy Phoenix. But you can turn around and um get your waterboarding. Because this is your birthday waterboarding. And there's your toy that you can try out.

Yes. And open wide. And happy birthday to Phoenix Dunn. Yes. Birthday communion. And now you can go back to whatever you're doing. Um so how much time do we have now? We have three minutes. Three hard minutes. Brian you look like you have something to say. I don't know what to say. Oh I was I was thinking

of something but it was about the toy because I'm still stuck on the toy. The toy. The toy. It's the coolest toy I've ever seen. Yeah maybe Phoenix will let you borrow it. Oh yeah that's a good idea. How about that? You did borrow a sweater so you go with it. Or are you using it? Oh you are kind of she's kind of using it. But you know

it's already getting a lot of play. We have to stock up on batteries. I feel like Phoenix I feel like you're gonna be using this a lot. Oh look at this. Yeah I mean you know there's a way to put it on which is not what you're doing but it's okay. Yeah yeah that's good that's good and and there's different speeds and stuff. There's a whole thing going on there yeah it's like

right. We are celebrating Phoenix's birthday and as you can see she's had some more birthday spankings and I think she's gonna get some more and we haven't even gotten to the birthday suit and yes we are getting ready for masturbation month and it might be a little wrestling tonight I don't or more domination certainly nor music and law flagellation flagellation masturbation

and no incels here you incel guys we love you we want to share the love somehow and yes we need government subsidized sex work okay because a lot of these incels can't you know they can't afford it they're living in their mom's basement you know what are they gonna do so we need we need this I mean if we want to live in a peaceful society if we want

to make love not war and if we want to you know keep life on earth yeah because they're out of time because yeah we're almost out of time we really are brothers and sisters but not for this show we're gonna come back so don't come yet and don't go away hi i'm dr susan block and i've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes you know

the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99 genetically similar to us when it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would

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susie one on the worldwide web and now here she is dr susan block and i am dr susan block you're there waves this is phoenix dawn the birthday girl and uh we have let's see the new girl sun ray i have to say her name first otherwise i won't remember it okay sun ray right yes oh i'm so glad you took off your jacket now you've revealed your shoulders

very nice very nice can i see her boots i thought you were going to say a different consonant at the end of boot yeah but those are nice boots i have to say and they don't have boobs on them but they do have eyeballs in the turtle whoa desert turtles quite a person man how well bonga obviously turtles that are for marijuana and next to her is the lovely malifluous nightingale

jezebel sweet who's saying about tripping yeah it's becoming more popular these days there's more and more people tripping i mean what about real tripping is that i mean like on acid and stuff yeah mushrooms ecstasy something like that yeah i guess that that was in the song right but i was thinking it was just like light it works on a lot of level it works on a lot that's what

tripping does okay and speaking of trippy we have elena rain here with her trippy sun tan wow yeah tan lines they're burn lines more like yeah well we do have a polluted environment and moving right around the room we have the butcher of bonoboville baker well because we're kind of vegan here so our butcher is really a baker

yeah and max is stoned oh i'm sorry yeah we heard that captain i'm stoned it's okay yes indeed welcome right and we have mistress kara right here with a hot corset and she is going to be joining us for the bonobo way femdoms of the wild go up femdoms of the wild at domcon and on switch we have to put something on what is off oh your microphone it was off right i handed that one over

to you the birthday girl yes we're good again so join us at domcon um really like two weeks it's happening it's happening okay look it up domcon dot com i think or domcon la or something like that it's easy cool it right i'm on saturday morning i call it morning because it's noon high noon okay don't have your guns cocked but have your cocks gunning you know and your pussy's ready

and it is the hilton so we can't do anything too funky but um we can have fun we're gonna have bonobo way books bankings and bananas and wrestling and uh and me talking a lot yeah i'm sorry about that and uh and who knows what else maybe oh oh yeah banana eating and pie right pie a little splashing right and so speaking of bananas boy we saw big banana come out of

this avocado a couple weeks ago and uh next to him is a beautiful little tamale and this is uh this is brian jameson and lexie lore come on down come on up here that's us yes yes you've been you know kind of summoned hanging out there and we were talking about masturbating yeah speaking of which may is coming may is coming and you know about masturbation

when did you find out about masturbation month uh well actually she told me about it possibly a week ago so i didn't know that okay maybe you can have two mics until you can when did you find out about masturbating it doesn't work okay there you go well i actually um asked about masturbation month but i also want to know when did you find out about masturbating i'm curious oh you don't know

okay so i was i don't know i had to be like 13 i'm probably really i mean 13 i accidentally stumbled onto a porn website my mom found it like two days later in my history and i got in so much trouble but and that was your first masturbating my first encounter with porn and masturbating if you don't mind my saying a late bloomer literally literally well i mean now when we say masturbating

we don't necessarily mean coming especially among girls but also among guys that was more so my first time actually touching myself really a hundred percent there's 13 years old what religion did you grow up with uh it was christianity but i didn't really pay too much attention to religion that age okay so you didn't think of the cross being shaped yes this is the jesus jack haber i love it i've

never seen that either anyway if you love jesus it's that time of year it's it's the spring season and we love jesus we do and we keep jesus in the vulva puppet that's right he goes back in the cave and then he rises again and then he goes back in the cave right okay so people that are into religion you know you can have fun too uh so okay so you know when you were 12 and what about you

okay so i remember pretty clearly i was 11 okay i was watching like a justin beaver music video and i was going through the comments and someone said something about jacking off and i was like what the fuck does that mean it's like googled it these intellectual kids yeah all right i'm all masturbated that's so cool and you know that's great i have to say the first time i masturbated

i didn't know what it was i just put my hand there i i didn't learn like you children now learn and i think it's great because i wasn't sure what i was doing you know i didn't have like a super religious like you mustn't do that a couple times my mom did say to me susie take your hands out of your pants because your hands are dirty and it's clean down there she did say that did she know well

she was probably right that my hands were probably full of snot or kitty litter or something so you know she did at least give me that idea that it was clean and and i got the idea eventually uh so masturbation is great and i really didn't learn how to do it to orgasm myself until i was your age 19 when did you first have an orgasm with masturbation did you have it right away i don't

remember completely but it was either like the same time i first masturbated or like really close after because like i googled all the specifics like i learned what the clip was and i don't know i just figured that shit out so right and that's what it took for me to i had to go to a female consciousness raising group at yale which was very unusual because right away it's

like almost all boys but at that time and there was a female consciousness raising group that had a book called liberating masturbation it was a pamphlet that later turned into a book called sex for one by dr betty dodson so i always say betty dodson the grandmother or the godmother of masturbation is what she's called uh she gave me my first orgasm because i yeah i had to

figure out what was what down there i'd been playing around and playing around and i'd already had sex with various guys who had orgasms you know they didn't have a problem with that and i enjoyed it i i'd love to have sex but and then you know didn't do that thing right i can relate to that figuring out how to make a girl come was probably the biggest

struggle of my life in high school that was awful how'd you figure it out um one girl i actually had to go step by step and teach me i mean it worked though like it was the best lesson of my life that's good every person after that was just so thankful and i just i remember this person so specifically communication beautiful thing saved my life right all right so

speaking of communication what would you like to communicate to everyone in the womb room here about masturbation um masturbating is a natural touching yourself is supposed to be fluent and nobody should be ashamed of it anybody at all being ashamed of masturbation is like being ashamed of just anything that just you feel you do every day like it's just

you shouldn't be ashamed of any women testify brother brian yes i masturbate and i am not ashamed i masturbated before i came over here and i'm not ashamed you can say lord or lady or you know whatever i masturbate when did you masturbate last me today i masturbated today right it a couple times was it good or yeah i mean you came all right that's a good that's a good

sorry microphone it's a good side when did you last masturbate phoenix birthday girl in the bathroom in the bathroom oh in the bathroom dirty girl i love it wow wait just now okay oh i approve good job okay i guess we're going around the room yeah jack when did i first masturbate or last i ended either one um i last masturbated to completion this morning

i've been edging since um edging edging is good yes we should talk about that later okay um i first masturbated at round 11 and um by the way we were not trying to say that people should have sex at a young age like that no no do it with yourself first you know that's that's level one but yourself is very basic very basic i want to say i started masturbating when i was two

just sticking my hand down there and alina yeah did you start masturbating at two not at two but but pretty young yeah i think i had my yeah i started like toying around when i was like nine hey yeah it's just feels good put your hand down there or you know in my day we had the sprinkler oh yeah the shower head anyway what do you like to use now do you where's that toy

the fingers the vibrant fingers the vibrating thing now brian has been like interested all over this toy he really likes this toy i'm not sure why maybe he's a tech techie guy you know it's kind of a that's not all that advanced i would say that's a few years old i that it seems advanced i just don't look at sex toys i mean i've seen them at the sex store a couple times you have right but i didn't

know they were this powerful or at least this one well you know there's a power and there's also the beauty of your hand yeah where you can maneuver in such a way that you can never maneuver a toy because a toy is just one thing and this is like all these fingers so i don't know it's fun it's fun to have toys you know and that's another thing for masturbation

to just say is that if you need to use toys there's nothing wrong with that if you like want to use toys if it helps you to get over a home so to speak okay so we're trying to figure out how this thing works now okay here here she goes this is the birthday girl knows how to work it okay she's going to put it on him

oh it's for you masturbating with it oh you're going to put it on she she already masturbated yeah she's like okay well here we go yeah round two well um who's going to put this thing on someone i mean okay what is that thing this is the fuck you uh glove it's it's like i've heard those lyrics in a song before yeah right it's three

fingered you can put it on any three fingers that you like and um here you go that you don't insert these do you or um optional i feel i feel that's optional really yeah it seems like it i would just be worried about getting shocked well do you want to feel it i mean phoenix you should um let your friends masturbation is electrifying guys

this is a good bad fun bad fun well this is battery operated so yeah all right well so you just wanted to look at it or okay okay here it goes okay we're testing oh how it feels oh okay she's got it going on with mistress cara who is kind of enjoying her queenly

position in the chair and uh like those queenly tits how do you like the vibrations mistress cara i love vibrations in fact the first time i had an orgasm it was probably about 10 and i had played and touched and and rubbed myself on things for many years but i was in the bathroom and i saw this electric toothbrush and i took the toothbrush off of it and i just saw this little

nub that vibrated and i put it on my pussy yep and i had my first orgasm right there on the floor and i didn't know what the fuck but i loved it you know that is a common uh discovery uh scene the toothbrush sometimes it goes up a guy's ass you know i'm like my left side that's okay too but don't brush your teeth with it after it does that's not sanitary

no that looks really good wow and uh it's like your fingers are part human and part sex toy like robot fucking i like it yeah my little sex cyborg the future the future is good and it's a fun toy kind of like especially i think for uh someone to use who might be threatened by a sex toy you know you keep playing with this shirt why don't you just take it off

how about that can i have a hand for that idea yeah yeah oh you like the shirt or is it oh it's a great all american oh i see it's it's a bodysuit wow look at the bodysuit and look at the body yowl this is lexy lure just in case you're wondering and thank you eric john for introducing us to lexy lure eric john of erotic entertainment and you are certainly an erotic entertainer

and uh and much more and uh whoa nice striptease and okay now the toy has gone into jack's pants there's so much that's wow that happened while lexy was stripping so i didn't really notice

i that was sneaky this is working better than i expected it might have you've got it in your pants now how's it feeling tingly tingly yeah no it's lovely it's uh it's a nice light vibration it's not trying it's just kind of unappreciative what is it what i thought i was saying something trying to move um some things i think the balloons can stay there

what is that can always pop a balloon and whose lipstick is this what is this yours that's oh of course it's the birthday girl mm-hmm so uh i i feel like you guys should wrestle each other's clothes off challenge mine would be very hard to get maybe you should just wrestle phoenixes off at least i can do that what happened to my microphone what is is everything okay or is there

something maybe it's because this machine is very close to me right it's uh staticking do you hear the static or is it just in my headphones okay abe is going to fix me uh and my sound so that i like it right and oh and now we're having a demonstration of masturbation by lexie lore and her toy and she's leaning against the big soft plush balls

of the small dick donald trump doll and uh there she is with her pink vibration and i mean uh birthday girl do you uh wait a second i've got oh there we go it was wow that was a little orgasmic actually you know when you have a lot of static in your ears and then suddenly it explodes into

normal sound it's mmm eargasmic there are many things that are like orgasms but you know an orgasm itself is the best of all of them but um but yeah there are eargasms you can have where your ears just explode and sometimes i have them from having my ears rubbed of course the best thing is to like masturbate while you're having your ears rubbed and then have an

uh name of the toy or let's see where's the microphone where did the toy come from okay this is not like a commercial toy oh i thought you meant like name it like oh oh well i i could mean that too like mr happy or you know it's a solo i don't know what that is solo solo solo yeah someone just sold it to me in the sex store in there well it looks very elegant

very uh yeah yeah it does look like it loves you you should give it a name maybe brian should give it a name yeah like doesn't have a name like mini brian i don't think that's kind of um i mean if you name brian from another era right that guy died recently too mini me the guy that played mini me on um what was that 80s show you can name it after a dead person mini me okay um the guy with the

hair cut and uh all right nobody's from that era the mini me guy um who burn treuer no i know but what was the movie he was in austin powers right that's the thing okay oh look at this wow this is a no i am more toys a real i mean and it's so almost pink kind of purple beautiful let's have jesus stand up well he's back here yes slow that music down back there and uh

what is that it's a double even better oh look at that well someone else is how to be a porn star is this your toy like yeah it's my toy is it like two people fuck it is it this is a two person fuck toy it's like a strap on only better oh a strap on now speaking of strap arms um i heard about another strap for a strap on under a skirt um in a chair over there

right yep there it is mistress cara also has a strap on this is your first strap on the first strap on i ever bought bought okay so other people have given them to you or dead again you know can you hear me i can hear you um it's the first strap on yeah never mind and why did you bring it here is this is this a gift uh you wanted to give in some way to our

birthday girl uh there's the microphone problem okay and there we go um you never know what's going to happen and you should be prepared so i like to be prepared yes all right well i i don't know either what's going to happen except i have a beautiful porn starlet masturbating in my bed to lead off masturbation month i feel like we should have a little music but maybe it should be

live how about we have uh elena rain could i take the stage and um you know kind of give us a view of lexie though of course so um maybe you know right here and uh you can start kind of coming in from here and um you can give us a soundtrack to lexie's gear and up for masturbation month and to phoenix's birthday i think i could do that is this loud enough can you hear yeah i hear you

okay here she is elena rain live from bonoboville on the dr susan watch show for phoenix dawn's birthday and here's ecore grab a new chair everyone snuggle up yeah it's gonna be sticky do you want headsets or you want to be created you inside my mind did you ever have an idea that was so powerful that it started

to take over control and all at once you are no longer sure if you created it or if it created you what happens when the idea becomes more powerful than its creator the creator begins to lose her very self to the idea until she is no longer the creator but she is only a part of it and her whole life becomes no more than a mission to see it

through to completion or to see it through to come to completion may is coming i think it'll be better if i take this off don't you oh yeah but later in you can't rip up my insight i'll swallow them whole i'm slipping from the handle i sucked into your black hole the ripples in the water the river's full of tie look down from the airplane you can see the line is how to feel i always knew

that we were meant to be created you inside my mind you've always been a part of me whoa i've always had this feeling i always knew that we were meant to be you inside my mind you've always been a part of me you lift me up so i can see you clear the smoke so i can breathe you bend in me so i can reach you've always been a part of me

very much just like it's still done it's always been a part of me mask inside the mirror tell me what you see yeah my face is getting clearer smoke envelopes me the ripples in the water feet against my spine look down from the airplane you can see the line always had a feeling

i always knew that we were meant to be created you inside my mind you've always been a part of me i could feel that oh that got my thumb hurt a little bit that's one way to masturbate you lift me up so i can see you the smoke so i can breathe bend in me so i can reach you've always been a part of me always had a feeling

i always knew that we were you inside my mind a part of me and later rain from bonoboville or the dr. season block show you made us go balloons it's a form of going bonobos and uh yeah i hope you don't mind being close to me

especially with that balloon popping i mean that was very sexy right should we do it again do you want to do it again yeah here's one right there i don't know baby can you handle it yeah you're very good at it it's a fetish you know balloon you made me bleed a little bit wow whoa Elena Reigns pops it

for your birthday i mean do you want to pop your own balloon phoenix yeah okay okay you're ready to do it but you have to take your dress off or your bra or something stripped look at that hotbots okay it's your birthday it's your birthday it's your birthday okay pop that balloon get the thing out from in front of you right there we want to see that balloon

right that's a thick balloon whoa yeah wow are you tingling does it make you tingle a little bit of a bonobo tonight and now we're bonoboing back here yeah and uh i i imagine if the vibrator doesn't have a name neither does the dildo uh it's just uh uh pretty big purple dildo don't don't don't

birthday girl are you ready for your cake cake cake cake cake cake right is there such a thing out there of some sort is it usually phoenix brings in the cake right you might have to bring in your own cake i don't know i mean i don't think we arranged that i'll bring it in you're gonna bring it in i'll bring it in shirtless i'll bring it in oh yes yay you want

to take his shirt off take his shirt off where's he could take the bring the cake in bonoboville of course is a great shirt so we should first have a look at that yeah the man from bonoboville ecor the wolf yeah i'm bonobo saying no in so right there ecor the wolf you want to get her cake the wolf's death go to the dead where should i go to get the

cake right there there it is all right we've got the cake here come on over here who has the cake there it is ecor has the cake i have the cake we have the cake and you have to make a wish and we have to say happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear phoenix happy birthday to you

now put your lips together and did it we even have phallic carrots on it wow we splashed juxty's cake last week i don't know this one looks so good though maybe we should especially cami where is cami she needs to get a piece of cake before it gets ruined um okay what is it oh that fell out of the cake yep i fell out of the cake all right oh wow is cami here

cami needs to get a real piece of cake hello cami say happy birthday to phoenix whoa don't ruin the cake wait a minute don't ruin the cake now don't ruin the rug okay let's take a with the cake here we go where's the knife right cut it there it is all right well where should you put it i mean you're the one that knows these things no i don't know um put it in phoenix's hand right

here we go okay we're gonna hold the cake and we're cutting it pieces so there's all different types of icings here okay so we got pieces and we're cutting oh i feel sad you're cutting the phallic carrots yeah save the carrots yeah okay right okay okay so i think what we should do is have a piece here well first of all what which part do you want

chocolate we are not going to say what that might mean um here we go cami gets oh she's got her plate okay you get chocolate look at us going crazy over cake all right now last week danielle was here and she splashed the whole cake we are not gonna do that this year but i want to eat my cake off of your nipple can i do that yes okay so uh here we go you look

like you're lactating happy birthday and so you know light splashing is permissible no ruining the rug unless we move it we could move it you want to move it okay we're gonna move the rug because there's gonna be more splashing and we just got this rug we're not gonna say where because they're not advertisers um and uh and we're moving the rug

e-cores holding the cake and uh you guys did you come you did you had a quiet orgasm lexie lor had an orgasm all right she is ringing in masturbation months two days in advance bless you and here goes the rug okay the crew uh and the guests and and birthday girl are all moving the rug and there's wires everywhere and birthday sashes and a cake i don't know if i should hold this

actually never mind um oh are you good at that but what if someone wants to eat your pussy all right now we have uh you know your basic floor all right so missy birthday girl why did we do this oh just in case okay so come on back you all the guests left okay okay would you like to have some cake off of her butt perhaps yes okay off of her butt i think that means you

have to remove your skirt her well spanked butt okay and now oh we're doing a little reading while we're on the show that's okay you know if you're gonna read anything you might as well read my book sitting on my bed okay and now you're getting the the wire in the cake okay so now the cake is on her butt all right this is good and quite a bit of cake actually quite a bit of

cake and you're licking it i know it's pretty good it's uh very creamy very very creamy how do you think that looks i'm getting off too right now right so what do you think i mean after all she got to take communion off of your altar perhaps you would like some cake from her this is the birthday girl little icing on her would you like some icing on some other part you know she's not quite finished

with the ass but there's always the boobs oh yes don't mind if i do yes yeah oh yeah yeah that orange that's why we were saving the carrots so we could just destroy them there's a little faux choking birthday girl sash yes she's saying you're mine you're mine birthday girl almost nipples look at those look at that

yeah she's just sucking it right up oh yes it is a very delicious nipple oh i had a little taste but really she she is just showering down on it the view from back here is ridiculous it's ridiculous it's a very good view i must say yes yes i think the view is good in all directions actually i mean i'm sure the view is good from there and these guys you know are

something to look at all the views all the views and uh burning girl is holding the cake very nicely sunray sunray i'm concerned with is that cake that cake is uh you're concerned would you like a piece of it is that what you for non-splosh okay there should be some let's get some plates i have to be okay you

got some plates let's um provide some cake for the non-sploshers yes okay and then perhaps we'll continue the splashing where's the night period seven minutes seven minutes seven minutes okay we just need something to put the cake on the plates right no you should have left or you know what yeah okay this is what the birthday girl left that was not a solution we have it right here you

guys coming back we have the night all right okay so here i'm not gonna point it at you because i'm bonobo so okay so we're now gonna provide some um normal pieces of cake for the normies out there that's what in cells call everybody who's not an in cell and it's a terrible word but it's sticking sticking in my head we the audience would like to have right you normies

we're the sploshers okay okay but not the the orange part we have to have more orange for sploshing i think all right so we've only got five more minutes so we need to do a final sploshing thing where i think the birthday girl is going to provide herself sans middle but you can keep your panties on take this off this the middle because now

we're all well maybe not all would you like some cake no no cake not even off of phoenix's body oh right you're vegan just wants to come okay well you could just lick her body okay so here we go we go say that i want to get that i want to get the orange yes oh yes halloween early yes well we don't just want it to be halloween candy corn um we want uh

the green too yeah eco-sexual yes baby and maybe something on the back here yeah right okay okay so here we go birthday girl she already got her spanking and now she's like almost in her birthday suit uh um yummy and the it's nice to have your birthday cake offer a nice warm well spanked ass

yummy so i think we're almost done we've only got four minutes that's it so i want to thank everybody for joining us for phoenix's birthday yeah who wants some more cake over here um and uh kicking off masturbation month and we're going to be going to dom con in uh a couple of weeks so catch us there with goddess phoenix uh as opposed to phoenix don

and mr cyan and everybody else and uh pick up a copy of speakeasy magazine well you can pre-order it and i'm in cosmo talking about sex outdoors yes bonobos like it and kitchen sex too you know any kind of sex is not in the bedroom like maybe sex on this show it's fun it's fun to do it outside the bedroom it's fun to do it in the bed it's true but bathroom right bathroom's here

okay so uh and who's this on the cover kailey cuckoo cuckoo the the one that's in uh oh she's in the einstein show uh relativity theory big bang right big bang theory right isn't that what she's in right i don't know anything about modern television i don't but i somehow know more than half the people in bonobo film so okay and uh yeah we want to thank everybody for

coming jack friday thank you i got to taste your good saturday and mr scara oh we are going to see you at dom con she's going to be at the bonobo way and avocado boy guy man um i mean to me you know you're a youngster uh brian jameson and uh he's now dressing his dolly uh lexylore who gave us a beautiful demonstration of masturbation for masturbation month and with a big orgasm it was kind of silent

or maybe we just didn't have the microphone in front of you we had so much going on tonight yes and ecore the wolf is next to me we didn't have actually have you wolf it out yeah right you're here you're here and we certainly had this elena rain do it up and can you just take those those things off of your legs so we can see you totally without the things and um with

your fabulous uh tan lines look at these tan lines great and thank you sun ray for holding the cake and everything else and thank you jezebel sweet for such a sweet song yes oh my goddess that was beautiful uh tripping right something like that and uh elena rain uh okay did did you stand up that's it we're almost out okay so um yes make like bonobos not baboons okay okay no shooting just

shoot the gun between your legs please and uh make love not war that's the worst part of it it's not just the shooting at home it's the shooting abroad make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you and hey it would be appropriate because we're getting ready for masturbation month make love to yourself hey it's good it's nice it's beautiful

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