Wedding Anniversary #22: Green Horse Party

Full transcript of Wedding Anniversary #22: Green Horse Party on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web. Welcome to the Green Horse. We are having quite the event here for Dr. Susan and Prince. Max Millian's 22nd anniversary here at the famous Green Horse that has been with us since 1958. Wow. It's quite a rager in there. I'm pretty sure it's Max capacity. We don't even have our guests yet.

So head in there and watch the excitement. 22 years. 22 years, Dr. Suzy. Love.

And here we are at the dive bar. And spanking. Woo. Who is that? Nice ass. I don't remember who that is, but that's me dancing with somebody who's not my husband.

Oh, but here's Charlotte Stokely about to take over my husband. Oh, I'm doing great. I'm so happy to see you. You're so strong. Well, if you're going to have a girl take over your husband, it should be Charlotte.

She's great. She's the great American. I go through turbulence with Charlotte. Yeah, she's a great American apparel model. And porn star.

Oh, suck my microphone, Charlotte. Now, she's going to, in a minute, she's going to sing. Yes. Charlotte. She really does this well.

Right. There's Cropsey poking. Hey, it's Cropsey. Yep.

I'm here with Gin and Tonic. Drinking at Gin and Tonic. Where the hell are we? The Green Horse.

The Green Horse. Dive bar. Fantastico of Inglewood. Inglewood. Inglewood.

So the reason we're here is bars for the trees. Dr. Susan Block, who I've done multiple shows with and have had multiple orgasms with.

Oh, you wish. Oh, you wish. You wish. With her husband, Max, of 22 years.

Oh, yeah. Right now, she gave me a blowjob upstairs. That's Max. It feels like it's one a year.

There is no upstairs. Okay. Two. Two. 22.

She's had 22 in about 10 minutes. Cropsey is the publisher of Girls and Corpses. Girls and Corpses.

And that's Trixie, if anybody wants to know. And our own Chris there. And there's Vice Magazine. Allison.

All right. Vice Magazine was there. I want to know. How do you know Dr. Cindy? Come to me, Dr. Cindy.

Oh, my God. How do I know? How did I not know Dr. Cindy? And Selma is a porn star. She is with ideal image models.

I know Dr. Cindy. So I'm glad that I'm here. I love this piece here. Because it stars Charlotte.

No, no, no. I'd like to actually... Well, just watch. Is this something she does on stage or something?

Is that the one? She's just a... Like a little girl. She's going to break out and do it.

She's just... She's just so nice. She's just so nice. Oh, my God.

She's just my daughter. Well, she's got that right now. Well, you think I'm crazy. Yeah, you think I'm crazy.

I'm friends with the monster. I'm trying to mine a bit. You know, I feel like I'm not just going to act like... I think I'm just going to die.

I'm like, oh my God. I'm going to die. Actually, she should be in the movie. You think I'm crazy.

You think I'm crazy. Well, that's no big deal. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much.

You have a great horse night. It's a great place. If you want to go diving, you can ride a horse.

I know. I'm so used to being here in Vanillabelle. And speaking of where I'm going to go. Essentially, of course,

but I can't really decide that. By the way, Rosa makes the best tacos. Yeah, Rosa. I haven't had her tacos.

Best tacos in time. But I had her drinks. And she makes them excellent drinks. Great drinks.

Great drinks. Keep drinks. Charlotte, you're my prisoner. I'm scared.

She's very inelegant. Don Nick. Like a model. Yeah.

I'll say a little more detail. She's lovely and tall. But she's... Not all the bone structure.

She's a designer and... And if you see her... And look at that. Stokely ass.

And by the way, this little commercial blogger with a juxtaposer, finger fodder,

green to match the green horse. And if you see her... Yeah. And she is...

Just... So hot and nasty. Very nasty. And when you look at her here,

she looks like she's from the Netherlands. Catholic school. Yes. Well, the Catholic school girls

are always the nastiest. Nick, my ass, Charlotte. Spank me. You!

She likes my trickle. Yeah. Frolicking with Charlotte. This was good foreplay

for our anniversary night when we had 22 orgasms. Oh yeah. Spank me, Charlotte.

That's pretty good. She just wants to pose with my ass. I'm now in a Charlotte Stokely trance. Can you tell?

It's also partly that chord. Ah, my ass. Those stockings say, love me, kiss me, marry me.

Right on the leg, you say? Sideways. The client got me for the actions. All right, so we're here at the green horse.

Yeah, so this is one of the divey-divey great divey bars in the city of Los Angeles. And I want to thank you all

for joining us tonight here. Our pleasure. Oh, got a little whipping going on, baby. Dancing like Jackson.

So who's this dancing? Don't ask me. These are just guests. Various and assorted guests.

Partying in our honor for our longevity. Marriage. It's a form of fun.

Please, kiss me. I try to provide a lot of cute girls for your husband on your 22nd anniversary. What kind of cake is it?

It's a dirty cake. A dirty cake? It's the same cake that was on Curvier Enthusiasm.

I love Larry David. Jamaica's cakes. They provided the X-rated cake. It was a big black dick.

I love big black dick. I love big black dick. This one is a big white dick to match Max.

Nice. Nice. Well, honestly, I'm allergic to chocolate, so if it's white, even better.

Yeah, it's better, though. I can eat more of it. Yeah, vanilla. Yeah.

You know, there's something to be said for good old fashioned vanilla. I love vanilla. That cake.

There it is. Eat the cake. We're going to eat the cake. Look at that.

I don't know whether to eat it or rub myself on it. It's very nice. Beautiful. There's boobs.

They did a beautiful, beautiful job. The pussy is made of chocolate hairs. This is Jamaica's cakes. Jamaica's cakes.

And they did do the cake, a big black dick cake for curvy enthusiasm. Here is Trixie.

There is the big white dick because it's supposed to be you. It's almost as big as you. And there's the handcuffs

because marriage is bondage. Why is the camera going back and forth? You know, because the camera is probably drunk. You're probably having some of Rosa's drinks.

And there you are. Jamaica's cakes. There's the green horse. There's the pussy with the little chocolate hairs.

It's beautifully done. Yeah, very nice. You want to just make it. Happy anniversary Dr. Suzy and Prince Max.

22 years of bonobo love. And look at the ejaculate having from the cock. That's happy I'm here.

You're a wife. Oh, I got to figure out who that is. They've prosecuted me. Watch out for them young girls.

They prosecuted me. They're bringing these pictures of me. You know, we've almost been married as many times as you've been prosecuted.

You've been married 22 years. You've been prosecuted 23 times. Come on. The dick.

The dick. That's right. That's right. Oh, yeah.

I wasn't on the right microphone. But anyway, who cares. It's now time to lick the dick. Making up that cream.

Oh, yeah, babe. It's good. It's good cake. In addition to being hilarious. And there goes Charlotte.

I'm doing double palatial with Charlotte Stokely. So that's not bad. Oh, yeah. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

And there's the good girls. Perfect, kid. She's playing with balls. And see the person is neglected.

It's so much like porn, you know. Everybody pays attention to the dick. Now everybody gets a chance. A snowball of cake.

Pandora. Go down, variable. Go down. Of course, Pandora would bite it.

And walk away. But somebody had it. Oh, you got the cubs. You got the cubs.

Nipples. Whoops. Nipple fell off. Classic surgery. It's like a wardrobe malfunction.

Oh, yeah, girls. Go ahead. Oh, the horses are breaching the pussy. Oh, my God. You're not horsing around, are you?

The green horse. Get out of there. Got it. Oh, my God.

All right. Perfect. What are we doing? Los Angeles, California.

Okay, here we go. We're having fun. That was fun. I'm going to cut the cake.

Oh, yeah, baby. We've just been playing with the cake so far. Ooh. Regular people have an opportunity.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is the point. I feel the pain. I'll take a male, then.

Oh, those are the handcuffs. I don't even remember doing this, but I guess I put them around somebody. I feel good.

And they love me. Oh, yeah. So, this is a moment of looking around. Oh, hi.

I met him a long time ago. He was down by the river. And somebody had sex. And then I came out.

I'm a war baby. I mean a war baby. A baby in the middle of a war. And the wars never stop.

And they go on and on. And we win nothing. And we gain nothing. I'm a war baby.

Did we just see this, the love boat thing? Oh, it's great to see you, darling. It's so good to see you. So happy for you guys.

22 years. Such an inspiration. Thank you. Have you ever been married? Ew.

She is not married or anything. It's not like we have a disease. It's not communicable. Well, kind of a long story.

I think marriage is beautiful. You just reminded me of an ex. That's all. Marriage is beautiful for other people.

No, I just... Oh, you might get married someday. Absolutely, yes. I will definitely get married.

Again. Because Max is a valuable. I will be all of on that. Well, you look like

you're a very patient woman. Thank you. You have to wait a long time. I'll be very patient.

Maybe we could share. Definitely. We are monogamish. Sharing is caring. Can I share you with Charlotte?

Only with Charlotte. We'll have a Mormon thing. Thank you so much for coming. Absolutely.

Let's get you something to drink. Wait, wait, wait. You gave me a kiss once. I'm going to get the one.

Really, she looks so sweet. And there's Jux. There he is. Jux Lee.

Photographer. Who's Nipple is that? That's Charlotte. Oh, that is Charlotte.

We did get a Nipple out in the Green Horse. But it's under my hat. That's the key. It's under the cover.

Under the hat. That's why I wear the big hat. There's Tammy. She's quite a dancer.

Oh, yeah. Mama. Another slinky, slim blonde. Corpse.

Master D. Oh, Master D is here. I heard you were naked. I thought you lost your shirt.

There's this cute couple that I told to kiss for our anniversary. Were they just locals? Or somebody that we know?

Well, we do know them now. Yeah, they're good kissers. Mmm, yummy, yummy, yummy. Yeah, I was, you know,

directing this kiss. I just thought, you know, we're at the Green Horse. There's not a whole lot you can do.

But you can kiss. Tons like that. Kind of. Just like sex.

Wow, this is a whole kissing scene here. Yeah, oh yeah. This is a symbol of our

22nd wedding anniversary. We're just going to shake our booty here. Torque, Torque, Torque in the middle in here. Trixie.

And her pasties. Ooh. Yeah. For other pasties.

Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. She knows how to move her tassels. Nail panes.

I'm showing my underwear a lot. Even though you can't do too much. I'm doing as much as you can do. Selma.

Trixie. Oh, Jesus. There's Ashley Manta and her humongous

titskies. Whoa, look at those. They're something like double G's. And she brought

her Sybian. Charlotte is acting out as an animal. Let's dance around, girl.

We don't care. Shake that booty. This is great. Oh, there is

Dark Phoenix rubbing his nipples. Yeah. There's the couple from

the Noboville on Mida. Mm-hmm. Just saw that. There is Tammy's crotch

swishin' and swayin' and swingin' along. Go, girl. Look at that body.

She's a sleek. She's a chauffeur for Sheeks, actually. She drives a sleek chauffeur for Sheeks.

Yeah. She drives this incredible Bentley. Mm-hmm. Which, when you sit inside, is very cramped.

I didn't like it at all. Really? Oh, wow. Well, we like Tammy. Look at that hair.

Yeah, she's got quite some hair. Quite a body. Yeah, she's really got a model's body. Wild child.

The blondes at our 22nd wedding anniversary. Well, 22 years, I really can't complain. No.

And, you know, life is good. And we have our Bonoboville.

Bonoboville, right? I think it helps to keep us together. I mean, it's just the two of us. But then there's

everybody else. Then there's everybody else, of course. Charlotte got so into that whole two-two thing.

Now she's had it. I said we're going to have some flogging. Oh, here's Miley Cyrus. Look at that corset on me, huh?

Crazy. Couldn't breathe. But it was worth it. More bebopping around.

Bebop, bebop. Hey. I'm giving my Jux Leather Flogger a workout there on that ass.

And I think Rosa's drinks are working themselves through our systems. Working their magic. So, yeah,

the green horse is quite a place. I really like it. It's a really

cozy homey dive bar. Dive bar. But, you know, they're great. Rosa and

her man. And her whole gang there. They're all very friendly and, you know, it's got that

cozy feeling. Plus, here we are. Now we're getting a little kind of crazy. Since when do you get a spanking

on your anniversary? For the birthday. Crazy. Yeah, cozy.

Oh, yeah. More Charlotte. Nipples sucking. That was a fun night.

I enjoyed that. Oh, it's over already? Oh, gosh. Well, you know,

what happened next? We had that amazing after party. The very first kitchen table orgy

at Bonoboville. I love you, sweetheart. I love you too, darling.

Whether we're in an orgy or all by ourselves. You're the man I love. 22 more years. 22 more years.

I'm working through it. There's Dr. Hernando Chavez. He's a good party.

Okay.