GasMaskGirl & Hot Summer Kink

Full transcript of GasMaskGirl & Hot Summer Kink on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, sexpots and porn stars and presidences. That's right, our presidents has a dick target on his head given to us by the dominatrixes against Donald Trump. He's also gagged with the flag. And yes indeed, brothers and sisters, we are all children of sex with a

capital X. That's right, we may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Rama, Dhamma. But we are all children of sex. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-Women? A-Women. I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, our little church of love. This here is my womb room. It's very warm inside. It's actually very

warm outside. We are having a heatwave, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And it sounds sexy, but it's kind of scary actually and very crazy and I don't know. Is it normal? Is it the new normal? Fire tornadoes burning to the south, east and north of us were the biggest wildfire in California history.

The Mendocino complex fire grew to the size of LA. I think they're getting it down to the size of San Francisco or something crazy and other fires that are actually more devastating somehow. And even if you're not burning up or running away with whatever you can throw into your truck, you know, you're

breathing in the fumes. The burning embers of the Trumpocalypse. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters. And soon we're all going to need gas masks to breathe. Just to breathe. And we're going to talk more about this in just a minute with some experts, some experts in gas masks. Actually, gas mask girl. But meantime, our

president's, here he is, you know, he like always looks like his head's on fire. And he would sooner say the word shithole or grab him by the pussy or the N word or I don't know anything. Then those words, those dirty words to his corporate overlords. Climate change. He can't say those words. No. Those are too

dirty. So he can't say anything on this show. We gag his toilet mouth. And so toilet mouth Trump and Captain Pence, powerful chicken hawks in the George W Bush, Dick Bush, Dick. Yeah, they really were that president of Vice President Bush and Dick Cheney. They were chicken hawks too. They got us into never ending

wars. I call them perma war, perma war. It's the state we're in. Right. And that's not burning up like California. That's expanding. The military industrial complex is expanding. And now these chicken hawks are all fired up to start the space force. I mean, space force, of course, right? The space force is

coming. Actually, it's already here, you know, because NASA has always been like the nice guy wing of the military, the Air Force in a way. So, you know, we've always had this. It's not something brand new. But he is, of course, increasing it and calling it the space force and throwing multiple

billions of dollars more added to create this new division that isn't necessary, even in the most hawkish people's estimation. So the space force, do we have our our alt right there? There he is out there in space with Melania in her very sexy designer spacesuit that

probably says that she really doesn't care on the back just for the Martians to know that she does not really care. And where's the one by our artist, Scott Seidman, who has some erotic art in our gallery. And we should have a piece by him. Do we have it that I sent? I'm

looking and I'm not hearing. Okay, it does not. Oh, there it is. Once again, Lord Trump has crushed the resistance bigly with his stable geniusness and loyal troop of incredibly amazing best people. And then he has some Martian looking people. His daughter, she looks

like she's gonna kill us all. And Sarah Sanders Huckabee looks like what is that some kind of space blob from Star Trek. What is that? Jabba the Hut, of course, Jabba the Hut. And he's Darth Vader, right, of course. So you know, they're trying to get the

Star Wars vote. In addition to, of course, corporate love, because the military is not just the military, the military is like connected to all these corporations who serve the military. Yeah, yeah, like, they serve us. Yeah, like they do,

which, of course, no insult to our troops. I understand I support you as human beings. But I do not support your occupation of these countries that really creates this perma war. So corporations rule, you know, especially since Citizen United,

and it's kind of complicated, but it makes corporations into like human beings that have First Amendment rights, and means that they just are ruling everything. But there is hope. And yesterday, this is important for others and sisters

that's not that sexy, but it's a good thing. A jury of 12 human beings ordered one of the world's worst corporations, Monsanto, to pay a man with cancer, $289 million for causing that cancer through his job as a

school groundskeeper using this poison toxic roundup to kill weeds and I don't know insects, mostly weeds and humans and humans. Right. And him. I mean, he's not a lucky guy, because he's going to die. Probably they're going to try to do a bone

marrow transplant on him. But he's only got a few months to live. But he's a he's a warrior. And he won. And hopefully, other people will begin suing that this really is one of the few recourses that we have is the courts so far. Though

they're going against the people as well. But let's do what we can and you know, go bonobos, because this this is a this is a win. And we do need representatives for us, the people. It's true. And it's a tough thing. But I want to do

three cheers in a bonobo beer for Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. And if you're in her district, of course, you better vote for her. But she's going to win anyway, because it's such a democratic district. And she's a very cool lady because of many

reasons. She's getting a lot of shit from the right, of course, and the pseudo left. She is a sexy socialist leaning Congress woman. And she is pro worker. And I just read this yesterday. I hope it's true. She is pro sex worker. Yeah, her office put out

a statement. It is important that we make a clear distinction between sex work and human trafficking. And to that, I say hallelujah. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen. Yeah, I mean, we need representatives. And you know,

there aren't any corporations that represent sex workers. Right. Maybe there will be. But right now, it's too underground. Well, we're a little corporation. I mean, unless Dennis Hoff has a corporation, I don't know, we have a little

corporation. We support little corporations and there's different kinds of corporations. Yes, there are. And there needs to be more politics from the sex working community, corporate or otherwise. Absolutely. We have a

chance. We have hope. If we can get gals like Alexandria, we can remember her fucking name. Ocasio Cortez, man, woman, get a good name. Jesus. Okay, we're going to remember this name. This is one of those things. Alex, she's cute, huh?

Just remember Cortez. Cortez. That was some kind of explorer that you can say she's cute. I can't say she's cute, right? Can I say I said it? I did. I probably could get in trouble for that. But I am also very much in favor of her politics.

Yeah, she's great. Cortez, New York, 14th District, Alexandria. Because we got, you know, she seems a little bit bonobo, right? Oh, yeah. We got to follow the bonobo way. Right? Bonobos are sex workers. Bonobos are constantly exchanging sex for a

banana or something, you know, a mango for a muff dive. I mean, exchanging sex for food actually goes into a lot of animals do that. A lot of non human animals. Humans, of course, are animals too. But the bonobo difference is that the females

sometimes pick up the check. And that's because they got the mangoes. That's the thing. The females get the the goods. If they if females have goods, they'll pay for sex. That's one thing the bonobos teach us is female empowerment and male

well being. Both are, you know, you're running into trouble in cells and or space forces, right? I think Pence likes the space force thing because it's, you know, he thinks there's going to be a lot

of hot men in just like shirtless in spacesuits. And I don't know. Anyway. Yeah, it's time to cool off with hot kink. You know, we've got this climate change. I think it's climate change. Who knows what is going on, but it's totally hot.

And and sometimes, you know, sex cools you off. I mean, yeah, there are other things that cool you off like air conditioning. But that is very bad for the environment, right? That's why we don't have air conditioning. And sex is

sustainable pleasure compared to air conditioning, even compared to food really. The internet course, sometimes you need to look on the internet for your favorite clips to have sex. But basically, you know, movies, concerts, pro sports,

just about everything else is bad for the environment, environment worse than recreational sex. Now, pro recreational sex is a whole nother story. Okay, no offense to all of you people. But the earth has too many people. It's true. We have

too many and no offense to the children. I love the children. Children are great. But we have way too many of them. And recreational sex. So we need to learn from the bonobos all about recreational sex, you know, so that we can enjoy

ourselves and do with bonobos do which is make peace through pleasure and learn how to empower the females and cool off the guys, you know, literally and figuratively guys are going crazy. Yeah, yeah. So you know, we can just say, oh,

you guys are just awful. Get away from me. But that's like saying plastic. I'm throwing it away. You're not throwing it away. It's just going into the ocean. And the same with the guys that you don't like. They're not going away either. So

we've got to to work with them the bonobo way. That's what I think. But you know, we're going to find out what you think I'm going to find out what all my exciting guests think here in the womb room Cathedral of the little

church of Bonoboville. Oh, by the way, speaking of art, hanging from my podium here has been the excellent. What is this? This is a puppy pee pad designed by Jeffrey Valance, the artist, who also ran for president with mistress Tara.

And this is a Trump pee pad. And we actually got them all full of pee last week. But this is an extra one. We're trying them just floating here. But it doesn't look sort of fascistic, especially if I I'm like delivering a speech

here from here. Just but it's a diaper pad. I mean, it's for puppies to pee on anyway. Yeah, crazy. So fetish is one of our themes tonight. Hot summer fetish kinky fun. And maybe I should get this thing moved though this this music stand.

Can someone move this? Can someone here is the lovely Onyx being a stagehand and legs? Okay, thank you. And and so I was inspired to think about kink by my guest, gas mask girl. And I would say returning. But this is this particular gas

mask girl's first time on the show. Yeah, Coralie Summers. Hello. Okay, well, why don't you come sit up here? You should bring your microphone and you sit right up here. Welcome. Thank you. And you want to hold your gas mask or I don't know, put it

somewhere. I don't know if you want to put it you could put it on your head, maybe not over your pretty face. I'll put it on in a little bit. Okay, in a little bit. Okay, you need to talk first. You can't talk with that thing on. I can't know

right. It's very confining or you won't understand me probably. Right. Okay, well, we're going to learn more about you and gas masks. I do want to introduce my other guests. So how about if you come up here? This is Eva

Yee. Hello, Evee. You look adorable. Okay. Well, I don't know if you're talking directly on the mic, but you should put your hand down a little lower. That's good. And then put the mic close to your mouth. Okay, that a closer closer

like you're going to blow it out. That's it. But don't quite give it head or that'll short circuit the electricity. Right. Okay, very good. You look adorable. Is this outfit some kind of cosplay or what is this? This is the way you

usually dress. This is the way you usually dress. Can we hear her on the mic? No, you have to turn up her volume or you have to give it like you know how to give head. We'll get real close to the microphone. Okay, we have some awesome outfits.

She looks great. Okay, you raised it. Say hello. Say hello. Testing. Okay, yeah, it sounds better. It's a little better. Turn it up. Okay, there we go. We're crashing through the Space Force Barrier. We are the Space

Force. So Eva Yee is a up and coming porn artist, maybe almost a porn star. I think stardom denotes like some level of fame, but some level of fame. All right, well, we're going to raise those levels along with the temperature

tonight. All right. And over here, we have returning to Bonoboville Lamar D. Sol. Stand up comic. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a cherry squad over in the bar. Or out here or everywhere, everywhere in the speakeasy. There are fans of

Lamar D. Sol. All right. How you doing Lamar? Great. Yeah. Since we saw you last how you weathering the Trumpocalypse. I've been hiding out. Hiding right from the sun and everything to Canada. You're moving to Canada. Yeah. Didn't everybody say

they're moving to Canada? Well, they said that but nobody went really doing it. Everybody's going nuts. Yeah, they're all coming. They're all moving to Mexico. Right. They're craze. Their temperatures are going out of

control and they've got mass murders like, you know, we thought we had. Or it could just be phone news. Yeah. Well, it could be phone news. Then there's that. Wow. That's why we have to make our own news. At least we know we got

the true news. All right. Well, welcome back Lamar. I'm glad to see you and your cute girlfriend, Tanya. Tanya. So maybe we might get Tanya up here. And Manny, we might get up here, right? Manny, you could come up here. You could sit up

right here. You can, you know, Manny is with the gas mask girl. Before we introduce Manny officially, we're going to introduce Larissa. Hello, Larissa. Hi. Larissa is a model. And what else can I say about you? I guess I did

some like fetish videos in San Diego County. I like the way you have a question mark at the end of that. That's very sexy and cute. Fetish videos? Yeah. Yeah. Hot summer kink girl. Okay. That was really like super sexual. Like most of

the time I wasn't even like nude unless it was like for balloon popping. Move the microphone a little closer to your mouth. Okay. I don't want to spit on it or like. Yeah. Well, you know. Oh, it lost it. That's

unsanitary. It lost its condom. It doesn't have a condom on it. Usually the mic had condoms here, but that one doesn't have a little bit with my mouth. Can we have a condom from the back? For the microphone, please. Right. We

always practice safe audio. Anyway, Larissa, but you know, it's okay. You don't sound too sibilant. Hopefully not. Yeah. Well, you sound very cute. And here we go. No, that's the wrong one.

Abe was, Theon? Right on that. Strange. Especially considering all the animals running around in Bonoboville. There's a lot of human and non-human animals and I thought I just saw Abe going to put a

groundhog over your microphone. Okay. Very good. Welcome. And we have Shauna Lay. Hello. Hello. Shauna Lay. I'm not sure how to describe you. Maybe sexual healer. Sexual healer. Do you like that? Sure. I'll

take it. Or would you like to describe yourself in some other fashion? I think that that's perfect. A healer of my body and soul using primarily the body as the media. Okay. Yeah, of course. Primarily

the body. The body is the temple after all. And I mean, you know, body is gone. Who the hell knows what's going on with all that other stuff? You know what I mean? And our bodies are hot right now if

we're living in California. Overheated and ah, exposed. It makes a strong case for like icicles. Popsicles. Popsicles. Right. Popsicles in the pussy I think are good. Not with sugar though. No

sugar in the pussy. I'll take a popsicle. But ice. Just ice. Mm-hmm. Just pieces of ice. You could just freeze a tampon. Actually, I wouldn't mind getting some ice if someone wants to bring me a bowl of ice.

Freeze a tampon. Would you like some water? Dr. Suzy. What? We're freezing a tampon. It's a little gross. I'm trying to actually ignore that. What happens when the dog's out? I mean, it's okay. It's

funny. I don't didn't think we were actually gonna freeze a tampon. No, no, it was just for my no, no, I didn't. It's kink, right? We're talking about kinks. Well, because that's your kink. Yeah, that's kinky.

No, it's because actually I did a magazine. It was all tampons. He did. That's it. Yeah. I got nothing. It was a major piece. That's what she said. Yes. Anyway. All right. Thanks for sharing. So now I will go over to

this side of the room where Manny is sitting in a suit. That's a commitment. What's with the suit? What's with the suit, Manny? You've got to talk on a microphone. Take a mic. Give him a mic. Yeah. Well, because I come to this lovely

show and you know and I want to look good, you know. You want to look good. Yeah. Okay. Kind of old. I got you. You want to you want to be formal. Yeah. More refined. You want to look like a refined gentleman. Yeah. Okay.

Well, you do. So, you brought this lovely lady here. It's hot. Yeah. Yeah. Here, why don't you come up on stage on stage? You come sit in the middle and Manny, you come sit over here. Um all right. We need some stuff then.

Yeah. Then you you can come sit over here and here's some ice. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you look great. That's good. Right there. Would you like some ice? A little, a little to the left. Just a

tiny bit to the left. Ice on the chest. Doesn't it feel nice? It's so hot. Like dripping down my shirt and everything. It feels good. Well, you're wearing latex. You're wearing a special gas mask girl design. I am. The

skirt is gas mask girl. Yeah. Uh huh. So, who's going to put on the gas mask? Um I gotta put it on. You gotta have a microphone. Yeah. Okay. So, do you want to help her put it on, Manny? Or do you? No, I can help her. Um I helped her

in the movie. So, I want to help her again. You know. Yeah, let's work on that real quick. All right. Here we go with the gas mask. So, while she's putting it on, she's just he's he's whispering some special instructions that I

couldn't hear. Don't forget to breathe. This is kind of a fetish for Manny. I'm not sure how corally feels about this. Can you breathe? I mean, you're gonna die. Can you breathe? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and you can even talk. Oh, you can talk.

Look at that. That's very good. Wow. Wow. You know, hold that up right up to the hole. A lot of people in the gas mask, they kind of lose their personality, but your personality shines through. Boy, does it. Yeah. There you go.

It does. You have a a bright and shining personality even in a gas mask, Coralie. That's hot. Yeah. Very hot. Very cute, right? And what do you do in the gas mask? I feel like I can't tell if it's like close or not, but um mostly like

foot fetish things. Foot fetish things. All right. Do a foot fetish thing. I'll hold your mic or actually it's with your feet. You can hold your mic. Okay, so let's see the feet. You're the producer, right? Yeah. Okay. He's

the producer. Kiss anybody. Anybody want to kiss? Is that okay with you? That we offer a kiss to the audience with someone in the audience? Anybody in the audience? Uh we haven't had a girl out there. You want to come and kiss the

feet? Rub them. Rub them. Foot fetishes. Uh Ron Jeremy kiss his feet. Ron Jeremy, right? We talked to him tonight. He is in Nashville. Oh, he's in Nashville. Um we got two feet. I'm gonna run some. We can share the feet on

your foot, right? Mm-hmm. Does that feel good? Is it tickle? Oh, it actually felt good. Mm-hmm, but sometimes tickling is nice. A little tickle. Mm-hmm. Yeah, here we go. Oh, God. Now, hold this ice between your toes. Yeah.

There we go. Good girl. Good girl. She's doing good. Nice. Nice. Very nice. Okay. That was good. So, what else do you do in your gas mask? Um most of the things tickling things like that. Once the gas mask comes off, I'm in latex and

I do like bondage things like um ball gags. Oh, there's a ball gag. Okay. But before we get the ball gag on, oh, there you go with the ball gag. Yeah, she looks good. See the one in the corner. Oh, that's hot. Every girl needs one of those.

Mm-hmm. You want one of those? Or Trump needs one of those. He's gagged with the Russian flag at the moment. Right. But uh I was just wondering, could you keep the gas mask on but take your top off? Yeah, let's see what

you got. You showed in the movie. Let's see what you got. Well, Ron liked it that way. I just thought, you know, maybe a topless gas mask girl. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Facebook, I can't. Oh, Facebook. Yeah,

take it away from. Okay. Facebook can't run this. Okay. Also, your strap is in front. Oh, wait a minute. Okay. Okay. No, you can't see that Facebook. Okay. Facebook is

gone now. Right. Mark Zuckerberg can't see that or he'll turn into a pumpkin. Yeah. Okay. So, now that's done. So, now we have our beautiful topless gas mask girl. Gas mask girl. Woohoo. Coralie Summers. Coralie, what made

you want to be a gas mask girl? Um I like bondage things and I have a fetish with bondage things and this is like for the next level of having like a gas mask too. So, it was like it was fun. It's different. We have

handcuffs. Oh, yes. Oh, I'm not sure I had the key to them though. Oh, well, maybe not Ben. Uh what do we have here? They could tie you up. I could tie you up in this. That looks hot.

This is my agua lei. You got laid and now your hands are going in there and there you go. Yeah. You're kind of I mean you could pull yourself out of that. It's just plastic but it's still got you in bondage girl. Yeah. Oh, look at you.

Our gas mask girl. Uh huh. Can you walk around? Yeah, she can walk. You can walk. I'm sure you can walk. How about a little modeling of of the skirt? Yeah. Swish it, swish it. Right. Yeah. And how's this butt here? She has a

nice ass. Oh, oh, we have jeans on. No, but she she takes those off. Jeans. Can you get those off? Can I take them off Coralie? Yeah, because she can't. She's now tied up. We have to write everything's good. So, this is like I said

very sustainable entertainment right here. All we're doing is taking off clothing. It's a lot more sustainable than um it's a lot more sustainable than air conditioning. What are we doing? We're we have to

pull up before we pull back. He's got a nice producer shot. Take it off for jeans before I get a before I get a high rise in my Levi's. Oh, you're going to get a high rise. Yeah, he's he's got a whole building complex going

here. Can I take off everything? I mean this park too. My phone. Okay, we'll wait till later. All right. No, there's something else. There's something else. We're going to jump in the pool later. But for now, we have

a thong. Is it a latex thong? No, it's just a thong. Okay, we'll do a little swishy swoosh right around. Yeah, very nice. Okay, Coralie and turn around. Let everybody see your front and back. You know, there she

is. Let's give a hand to Coralie Summer of Gas Mask Girl and this is the latest fashion now that the air is full of toxins. Seriously, Trump is not going to help us. He won't even say the words

climate change change. He'd rather say shithole. But you know, we are going to have to have our own means of dealing with climate change and Gas Mask Girl has a new gas mask I see. Yeah, that's well that's a

Israeli gas mask, you know. That's an Israeli gas mask. Yeah, my mom's like, oh my goodness. My mom's a Jewish but my dad's not. Is this like Borat's gas mask? Yeah, exactly. Oh my gosh. No, he goes around baking,

you know. Oh really? This is an Israeli gas mask. No wonder it looks, I don't know, very sturdy. Hot. Oh, you think that their fetish is. Where is it made? You know where it's made? It's made in Israel. Israel. Wow. Right. I

mean, do they use it for real gas? Yes, they did. When Saddam Hussein was bombing them with scuds, they used it. Yeah. Wow. Here, I thought it was a real sexual fetish. Well, it is. It is. So now, I mean, you

said something about spanking earlier. Yeah, she likes she when I first started working with her, you know, because I like to don't like just touching, you know, but no, but seems like you like touching. Touching all the

time. Now that I know her. Oh, you mean you're not a like a harasser. I'm glad to hear that. You don't just like touching without it being consensual. That's what you mean. Yeah, so I asked her what can I do and she was, oh, I

love spanking. I was like, wow, you know, because usually you said, wow. Wow. So, I think she's done, you know, a lot of a few movies, a lot of movies and then she came to gas mask girl and we. Well, spanking is the subject

of the next issue of the speakeasy journal. The current issue is splosh. So, before you take the gas mask off, somebody should give you a spanking. Maybe me. Oh, yeah. Well, we could come on this here. You want to get

over my knee and you come up here too. We need more women up here. Yeah. Come on over here. Put yourself over here and you act like you're her sister and you're happy. She's getting spanked and not you. Get down

a little more on my knee. That's right. Okay. And oh, auntie's here. Well, hello there. You got to get a microphone though. Wack. Wack. To put on. Well, I'm working up to it, right? You're a you're a sadist,

aren't you? I can be. Yeah. Wack. What a perfect ass though, right? Beautiful, but nice. I taught her well. You did. Okay. Well, I don't mean to hog your girl. Here, you, you whack her and you know, we have also got a

mink glove. Well, you could take care of that. I just do it with a hat. Okay, you do that. You do the hard stuff. Okay. There you go. See? She likes that. Give her a good whack. Another one. Yeah. You call that a

smack. Oh, you call that a smack. That's it. It's going down. Who was not impressed? Was that Lamar? Oh, he needs to bring his down over here too. Well, I don't know. We have to get permission. Is that good enough? Would

you be okay with being smacked by a a comedian that thought that your other mistress wasn't hard enough? If he likes, well, you need a smacking example. Yes. Come on. It's on. I think I hear like this is

going to be. You gotta smack like that or like that. His girlfriend is laughing loud. Oh, that's tight. We know where you got the practice from. We actually didn't smack that hard. Did he? Nice. He gave it some some

passion though. He did but it wasn't that hard but look at this perfect ass. Wow. Nice. Very very nice. She don't complain. I'm going to smack it again with the magazine just for product placement. That's okay.

Right? As long as it's on the latex. Bonobo way too. Oh yeah. And also the latex. Do we have a label here? Right? Gas masks girls is a hidden label. Yeah, it's not like the other company. Oh, you know it's

yours. Okay. Well, gasmaskgirl.com. Right. Okay. It is correct. And let's give you a little after care. You know, this is a mink glove. I would never buy one because you know, I don't believe in in

killing the little critters but somebody gave it to me. So, what am I going to do? Not use it? Of course, I'm going to use it. Yes, especially on this luscious butt. She's adorable. Can I? Yeah.

Anyway, you're great. Let's give a hand to gasmaskgirl, Coralie Summer. And she could get away all all along. She just wanted to be all tied up. And now you can remove your mask. That beautiful

gasmask. It does have a certain authority. I don't know. Scariness. Looks kind of like an anteater or something. Right? Aardvark. An aardvark. That's what it is. Oh, you must be so hot. Yeah, where's my

water pistol? Now, do you want it in your face? No, no. Still not in your face. Let's just get it right here. Yeah, nice and cool. Cool. Shoot water guns, not real guns. Right, okay. That's what

we like. Okay, so relax. And let's see. Who shall I get up onto my broadcast bed? How about Eva? Eva, come on up here. Oh, you want, you can take your shorts or leave them or whatever. Eva. Eva, you look adorable.

You're just super, super cute. And is this like, you kind of look like, you know, your jail bait. Oh, yeah. Yeah, talking to the mic. Right, that's intentional. I thought so, because you really are over 18. Yeah, okay.

Good, good to know. But you're kind of teasing people. Oh, you have to lie and tell them you're 16 or else they're going to be. Can we hear her okay? I'm because her mic is not on. Can we give her the best

mic in town because she's got the voice of this dress. Here's another mic for somebody. Okay, let's try it. There, that sounded squeaky speaking of a mouse. That was like a mouse getting stepped on. Okay, so here we are with Eva.

Yee. Hi, Eva Yee. Hi. Hi. So, let's see. So, you're from the San Gabriel Valley? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. We've got some San Gabriel Valley fans out there. And, and, and you just got into porn in November, right? Yeah. Okay. And what got

you into it? Well, like, I was honestly doing this unofficially. Like, you know, I'm crazy as they have those stupid, that talent section. It's basically just, oh, these guys, they want to see a girl naked. And it's like,

oh, I have a camera. All right, I can draw or something. Right. And they pay like 200 or 300 bucks for you to sit there. And you had breasts and stuff, too. You had all that. Yeah. And then. Your girl, right. Yeah. Got it all.

Usually ended up fucking themselves. Like, you know, you might as well just do this officially. Oh, so you would kind of do a little show for them that they would pay you for and then they would, they'd make a

film. Oh, sometimes that it would go that way. But it was also just like, I was like, okay. Okay. Because sex is like, I'm not gonna say no sex. Right. So now you're making movies, which actually makes it legal. Yeah.

Which is convenient. That's, that's a good thing. So what, what kind of movie are you making? I mean, what have you made recently that you want to tell us about? Hmm. Yeah. I thought you'd be

ready for this one. All right. What did you, I mean, you're fucking anybody. What are you doing? I did, I did the one with Nina Hartley. Nina Hartley. And Mike Mancini. You know, Nina Hartley's a good friend of mine. I mean,

she's been on this show like 10 times and she's, it's funny that you work with Nina Hartley and you work with Ron Jeremy. And I've known both of them for like, God, 30 years, I think. Really. Wow. So that's

amazing. And you're not even 30 years old between you. No, actually, no, you are between you, but maybe not. But not each of you. You're certainly both under 30. So, so that's great. They're

still having sex and doing porn and, and you're learning from the best. Really. You're learning from the icons. So what, what kind of a scene did you do with Nina? Oh, so it was a VR. It was

my first VR and I, I had to get used to that shit because, you know, how you just talk to somebody and they're not talking back. So you have to sit there and keep talking. You feel

kind of stupid. And at one point, I think the director told me, you have to laugh while you're doing this because, you know, they're gonna, they're not going to think you're enjoying

this. I'm like, I can't understand smiling everything but laughing. I don't think anybody laughs during sex. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Well, some, you know, people

have all kinds of responses during sex, but you're right. Most people don't laugh like ha, ha, ha, ha during sex. But, you know, he just was trying to get her eyes out of

you. But I guess he got enough out of you. You, you, you showed yourself to have a good time. Yeah. I mean, the director was a, was a woman too. Oh. They, I should

say they more often. My grammatical self doesn't want to say they. But cool. Okay. And Nina, what was she like with you? She was really, really nice and

she, honestly, like, I, she pretty much saved the entire thing because I guess, I don't know, like, you know, like, the mic was really nice and everything but it

was just like, okay, I was like, this is okay. What was the scenario? Was she supposed to be your mom or your aunt or your school teacher? Or, I don't know.

It sounds, I mean, did you have sex with her and there was a sort of a scene? It was okay. So this is pretty fucking funny but it's supposed to be,

I'm dating Mike and I'm like his, his like repressed Chinese girlfriend who is like not doing shit in bed and just lying there like applying for something.

Oh, okay. And then so she's, he's taking me to sex therapists or something. Oh, she's the sex therapist. Yeah, exactly. She played like me. Cool. Yeah. Well, she is kind

of a therapist. She's, she's definitely a great sex educator. Right. So she kind of showed you the ropes. Yeah. And then you had a good time and then you

started laughing. You're having such a good time. Wow. Okay. So are, are you really Chinese or was that just for the partly? I'm Chinese and Taiwanese. I only

mentioned Taiwanese because my mom is like Taiwanese aboriginal which means she looks like a little more Filipino than like normal eastern Asian I guess

so I might look a little weird. I don't know. Okay. Well, no, it's you know San Gabriel Valley. What can I say? Yeah. San Gabriel Taiwan. Okay. So, uh, so

what is, what do you like to do sexually? Oh, I like to suck dick. Oh, okay. You like to suck dick? Yeah. Sucking dick. Yeah. Do you have dicks out there

and want to be sucked? Like, I like it better. Like, best if I can get it like all the way down my throat because you know. Oh my goodness.

Oh, that spit is great because my mouth is super dry all the time. Do we have a dick size? Let's see. That's great. We've got Bill Clinton and we've got Jesus. And okay, I know they all have meanings.

Also, we have junior dickhead right here and Buddha. Oh, my mom would kill me. That is too funny. Can't do that. Can't do that. You can suck a Buddha dildo because your mom would kill you.

Now this one. You can be in a porn but you can't suck a Buddha dildo. I don't even know that. Is that it? This is a tentacle. Oh, well, I expected it.

What is that? What are you doing with that? Pretend it's all one color. That's why. What is that made? Is that made in China? This was given to me by Lola Bustinato, right?

Bustinato? Okay, so this is glass and it is a buck angel sword dildo. We've got a good group new. We're a backup singer. You want to demonstrate on this?

Yep, clean. Sometimes I can't, like, oh, I did this before I couldn't get it all the way down. Like, we were trying really fucking hard. I was trying. He was trying.

But it was just not going in. That is big. Right. It is big. It's hard. And it's not flexible.

But at least it's not flexible, right? No, it's not flexible. Oh, my God. She got almost the whole thing in and it's not flexible.

But your hair is in the way. You can't see. A rubber one. I know I'm looking. You know his name?

I am looking for a rubber one. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Here, hold this. Him. Okay. Dr. Suzy.

Yes. We have a masterbader. We have a masterbader. On the line.

Okay. Yeah. So you want to talk to him? Yeah, sure. You want to help him out? Hold on a second.

I think we have to call him back. I think we have to call him back. Yes. Put him on here.

This. Right. Well, definitely before I go here. Oh, here's another gas mask.

I'll pick it up down here. Got this. Maybe at least a little. Just put him on here. Now this.

You got to use condoms for the rubber. Okay. Here. This is a good one. Oh, she can detail that. What's the masterbader's name?

We're trying to find out right now. It looks like the Dalai Lama. I don't think she knew. This is very difficult in these modern times.

I don't think I should tell you. Yeah. Oh, it's what you said. It's a baby can.

Yeah. Oh, okay. That looks like my first dildo. It looks like your first dildo.

No, like when that you will be your first dildo. Oh, oh, not actually your first dildo. Like the training wheel of dildos. Okay. Well,

how much time do we have? Seven minutes. Oh, seven minutes. Okay. Would you want to do this?

If would you want to demonstrate your sucking abilities? It's very giving, but I would want to wash it. No, wait a minute. She's taking hairs off of it.

She's got hairs. A little larger, but we have the Buddha. And the Buddha is your mother would die. And then we have Bill Clinton.

Wow. You'll take Bill Clinton. Wow. Okay.

She'll take Bill Clinton, whatever. Can we just wash it and let's put a condom? Well, we could just put a condom on it. Oh, condoms taste terrible.

Condoms taste terrible? No, no, no. Let's just wash it. Here we go.

All right. Tell him he's got to speak up. We have wide memorial condoms. They are vegan. Oh, Dr. Susie.

Yes. We also have the masturbators on the line. You'd like the masturbator? Hello, Mr. Masturbator.

I was wondering the name of the masturbator. What's your name? Are you there? Hello.

Oh, we're doing good. You're going to masturbate first? I can't quite hear the masturbator. It's because he's masturbating.

Yeah. You got to stop the heavy breathing for a moment and just say hello. Say hi.

Hello. Oh, there he is. Oh, all right. He's got a deep voice.

Yeah. We're doing good. Except it's not in my headsets. How are you doing?

I'm very good. How are you? Oh, very good. What's your name?

Tim. Tim. Okay, Tim. And so are you masturbating?

I am, yeah. And you're watching the show. How are you doing this? What do you mean?

How am I doing this? Well, no, no, no. Don't give me details. I like some details.

Would you like some details? They like details. Might as well hear them. What details would you like to hear?

Are you naked? Mom, I am, yes. Are you using your hand? Like, you know, you could be using other things.

Yeah, she'd like to know if you're using your hand or foot or, you know, a utensil. He's using a massager. Okay.

Well, now she's got the Bill Clinton dildo. So, you know, it's almost Bill's birthday, actually. I think it is Bill's birthday soon, like any minute. You have five minutes.

Okay, we've got five minutes. So, okay. So can we like take your dress off while you do this? Is that possible?

Oh, I like that. I mean, I would say pull it down. You could just pull it down. Let's frozen.

Okay, just like, oh, look at those pretty titties. Okay, here we are. This is Eva Yi, up-and-coming porn star, about to demonstrate her thalatio abilities

on our Bill Clinton dildo, is what we call them. Dildo, yeah. Oh, that's great. Okay, here she is.

One, are you with us, masturbator? Oh my goddess. Oh my god! She is taking it in.

That's amazing, right? That's amazing. That is very good, because that is a big... Bill has a big head, in more ways than one.

Bill has a big head, that dildo. Right, right. You are talented. Yeah, I mean, my videos are mostly blowjob videos.

Your videos are mostly blowjob videos. I could see that. What do you got? Yeah.

I have many vids, and I have it as my girl, but that one is kind of languishing, because there are upload problems with my computer. I don't know, but I usually work with one guy,

and then we've been trying... We've been going like, okay, let's just make longer and longer ones, and we got up to, I think...

Dr. Suzie, when she deep-throwed... A one blowjob? Yeah, a blowjob. There are 54 minutes.

Wait, there's too many people talking, children. No, listen to me carefully. Okay. The video froze.

The video froze. When she was doing that. It broke the internet, so you have to do it again. Okay, here we go.

Eva Yee in an encore performance at the room room of Bonoboville will now do fellatio on Bill Doe, the Bill Clinton dildo. There she goes. Wow.

Pushing it all in, and it is big. Bill has a big head, and she's got it all the way in, with her glasses on. Kind of like a hot dog eating contest.

She looks like an intellectual girl, you know, the kind of girl you'd meet at the library, if you went to the library, and she's, you know, like the cocksucker.

All right, and she means that in a good way. I'm sure Bill would like that, especially would, never mind. You look like an intern.

Okay, so now we have to take a break. We are going to go into breakdown, so now's the time for you to go to the bathroom. This is not the show where we piss on Trump,

so you can go to the bathroom. We don't have to hold it in to piss on Trump, although this is a Trump pee pad, made by the artist Jeffrey Valance.

So, you know, do your thing, get a drink, but don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back with Loser Tversky. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block,

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way. Inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males, bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management.

And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville,

a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction,

read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times, and improve your love life.

Listening to radio Susie One on the worldwide web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Turn off the microphones. I'm in a gas mask.

We have aliens on the stage. The fires are too much. I can't take it. I can't breathe.

Oh, I think it's the... I can't. My album, Charles, isn't working anymore. So after the inhaler, this is what the doctors say.

I'm on a gas mask. I'm masturbate. I mean, put in a gas mask and try to get a blow job. No, I can't do that.

What are you doing this thing? Okay, I think what we have to do right now is take it off. Okay, but I am here with gas mask, girl. You know, it's one of those things

that just feels so good when you stop. Wow, and it is hot. And that is my hat. And I'm here, a piece of the hat.

Okay, so Loser Tversky is in the womb room. So let's give a cheer. You're not going to cheer. I'll cheer myself.

From New York. And where he was like on off-Broadway or on Broadway or close in the alleyway. Improximity to Broadway.

The Broadway vicinity. Okay, I'm going to put my mic on while you tell us how happy you are to be back. Oh my God, so happy.

So happy. Do we need more words than that? Do you want like a selfie of me on my happiness level? No, that was pretty good.

You're so happy to be in the heat. I am so happy to be back in Bonoboville. And the warmth of Bonoboville. Yes, absolutely.

I could not have said that better myself. I probably could, but I don't have the words right now. Well, you do. And you don't have your hair is what you don't.

You got a haircut. Well, I have some of my hair. I mean, I won't have it in 10 years, but I have it now. You have a lot of hair, actually.

And here, come on up here. Oh, okay. Come on up here. No, no, no.

You stay here. Yeah, you stay here. And you come up here. We can play musical chairs.

And now I have my mic back. I have Gas Mask Girl next to me here. This is Coralie Summers. And Coralie represents Gas Mask Girl.

And we have a gas mask. I put it on. It was interesting. It was sweaty.

You know, when I was growing up, and when I was... Before you tell a story, I want to introduce everybody. Hold that tail. Okay.

So, Shauna Lay is over here. Hello, Shauna Lay, sexual healer. I will get to you more. Everybody's good.

I now have another talker. And I have Larissa, who's kind of half a surprise guest, but Larissa is very sexy. Yeah, hi, Larissa.

But Larissa is wearing quite the outfit. Is this? Yeah, I like that. It's just a corset, though.

It's a corset. Yeah, but just a corset is definitely a positive statement here in Bonoboville. Yeah, we like...

Stand up. Yeah, go ahead. Stand up. Stand up.

No one opposes that. So, yeah, here we go. No one at all. No, no.

There we go. Okay, here we go. Add with the shoes. Snazzy, yeah.

Turn around, turn around. Let your tails flow in the breeze of the fan. All right. Right.

Just spin around, spin around. Yeah, a little twirl. Exactly. The twirl is what you do, yeah.

That was a solid twirl. That was a good twirl. We're going to get a more... Okay, talk to the microphone.

Talk to the microphone. That's a good girl. Don't talk to me. Talk to the microphone.

That's right. Me is the mic. Okay, Larissa. That's a sexy outfit.

So, now, next to Larissa is Lamar. I love how you got two La-Las next to each other. Lamar. Yes.

D. Soul. Is that like soul in your chest? Come on, what's happening? We got too much of the sun right now.

Soul as the bottom of a shoe. No, not that one. Oh, okay. That's all right.

That's okay. Like the sun? Yeah. So, what's up with so much sun?

I don't know. I can absorb it. I can take it. I can't.

I can't take it. I'm going out to the pool after this. I am. I heard about the pool.

We're going to go to the pool. It's like me and you. We only have two shades, white and red. Right.

No, but now it's night bathing. So, we will be blue. Do we have a clip of him singing in the car? Do we have a clip of me singing in the car?

Singing in the car. Oh, from the Netflix documentary? Oh, oh, oh, do we have that? I don't know if we have it.

We could get it. We could find it. They say they don't know it. Also might be a licensing problem.

But we're not afraid of lawsuits, are we? No, no, no, no, no. Come and get us. We're right here.

Please, we're bored. Bring it on. Okay, so this is Eva Yi sucking. She's a very oral girl.

Yeah, I have an oral fixation. And she is sucking on her lollipop right now. Did you see her suck? Oh, no, I saw that.

That was a lot of dick. That was a lot of dick. I mean, for a white dick, it's a lot of dick. Yeah, it was a big one.

I don't know where it went. So, and now, last but not least, I will introduce Loser Tversky again. He is a masterbater.

A masterbater? Yeah, mine too. You're still there? Oh, the masterbater is back.

I thought you said I was back. I thought so too. She's not done yet. I said Loser and I was hesitating.

I am a masterbater, but I don't identify as one. You know, that is not my main. What's his name? Maybe on this show.

Hello? Hi. Are you there? Can you hear me?

Masterbater, are you there? He's like, I'll be back. He was the deep-voiced guy. He was that masterbater.

He just needs a minute. Shouldn't he be done by now? Oh, he might be done. Can we get a masterbater that says Yippee-ki-yay,

motherfucker, when he comes? And here's Ikkor sitting here. Oh, Ikkor just slipped in. All right, so we've got quite the arrangement here.

So, Loser, what's the difference between the sex life in New York and in LA? Okay, I can't hear him. The sex life in New York exists. Sex life in LA doesn't.

Really? Yeah, sex in LA is very weird. But you like LA better. I do.

I do. Like, the two things New York has going for it is that I work over there and I have sex over there, and LA is like, I like being here, but most of my work is in New York. Why am I getting feedback?

I wasn't asking for feedback. Well, because people have feelings about what you're saying. These are aliens that are trying to... So they're giving you feedback.

But yeah, but, you know, New York is better for my sex life. I think it's my personality. My personality doesn't translate to LA women. It's a little too New York, a little too grassy.

What do you think, ladies? Does his personality translate? They seem to disagree. I look at the way she looks at me.

I think she's really great. Tristily, I don't really like New York. I think it's very dirty and the people are mean. Or at least anytime I went.

You think New York is dirty? Well, most of the people there are mean and they kind of understand why, because the weather is so crappy. No, they're not mean.

They don't have time. There's a difference. They're not mean. You should always make time.

LA is full of really, really nice, terrible people. And New York is full of really rude people. That is my opinion. I feel like in New York, you see a homeless guy,

you go like, what do you want, a sandwich? Here's a fucking sandwich. Right? They just give you a sandwich.

Here's a dollar. In LA, they're like, oh, oh my God. I'm so sorry that's going on with you. We're all very snuff.

You know, like, could you give me a sandwich? You know, I really, I got yoga in like five minutes. I really put it in. Right.

So they would, they empathize with you. They're super friendly, super empathetic. Super friendly and superficial. But they would do nothing.

New York, like you're asking Angelina for directions. They're like, oh, you lost? I'm so sorry. Hi.

You know, I really got to go in New York. Or like, how do I get 23? You make a right, you make a left. And make a what?

Make a right and make a left. You know, and then they're just like, you know, don't bother me. But they tell you how to get there.

You know? Where in LA are you exactly going? Is that the same with the women? Do they tell you how to have sex?

She's like, wherever you're going, they found them. That's not where I grew up. Maybe that's, maybe that's only for like

transplants experience that because, you know, I guess real engine Lee knows are different. And I know that. I don't know.

That's my experience. And it's, it's also a stereotype. It's not true for everyone, obviously. You know, and it's not true for all New Yorkers.

Not all like New Yorkers is also a city full of transplants. So you find a lot of people there who are not, they don't behave like you expect a New Yorker to behave. But I was born and raised in Brooklyn.

And so we know as New Yorkers, the second we leave the house, we don't have time. It's more of a verbal place New York. Yeah.

LA is more physical. What? Do you consider walking to be less physical than driving? Well, people wear less clothing.

Oh, that kind of physical. Well, they go swimming. And yeah, that's another thing I didn't understand about. When I moved to LA, people are like,

we're going to go sit by the pool. I was like, what? Is that a sitting pool? You're going to sit by the pool?

That's a thing. Why do you need a pool? Well, maybe they get in the pool. You're not even going to, no, they don't get in it.

They don't get in it. Most people don't go into the pool. Well, that's just sad. I used to live in the building.

That's sad LA. You're associated with sad LA. I used to live in Park Libre, and people just go sit by the pool.

You don't hang out with enough porn stars, loser. You hang out with Hollywood people. These are Hollywood people. And they sit by the pool.

I don't understand it. But also, you hang out with Norman Lear. You do hang out with Norman Lear. Yes, Norman Lear.

Norman Lear, brothers and sisters. He's 96 years old, and he's doing TV shows galore, including one with loser. Yep.

And I saw him on stage. He is so strong. Norman Lear had to get all the big shows back in the day. Oh, yeah.

He had like, there's only three networks. He had all the top shows. Yeah. Yeah.

All the family. Yeah, he's not coming to me for a long time. I'll tell you that. Yeah.

So what kind of show are you going to do? Well, you know, we can't really disclose much about it yet. I can say as much as I said on the Mark Marron podcast, you know, which is basically that Norman Lear is producing it,

and it's written by myself and Moshe Kasher, comedian Moshe Kasher. Okay. That is all I am allowed to say.

That sounds like it's as Israeli as this gas mask. No, I mean. Oh, God, no. Well, so I was going to say when we were kids,

I have a lot of family in Israel, and it was during the wars of like the 90s. Right. And they wore these things.

Everybody had these. Yeah. Everybody had in their house. These are the rage.

Gas masks. They brought into the bush it. Yeah. Well, you know,

no, because there were bombs flying. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There were bombs flying then.

Bombs fly. Second World War, gas masks. And we would sit at home and listen and listen. The only time we ever listened to the radio in our house,

because we weren't allowed to listen to the radio. Right. Well, the only time was during the war. We turn on the news and I remember I was a little kid.

I didn't speak any English. And the only thing I remember is these words. We listened to the radio. I said like Schwartzkopf said that Saddam Hussein,

and that literally all I remember. Yeah, that was your first. I didn't know who Schwartzkopf is. It was Schwartzkopf.

Was he the general? He was the general. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He was the first like new star general. He was the commanding general of Desert Storm, which was George Bush Sr.'s big coalition of. Little pet project.

Yeah, yeah. That was his thing. Which we sent out. He got it started.

It was our first attempt at killing brown people. No, we've done that all. We meaning the United States of America, which I don't know. I mean, I am an American and I'm a proud American,

especially on holidays when I wear red, white and blue. But I mean, America is the source of a lot of murder in Mayhem and certainly the biggest military. And now, and the only country to drop atomic bombs,

nuclear bombs, the only one, two of them, two of them. We have to pull away from this. That's why I'm excited to see the young people believing in sex and not war.

Yeah. And I have a hope. And I know that Trump is also going for the young people. Join the space force.

You know, that sounds really exciting. The young people are going on a little bit of a war with sex. They are, right? We're going back to a little bit of a puritanical society.

Well, I'm trying to save that off. These are right wing Nazis. No, I mean the left wing. I'm talking about the left wing.

Or the left wing. Their own little war on sex going on. They have their own little war going on. They do.

They do. And that's why we have great respect for the porn stars. Right? I mean, I don't know.

I mean, you know we live in a weird time. Now, do you come from a liberal or a conservative background? Let's have a... Somebody give her something.

Yeah. You're entering the world of porn and fetish. From... My family wasn't very conservative, like as far as that goes.

I mean, my parents... But were they liberal? Or were they... What were they?

Not necessarily. I mean, my parents were like very unreligious on everything. Like they were just kind of like the party people who like enjoyed... The party people.

All right. And you're just taking it to the next level. That they believe in Jesus. I mean, they know what about...

Like they know about what I do and everything. They do. Yeah. All right, mom and dad.

You're very cool. They're still very supportive of me and my wife. Nice. That's good.

Good. Good. Let's hear it for mom and dad. I think...

Yeah. That's a good parent. That sounds very nice. A real...

A good parent says like, babe, I'm glad you're getting some dick. You know... Well, I don't know if they say it that way.

No, they don't say it that way. It's a little too personal in our society. No, we don't like talk about it. But they know what I do and they're like,

okay, well, that's good for you, you know? Max didn't... Didn't your parents hire you, your first prostitute? They're like, oh yeah, my dad did.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It was in Germany. Yeah.

Well, you were like 14. I'm saying 16. Yeah, I was around there. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Parents sometimes, you know, procure. Arranged marriages.

What is that but procurement? So how about you, Eva? Can you get a microphone? Maybe you can tell us how the San Gabriel China Taiwan family

crew feels about your career. Talking to the mic. This can be really funny. Okay, I'm ready for funny.

So am I. So is Lamar. Mom was kind of like... She was kind of dysfunctional at first, but she...

It was like... I guess she had postpartum depression after having my sister. So she kind of just depressed along for a few years. And then she discovered Buddha Ho or something.

Buddha Ho. Wait, Buddha Ho? Hold on, I'm intrigued. That's the freaky Buddha.

That's the other one. What is a Buddha Ho? That's the other Buddha. Freaky Buddha.

You know how they got the devil in the anger inside the shoulder. I'm really excited about Buddha Ho. I mean, really. Buddha Ho.

I mispronounce things a lot, but... Yeah. Yeah. So tell me again, what is Buddha Ho?

Hashtag Buddha Ho. It's just Buddha Ho, but you know... It's a Buddhist... The spiritual born.

Sex worker. Buddha in the mini square. Or it's one of the... It was one of the Buddha...

Buddha sex worker would be a Buddha Ho. Buddha was fucking one of those. That's Buddha Ho right there. That's Buddha Ho right there, I'm telling you.

I seen her last night. All right, so your mom says you're a Buddha Ho and that that way... Oh, no.

No, I thought maybe that's a way that she kind of feels that you're answering your calling. Okay, I missed it. Tell me again.

Okay, so she decided that the American public school system was corrupting me or something like that and then she sent my sister off to school in Taiwan, but she couldn't get me there

because apparently I was spiritually bankrupt already, even though I was 14 years old. Spiritually. Was it Buddha Ho school?

Yes. Yeah. And my sister's going to become a nun. A nun?

What kind of nun? Like Buddhist nun? A Buddhist nun. Yeah, no hair.

A Buddhist nun. So you're going to have all the sex and your sister's going to have none of the sex? None, none, none of the sex.

I feel like I got the fair deal. No, no, that's, that's so amazing. That's a non-staff or a nun. You get none.

Yeah, she gets all of it. You see, none. I love it. Is that how it breaks down?

You want to tell her stories about her? Is this your older sister? No, this is my younger sister. It's okay.

She's going to be a nun and you are a porn star. Yeah. Which one of you is the Buddha hoe? My sister's just, well, she's basically dedicated her life to being married to Buddha.

You know how they go like, oh, I'm married to Jesus. I'm sure like that. Right, right. Okay.

So she's marrying Buddha. So the way she's the hoe for Buddha. I just wonder, is it in your parents' will? I don't think this thing is on.

It's on. That is on. Is it in your parents' will that you get all the sex and the other child doesn't get any of the sex?

How do your parents feel about it? Okay, well, I think it's weird. Yeah, I think it goes in and out. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's in. My mom is like, super conservative. Like, she's like, like really, even though she's Buddhist, it goes to the point where she's almost like a fundamentalist.

So she was like, she hissed at me the first night. I was like, I spent outside of the house and then when I came in and she tried to exercise me once, but because she thought I wasn't myself anymore. She tried to exercise you?

Yeah. Did they step you down a bit? Wait, is that where your head spins around? No, she chased me around crying and screaming prayers at me.

To get the evil spirits out. Yeah. Like that. It didn't work.

Yeah. I didn't realize that was a Buddhist thing. I think that was more of her crazy thing too, because most of the- She watched the Exorcist movie.

Wow. So this shit might work right here. I'm telling you. Wow.

That is kind of crazy. And so do you live with them now? Oh god, no. No, no.

You- You have to come in at 7 o'clock at night. Next time, tell them to hire a rabbi. That shit works.

And you have crosses on your thighs, which are very sweet and nice. And so- That was from the Exorcism. There you go.

Okay, I was going to ask what they came from. It's pretty good. You couldn't give a better answer than that, but- What, no one-

Yeah, I was- Aesthetically pleasing, I think, which is like the shittiest reason ever to get a tattoo, because usually people expect you to have some kind of meaning. But you know, I don't know.

It's a Jesus cross, or is it just a design? I mean, it could be both, because the thing was I was going to a private Christian school towards the end of my high school career. And then they said no tattoos, but like,

were they really going to tell me to remove Jesus from my fucking leg? There you go. It's quite a rationale. As to what type of tattoo would get through.

And it did. Oh, you could have done, you could have put a G on one butt cheek and a D on the other butt cheek, and then I have the whole SDO. Like, you're going to ask me to remove God from my back.

Wow. So, so Shauna, where's your microphone? Give her a microphone. Shauna has been deprived of a mic.

I want the best one. There you go. Okay. Is this the best mic?

There you go. I'll interrupt you with this one. Once it may not work. It may not work?

Oh, there it goes. There it goes. Yeah, you know when it's working. I am.

Well, hi there. Thank you for having me. I'm doing all right. I'm doing all right.

It is very warm in here. It's true. So, take off your top. Can I take off my top?

How's my gun? There's always taking off your clothes. There's always that. Shoot, water guns.

Not real guns. I heard it was beer and the water guns. Is it? Feels good?

Was it beer? Beer? Yeah, somebody said it was beer. No, there's not beer in this water gun.

That's what I heard. Somebody said it was beer and the water guns. That was a dollar. That's what Max said.

That was a rumor. Maybe somebody else is a water gun. You want some water? No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's always rumors. Jews can't swim. I don't know if I squirt on you

non-concentrally. I apologize. I don't. We signed a release.

I promise not to get your face. Yeah. Unless you really want me to. There's always that.

Oh, yeah. You don't have that? All right, Shauna, so. Stephen talked a lot about Trump these days.

I have. I have him gagged with the Russian flag. Gagged with the Russian flag. And he's got a dick toy on his head.

He's got a dick toy on his head. Yeah. A dick toy on his head. Okay, so I can't make it really work,

but what I can do, you want to switch places for a second here? This is quite the creation. Yeah, I can help you.

That's a penis pacifier? That is a penis pacifier. If we want to remove the Russian flag. If a penis doesn't pacify you, nothing will.

That's right. Yeah, and he has, of course, he's a big dick with a little penis. Oh, big balls and a little penis.

Have you done a proper photo shoot together? Yeah. Because Putin's into the photo shoots, I see. He's a very famous penis, actually.

Okay. Yes, so. This is really funny. This one's here too.

Is this his penis? The baby finger. The penis. That is his penis.

No, no, this is his baby finger. That's one of the problems we have here. One of the reasons. Perhaps, perhaps.

We're studying him. Oh, man. We are so glad you figured it out. He's a problem.

God bless. Freeze Peach. He's a serious problem. Yeah.

How do you see him? I think he's a pretty serious problem. You think he's a pretty serious problem? For yourself, personally,

or for the world in general? Yeah, he's definitely been a problem for me, for sure. How's he been a problem for you, personally? I think that people got a lot less nice since he got into office.

I think that he got a lot less nice. People have gotten a lot less nice since he's been president. I think so. It almost gave folks almost something.

Do you want to kind of use him as a punching bag? I mean, you can, you know. Be jerky. Yeah.

No more jerky. Just because he's doing it doesn't mean it's a good idea. Yeah, talk right into the mic. Just because he's doing it doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Yeah, that's it. No, but he is the president. And the president is a role model. Always, has been, always will be.

Okay, so I always try to look on the bright side. What are the redeeming qualities of our current president? I have a hard time saying that. He's good for comedy.

He's what? How do you, comedy. But how do you satirize satire? That's the problem with like, how do you make fun of a joke?

He's the joke in the punchline all in one. He is the punchline. The punchline started. The joke, he said it.

You just repeat it. But like how do you, like what made political comedy funny for a while is that, is that, uh-oh. They were taking themselves seriously.

Is that they had some measure of the quorum. Yeah. And then you made fun of that. But like this, how do you make, because comedy works by making something

overblowing it, right? Making it more ridiculous. He's already jumped the shark. But how do you do it?

Like he said something that's so beyond comedy almost, no? Then you're doing damage control. Your comedy is like, let's try to reign this back in again. I don't know.

Comedians seem to be hotter than ever. I mean, all the political comedians, they find things just angles on it. They just find stuff, you know? He's just got a funny face.

All you have to do is put them on the screen and people laugh and look. I know, but that was the problem. But that was a big distraction. That was funny on the Comedy Central Rose.

The theft that's going on. Because he was a joke. Like now you put his face and like, yes, he still looks fucking crazy. Except we're all crying.

Except that he's present. Yeah, we're getting... Which is insane. It's like now it's getting into that stage of the scary clown.

Really scary clown. Oh, yeah. And yeah, I think the comedians have done very, you know, they've stayed in business with this guy.

Where are the Republican comedians? They're not funny? Name a Republican comedian. That's what I'm saying.

Exactly. I rest my case. What is the deal with that? They're not funny.

Al Franken. Al Franken, not a Republican. Well, I thought that was funny though. He's not a comedian.

Demopublican. Al Franken is a... You can say Larry the cable guy, but he's not a comedian. Not a Republican compared to...

He's not a cable guy either. The Donald. Demopublican. So...

Well, I've got him by the balls here. So... What are we going to do with him? What are we going to torture him or something?

Or can you do any healing that would save the country? Healing is better than torture. I was going to say, although I almost did start doing the cock and ball. The kicking, I did that before once with a gal.

Yeah. How about breast therapy? Do you do that? Yeah, we could do some breast therapy.

I think you're... I've definitely got to show my titties because everyone else has, right? Okay, yeah, yeah. I got to hold this.

I haven't. I haven't. You could. Wait a minute.

No, yeah. You were up here first. You were up here first. No, but you were in the room first.

Tandem. I got some wonderful A-minuses. Very pretty. Hey, I got a flash.

Okay. Very pretty. This is... Shauna.

Shauna Lay. Shauna Lay. Like Chopin Broccolay. Remember that?

Chopin Broccolay. And you know what? Just give him one more punch. Punch.

One more. Hey, you can pass the first one. I don't want him to be in front of your beauty because he's disgusting.

Why are we talking about him? I don't know. That's because people keep bringing him up. It's hard to...

You know, it's hard to talk about sex for these days without talking about Trump. We have post-Trump sex disorder. A lot of people have that.

And we kind of treat it here. And we kind of, you know, have it. I had to start taking the presence since he got president.

Like, you know, I just like... I never had to do that in my life. Well, and that fucks with your sex drive. It does.

It does. It makes some dick problems. Yeah. It does.

It does. You know, but I take the natural one. So it doesn't have that, you know. Then you need the dick pills.

And then you need this. And then you need that. Just take herbs. Just take herbs, that's not...

Yeah, he's getting, you know, he's getting me on hope pills. Just take herbs, yeah. You know, and then Jared is gonna have to get me off.

Right? You know, I think breast therapy is beautiful. I think breast therapy is beautiful, too. You know, I think it's interesting

if you were like an alien and you were to come from outer space, you couldn't find out how human babies are fed from watching our television.

Like, you'd have to, like, extrapolate that from, like, oh, well, this is what the other primates do. I just think it's kind of an interesting omission.

Like, you really can't see any boundaries. They would just think that adult men live by sucking the boobs. That's what they would think.

That's right. Well, I don't know why they're doing it. I don't know what they're doing there, but maybe they're eating.

When did they start letting them suck on the boobs? At what age did they start letting that happen? But nobos have boobs. But nobos have boobs.

They do. Yeah, they do. Because they're mammals. Mamm...

Mammarines. Well, no, like, you know, dogs are mammals. They don't really have...

They're a bit hairy for my taste. Nipples. They're nipples. Nipples.

And even chimpanzees, they have nipples, but they don't have boobs. So, I don't...

But nobos have nipples. Yeah, but they're a bit hairy for my taste. It can't show nipples sometimes. It can't show nipples.

We're not telling you to have sex with a loser. Wait, is this on Facebook? Just because you're in California and you're a little bit desperate,

don't think I'm suggesting you actually have sex with the bonobos, although they're right down at the San Diego Zoo and... No, thanks.

Take your choice. Yeah, I don't... But, you know, there are cousins. I'd rather be celibate.

You shouldn't have sex with bonobos, but you should be inspired by bonobos because they're like the porn stars of the great ape world. Which it's interesting that a lot of folks,

they don't know anything about the bonobos. If you ask them about chimpanzees, they know how close we are. They do if they...

Yeah, that's right. What are the bonobos? They're like bonobos, what's a bonobo? Yeah, I have a question.

What are the consent rules with bonobos? They're very consensual. You know, let's just say from what I have learned that rape is rare, murder is non-existent.

So, rape meaning non-consensual sex. Some form of sex that somebody doesn't want. Happens, and when it happens, then the other bonobos who are usually around

will kind of tell the interloper to fuck off. Cut it out. Yeah, and they do it with a little BDSM, a little hard spank with a little smack

with some pain, but not killing. Do they make an example out of them? Do they make an example? To some degree, it's like any group of primates,

yeah, but they don't kill. They just train, because it's true. It's hard to know sometimes what consent means. You have to learn.

You have to be taught. You have to be taught. You have to be taught. But common chimps, males are not taught,

and so they do rape all the time. And that's the most common way they have sex with the females, is through rape. And the males, the older males will kill the younger males,

the younger males will sometimes kill the older males. It's war in common chimps. And I really think that humans, I mean, we're a whole nother species,

I know, and we shouldn't have sex with anybody here. No dogs either. But at the same time, I feel we're somewhere between the chimps and the bonobos.

Well, we have a choice. We have our chimpside, which is, you know, just get what you can. And the tough survive and brute force prevails.

And then we have the bonobo side, which says, well, you know, not really. If you can have a good time, you can empower the females. If you can keep the males happy,

because the males are bigger and stronger and crazier. Keep them happy, that's what I say. Keep the males happy. What is wrong with that?

What is wrong with that? You see males happy. Males are humans too. They deserve to be happy.

I think so. I think so. I can only speak for myself. Right.

And I speak for you as a human that you should be happy. And bonobos have that understanding that everybody should be taken care of, that the community should be taken care of.

I had a great scene at a party one time where there was this kid who was like, you know, he was kind of overweight and he was kind of goofy looking. And there were these guys that I brought to the party

that were all like strapping big. And they watched this kid walk right up to me. He said, hey, can I play with your titties? I said, yep.

He said, can I play with your pussy? I said, yep. He said, do you want to fuck? I said, yep.

And then we were fucking and these guys were like, what? I was like, that's how we do. You don't have to steal it from me. You don't have to like figure out where to get it.

So what kind of, where was this party? I'm not a party. I'm not a party that's not fucking. You know what?

I want to do something here. Whoa, where's that location? And that's all it took. He's like, just ask permission.

Sex party. Central. You know what's funny? I had a friend.

I'm not going to name the name. He's a well-known film director. But he told me. Let's guess.

Yeah. He told me that because people say that if you go up to a woman and say, hey, do you want to have sex? Like 99.9% of them are going to say no.

We're not necessarily going to say no. And he says, that's not true. He's like, I was walking the street. I saw this girl on a bike and she was fine looking.

And I walked over to her and I said, you know, it's a beautiful day. I want to make wonderful love to you. And they went and I had a cup of coffee.

And within an hour, they went home and had sex. Atta boy. Some guy's sexy as fuck. He caught her at the right time.

Have you done that? He caught her at the right time. Oh yeah. Let me hear a vibe.

It's true. Of course, it's true timing. He caught her at the right time. True that.

But you know what? If you feel that vibe, go for it. When did you do that? I have a guy just ask me to cap holler some bullshit to say,

hey, you're really hot. Can I get your number? There are multiple experiences. Multiple experiences.

You don't look like you're old enough for multiple experiences. That makes it better. She is old enough. All at once.

I was very prolific during the last few years. But anyway, prolific. The first one was, I was just at the grocery store. And this is the guy who asked me, how old are you?

And I was like, I'm 19. And then I guess he used to tell me I have no idea how old he was. I have no idea what his name was. I don't really remember.

And then I just went and bought my groceries. And I was walking out. And I took the bus at this time. So I was going to take the bus.

And he's like, do you want to ride? I was like, sure. And then I get in the car. That is dangerous.

Oh yeah, I know. But you know, I have to say that. I have to be motherly. And I have to say don't do that.

What do you want to happen? I know. He got his glasses to protect her. It's very hot.

But it's dangerous. You shouldn't do that. I don't know what happened. What was that?

That was so sad. But then, except for my producer. What happened? What happened?

How did you get from like, do you need a ride home to sucking his dick? I want to know the trajectory, the narrative there. There's no trajectory.

Dick is special. You have eight minutes for the narrative. And then, you know, he reaches over. My phone's ringing.

You know, might as well return to favor. That's all right. Come on, please. But then.

Oh, OK. So he made you come? No, he didn't. I don't have.

He didn't make you come. Dr. Sushi. You don't come. You don't come?

Not very easily. I don't really care because like, if I want orgasm, I could. I'll do it myself, you know.

Yes, Max. It gets better. Oh, I was just thinking about orgasm. Orgasm.

The masturbator is still on the phone. Are you serious? He's talking about this masturbate. He should not be self-leaving.

Like, what is your masturbating? What is your masturbating? You gotta be sleep by now. He must be sore by now.

He's gotta be sore by now. OK, let's find masturbator. He's having a masturbator. Are you all right?

He's a masturbating what? All right, do we have time for some a Mass Bonoboville communion? That's some serious edging.

You have probably. He's gonna be chafed. OK. Who wants to do Bonoboville communion?

You have to be old enough. Seven minutes. I'm not old enough. You've already, you're already an altar girl

because you're uncovered. You've been altar for life. And you're not old enough to drink. So you could be an altar girl.

OK. There you go. All right, take my place. Well, you can come up here.

Oh, no, I'm, no, I, I, I, you know, this is, this is communion. I don't get involved in religious stuff, you know me.

OK, the masturbator just came. But you can watch. And he'll hang up. I like watching.

Yeah, you can watch. He gave us a dollar. Are you guys gonna? Do we get her ID?

Get the, are they not gonna? Are they gonna, are they gonna get the, OK, are you gonna do communion? You want to do communion?

Yeah, you can. You don't have to. It involves if you want to be an altar girl, you produce your boobs.

Now, you're not old enough to be taking communion. Right. I don't think so. No, no, she added up.

No, so you are going to be also an altar girl. We're going to have three altar girls. I'll take. Oh my goodness.

I'll take communion. You're going to take communion, David. OK, and you could take communion. Would you like to take communion?

If she wants to. OK. No, communion means giving a little lip to each of the altars and get the salt and then we give you.

Yeah, like a body. Agua. No, no, you don't want to take a shot. OK, I thought that Manny, you said she did.

No, no. Yeah, yeah, sure. You can do juice. OK, but yeah, sure.

We can, you know, do water because actually water is becoming a very precious commodity at this point. You're going to do what? A drink of your drink.

Yeah, OK. OK, well, we need to pour it in here. OK, here we go. Let's do it right.

Look at that. You got to do your drink. I'm good. That was great.

I did it. All right, now I'll take that water. We're going to do a communion, which means everybody reveals their altar, which means your boobs, your nipple, nipple.

You've already revealed your altar. OK, and now we can re-reveal it. Whoa. Here we go.

Fall down. And now you are, usually I don't have so many altars, so just go from one to the next and take a lick of each one. Yeah.

Assume the position. Right, assume the position. I caught it. I heard it.

Yeah. OK, very good. And now we salt the altar. Which nipple?

This one. And which one? The left one. Oh, sorry, my left.

Yep. And now you lick the salt, the holy sacred salt. You lick that. Is that Himalayan salt?

Is that Himalayan? Oh yeah, it's pink. It's that playa from that. It's actually not a Himalayan.

Yeah, but it's not exactly in the Himalayas. It's about 200 miles down the road. This is like a triple altar. This is sort of like the holy trinity.

OK, so now you lean back against one of them. Who wants to spread her legs open so she can lean back against you? How much time? Yeah, you can do that.

OK, so sit down on the floor. Five minutes. Yeah, OK, here we go. And now lean back.

OK, and this is waterboarding. It's a lethal style. Let's hear it for Coralie Summers of Gas Mask Girl doing Bonoboville Communion with our altar girls.

Shauna Lea and Eva Yee. Well, that almost rhymes, but it doesn't. And Larissa. Thank you.

OK, do we have time for She-Bad? One song. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Yeah, we need to record the wolf in the house. Yeah, give it up for the ladies tonight. Give it up for all the lovely ladies tonight. Give it up for everybody in the building tonight.

Hashtag Bonoboville, y'all. Who wants to wear a gas mask? Not you. No, you're singing.

You can't. Maybe you could put one on for a little while. Fun and wild and crazy. And gas mask.

Y'all ladies want to dance with us tonight? Yeah. Keep your tops down. We'll let you dance, man.

Yeah. Where are you from? Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look how she shake that thing.

You want to come over here and dance? Get back, yeah. Look how she drop it. Look, yeah.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Come on, let's get up. That girl can go. She got me washing light.

Let's talk about it in a smooth way. She made me say, damn, sick like jam. Ten-time roundpiece. Add it up, silver dollar, then you holler.

What up, though? It's to make my friends known. I'm a wolf off from and I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room shake from the ass. Wait, damn.

Maybe you got that pop. That's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor.

Dooms be taken in while she's shaking. Pack that thing up. Like, dee-dee-dee. She bad.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. You want to shake?

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah. That girl can go.

Bang. Everybody stop. And look at that pop. That thing.

Bang. Got her ready to sense the dope. Oh, we up in Venovo. Yeah.

It's showin' me love. Dub after dub. With a freaking out dance. Paptains with the mans.

I don't even know. But this night for sure. That deal. She ill.

She said to keep your wheels on strap-on. Hold on real tight to these thighs. And ride this trip. I'm only for the whole night.

So give it to me. Don't you have no stamina? So got this ones in the club. Right shit.

Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm lying. She got her like that.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. She bad. Look how she make it bang.

She bad. Look how she drop it low. She bad. Yeah.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. She bad.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. She bad. Yeah.

That girl can go. Don't stop. Cause you got me turned by the way you pop. And the way you pop it got me hot.

So don't stop. Go work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody.

Cause everybody wants you to do your thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang.

Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized. So get my ties.

By the way she shake her ass and tie. Gave me a ride. So I had to buy a mobile. She put it down.

But she kept me up all night. This chick. She bad. She the bomb.

Yes. She's nine oh mine. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah. But don't walk it low. You be taking it while she shaking it back.

That thing. Up high. Beep. Three minutes.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

She bad. Yeah. That girl girl. She bad.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that shine. Look how she make it bang. She bad.

Yeah. Trying to make it go. Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. She bad. Let me hear y'all say it with me. Oh.

She bad. Come on. Let me hear y'all say it with me. She bad.

Burn. Burn. She bad. She bad.

She bad. Yeah. Shake it. Give it up for Bonobo V.O. y'all.

Yeah. Give it up for E-Burn. Whoa. Who didn't want to shake that much.

It's on the Dr. Sissy's lock show. We so bad. It's all good. And two minutes.

The lovely Coralie Summers. Gas mask girl. Yeah. Thank you gas mask girl.

Manny. And thank you Shauna Lay. Such a sexual healer. I love it.

And thank you Eva Yee. You're so adorable. Eva Yee. Follow her on Twitter.

Follow all these gals on Twitter. And here's Larissa. Larissa. I don't know if Larissa's on Twitter.

You're not. Okay. And Loser's on Twitter. Loser Torsky is at Torsky.

She oughta torque us on Twitter. And Lamar D. Sol. Yeah. That's so well.

Yeah. This is a. Yes. Of course.

Old time resident of Bonoboville actually. All right. And Max. Captain Max.

My prime mate. I love you Captain Max. I love you too darling. Yeah.

And so I guess we have to go. Take them down. And we're going to be seeing Loser's somewhere on Netflix or.

Either. Somewhere. Somewhere. Amazon.

Somewhere. Toronto International Film Festival. All right. Go there.

We've got the best days. That was where that. Toronto. We've got the best days.

The great darkened days. The gray darkened days. Darkened. Yeah.

Darkened. Days. That sounds depressing. It is depressing.

We got one minute. Oh my god. One minute. All right well.

You know sometimes we need to be depressed. And sometimes we need deep rest. And that's what you get after a good orgasm. So make like Bonobos.

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They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are.

And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

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