Filthy Mouthed Wife

Full transcript of Filthy Mouthed Wife on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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comedians and porn stars, all you children of sex. And we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen!

Can I get an A-women? A-women! Yeah, brothers and sisters, it's still self-life September, second Saturday night of self-love September, if you're tuned in live.

Which is, according to, you know, social media, more about just these very lofty ideals of self-esteem than the earthy realities of masturbation. But, here on Dr. Susie TV, we feel that self-love including self-esteem needs a little self-pleasure, you know, to be fully loving and esteeming of the body.

Certainly the body. But also of the mind and the soul, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Pleasure heals, I have the button. Can you see the button?

Pleasure heals, right? And here's my heel. Pleasure heals. It's a French heel or Spanish heel, I don't know.

One of those countries that know more about sex than we do. But in any case, pleasure heals. So, let's hear it for playing stroke-a-mon. You just got a compliment on your hat.

Wow, thank you. Phoenix steel. I just love your beautiful hat, so stylish. Love and self-care.

And Anna gave me the wreath around. The wreath really makes the hat. As well as the pleasure heels. Which I did get from ASECT mistress Phoenix Steel, the Steel Mistress.

I did get it there where I did have to experience the lunacy of the mad moderator. But there was good things about it. A lot of good people had this button. So, pleasure heals.

What else do we call masturbation? Firing the surgeon general is one of my favorites because it's kind of historic. Firing the surgeon general. I guess I can do this to symbolize masturbation.

Cindy Lauper called it she-bop, right? She-bop. She called it she-bop. Yeah, that's a good one.

She-bop. And fapping, of course, used more often for men and used it in a negative way. But I think it's cool. I like fapping.

And speaking of which, I have a new video up edited by Gideon. How can I climax with my new lover? And what does that have to do with masturbation? Well, if you can't climax with your new lover, you obviously need to learn to practice.

Practice. It doesn't necessarily make perfect, but it does help you to learn your body and have an orgasm. And, you know, if you're conscious of it, we call it meditation with masturbation, a.k.a. medibation, which Max's old friend Annie Sprinkle made up.

Dr. Annie Sprinkle. Max was her first publisher. Hello, Captain Max. You can say hello.

Hello. Happy self-posting timbre. Hello. Yes.

So, from spanking the monkey to spanking the presidents, spank the presidents, spank the presidents' big balls. Yeah. And we're going to now explain why my show tonight is called Bow Mouthed Wife,

and why it's trending. Because, of course, Adolf Twitler there. Twitler. He's been tweeting.

And, you know, also the term pussy-ass bitch is trending. Seriously, this is our presidential, presidential discourse in the age of Trump. Sounds classy. It started with Trump tweeting about musician John Legend and his filthy-mouthed wife

not praising him. Not praising him. Because, you know, John Legend, well, maybe you don't know, he did an interview on prison reform.

And he did mention Trump's bill that he put through, but he didn't mention Trump by name. So Trump got very upset. And the foul-mouthed wife, whom Trump dare not name,

is model and comedian Chrissy Teigen, who happens to be John Legend's wife. And she is a little filthy-mouthed in the best way. And so is our president, by the way, filthy-mouthed. But Chrissy has been trawling Trump.

Since before he was president, since he, I don't know, since like the 2010s. And she does not appear in the interview with John Legend, but Trump doesn't name her, but calls her John Legend's filthy-mouthed wife. And so she tweets in response,

You're a pussy-ass bitch, Trump. And then she asks people to trend president pussy-ass bitch, which, of course, they do. And I even call myself, well, no, I call myself, yeah,

I call myself a filthy-mouthed wife in my bio on Twitter, which a lot of women are doing now, because it's sort of like what he called Hillary nasty woman. This is now the thing.

It's a badge of honor to be called a filthy-mouthed wife and to be a filthy-mouthed wife. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, you know, these are times that call for filthy-mouths.

Yes, of course. I feel. So, yeah, Trump did sign this prison reform act and we did give him credit for it, actually.

It's a very bonobo prison reform act. And the usually loathsome Jared Kushner actually got it done. It is bipartisan.

And he is loathsome about just about everything, except prison reform. He's very bonobo. He understands the horror of the prison industrial complex.

Why? Because even though he's a billionaire, his father was incarcerated for good reason. But still, that doesn't change the fact that it is a horror

to have your loved one put behind bars like that. And there's nothing you can do. So it kind of makes him a bit of a human being. So kudos to Kushner.

Kudos even to Trump for signing it. But this narcissistic, self-loathing, a lunatic in chief's need for kudos is absolutely bottomless.

Which is disturbing. So I think he should really honor self-love September because obviously, Melania isn't giving him any love. We can see that.

She likes Trudeau. That paper. So other little bits in the news. Rush Limbaugh, remember Rush Limbaugh

who tried to slut-shame me last, well, a few weeks ago. And we just did our Rush Limbaugh rebuttal over post-Trump sex disorder. Well, he tried to slut-shame another progressive woman

whose name is a little weird. Not too much weirder than Sunshine. Sunshine McWayne. That's her real name.

But this woman is named Crystal Ball. I don't know. But she's cool. She's progressive.

But he claimed falsely that she posed nude when she was 14 or 15. And then he later issued a retraction. But it was already out there.

And of course, he also took down the segment where he slut-shames me and tries to use me to sell newsletters. For $60.

But I still have it. And it's on my site, dr.susanblock.com Also on YouTube. Yeah, Rush Limbaugh.

A lot of people don't even know who he is. But just know this, before Trump made hate, his platform, Rush spewed hate from his microphone.

Took a lot of pills. Yeah, yeah. And Trump still hasn't won an Emmy, even though he's still a reality TV performer,

really. The whole presidency is a reality TV show. But I did go to the Emmy's nominees reception. Shout out to my HBO director and my friend.

I love her. She is great. She won Emmys. Shari Cookson.

Now she did not win Emmys for directing me in radio sex TV or the real sex segments that I did with her. Dr. Susie Speakeasy.

I did another one with Patty Kaplan. Anyway, yeah, the Dr. Susan Block show either despite the fact that it is the greatest show on earth or because of that, we don't win an Emmys.

No, we have to give ourselves our own awards. But I had fun with Shari and shout out to Mitch Waldo and shout out to Ellen Lutwak and a bunch of other people.

Sorry if I am not shouting you out. But, you know, you'll be in my blog. So one more item, I think. I had to do this.

I thought I was done with my items. Then I look on Twitter and I see new rape allegations against my fellow Yalee and horrific Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh

from another fellow Yalee. Of course, these are corroborating another fellow Yalee, Deborah Ramirez, who had said that Kavanaugh stuck his penis, his pee-pee.

I don't know, she didn't say it was really worth much of anything. So we'll call it a pee-pee. He shoved it in her face at a drunken dorm party or frat party.

And then Kavanaugh, in his teary look, just crying in front of the Congress, he said, if that had really occurred, it would have been the talk of the campus.

Guess what? It was. It was, exactly. That's right, sunshine.

It was the talk of the campus. And some people saw it. Some people just heard about it. And, you know, I mean, it makes sense.

Kavanaugh was a very privileged Yale legacy kid. Ramirez was not. She was at Yale on her merits. And in order to stay at Yale, to get into Yale,

merits meant good grades, activities, et cetera. Staying at Yale, one merit us non-legacy kids had to learn and quit was how to deal with the Yale legacy kids and their, you know,

inevitable, obnoxious entitleness, whether in terms of sex or anything else. So Debra gave the FBI a list of 25 people corroborating her story.

And the FBI interviewed none of them. And then we got another fellow, Yale, maxed here, saying he saw Brett with his pants down, pushing his,

our friends pushed his penis, P.P., into the hand of another female student, which kind of corroborated that Brett, you know, hangs out with his pants off

at, you know, Yale-y frat parties. Which, by the way, I'm not against that, you know. And by the way, the FBI did not investigate this, which I am against.

I want to just say, before you ask a question, I am all for drunken, frat party, dorm room sex. I've had a lot of drunken, frat party, dorm room sex. But it has to be consensual, brothers and sisters.

And that is kind of hard because usually somebody's like too drunk to consent. That's the whole idea of a drunk party. So, but still, I mean, I did it a few times and,

you know, it's okay. I mean, if you do it, own it. Don't be a hypocrite. Don't say, I didn't do it.

She's lying when 25 people corroborated and you're up for the Supreme Court and we're supposed to trust you. I don't care if you have sex during frat parties,

although I do want it to be consensual. I don't want you to be a rapist, okay? Which apparently, well, it seems as though Kavanaugh has been.

And consensual. Let's just say he probably doesn't know the meaning of the word. Although he probably knows the meaning of the word virgin, which according to a lot of Catholics in those days,

meant you just didn't stick it in the vagina. But sticking it in a girl's face, even if non-consensual, you didn't lose your virginity.

Oh my God, it's disgusting. It really is kind of disgusting. Although I kind of like the technicalities, some of the technicalities.

Especially from the, I guess I liked it better from the woman's point of view and when you're consensual. I'm not too drunk, you know.

But three chairs from my Yale classmate, Jane Mayer, who wrote a piece about Deborah Ramirez's accusations against Brett Kavanaugh a year ago

when, you know, we had a chance to not put him on the Supreme Court. Now he's there. Okay, so what are we going to do?

Probably nothing, but it's a sickness. It's part of post-Trump sex disorder. It's part of the sex disorder that's taking hold of the country.

And, yeah, it manifests in different ways. Some people have bad sex and certainly rapey sex is bad sex and we just put this guy on the Supreme Court.

All right, so, you know, that's my politics, Max, tonight. I mean, I could have some more, but that's it for now.

What do you think? That's fine. That's fine. That's good.

You don't have it? That's not great? That's a good handful. Not great? That's great.

Like a nice, you know, handful. Nice handful. And I got, well, my hands are pretty small, but they're bigger than Trump's.

He's got small hands. Anyway, I have some exciting guests tonight that Sunshine has assembled. My lovely...

Yes, I put them together myself. They were just bits and pieces. Right, like legos. I put the arms into the body sockets.

Right. Did anybody guess who's the porn star? Yeah, who's the porn star? No, but Andre take a pic.

Mulligan is like, oh, who's the porn star? I was like, that's what I was asking you. You win a speakeasy. Okay, nobody gonna win, though.

No one. Everybody kept saying, he said, I'll check it out. I'll keep checking it out. Then he's like, if it's not Vanessa Del Rio,

I don't care. I'm guessing wrong. Yeah. And it's a sickness.

You know what I'm saying? He said, well, I don't know every comedian. Like, okay. He's funny.

He's being funny. All right, he's trying. He's being funny. We like Andre.

He's cool. We like you, Andre. We like you, Andre. Say something funny.

You're being funny. Okay, so in any case, I'll introduce my porn star first. Because partly she's beautiful.

Not that my comedian isn't beautiful, too. But she's really beautiful. She's beautiful in a different way. And also her name is very similar to mine.

And so I kind of know how to pronounce it. Sissy. Well, I'm Susie. Oh.

And she's Sissy. Sissy, Sissy. Sissy, Sam. Let's hear it for Sissy, Sam.

Hey, women. Everybody say, hey, women. How's everybody? All right.

Awesome. A little late, guys. They're late. Maybe they couldn't clap

because they had their hands on their wieners. There you go. Celebrating self love September. You know.

Stroke them on. And what does your shirt say? Strokes. Strokes.

That's her upcoming stuff. Strokes. So Strokes is a porn company? Yes.

I see. And they make movies or they do webcam. Yeah. Camming or movies or both.

I think they mostly do movies. Mostly movies. Yeah. Mostly hand jobs or BJs.

And your eye makeup is gorgeous. Thank you. I just tried something new for tonight. Yeah, definitely.

Well, I'm all into sparkles, as you can see. Yes. And I'm kind of doing the red and gold sparkles tonight. And so are you.

Yes. So we kind of matched. Feeling the vibe. Yeah.

Nice vibe. So this is. This full moon tonight. It is a full moon.

We just got this good vibe. Right. That's more than it is. It is full moon.

Last night at the Emmys it was Friday the 13th. So I was a little bit nervous. But it was all very uneventful. I was at an Emmys nominee reception.

And anyway, now it's the show. And it's still full moon. I guess. Yes.

Full moon's kind of over the course of 48 hours in a way. Yeah. I think. So Sissy was on the show for Scorpio Passion, which was Max's birthday.

Do you remember? Oh, yes. Max. It was your birthday.

As well as my former assistant Blossom's birthday. Yes. We all spanked Blossom. And by the way, there is a picture.

And for her birthday, I bought that wine. I said, if you drink this whole bottle, you will have a menagee tour. Right. Yeah.

Here you are. You're a little bit in the margin. But Sissy. I'm in the magazine.

You're in the magazine. You're kind of a big deal. That's so lit. Here.

Here. Check it out. I could just cut me out a little bit on the wall. Jack off too much.

There she is. And there's Sunshine as well. And there's me as well. And we're all spanking Blossom.

There's Rhianna and Erin. That was a classic picture. And this is a very classic picture because it is a spanking gang band. And there's...

All consensual. Yes. All consensual. Oh, very.

We're like hyper-consensual around here. We're into enthusiastic consent, actually. So that's cool. Do you really, really want to do this?

Do what? Whatever. I mean, really, really? We're into enthusiastic consent.

So we ask you twice. Unless you're just already doing it. Whatever it is. So...

Doing it. And doing it. Yeah. So Sissy, I love your Twitter account.

Thank you. It says, I like my clits suck. No, that's classy. Yes, I do.

Don't just lick it. You got to suck it and stick it. You know, I don't like all that licking. You don't like the licking?

Because the clit, it's like a... I sound weird when I say it was like a penis. So you got to suck on it. Like, it's like the head of a dick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it needs pressure for all you guys that are having trouble. You need to suck. You need to suck.

Let go of your ego and just suck the clit. Okay? That's how you get it to come. Pressure.

Suck. Don't just be so gentle. You got to release it. Your cheeks got to be hurting out there.

Although I have to say, I mean, that's good advice, but I have to say there are women like myself who do like a lick. Yeah, I do.

I do. But I will say I tend to like the tongue being like, like a dog. Like that circular motion.

I don't know about the pointy tongue. The tongue pretending to be a dick is kind of weird. I don't know.

I'd rather have a finger than a tongue pretending to be a dick and then have the tongue, you know, doing something like licking or sucking.

And sucking is true. It's really good. I'd rather just have my vibrator. Unless you can move your tongue like a speed bunny.

So the Jesus Jack Haber-Dildo is in here. We can't look at this on Facebook, but we can look at the vulva puppet and you can see...

Sometimes it's nice if a girl, a woman has a big clit. You can kind of put it between your fingers and then suck it. Ooh.

I like to jerk my clit. That might make her come before you go, which is of course a good thing. So, yeah.

So, you know, you were a little bit demure, but, you know, it was your first time and also we had a lot of people. But you did get into Bonoboville Community

and free the nipple. Yes, I did. I was, like, overdressed, too. Well, yeah.

I was super hot. We were like, man, she's good. I'm in. But that was no good for her.

Yeah, yeah. Now it's a very hot September. Look at those great legs. Stand up to the camera and turn around.

She's so cute. I'm more comfortable today. You got my weight. Wow, amazing, tight little body.

Amazing body. Can you do a little turnaround? Yeah, there we go. Nice.

Our other guest is smiling. I'm going to introduce him. Oh, yeah, he looks so happy. I do want to talk to Sizi, obviously, a lot more.

But I want to introduce John Yabez. Am I pronouncing that right? But you're not talking on your microphone. I know.

Which will get you a sponsor. I gave him a lavalier. Oh, you gave him a lavalier? Oh, yeah.

Turn down the VJ. He's looking for an excuse to spank you, so he doesn't have his microphone. Well, it's true.

I do take every excuse I could get. But it's not fair. You have a lavalier, so you're good. So I did notice, though, I looked at your Twitter feed,

and there were at least a couple of tweets about hating yourself. I'm a therapist. No, I'm serious.

I think that that's a resume requirement to do stand-up, actually. I say I hate myself. Yeah, like a lot of comics say that.

I don't even know if I believe them, because really the best jokes come from bad things, not good things. So, right?

I mean, if everything goes well, what joke are you going to tell? You know, it's when things go badly. But you have to get over it a little bit.

You can't be like, Kavanaugh, crying. He wasn't very funny, except to laugh at. Not to laugh at me.

So, what do you think about that, John? Oh, I guess I'm pretty happy I'm self-interpreting, but you know, you turn tragedy into humor.

Yeah, turn tragedy into humor. I think that's the key to a lot of comedy. And that's what makes people feel good, because we all experience tragedy,

even if it's at a really silly level, like Trump not getting enough, you know, kudos for everything he does and things he doesn't do. It's tragic for him, although he has no sense of humor, right?

No. Not at all. The only way he has a bit of a sense of humor is when he's being cruel. He likes to laugh at children he's locked up in cages.

It's like ridiculous, or laugh at, you know, the way he made fun of the guy who had a disability. I mean, it's a terrible comedy. It's not comedy.

It's like a punch and down. The woman that accused Kavanaugh, he was like making fun of her. She doesn't remember.

Right. Like that. So, we often have comedians and porn stars. I don't know why. Yeah, it's like a good comedy.

Oh, by the way, I'd like to thank everyone for not guessing who. Which one of us was the best? I don't know if it's going to carry myself. Oh, my gosh. You're all lost.

Thank you for, like, looking at my Twitter. The only reason I put that stuff on there is because I don't think anyone's looking at it. I looked at it.

Oh, thank you. That's very kind. No, I did. And I like to, you know, see the person. I also noticed you like wrestling.

Oh, yeah. No, I love wrestling. Or you have a few wrestling tweets. I mean, Trump was into wrestling. I would say he still is.

He's kind of like a wrestling, like, you know, they have the heroes or the face, and then they have the heel. And I think Trump is a heel, of course.

What do you think? I mean, I don't know how to view it. He's actually in the WWE Hall of Fame. He is. Which is disgusting.

And he's won a couple of wrestling matches. Yeah, but of course wrestling matches are all quits. He doesn't win because of his strength. He's a wrestler.

You know, I don't know why he boasts that. I feel like that would resonate well with his base. Yeah, I think so, too. Yeah, he treats it like a reality show, right?

So this is just a reality show. Well, his base did post that video of him slamming, body slamming a guy with a television on his head that said CNN.

It was a real wrestling event where he body slammed a guy who, of course, let him body slam him. Trump can't body slam anybody on his own.

He has to be allowed by whoever he's doing, except maybe a very small person like me. But that would just be his body falling on me. But yeah, I mean, I like the quote.

There's a meme that the WWE is just gay porn without sex. Now nothing against people that like WWE. And some of my best friends like it. And I kind of like it in the sense that I'm watching it

as a cultural phenomenon. And my brother used to be a high school wrestler. So maybe I'm prejudice against it because there you have to actually

like defeat the other person on your merits. That sounds so foreign about wrestling. Yeah, I know. Nobody does that anymore. Nobody. It's crazy.

And the Greeks, ancient Greeks used to do wrestling and they would do it naked. They had to wrestle like lions and tigers and shit there, right? Or I'm confusing gladiators.

It was the horses. No, I don't know. They wrestled each other mostly. I'm going down a fight with the tiger.

And there it was really. They would wrestle and then they would have gay sex. And the women of, where was it? The women of Sparta, actually.

You know about the women of Sparta? They had to be really in shape. They were in shape. And they were kind of the prototypes

for Wonder Woman and the Amazon women. And they would wrestle each other naked, you know. Wait, wait, is this history or is this your fantasy? Wait, wait, wait.

Well, it's a little bit of both. Oh, okay. No, it is history. It is really history.

I mean Wonder Woman is fantasy. Amazon, the Amazon myth is a myth. But the women of Sparta were real and the people of Sparta were very real.

And they did have the Olympics in Sparta. And the Greeks would all come from all over Greece and they would compete. And these were the original Olympics.

And it was mostly guys. And yeah, they did it naked. And there was some girls though that also did it, you know. And then they went like that to Trump.

No, that was that. Because they could see into the future. That's great. I love that woman.

But anyway, so we had Dave Batista on the show. Oh, really? Yes. I love that guy.

I love that guy too. He's great. Even though he's a wrestler, I would say. Not because he is.

But he's a really nice guy. And he's big. And now he's an actor. So he's very cool.

He was on the show. We had a bunch of strippers and they all got naked right in front of him. And he was very stoic about it.

He didn't go anywhere. He watched. One of the viewers is asking a question. Or do you wear a corset?

He wears a corset? What's that mean? Who? The porn star or the comedian?

I don't know. Roland Lacey says he wears a corset. Who wears a corset? Who?

Okay. Rob said, is John embarrassed he's not a porn star? And then Roland Lacey... You know, they always give the comedian shit.

Or these might be your friends. Is Roland Lacey your friend? No, I don't know that yet. He wears a corset.

Okay. I'm going to reply. I wear a corset. What does that mean?

Who? Well, wait. Do you wear a corset? No.

Okay. First of all, we want the answer to that. No. I don't know if I'm giving that off.

I don't know if it's my body type. It must be because you have such a slim waist. Stand up. You know, I usually have the poor type.

Yeah, you got your little taller on too. At 3.6 the action. I don't know if I would think he... It's nice he's not overweight or anything.

But I really would not think you was wearing a corset. No, I'm not. This must be a friend of yours. No, Roland Lacey, maybe he's just a random...

Maybe he's a Ryan. I will say this. I'm not embarrassed I'm not a porn star. I have a lot of respect for porn stars.

Good. You do too. Yeah, yeah. Tell us about your respect.

You know, to do all that stuff in front of a camera. I mean, I'd rather bomb a thousand times. Oh yeah. They both do porn and do stand up.

Take a lot of courage. It's not just courage. What else is it? The things I have to go through in the valley of California

while we're going through this climate change. We have to turn off the AC. They'd be unplugging the refrigerator. It makes noise.

So you have to really put on your skills to make it look awesome. You do. It feels awesome but it'd be hot. You know you can't fuck when it's hot.

It's like, oh my God, get off me. But you just have to sit here. It's just difficult. It's difficult.

But you can and you do. Like asshole, pussy hole, everything. Asshole pussy hole. Out there.

So you've had anal sex on camera. I have a scene coming out in October. So we can't really talk about it because it's a surprise. Oh no, this is like...

Okay, so talk about it. It's a surprise. But now we're... Spoiler alert.

My first anal is coming out in October. So if you want to see the pink inside of my asshole, you'll watch it. That's nice to know.

Not everybody has a pinkish side. Sometimes it's a little different colors. And that's okay. Everybody has different colored assholes.

And that is okay. As long as it's clean. My pussy and my asshole go clean. And I'm sure you have a clean asshole.

And how did it feel? How did you like it compared to pussy? Anal is awesome because it teased my pussy. It made my pussy...

I just felt like it was getting fucked but it wasn't. So I was just dripping out of my vagina. And then this most surprising thing happened while we're taking pictures.

The dude is barely even moving. And why am I coming from my asshole? I just started having a seizure. I didn't even know I was coming.

The guy knew I was coming. That's how weird. I was like, wow, this is awesome. I didn't know you can come from your asshole.

Assholes are very sensitive. And it was slow strokes. It wasn't even like... It was just slow.

It was hitting some nerve in there. And I came in pictures. Well, good for you. Well, good for you.

Everybody tries anal. No, not everybody. Anal is not for everyone. You women and wives try anal.

But you had an analgasm. Yes, I did. All you filthy mouth wives, you could try anal with your husband.

Or if you want to try it with a friend. Yeah, definitely loop it up. If you're monogamous, you don't have to worry about condoms.

You can use coconut oil or whatever you like. But if you are not monogamous, and you're not a porn star that gets tested, porn stars get tested all the time.

So they basically... That's why they do a lot of bareback. Because they get tested. You don't get tested that much unless you're a porn star.

But if you're new, make sure you get some butt plugs and all that, tease it a little bit. Don't just ram your dick in there. You got to pump it like a little dog.

I promise you, it'll work. You got to pump it. Don't just fucking... You got to pump it like you're helping a pillow.

Wow. And who's the lucky guy that gets to pump it? His name is Jack Slayer. Jack Slayer.

Lucky Jack Slayer. Yes. Okay. Wow, the wolf even helped Jack.

Yeah, the wolf is important. Wow. So yeah, you know, if you're...

I mean, Adel is a great thing. It's a pleasure center. Guys and girls have it. Yes.

It's one thing down there that we have exactly. I mean, yes, true, the clit is like a little penis. But the asshole's always an asshole.

Everybody has one. It has lots of pleasure nerve endings. It also has pain nerve endings. Can be very painful.

So can the vagina. But, you know, we got to say the asshole is a little more, I guess, sensitive.

It's self lubricating, right? As a porn star, I'm also learning about the body. And I didn't really know that guys like to get their asshole licked, like rim-jobbing.

So I'm like, I don't know. I'm gonna do that on camera, but I'll try maybe one day. Well... Nobody ever told me either.

Let me just say, if you're not in porn, whether you're in it or not, I think if you're gonna stick it in the ass, you should lick it.

You got to lick it. Lick it if you're gonna stick it. And you can't suck it. No, don't suck the asshole.

That could be dangerous. Unless you like farts. Yeah, yeah, don't suck the asshole. What did you say?

Unless they like farts. Sucking the asshole can cause gas. We had another porn star on here. This is an interesting story.

We had another porn star and we said, what's one of the most, like, weirdest, interesting things that your fan asks you? And she says, I keep having fans

ask me to suck a fart out of a guy's ass. We should say that was the lovely Violet Meyers.

Violet Meyers. And we were like, why? And she's like, I don't know, that's just what they keep asking me. They don't even like, like, people are so numb

to actual sex they need weird things. It's not weird, I'm gonna say weird because it's a fetish. But people like different things. Cause if you binge watch a lot of regular porn

you're gonna be bored to it. You're gonna watch some snuff. You're probably gonna watch some strangulation. I've been there before.

I'm telling you, I masturbated a million times. I feel like... Not to that stuff though. It's just because...

But you kind of sometimes wonder about it. You're just on there for 11 hours now. How about you, John? Have you ever masturbated to

extreme porn? I feel like I've learned so many things in the past 20 minutes. I've learned my entire life.

Wow. No, this has been really informative, I feel like. Well, you know, like... The closest he gets to sex?

In ways, I think. Me too, it's fine. I've never ever talked it out, I think. Yeah, that's what most people do.

Do you watch any porn? Well, yeah, I've watched porn when I got the time for sure. When you got the time.

I have guys that watch me at work when they're at school and they're driving when they're in their... You can make time!

On stage, he can't be looking on the phone. Oh, and then what happened? This is part of his week. Right before I get on stage,

I'm just going to turn off the porn and just like, well, again... I don't know, dude. I've been to some very uncomfortable open mics

where I fucking stand up, decides he ran out of jokes so he starts humping the mic stand. There's plenty of stand-up comedians

who decide to do that. I gotta say, there's another one who's not funny. Trump. Did you see him hump the flag, Paul?

He was filthy, mouthed, presidents. He humped the flag, Paul, in front of like one of those

GOP PAC meetings. He did. He grabbed the flag, Paul, and he hugs it, and he literally

put it between his legs and humped it. They loved it, you know? I mean, I don't know.

I'm not even against that, but... I'm not even against it. I am? That's just weird. When you're the president, can't you behave better?

Can't you? Not hump a flag, Paul? I think it's okay if you hump a flag, Paul, as long as you let the children out of the prisons.

I think it's okay if you hump a flag, Paul, as long as you not make America only for entitled white assholes like yourself.

If you want to hump a flag, Paul, it's okay with me. But all these other things just make it disgusting.

So that's my little four cents. Anyways, okay. Do you do jokes about sex?

I tread on it sometimes. I got... I got... Actually, I start off a lot of my sets

by asking people what they think about butt plugs. And then that makes them uncomfortable. Then I go, it does... I don't know about you guys, but it does, like,

wonders for my posture. And then you stand really straight. Stand up all day, I guess. Sex does wonders for your posture.

I feel like it could. Or a butt plug? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, you got something on your ass.

You're not going to forget that's in your asshole, I promise you. I tried to drive around with that. I go get my feet done. Oh, no, I'm not.

Does he look like he's sitting up straight now? Next show, you could wear one. When he sits up really straight, we'll know. I have had many guests wearing butt plugs

on this show. I find out mid-show. Anyway, I have a comment, I guess, from Roland

who said, that Trump wears uncomfortable underwear. I think he was talking about the corset.

I'm not sure. Is this the same guy with the corset? Yes, the same guy. He's comfortable clothes.

He really gets turned on by that. We can tell that's your fetish, Rollin. Maybe that's what gets Rollin's thing down hard. All right, we're going to have to make a note of that.

Uncomfortable underwear. Yeah, I'm going to make a call here. This Trump though, because as you can see, he is wearing uncomfortable underwear

that goes right through his balls. he's sitting on a Jeffrey Valance pee pad,

art pee pad, just in case he has an accident, on my Eames chair. You naughty little fucker.

That's for humping the flag while being an asshole. Probably likes to stick the flag up his asshole,

but we don't know about that. We do know that he likes to be spanked because Stormy Daniels told us. All right,

so what else is going on? You guys, who's got news? Your news was that you do your first anal. You have other news?

I got this hand job going on. About this hand job, I got out of my comfort zone because I want to learn how to dirty talk.

And I love Cherry Deville. She's awesome. She has the most best dirty talk ever.

So I watched her the weekend before. Cherry Deville, awesome milk, nice rack, banging body, blonde hair, you know, awesome.

So I watched her and then so I got to set the next day. I'm like, I'm nervous. I'm like, oh my god, I don't know how to talk.

I hope I don't just be there like drinking the dick and not saying anything like that. She's so boring. So why did I kill my scene?

There was no silence. I just kept thinking of nasty things. But Cherry Deville says, she just says random things like, you want me to stroke your cock

like that in circles? You want me to go up and down really slow. Sounds bone sexy.

Yeah. So if you like that, you'll like my scene. Wow. Yeah.

That's like audio erotica. I did an interview on audio erotica on none other than NPR. It's a very popular thing now.

I mean, I think it's been popular ever since Alexander Graham Bell started ringing my bell. But, you know,

people have been talking dirty over the phone as well as recording for a long time.

But it's recently become very popular. Reddit is really into it. They have a whole audio erotica section.

So, you don't make as much money doing it. People don't make money. You make more money putting your body

on the line. I guess. I feel more visual. You know what I'm saying?

Something needs to be happening. I find that very interesting. I never knew like you had like prep before. You did that stuff.

Oh, yes. There's a workout too. You always have to prep. You have like a list of things

you want to do. I never knew that. We're preparing you for your next porn scene.

But my favorite thing is three girls. What are you going to do? I don't know what to do.

Maybe someone fetishes stand-up comedians having sex. I don't know. I think all porn is stand-up

comedians. You've never heard the phrase chuckle fucker? Oh, no. I used to do stand-up.

It applies to guys. It doesn't apply to girls that much. Nobody likes funny girls. I like funny girls.

I'll be your chuckle fucker. Okay, I have one chuckle fucker. Okay, thank you. I've heard the term chuckle fuckers.

I don't know if I ever believed it. I think you could like someone. You'd be attracted to someone because of their humor. Specifically,

I want to have sex with comedians. I don't know if that's an actual thing. I think some of them... Yeah, I think so.

I guess there's something for everybody. I'm thinking of comedians, but they're all the ones that were outed by Me Too movement.

Was it consensual or not? No, I obviously not. But there are some that get it.

Laughter is a mental orgasm. We all love to laugh. I think most people like to be with someone

that makes us laugh. I would say even smiling too. Because when I'm having whatever day, I just like to smile.

That tells your brain that you're happy. Just smile. Speaking of your whatever day. Yes, exactly.

I went on your Twitter. Oh my God. I was emotional today. You were very emotional.

I think I know why though. Is anybody trying to be my therapist right now? Because I guess I'm crying. I don't know why I'm crying.

Nobody that I try to talk to knows how to talk. I have that experience. And it's annoying because who am I supposed to call when I need to talk to somebody?

All of them want to be your friend. But when you need a fucking friend, they don't know how to fucking be your friend. And this is brilliant.

And it's like it's been four people today that I called and I tried to talk to. And they've got shit going on. And they can't talk to me.

So now I've got to talk to strangers. Isn't this what a lot of us do? So I can get my mind off whatever I'm crying about.

And guess what? She did. She got her mind off. But either that or she smoked a blunt.

It's mind over matter. Has to speak to affirmations. Have to talk to some people. You did talk to some people.

Some of the people got back to you. It helps sometimes. We all need help. We all need friends.

And somebody to talk to. But I had a feeling it was the full moon. As soon as it hit 933 when the moon peeked because I already had my candles and stuff.

I was like doing a ritual kind of sort of. But anyway. As soon as it hit 933 I was crying. I filled with emotion.

But I only cried for like five minutes. So I guess I had to finish my healing process. So I woke up this morning crying. So it was deep.

So you went to bed crying and then you woke up crying. Now is that anything to do with being born? But it was like happy crying.

It was just healing crying about past things so I can get my new me. You know you have to heal the past things. You seemed kind of upset.

But I'm glad you're not upset. You didn't seem like you were happy crying. No last night it was a happy cry. Today it was like...

I was miserable today. That's the one I watched. Of course that's the one I get. And then I saw another one that said

that you're going to do this for a while and then you're going to move to the wilderness. Oh my gosh yes. So I've been on this spiritual journey that side.

I've been a vegan since February. Oh wow. Good for you. It's been hard but my mind has been cool.

But the only thing is when they started making Burger King vegan burgers and they'll talk. I started eating those

and then it started getting back my mood started because I felt like they're putting stuff in the meat. I don't know. I read this big long article about

how they're not healthy. They're more fat than a real burger. So I had to cleanse myself. I had to fast and get all of that stuff out.

Basically I'm eating like salads and like healthy things from the earth you know and cooking it. You gotta hear Dr. Seve he'll tell you some things.

And that's how you keep your girlish figure. Yes I do. This is mostly genetics. I'm just not... Mostly genetics.

I've been the same size since like middle school. Well lucky you that. Same height of McDonald's or whatever's

who makes the veggie burger? The veggie burger. They're all trying to make a veggie burger now. Beyond meat.

Beyond burger. Morning Star has some good meat. I even have hot dogs. I have pizza. Oh impossible meat.

You can eat a lot of stuff as a vegan. I have pizza. I have hot dogs. And it tastes the same. It's just healthier.

Some of you can tell it's not real meat but it still tastes good. Like awesome. Okay well you know that's really good

you know to be vegan. I'm not totally vegan. I eat a lot of vegetables but I don't know. I'm not totally anything. Not even totally heterosexual.

Will vegan your mindset? It will be clear I promise you. But I respect people that are vegan. Yeah. Of course

we have too many cows. What? No way. We can do some tricks or something. We don't gotta kill them.

I mean a lot of that Amazon fire We don't have to play a piano or something. That fire raging in the Amazon rainforest

one of the lungs of the earth is because they're growing feed for cattle. And they're moving

forests and natives out of the land. So they're spending money to feed animals that they're going to kill for us. When they can spend that money to stop homelessness

and everything else. It doesn't make any sense. Well it makes sense to them. It's like fuck you.

It makes sense to them. It's like fuck you. I like the explanation. What are you guys doing this? Fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Are you a meat eater?

Me, yeah. I don't want to like... Is that why you wear a girdle? Yeah, that's why I wear a corset.

I'm watching my wager. That's why you wear a corset. Well I eat my double whoppers and I stuff my face with

real meat hot dogs. Real meat. I don't know, it's all processed. I don't know.

It's just not good. I feel like most people just don't want to learn what processed is. So they'd rather just be like take my chances.

My thing, I just have to say this, why I became a vegan is just more clear to me. Because when they kill those animals, right? Those animals are scared and they're fearful

and they're fucking anxious and they're like oh my god. So energy is transferred so when you eat meat, you're getting that.

So people have anxiety and people are always depressed. They know they're going to die. And people like to argue plants are alive but they don't die being

slaughtered and all that stuff. They're just happy moving in the sun in the wind. And then they get eaten.

So it's a big difference. Well, I've eaten some screaming carrots. The animals

are more costly to our bodies, to the earth and they're closer to us.

We're animals, we humans are animals. So we're basically not exactly cannibals when we eat meat.

I mean, no. But we are kind of eating fellow fleshly creatures. And it's something

I think should be undertaken rarely by humans. When we were hunter-gatherers in the old days, it was

undertaken rarely. Most people would gather most weeks and eat the vegetables and the fruits. And then maybe once a month

somebody would kill a big animal and then the mastodons are gone, aren't they? Because they overkill them

and the buffalo are leaving. And so many creatures are leaving this earth. And we really

need to try to do what we can. Not a lot we can do, but we got to try to stop it. And we got to save the bonobos because

the bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other.

And they eat plants too. And they are not total vegetarians. They're kind of like old human hunter-gatherers in the sense that they

eat plants and fruits 95% of the time. But every once in a while they do a little hunting. I've read the only one that's

vegetarians are the gorillas. Which is so weird because the gorillas are so big I figured they eat meat.

No, they don't. They kill something and eat it because they eat some ants occasionally, but they mostly eat gorillas.

Because they're pretty gross. They eat a lot of canned food. Oh yeah, we gave them canned food? Yeah.

Probably Coco the gorilla did because she was living with humans and sign-languaging with them and saying, give me a piece of please.

All the apes are like us and they learn from us. So we're apes too. We all learn and I think we need to learn

from the bonobos how to make peace through pleasure because they have a lot of sex including gay sex. The females are empowered

and they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. So they have a lot to teach us. I'm a bonobo buff, as you can see.

Although I believe all the animals deserve a chance. Including the humans and even the cockroaches. But the cockroaches are going to get their chance

once we're all gone. Anyway, now did we start on time? You mean they're not vegetarians? Can I follow up?

Did we start at 10.30 or did we start late? She said the animals, the female is the leader, so why are the humans

like the man, think that they're the boss when we are the... We carry life. This is why she wrote this whole entire book

about how we should aspire to be like bonobos because they should be like them. Because we can build things.

But the answer is even smarter than we are. They don't build houses. They don't build nice hotels.

They don't build bombs either. Well ants build tunnels. Ants build tunnels. And bonobos do build a nest

for themselves every night. They sleep in a nest in the trees. So I'm not saying we should do that. I don't think we should be just like bonobos.

I just think we should learn some things. I don't want to be just like bonobos. They're a little too hairy for me. All over.

And it's hot. It's hot. They're all very lethargic at the zoo. But

we're just about ready to wind up the Facebook section of this

show. And we're going to do a little bit of Free the Nipple Bonobo Mill Communion.

I have to say something. I'm wearing some padding here. I'm wearing a lot of padding. I'm catfishing with my boobs right now.

In order to do my boobs. My boobs are catfishing. Whatever people want to do, I'm going to do bonobos.

You'll miss it later. We'd love for our guests to participate. But if they don't want to, then they don't have to.

Because we're all about consent. Of course John's participating. You have been volunteer. You have been told.

You have been volunteered. Okay. So we'll set up right here. And here are

some of the little shot glasses. And

let's see. So now I think we're going to sit there, Max. Unless you want to do Bonobo Mill Communion.

And we'll lick it on your big dick. Yeah. Come on. What?

I think one day we should get one of the behind the scenes people and force them to do a Bonobo Mill Communion.

Okay. Facebook, we are about to do Bonobo Mill Communion. What are you going to do with Facebook?

Because you pour too much. You do. I always try to pour. Okay.

So sunshine. What is? Facebook Live is on the the Bonobo way.

The storyboard, right? By the way, that's not a storyboard. It's not for film we're doing. That was a graphic recording

of one of my asect talks that a guy did. Pour a joke for me.

It's pretty cool. Okay, so do you want to take it or give it? But I mean first

be my alter girl. No. You show your boobs. Unless you want me to, I will.

It's the funny part. That's so cool. I love that. You dropped your tits.

I don't know if I put them on the floor though. You could step on them. Where's your mic? Where's your mic?

They actually look like chicken cutlets. They cash. You could put this on a plate

for little kids. You could play food. I'm so glad you have them on the outside of your body. It looks like sashimi.

Really? I'm all for women getting implants if they want to. I'm all for everybody getting whatever

body modification they want. But I don't know. I kind of like naturals. And I like yours.

Stop, stop. Keep going. That's the stop, keep going thing. Is that a comedy thing

when she goes like that? Stop, keep going. No, it's not a comedy thing. It's a compliment thing.

Alright. Here we go. And we don't have the Facebook camera on now, right?

It's on. Very good, very good. We do not want to be removed from our position.

Yeah, you should be here. Aren't they beautiful? Let's hear it for Sunshine Boobs.

And this is the altar. What religion were you guys raised for? That's Catholic. Catholic. Okay, did you do communion?

I did. You did? Yeah. Not over tits though. No, I never did.

Okay, this is an experience. What religion were you raised for? Christian. Christian. Did you do communion? Yes, I did. You did.

And do you do it just with wine or not even wine? We do cranberry juice. Cranberry juice. Not even grape juice.

I was raised Southern Baptist but I don't remember any of it. Wow, I remember cranberry juice and bread.

Yep, that's what I had. Or crackers. Okay, well we don't have bread or crackers because those are carbs

and so we just have salt. This represents the body. And first I prepare the altar

by giving it a nice lick and then I take the salt which is fine pink Himalayan salt

and I sprinkle it on the altar and you try to get it all. All right, I tried.

And now I'll bring my little baby nipples out and where's the, oh

the waterboarding, bonobo style. Um, here. Yeah. It's okay.

Yeah, one. One. I know one too. What do you think I am? A drunk?

I know. It will happen eventually. But first I'm going to lay back

in the lap of luxury and I don't want to hide your altar so I'll take off my hat and just

lean back. Fairboarding. Bonobo style. Live.

Miguel said he wants a bonobo-ville communion. He said one more, one more, one more. One more, one more, one more.

Miguel wants a bonobo-ville communion. Miguel, do you want a bonobo-ville communion? You want a bonobo-ville communion? He said one more, one more, one more.

He's praying in his corner. He's Catholic also. It's really, you know, a lot of religions have some form of communion.

You know, so this is ours. And we're not really a religion, although we do call this place the little love church

of the bonobo way. And ooh. That's good stuff.

Yeah. And we're in bonobo-ville and that's why we call it bonobo-ville communion.

Okay, so I am ready to give it to you, my darling assistant. So

do you care what side I'm on? No, actually. Well, this nipple is bigger than this one. Okay, so which one do you like to be licked on?

I like to be licked on the bigger one. It's got more space. She's such a tender liquor. Nice.

Okay. And now you can sprinkle. People just think I have dandruff in my lap. Yeah.

That way you get nice and thirsty. See, this is the body of the goddess. And now

we have the blood, which is green blood, of course, because that's where we're at. Product placement, honey.

Here we go. Lean back and just for symmetry. Symmetry.

And now you got water boarded. Bonobo style.

Obviously this is not like water boarding in one of the black sites that the CIA runs.

Oh, yeah. All right, so who wants to do Bonobo Volcan Union? Anybody? You do. Come on. Come on up.

Okay, Bonobo Volcan Union. Yeah, they suffer from too much Catholic guilt to do it. He's like, I can't.

I'm going to go down. There you go. So, but I have this whole pettit bra.

She just took her kits actually out. So, you know, here's the thing is If you want to take it all the way up,

I'll take it all the way out. We have a comedian here, so everything is funny. So, yeah. Are these more chops of some sort?

Oh, look, nice. T.T. T.T. T.T.

T.T. Here, we got a microphone. Oh, all right. Thank you.

And so, you want to leave it like that? Is that comfortable? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I hope it was as good for her as it was for me. It was good.

It was good. Okay, so, now, who's going to do the licking? I'll lick your licking.

Can we each take a lick? All right, everybody, get ready. Okay, here we go. Beautiful nipples.

Now, this mic is not hiding the beautiful nipples, is it? It looks kind of interesting between her legs, though. Okay.

Hair of the altar. Well, because you said you like your clits suck. And nipples are like a little clip.

Oh, my God. I got a lot of salt. All right, tangle, tangle. So, now, let's get

the last one. You want it? No, you're professional. You do it. Okay, I'll do it to you now.

Yeah, that's right. Okay. This is actually not in quite the right order, but that's cool. Oh, was I supposed to do it?

That's all right, it's all right. If I was supposed to do it, okay, I'll do it. I mean, here we go. Waterboarding.

Down the hatch. Sissy set. That was a nice little aftertaste. On the Dr. Susan Block show.

Where's one of my... Let me have the lay. The what? Oh, lay. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Sorry. You got laid. Okay. Twerk it, girl.

Twerk it. I'm legit now. Yes. Okay, John, are you ready?

You want one? We'll do it. Join the family. I'll do it.

He likes alcohol. It's overriding his concerns about his image. He likes alcohol so much.

So, let's see. Where do we have another glass? We have three.

I can wash one really fast. We only have three. We have three, that's it. Anna, are you getting a glass?

Or maybe... Harry's getting a glass. We always have three. Okay.

I'll actually put it in. Yeah, but we just like to be super clean. Can I put my chicken

back in? Your chicken? Oh, your chicken fillets, yeah. Chicken breast.

We're almost there. You can always take them out again. Oh, thank you. Oh, man, she got him a big one.

She's totally trained. She's trying to get your ship face, man. Okay, this is bad. Definitely a good one

for our comedian first time. For the comedian, this drink is called the Cosby.

Okay. You like sweet drinks? You'll try it. Okay.

We have a glass down there. Where's your mic? How about this mic? One of the mics.

I'll try everything at least once in life. Oh, sorry, I kicked you. I'm listening.

Next to you? Okay. Are you ready? Is this consensual? Is this something you want to do? Enthusiastic consent, please.

Yeah. Am I doing this to you? Am I doing this to you? Uh, sure.

I mean, you can be the altar or I'll be the altar. Mine's already hanging out. You want to be the altar?

Then I would lick your nipple. Oh, gotcha. Now you can be the altar. Is that okay with you? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. Okay, here we go. So first you prepare the altar by, I'll hold your mic

so you don't have any obstruction. And now you just lick the nipple. This is religious.

It's like prayer. Okay, that was quick, but that was okay. You don't have to do it fast.

I mean, you don't have to do it slow, but here we go. This is the actual salt intake. This is the body

before we get to the blood. Whoa, that was pretty good, actually. That was good. Okay, so now we have

your blood. The blood of the goddess. And you get between my legs. Cool.

And you lean back. You're gonna get waterboarded. Have you ever been waterboarded? You've never been in a CIA black site? Okay, you're gonna be waterboarded.

That's what he said. And John got waterboarded. That's really good, actually. Feel good.

It's a nice taste in stuff, huh? Takes you to hell and back. That was great, thank you. So we had some good Bonoboville Communion there.

Yay! And we're almost at the end of the show. I love him for you. So we have 10 more minutes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot. Oh, he's very late. Oh, yes. He only had happy experiences. I forgot, no.

I can use a little advice, so this is nice. She did a drive-by on him, you know. All right, this is a ceremonial gesture. He lived in Hawaii.

You got L.A. Thank you. You got L.A.

You can say it now. You have to spell it L.E.I. I got L.A. You got L.A.

And so did you. Not anal though. But you got L.A. All right.

So now we're gonna say goodbye. So we're all going to

get on this thing. What do we call this? A duvet?

A duvet. I thought this was a little bit. But I don't have a high vocabulary. Okay, so I guess I'm gonna get on the bed first.

I'm gonna put my chicken back. But we're gonna do free the nipple in a minute. Yeah. Okay, so

come sit over here. Come sit here. Such nice legs. And it's all heredity. Wow. Okay.

And do you have a microphone? A microphone. Thank you. Okay, so before we say goodbye,

we're gonna just find out once more where we can find you and what you might want us to find.

So we'll start with you, Sizi. Hey guys, so my name is Sizi Sev. You can find me on Twitter at SiziSev.

It's S-I-Z-I-S-E-V. My only fan is OnlyFans.com slash SiziSev.

And my website is SiziSevXX.com. That's a lot of SiziSev. Yeah, so you'll be able to find me.

S-I-Z-I. Now, was that a name that somebody gave you or that you gave yourself? It was like a little idea. It's like a Turkish word. It's short for

SiziSev Yarm. It means I love you. Yeah, it's plural for I love you. So it's I love all of you. So that's what my name means.

Yeah, it's a long story. I love you. Thank you. I had some in me, you know.

We all have some of everything in us, but you have enough that you feel you identify with the Turkish people. Like I had enough, yeah.

I used to promote for this Turkish DJ. That's how I got my name. Yeah. The Turkish are kind of belly dancers.

So don't they have belly dancers? They do a lot. Don't believe the news. They're really cool and they're party people, I promise. They like rave type of music.

Like you wouldn't expect it, but they like they will mix any type of American music and make it EDM. Maybe not so much that dictator guy that's in charge.

Erdogan, what's his name? Erdogan. But that's just what the news one is to see. They're kind of cool.

Well, yeah, the news always likes to follow the politicians and the bad stuff, you know, but the fact is there's a lot of good stuff going on, and not

only politicians are important to pay attention to. Porn stars are also important. I'm like a therapist.

I'm all of that. Like I have many job titles. Somebody's naked, nobody's naked. Yeah, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be, I want to like be a hairstylist with makeup. I like to do stuff like that, and I can make money off of that. I mean, you could come back to us for a minute

and I mean, we're going to now have John talk. I don't think he's going to show his dick while he talks. Yeah, you can follow me.

My Twitter is John, I'm Yabez. I'm on Instagram and Yabez, I'm John. That's very confusing, I'm sorry. What kind of name is Yabez?

Yabez, that's Filipino. Filipino, yeah. Do you speak Tagalog? No, I understand a little bit of it,

but no, I'm not... You were born here? I was actually born in the Philippines. So I'm the worst Filipino.

But if you were brought here really young then there's no way you would... Yeah, I was pretty young. But more importantly, I'm part of the sketch group

called Tri-Hudder Sometimes Productions. You can follow us on YouTube. We do comedic sketches. I'm pretty sure they'll appreciate this plug.

Check us out, follow us. Thank you. Are you guys funny? I hope so.

I saw one video where he was dressed as Santa. Yeah, yeah. And he was getting a lap dance by Alyssa Poteet or something.

Yeah, I think she's going to be on here. She is going to be on here. I think like next week... We should thank her because she recommended you.

Oh yeah, she's great. Wait till she hears you got laid. I might scare away. I forgot my movie.

Or it might excite her and then she'll be like Yeah, I can't wait till I go there. Yeah, I'm going to get laid too. Yeah.

Yeah, that's right. Do you want to say anything? No. This is Sunshine.

Follow her everywhere. And I am Max's filthy mouthed wife. That's who I am.

This guy, the Captain The Prince. His filthy mouth play. And so, you know, I'm proud of that

and I'll probably change the bio soon, but at the moment I take pride in identifying with

Chrissy Teigen and all the women that Trump and Rush Limbaugh have tried to slut shame. You know, from the hookers

to the politicians from everyday citizens, all kinds. I mean, he does do it with men

but he does it all the time with women. He does it with the Fearless Four

and, you know, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar and the other ones.

Forget their names right now. But, you know, The Four. He says, go home. Well, this is their home.

You know, and and and soon your home is going to be

a prison, you know and you'll be glad that you sign that prison reform bill because that's where you're going. And hopefully

we're going to have somebody else in office. I mean we were talking a lot about that at the Emmys and we disagreed about who we

like the best. I'm not going to get into that right now. You all know who I like. The guy that goes like this and yells at everybody.

It says, we need health care. We need to stop the war. Larry David impersonated him on SNL, too.

He's easy to impersonate. By the way, they're going to have an Asian comedian on SNL. There might be a place for you, too.

So they're opening up. I can't believe they've never had an Asian comedian. Can you believe that? They had one on In Living Color.

I know it's a different show and it wasn't as long. It's a different show. I'm sorry, but I just remembered him.

He was on In Living Color. I'm sorry. I'll be quiet now. No, no, it's cute. Anyway,

yeah, we're going to do a Free the Nipple in a minute. But before we do,

I can't see the time. Because I'm in front of it. Yeah, you are in front of it. 11.

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