Hot Wax Hanukkah 2019

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worshippers and peach lovers. Yeah, baby. All you children of sex, and you know what? We are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. I don't know. I don't know. Jesus, Allah, Buddha. We don't know, but we are all children of sex. And it's Hanukkah, children. Happy Hanukkah. We've been celebrating Christmas all month

and now it's Hanukkah, which falls around Christmas, which is why Hanukkah is so famous. I mean, it's the Jewish answer to Christmas, really. It's older than Christmas, but it's not really a major holiday. It's kind of a middle holiday. And you know, it's just, well, it falls in winter. So it's very

important. And it's also got miracles, brothers and sisters. Amen and women. The miracle of Hanukkah. And it is pronounced Hanukkah, which is why it's so hard to spell because, you know, it's either going to be Chanukkah with a CH or just Hanukkah with an H. So Hanukkah is the way it really is. And, you know, it's

got the miracle, the everlasting light, brothers and sisters, the sacred oil lamp of the Jewish temple, which had only enough oil. We love that oil. Yeah. Oil to last just like 24 hours, yet miraculously lasted eight days. Yeah, enough time for the Maccabees, if you've ever heard of them. They were the

heroes of Hanukkah. And it had enough time for them to defeat their so-called enemy. I don't know. I can never feel that the Greeks are enemies. I love Greek everything. But anyway, the Greeks, you know, were the enemy. And so, yeah, they gained fresh oil to replenish the eternal flame. And yeah, eventually

they lost the war, of course, and the temple was destroyed. But for this moment, you know, and you got to appreciate the moment. It was a miracle. And the temple was saved. And the oil in the lamp burned for eight days, even though it was only supposed to burn for 24 hours. And so this is

why we light eight candles. Yeah, for Hanukkah, which we've got the menorahs up there. And so if you're tuned in live, well, then technically, Oh, these are my beautiful guests, which I'm going to introduce soon. But I'm explaining the miracle of Hanukkah. So the

miracle of Hanukkah is that it lasted eight days. So they have these eight candles here, as you can see. And and then one kind of for good luck, so to speak. It's called the shamis. It kind of means slave in a way, servant, because it serves the other

candles, basically, like so you kind of like the other candles with the shamis candle. It's the work candle. Unfortunately, our society is such that usually there's more like eight or 8000 people working for the one. But on Hanukkah, it's one working for

the eight. So even though it's a six night, technically, if you're tuned in live, I mean, the Dr. Susan Block show is timeless. So we are gonna light all eight candles. Because, you know, I'm into the spirit of the law, not the letter. Yeah,

okay. And I've got some very exciting guests. I've also got a bonobo. Yeah, go bonobos. Yeah. And I'm in my blue. I'm wearing a special star of David that was made for me by by inmates at the Twin Towers jail. They usually make crosses. But but they

made this for me. Some fans of the Dr. Susan Block show made me this very special star of David that comes from the inmates at the Twin Towers jail, which is a terrible place to be. It's it's like, almost worse than what Antiochus put the Jews

through. But it's, it's a place, you know, often out of great hardship comes great creativity. And, and so, you know, they make these amazing necklaces from the the prison uniforms, actually, which just so happened to be blue and white. And so, you know,

kind of Hanukkah colors. So, um, so we've got some really great guests. And we're gonna, we're gonna introduce them in a moment. I'm going to say the Hebrew prayers with my guests. And and then we're going to do something special for Hanukkah

that, you know, isn't in your typical Hanukkah. No, because this year, Hanukkah, that we are celebrating live on the Dr. Susan Block show at the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville. Does hot wax Hanukkah.

Exciting. That's right. I would have gotten big trouble for that when I was a kid celebrating Hanukkah. Although I did like to play with the wax. And my mom would say, stop that, Susie. Don't play with that wax. Well, now I'm grown and I

can play with my wax if I want to. And I'm gonna. So, I want to introduce my fabulous guest. First of all, my fabulous assistant, sunshine, all in blue and looking like a little Hanukkah girl. Yeah. And, and I have Madame de

Saade back. Welcome back, Madame de Saade. And talking to your microphone. You are in the blue rubber. I'm in leather today. Oh, it's leather. The leather pride flag, which is technically the colors as well. It's blue, white and black. And

of course, the heart is the red. So nice. Got a little bit of everything going on there. Yeah. Give us a little bit of color in there with the blue and white thing. Yeah. Really Hanukkah. Yeah. Yeah. I figure why not. I'm keeping a

traditional throw a little spark in there, right? And I have of course the return of Violet. Happy to be back. And Violet is also in blue. This is the blue holiday. But we don't have the holiday blues. We're gonna have fun tonight. And we're so

excited to have you back here. I'm excited to be back. And you got blue hair and I do. Yeah. Taylor's suit that look like a little Hanukkah schoolgirl. Okay, so we're gonna light the candles in just a moment. But

like, I want to find out a little bit more about your backgrounds with respect to Hanukkah. So you've celebrated quite a few. Yes, I just finished doing wines at home while I was getting myself together and getting myself

here for the evening. Yes. In fact, you even bill yourself, I guess you could say on Twitter as a Jewish Dom. Yes, I am. And that's interesting. And I don't know. There's probably quite a few Jewish Dom's. But they don't usually bill

themselves that way. So there's a couple of us. There's a few of us out there. And it's just because, you know, when I train and and raise my lifestyles in this is doesn't matter what their belief system is when they're under the

rule of the Domina, because it's my beliefs first and their second. Oh, of course. So they will learn and they observe all of my holidays just as well as we absorb theirs. So yes, I think it's part of the fixture in the

fabric of my life. I know you're a sex educator, but it sounds like you're also a Judaism educator. In some sense, I figure how the best way to serve your Dom but no from the inside out. So now did you grow up

celebrating Judaism? I mean, yes, at first I did. And then when my mom remarried, she married a Christian man. And then you did the whole, you know, so your mom was Jewish. Yes. Okay. Well, you know, according to the, you

know, the letter of the law, the mom being Jewish is the critical point. But my mom, grandma, great grandma, we're French Canadians. So yeah. And so your dad was he Jewish? No, he wasn't. Okay, so but first she

celebrated Jewish holidays. Then she decided, okay, I'm married another guy, and I'm going to celebrate the Christian holidays. So you got, I don't know, I got the best of two worlds for a well rounded education. Yes.

Could have been the worst of two worlds. Well, I think it taught me a lot because then now I'm able to do a great deal of religion play now. And I do have a large collection of like nunnery wear and so forth. So I

can add that all in there with that. I have I have it. I want to wear sometimes you can be sister to son or you could be rabbi to son for a long time. I was sadist rubber nun. And I am waiting for that day that maybe I

too can get my carnival ship. So you feel like religion, both religions or maybe different religions really inform your kink a bit. Yes, you got to understand when you're trying to get into the

mindset of somebody who's trying to get their groins going, you have to pull them back by where they came from in the first place, find where their moral compasses and usually it's all tied

into religion. And once you got them weak to the knees of what they can and cannot spend it's like, okay, let's see what I can get away with. Wow. Yeah, absolutely. So I know that religious

sexual abuse is a big problem in our world. And and we treat a lot of victims of religious sexual abuse at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And some of them are really miserable, like their religion

makes them feel bad about sex and feel bad about themselves. Usually if they're into any kind of sex that is a little different than married, you know, missionary position for

procreation only peru or vu. But that's be fruitful and multiply for all you non Hebrew speakers. So, yeah, I mean, that's one purpose of sex. But there's a lot a lot of

purposes of sex as the nobo show us. And as in fact, the Bible show us if you read the song of songs, it's pretty sexy book of the Bible, the song of songs. But there's a lot of

Judaism that and all the religions that's all about focusing sexuality on just, you know, procreation within the religion. And so people have a lot of problems. On the other

hand, they also get a lot of kinks from their religion. And they kind of want you to play with that. Yeah, yeah. It's all about trying to get in a little bit of

this and that in there and make sure you keep it kosher, I guess you can say. Kosher. Or maybe not kosher depending on the person. Yeah. By the way, I am wearing my

locks at Veritas. I love it. This is actually a twist on the Yale motto, which is Lux at Veritas. I had to make myself some locks at Veritas, which Yale and

Judaism. What are you going to do? So, okay, so now you've celebrated many Hanukkahs and I know you like hot wax. Yes. But have you ever done hot wax Hanukkah? I have not

done a hot wax. All right. Something new for the great Madame Dessant Fatah. And I know, you know, you're going to teach me things about hot wax. But this

is, you know, kind of a spiritual thing that involves the wax of the everlasting light translated into our little candles, you know, factory made rainbow candles

that we've got in the menorah, translated into somebody's body. Yeah, let's let's get sexy. So I'm excited and you brought some kind of wax that is. Yes, I brought

some body wax that I think not just that it's good for the season and it's good for the senses as you can, it's what your senses and smelling right now, but

they're soy, they're organic, they're good for the skin. They look good on the skin when left on there. Here that ladies. And if we decide, and if I decide to peel it

off, I guess it has to come off. It won't be so much of a matter. Oh, okay. So it'd be good for them. Good, good, good. It'll hurt. Good, I promise. It'll have to have a little.

A little bit of a Hanukkah candle just to be traditional. So Violet, have you ever done Hanukkah? You know, I haven't. I've never done any Hanukkah. Hot wax or regular Hanukkah? No.

No. Wow. You've just been in your little Christmas tree shelter. Well, my family actually raised me at a church of all religions. Church of all religions. We do

celebrate Christmas. Okay. My aunt's a pig and I'm a Wiccan. Okay. But yeah. But all religions don't include Hanukkah. Well, it's like a respect for all religions. But

you know, like the traditions, like I would say. They say all religions, but they just mean everything that's Christian, right? I mean, I think it's

just my family, like my parents were raised Christians. So like they just like Christmas, you know, it's just default. Yeah. That's the default. Yeah.

Well, now we're the no fault. So now we're gonna we're gonna introduce you to Hanukkah, you know, and beyond. I'm excited. But we're excited to say that

you won this award. We did. They'll take a pictures of the Folger Award. And this is an award from our friends at Gas Mask Girl. Yeah. Who I believe you

met here. Is that right? Yeah. I know he found me through this show. And yeah, I am working exclusively with them now. I'm very happy. It's a lot of fun. A lot

of fun. You're like a contract girl. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I love it. I mean, I love doing the BDSM videos. Okay. Well, shout out to Maddie. Yeah. And

and you won an award. I did. This is what just the Gas Mask Award or is it an award for something? Yeah, I think it was Best Actress of 2019. All

right. Yay. Okay. Well, you can hold it or should I, why don't we keep it, or do you want to keep it here? Yeah. Let's just all pose next. It's the gift

that keep on coming. We can all vogue around it. Nice. I mean, that's what you do, right? Well, I would have brought my own Gas Mask if that was

a gift. We'll keep our awards together now. Lines is cyber. Yours is a very special award because actually you've got one. This, I

have to recycle with everybody. Everybody gets a hold. Madam Desad won an award for 2018 and so did Sunshine. Now, you were not

on the show in 2018. We have yet to give out the awards for 2019. So, you know, you should start lobbying now. All right. So, I think we

should light the candles, brothers and sisters. Now, that means we're going to say a prayer. And I don't believe in the power of prayer,

really. As a matter of fact, I have heard about a study. There's a study that was done in like 2006 that was done when I was in the hospital

actually. And people were praying for me. Both people I knew and people I didn't know. And what I found out from the study is that

people that are prayed for are more likely to develop complications than people that aren't. Now, I kind of feel like

that was probably a coincidence, although they did study 1800 people who some of whom were prayed for and some of whom were

not. I kind of feel like that was a coincidence, but it does prove maybe kind of somewhat scientifically that prayer doesn't

have much of an effect. And yet, yet, yet, yet, that we're talking about prayer from the point of view of people praying for

something that you're not connected to. So you don't know about it. We're just seeing if prayer had an objective

effect, which it did not. But I think when people do their own praying, which is different, that might make them feel good.

And why is that? Well, I guess I believe in the power of music. And especially when it's the music of your childhood.

And so these prayers that I'm going to do with you right now are kind of the music of my childhood. And honestly, I mean,

you know, you might feel if you haven't heard this stuff, that it it sounds a little bit like, I don't know, a terrorist

chanting or something. But I don't know. I don't know what it sounds like because I grew up with it. But it's from the

Middle East. Is that why it's what? Is it from the Middle East? Is that why? Yeah, it's all from the Middle East. You

know, something interesting that we're going to talk a little bit about Semitic. What does it mean to be

Semitic? Semitic only means that you are speaking certain languages, Hebrew or Arabic. So the the Semitic

people are both Jewish and Islamic and could be Christian. You could be Christian. You'd be any

religion and be Semitic. It just means you speak the Semitic languages, which are Hebrew and Arabic and maybe

some other things. But the Middle Eastern languages, it's not a race because there are people of many races that

are Semitic and that are Jewish and that are Muslim. Many, all the races. And it's not a nationality.

You hear that? Drumpf? Oh, Drumpf is, of course, decked out in his Hitler mustache tonight for our

special Hanukkah show. And no, he's not Hitler. We know that. But he's Hitler-esque. And that's bad enough. We

don't need to get him to be the total Hitler, which he might be if he gets re-elected, folks. We

got him impeached. Now we need to get him out somehow. It's like a bad, bad virus, a disease that, you know, the

body politic has. And it's hard to get rid of these diseases sometimes. Believe me, I know, I've had a

few of them. And now the current disease is the Trumpis. And yeah. So before I go on too much, I

want to, want to light the candles. So here we go. Do you want to light them with me? Let's do it. Okay. Watch it.

All right. So I'll get on, want to get on this side, maybe? Yeah. And, and so is there another lighter? Oh, I

only have one. Actually, you it's okay. I'll just use this lighter. And here you go. You can light, you can use this

to light the other ones. And it's Hello. Eloheinu melecha olam, I share kitchanu b'mitzvotav, vitzivanu, ahadlikner shal hanukah, parochatadunay,

Eloheinu melecha olam, shahachanu, v'kyimanu, v'higanu, lazman hazeh. Amen. women. Can somebody join me in the on women. And so Hanukkah is the festival of lights. And so we have all these lights. And I love the lights. Hanukkah is about a lot of things though. We give presents, you know, just like it's kind of like Christmas in that sense except

the kids get one for every day. So they get eight presents. Wow. But but really it's not about the presence. I think it's about the light in the darkness, the miracles, and gambling. Yes indeed brothers and sisters. Hanukkah is a betting game. That's right. It's a betting game. And there's a lot of betting on dreidels. We spin the dreidle. You know, it's kind of like spin the bottle.

You know, you could do that kind of spin the dreidle, which I think we're going to do. But you also do it with the gelt. What does gelt mean? Money, honey. Gelt means money. And also my family did this special game in which we tried to guess which candle would last the longest. Which candle would go out last. So I'm going to play that game with y'all. And so Madame de Sade, I will allow you to

pick the candle first of your choice. Well, I think with this one, I think the one that will burn the candle. Talk on the microphone. I think here with the trio life candle, it's between two. This white one here and the red one. The white one and the red one. Those are neck and neck and this one. Can you choose one? I see the red one. The red one. All right. She's got the red. And I

see exactly what you mean. It's a little higher ground. And it's hard to say, though. I mean, certainly these two are going to probably cancel each other out. This whole menorah is a little bit scary. That's why I'm not here with the trio life one. Because I knew this would be easy for me to pick this one. All at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. So okay. So that's a good one. You got the red one.

The red one up high. And so Violet, what is your choice? You might want to come around and have a better look. You got three menorahs to make your bed. I'm going to go with the white one. For which one there? We have the tree. We have the land. For the tree one. Which one? You said the white one? Oh, okay. That's a good one. I was going to go for the one. Okay.

And so what are you going to choose? I don't know anything. But I... Well, all you have to know is, I mean, this is not something that anyone can predict. This is the future. We don't know which of the candles do you think is going to last the longest? I think this little blue one has the shortest flame. So, well, no, but he's the shortest little guy.

That's an interesting way to do it. Because sometimes the biggest flame, of course, would make it burn faster. That's what I was thinking. See, at first I was going to bet this guy, because he had the shortest flame, but now his flame is bigger. We don't need to know your entire gambling analysis. I've never gambled before, so I really don't.

Okay, I'm going to go with the little blue guy. The little blue guy. Okay, the shortest flame. All right, very good. But he has the shortest candle. That's not a good plan. Okay, Jux, which candle you want? This little white guy? The white guy that's leaning over. On the tree of life or the magic lamp? On the tree on the lamp or on the pillar? Okay, that one.

This one. The yellow one. Yeah, this one or this one? That yellow one. Left or right yellow? Left or right? He said the second one. Okay, there you go. Who else wants to bet? We got to make it. Harry, what candle do you choose? But like your life depends on it. I choose the red one. The team red candle. You know, the ones on the end are a good idea,

because they're not flanked by fire. They don't have fire on one side. Cooking them out milder. Okay. I don't know if I should choose one. Like these two little guys are married sometimes. Completely. They've melded already. Yeah. All right, so I'm going to choose the yellow one, and I'm already cheating by moving it a little. I love that. She's like, I'm just trying to

get a little blue guy. You had to be classy about it though. You had to be like, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, right. You got to kind of make it just kind of. Finesse the candle when you go. Okay, so Harry, you get chocolate coins. Anybody else want to bet? You get chocolate coins. No? Okay. So now, this was my family tradition, was this

betting game, and now we're going to do a different game that was not my family tradition, and that would be hot wax, Hanukkah. Yeah, baby. So, okay. You have something you want to lay down? Yeah, so I want to lay down. Can I do that? I just didn't want it all laid out in our way when we were doing this practice. Yeah, no, absolutely. And all about ambiance and all that

chat. Gag this guy with a dreidel. Yeah, so we are going to be hot waxing in just a moment. So in the meantime, we are also having another impeachment party. It's our 13th, because yeah, guess what? The peach has been impeached. That's a big peach you have. It is a big peach I got here. You want one, little lady? Yeah. I don't know if I should eat this. No, you should eat that.

I'm going to. Okay, you're going to give me a new one. I'm going to give you a new one. There you go. Yummy. And so now, we got to convict him. I know, that would take a miracle, right? The Hanukkah miracle in the Senate. That's what we need. We need a good old-fashioned miracle. Yep. So, so we've got this. Oh, look, oh, it's like puppy pads. These are like pee pads.

Exactly what I was thinking, but not going to say. I was like, I didn't realize. Okay, they're for large dogs. Or in case me and finally get too excited, we just have, right? Right. In case we have accidents or you never know. Exactly. His dreidel fell out of his mouth. I'm going to have to gag him with something else.

Money. Oh, here it is. Okay. Well, you don't deserve the dreidel anyway. So, okay. So, we're going to be hot waxing people right on this mat here, brothers and sisters. And Madame Desaude Plattal is preparing the ground, because we are boho bonobos, and so we always take our favorite holidays and make them a little bit kinky, which might

be sacrilegious for some people, in which case you can change the channel, obviously. You don't have to watch it if this is blasphemous to you, and I know I'm speaking to some of my relatives right now. But, hey, there are many other channels, and I'm sure there's some nice little religious Hanukkah shows playing. But for now, you're going to get some kink. Okay.

And are you wearing panties? You are. Okay. So, we'll do some hot wax Hanukkah that we can show on Facebook and YouTube, and then we'll do some that we can't. So, what we do that we can't, then you're going to want to come to Dr. Susan Block.TV to watch that. But first, we'll have a little bit of stuff that is kind of PG rated, you could say. Okay. And then, well, it's going to be happy

nude rear. Woohoo. Okay. So, what should she do? Should she take off maybe her shoes or just lay there? Well, it depends on what position we're doing. One person or two people. Well, we could do two, I guess. Right? Because if we have two, I have some wax for you. Okay. So, you can pour your own. I can pour my own. And I can pour my own. All right. I mean, I might want

to use a real Hanukkah candle. Not one of the burning ones. Well, you know what? Then I will work because, you know, my candles come out like a white. You could put colors on top of the white basis. Oh, I'm so excited. It's like a project in Sunday school. It's so much fun. Okay. So, we're going to have the both of them. Yeah, why not? Two at once.

I'm not going to say anything about killing two birds with one stone because that could scare them. No, we're just going to wax two butts. Okay. So, first, we're... She's going to remove her catalog. You will see the moon costume. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's the top part. So, we're not putting wax all over stuff. Right, right, right.

Okay. Is this, is this still good? Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's kosher for Facebook, I think. It's kosher for Facebook. It's, it is kosher for the Facebook. All right, drill a girly. Let's get you comfortable over here, love. Now, I have this one here, one side here. You put your head on that side or you go away on that side. It's more

watch over your comfort wherever you want to lay. It's good for me. All right, right in front of the beautiful candles. No, of course, I can't do this all with a microphone. So, should she wear her skirt or should she can take her skirt off if she's comfortable? So, again, it's all about if it's Facebook friendly. Is it Facebook friendly?

I mean, do you have underwear on? We can keep it on. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, that's cute. Oh, it's pretty non-Facebook friendly. Non-Facebook friendly. So, I'm really, I'm really questioning. I love how you're in the corner. Zuckerberg's sexualities. Yeah, he doesn't like chichi. He doesn't like vagina.

I have my, I'm just going to say his spouse does not have much. We all like chichi and vaginas, right? That's probably why. If you've seen his wife, she's kind of flat still. So, maybe it's a preference. We just can't be knocking on a person's preference. I'm not going there right now. Exactly. That's why I was trying to keep it

a little like a family discussion here. Okay. So, is there room, maybe you need to move more to this side so that, or the other side. Okay. Okay. Are you ready? So then, so then she should move here. You should slide down and, okay. Do I keep my mic or I put it away? Right? Yeah, actually, let me have the mic so I can hold it in front of people.

Right. All right. The candles are racing down. I'm not going to tell Sunshine how her candle is doing. How do you feel about your candle, Sunshine? I have the littlest candle and I'm not surprised. You'll get a reward. But yeah, it's it. All right. Okay, lie down. Okay. Now, I think so. Where are we going to put it? We're going to put it on there. I think chest is a little,

maybe the thighs first. Thighs. Chest is a little, maybe not for Sunshine yet. No. No, no. Well, okay. So, we're going to start with maybe some thighs. Do you mind chest to begin with? Or maybe start with thighs. We'll start with thighs. And okay, Facebook, this is Hot Wax Hanukkah and Medan Dasad is lighting my Hanukkah candle, which is red. Actually, I think I'm going to have

two candles. I'm going to get a blue one. Okay. Lay your legs down. Yeah. Okay. And of course, the higher you up, up you are, the less it hurts. So, it sounds like she's that the ones that Madame Dasad is using are kind of not so hot. Oh, yeah. See, that's a little hotter, right? And that is not so hot. That's just warm, right? So, that's a little easier to take. Okay,

but no one can hear you and I have my hands full. So, when you have candles that have alcohol or metal tins or dyes, they're going to hurt when they're organic. See, see, see, see. Because there's color. There's color. Dyes. Dyes are on the sadistic side. Give the pain. Exactly. Hey, I'm a guest. You're the, you're the host. I'm just here to give you a platform for you to

blow your pain on, girlfriend. I'm going to stand up so it's a little less, you know, so the higher up you are, the less it hurts. But you know, all Jewish holidays are about pain and suffering. That's the Jewish experience. Right. There's got to be a little bit of pain. You're being authentic right now. Exactly.

And I'm going to change it up. Really authentic. Oh, the pain candle. See, she wants to do the pain. Yes. You know, this is a very nice design. I'm serious when I say this is like a Sunday school project. It's like a Jackson Pollock painting or something, you know, and wasn't he Jewish? I think. I think so. He was Polish, maybe Jewish. Okay, you ready for one on your tummy?

Okay. From high up, but. Where's the mic? Any mics over there? No, not for me. Okay. Hold it. Yeah. I went to school for art. I should know if Jackson Pollock is not necessarily Polish. Okay. If I'm talking that makes the pain a little more tell. That's right. There you go.

That's how Danielle Watts put up with it. She talked the whole time. How did it get on my hand on my arm? You know, it goes all over the, oh, she's making a beautiful design. Look at that. I'll give it a little red. She's a better subject. She likes pain. Whoa. I don't know. She's flinching quite a bit there. Okay. A lot of whole lot of flinching going on.

I don't think I've ever heard sunshine streak like that. Yeah. You got treated to an experience. Yeah. All right. Well, I think we've certainly waxed you gals on the non x-rated parts pretty well. So I think we're going to be doing a little non PG rated stuff. So I don't remember when we started

this show, but when did we start 15 minutes? Okay. So we've got, okay. So, so yeah, so we're gonna I was gonna say in the early 90s, you started this show. All right. So, so, so we're gonna, we're gonna continue this, but now I think, and we might come back to Facebook. So let's turn the Facebook camera away from the ladies and then we're going to have

a revelation. Facebook's looking at Trump and he looks pretty bad right now. I must say. Give him an extra whack. Just naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty. Okay. And so are we ready? I mean, red, white, and blue. It's like patriotic. Whoa. Yeah, that looks beautiful. Yeah, I must say.

All right. So are we ready for this? We're taking our time, which is fine. You know, it's a very special holiday. We should take our time. And okay, okay. So, so get ready and just take everything off. You know, that's fine.

Okay. Talk on the microphone. Yeah. Have your hips next to each other. And we are going to do the front first and then the back. All right. Looking good. Violet cocks. Yeah. All right. I think we'll start with the top since they're already kind of ready for the top. Oh, and she's putting on her high heels

to lay down. You know, when you're laying down, it doesn't matter, dear. Doesn't matter. So, okay, lay. Yeah, just hip. Yep. Yep. There you go. Oh, there we go. Oh, you look gorgeous. They look so nice. Yeah, girls. All right. It's hot wax Hanukkah. And you are feeling it. Feeling just like Hannah's sons.

And Hannah's sons didn't feel very good. You feel better than they did. Right. You want to hear me screaming? Oh, not that. Not that. Not that. Not no hot. No waxing. No bikini wax. Right. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm doing a solid wax. You have to shriek at me. Be okay. Okay. Oh, she's getting it on her nipples now.

Beautiful. And I'm going to give you just a little red, red splo... Oh. Oh. Those hints of total pain from the Hanukkah candle, because it is Hanukkah, so we have to somewhat use the Hanukkah candles, you know. Oh, yes. Here we go. Okay. Are you ready? Okay. No hot wax on my nipples. Whoa. How about between? Okay, between. Okay.

Here we go. Pouring between. That's nice. That's nice. Whoa. Wow. It's going to my chest. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Whoa. Filling up the belly button. Oh, yes. We've filled the pool. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Nice frame. Nice frame. Yeah. Yeah. I can tell the difference. I can tell. Oh, yeah. Right on your head, honey.

See, you get the hot wax from the down to side that makes you feel like, oh, yeah, it's nice. And then you get the rabbi susie. Rabbi susie. Gives you a taste of the pain. Okay. Good. I'm glad you're reacting the same way I am. Okay, so I don't know. You feel better about yourself? Yeah, I feel like I'm not overreacting now. Whoa. Yeah.

Yes, indeed. So how do you feel about this Hanukkah in terms of your celebration? So far, so good. I think I had, I like ungifting these gifts here. All I got was house slippers today. All right. Well, thank you, Madame Dissaud. I feel so much more well-cultured now.

Yes. Oh, I know. I've got the heat girls. But look, I'm adding the color. We have to add some color. No, I know you are. It's very, very white and blue now. It's very, and it's a nice view. It's a nice view. Yeah, I'm looking right up here.

Right up my lockset Veritas. Okay, so let's have a look at these fabulous works of art before we turn them around. Okay. Look at that. Yes, indeed. Beautiful, ladies. Yeah, take some pictures. And this is our hot wax Hanukkah art. We should stand on either side here as the artists, the art artists, and enjoy our paintings. Yeah, so try to get a shot with us and everybody

and showing the artwork and the art makers. Okay, that one. I'm expecting it to be worse. Okay, so are we ready? Let's have a hand, though, for the front. Just have a hand for the front. Can we have a hand? Applause. All right. The applause is weak, but let's turn them over. Oh, thank you. Thank you. That's what I'm talking about. Eight men and eight women, baby. Yeah,

and turn around onto the front. And yeah, some of your hot wax is going to fall off. Don't knock into the table behind you. Yep. Oh, and can you pull the G string down right under the ass cheek? No, we're not going to get it up your ass. Well, I'm not. Okay, and get a little closer so your butts are against each other a little bit like that. Perfect.

All right. Okay, so here we go now. First drips on the buttocks. I'll let you do the first drips. Okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm just scared. I know how Dr. Susan is going to feel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, not here. Those are the easy ones. No, yeah, save your screams. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a baby. I just am. Whoa. I've got the unicorn. And so now we do have a very happy

nude rear right here. We actually have two happy nude rears. And we are headed into 2020. So it makes sense to have a couple of happy happy nude rears. Okay. That's it. That's the easier one. That's the easier one. And now it's like raining on the unicorn. Whoa. Whoa. Shit. Oh, okay. It's okay. Nerves who needs them. Okay, let me get some. Can you give me that box of candles

before I? Oh, the whole fucking box. Yeah, I'm gonna have the whole fucking box all over your eyes. It's gone on too far, guys. That's right. I was trying to be a good sport, but... That's right. Little blue after all, just the blue holiday. Oh, fuck. There we go. No. One more blue. Happy Hanukkah. It goes with complaining about one candle. It's time we just give a couple more.

Add a couple colors to that. Very nice. This is very, very nice. Is this a different kind of candle there? Oh, yeah. This is the same kind, but it just burns a little bit better in the in the glass than in the metal. I just have better control. All right. So you're going to give them some more of that, yeah.

Okay, I have to ask, what would Jesus do? What would a bonobo do? No, Jesus would stop, right? Jesus would say more, more, more. Oh, no, no, not in my crack, please. Oh, no crack. No crack. Okay. I mean, how do I, how do I get it out of my crack once it's in there? I don't want to... You know, it comes out. It's easy to get wax out.

Your skin will feel good and smell good, I promise. Whoa. Oh, yeah. You've got that special perfumey time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. How are we doing? I think we're doing great. So let's hear it for our hot wax, Hanukkah victims. Yes. And of course,

now, now, ladies, our sadists, me and Madame Desaun. And here are victims. Once you stand up and show off all your wax. Yeah. Show off that wax. Yes, indeed. Aren't they beautiful? Aren't they just the most exquisite? Our human wax sculptures. Madame Tussid, eat your heart out. Because we're wax. They're wax. They're made of wax now. Yeah. Something smells nice. I don't know if it's the wax.

It's the wax. It's the wax. Her wax smells nice. The real Hanukkah wax doesn't smell like much of anything, really. And when you bake it, you just hold your skin and it's just your skin. But this is some beautiful BDSM wax that Madame Desaun has had. And while you were... I've never had an experience with people. Oh, well, now that you've had that experience,

your candle is gone. Mine burned out first. Well, you know, there's such a thing as a loser prize. Yeah, you get a loser prize. You get hot wax all over you. I owe people the chocolate coins. Well, we're almost out. Whose candles are still burning now? Okay. Yours is which one? The white one. Right. It's looking good. And yours is the red one, which is also

looking good. Yes, yes. And the farther red one. Is that the one I picked? I think so. That one's looking good. And what did Justin pick? Jux? No. The yellow one. Okay. Not bad. You're alive. You're still alive. Okay. So, you know, usually we do Bonoboville Communion, as many of you ladies know. But usually we do it with Agua. And tonight, we're going to do it with...

Whoa. Job opening. Where did that fall? Oh, over there. Okay. So, we should clean that up, though, even if it's not in the camera view. So, we're now peeling hot wax off of bodies. And then we're going to do Manishevitz Communion. And... I love it. Oh, I know. You say it looked like dried comb. I love it even more. Yeah, yeah. It does look like dried comb actually.

Wow. I love it even more now. Yeah, baby. All right. So, the candles are still glowing, some of them. And yeah, it's almost the new year. So, we're getting ready. Yes, for our new year of excitement and the new decade as well. So, you know, happy new year. Hey. And you're getting your wax off? Okay. So, now, what if we usually lick it off of nipples,

but we don't have to. We could just lick it off of any body part. So, everybody should just kind of sit around the menorah. And let's see. So, who's going to be the first altar girl? Who's our first altar girl? You want to alter yourself? All right. Okay. You'd be the first altar girl. And so,

you sit in the middle. Because, you know, we have impeached the motherfucker, but we haven't convicted him yet. I feel like we still need to eat peaches and use them in the Bonoboville Communion. And so, that's what we're going to do. So, and also, of course, the Manischewitz. Whoa, this is a big one.

Right. Okay. You'll eat a peach. Where's your microphone? Oh, there's two right here. Okay. Okay. You got one. All right. So, who wants to join me on the other side? Okay. So, we're going to first put some peach juice. Happy, happy Hanukkah. Happy horny hot wax Hanukkah. Oh, yeah, brothers and sisters.

You know, I was born Jewish, I guess you could say. And I'm happy to celebrate Hanukkah with Jews and Gentiles. You know what Gentiles are? Gentiles, everything but Jews. And in fact, I love how you put on your Twitter, Madame de Sade, we're going to light the candles and pour it out on the Gentiles. Yes, I guess that's, yeah, that's what we did.

Glad that she saw. And so, how we doing here? How we doing on the candles? Okay. We're still doing good. We're doing good. Okay. This is the point at which people start to cheat. Like, when I was a kid, we would dump wax right into, you know, sort of push it in there. But you're not supposed to do that. But it looks like we're all still in the running except sunshine.

It's okay, sunshine. We love you. We love you, sunshine. Right. She's like, I'm sunshine. I'm first in and I'm first out. And you could eat your chocolate so you don't have to get it up. We still have to wait. See, you can enjoy it. We still got to wait. So, yeah, so we've had some nice hot wax and we're waiting to see who wins. And I got to get political

for a little bit, if you don't mind. You know, you can join me or not. But like I said, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia. And I was Jewish. And that really meant at the time supporting Israel. You know, there really wasn't a choice in the matter. It was not about choice. It was just if you were Jewish, you identified with Israel as a land for the Jewish people. It was what

we heard was a land without people for a people without land. And honestly, I didn't know there were people living in that land, Palestinian people actually, until I visited Israel when I was 16 years old. And it was like a revelation. It was one of those, oh my God, who are these people? And my Jewish counselors said, oh, those are Arabs. I said, well, I mean, who are they? But they really

wouldn't tell me. They didn't use the word Palestinian. But I got myself a Palestinian boyfriend, much to the consternation of my Jewish counselors who took me for motorcycle rides in the city. And I actually, I quit being a Zionist. I realized when he told me that his family had lived in Jerusalem for many, many centuries. And I realized that this wasn't a land without people

for people without land. And there were people here. And you know, even though I quit being a Zionist, I didn't quit being Jewish. I'm still Jewish. I mean, I'm an atheist, agnostic, also goddess worshiper, the Greek gods and goddess. I think I'm a pantheist, really. And the interesting thing about Judaism is that the word Elohim, which is another word for God,

Adonai is one word. But Elohim is often used. And Elohim is an older word. And Elohim means gods. It means Elohim. If you know Hebrew at all, you know that the suffix heme means plural. So it's Elohenu is my God, it's one God. But Elohim is gods. And that's used quite a lot in Judaism as gods. So I don't know, I think this one God thing came up a little later in

the religion. I think there were actually different gods in Judaism, too. So my pantheism is not so far-fetched. But you know, I'm not a Zionist, and I'm quite critical of Israel, the settlements. I mean, I kind of love Israel. I've been there. I had a wonderful time. I have friends, good friends there, that live there. And yet, you know, I'm very critical of the

settlements, the horrific assaults on Palestinians, the lack of recognition of Palestine as a land, a country, a nationality. And now the Trumpists has issued an executive order. I don't know if that criticizing or boycotting the state of Israel is anti-Semitic. And of course, he's trying to cut down all criticism of Israel, especially on college campuses.

And this is mainly with the push of his son-in-law, his, you know, wonderful son-in-law, Jared. And the other Jew. Miller. And Miller. Oh, Miller, too. Yes, yes. Even Miller. Evil man. Evil man. There's some evil Jews. Yes, yes indeed. There are some evil, evil Jews. You know, there's blues for the Jews. I mean, there's some great Jews doing great things,

like Bernie Sanders, one of, you know, amazing Jew who's actually very pro-Palestine, and Noam Chomsky, who's just turned 91, also very pro-Palestine, though he lived on a Kibbutz, and he's pro-Israel too. John Stewart, Norman Lear, Sasha Baron Cohen. But there's a lot of terrible Jews, I want to say. I mean, not because they're Jewish. I don't know.

They're just terrible people. Like Jared Kushner, like Ivanka Trump. Okay. She converted to Judaism. She's Jewish. Stephen Miller, Brett Stevens, who wrote this stupid piece in the New York Times today about how Jews have a higher IQ than everybody else. I mean, you want to get us murdered? Why don't you say that shit? Thank you. You know, okay. So look it up. Brett Stevens,

he's an ass. It's a racist piece of shit, opinion piece he wrote for the New York Times, that looks on the surface like he's praising Jews for being so smart, you know, especially Ashkenazi Jews, of which I am one. But, you know, the problem is that this is, first of all, how do you measure smart? It's ridiculous. And also, it's eugenics,

really, is what it is, which is what Hitler used, and which is what, you know, the racists here in America have used to harm people of color, and could be used to harm Jewish people to say that we're different. That's the whole idea. Whether you say you're better or worse, I don't know. It's not really like that matters as much, I think, as just saying they're different.

So really what Trump's executive order says is that it, it classifies Jews as a race or as a nationality that is, you know, somehow beholden to Israel. And that's, that's kind of scary. I mean, it, it makes me a semi-antisemitic. He's kind of defining me as being anti-Semitic because I'm critical of Israel. And it's, it's weird. It's, it's kind of

like Nazis making Jews wear stars on their arms. Of course, I am wearing stars on my arms, but these are of my own choosing and with menorahs. And I mean, I'm talking about the stars that you don't want to wear on your arms to identify you so that people, you can get picked up. And, and I, I don't think he's going to do it with the Jews first, but if he gets reelected,

folks, he's going to do it with, with so-called illegals with migrants. He's doing it with all kinds of people, you know, and Jews because you don't say, oh wait, how are we doing? There's news at the racetrack. Oh, news at the racetrack. We've got to interrupt this program to bring you in. I'm still burning. I'm still burning. Okay, still burning. I don't move the air too much.

I'm still burning. I can't move the air. I can't move the air. That's why I'm over here. Okay. Does anybody have that candle with the big flame? I'm the one on the far, on your side, to be left. Yeah, that red one. That one might win. Okay, Max, you weren't here. So I guess that's you. That's mine. The one with the big flame is mine.

Okay, but you never know. Yeah, no one betted on that one. We said the red candle. Yeah, right. Casper. That's the point. Casper. The friendly. Oh, the ghost, the fucking ghost. Yeah, but I didn't see him put his bid in. So I'm just saying. Is Casper the Holy Ghost? Yeah, absolutely. He's the friendly ghost. Oh, he's non-denomination.

The friendly ghost that's in love with Wednesday Adams, right? So, can I just add one thing here? You can add a few things. So we've got Trump here, but really what's going on here, folks, is before the First World War, everybody was like these dictators and Nazis and everybody wanted to control everybody's life in England, in Italy,

in my old home of town, in Italy, in England, in Turkey, in North Korea, in Russia, these are all right-wing, right-wing governments and they want to overthrow what they call the liberal values, the liberal values. When I say liberal values, that's me. I'm a hooker. I'm a whore. I'm everything. Those are my values and I hold them dearly. They don't like that.

Like you changing, what, now you're going to be a guy? Well, you're going to be a girl? I have none of that. So it's not just this guy here and Billy and what's her name? You still always say it. There's a vast right-wing conspiracy, a vast right-wing conspiracy that wants to take away your rights one by one. This guy, the Trumpis, the impeached one, who we can now call impotus, impotus, he's just a clown.

He's just a clown. He's to distract us from what the the plutocracy, the oligarchs, are doing, which is basically stealing all of our- And changing and changing the judges, changing the judges in this country. Stealing the guilt, right, and the oil and polluting the atmosphere and destroying the earth. And so he's, you know, even if he's a dunce it doesn't matter

to them because they know he has an instinct for entertaining people. Whether you like him or not. And I'm in the middle of it. I honestly, you know, it's hard to know whether to talk about him or not. Do you feed the flame when you talk about him? And speaking of flame, Max, I guess you won. That wasn't my candidate to begin with. It wasn't. It was no one's candidate. I know I've been

watching. Right. No, it was no one's candidate. Me and him, we were talking about the Red Council and I rared at that one and that one and she said I had to pick one so I picked the one in the corner. And I feel sad. I should have picked the red one. I should have picked the first place. Well, you know what? Because we let Max win. Everybody wins. And so everybody gets

chocolate. Everyone gets more chocolate. In fact, Harry, you look like you need more chocolate. Yeah, thank you. You guys have been doing a great, great, great shooting. Great shooting, folks. Up front and right there. And we're getting to that point where maybe we are going to wind up the show. Right now. So let's all just sit around the

candles and say goodbye. Although I do want to see you give her one bonobo waist banking just real quick. Yeah. On the show. I saw you doing it before the show. Okay. Now, even though the hot wax was hard for you to take. Yes. This you can take. Look at that. Happy new year. So what's happening here? She's just doing a small bonobo way

books banking. And should we come back to Facebook or? No, no, I mean, Facebook is running, but we're done. Okay. So now that was our send off to a spanking new year. We will be back when it is a new year. We're going to be back next Saturday with actually the Susie awards. So find out who won in 2019 for all the exciting things like spanking and hot wax. I mean, just lots of

topics. But in any case, yeah, happy holidays, everybody. I think the holidays are almost over, but, you know, we're in the middle of them. So if you got the holiday blues, or you just have, you know, a desire to explore some really unacceptable holiday sex, maybe you want to give us a call here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And we can help you out to one

three two nine one nine four nine seven. Boy, I didn't even give out the number to call this show. But you know, we had so much to do between the the hot wax, Hanukkah. Just cover up. Just put your hands in front of it. Yeah, no, it's it's got to have more than hands. I think more than the hand. Okay. Yeah,

just put the shirt on. That's fine. And then we'll take it off again. Or you can just hold the shirt in front of you. Hold the shirt up. Okay. And we're back. Hey, Mark. Happy Hanukkah, Marky Z. Yes, we've had hot wax Hanukkah. I bet you want to do that in your house, don't you? And if you when you have your man of Shevitz, you should have it via Bonoboville Communion

and waterboarding bonobo style. Right. And so make like bonobos. Where's my book? What happened to it? Oh, there it is. Make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Right. Hanukkah's about a war. And it seemed like we won. But then we didn't. Right. So maybe we shouldn't even have a war at all. Right. Okay. So no more war. Make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Make love to

someone you love tonight. By the way, making love on a Jewish holiday is considered a mitzvah, which means good deed. So I don't know if they include masturbation in that. I don't know. I think it's usually between husband and wife. But as you know, I'm into the spirit of the law, not the letter. So oh, but before I say that, thank you, Violet Cox. Thank you, madame Dussad Fatah.

And we can find both on Twitter, Violet Cox, V-I-O-L-E-T-C-O-X-X-X. And you have to give out your address because it's a little weird. I'm mix mx Dussad Fatah. And you can find me as well on Twitter. Yeah, mx. Remember that. And so make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you.

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