Buttplugs and Dildos! Oh My! [HD]

Full transcript of Buttplugs and Dildos! Oh My! [HD] on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

It's just, it's some yoga position, what is this? Awesome. That is good, right? She put a little on this, too.

Yeah, it was, wow. Yeah, here we go, okay. And now Pam, could you hold the microphone by her face? Sure.

Because she looks like she's very busy. Very, very limber, too. She is fingering her asshole very nicely. She's just massaging it a little bit, you know.

We are entering the planet Uranus. Just helping relax it a little. I mean, this plug is not that big. But it's still nice to kind of let it know that something's

about to go in there. Something's about to go in there. Oh, yeah. Talk to your assholes.

Ooh, ooh. You can almost feel the asshole going, ah. And accepting the butt plug. Look at that.

There's a real beauty in there. And it's breathing. Yeah, I'm just, you know, squeezing it. Yes, you're squeezing that sphincter muscle, which

is another pleasure muscle, in addition to the PC muscle, which is not your politically correct muscle at all. Let's say it all together, class. Cubocoxygias, is that what you're saying?

Yeah, that's not that muscle, though. That's the PC muscle. But this is the sphincter muscle. And it's going in and out.

Is she using this properly, doctor? Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. Yeah. I mean, this is really, really beautiful.

Let's just say that, OK? Thank you. Can we have some applause here? Thank you.

And crystal white butt plugs. Yes, my goodness. You just look like, I don't know. You should wear a fountain, right?

Like some kind of a display. Blue is a good color. Very good choice. Clear and blue and nice.

And do you put the microphone in front of her? How do you feel? It felt good. I mean, actually, I already have a glass plug,

but this one's very pretty. This feels glamorous in the back. Feels glamorous in the back. Glamorous in the back.

And it's smooth. It still feels a little cold, but it's refreshing. I'm sure it will warm up more. Oh, yes.

I'm sure it will. I don't like that. You seem like a very warm person inside. Yeah.

It's really dazzling and nice. It's more of a formal wear. Right. Yes.

Yes. And how would you feel just holding that in your mouth for a little while? It's good.

It feels very comfortable and smooth. But what about the position that you're in? How's that? Oh, I mean, it's definitely a kind of a submissive position,

being all wide back and open up and whatever, but I'm comfortable like this. Obviously, I haven't got it yet. I'm like, all right, I'm ready for the next thing.

Right. It's a little bit like the craft position. What is that? The pretzel position.

I have it behind my head, which I quite do. Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't want to say you have to get out of it.

Right, but I can. You need to just kind of move over that way. Okay. Very nice.

You're sitting right down on it now. And how does it feel? Fine, I'm used to but close, walking and sitting with them. Really?

You just do that because you like them or do people like make you do that? They make me do it. But, you know, I do it on my own as well.

Well, very good. Yeah. All right, well, you want to stay up here and just hold your luck.

And would you like to try the sex toy now? Whatever you want. Okay, well, here are the butt jokes. And then we have

this penthouse sort of hand vibe and penthouse mode correction vibrator. And a very nice cucumber from Ralph's. And you have icicles.

These are by Pipe Dreams. I want to hear about your thought on this one. I actually am in the small minority room who does not like vibrators.

Okay. Yes, I do not like it. It's plugged into the wall or it has a battery. It just makes me tense, right?

You don't like the vibrator. Well, you know, that is a small percentage, but hey, more vibrators for the rest of us. It's a little bit different.

It makes me the venture. Yeah, okay, okay. Well, I love glass toys. And then we have this amazing Buck Angel sword.

But I kind of want to see two people on this, I think. And I don't know what that means for this. But then there's this. This is very sort of geeky because of the shape.

Yes, I think this is going to be my choice. Okay. Can I open it? Yes, well, I think it's one of these,

you open it, you do. You fucking bought it. Okay, I made the right choice. Yes, it's beautiful, isn't it?

Look at this. It's kind of like palm. It's kind of curved. And it's sort of weird.

And this is made by pipe dreams. This is an icicle hand blown glass massager. And it does kind of look like a sea creature. Something like a squid.

Yeah, which is very sexual. But you're talking to the microphone. I find sea creatures like squids or octopuses to represent very sexual. I don't know what it is about them, but I don't know if you've thought that.

Yes, yes. Well, they're watering them. And they're all liquid. They're naturally moved.

Oh, there you go. Lube it up. You got it so foolish. Whoa.

Oh, my goodness. The anchors are removed. Can you do that? Geez, you are the saliva queen.

I'm going to show myself. Yeah, it's good. Can you take off that beautiful dress? Not with that thing.

Judy, you can help me. I can't do it because you're not on my phone. Could you call me? Yes, yes, yes.

Stand up. You're so beautiful talking to this. It just seems like... Look at those pretty panties, panty boy.

There we go. Thank you. Okay. Very, very sporty look we have here.

Yes. Very nice. I wanted to bring... I wanted to bring two different looks for you.

A different look. I wanted to bring two different looks for you. Yes. Sporty under sexy.

Well, you know, it's all sexy on New Day, but this is definitely elegant, elegant, sexy. That is sporty sexy.

So... I'll put this right over here. Away from the boob. Okay.

And... I mean, I'm the advertising abroad. Awesome. Yeah.

What a beautiful body. That is quite sexy. And Kara Christ, we're here for sister Kara.

Yes. To demonstrate the use of this amazing icicle.

A hand blowing glass massager. It's called massager, but I don't think it's a lot rarer.

We can actually get the mic with one hand and then toward the other. Yeah. Oh, the ribs are interesting.

More bumps. I think it would be better if you held it though over to the side so she can just concentrate on her pleasure.

Yes, that's it. And the cucumbers are right in your body. Just watch it. I think I need to try a cucumber, too.

Yeah, okay. No, for sure. I'm sure. So this is very nice.

And so, how about our sex educators? What's going on now? We've got all these little ridges, don't we? And this is going right into

the female receptacle. I don't know if the ladies speak like this. Really?

You just played with that? Yes. Okay, so ladies, why do we lack ridges? It's more, yeah.

I think it's sensitive. It's... They're ancient. There she goes.

The curve in this is nice. I would imagine that the ridges as you're moving in and out

are probably an ancient spot. Whereas something smooth would give you a different sensation. I also like that this toy goes from white

to pink. It's the pressure. Right there. It's making me have to pee.

Which is a good thing. Sometimes when you feel like you have to pee what is it, brothers and sisters? You really have to squirt.

Right? Sometimes. We'll take that chance, okay? We'll take the chance. I'll move your shoes.

And, you know, if you just want to just squirt all over Alex, that's not a problem. Do you want me to, like,

launch a Gallagher concert? Yeah, if you hit read, then you get all the cucumbers. Yeah.

I've actually never squirted before. I know I squirted. I have to pee every time, but it's never actually come out.

So today may be the first time I've never been out, right? That was a mission. Right?

She's up here doing this. Why did I make her here with the sex toys? No, I don't think I'd come and, like, be in bed one, two, three, two,

five, six, seven cameras on a stage. I don't know. I have obvious questions.

Those are the soft balls, you know? Okay. Assume by, yeah, well, you're here.

And since you are my exhibitionist, this might be a cute experience, like, all the cameras, all the people, all watching you,

and you can just let yourself go. For what it happens. It happens to be amazing. But I can watch it after,

and see how much there is. My instinct is to put a vibrator on your door. No, I'm not going to. I'm not going to.

What would best would you like? I don't know. Do you have a hand back here? Yes.

Just here. Why don't you write my writers? They hurt. What do you mean they hurt?

It doesn't feel pleasure. There's no pleasure in it. It just makes me tense. The sound bothers me.

You feel like you're going to squirt, but you never have, and then you say that you don't like toys. It's not toys, but you know,

my vibrators. It sounds like you just haven't let yourself go. I don't want to touch. I've tried vibrators

and G-spot attachments, but I can't get the pressure to eat, so it likes hard glass toy. I know for a long time

I've worked out on hand sacks for men and women. Some things are really interesting, but a lot of people

who play with bulbos don't always know because they're not taught. Again, our parents didn't sit down

at the breakfast table and said, Billy, this is how we end. Oh, you have hand sacks. But the idea of

building up your love making and taking a lot of time for people to really get aroused

and engorged, but when you allow people the time to really get aroused and then can increase the intensity,

not saying that this is your experience, but then if somebody's not really sure about vibration writing in the beginning, even really soft,

if they're super, super aroused, that might work. There, to try something new. But only when they're peaking

to kind of like, they turbo-charge you know, and in a passive period she focuses on it. I'm wondering something.

You know, masturbation is of course the most likely way to enjoy yourself, but maybe you might enjoy yourself

in a different way if someone else was manipulating the error I told you. Would Sara like to? Sure. I'd love to.

But you can just relax. Other parts of yourself. Since I've all different feelings now I know.

Communication. Not in and out. Can I do other coaching from over here? Yeah.

What I'd like to do sometimes is put a hand on somebody's breastbone and give them pressure down so that they have something

they can bear up against. Breastbone. Sometimes also here right above the vulva. You just let it just push out.

Push out. Slightly. I don't like your back to score though. I don't like it.

You okay? I was like, yes it's going to come and it's like, oh sorry. I'm a little too excited.

Yeah. You okay? I find when it gets too close I'll get that

when we're almost about to squirt and then it will go over and then I'll lose the squirt and it's better if I stop

and wait for it to build up again. Now I don't have to ask for too much time. That was beautiful by the way. He said, you know what these vibrators

I got back, you know, alright. What about the, I don't like my foot touched. I just, this is not my favorite thing. It just distracts from

the pleasure of having one of these spots. I really like to be fisted. I really like to be known.

I've had, I've actually come the best orgasm I've ever had was having a fist in my ass. Wow.

Hmm. Well, interesting. I mean, for most women the clitoris

is the pleasure center. Get back in there. For most women the clitoris is if an odd shape.

Hmm. Everyone is different. I do have a feeling and this goes along the lines

of what Katie was saying that maybe when you discover your foot will discover other potentials.

I don't know, I've never I've never really liked how it touched me but why? I don't know why. Maybe it'll change when you're working.

Yeah, it might change when you get on. Life always changes. Is it like you're doing my life and now that I'm trying to change work

this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You seem like you're doing it very well. I'm pushing now.

Oh, it helps really? Yes. Do you want to start? Push down.

Yeah, right there. Right above the bone. The delta. Just incredible.

I can feel it. I mean, let's just say squirting orgasms are great but, you know, just

internal implosions like that are really very exact. It comes to a woman's pleasure. It's the most of us just have

the internal kind. Hey Sarah, come on up here.