by Dr. Susan Block. It’s the second Saturday night of Self-Love September 2019 and, though the Internet imbues the month with exalted ideals of self-esteem, here on DrSuzy.Tv, we feel self-love needs a little self-pleasure to be fully loving and esteeming of the body, mind and soul. So let’s hear it for playing “strokemon,” beating the bishop, polishing the pearl, wanking, fapping and my fave, Firing the Surgeon General. Ah, dear Dr. Joycelyn Elders, if only, instead of making you resign, Bill Clinton had listened to you and just masturbated instead of spilling his presidential seed all over that blue dress, we might all be in a better place.

by Dr. Susan Block. We title this show before it starts, but the name fits, albeit in a different way than we first imagine. Actually, my able assistant Sunshine McWane comes up with the name. I come up with “Hot & Intimate” because we’re having a heat wave, and we don’t have guests, so it feels hot and intimate. “Oh yeah, ‘Hot & Intimate’ sounds great,” says Sunshine. “But how about ‘Hot & Bothered’?” Since I’m not really attached to my own ideas, and I like that name even better, “Hot & Bothered” it is.

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s still LGBTQ Pride Month, and I am a walking, talking, licking, sucking rainbow of love. Shout-out to the amazing Texas Geyser of Desire, bisexual squirting MILF Queen Deauxma, for giving me my slinky gay pride scarf. However, like many, I have noticed that Pride has gone corporate, and I have mixed feelings about that.

by Dr. Susan Block As millions of temples, synagogues and households around the world gather around flickering menorahs on the seventh night of the Jewish Festival of Lights, so do we here on DrSuzy.Tv, broadcasting live from the Womb Room sanctuary of the Little Love-Synagogue of the Bonobo Way. However, we don’t just light the candles; irreverent boho-bonobos that we are, we also drip the melting candlewax on the beautiful buns and bared breasts of some of our sexy guests.

by Dr. Susan Block If the ongoing Trumpocalyptic Kavanaughmageddon has you reeling, this show will get you feeling really good. From Blue Wave motivation to Commedia Erotica delight, quadruple-boobalicious Bonoboville Communion to kinky FemDom flogging and sassy striptease to sapiosexual spoken word poetry delivered in tandem with an operatic, naked Motorbunny orgasm, we put the Super-Kink in Kink Month.

by Dr. Susan Block Live from the Womb Room Sanctuary of the little Love Church of Bonoboville, Self-Love September climaxes with sexy FemDoms and funny FemComs coming together to give Lying Crying Kavanaugh the spanking he so richly deserves, expose Trump’s Mario Kart Yeti-pubed toadstool peepee, engage in beautiful boobalicious Bonoboville Communion and give a lucky caller a big bonoboesque incel orgasm. Sapiosexual Commedia Erotica and intensive Erotic Theater Therapy for the Trumpocalypse at its finest!

by Dr. Susan Block It’s a hot summer night of free sex therapy for the Trumpocalypse in the Womb Room sanctuary of the Little Church of Bonoboville, healing our callers and ourselves with the power and glory of sex, love, understanding and the Bonobo Way. I only have one official guest—top Dr. Susan Block Institute sex therapist, Chanel, though my adorable new assistant Blossom Green, Ikkor the Wolf and Capt’n Max join us in this intimate gathering of sapiosexual conversation, booby-ful Bonoboville Communion, foot play and spanking, turning this into a very special show.

by Dr. Susan Block Still “in recovery” from our sparks-flying, apeshit spectacular and downright exhausting Speakeasy Launch & B-Day Bacchanal, we chill out, snuggle, suckle and whip it up for the Bonobo Way in this intimate, sapiosexual, rainbow-colored show. Stimulating conversations on sex, relationships and politics flow through the night, along with a boobalicious Bonoboville Communion, bodacious big-butt twerking, spanking, lightning-like neon whipping and, as always, some much-needed Trumpocalypse therapy.

by Dr. Susan Block Teetering on the edge of the Trumpocalypse, we gather together in the Womb Room of the little Church of Bonoboville—singers and swingers, porn stars and comics, resistance fighters and even tRUMP supporters (well, one )—to commune, converse, confess, striptease, spank, lick-lick-lick and celebrate Bonobo Gay Pride, the climax of Masturbation Month, Memorial Day Weekend in all its barbequed glory and “Stormy Daniels Day.” Yes indeed, the beautiful City of West Hollywood just gave tRUMP’s one-time Mistress the keys to the city on a day (May 23rd) now and forever attached to her name. Having declared Stormy Daniels a great American hero of our times several months ago, I’m in full agreement with my old stomping grounds of the aptly abbreviated “WeHo.” May a porn star lead us, as we resist the madness, greed, violence and venality overwhelming our nation.

by Dr. Susan Block Erin Go Bragh! And bragh-less. It’s St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way, and those naughty lassies or lads who are not wearing green get pinched, stripped, tied up, made to wear gas masks and spanked by lusty leprechauns and sexy Mistresses. With Irish green Agwa, we toast Stormy Daniels for tackling the Trumpus, and Emma Gonzales for chasing the NRA out of American schools like St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland. Pop question: Why do folks wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Answer: The Irish believed wearing green acted as camouflage while they traipsed through the verdant forests of the Emerald Isle, making them invisible to leprechauns who, though magical, are kind of nasty. Like mini-Trump pussy-grabbers, they sneak up and nonconsensually pinch anyone they can see; that is, anyone not wearing green.

by Dr. Susan Block From the high risk political performance art of Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump (D.A.D.) to the very personal, healing power of the “Switzerland” of female domination, this show spanks both ways. FemDom politics is well represented in the Womb Room by D.A.D. founder and director Mistress Tara Indiana (2017 SUZY award winner for “Best FemDom of the Resistance”) and Rhiannon Aarons (2017 SUZY award winner for “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster”).

by Dr. Susan Block A wondrous one-legged porn star, the ghost of Michael Jackson and the spirit of Prince come together—where else, but in Bonoboville—on an amazing, comic, erotic, intimate and very illuminating episode of The Dr. Susan Block Show Watch and learn how a so-called “disability” can be a springboard to sexual super power. The Show-Eating Facebook Monster Speaking of disabilities, this is our second show in a row that Facebook disables for no apparent reason. The Facebook Live broadcasts goes smoothly, getting lots of views, “likes,” “loves,” “hahas” and comments, and Capt’n Max is careful not to show any of the nudity. But after we hit “post,” it vanishes. We have no idea why. They never tell you. And who are “they”? Bots? Prudes? Gestapo? Mark Zuckerberg Zuckheads?

by Dr. Susan Blockc O little town of Bonoboville, how holy is thy Womb Room, how merry are thy mammaries, how kinky is thy Christmas Eve Eve…O Cum All Ye Faithful indeed! We even have a Nativity Scene in a golden manger featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Butt Plug as “the Holy Child” of Bonoboville who brings “Peace on Earth. Good Will to Men.” It’s a joke, although a few billion well-placed butt plugs would cool off most of the world’s hotheads (the majority of whom are “men”), bringing “Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.” After all, male well-being is the Bonobo Way.

by Dr. Susan Block The Miracle of Hanukkah is that the “everlasting light,” the sacred oil lamp of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, contained only enough olive oil to burn for 24 hours, and yet it lasted for eight days, enough time for the Maccabees, the heroes of the Hanukkah story, to defeat their enemies in battle and obtain fresh oil to replenish the eternal flame. The Miracle of Hanukkah 2017 in Bonoboville is that, along with our usual mix of spirituality with sexuality, serious political discussion with outrageous erotic play, we are visited by two very witty, special ladies from the Great State of Alabama where voters just pulled off a real-life miracle, aka the Alabama Miracle, the kind of unexpected mystical marvel for which people join together to praise the divine, and that’s another thing that we do on this show.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s mid-holiday party season in Bonoboville, and if the Clown-Tyrant Trump can make the sheeple bray “Merry Christmas” to their corporate overlords, then we can say “Merry XXXmas” to you. And we do have a very merry XXXmas season kick-off here in the Womb Room of the Church of Bonoboville, filled with divine stripteases, sapiosexual sermonizing, celestial harmonizing, two heavenly topless Communions, and a Bonobo Way book-spanking for the Dickhead-in-Chief (with a tiny penis). It all climaxes with a climax, as our featured erotic elf, super-sexy Lexi Girl, squirts Holy Water all over the Motorbunny.

by Dr. Susan Block Kink Month 2017 kicks off, spanks down, chats it up and climaxes on the Motorbunny in BOOnoBOOville with sexpots, sexperts and kinksters galore.by Dr. Susan Block From clinical sexologist and Sex-Positive LA director, Dr. Laurie Bennett-Cook to “bi geek” porn starlet, Gracie May Green, her gal pal Amilia Onyx, a snake named Zeus, our old friend Maya, our own fabulous Gypsy Bonobo, Ikkor the Wolf, Jacquie Blu, Capt’n Max, and our Trumpocalypse Therapy spanking puppet (this week, we spank him with a roll of paper towels), Dotard Drumpf, a kinky congregation gathers together in the Womb Room Cathedral of Kink-Positivity and inclusivity

by Dr. Susan Block We gather together in the Womb Room Cathedral of the Church of Bonoboville where we worship all the gods and goddesses, “just in case,” as Prince Max says, we find that one or two of them are real when we cross over from this life to whatever lies beyond. “Just in case…” is our mantra. There are infinite possibilities for “The Infinite.” So, come, let us pray…. and cum, let us play! This is Bonoboville, after all, at the Dr. Susan Block Institute of Faith-Based Sex. We may or may not be Children of God, but we are all Children of Sex. Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. Sex is what brings us into this world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while.

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s the G-10 Summit in the Womb Room of Bonoboville. We come together from all over this great country of ours, from New Hampshire, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, Pennsylvania and several counties in the Golden State of California. We are brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, raised in a variety of great and not-so-great American temples and churches (Mormon, Lutheran, Adventist, Jewish and Wiccan, to name a few). We are artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, kinksters and couples, porn stars and presidents.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s over 90 degrees in the Garden of Bonoboville, and my guests really turn up the heat with smoking hot naked bodies and blazing enthusiasm. This show sizzles, glows, power-plays and then explodes in your mouth, among other places, into a delicious icing-splosh orgy!

by Dr. Susan Block Two of the most gorgeous (inside and out) and glorious flowers of womanhood to bloom upon the planet, Penthouse Pets Layla Sin and Christiana Cinn, bring Spring to Bonoboville on DrSuzy.Tv. Ambassadors for peace, love, female empowerment, male pleasure, great sex and sensuality, these “Pet Sisters” in “Sin” (and Cinn) use their formidable Weapons of Mass Seduction—charm, wit, warmth and their own exquisite bodies—to spread the good news of the Penthouse Philosophy and Penthouse Global Media, including Penthouse Variations, which has just published three excellent new erotica books, Quickies, Three-Ways and Anal, with Cleis Press.

by Dr. Susan Block Passover comes again to Bonoboville, a bilingual, pansexual, 4/20-infused, Earth-Day-energized, floggerific festival of bitter herbs, blissful herb (the eating of the green and the smoking of the other green), beautiful Egyptian taskmistresses torturing happy Hebrew slaves, Dionysian Manischewitz waterboarding, scallion flogging, Haggadah–spankings, the blessing of the bare boobies, as well as the hiding of the afikomen under Aunt Sadie’s dress and between her warm, moist thighs.

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s our second show of the second Year of the Bonobo. But it feels like our first, since last Saturday, we’d barely recovered from our New Year’s hangovers before we dove into The DrSuzy.Tv Awards (with a hat tip to Ultra Vulgar’s great review). Moreover, The SUZYs were a look back on 2015’s awesome 50-some shows, not a spring forward into Sweet ’16. So it’s this show that feels like our first opportunity to fulfill our resolution to #GoBonobos in 2016, and with three wonderful, brand new guests and one old favorite from the diverse worlds of Hollywood, Porn Valley and home-brewed beer, it’s a scintillating start.

Since I was a little girl, I’ve loved the lights of Hanukkah flickering like fiery angels dancing in the darkness of winter. Now that I’m a big girl, I still enjoy lighting the menorah. Moreover, thanks to my fetish for exploring the erotic potential in traditional holidays, I’ve discovered that Hanukkah candles are great for hot wax play.

by Dr. Susan Block Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, Witches & Bitches, Tramps & Vamps… as nights grow long, Halloween draws nigh and “Kink Month” hits the midway spot, gather ye into the Womb Room Speakeasy Cathedral for an old-time evangelical revival meeting, bonobo-style, featuring a Pentecostal preacher, two porn stars, a sweetly sadistic mistress, a sagacious sex therapist and a snake (Eve) in the Garden of BonoBOOville.

by Dr. Susan Block It’s the cusp of the Fall Equinox, but it still feels like the Bonobo Summer of Love here in the Womb Room, and oh my goddesses, is it hot… in more ways than one. My first featured guest is Jeanie Marie, adult star, budding film director and Jack the Zipper protégé. Decked out for her first trip to Bonoboville, Jeanie takes the stage in shiny black patent Christian Louboutin peep-toe stiletto high heels with signature crimson-lacquered “Sammy Red-Bottoms,” a little black couture dress trimmed in glamorous ostrich feathers and artfully applied crimson glitter lipstick with matching eye shadow, plus more sparkles spangling her high cheekbones. More than a fashion plate, Jeanie’s artistic passion is to create films that convey the beauty of female sexuality, and we give her one of our telltale white envelopes containing a secret award from the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project, made possible in this auspicious Year of the Bonobo by an anonymous Bonobo Way reader and philanthropist.

by Dr. Susan Block How can you enjoy a good book? Let me count the ways… You can read it, study its poetry or prose, savor its style, explore its meaning, laugh at its jokes, learn from its lessons, put it in a library, discuss it with fellow readers, lend it out to friends, sell it, review it on Amazon, tweet about it, give it as a gift, drop it like a bomb (“shock & awe” with no casualties) or… you could use a book as a spanking paddle to whack a birthday girl’s bottom into a brand spanking new year of life on Earth which also happens to be a spanking new start to the Jewish new year, a.k.a. “Rosh Hashanah.” And Amen and Awomen to all that. Indeed, as we “Fall” into The Bonobo Way, we can see that one of the great literary discoveries of The Dr. Susan Block Show in the Year of the Bonobo (2015) is the remarkably sound spanking capabilities of a good solid print edition. This revelation has made “book-spankings” almost as popular here in Bonoboville as Sybian rides, flogging and Hitachi. On this show, a book-spanking brings together authors, porn stars and a birthday girl’s beautiful bottom in a way that gives peace-through-pleasure to all… as well as a lesson learned

by Dr. Susan Block “Poly on Wry” is a tasty triple-decker sandwich of polyamorous possibilities, blended households, zesty triads, alphabetized polycules (poly/molecules), designer relationships (with a hat tip to Ken Haslam), open marriages, bonoboësque friends-with-benefits, bachelors-with-girlfriends, girlfriends-with-dating-contests, Dominant/submissive partnerships, kinky alliances, spicy swing parties and other non-conventional sexual arrangements.

Way back in the 20th century, when being called a “slut” was almost always a slur, the authors of a (then) brand new book that reclaimed this scornful insult as “a term of approval, even endearment,” came on my show. We had a blast chatting about the nature of sex and the future of love, then played in the after-party. The book was called The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities (1997), and it became the sex-positive, poly-friendly manifesto of consensual erotic adventure for a new generation of sexual pleasure seekers with a spiritual conscience—a desire to do good as well as feel good, sometimes even at the same time! Now on this live broadcast, one of the co-authors, Janet W. Hardy, is back on DrSuzy.Tv, talking about the new and improved edition of this polyamory Bible, which includes exercises, updates and a new subtitle: The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships & Other Adventures (2009). Janet—who had gone by her pseudonym Catherine A. Liszt on the first edition of The Ethical Slut, written with Dossie Easton—is coming to UCLA this Saturday for Sex-Positive World’s special event, “Sexual Health Series Kick Off: Redefining Sexuality for the 21st Century.”

I confess: I’m a lingerie freak. As if you couldn’t tell. Lingerie is sartorial foreplay, visual arousal for my partner(s) and fuel for my erotic engines. Undercover fashion passions feel cool and look hot, tease as they please, reveal as they conceal. But they’re more than that, at least for me. Slinky slips, lacy teddies, pretty panties, silky stockings, vintage garter belts, dominatrixy corsets, fetish wear and high heels are all parts of my uniforms and the Weapons of Mass Seduction I wield on the frontlines of my “war” against sexual oppression.

It’s my birthday! Many years ago (I won’t say how many—I don’t want to shock you), I emerged…I wish I could say it was from my Mom’s vagina, but I was a Cesarean. Maybe that’s why I’m bisexual: trying to crawl into a vagina so I can emerge from it, born again…