9/11 Eve Bonoboville Bacchanal

Full transcript of 9/11 Eve Bonoboville Bacchanal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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or watching, which I would do if I were you. Last week was labia day. Yes indeed. Other people celebrate labor day, and we know what it's really about. Who goes into labor? Those with us with labia. So, labia day was what it was, and now if you are tuned in live to our broadcast brothers and sisters, lovers

and sinners, well it is 9-11-EVE. Yeah, kind of scary. You know, it's the night before the 15th anniversary of the most flamboyant attack of terror. Yes, it was a terrorist attack. And it started a perma war. And, wow, 15 years ago, I, like everyone else, like you, if you were breathing, was very disturbed and moved

by these attacks. And I did a sermon on the towers that went something like this. The shock, the sorrow, and the gargantuan damage of the attacks of 9-11, 2001, have touched us all. Fear is in the air like the ubiquitous ash of the collapsed towers. We feel the fragility of human life. We are reminded that security is vital,

but even the highest security isn't foolproof. Technology is not the culprit. In a few explosive hours, we learned that astoundingly effective weapons of mass destruction can be fashioned from the most low-tech tools, a shaving kit, a piece of string. Yeah, a small knife, a box cutter. Yes, indeed. This is not technology, not the culprit.

Human nature is the culprit here. Yes, indeed, this is the part of our nature, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, that loves destruction, the rockets red glare, the blaze of glory, the part of our nature that has faith in a vengeful, anti-pleasure, anti-female God who uses his followers to smite the sinners.

The part of our nature that is jealous to the point of insanity, brothers and sisters. The part of our nature that believes in a fairytale paradise after the apocalypse, where all the erotic delights that were denied us on earth are granted in perpetuity. This is a deeply selfish part of our nature that longs for instant immortality,

the fiery fame for a starring role in a TV movie watched over and over again. You've seen that movie. This is the part of our nature that believes that might is right, and that when we are wronged, terribly wronged, then the worst revenge is justified. This is the terrorist within us, all of us, and we must fight the terrorist within us,

as well as those without. If we as a nation are to continue our self-assigned role as global beacon of hope, well, we must not give in to the terrorist part of our nature. We must do what we can to heal ourselves and our neighbors from the trauma that reverberates like aftershocks from a quake. We must mobilize our forces and those of our allies

to catch the criminals who perpetrated this attack. And after proving their guilt, we must punish them. And this does not include carpet bombing innocent people who happen to live in a country whose government may harbor some of these criminals.

If we do that, as we as a nation have done all too often in the recent past, well, we'll be no better than the criminals. We will be stepping up their holy war. Above all, we must not let these humiliating, castrating attacks destroy our freedom. That's a big part of what the terrorists aim to take down.

Our precious, famous freedoms represented not so much by our democracy, because democracy can create fascism if you vote for it, but by our bill of rights and by our constitution that protects the minority and the individuals from the majority, just in case the majority goes nuts.

Yes. And, you know, this is what I wrote back in 2001, 9.15.2001. I wrote that the Twin Towers are a symbol, just like the president. Hey, the president is just another fragile human being, you know? But he is a symbol like the Twin Towers. Both are symbols, something to look up to.

And that's why we're crushed when the world trade centers collapse, you know? It's a castration. Our biggest dicks cut down. Dick 1 and Dick 2. It hurts. But that's why we look to our president in times like this for leadership,

even if we didn't actually elect him. So just imagine, I wrote just a couple days after the attacks, if our president, instead of calling for war, called for peace. Just imagine if he exhorted us to follow the bonobo way.

Instead of acting like baboons, just imagine if he reminded us that the best revenge against the assholes is living well. Just imagine if he told us that we mustn't be afraid, that we mustn't let sheer terror guide us, guide our hearts or our missiles.

Some of us would feel frustrated, no doubt. But America would prove itself to be a great beacon of hope that ever God and goddess bless America. Land of the free, home of the brave, mixed bag of diverse cultures. May we also be a nation of tolerance and forbearance, a beacon of hope to the world.

So obviously the president, George W. Chickenhawk shrub, did not take my advice, as we all know. He invaded Afghanistan, killed a lot of innocent people, didn't find Osama, just kept going around killing people and then got tired of that and invaded Iraq. And killed a lot more people.

And as we all know, there wasn't really any kind of connection between Iraq and 9-11. But 9-11 was used like a weapon to make it happen. And here we are, if you're listening to us live, it's 2016, 15 years later. And we honor those who died in 9-11.

They are all heroes. And we honor those who saved lives, those firefighters, the police, and lots of wonderful, amazing people who helped others down those endless stairs to their safety, even though they died.

It was an incredible day of heroism, those people in that plane. Who knows what happened to them? We don't know a lot of things that happened on that day. It's kind of like crazier than the Kennedy assassination.

It's amazing what a major day this was and how little we know about what happened. Why that happened. Why, in a way, we let that happen. These are mysteries that we may never know.

But one thing we do know is that we let terror send us to war. And now we're still in the war. Yes, indeed we are. It's kind of what I call a perma-war, perpetual war.

You know, Obama's kind of kept it on the down low, but it's still there. He's got a drone fetish. And yeah, he doesn't do it with quite the same flamboyance that the shrub used to do. But he's still doing it.

It's like America's in the war business. Is that the legacy we get from this terrible attack that so many died and so many heroes and heroines were created? I hope not. I mean it is, but I would like it to be, well, I guess I'm partial to calling the bonobo way.

The path, the path of peace, the path of showing the terrorists within and without. That, you know, the way is peace. The way is not to respond violence against violence and more violence. That America isn't in the war business.

We're in the love business. We're in the business of spreading love. And maybe our love business would outshine our war business, which is currently America's big business. And that might be the answer to one of those questions that people are always asking.

Why do they hate us? I don't know if they really hate us. Maybe jealousy and maybe fear of the great American war machine. So, you know, fear can cause people to commit the worst acts, horrible terrorist attacks like 9-11.

And who knows what else. So I am voting for the path of peace. And yes, it is an election year. And yes, peace doesn't kill you, but it can hurt.

Definitely can hurt. And that's why I'm throwing my support for the presidency of the United States of America in 2016. Behind a very peaceful but kind of painful mistress. You know, Trump is nuts and Hillary's got baggage.

And so mistress Tara Indiana for president. And I'm happy to introduce her to Bonoboville once again. She's been here many times. Come on up here, mistress Tara.

And you know, it's good to have you here on such an important holiday. And let's talk. Yes, but you have to talk into your phallic microphone. You're kind of all dressed butch today, aren't you?

I am kind of butch today. I think I've been caught wearing my opponent's button. Oh, wow. Well, you know, that's very scandal to wear your opponent's button to spread the love.

You know, and yeah, I just had a debate with who is that Trump? No, no, no. This is Jeffrey valiance. Now more than ever.

That's his campaign motto. He's a performance artist who's also running for president. And I debated with him last week. Yeah, we're going to have a rematch.

Yes. On the 24th. We're so excited. We're going to have a real live US presidential debate here on the Dr.

Susan Block show. It's going to be about all kinds of sex and erotic politics. And it's going to be fun. And it's going to be mistress Tara versus Jeffrey valiance, who is a

performance artist. Yes. And you know, we're going to invite Hillary and. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I should invite them. Maybe I'll do the official invitation right here now. We would love to have.

Yes. Of course, I have for the debate. Hillary's email address, of course, doesn't everyone. Right.

So I'm Trump, of course, you approach him through Twitter because he's on there all the time. All the time. All the time.

But you know, I really do think that America needs a dominatrix in the White House. Right. Yes.

I mean, first of all, you've shown us before how you can beat Trump. And you've shown us that this is the bonobo way that, you know, having a strong female and Hillary's got part of that going. She does.

She's got, you know, the labia. She does have a vagina. Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

I think that's a plus. It's always got breasts, too. That's good. Yeah.

You know, to feed the hungry and the poor. Feed the hungry. I remember that cover like it was yesterday. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The cover of Spy Magazine. I love Hillary there.

She's dressed as a dominatrix. And it's right around the time that Spy was saying that Trump was a short-fingered vulgarian. That's right.

So it was all kind of happening. It just shows you that these two have been with us like a little too long. Yeah.

But okay, I guess, you know, that's who we've got in the main roles. But it's the election is still a little young. And, you know, I mean, I guess if California looks like

it's going to Trump, I might have to hold my nose and vote for the other dominatrix. But for now, my support is going to Mistress Tara Indiana.

I mean, I do have to have an open mind to Jeffrey, though, I guess. Yeah, I suppose so. Although he admitted complete defeat.

Oh, he did. He did. Wow. I have it in writing.

He's a subbie. I don't know. He said I'm defeated. He graduated me on my victory during the debate.

Really? He did. That's very bonobo of him. Yes.

You know, I want to give a shout out to Natalie Ann Geer, who I interviewed in like right before 9-11 actually about bonobos and her book Woman and Intimate Geography.

And she's got a great article right now in the New York Times about the female power of bonobos and how fabulous it is and how it keeps the males in line, keeps the males

from raping the females and keeps everybody from killing each other. Although sometimes it hurts. Yes, it does.

She tells a story of a bonobo male that got out of line that was trying to rape a fertile female. And the other females just ganged up on him

and bit a little piece of his finger off. Wow. You know, I feel bad for the little bonobo boy, but at least they didn't kill

him, which is what common chimps would do and which is what of course humans might do. Humans do it all too often.

So bonobos at least show us that there is a way to make peace through pleasure to calm down the violence without killing.

They probably gave him a blowjob after biting off his finger. Seems fair enough. You know.

It's a spanking. It's a form of discipline that I think a dominatrix can teach us. Yes.

Yeah. And you know, 50 Shades was a hit. Why can't you be? I think I'm much more awesome than

50 Shades. Oh, much, much, much. But you know, the success of 50 Shades shows us how kind of important,

how passionate people are about BDSM. Yes. How they want that, how there's so many, how so many people with labia are

interested. Right. And of course, people with, you know, other stuff.

Towers. Towers. Towers. You know.

Usually you just have one tower. Yeah. Unless it's, you're kind of different. But you got the one tower and, you know,

hopefully you got some balls unless you're that statue of Trump that was going up all over the place. Hillary has bigger balls than Trump does.

That's for sure. There you go. Oh, he's going to show the statue of Trump.

Uh-oh. I guess, maybe. This has offended some people, this statue of Trump that goes up in

different parts of America. Do you know who the artist is? Ah, gee, I... There's a bunch of actually different

artists. It's on my blog. Yeah. Yeah.

Because they showed up in a lot of different American cities. Okay, cool. Yeah, there it is.

So it's very well executed. But people think, some people think that it's like not something about good for Bonnie image or something.

Anyway, it definitely shows he does not have any balls. And it definitely shows he has like a little tiny one.

Yeah. Yeah. Actually skinnier than what I have in my hand.

That's actually his. Yeah, we took it. We castrated him a few weeks ago. Actually this one has little baby

balls, but yeah. Yeah, the whole issue of castration is a very 9-11 issue. And, you know, it's...

Wow, it hurts. It hurts. But I think we have to go beyond that trauma and respond with

force and with faith in our values. You know, our non-religious values here in America. Our pro-female values are relatively

around the world, pro-sex values. Yeah. And, you know, Tara represents that.

Thank you. All right. So I, hey, want to introduce Sarah Bella.

Sarah Bella is often on the other side of her camera. And much more dressed. And now you're there in a little

corset. You look very femme. Thank you. Yeah, definitely.

And that's good because Tara's in a butch mood. I am. I noticed that.

Yeah. Very butch. Did you know was this... Were you playing off?

No. No. It's just a sexual energy. Just a coincidence.

Just a coincidence. Honestly, there were no guests really on this show. So you had to settle for me.

Later this morning. No. It's like, it's like this is a very impromptu gathering.

And we also have, I would say, the lovely Jay Turrico. But Jay is kind of butch tonight, too. Geez.

Jay is dressed as an address. But tonight in a cat suit. But you're very much a pussy, aren't you? Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Although you can suck your own tower. That is true.

Right, right. I thought you looked familiar. Okay, I remember now. Did Jay do that for us?

Yeah. Wow. That was nice. We might have a return request for that.

I actually have video footage of that if you would like to see it. Really? Well, we do, too.

Yeah. Sure, why not? Sure. Okay.

But you can show us yours. Jay shows us his. Yeah, really? It's in my camera.

Oh. And Jackie Blue. Why don't you come up here, Jackie? You look like you're not doing anything.

And Jackie usually does camera. Why don't you trip over the wires? I think she needs to be punished for that. She almost disconnected us.

So probably that is going to need some sort of a presidential hand. I think so. Yeah.

Hello, Jackie. Hi. How you doing? I'm doing great.

Thank you. Well, you're kind of great, but also kind of naughty. Well, I, you know,

that's just, you know. Okay. Well, since you have no news and not much of a reason,

then I think you ought to present your butt for a punishment. Oh, my. From mistress perhaps

president-elect. President-electrix. How about that? President-electrix.

Anything but that. I like that idea. About politics. Yes.

President-electrix. Okay. President-electrix. And here we go.

President-electrix. Good point. Blue. Could you give her a book spanking

with the bonobo way? All right. Just because. How do you feel about Hail to the Chief?

Is that okay for you? Is that like your song? Are you down with that? Okay.

We'll get the band ready. Yeah, all right. Hail to the Chief. We could get that going.

Okay, so here is Jackie Blue and she is bearing her. Harder. Behind that is getting quite blue.

Harder. Give it to her. Whoa. Harder.

Yes. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes. And she's spanking her with the bonobo way.

This is a book spanking. And yes, brothers and sisters, any book makes actually quite a good spanking paddle. That's one thing we have found.

And of course, you know, the bonobo way is a good book to read. But either you're going to be well read or get well read.

And Jackie has gotten well read. And I think I will do it in honor of 9-11. And the idea of punishment that hurts but doesn't kill.

And that's kind of sexy, you know. Now she's getting well read. That's right. She's getting well read.

That's right. Hail to the Captain. Quite read. Hail to the Captain.

She looks like she's going into that very, very delicious, mystical, subby space. That's what we need to do, brothers and sisters.

We need to put our so-called enemies into sub-space. And that means when we spank them with our sanctions,

we should also stroke them with our giveaways. We should, you know, help them. Share the resources.

That's what bonobos teach us, is share the resources. That includes sex and love and food and medicine.

And cookies. And cookies. Broken cookies. Yeah.

Broken cookies. Broken cookies. Yeah. All right.

Inside joke. And whatever. Share the cookies. Whoops.

You know, this is the mink glove that feels so good. Oh, that is so nice. I guess the hurt parts, you know.

That is a nice aftercare. Yeah. Yes. It is.

And I didn't buy it because I wouldn't, because, you know, it's animal, you know, but somebody gave it to me, a mink fetishist.

Thank you both. Well, you're quite welcome. All right. We are excited to, you know,

celebrate. Celebrate. Celebrate our freedom that we are still, you know, here.

And I mean, the terrorists haven't won. We are, you know, practicing our fetishes and fantasies. We are.

And that's really living well is the best revenge. You know, that's what gets them going. Right.

So I think I'd like to get everyone going just a bit by introducing our amazing and beautiful Bonoboville bartender.

And her name is Miss Shannon. Coronado. There she is.

And she's all in white tonight, which is kind of cool. Very sexy. Yeah, very, very sexy.

That's good. She's very feminine tonight. You know, sometimes she's a little bit butch in the black leather, but tonight she's,

she's offsetting your butchiness. And, uh, and I'm in green. Peace green. And so Max, Max,

no Max. Is there Max there? No Max. Okay.

Uh, so, so much for Max. Um, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. I do want to give a shout out to the Free Speech Coalition,

who's going to be joining us next Saturday, September 17th. And our old friend Jeffrey Douglas maybe will be here.

Julia Ann will be here. And he's your lawyer too. Yeah. Who's that?

Yeah, Jeffrey Douglas. Oh, Jeffrey, yes. Yeah. I know Jeffrey.

I know all the First Amendment lawyers. And. I've only been prosecuted 23 times. Spent two years in prison.

So I know him all. Yeah. Well, maybe Jeffrey will be here. And Susie Q. James will be here.

And we are going to talk about why we should vote no on Prop 60. Right. Because it takes away our freedoms, right?

It requires everybody to wear, like, a hazmat suit of latex, so they can have some sex. And it's a little bit crazy.

Actually, it's not very healthy. But we're going to talk more about that next week. Meantime, Max, did he disappear again? He did.

I'm trying to talk about something that he told me about. I'm trying to shrunk the husband. Which is that Italy has just declared,

get this, this might be something to consider for America. Public masturbation is not a crime in Italy. Unless you're doing it in front of a minor.

Don't do it in front of kids. I can't do it in front of a minor. No, not in front of kids. Okay.

But you can do it in front of adults. Like, I don't know, in your front yard? I'm not sure where the limits are. Like in a Vatican?

I mean, where can you do this? You can do it anywhere. As long as there's no children. But it's done in every village.

In every village, there's someone who's jerking off in the little doorways. And it's everywhere. Viva Italia!

Right, but it used to be kind of illegal. And now it's not. Well, it used to be silly. So in my village where I lived for three years,

I forget his name. But every, you know, at four o'clock, he'd be in a doorway jerking off. And everybody, because everybody

was going to get their pizza. And they'd walk by and say, come on, stop that. Luigi.

Luigi, stop that. So it's not really, we also had a child molester in the village. And all the kids knew he ran the tourist bureau.

So they knew to stay away from him. I hope. And Italy also, the Supreme Court passed another law that I'm totally for.

And that is, if you're hungry and you steal food, that's not a crime. Ah, right, right, right. That's like Lemiz.

Lemiz, right, right. Yeah, yeah, so, you know. The whole country's fucked up and corrupt anyway. So it doesn't really matter.

That's what I love about Italy, you know? You know? Nothing works. Corruption.

I think power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts, absolutely. I mean, there's always corruption when you give power. I can't imagine you're not going to, you know,

give me some, like extras since I'm supporting you. Well, naturally. Of course. The little corruption is okay.

The issue is, there's a lot of corruption in the world. There's a lot of stealing. You know, when I started the Brentwood paper, my first editorial was,

I know that all you people are stealing. And it's all right because everybody steals in one way or another. Just leave something for us.

How much? Yeah, how much are you going to steal? Let us eat. Let us have a decent life.

And look at what Halliburton steals. Look at what the defense industry steals from all of us. So much money is put into defense, and so little is put into the sharing of resources.

Yeah, a lot of thievery. And, you know, sex toys for all. Yeah. Absolutely.

And yeah, and we got to support your campaign to send a lot of these little tiny warriors. 1000 tiny dildos to Donald Trump. Yeah.

Just go to his Amazon. I've set up an Amazon wish list for him. Do you know how many so far? So far we've sent him 138.

And with the help of you and the American people, we are going to send him those 1000 tiny dildos. Can I count on you to send him one tiny dildo? I will send two.

Two. I will send two. I'll send a couple, yeah. Okay.

You got it. There you go. That's all it takes. I'm going to send him this one that I've sucked.

Where do you get these tiny dildos? I set up an Amazon wish list. Oh, okay. So all you have to do is go to Amazon,

search for Donald Trump's wish list, and you'll find it. And it only has tiny dildos on it. We should really send him this straw.

This is a perfect, you can cut the balls off. Well, you could cut this way. I don't think it's much bigger than that. Not even even.

I don't think this is about it. This little scrotum is just two balls hanging at the bottom of the penis. Where's the straw?

Not much else. Really? No wonder Melania had to plagiarize. She has to plagiarize her orgasms, I'm sure.

Get him from somebody else. If you can also insult him on Twitter with small penis emulation jokes, that will also help me with my candidacy.

Nothing against you guys who happen to have small penises, because we love you, right? Oh, absolutely. It's not the small penis.

It's the way that the man reacts to having a small penis. And it's the way you use it. Yeah.

Yeah. The way you use it. It doesn't matter how big it is or small. That's what they told me.

But if you let it traumatize you and let it make you aggressive and let it make you violent and let it make you anti-woman

and let it make you like full of crap, then you should be punished. You've got to be taken down a peg. Yeah.

Yeah. For sure. For sure. Pegs, pegs, pegs.

All right. So we're here on the eve of 9-11 with Mistress Tara Indiana running for president. I mean, you look like you've been out,

you know, doing chores, like presidents like to do. Yeah. I was up on the ranch clearing the brush. That's exactly.

Clearing the brush. Yeah. I actually did do that. There are pictures of me clearing the brush.

Did you see them? No. No, but I'll have to look at the pictures. Yes.

That's very folksy. That's something that George Dobby would have done. Look, I'll have a beer. You're ready to go to the pipeline program.

I want to be the dominatrix president that you feel like you can have a beer with. Yeah. Really?

That's good. Every man's dominatrix. Yeah. Are you into forced intoxication?

Forced intoxication. Yeah. Maybe you want them to have more than one beer. Possibly.

A lot more than one beer. That's dominatrix. Yeah, you should waterboard them more. Forced intoxication.

With beer. Now speaking of waterboarding. Okay. I think we have some waterboarding.

It's the Bonoboville style. And it just so happens that Agua matches my outfit. And we are preaching peace through pleasure as the answer to terror.

So we're going to have some waterboarding because that's our answer to the terror, right? Wasn't that George Bush's answer? Right.

I think we're still doing that to some... Oh, yeah. We're doing all kinds of things there. It's not that it gets unofficially now.

No, we're there. Were we ever doing it officially? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Did Cheney came on on television and said, yeah, we think this is a good terrorist... What do they call it? Enhanced interrogation is what they call it.

Enhanced interrogation. Right. Enhanced interrogation. I'm going to institute a more...

Make sure her mic is working. Yeah. Turn over her mic a little bit, please. Tuck, tuck.

Turn it up. Tuck, tuck, tuck. Hello. Testing.

Am I here? Better? Up, up, up. Good?

Yes. Up, up, up. Now good? Good.

Down a little bit. So I'm going to institute a sexier enhanced interrogation program. And it's going to be done by Dominatrix's wearing sexy latex cat suits. And we're going to tie them up and do very heavy teasing and denial.

Nice. Why are you rewarding now? Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Teasing and denial. Yes. Why are you rewarding now? Because that will make them talk.

No, no, no. They talk to everyone. Wait. I have to say.

Sometimes you have to enhance your interrogation with a little pleasure. And teasing is a little pleasure. Not a lot. But you know, all this pain, pain, pain, kill, kill, kill.

It's not really working, is it? No, no. It ain't working. It's a mess.

The fucking world is one big disaster. And there's a huge right wing conspiracy from Putin to Turkey to Mr. Trump. Because these religious people are going to take away your rights. They're going to elect the next, they're going to put the next Supreme Court judges in there.

If Trump or these people get in there and they get a hold of my Supreme Court, because it's my Supreme Court that defends me, if they get a hold of that, we as a nation, as a people, will be set back generations. Tell it, brother Max.

All right, Max is testifying. No, no, this is serious shit. Yeah. I mean, this is a guy, Trump, this guy.

You've got to have balls to testify. You know, this guy says that Saddam was great. He knew how to take care of terrorists. Testicles, that is.

So, you know, this guy's a maniac. The right wing, they're all maniacs, okay? And they're not going to get a hold of my Supreme Court. Yeah.

Woo! Brothers and sisters. Amen and amen. All right.

So, back to waterboarding. But no bow style. So, you're our featured guest tonight in your jeans. Yes, I am.

Would you like a drink? Sure. Okay. And so, who would you like of our lovely contestants to take it off of?

Oh. That's hard to choose. Right. Well, I know her the best.

So, I'm going to stay with who I came in with. Aw, she's so excited. Jackie is usually doing cinematography here on Bonoboville TV. But tonight, actually, Gigi is behind the camera, it looks like.

So, look at that. And she's doing a good job, too. No, that was going to happen. But okay, so come forward, Miss Jackie.

You have been punished and now you will be pleasured or something. Or you're providing pleasure. You're going to be the altar. So, you should walk around a bit.

I have done this before. So, what about her? Where would you like me? I think she's probably open to any part.

So, the chest. Okay, drop your outfit there. And there we go. Look at those perky titties.

Wow, very perky. I like the pencil eraser nipples. Yeah. And they're kind of pierced.

They're definitely pierced with a little barbell. This is Jackie. I did. You did what?

I already made her bleed from her dumbbells. You made her bleed. She was whipping on my tits. I'm not into the blood thing.

I'm not into the blood sports. Okay, stop. Well, I'm glad that they healed. So, here we go.

So, you know, get hers, maybe over here or over here. Maybe here, maybe in between us. Okay. So that I can sprinkle.

The holy salt of Bonoboville communion and then the waterboarding. Oh, I would like to request that my beautiful bartender, Shannon,

come forward to pour the waterboarding agua. Here she is. Actually, we still have some here. Whoops.

So, here we go. Here, take this one. There you go. And the drink.

Look at that. Look at her little white boots. Sort of off-white to match her outfit. Yes.

Looking good. Oh, we need... Ah, that's good. It's all done like Donald Trump's campaign.

Yeah. It's all done like Donald Trump's campaign. Pretty much. Yeah.

Okay, Shannon, turn around for the camera and show your outfit. Look at this, brothers and sisters. Wow.

White on white and more white. Mmm. And look at that pot. Posterior.

Woo! Okay. So, you can lick the altar. No.

You lick first. We must take our communion properly. And then we sprinkle the salt and see the first licking allows it to be sticky.

And now the second licking. The second licking is where you ingest the body of the goddess. And now the waterboarding. So, you can lean back against the titties.

Yes, lean back. Mmm. Here she goes. Ah.

And some might have a beer with the president. I am waterboarding the president. She got it all. Woo-hoo!

That's what he said. Kiss. That's my kind of president. There she is.

Mr. Tara Indiana has, you know, if a president's going... Could we get a damp towel for Mr. Tara Indiana? Damp towel, please. Perhaps our lovely bartenderess can bring us a towel.

What do you need? She needs to mop up. Oh, mop up. That's not the beautiful bartender.

Oh, it is. Or after a few drinks, maybe. You know, you're cute. Yeah.

All right. That's right. You don't want to dribble. No, true.

Trump does enough drooling for everyone. Exactly. He's a drooling baby. Okay.

So, now, would you, uh, lovely lady and lovely... Are you a gent tonight, I guess? Uh, like to do Bonoboville communion? I would love to see you do Bonoboville communion.

Yeah, I guess I will. Don't be so enthusiastic. I'm sorry. I've kind of got a cold, so I'm kind of...

Oh. So, I'm kind of avoiding, like, hyper-interaction or anything like that. I see. Most alcohol pretty much.

Okay. So, maybe you shouldn't even be here. Isn't alcohol good for cold? Yeah.

I've heard that, yeah. Are you going to give us all colds now? It's mild. You only have a convenient cold that isn't going to give us colds,

but is enough to make you just sound ornery. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Fine.

Yay! Woohoo! Hey, Sarah, doesn't that sound like a great attitude for a waterboarding partner?

Look, I'm so excited. I'm absolutely excited. All right. So, who's going to do it first?

All righty then. I'm actually afraid of choking on Bonoboville Communion, because he's just sort of like port right down there. I don't have the prettiest cough in the world, so, you know...

Just open your throat. That's what he said. Right, right. Well, if you drool, we'll wipe you up.

I like that idea. Okay. All right. Okay, so who's going to go off of whom?

Oh, well, that's the case. I'd rather be the altar. You're going to be the altar. I'd rather be the altar.

All right. So, here she is. Sarah Bella is dropping her corset to reveal her perky titties.

We have some perky titties tonight. We do. Well, they're young, you know. They're young.

How old are those titties? Oh, seven or eight years old. Seven or eight years old? Maybe nine.

No wonder they look so perky. Right, right, right, right. No spring chicken. Don't tip forward.

And Shannon. Oh, Jay is being quite aggressive for someone who sounded like he didn't want to do it. He's really kind of getting into it.

Oh, and you're playing with his pigtails. Yeah, he looks like a hungry sucker. Definitely. Just take a microphone, please.

I'm in shock. He's not normally this, I'm not sure if titties very nipples hard. Yeah, well, good job.

Good job. And sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. Wow, he is eager. Sprinkle, sprinkle.

He's so cute. And now we have the waterboarding section of our anti-terrorist program. So are you ready?

You can lean back. And now, Jay, actually, I think it's a good idea to keep those on so that you don't get thick in your eye.

Tilt your head way back. And way back. Open that throat. Such a good little terrorist.

Taking his torture. Yes, you will talk. You will testify. Wait a second.

Yep, okay, more. Let me take off my juxtapose finger flogger so that I can, yes. And he drinks it all down.

Let's hear it for Jay Turico and our altar girl, Sarah Bella. Wow. Yes, Sarah Bella.

It was a very good altar girl. Yeah, lots of fun. I'll have to do that again, then. Oh, yeah.

You had a lot of fun. Yeah, that was. That was your first time as an altar girl. That was fun.

Yeah, and Jay did a really good job, even though he sounded a little reluctant. That's what guys sometimes do. Anyone does that.

Sometimes, you know, you never know who's going to be the best lover. Sometimes the reluctant ones turn out to be good. It's a little bit of that tease, please.

Jay's a tease. Oh, yeah. A quiet one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Except he does put out. I got the proof. Yeah.

He still has salt on me. He didn't do it all. Get it all. Yeah, get it all.

Get it all. Lick it up. Yeah, lick it up. I heard someone laughing back there.

Now, do you have more feeling in your titties over the past six or seven years? Um, yeah, but I'm ticklish. Let's talk about trans titties.

What's the difference between now and then? That you're talking about. In feeling, obviously we can see the difference. My breasts have always been very sensitive.

Okay. But now I would say they're more sensitive than ever. Well, okay, then they got more sensitive. You know, plus one.

Okay. Yeah. Well, you do have piercings too. So that does kind of make it.

It doesn't hurt. Shall I twist them again? I had my nipples pierced before and the guy botched them. So I had to get them pulled out.

Oh. And yeah, like if I had played with them, it would have ripped my nipple. Like that's how bad he did it.

Both of them. I hope you didn't have to pay for that. I did. It was 20 bucks a piece.

Or the lawyer. We didn't have to pay for the lawyer. Always go to a reputable place to get things like that done. Always go to a reputable place.

That's right. And if you... Same thing for tattoos. Same for tattoos.

Same thing for psychic surgery. And a reputable place for you to go, if you need to get your brain fixed, is the Dr. Susan Block Institute,

where we will... Oh yeah. You know, just kind of help you with whatever ails you. Yeah.

If you need to talk about any aspect of sex, love, or life politics, you can call us at 213-291-9497. And actually, if you want to call in tonight,

you can call us at the other number, 310-568-0066. I see that the wolf is in the house. Woo!

Yeah? Did I say the wolf? So, you know, we've got a lot to come back to. It's kind of a, you know, a chilling show,

an easy-going show. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, we're glad to be here.

It's the eve of 9-11, if you're tuned in live, and we are going on the path of peace, brothers and sisters, to come back.

And if you have backpacks, we're going to check them. Yeah, right. If you've got any backpacks, we're checking them. Cox, not Glocks.

We're into that movement. That's the movement down in Texas, where the students are carrying dildos in their backpacks.

Another example of dildos saving democracy. Exactly. I really believe that. Yeah, they're walking all over the university

with dildos out of their backpacks. Absolutely. Dildos in your backpack. Cox, not Glocks.

We're all for it. All right, brothers and sisters, we got to take a break and give it up to our corporate overlords,

which are really ourselves. Ourselves. But at the same time, we want you to stay tuned.

You know, you could go to the potty if you want, but don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back.

We love you. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book

called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us,

almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much,

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And improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Master Nightingale.

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That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block.

Thank you. Oh, man. Oh, man, Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

Let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Come on. Okay, we're going to go.

We're going to go. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate. Testify.

And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off.

I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

Come on. Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh, my God. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Oh.

No matter, fall over. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to radio Suzy One by World Wide Web.

And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Test it. Hey, hey, hey. We are back in Bonoboville, brothers and sisters.

And I'm a little sleepy. I went to a big Emmy's party last night. It didn't be max. We had some fun with Best Actor Award-winning driver,

Luzer Torsky. Right, right. And we saw Sherry, our HBO producer, and a whole bunch of other people.

And we ate a lot of stuff. And these parties are good for that. These parties are good for that. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah, free drinks and good stuff to eat. And we met a bunch of nominees. Right.

Right. And you were a big star there. The service boys knew you. Yeah, right.

The service boys were all shouting me out. That's so cool. It's cute. Yeah, that's very cute.

Right. Not the people that award people, though. No. They weren't shouting me out.

No. They were whispering about me. Right. Because they were award people.

They didn't want to talk about you. No, they didn't want to. That one in the hat. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't give her an award. I was watching your show when I was a little boy. Yeah, I know you were.

And now, I'm a naughty boy. That's you. Wow. That's our children.

Really, I love all these people. I love them. They're all our children. They are.

Yes. I was like a cigarette company. We got them when they were young. And now they're here.

But we're better for you than cigarettes, Matt. Oh, yeah, of course. I would hope. I'm just saying that the business strategy was good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to infiltrate those minds and be sex positive

and preach peace through pleasure and the Bonobo way. And I think that even though we're experiencing a major backlash, we are essentially moving in that female-empowering, sex-positive direction all over the world.

Yes, indeed. That's right. It's happening. Amen and amen.

Amen and amen. And it would be good to have somebody with labia in the White House. Yeah.

I would prefer a Dominate. As long as they don't have any Psalms in there. So I also want to shout out Gonzo Bonobo. Oh, yeah.

Gonzo. Because he is setting up his own business. He supposedly is going to be coming back to Bonoboville on Saturday nights because there's nothing better

than Bonoboville on Saturday nights. So we're not going to miss him too much. But he is going to be setting up his own business. So get your t-shirts done.

Oh, and that's another reason I'm wearing green is because I wore this last night at the Emmys Party. Gonzo design here. Yes, indeed.

Gonzo shirt. Peace through pleasure. It's the Bonobo way. Yes.

In any color, in any style, and you can, you know, get anything you want printed. Even your pro-Trump t-shirts, I guess. Very cool.

Because he would never use a huge inside. You do a t-shirt business? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, he's starting up a t-shirt business.

Like, t-shirts, wraps around the car, things like that, right? Design, all kinds of designs that you put on mugs and, you know, caps and hats and things. So, you know, yeah, you might want something

for your campaign. Absolutely. You know, campaigns need caps and hats and shirts and stuff. We do.

Yeah. All right. So, Gonzo Bonobo. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to miss you, but we'll see you all the time anyway. Maybe he'll take a Bonoboville communion if Shannon would give it to him. Right?

He wouldn't refuse that. I don't know if she'd give it to him. For years of service, let's see, how many years? I like, at least, he's been with us, I think,

at least three years right now. Yeah? No, more than three. Good.

Four years? Four years. Yeah, four years. So, we love you, Gonzo.

And, yes, the Bonoboville communion in your future. Come back to Bonoboville. Come back to Bonoboville. I understand there is a lovely lady

who would like to come forward. Is that true? Rachel? Yeah?

Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah? Woo!

Look at Rachel. Rachel is new to Bonoboville. Wow. And she is looking lovely tonight.

She's here with a Bonobovillian of many years. That is one adorable skirt. Noree Carter. I totally agree.

I want that skirt. You too. So, where's a microphone? I need a microphone.

No. I don't want to give you her microphone. Okay. Well, you should have a microphone too.

But, oh, yeah. You two can share because you got so close doing Bonoboville communion. I think Jay and Sarah should share a microphone.

It's a communal communion. Getting very close. Definitely. You go, Gigi.

How are you doing, Rachel? Good. Good. Turn up her microphone.

So, turn up Rachel's mic. So, this is your first time in Bonoboville, right? Yeah. And so, what's your first impression?

It's hot. It's very distracting to watch this. Distracting. What are you being distracted from?

What are you trying to? Oh, you're trying to have a conversation. Sort of. Well, I'm glad that you're distracted from.

You shouldn't be having a conversation. You should be having a conversation. Mike. Dr. City.

Mike. We lost our Mike. We lost our Mike. Test, test, test.

No, I can't hear you. Play with the mic again. Susan. Let me go see what's going on.

Talk, talk? No. It might have dead batteries. No, I see a green light.

It matches their outfit. Abe's coming out. Come here. Come here.

Yeah, in a little while. Just keep rubbing. What's happening? Yeah, this is...

I don't know if anybody touched that mic. We're working on it. We have tech on this. Oh, there.

Tech is here. Tech is here. We're going to... It's a...

Go in. There he is. The unseen one. How did I get so lucky?

Okay, get this all on camera though, because this is very important for other filmmakers. Oh!

Test, test, test. Test me. Test me. You're back, you're back.

Bring your mic down though. Dr. Suzy, bring it down a little bit. We just needed to touch. I'm in a fabulous position right now.

I know you're all jealous. Oops. Okay. So, now...

Do I really have to get up? Bring your mic up. Oh, good. You're good.

All right, my head rest fell off. So... Technical difficulty. This is a technical difficulty.

So, I was talking to Miss Rachel over there. The new girl in town. The virgin to Bonoboville. So, Rachel, so we're distracting you

from your conversation. What kind of conversation were you trying to have? Just bullshit. Okay, so I don't feel bad.

Oh, bullshit. Okay, that's good. So, it was a good talk. Do you think that you'd like to partake in some

Bonoboville communion? Yes. Yes. All right.

Very good. So, would you like to do that with the fellow what brought you? Or somebody else?

Up to you. Will he? Will he? That is the question of the night.

Nori. Will he? Get up here. Do this.

Is this your first date or like your third date or like your twelfth date? Where are we here? I think it might be the 10th.

The 10th. Okay, cool. So, you've done stuff like you've done a little bit of body. Yeah, it's almost 9-11.

Connections. Okay. Now, I want you to know that we tend to favor nipples, but you don't have to do nipples.

You could do other body parts. You favor nipples. I told him when I came up here, it was like I really just want my nipples licked.

Free the nipple. Okay, okay. Free the nipple. So, I guess we have the bartenderess here.

Okay, here's this. And you can pour the goodies. Look at those boots that you have on there. Bartenderess.

I'm stoned, actually. Bartenderess. She has got some beautiful booties there. Look at that.

And she's also got a beautiful bootie. She's got a nice bootie. Okay, so step up here. Actually, look at this sartorial gent.

This is Mr. Norrie Carter, and he's wearing amazing shoes. First of all, look at those shoes. What are those called?

They used to wear those in the 50s, I remember. Blue suede, no, those white suede shoes. Here, you move over a little bit. Yeah, the gangsters.

Saddle shoes, right? That's what those are. Saddle shoes. And nice tie.

You know, he's got that political red tie going on here. Probably not on the R side. Talking to the microphone. Not on the red side.

Okay, so your lady here, your lady friend, Rachel, would like to take Bonoboville Communion from a nipple, your nipple. As an altar.

Or, oh, I'm the altar. Or I don't know, maybe she wants to be the altar. What did you prefer? I want to be licked.

Okay, okay, so you are the taker of the Communion, and you will be the altar. This is really nice. Oh, you sat on it, and that's what's going on.

I thought that was just you. Hey, pass that thing over here, right? Does it feel good? No, it was amazing.

I was just like, what is this happening here? I didn't want to stop you. What did you sit on? It was just all of a sudden.

What did you sit on? I sat on the Hitachi. And you can buy this at the Dr. Susan Block store. Right, okay.

And by the way, Betty Dodson, who introduced me to my first orgasm, has a new book out. Yes, Sex by Design.

Go get it. I just reviewed it. It's really good. So, all right, so we're ready for our close-up.

You know what this means? It means that you have to undo your vest. Oh, yes. And possibly your shirt.

Yes. This could all lead to a new career. That's exciting. You could become a male model.

Whoa, can we just have some applause just for that? Whoa, I didn't see that. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Right? Such beauties. Yep.

Even the bartenderess is impressed. I'm impressed. She's very impressed. Okay.

So now present yourself as an altar, though. Yes. Stand up. Not stand up.

No, you can just sit straight. Wow, beautiful. Shoulders back. Quite nice.

So nice. Nori, good taste. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome.

Makes your butt sweat. You know what I'm talking about? My butt's not sweating, but I like it, yeah. Okay.

And he is licking the altar of Bonoboville Communion. Yes. You are an altar girl. And now I put the salt on these lovely nipples of Rachel, the beautiful Rachel.

Rachel is the revelation tonight. We didn't know Rachel. Not that you're all not beautiful. You are.

But we didn't know you, Rachel. She needs a mulligan. All right. I want to try that again.

Here we go. Nori Carter is going to do his job. And he's licking very well, I think. How's he doing?

Is it what you wanted, the kind of licking and sucking that you want? I mean, is he really good? Thank you very much. Yeah, good.

It's all good. Because he was trained in the military. He was. He was.

He's trying to extract information out of me. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's an enhanced interrogator.

That's what I would call this. Definitely enhanced interrogation. So talk. Yeah.

That's right. That's what we wanted to hear. We wanted her to let the cat out of the bag. And she did.

Okay. So now you need to lean back against her altar. Maybe you could open up your legs here. Is that okay?

What are we doing now? The waterboarding? Oh, yeah. Yes.

This is the exciting waterboarding. This is the part that I know. You better put it. You did to all these people.

Yeah. Actually, no, I was on the receiving side and the seer training. Oh, in the training. Okay.

Dr. Suzy, he has a tie on and he's very elegant and it could spill over. What? Do you want to give him a bib? Well, during the...

You have a bib or something that we might want to put there. Oh, no. It's fine. It's fine.

It's organic and organic. And you can take it to the cleaners. Okay. So lean back.

Yeah. That's it. I don't want him building this. Oh, yes.

This is so romantic. And hold your hand over his eyes so I don't get... Not over his mouth. I need my mouth.

Okay. He needs the mouth. Okay. And here we go.

Hmm. You will talk. This is enhanced interrogation of the US fly boy. And that's right.

Here he goes. Agua Bonoboville. Waterboarding. All right.

Woo-hoo. Okay. Now tell us the truth. Who is with you?

I don't even know anymore and I don't care. All right. That's actually probably not a great interrogation method now that I think about it. Well, neither is waterboarding.

Let me just say neither is regular waterboarding a great interrogation method. I think the odds that it gets the truth out of people is very small. It just makes people talk and say crazy things. Get you what you want to hear.

Yeah, yeah. I'm Italian. I would do that immediately. What do you want to hear?

I'll tell you. Put that over there. Thank you. And this over there, the last time we spilled the salt on the bed.

Okay. Well, so he did a good job with the nipple sucking. Oh, yeah. Wow.

This is like some real connection here. Let's find out about this. Yeah. Go ahead.

So, okay. Max is excited to see new love. No, no. But could be love.

So tell us about yourself. Who are you besides that? I know there's other things. I'm a graphic designer.

Yes. Graphic designer. We love graphic designers. Right.

Okay. Happens we're losing one. So, you know, we could use some graphic design. Yeah.

So what do you design? I work for health and beauty and nonprofits. I have my own business and I work from home in my pajamas. In your pajamas.

Yes. But they're work pajamas. Right. I have separate sleeping pajamas just to be clear.

Work pajamas. I think you should work like this and do it on webcam and you'll get a lot of business. That's a very good idea. Yeah, absolutely.

Make some double money. Yes. Just watch me while I work. Yes.

How did you two meet? Randomly through, was it Tinder? I think, yeah. Is Tinder considered random now?

I thought that was purposeful. When you go on Tinder you're looking. Like I'm a random Tinder goer. Really?

So it's kind of like, oh, you know, I'll just look and see what's out there and I don't really care. Interesting. What are you looking for?

Corn? Corn? Or oil prices. I asked him out.

So maybe that's what he's referring to. Good for you, girlfriend. That's very bonobo. Cool.

She asked him out. What do you think about that, Madam, maybe president? Absolutely. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you think? The girl asking the boy out, I think is a good thing. Yeah, yeah.

The boys think that's every girl's responsibility. It's a good deal. Yeah. I mean it could go either way but there's not enough girls asking boys out.

There should be more. Right. There should be. And I wish I was making less than women and then they would pay for everything.

It would be great. Because, you know, ladies' choice. I think that's very cool. Bonobos are that way.

The bonobo ladies choose the males or females that they want to have sex with. Unlike common chimps where when the female goes into heat the boys just basically gang rape her. And the other girls just leave.

And if there's an attempt at gang rape or any kind of rape in Bonoboville, among the Bonobos, as Natalie Angier's article in New York Times says, then, of course, the other ladies who are all friends of the lady that might be being attacked gang up on the male and don't allow that.

So therefore the males are very reluctant to rape. And the females get to choose their partners. So you're very Bonobo. Yeah.

I'm very against rape. Well, I mean, I think we all kind of are. It depends on what kind of rape. Well, yeah.

Okay. Consensual rape. Consensual rape. Thank you very much.

I'm sure that actually our future president here, Madam Tara Indiana, has experienced consensual rape. She has been the consensual rapist of many a male. Mostly male.

Yes, I've raped a lot of males. Yeah. What's your favorite method for consensual rape of males? I actually like fisting.

I mean, I like strap on. I've got like really, I don't know if you can see, but I've got really small hands and wrists. Yes, you do.

And so I can sort of sneak people like they don't know that they're going to get fisted. And then I'll start counting off my fingers inside. That's awesome.

But you know what? It's funny because Trump also has very small hands. Yes. I know.

I know. Just thinking about that is kind of horrifying. But it is a total boner killer. Just the unsexiest thing.

Yeah. What did he say? He was like, I have long fingers and that's well documented. He actually couldn't say that.

He just said he has nice fingers or something like that. They're very elegant or I don't know. I'm remembering there was some quote that he said to, I think it was Vanity Fair about him having long fingers

and that being well documented. That's what I remember. He would send the editor of Vanity Fair notes in gold that would say look at the fingers pointing to pictures

of his fingers and saying nice fingers, right? Long fingers maybe a couple times. He thinks he doth protest too much. But he doesn't show the goods, right?

And the fingers show themselves. And anyway. So yeah. Well, Mr. Stara for president.

Thank you. We could take her fist maybe. You should fist the defense industry is what you should do. No, they would like it too much, I think.

Yeah. There's a don't ask, don't tell policy. That's like that anal food rape that they were doing for enhanced interrogation.

That's a thing. Yeah. Oh, it's a total thing. Oh my God.

They force feed, especially the people that are doing hunger strikes. Now, by the way, shout out to Bradley Manning, who isn't Bradley anymore. He's Chelsea.

She is, I'm so sorry, but I have my trans assistants here. Chelsea Manning is incarcerated right now for leaking, not cum, but information to WikiLeaks. Okay.

And opening up the world's eyes to some of the horrors that are going on that are perpetrated by the war machine. And now Chelsea is incarcerated maybe forever. And she has transitioned or is transitioning

and is not being given her medication, not being given what she needs, and is in total solitary. And she is doing a hunger strike.

And, well, we just support her. I'm not sure, I don't want her to starve to death, but I certainly hope that they don't victimize her with anal food rape, but they probably will.

That's true. And that's when they force feed you up your ass, obviously. Anyway, but, hey, you know, that's the thing about sex is on one side of the coin

is pleasure on the other side is disgusting stuff. And a lot of what makes us go, ooh, also, you know, kind of, maybe some of you are going to fantasize about this later.

And it'll be something. We have five minutes left. Good for you. I think it's context, really, I think.

I have five minutes. Wow. Oh, my God. And this was the show that we didn't know

what we were going to do. It's done. It's almost done. It has been done.

So I'm going to go around the room and starting with you, Sarah, Bella. You got to be an altar for the first time. And hopefully not the last time.

No. Yeah. It was very good. You did your altar thing.

He's definitely here. Yeah, yeah. Do we get to plug stuff? Well, we were talking about anal food rape.

So that's a kind of plug. I don't want to plug anal food. Okay, no, no, no. There's not any of my sites.

Okay, so. No, I'm eating broccoli chip cookies. Don't talk about that. Plug away.

Plug. Belladashtriplex.com and sarabellamedia.com. And I am a photographer and associate producer here with the lovely Dr. Susan Block.

Yay. Yay. And today you produced yourself. I did.

I did. I'm here. I'm here. Jay.

I'm proof. And his cold. Yeah. Jay.

Jay is our autophilatrix. Maybe, maybe Jay. That's apparently now a term. It's totally a term.

And apparently, apparently I've learned. Well, apparently now it's a thing that I can also suck my own nipple. I didn't know anybody else couldn't do that.

Oh, that's such a not a big deal. Well, but I mean, I don't have any nipple though. I barely do. And I, you, anybody can suck their own nipple.

I mean, we're not impressed. We are impressed. We're not impressed. You're sucking your own dick.

Shannon was impressed. I think we should see this. Nipples sucking. Okay.

Suck your nipple. Let's see. Let's see. How you doing back there?

Good. There you go. Sucking your own nipple. Okay.

So warm yourself up. We're going to go around the room. You're going to suck your own dick as a climax to the show.

Please. Okay. Come on. Get ready.

Get ready. Do it, Jay. Come on. Jay.

Okay. Fine. Okay. Fine.

Yay. Yay. Okay. So as Jay is getting ready.

I'm digging. I'm digging this crazy outfit. Wow. Look at this.

Jay is going to suck. And he looks like a boy tonight. Sometimes he dresses in a dress. I kind of like the boy.

I do too. I like all of Jay's looks. I have to say Jay is a fashion plate. And now Jay has a dick hanging out of a cat suit.

It's great. And Jay definitely has some balls. Give him a little bit. Yeah.

For sure. Okay. With pigtails. Long, beautiful pigtails.

Yes. Help him out here. Missy. He sucked your titties.

Just play a little bit here. Not just holding. Yeah. Yeah.

Hold him a little. Yeah. Is that allowed? You do what you want.

Oh yeah. Oh. And I want to just give a shout out to the uncut penis owners that are out there because I think it's a good thing.

I think that, you know, if you're circumcised, hey, you're cool. But let me just say that if you're uncircumcised, that's the natural way. Circumcised, you're missing out on some nerve endings.

Exactly. Some nerve endings. Right. It's barbaric.

And I'm Jewish. Right. Right. No.

I know. I'm a Lonsman. But I do believe it is barbaric. It's a form of child abuse.

But, you know, I think it should be done when you're an adult, just like piercing and tattooing. So Jay has a beautiful uncut cock and he is now sucking it himself.

Are you impressed, Madam President? I am. Yes, I am. Yes.

Yes. Talent. You need talent in your future cabinet. I do.

Yeah. And there you have it. Where's that Tales of the Chief song when you need it? Oh, yes.

See, we have our tower intact. And not only is it not knocked down by terrorists, but Jay is sucking it. Do it again.

Do it, Jay. Come on. Yeah. Oh, yes.

Suck it. Woo. Yeah. Now, don't try this at home.

Might break your back. Okay. This is back-breaking work. Sucking your own nipple is easy.

But sucking your own cock, wow. That's pretty amazing. Real talent. That is real talent.

That is a real talent. Let me ask you as a man, have you tried that? I've tried, but never succeeded. No.

Otherwise, I wouldn't try that, too. I would be doing something else. It didn't work. I don't know what that would be, but...

I think every boy tries it in a way. Yep. Yeah. But Jay can do it.

That's pretty cool. Okay. So where do we find you for graphic design? I don't think so.

No, no. Oh, we're not going to tell you where we find you. Okay. Well, Rachel.

Sister Rachel. And where do we find Jay? Let's hear it for Jay. Yeah.

There you go. Jay Turrico is at Jay Turrico on Twitter, as well as some masculine name on Facebook, something like Jason Kroon or whatever. Jason Kroon is my actual, like, real name.

But I tried to use Turrico. I've tried to use a bunch of other names, but I got in trouble for those. I am on Instagram as Jay Turrico. Not J-A-Y, but Jay Turco.

T-O-R-I-K-O. I am on numerous other websites under the same name as well. E-Core. Yeah.

Come on forward. E-Core, come here. E-Core. E-Core is going to, after you do all of that, he's going to close for us.

Just come forward. E-Core should just get himself ready, but I want to have our... What I like about E-Core is he wears green every week. Yeah.

Well, you know how. Right. Thank you. Get this man up.

Here you go. You know why he's wearing green. But I think he's just generally wearing too many clothes. Green crosses.

Can we please get some clothes off? Yeah. Can Shannon, can you help him? I'm sure he would not refuse.

Shannon. Shannon's helping. Would you refuse Shannon's clothes? That's right.

There we go. And Madam President. Yes. Can you tell us where we find you?

Yeah. Mr. is tariffforpresident.com, tariffforpresident on Twitter, tarantiana.com, and then there's my Indiegogo fundraiser, which is Dildos for Democracy. Woo!

Yeah. Dildos for Democracy. Okay. Look at how many layers E.Core wears.

That should defend himself against the police. It's like armor. The man had four T-shirts on. And we saw your Facebook Live.

Did you get anybody to go with you to Vegas? No. I just went out there. I went out there.

It was a beautiful ride. Me and my little doggy. It was. Now I gotta watch you.

I gotta watch you every day now. Fucking Facebook. I'm live. Okay.

What's your name? Facebook Live. Put the offer out there. Okay.

That's cool. How's everybody doing tonight? Great. We're doing good.

Woo! Woo! I love the diversity always. And Dr. Susan Block's building.

But Nobleville. We need some volume on that, please. They're able. I know y'all in the back.

Hey, here, out here. See, I can't hear. Can we get some of that volume? Can you tell them to get some?

There we go. Yeah. It's all about diversity, y'all. All these different races in here.

This is like, it's a beautiful thing. And I'm here for the world. I understand that. Because we only got one go round.

And we got one. So check it out. A walk in candy popping. A walk in the grimy and greasy.

Real easy, believe me. That's nothing. Been on the blocks, trapping the spots. Evading the cops till I got pop.

Now handcuffs on my wrist. Sit down them in the thinking body. While I'm in there thinking like a shit. To finish earth needs me.

I'm handcuffed. And I won't stop. Giving up props. Throwing up peace.

And showing my love and gnarly above. That's what I'm all about. Now let Wolf shout. I love y'all.

Now let it trickle down. Let it fall. Like the season. Good people don't need reason to be nice.

That's what I'm sold to. It's cold as ice. And I don't think twice I got your six. And take six small steps to have your 12.

Mama, daddy, elders raise me well with integrity. Which led to my humanity. It's going to take the man and me. Do confidence and sanity.

Two pot. Throw them ones up, y'all. Because we are one. One.

We are one. Yes. Together. Uh huh.

In a twine. Yeah. Together. Storm as weather.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

Together. Yo. I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning.

But you keep striking. Keep fighting. Sticking and moving. Showing and proving that just with a little peace.

Life can go a long way. So Wolf is here to help pave the way with more peace. We already got war in our own streets. From here to the Middle East.

And the brawl with them down. For the cause of big have my cause of humanity. It's going to take the man and me. Two confidence and sanity.

Two pot. Rest in peace. Rep the belly of the beast. Would it be Troy's state of mind?

Elzai. I ain't shocked. Because I got love to spread. If love is my butter.

Then urges my bread. Let's eat in peace. Like kings and queens. We feast and sing.

Can't we all just get along? RIP. Rodney King, Doc Martin Luther. I'm still pushing your dream.

Because we are one. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. You and I and I together. Yes. And it's wine.

With my beautiful ladies together. Yeah. We storm the weather. Uh-huh.

We are one. We are one. We are one. Yo.

Yo. I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the GoD. Until then I'm going in swimming.

P.O.F. If I'm the guy, swim by to say hi And then left water bubbles, the world is in trouble Partend to give them a double glass of integrity Mix with a shot of humanity, the ultimate boiler

Make an ultimny for the sake of man, kind We need it in a twine, racial shine Elevate our minds like we didn't hit the finest vines A kush, lungs pushed, low to the world

Reach to a man, want me to touch a boy, touch a girl But with no sand dust, you trust me You don't want to stay peeing big up to Penn State Don't let one man's hate steal your school's fate

I think that school's great, so go kids Educate, graduate, demonstrate that we are what One, one, one, one Throw the ones up, ones up

On the Bonobo Veal, Dr. Block Show Yes, together, uh-huh Everybody in the building is sexy tonight Bonobo Veal is all about being sexy

Cause we are one, in a twine No matter what your lifestyle is In here, it's all one way baby Bonobo Veal, you call the wolf

Shout out to y'all, God bless, good night God and goddess, bless you Yeah, uh-huh You're welcome, thank you

I'll ride with you to Vegas next time Okay, hey baby, yeah baby All right, so I guess we've shouted everybody out And where do we find Ms. Shannon Coronado?

You can find me here at the Dr. Susan Block Show Here at the bar All right, that's what I like to hear Behind the bar, I'm ready to serve

Who's saying? She's also an extraordinary Selfie artist, amazing Among her many talents

Yes, indeed And so Max, we're about to go? Yeah, we're about to go I want to tell you

That life is all about revolution And evolution And then when we get up Morning, we cannot allow

Certain people to take over Our supreme court These are serious motherfuckers With a lot of money

And they're after your health Your wealth And anything they have That they can squeeze

Out of you And they need to be defeated And they need to be defeated Big time

Believe it Yeah, or we have lost We have lost 50, 60, 70 Years of work

To get our rights On the constitution of this country Amen, amen, women Hallelujah

And dumb Trump, whatever we do You know, right It's about the supreme court justices That's what we need to focus on

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We're a secret cell Believe it And we're about revolution and evolution And things have to change

And we're just doing it in a sexy way Yeah Well, because you gotta do it in a sexy way Because, you know what?

The only thing stronger than our lust For violence is our lust for Each other Pleasure

For love Yeah You know, for sex And the bedobos show us

That that is the strongest And that the sharing of sex And love and food And resources

Is what it's all about That's what keeps the peace And that's what gives you power And yes, female empowerment brothers and sisters

Hallelujah So, make like bonobos On the eve of 9-11 And beyond brothers and sisters

Let's not let our trauma Our PTSD From having dick one and dick two Castrated before our eyes

In a fiery furnace Let us not let us Let us not make it Become, make it, make us

Into terrorists ourselves Yeah Let's be bigger than that Let's rise above

And practice peace through pleasure So make like bonobos, not baboons Make love, not war Make love to someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is you That part I love you I love you

Woo! Yeah! That part right there Okay, party time

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