Masturbation de Mayo 2014

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, sex spurts and sex pots, masturbators and fornicators, wankers and spankers. My fellow Mexican-Americans, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, but yeah, despite the fact that most of

us are masturbating a lot of the time, still we manage to do it together sometimes and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? Yes, we always like when the women do it, don't we?

And it is the merry masturbation month of May, thanks to a few hot women. My mentor, Dr. Betty Dodson, the grandmother of masturbation, and the ladies of Good Vibrations. And oh yes, well it's also almost Cinco de Mayo, just like the cusp. And that's why I'm all decked out like some sort of stereotype of a Mexican.

And that's how we do it here, the Dr. Suzy show. I do it to myself. You know, my own heritage, Jewish. I do it to the Irish on St. Patty's Day.

Hey, well, and Cinco de Mayo always falls like right at the beginning of masturbation month. So, vive la masturbation, au lait. Get au lait, right? Meste masturbation, feliz.

Right, just a little bit of background. Cinco de Mayo, Battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1862 against French relative of Napoleon's Duke of Austria, named Maximilian. And I'm not sure if he's a relation to my Max, Prince Max. But they won the Pueblos, the Pueblas.

And for a little while, I mean they actually lost eventually and Maximilian took over, but then they won again. So it's like revolution, revolution, euphoria, unlikely victory against overwhelming odds. Really a fun thing to celebrate in a way except, you know, I don't like violence. But hey, you know, if you're beating back somebody that's going to kill you, then hey, that's self-defense, right?

So the message of masturbation is also revolutionary. I mean, if you can help yourself to the greatest sexual pleasure, you really don't need to cow-tow to the demands of an unreasonable husband or wife, yeah, equal, or religion or government.

So no wonder masturbation is so taboo. But we all do it, right? Vive la masturbation. Anyway, come let us pray, brothers and sisters.

I mean, come let us play, right? Come let us play. Okay, so I have some exciting guests tonight, right? Really exciting.

People that you sometimes masturbate to, right? Definitely, I bet. And there's Prince Maximilian. I hear you clearing your throat, Max.

So you lost this one. I want you to know Archduke Maximilian. All right. But you won my heart, so who cares?

Up a little bit, up a little bit. Yeah. And take out my bass, please, bass. Take out my bass, bass.

Okay. And I got giggling right over here. One of my favorite guests, Selma Sins, the simply sweet Selma. Welcome back to the Dr. Susie show.

And right next to Selma Sins is a new guest. Testify, Prince Max. Testify to your balls. Your testicles, that is.

Test test. Testament. All right. So Tyler Knight, I am so excited to have you here.

Good to be here. At Radio Susie White. Listen to that audience out there. Yeah, right.

Thank you for having me today, Dr. Susie. Well, I'm so excited. Viva la Masterbessia. Yes.

He is a virgin here. You are a virgin. You have never been on this show. I can only be a virgin once though, so be gentle.

That's right. You can never have a second first time, right? There's a first time for everything, but never a second first time. So this is our first time, and that's kind of exciting.

That's a fetish right there for some people. It's kind of an unfortunate fetish, actually. But still, it's exciting to do something for the first time, a novelty and all that.

So, well, I mean, Mary masturbation month. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Right. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Right. Right. I'm so excited to have you here. I feel like I should introduce Tyler a little bit.

We all know you, Selma. Yeah. We know Selma. Ideal image model management.

I just want to give them a shout out. Yes. Right. Right.

Ideal image model. And I also want to just say, you're a great porn star. Thank you. And radio personality.

Yes. Yeah. All that. Yeah, I want to pop his cherry.

Let's pop it. Yes. I'm blushing, but you can't tell. I can.

I'm looking for fans. I wasn't sure whether it was a blush or it was because you ran all the way here. Tyler, I think I have to just introduce you as a first of all, Tyler is also a just an amazing man, Jack of all trades.

I don't want to, you know, jack off as the holiday Jack Jill, you know, but he is a Renaissance man. He is. He's a novelist who specializes in dirty realism.

And he played Obama in a kind of a porn, I guess, but had a lot of other things. There was a lot of sex in it. It was a lot of sex, but you also did this whole rapper thing. And I don't know.

That's what I saw on YouTube. That's the only thing that's YouTube friendly was me acting like a rapper. Right. Acting like a rapper.

Were you actually rapping? Oh, Jesus, no. Oh my God. It was good.

Well, you looked good. I have no flow whatsoever. No. I don't know about that.

What do you think about his flow, Selma? I think it's there. I think playgirl thinks you have low because you represented playgirl. Yeah.

That was, uh, that was a great honor and a great privilege. You know, I mean, it's, um, it's, uh, one of those things that if my mother and father ever did find out what I did for leaving 12 years later, I could say, Hey, look at this, you know, your mother and father.

Hi, mom. Hi, dad. Happy masturbation month. Uh, they don't know what you do.

Uh, I'm assuming no. I'm assuming. By the way, Rhymes with dew flew. I'm getting over it.

That's why I have a little cough, but I'm not contagious anymore. Okay. Okay. So you're assuming your parents don't know about you.

Wow. But you're like a, like a, a kind of a big star. Well, the funny thing was I was, uh, I was on 2020 with Manuel for our few years ago.

Yeah. A few years, more like six or seven years ago. Yeah. And it was showcasing guys and play girl.

My mom, she watches that show religiously. So I kind of noticed that after that show, after that episode, she didn't necessarily come out and mention it, but it was kind of the subtext of everything we spoke about from that point forward.

Wow. You, you and your mom don't talk. I mean, she didn't say, I saw you on 2020. No, but it's, it's, it colors the subtext of every single

conversation we have. So it's interesting. There's a lot of subtext. Wow.

Uh, undertones and stuff. Right. Do you have undertones in your family? Or do you come right out and say, Hey, I'm a porn star.

Mom. It's the same way. It's like, it's known, like they know what I do. They all know, but it's not talking about, right?

They love you anyway. Yeah. It's just, it's like, they, they know. I'm sure my parents know what I do.

Right. But it's just, they do know, they just don't talk about cause they don't know how to talk about it. Yeah, I guess.

It's just, we'll be super awkward, really awkward coming from like a really Catholic, you know, raised Mexican family. Mexican family's conservative?

Very. Yeah. How about yours? Yeah.

My dad's a deacon, so that would be a yes. A deacon, like Baptist? Correct. Cool.

Yeah. Very religious. Now do you feel that part of your porn star career is a rebellion?

Some people do it for that reason. Some not. Yeah. I mean, I'll be frank, I'm, I'm 42 years old.

I got an abyss when I was 31, so I lived an entire life ahead of time. It wasn't like I was lashing out. It was a very calculated decision I made, so.

Ooh. No one slipped anything in my drink. No, no uncle, Tommy, you know, touched me the wrong way or anything like that.

It's a decision and I enjoy it and I own it, you know, it's. Yeah. And tell me why you made that decision?

Um, a long, long, long time ago I was doing print modeling and my agent at the time sent me on a gig that was for women's magazine for magazine that's now defunct.

And I'm thinking I was ever going to see this, right? So what the hell, no big deal. I still have mainstream aspirations back then.

And someone on set gave me a business card and I didn't think anything of it. And probably six months later I'm back in Hollywood and some guy comes walking out of

the library and he's like, hey, do you ever think of doing films? Yeah. And no one ever does that anymore.

This isn't like Hollywood and Vine, like a Schwab's Deli where people walk up to you, like James Dean and Marilyn Monroe and put you in films.

I'm thinking, okay, what kind of films? Yeah. And, you know. Had your radar.

Exactly. So, you know, he hooked me up with VCA, which doesn't exist anymore. And I failed that scene in my first five

scenes. Failed. What do you mean failed? You couldn't get it up?

Yeah. So my very first scene ever. Obama, you know. Yeah.

Everybody has their failures. And how else do you learn? People who succeed all the time are boring.

Yeah. Anyone that says they never fail their line. Well, that's true.

Yeah. They're boring and they're lying. So, you know. So, yeah.

So you learned, I guess, some techniques. Yeah. My first scene ever was like, it was a restaurant scene full of like 30

background extras, completely unrelated to the porn industry whatsoever. And at that point I've only been naked in front of like my mom and like

my doctor and god. Your mom. Yeah. Well, like as a baby.

The one that wouldn't even mention that you're a porn star. Oh, yeah, when you're a baby. Yeah.

And this was back when there were these big ass beta cameras that go over the shoulder and like way before small digit.

Yeah. And I just couldn't do it. And before Viagra. Yeah.

Actually, yeah. Yeah. So, the director gives me a stack of magazines and she goes, take these

magazines, go in the bathroom, masturbate. Yeah. When you're ready, come back when

carrying will shoot. Right. Right. Masterbation is so useful.

It is. For so many things, right? Professionally I can definitely agree. So, unfortunately, three strokes

into my masturbating, I pop shot in my hand. Oh my god. So, it was so annoying.

So, I was thinking about jumping out the window and just running. Okay, but you didn't. But I did.

You got into it and you learned and you became a star. Right. People never talk about the fill yours up to that point though. So I mean the bit that I saw was from America on the Run, that's the name of that

with Hustler? The rap party, the rap video, yeah. Yeah, what was the name of the song? America on the Run. This is where we first met. Yes, actually that's exactly where we where we met. You were in those type booty shorts, I had the bling, it was a romance made to happen. Yeah. A romance. Yeah. And I was, actually I wasn't even wearing

booty shorts, I think I was wearing a black t-shirt. There you go. Wow. So was I. It's these little details that create romance. And it was so hot. Oh my god. And there you are. You were sweating. With Bonnie Rotten. Yeah, I'm next to Bonnie Rotten and live like Lauren. Just saw her yesterday. Yeah. Shout out to Bonnie Rotten. Shout out to Bonnie Rotten.

Yes for her performer of the year. I had her on the show in 2012, before anything. But now she's performer of the year. Congratulations Bonnie. Yeah, now she's directing too. Absolutely. And she's directing. You know, why not? So is she 21 yet? No. Not yet, no. Girl power, man. Yes, seriously. Girl power. Yeah, so. Youth power too. Your turn, next. Yes, I'm

patiently waiting all my time. To direct. Of course. And do much more stuff. Right. But we're now showing just in case you're watching. Yeah, look at him with his gold chain and his ad. Yeah, Tyler Knight. He's playing Obama as like a sex maniac. Yeah, so yeah, so I was frustrated with how I'm just not cool and how the GOP is beating up on me and I have

this little fantasy sequence and I start rapping about Obamacare and this beautiful young lady start, you know, joining me out of the out of the limousine that you can see right there. Go Obamacare. Yeah, yeah. Obamacare. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm all for it. So happy M month. We got a tweet. By the way, I just want to say you can call us at 310-568-0066

or 1-866-289-7068. We're celebrating masturbation month and Cinco de Mayo as a masturbation de Mayo. And you can also tweet us at Radio Susie one and Jules, AKA erotic gent has just tweeted at Radio Susie one happy M month question. Is there a scene in their movies? They being my guess, Tyler Knight and

Somersons in their movies that drives them wild every time they think about it. What scene in your movies really turns you on to remember you're doing it? I would say either remembering the scene itself live as you were doing it or you could say actually watching it turns you on. Sometimes you didn't weren't so

turned on, but you look good. So you're going, Hey, I'm hot. So I don't know, who wants to go first? Ladies first. Son. A movie? A movie or a scene? That's what jumps to your mind. Either a movie or a scene. He says a scene. Well, movie. He says movies. Who is that erotic gent? Erotic gent who is also, by the

way, I just want to say a member of Bonoboville. He just joined. He is a citizen of Bonoboville. Yeah. And Bonoboville is in beta right now. We're just exploring the world of social media. So hop aboard. Bonoboville.com erotic gent is there. And so what do you want to promote? Just something. No, but you

should really like it yourself. Well, I enjoyed all of my scenes. So enjoy all of your scenes. Pretty much. I was the most recent one then. The most recent one I did was for exquisite films. And that one I worked with. It was just an interracial scene. I put it that way. So it was a very intense, very intense

sexy scene. Intense sexy scene? Don't tell Donald Sterling. You know, I was just going to say interracial is a big thing right now. And of course, racism is a big thing right now. Who's who's the big comedian of the week is Donald Sterling? Of course. Everybody's going, huh, huh, huh. Using him, you know,

talking about him and things he said, which were reprehensible, although actually the things he did were even more reprehensible. But you know, when people say things, it kind of touches a nerve. I don't know. You guys, Donald Sterling in the news, racist, obviously, asshole, obviously billionaire,

obviously, I hear it and I go, I bet this guy is an interracial sex fetishist. Of course he does. He loves black women. Look at his girl. He loves Hispanic. He loves, yeah, of course, of course. And he, you know, like a lot of people have mixed feelings about sex. Maybe if the

conversation could include sex, which of course, maybe we'd learn something. I don't know. Well, not to be a downer in the conversation, but it really they're really the contradiction makes sense. I mean, there's a long history of, you know, slave masters

having affairs and liaisons with their with their with their slaves. I mean, Thomas Jefferson, for example, Thomas Jefferson is Sally Hemmings is a slave. They had children together. So there's a lot of it is. Yeah, it is what it is. We're trying

to make things equal, certainly in terms of politics. I mean, the worst thing Donald Sterling did was not to rent to African Americans and Hispanic people. You know, the worst that I mean, what he said was bad, but the real discrimination is in what he

did. And then, you know, yeah, of course, he had a girlfriend that is black Hispanic. And also, in some other testimony, what really got me is the way he would take these women downstairs to the locker rooms and go, look at all those beautiful

black bodies and slave master mentality. Yeah. Wow. That's exactly it. I mean, a couple of centuries of the past, but the mentality still still persists. So it persists. And it is a subtext speaking of subtext underneath those tapes, like

people are going, how can he be such an idiot? I mean, people are wondering, is he like senile? But the guy isn't quite senile. I think he's such an idiot because there's sex running through the whole thing. That's the subtext. And that's what we

don't really hear, because that's understood between them. Plus, when you're a billionaire, you're surrounded by sycophants that tell you whatever you want to say, whatever, whatever you want them to say, tell you you're

great. There are no no people around you whatsoever. You have a certain you have a different detached set of reality from everybody else. There you go. So interracial scene with Isaiah Maxwell. Oh, one of my favorites. Shout out to

Isaiah. Wow. Now I just heard that he is in the building in this building. Yeah, is he not in the building? No. Oh, he didn't come tonight. No. Oh, okay. Well, you know, catch him next time. Okay. I thought he was in the building and I

didn't know. But now I know he's not in the building. But I still say shout out to Isaiah because we love Isaiah. And your favorite scene or a scene you might masturbate to that you were in?

Well, I'm going to put it this way, every single scene I do, I tried to fall in love with whomever I'm working with. Because you know, a minimum it serves to get the best possible forms out of both of us, you know, even if the person is someone

whom I can't stand, they'll never know it. Because, you know, I mean, we're we're professionals, we're there to do a job. Okay, so I got a question that could lead to something either one way or the other. From porn star fan,

shout out to Panny Boy. Yes, Panny Boy would of course like you to switch panties. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's number one. I know that. Okay. Selma sins is going to switch to the panties. And we've got some cute panties for you in the

panty bin. I don't know if we have any Cinco de Mayo panties. Yeah, I was looking for red. We should have couch potato. We have pink. We have cute pink ones. Oh, this is a little hot. Come on. Come on. Hawaii. Okay, that's Hawaii. No,

that's not right. Yikes. Oh, that's got red, blue. And those are panties. Those are kind of granny panties. Yeah, they kind of are coming back though. Those are coming back. They are. Oh, those are cute. Oh, those are cute. Forget the

whole Cinco de Mayo. Those are just masturbation panties. Yeah, that's right. And I have a question also from Panny Boy, who is porn star fan for Tyler Knight, who, who was your experience? He means what? What? And by the way, Viva la

masturbation to porn star fan because I think he's Mexican American. I hope nobody thinks I'm racist for this, but I'm sure somebody does think this outfit is racist, right? And I'm trying to have some fun. Okay, I love it. You know, but what

good is life? Well, of course. Yeah. And believe me, on Jewish holidays, I look even crazier. So, okay. I'm so embarrassed that Donald is a Jew. Oh, and the whole Israel thing. Okay, anyway, but they do have a racist problem too

over in Israel, by the way, he is right about that. The Secretary of State says something about the Israel entering the apartheid state so that they don't get you know, they have a problem. They have a big, big

problem. So question for Tyler Knight. What was your experience working with the real Lisa Ann? That is her Twitter, Lisa and Lisa Ann, who is a super famous porn star who played Sarah Palin and who's nailing Palin, right?

And Oh, yeah, he wants the Panny Exchange. Yes. But okay, can I do that now? You can multitask. I'll do it in the meantime. Do it. Okay. Okay. So now, camera on you though. While you talk. Okay. Yeah, you

move over to the hot sort of next to him. You know, since you're dating, right? You told me you were dating the two of you. I was joking. Wishful thinking. I don't get laid in my personal life. And look at these panties first

of all, she's got some turquoise panties, which are almost Cinco de Mayo color, their turquoise, and they match the bra. Hey, wait, wait, wait. You know, the leopard thing is very sexy, actually. And you've been wearing it for

quite a long time. So I think we want to see the ensemble together. The turquoise bra with the turquoise panties. It's like a set. By the way, I have spanking the monkey monkey here. Yeah, thank you. My monkey likes you. He loves to play

with his banana. Oh, yeah. Very yummy banana. He does. Very yummy outfit. Can we have some applause? Amen and a women? Look at this very yummy, yummy outfit. So ding, ding, ding. So now we are going to have a panty exchange by Selma

Sins. And here she goes. Not even down the pole, but the panties come down the booty. And oh, what a beautiful semi bush. A little smattering of hair. The last time I was here, I had a full bush. Last time you did. You were full bush. I trimmed it. Now

we have semi bush. Do you have a preference timer? Actually, yes, I love bush because I'm not a pedophile. I don't like looking at girls in a shape. That's exactly it. I want a woman. I want a woman. Yeah. All right. But you know, this way

is kind of ideal because she has bush. But you know, you don't get it between your teeth. Exactly. Because that's just embarrassing when you smile. Well, no. Hair. Right. Could you move those bottles though? The bottles. Let's move. These

are dirty tequila bottles, which we're going to be exploring soon. But yes, we certainly would like to have a good view of bush here. And that we're not talking about George. George. No, not at all. This is the good bush. George

is this is the holy bush. You know, the bush that got us into the trouble, the shrub, we should say, the trouble that we're in sunk Obama into it. Oh, look at that pretty little pussy under the panties. Wow. And oh, yes. Well, you've got

red shoes. Oh, I do. We're supposed to be wearing red underwear today. You can have a green or red napkin. I'm actually wearing red under. Are you? Can I see? Yes. Oh, do you have a no kidding? I was gonna make a bad joke. Um, I'm so

impressed that you ran all the way here, by the way. Yeah, I run. That's quite a run a lot. Wow. And look at that washboard we've got there. It is masturbation to my own. And here we go. Red. Very, very red. Nice. It's so yeah. Very nice.

Look, that's Bill, baby. Okay. Oh, do we have to put it back on? Can you just kind of sit there in your underwear? I mean, she's sitting there in her underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear. And it's red. I am wearing red underwear. Yeah. Try strapped

thing. Yeah. Equal. Equal opportunity. I don't know some color underwear. Okay. So the question was, what was it like working with Lisa Ann? Ironically, I was Obama again. Oh, right. Of course. It's like we need a black guy that can act

like Obama. Let's get Tyler. So that's my that's my nation life and act a good actor, right? Okay. Yeah, she that's a great thing to be. Yeah, she's goes down in the history books. A porn person who can actually in the trivia about Obama, they're

going to say you played him in porn. That's cool. Yeah, I'm just afraid of drone strikes. So we may not want to. Yeah, right, right. Now, that's that's bad. You know, he doesn't do as many bad things as presidents often do. You

know, so it could be worse. Could could be worse. We know that if you see me just evaporate as I'm walking down the street, you know, look up in the sky and you'll see a little drone, you know, so that's why. But yeah, Lisa Ann, she's very,

very generous and gracious. And you know, I've actually worked there a few times and each time she's a generous. Yeah, well, does that mean what does that mean in a porn star? Well, I mean, she doesn't pay you. Well, no, I'll put the

opposite to generous. The opposite of generous is let's just say you're having a bad day. And I don't care who you are as a male talent, everyone has a bad day. Right, right. She says, go see the fluffer. Well, a non a non generous girl.

Yeah, I mean, ultimately, you know, fluffers don't exist, unfortunately. So they're, you know, goes back to the learning curve thing. You know, she makes sure that for mutual for everyone's mutual benefit that, you know, you stay in the

mood, so to speak. So that's good. Because we're professionals, you know, nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's nice to know. We love Lisa Ann. I interviewed Lisa Ann for Playboy TV when she was not a star, just starting out,

you know, but she had a really pleasing personality and just just a lot of fire and and she got some luck and she has talent and great. Good for her staying power that she's still going strong. And I'm still trying to get her on my

show, but she is constantly headlining every weekend. She said she wants to be on the show, but I don't know. I mean, she would only do it if I somehow did it like in the morning or something in the during the week. And I

can't do that. So not yet. But I'll get you back, Lisa Ann. You know, she's got a headline make rake in those bucks so she can be generous. Right. So we got a new sponsor. I don't know if you care. Do you like tequila? I

like tequila. I want tequila personally. So do you like tequila? I love tequila and that could be a problem for you. Well, this is a special type of tequila. Is this the one that's open? Or is this

the one? I don't know which one's open. Oh, it's with blue. I got it. Yeah, how do we do this? Flip it. Flip it. Like, oh, yeah, you do it. All right. So this is a very special type of tequila. Oh, yeah, I don't. I can't

like that one every time I see that kid. I'm like, oh, my God, I already know what's gonna happen. But no tequila face. Hey, you know, it's an appropriate drink for the holiday. No, I it absolutely

is. I think that's how you have to do it. I hate to be stereotypical, but isn't it like a Mexican drink? It was invented in Mexico. It's made in Mexico. Most of the tequila is made in Mexico. I don't know whether

this is this might be made in some of it. Yeah, but it's it's certainly very tasty. And just as intoxicating as any tequila. Nice. And oh, okay. But this is tasting it, you know, solid. I'll give you

just a half of a shot to begin with. And then if you like it, don't drink it yet, though, because damn, right? I'm gonna get like, I get very school marmy about my shots. Because I'm telling you, look, it's

time for bonobo, Bill shot communion. Speaking of religion. First time we're here. Religion does have a lot of good ideas. I mean, the whole amen, I include a women, you know, but it's a it's a great, it's a

great thing to that communal ecstasy, you know, that feeling that religion gives you, it's kind of an erotic feeling without the sex. I mean, unless you're in one of those religions. Anyway, this

is not a religion. This is not. I mean, I'm not an atheist. I'm kind of a pantheist. But I really like communion. Of course, this is a Catholic thing. I mean, there is kind of a Baptist

communion in there, but it's not with alcohol. Last time I stepped in church, I started smoldering, and so I had to. Oh, smoldering, right? Like a burning bush. That's very religious. Right,

right, right. Okay, well, there's this thing, communion. I think it mostly goes on in Catholic religions, but it also goes on, I think, in some sort of Christian religions.

And maybe in other religions, you know, there's might be some sort of a Muslim communion, although Muslims don't drink alcohol. Not supposed to anyway. Jews drink a lot. But

this is not the Jewish holiday. This is the Mexican holiday. So we, instead of the wafer, we've got the salt, okay, which actually goes quite well with the tequila

instead of the wine. So basically, our salt is colored. There's beautiful. God, everything. I love it. Isn't that beautiful salt?

It is. It looks like candy. This is totally, let's go to Mayo salt. It's also Christmas salt, by the way. We do this on Christmas. And it's made by

Trixie Plenty, our lovely manager and producer. Trixie salt. So Trixie dust, like that's a good idea. There you go. There's your name. Okay.

Hey, I want to just shout out that Tyler is a writer. Okay, which means I'm neurotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. So okay. So you can shout out your book

before we do the bonobo communion. Actually, there are two. One is a memoir with sitting with my literary agent, and I just finished a novel,

which locked myself out of civilization for about two months and did nothing but write for 15, 16 hours a day. Wow. And I got really, really fat and grew

a long beard. That's the run. He's not fat. He's not. You can look at him if you want to watch. If you're just going to

listen. I don't know. Don't believe him. But it's horrible. But I know what he means because writing is a very, very ascetic sort of thing to do. So, you

know, you should either take breaks to have sex or eat. And, you know, the two most important things you got to do. Or masturbate. I did a

lot of that. Yeah. Viva la masturbación. It's not fattening. Great way to burn calories. Exactly. It's exactly what I was going to say.

It does burn a few, you know? Okay. So, okay, I'm glad you did that. I'll prove it. Yeah, prove it. Yeah, look at this body. Oh, my God,

it's getting hot in here. Oh, look at the muscles. Woo. Muscle, muscle. My old man. We got a very manly man here right now. I'm talking

about in drudging earlier, but I this is a manly man. I love it. And Selma is so feminine. Hard and soft. Hot, hot, hot. Okay.

So here we go. So what is involved is, you know, like a typical body shot, except, you know, you could be a little atypical. You could, you

know, the typical thing is maybe boobs. You know, you lick first and then you know how to do it. You lick first, then you sprinkle on

the salt and make your partner into a cupcake and then you lick it off and it's salty and then you get your shot, your dirty tequila shot,

which is more delicious than tequila has any right to be. Yeah, it's almost like, I mean, because it's ooh, it's so yummy. Wait till you

have some. Okay. So here we go. Here we go. Selma. I go first. You're gonna, what, you mean, I don't know. You want to make the

virgin go first? Yeah. Or I can do it to you first. I'll show him how it's done. Absolutely. Okay, there we go. All right. Any part you want. Tits,

tits, please. So first, you prepare the ground. The Mexican music. And now we have this music is almost as corny as my outfit.

It goes very well with your outfit. It does, it does, it does. Okay. The microphone is in the way, Susan. Sound effects. Oh, it's just kidding.

I think I gave the microphone an erection. Yeah, you can't, you can't see anything. Oh, we can't see you. All right. No, I know. Couldn't see

me there. But that's okay. Nobody can see that I just had quite a shot. She really did have tequila. You left my nipples super hard.

See, that's, that's what we call product placement on this show here. This you never know where the product is going to be placed.

Right here. Right here. Here we go. There it is. That's dirty tequila. Dirty tequila. Okay, so now you know how to do

this. Okay, so I need the ground first, right? Yes. First, you know, you, you moisten the ground. I don't know. I've never done this before.

So I know, I know, I know. I'm shy. I showed you how. I know this is your first time. Am I doing this right? Yeah, yeah. So

far, so good. You go back and forth. There you go. He's much better at it than I am actually.

She's laughing louder. He's getting hot in here. Very. Look at that. Oh yeah. Oh, now he's just getting his salt.

And now she's magically delicious. But Nobleville Communion, you are de-vengenized. He's now, to some extent officially. Tyler, to some

extent. Yeah, well, I know it's always layers. It's layers and layers. Okay, so Selma didn't get hers. Okay,

so now it's my turn. Oh, absolutely, Max. Max a million. No, no. Today is not your day, Max a million. No, no. Curve. No, it could be.

No, I couldn't do that. The Archduke of Austria. It'd be like the first time I went to the hooker. I went up the stairs and came on my pants.

Well, now you're cheating. Oh no, you're having your salt, your lemon. Okay, I'm like pre preparing my mouth. Okay, so different techniques.

I just like lemon. I'm such a Mexican. Okay, so now it's my turn. And now it's time to take communion. My favorite part.

Lovely, lovely, lovely. Look at Selma's sins. What part should I? I know, this is really a hard decision.

No, what's hard? I leave this, you know, let this be a no talking man out there. This is what happens when you drop out

of college. Well, you know, your life will be horrible. I've had some college. So horrible, I bet you all think

Tyler has a terrible life. Yeah, they're all jealous of you, including everybody. The girls, the guys, everybody, all

races, all ethnicities. OK, I think I'm going to go for this called Hold it. We're out of tape.

Was that Selma? Hold it. We're out of tape. Oh, we're out of tape. We got a change.

Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take a minute here. We're out of tape. What happened?

Oh, please don't. We got it. Hold everything. Technical difficulty.

OK, hold that neck. Hold everything. Hold everything. To do that.

So you're listening to Radio Sousy One on the World Wide Web, then we're changing our tapes. We have run out of tape. Yeah. And we're putting in some new tape, and after we put in the new tape, then we're going to lick some more. This is a lick-lick station.

So you lick us, we lick you. Oh yeah baby. This radio touches you with no other radio ever has touched you before. We're very touchy feeling. So don't come yet and don't go away. In that order. Yeah, are we back? We're back. We're back. We're back. Happy holidays. With Masterbassion, Ole. Masterbassion de mes felices. Something like that.

You're going to talk some dirty Spanish for me in a minute, but once you get that dirty tequila. Dirty Spanish. I want to hear some dirty Spanish. Dirty Spanish. Oh yeah, she's good at that. Dirty and he is laying back. You still want to stick to the neck. Why can't you? I would just like to understand the reasoning.

If that's what you would like, that's okay. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's going up and down really good. And we're making a happy trail. Oh, this is going to be, whoa. Salt. It's a very happy trail. Masterbassion de mayo salt. Okay. You're going to have to do a lot of licking there.

Here we go. Right up. The Tyler Knight happy trail. Tyler's very happy. Very happy. Wow. She only went halfway up though. And she's got the dirty tequila shot. It is yummy. Did you hear that? Samasin says that is very yummy. And she's right. It's really kind of a girly tequila. It's dirty tequila. They say great tequila taste,

no tequila face. Yeah, not a tequila face at all. It was very yummy. And you're an expert. Yes. And was part of the yumminess, Tyler? Absolutely. My shorts don't fit the same anymore for some reason. Oh yeah, I can see that. The shorts are getting tight. You know, you might want to do another communion in a minute. But tell us how this is a different

type of Cinco de Mayo celebration than you grew up with. Or maybe it isn't. I think it is though. For sure it is. Yeah, okay. For sure. You didn't do this at the house? No. Perhaps they did. Maybe you had a grandmother to dress like this though. Yes, for sure. Well, not quite. I mean, you know, yeah, a little bit of, you know,

what do they say? Multicultural pride. Yes. Right. It's kind of a fine line between that and racism sometimes. So we try to walk that line. And it's always a challenge for humans. But the bonobos lead in the way. You know why? Because, you know, it's the common chimps side of us that is afraid of strangers. The bonobo side prefers strangers.

You know, I read about those beautiful cousin primates of ours that they have sex face to face a lot. Yes. Yes. They copulate each other. A lot of so-called missionary position. Missionaries be connected. Yeah, they like to look into each other's eyes. I love that. Exactly. Exactly. They do. They do. I mean, they do a lot of amazing things. And

they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. Unlike common chimps who do a lot of killing and of course humans. Right. And then there's just this funny thing about them. They love to have sex with friends. You know, of course, that's mostly who's around. They copulate orally with whomever. You know, they just. But they prefer strangers. They like

strange bonobos that come into the community. And they reach out. They actually are kind of something you might say, well, they show us how humans like novelty. People like sex. Something new. But also the whole idea of almost altruism, you know, of just reaching out to somebody you don't know. You're trusting them. You know, that's the bonobo in us. That's the bonobo way. Actually,

Dr. Suzy's book. Your new book. Oh, yeah. I got a new book called Almost Done. The Bonobo Way. Yeah. It's coming. And this you guys have to, you have to join Bonoboville because it's like a whole new little village with very wonderful and strange people in it. Inspired by the bonobo way. Inspired by the real bonobos. But humans, you know, we

were human. I mean, have a little less hair and we have like 1% difference genetically. We think we're more intelligent. And it goes to support the bonobos. Yeah. Who are very endangered. They are. Although they're having a lot of fun. Well, on their way out. Whenever they can. I hope they're not on their way out. I feel that we can save them from extinction.

We got to make it go viral. We got to make everybody hear about the bonobo way and save them from extinction. Not easy, but possible. So yeah, we have a question. Let's see. Somebody has a question for me. I have one question for Dr. Suzy. Are you wearing pants right now? This is a French guy named Desform. Desform and somehow the porn star. Maybe they mean panties, but I am.

I'm wearing the pants. Right. He wears the pants in the family. That's the Archduke Massimiliano. Yeah, uh-huh. And, um, Master Besson. Oh, I want to give you a prize of some sort. Um, we have different types of masturbation toys from all kinds. We have men's masturbation toys as well as women's. There's Minnie Mouse. And there's Minnie Mouse, right.

California exotic novelties. And yeah, California exotic novelties has provided some of our toys and, uh, Doc Johnson pocket rockets, drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles. Uh, they made my, uh, my toys. And California exotic novelties. This one is a nice one for girls. And here's one from, I think, Penhouse for boys. Put your dick in a cage or something.

And here's a palm pal. That's for guys. And then this is a, this is also Penhouse. Couples. Well, they call it couples because it's for a guy. Yeah, ring. Yeah. You're laughing with the toy, not at it, right? No. Uh, well it's water resistant, so that's good. Yeah. Water resistant. You know, uh, who was it that tried one of those and really liked it?

Michael Vegas. Do you know Michael Vegas? He loves the passion toy, uh, cock ring that has the vibrator on it. Kind of, I don't know. Yeah, these are awesome. Well, pick one. I will, I sure will do. But you need another drink first? I, yeah. How's your friend out there? Uh, well, we're doing fine out here. Yeah, she's, she's doing good.

She's beautiful. Yes, she is. Well, just, uh, if she wants to come in, she can come in. So I'm not letting her go in there. Okay, we've got another, another tweet from juice bigelow. How do I participate? I have masturbation experience. Oh, I guess. Well, I told him earlier that he could participate, but he has to spell masturbation correctly

because he spelled it with an E. Uh, it's with a U. Okay. And, uh, and he said yes, ma'am, which is a good sign. Okay. Another question from porn star fan. Tips to have a longer masturbation for women's and men to do it longer. Let's see. I don't know if Tyler can answer that question since you mean with a partner or

I think he means for just masturbating. Uh, slow down, dude. Take your time. Yeah, people are in a hurry. You know, a lot of people want to just rub it out and you just have to be in the mood. Yeah, you have to be in the mood. Drink a few tequilas before. Exactly. It'll take a while. So, but you will come. Oh, no, this is the other one.

Maybe it doesn't matter. Yep. Here we go. Uh, another shot of dirty tequila. Sea pour for four. Yes. Okay. All right, Dr. Susie, we're going to be, uh, having a commercial break. Oh, we're having a commercial break. I thought we already did that. Okay. We had a technical. We had a technical. We got to change tapes now. Okay. Here we go. We got it. All right,

so save that. We're going to just air out our sweaty bodies. Come on in. Come on in. Don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back with Master Bessione de Mayo. Tyler Knight and Selmason's on the Dr. Susie show. Are you a victim of religious sexual abuse? Has your sex life been hurt, warped, or excessively repressed by a strict

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or 213-291-9497. That's 1-866-207-7521, or 213-291-9497. You won't go to hell for it, but you just might feel a lot better. We're going to talk about Stephen Colbert in a second. You are listening to one of the world-wide women. Isaiah, of course. And now here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

Oh, this guy, Chris? Yeah. Okay. I also... I'm back, right? I'm back. With Selmason's and Tyler Knight. Yes. And yeah, we should queue up that picture of Tyler Knight's alter ego. His blow-up doll. We're going to have a look at that in just a moment.

It's on Tyler Knight. Just look at his sight. My crew. I love it. Okay. So in the meantime, it's Bonoboville Communion. Oh, again? Yeah, right. Well, you have shots there. Oh, we're more serious than the Catholics. We do this every few minutes.

We definitely like to eat and drink of the body and blood of Christ. And, well, not Christ, but, you know, something like that. Okay. Okay. And I also have a message from porn star fan, aka Panny Boy. Can Selma and Tyler fake to have a sex scene talking in Spanish?

I think that's a great idea. I love the way he says fake. I think that's hilarious. But, you know, I think it's a good idea. It's radio. So first of all, a little Spanish dirty talk, which I had said asked for before and then forgot about. So here we go. Spanish dirty talk.

So he's fucking me, right? All right. So which is pretending? Well, just say, yeah, there you go. First of all, you should say Merry Master. Happy Master of Spanish. It's like a little, it's like old time radio. It's a play. It's a radio play. Okay. For a porn star boy, right? Yeah.

Right. Feliz, feliz mayo de más. The master, how do you say? Master? That's what I thought. Feliz Mesa Mesa. Si, para empezar feliz mayo.

And feliz cinco de mayo. Panny Boy y feliz Mesa Mastivación. Si quieres escuchar, ahora voy a empezar, Papi. Así que ponte listo. Okay. Okay. Okay, vamos a empezar. Now we have a sex scene. Simulated.

Ah, toca me. Tócame muy fuerte. Oh, he knows Spanish, too, too. En mis pechos. Tócame mis pechos. Subete aquí, mujercito. Okay.

Si, Papi, que rico sabes. Más despacio, me encanta despacio. Okay, te gusta despacio? Me encanta despacio. Okay, Papi, así te lo voy a hacer. You mean closer because you have to be in the same shot.

Okay, here we go. It's only because of that. Okay, Papi, sigue. Si, sigue. Más rápido, por favor. Ah, más rápido. Tócame aquí. Ah, donde?

Aquí. Aquí, Papi. Si, aquí. You don't have to make it all fake. Okay, there's stuff going on under the console. Okay, now, now.

Now I see. The superhero lifts up the lovely lady into his arms. Me encanta mis pechos. I don't know if this radio is touching you, but... Si, si. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Tango felice. Sondos. Si, si. Si, si. Mamma mia. Si, chupa mes, si, chupa mes. The skierda. The richam. Oh, yeah. Nice.

It's only half simulated. This is some reality here. This is the ultimate reality. Shows for you, Panny Boy. Live show. Ahora si quiero que vengas.

Just for him, but the rest of us are also enjoying it. Yes, very much so. Papi, si, si, chupa mes. Whenever you say, mm, you are celebrating the mm month.

I can do this in Italian. Tyler Knight and Salma Sin. They saw it. Yeah, you could, you could join in in Italian.

Oh, and that kiss is so nice. Bacchumi, bacchumi. Oh, yeah. Bacchumi forte, eh. Beautiful kiss. Oh, luscious, luscious, lovely kiss.

Mm. So intense. I think they really are dating. God damn.

Something's going on in there. Yeah. That's bad, elsewhere. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love Obamacare.

Oh, so do I. Yeah. Okay, was that, um. Ooh, that's not, that was a pop shot?

Okay, I was like, was that the pop shot? No, that was, that was just appreciation shot. Yeah, absolutely. That was good, that was good, that was good.

This is, uh, this is all good. Good, yay. This is Divila Masturbation. I hope he came.

I, Panty Boy, uh, Porn Star Panty Boy, I hope you came. Well, you know, he might be saving it. After all, somebody asked about how you make it last longer. I think it was him.

Oh, okay. So, you know, there's, uh, you might, you might just want to make it last longer. You know, and longer and keep it going.

The show's not over after all. We learned this acting from the Porn Star Academy. Yeah, exactly. Dirty talking to Spanish 101.

You know, it's, it's good. It sounds, uh, hot. I mean, it sounds real and the whole, I mean, it is acting, but it is real.

This is our Spanish breakfast. Just like regular acting should be a little bit real, or maybe a lot, and it's better that way. That's why I think there's a continuum from one Hollywood to another,

you know, one industry to another. And they are very much related. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't actually shoot people, you know? Well, actually, that's a bad analogy, because we actually do.

Yeah, we don't know about him. Just sit with each other. Okay, I take that analogy back. That's what you keep talking about.

And actually, we don't know about him. Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's kind of, keeps a lot of secrets, that guy. So, you know, we don't know quite what he's doing.

But you know what? He loved Latina women, obviously. Well, you know what? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess. I guess.

I mean, definitely loved a lot of different women. And the Latina was the one who kind of did him in, right? He did himself in. Yeah.

Well, yeah. But it's always the woman's fault, you know? Especially when you're a governator. But I'm just kidding, actually.

It's the governator's fault. But you know, I mean, it's cool. I mean, but it wasn't cool with his wife, right? I mean, it's cool if it's cool with your wife.

A lot of people are swingers out there. Speaking of which, the Lifestyles Festival is coming, and we are coming. Festival, yes.

Festival, yes. It's a festival this year. They used to call it the Lifestyles Convention. It's a bunch of swingers, although they do have porn stars.

And they have all kinds of people, all kinds of play couples. And you know, it's a lot of fun. And it's going to be in Indian Wells at the Hyatt in a beautiful place.

And we're going to be there. We're going to have a villa. And we're going to do a show. And we're going to also do a seminar in the Bonobo Way.

And there's a lot of wild, wild parties. You can act like a porn star. That's right. You don't even have to be one, but you can act like one.

Because everybody just kind of hangs out, gets naked at the pool, and fucks. This is at the end of July, the last weekend of July. I'm going to get you guys invited.

Yeah. Thanks, Dr. Susan. Absolutely. You sound interested.

The Lifestyles Festival, we're going to go. You should go make your reservations now. Right? It's a time when all kinds of civilians can act like porn stars.

Right? In fact, there's one night, they have all these different balls. Literally. They've got a lot of balls.

Yeah, they do. And one of the nights, you're supposed to dress up as your favorite star. So I guess you could be a mainstream star or a porn star.

You could dress up as Tyler Knight or Selma Sins. You could. Except they might be there. And they'll go, oh, my doppelganger.

Uh-oh. Okay. So we also have a shout out on Twitter. By the way, if you'd like to join us on Twitter,

we're at Radio Susie One. And Chris, 2009. I, Chris, 2009. Deep appreciation because the last week's show

where we spoke out against bullying. I mean, lots of different kinds of bullying go on. You know, I mean, certainly there's a lot of racist bullying that goes on.

And that's what the Sterling Man was guilty of for many years. Right. Right. But there's more bullying that goes on.

He just got caught. Okay. Most of them don't get caught, the bullies. The bullies, you know.

And we speak out against them, especially when people bully people because of their sexual activities, as long as, you know, it's consensual and adults.

And, you know, cool. Okay. So thank you, Chris, for writing a cool article. He was, he wrote about it because he's autistic

and he got bullied at school. You know, people beat him up because he was like, he had a hard time protesting. You know, people have a hard time protesting.

That's when the bullies take advantage. And a lot of times people that are into sex, why do they have a hard time protesting? Even if they're big, strong people.

It's because they have shame. So don't let the bullies take advantage of you. Lose the shame. Yeah.

Even if it takes making up a name. Right. So your family doesn't know. Okay.

So what else do we have here? We have, somebody said they, ooh, I think it was, somebody wanted to see

Selma masturbate. Of course. You could do that in Tyler's lap. Tyler was sitting there.

I'm going to make a man. I mean, you could have a toy or not or another, I don't know. Oh shucks. And by the way, shout out to Catherine Imperio new month.

It's masturbation month. Catherine, you've got the right color. Oh, and she joined. She's on Bonoboville.

Yeah. She's joined us. She's one of my favorites. I love her.

Have we found that Stephen Colbert picture yet? Okay. Let's look at that. Just to get Selma turned on here is this is,

this is for you to, you know, kind of masturbate to. You like blow up dolls, right? I do. I mean, you know, this is Tyler Knight's blow up doll.

How come we don't see the dick? Oh, there's a piece of paper covering the dick. God damn it. And there's Stephen Colbert kind of interviewing

the blow up doll. You're not there actually, but you are represented by your blow up doll. It must have made a few sales.

Yeah. And you would not believe the hate mail I get from people that say your blow up doll has a balloon penis that it doesn't stay hard.

A balloon penis. Yeah. I mean, it's a freaking balloon. You're right.

You're a balloon. What do you expect? Right. Wow.

Well, I thought it was a malfunction or something. And do you have a dildo? A balloon malfunction. You also have to say you got to get the dildo?

Yeah, the dildo also. Yeah. OK. It's molded right off of me.

So yeah. Oh, was that fun or was that a chore? Um, well, the process is a lady that's old enough to be my grandmother was stroking me to keep me

hard while they pour freezing plastic over my penis. But other than that, it was awesome. So compared to that. What kind of fluffer is that?

Now we have Selma Sims sitting on your penis. I think that's a lot better. This is a lot better. A lot better.

A lot better. All right. Well, where did you do that? Out at Dr. Johnson, where he has 300 grandmothers out there

making penises? This was just like someone that they just pulled off the assembly line. It's like you.

They're going to make a penis now. Yeah, exactly. You wake up and you make your lunch and you go to work and then you don't realize that 9.30 that morning

you'll be fluffing somebody. Whoa, that's funny. That's funny. All right.

So I also have a guy named Brad. Brad, are you on the line? It says Brad on line one. Is Brad on the line?

Going to hung up. We have a no-call there. OK, Brad. But I know he actually is also on Twitter.

Oh, he hung up. He hung up. He got tired. But you know, he's also on Twitter as avid masturbator.

So this is your month, Brad. And so he is the one who said I would like for Selma to demonstrate how she likes to masturbate. I absolutely do.

Do you have a Hitachi? Hitachi. You know, you sit there. I will get one.

OK, you got to talk, though, and act like you know how to do it. OK, all right, so. Where are you going? All right, in the meantime, I'm just going to rub myself

just so I can get it pre-wet. Get a condom. OK, so we've got condoms from condomania. Thank you very much because we have a Hitachi coming.

We're going to need an extension. No, maybe not. We're going to need somebody to crawl underneath there and plug it in.

Somebody, yeah. All right, so. Oh, yeah, there's like a connection down there. So basically you like to play with a Hitachi.

That's the physical part. What do you like to think about? Oh, OK, think of really big black hogs. Oh, what a coincidence.

Speaking of race, you know, we possibly find one of those. That's a good one. OK, and we have Pandora here.

Yes. And you may choose a condominium condom. We don't need to. Yeah, you could use the big one.

You could use a big one for him. Keep the big one for him. Keep use maybe. Oh, a flavored one.

Oh, suck on the Hitachi. I think it's flavored. No, it's not. OK.

Here she goes. This is Selma sins. Thank you, Pandora, for lending your lovely Hitachi. And now we move the props.

Monkey business is going to spank the monkey, watching her. Everybody is going to spank the monkey. Everybody now. OK, so this is I like to start by rubbing them all over my

panties just so we can get that much wet. Oh, yeah. Right over the panties is a good thing. You know, because Hitachi is very strong.

It is. It's very strong. So it definitely sometimes needs a little barrier. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can feel it, too. And you can say it in the microphone. You know, I can feel it, too.

It's pretty freaking awesome. It is. You feel it. You feel the vibration.

Look at that. Oh, yeah. And those Cinco de Mayo red shorts that are stretching, stretching out there.

Yeah. Selma sins is celebrating a masturbation to Mayo. Oh, yeah. Beautiful.

Oh, it's looking so good. This is really inspiring, everyone. It's looking good. Celebrate the holiday, both holidays.

Masturbation month and Cinco de Mayo. Went a little smack with a juxta leather finger flogger. Yeah. I don't know if she said yes.

Yes, no. Wait, what was the question? This is a juxta leather finger flogger. Woo.

Oh, OK. All right. I'm just like somewhere else right now. Rub it.

Oh, just rub it. Just feel it, girl. Feel it. From behind and from in front.

Oh, yeah. Selma sins sitting in the lap of Tyler Knight. Masturbating in the night. Oh, beautiful.

Oh, that sounded really good. Oh, it is. Did that, was that an orgasm? Yes, it was.

Did we have orgasm, Houston? Yeah, let's hear it for Selma sins supporting acting from Tyler Knight. She did rumb one out. I sure did.

Oh, yeah. Damn. You deserve a shot for that. Actually deserve a lot more.

Communion time. Oh, I think so. Yeah. Speaking of green, shout out to the green horse.

Where we celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary and Selma sins was there. We didn't know Tyler yet and he was working on his book, but you know. And masturbating. You're masturbating.

Or were you masturbated there? No, he was busy writing his book. Oh, he was busy writing his book and masturbating. You're right.

It's intellectual masturbation. You're right. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So now you're ready to get into other territory maybe. Wait, what? Well, more communion. Hey, what's going on?

What's going on? I don't know. What's the rating on the show? Oh, just so I know.

We're unrated. We're absolutely unrated. Okay. Yeah.

You can do anything you want. People who can't take it are just listening. Got it. Or I don't want you to get angry.

Turn off your radio or television or web, whatever, you know. If you don't like love, you know. You're going to unplug it too. Yeah.

There's lots you can do. But I think everybody who's tuned in is very tuned in. It's very, very tuned in and turned on. And turned on, tuned in and turned on.

Oops. And here we go. Okay. We got stuff going on.

Yeah. Okay. So maybe the happy trail goes down a little lower now. I don't know.

What do you think? Actually, happy trail starts from right there. Right there. Happy trail.

Okay. We have the suitable colors and the rainbow. Actually, do you mind if I go first? Please do.

Okay. I like an aggressive man. Right? Yeah.

Notice I'm dropping to my knee here. Yes, I see them. Oh. It's very bonobo.

Damn. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Oh. Shoes. Yummy. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. Down, down. Whoa.

You know, sorry about that. Whoa. The mic got very excited. I need some help.

So it's the ground there. It's the ground first. Is that the idea? I got it.

Is it on? Yeah. So the ground is first, right? Yeah.

The ground. This is what we call plowing the field or the ground. Hey, Chris. Can you

appreciate on the camera and the glasses and Oh my god. He's good. They didn't give him the Obama part for nothing.

This is Obamacare. This is real. This is the real Obamacare. This is the kind we need, especially the women in the world.

webcam, webcam. Oh my god. Switch it to webcam. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Is he better than the Hitachi or not? Yeah. It's up there.

He rates up there with Hitachi. Some of Soon's brothers and sisters is going a little beyond masturbation month with a little help from a real human. That's okay.

By the way, you can do that on masturbation month. She is getting her pussy eaten. Oh my god.

By a cunning linguist named Tyler Knight. He really knows his pussy. And this is a new pussy for him, but he seems to know it. Oh yeah.

That is so beautiful. That is gorgeous. That is just exquisite. Two beautiful people.

Oh my god. Just back to the camera. Back to the camera. Making merry for masturbation month and anytime.

Cinco de Mayo. Beauty, beauty, beauty. Luscious lovin'. I don't even think he put salt down there.

I think he's just enjoying himself. Sprinkle a little bit of salt right here. Oh my god. Oh yeah.

The salt makes it a little spicy. Yeah. Shot. Damn.

Dirty tequila. Shot time. Whoa. We love you dirty tequila.

I missed the spot. Oh yeah. You could go after that one more time. I feel like it's like my pre birthday present right now.

When's your birthday? On the 18th. Happy birthday. Thank you.

I feel like I'm getting spoiled already. I know. Masturbation month, Cinco de Mayo, and Selma's birthday. Celebrate.

Can you play happy birthday on her pussy? Feliz Coopliano's Parity. Feliz, I'll stop. They are dating.

It's obvious. This is their first date. Right here on the Dr. Susan block show. They are having their first date.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Luscious. That was amazing. Amazing.

Amazing. God damn. Okay. If you didn't believe in Obamacare before.

Shit, now you do. Now you do. I mean, and he enjoyed it too. Look at how obvious that is.

He sure did. Okay. The happy trail maybe goes a little farther. Mmm.

I'm very happy. He's very happy. He is Tyler Knight. I'm sure he is.

Love to see how happy he is. So, cheers to the holiday. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Okay, we forgot which are the shots and which are the actual drinks because, you know, we're having some fun. It's all good.

I still have my shot. Okay. And you have your panties. And I have my panties.

My shot seems to have been. It disappears. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Here we go. I know you're not driving. You're running. So it doesn't matter.

I'll just, can you get a ticket for drunk running? Is that possible? You know, in LA, the LAPD. I know.

You could do that. I know. Sarah, you were swerving in the sidewalk. Yeah.

Get it together. Get it together. Pick what side. You know, we're going to take you in.

They got quotas. They have to bring in people speaking of racism, you know. And we have a prison industrial complex that does pick up people for ridiculous things.

So, hey, speaking of bullying, bullying. That's some bullying. And I love the hashtag my LAPD. Have you seen it?

Oh, yeah. They started it with my New York PD, my NYPD. And they were getting horrible bad pictures. Right.

They started with a publicist. You thought this would be a good idea. We're going to have people hugging their local cop. What is this?

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They started it with my hashtag my NYPD. They thought, yeah, we're going to get all these like people hugging their cop, showing pictures. Show your picture of yourself with the NYPD.

So what did they get? A bunch of police brutality. Thousands of them. Pulling hair, police.

Kicking people, beating on people, smashing their heads into cars. And, of course, mostly people of not the white race. And, you know, it's disgusting.

And all races, but mostly people of not the white race. And it's just, you see it. And then, of course, they picked it up with my LAPD and their neck and neck for who's horribler.

They're both pretty much Ty. Yeah. They're both pretty horrible. I've had my share of runners with the LAPD.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Testify, brother. Ty.

Right. Stare down a barrel of a couple of LAPD guns. I have to. I sued him.

Oh, yeah, you sure did. I did. I won a settlement. Nice.

It was tough. It was tough. I had to go up against them with this old Puritan judge, Manuel Rial, who happens to be Hispanic,

but he calls himself Manuel Rial. Oh, God. Right. And he's like, he acts like he's an old Puritan father.

And he said, you are lucky you weren't taken into jail or killed because they raided my show. You know. Assholes.

But, you know, they never charged me. Wait, wait. Killed because you're doing a beauty show. Yeah, exactly.

No, it's a beautiful service you're doing. A beautiful service. Exactly. It's a sexuality show.

Anyway, they didn't have anything. And I sued him. And, you know, it was tough. And they put me through the ringer.

And my lawyer even dropped out. And yet I was legally blonde. And I got somewhere and I got a good settlement that helped to start Bonoboville.

So, and they haven't bothered me since because, you know. Take that. They saw it wasn't worth it. But unfortunately, you know, that's what they do with a lot of people.

They just they they profile based on race and sex a lot. So, you know, you're doing something sexual. They figure you're breaking the law. So, we've got seven more minutes.

All righty. Well, then I better take this shot now. Duh-dum-dum. Okay, a little music on.

Maestro. Selma is acting very Bonobo now. Taking the salt into her own hands. And just going down Tyler's happy trail.

Little music crew. Somebody, something. Someone, please. Someone, please get some music on.

Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to go on my knees. Okay. Oh, yep, yep.

Not to be outdone by the man. The woman is now, you know. Surrender is a turn on. Oh, yes.

It's not always great to be on top. Sometimes you want to get down on your knees. But I'm not praying. No, no, that's true.

Playing is what we do. Come let us play, brothers and sisters. As you watch Selma sins, get down on her knees

and appreciate Tyler Knight. And he is so ready. He looks ready. And we are just enjoying the beauty, you know, LAPD.

Don't you worry. You stay home now. Help me. Help me celebrate the holiday.

Okay. We are going to move this over here. And we all are animals, actually. We humans.

We are delightful, crazy animals. I love sequel to bio. Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. You'll always celebrate now.

She's doing a good job. All right. Now I take my shot. So cheers.

Cheers. Much cheer. And what do they say in Spanish? Wait.

Salute. Salute. All right. Salute.

Yo, we love you dirty tequila. We love you Selma sins. I love you too, Dr. Suzy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Selma. Such a beauty. Oh, yeah. So gorgeous.

And Tyler looks so good. We know why he's a Playgirl spokesmodel. We know why he's Obama. I think I need some more lemon.

Lemon, lemon, lemon. We have a lemon request. Or as they say on Espanol, limón. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Tyler, you look so good. Beautiful. Oh, yes. Mmm.

This will give everyone a good start to masturbation month. They got it. It just got hard all of a sudden. Yeah, I see.

I see the pop that the first there's been a couple of bursts, you know. And now there's a there's a nice real big burst here. I mean, most guys would be happy with the size of Tyler soft, but Tyler hard. Oh, my goddess.

Yo, yo, yo, baby. That was yummy. Oh, that is gorgeous. So yummy.

Yo. Damn, and it just keeps getting harder. It just keeps getting harder. Look at that.

I mean, I don't know. You want to do anything else with it? I just I could see like the good rub up against it. You want to put that.

That really needs a magnum. Okay. Magnum or just panties. Oh, yeah.

Beautiful. It's just like growing like a tree. Oh, yeah. I was just so beautiful.

Mutual masturbation. Actually, you know, that is something you can do with masturbation. If you request and you get what you want here, you get everything you want.

A beautiful cock and lemon slices. Oh, so beautiful. Tyler Knight and Selma Sins getting together for the first time on Tyler's Virgin Show and Selma is celebrating Cinco de Mayo in a whole new way.

Everybody, everybody is celebrating masturbation month. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

If you're driving home from work, don't celebrate it right now. Okay. Celebrate it when you get home. Okay.

Woo. Sometimes you can't help it, though. It's just so good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it looks so good. That is what it is. The mm, mom. It's the mm, mom.

It starts with masturbation and it goes wherever it goes. Maybe mutual masturbation. That's what Tyler and Selma are demonstrating right now for your sex education and erotic entertainment.

Mutual masturbation. So nice. Maybe you could stand up or something so we could see how this is done. Right?

They've still got their panties on, panties and of course, boxers. Although the pussies and dicks are coming out of them, but oh my goddess. Look at that beauty there.

Do we have a measurement? Is there a figure for how big that is? I mean, your body part? According to the box on the toy, it's about eight inches.

Eight inches? No. That's bigger than eight inches, right? Yeah.

Selma knows. Tyler is very modest. Can you move that microphone, Dr. Susie, right in front of there? Just take it out here and it's going to go handheld.

He does. He enjoys you. I think that's clear. That is correct.

That is correct. It's not just this, although this is definitely something, I mean, I think he is a professional, but I also think he really enjoys you.

I think so too. I think he just understands what a lot of Dr. Susie fans already know, which is that Selma sins is irresistible. Selma sins is that simply sweet, delicious, yumsicle

that you just want to eat right up. She's just yummy. Totally yummy. She's going to bend over.

I like that line. That sounds good. I'm going to bend over. You know, we've got your back on the screen now.

Chris, Chris, get your back out of the shot. And now the stripper pole comes in handy. Oh, yeah, for sure. Balancing device.

Oh, yes. We have turned masturbation month into fornication month, bucking month, copulation month. And yes, Selma sins is getting all laid.

Mm, you know. All right. Did you just bring out the Hitachi? Oh, there.

I feel it too. Good vibrations. Oh, yeah, very. And that's what we thank masturbation month,

the ladies of good vibrations. Oh, yeah. Oh, that is such a beautiful scepter king, Tyler. I mean, not that Obama's a king, but Tyler is.

Obama's the president. And we love. I suppose he just popped it out. Oh, yeah.

Because it's so tight. So viciously. How are you doing back there? I'm having a great time.

Awesome. Welcome. Welcome to Bonoboville. I love the yin-yang sign on your arm,

but the other muscle is even more impressive. So beautiful. Tyler Knight. Virgin.

If only all virgins could be like this and Selma sins. Bonobos go face to face, right? Oh, yeah. Come here.

Oh, damn. They want to see their masturbating back there in the Bonoboville tech department. They got to get as good of you as possible. We all want that view.

Beautiful. Such beautiful thing, human sexuality, a little bit of a collapse. It seems like Azora camera is actually masturbating and got a little excited there. Masturbation de Mayo celebrate everyone.

We are all Mexican Americans and we are all masturbators. And we all love Selma and Tyler. Selma and Tyler. Selma and Tyler.

Oh, beautiful. So exquisite. The beauty of the human form in love, in sex, in ecstasy, in orgasm. Oh, yeah.

Thrusting, loving, feeling. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So beautiful.

She is feeling it. Deep, deep inside. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Selma sins. Star. Superman. Oh, laid.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, what happened to my hair? Yeah, that looks beautiful. And now he's lifting her up.

Yes, he's, just in case you're in the cheap seats and just listening to radio Susie 1, he is lifting her up while fucking her. Yeah, well, we're going to stop with him. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. He's going back to eating her. Oh, my God. This is Superman.

Sexual Superman, Tyler and I. Oh, yeah. So hot. So hot.

So hot. So hot. We're all sweating. We're all just celebrating.

This is what I call a fiesta. Thanks, Dr. Susie. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Can we have a hand? I mean, Master Benjamin, let's give these people a hand. These are stars. These are God and goddess.

Tyler Knight and Selma Sins. Woo-hoo! Yay! Next time get people with chemistry, that would help.

Yeah, right, right, I know. We didn't really know. Dr. Susie. So here's what we're going to do now.

We're going to close the show because we're past midnight. We are. Oh, I didn't know. Time flies when you're fucking.

Everybody's going to be naked though, like this. Okay. And so you're going to close the show like you usually do. Okay.

They're going to be sitting there like nothing happened. All right. Nothing's happening. So nothing's happening, folks.

No, but we're going to set up the cameras. We've got to set up the cameras. So take a half a break. A half a break is what we're doing now.

Can you set up the cameras? Make sure, just like when we were interviewing in the beginning. You guys know what they were talking about. I've had a few Bonoboville communions myself.

And I'm also extremely aroused by the. That's going to be Susie's camera right there. Beautiful mutual masturbation that has turned into copulation.

That has turned into lovemaking, really. I mean, because, hey, these are porn stars, but, you know, they could just be whatever. Okay.

You can actually do your clothes like this, but give me a few minutes here so we can close it. Okay. So change the tape.

Whatever we need to do. We're going to do a little break and, you know, change the tape. That was great, guys.

That was horrible. I'm never coming back. I'm never coming back to the show. That's it. I'm done with this show.

Okay. We're all fucked up in a good way. We don't need to change tapes. Okay. We don't need to change tapes. So just stay where you are.

What do we do this? What are we doing? Is the camera operating more? Okay. Good. So you're going to close the show.

Okay. Do a close to the show. Well, it's almost midnight, and then you're going to tell people to watch

the after-show. All right. So here we are. This is, uh, yeah. You're tuned into the Dr. Susan Block show featuring

Tyler Knight. And where can we find them? Well, we can find them on the Colbert show for God's sakes.

We can find him playing Obama, and we can find him at his own website tylanight.com and Selma

Sins. We love Selma. Where do we find you? At my Twitter, and that would be at Selma Sins S-E-L-M-A-S-I-N-S.

That would not be Twitter. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, Twitter. And I'm Tyler Knight triple X on Twitter.

Yep. Tyler Knight triple X in case you didn't figure that out. Yeah. As opposed to PG 30. Like if you're stupid or something.

The other Tyler Knight, right. There's an NC17 Tyler, but it's a little boring. And we just want to say well, we love you. I mean, you should

stay tuned for the after-show, but right now the official part of the show is kind of over. Whatever. You could call it over

or you could just say, yeah. So give us the closing. Thank you. But basically make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Yeah. Celebrate masturbation, demial and make love to someone you love

tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you. And from our house to your house, thank you for having us.

And don't forget, join us on Bonoboville and its social media grown up.

From our house to your house, thanks for having us. Take care. Good night. Bye-bye. See you next week. We need to talk with someone about something you can't

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