Kink Month Kick-Off 2016

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, kinksters and kink stars. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. But one thing we know until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of

sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to the womb room, yes indeed, with my wondrous vulva puppet and all of this woman here, baby. Welcome to the womb room in Bonoboville,

LA. It's kind of warm inside, Indian summer. And it's the first night of October if you're tuned in to me live. And it's the first night of kink month. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters just like the good ladies and gentlemen and trans everybody at Good Vibrations declared May to be masturbation month. Well, the good folks at the stock room

providing us with excellent luscious handcuffs. Come on in close, Cromwell. Cromwell is that? Cromwell? Yep, Cromwell. Close, close, show the cuffs. Show the cuffs. Yes, yes, yes, show the cuffs. Come on, come on, come on. There we go. Nice cuffs, huh? Okay, well, we might put somebody in these cuffs tonight.

So, stock room in their infinite marketing wisdom has declared that October is kink month. Yes indeed, which is, you know, time to let your kink flag lie. Absolutely. And don't let it flag. Just express your kink. Not to say you shouldn't express your kink every other month of the year, just like you can masturbate every day.

It's just that during this month, it's kind of like women's history month, you know. What is that? Like March or something? Then you talk about it. You promote it. You come out of your closet about it. You share about it, you know. So that's what kink month is all about. So we are going to get kinky.

And by the way, no, I didn't buy this. It's fur. You're watching. But a lot of kinky people have a fur fetish and somebody gave it to me. So there's all kinds of kinky kinks out there. Really, anything that isn't about procreative, monogamous, monotonous, marital sex is kinky to somebody.

So I think when you let your kink flag fly, it can mean a gazillion different things. And we are going to explore many of those things tonight on the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville. And let's see. I have some very exciting guests. Very kinky. And different levels of kinky, you know.

Very different levels of kinky that we're going to explore tonight. Yes. All in the Halloween spirit of revelry, role play, and fear. Yes, yes, fear is scary, right? I mean, it's something we think is not good and is kind of an inhibitor to eroticism.

And yet, when everything is okay, when everything is permitted, when nothing is taboo, I mean, usually you just take a nice nap or you hold hands and maybe a peck on the cheek. Not much eroticism. As George Bataille, that great French philosopher of the 1950s,

when so much was taboo, it was bad time. There was too much taboo, I think, you know. But he came up with this theory that I kind of agree with, that eroticism kind of depends on taboo, depends on fear. But not too much, you know. A little bit of fear is like spice in your enchilada. Bill Clinton, of course, is here with us tonight. You're not surprised, he's kinky.

Anyway, a little bit of fear is like spice in your enchilada, but too much spoils the meat. So, be careful. But don't be too careful, because if you're too careful, you lose the love, you lose the lust, you lose the kink, the spice in your enchilada, or your tamale, depending on what you have. So, here we are, right in my womb room, about to spice it up and get kinky.

So, I want to introduce my guests, and maybe get some of them into bed with me here. Yes. By the way, this fear thing, I just want to say, has to be consensual, right? We're not talking about really scaring anybody. Non-consensually, okay? We're talking about, you know, and it works. It's okay when you open up and you share and you agree, even sign a contract.

It's okay. It actually doesn't extinguish the fear. It's amazing how the erotic theater of the mind can work. And so, everything consensual, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. All right, so here I feel like I want to introduce everybody in a way. So, over here to my right is goddess Godiva.

Welcome goddess Godiva. Say hello. Hi. I'm happy to be here, and I totally agree with you on the whole entire fear thing. There's, number one, safety words. Safety words are humongous, and it's very, very erotic and spicy to be able to explore some of these, like, this fear. But definitely, the safety words are definitely one part of it, but a huge part of the turn on is the fear, and the not knowing and exploring.

And having a safe word doesn't mean you lose the fear. Exactly. It's just like having a net when you're doing trapeze. You're still afraid when you're doing the trapeze, really. So cool. Well, you have such a hot outfit, and you look like you're reading a good book right there.

Oh, I am. Actually, it's an amazing book. Can they see it? Right there? Right there. There's my cameras. Right there.

Stand up. Show the outfit and the book. Yep. There she is. I'm really bad with saying words. You are really good, actually. When you're bad, you're better. That's what Mae West said, and she's right.

She is. And it's called the Bonobo? You know, that's another pronunciation. That's not the one that I go for. Bonobo, baby. Bonobo way.

Yes, yes. You say Bonobo, I say Bonobo, but let's not call the whole thing off. In fact, why don't you sit down here? You sit right over here. You're so cute in this very kinky outfit. Is this leather or vinyl or what is this? Talk into the microphone like you're giving it head, but don't slumber.

It's kind of like vinyl, and then I thought these are pretty neat. These are stockings that actually kind of make your heels look like boots. Latex, actually. I happen to have a tweeter, Delray, is kind of into vinyl. That's a kinky thing, vinyl.

Oh, yeah. And latex can be really, really fun, too. Have you ever tried latex? Oh, yeah. It's too hot for tonight. I thought about the latex, and I just, you know, kind of were having that October global warming Indian summer thing happening. So it's a little hot, but vinyl is not as hot as latex, and it is, it didn't have to kill any animals. I mean, non-human animals, that is.

Exactly. I agree there. Maybe had to kill a human animal or so to make this. I don't necessarily disagree with either. Well, it depends.

Heard him, but don't kill him, you know. Yeah. Anyway, so, okay, we have you here, and look at this. This is all very kinky, little garters and everything. So, Goddess Godiva, you are a kinkster, a kinkstar.

Actually, I am a mistress of the dark side. I actually cater to kinks, subs, panty-sluts, slaves, and several other fetishers, like foot fetishers, baby fetishes. You name it, I've done it pretty much. Wow. Okay.

Yeah. These are like adults playing babies. Oh, yes. And you're like the governess?

I am the governess, yes. I would basically be like their mama, and then that type of kink has so many levels and areas of it. Exactly. Wow.

How many levels? You know, there's the really kinky level where they completely dress up and get in a crib and stuff. Yes. And then there's just the almost vanilla level of just snuggling up to your breast.

And wanting to like suckle on your nipples and whatnot. Or be spanked. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

A lot of kinks have different levels. So, I want to also introduce the eminently statuesque, fabulous lady, Maguire. Wow. Hi.

Lady Maguire, I'm so excited to have you on the show tonight. Thank you very much. I'm actually very happy to be here. Yeah.

And you are here from far away? Yes and no. Right? Because I was actually born in Los Angeles.

But the last nine years I've been out of the country touring and having fun. Ooh, were you anyplace kinky? I did six months in Stockholm where I worked at a dungeon. Stockholm syndrome.

Right there. I mean. Well, it was a lot of fun because afterwards we'd all go to the ice bar. That was amazing.

And it's cold. It's really, really, really cold. Really cold in the ice bar. And it's even cold in Stockholm anyway.

Right. I bet you were a big hit in Stockholm. You look a little Swedish actually. Everybody said that.

And when I went over there, the Swedes, they looked at me. And they go, you're not from here. Where are you from? And then there was a translation issue because they were saying,

where am I from? And I said, Los Angeles. Then they go, no, no, no. Where are you from?

I was like, oh my God, what are we talking about? But what they wanted to know was heritage. Ah. What is your heritage?

I'm a Northern European mutt. OK. So lots and lots of mixes. I thought maybe you were something crossed with a giraffe.

Sorry. Actually, no. That's my running joke. OK.

Like being a giraffe. Should stand up because you get kinky just by standing. And here she is. Lady wire.

Wow. How tall are you? On a good day, I'm somewhere around six, seven. Good day.

I think we have a good day going. After I got from a chiropractor, right? Chiropractor or actually get a good massage from somebody who wants to play.

And stand up straight, right, right. And be proud of your height, height, height. Yay. Look at that.

And you're in a lovely sundress to show off your toned body. And shoes. Yeah, very nice shoes. You know, it's sort of almost not kinky.

But somehow on you it is. Well, that's because I play stepford wife. Oh. So I do the mommy fetishes as well.

And I'm the 1950s housewife. Well, certainly you're taller than everybody. Exactly, like a pin-a-mon. You can be everybody's mommy.

It's true. Wow. All right. Lady Maguire.

Welcome to kick-off on the Dr. Susan Block show. And you are with Lady Maguire. What is your name again? I'm sorry.

On the microphone, please. I'm Lady Eileen. Lady Eileen. Is that like E-I-L-E-E-N?

Or I? Is A-I-L-A-I-O. A-I, like artificial intelligence. We're going to talk some about that in a little while,

because that's scary, really. But a little bit, you know, kinky, actually, in a way, the whole artificial intelligence of my Hitachi magic wand is really amazing.

Technology means biology, right? Yeah. Technology means biology. These are the best in the market.

So you, Eileen, you're Mistress Eileen or Goddess Eileen? All of that. You're a dominatrix? I cater to most fetishes.

You're a caterer. You can say that. Serve up some of your dishes. Well, I like how you're dressed in this very old-fashioned

lingerie type of thing here. Why don't you stand up and show off this? Whoa, don't trip over it. Look at this.

Feathery. Very feathery. Yeah. This is Mae Westie.

I like it. Love it, actually. Why don't you swirl it? Walk around.

Swirl. Swirl it. Just show it off. Swirl it.

Oh, yeah. There you go. I don't want to eat you with it, or maybe I should.

I don't know. Why? Okay. So I didn't say turn the music on yet.

But you should punish him for that. I should. Where's your whip? I'll show you how to do it.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Punish him with autumn leaves. Oh, here we go.

This is actually a nice riding crop made by Jux Leather. And they also made my little finger flogger here. I like that. Yeah, you can talk into the microphone.

I like that, finger flogger. And last but not least, up on my broadcast bed stage is my surprise guest that I didn't know was coming. But I'm so excited to introduce Dr. Myrtle Means.

Hello. Here she is. Hello, everyone. And she is right here.

And Dr. Myrtle and I met on an airplane. Wow. We didn't join the Mile High Club, or that would have been very kinky.

Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to do it these days with all the tiny little restrooms and, you know, knock, knock, knock all the time.

It's very difficult. I did join the Mile High Club years ago. But we did have a very scintillating conversation on the airplane. That's true.

Yes, we did. That's true. Yes. Prepared you to come visit me.

Absolutely. Yes. I'm here to champion the cause of the married and monotonous, because we can be kinky too.

Yes. Yes. Even monogamous. We can be kinky too.

I'm low-key kinky with my bondage straps on my feet for all the foot fetish. There we go. Look at that.

Bondage straps. That is low-key kinky. It's low-key kinky. Let's just zero in on these straps here.

With, of course, a nice pedicure. That's required. It is required for those who have the foot fetish. At the same time, some of them actually, at the same time,

really stinky feet. It would be really shocked. The ones that would, like the day before, asked me to go walk around in the mud

and all this stuff first. Oh, gosh. So it's actually optional. Right.

Right. I think that that is a certain specialized taste, that dirty feet thing. Actually, you'd be surprised most of the foot fetishes

that I've met. I've got to say about seven out of ten. But you're meeting ones that hire you. Yes.

Right. So they're not like a cross-section of the universe, really. That's why I think that probably Dr. Myrtle keeps her feet clean for her monogamous,

but not monogamous marital foot fetishism. So yeah, clean feet, fine. Dirty feet, if you're into it, you might have to pay somebody for it.

But then again, it works for some people. Right? And so we met on an airplane, and not just any airplane,

but we were leaving the ASEC conference. And by the way, my poster here up above me, which you could show right now. Yes.

Show the poster. Right? Okay. This was made at the ASEC conference,

which was the Association for, what is it? The American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists.

And I gave a talk on the Bonobo Way, a new grade A paradigm for human sexuality. You know? Well, the old grade A paradigm is the killer ape,

which is what common chimps are, and all the apes actually do some killing, except Bonobos, who not so coincidentally have a lot of sex

and are very female and powered. So we talked about Bonobos. Yes. On the plane.

And we talked about your book, The Recipe for Ecstasy. That you sent me. Yes, all about intimacy and pleasure,

what women want, social relationship satisfaction, and the couple's guide to intimacy and pleasure. Right.

The couple's guide. This is for those monogamous peoples, so as not to be to monotonous. Right?

So how to put a little kink in your vanilla. And I'll let you know that one of the ingredients to the recipe for ecstasy is sexual abandon. Abandon.

Abandon. To let it all go. Wow. That means to be kinky,

to be open without fear of judgment. Some call it nasty, freaky, naughty. Freaky, nasty, naughty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean, right? Abandon, though I like that word. It's kind of an old-fashioned word. Abandon.

Abandon. You know, and it also, I guess, you know, some people think of it as a negative word,

like, I've been abandoned, but you're abandoning your inhibitions. Letting go, right? Yes, letting go, yes.

You're getting inhibited, right? Kicking your move. Kinky, kinky. You got it.

Right. All right, well, these are my fabulous guests tonight, and we're going to have some other guests as well. Let's, I think that Jackie

is going to join us in a little bit, but right now Jackie is on the camera. There she is. In fact, Jackie has introduced us

to the fabulous Lady McGuire. And she's wearing kinky shoes, too. She is. She was fun to play with.

Yes. Strapped to a cross and strapped. Make him get a head to your shoes. We could possibly bring it up in a little while.

But I do want to play a song that is kinky. And it's coincidentally came to our attention at the beginning of the kink month,

just before, just a few days ago. And it is created by a kinkster. It's actually called The Kinkster by Mark Will of the band A.I.

Right. It's called A.I. in Brackets, a.k.a. Carmina Formosa. And it's inspired by the Bonobo way.

So let's turn it up. And... Turn it up. I think my guests should just stand at least

and just let the music kind of feel or let yourself feel the music. Gotta have that kink. Dear brothers and sisters, happy kink month.

Gotta have that kink. And this is The Kinkster by A.I. Inspired by the Bonobo way.

And just reported upon in Hollywood Progressive. Where are they from? I had a timing thing going there, Max. Ray Davies is right.

The kinks! Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Let's hear it for Carmen from Formosa and A.I. They're a Taiwanese indie band.

And yeah, they just were reported upon, got a great review in the Hollywood Progressive who asked them what the inspiration was for this song. And he said, I think that those who are more

sexually indulgent are less likely to participate in violence. I have long been interested in the theories of sex therapist Dr. Susan Block.

Oh, right on. Who argues very convincingly that the reason our simian relatives, the Bonobos, are so much better at conflict resolution

than we humans are, is because they are basically hedonists. I call them ethical hedonists. But yeah, hedonists, they like pleasure.

Who have lots of sex? Unlike other apes who can be quite aggressive amongst themselves, especially humans. The over sex, not my word over,

but you know, what can I say? When you have fans, they change your words. Over sex Bonobos never kill one another. Right on, that's right, Mark.

Okay, they make love, not war. Dr. Block urges us to follow the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure. I am a strong supporter of her hashtag

gobonobos campaign online, and the kinkster definitely reflects some of her ideas. Thank you, Mark Will of AI.

Yay! And I think we got to send a copy of a book, a print copy, signed to Taiwan.

Now Captain Max. Where are you? Yeah, you answered my question, darling. Yes.

I just wanted to know where they were from. Well, it's also inspired by prints. I'm not the only inspiration. And it's a kind of an old fashioned blues.

That's good company, good company. And Frank Zappa, I hear that going on in there. And yeah, it's a kind of a fun, wild song. And it's got some very kinky things in it.

It's controversial. They usually do political songs, Max. They usually do anti-war songs. They get them a lot of love

from the progressive community. And they did this song, and a couple of their so-called progressive followers unfollowed them.

Really? Well, I'm sure. Because he talks about kinky stuff in there. A lot of people are uptight about all of that.

And yet, you know, we use all the tactics and police work and in the military and interrogations. And that's non-consensual, right?

That's not consensual. That's not consensual. When they use torture, when you're an interrogator,

that, I mean, and it's also not something that actually gets much intelligence, artificial or organic. It just sort of makes people talk,

but not necessarily tell the truth. What is that? So, waterboarding. Waterboarding.

Yeah, I was just waterboarding myself. Yeah, we do some waterboarding here. Bonobo style. Yeah.

So, let's see. Let's get kinky, or let's talk about kinks. So, what are your favorite kinks? We talked about the mommy thing.

Okay, well, my favorite kinks. A lot of kinks, I would define kinks as my clients that a lot of them are married,

and they like women. Do they tell their wives that they're seeing you? No, some of them do, but some of them don't, actually. And kinks usually, I'd like to say that

a lot of them actually go figure that a lot of them do like to wear women's panties. And they're usually the ones that are the jocks, high school, you know,

big jock popular guys. And they're afraid to tell their wives. They're afraid that their wife will think they're less of a man.

Would you like to speak to that, Dr. Myrtle? What if you're a guy and you're into panties and you have this kind of traditional relationship with your wife, do you go to someone

like Goddess Godiva, or do you tell your wife what do you do? Well, you know, the recipe for XT is all about intimacy and pleasure.

So, intimacy is about sharing, so I say share with your wife. And give her the opportunity to gratify that wish. I always do tell them that.

I really do, because if they love you, they're going to love you no matter what. Women will, you'd be so surprised at things that we'll accept.

Especially if you love somebody, there's nothing you won't accept for the most part. Well, in any case, I also agree that it's great to share

and it's optimal. I guess it's ideal. But as the captain says, the ideal is sometimes

the enemy of the real. And there are so many men who wear panties, if we're going to use that example,

who are scared to share with their wife, because they're scared that they will be rejected. So, what would you say to those men?

How do they open it up? Well, I say they have to understand themselves first and be willing to take a risk.

You talk about fear, right? You have to face fear sometimes, right? Well, the fear that she might leave you, that she might say,

what's wrong with you? And then you have to explain. Because if you're not being open and honest about it, then you're hiding.

Yes, that's true. I just try to be a release for them, somebody that they can go to

and not have to, until they start understanding why they do it or what the whole kink is and they can test the waters.

Nothing against that. I know what, something for that. You're a good talker. I'm sorry.

We should hire you for the talking fetish. Oh no. You're really good at that. So, I got to hear from

my other guests. We understand. You are a great healer of people that can't talk

to their spouses, mostly guys. But, you know, let's just say people who can't, who just are too scared, but don't want to have a heart attack

or, you know, commit some sort of murder. And so, they need to have somebody they can talk to, they can be with

and release their inner bonobo and fly their freak flag with somebody. Right.

So, that's why you're there and that's great. That's awesome. And because some people need that. But, I don't know,

sometimes when they start going to you then they might feel like, oh, I can never tell my wife. So, maybe they should try to tell the wife.

Maybe you can have both. You could, you could. Sometimes couples go to someone like yourself.

I have a lot of couples and I do encourage my subs to definitely bring their wife so maybe I can teach their wife some of the things that they're interested in

and teach their wife how to how to kind of fulfill their fantasies and their sexual appetite because I do believe

that it's important, the whole monogamous thing. And so, shout out to Mistress Tara Indiana who is a special teacher

to women, especially married women or sort of conservative women who want to learn how to, you know,

wield the crop, which I think I need a brush up on. So, you know, and she's also running for president by the way because she knows how to

beat Trump, which you can see if you watched our show last Saturday. It's now playing on Dr. Susan Block.TV

watch us beat Trump and get him on his knees where he belongs. Right.

So, I want to hear about your approach to Kinky. Lady McGuire.

Okay. Well, quickly adding on to what we were just discussing with the men and women

learning about sex and then taking it home to the other partner. I find that a lot of guys actually don't know what they're doing.

They have no idea and it takes about four or five sessions and finally they start telling me that their wife is happy.

Huh. And these are guys who are dominant or submissive or just trying to express a fetid. Well, they'd love for me to say

that they had a dominant streak in them, but I really don't think so. Okay. So, they're trying to learn to be submissive

with their wife or they're just trying to let their submissive side out with you. They aren't talking about their submissive side.

What are they talking about? No. They don't know how to actually talk. They're so submissive that they are kind of like inside themselves

and they can't actually step up. Yeah, it's very passive. They can't actually say anything to their wife about anything. So, they really want to, but

going to the mommy thing you have to encourage them. You actually have to be like, oh, it's okay. Yeah, good boy. Yeah, you should go home

and tell her this. I've had one that came to me that was wanting. If you're watching us now you can see a hot picture.

Oh, sexy. Lady Maguire. I ended up leaving my lipstick print on that couch. And she is there with Christian

XXX who has actually got a big, big giant penis inside of her. But that look of surprise is like, oh,

I can't believe I took the whole thing. Wow. Okay, you look good. And you look good now. In fact, come up here

and sit down. Show how small I am next to you. Yeah, this is Kinky. Some people might like this contrast here.

Woo, yes, indeed. You are amazing. Amazon. Yes. Definitely in Amazon.

And beautiful. Absolutely. So, Dr. Myrtle.

My mother's name was Myrtle. So I love that name. It's an unusual name. Beautiful name. Thank you. So, you know,

every guy has a little boy inside of him, right? And very often guys feel like they have to be the big man with their woman.

But what really turns them on sometimes is releasing this little boy that is like a little bonobo. So how do they

do this? How do they let that little boy out? Yeah. They have to learn how to play. There you go.

Yeah. Great minds, right? We think alike. They have to go back to that place inside of them where being playful and free was

okay. And who creates that environment? You know, make it safe for them so they can let that little boy out.

Yeah. That's where the intimacy comes. I'm back to that sharing. Right. And how about the woman? Let's talk to women now.

Because I think, you know, your book is mainly directed to women. Well, I have one book for women and I have one book for couples.

You've got to cover it. There you go. But let's talk to women. I mean, the non-professionals.

Yes. So, I mean, a lot of women wind up channeling their

sexuality, their sex drive into other things. Shopping, children, perhaps their career.

Eating. Okay. You know, yes, yes, eating. Uh-huh. Maybe even over-eating.

You know. And so, you know, this is typical and that's when often the husband

goes to one of these lovely professionals. And what should women do to forestall that?

Or is it okay to just let that happen? Well, I think the question, is it okay? It's not okay

for us often, right? So, men, they can be kinky, freaky, naughty, nasty. We expect that of them, right? They're closer to animal.

But, thanks, people expect different things from women. We have to be proper and respectful and follow all the rules. And I said, hell with that.

Right? That's where that sexual abandon. Right. There you go. That's abandoned all those rules. You don't have to be mommy or sister

or daughter. Just be lover. And that's where the bonobo way, excuse me for my plug, comes in because

the bonobo females are very aggressive about sex and other things. And the bonobo boys really like it. And they

actually stay younger longer than common chimps. They sort of sip from a bonobo fountain of youth because the females

you know, pick up a lot of the stress. And, you know, guys, it's very stressful. Let your woman, you know, take

control sometimes. And ladies, it isn't necessarily a turnoff for your guy, for you

to abandon your inhibitions as Dr. Myrtle says. It's a turn on. And it takes some of the

pressure off of him for always being in charge. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think?

Yeah, they don't always want to be in charge. Yeah. Sometimes they want somebody else to take off that edge. Yeah. How do you take off the

edge? What do you do? Oh my god, you really want to tell me? Do I want to tell you? No, I want you to tell me. Well, I just tell you. Yeah, yeah.

There's so many ways. And, um, well, it's like, um, it's about teaching them. It's about educating them.

And, you know, always slowly and where are you from originally? Spain. That lovely accent you're a Spanish

senorita. Yes. Yeah. Almodovar movies. Oh my god.

You know, it's a romantic country, but at the same time, a lot of stereotypes, I guess, and you got to

you know, get through past the stereotypes. Still all the Franco and the churches of stereotypes. All the stereotypes.

Right. Right. Do you get any Franco fetishes? I mean, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. And my family

like, yeah, people were very supportive of Franco. Right. And you still, you know, but all kinds of things keep coming out of the closet.

Well, that is sometimes what is geeky, is to dress up as something you're afraid of. You know, that's what we do on Halloween, right? When we become

monsters and Nazis and crazy people and, you know, and Trump, you know. It's a popular

character to dress up as, but not to be president. Okay, brother and sister, can we get that straight? It's good for reality TV.

Good for reality TV. That's about it. That's it. That is it. Because our lives are too important to turn into reality TV.

I think, you know, right, Captain Max? Yes. Yes, I'm right here. I'm sitting at the bar.

Beat Trump, right. How are you? Hey, you guys, don't forget to tip the bartenders, by the way. Ah, yes, the bartenders. Because they're volunteers here.

Whoa. Maybe we have time for a little the Noboville Communion. Ooh.

They're waiting for it. They're wine getting ready. Yeah. You know about the Noboville Communion. I'm going to learn now. Yeah, you're going to learn. Maybe you'd like to do it with your

your friend here, or your friends, right? Are you lovers as well? Well, we've played around. We know each other's body.

Yeah. Okay. Nice. All right. Actually, if we get a close-up, I probably have a Hickey over here

from the other day. From the other day? Yeah, like what? Not from Goddess Eileen, or was she there? No, she's the one that did it.

Oh, you gave her a Hickey. That's Hickey. It's old-fashioned Hickey. Yeah, very old-fashioned Hickey.

She gave me two. She's an old-fashioned Spanish Senorita. I can see that. Does she bite?

Well, we're going to find out. Because Noboville Communion involves a little bit of oral interaction. I know that.

Right? So, I would like one of my bartenders from Divinity's Beverage Service.

You can find them on Facebook, and that's Divinity's D-I-V-I-N-I-T-Y-S without the apostrophe.

So, forget your grammar. And who's this? Megan? Liz. This is Liz.

Liz looks very chic tonight, yes, in your little black and fall maroon.

So, actually, I have the Agua that happens to be gripped by

a green bonobo. Well, no, it's a monkey, but a Hollywood. It's about as close as you get

to a bonobo that's green. Liquor as a healing source or something. You know, this is Communion. Did you grow up Catholic?

You must have grown up Catholic. Absolutely. Because you grew up in Spain. Right. Are you still a practicing Catholic? Church sometimes.

You do? Okay. Do you take Communion? Not often, but I don't want to desecrate it, but...

You don't want to desecrate it? Well, you have to go to Confession first. Wow, wow. So, you're pretty Catholic then.

Yeah, I could say that. Okay, well, this isn't Catholic, but we call it Communion. It's Bonoboville Communion, okay?

So, it does have a Catholic kind of parallel, but I think there's

Communion in other religions too. What did you grow up with? Where's your microphone? Oh, you're sharing a microphone. I gave it to the bartender.

You're so giving. Sometimes. What did you grow up? I grew up... Oh, you know what? I was told

I was Episcopalian. You were told? Yes, not that I paid much attention to that. Wow, you didn't know what religion you grew up with.

Somebody had to tell you later. Yes. Interesting. Were you adopted? No, I'm a twin set. A twin set? Did your twin

know what religion you were brought up with? No, she went for Buddhism, and then she later ended up going to Taoism.

Is she as tall as you? She actually had asthma, so asthma is a steroid, so it actually... She stopped at 511,

the shortest one in the family. Wow. Wow. Stopped at 511. She was upset by this.

She was actually upset by this. I can imagine. She must have a neck ache. She must charge you with whiplash.

My mother's told us that she went for genetics. She's 6'1". Right. And my dad's 6'4". All right.

So that's good to know all of that. Even though I'm not sure what it has to do with being Episcopalian. Do they do Communion in Episcopal?

No, that means I have no idea what they do. I have no idea what they do. Last Halloween I was horrible with religion and did a kinky video.

Did you grow up with a religion? Yes. Actually, my grandmother was... I'm Catholic too, and part Spanish. My grandmother was a nun

and she was kicked out of the convent before my grandfather met her and married her. Why was she kicked out of the convent? She was a bad drunk.

She used to drink a lot. Really? Okay. Well, that fits right in with our kids. Poor girl. I'm used to Communion.

Did she tell you stories about the graveyards in convent sometimes where the babies get buried in? Yes, actually.

Wow. Really, really sad, actually. Can I interrupt a second? Go right ahead, Captain. We were just talking about Italy and San Felice.

The main Felingeri villa in Torre Annunziata belongs to the Archdiocese of Pompeii.

It has many tunnels under the mountains for it. And that's where they bury a lot of the nun's

babies in our house. My grandmother used to have actually nightmares about that. Well, I'm glad we're touching on scary

imagery right now because it is Kink Month and it is the month of Halloween. And yes,

fear can be an aphrodisiac as long as it's not too scary. So we're going to move right along into Bonoboville Communion now.

Oh, your religion. What did you grow up with? I grew up in non-denominational churches. Non-denominational Christian.

Are you still non-denominational Christian? I do not believe in organized religion. I say good. I don't either.

We are all children of sex. So, you know, otherwise it's a guess, I guess. But, you know, I also respect

people's religions. I'm not one of these I guess fascistic atheists. Oh yeah, absolutely.

We're free to honor and love and respect and worship whomever we desire and whoever we choose.

And some of the atheists out there, Sam Harris, I'm talking about you, but I do like your TED Talks,

especially the one on artificial intelligence I saw today. It was scary. It really got me scared about how the artificial intelligence is going to take over

humanity. Oh, wow. But, you know, he says that's going to be our God.

Okay, so we are very respectful of all the religions and we have our own communion and we now are going to

celebrate a little Bonoboville Communion. Would you like to start? Yes, sure. So now,

we're almost out of time. We have three minutes. I think it says ten minutes over there. Oh, it's ten minutes. Right.

There's a big difference. I don't know if somebody gave me a sign that said three minutes. Is it ten or three? Is it ten or three?

It's ten. So, this is our Agua Cocoa Leaf Liquor at the scene in BC.

And you are going to pour a shot, right? And would you like the lime salt or the Himalayan pink salt?

This is the body. Who's getting waterboarded? The Himalayan pink salt. The Himalayan pink salt. Are you going to be the altar girl? The Himalayan.

Yeah, sure. You're going to be the altar girl. You need a microphone. Where's a microphone? There you go. Let's have a little sensual obviousness here. You would like

to be the altar girl? Yes, I'll be the altar girl. So, the altar girl reveals

a part of her body. It can be any part. We tend to go for the boobs. But, you know, you could do another part.

I should untie the bow. That would be great. That would work. I'll even hold the microphone.

And she is untieing the bow, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is a great moment in the show.

At which point, we see the fabulous boobies of Lady Maguire. And this is the altar.

Yes, this is the altar tonight. So, you come forward, little Catholic girl. Yes, I'm glad you took your skirt off. I'm glad that is the Himalayan.

Come on over here. You could sit close here and you sit over here. There you go.

And you can now, just fall right in. It's fall. So, fall right in to the bonobo way.

This is a little thing that couples can do. It's like a body shot, except much more spiritual. So, there we go.

You're going to lick the altar first. Just give it a lick to prepare the altar. This is the preparing. You could say a prayer, but if you

feel it's sacrilegious, don't say it. It's the glue. The glue. Yeah, go ahead. Sticks the salt.

Okay, in the middle. That's good. On the breast. All around. This is going to be just all around the boobs right here.

I'm going to move the mic so you can have a good shot of this beautiful stuff here. And

our altar girl is very considerably leaning back so that our communion girl

can take communion without straining her neck. So, there's all kinds of lipstick here and we're mixing it with

salt. And this is the body of whatever God you choose. It's just the body.

And actually, it's the body of the goddess of Maguire here. We're going to have a couple of books by you

for product placement purposes. And so, yeah, go ahead and lick

the, oh, give her a little more. We lick up the salt. She's doing a very thorough job.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Very nice. Lots of salt. You're going to get very thirsty from that. Oh, maybe a little too. Okay.

We'll have that later. So, now you lean back. This is the waterboarding part. Okay, you ready? Ready to be waterboarded?

You learn this in Catholic school and catechism, right? Hold this for me, please. And so,

you learn it elsewhere. Now, just, you could lean back in mommy's lap. Do you have a mommy thing going on here? You could try. Okay. So, lean

back, your head back. The other way. Yeah. Uh, no. I can't reach you that one. That, no.

Yeah, there you go. That's it. That's it. Beautiful. Mommy knows. Mommy knows. You could, can we pull that down just for

the look? Yeah. Beautiful. Oh, yes. Oh, nice. Okay. So, open. Are you ready? And this is waterboarding bonobo style.

There she goes. And let's hear it for the lovely goddess Aileen.

See the clap sign. And alter girl Lady Maguire. Oh, yeah. So, clap, clap, clap.

I think we might be ready for the break now. Are we? Yeah, yeah. That's, that's communion. Bonobo style and waterboarding.

This is how we torture you. You see torture can be so sweet and especially around kink month. We're going to come

back with much more, right? We do have to take a break now, right? Did we use up our time? Nobody tells me these things. Where, uh, are we ready

to go? Yes. Okay. So, we're going to come right back. We have kink month here, brothers and sisters in Bonoboville

with Lady Maguire and goddess Aileen and goddess Godiva and

Dr. Myrtle Means and, of course, Divinity's Beverage Service. That's right. Featuring Liz.

So, we'll be right back with more, including Jackie. So, don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just

how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only

great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human

even being humane. Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more

specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the

hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real Bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction. Read the Bonobo Way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Massivation Month.

So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here.

Put the other right here. And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. So here she goes.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip. Go for whatever works.

We've got Rajin Prado. Rajin Prado. Holy shit. That does the job.

Yes, it's doing it baby. Strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv

from the womb room in Bonoboville. Radham Cowboy. Take a deep breath.

Deep breath. Relax. Breathe forward. Breathe harder.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Come on.

Assessor, come for us. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

And let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it.

Come on. We, we, we, we. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Yeah. That you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I think it's bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. Come on.

We're so husband. We got the Sybian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my God.

Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl.

And we're getting kinky with our phones. Throwing them across the room. Goddess. Eileen, you are just so abandoned.

Woo. All right. So we're talking about living with abandoned and celebrating kink month

and getting kinky in your otherwise, you know, monogamous, but hopefully not too monotonous marriage. As well as, hey,

when you got to go, go to a professional, you know. And we're talking about the recipe for ecstasy,

the bonobo way. Actually, these two titles kind of go together a little bit. This one, though, is by the lovely lady to my right.

And that would be Dr. Myrtle Means. And, you know, when I met Dr. Myrtle, which was on the plane

leaving the ASET conference, and it was kind of freaky because the Orlando murders had just occurred a few hours ago.

And we were all just blown away. And already, though, you know, the media wasn't saying this, we were saying that it was

something to do with a kind of a sexual desire that was not accepted within the shooter.

And then, of course, it became clear that that was the case. And that because they were probably mostly religious

reasons and daddy didn't like, you know, him, his son,

going to this gay club and being part of the gay community and all that that entails. And son was doing it.

And I'm not saying that was the total reason. Who knows. He's not around anymore. But it seems to point to

the fact that brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we need sex education. And sometimes we need sex therapy

because it's tough to live in this human civilization that we built for ourselves. And, you know, it's great.

We have hospitals, we have universities, we have all kinds of stuff. But we also got lots of inhibitions that we built.

And so, you know, these are the walls that Trump wants to build more of. And so, you know,

we got to find our way around the walls so that we don't kill each other. And Dr. Myrtle and I were talking about that. And, you know,

it was really beautiful to just connect with you. Because I was feeling so bad.

Right. Wondering whether or not you'd be accepted by the ASIC community. And I'm like, oh, yes, come one, come all. Well, yeah, that too.

That too. Although I'd already been there. But I told Dr. Means that, yeah, I'm a little bit of a different kind of therapist. I am a therapist

and an educator and a counselor for that matter. But, yep, not licensed to do anything but drive. And I don't drive.

So, you know, I practice sex therapy in my way, which includes in a way this show is a kind of

public group therapy, an erotic theater therapy where we talk about feelings

and we share and we do and we explore. And I just want to mention your fascinating research

Dr. Myrtle, your dissertation on women's sexual satisfaction, which found,

oh gosh, I shouldn't gloat, should I? No. Go right ahead. Okay, okay, I will. I'm just going to read the results and

I don't have to gloat. Married women without children report the greatest sexual satisfaction. Yay.

And unfortunately, married women with children report the least. That's why I say I am championing

the cause for married women with kids. We are going to move up, you know, the food chain. Those kids there, they're like little anti-aprodisiacs.

They're so adorable. Women with kids? Yes. Women with kids have the lowest level of sexual satisfaction. But if you get a kinky, you can move up the food?

Yeah, if you get a kinky. We take care of that in the 50s. With the neighbor. No, we didn't. Actually, my father did.

I was too young. Okay, well, there you go. So now you have, you know,

a presumably satisfied wife. Oh, I'm very happy. Okay, so according to the survey, your wife is very satisfied

because married women without children report the greatest satisfaction with single moms ranking number two. Why is that?

Single moms, single moms. That's interesting. Single moms only have time for pleasure. They're busy.

Can you hear that? It's about getting it in where they can. Something new, something hot, something full of variety.

And masturbate whenever you want. There you go. Okay. Single women without children at number three, because single women without children

are looking for a husband. There's an element of disappointment. But they're expecting something other than just pleasure.

They want some intimacy, some commitment. Intimacy, right. Commitment too. They're not just intimacy. They're looking for some commitment also,

and that's hard to find these days. It is, and it's stressful. It's almost like work looking for that. So, you know, it's pressure.

And pressure can be the enemy of pleasure unless you, I guess, learn about this stuff. If you learn about it, you can balance it out a little bit.

And married women with children bottoming out at four. I said that before. I'm repeating myself. But yeah, okay. Okay. Well, that's why they need your book.

You know, the recipe for ecstasy. And that's why you need this book too. Both of them really.

Because, you know, the bonobo way gives you a sense of how to tap into your primal ecstasy button

and tap it. Tap, tap, tap. Yeah. Right.

And this book has the recipes, you know, just in case you're one of those people that channels your sex drive into the kitchen.

Here we go. We got recipes. Okay. So, we're excited. And you changed your outfit. I did. I was feeling a little overdressed.

Okay. And this is very chic here. Can you model this a little bit? Sure.

Stand up. Yeah. This is Dr. Myrtle Means. And yes, look at this. She's got some abs right here.

She does. Yeah. Take it off. Yeah. Take it off. Take it off. Oh, yeah. Look at that. That is beautiful.

It says naughty but nice. Naughty but nice. Yes. Thank you, Dr. Myrtle Means for showing off.

I wish I had doctors like that when I was a little boy. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you sit down right here and you come on up here, young lady.

Or maybe, yeah, actually you could come up here. I think that we got to do a Bonoboville Communion

and I think somebody needs a spanking for what I understand. Actually, maybe you should come up here because I think this spanking

might be, like, a big spanking from a rather large hand that reminds us of Trump's little hands.

Oh, mine are huge. I have a naughty camera woman who's off camera now because she was being good for a while

on camera but now she's off camera and so that's very naughty in and of itself and it also is the first of Kink Month and she also is

kind of the producer of this show as far as getting you on the show. So, Jackie come up here

and take your punishment. Well, yes, sir. Oh. Okay, model that outfit.

This is kind of a Kink Month outfit, you know, look at this. Work it. Work it. Don't trip.

Yes, yes. Oh, look at this. That was a showing off of the ass. What does that mean? Assets.

Showing off the ass. She's feeling a little flirty right now. She's trying to get into the mindset because she knows

that she's going to have to go someplace special in that mind to disappear. Oh, well, I want to hear where she goes.

You have two microphones. Greedy little bitch. Okay, here you go. Thank you. You are adorable.

Okay, so Jackie, blue what is she talking about? Going somewhere

in your mind. Well, there is this special place that a kinky place?

Very much so, yes. Yeah. Well, it is a kinky place. It can also be spiritual

at the same time. I don't doubt that a lot of spiritual things are kinky. Certainly a lot of religious things are kinky.

I mean, after all, where are my kinky religious objects? Ah, here's one. Divine intervention.

I love that. You have to get one of those in my heart. Dildo presented for your kinky

desires in the religious realm. Yes. And it is very effective. The falling cross.

You being a good Catholic girl you can hold that. Put the fear of God in someone.

Well, that's good because then you're not being too sacrilegious. Oh, slap slap. You have a nice spank with this, too. Oh, I was thinking of something else.

You could also kind of get it a little Kawaitis amamelia or something. Like that, yeah. So cool.

Okay, so she's going somewhere in her mind that maybe some people call it subspace, right? Correct. That's commonly used in

with people that know. They actually would use that. Whereas I don't think a lot of people know about subspace.

They just disappear and they need after care, but they don't even know what after care is.

After care. Oh, I have the perfect device for kinky after care

after spanking. As long as you're not too sweaty or bloody. No blood, please. They won't be using that, right?

Or a lube. No lube on this. But this is a beautiful mink chinchilla glove.

It's like winding up. I didn't buy it, though. A client bought it, okay? Because I would not kill the little critter.

I'm against that. But at the same time, it feels really good. Okay. And this, just as long as we're being

religious and kinky, is a baby Jesus butt plug. So, you know, right? Right on.

It's kinky, right? And, you know, small. And cute, right? But baby Jesus, Christmas is coming

for some of us. Okay, I don't mean to offend anyone if this is offensive. You can just, I don't know,

change the channel, right? It's all consensual. We're all about consensuality. But it is true that sometimes when

people are brought up with a religion kind of beaten into them, that it is very liberating and fun to get kinky

with religious symbols. Who doesn't like a really hot nun? Yeah.

I think everyone likes a hot nun at this point. With a real spankum. Or one of those dildos.

Yeah. Alright, so speaking of spanking, I would love to see my camera woman punished

by your beautiful hand. Oh, what a fun. Have you done that before? You're acting so demure.

Well, that's because I'm trying to look around and I'm like, well, where would you prefer me to bend her over? She knows my body, too, by the way. I was thinking of an over-the-knee

or... We can put her over my knee. Put her over your knee. You kind of have that 50s housewife look.

Yeah. We have a book. You could spank her with a book. Yeah.

Why aren't you over my knee? Get over my knee. Okay, so you can spank her with a book

and you can spank her with a paddle. Oh, here, here. Okay, well, there's the book and there's a belt over there

and there's your hand. Somehow I feel that she would really like your hand. Doctor, should I grab one of these? Uh...

Oh, you could. Lady Maguire is so convincing. Okay, this is Lady Maguire now administering her hand.

I'm going to take the mic and if you make sounds, I'll get it. So you can just apply your spanking.

Oh, you start hard. This one, I know her pain limit. Tolerance. Shh.

You mean I actually have a limit? Oh, that's what I was going to make mention to. You beat me to the punch. So to speak.

Do not try this at home in the sense that usually you do want to warm up. Okay.

Now she's warmed for the next few moments. Now we work on the other side. I see. How about this way?

Let's do a little placement here. There you go. And give it to her. I don't even mean that hard.

I'm a sister. It comes to this. Take it. Take it.

Take it. More. That is hard. She wants more. Look at her twist and turn.

It is erotic and these are performers. So you should try something like this at home but not this hard. Ow.

Actually you have a curve on the book so it actually projects the noise. Books are great for spankings.

I tell you. Books spankings. Did you see that quiver in her legs? I did.

So that means that blood is flowing and she's losing a little bit of strength in our legs. This is educational.

We have to pay attention to that. Especially because she's in heels. Thank you. Thank you for caring. It's important to be responsible.

You know? With all my nature. This is kind of extreme spanking really in a way.

So you do need to be very conscious of safety precautions. See right here when she started to quiver I actually pressed

and held holding her and making her feel secure. A form of aftercare but in the middle. Wow.

Aftercare. She's always in the middle anyway. The butt. The middle of the butt.

You got quite a forearm. It really slams it in there like a home run.

Oh jeez. And she's enjoying. Look at that beautiful smile on Lady McGuire's face

as she wraps that bonobo way against Jackie's butt. Wow. She's born to do it.

Really? Really? I'm shocked out of my usual state. Really here. Wow.

Oh wonderfully. I don't know if we're going to get Jackie's threshold here. She's crawling into your lap though.

Well we're getting there but this isn't actually close to her limit. No. I can imagine. She's got 10 minutes.

Okay. Well we do want to do another bonobo bill communion. Yeah. Right?

Yes. Yeah. We do. Because Lady McGuire I'll do one. Yes definitely. Would you be an altar?

Whenever you want me to be yes I could be an altar. I would love for you to be an altar. I like being the altar.

And you want to be an altar? Yeah. You want to be an altar again? You need to take it.

And you want to be an altar for somebody, right? I mean I could take bonobo bill communion from your altar.

That's awesome. I would definitely do that. I would be done last though because I will be drunk

and then the show will have to end shortly after that. But we're going to have another bonobo bill communion

with you taking it from maybe both of these ladies. Could that be possible? How would that work? How that would work

they would show you their boobs and I would sprinkle salt on you would lick them and then I sprinkle salt

and then you lick them again and then you have your shot and so we need our

lovely divinities beverage service bar 10 dress Liz perhaps

and how are you feeling Jackie? It's so nice I can't even tell you. Wow and she's very red

why don't you stand up and show everyone I mean not that everyone hasn't seen your butt but maybe you should get a little different type of circulation

going there and kind of wiggle it around or something. Hold her steady, hold her steady. Steady is your reference point.

Aftercare go like that. You should show the proper aftercare. Yes indeed beautiful.

She's so sweet to kiss your hand. The Lady Maguire Yes indeed just don't sit on the microphone

but if you want to sit on the baby Jesus butt plug we got to put a condom on it. Thank you so very much. That sounds like her.

That was her punishment for not being tacked. Now speaking of condoms we love condoms here on the Dr. Susan Block show nevertheless and in any case

we urge you to vote no on Prop 60 in California it is a very important proposition to vote no on

because it wouldn't only require that adult stars wear condoms although yes it does require that but it requires they wear just raincoats

and umbrellas and that their neighbors can sue them so don't do it it's really harassing of the people in the adult industry vote no

on Prop 60. This has been a public service announcement. Okay so we're about to do

that's an Annie Sprinkle deal but I can do that. Yep no on Prop 60 shout out to Julia Ann

shout out to Susie Hugh Poughkeepsie what is her name? Susie Hugh James right and

the free speech coalition with Jeffrey Douglas yes my microphone alright so salt

and so oh we have boobs are we gonna yeah yeah you want to show your boobs or not you don't have to but they are so lovely

thank you okay so we're big free the so what are we having? what does she want?

a chaser water water okay so did you get the water? somebody has to you have

so okay we usually do the agua do you not want to do the agua? I would like the agua you would like the agua with a chaser

okay so we need the chaser and the agua we've chased down

the situation thank you for that I'm glad you did that because we're gonna have to edit that out yes the agua

put the agua in the cup no not that cup yep this okay I'm the only one talking

on a microphone so I sound like a total idiot because they're kind of going like back and forth I would like a spritzer type thing

alright thank you so much okay but you're gonna give me this first you're gonna pour the

agua in here yes pour it yes that's right the divine beverage service this is ambrosia

yes indeed okay put that down now get the water thank you divine misludes alright so now

you have got work to do so I'm gonna take your microphone and you are going to

prepare the altar of all of these titties here we go she is first licking the altar

of altar girl raised Episcopalian what is it yeah I think so of lady Maguire who just delivered a

mean spanking and now we have our Spanish Senorita who the altar of the true Catholic

girl and this is not a Catholic service so don't be offended it is though called communion

because you know you guys have a good idea about that because is a great idea to be able to commune with the divine

yes indeed it is a delicious thing to do to feel the divinity come into you

orally orally okay these two yeah you got a lot of communing to do there and this is

of course a lovely Catholic raised girl herself and now you will receive your waterboarding

and this yeah you can lay back alright and so here we go are you scared open oh

where's my chaser come come forward divinities divinities here we go

and now waterboarding okay here we go and she's waterboarded brothers

and sisters let's hear it for goddess Godiva beautiful yeah a little more

a little more champagne now take your microphone I don't know where it is there it is sorry I never drink anymore

well you just did I know okay here's we don't advocate drinking and okay so now

I am going to take a little the noboville communion right I'm going to take some from the lovely goddess Godiva

so present your altar yep okay that's enough that's enough I only commune a little bit

she's got a lot to remove here this is exciting look at this piece of art you know

kind of a tease that's a please are those real they were expensive

yeah even if I'm cremated these bad ways will still be here now they're cool and nice

many definitions of reality Max especially on a show like this where we talk about fantasy a lot

she looks great she is a fantasy surrogate partner

okay take it all off just take all your clothes off okay very good clothes are made to be taken off sometimes

no shame in my game no sir no girl yes okay stand up wait you should model this out

look at this look at you all toned up and sexy woo hoo yeah girl show it off yeah

whoa whoa whoa okay cool so now present the altar I am usually the priest but now

I will also be the recipient of the noble will communion which I am very excited to receive on the first night of kink month it is

kind of a religious holiday really in a way I mean and this is something they can do at home oh yeah this is

something actually what doctor means do you have a microphone there you should have a microphone okay so this is something that any couple

can do is combine drinking or eating there's some eating going on here with the salt you know right combine it with sex works well for the

recipe for ecstasy yeah yeah right I mean you can do the fudge off the nipples the salt I think less batting you know

yes so I do salt but you know it's not that much fudge so go ahead and do the fudge

or the whipped cream or the honey or the mangoes out of the orifice or whatever you know it's

fun it's it's elemental food and sex are two of the richest representations of love

and they both fuck us up tremendously but you know we love them we love both of them so combine them so here we go this is bonoboville communion

taken off of the lovely altar of a true good Catholic girl named goddess Godiva

yes mistress of the dark side right I think somebody else has that some Elvira or something but you're a better side

okay although you know shout out to Elvira because she's pretty cool okay so present your titties

to me yeah how do you want them I want them so my hat doesn't fall off right okay

yeah so maybe maybe sort of raise yourself a little bit shorty yeah okay there you go it's a little oral for your oral

first one spelled a u r a l o r a l if you're sitting at home listening to this sound

don't panic everything is working well does the sound of kink lovely

and it's pretty good at that not very good at the water warning though I just spilled it all over myself but hey

happy kink month brothers and sisters do try that at home and you don't have to use alcohol you can do it with you know

raw juice so okay wow we've almost run out of time

so I want to go around and just get everybody's information out there to

the greater bonobo way audience and so let's start with goddess godiva my altar girl where can we find you

well lately I have been a little bit like just going to school so I guess you could find me on facebook

under goddess godiva and if you wanted to message me I would definitely be more than happy to see you on a

private dominatrix session and by the way you can also see her in the speakeasy star section of Dr. Susan block dot tv

just in case that was a little confusing that would probably be the best place to find me alright well we're glad we found you

and you all come back now you're here I'd love to have a great time so now we have our amazing

statuesque wonder woman thank you lady maguire so lately I've been spending

more time on twitter so everybody can find me on capital S capital M I-G-U-R-E

yep she's very twitter ethic actually not so much facebook-y I don't like facebook

I'm actually not on facebook they are so sensorial I'm curious family

I really hate facebook I'm just gonna lay it right out there they censor me all the time but you know

it's part of living in the world is just to be there honestly me too but lately since I've been going to school

it's kinda been like well that's how I found you there you go you find people there it's true

I can't even promote my videos on facebook no you can't you can't really I've been banned quite a few times too guys it's a very clean society

it's a very clean society but let me just say excuse me they have snuff films on facebook

they have films of people dying right on facebook animal cruelty it's terrible and nobody worries about the children

right kids watch this this is horrible stuff and the news has killings every day every day killings

the killings of black people the killings of white people killing of kids and cars that they're chasing down

that's a disgrace it is in our country that's a disgrace we need these films so we can see what is really happening

we can see the racial profiling we can see the horror that some of our police forces of course there are good police officers

but many are a little let's say unbonobo a little a little

there might be one good one in each barrel trigger happy this helps us as a community to see this so I don't want to censor it

but I just don't understand why you guys all censor the titties I really don't free the nipple

that's a good one come on ecor ecor is late as usual ecor

oh hey sit on down here a lot of people have their shirts off how about you you're late so you gotta do it quick

oh you got double shirts both of them I might ask you to sing a song Abe you getting ready

the naughty one the kinky one she what what she, she good

is she good is she good she bad huh

that sounds kinky that sounds exciting okay now goddess godiva is holding onto her microphone okay he's got a microphone

but maybe we can find another one for you oh I like how you have jesus jackhammer in your lap okay so

now do you want to mic cuz he's gonna be singing now okay singing

look how she make it bang look how she drop it low ay come on y'all that girl can go look how she shake that thing

look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go she got me watching lightweight stalking but in the smooth way

she made me say damn thick like jam ten time dime piece added up silver dollar baby holla what up toe just to make my presence known

I'm a wolf I roam and I'm in your zone I'm gone by the way she move that thing shake that thing make it bang the whole room shake from an ass

quake damn baby you got that pop that steal the show get low everybody on the floor dudes be taking it why she shaking it back that thing

up like she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low

yeah this girl can go come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang

yeah up in the noble pain everybody stop and look at her pop that thing bang

I'm ready to discuss the dope hey we up in the noble they showing me love dub after dub with a freaking lap dance tap dance with a man

I don't even know but this knife is sure that deal she ill she said to keep your bills and strap on hold on real tight to these thighs

and ride this through a minute for the whole night so give it to me let me have it no static love that is one in the club right here yes sir I ain't lying I'm fine she got it right

that she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low yeah that girl can go come on

look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go

don't stop cause she got me hot by the way she pop in the way she pop it got me hot so don't stop

go work that body work that body so you don't hurt nobody cause everybody watching you do your thing shake that thing make it bang

bang bang I'm so messin' right so hit my thighs by the way she shake her ass and thighs gave me a ride so I had to buy

moron she put it down but she kept me up all night this check she packed make it bang

look how she drop it low girl can go Why am I shaking it back that girl can go

look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing Look how she make it bang Yeah, that girl can go hook

Look how she shake that thing Look how she spank that thing Look how she spank that thing Look how she move that she bag

Woo! Equal, oh whoa! Thank you Yeah

Woo! I was wondering, when you were Come Yeah, I did like it

And it was very fitting For kink month Happy kink month Yeah, happy kink month everybody

Got me out of breath Are you okay? Did I hit you too hard? Everybody at home alright

I might end the future, but I can take it But just hit my ass more so That was a little low I noticed you were

Missed her ass Missed her ass Sometimes you need to be gentle And then if you know their pain tolerance

You can play harder But when you don't know their pain tolerance You really need to be gentle And take it slow

Also three safety words Like a yellow Red and a code like purple Like you know, medium

Medium, high, low That way you just kind of like It's better like if it's a yellow It means like I'm turned off by that

Let's do something else That means that I'm very complicated And I don't know if we have time to get under all the colors It's like color guards

Color coded Yellow, green Green is go, right? It's like old

I wanted a yellow red for a second I really love People dressed with different colors Or does green mean let's have a pot break

That would be awesome By the way, I'm going to No, nothing You got laid

On the Dr. Susan Block show That's right You can tell your friends Okay, so

Where is this? Yes You got laid So did you

If you want to get one And so Dr. Myrtle means Tell us where we can find you

Where's your microphone? You can find me at DRMENS On Twitter At Dr. Means

You can also find me on IG DRMC Means MEANS So that's at Dr. MC

Means on IG And at Dr. Means on Twitter And of course you can find me at the recipe For ecstasy.com

Oh, the recipe For ecstasy.com You want to just get a little kinky in your relationship You know, then check it out

Recipe for ecstasy And yeah We didn't hear from you Where are you?

Hi, you can find me at FatLive That's kinky That's kinky Yeah, Aileen, what?

Aileen Pupio Yeah Now that's kinky That's even too kinky for this show

That's actually my dad's last name Oh, it's not like Poo Poo Poo No, it's the other Poo Poo But I kept it

Just as a little revenge on my dad Well, you're very cute and funny And thank you all Thank you Jackie, we know where we find Jackie

Thank you, you're very welcome Noboville She's also on Twitter all over the place I also want to

Before we leave, I want to say goodbye to an old friend Who just recently died Is this someone I haven't heard about? No, it's the owner

The optometrist that used to own The pirate radio station Into the little village Where I lived

And I broadcast in that pirate station That's how I started in radio And it was A fascist station

Because everybody had a radio station in the village Anyway, he just recently died And I'll never forget that little radio station

That's all Wow It was called Radio Meridian

There it is Radio Meridian Meridian Radio Rest in peace

And we spoke to the village And we had all their kids come on And tell their stories about their grandparents And their mothers and their fathers

And all the liars and the thieves And all came out of the little village Oh, the little village In the old country

Italy When you hear the opera Celebration It's good, it's good

People keep it dying Keep them alive Try to keep them alive Love keeps you alive

Sex don't hurt either Well, I think it's part of love That's the fountain of youth It is

I couldn't agree with that I'm a thousand years old You betcha, brothers and sisters Lovers and sinners

Happy kink month It's so exciting to be here With you Another kink month

Although we just started celebrating that last year We've been celebrating life And love and sex And the Bonobo Way

Since 1993 So, you know, and even before that When we didn't know Bonobos We were just celebrating love

We have three minutes Yeah, we're gonna have to Say farewell We're gonna go into the after party

So you have your own little after party With your significant other Your prime mate Get it, prime mate

Or, you know Or your udder Or your udders Speaking of the mommy fetish

Maybe you have some udders in your life That you can just get some milk out of So Milk of pleasure and love

You know, whatever it is It's kinky and it's okay As long as it's consensual And nobody gets hurt unless they really want to

Like Jackie So, you know Practice safe sex Vote no on Prop 60

Stop the killing of our By the police Stop the killing of innocent people That is going on every day

And you see it on YouTube and Facebook And it's terrible We're like a third world country Assassinating people

No trial, no nothing We gotta stop that And we gotta beat Trump You know

I support Mr. Tara But I think Hillary's got a better chance So I'm supporting her You know, I'm a bonobo girl

For Hillary And if you're one of those progressives That are still trying to figure out How to vote for the lesser of the two evils

Here's how Vote for the woman Vote for the woman Because otherwise you're gonna get

You know, that F word Yeah, right that finger But it's gonna be much more painful from that If it doesn't up your, you know what

You get harassed in there Otherwise I'm gonna blame you guys For living on children Okay, so make like bonobos

Not baboons, make love, not war Make love to someone you love Tonight, even if that someone is you I love you

Happy kink month Happy kink month Oh your case To talk with someone

About something you can't talk about With anyone else You can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block

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