Harley Dean

Full transcript of Harley Dean on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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It's worn inside, little windy out there. It's fucking hot. A little bit wet in the right places. And we are broadcasting live from Radio Susie One in Bonoboville at LAX.

X. X. X. You hear those planes?

I hear those planes. Actually, that's a car. We're actually... No, no, it's a Harley.

Brothers and sisters, we are very delighted to have as our guest tonight in our studio in Bonoboville, Harley Dean. Hi. Hi.

Look at the clap sign. Yeah, everyone is. All right, some people are thumping. And some people are vroom, vroom, vrooming.

Harley Dean, we're very excited to have you here tonight. Thank you. This is your first time on the Dr. Susan Block show? Yes.

This is your virgin show? You're popping my cherries. Oh, yes. Popping her cherries.

Yes, I like the way she sounds that one. Thank you. With that, it's a UK accent. Which island...

I'm from Leeds. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds. It is the British islands, the main one. Thank you.

North of... Those are islands, are they? Well, they're British Isles. Yes, they're all islands.

They're supposed to show you what I learned in geography. Even Australia is a big island. Really? Yeah.

America now, I don't know, we're kind of a... a mess. We're a mess. Exactly.

A mess of a mess. So you're from Leeds, and you're here in LA. Yes. With the infamous Jack the Zipper.

Ooh. Amazing. Yes. And how did a nice girl like you?

End up with a guy like him. All right, so actually it's a very fascinating story. All right, let's hear this. Are you guys ready?

Yes, yes. Okay, tune in. So I went to a concert one night, and I'm rocking out having the time of my life. First time ever in LA.

This was like a while back. And I get lost in the crowd. It was just so fantastic. It was such a great concert.

Coldplay. Oh. Yeah, it was really nice. I think it was my second concert here in the States.

It was amazing. It was really good. It's almost as old as we are. There's some hope.

There's some hope. Should I sing now? I just randomly bump into him. And right off the bat, I feel like we've been friends in the past life.

And ever since I came across him, great things has happened. His energy is so powerful and so intriguing. That just brings the best out of me. His energy.

I like it. I'm glad you spoke of it as energy because we all know that Jack the Zipper is never seen. That is correct. He's heard occasionally.

We don't even know if he exists. We hear him and we feel his energy. Yes. And we hear of the legend.

Yes. We hear of the legend and sometimes we might hear the legend speak. Speak. Sometimes the legend speaks.

Speak legend. Okay. We're channeling the legend even as we speak. But perhaps technically the legend hasn't...

I think our technical department is... Clear his throat, yeah, or the microphone of the legend isn't working yet. Perhaps. Is this the Susie show?

Susie. Susie. I love you. Are you from Leeds also?

I'm from Leeds. We're all from Leeds tonight. I sleep. So what brings you here?

I love your new space. The new space. This is the new Bonoboville. We're out in the country, aren't we?

Out from downtown LA down to West LA. West LA, we've moved up. We've got a garden. That's right.

Soon we'll have a hot time. You're south on the 405, I mean. It was only a matter of time. Don't give out the location now.

Secret, like your existence. That's right. It's really nice to see you. Nice to see you and you have brought this lovely lady that you founded a cold play concert.

Couldn't help myself. Yes, taking advantage of such a lovely lady and using your energy. So he energized you in some way and then what happened? Did he say come with me to the desert?

He put his magical spell on me. The desert is where he sometimes, this nasty man sometimes takes beautiful girls life. Oh no. No, he didn't take you there yet.

Have you been in a Jack the Zipper movie? I have not. Oh my gosh, I'm so fascinated by his work and just like when I first met him, I knew who he was.

I was just so thrown off and I was just so captured just to be in his presence. It's just amazing and to know that he has that kind of talent. I was just so overwhelmed and I'm so thankful that I went to that concert. What kind of talent does he have?

We don't know. Hands of God. Have you seen his work? Of course.

Greatest ideas. Of myself. You're very, very well aware of the great talent. Yes.

Of the great and powerful arms. I'd like to kick me ass now for those. So what do you do in Leeds? Oh, I haven't been there for a while.

I've been in the States here for seven years. So it's been a while since I've been back here. I see, I see. And so what have you been doing here?

Just trying to live the life. I just want to be happy. Just keep my hands tied into as many things as I can do. The life.

Yes. What is the life? I'm still trying to figure that out. It's the life of the mind.

She's such a fantastic performer. Oh, thank you. On many levels, you know. What do you perform?

I perform anything and everything. Well, give me an example. What is one of your specialties? One of my specialties would have to be being seductive.

Being seductive. Oh, yes. That's a good specialty. All right.

I feel that it's already being performed. Listen to the wolves in the back. Thank you. All right.

So I see that you are already exercising that specialty. Yes. And would you care to give us a demonstration of that specialty? A demonstration of that specialty in a more specific way?

I would love to. So, I'm going to adopt entertainer. Yes. She says taking off her glasses.

Her glasses. Her glasses. If you're listening to this, she just took off her glasses. Her glasses.

Like a witch. Yes. I was fascinated by those glasses. Do they actually accomplish anything?

Yeah. If I don't have them on, I can't see. I'm like Velma of Scooby-Doo. Yes.

Running into everything. Or on my hands and knees. That makes them more exciting. Well, perhaps later you would run into the pole.

I actually can do that. Yes. We do have a pole. We do.

You know, we are building, we are renovating Bonoboville. We're going to have a large space downstairs where we will be frolic and perform. This space is our little...

That's frolic and perform. Yes. In that order. In that order.

I like it. Now, Max, is that pole affixed to a load-bearing member? That is affixed to a load-bearing member. We've had some rather large...

A load-bearing member. I feel like there must be a giant dick under here. No, don't tell me that. Oh, no.

No, this is born much greater loads than Harley. Born the equivalent of a Harley-Davidson. Of a Harley-Davidson. A big one.

Yes, a big one. Miguel. Jumping up and down. With saddlebags.

Okay. And, yeah, about three Harley's actually. So it's good. So, yeah, we have a stripper pole in our studio.

Just in case you've just tuned in. This is Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web. World Wide Revolution. World Wide Sexual Revelation.

And, yeah, we don't have much room for much of anything here, but we do have a stripper pole. And a very small... The only one in Los Angeles.

Not in the only one in Los Angeles. In a radio station. In a radio station that has a stripper pole. The only radio station in...

I know you don't speak English. Yeah, I'm not so good at this. I just got off the boat from Italy. I love it, Salem.

Captain. I actually... Admiral. Well, we're very excited to see you dance.

So you're an adult entertainer. And why am I not surprised that Jack would bring an adult entertainer? But you never know because he brings all kinds of interesting people. All kinds of interesting people.

She's all kinds of interesting people, I'll tell you that. Thank you, Jack. Though I did see some pictures of you online. Ah, I did not.

Why is that? Well, because I don't know. I didn't send them to you, I guess. I mean, you could have. They were there for the looking.

For the looking. And she is having all kinds of fun, frolicking and performing. Really? She's a professional frolicker and performer. Absolutely.

And I didn't get to see those pictures. No, but I'm sure you'll look them up soon enough. And in fact, we have... Oh, you have this.

Yeah, we could look them up right here. Oh my gosh, I'm just now realizing your ring. I like it, the snake one. Oh, the snake ring, yes, yes.

Everything about you is lovely. I have a snake outside that will play within a little while named Eve. You seem to really like my snake. Yeah, I do like it.

Yeah, you're a reptile girl. What do I do next? You go online and look up Harley... Somebody else has to do this.

Oh, you electronic literate too. Me also. Yeah, okay, so I will do it while you speak amongst yourselves, you people. So, hi.

Hi. My name's Max. Hello, my name's Harley. Hi, how are you?

So, hi. Gosh, when I leave you guys alone, you can't do anything. No, this is really good, we're saying hi. I want to break out my fan, I'm working up a sweat.

Yeah, we're getting to know each other. What was it? I just saw a picture. Oh, yeah, we just found her on Twitter. Oh, okay.

Okay, flash by so quick. Oh, there it is, there it is, right there. Oh, there she is. It's a hot selfie of her ass.

Wow, that's sad. I'mma like that. Yeah, I'mma leave the leads, I'm in Italy now. Okay, but there's more here.

I'll show you, I just brought it up for you. There, look at that. Makes your butt sweat. Geez, that makes your butt sweat, look at that.

I've never seen that. See, we introduce you to new aspects of yourself. I've never seen that either. You bring out the best of me, I like it.

Yeah, well, you know, we want you to keep abreast of yourself. That's on the mountain, that's on the mountain. Oh, that's on the mountain, look at that one. Oh, yeah, look at you here.

You are a jungle woman with teeth around your neck. Yes, thank you. Yeah, we shot that a couple of days ago. Oh, this is Jack the Zipper.

Okay, so even though you haven't been in a movie, he has shot you. Oh, yes. Wow.

I'm so grateful. Yeah, look at you here. I mean, what are you channeling here? Oh, my gosh, my inner witch, I think.

Oh, yes. It was just so powerful because we were in the mountains and I was just so in tuned with Mother Nature and it was just so great and just feeling the vibes

and I feel like the history too just got into it and I love it. Yeah, it's mother nature. Mother nature had an orgasm last night.

Did you feel it? Oh, my God, yes, I did. So crazy, I'm not from here. So that was the second time I've ever experienced that earthquake.

And then such a relief after, you know, your house didn't come crashing down. So it's kind of like one of those really amazing Jack the Zipper orgasms where you're on the edge

of some dangerous thing. Anyway, it was an earthquake. It was fine. We are all okay.

You never know here in Southern California, but we all survived. And yeah, Mother Nature. Yeah, you look like a wild woman there,

like a wild witch. Does it turn you on? It does. It does because you look so innocent right now.

I just took my eye out. Yeah. I bet. Rim shot.

I think we've got the stripper pole gone under the table. And up. Slide around that stripper pole, baby.

Stop that, Eric. So, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we are here in our Radio Susie One Studios with Harley Dean, adult entertainer,

and Jack the Zipper. And if you want to give us a call, if you have any questions or comments, you can call us at 310-566-

no, 568-0066. I knew there were like a devil's three of six. But 310-568-0066. Or you can call our toll free number

1-866-289-7068. And Skype. You can Skype us. 213-599-7398.

Now, listen, you're sitting there at home, and this is all free. So you should do something to help us. And what would be great if you got off your ass

and called because... You don't even necessarily need to get off your ass. No, you can sit right there. You can actually pick up a telephone

or you can use one of those new gadgets where you talk over the internet and you don't have any money and you can talk for free. Can I... Can I, Max, can I...

You can also tweet. Can I dare your listeners... Yes. Can I dare your listeners to dare Harley

to jump on the pole but... Oh, my God. Money talks. Yeah.

Jump. I would say slink. I love it, yes. And also, if you call,

you get a free one-month subscription and prescription to Dr. Susan Block. Dr. Susan Block.TV. Free one-month prescription.

Right. That's what we sell. We sell prescriptions. And free condoms.

Yep. I was thinking about taking those. Consumane and condoms. Could we change that on the website from now on?

We call it prescriptions. This is medicinal. I like it. It is very medicinal.

Instead of subscriptions. I mean, it rhymes. You might be covered, actually. And everyone should have a prescription for a condom

just in case, you know. You always want to be safe. And condomania is where you get the most fun condoms. And...

Oh, we also have a bag of toys. I want you to pick a toy to play with. There's Minnie Mouse.

Me? Yeah. Me? Well, not Max.

Why not Max? Well, Max could have a toy, too. Oh, my gosh. Really?

Handcuffs? You don't have handcuffs? Oh, my God. And we have pocket rockets, handcuffs.

How powerful is that? Look at this. This is a fuck you, Goku. Okay.

So this is very embarrassing, but my toy actually died this morning. Oh, well, that's good. Then you have one.

Or two. It was so horrible. We have different ones here. Oh, yeah.

You come here, we give you a new life and a new toy. And a new toy. So cool.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. We have all kinds of toys. I like all of them.

Pocket rockets, fuck you. You like, you know, are you a size queen? Yes, I am. Well, here we have a jump in jack flash.

If you like old guys, and poor guy just lost his girlfriend. Oh. Yeah, Mick Jagger.

See, she's cold. No. Do you know who Mick Jagger is? Yes, I do, yes.

Of course. Do you know his girlfriend died? She committed suicide. Oh, no, I didn't know that.

Yeah, she did. I don't watch the news. Oh, yeah, yeah. She hung herself on the door now.

Oh, it's weird. It's weird. There's something weird about that. It is, it is, and it's sad and then weird.

It's terrible, terrible. But anyway, we've got his vibrator here, which has nothing to do with comedy or tragedy. Well, it is comedy, definitely.

It says jump in jack. It's called a jump in jack flash. It is waterproof. Batteries included.

Oh, waterproof. I'm already in hook, line, sinker. Look at this. And it just seems like, since it's named jack,

that jack is even better. Wait, hold it for the camera here. It's jack the zippers flash or something like that. Jump in jack the zipper flash.

Anyway, it's related. I'm honored. And that's a nice, it's a nice product. You know about the product?

I don't. I can see it on the monitor. It's a large product. Who the fuck are you?

It says fuck you too. Fuck you too. No, no. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

It's manufactured in Queens, I guess. Yeah, absolutely. It's almost Italian. Actually, I think it's in Florida.

Fuck your culo. Fuck your culo. Wow, I really like Harley's culo. Or Hispanic.

Fuck your culo. Okay. There you are. There you are.

You have that. You have it. Thank you. All mine.

It's a remote control hot dog. You know, I wish it was. So also, by the way, you who are out there, if you wish to encourage Harley

or ask her a question or tweet her a comment, you can tweet. Control room.

Control room. I love the way you're flashing those little pictures over subliminally. Yes.

Control room. You're flashing those subliminal pictures of Harley Dean. Like they go by.

Oh, look at that. It's a little slower. Don't make it so subliminal. I love that you just blast by.

Look at that. Look at that. That's beautiful. Oh, thank you.

On Diabolic. Oh, there she is. They are amazing. I love them.

Topless and lovely. What? You mean your tits? Oh, yes, of course.

I love them too. Thank you. I like a girl who loves her own body. I guess she was talking about the Diabolic people.

But anyways, she should love them. Master control is Damon around. Can somebody get Damon?

Damon. Oh, here's another angle showing both boobs and buttocks. I had a very nice angle here. Thank you.

Yeah. Just a little twist to the spine. And there you go. So do you feel that you had any training to be a porn star?

It's just so natural with me. I like it. Well, training can be natural. Yeah, that's true.

Training is. Have you always done sexy stuff in front of the camera? Did you? Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, okay. It's like a whole new feeling. Like I just get so like into it and seductive and passionate. Are you an exhibitionist?

Sometimes. Well, I didn't think you were all the time. Occasionally you, you know, like to read a book or something. Yeah.

Those glasses and stuff. I have a lot of yes. Okay. Yes.

I have a life. Do you have a boyfriend? Girlfriend. I do not.

No. I don't. She got rid of him. Yeah.

Knowing she was coming here. Of course. Can't have extra baggage on the show, right? So would you be a girlfriend of Jack?

I mean, with that, what do you think about that? I think there could be a possibility if he plays his cards, right? Oh, you hear that zip? He's gone.

I'm playing my cards. I am playing my cards. He's off in Vegas playing his cards. It's a zip file, I'm telling you.

What is this? This. Grappa? Grappa.

I think we need our little shots. Would you like a shot of something? I would love a shot. A grappa?

Would you like to try the grappa? Here. That's what we call it nowadays, yes. Grappa.

Would you like to try the grappa again? You are over 21, correct? Yes. Also, this needs to be in shot glasses and not in...

This is not... Yes. Look at him. He's got his Italian shrug going on.

I'm like five steps ahead of you guys. No, we need to catch up with our guest. By the way, I would just like to let everybody know that, hey, it's almost the end of March, right?

And we are looking at... Which, speaking of playing your cards... Oh, that's so cool. We're looking.

Yeah, we've got here Catherine Imperio and... Imperio. Imperio. Samantha Fairley of Electric Sex Entertainment playing their cards right.

Oh, they're so sexy. And, yeah, they are, huh? And they're going to come here soon. This is their calendar.

You know, somebody asked me who one of my favorite people was on the show. Catherine. Catherine is one of my very favorite. She's got this incredible voice.

Yes, deep voice. Like she's been smoking for 40 years. But she hasn't because she's not that old. I think voices like that are so sexy.

Natural woman. And then there's Sammy. Everybody loves Sammy. And so they're playing their cards right in March,

but soon it's almost April. And they're playing their cards even better here. You have to get your cucumbers there. Topless and pretty much bottomless,

except for some cucumbers right here. That's right. Catherine Imperio. Samantha Fairley.

We love you. If you're listening, you can call us. Oh yeah. You can call us if you like.

310-568-0066. And we hope you come and see us at The Green Horse. The Green Horse. On April 12th, when we are going to be celebrating

our 22nd anniversary. Yay! We are celebrating our 22nd anniversary. Wedding anniversary, that is.

I love those pictures of the two. What do you have? Hold it up Susan. Yeah, please stand it up on your lap.

It's gorgeous. Thank you. Here we go. And look at this.

I love this picture of Max and my brother and my male cousins all sitting here looking like they're in the mafia or something. Looks like the Italian Jewish mafia.

Yeah, yeah. The accountant, the Italian hitman. It's like the godfather. I didn't want to have everybody dressed as a bridesmaid.

I hate bridesmaids dresses, so I had them all just wear white. Everybody's a bride at my wedding. You realize this is the opposite of a photograph

of Dr. Suzie's show. I love it. I did a show from bed that night. We did.

We did a show. On our wedding night. On our wedding night, I think. I love the picture of the two of you.

Look at that tight shot there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, here we are. Having a drink.

Oh, having a little champagne. I like discovering odd photos of you, Suzie. And here we are dancing. And, oh, this is our seductive dance,

speaking of seductive. Come with me, my darling. And there I am dancing the horror. Yeah.

The horror. The horror, yeah. The slutta. The slutta.

There I am with my brother. And here. Lovely. Oh, this is our classic cake shot here.

And then we are eating cake. And garter shot. Ooh. And here we go.

Hey, Doc. There's some grappa, darling. Oh, grappa. Oh, okay, wait, wait, though.

Hey, Doc. Yes. Did you wait till your wedding night? Absolutely.

Ooh. Wait for what? Wait, I guess. For what?

For my first glass of grappa. Was it my first glass of grappa on our wedding night, darling? Was that the first drink you poured by yourself? How did that work?

Whoa. And now I have another drink. Look at this. Cheers.

Cheers. This looks like... What is that? Oh, some vampires.

That's a boat drink. Blood or something. Max, we call those boat drinks. Boat drinks.

Of course, I have a lovely little dick. Do you like little ones or big ones? Oh, I love big ones. She likes big ones.

You got your big one right there. Should we have someone put a battery in there? They have them right here. I know.

I would like to. We're going to see how it works. Yes. Okay.

Love it. All right. Hey, Doc, did I mention that Harley is really beautiful? You know, I don't know if...

Well, I guess, you see, some people are just listening free on the radio. So you cannot see how beautiful Harley is. Oh, thank you. Well, they can find a photo of her probably.

Well, you can. Just Harley Dean, you know. But tonight, she's gorgeous. There she is with her glasses and no top.

I can't help it. She likes them. I like to let them lose. Love the glasses.

Wait a minute. What? What happened to the rest of the pictures? Oh, you want to show the rest of the pictures?

There's some good pictures. Pictures in the front. Oh, of you. When I was young.

Here we are. Topolus. This is... We had two rabbis in the lobby getting us married.

This is you and your brother. Two rabbis walking into a lobby. That's my brother. Yeah.

Look at him. He's ugly. Is that why you wanted to keep looking at pictures so you could say that? Is that what you wanted to do?

I just saw him. You wanted to say, talk about your brother. Okay. He's ugly.

He's got to get this out. There's mom. There's my mom and my cousin Jeffrey and my brother and me in my bridal veil. Could you hold that up?

Okay. Here we go. There's... Look.

Here we are walking down the aisle. Now all the people at the wedding, are they technically porn stars? They're on your show. All of them.

All of them. These are like Jewish, philly porn stars. We had an orgy at the end. Technically, everyone's...

But that's not in this book. They called... Here we are under the chupa. Those were called Philadelphia cream cheese productions.

Okay. So now we're back to the beginning. This is where I was at before when I opened it. Okay.

Have I shown enough, honey? Never. Okay. What about the end?

Oh, yeah. The end is this shot. The end is nearer. That's it.

And here I am with your little... That's my fat little... She's so cuter. She's five years old.

You're your niece. Oh, that's my fat little niece. I'm not going to say her name because that's nasty and she's not fat. Well, she's fatter now.

No, she's not. Yeah. No, no, she is. I just saw her on Facebook.

No. Max, you're terrible. Now, look at the beautiful lighting. Married life.

Look at the beautiful lighting on you and Max there. Look at this. Look at this beautiful lighting. That's beautiful.

That is romantic. Okay. So we're going to be celebrating on the 12th of April, which is our actual wedding anniversary.

Right? Yeah. April 12th. That's what we got there.

See, it actually says April 12th here. Oh. I'm not lying. Except it says Michael because my mother thought his name was Michael.

Right. Because he was a con man from the beginning. Right. In the beginning...

No, that was my business name. That was your business name. That was a monkey business. Okay.

Monkey business incorporated. Here comes... You're real good. You know, I was amazed.

Thank you. It's got speeds and everything. Look at that thing. It goes up and down.

It goes up and down. That's a cool present. Just like the real thing. Oh, yeah.

That worth the... It's... Yeah. What's making that noise?

That sounds like a... It's like a jingle. It's like a jingle. Well, you know, it's a musical thing because it's named after a Rolling Stone, right?

Yeah. Right. That's nice. So, let's see.

So, stripper pole. What kind of music would you want? Maybe something slow. Well, wait a minute.

Don't you guys working on some music or something? I'm not supposed to say anything. You know, they have some stuff in the control room. Not from us, but they have some stuff in the control room for Harley.

Oh, for me? They asked us earlier what was on her iPod, and we gave them a few things. Oh, okay, good. So, we do have something.

Yes. Yes, Doc. Oh, wow. That's great.

So, while we're getting that stuff ready... What are we doing? I have to move now? No, not yet.

I'm going to give some shout outs. You get the front row of me. I'm just warning her that she should get her, you know. Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Her ass and gear. Yeah. No. So, I want to give a shout out to the Lifestyles Convention,

aka Lifestyles Festival 2014, where we will be appearing. I will be giving a seminar probably on the Bonobo Way and the lifestyle. And we will also broadcast live. We'll be broadcasting there?

With all the swingas. From our private villa with the butler. Oh, yes. We are going to have a butler.

We will have a... Private villa and butler. Is it a villa? Yeah, it is a villa.

We're going to have our own villa there. You should join us. It's in July. Very high class.

It's in July. Okay. And it's a good time. You know, they haven't had one of these in like seven years.

Seven years. This is the original Swinger Convention. I went to the second one like 40 years ago. Yeah.

And there were like 50 couples, if that. Maybe 25 couples. And last time we went, there were 4,000 people. 2,000 couples.

Yeah, like 2,000 couples or something. And that was in Reno, which who wants to go to Reno, really? But, you know, now it's going to be... Who wants to go to Indian Wells?

Well, I know. It's near Palm Springs. No, it's very nice there. It's really nice this time of year.

It is. Well, July, it's going to be crazy hot. Which is good, because everybody will be naked. We have a jacuzzi right there.

We'll have to fill it with 4,000 swinging couples. Yeah. Well, no, 2,000 swinging couples. 2,000.

At the height. I think this year, I don't know how many there'll be. We're going to have a two bedroom villa with a butler. With a butler.

Who's the butler? What about a maid? And it's like a 1,400 square feet, this little villa. That's not bad.

Oh, nice. It's like a little apartment downtown or something. So we're going to have some, you know, fun after parties. You all do interesting stuff.

Oh, you're invited to everything. And we're going to broadcast from there. Oh, yeah. We're going to broadcast from there.

We're going to do a seminar. We're going to just party, party, party. Yeah. And if you have, I think they're going to have the whole place.

Is that right? Yeah, they have the whole place. They're going to have, which is really nice because that means I think you can be naked at the pool.

500, 500 and some odd rooms. Yeah. 30 villas, 16 penthouses. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Now that music that I hear right now. Slug ancient Rome. Yeah.

That music. What is that? Does it put you? You don't hear it?

I'm so deaf. Wow. You don't hear that? Yeah, I do.

Now you do. Yeah. Wow. You are a little deaf.

You've been going to too many concerts. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I rock too hard.

Young girl like you. There you go. So, wait a minute. Let's finish this up a second.

Oh, yeah. So, if you're interested, you can call us at 310-568-00666. Yeah. All those sixes.

Six. We're not any little devils. You can join us there. And, you know, hey, we'll hump around.

Hump-de-dump. Hump-de-dump. Yeah. We're going to have all kinds of fun.

Lifestyles conventions are always fun. There's always swingers of all different ages. Right. You know, some of them are old.

Some of them are young. That's just the sexiest thing to me. Yeah. Yeah.

It's history. It's got history. Well, you know, they've got to be some old people where we wouldn't be invited. So, there are.

Harley. It's not all old people. Yes. Wait a minute.

What are you talking about, white woman? Hello, Jack. We need to know that song on your phone. Oh, um...

Yeah. Well... They've lost it in the control room. No, okay.

I was kind of thinking maybe... Shout it out. Shout it out, please. Can we...

Can I do a different one? Yes. Shout out whatever you'd like. All right.

They're lost in there. Eyes on fire. By who? That's so sexy when she says gang.

Maybe we can locate it anyway. Eyes on fire. Oh, yeah. It just opened eyes on fire.

I liked it. Oh, fuck pot. No, YouTube. The oh, fuck pot.

On YouTube. On YouTube. So, yeah. YouTube.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, while we're waiting, here I am on a Harley. That's right.

Outlaw biker, folks. Woohoo. All right. I think we've located it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love that. Dr. Suzy, is that you on a biker? Yes.

It's on a Harley. Cover of Outlaw Biker. Oh, my God. I'm on a Harley.

What haven't you done in show business? Nothing like a hot Harley between your legs, baby. Oh, yeah. Make you vibrate.

Those are the best vibrators you can possibly get. Nobody gets on Outlaw Biker. We did it. She did it.

Wow. I'm on Outlaw Biker. I'm impressed. Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Is this it, Harley? This is it. Okay, we're clearing the stripper pole table.

Oh, my gosh. Harley. Where's our assistant? Where's Damon?

Wait, you guys go restart it when I get up there. Damon, Damon, Damon. Yeah, put this away here. All right, so am I dancing to the full song?

We need to move this. The penis. Well, the penis should be over there. No, it's the microphones mainly.

No, we have several phallic objects in here. And so here we go. Harley Dean, brothers and sisters, is in studio. Do we have enough tape?

Do we have enough tape? Do we need to change tape, folks? Let me ask my tech department. Is there a changing of tape need or can we keep going?

Okay, we're good. We're good. All right. We are about to enjoy a performance by Harley Dean.

Here she is. Harley Dean. Whoo. I love the knee socks.

Whoa. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Little activity with my juxtapes leather fogger.

Hot Harley Dean spinning around this stripper pole. Here at Radio Susie One on DrSusie.TV. And she's wearing these boots. You know, I don't know if you've got to keep the boots on.

Yeah, and maybe the dress. I'm wondering if the dress comes off. Yeah. One to no more.

Dress. Do you come off? Oh, look at this interesting underwear here. Yes.

This underwear, I need to know more about this underwear. It's got Wonder Woman on it. Okay. This is Wonder Woman panties.

Panty boy. Oh, Wonder Woman panties. Whoo. Oh, and the booty, brothers and sisters.

The booty. Twerking. Twerking. Miley, eat your heart out.

White. A booty. I see peeping Tom's out there and Tomasina. Right?

Okay. Look at all the girls come flocking in. The girls, the boys and the in-betweens. Everybody.

Damn, girl. And such a pretty belly button. I haven't heard a word from Max in a while. A pierced belly button.

With a lovely jewel hanging down. Oh, yes. Oh, tight booty, brothers and sisters. Harley Dean.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. She is spinning around the stripper pole. Ride in that pole. Yeah, you'd like to ride Harley Dean.

This is one Harley. You'd want to get between your legs or you could get between her legs. Ooh.

I mean, that butt reminds me of a Harley engine. In a way. In some way. Sexy.

And there she goes. Brothers and sisters. What is this? This is a label.

Oh, you know, you know, this needs to come on. Yeah, because the label, I mean, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here she goes.

We're going to see some tattoos, brothers and sisters. Here we go. Tatoo me. There she goes.

And now she is in her leopard bra and panties. And, oh, those booties. Those little booties. And that hot Wonder Woman butt.

Oh, wonder. Wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who. Yeah, let's hear it for Harley Dean and her jolly buttocks.

Yeah, beautiful. Yeah. Climbing up the beanstalk. And down.

And here she goes. Yeah, wow. That was very, very nice. Yeah, have you, okay, we need to get her a microphone there.

I had a spinning pole. A spinning pole. You spun. You were the spin.

That was breathtaking. That was what you call good spin. Right? That wasn't like that bullshit political spin.

That was real from the heart. From the buttocks. Which is the heart. My check, my check, my check, my check.

Check, check, check. Oh, don't put the dress on. No. No, no.

Just for me. Right. Okay, because you're hot anyway. It's hot.

It's getting hot. We need to be in our underwear. Everyone except Max. Put the mic on the side there.

Okay. Put it on? No, no. Oh, these are headphones.

That's the mic. Okay. We're back. This is the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting live from Radio Susie,

one of the worldwide web. And we're with Harley Dean and Jack the zipper tonight. Hello. And we're all just catching our breath from Harley spinning

around the stripper pole. And she is just lovely and leopard bra and Wonder Woman panties. And, you know, I'm going to be doing a, oh, what do we got here?

We have collars. We have collars. We got it. We got it.

Line one fetish question. It's like, this is your dad. Antoinette. And line two is question for Harley.

So I don't know who, what, which we'll take them both. Take them both. Okay. One at a time though.

One at a time. Let's see. Line, line. What?

Eight minutes? Okay. Eight minutes. What?

Okay. We only have eight minutes. So we'll take one call or maybe two. Yeah.

Okay. Depending on how good the first one is. Yeah. Let's see how good they are.

Okay. So they also win a, you know, they, Oh, you win a free backstage pass to Dr. Susie.TV.

So you can see all this action. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That's exciting.

So, okay. So line. Let's, let's do question for her. Okay.

Whatever it is. Hello. I don't know. Hello.

I'm excited to hear it. Hello. You're on the air. It'll be so fun to honor back.

Yes. You're on the air. What's your name? Billy.

No. Eric. Eric. Eric.

Hi, Eric. And did you, what, what did you have a question about? A fetish. A fetish.

You are dealing with a fetish. What is your fetish? You have a foot fetish. Well, we have plenty of feet here in the studio.

Do you like bare feet or stocking feet? Smelly feet. Okay. Well, I have my Cuban heels on right now.

Harley, do you have feet? I do. I walk on them every day. She's got two feet.

Can we see your feet? Are they visible? They're currently in boots right now. They're in boots.

Can they come out of the boot? I have stockings on as well. Okay. Well, you know, that's, that's, oh yes.

Here we go. Stocking. Very cute. Stocking feet.

And how about, do the stockings come off? No. No. Okay.

We have stocking feet. They're glued on though. How do you like that, Eric? It's 2014 trend.

Oh, they're beautiful. They're beautiful anyway. Are you watching? So keep your boot off.

Hey, hey, can you get closer to the, Harley, can you get closer to the mic? Well, she's showing her feet. She's showing her foot right now. It's a little tough.

Okay. Harley is showing her lovely foot. Wiggle your toes. Now, Eric, are you watching right now?

Oh, look at that. It's a good wiggle there. Can I ask him a question? Eric, are you watching right now?

No, that's a perfect shot. That's a great shot. You what? That is the soul of the foot.

Oh, you're so cute. Oh, now there's two feet playing with each other. You're playing footsie. How do you like that?

Two girl feet playing footsie. Five lesbian girls. They're all playing with each other. There's 10 little lesbian girls.

You're playing pie cake. Look at Max grinning over the feet. I love feet. Do you have a question?

Yes, what is your question? What is your question? Okay, let's get sober. Where does it come from?

Okay, let's get sober. He wants to know where it comes from. Oh, where does it come from? What's your first memory of feet?

Somebody that was involved. Is that the first memory? You don't have one from when you were little? I do, but that was the one where I really...

Yeah, but I'm just... You're asking where it comes from. Usually a foot fetish comes earlier than 15. I mean, there are exceptions,

but usually people develop a foot fetish. Usually it's a guy. There are women with foot fetishes, but most foot fetishes are girls.

We've got a tape that's out, Susan. Hold on a second. Oh, we've got to go to a commercial. We'll go to a commercial.

Stay tuned. We'll be right back. So you've got to stay tuned, foot fetishist. Don't go away.

We're going to come right back. Stand by. Yeah, on your feet. Yeah, okay.

Don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back. Okay. Commercial, please.

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And now, here she is, back to Susan Block. Ask brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners Foot fetishes, foot heatness And footsie players.

And foot fuckers. Oh yeah, foot fuckers. Shoe fuckers. I have some clients who fuck shoes.

You know, sometimes the shoe is a great vagina substitute. I mean, for some people. You know, not everybody. Right?

Vagina substitute. So do we still have our foot fetishes on the line? Yeah, we should. Hi.

Yes, hi. So, what, did you want to know where your foot fetish came from? That it was not. Okay, two parts.

I also wanted to know if I was, I'm trying to start a business doing that. And I see a guy with a lot of women there. You're talking too close to your phone. You're all garbled guy.

No, they got to turn them down a little bit. Oh, okay. Turn them down a little bit. He sounds good.

Okay, okay. You're going into a business. You know, I'm, I'm a tension to go into a business. The thing is, I want to know it's a lot of women there.

How would you feel comfortable with a man approaching you about doing something of that nature? Doing something of what nature? Your feet. Rubbing my feet?

Well, certainly he could be very cute and say, hey baby, I want to get into your shoes. But if you never knew him. No, what if you never knew him? Then I think what you want to do is go out on a date where you either go dancing or mountain climbing.

And then at the end of the day, you say, honey, you want a foot massage? And most women would say yes. Um, miss, but I was talking about- No, not miss.

Not miss, please, please. Not baby. No, I'm talking about like, it's strictly business. Like I'm looking to try to get as many women as possible.

That's necessarily- Strictly business. Well, then you have to consult with us in our business consultation unit. Department.

Right. Okay. So, yeah, I mean strictly business. So you want women to pose for you and you don't want to pay them.

Is that it? Yeah. Okay. So you pay them and generally they want to do that.

That's easy. Actually that's easy. Right. You can get a lot of-

If you're going to pay them, you can get a lot of women to do that. Yeah. Advertise on Craigslist. You can even get me to do that.

You can advertise on blogamyclassfides.blogamy.com and I assure you you will get plenty of women. Okay. We got to go because I think we have another call. Okay.

Is the other person still on? Second part. Okay. We wanted to talk to someone who has a question for Harley.

Oh, yeah. Okay. So thank you very much. Thanks.

But Fetishes, what's your name? Eric. Eric. Right.

That's right. Eric. Thanks so much. Eric, thank you and we'll talk to you later.

Okay. Is the other caller on? No, the other caller is gone. So second part.

No, well. You can give us the second part. Okay. What?

Bonobo shots. We're going to do Bonobo. Another one? No, we didn't do them yet.

No, I didn't mind. Okay. I have a question for Harley Dean. I have a question for Harley Dean, doc.

Okay. Bonobo shots. Your question is? Bonobo shots.

Bonobo shots. Is that your question? That's my question. Okay.

Then you have to say, Bonobo shots? Right. Okay. What's the question?

Bonobo shots. These are Bonobo, this is called Bonoboville communion. You grew up in Leeds. Did you grow up in, with any religion?

Yeah, some Catholic. Catholic. Right. Did you ever do communion?

Nice Catholic girl. Okay. Were you like an altar girl? Did you eat the body of Christ?

I have the whole helmet. And did you drink it? Oh, look, you've got the Hail Mary on your ribs. The body of Christ compels her, I'll tell you that.

The body of Christ. Wow. Okay. Well, we do Bonoboville communion with the bodies of each other, basically.

I am going to leave and bring Trixie into this. Oh, yes. We're all going to Trixie Plenty. Okay.

So you come here. Okay. Well, okay. You could come there.

Yes. Oh, yes. And so I think Trixie wants to do a shot off of your body of Christ. And I think that I do too.

And I think you have perhaps, if you'd be willing to dedicate your body to Christ, or excuse me, to the Bonoboville communion, you have one boob for each of us. Yeah. You could just, you know, go.

And let them out for you guys. And let them out for us, yes. What's that for me? Well, you could have a shot off of either of our bodies any part you want.

I think I'm speaking for Trixie. Okay. Right. I think he's speaking about your butt too.

Any part she wants. Right. Well, if you are that worried about your nipples and then you can do whatever you want. You know, I mean, you can do whatever you want.

Okay. We are a completely consensual Bonoboville communion. Hey, doc. Yes.

Hey, doc, there's a beautiful girl out here. Yes. Mercy, she wants to do a Bonobo shot as well. All right.

Well, that's just a fabulous possibility. It's a big 10-4. Okay. So, okay.

Well, come on in then. Mercy. Come on in for a Bonoboville shot. Okay.

So, her titties are practically out. You could just bring them right out there. Yeah. There you go.

Oh, my God. Whoa. Okay. Can we have a camera on there, please?

We do not have a camera there. Yes. There we go. I see a guy with a sweatshirt on so far.

Okay. A guy with a sweatshirt on. Come on. Let's kind of get, yeah, baby.

Oh, there it is. Okay. We missed the boobies, though. Can we take two?

Take two. All right. Can we see the boobies again because we missed them? Mercy.

There we go. Oh, my goodness. Mercy Mae. Oh, my God.

There she is. Boobies out. Yes. Oh, man.

Okay. So, who's going to do a Bonobo shot off of Mercy Mae's boobies? I'm drunk already. Here we go.

This would be the body of the Bonobo Christ. We're having negotiations here just in case you were wondering. Yes. Oh, here they come.

Boobies of Harley. Rapa. And Trixie is downing her Bonoboville communion shot. Now Harley is being attacked by the Lady in Red, Mercy Mae.

I must take communion being the High Priestess. I kneel before Harley Dean. And I would love to ride her like a motorcycle, but instead I am taking communion. Hey, can we tell these girls where the camera actually is so they can know?

Here we go. Tell Mercy where the camera is. Salt. Get a grampa.

So, did you have your Bonoboville shot? Okay. Well, you have the body part of your choice. Harley Dean, shoes, ass, nipples, knees, neck, anything.

And Mercy is offering her ass very, very vehemently. Let's see your ass, Mercy. Okay. I think the ass has been accepted.

Okay. Here she goes. Off with the dress, brothers and sisters. Yes.

Off with the dress. She's not wearing anything but a thong. And here's that ass. I don't know if people do ass measurements.

My juxtapleather flogger is coming in handy. Naughty girl. Okay. Okay.

So, are you going to lick it and get the salt thing? And where's her grampa? Where did her grampa go? Okay.

Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Now, wow.

That's a lot of ass. Oh, you got to lick the salt. And no, this is not cocaine. It's the body of Christ.

All right. That is quite an ass. It's getting kissed. It's getting spanked.

It's getting flogged with a juxtapleather flogger. Mercy Mae. Woo, with Harley Dean. Trixie, plenty.

Wearing her 50 shades of gray tie. The sir gray tie. Shout out to 50 shades. You heard about me.

I see another shot. Oh, yeah, baby. I think I have a Wonder Woman ass. And I just got to run in my stockings, which is totally cool.

It's very, very cool. I want you to. Oh, Wonder Woman, you are working such wonders. It's a good thing we have the stripper pole.

It keeps me falling down. Wow. Woo. And just in case you just tuned in, we are having a, you know,

kind of an outer course orgy in the Radio Susie One studio. And we're twerking. Or is this called the bump? Woo.

Woo. It's the Grappa brothers and sisters. Harley Dean is hot. Oh, yes, she is.

Wonder Woman panties. Oh. Tits out. Okay, boobs.

This is what you call breast therapy. I can't believe it. I have what? I have the best nipples.

I mean, I thought I had adequate nipples. But I have the best nipples. Woo. All right.

Bonobo shot. Got a smart mouth like a speed fly. She don't catch feelings. She's too busy catching.

She's fine. Woo. Brothers and sisters, we are, you know, orgy in. Woo.

Twerking. And should someone read the prayer on her legs? I think she is reading the prayer on her legs. Brothers and sisters.

Okay, whatever I whip. I also apply the mink glow. Yeah, we are here in Dr. Suzy.TV studio's Bonoboville brothers and sisters.

We are getting Bonobo-esque. And I'm here with Harley Dean. Protégé of Jack the Zipper. And I'm here with, Trixie has untied her.

Sir Grey tie. Yeah, she's getting really loose. And Mercy Mae is out, brothers and sisters, with her ass and her tits and her attitude.

Boom. Boom, yeah, okay. All right, so we're going to just sit for a moment and relax.

Whoa, what am I sitting on? Oh, yeah. I got a run. Oh, this song.

Okay, take this out. Okay, we're going to get up on the super pole. The girls are hot. We're getting ready for the party season,

brothers and sisters. We got our anniversary on April 12th. And we've got, of course, 420 Eve on 419. And we've got, hey, somebody has a grappa shot here.

Okay, who's, where are you going to? That means nothing. So we've got a grappa shot. And you're not supposed to just drink the shot.

You got to lick the body of the goddess. Yeah. Oh, Harley, Harley, yeah, baby. Harley Dean, brothers and sisters,

you want to ride her. And Mercy Mae. Oh, what is that? A phone vibrator?

Where is Jumpin' Jack Flash? Jack the zipper flash. Can we have that dildo over there? These girls make me want to write bad checks.

Yeah, not to me, don't you write no bad check. We take credit cards though. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay, so, yeah, Eric won a backstage pass to DrSuzi.TV. If you'd like to win a backstage pass to see Harley and Mercy. And... Trixie.

Yeah, Trixie. And Trixie. Oh, I'm saying see. Win a backstage pass to see my nipple.

Yeah. Win a backstage pass to... The Susies. The Susie twins.

DrSuzi, get her nipple sucked by Harley, baby. Whoo! Okay. Yeah, I was a Harley cover girl.

Let me show you again. Outlaw biker. And we are going to be at Lifestyles in July. Check it out.

Lifestyles where this, I mean, is nothing. They have orgies in all the rooms and seminars that turn into orgies. DrSuzi, I'm so excited. Because nothing's happening here right now.

I'm busting out all my tutors and all my pasties for this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So here we have Jack the Zipper is in the house, brothers and sisters. And we cannot see him. But what we can do is look at the jumping jack flasher here. Whoa.

Look at this. Okay. And I think we should... Just the tip, baby.

Just the tip. Just get one of these condomania condoms here. Can I be the... Do the honors.

Trixie is an expert with a condom because she knows all about... What does she know all about? Dicks. Even though she's a lesbian.

I mean, or because she's a lesbian. Okay. Here she goes. Down.

No, no. It doesn't fit over that. But this doesn't go... It's just a...

Okay. Okay. We need a microphone for this voice here of... Yes.

Okay. Oh, I did go one. I forgot about this one. Okay.

Somebody's drunk. No, you're not. Just kidding. All right.

April Fool's Day. Let's just settle down. It's almost April Fool's Day. If you're listening to us live, so it's getting crazy in here.

If you are only listening, you do want to watch this show. Okay. Join DrSuzi.tv. And if you're joining, well, let's keep going.

We've got Jumping Jack Flash. Must-see television here. Oh, okay. I do have a really good chat.

We are going to now watch a oral sex demonstration. Oh, fuck. By Harley. Jack, what do I do?

Jack. Pretend this is Jack. This is Jack. Jack.

This is Jack. Okay. Okay. Here she goes.

Okay. Okay. All right. This is...

Maybe it shouldn't move when she's doing this. I mean, it shouldn't rattle. I don't know. We don't know how all the things work.

I'll hold your mic here. I'm so awkward when I'm not in front of every camera. Make me scream your name. Okay.

Jack. Okay. Let's do... This is an acting exercise.

I can't. Just stuff this. Take it deep, Brad. Here she goes.

Here she goes. Don't talk with your mouth full. Okay. Harley Dean, brothers and sisters.

Here she goes. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You're such nasty.

Oh, man. I love it with the glasses. Yeah. This is kind of a glasses thing.

This is about the size of my dick. Oh, yeah. You're such nasty. Oh.

Very good. Don't make her laugh. Okay. Serious.

Serious. Okay. Here we go. Serious.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Okay.

Look at that lip action and that jaw power. And she is owning Jack. She is owning Jumpin' Jack. Okay, okay.

Okay. Let's hear it for Harley. Harley Dean, brothers and sisters on. Jack.

Whoo. We'll call it John, so you don't have to feel weird. What is this? Inagata divita?

And then cream. They segue to cream. That's cute. Is this Inagata divita?

No, this is cream. Oh, this is cream. Sunshine of your love. Oh, Sunshine of your love.

Cute segue control room. Sounds a little... Oh, yeah. It's the pop-shot song, right?

Brothers and sisters. We are having some fun. These girls are fucking cool, man. We are girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.

And Chris here is grinning. And grinning. Big, big grins. Same with Larotique.

The perks of working in Bonoboville. I'm not going to talk about mom. Thanks to Harley Dean. The zipper.

By the way, I'm going to do an interview soon with... What is it? Frank Von Zernick, moviegoer. Hello, moviegoer.

Shout out to moviegoer. It's about movies that have influenced my life. Oh, wow. What movie has influenced your life?

Me? Yes. You're my guest. Oh, thank you.

I would have to say... Is that working? The condom fell off of the microphone. Like my underwear?

Okay. Serious question. What movie has influenced your life? Or your sex life?

Or your life life? Any life. Okay, so my real life, I would have to say that the movie Inception has inspired my life.

Inception? Yes, I love it. Is that Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes, it is.

Yes. I would have to say just because it's such a beautiful love story and it's just so crazy and twisted, but yet so good. And it has you thinking on every level.

How did it influence your life, though? Did it make you do anything or think a different way? I think it pushed me to accept who I really am. To know that I'm not going crazy because one certain thing in life...

Accept who you are. What did you just do? Oh my God. What did she do?

She pushed a button. Oh, her headphones weren't on. No wonder you're talking so loud. Okay.

That was good, though. It's okay. But now you can hear. Okay.

So awesome. Awesome. It's like Inception turning the headphones on. It's like it opens you up.

And so now. So tell me, did it change your sex life at all? Influence. Influence your sex, your exhibitions.

I feel like maybe it made me feel a little bit more powerful. Powerful. To know that I'm more in tune with my sex drive. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in tune, baby. Okay. How about you, Trixie?

Any movie influence your sex life? Okay. You don't have any voice here. Oh, I don't have headphones, though.

I don't know. Dancing at the Blue Iguana was pretty good. Dancing at the Blue Iguana. It made me love the poll.

Okay. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Okay.

Mercy, what movie? Blue Lagoon. Blue Lagoon. I interviewed Christopher Atkins at the Hollywood show.

Oh my God. Blue Lagoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally these two guys, you know, underage, it was all kinds of fucked up.

They almost got like busted. But Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins totally naked with just hair over their body parts. You do have perfect nipples.

I have perfect nipples, according to Mercy. Mercy, May. Oh my God. Yes.

Okay. So we are here with Jack the Zipper. I'm gifted. Trixie's bragging.

She has every bragging right. Yeah, I know. But actually, she trained on that. It's not a question of being gifted.

It is about education, brothers and sisters. Lots of education. You can do it too. I like it.

You can do it too. Don't you just think it's not up to you. You have the power. And you can learn it.

You can get better. I swear. Absolutely. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Amen. Can I get an amen? I like it.

This is an a women kind of show, brothers and sisters. The boys are looking at the pictures right now. They're just like, can I get a vodka? Can I get a vodka?

Can I get five? So we've only got a few more minutes. Okay. So I think somebody should get up on the stripper pole.

I'll do it. Yay. I think you're a T-tall. Okay.

All right. And let's see. Can you operate the gizmo here? Okay.

Here we go. Can I get a gizmo? You guys know that Ashley is the shit that I like. Okay.

Say my name. It's like a Susie. Yeah, right. And it's also the URL.

DrSusie.TV. Okay. Brothers and sisters, if you're not dancing at home, get up on your own stripper pole table.

This is the best song. You got to do it. This is what's going to do it to you. Get your jumping jack glass dildo.

Okay. Open it up. Open up your dildo, brothers and sisters. I love the way it moves like this.

Trixie Planny up on the stripper pole. Whoo. And she's got her shoes off. And she's twerking.

She's got her little leather mini skirt. I think she's going to take it off because, you know, it's a little too bulky. Yeah.

Get that thing off there. Yeah. She's got her pantyhose. Whoo.

Okay. And Mercy Mae is pulling down her pantyhose. Whoa. And getting in her ass.

All right. And jumping jack flash. Mercy Mae. Mercy Mae.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Okay. Where is the microphone?

Get the mic in front of somebody here. Now, Mercy is determined to pull those panties down. Whoo. Yeah.

She's twerking. Chuck's leather flogger. Whoo. Yes, brothers and sisters.

And we have ass and major ass. And we have ass, ass, ass, and ass. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. We are gathered together to worship the ass in block

studios. Bonoboville. Worship that ass. Yeah.

Chuck's leather flogger, brothers and sisters. Jiggle that ass. Whoo. And feel the animal within you.

Bonobo. Be a bonobo. See a bonobo. Gee, a bonobo.

You love a bonobo. I see a girl holding drinks. This is our new girl. She figures she should, when in doubt, bring in drinks.

Okay. That's cool. Okay. And that's my notes.

Thank you. Okay. What did one nice say? Okay.

Movies. We went over that. Moviegoer. Yeah.

I'm going to do that this week. Lifestyles. Yeah. Okay.

22nd anniversary. 12th of April, brothers and sisters. Outlaw biker. Whoo.

What else? Okay. Test. I heard Max.

I'm right here. Okay. We got about eight minutes, darling. Eight minutes.

What do you want to do here? We have to promote. Promote. Promote.

Promote. Okay. Can you get a microphone that works, please? I'm going to make that.

Here's your dildo. Okay. Hold that. Double fisting.

Brothers and sisters. Okay. Okay. I have a child who wants to nurse at my breast.

This is Harley. And I think we're going to be seeing a lot more of Harley in the future. Yay, please. I look into my crystal ball.

What can you see, darling? I see Harley. And she is a star in the sky above us. She is twinkling.

She is twinkling. Brothers and sisters. She is shining. I love peaches.

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me. Calling me. All the time that bomb. Okay.

Do what the song says, girl. Suck on those titties. Suck on the song. Share the past.

Why do I see Chris's sweatshirt? I mean, okay. You should take it off, Chris. Chris, take off your shirt if you're going to get into the picture.

You know, we'll see what you've got. You've got to be like us. You've got to be like us. You've got to be hanging out with the cool kids.

Trixie's freaked out. Trixie's slightly freaked out. She gave me a look. Like, uh-oh.

I don't know. You know, I give equal opportunity. If you're going to be on the camera, you don't fucking wear a sweatshirt. Definitely not a sweatshirt.

No, no. A corset. You know, even a mesh shirt. A leather holster.

Okay. I got my little dick here. Honey, get that big dick ready for me. Okay.

Here goes Mercy around the stripper pole. She is riding that pole. Woo-hoo. And look at that ass.

She's a nice ass. Okay. Let's just have a look at that ass. Get it.

Smuck it. Yes. All right. Is that Mount Everest or the Rocky Mountain?

Somebody was a stripper. Raise your hand if you were a stripper. All right. You are a stripper.

Everyone can be a stripper. And we got bare feet. We are pussy out on the stage. Can I get a burger, burger one too?

This is the first vagina on the stage. We got bare feet. Oh, we got a vagina? I didn't see the vagina.

It was all out. I saw it. It's not the first vagina. It's like looking for Saturday.

It's just a fashion name. I don't remember who's though at the moment because I'm looking. Oh, who's the girl that stuffed the thing up her? The one from Australia.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at that ass. Hey. Booty. Booty.

Booty. All the time I blow me. Check out my Christmas behind. It's fine.

I love the time. Looks like so many beaches. Woo. Around she goes.

I like it. And down that pole. Woo. Every woman should practice pole dancing.

It's good cardio. It's good for the glutes. It's cardio. It is.

It is. It is. You know. It's the most perfect pain away.

I'm telling you. It is. Booty wants to do regular exercises. Wouldn't you rather do exercises with a pole between your legs, girls?

Yes. I would. Yes. It's so sexy.

I like that. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. Yes.

All right, brothers and sisters. We have four minutes. Have four minutes. And this will resume.

Can I just stay here forever? Harley is happy. You can come to my room. You can come to my room.

I'm not happy. Yes. You know. The official show is over in three minutes.

But there is always the after party. There is always the after party. So, brothers and sisters. Lovers and sinners.

Let's bring the music down just a bit. Whoa. Fuck the pain away. Hey there, Captain Max.

Hey, Doc. Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away. I mean, I happen to not be in any pain right now.

But if I was, I would fuck it away. You were such a dancer. Yeah. All right.

So, Bonoboville is rockin' out tonight. Whoa. Woo. Rockin' out.

Wait. All my toys fell out of my Mickey Mouse. Everybody's into furries these days. You got two minutes.

Two minutes. Did I forget anything, Captain Max? No. Just don't forget on the 12th of April.

12th April. What's on the 12th of April? What's on the 12th of April? It is our anniversary.

Oh, yeah. It's our anniversary. And we're going to celebrate. We are going to celebrate.

At the greatest dive bar in Los Angeles. That is. At the Green Horse. You gotta be there, brothers and sisters.

You gotta be there. You gotta be there. Yes. Yes.

Look at that. If you look online right now. You'll see that Green Horse. A picture of our party last year.

Featuring Sin Sage there with her ass in everyone's face. Who's that? That's Sin Sage. That's Sin Sage.

We have some asses here. Yeah, you guys do. See that? Okay.

And there's a whole bunch of porn stars there. So, Saturday, April 12th. Yeah. Saturday, April 12th.

Call us at 3-1-0. Doors open at 9-30. Five, six, eight, zero, zero, six, six. If you want to join us.

Yeah. And we will also be at Lifestyles. In July. In July.

Shout out to Lifestyles. Lifestyles convention. Yeah. Thank you.

And, okay. So, Harley Dean. Hello. This is you.

This is me. And we are so... This has been your virgin show on DrSusie.TV. Yes.

Don't show Chris in his sweatshirt. Please. Nobody likes a sweater. This is my amazing nipple.

I'd like to sweat her. This is... I don't know about no fucking sweater. And this is...

Why do you think they pay me the big bucks? It's all about my nipples. Everybody else has so much tanner than I am. I'm sorry.

I blurt with my mouth. So... That is a treat. That's great.

I love it. We got Mercy Mae. We got Trixie Plenty. We got Gonzo Bonobo.

And we got Harley Dean. Harley Dean. Hello. This is me.

Harley Dean is my favorite. Okay. And what do you want to tell all your fans? What do you want to tell everybody?

Where can we find you? I love you. Thank you so much for believing in me and following me this fall. You guys are amazing.

I made it anywhere. Sounds like she's getting an Academy Award. Right? Don't just say TV Award.

You have a couple more months for that. I'll vote for you. Don't worry. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is a Dr. Suzie.TV Award that you might win. Yeah. You might win.

You got to get something. Yeah, I'm not sure what you'd win it for. Here. Can I get a new toy?

Rip my stocking with your teeth. Can I do it? Yeah. Rip my stocking with your teeth.

There you go. Rip your teeth. Okay. Oh, I got it a little bit.

Rip it. I don't want to fight her. Rip it. Rip it.

Ah! More, more, more, more. More, more, more. More, more, more, more.

Oh, yeah! She's an animal. Whoo! That was great.

You're watching the Dr. Susan Block Show, and if you're not watching, if you're cheap, and you're just listening, that's okay. We love you anyway. And we want to tell you whether you're listening from your house on a hill, your mansion, or

your cardboard box, your great Gatsby house. Oh, my God, it's okay. Or your car. Mom, is that you?

Follow the bonobo way of peace and pleasure. Yes, this is Mom. This is Lana the bonobo, and this is our kiss and cousin. This is our evolutionary swing-in family, brothers and sisters.

This is the branch of the hominid tree. Yeah, that we are so close and yet so far. So, follow the bonobo way. Bonobos, they have a lot of sex, and they've never been seen killing each other

in the wild or captivity. So, you know, there's something we can learn from them. That's right. And join bonoboville.

Join bonoboville. Follow the bonobo way and make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Can I make love to you?

I love you. Yeah. That was great. Yeah.

Even if that's someone, it's Harley. And from our house to your house. I love her. I love her.

Thank you for having us, and we'll see you next week. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. I want to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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