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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, educators and fornicators and instigators and of course you merry masturbators, all you children of sex. And we are all children of sex, we may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Adonai, Muhammad or I mean Hindu, Yogi's, anybody. I don't know, a teacup in the sky,

but one thing we do know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A-women? Amen! I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, brothers and sisters. Yes, make like Bonobos, not baboons.

We are inspired by the make love, not war chimpanzee. And we are here in Bonoboville, our garden of Eden. And I want to feed you the fruits of knowledge. I want to arouse your intellect and touch your sexual soul, address your erotic interests, your conscious and unconscious desires. I want to titillate you, masturbate you, stimulate you, educate you.

Education is power and sex education is sexual power. The power to attract and cultivate healthy, exciting relationships. The power to understand and partake in the pervasive sexual dynamics of life. The power to give and receive pleasure. The power to love and be loved. The power to touch and be touched. We all need touch.

And we all need a sex education, preferably a good sex education. Why? Because repression relies on ignorance. That's right, brothers and sisters. We need education in the sexual sciences to counter damaging sometimes deadly superstitions and misinformation. We need education in the sexual arts to help improve our erotic lives.

And to entertain us without shooting up bang bang, you know, sex is as exciting as violence and less violent. So let's get entertained by sex more than violence. Let's get educated in the sexual arts, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed. We need education in sexual psychology. I don't hear any cheers for that. Well, okay. And philosophy to help us determine our true sexual nature.

Because it can be confusing and we need to talk about it with somebody, somebody who understands maybe who's a little sex educated. Yes, and we need sometimes some help in cultivating it in a fulfilling ethical manner. You know, it takes a little education, brothers and sisters. Some of you might scoff and say, why do we need to be educated about sex? I don't even like apples. Because, like, isn't sex natural? Right?

Yes, sex is natural. It's about one of the most natural things there are. If you're happy being a male premature ejaculator, or a woman who can't even have an orgasm, let alone squirt. Or if you're happy being a couple whose lust wears off just as you really start settling into liking each other. You know, that's all very natural. But if you want sex to be good, you got to learn a thing or two.

You know, like Abed said, skill makes love unending. There's that Google, yeah, unending, unending, unending. And this is just the beginning of another great show revolving around the subject of sex and education and sex education. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. That's right. We are here in the Garden of Eden in the College of Carnal Knowledge. And it's time to open your heart, your mind, and maybe your legs.

It's time to get sex-educated. So take notes. Yeah, I've got some sex educators in my studio here. First of all, I am excited to welcome back the lovely, luscious, wondrous, multi-talented Vicki Vixen. It is so good to be back. It is good to have you, Vicki.

It's been St. Patrick's Day of last year. Yes, our squirting St. Patrick's Eve, where you soaked us, you know, and it's hot enough we could use some more soaking, but I'll just... She got me right in the baby. Oh, well, that's what he said.

I feel like I'm in porn again. Geez. Whoa. But you're going, you're getting into education, right? You're actually leaving the porn industry to get educated. Well, yes. I actually left the porn industry quite a while ago, as a matter of fact. But I'm leaving California to get educated.

All right. And you're going to study art? I'm going to study art. I am a very good sketch artist. I can draw somebody's face and make it a realistic-looking cartoon. Wow. And so you're going to actually be drawing and stuff. Okay. Not just art history and stuff like that.

I'm a victim of this. You're a victim. Oh, you've been drawing pictures of Shaggy. This is Shaggy. I didn't bring any of my art with me. Shaggy is your, what did you say, sexual companion?

Yeah, he's my lover at the moment. Okay. Very good. My lover at the moment is sitting behind you. That's Captain Max. He's been my lover for 22 years of moments, actually. But, you know, he's my lover at the moment as well.

Hey, you've got to take it like one moment at a time. Moment by moment. Absolutely. You look gorgeous. Thank you. You do. And you're going to be also studying the environment, right? Yes. Well, just recently, I had taken on a job working in all different parts of LA

and inspiring people to sign up to, you know, become a member of Greenpeace. And I really got inspired by a lot of the things that they had to say about saving all of the orangutans and the rainforest and the Arctic. And don't forget the spotted owls. And the bonobos.

And the bonobos. They all live in the rainforest. And their habitat is all getting destroyed. And so even though I don't work for Greenpeace anymore, because I did quit working for them because I'm going to be moving,

I'm going to be studying environmental science so that hopefully I can get a job in the future doing something to make this earth better to live on for our future generations. Well, all right then. Well, it's a different field, but you have made the earth better to live on for a lot of people that have enjoyed your work.

To take earth as a lover. For me too. Yeah, for you too. Oh, yes, yes. I'm sure a lot of men's troubles went away when they were, you know, witnessing my pornographic scene. Witnessing. Tell it. Sister Vicki. Yes. He begged me to show him some of it.

Well, we're going to be testifying a little bit more, but she gave you a sex education, I guess. Oh, totally. You know, yeah. He could educate men on how to give better oral to women, I tell you what.

And did you learn from watching Vicki's videos? No, actually. But I know you. You know me? Yeah, because in Israel we have your show on Ego. Right on the Ego channel that you're playing reruns.

Get some more shows. Stop spending so much money on bombs. I just got to address my uncle. No more bombs, please spend some money on some Dr.

Susan Block shows new episodes all about how to make love, not war. And make people relax. We're into pocket rockets, not Kamas rockets. That is an orgasm on the go. This is why this is why my my good friend,

Ziggy was so excited to come with me was because he was very eager to meet you. All right. Well, here we are. We're going to get sex education. I had to bring this guy with me.

Welcome. Welcome. Can you see that face on him? Mm-hmm. More with that face.

He doesn't like compliments either. We're going to talk more about your relationship. But we're going to talk to... We're going to talk...

We have a guest on the phone. Our guest is Dee Dennis on the phone. Speaking of education. And she is the creator of Catalyst Con.

And we're going to have a Catalyst conversation. Hello, Dee. Hello. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Good. Good. I'm such a lot of fun there. We do have a lot of fun here because we believe that sex education should be fun.

And we're all about educating and entertaining. And your event, Catalyst Con, is coming to Los Angeles in a couple of weeks. And it features a lot of our friends, including Luke and Alexandra, who were here last week. And so we're excited to have you on the show.

Tell us, what was the Catalyst for you to create Catalyst? It was the conference I wanted to go to, but there wasn't one. I wanted to go to a conference that talked about sex, sexuality, issues, different areas of sex, lifestyles, and there wasn't one out there.

And that was kind of like my catalogue of it. Okay. I mean, there are lots of different conferences, but I guess not the kind that you wanted to go to. Well, there are a lot.

And one of the things that I noticed is there was conferences for just sex educators. There was ones in the leather community, the pink community. But there wasn't one that just had what I call the melting pot of sexuality. And sexual freedom we had on last week, or a couple of weeks ago,

Nina Hartley representing the Wood Hole Freedom Foundation, which puts on the Wood Hole Freedom Summit, which happened a few weeks ago. So there's that. But I guess that's a little more politically oriented for sexual freedom and diversity.

Maybe, I mean, it certainly has a lot of sex educators, but maybe a little bit of a different spin. So cool. So communication seems to be a big theme for you.

Yeah. Well, and we do, we touch on a little bit of everything. You know, we do touch on some of the issues of sexual freedom, like we're doing a panel on mandatory condoms and poured laws out in LA, in California.

You know, so we do get a little political. And who's running that particular panel? Who's on that? Valor put that together.

And it has Jessica Drake on it. Jessica Drake? From Playboy Radio. And so basically, you know, we do have things like that.

We have sex and religion. And it is, you know, a lot about communication, about bringing people together to talk. To talk. It seems like it's very much about talking.

Not a lot of like rolling around and dancing and, you know, that kind of thing. Well, we have entertainment on Saturday night. Yeah. It's pretty awesome.

I'm bringing Urban Herotica, which is based out of New York here. They performed at my conference in DC in March. And they're coming out and they're going to perform on Saturday evening. You know, it's sexually charged, but it's a conference where we talk about sex,

but we don't have organized sex. That sounds like sex we could yell that we used to do. Yeah, except that was, of course, just at Yale. But it did spread to all the different colleges all over the place.

Until Yale took it away. Until the fascist came along, the religious people. Oh my God, there's so much controversy over sex education, right? Well, even in our own communities in some ways, we're not all in the same room talking.

You know, like we have a porn industry. We have, you know, sex-educated, you know, therapists, educators. And what Cradilis does is we bring everybody together. All right.

Well, you're going to have me there, too. So watch out. I hear you're coming. I am.

I'm coming. And I'm excited because... There's a lot of my children there. Right.

And of course, you worked with Annie Sprinkle. You were her first publisher. Yes, absolutely. Veronica Farah.

I've known Carol Queen since 1993. Carol Queen, my God. Oh my God. We've had a lot of your people on our show, so we're excited to see them.

And just, yeah, have a catalyst conversation. So you're very mysterious. I say this because with most of my guests, I talk to them about their personal life. But I was told I can't ask you hardly anything.

Not only that, but I can't even see you on screen. And I understand I'm not going to ask you those questions, but I just want to know, can we know kind of why you're so mysterious and yet so passionate about being open about sex?

Well, I'm not that mysterious because if you come to the conference, you'll hear me do the opening of the conference. That's the main reason I'm coming to see you do. You're like, who is that?

Who is this woman with this great cleavage? I'm a cleavage fan and you got some on your Twitter. I started out as a blogger in 2007. And you've read my blog then.

There was everything and anything up on my blog at that point. I don't talk about my kids, my ex-husband, only out of privacy to them. I feel they deserve the privacy. And some of what I do is very public.

And then people see me at the conference and things, but I try and stay a little low under the radar. It's hard when, which I'm sure you know, you've spent through it.

When you're talking about sex and trying to make changes on sexual freedom and sexuality, there's people who don't like that and they go after you personally.

Absolutely. That's part of the oppression. Amen and amen. Yeah, that's part of the oppression.

I try and just say, I mean, I'm out there as much as possible, but I don't want it to be about me. I want it to be about the conference and what we're trying to change there

and bring people together. Like you said about Annie, knowing Annie all these years, we're doing the closing keynote at Club 90. And all my closings I do are, you know,

I had Betty Dotson at the last conference because I think a lot of people who are entering the field of sexuality now don't know of the history of people like Betty and Annie

and the rest of the women in Club 90 and what they've done, you know, to get us to where we are today. That's right.

And I would just like to add that my husband Max is part of that history having published Annie's first art work. And spending time in prison for it.

That's right. I might add. Yeah, and those are the things that, you know, I think we need to know our history

and, you know, pay attention to our history. We do. Because it repeats itself. We do.

And we have to fight the oppressors peacefully. Yes. We do. Because, you know, I mean,

we're talking about sex education here. And of course, you know, there's been so much abstinence only education in the schools when it comes to sex education.

And even when they have the kind of more liberal stuff, it's just really about condoms. It's not about how to, you know, be a good sex partner. It's not about how to make lust last.

It's not about how to decide what your sexual orientation might be. It's not about any of that. And so what do people go to for sex education?

They go to porn, you know? And, hey, porn is great. I'm the biggest supporter of porn, you know, outside of a porn store.

But it's not education. Well, it's... A lot of times, it's not really what most women want, you know? Like, a lot of them will watch porn scenes

where, like, they're being really rough with a girl, you know, and, you know, with a woman that's not as, like, sexually experienced, you know,

being rough is not necessarily pleasurable. Absolutely. There's a lot of misinformation that comes from porn. If that's all you watch,

if that's the only sex education you get, you get the idea that all men are over nine inches, you know, first of all. And, I mean, really.

It can stay hard forever. Exactly. I got my sex education from, like, those, like, Showtime B movies,

like, that would go all fuzzy if I moved the antenna the right way. You're going to get it some way. Parents, teachers, religious leaders

know that you're going to get it some way. So, might as well get it a smart way. I went... A friend of mine speaks at colleges all the time on,

you know, sex and safer sex and sexual assault, and she asked all the kids, you know, it's a group of freshmen, and, you know, how many of your parents

talked to you about sex and gave you lessons and sex and, you know, the kids raised their hands. And she said, okay, how many talked about oral sex and a bunch of hands go down?

And then she's like, how many talked to you about anal sex? There was one hand up. You know, so even when there is sex education, it's standard, like, male, female, penis, vagina.

That's all that's the sex education you get. Right. And sex is such a diverse, many splendid panellope of stuff.

There's so much, so much stuff. And you know what? We can't hide it anymore from the younger generation because it's all there in porn.

So, if we're not going to get it from our more sober, such educators, we're going to get it from porn. See, I learned all of this from fresh women.

Fresh women. Not fresh men. Fresh women. From the fresh women that you went to school with.

And not only that I went to school with, I was raised in Europe. Well, they taught you well. Yeah, I was raised in Europe.

So I had sex with a lot of women that were much older. I have Arabian sex. You know, than I was. And I was.

I was 15. I was going out with 35-year-old women who were gentle and caring and loving. Not that we're recommending that any 35-year-old women

Well, yeah. Well, that's now. These are modern times. We're living in the most advanced fascism

the world has ever known. I mean, you can't walk on the beach after 10 o'clock. Okay. All right.

And you can't smoke and you can't drink and you can't do this and you can't do that. And so ultimately we've lost all our freedoms. And it's a pity.

It's really, really a pity. Yeah. You know. Well, we have a few freedoms.

Yeah. You have a freedom to consume. You do have a freedom to consume. That is, if you have money.

You find the gap in your charge. And we have the freedom to... Exactly. Oh, this is my engineer having the freedom to communicate.

Okay. Okay, okay. All right. We got it.

We got it. Okay. They're busy back there in the engineering booth. Yeah.

Okay. Guys. I turned a little red after this. You did.

It's hot in here. It's true. I'm hearing that orgasm in the background is like me, me, blush.

I thought it was like me. That was the idea. That was what they wanted. All right.

So we're excited. I mean, we don't... Some of our freedoms have been taken away, but we have the freedom to talk to each other.

And we're going to sort of explore that freedom, investigate that freedom in a couple of weeks over at the Westin Hotel near the airport. And we're going to go to CatalystCon

and we're excited about that. Yeah. And I want to say that Veronica Vera and Carol Queen and Annie Sprinkle,

these were the boots on the ground that changed the world. And they've been doing this for many, many years. And we must not forget our history and our backgrounds.

We all started out as hookers and perverts and all kinds of wonderful things because the ideal is the enemy of the real. We have created a reality

that has nothing to do with reality. We've created picket fences. We've created all it is, but we really want to be hung on the cross

like Jesus Christ. So tell us the truth and tell us the reality and that's the discussions that we should be having. Well, they're actually...

Yeah, amen. All right. Amen for that. Amen and amen.

And there is going to be a hookers meeting. There's going to be a sex workers meeting. It's not called hookers anymore. Right?

There's going to be some organization of sex workers. The first time I went to a hooker, I came as I was walking up the stairs. We do a private meetup for sex workers

and former sex workers. That's private. Okay. You know, well, I don't publicize where it's going to be

and, you know, they sign up and... But if you're a sex worker and you sign up for CatalystCon, you can go. Yeah.

And the reason I do that is because I want to... You know, we wanted a place for them to meet up on their own and they say, you know, they say, going to a conference, they're not only accepted

and they say stigma trying to attend conferences and so this was created to, you know, let them know it's a safe space and welcome, identify if you want.

If you don't, that's fine, you know. But there are issues and that was one of the reasons we created the meetup. All right.

Well, you know, that's important. Like, honestly, as a former sex worker myself, like, I kind of wish I had, like, something like this when I was active in the industry.

There you go. It's important to be able to meet up, you know. Because a lot of times, like, when a girl in the industry has, like,

something that she's going through, a lot of the times she'll, like, spew it out on Twitter and have one of those Twitter rants.

And that was, like, the only way that they could honestly, like, get things out, you know? And then they would get this reputation or something and so many girls were in their reputation

off of Twitter and ranting on it. Almost as bad as drum tweeting. Yes. It's called hashtag pornstarproblems.

Right, right. Pornstarproblems. Right. Well, there's a hashtag for CatalystCon.

It's called CCCon, or CCON, CCON. CCON. Right, CCON. And also, I should say that if you mention Dr. Susie,

you get $10 off, right? Yes. Off the registry. We got some lucky people listening.

Film series. And there's a film series, right? There's a film series that Carol Queen is part of that she's a big host.

Yeah, Carol's the host of the film series, and it's actually a fundraiser for her center of theft and culture. We do fundraising during the weekend

to help support her center, which is a nonprofit. The second show that Carol was on, the Dr. Susan Block show, she fisted her boy Robert Mann.

On the back porch. In a very educational way. It took her 90 minutes to get her fist in there, and she explained the whole thing.

She did it with all kinds of latex, showed every kind of latex you can imagine, and just wound up with her fist in there. And then the neighbors called and said,

is everything all right over there? They did. We said, yes. That's 90 minutes of entertainment right there.

Oh, both her and Robert are speaking at Catalyst. Awesome. We love them both. All right.

So we will see you, and we're going to have a good time. A couple of weeks. Weston, what is it?

Just the Weston airport? The Weston LAX, the Weston airport. And it's got a pool. It's got a pool.

It's going to be hot. It's got a pool, and it's got a theater. That's why we're there. Right.

Absolutely. All right. Thank you for joining us, Dee. Thank you for having me.

I look forward to seeing you. Dee Dennis. Hernando Chavez is also going to be there. He's an old friend.

Oh, all kinds of people. Just go check out the list on CatalystCon. And yeah, we'll be there too. So now, where are we?

Oh, we're still within our half hour. So we're back with Vicki Vixen from DD to Vee Vee. And Vah Boom. Vah Vah Boom.

Look at this Vah Vah Boom outfit you're wearing. You look sort of a little bit fifties. Yeah, if you should stand. Yeah, you should model.

Yes, definitely. Look at these hot shorts. And booty, booty, booty. Yeah, you like that booty.

It's very slapable. And look at these heels. Very nice. Very, very nice.

And too much my red curves. Oh, and you get a red apple from the teacher because you know, you're a sex educator. Yeah?

You know, I have to say through the two and a half years of my adult career, I have educated quite a bit of people. Quite a bit. Quite a bit.

Right. And are these your viewers or your boyfriends, your partners? All of the above. I would have, you know, fans contact me and, you know,

ask me like advice on their marriage. And what do you think is the most important bit of sexual wisdom you can impart on, you know, sex? Honestly, I brought it down to, like, I simplified it.

Like, this guy's problem was that he was unable to have a sex life with his wife. She was just unresponsive. She was very just like conservative.

And he hasn't had sex in years. So he said? That's what he said. You didn't hear her point of view?

No. Well, I'll get to that in a minute, though, actually. Because after this whole thing, she did email me. But so what I told her, like, I was just like,

okay, so what do you do when you're trying to initiate sex? She's like, well, I ask her. And I was like, well, see, that's your problem.

Like, don't just, like, come out straight and ask your woman if you can have sex with her. Because you have to get her in the mood, you know? I was like, how about you try this?

I was like, put her down on the bed without asking. Put her down. Open her legs and start going down on her and give her the best orgasm she ever had in her life.

All right. Yes. I mean, that's one way. I won't say that works for every woman.

I mean, it might not work for everybody, but I gave him this little piece of advice, and he really did. And then I was like, after that, you know,

put your cock in her mouth and see if she starts sucking. And sure enough, she did. And he just bent her over and he banged her out like a porn star.

Well, certainly this is very good advice to give pleasure if you expect to receive it. Well, I was like, you know what, try this. I was like, she's so conservative.

I was like, she always says no when you ask. I'm like, don't ask. Just be a man and kind of just like, pleasure her and then take it.

See if she likes it. If she doesn't like it, then maybe it's not working out. I wait. Well, you don't go all the way.

Like if she's obviously screaming, then stop. We got to have a clarity here. She liked it. Because I know you're in the porn business

and we got it. We got to have some clarity because we have all kinds of people. No means no. I mean, if a woman doesn't want to have sex,

you can't just throw her down on the bed and spread her legs apart and just start going down on her. Even though Vicki Vixen obviously likes you to do that. I mean.

And there are a lot of women that do like you to do that. But not all. What I told her to do was to trust her body language as well. I'm like, if she's obviously like giving the signals

that she is not enjoying this, then don't go all the way. But I was like, see what she does when you try to take charge. One problem is that some guys don't speak woman. I said, I said, just take baby sex.

They don't understand. See what happens. They don't literally understand when a woman doesn't want it. They cannot tell.

Their dick is hard, and that's it. That's true. So guys have got to learn to not just pay attention to her signals, but I think they do have to ask if they're stupid.

She ended up emailing me and said that I saved their marriage. But what I told them to do was watch for her body language. And you know what? This is why I'm a therapist is because it's an individual thing.

And sometimes, yes, that is what a woman wants. And very often women do want that. Yeah. But you know what?

It's complicated because we live in a politically correct society. And because you know what? Guys, you can be accused of rape. Yes, you can.

Yes, you can. And you can. So you be careful. Don't you just go, oh, her body language was saying, yes,

you can't say that to the judge. But there is a new law they're trying to pass. It's called the yes law. So before you have sex, this is how far fascism has come.

Before you have sex, you have to ask, do you want to have sex? And she has to say yes. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Let me finish. And then she has to ask the guy, do you want to have sex? And once we hear two yeses.

Do you want to be squirted? Then we have sex. I was like, I was like, get her wanting it. I'm like, get her wanting to spread her legs for you.

Like I was like, kiss her on the neck. Give her those tingles. I was like, maybe you need to just. Well, and also they're married.

Let's just say that. You need to spice up the relationship. By a yacht. There's not going to be an accusation of rape.

But sometimes there is. You know, I ended up splicing it up, like, because I really like, I did put some timing on this guy. And he actually would call me on that verified call thing

where he'd pay by the minute. If you told me to throw Max down on the bed, I would. Would you? I would do whatever you said.

I think last time I was here, I told you to throw me down on the bed and you did. I did. I would do whatever you said.

Tonight we're going to throw you on the table. Yeah, the table. We have a table. There's so much stuff on the table.

I know. There is. The table. But you have a pocket rocket there.

I do have a pocket rocket. We definitely need to get a battery for that thing. And also we have Bonoboville Communion. But before we take Bonoboville Communion, we're getting

ready for it, right? We're welcoming our Israeli friend. Yes. But reminding, BB, stop the bombing.

Drop pocket rockets, not, you know, the bombs. And Hamas, don't you rocket either, okay? All of it. Jews and Arabs refuse to be enemies.

That is the hashtag. You know about that hashtag? Of course. You said it before.

Right. I said it before. That's how you know. What do you know?

A battery came. A battery came. Right. Battery came so I can come.

I don't want the show to start. The party. The party. The party.

I love this article that I saw by a reverend, actually, reverend Paul Brandeis Ration Bush. What a name, right? Ration Bush.

Ration Bush? Ration Bush? You're, you're, you're, there's a rash on the bush. No, that doesn't sound good.

It doesn't sound good. But it's a good thing he said. It's a good thing he said. And here he's talking about ISIS actually.

He's talking about like some really serious evil, you know, with all the head shopping and stuff. But he says, you can't bomb an ideology. You have to combat it with better ideology.

And that's what we got here, brothers and sisters. That's what you got. We got the bonobo way. That's the only ideology that is going to do something about all this violence is better sex.

Seriously. I swear, if these guys were getting laid, they wouldn't like want to bomb. That's part of it. That's part of it.

You know, terrorists are like a tomato. Right. When you slice the tomato, the seeds spread everywhere, no matter what you do. And that's what's going on.

You grow little terrorists. Exactly. Better to fuck them. Okay.

And sex educate them. We're going to do something in Israel. We have the heart for Arab women. You do.

But if we're going to go there and fuck them, they're going to get like... You're going to get beheaded. Yeah. It's scary.

It's scary. You know what? There is always a great deal of sexual attraction to the enemy. And what I'm saying, brothers and sisters, and I know this is not something that is easy

to kind of grok. Right? That's an old fashioned word from the 70s. You love that.

Cece loves that word. It's strange in a strange land. I don't know what that means to you. It means get it.

It means get it. I don't know that word. We need to bring back... We need to bring back...

Bring back grok. How do you spell that? G-R-O-K. Grok.

But no, I want to say... The groking is that, yes, when you have this hate, it's the other side of the coin of lust. Not necessarily love. Like Romeo and Juliet.

But lust. You want that. You want to kind of get them. And there is often with lust this desire to destroy.

But we have to modify that. We have to discipline ourselves. Just like BDSM, we have to be like bonobos, not baboons. Or else we're going to destroy our world.

And it's going to be left not to the bonobos or even the baboons. It's going to be left to the cockroaches. Right, because they've been around. So, one thing that I really want to tell, because he's from Israel.

And I'm from Italy. And you're from Russia. And so there's all these people. When I...

I'm from Philly. Philly, right. Excuse me. I'm not really from Russia.

Genetically from Russia. You were made in Russia. Just because I had a few relatives. I have a relative from France, too.

Come on. Why don't you talk about my one relative from France? Why don't you talk about... Okay.

Yeah, so when I go to look at our statistics, right, I can see where people are going. So this is kind of interesting for you. So I look on there and I look in Tel Aviv. And there's a guy in a cafe.

And he's looking at our squirt salons. Right. Okay. And then there's a guy in Libya.

And he's looking at the squirt salons. Okay. Right. And then there's a guy, ISIS, out in the middle of the desert.

And he's looking at the squirt salons. So we're all looking at the same thing. We're all trying to get the same thing. Which is pussy, by the way.

Yeah. They're talking about, you know... Common sense. And in the meantime, we're shooting each other.

And trying to kill each other. All their women are covered up over there. So it's actually frustrated. See, here's the thing.

Let's not say they're women. They're women. It's right away. The other.

I mean, there are plenty of women in America who are covered up. And Israel as well. There are covered up women. There are religious people cover up.

Because they're religious. Because they're afraid of sex. Because they want to channel the sex drive into procreation only of their race. And their religion.

And it's kind of a problematic thing in my view. Although I try to be, you know, open to religion. And your right to practice your religion. And wear your scarves.

And your... It's a membership race. Your tallest. And all these different things.

Yeah. It's a membership race. I don't know. But there is a...

Some kind of a group. Like an extreme group. Yeah. There's a lot of them.

There's one that actually forced the women to shave their head. And put on a wig. It's crazy. No, seriously.

It's a Jewish group that does that. It's a very religious group. So there are crazy people in every religion. Every religion.

It's just, you know... What were the Christians that were having all the wars? Exactly. You know.

Are you Christians? All right. Well, we've all got to just stop just getting so into our religions, I think. And be more bonobo.

I mean, because our religions are killing us. Really. I mean, I like to be, you know, non-judgmental about religion. And I even have an apple here representing, you know, the Garden of Eden.

But still, religion often is a killer. Much more often than sex. Right. So, yeah.

I think it's time for bonoboville communion. On that note. All right. What is that?

Do you remember what it is? This is... Maybe you don't. Okay.

You get the drink of your choice. We have dirty tequila here. First, we have to shave her head. Oh, yeah.

I don't know about that. Communion. What did you grow up with? Irish?

Are you Irish Catholic? Did you do communion? No. Actually, I was Mormon.

Mormon? Yeah. Wow. I'm a Mormon.

I know a lot of hot lapsed Mormons. What is it about that? Oh, right. Well, it's kind of just like the same as Catholics

as like the Catholic schoolgirl that's repressed, you know, and then she gets older and explores. But the Catholic girl, or boy, gets to drink wine as the blood of Christ in the...

Well, Mormons, although they're still Christians, they kind of believe it in the Latter-day Saints, you know, and they actually don't believe in putting any type of like mind-altering substance in your body whatsoever

because, you know, your body is your temple type of thing. So there's no like... We would drink holy water and bread, and eat the bread, but we'd still have like communion,

but it wouldn't be wine. Right. It would be water with blessed water. Well, you know what I call holy water.

Yeah, I'm like what? Holy water. But it was blessed water. It was blessed water.

But we still had... The water that came forth from your young is blessed. Yes. Yeah, it probably just came from the tap, but...

It actually baptized me. I got baptized by all of your squirt. It was beautiful. It was very sacred in a way.

In my way, you know, I mean, but I kind of get a religious feeling about that. She had another baptism tonight. I think so.

I actually had him listen to that episode from St. Patrick's Day. Listen, not watch. No, it cost money to watch.

But no, I had him listen. You're a member of Bonoboville. You can watch for free. I can't know?

Yeah, you're a member of Bonoboville. You can watch for free. Absolutely. Join Bonoboville.

Yeah, absolutely. So, right. So Mormons are not allowed to drink. No, they're not even allowed to drink caffeine.

But you know, I was just actually reading another article. There's many of them about the benefits of alcohol. And one of them is that they actually slow down

heart problems, heart attacks. Wine especially. Wine, yeah. Red wine.

Of course, yeah. Like Manashevitz with a lot of sugar. No way. I'm just kidding.

Put it in the chicken maybe. Okay. We need a wine sponsor. Okay.

But we have dirty tequila. I don't know. Actually, this article was even saying that hard alcohol can help you

to slow down, really. Now, if you have a problem, you shouldn't drink. And you certainly shouldn't drink and drive. But there's a reason they call it spirits.

Raises your spirits. Absolutely. So, okay. So we have, the body is represented by the salt

that we put on a part of your body. Yes. And the blood is represented by, you know, in this case dirty tequila.

Or you may have the Ron DeGeramy rum. Special from the hedgehog himself. I have to say. Talk into your microphone.

I was at porn star karaoke. Then I thought he was promoting that the first time. And it does taste like a spiced rum. It's really spicy.

It's very spicy, sweet, and nice. Yeah. But you know what? I'm such a dirty tequila girl.

You are. You are. And wait till you see their commercial. We're going to show it later.

And you'll see what a dirty tequila girl you are. I am. I'm so, I'm such a dirty tequila girl. Have you ever had it?

No. But it sounds like my, like right up my alley. We like to do. All right.

Are you a dirty tequila boy? In the 30%. Yeah, in the 40%. Do you want to try Ron DeGeramy?

I love the 40%. Yeah. I notice Maya has come in for the Bonoboville community. Yes.

Come forward, Maya, so your fans can see you please. She's really cute. Maya has fans. She's way in the back.

Come on up. Come on. Just say hi. You're wearing purple tonight.

The color of the Bonoboville residents, Maya and me and Dawn, is purple. For some reason. We all got royal tonight. Yeah.

And we didn't even agree on it. It just happened. No. Red is my go-to color.

Bonobo's thing. You're the guest. That makes you stand out. And actually red is the other color tonight because the theme is sex education.

All right. So here we go. Bonoboville communion, brothers and sisters, is a moment when we commune with our bodies and souls.

She's ready. She's ready. She is. She knows which body part.

I'm thinking the body part is probably going to be like a nipple or something because it's like easily pulled out. You bet. Yeah.

Easily pulled out. I mean, it can be a dick or an ass or a back of the neck. So who's going to be taking the little bit off of my nipple? Well, you have two of them, so.

I do. I'm thinking both of you have to. I think that, like, I wouldn't say no to that request. Well, ladies are definitely first.

Okay. I'll give you my right one since you're on my right. Yeah, I'm going to give them. Even better.

Okay. All right. And then I have to take a shot afterwards, too, and take some. You're already getting the community ritual.

Whatever you want. I get to take some salt off of somebody as well, right? Yes, absolutely. And you are a member in very, very good standing of Bonoboville.

And we are very happy about that. So people should all join Bonoboville because you're like nowhere on Twitter right now. Yeah.

Yeah. Well. Twitter's loss is Bonoboville's game. All right.

There was this point in time that I had where I decided to, like, exit the adult industry completely. And that was my way of doing it was deleting my 100,000 followers that I had.

All right, brothers and sisters. She's leaving adult. You may never see these beautiful, natural, be-be-boobs again.

You may never, ever see them again. So enjoy. What loveliness. Oh my lord.

Oh my goddess. So A women. A women. All right.

Here she goes. Salt. And brothers and sisters, we have salt. She's even smearing it herself.

We need the shots. Oh, the shots. Yes. Here we go.

Here we go. Shots and Maya. Oh, she knows how to take a mouthful. And actually more than a mouthful.

Oh, Maya. Oh, Maya. That's what we say. Oh, Maya.

Oh, Maya. Oh, Maya. Oh, Maya. Mama Mia.

Mm-hmm. Now, since this is a sex education show, we are going to take the math class right now, folks, and ask you, how big are those?

Right now, they're probably pushing triple Ds. 36 triple Ds. Triple Ds. Triple D.

You didn't mean that. You've been waiting for the salt. OK. You've got to wait for the salt.

No, the one with the salt. The salt. No, seriously. I thought I got it all.

Wait, wait. Seriously. You've got to do the other one. All right.

I'm going to have a whole, the other ones. Here's your shot. Hold your shot. Hold your shot.

OK. And then I'm going to smear this salt. You can tell she likes to keep things even. Between the booze.

Whoops. And we're losing our mics here, folks. Things are going a little crazy. And he's taking a nice big suck there.

Isn't this lovely? He's really good with his mouth. He's not your boyfriend, though, right? He's your sexual companion.

He's, I don't know. All right. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't still be in California in order to come and see you.

Take the shot. All right. There's still some salt left over. That was terrible.

You have to get the right, oh. Since he did it to you, since he did it to your side. OK. So I get to take.

Everyone's doing a really good job. Did I get to take one, too? Of Vicki's Bonoboville boobs. Oh, don't just come away.

Just leave them out. OK. I get one. I get one.

My vibrator fell over. Don't let that happen. Be careful. OK.

Don't let my vibrator fall over. All right. And now here we go. Bring it.

Bring it. Bias, boobs, brothers and sisters. We're bringing the house down. Maya boobs.

Yeah. And Vicki is now salting up one lovely nibble. I have to prepare myself for this shot. OK.

This is a ritual that you can try at home with your favorite alcohol. Can we get a room now, please? Make sure you don't drive afterwards.

And it's an icebreaker. That is sweet. And by the way, you don't need alcohol. You could be using, like, you know, water.

Sweet tequila. That is amazing. As Luke and Alexander did. Oh, I don't mind that.

I love it. It is. It's very tasty. That's dirty tequila, brothers and sisters.

And this is one of our gracious and great sponsors. That's like my new favorite alcohol. Cinnamon and pineapple infused tequila. OK.

You heard it here on DrSusanBlock.TV. Vicki Vicks' new favorite alcohol is. Because I am dirty tequila. That's, like, right at my alley.

OK. So we're going to come back with more sex education, conversation, titillation, definitely titillation. OK.

They got to lick some more. Get that shot here. Get the shot of them licking. Come on.

Get off of me, would you? OK. Here we go. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. OK. So like I said, titillation, education, instigation. I can stay here all night.

OK. But no occupation. No occupation. Right.

OK. And don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back.

No occupation. After we get back, we're going to have another sinner come forward in the temple for communions, the Nobleville Communion.

But in the meantime, don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back. We're going to have another sinner come forward.

2-9-1-9-4-9-7. That's 1-8-6-6-2-0-7-7-5-2-1. Or 2-1-3-2-9-1-9-4-9-7. It's time to get dirty.

For dirty tequila, the wildest, most explosive, most delicious tequila drink ever. You're deep down. We're all a little dirty.

Can you eat that apple? Part of the pleasing is the teasing. Right. And you are listening to me, Dr. Suzy,

broadcasting live from Bonoboville. Those are all the Bonobos clapping. Yeah. And we're here in our little tiny,

super hot studio. It's hotter than the rainforest in here. Yeah, absolutely. So I'm sure my guests will appreciate a little...

It's cool off? Would you like a little squirt? Sure. Yeah.

This is Emma Snow, brothers and sisters. This, I didn't get you in the eye like I got Vicky. Although, yeah. You look good.

Okay. And here is Dane Cross squirting all over you. I've been wanting to do this. Okay.

And in the eye now. Okay. That's why I have my glasses on. And Vicky, Vicky.

Okay. Oh, it feels so good. Okay. So, Dane Cross is here, brothers and sisters.

We're so excited. We haven't seen you in long... I know. It's been a while.

Long time. I've been on this mic in years. Yeah. And you actually know how to use it.

I know how to use every mic that comes in my field. It's impressive. You would think the women would know because it's like giving head to you. But anyway, you brought this beautiful woman, Emma Snow.

Thank you. Welcome. Hello. Hello.

And so you are a porn starlet. Yes. Adult entertainer. Yeah.

Sex educator by default. Yeah. Of course. Because, you know, people aren't getting real sex education anywhere else.

Can you hear me? Oh, there we go. So they go to porn. So they're getting them sometimes their first taste.

We also have another beautiful... Where is she? There she is. She also would like to have a communion.

A beautiful woman. We actually haven't gotten to the drinking portion of this. Oh, we haven't yet. Okay.

Okay. We're introducing ourselves. We'll be right back. We're finding out a little bit about these people here.

Okay, okay. Max wants to get to the drink. We play drinking games here. Simple drinking games, which you can play at home.

Some of the things we do here, I don't advise you to do at home. But, you know, drinking games are fine. So you are... How long have you been involved in adult entertainment?

I just started at the end of January this year. Oh, wow. You're like a newbie. Yeah.

I just... Yeah. Yeah. And you are a virgin to this program.

Yes. Welcome. Usually we do it in a bed. But we're building the whole bed thing downstairs right now.

So we're just in this little tiny studio. I miss that bed. Yeah, I was definitely told there should be a bed. We do have a stripper pole.

Okay. We're the only radio studio with a stripper pole that I know of. So do you ever do any striptease? I did work at a strip club for a little bit when I first moved here.

Oh. I don't know if I can do it in these heels though. They're really tall. Let me see the heels.

Let me see the heels. Kick up your heels. Oh, look at those. Those are mighty.

Those are very important shoes. I love the chunky heels. They are chunky. I love them.

Thank you. They are chunky. I mean, you look very gazelle-like and graceful. I'm sure you don't need the heels.

But anyway, before that, let's talk about you. Where are you from? I'm from Seattle. Okay.

That's the laid back feel I get from you. Yeah. So what brought you to LA and to this world of sex education through extremism?

I wasn't... I wanted to get on my parents' house. Oh, okay. And I had a friend who was already in the business,

and she was like, I'll take you to LA and you can start to report. Why did you want to get out of your parents' house? Oh, because I was just tired of it. I'd been living there for like seven years just in Seattle,

and it just got old. Were they just boring or were they beating you? No. Were they religious?

They were just really rude. Rude. All the work around my house. You were Cinderella in your house.

Pretty much, yeah. No, I'm the youngest. The youngest? They make the baby do all the work.

You were born in the Seattle area, too. Really? Okay. Really?

So you're both from the Seattle area? Well, I didn't grow up there, but I was born there until I visited there my whole life. Oh, I'm the exact opposite. I was actually born in Central California,

and I've lived in Seattle for the past six or seven years. That's crazy. And what do you want to be when you grow up? That's what I'm trying to figure out.

I wanted to be the next Meryl Streep in movies. I did drama in high school and stuff, and I just got tired of the play acting. It was too over-dramatic.

I wanted to do actual movies. Right. In television. And fucking.

Yeah. Okay. No, I mean, that's cool. I think fucking is great.

I'm just curious. You want to be the next Meryl Streep, and you're barely out of high school now. Yeah.

Right. So what made you decide, yeah, I want to do fucking instead of, you know, emoting only?

Oh, because every boyfriend that I had before when I lived in Seattle didn't know what they were doing. They didn't know what they were doing.

So you thought you'd get some better sex through porn? Better sex through porn? That sounds like some sort of series.

Well, because I'm a huge porn addict. I watched a lot of porn since I was like 12. Weird. What was your favorite?

My favorite? What? Yeah. Like what?

Website? What kind of stuff? Like BDSM. Like kink or something.

Tying up? Or spanking? Spanking, being called names, being tied up, being chained up,

being blindfolded, being choked. Right. This is what happens when you have

rude parents, okay? This is my friend a girl. Rude parents when you've won all this crazy stuff.

Right. Cool. So I guess. Well, anyway,

you know, it's better to get involved with an industry that, you know, kind of specializes in things like that and has a lot of experts in that

than just to like go to bars and get picked up by guys who say, let me tie you up, honey. It is.

That's dangerous. Yeah, that's dangerous. Exactly. Getting into the porn industry,

you know, and if you're, I mean, he's your gala hat, I guess. He's helping you with this, right?

Yeah. Right. So, you know, you got somebody kind of guiding you through the karaoke

and porn star karaoke is very important, you know. But yeah. So what have you been doing?

Lately. Yeah. Just some videos with him? Are you doing them with Dane?

Yeah, I've been, I only met him a couple months ago, maybe like two months ago. Are you sexual companions?

Yes. Like Vicki and her guy? Yeah. Couple, yeah.

Are you going to get married? God, don't ask that. I've been terrified of marriage ever since I watched my parents'

marriage fails. Do you have a different kind of sex off camera than on? Sometimes, it depends on if they

let us have the sex we have in our personal life on camera. That's only happened like once. Oh, okay.

Twice. What movie do you actually have the kind of sex you have in personal life?

It just came out. Really? King? Our king saying just came out

yesterday. And what do you do that you do at home? They had us,

they fulfilled one of my fantasies which was to be kidnapped. Ah. And we were actors in a movie

and they showed a scene from the movie. They interviewed us as if we were actors in this film

and they showed the scene which was our actual sex scene in the movie. Are you the kidnapper?

I was a kidnapper. He wears a funny leather mask in it. Ah.

Did you laugh? No. Probably cut that part out. Absolutely.

He looked really ridiculous. That's the key with porn. That's why it's sort of skewed is because they cut out

all the real stuff. But that's the best part for me. Yeah. They just got attacked by

Israeli. I did. No bombs, just a cane. Okay.

So yeah. So what have you been doing lately besides just squiring Emma? Oh man.

I've been doing quite a bit. You know, I'm trying to segue out of the industry by the end of this year.

Oh, you're also setting. I'm also out. Yeah. I'm working on a lot of mainstream

projects. I'm actually working with mainstream director Adam Rifkin on his new movie that's

starring Pendulet, Missy Piles and Seth Green. Pendulet. I argued in years ago.

Okay. We love Pendulet. He's a great person. I was out with him last night

and I'm doing BTS camera on that. And I also secured a placement deal

for product on screen, which are these products. It's a Marabape for

$60,000. So that's my new business is getting deals for placements

for supporting non-smoking products. Placement. Non-smoking products.

Right. These things. Okay. Very good.

And by the way, shout out to Pendulet for taking care of our friend Al Goldstein

when he was dying. Things are very... That was so cool that he did that.

And also shout out to Pendulet for helping Loser Tversky

to get over Judaism, Orthodox Judaism. And become an atheist or whatever,

because he helped him with that. So Pendulet definitely helps the poor in every way.

So, yeah. And he's kinky too. I heard some stories, but yeah.

I try not to think about Pen like that. Wasn't there a moment when he was changing

outfits or I think he was filming, helping film on set

one time, and Pend just stripped down and pulled on some leather pants

right in front of us. He didn't care at all. He strapped up right in front of us.

He was doing a deck change. No problems about it. No underwear either?

No, he had underwear. But he was... Thank God. Yeah.

I averted my gaze. I mean, it's hard to. He's like eight feet tall. Yeah.

He's really tall. Right, right, right. But if there was something, if he had what Dane has,

then your gaze would have had to work. I wouldn't be here right now. Right, right.

If Pendulet and Dane Cross could be joined together, what an interesting hybrid that would be.

Yeah. Wow. Okay, another movie. So,

Bonoboville Communion? Yes, of course. Let's do it. Okay.

And yes, what is her name that wants to join in from outside

this lady here? Look at that sexy lime green dress. Judy.

Judy, Judy. Okay. Judy in the lime green. Right.

Okay. And Judy, did you want to introduce yourself? You are here from out of town.

From Toronto, Canada. Yes, Canadian. Welcome. And thank you.

And we have a sex club called Oasis Aqualounge. Oh, okay. Let's do a little product placement.

Well, I mean, not that we can place your sex club here, but replacing you

and you represent this sex club. So people come there to have sex. Exactly.

We're fully licensed. That's the nice thing about Canada is that it's okay to have both alcohol

and sex in one place. Wow. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That's kind of, you know. I gotta go to Canada. I'm moving to Canada. That's so enlightened.

That's so enlightened, you know. At least busy. Right. Max was talking about

losing freedoms. The whole idea that you can have a drink and look at a body

is just crazy. It is. But, you know, that's great.

That's great. And I saw some pictures of it online. It has beautiful pools

and a lot of water. That's why we're called Aqualounge is because we've got

the outside pool. But, of course, in Toronto, it's very cold in the winter. And we keep the pool open

all winter long, like 101 degrees. Oh, wow. So it becomes a giant hot tub.

We're going to visit you. Awesome. That would be great. As soon as I'm legally able to go there.

I want to go there. Oh, yeah. I want to go there. Yeah.

Well, Seattle is, no, sort of, it's close to Vancouver. Oh, it is.

Right. I used to go to Canada all the time. Yeah.

All right. So you ever do Bonoboville communion there in Canada?

Never. Now, you see, Bonoboville is this place, but any place

can be a Bonoboville that is sex positive. In fact, I consider the whole

porn industry to be a kind of Bonoboville. Okay. So, certainly,

your place there, Oasis, is a kind of Bonoboville. Any place that,

you know, makes like Bonobos, not bad booms, will emphasize sex

and not war. You know, that's Bonoboville. So, here you go.

And I guess we're doing dirty tequila tonight. All right, dirty tequila.

And salt. Now, you've done this before, right? With a different product.

With a different, well, Bonoboville communion is beyond the product.

It is a spiritual use of the spirits. Okay. Where's your glass?

Oh, okay. It's one of these. I'm running out of glasses tonight.

Okay. You're really big one. I'm just saying dirty tequila is amazing.

Oh, sure. And is this yours? Is this one yours?

Okay. We're good. You got one? No, I got this.

This is good. Oh, you got that. Okay. Okay.

All right. Here we go. Does everyone have their libation?

Yes. Okay. All right. Now,

who is going to go first? Who is going to receive? How about the Virgin? Okay.

Dr. Susie, Canadians do beer. All right. You know,

that's fine. I mean, you know, you can do your dirty tequila

with any form of Christ's blood that you want. it's all just,

you know, liquid. So first thing is you pick a body part

that you're going to salt. On myself? No. No, no, no.

This is something we do with each other. Okay. Well,

you know, I have had a few people that are a little bit weird that way,

and I let them do that. You know, but some of them can suck their own dicks.

They're talented, whatever. You know, but,

but really, you should probably choose, you know, someone

you would like to do bonobo, bonobo, I don't know about putting

salt on your dick. I don't know how that's going to work out for you.

It's going to work out very well. I think I'll put it on your neck.

Okay. All right. I think you'll put it on his dick.

Lick his neck. Lick his neck. Get it wet. Now,

and then, and then get your finger wet. And then

put some salt on your finger and then put it on his neck. See, Vicki is a sex

educator at heart. She's on top of this. And then, And now,

give him a hickey. And then grab your tequila shot. Get it ready.

Keep that salt off of his neck and then down the tequila shot.

And then I'm going to get what's left over on it, though, and then take mine.

This is definitely very educational, brother. Unless you want to,

do you want to take what's left over on there? All right. She'll do it.

I'll still get what's left over, too. And then down the beard. He's already being attacked.

All right. Would you mind putting more salt on there for me? I'll take one.

This is like, or derbs or something. Very good. Looks like somebody

is going to be a vampire. You know, Dan Cross and I have actually worked together

before. I don't remember who it was for, though. I remember.

Well, now you're planned. So I have, I actually,

yeah, we worked together before. Yes, we have. Isn't it wonderful?

I don't know how he had. I don't know how he is off camera. He's insane.

A tweet from Bonoboville erotic gent, a.k.a. Jules

says, Vicki Vixon looks spectacular doing Bonoboville communion. Spectacular.

Of course, he hasn't seen our friend Emma yet. but yeah,

Vicki is spectacular. Okay, here goes Emma. Oh gosh.

Oh, look at these beautiful boobs. Also natural. Oh,

those are so pretty. Pretty, Well, there's going to be

a lot left over for us. He's going to be thirsty. Oh yeah. Dane is going down,

chowing down on that. Maybe there won't be any salt left over.

Oh, let me get, let me get there. There we go. Okay,

Vicki's going to take sloppy seconds on the salt. This is considered okay

in Bonoboville. You can do this. You can definitely do this. And here goes Judy.

She's taking her nipple. That's really salty. I taste a hint of

amaretto in a dirty tequila. Yeah. Seems like there's amaretto in there.

Definitely. Oh, Maya wants some. Oh,

Maya needs to have some Emma Snow, I think.

Party in my room later. All right. There's quite a bit of partying going on here.

Did everyone get some or not, not exactly? I think,

well, depends on how you define getting something. Right.

Right, right, right. I think we need to have all the boobies out. They're all put away.

I don't understand what's going on here. I agree. Boobies out, please.

That's why you're the manager, girl. Okay, yours too. I like my view right here.

Yours too. And CC back there. We're going to have, I think we have to

have a little toplessness thing. I'm holding my microphone in between my titties.

Here we go. Yeah. Anybody like to speak into my microphone,

right? I don't want to speak into the microphone. She's somewhere in the

building. Oh my, there are a lot of boobies out right now.

Speaking to, speaking to my tittie microphone. I have to give Dr.

Susie some titties, though. I feel like I have to. Oh yes,

I will take some titties. Bring them over. She needs to assess.

I actually have not had my shot yet. You have. Brothers and sisters.

Perfect boobs. Oh my God. We have the most perfect boobs

right here. These are making big boobs. Okay,

come a little, let's get in a little closer. Yes. Come on,

you can fit. There we go. And, you know,

I like a really big butt. It's like 40 inches. Okay. It's looking good.

So, this is your your farewell. Farewell.

Farewell to what? Farewell to L.A. and anything else adult related

because I'm going to college and I'm going to get a degree and I'm going to be a business woman. Right.

Well, we are all for education of all sorts. Business education

and environmental education. Practice your ABCs and your JDs and your IQs,

but get smart about sex. Okay. Get smart about sex. Your BJs,

your BTs. Yeah. Learn your BJs and your,

you know, your VVs. DVDAs. All right.

Vicki Vicks and Nipple brothers and sisters. Lift your hat while you do this. Okay. Vicki is such a director already.

She's directing my hat. Doctor, season's law. Oh my. I can't believe what you're doing to me right now.

Yum. Now you have to take this shot. Oh yeah. I forgot about the shot.

I got drunk on Titty. For a second there. I forgot all about taking the shot. All right.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Lachayim. Okay.

All right. And peace. Peace through pleasure. Okay.

Stop the bombing. Drop pocket rockets. Not the other kind. It makes sense.

It's our only solution, you know. Right. How did I get this? How did you get that?

Okay. And here's CC brothers and sisters. There she is. Give her a microphone to say hello to her fans.

My mind's going blank. I was going to tell everyone hashtag blow up your glow. Spell just in English. Okay.

Yeah. Now we've only got 10 minutes. Isn't anybody going to do some salt off of Dane Cross's cock? I'll do it.

Oh my. Some people. You know, I think somebody should. There's cock.

Oh man. Another shot. Oh yeah. And tequila.

Is this yours? Here we go. Brothers and sisters, Emma Snow. Can we have the removal of the blouse for this?

Oh yeah. Yes. Removal of the blouse. You know who you remind me of?

Sasha Gray. Really? Pretty. Yeah.

Yeah. No. No. You do.

I met her at sex week at Yale. There is salt on my microphone. You're more genuine than her. Exactly.

Okay. The general manager is urging you to find the pocket rocket. Find the pocket rocket. I have one over there, I think.

All right. Brothers and sisters, we have Dane Cross. Can we get a camera in here? Yes.

I've got a spare one. You've got a spare one? Okay. He's got his microphone in front of the stick.

CC's pen. Okay. And there we go. I guess we've got some sort of an angle here.

Here we go. We have a bloge. I think you've got to go from the side there. Can somebody help organize this?

Okay. The other way, the other way, the other way. Push in the other way. No, no, no.

You should be in front of, you should actually be in the seat you were in. Get in your seat. This is a turn on, isn't it? Push that chair away.

There you go. Okay, here we go. Okay. This is good.

This is good. Go down this way. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he should sit in that high chair.

Let him sit in the high chair. Yeah. He should sit in the high chair. And then you can come down this way like this.

Is that right? Okay. Vicki, you're a very good director. Is that right?

Yeah. That's good. Okay. Do it like you're doing porn.

Okay. There they go. Okay. There you go.

And she's got, she's getting it wet. She's getting that dolphin soaked in her warm, wet pool of a mouth. And it's turning into a whale. It's funny how it does that.

You just dunk the dolphin in the pool. Ooh. What, he's wounded? Come on.

Bring it over this way a little bit. Like that. There you go. It's a little spice.

There, like that. Because that's what the camera is. There you go. Oh, yes.

Vicki Vixen knows how to, how to direct a blow job. Okay. Practice your ABCs and your BJs. And Emma Snow is tasting it.

He's good. Whoa. It's salty, huh? Very.

Yeah. All right. All right. And there's Dane Cross.

And he didn't even come yet and it's all salty. That was good. That was good. That was good.

Yeah. Can we have a hand, brothers and sisters? Whoa. It is hot in this room in more ways than one.

Whew. I'm in the only one topless. Well, I'm kind of pulling out here. Yeah.

You're falling out. I'm pulling out. I'm falling out of my top. Pulling out and falling out.

And so is Judy back there. You're falling out of your top. You can come in here, Judy. In fact, yeah.

We need to have a representative of the store-bought tits, which can be very nice. You know, we've got a lot of naturals tonight. But, you know, people do their modifications, whatever they want. And store-bought is nice.

What size did you go from what to what? These are 750, which is actually. That's a Canadian member. I'm sorry.

750 milliliters. Sorry. I don't know the conversion. But they actually, at the time they were done, they were the legal limit in Canada.

Really? Oh, wow. That's interesting. As if you needed a legal limit, but there was, in fact, a legal limit.

They regulate boop sizes. They say. But please drink in a club and have sex. Well, you know what?

That's contrary. I think it actually makes more sense, honestly. I think, you know, it's perfectly natural and healthy for most people to drink in association with some sexual fun.

The idea that that can't be done is so, I don't even want to insult the Neanderthals by calling it Neanderthal. But it is not civilized, you know? And the idea that maybe boobs could be a little too big,

maybe that, you know, for health and everything, I think that makes a little sense. You know, because I've seen some basketball boobs, you know, that really look painful.

And I don't know if that's a good idea. On the other hand, hey, you know, if you want to be a little freaky, get your freak on. I think if you got the skin, like, I mean, for me, I had three kids,

you know, I nursed, they go ready. Yeah. So then you've got to fill it out, right? Otherwise, you've got...

Your kid? Right. You've had three kids. You've got the skin.

Yeah. Wow. And how, I mean, how was the youngest? 16.

Okay. He's not watching this show. Hopefully not. Well, we don't know.

But if he is, hey, your mom's hot. Okay. Sorry. Sorry.

It's just the way it is. Because, you know, we find out sometimes that people are watching the show. We don't necessarily know who.

Like, for instance, Vicki's boyfriend. Well, he's not her boyfriend. She's her sexual companion. But he watches the show in Israel where I'm on the

ego channel. It's a kind of a half secret thing. Just like porn. I mean, have you ever had somebody see one of your porn

videos that maybe is from your past? Yeah. Yes. What happened?

So you mean like people, like people that I went to school with, or maybe like my parents or something. Oh yeah. The way my parents found out was horrible.

What happened? My aunt of all people was worried about me because she knew that I had moved to LA. And so she posted on my wall her e-mail address.

And some random person who I went to high school with who knew I was in porn, sent her a picture of me with a big black cock in my mouth. Oh, just for contrast.

Yeah. She hadn't seen me with my short haircut. I've only had it for a little over a year now. But she hadn't seen me in person with it,

so she wasn't sure if it was me. So she forwarded it to my mother. She recognized her mouth. Oh, she forwarded it to your mother.

She was like, I'm not sure if this is Maggie, but it looks a lot like her. And I got it in my e-mail. My mom told me about the e-mail, but she hadn't,

she didn't open it for three days. She didn't say Maggie by the way. I'm so sorry. She didn't open it for three days.

She's like, I got this weird e-mail. It says Maggie or something becomes Emma Snow. It's like, oh my, don't open it. It's just spam.

It's just spam. Don't click the links. Don't do it. She's like, okay.

So three days later I get this text at midnight. She's like, so I open the e-mail. I was like, oh god. And I knew exactly what picture it was

because the picture was taken on set by a guy that I had worked with. And I knew exactly what it was. Big cock in my mouth.

And my dad was so angry. It's a beautiful thing. Listen, parents, be happy if your kid has a big cock in their mouth.

Instead of a gun in their hand and somebody's like, religious flag behind them. Okay, a lot of the kids are doing that.

So, you know, they're getting excited by the ideology of violence. And you know what? It's much, much better.

I think you'll agree with me, parents, to have your kid excited by the ideology of sex. And by the act of sex. It's just as exciting as violence

and less destructive. I mean, yeah, sex can kill a few people, but not that many, you know, really. When you consider all the joy it brings

and when you consider the alternative. So, you're a hot woman. You know, you needed to rebel. And I don't know what hell

your parents put you through, you know, but parents often put us through hell. My parents put me through hell, and they were wonderful people, by the way.

I mean, I love my parents, but they put me through hell. I had to escape, too. Yeah.

They don't like what I'm doing. They've gotten a lot better about it now, but they can't deny that our relationship has improved exponentially since I moved here.

You've got a little shocked with your aunt sending them the BBC picture. My mom didn't tell my dad for the longest time, and then he found my photos online as well.

All right. I think they'll come to terms, and maybe they'll go, you know, rude brings about rude.

And this is a better form of rude than joining ISIS, really. Really. Yeah, my mom is in love with him,

so she just does not even care that I do porn. He happens to have a big dick, and, you know, he's... That's nice, too.

I don't know if you agree, mom, but it's nice. Right. Okay.

So, you know, you're a cool girl, Emma, and you, Vicki Vixen, can you please...

We're going to wind up real soon. We're going to have an after party. Vicki Vixen is going bon voyage to these tits. Am I not going to be able to see these tits?

No, you know what, though? I want these tits. I love these tits. Honestly, honestly, like, I...

Can I help them again? Okay, the guy that I have with me, that's from Israel, I really dig him,

and, like, I have an excuse to come back to LA, and how about this? Every time I come back to visit LA, I will come on the Dr. Ceasey show.

Yes! How did that sound? I will make it my mission to come. It's like, every time I visit out here,

I'll come back to it. This is your home. This is your bonobo. I mean, you are a bonobo.

You're so much fun, and I love you. Aww. Can you dress up in a little Palestinian outfit and you can dress up like that?

I've got to be a see-through... I'm going to be a cool woman. I can wear a see-through turka. Yeah!

Okay. Where it's all to see-through. We are going to get kinky in the after party. And I'm, like, completely naked underneath,

like, and it's just, like, one of those, like, things that go, like, heavy completely, but it's all, like, fishnet. Vicki Vickson, we want to wish you well

in your pursuit of education. You know, and I have a feeling you're going to be educating all the students and the teachers.

Every woman that goes into the sex work industry, there comes a time in your life where you have to move on. But don't take it to where, like...

Well, not everyone. Don't let it get to you, you know? Like, don't let it get to you, you know? Like, you can still go to school

no matter how old you are. I'm 31 years old and I'm going back to college. You know? And, like, and there's certain jobs that,

there's certain jobs that you cannot get if you've been a sex worker. You know, like, and getting into mainstream is really hard if you've been a sex worker, too.

But as long as you are not, like, a teacher of, like, elementary school kids, you can open your own business. You can save the world with environmental science.

You can have art. You can get a Ph.D. in sex therapy if you want to. So...

Yes, you can. I'm just saying that. And that's not final word. That's very good word.

That's the word. Yeah. Amen and amen. Vicki Vixen.

Okay. And she might come back in another incarnation. I will. And she's always a member of Bonoboville.

You know what? You can actually see, like, since I stopped doing Boy Girl, I changed my name from Vicki Vixen

to Victoria Tyler. And I did, like, one girl-girl scene for Nico Newell. And then I did, like, some solo masturbation scenes

for ATK, all over 30, and Anelos. And you can see a bunch of those. Those are the newest ones I have out and the final ones that are out.

Right. So... You got that? Check those out.

Okay. We're all too... Bonoboville communion out to know what she said. Hey, you know what?

I've been making box covers. But we're trusting that you know what she said. Okay. Ever since I've quit the industry,

I've been making box covers, and it still seems like I'm active, but I'm not. Hey, your box is still covered, too.

Can you show us your box, please? Can we have a view of Vicki Vixen's box before she leaves? Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Vicki Vixen's box right before she leaves. Okay. Well, while she's doing that...

Well, it's a jumpsuit. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a jumpsuit. Okay.

Jump out of it. Okay. It's a romper. Yeah.

Romp out of it. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go.

Out we go. Look at this body, brothers and sisters. This is the essence of hourglass. I'm a BBW.

Right. Woo! You are just Eve in the Garden region. Okay.

You are just... Is that right? That is like ass. Is that it right there?

Yeah. That would be the box. Right. Yep.

Mm-hmm. You bet. Oh, yeah. Can we have some applause, brothers and sisters, for Vicki Vixen's box without the cover?

And we have a Sabra who is giving her head in a very, very knowledgeable way. He is apparently... Oh, is she squirting? She is.

Is that... Was that squirting? Yeah, it was. That was squirting.

We just saw squirting. Okay, brothers and sisters, it's a wet night in Bonobovo. Did you like that, Emma? Yeah, I got it.

It was a little summer shower. Yeah, yeah. She squirted on my ass. I think I squirted in our scene that we did too.

Yeah. Right on your ass. I might have just soiled my outfit. That's not soiling.

I think my foot is kind of wet too. Oh, look, look. That's holy water, brothers and sisters. Look, she's got it in her shoe.

Oh, my God. Who wants to drink holy water out of Vicki Vixen's shoe? It's kind of dirty. I don't know.

That's like shoe dirty right there. I think that would be good for some really sluggish... That's shoe dirty. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Unless you have a foot fetish. It's pretty good though. Here, look. Oh, oh.

Do you see that? Just look, see. Dane, do you see that? Just drip it for the camera.

Oh, my God. That's squirt in the shoe. That's the quantity of squirt right there. There you go.

Okay. I'm sorry. Rub it into the... Rub it into something.

Oh, you rub it into something. Oh, wow. Oh, and look, Judy's all pussied out too. Hey, open up your pants.

No panty club. Look at this. No panty. Whoa, whoa.

You're all shaved and everything. It's a panty thing. Yeah, yeah. No panty.

It's crazy. Laser. Oh, look at this. You got the bush above and the wax below.

I'd like to leave a little strip to prove that the carpet matches the drapes. Right. Right. Blonde pubic hair, brothers and sisters.

We've got here. Yes. So Emma's getting a bit of a sex education from Judy. He's going at it right now.

And here goes... Whoa. He's bent her over and we see her 69 tattoo. Mm-hmm.

Hi. And he is... And she is just right between our other guests, Dane Cross and Emma Snow,

and taking advantage of Emma's revealed boobs to just kind of suck on them. While her Israeli sabra is just showing how to channel that war-like energy

into positive bonobo sexual woman loving energy. Yeah. I mean, let's hear it for this Israeli brothers and sisters. Please.

Brothers and sisters. Yeah. Going down. All right.

Okay. Oh. Okay. I think there could be more squirting except it's going to go on under here.

Maybe I should have a photographer under me here. A photographer. Here's Jux Lee, brothers and sisters. He's coming in.

Can you get on? Yeah. Okay. We're going into overtime for just a minute.

Oh, we're in no time. We're in no time. Hold this. Hold this.

Okay. And we're going to just take this over to you, and we'll just pull this off here. And I don't know what we're doing, but...

Can you move everything off of this area? Hey, we're turning another page in the calendar. It's almost September. Someone eat this apple.

And yeah, apples. Okay. Dirty chiquilla. And also we've got...

Oh, yeah. We're just cooling off here. And squirting, all kinds of squirting. Here she is, Vicki Vixen, in her farewell performance

on the stripper pole of the Dr. Susie.TV. Yeah. And yeah, she's getting eaten out by her beloved sexual companion.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And she's now on one leg with the other leg up in the air. Our engineer, Abe, is taking charge of one leg

so that it is now up in the air as he's filming. Because we have to get the angle here, brothers and sisters. Okay, okay. Whoo!

Vicki Vixen in her farewell performance before she gets a good education. I love that ass. Oh, yeah, nice ass.

I'm going to smack it with my juxt-leather finger flogger. Yeah. Mmm. She is hotness personified.

Yeah. Whoo-hoo! Let's hear it for her. Vicki Vixen, you're all wet.

Part of it's squirt. Part of it's holy water. This is Bonoboville! Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. Yeah, I'm now taking the camera here. Okay, she's twerking.

She is twerking. And shaking that booty and those titties. She has just so much sexual flesh here. It's just amazing.

Yeah, Vicki Vixen, brothers and sisters. And with Judy in the back up here. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

And let's have applause. Whoo! Yeah. We went into overtime.

So we're just going to say thank you everybody. Okay. Thank you, Vicki Vixen. Thank you, Dane Cross, brothers and sisters,

back from a long vacation from us. And thank you, Emma Snow, virgin to the show. And thank you, let's see. Oh, Judy of Oasis.

Yes. And of course, big thanks. Big thanks to our first guest tonight, D Dennis of Cadalyst.com, because we're going to have a great time at the Western Airport Hotel

having Catalyst conversations about sex, education. Brothers and sisters, join us there. We can't wait to see you. And of course, we can't wait to see you.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We love you, sir. Seriously. Okay, speak on the microphone.

Okay, we have an interruption. Okay, okay. Wait, let me just get the mic here for you. Okay, okay.

And we have the delegate from Israel would like to speak. Okay, go ahead. All right. So, guys, girls, whatever.

Seriously, I'm in Israel. It's such a privilege to meet Vicky and it's such a good way to meet you. Come here, Vicky. We saw.

No, your nakedness. Come on over here and your nakedness. I mean, I'm like, I'm like, Vicky telling me the stories about the show and I'm like, are you kidding me?

Like, I saw her in Israel. We have the show in the ego in Israel. And I'm here. It's all surreal.

I'm so happy to be here. It's like a family. Everybody treat you like seriously. It's like surreal.

Can you move that camera so it's so it shows. And I really appreciate it that you invited me here. Okay, honestly, honestly, I was going to move out in August 1st. But and the place that I live, like they rent rooms to people and he

showed up to rent my room as I was leaving and I decided to stay another like month and a half so that I can get to know him a little bit because I can leave. She's going to come back.

She's going to come back. That's right. That's right. I'm going to know where she's going to know everything.

Okay, you're going to stalk her. I have friends from the mosque. I'm from Israel. So yeah, so beware.

All right. We got it. We got to close up, but we love all of you Israelis, Palestinians, you know, can you move?

Okay, I'll move over here. We love we love all of you. And those of you who have guns, trade them in. Trade them in.

Pocket rockets for those dangerous rockets, whatever they are, you got to trade it in brothers and sisters. You can't bomb an ideology. You have to fight it with another ideology.

So practice the bonobo way. Make love, not war. Save the bonobos in the rainforest. Be a bonobo.

That's right. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that's someone is you. I love you. Talk about with anyone else. You can talk to us.

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