Capt’n Max’s Bday & Bonobo Way Anniversary 201

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lovers artists and exhibitionists voyeurs and connoisseurs

But no bows and sailor babes Ahoy there mates and rubber lovers and

Landlubbers them dogs all you children of sex Because we are all children of With a capital X Can I get an amen?

Amen, can I get an a women? I want to welcome you to the noboville for our grand annual celebration of Captain Max's birthday

Woo-hoo see the clap sign hey more Yeah That's the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen You want to enter for your fans so that we can see you as shortly shortly

Okay, well it is your birthday kind of sorda. It's almost his birthday You know it's the Saturday night before his birthday and we do things on Saturday nights in the noboville so we are celebrating the birthday of

Captain Max aka Prince Maximilian Rudolph

Leblavich D. Lubkovitsky Philanjary Yep, that's not even half of his names Those are just the ones that I remember because he has a lot of names. He has one of these ancient medieval families

Actually, he has two of them on each side mom Philanjary the Italian side and and dad the Czech prince of Prague and Duke of Milnik and

that and a buck fifty can get you a very cheap cup of coffee So here he is prince. I'm a princess and we're married. We're happy and Max is you know, we're celebrating his birthday 70 How many you said

74 74 years ago You were born in the Vatican Hospital of the Vatican next to the next to the Vatican It was the hospital that you know all the nuns would come to to give birth to the babies that they'd have with

I'm a war baby. Yeah, and you were a war babe And ever since ever since then I've been a war baby. There's wars everywhere. Everybody's killing everybody Yes, and you America on a ship

Seven years old. You were a refugee from a war-torn country Italy But of course my father worked for American intelligence. Yeah, that's how we got here. Well, everybody's got away

You know, right through a village Montclair, New Jersey a little village. Yeah Fortunately, they didn't think people working for American intelligence were necessarily terrorists back then although they could be now Yes, and in fact have been many times over but in any case Yes, you came over as a refugee from a war-torn country and

Hey, we're all refugees except maybe Native Americans who you know Are kind of refugees too because they came over on the Bering Strait So we all came from somewhere else. I mean we all came from Africa and got here somehow We're all refugees. There aren't certain people that are refugees and certain people that aren't and a lot of us from war-torn countries

Yeah so We're celebrating Max's birthday max is just in case you don't know because too many people don't know publisher of

many amazing Publications from the

LA star to love magazine hate magazine That's the LA star Gathering of people that's from the staff of 19 something

71 71. Okay. There you go. And there's Nikki max with the long hair in the back. He looks so cute Somewhere we've got a picture of him as a centerfold You know we do right

But that's him there and you know going on to the Brentwood blah blah and Beverly Hills the magazine and And then of course Dr. Susan blocks journal excuse me the marriage you know project and Bonoboville and so much more but in any case I'm just so happy to celebrate the birthday of my

My lover and my husband and my primate and my hero so happy birthday Max again And like three years ago. I gave him as a present a book this year I gave you that expensive the computer part thing that I didn't actually buy Right, but in any case the Bonobo way

Anniversary is Also Max's birthday What is what sound the music or oh it's the ball It's okay. It's alright

So, you know in many ways the Bonobo way is more important than ever in these times of you know The military industrial complex gaining more and more power the prison industrial complex Donald Trump who we have under gag order with a penis pacifier a tiny little one Just like his tiny little micro penis. I'm not sorry to Trump whoever said sorry Trump, but in any case

You know we need the Bonobo way. That's why we're making him read it. Actually. We spank him with it a lot yes, we do and Keep the pussies away from him He likes and he does and

So we've got a lot to celebrate and I'm also very excited to have amazing guests and I'm gonna introduce you at the same time these two lovely latex ladies. Oh my goddess

Wow Onyx Muse Say hello hello and

Goddess so much snake oil You look amazing Yeah, that's quite a story just told us about max that I mean it's almost a tall tail. It's so Fantastic, right, but it's the Vatican and it's all true, but boy the Vatican and

All that name that name is incredible This is no Kellyanne con job. Yeah Real not fake news. I loved hearing I didn't know some of that stuff. It was loved. Yeah. No, he's a he's an amazing guy I married an amazing guy. I just had to do that, you know, and this is his birthday and

you know, he was amazing little kid and There are some pictures of him as an amazing little kid or actually a painting that a nun did maybe we can put that up When he was a little baby boy, and he looked just the same as he does now. Oh Can you come here?

Well, I don't know Look at that A chair from the Vatican. Yeah Yes, I don't know if that was when he was hiding out from the bombs dropping

No, that was painted by two nuns in Naples. Yes I was born. Oh You're born in Rome. Yeah, no, I think at least that's the story I heard. Okay, so don't change that, right? I'm a little stoned. Right. Right. Well, it's your birthday

Get some locations fucked up, you know Yeah So you've got these two lovely ladies in latex and we have our new assistant Raina and we're excited to say hi to Raina

Hi, Raina. How you doing? Turn up her mic. Oh, her mic is not on. Turn the mic up. I'll turn her turn it on. Sorry That was a husky sorry This is Antoinette. Antoinette. My lovely assistant. Your lovely assistant. Yes. Yes. Well, goody-good. Yeah

Antoinette, welcome back. I remember you came here But you weren't actually on the show. You came at the very end a few weeks ago I think I was also in a kind of a sailor mode because I was Giving a tribute to Hugh Hefner that night, but I wore my yachting cap. There is a difference

This is the yachting cap, right? And tonight I wear the captain's hat in honor of the captain. I like the captain's hat better. You do? Okay, like the blue and gold. It's more serious. It's definitely more serious. Yes, and you do like to be dominated I do. That's right. So a captain would more likely dominate you than a just a yacht

A female captain? Yes, a female captain And you are in some sense her female captain, goddess Selma Yeah. Yeah, you could call me that. Mm-hmm. There's some captain mean captain. It's not happening

I'm not gonna try and say that word again. Wow, but say what who made your latex dress You know what this this came from a Really cheap company from China to be honest latex catfish. Oh, and then I and then I slathered paint all over it because I was

I was painting in rubber and I messed up and then I owned it by adding more paint so it's you know It's it's really cheap. Okay, I made it cheaper

Right. Definitely artistic. It's yeah, it's very nice. I mean, I think you could do more of it Yeah, I think it's that that will happen that that is nice I mean does it stay the latex paint with the latex? Yeah, I mean, it's just acrylic paint on Watcher. Yeah, I don't watch it. Yeah. Oh, yeah even dirtier

And how about you on it? So who are you wearing? I'm when we ask on the red carpet stock room Starring latex. All right siren. We we've heard of them. Yes. Yes. You can't go wrong Yeah, well, you're a little siren aren't you? What have you been up to lately? I've been in Vegas. You've been in Vegas. Yes, we're going to Vegas

Amazing. Let me know we are going to go to the erotic heritage museum and Give the bonobo way of peace through pleasure to the people of Vegas who kind of need it because they just had They horrible thing happen this atrocity this mass massacre and they need a message of peace and love and Hot sex

And it is a pleasure capital but you know, I don't know I think they need to learn a little bit bonobo way Yeah, okay, spice it up. So what are you doing there in Vegas? I'm dancing Web camming, I'm gonna be working in training girls for that. Oh Okay, you're all purpose

Well, do you want to give a plug so to speak to the place where you dance? Oh, yes, I dance at spearmint rhino Rhino, we know them. We're totally John Gray is the owner of all the spearmint rhinos. He's been on the show with his lady who I think is still his lady Monica Monroe

Is kind of a Marilyn Monroe kind of you know, she's definitely a doll So golly gosh Okay, can my captain come up here yet in a minute Okay, I'm preparing myself, you know for to be in front of the camera. Oh

Well, I'll be there First time I'm gonna go take a piss. Oh, okay. Okay. Yes captains have to do that. You can do it just right off from the You know, I'll be there in a few minutes shit. I'm here. I'm with you. I'm following Right into the ocean not into the garden

It's beautiful. You're likely you're like cutouts. Remember the old cutouts Little paper cutouts and you had a little theater and they were on sticks You guys too young, right? We had to go sticks. Yeah, little sticks in those days. We talked. Uh-huh. We have digital sticks

That's what you look like right now. Yes. Well, we are we're paper cutouts In your beautiful theater. Yeah in the erotic theater of the mind You bet Mmm-hmm and

So, okay. Well, I mean it's your birthday So I guess I'm Thinking of you being here among all the lovely paper cutouts. Okay. All right. All right if you like, you know, otherwise We'll just have

Goddess so must smack Antoinette around or something Well, no, but you could sit here and be the captain You could just sit here and the captain's seat. What is this? Yeah, and I think you have other gifts. Maybe we should do the gift thing

Uh-huh. You got stuff. Here's the birthday boy Okay, thank you for sitting with me Max. Okay. What do you got here? Yes, oh it's a card. Let's party. Oh It's from your friend dragon steel. Hi dragon steel. Where's dragon steel?

He's a real fan This a mysterious envelope It doesn't look like a bomb. It doesn't smell Like anthrax

So I think it's okay Actually anthrax has no smell But it's better than being stabbed in the middle of the night. Is it? Oh look at this. Oh, this is from Clemmie. I

Know what this is. I think no. Yes. No. Yes. Yes This is Here you should hold it in front of you. This is a shirt for you You love her

I mean not in the same way you love me But we are we're sort of you know allowed to love these different people. So look at the tongue What'd you say? Well, you love Miley and we're allowed to love different people. Yeah, not the same way you love me, but

All right, it's very nice. That's a very nice Clemmie. Thank you. Yes. Oh It's great, and she's in her glasses She looks so very Intellectual

Yeah She did a great performance in a Subway Did you see her performance in a subway?

Jolene tell us You steal my man. Don't steal my man. Anyway, steal my man Max loves Miley And I see another gift inching its way towards you not wrap goddess so much

Borms of desire by Doris Closter. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. That's a beautiful cover This looks like an old book It is it is an old book Yes

Pat Caliphia something in there somewhere stuck that's probably semen from the last Oh Right that's how you know, it's This is the

Happy birthday Captain Max this book I love that when you get to be my age you get real high It's filled with nautical naughtiness That that's perfect for you

Better even so I love books. I do. I love books. Yeah, look at that. That's you I mean, it's not you, but it's the kind of thing you like. No, right. Let's show this I guess we can't actually show this on Facebook. No, you can shoot this is art. This is You know, I think everything

I do this art. I'm sorry She's fine, but I have to go to fix it. I wear this and look very arty. I have to go to Facebook jail Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's because it's fine. It's on a book It's on a book and show the front

Yeah Yeah, because you don't catch it at first Look at that and forms of desire

Very erotic. There's only one copy available if you call in now You'll be the first one to have this yeah And there's several different layers of semen that keep the pages stuck together from the different owners Yes, and some female ejaculation

Okay, so Sailing the high seas I know Amazing to see you side by side He likes to be a voice, but it's his birthday

So it's important to surround the birthday person that it, you know birthdays are a very very Intense time and he's a Scorpio and it was Scorpio full moon last night and Sort of still is Right, are you a Scorpio? I'm a Gemini Gemini like me. Yes. I bet your son

I bet your her birthday is 15 My right, you know that Wow You get a birthday present look here birthday presents. We will look who's here with birthday presents for you

Well, I look like Santa Claus without the red suit Got the beard no hat though. You need a hat This is Jacob who by the way is here on a mission from Danielle Watts the great and beautiful and amazing actress Danielle Watts

Whose birthday it was yesterday? Oh, so that's why she's not here because she's doing some walk-about birthday wise Right, okay, and Chef be alive They sent you know instead of Danielle you get Jacob

Okay, you make musical chimes look at this and what are you giving out cardboard things? What is this a Hanukkah? That's very hot like a it's a crown. It's a crown Look at that. Yeah, that's a very nice. Yes, very nice. We're getting ready for

Right, okay, thank you. I guess I should do the same thing birthday magic. Okay, I Have to get mine Okay, you can't he has to speak on a microphone talk on a microphone God bless my elder sister. She she made me famous with my wind chimes. Oh

You are a little famous for your wind chimes. Yeah, yeah Here's some beautiful wish once Right that she just is her newest line. Well, please give one to princess on ex-muse You choose your favorite

Okay, and and also goddess And also the birthday boy Give the birthday boy Well, I have this

I Like to be different Well, this is the primate this is the prime mate says here says here that this That I have the power I

Had the power all along my dear all along and you just realized it on your 74th birthday No, no, I just read it here But that's the amazing thing about birthdays sometimes a wish wand you get your wish Right

Yes, and It can't really hurt. Okay. No, no, so you seem like you have like more amazing things in the other boxes You're saying the best for last. What's in the big box? This is the original

1981 that's the one it's an antique you have only one, you know, I'm still making them it's 35 years and There must be God there must be God. What about God? Yes There's since last since the show last week and I I wouldn't argue with you. Thank you. Yeah That was wonderful show, thank you. Yeah, that's great. So you made this when did you make this thing?

It's a waterfall it's you I Was so down and out and I had some inspiration. This guy's a good promoter from it's got a good story, right? Well, I don't want to take up Jacob the conch I'm in. Okay. So just put it by the princess

Yeah, that's great. Um, I could open it and show you the child. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and while he's doing that I think you know, we we prepared some very special Jello shots jello shots. Yes out of a booby You know kind of mold

Our new Here However, this is But no, no, we want to see them. Can you beforehand? Yeah, you should bring them rain. Can I apologize?

Yes, you can apologize what I did many times, but we really want to see them because they're kind of you know Interesting absolutely to save the way And you know latex goes with jello look at this I'd give you with this dress. Yeah, we're good on the jello shots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

And I have yours well he can have yours Okay, so one thing I want to say yeah, it's maybe because of the wand or something but so far I have outlived a lot of my Peers and friends. Yes, you have we've noticed it's a bitch of where he's everywhere

Scary I'm still here remember me Right nor guys of the day keeps the doctor away Absolutely, you're still here you are I got rid of all the medications by the way, that's right. Otherwise, I would have been fucking dead by now

He was in all these blood pressure medications that you took you got rid of all the medication. Yeah, I said to my doctors I can't do this. Okay, cuz it's gonna kill me I got a check of my kidneys are okay, and I gotta go for blood test make sure I'm not dying You know, yeah, this medication says I can't do that

And he said it's okay He says don't eat any chicken He said give you this whole list of things not to eat Yeah, you know once in a while, I don't just don't eat them every

So that's my story about that right There you go. So he doesn't take any medication. I don't take every once in a while Aspirin takes the Alice once in a while Well, you haven't taken it for a while

Well, you don't need it most of the time That's right, but I just want to encourage the guys out there to have a sex life whatever it takes Yes, have a sex life Have a sex life and the girls even it's but the girls apparently get a sex life, you know without too much trouble

They just yeah, well some of them don't want a sex life But a lot of them are being invited into Harvey Weinstein's shower That's why I'm not in Hollywood I'm in a good honest talk about sleaze ball

Sexology is an honest field as opposed to Hollywood, you know, we're like My god, there's like a whole wave of craziness and and all this You know predatory behavior coming out on the one side and accusatory, you know hysteria coming out on the other side and

Not to minimize the hysteria. There's a good reason for it, but It's it's wild. It's wild and by the way, Hollywood is not the place where most Sexual harassment goes on. It's really the restaurant industry Eating eating

Yeah So that's why we need the control you have to you know, you can think you can do all those things but We need the bonobo way because people don't seem to have a way right now It's like just either abuse people or keep it all buttoned up and shut up

You know and there's then there's this very sort of tough little movement of consensual sex, but It's

You know a little boring to a lot of people, but it's something that's very important We have to have consensual sex we have to teach that and that's what we teach here and that's the bonobo way and it considers that you know empower the females and

take care of the males Amen and a women In my case. Yeah, see see, you know, it seems like that movement is

Moving forward quite a bit though. I mean even sure recently I do fair in the New York Times. There's You know Positive things moving forwards for prostitution being accepted That's true quite recently Lord and lady knows that's what guys like Harvey Weinstein need is

un-stigmatized prostitution You know where it's easy to get not stigmatized, of course they can afford it, but they feel that it's beneath them Shouldn't be beneath them. It should be like very very high-class Jell-O shots

Whoa See, I told you they match your outfit, right? Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle these are very nice. They're very nice They're kind of you know, they would be a bad boob job if it was a real job

I was thinking the same thing when I did They're kind of like bad boob job, but there's silicone. Yeah, look at them jiggle made with cow bones Yeah, and you have these little dicks Is that real old bad? Is that the dick the bigger?

That one's a bad dick job. That looks like somebody trying to get penis enlargement surgery and it did not No, it did not and that's sometimes what it does look like Although it doesn't get that big. No way. It just gets lumpy and awful. Don't get penis enlargement Okay, we're back to Jell-O shots

Okay, so would you like some not right now, thank you. So All right, then the bar is going to get the Jell-O shots I would like one of the little penises on a plate Or me it's probably gonna break apart

They can break apart. Well, you know, that's what I know I put it back and then I shake okay Yeah, here we are you want to hold it for the for the camera. Yeah, that's you hold your your Jell-O shots Let's do this. We'll see the big penis, but it didn't come up to good. Okay

I would eat the big penis, but you know This is Jell-O art Definitely Jell-O art Jell-O so must

So Okay, we go back Take them to the bar and divvy them up. We'll have our lovely bartender. Clemmie Cockatoo can divvy them up with her cockatoo

Okay Whoa. Yeah, there you go. Well How you doing birthday boy? Would you like Bonoboville communion? No, no, okay

Would you like someone to have it or that's fine? Yeah, I'd like to have a thing that have it well I know that these ladies don't do it. Would you like a Bonoboville communion with Agua coca leaf liquor? Sure. Yeah. Okay, so that agrees with you Yes

Well, would you You still need me here for this or? Well, you'd be nice. You could be here and I just wanted to you want to take a little walk around you do I'll be back. Okay. You come back. It's your birthday. Let's hear it for Captain Max

So you should come up here on the bed Lovely Onyx, actually, can you model your little Baytex siren outfit? Look at this siren outfit. Whoa Very nice There he is the birthday boy, so he's watching. Okay. All right. Okay, so I need a little refresher on this. Well

You could be an altar girl, which would be very nice which means you would Open up your little latex siren outfit to reveal your altar and

I would sprinkle the salt on it and Someone would lick it not well. I don't know. I mean he's grinning very Harvey Weinstein So I don't know he's not Harvey Weinstein at all, but I'm the V word you are gonna Get a spanking or something. I know

So I don't know maybe somebody could take it from you maybe goddess so no she can't take Communion well she could take it without the alcohol. I Could take it with the alcohol Okay, maybe I

It's you. Yeah, it's all about you my husband's birthday. Yeah, right. So I should take it. All right, so the salt is here and Agua is here to be my own bartender because we have we have multiple drinks tonight

with the Jell-O shots and the Agua And this is the noboville communion Right here

with the lovely Would you like some too? Ah, sure. Yeah, okay. Take a little. Okay. Well, then I will pour two glasses And we will both have it. I've got so much to do

I have a new assistant Bartender over here. Yeah, right. I'm being the bartender, but you know, okay, so now you Would you like to take first or?

Or just be the alter Maybe I'll be the alter. Okay You unzip or Okay

Definitely help you with that Right Can we have the kinkster music as a little music not this elevator music? No

What's going on here? Okay Well, you can if you want It's up to you. You should take it all off. Look at that body

Let me help you. Yeah And one of the things about latex is taking it all and putting it back on Here she is brothers and sisters lovers and sinners on excuse Hey birthday boy. I just unwrapped a present for you. Oh

Well It's not here My microphone was off Having yellow shots

You're waiting for yours, you're gonna get your All right, well, I'm gonna get my It pays to be the wife of the birthday boy Okay, so now I

Get a shot and I sit between your legs and you Pour it down my throat. That's waterboarding bonobo stuff. Yes Just in case you don't know

So give a lick. Yeah, I'm the high priestess and the altar girl in this case honest Whoo This might be a bit much. I don't know this too much for one shot. Yeah

There she goes Waterboarding bonobo stuff Onyx Muse Honor of Max's birthday

And the bonobo way anniversary our princess Onyx is here

so I See jello shot was yummy, but I don't know if we want any jello shots. I think the jello shots are for the bar Come sit here I Hate an empty seat, you know what I'm saying. I need everyone close to you exactly. I like people close to me

So, okay, so how much time do we have before the break? Crew boys I'm sorry Hey

How much time before the break can't show you if you're topless All right, we can't show Facebook if with topless, okay? Oh No, no, no, no, no There's I just want to make sure whoever is

Facebook camera is they could focus on this side of the round. Yes or the bar Got the lights over here in glitter how much time I you know what when you hold up fingers I I see like shooting stars. Okay seven got it So, you know since you're not gonna do bonoboville communion

I think you should do a little birthday spanking for max like of her. We brought some stuff But some some toys Yeah, you know like turn her into a birthday candle kind of thing a birthday candle Okay, well he should be sitting here for that

Yeah, see if his I don't know how so we do it. Do we have time for all that? Well, no, we have time We have seven minutes. We have seven minutes. Let's figure six seven minutes in the gavel, you know Yeah, all right. Well, we can do a little spanking and yeah, I think we should you know kind of warm up Yeah, we'll warm up to the fireworks. Yeah

Little foreplay. Yeah All right, so you should model your outfits in tune to the kinkster by AI Carmina Formosa This is goddess

Look at this aqua or turquoise, and I I Thought it was done. I thought it made it like three times as much money to have that Painted look, but no you just put paint on it. Yeah, it's a great idea

I think I'm gonna do that to my latex outfits and pretend that they're different Because I over wear them All right, our off fantasies are slightly pervy and they're getting pervier So

Let's see madam Antoinette Look at you. You're all dressed up like a schoolgirl in a way with the little socks Yeah Okay, and let's turn

Music down a little can we see her panties is she wearing? Those are quite the panties. I think a little bit of a longer Then dover little miss kinky Where that does to my winky

I'm a little teen are you We just pretend people are 17. No one is actually 17 here. Okay, everyone is over 18 You're okay. You need a microphone. That's one thing. It's not only you need to be of age You need a microphone

Can you do the nasty very well I Very well, yeah multiple different ways Okay, what's your favorite way to do the nasty

Favorite way well, I like a lot of like hair Slapping I like lots of bodily fluids. They're like a lot of everything all at the same time. Wow. Yeah I don't know if we're ready for the bodily fluid. Yeah

And yeah in this banking going on So, let's let's pull down the music now Backstage Bonoboville and we have got a soma giving

Max's birthday spanking to Antoinette Who likes that? I do? Yeah

Are you a submissive? I'm a switch actually your switch you can dominate so yeah, I was a Dom but not anymore like actually Got a summer train me like you could dominate someone like Jacob

Yeah, I mean Should we have it sitting on Jacob you should be sitting on the floor Just you know, we'll start with just sitting on the floor You move move the chair away. Yeah, there you go

Seems very flustered, okay, just sit there. Just sit there. We told them three times up a little because they need room right good Very complicated for him. You know

It's complicated. There's all kinds of levels of emotion and Physicality and mentality. This is very true. Okay, so bring down the music I got us. Do you want to do this? Okay? We've only got four minutes. So go for it four minutes over the knee I'm gonna put this down. Okay

So should we have head this way or ass? Maybe that way Yes It's a schoolgirl look

That's right just pretend that you're 17 But you aren't Okay, but you're pretending you're a schoolgirl. It's a very popular thing because it's taboo and Where's where's your mic here? Okay, so we did a little hair pulling and how did that feel?

Good oh and now she's pulling on that G string that multiple long fall Just pulling it up through those pussy lips and those ass cheeks

Rubbing it against the clip and now spank spank spanking That ass that very spankable ass, you know What's a birthday without a birthday spanking? And I mean some people here may want to spank max Max

Okay, good. Okay, so we're spanking Antoinette Yes, absolutely Yeah, listen to that Spanking sound. Yes

Yes, it feels so good and Goddess soma snake oil is a turquoise vision of Femme Dom power and sensuality Just like you've dreamt about

Your birthday Yeah, are you talking about the Jell-O shots max? I hear Okay, and bang bang bang bang. Okay. It's a little bit like that

It's your face. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Oh, yes There you go Feel free to moan into the microphone Okay

You don't do a lot of money Can you give her a whack with the bonobo way since it's our anniversary? Thank you goddess It's a book spanking it's a little bit domestic a little bit teacher Yeah

Yeah, good solid paddle a book is a good solid paddle. Yeah, whacker with that It's like a light paddle Absolutely. Oh, it makes a great sound against that Yes

This is a kinky birthday spanking And so kinky we're not even keeping count of anything. No very sensuous very very sexual

Yeah, really get red You know read the bonobo way or get read by it. That's right We're getting red. I don't know if you've read it yet, but now you're getting red by it so

That's right a little bit handspank in there buy it and get red Good for reading and spanking. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that, but look at those buttocks. Those are birthday spank buttocks Max aren't you glad that's not your butt No, no, that's Johnny that's not max

Somebody took Max's place at the cockpit Hey now we are panty list by the way, so we cannot show this on Facebook camera This is a little bit of a yoni as we say No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no we do this it's good to have things you can't show on Facebook camera

Let me just say this I Kind of resent Facebook and I I'm on there just because you know, that's where you go But they're fucking plantation and we're just sharecroppers on it So I prefer to create our content for ourselves

But you know just say hi to Facebook. So Yeah, oh, yeah, this is what we call but bongo Yeah How's it feeling there Antoinette

Are you a pain slut? Oh, yeah Well, I'm a pain slut, but I need I'm a sensual pain, right? You don't want to be punched in the stomach. No, no, I can handle a lot of pain But I you know, there's gotta be that's how we felt this time next night your last year when Trump won

She needs to be aroused right right right none of us enjoyed the pain of Trump winning. I don't Know No, that's not an enjoyable pain. There's like enjoyable pain and not enjoyable pain and you know This is enjoyable pain. Can we have a big hand for?

Antoinette's butt and goddess so much snake oils hands Those are amazing hands and this is an amazing kiss and you gals are just so Sexy together. Yeah, did you enjoy that? I did enjoy that. Yeah, that that's very Have you you two met before onyx and so

This is a nice meeting very nice to meet you very very nice You're both so beautiful and very very different ways, but you're both wearing amazing latex. Well, you're not wearing yours Yeah Okay

So so we've only got a couple of minutes, so we're gonna have to go But we are gonna be back very shortly with our fabulous femme-doms goddess so much snake oil And onyx muse

Servant winch, oh, I like wet. Yeah When she's nice, I like that and that is Antoinette and And of course our new goddess Absolutely

And Jacob who is on the floor. I'll do my own. Jacob's doing good, right? Okay, Jacob. He's got his chimes. You're ready to give Max another gift. Yeah marketing, right? So we're gonna be back max is gonna be hopefully sitting here Are you know that or we'll have some other wild stuff audience when I'm probably both and

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back Hi, I'm Dr. Susan and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way Inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes You know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face-to-face

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There you have it. There you have it now. There is a voice to Barrett With a double mic Yes, it's reduced me

Many years ago and this is a better microphone than I have it's true. Your mic is better. It's true It is this is not my well, but this mic is better than the head mic That's because we have two microphones and we have stereo

I took So this is my wife, okay right here, okay amazing I Have a wife like very few people in the world Right. She's a special case

All right, okay, this is what you want to talk about on your birthday Yes Of course I want to talk about you I want to talk about us. This is our theater. We've had this theater now for 26 years and

We both came out of the theater Business without getting molested luckily and Thank God, I actually studied it at school. You studied it at school Bachelors in theater studies at Yale. I was thrown into a I started as a here's how I started in theater

I said well, I want to be in theater. I want to be an actor. So and I was in Italy and I was an illegal alien in Italy because now I was American Yeah refugees so I couldn't work So I thought I'm just gonna go down to the Variety Theater. There's a restaurant next door

There he is and I Amazing and When I weighed 168 pounds Go back to my

Please Another one in the phone booth where he's asking for money, right dad No, I was asking for money

I was I was I was like 16 years old there So I got a job at the restaurant as I figured all those Excuse me those hot girls, right?

Would come all the dancers and stuff after the after the performance They would come to that restaurant So there I was I was a waiter and I spoke English and I was handsome They were trying to pick me up and they picked me up and I was just a little boy

But I had so much fun. You did and I gained so much respect Because you weren't so little you were six feet tall. I was six feet tall. So nobody knew how old I was so then I

Started to have an affair with a very famous Theater actress Yeah, and I moved in with her She taught you the ropes. Yeah, and so I was having sex with her and I was painting her apartment when

Paint was powder powder you put the powder in the fucking thing and then you put some water in it Slopped the stuff on there. So I had sex and so forth. So then she got me a part In a place she got you apart. Was that like a casting couch that you were? Sensuality

Oh That led to me being doing little parts and then I joined a a variety theater. Yes, so I traveled around 25 dancers Was that the Arlequino theater? Oh, that was another whole thing

I worked at a little theater in Genoa. It was called the Arlequino theater and In It was made of powder Right

You know anyway, so And you had iceboxes Yes, so so anyway, so I decided horse and buggy Then in order to get into this variety thing, I would do an imitation of Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis

Typecast, yeah, right. So I had duck tails. Yeah My arsad burns grow a fellow man But and and so yeah, and so I became This guy that did imitations of Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis Wow, and I traveled all these little towns

Crummy little theaters, you know Segue coming on You want to sing no, no, no, I don't want to sing great balls of fire You're like my fire. No, no, no, no, no, no, no do that any of that

but anyway, so that's what I did and My first SNM experience was with a German dancer who bit my nipples I'm telling you at a young age Feel good

Yeah, that's very dummy and I was just a little kid. I should turn her in it was a long time ago, but still Mm-hmm And there you have it why I like my nipples bitten. Yeah, I should be disclosing this kind of stuff I don't really want to harass anyone

So I've been involved in this revolution and evolution of the society and this place for many many years and in the last 26 27 years I've been hanging out with this chick this chick Yeah, amazing chick. Yes. Yeah, and Yeah, so she's a cool lady

And So, you know you do things in life, but you do things in life to change your life Do things in life so that you change your life Fuck everybody else if they change with you, that's great. The revolution starts with you

Yeah, and it's such a simple cliche. It's a cliche the revolution There's that one revolution if you go to this door here From this yeah from this door here you can go and it actually now almost imagine that You just have to have the courage

So So We're with you captain. Yeah, so the revolution is in our heads every day and we have a nationalist Fascist group of people. Oh, that's this guy have taken over our government

Okay, let's step on his balls everybody stepping on his balls. Okay up on his balls That's right. We have him under gag order. This is like And we've made him the lowliest seller on the ship Trump is now in the White House trying to sleep and he's feeling No, we will not be nice

So it's been about revolution has been about Freedoms that our grandparents are not even not even our mothers and fathers dreamed of a Change so dramatic

And now you have the revenge is the pussies Yeah And you have a whole new world of people talking about it's like I'm back in the village of 2000 people It's all about gossip

And half-truths and bullshit and You know And we have achieved the most democratic We need to get the revenge of the pussies on him

Medium and society that I just looking at a radio map of podcast There are hundreds of thousands of around the world Everybody is a citizen journalist. Yes Who can reach out to 300 and you are the pioneer of reader written

Media I'm also wonderful Right, but I just want to I just want to establish this just for people that don't know that way back in the 1970s Max created reader written magazines. First, they were sex magazines and then you did them first They were political magazines and then we put tits on the front cover. Okay, that didn't go over at all

Was 1971 So these racks were all over the city of los angeles and all these little kids were running And whacked and you had to steal the right, you know, so okay So, um, they started to bust us for that

They started to uh to arrest us and they arrested us About 20 20 some odd times You know wow And you know max is a real freedom fighter and he's been in

The prison system if somebody told me when I was a little kid that came over here that breasts were Okay to look at no that they they were banned in some manner Is there what you're talking about?

When you went on these fucking statues all over the world topless beaches. Yeah, and I went of course That's how I grew up. You know, so this kind of irked me because at first when they called me a panographer I was like I didn't know

I didn't know what that was and a second time And I said, okay, you know, and we didn't have a lawyer because they kept busting us every month and Finally the third time

I finally started to understand that That obscenity was naked people You thought it was like murder and maybe I thought is that you know Naked people maybe war people fucking are obscene

And so it kind of pissed me off And we went to look for a lawyer And we found a gentleman by the name of stanley fleshman And we went to his office

And he was in the wheelchair brilliant man And he said so Who's the models

I said models we thought about models These are polaroids that people send in And he says the what? I said the polaroids that people

Send in that's what we publish real people real people not models And he said are you telling me that these are not models?

And this is this is the head defense lawyer for the porn industry in that time And so he had models and

five scenes and all this garbage in his head and and he was saying he says It's okay, but you didn't do this your company did this it's owned by this other company I said no no no no we did this

We did it you know And he said yeah defend you and he defended us through 20 some odd cases

and kept us out of prison as we were charged with Corporate espionage obscenity

criminal libel And endless endless charges to try to bust us But we were hippies. We didn't have anything And this was the printing press there was no printing prayer. We went to somebody's presence

print this thing And why are they doing that? All right, because it's your birthday. It's my birthday And you know what happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Captain max Happy birthday to you

Okay, we can light it. We can light it. Don't put your back to the camera. Thank you And so here we are look at these beautiful boobs. I think animate these boobs These could be you know your boobs were very nice too Reina

Your your jello shot boobs But these are you know amazing really they could you could be a surgeon Anna. I almost want to put your face in it Well, you might be doing that in a little bit Okay, so happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday captain max happy birthday to you Blow the mouth put your lips together and blow Yeah, okay, you want to take a lick?

Do it do it do it come on. Yeah Lick the tits Come on Okay, okay no candles

How did that taste smart? Good. He likes to Somebody take the tits, please and oh we have another cake. What is going on here more cakes? I think we need to divvy this one up a real cake A real cake with all kinds of real

Tis tis candles and and here's dragon steel. Oh my god. Look at this dragon steel Thank you dragon steel And it says and some champagne Martinelli sparkling cider. What?

Somebody wash these glasses. I don't they don't look it they look a little cloudy They're frosted. Yeah, they're frosted All right, so It's your birthday

Slide it all into your lap. Yes Happy birthday. Whoo. Okay. So now we need to put this somewhere. We have multiple cakes. Well, we have a cake here And where are the penis cakes? Lots of cakes. I want one of those I want one of the little penis cakes

They're bigger than trump's equipment Okay, careful putting your elbow in my tits. Yeah, okay, there you go Martinelli, do we want this? I don't know. Is this alcoholic? Non-alcoholic non-alcoholic. I don't want to bother with it

No, I don't need to drink things right now. All right. I need a some real champagne. Yes. Where's the real champagne? Yeah Well, actually you would like this. This is goddess soma. It's healthy More of the Martinelli for Antoinette, maybe you're gonna have the whole bottle here And uh, so what happened to those penises? Where did the penises go?

Where did they go? Where are the penis cakes? Uh-oh. Penis cakes. That usually happens. And now that's horrible. We did take a break here. We did not. We did take a break. Yes. So We're going to now, I guess we don't have the penis cakes. They they got eaten.

No, there was something terrible happened. It was two penis cakes, so they're pretty good. Yeah, right? Yeah, and in transportation there was an accident. Yeah, that's what usually happens. The baking tray hit the corner. Oh no, it burned in half. All right, so now that we've had regular birthday candles. And here they are. Oh, there they are.

Penis cakes. These people. They were coming. This is very heavy. These are dicks. Can somebody take away these tits? Oh, we like the tits. Oh, you like the tits? Okay, careful. We want to keep the tits right here. Don't fall in there. What are you doing? I'm putting some comp on the end of my dick. Because that's where it goes, yes.

There you go. All right, would you like one? I would love one. Okay, shopping for vanilla. It has nothing to do with your preference and sex. Okay, go with that one. Okay, and so I need to get rid of this. Now I need to get rid of it. And somebody, do you want a penis cake? Who wants a penis cake? Do you want a penis cake? Anyone want to try to hit over here? Do you want a penis cake?

Hi, Del Ray. Hey, Del Ray, come out. Say hi. Del Ray is wearing his classy Dr. Susan Block show hat. Yes, absolutely. We love Del Ray. Okay, and he brought us penis cakes, after all, which is what I was looking for. She's already eating her. She's a castrating bitch. Look at that. She just chomped right down.

Licking mine nicely. I've been married for 26 years, so I know you got to lick it nicely. All right, so you have these fabulous candles. And now I think we're going to have a human candle of some sort. Okay. We have the amazing goddess soma snake oil eating a penis cake. Cake in her mouth. She looks incredible. I know. And what she's doing here, she puts paint on her

face. She loves that. It's very artistic. And imagine her hair and everything. And she has Antoinette, who is topless and only wearing a G-string and little white bobby socks. Little bobby socks. And little Mary Jane high heels. It doesn't get better than that. It's like a little 50s thing going on. That's not the microphone. We're going to do a little birthday candle.

A birthday candle. So this is you. Okay. We're going to turn her into a birthday candle. Oh, the fire extinguisher is right over there just in case. How do you feel about being Max's birthday candle? I feel good about it. You feel good about it? Nice. I am excited. Ready to shine? Amazing. Okay. All right. All right. Sit down here and

watch your birthday candle. Yeah. Yeah. Enjoy. Hold this in case they say anything. Yes. A luscious kiss between mistress and submissive. Who is a switch, but she's very submissive in this position, right? With the goddess, right? Goddess Selma who's wearing fabulous boots also. Really, really fabulous boots over the knee

and very high heels and licking her canvas with ice. Just applying some ice on the heat. You know? Yeah. Oh, is that making your nipples hard? Rubbing that ice on your nipples? What's going on right now? Yes. And goddess is thirsty and she likes to lick up her Agua off of your body. And in this case, Agua is only water. Yummy. Oh, look at this fire.

This is a birthday delight. Yes. We don't trust too many people with fire play here in Bonoboville, but goddess Selma is well, you know, our goddess. So here she is. Barbecue and Antoinette. She's got this stick of fire and now rubbing over her body to make it a little less fiery, but it's still pretty fiery, huh? Very fiery. Oh, fire on the pussy.

Oh, wow. You ever have a birthday candle like this, Max? Uh, no. Nope. This is beautiful. It's quite a beautiful human female birthday candle. It's very nice camera. Look at that. This is art. I'm sorry, but it is. But I guess that Facebook would censor it. So we're not going to put it on Facebook. Yes. So Facebook people, this

is when you're going to put it on Bonoboville joining Dr. Susie dot TV or Bonoboville, where you can watch the uncensored beauty of the Dr. Susan block show featuring goddess Selma snake oil doing fire play turning Antoinette into a blazing birthday candle for Captain Max's birthday and the Bonobo way anniversary. And we're so excited. Whoa. And Antoinette is real. This is real.

This is no fake news here. And there has to be very close attention paid by Dom to sub very close attention. Do not try this at home, by the way. This is very dangerous. You could get burned. So if you want to do fire play, take a class before you do it. A real class, not an online class. Learn how to do it before you do it. It is beautiful,

but dangerous. Goddess Selma has been doing it for a while. I know on one of our big Arrows Day celebrations, we did something like this. It was Arrows. Now we have a little barbecue. Oh, beautiful. Let's hear it for fire play with goddess Selma snake oil. Thank you. Thank you very much. Amazing, amazing, amazing beauty.

And it's like, just a gift, a great gift, isn't that? You got yourself a human candle and a good looking one too. I dreamt of this when I was a kid. A sexy candle. Yes. Right. James come true. Yeah. How you feeling there, Antoinette? It's a whole different kind of woman. Are you in subspace? A little bit. A little bit. There's still a lot of people around, but you know,

you're on fire. On fire, yes. Not just literally, but also in terms of your beauty and your magnitude. Amazing. Goddess Selma just loves to eat you all up. She's a hungry goddess. She's a good girl. You are amazing. I can't believe how beautifully you just created a candle for Max's birthday. A human candle. Very nice. All right. Is there something next?

Well, how much time do we have? Take your time. Max said, take your time. Max, it's my birthday. It's his birthday today. So he says, I have a lot of influence. Something more. Okay. He's enjoying that, you know, and very often he gets up and Max likes it. Yeah. We have 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Suddenly I'm like, I'm a five minute thing here. He's like, it's okay. Let's keep going. Yeah.

Just keep going. There you go. Oh, we've got the vloggers. The nice, heavy vloggers. Ooh. Yeah. Watch out behind you. Okay. They got us this blogging. And the vloggers are florentining. Look at that artwork, right there. Amazing. This is like a beautiful relaxation after that intense fiery action,

but it gives us a chance to see Goddess Soma's florentine vlogger rhythms in motion. Just logging away. So much technique onto that. Yes. So beautiful. Almost like artwork. Just like a dance with vloggers. What? You want to use that as a spanker? You might get permission for your birthday boy.

Yeah. It's not made to last forever. No. Beautiful. Vlog, vlog, vlog. And let's hear it for Goddess Soma and the amazing Antoinette. So I think we have a bad boy over here that needs to take a birthday spanking for you. And he also has another gift for you. This one here. Yes. Jacob, right? You have another gift? Okay. What kind of gift is it?

It might be worthwhile. We'll see. Santa came early. Let's see. Yeah. Of course. Here. You move up here. Move over a little bit more. And Danielle. Danielle did that. Great. He needs a microphone. Salvation. We need a microphone for you. A famous artist. You guys can hold a microphone. Very nice. Beautiful.

You can pick. I have like a dozen. Talking to the mic. Yeah. He has a dozen. Well, I like that one. Yeah. Be live. The butt up in the air. Chef Be live and Danielle want you to have. You see, she's my curator at my house. I see. So she's, I salvaged these. You salvaged I have the picture there. The man with like, he had cameras showing him painting. All right. I couldn't

identify on the internet. But it doesn't mean he's not valuable. I just can't. I don't research. I can't research. Yeah, we have a whole gallery as places. So I think that considering these incredible ladies have been really giving us an amazing performance, which has been a workout, they should sit there. You should get on your knees and get his banking from. Yes, I should. Onyx.

Give me all my paintings. Would you like to give him a whacking? Sure. Yeah. You want to, you can start with the book. I do have my toys. I brought them in my car. Well, don't go after that. I guess I'll give them back here for the anniversary. Get down, get down, get down. On your knees. On your knees. Would you like to sit down? You could sit over there. We can move the

painting. Test, test, test, test. I don't know that we need to see your back over here. So she needs access to your ass. Okay, down on your knees so that she can access. Should we have him take this shirt off? I think we should. And if you don't mind, I would love for you to take your dress off. My dress off. Yes, and whacking. Yes, yes, absolutely. Here, unzip her. Just because

you look so much better. She looks great every way. Yes. Every way in the clothes and out of the clothes. A little much better. Absolutely. Okay. Boy, are you lucky. Now you take the shirt off. I don't know. Yes. Can you turn up my microphone a little bit? There you are.

Take it up. Take it up. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. On your knees. Should he take his pants off though? Okay. I did. You got to take your pants down. Down. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Whoa. Okay. Well. Okay. Yeah. Now that's a little too much. Yeah. Well, I think the ladies, I don't care, but the ladies have,

and maybe Max too, just want the undershorts. No, no, leave the shorts on. That's good. Yes. There we go. Whatever you do, leave the shorts on. Okay, you're going to get spanked with an oboe way. That's it. A look at Onyx Muse now. Oh my God. That's a total brat. He's a smack talking. Yeah. He needs to be smacked for all that smack

talking. Been down where I owe down to back there. Yeah. She's a sensuous dog. Let's get this microphone here. Okay. Your stage name is Alabama. Alabama. Your safe word. Your safe word is Alabama. So if it gets too hard, you say Mississippi. And they need to hear all the syllables. Okay. Alibaba, not Alibaba

or Amazon. Ow. Ow. Owches. Still good. Oh, whoa. I prefer, I prefer, okay, okay. I prefer, right. What do you think this is? For America or something? Yeah. You get what you get. That's it. That's right. That's the

birthday boy speaking. Ow. A little pain slut, huh? I don't know. I think he's just doing it for you. You what? I deserve it. You deserve it. Yes. Well, that's a good confession to make. Why do you deserve it? Have you been a bad boy? I've been kind of like a dope. Okay. A dope. Not as bad as Harvey Weinstein. Not as bad as Trump. Not as bad as the last time I was here.

Right, right. You're improving. It's just banking. They're making you better. I think it's hope. There might be hope. There is hope. Okay. Okay. Give him another one. Whoa. Yikes. And one more for good luck. Don't break his thing there. Whoa. Okay. All right. Let's hear it for Onyx Muse and Jacob. That was lovely. That was lovely. Yeah. That felt lovely. I think my

Kundalini is improving. Okay. Yeah. That helped you to handle the pain or are you a pain slut? What is that you're holding here? I'm just to think. You just, okay. You know what the Kundalini, I'm just saying, you know, that's stimulating. Perfect. The perfect amount. It's perfect. You are a master. All right. How do you say it for the woman? A masteress. They don't have the word. A masteress.

A goddess. It's kind of a male sounding name, master. But you've got a woman, a master. A maestro in Spanish. Well, Yale, they used to call the heads of the colleges. I called you maestro. But now they call them heads of colleges. So, yeah. How about goddess? You really had us on it. Yeah. That's it. That's it. You're done. It's the only way you could address me. You're famous

over guys. In this house. You're going to write about this appointment on Facebook. All right. On your knees. Okay. So I think we only have a little bit of time, like two minutes. No, no, we have all the time we want. Oh, that's right. It's your birthday. It's my birthday. Remember that? Yes. So what do you want to say? It's not even finished. What do you want to

say? So what I want to say is that I lived through a lot of this shit. And as a war baby. And now I'm an old war guy. An old war horse. This has been going on. 74 years old. And these people have been fucking killing each other. Yep. And doing horrible things to each other. And at least in our own lives, it has to end. You have to give up the gun. You have to give up the ammunition. You

have to give up. You have to give your soul to other people. If you don't do that. That's the no go away. Yeah. If you don't, if you don't respect nature, if you don't respect others, it's not going to work. We've seen what the nationalists did. We know who the nationalists are. One was named Hitler. The other one was named Mussolini. Don't forget Franco. And then

there's Franco. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. And they're dangerous people that take away idea of following what we love and happiness. Because that's what it's all about, man. You only got four seconds on this earth. You think you got a whole fucking lifetime? No, they lied to you. You got a few seconds. You're like a fucking bug. Then you're gone. So

you better have fun. You better help your fellow traveler. You know, Mother Earth don't give a shit. She'll take care of herself. It's us that are fucked. She'll always have cockroaches. And so that's what I have to say. And a lot of people think, you know, that's fucking guy. I've been doing this for a long time. I've fought a lot of battles. I've been imprisoned.

I know about fascism. I know about police brutality. I know about those things. So you know, I just live, have fun and stay as poor as I can. Otherwise I got to explain shit to people. Maybe a king. Anyway, it's been incredible 74 years of which 26 have been with this woman. And that's it. Well, that's it. We're out of time.

That's it. That's it. So I want to thank our special guests, Onyx Muse. Where do we find you? Thank you. Find me on Twitter at onyx underscore baby seven. All right. And Instagram. Okay. And of course, goddess soma snake oil. Her musical is coming soon to New York, right? Yeah, it all goes well. Yeah, it all goes well. Okay.

Anything else we should look out for with you? Yeah, you know, I'm not promoting anything right now. You can find me in person. You are just promoting the amazing woman that is goddess soma snake oil. Yes. And her lovely assistant. And my lovely assistant, Reina, my lovely husband, Max.

Happy birthday. The first Jacob who received Max's birthday spankings because Max can't take it that hard. Wow. Next time. Alabama. I want you to be good. Follow the bonobo way. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

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