Bonobo Gal Bacchanal

Full transcript of Bonobo Gal Bacchanal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinner, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, newcomers and old fuck buddies, all you children of sex, bonobos, apes of all kinds, including us humans. We are all children of sex. Yes, we are brothers and sisters. We may or may not be children of God,

or the missing link, but one thing we know, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A? Women. I want to welcome you to the new Speakeasy. In Bonoboville at LAX, this is our second live broadcast from the new womb room. This is actually the new womb room, right?

Feels like a womb, kind of cozy, warm inside, it's cold outside, kind of warm in here, and it might get a little wet, right? It has. It certainly got wet last Saturday, brothers and sisters, didn't it? We had some Sybian rides, we had some squirting all over the womb room broadcast bed. It was nasty.

But we cleaned up good, yeah. And we're back. Last Saturday night was the opening of the new womb room, the opening of the new Speakeasy in Bonoboville. It was Max's, the captain's birthday. Can we get a little stronger there? Yeah, come on here. And let me say it is still Captain Max's birthday month, okay?

Birthday month, all month long. The cold, chilly month of November. My Scorpio keeps me warm. Oh, yes. And, oh, I almost forgot. It also happened to be the launch of the Bonoboville! And, yes, we have Bananas and Bonobos. We are all about Bonobos.

And we have been for, I don't know, a long time. This has been Bonoboville in one form or another for like 20 years, right? And yet, now, we have a book. You know, with pages. Yeah, yeah, real book. Unfortunately made from trees, but what are you going to do?

Some people, it's funny, the people that are the environmentalists and ecologists and most, you know, should be most sort of aware of the trees that are lost here seem to be the ones that like, I want a book in my hands. But we also have a Kindle version, brothers and sisters.

And the Kindle version in many ways is kind of more exciting than this even though I do also like to have a book in my hands and rubbing against my pussy. My womb room. The Kindle version. The Kindle version is currently, if you're listening to me live or watching me live, it is free.

So you can download the Kindle and you don't need to have one of those Kindles. You can have any kind of device. There's nobody alive right now that doesn't have a device. Okay, and then you get a Kindle app, which is free. And then you can download this Kindle of the book and it's absolutely free.

Everything. Right the second. I mean, such a deal. It's more than a deal. Okay, so, but anyway, I'm so excited. I have guests in my womb room. That sounds like a gang bang. I have guests in my womb room. And I'm very excited. So I want to start turning their mics on.

First of all, welcome back to the womb room. The prodigal daughter returns. Amanda Blow. Hello. Hello. Thank you so much. Well, welcome back Amanda. Thank you. It's so good to have you back. Now, I noticed you didn't bring Amanda Blow. You brought two ladies.

I did. I got Jenny Bus Blow. Jenny Bus Blow. Okay. Jenny Bus Blow. She is a very good friend of mine and my wifey. Married her. Both my wifey is Amber Gold. Amber Gold, actually. Amber Gold. And I worked at the Bunny Ranch with Jennifer.

Yes, Amber's been here before. Welcome back, Amber. I was smoking Amber before. You were smoking Amber before. You're not smoking any longer? Oh, she is. The name got classier since I left the ranch, I guess. Wow. Which was the last time she was on your show.

I thought you were pretty classy when you were smoking. Well, thank you. Well, just a name. I had to change it. Okay. You changed it to just Amber? Just Amber Gold. Amber Gold. Yes. Okay. That sounds Jewish, actually.

That's funny. What can I say? That's funny. I think I grew up with an Amber Gold. But these are my girls. And this is Jenny Bus Brothers and Sisters. We're very excited to have you here.

I'm very excited to be here. Thank you. Yes. And you have the green microphone in your hands, which matches my book. Okay. And you are just a lovely lady. And this is your first time here.

My first time here? This is your virgin entrance into my womb room. I'm in the womb. She's pretty virgin in a lot of ways.

Really? She was a good woman to Jerry Bus' son and the owner of the Lakers. And she's just a good girl. And she found me. And here I am. She giggled when I showed her.

Oh my God. He had a big dick, so I know it wasn't. No, I was on the ground. It was hilarious. I knew she was innocent.

Like, wow, this is going to be fun. I can't wait. You love to corrupt the innocent, Amanda. I've never laughed so hard.

Amanda DeVille. Yes. Absolutely. Well, welcome everybody.

And of course next to you is Dark Phoenix. Thank you. I feel like I'm running the sexual politically incorrect with everybody sitting around in these little chairs.

And I get to recline until I invite one of you up here. I haven't done so yet. But I did want to turn on your mics. Because I'm excited to have you.

But I did want to say a few more words about what an exhausting week I've had. Sounds like I'm already on the Sybian. Yeah, I mean, we've had this giveaway.

We've been giving away the download to the Bonobo way. And it's been great. Everybody's been very happy to get a gift. Who can complain?

And actually it goes with the Bonobo way because it's all about giving. Healing. It's all about healing as well.

The healing power of pleasure. Peace through pleasure. That's the subtitle. The evolution of peace through pleasure.

Bonobos are kissing cousins. They're very close to us. Over 98% genetically similar to humans. They are apes like us.

They have more hair. And we kind of say that their intelligence is at the level of a human 7-year-old. Although I think if you read the Bonobo way

you see that their emotional intelligence is a lot higher than some humans you might know. And they show you that religion didn't invent compassion. It's part of us.

It's part of our ape nature. Doing good feels good. It's part of the pleasure principle. And this is the Bonobo way.

It goes on like this. The question that this book asks is what do these great apes know about sex? About killing?

Because they never kill each other. They do a lot of crazy stuff. They'll hit each other. They'll bite each other.

They'll hurt each other. They have problems. They're not angels. They're animals just like us.

But they never kill each other. Somehow they have managed to learn or figure out how to stop themselves from committing murder or war.

Unlike common chimps who make war and, of course, humans who make a lot of war. Hey, Obama! And I spell that O-B-O-M-B-A.

And come on. I mean, really, I didn't vote for you because actually I was running against you as Frank Moore's running mate.

But I did support you and I still support you because the other guys are so much worse. But really, I mean, you're supposed to get us out of Iraq and now we're back in there.

And yes, of course, ISIS, the ultimate enemy, so photogenic. Their beheadings seem to call for bombings. They seem to call for no other possible response.

But, you know, bombing the shit out of them. But you see, you can't bomb an ideology. You can only combat it with a better ideology. That's right.

You can't... I mean, no matter how many of these folks you kill, they have relatives who will come up after you. And so it has happened with ISIS.

And so it keeps going. And maybe that's the plan. You know, Stan, I guess. I mean, for the military industrial complex, you know,

maybe that's the plan that we just keep bombing and they behead and then we bomb and we freak out and then they, you know, do suicide packs. And it's all part of selling arms,

which is, of course, America's biggest industry besides prisons. And, you know, I understand that and I just think we got to get another way.

I mean, it's time. It's time. Otherwise, we're going to bomb ourselves out of existence. I mean, so there is another way.

There's the Bonobo way. Yeah, that's right. The Bonobo way is the way of peace through pleasure. And, yes, these Bonobos, one thing they know,

we know about them, they have a lot of sex. They never kill or make war. They empower the females, okay? Milfs rule Bonoboville, right?

Okay. All right. There are no old forgotten ladies in Bonoboville. No.

As long as the ladies can do hoca-hoca, which is what it sounds like, they get respect and they get food and they get first dibs on food, by the way.

But the boys are okay. The boys are all right. They have nothing to complain about. Some guys, warmongers, might say,

oh, those Bonobo males, they don't really rule, but they get laid all the time and they don't get picked on by the bigger males because the ladies won't allow that.

You can be a little prince in Bonoboville and you're pampered by the ladies as long as you're a good lover. Yeah, that's what it's all about.

Yeah. Back there. Yeah, baby. And they stay younger, longer.

And anyway, there's, I'm not saying that, you know, Obama, and what's that guy's name? Wait a second. I wrote his name down

because it was one that was very difficult to remember. Okay. So, first of all, Obama bombed ISIS, right? Obama bombed.

It has a certain ring to it, right? And they killed at least 50 militants. I'm not sure what a militant is defined as, but they missed the big guy, right?

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Okay, what do you call him for short? Abu. Anyway, you know, one thing that the Bonobo males do

is something called penis fencing. That's right, where they take their two dicks, you know, they go like, yeah, they're sort of like sword fights, but, you know, this is what they turn their violence

into, this kind of rubbing of dicks against each other. That's not so violent at all. No, not at all. What I'm saying, they might start violent

with slapping and hitting and, you know, real destructive violence, and then their dicks get hard over it, and then they start rubbing against each other,

or a female might come in and pull their dicks together and go, you boys, you start being nice now. And so I would like to do that with Obama and Abu.

And say, Obama, Abu. Okay, we know you're both badass. Okay, one of you guys beheading, the other guy's bombing, you know.

Like, I would like to see who has the bigger dick, actually. Do you know that Obama got the monkey bars as well? Obama got the monkey bars. I see your monkey bars over there.

My monkey bars. Oh, your gorilla? No, not gorilla. Oh, oh, you mean the monkey bars?

Oh, oh, you mean the monkey bars people sent monkey bars to Obama? Yeah, they didn't send it. He was in town, and they, I guess,

the guy got good friends with the security and it's been days that they were there. They were leaving and they said, yeah, give us one, hand us one.

They saw the window go down. He pushed, he put in the... Talk to your mic. He put in the bars into the window.

We see them grab it and that's all we know. We don't know how far he went with those bars, but he did receive the monkey bars. All right, Michelle.

Maybe he's trying. Get ready. Maybe he's trying to be the bono. We love the monkey bars, right.

Okay. We love monkey bars. Yeah, monkey bars. We love you and you look beautiful and amazing

on your book cover. Oh, thank you. You're an inspiration. Aw.

Thank you so much. Well, you are an inspiration, Amanda Blow. You always have been your very bonobo. I am a bonobo.

You're a very bonobo girl and you should hop right up here on the bed, bonobo girl. Now that I've given my Obama speech,

okay, stop Obama and Obama and start, you know, blowing up another kind of big O, right. There's another kind of big O

and that's the kind we want. Okay, so here's your mic. Grab that. Look at this sexy little outfit you're wearing.

Very sexy and revealing and nice. I thought it would be nice. You can lean against my gorillas. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't know. Oh, he's...

Max. Max. So you look great. Oh, thank you.

You look good with a book next to your tits. Yeah, okay. And talking to the mic. Okay, here we go.

It's very rare that I don't have a mic. What's up? Bonobo is the way to go-go with blow-blow.

There you go-go. Yeah, it all rhymes. It's, you know, it's worthy. All right, so where have you been lately?

Are you in Nevada or...? I don't know. I still live. So if you're going to just guzzle on my show like that,

we should do a Bonobo World Communion. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, okay. So is this a sponsor or what?

No, this is just... Blow 2-0. Pravda. Pravda Vodka.

I almost got arrested getting this today for you guys. You almost got arrested. Yeah. I'm glad we didn't have to bail out the blow.

Don't bail out blow. Especially for blow. They let me out. They let me out.

They're like, look, you know, she's got a good job, so let's let her out and do her job. Yeah. The blow job.

They did. They took you in. For what? I was running across the street, and I...

You street runner? Isn't that like even worse than a street walker? To get some liquor for here. Oh, oh.

And I was getting gas because I was a little late, so I'm running across the street. You're running with these heels? Yes.

And there was nobody for each way. Except for a big police car. Right. And they come around and they jump out of the car.

And she's across the street. They jump out of the car. I'm like, I turn around. I lift my arms.

I'm like, oh, yeah. What are you going to frisk me with? What's going on here? And he says, did you see what you just did?

You just ran across the street. I said, yeah. In distress? Yeah.

I said, there's nobody for miles. He says, well, that's not the point. It's still illegal. I said, you're kidding me.

I don't even see any signs. And it's like miles for nobody around. Like it looks like at the desert. And I had to, like, get some vodka.

I said, it's because I'm black, right? I played the black card. No, you should say, I'm just half black. But I said, I was coming to the Dr. Suzy.

Yeah, never mind. I got to go. Yeah, it's because I forgot. Speak easy.

That might have gotten you into more trouble. No, actually, that might have gotten you out. The no ticket, maybe? Yeah.

Okay, so then I'm not going to lie. I did say I was going to the Dr. Suzy black. Yeah, yeah, because they know they don't mess with that. Of course not.

Max and you. I sued them. She is. She is.

The LAPD. And I won a settlement. That helped me build the speak easy. Yeah, because they raided, I guess it was a raid.

They didn't charge me with anything, but they invaded my show a couple of times without any reason, just basically the same reason they stopped me on the street.

How did they get in? Well, because they yelled SWAT police and they had helicopters surrounding and they banged on the door.

I guess that will let them know. They scared the shit out of everybody and they had guns. What did they hope to find?

And you know how much money they wasted for nothing? Hot girls like you, I'm sure. I'm sure that's what they hoped to find. I don't know.

They have little digs and they try to prove something. We think they just thought it was easier to kind of just bust into the speak easy than to catch any real criminals out there.

I don't know. I mean, I'm sure they were trying to find some kind of illegal sense ring. Probably because they are so curious

because they've never had it. Yeah, and then in the middle of the evening as they were kind of hanging out, first they said, stop the show.

And then, okay, okay, okay. And then they said, okay, do the show. And bring her closer. She was bending over when I came in.

Oh yeah, so you know, we sued them. So you sued them. And we won a very nice settlement. We didn't do it to the end.

For the money. You never do it for the money. It's for the point of it. That's why you wrote this book.

Take out some bass, please. Yeah. I will talk like this now. Is that better?

Yeah, but you guys have been through a lot. I know you as a friend. We have been through a lot. A lot.

People have threatened your life because they are upset with some truth that you've... I guess. I don't know.

They're scared. They're scared. They're scared of the truth. And you're...

I don't try to upset anybody, right? No, you try to show there's other options. I don't try to upset anybody. Well, you maybe do.

I do. Maybe I do. Yeah. But I try really to make people happy.

I do. By the way, the reason they came in... Yeah. And yelled, squat.

Squat. Squat. Squat. Police.

That was my version. Was because they were running after four Hispanic people who had kidnapped two white people. That's what they said.

And they were carrying rifles. Right. And a passing car saw the kidnap and they saw them come into our studio,

which had two gates, security guard. Yeah, right. It's so hard to get in. I'm a man to blow.

You can't get in. I'm a man to blow, and it took me a minute to get in. Are we having trouble with our technical...

What? I don't know. Something was going a little haywire. It's because they hear us.

They're listening to us now. Yeah. Okay, you guys, just because you have little dicks,

doesn't mean you can't have fun. Just pay us and... See how much I like this little dick? It's easier to get up on.

Yes. So, yeah, I mean, and that story, by the way, is in the book under this book.

The Bonobo Way has a 12-step program. I love that. I saw that. Yeah, but it's kind of the anti-12-step program,

you know, in a way. It's the program to releasing your inner Bonobo. And there's a lot of steps. You think I've ever released my Bonobo inside of me?

You release your Bonobo every time you're on this show. No, but I mean, you could release it more. I notice you have certain... I hesitate because I know I'm going to be on the long run with you guys, so...

We all have our little, you know, hang-ups, inhibitions, shame, hypocrisy, you know? I mean, we all do. We all do.

And the Bonobos show us the way. You don't. What do you mean? Not anymore.

I have, you know, I have my uptightnesses. What? You did your exercises with your pussy? We're not here to have a therapy session.

We're not. I thought that was what it was about. Susie Dr. Amanda. Yes, I actually am.

I know. Get one of those licenses. I'm talking to my banana. Bananas?

Oh, yeah. Have you ever put a banana in your pussy? I put one in Chelsea's pussy a couple weeks ago. Did you peel it first?

I did. I did. Wait, this is Amanda Blow, brothers and sisters, showing us her skill. She's showing you about the Bonobo way.

You're doing... See, sometimes the females do bite off the male's genitals. It's nasty. It's terrible.

I got the munchies. I'm sorry. Take a bite. Those drinks.

There you go. Good girl. Eating your banana. Thank you, Dark Phoenix.

I want to give a shout out to Eden Bailey, who is a great writer, who used to write erotica. We were talking today on Twitter because, of course, this whole giveaway is underway. Get it now, the Kindle, Bonobos. She was on this show a while ago promoting her book, Fall into Winter, which is a beautiful

book of erotica. She did write another book of erotica, Spring into Summer, which I want her to talk about and to do readings from. I was talking to her about what she's doing lately, and she's now switched to writing

murder mysteries. Okay. Because, basically, it's not as acceptable to write about good sex as it is to write about a good murder.

How about murder and sex? Well, that's, of course, the double. We want a double. Double score, yeah.

Yeah, well, I think it's kind of sad, but, you know, it's okay. Oh, look who's here. Ms. Tammy. Hello.

All the pretty girls are here this way. Why didn't you come to my book launch? No, we had a lot of pretty girls at the book launch, but this is so cool. Here's Tammy.

Baby, won't you drive my car? Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Tammy, actually, can I say this?

You get a book. I mean, yes, yes, you're actually an angel. You're also an animal. You're very excited.

I'm going to check you out in a minute here. Wow. Bring her up here. I mean, yeah, let's let her get her bearings, I guess, unless you want to just come right

up here. But like I said, you have to do some Bonoboville communion. Oh, look at this outfit, Tammy Parrot. Yes.

Don't we all want a Parrot Tammy? God, you look more gorgeous than ever. Wow. And you're such a Bonobo girl.

Where's the microphone? Here we go. Hello, Tammy Parrot. Hello.

This is your book. My book? You actually got it. I mean, should I say bought it?

I mean, well, someone's got to buy something. Tammy, we had a donate. What is it called? A fundraising fundraiser.

Both a fundraiser and a fundraiser. And of course, Tammy is good at both. And she contributed a very, you know, goodly sum. And, you know, I mean, this is a very Bonobo lady.

You know, that's one thing about the Bonobo apes is that the females are very powerful, so powerful that there's an interesting thing that happens. You know, I mean, among every animal and maybe some plants, there's, of course, just hookery, right?

Prostitution. Just like the oldest profession. It's the oldest profession. It's older than humanity.

Insects do it. Okay. There is often food, which is money, which is resources given for sex. And it's a wonderful time-honored practice that goes on all throughout nature.

And we just have some uptightness about it in human culture, you know, for various reasons that have to do with, you know, the economy. Yeah, balls. Loss.

And yet, in Bonoboville, in Bonobo land, there is something different going on. Not only is there paying for sex, but the females often pick up the check. And yes, yes, that's right. Because the females have power.

The females get first dibs on food. So they often give the food to the males they like. Because those males, you know, fuck them good. That's how it should be.

Yeah. You know, or to females, you know, they like sex with females, too. They're very bisexual. And they're very, you know, they run the show, these milfs of Bonoboville.

So, hey, Tammy, you are a total Bonobo-esque woman. I am? Well, you know, maybe not total, but, I mean, very. Well, I'm just myself, so that's how it is.

You don't, you're not as hairy as most of them, you know. Your hair is all here. I have hair, and that's it. Yeah, but not all over your face.

But I'm not hairy. Your whole body, you don't have hair. So there's certain differences, key differences. But you are certainly just a very beautiful, sensual, erotic woman.

Well, thank you. And you, you know, you got it going on. You drive those vehicles. I mean, what's the biggest vehicle you've driven?

Well, I've driven trucks, but either the Phantom Rolls Royce, that's a big car to drive. Yeah, I was going to say the fanciest. So the Phantom Rolls Royce.

And who are you driving around in that? Well, I can't tell. Wow, he's that important. Can you tell what country even?

I've driven Saudis, Qataris. We seem to be going into the Arab world. I mean, you know, and I mean, did they ever talk to you about like Obama, Bahman, or they're probably behind this one, huh?

You know what? They're quiet about everything. Yeah, yeah, they just let you drive. I just pick up the bags when I drive.

Do you have to let the hair go down while you're driving? Normally I don't know. No, they need to pay for that. They need to pay extra for that.

Yeah. See, the usual fantasy is the lady and the limo driver, but you're the limo driver. Yes.

Although one time someone's date didn't show up, so I became their date. So it was a double date since his date didn't show up. I had to be his date.

Okay. And so how did that work? I mean, you know, did you do what a date does? Of course I did.

Really? Wow. I mean. You have to tip the driver, you know.

Wow. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah. It is Hollywood.

You have to know how to act, too. Yeah. How do you act? You have to go with the flow.

Whatever's happening, you become that. Okay. So what was the most interesting flow you've ever gone with? As far as working.

Yeah. Well, I have lots of those. We should have prepared you like they do for those nighttime talk shows. It's kind of hard to narrow it down,

but always someone's trying to sneak in a kiss. Always. Always. I would like to do that with you right now.

So I understand. Yeah. You know, you're driving along with this beautiful hair and these amazing legs and trying to sneak in.

How do you deal with that? Well, sometimes it's nice if the wife is actually out of the vehicle before it happens, if she's not into it. But, you know, it just depends.

All right. So sometimes the wife is into it. And one time someone had a younger date in the car and he tried to kiss me and I said,

well, once you drop your strawberries off at the hotel, you can give me a call once you're done. He did. Wow.

So you have to know how to take care of things. There's a time to kiss and a time not to kiss. You have to cross this leg over that one because this is the one that has the dragon.

Yes. Look at these legs, brothers and sisters. Oh, yes. Yes.

Good. No monkey business. No monkey business? No monkey business.

How about bonobo business? No bonobo. No monkey. I think it's a dragon.

This is yours. Okay. This is mine. This is yours.

And I'm going to make it yours right now, you know, because I really appreciate it. We're going to make it official. Yeah, I didn't want no candle type of book.

Oh, you're one of those tree killers. There you go. You're a tree killer, aren't you? I want to feel it.

I want to touch it and I want to smell it. That's what I like. Okay, except the pictures are in the other one. The one on the front is all that matters.

The content is really what the book is about. So, well, there's some heavy content in those pictures. Oh, with the mouth open. Amanda thinks whatever there's a mouth open.

Do we have another microphone for Amanda? Either a dick or a banana has got to go inside of it. Anything like, you don't know what's happening under there. Okay, so.

Drive my car. My. Are you going to say it all first? My roles when I get.

Of course. Bring around the hoses. You mean baby, baby, you can drive my car and baby, I love you. And baby.

I love you. Absolutely. Thank you so much. I'm so excited and I was not able to attend last week.

No, I know. You're a bad girl. That's why we're going to make it up later for Max. Well, since I'm a sugar mama, I haven't had to go to work.

Well, right. That's true. And she is now. You're a sugar mama.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm one of her bitches. She's a donor.

So you like sugar babies. It just happened that way. Can I sign up? You got to have money.

That's how it all works. That's how it works. That's how it works. No, we've been doing a fundraiser and I have been amazed.

Actually, brothers and sisters, let me just say this. There have been some donors who are of the male persuasion, but as well as the kind of intersex persuasion, but I have been just really impressed with the ladies

that have donated actual cash money to Bonoboville. They're interested in their cars. They are. These are sexy ladies.

Did the Bonobos have the gift? Well, I do have to say this. There was one person, I guess, that had seen that I had made a donation and they tried to become my friend on Facebook

and they wanted me to bring them here to America and they were a struggling artist. Oh. And I was like, really?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Sorry. Sorry that I publicized your generosity.

It is a, you know. And then you're the asshole because you didn't. He was straightforward that he wanted help to get here and figured because I could donate.

Well, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what happens when you become Miss Moneybags. You know, you got people after you. Exactly.

You got to kind of pick and choose, you know? Yeah, I was like, I was offended. He just didn't want the honey, you know? He didn't even want the honey.

He wanted the money, not the honey. Yeah, he just wanted the money. I'll take the honey? No.

See? You have to be what I already have. So guys, they got to come with it. Yeah, I like that.

That's right. That's right. I mean, that's an expensive proposition. But I am looking forward to reading this book.

I was actually very excited about it coming out. Absolutely. Really? Exactly.

So that I would like shut up about how I go to write this book. No. Why? Why were you excited about it coming out?

Because I haven't read any of your, any of your anything. Any of my anything? Exactly. So this is like-

Well, you should be saying that when I do a blog about it every week. No, I'm talking about as far as a book or anything. I read a lot about your blogging. Yeah, my blogging is just kind of gossiping.

But this I was kind of excited about. Who's fucking who or the speakeasy. Well, I mean, you have to keep up. Yeah.

You have to what? You have to keep up. And especially if you're not here, you got to know what's going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, this is, you know, the epic book here. And, you know, we're hoping it can help the bonobos because they are highly endangered in the rainforest and we got to help them. So that's what we're looking to do is try to raise some money.

We're already giving money to basically a couple of organizations, a few organizations, but mainly to the Bonobo Conservation Initiative, which runs the Bonobo Peace Forest. And this is sort of spread out all over the rainforest,

which is where the bonobos are highly endangered. And they're highly endangered mainly because humans are shooting them. Of course. Okay.

For meat. And they're hungry and they should be fed. So McDonald's, you know, would you go over there and give them your crappy burgers? So is this on the website?

We can find out where to donate. So we don't have to. You could donate to me right here. I would love to do it.

Right in my jeester. But it's serious. I think it's a wonderful thing that you're doing and it's something that people don't really think about. And you're an inspiration.

Again, I say that, but thank you for writing this book. It's a healing process. It's a healing thing. I'm trying to heal myself, you know.

Exactly. And that's what you've been doing. Might as well heal others. So Bonobo, Loliya Bonobo is another organization that we help,

that we'd like to help more. And the pictures, this picture and the pictures in the Kindle are taken at Loliya Bonobo, a sanctuary for orphans whose moms have been killed by hunters and they rescued the orphans.

Can we adopt one? Bring them over here. Show them a good life. No, Amanda.

Show them a good time. I'll show them how to really like it. No, but if you want, you could save up your money and it costs a few thousand dollars to go over

and hang out with Bonobos at Loliya Bonobo. But you don't want to adopt them. They're too difficult to take care of and they should be with each other.

They really, they need to be with each other just like we need to be with each other. You wouldn't want to be adopted by a bunch of apes and not able to see humans.

I don't know. It sounds pretty sexy. I watched that movie. Galaxy apes of the galaxy.

Well, the way they run their lives, they'll be more than happy to be a part of their tribe. Well, I could see you doing that. Yeah, I could see that.

I could see that. You had to grow a little more hair on your body. I always wanted to be a tree-foot girl. Yeah, you've got enough hair on your head.

Yeah, it would work out. Well, anyway, though, the problem is that after they're five years old, they become incredibly strong.

And although no Bonobo has been seen killing any other Bonobo or any other human or any human, I said any other human in the wild or captivity,

they're strong enough to do it if they could accidentally, and they haven't hurt humans because they don't know how their strength

interfaces with yours. So it's a tricky proposition once they get over six years old. Have you been over there?

I have not been to the Congo because I'm chicken shit. I would only go if... You've got to pave my way.

Lots of boxies. You've got to bribe a lot of people. So I'll talk to Max and get out of the situation. But I have had close encounters

with Bonobos at the San Diego Zoo, which is really not far from here. They shouldn't be captured like that, though. Well, no, but here's the thing.

Those Bonobos are born from Bonobos that were captured a long time ago. And they are, you know, bred, really. It's a different type of...

It's in captivity, yeah. I mean, none of these zoos will take a Bonobo from the wild. That is not done by respected zoos.

Yeah, maybe if you're in, like, Romania, they do that in these black market zoos or something. And that sucks. But the real zoos, they just kind of try to keep

their Bonobos going, which is a good thing. Because, listen, the Bonobos in the wild, we have to try to protect them. We have to try to save them.

However, at the same time, we should keep these Bonobos going because they're good to study and they can't live in the wild

because they're spoiled by having their food brought to them. I'm going to send somebody out there for you to watch them. Well, I have some friends that have gone there.

No, but I mean, you literally sending them out. I can see that. Well, you think I have a lot more... Take a video camera with you.

Maybe we'll get to that. Does this stem back, like, 100 million years ago with that Lucy? Well, I mean, you know,

yes, Bonobos and common chimps and gorillas and orangutans and humans. We're all apes. We're all great apes.

Actually, there's some other apes, like gibbons. Some more seeds. But we're all great apes, and we go back not even 100 million years.

We go back, I don't know what it is, but it's like 6 million years, I think. And we broke off from Bonobos and common chimps. That's when we broke off.

And a few million years before that, we were connected to gorillas. And the common chimps and the Bonobos broke off from each other a couple million years ago.

And this all probably started somewhere, you know, rainforest-like, somewhere in that area in Africa. And they are, you know, very close to us.

They may be, some scientists say, they may be closer to our ancestors than anybody else. We don't know for sure.

But the fact is that they have stayed in a very kind of idyllic surrounding. I mean, the humans and the common chimps went off, and we became explorers and adventurers.

We went into dangerous, difficult terrain, desert areas, areas where food was difficult to find, areas where violence paid. And Bonobos stayed in the rainforest,

where they didn't have to struggle for food. And so it was an easier life. When life is easier, when life is good, there's not so much reason to kill each other.

If you feed everybody, if everybody gets fed, then there's not so much reason to, you know, smack your fellow creatures down. Now, this is all in your book, correct?

It's all in my book, so I'll shut up. No, it's great to hear. I love it, and you're so passionate about it, you always have, and I just think that you're amazing,

and thank you again. Well, my pleasure, Amanda. And yes, they are very sexual, and you know, I mean, when do we like sex?

Usually when we're on vacation. All the time? Usually, well, all the time is nice, but if you're struggling, well, sometimes, you know, when you're at war,

sometimes the bad stuff makes you want to have sex, and Bonobos are the same way. You know, when things get tense, they have sex. It is a release, and it's been shown that

in wartime humans will have more sex, but very often they're forbidden from that. You know, we're not allowed to have sex. In fact, we have to channel our energy into war.

Like as we are as whores and escorts or working girls, right? Well, there you go. I mean, all the repression of prostitution is part of the repression of sex.

I don't know how repressed it is anymore, really, but... Well, it's repressed. It's repressed because it's not respectable. It's not honored.

It should be honored, like, you know, the priestesses of sex in the temple. This lady actually makes that happen. She's really good at that.

I'm sure every individual lady can make that happen. But I'm talking about the government making that happen. I'm talking about our society making that happen, respecting people, whether they're male or female,

or something in between. It starts with books like what you're writing, and it starts with books that she wants to write. I think it does.

It's not what you do, it's how you do it. And I think that's really important in whoring. Yes. You know?

I've done the all ways to do it, and nobody would ever know that you are what you are who you are. And then there's street walking and boys pimping young girls out. And there's a reason that prostitution is illegal.

I think it needs to be illegal at this point. It's not under control at all. But I'm a whore, and I'm going to keep doing it. Whoo!

She's a good little whore. I'm doing a good job, and I'm doing it safely, but I don't think every woman knows how to do it safely. Well, no, but, you know, I would have to disagree.

I think it should be decriminalized, legalized. I do. And I think that one reason that so many girls don't know how to take care of themselves is because it is so forbidden.

And so, you know, you don't learn. There's no way to learn officially. I think even in places where it is legal, like say Nevada, women are taking advantage of it.

Oh, well, sure. You know, it's like the music business. Music business is legal. People get taken advantage of it all.

That's a good industry as well, though. You just have to have the right people and make the right moves. And I think that she's finding a way to do it.

I had a situation where there was a pimp. I didn't know he was a pimp, and I needed a ride, and I wanted to smoke some weed or whatever.

And I get picked up. I get picked up. No, check this out. I get picked up, and there's these girls in the car.

I get to this hotel, and we're talking. I'm like, you girls, I don't know why. I yell getting some pimp, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, no.

He was probably going to try to take me under his care. And what I guess what she was saying is there's a lot of girls that are bullied, you know, and you don't peer pressure it,

and you don't have to do that. We love sex, and we love being whores, and we're good whores. You know, there's pressure and difficulties

and hazards to every profession. And, you know, even the most legal ones are difficult. So, huh?

Y'all look like sisters. Aw, that's too much of a compliment to me. Twins. Oh, they're beautiful.

Oh. That's a compliment to me, too, then. Yeah, I would say part of the problem is is there are not enough mentors for women

that enjoy having sex and don't mind having sex for money. And that's, I think, the biggest problem is it's in existence,

and it's going to happen, but a lot of people don't want their children necessarily being in the sex industry, but it is important that if someone is going

to be going that route, that someone does help them. If it isn't the parent, it should be someone else that can help them.

Like Dr. Suzy. Being the right place. Yeah, exactly. She has.

You are an innovator, and you've challenged the world, and you're one of those that... I've challenged the world.

No, you have. You know you have. You and Max have challenged the world, and you've opened up the world for a lot of things.

So you're one of the reasons that we are able to be able to speak out like this, and thank you so much. Well, thank you so much for joining us.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Let's pile into the bed now, folks.

I feel lonely. Come on over here. You know what? I didn't get to connect with these

lovely ladies. They are so sexy. My new guest, Jenny. Come on over here, Jenny.

Actually, you come over here. You got it. Yeah. You can guard.

So here we are in the broadcast bed. It's getting a little later in the evening. Oh, yeah. Legendary.

Yeah. Legendary. This is nice. Yeah, this is nice.

This is good, right? It's comfy. Ready? Okay, I'm ready to learn.

Show me everything. Miss Innocence is ready to leave. I'm sure you've been on some... Miss Google Box when she sees the dick.

Yeah, she does. And I don't know how many shows you've been on that you got to relax this much, huh? I don't know about that.

I worked for Playboy for a while. Oh, you did? Yeah, but I did the costumes, you know. Okay.

Yeah. You know, that's still pretty cool. You worked for Playboy. Mm-hmm.

And your dad is Jerry Buss. Father-in-law, yeah. Your father-in-law. So you're...

Married the cute son. Your daughter-in-law. You married the son of Jerry Buss, who is Jerry Jr.

No, it's Sean. Sean! So sexy. Okay, shout out to Sean.

We're actually divorced now, but we just went through divorce after, you know, two decades. Two decades?

Almost two decades. Wow. You were married for two decades. Yeah.

Yeah. And so you're just going through the divorce? No, we're done with the divorce. Okay.

Amicable? No. But, you know, it's okay. You know, I...

What is that about? Can I have... Yeah. That was Sean.

Yeah. And let me tell you, he's that strong. Wow. He's that strong.

You know, I love him, and I'll always love him. I never said I'd do to say I don't. Oh.

I never said I'd do to say I don't. Okay. But he didn't feel the same way? It was my fault.

I cheated. Oh. Sorry. But I had a...

But you're a very big boy. But you're a very big boy. You cheated. Did he ever cheat?

You know, I... It's none of my business at this point, at this time and at this place. I just know that I...

You know, I have my daughter, I have my son, and my son was a gift. And I was a member of the name of

Grandmaster Jay from Run DMC. She's going to bring him in here. Oh. Don't you know him?

Well, yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course.

Of course. So... We have a five-year-old son named John, and I have a daughter named Gabrielle.

Oh. Wow. Well, that's great. Yeah.

I mean, you know, these relationships we get into in our human lives, they're not always meant to

last the way we think they are. You know, my love for him grew the longer we've been apart. I didn't appreciate him the way

I should have. And as time went on... You know, as time went on, I realized what I wish I knew

then, what I know now, because I married a saint. Sean. Yeah.

He's a saint. You just said that you weren't sure whether he cheated on you or not. I wasn't.

Okay. See, I don't really mind about that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

No, I understand too. I wish he hadn't minded as well. You know, maybe, maybe you could have stayed together

despite, you know, going outside the marriage. It's, you know, could have... Did he push you to that? Went into polyamory or something.

Something did push me to that into an aggressive place which never needs to happen again. You know, I really heard his ego

and his pride, which was really unnecessary. Oh, I see. Maybe you should have gotten his permission.

You never know. He might have given you permission. He might have said it was okay. The universe forgives me.

Well, of course. And hopefully someday he will, you know, but I would not have gotten pregnant with my son

and my son and my daughter wouldn't have each other today. Wow. They're so beautiful.

So your son and your daughter are from Grand Master? My son is from Grand Master Jay. I see.

He's so sexy. Did we write that down? Make sure we take those notes. His name's...

We have to get this down. Grayson. And her name's Gabriella. Grand Master Jay.

Grand Master Jay. And then you have another... I have a ten-year-old. Ten-year-old.

Come, Shawn. Who is Shawn's son or daughter? Daughter. Daughter.

Yeah. Okay. How's she doing? She's good.

She's a fighter. She's a trooper. And she's been through, you know, we've been through quite an ordeal

of the separation and everything, but we're all good. Good. And it's good that mom's getting

a night out. Yeah. That's very good. Because, you know, I mean,

one thing is with the bonobos, you can't use them as an example and everything. And one of the things is

you've got to keep the kids out of your bonobo activities because bonobos don't actually do that.

But as I say in the book... They don't do that. Well, they don't keep the kids out of their activities.

So, yeah, of course. They all do sex with everybody. Everybody does it. Across...

With the kids? Kids, grandmas, grandpas, every just... Every which direction.

Bisexual, you know. Well, the mentality of a 7-year-old. With the mentality of a 7-year-old, they're limited.

They're just playing. Yeah. Well, they're limited in some ways. We're limited in other ways.

We are. We are. I believe so. I believe we're all limited.

I mean, in some ways, your dog is going to be more advanced than you, like in hearing things. You can hear.

Animals are going to be more advanced than us in certain ways. In perception. In perception, sure.

Yeah, exactly. So, great. Well, I also wanted to give a shout-out because of the Lakers.

Yes. To my crew back there. Why are you making so much noise? Anything I should know about?

Everybody's getting rowdy. There are Bonobo back there. We're going to give a shout-out to John Sally, who was a Laker.

Right? And Max, are you there? Maxie. Remember when we were illegally evicted?

Microphone. And we ended up suing the landlord and winning that one, too. But before that, we didn't have a place.

Right. We were just evicted from a place. And suddenly, I had no place. I had to move in two weeks.

And, you know, I called John Sally because I had met him at an academy event where he was speaking because he became a Fox TV host.

And then he knew who I was. He watched the show. And he said, oh, you've got to come out to my car

and see something. That's what they all say. That's what they all say. So I did, right?

I heard that a lot, too. Yeah, you did. Well, you already used the car. But it was usually to come out to your car

so I can take my pictures. But anyways, in his car, he showed me some beautiful black-and-white erotic photography.

And we became friends. And then when I just was in this desperate state with 6,000 square feet of stuff I had to move, he found me a 12,000 square foot place

in downtown LA. For $1,500. It was amazing. Do you know him, Jenny?

I've met him yet. He's an angel. He was great. And actually, I was in France

and I was a fugitive from American Justice. Yes, so you were. So she was all alone. And I was no help whatsoever.

He was no help. But, you know, I had some assistance. But anyway, shout out John Sally and the Lakers.

Woo! So... I love that. I mean...

Okay, so it's almost... We're almost, you know, into our last half hour, aren't we? So we got to have some Bonoboville communion.

Oh, I love it. In other words, let's get naughty. We're going to get a little naughty. Okay.

So, Chelsea, you should come up here. I mean, I don't know. You should at least get on to the edge of the area. Really?

What do I got? Your lipstick. It's your fault. I got...

You've got me on you. Oh, that sounds so dirty. Okay. So actually, Chelsea, could you...

Chelsea, how are you doing, darling? Wonderful. Yeah. Did you have fun delivering your cards,

giving people free kindles in the street? Chelsea was our street theater performer. Thank you.

I sure did. Yeah, I was going on the... She carried the sign, right? Boardwalk.

Carried the sign. I had some bananas and a lot of Kindle giveaway cards down in Venice Beach with Gonzo. And a book that you gave to a bookstore.

As well as a book that I took to small world books in Venice. And then today, well, we were also at the promenade in Santa Monica. And several people said hi to Dr. Susie

because they knew her. It just stops the street randomly. There's more than one. That doesn't mean I am always a street walker.

And yeah, it was actually... I saw a really handsome guy today that I know at the coffee house. And I was giving away the books,

the Kindle cards in the coffee house too. And so that was... There's a couple of perks to giving away stuff on the street. Tell me more, tell me more.

Did I do it? Did you say hello or get his number? I did. I did more than that.

What did you do? Did you take me to the bathroom of the coffee shop? No, I didn't. No, I did not take him in the bathroom,

but we were kind of lip-locking in there. He was very interested in the bonobo way. Right. Right.

Trying to visually show what the book is about. Visually show. And one of them tried to come here and gave us cash donation to Max.

Excellent. He tried to come in tonight. Yeah. No, he was trying to but we did not permit him.

Oh, okay. He had not given his cash money. He did give the cash, but he still didn't get to come.

He gave the cash money. So she gave it the take-up away. We are tough, aren't we? Wow.

I didn't know we were that tough. Well, hello and shout out to him. At least get that right. Shout out.

Okay. I don't mean to be mean, but his name's Travis. Hi, Travis.

Hey, Travis. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you, Travis.

Yeah. You didn't make the cut. It's not your fault. You didn't make the bonobos.

Okay. So it's time for Bonoboville Communion. And I guess we have our little drinkies. What do we have there?

Oh, Dirty Tequila is our favorite libation. Do we have any real 12-steppers here that can't have any? I'm a real 12-stepper that can have some. Oh, okay.

Okay. I'm on the new Bonoboway program. But that is a real 12-step program. I'm not an alcoholic.

I'm a drunk. Anti-12-step program. Okay. So we have the salt.

And where is... I don't think... What am I? Chopped liver?

Woo! I just got it. Everyone's offering these bears. You can look it off my legs, but no, I'm kidding.

Oh, there we go. Okay. All right. So now, who knows how to do this?

Who's done this before? Let's see. You are a virgin, so we will let you watch for the first time. But first thing we have to do...

Of course, I think it would be appropriate to start with... What are you waiting for? Vodka ones. Oh, vodka ones.

Okay, okay. Well, you know, not everyone can have... It has to be a libation, right? Yes, it has to be a libation.

It does not have to be the dirty tequila. So while we're waiting for the vodka, I would like to make a cheers to... Cheers. She just got married to the Outlaw Life.

You just got married. Which I will, myself. What was the saying when... Okay, well, while you're making the cheers, we should have the nipple reveal.

And that would be yours? That is mine. Nipple reveal. The nipple reveal, brothers and sisters.

Yes. All right, because, you know, the first step of the Noboville Communion would be to reveal a vulnerable body part that perhaps someone else might want to lick for their body shots. Vulnerable.

What's vulnerable? Vulnerable. You know, like, not the back of your wrist. You don't know vulnerable.

I'm in porn, I don't know. There's nothing vulnerable. Okay, then show us your tits. I don't have much, but here we go.

Wait, let my Outlaw... You have the favorite tits. Okay, stand up, stand up right here in front of everyone. Amanda Blow is going to do a little strip tease, brothers and sisters.

Let's show those titties. All right, now, those are lovely, and they do look bigger, Amanda. Did you have anything done? No, they're just beautiful, beautiful.

Yes, yes. So, Vikum, you want to give them a look? Yeah, and then you put these salt, put the salt on the nipple. I'll dive in into the salt.

There we go. We are getting... Oh, that's nice. Are Venovo going to be union?

If you're a Catholic, you are getting a spiritual experience right now. So you lick the salt first, or do I take the salt first? You lick the salt first, and then you take the salt. Okay, here she goes.

She is now clean back. She's so flexible, Amanda. Wow, you put on a show. She does.

Amanda's good. Amanda's a Venovo. She's saying, you're in great shape, girl. Whoo!

Yes. Delicious. Thank you. Yes, she's in great shape.

Okay, so now, thank you very much. I guess that means it's your turn. Who had their drink? You did.

I had a drink. Okay, so now you have to produce your boobs. Okay. She's very sneaky.

Dr. Block, very sneaky. This is just sneaky. I'm very direct. It's called you about it.

Look at these beautiful mamas. Here. Mamamia. Oh, wow.

Mamamia. Oh, yes, baby. Million-dollar boobies, baby. That was a million-dollar boobies.

Put some salt on that. Yes. Oh, yeah. We like our boobs salty.

Salty boobies. Yeah, this is soccer. Oh, where's your shot? It's kind of like a clumsy one.

I've got one right here. I'm supposed to do this. I took mine. Here you go, man.

I thought you were going to do it. I was going to share. Yeah. Lick it first.

Yum, yum, yum. Oh, you did a good job. You really licked up all the salt. Wow.

I thought you were going to lean more. Oh, now the kids. There's some more that fell between the legs. Oh, beautiful.

Yeah, yeah. We're right. You weren't kidding. Thank you, my love.

Amber Gold. Amber Gold. Amber Gold. Yes.

Yeah. I outlawed. Amber Gold. I have to do one off of one.

Yes. The other one. The one that wasn't done. That one.

Come on. It's clean. You don't want to make it clear. Here we go.

Go, Susie. Go, Susie. I don't want to break my jucks leather. Crop.

Crop. Can I do one off of Max? A good song, too. Foxy.

Foxy. Foxy. Woo. Susie, you're so sexy.

Oops, it's soft. It's not sticking. There we go. You need to lick harder.

There you go. I like it. Yeah. Woo.

Yeah. Good, Susie. See, I'm sharing. I don't usually bring girls, but.

Cheers. Salancha. To the Bonobo way. Bonobo.

A women. To the Bonobo way. Hey, Bonobo. And to all these Bonobo girls.

Bonobo. Woo. One boy. We got one boy in.

Hi. Bonobo boy. Bonobo boy. Max, well, you've got the sexiest wife and you're so hot.

Where are you? Foxy. Max, come here, birthday boy. Can I give Max a birthday dance?

Oh, yeah. A belated birthday dance. You're needed on stage. You are so needed.

Max. Birthday boy. I don't want to be a bad hostess. Would you like Bonobo girls to meet you?

Yes. Yes, yes. She might giggle, but. Okay, so would you like to.

You should have been watching her face during this entire thing. Isn't it adorable? Oh my God. I told her, I said.

There's two aspects to it. One is to actually, it's drinking. And the other is providing. It's like, you know, reciprocal.

Okay. So spread your legs and, uh, look between hers. Okay. Okay.

Don't listen to the band. Hey, listen to me. She knows. I'm her confidante.

That comes. You all are at this point. Her kind of coach too as well. Her confidante.

Confidante. Okay. Well, what do I want? What do you want?

Oh, don't ask for that. You just open up. Oh, options. Options.

Well, like I said, I, I am your hostess. And I would like, would you like to have a drink first? She's ready. Would you like to pull out the tips?

Yes. Jenny bus flow. Jenny bus flow. Oh, yes.

Jenny bus flow. Beautiful. Look at these beautiful movies. Oh, beautiful.

I might have to have another drink. Yes. We need a couple. We need the bottle.

Where's that bottle? Here. I don't want to. You do want to.

Yeah. Jenny bus blow. How are you feeling right now? Fill that up for someone else.

Look at Jenny bus. Blow. Jenny bus blow. Did she marry you?

I married these two ladies. Yes. Everything's blowing. All right.

I'm no blowing. Yes. Yes. You can.

Well, don't lean back because then we can't see you. Yeah. Here. Put down here.

Hold the mic here. Let's make you look as beautiful as you are. All right. Okay.

Yeah. Hold this. That's needed on stage. That's so real.

Wait. Can we move on button? Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. There we go. We have to free the boobs. Absolutely.

This is about releasing your inner bonobo or sometimes just your boobs. You know. Okay.

And put this hand back. It's beautiful. Put them behind your head. Do you feel good?

Oh, yeah. Okay. And where's the music? Why did the music go away?

Okay. Never mind. We're between songs. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Oh, look at that. Yeah. That's pretty. Yeah.

We're turning fast. Oh, salty. Nice and salty. Bonobo.

Wait. Bonobo. You just became a denergenized Bonobo. Cheers.

Cheers to Bonobo and Dr. Suzy Block. We love you so much. You are our hero and thank you, Max. You are the bomb.

Yes. Dr. Suzy. Okay. But now you go.

Now it's your turn. With any of these ladies. Oh, wait. There's a dick and balls.

Suzy has not. No, no, no, no. Suzy has not been raped yet. Oh, I have not.

No. So rape her. Rape her. Because she can do that because she's so rapeable.

Okay. Oh, okay. Jenny, you know you want to. Okay.

Never. Oh, yes. Lick it. Touch it.

Suck it. Suck it. Yes. You apply the salt.

The salt? Oh, she's looking pretty cute. Sprinkle nicely. Oh, yes.

Yes. Let it rain, baby. I got dandruff all night. Well, that's next.

It's good. It's good. And then you got a drink. Where's the drink?

Oh, she's liking it. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

Yay. She's Divergenize. Hey, women. Divergenize.

Yay. Divergenize. Not bad, huh? Love you.

That's it. Lady Jenny Bonobo bus. Oh. Jenny Bonobo bus.

I had my first. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I did.

How's that communion? You feel good? I've got a really feeling. Quick.

Give her another one. Give her another one. She'll absorb it. Does anybody have anything heavier?

Anything stronger? Nothing that goes up. Chelsea didn't get any. Did you get any?

I got. Oh, yeah, you did. That's right. But no, no, you're right.

Did you get any? You did. Off of you. No.

You get your pick. It's getting confusing in here. I was paying attention. Oh.

Oh, he gets them all the time. Oh, I think she's inviting you. She's inviting you to have one. I'm not saying no.

All right. Miss Gold. Miss Amber Gold. Oh, you were not.

Oh, excuse me. Oh, we have to have complete consent. And if we have no consent, we have nothing. No cunts.

No cunts. She was just inviting you to. All I was saying is that these two participants have not yet participated. Which two?

These two. Oh, right. Right. But I mean, they can participate on me if they'd like or each other.

Oh, on each side would be great. I will share. I will share. If you are consenting, then I'm sure.

I am an adult and I do consent. I can almost guarantee that they would like. So while she's consenting, and I okay it. I want to ask why.

Why I am. She's my wife. So you decide. Go ahead.

And you go ahead. Why did I get a call saying you're not bringing the girl. That you peed on last time. I know which one that is.

I forget her name. Brittany blades. Oh, never mind. No, they didn't say.

They didn't say. You're not about how she. What? She peed on somebody else.

No, I peed. She let somebody else. I stopped the sentence. She let somebody else pee on her.

You peed on her. No, I did. She drank it. She drank it.

And remember, I was so upset. I was like, Hey, that's my girl. I'll look pee on her if somebody's going to do it. All right.

Well, this is my new classy wifey. She's an independent toilet, apparently. All right. So we have the revelation of the beautiful.

Nice. Amber. Gold. Best for the horn.

Chelsea. Outside of Texas. Dark Phoenix. Okay.

He's going to take his hat off for this. He's getting undressed. Go Phoenix. Go Phoenix.

What you found? There are perks to this position you're in. I think she likes. Take off that shirt, baby.

Yeah, yeah. Open it up. Take it off. I like it.

Show it to me, baby. I've got fire. Yeah. Can I have a microphone?

Can you hold the mic? I do feel like these two have not revealed. And they look like they're. I thought you could help them.

You're in the middle and you started it. You know, because they're next to you. Or I could help. Don't start something.

You can't finish. I've got fire coming out now. I've got fire flames coming out. I don't know.

But I can't see the chemistry between them. What do you mean? That is what my girl said. Hey, talk about a reveal.

Who has panties on in this place? Excuse me, there's a mess, a missy here. Wait a minute. Who has revealed to me that she's not wearing any panties.

For none of us who are, there's a panty control here. I know, I know. I am following a directive of one of our guests. Okay.

Let's get this Bonoboville communion. That's my baby girl. That's my wife. She's so loyal.

We married the outlaw life though. What is the same? When freedom is outlawed, then outlaws are free. When outlawed.

When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws are free. Isn't that great? And then she got outlaw tattooed on her finger. It would be the married finger that everybody is like.

Isn't that sexy? You should get a close up. Oh yeah. Outlaw.

What's cool about you at Susie is like, we're like outlaws and stuff. You've just been like, I'm going to go behind doors and nobody knows, I'm sneaking through and I'm going to get the information and I'm going to give it to everybody. And they're going to listen and they're going to heal and they're going to, you're

going to make a difference in this world. You and Max. She's already made it. Pistachios.

Exactly. She has been for years and so has Max. Like they have been, I don't know if anybody knows this. My book is Pistachio.

Awesome. Pistachios. Pistachio Green. It's Pistachio Green.

It's Money Green. It's Money Green. Money Green. It's Rain Forest Green.

But look at that picture. Money. But look at that picture of the two of you, what was captured right there. It looks like she was doing a job there.

You know it's cute. It's great. It looks like when I was doing my... Lana is looking at me.

I want to tell you something. These are our kiss and cousins. I was there at the zoo and actually the bonobos were very chill. They weren't doing anything.

And I had this film company with me and they wanted some action. And I didn't know what to do. So I like beckoned to Lana and she came to me right up to the window. And she put her hand on the window.

I put my hand up against the other side. When I was a little girl I was thinking. And I put my other hand up and she put her hand on the other side. Then she sat down and she put her foot up.

And I put my foot on the other side. And I was with her communicating. And then her girls got all jealous and they started rapping on the door. I mean the window.

And I was glad there was a window because they would have torn my face off. Why they haven't separated? But then Lana said, chill, chill. I'm communicating with the human girl or whatever she said.

And the girls backed off and then she kissed me. What? To the window? She kissed me through the window.

Otherwise I'd get apes alive all over me. And that would be disgusting. Max doesn't do that. No, no.

It was right through the window. She went right up to the window. That's so weird. When I was a little girl, the same thing happened to me.

Like this. And then she stuck her tongue against the window. Like that. And it's so funny that they're jealous.

One thing you didn't tell them, Dr. Suzy? There's a lot of things I didn't tell them. Especially about you and me. But I know, I know.

But what I'm talking about is you hadn't seen Lana in four years. True. True. True.

And when she came to the window, when Dr. Suzy came to the window with the French crew, she was up on a sort of a cliff up there. And she looked down and she ran over to her. Wow.

And showed me her baby. And showed her her baby. Oh, she remembered. A little tiny, tiny baby who was one month old.

They're extraordinary creatures. Extraordinary creatures. And then we did the kissy face thing. But yeah, I was trying to cut to the, you know, juicy part.

Lots of adorable. Yeah. No, there's a lot of adorableness. Do you know, Suzy, when I was a little girl,

my mom tells me there's a story in pictures where the same thing happened as a little girl. This monkey was so freaking out because I was in a zoo and walking by or whatever.

But there wasn't monkeys, by the way. Well, there was monkeys that liked me. And I think there was. No, monkeys are very cute.

They're cousins though, right? They're cousins. Well, they are. They're cousins.

They're cousins. I got some cousins. Yeah. And it was the same thing my mom said that it was she,

this monkey freaked out and was like trying to get, and I did the whole hand thing. And I was like seven or something. So I was a bonobo pervert then too.

You were. You were. I mean, you know, kids can get it. Yeah, absolutely.

All right, bonobo babes. What are we going to do next? We're all going to watch. We don't have much time.

Does anybody want to ride the Scythian? Oh, yeah. Always. I want my baby girl to ride.

Well, that's up to you because you're all about consent. My baby girl. Oh, she's got to try it. You've got to try it.

Okay. I'll do it. I know. New bonobo.

No problem. Okay. Perfect. Perfect.

As long as you still sit in the car. Hey, I've got some video cameras. Let's get that out. So we're going to be naughty and have some fun.

Hey, where's panty guy? Where's panty guy? Has he called in for a while? Oh, yeah.

That's right. Are we taking calls? Yeah. Where's panty boy?

310-568-0066. There's not much time to take a call though. 8666 something. The call in panty boy.

I want to talk to you right now. I'm wearing panties, panty boy. I'm not wearing panties. This is the first time I have not.

I thought they took them at the door. They did mine. Apparently nobody got them yet. Yet is the operative word.

And hey, come to me first. It's a white towel. Excuse me. We have a better towel somewhere.

Susie, you're amazing. Thank you so much. You ladies are not squirting, right? Depends on if you're going to handle it.

If Susie handle it, we're all squirting. Shit, I'm going to squirt then. Is this? Yes, you are.

You're going to be the first. Can you squirt? I have actually. The first time at the age of 42.

42. What are you? Like 30 right now? I have nothing more to say than 41.

Sorry. So it's coming soon? Oh, our birthday girl is coming soon as well, actually. We have a birthday girl.

Next Friday. Next Friday. Who's going to ride the Sybian? You are, Dr. Susie.

You are. You need to show us what's really up. How to do it like a real bonobo. Give it to me, baby.

Is it feeling good? Oh my God. What's happening here? Can you come on that?

Can you squirt on that? Oh, that's hot. Oh, this is the way to read the bonobo way. Does it come with it?

I'll read it. Wow. I love it. I want to ride double.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't understand it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters. Okay. Houston, we have orgasm. Oh God bless your soul, honey.

God bless your soul. Hallelujah. I kept my panties on. So what?

Well, I don't know. If someone else wants to get on it without, whoa, I'm going to chill for a minute here. Do you have any panties for me to put on

so I can take them off? No, no. Oh yeah, I do, actually. I love her panties, brother.

Where's my bag of panties? Bag of panties. I have a bag of panties. Anybody know where my bag of panties?

No, no, that's my bag of toys. I got a littler one just like that. Who would want to leave here? Not you.

Who would ever want to leave here? I don't leave here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This ass is too good to not show off.

Too good, too good. That's what you get for having an ass that good. A man to blow. A man to blow.

Got a good ass. Okay, thank you very much. No, don't sit on my controls now. Okay.

You're shy. I'm so shy. I'm rubbing off on you. Are you getting off?

She was on the floor. No, wait. Susie, she was on the floor. Let me rub your ass with the name.

No, wait. I have to reenact this. She's on the floor. No one saw me.

I was like dying. Laughing because this guy has this big dick that I brought out to her. And she was laughing.

I couldn't do anything but laugh. I was just like, oh my God. She was not bonobo like. And I was like, dude, it's not because you're not huge.

I'm teaching her the way. Did you get up off the floor, please? I don't know, honey. You're not visible.

You're not visible. You need to be visible. That's all you had to say. Okay, so who's going to ride this to me?

And I thought you were going to ride it. So check this out. If anybody has a good dick that I can put this on. Has anybody ever done?

He does. He does. Has anybody done? He's dead.

All right. The fruit roll up. Do something different. Okay, let's do it.

What about my man? Can we, we can't do some like reenaction? No, it's already coming out. What about Max?

But you're just so fine. Is it, you're the like, of course we would go with you. But. Go with him.

Then I want to like, Max. I'll put it on Max. I want Max.

I want Max. I want Max. I want to suck this off Max's dick. Can you open up your glass please?

If you'll let me suck Max's dick with it. This poor guy, honey. This poor guy. I've always wanted Max.

I've always wanted Max. I know. I know. He knows.

We talk about that. So if I can't have Max then. Yeah. I'll suck my own dick.

Not anything. You're just so fine. Max. And then you've Max.

He's Max. He's Max. What is this thing? It's a fruit roll up.

Have you done this before? You're so sexy. You have not done this. Are you a virgin to this?

No. I'm a virgin to this idea. I really need to watch this. Remember, I'm learning.

I'm training. What? This is a fruit roll up. Okay.

You say you put on a dick. You roll up. And then you suck it off. Okay.

But this is really like a real regular roll up. Okay. All right. This is just your garden variety roll up that you get in a candy store.

And we are using it as a condom. This is making us sexually safe. And tastes so good. Look at that.

That looks very, very hot. How does that feel? So this is what they call a rainbow party. Thank you.

This is a rainbow blow job. How does it feel? We are having a rainbow blow job. Whoa.

What happened to my blow job? Oh, no, you'll get yours. No, I'm learning. I'm learning something.

I'd love to learn things. I didn't know you could do this with candy. What can you do? You put a roll up around a dick and you suck it off apparently.

That's what you do. Roll up around a dick. And it turns many colors. It's the dick of many colors like Joseph's coat.

Who's dick is that? I can't see. You don't want to know, honey. It's me and you.

Please, no. Say who's dick it is. No, no. Don't tell me.

I have to then face this dick sometimes. But it's doing a good job. It's definitely responding to the candy. And to the bonobo ass.

Now you're attached to my stalking bitch. This is Amanda Blow. Okay. Is that her?

Okay. That's mine now. Okay. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Amanda. Amanda is living up to her name, brothers and sisters. Amanda Blow is blowin' Dark Phoenix right now on Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web,

World Wide Revolution, World Wide Sexual Revelation. He's holding that thing. No, combining food and sex. This is one of our steps, is mix food and sex.

You know? It's the two basic essentials of life besides breathing. He's so good. Yeah, no, keep going.

Just don't get it in the pubes. Don't get it in the pubes, okay? That's one helpful hint. When you do this and you do it basically.

Max is gonna be you. A basic, yeah. Fruit roll-up. Fruit roll-up.

This is just a regular fruit roll-up. Garden variety fruit roll-up. I used to get these in my lunchbox as a kid. Right, right.

It brings a whole new meaning to it, sweetheart. No, this is... Amanda, you're just extraordinary. I don't know.

This is extraordinary. You start with the roll-up. You wrap it around the dick. And then you suck.

And it's tasty. She's so good at it. And then she's good at it. She's really good at it.

This is why they pay her the big bucks, okay? That's why she's called Amanda Blow. And that is why. That is her name, Amanda Blow.

And she didn't have to bring Amanda Blow. I'm so proud of you, Amanda. I found one right here. Amanda found her man to blow right here on the Dr. Susan Block show.

We always find what we need here, don't we? Yeah, you do. You're really doing a good promo job there, you know? How about you, girl?

Where do they find you? Now do we have your number flash across the screen or something? Okay. Yeah, she's amazing.

Time call at 818-939-3311. You got to get that little part there or else it looks like he has a disease. Definitely. No, I mean, when you got this candy stuff around your dick,

you do have to get the whole thing. Okay. Oh, my God, I don't know. Yeah, it's green.

Hey, rainforest green. It makes that blow job last. It's sweet. It's good.

It's good. Have you done it before yourself? No, she just told me about this tonight and I was like, ooh, let's go find some music.

How often have you done this, Amanda? If you're lucky enough times. It's really good. It tastes good.

And I don't like food on bodies, but I love it. You do, obviously. No, just the fruit roll up. Oh, just the fruit roll up.

Seriously. Not like regular fruit. No pasta, pizza, nothing like that. Gotcha, gotcha.

I don't blame you. No, there's certain kinds of fruit roll up. See, that's another way in which we're different than bonobos. Bonobos will combine all kinds of food and sex.

And for us, that would create a major stomach ache. And, you know, we're not totally into that. So how are you doing there? I'm getting sticky.

You got it. You got it. He's all sticky now. Oh, okay.

So I guess we're all sticky. I didn't say it was like a perfect, I didn't say it was a perfect situation. It just didn't taste good. It's not good for all.

And it was for Max, so. Right, right, right. No, he filled in. You did fill in very well.

Last weekend was my birthday. I know. That's why I was trying to, you know. But I have another fruit roll up.

That was on Saturday. You have my permission. Yeah, I told you. You know what?

Don't give me permission. You know what? You give him permission for a cell off. Proficient.

Proficient. Max, I've heard you like me. He loves you. Well, Max.

I love you. He fantasizes about you. He talks about you. Well, let me see.

I don't believe you. No, seriously. No, seriously. No, really?

That's been the cause. Max, you make me wet. And I want to fuck you. Max.

I want Max to the stage. Max to the stage. I want Dr. Suzie to tell me what to do to you. Well, I think we have to wind up the formal portion.

No. He's in love. The formal portion of the show. I think that's great.

He's going to wind up. You guys have a great relationship. I'm sorry. I'm not going to bother you.

But yeah. Don't you need some help with him? Absolutely. I need a lot of help.

I'll be out. I need all the help I can get. I'll get on camera. Absolutely.

Fluff, fluff, fluff. Fluff, fluff, fluff. Fluffing. Fluff the Max.

Fluff the Max. Fluffing. I'll be back. Okay.

Now we have a caller. Hello, caller. We're going into overdrive. Overtime.

As well as overdrive. Okay. So did I hear that or is that just a rumor? Caller, caller, caller, caller, caller.

Anyway, we should get it together with the calls. Okay? Why is this all this good? Because we got to be able to take calls here.

This is a radio show on TV. And on your hard drive. So you've been here before? No.

Okay. There goes the caller. He's gone. He got nervous.

Now, he didn't get nervous. He probably got put on hold too long. Okay. So, you know, we're going to be starting to take calls here

on the Dr. Susan block show awesome and so you know just keep that number handy tonight we really were overwhelmed we had guests we didn't even really know who knew about these fabulous people coming here tonight I always know I didn't know I knew I got friends awesome I feel very empowered I have an earring on my

it's very sexy actually dangling everything dangling here hold the book hey look my mic matches my book all right brothers and sisters we are going to go into the final moments of the show if you would like to promote yourself your philosophy your bonobo way your your boobs would you please come forward

okay or dick or dick please come forward please come forward Chelsea Demoiselle Chelsea Demoiselle did you you didn't even reveal your boobs would you please do like a how convenient yeah yeah reveal oh you did reveal your twat though here can you speak to the mind I think she wants a spanking oh get nice

and warmed up well done well done oh yeah baby that's my mink treat you're so sweet in the final moments no don't go away I need that wait wait wait this is that the show is ending we have to get with us all on the bed absolutely come up here all of you wind up here and we we're gonna do final moments final

speeches okay so Chelsea's asshole has spoken and now perhaps Chelsea herself would like to get your free Kendall download now it's only free until Sunday night and what website WWW dot well go to Amazon okay but you know if you can't remember Amazon just try bonobo way calm and I saw a link on your Twitter so many

fucking links on my Twitter right now it's obnoxious that I have so many links to this fucking download so you all can get it for fucking free please get it and use it as an excuse inspire your fucking please I'm giving it to you free this is something I've worked on for like 20 years of my life life

work you are getting it for free okay 20 years of her life and you just got it for happy birthday Max yay happy birthday Max there's extra photos that you know about thank you thank you what did you did you give him a blow job I kissed him oh you kissed him I rubbed on him stick I rubbed my ass on his teeth don't

wash it okay that part that's not done yet that's not done yet oh I'll let you taste me like one-on-one because now that I am a lesbian with my lesbian I need a woman to blow not a man to blow this is my girly I always if it's not max then it's gonna be a woman I am promoting a man to blow a man to blow on the 11th

flow on the 11th flow and you're a great rapper you know a man to blow on the where can we find you you can find me anywhere for me YouTube Twitter a man to blow xxx at gmail.com or a man to blow Facebook I have it all I just have some of it but I don't like take it oh yes we are just so leisurely okay so I'm

moving this microphone around where is where is miss miss bus miss bus miss bus Amy's blow huh Tammy let's get her in here and get her in here meanwhile if you'd like to do the 10-day transformation cleanse you can go to www.mypureum.com raw princess period it's a 10-day transformation cleanse P-U-R-I-U-M get

that cleanse it goes good with vodka as well it cleans so oh the lady of the hour okay come on up here miss bus come on up here can you take that jacket off leave your shirt on just take the jacket off well you can take it all off if you want but just certainly definitely the jacket because the jacket is obstructing

yeah okay okay actually let's let's open up the shirt a little bit here how do you feel you're in a sense today the Virgin Jenny is no longer the Virgin Jenny the Virgin Jenny is no longer she's not here anymore so what do you do us eat your heart out oh yeah daddy oh you know you wish you were here and you know you are

here you are overlooking the womb room and the speak easy the nobleville and you are giving us all your blessings including this beautiful daughter of yours she's been through a lot and she's coming into a beautiful place she's coming into paradise it's a metamorphosis it's a metamorphosis I think all girls so

do you have anything to promote or you already promoted yourself too much by the way there is a section in the bonobo way about how you should not have your kids write an essay called my bonobo parents trouble you will get in big fucking trouble and it isn't right it isn't right it isn't right but it's the

way it is it's the way it is you got to do what our woman Amber was talking about you got to play that game especially if your parents you got to pretend that you have no sex you got to do that and I I don't know I mean that's what you got to do but you've got to also have a sex life you got to have a sex life

or else your kids will get all warped in weird ways you don't want a healthy environment yes your kids need to know that mom and dad are sexual people without necessarily you know seeing it they just need to feel it they need to feel it okay so you know don't don't be a sexless creature that that just puts

all your sexual energy into your children and shopping and let's pray for and let's pray and brothers and sisters pray to the goddess amen and let us please please hope and pray not pray too much because prayers really kind of useless but you know we want to hope and we want to we want to work towards I joined

a group in my crazed effort to promote this book called let's try to turn Obama on to peace let's try to remind Obama of the peace that that we elected that we supported him for and to try to find another way to address this atrocity of ISIS there must be another way than just bombing the shit out of random people you

know relatives will then hate us so hey we're here Obama we're here for the way yes inshallah right how about how about getting these men some women to blow them a lot of money to spend on bombs that's for sure so be it why not blow jobs let love win let love win and go rape yourself blow jobs for bombs hey I

took it up the house for an extra vote for him so I took it up the llama for me it was very inspirational at the time are very 80,000 years ago now all right darlings okay did anybody not promote hey would you please promote yourself here come come sit sit over here sit sit come scut come sit over here miss amber sit and

come amber waves of grace amber you guys should check out my website ambergold.com I'm already there also you should check out drone boning it's beautiful I'm in a viral music video what's it about it's beautiful it's been on Conan and it's on the other guy yeah it's fun a couple shows already it's a really exciting yes

it's a music video that is controversial because why is it controversial drones recorded us fucking out in nature oh wait wait wait I'd rather have drones recording you fucking than drones dropping bombs on exactly and the funny thing about it is is it wasn't supposed to be about porn but they're doing this

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because I wanted to do something creative and now it's so controversial and it's not even show it doesn't even show it doesn't even show poppy right now you guys drone like flashes of red hair and you'll be like that's her that's her yeah I was blown by a gorgeous young lady who is totally but they think I had to see

share how to scissor it was so sweet that's hoka-hoka in Bonoboville yeah so go ahead and check out amber gold amber gold with a g o l d e with an e this is pre-scissor-scissoring and you'll be seeing me in the summer on drugs ink on discovery so I was just hearing you'll be seeing me in the summer on

drugs yes you'll see me in the winter you'll see me in the fall I'm not surprised all right I saw you holding the pussy pipe are you going to be I'm gonna let me recognize the smell it has not been anywhere it is pristine virgin absolutely going in me no no no we'll do it we'll do it when I think we're gonna do

the final you know I can't yeah if people want to find dark venus can find me on my Facebook I'm also assisting in a teen suicide prevention you can look for on life prevention and you can buy a wristband says fuck suicide so check that out and yeah amen a women and a sex or yeah he's a happy bonobo that's really cool

Dr. Suzy we're open for therapy the therapists are hot on the line and I always webcam as well as phone sex well we do all kinds of so there we do well we are we are therapists here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute we are sex therapists and we incorporate the role-play we are therapists without

borders and we're gonna radio without boundaries and we're gonna act like we're in all-girls school and we had a blow-up in all our clothes were burned and we are we have no restrictions when it comes to talking with you about anything you want to talk about so if you're feeling a little tight about donating and you

want something for yourself that's just fine you give us a call at 310-568-0066 and baby it's all about you we are here