Inside Kelsey Obsession

Full transcript of Inside Kelsey Obsession on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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voyeurs and connoisseurs, obsessives and obsessions, addiction. Which are you? What have you? What's your fetish?

Your obsession has someone called you a sex addict. We're going to talk about it tonight on Dr. Susan Block.TV, broadcasting live from Bonoboville. Yeah, that's right.

Bonoboville is growing, getting big. And it's going to penetrate your universe very soon, maybe tonight. Yeah, I hope you stick around and share some of your obsessions with us tonight. We have a very special guest tonight, responsible for the name of the show.

And I think we're going to line her up very shortly. But first, I want to introduce Max, Captain Max. Howdy doc, how you doing? Here he is, Captain Max, Captain of the Bonoboville Pirates.

The Bonoboville Pirates. That's right. We have our own football team now. That's right.

Sterling's got nothing on us. You play sperm wars, right? Right, we kick it around. Kick it here, kick it down.

As long as we make sperm wars, not real wars. Say hi. Oh, this is your monkey. Yeah, that's my little monkey.

Spank your monkey. No, I'm not spanking. Also, she lost her mate. Oh, I know.

We are looking for his mate. Somewhere he has a mate. I'm glad you said that. He's not all by himself.

No, he's just hanging out by himself right now. With me now. He's swinging from the microphone. Yes, yes.

You look very nice with your monkey. Yeah, nice. You could be an organ grinder. Hi, hi.

I have a thing about it. Rewind. Okay. Actually, he has no organ.

This monkey reminds me of the apes and planet of the apes. Although, he has more of an organ. Give him to me for a sec. I'll show you.

Wait a minute. Let me show you how he has an organ. He has actually got a big banana. Oh, look at that.

And he can suck it himself. Just like Ron Jeremy used to be able to. Here, I'll give you back your monkey. Until he got his tummy.

Aw. Okay. They're not making fun of you. No, no.

We love you. That monkey actually helped me heal from my septic shock. That's right. She was in the hospital.

Yes, I was in the hospital. I was in a coma. Yeah. And I believe even on the breathing tube when you got me the monkey.

Yeah, I think so. I couldn't even speak, but I had this monkey I gave him so much love. They both sat there. No, you got him first.

Well, him first? Yeah, and then you got the girl. Oh, okay. Because I thought he was a girl at first because look, he's wearing lipstick.

Well, he's a... He's kind of a girly guy when you think about it. This is a metrosexual monkey. A little bit of a figure.

Yeah. Not much. He's very cute. He's cute.

And you know, I thought he was a girl at first. He has flowers all over his ankles and wrists. And you know, and then you got me the girl and I realized, oh, he's a boy. But you know, guys sometimes like to bring out their feminine side.

As girls like to bring out their masculine side. That can even be a fetish or an obsession. Oops, there you are. There you are.

Yeah, thank you. Right? Yeah. That segues into our topic.

Which is? Obsession. Obsession. Yes, yes.

Obsession. Obsession. I mean, there's a lot of meanings to that word, obsession. It could be perfume, you know, or it could be you're obsessed with a person.

Or it could be you're obsessed with a fetish, you know. A particular fetish. And do you have any obsessions? I have a little obsession left in my bottle.

It does smell good, huh? Yeah. I didn't put it on though. No.

Because it's only a little bit left. We have also got a lot of fake obsessions. I've got a lot of fake obsessions. A lot of fake obsessions.

I want to send us some real stuff. We love it too. But fake stuff is pretty good. And it smells like ginger.

Or a ginger pie or graham cracker pie or something. Something like that. No, not graham crackers. Because that's supposed to make you not want to masturbate, right?

That's sort of like Kellogg corn flakes. But it doesn't work anyway. So, okay. So we have a guest tonight who specializes in different fetishes.

Okay. Yeah. Obsessions. Yes.

Well, her name is obsession. Yes. Her name is Kelsey Obsession. But fetishes are obsessions, I don't know.

Not always. No. Well, you know, the word fetish nowadays is just used so freely. Yeah.

It could be an obsession or it could just be kind of a fun thing. You know, like, I'm going to the fetish ball. That doesn't mean you're obsessed with wearing, you know, latex just because you go to the fetish ball, right?

I don't know. What do you think, monkey? I don't know. Do you have any fetishes?

Do you have any obsessions? Oh, God. All right. I can see we're in our preverbal state here.

That's my banana. Okay. So do you have any fetishes, obsessions? Me?

Yeah. Fetishes are obsessions. I have an obsession with women. I'm obsessed by women.

Generally. Generally, yes. Different women. Different women.

Depending on their. Not any particular woman. Is there a particular woman that you might per chance be obsessed with? Just one.

And then I'm obsessed with, you know, I'm Italian. I'm obsessed with women. Right. With all women.

Depends if they have nice feet. Not all. I've noticed you don't like all women. No, I don't like all women.

But we won't go into your personal. On the other hand, I don't like all men. Maybe we will go into your personal. Okay.

But before we go into Max's personal obsessions, we are going to speak with our guest, Kelsey Obsession. Hello, Kelsey. Hey, Dr. Susie.

It's been a while. How are you guys? We're all great. There's thousands of us here at the moment.

Yeah. And we're excited to have you back on Dr. Susan Block dot TV. And this is your third time. I think so.

Yeah. You were on our squirting kind of Roman orgy show with Marcus London. Right. Yes.

Yeah. With Marcus. That was pretty fun. And you were dressed like a little sort of nymph in white.

Goddess type thing. Goddess nymph. Yeah. A thing.

Sort of a Roman girl. And yeah. And you were there with your boyfriend and you kind of squirted. A little bit.

A little bit. Yeah. And it was sure fun watching you try. And then you were on our go bonobos show with.

Yeah. That's right. With BCI bonobo conservation initiative in the UK. In the UK.

Director to Lula by graves was on that show from the UK. And she gave us this whole rundown on, you know, bonobos in the latest research. And and oh, there we are with the bonobos in the UK.

And of course, BCI is one of our favorite bonobo conservation groups. Right. We even have a framed portrait of their logo on our desk.

Right. Right. I'm eight for bonobos. Okay.

They're not monkeys. They don't have tails. They don't have tails. They don't have tails.

No. They're apes. Apes like us. They're apes like us.

Right. Oh, you were busy masturbating during that show. I was, I was too turned on by all the monkey fucking. Well, there was a lot of fucking on that show.

There was. Let's see. There was you and your boyfriend. You rode the Sybian on that show.

You went bonobos. You went bananas. Yeah. And there was also Natalia and Natasha star.

The sisters, the blond sisters remember them from like, are they from Czech Republic or Czech Republic, but they're really from Chicago or something. Something like that.

They kept their accents going. They're what? I think they're Polish. Polish.

All right. Yeah, Polish. Yeah. They brought a sausage along with them.

They did. They did that hubby of one of theirs. So anyway, so this is your third show with us. And this time we're seeing you in your,

in your private space. Tell us, tell us where are you? What is this little space with these little multicolored holes behind you?

I shoot videos in this room, so I try to make it cute. It's cute. It's kind of like, what is it supposed to evoke? I guess deep down inside, I'm a dirty little girl.

Yes, you are. You're rather little, as I recall. Of course, you always look big on webcam because you're like taking up the whole webcam.

I look big and I'm pretty little. So what are you wearing? Can you lean back a little so we can see how little you are? Oh, look, you're wearing polka dots that match the background.

Oh my God, I'm totally matching it. You didn't realize that? Whoa. No, that is way cool that these polka dots, and there's

her ass. Okay. Little pink panties. Look at that.

All right. But it was calm down. I mean, I don't know if there's an obsession or a fetish for polka dots, but if anybody has a fetish for polka dots,

Kelly is your girl right now. If you're out there just listening to DrSuzi.TV, you'd better join because you got to see these dots. Right.

Hey, I saw you join Bonoboville. Yeah. I did. You did.

Yeah, I was fucking and Bonobo's fucked. So I might as well join their little town. That's right. Welcome to the village.

Thank you. Thank you. It's a dirty little village. Yeah.

As all good villages should be. That's correct. So you're there in your little hut and you've got your, is this a bed or a couch?

Oh, this is a couch. This is a couch. Okay. And this is where you do your webcam.

I do. I film some videos for my website here, Kelseyobsession.net. I usually shoot most of my stuff in a hotel,

but, you know, sometimes I get dirty ideas at home that I want to try out. Oh. And I don't want to wait.

So you usually go into a hotel and you, like, shoot a bunch of videos? Yeah. Well, my husband and I, we run a fetish porn company.

So we run four different websites. So like for basically a week every month, we spend in a hotel and just have models coming and going and coming and going.

It's a lot of fun, but it's pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Coming and going and coming and coming.

And so you shoot them in, you shoot them in the hotel on the bed, on the, how's that? I would guess mostly in the, in the bed area,

but maybe some in the bathroom. Like a living room area in the bedroom area. And so we like to shoot all of our content. Like our, all of our sites, we run a few.

Well, my site, Kelseyobsession.net, we run a couple of fart fetish websites. Yes. Yes.

And it's done at fartinthalum.net. And then a girl, girl, assicking site. Now, was that someone actually farting or was that someone making a farting noise

or was that a farting sound effect? I have no idea. I heard it. So it wasn't you, it was us.

I think it was us. I think someone is prepared. We, you are famous for your farting, Kelsey. I am actually.

And how, how, I mean, that is an unusual specialty. You know, what's a nice girl like you? Farting like that.

I mean, something, you know. So tell me. So this farting site, which is great. Yeah.

Max has a little bit of a farting appreciation. Does he like yours? One time when I was. Tolerates them.

That's good enough. No, it's because I was one night, I was fucking this German girl. Woman.

Yeah. Who was in the fifties. I was, I was 18 at the time. And my father said, you know,

you have to go over to her hotel and, and you know, she's lonely and she owns several ships. She's very rich. And you should have sex with her.

So I went over there and I started having sex with her. And then as I was like kind of humping, you know, there was like. And then she'd go, oh, pardon,

pardon, cause she didn't speak English. Was that an ass fart or a pussy fart? No, no, it was an, this was an ass fart. You were sure.

And it stunk. Absolutely. Well, no, it didn't stink, but it was loud. It might have been a pussy fart.

That was pretty loud. It was loud. It was like the air being let out. So how many visitors do you have to a farting site?

This is really interesting. Thousands. Thousands. There are many people out there who appreciate farts in a sexual way.

Some people, when they see our sites, they think it's funny. But a lot of people think it's super, super sexy. Yeah. Maybe a few think it's both.

How much do you charge for the farting? I mean, you know, for the farting site. I'm sorry, what did you say? What do you charge for your farts?

Per fart. Five bucks a fart. Wow. That's quite a rate to command.

No, all of our sites, I believe our farting website is a, you can buy clips individually on fartfantasy.com. So they're like five, five bucks for five minute clip, or you can go to our website, fartfantasy.net.

And how many farts would you get in five minutes? In five minutes. Yeah, how many farts? Oh, in a clip.

I don't usually tell them. Wow. See, I mean, I don't know. We've heard that people are interested in statistics. Maybe like five or 10 farts per clip.

Ten from the girls. So it grows a little gassier than others. Right. And do you have a secret as to how you achieve these farts?

I mean, do you have a recipe, like some food that you serve? We, so there's a few different ways that you can make someone fart a lot. The easiest way is actually, you guys know those, those volcanoes, like from elementary school science projects,

where just like all the bubbles come up out of the top. We basically make a drink and it creates that inside of the stomach and gats like a lot of seltzer come out the bottom. It'll go out both ways.

So it might be burping. So hopefully the person has a burp fart fetish or something. A lot of people like both. Body functions are very, very sexual for a lot of people

because they're so taboo and they're so like, it's just how raw and natural. Body functions. Right.

Right. It's like taboo body functions that you learn from an early age to repress out of politeness. I mean, we all learn to repress our sexuality,

but then there's also these other body functions that are related to sex. So do you, do you bottle these farts and send them by mail? Oh, Max.

I don't know. I have been asked that actually several times before. I'm sure you have, right? You sell your underwear though that you farted on, right?

I've been asked that too. I personally don't really sell anything like that. We thought about it too having other models do it, but the problem is like by the time someone gets it,

it's not really going to smell anymore. No. So they have to be super, super bad, like just disgusting probably to make it through the mail.

So you don't really go that far with your farts. They're not like wet farts or anything. No, no. We don't go that far, but some people enjoy that.

I'm kind of glad to hear that. But I under, I mean, I'm not being prejudiced. I'm just kind of glad to hear that they don't go that because we're going to watch one of your farting videos

in a little while. Yeah. Yeah. No, definitely.

It was not the one, I was not the one I was going to watch first. I was going to go for something a little more PG like armpits. Oh, we want to get some more. No, no, no.

Farting is very PG. Actually, well, maybe it is. I farted a bunch of times today. And you didn't even take your pants off.

When I do it naked in someone's mouth, I don't know if that's PG anymore. Oh, okay. So this is naked farting.

Well, that's partly naked. You'll see. I pulled down some pantyhose. Okay.

Should we watch this naked farting? Sure. It's a clip. Do we have the naked farting?

That would be number two. Let's kind of cue that up. This is not like a fart and scratch or anything. I'm not going to smell anything.

No. This one is actually a theme that a fan suggested, which is I had my husband play a student and I was the teacher.

Here we go. Here we go. He's trying to earn a better grade. Oh, there's your hubby.

I'm seeing what I can do to get a better grade. A student. Right. He's becoming a slave.

It looks like you rarely come to class and you haven't turned an assignment in the last two months. Why should I give you a better grade? Well, I can't stay in my after school.

Oops. What happened? Uh-oh. You guys got to be logged in.

Otherwise, yeah. You can see 40 second previews on the site. Oh, I thought we were logged in. I thought we got to log in.

Okay. We will reconnoiter about that because there was no farting. Hello. Hello.

Okay. And what happened to Kelsey? Okay. Can you guys hear me?

Ah, here she is. Hello. Yeah. Okay.

Kelsey's back. So we're going to see if we can use your, we have a password, I think. And we're going to see if we can, we can watch.

But anyone checking out the site, go to KelseyPossession.net. You can watch 10 previews for free so you can kind of poke around and see. And they can always do that. It's true.

And I'm not sure that everybody, all my listeners really want to see farting. I don't know, maybe. But, but you know, you do so many things. In fact, I have this list in front of me that I just want to go through a little

bit because it's so kind of comprehensive. I mean, it's from A to T. You don't have Z. No, no zoophilia, I guess.

Not even with stuffed animals. Okay. Well, age play, of course, you do age play because how old are you actually? Can you say underage?

But I'm 31. Yeah. Well, that's good to know. Of course, anal fetish anal fetish is just sticking things in your

ass or you're sticking things in the guy's ass or what? In my butt and in other girls' butts. In other girls' butts, all girl, girl butts. Girl butts, yeah.

That's the girl butts on my website. No, your boyfriend doesn't give up his butt. He will be farted upon, but not butt play. He's not interested in showing his asshole to the world.

I don't know why, but. But you are. You are interested. In fact, your asshole is on display on Twitter, isn't it?

It's just on display a lot of places. Yeah. Yeah. You have a nice asshole.

I mean, what is that about? I mean, do you specifically like to show your asshole to the world or is it just showing whatever? I'm an exhibitionist, so my butthole is very popular, so why not?

Right. But if it was. It's the dirtiest part. It's the dirtiest part.

There you go. No. It's the part that farts. Right?

It is. Okay. I'm a moneymaker. Dr.

Susie, we are ready. We are ready with the farting. Yeah. Okay.

And are we going to be able to hear it a little better too? Yeah. That would be nice. Yeah.

If you guys like scroll in like a minute and you'll start seeing some. Scroll in a minute in. We were.

Okay. Are we a minute in? Oh, here she goes. Here I go.

And look at that body. Kelsey's got a hot body. Put your face right here. And here he goes right into her pantyhose ass.

Just in case you are not watching. Did she just fart? I did. Well, you see,

every semester, I've had a student who really needed a good grade. Put your face back.

All righty. Service me. Oh, God. I'm okay with the fart.

This is exactly the type of service you'll be providing. With farting my face? You see, every day after lunch

and you just have to pick the one o'clock appointment, that tend to have a massive amount of gas and you better breathe this one in if you want a good grade.

Whoa. Sniff it up. Sniff it up. I practically smelled that one.

That was so real. I don't know. Also guys with pantyhose fetishes would like this because there's a lot of pantyhose.

Going on here. Although, I think she's about to take down her pantyhose now. Here they go.

And she's showing that very nice Kelsey obsession ass. I thought you'd see my ass fall up close, didn't you? It's pretty sexy.

Why don't you give it a lick? Give it a lick. He's licking it. This is analengous.

Oh, God. All right. It tastes good, but those farts are nasty.

Uh-huh. Ah. If you want to pass this class. All right.

He's doing a good job licking her asshole. Every day at 1 o'clock, you can meet me in my office. That's great.

Now, what is it about me? My beautiful farts sling. I kind of think they're just using sound effects that she's not really farting.

Oh, trust me. Are she really farting? But they sound so real. You do this every single day.

Without missing a day, the rest of the semester, I'll pass you. Whoa.

See, you can see my asshole. His tongue is on, when his tongue is on my ass, it makes a muffled sound.

You get the stutter. I'd better never hear any complaining out of you either. My last student,

I had him for actually the whole year. He was so good, but ever since he graduated, I felt such a void.

Well, he seems to like it. Right into your mouth. I guess he's going to get a good grade now. So you're taking your new job seriously.

Oh, I've got to keep doing it. I will see. See, I can't sit in this office and smell my own farts.

Everybody here is sitting on the edge of their seat. But then when the fart happens, how do people react?

Some of them go, you know, like, they back off. Some of them move forward. You see, if anybody in the audience

is tilting in a certain way, you know that something's about to happen. One of my nose came out of my mouth. I said no complaining out of you.

You're so lucky. How many of your fellow classmates sit in class and fantasize about what I look like down there?

Not that you ever came to class. Well, this is either real or very good acting. It's great.

If you're into farting, this is your video, really. This is it. It is.

People love to be made to do disgusting things like that. I know why you are the farting queen or princess, is the case, maybe.

Open up your mouth. Put your mouth around my ass. Oh, God. Snip it up.

Snip it up. Snip it up. I don't want any fart molecules left in my class or my office.

Fart molecules. Right. Those are things. Okay.

I believe we have a deal. Okay. All right. Every day for the rest of the semester.

That is the quintessential farting video right there, Kelsey Obsession. And she's got plenty more like that. That is one of her specialties.

So how many farts are in your collection, let's say, thousands, 100,000? God, I mean, personally, there's probably over a thousand farting videos

on my website, on our fart fantasy website. There's probably at least, what, two or 3,000, something like that. A lot of fucking farts.

And in every video, there's maybe 5,000. A lot of fucking farts. You've got fucking farts as well as the Conilingus and Anilingus farts, I see.

Oh, that too. Yeah, okay. That was great. Have you ever approached Showtime

to do a show something like this? Yeah. I don't know about farting. I can't say I have.

We were actually on a Swedish TV show once about it. Well, the Swedes we know about. The Swedes, of course, they love to cover all that stuff.

Yeah, and uncover it as well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, good.

Well, so, you know, it seems like, is that your biggest thing, or what would be your second biggest fetish?

Fetish. So, yeah, the farting is definitely what I'm most known for, what I'm most popular at.

Second, I would be my ass. I do a lot of different variations of ass fetishes. We actually have one video of,

so ass sniffing and ass licking and kind of face sitting, ass worship, basically anything to do with the butt. Right.

Without the farting. So, some people like that. So, what is your nickname? Some people like it.

Is it like the farting princess? Okay, but do you ever, I mean, are you ever going around like shopping or something

and you're going down the aisle and suddenly somebody goes, oh my god, you're the farting queen. That has not happened to me yet.

I would probably crack it up if that happened and give him a hug. I can recognize. I can recognize.

You could. I can imagine everybody in the aisle would be a little taken back. Yeah.

By this. So, Cece is tweeting in at us. Raw Cece. And she is saying, first of all,

Kelsey is quite informative. Cece is learning about farting fetishes. And she also says, I look beautiful in my cool black outfit

and Kelsey obsession is very cool. We are both cool. And Kelsey has a cool outfit too. Pokedots.

And we saw quite a bit of her ass. Maybe we'll see some other things. So, obsession, where did this come from? Why is your last name obsession?

Well, it actually is not even a creative story, but it totally fits. It was really just, we were trying to find a synonym for the word fetish

and we tied to buy a domain. And obsession was available. So we're like, all right, let's make that Kelsey obsession. And then over the years,

I just started using obsession as my last name. But it kind of fits because I've been like a sex researcher for nine years and I've been in the adult film business for five years.

So you can definitely say I'm obsessed with learning about sex and, you know, you're obsessed with learning about sex. Okay.

And how about people obsessed with you? There are many people obsessed with me. What kind of people get obsessed with you? Most of them are super awesome.

I mean, they're just people who have a dirty mind and who appreciate, you know, my dirty mind and my kind of willingness to try whatever and dirty which their girlfriends would do that.

We're back to farting, right? I don't know. The true essence of dirty. So they want their girlfriends to fart,

but of course it's very hard to go out with a girl and say, excuse me, but could you fart on me? Yeah, well. No, right?

I mean, how do you, how do you, if you're, if you're a guy. You're really into it, yeah, to fart on you. How do you, how do you approach a woman and go,

you know, after dinner? Well, I have an idea about that. Okay, go ahead. I mean, the best way to do it,

because women are always going to fart accidentally. Accidentally. Accidentally. It's going to happen in the course of life.

Right. Because farting happens. Right. So when the lady farts,

then the gentleman says, oh, how nice. And he gives her a nice response. Not too strong. Not like, oh, let me sniff your ass.

You know, don't, don't have her running from the pervert. But just like, nice. Okay. That is, that's perfect.

I actually tell guys to do that. I mean, some girls will end up being totally cool with it. Other girls will not. But, you know, you got to ease them into kind of more kinky stuff

like this. That's a perfect way of doing it actually. Yeah. I mean, if you, if it's a natural function,

you just kind of let her know when she happens to do it. And usually she goes, oh, excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. And you go, no, no, it's great.

It's great. Yeah. Pardon. Pardon.

The worst part of the person, the worst part about that story, the next day I went to my father's office and my dad was really kind of a pervert.

And he said, so did you, did you fuck her? I said, yeah, but you know, dad, she, she, she was farting every time I, you know, and then she was going, pardon.

And so he started to laugh. And then she came in for a meeting later that day. And my dad says to her, so, pardon. And embarrassed the poor woman and so forth.

But they closed the deal. And that was good. Your dad. He's the type that would come up to Kelsey while in,

you know, walking down the street and say, oh, you're the one that does the farts. Oh yeah. Easily.

Easily. Yes. But I think Kelsey might be okay with that. I don't know.

It depends on who she was with. Maybe I have been recognized and someone's just been too embarrassed to say. Well, all right.

So let me ask you this. Okay. If you ever see me in public, you can say hi. I will, of course.

I would never embarrass anyone. So let me ask you this. Mom and dad. Oh yeah, yours.

Yours. Mine? Your mom and dad. We're now doing it.

I love mom and dad. Do they know what you do? I don't really like to talk a lot in detail about my family. Some people know, some people don't.

Some people aren't. But, you know, everyone is entitled to their own being. Right, right, right. Yeah.

I was going to say, are they supportive? I mean, they're okay. Well, sometimes parents are. They're very supportive of me.

That's great. Some of them are family. Some of them are friends. Some of them are my husband's family.

Some of them are my family. Then there's a husband's family, right? Oh, okay. So yeah, you've been married how long?

Two and a half years almost. Wow. How long have you guys been together? Six and a half years.

Six and a half years. Are you obsessed with each other? I think we are. Well, from what I just saw.

That's the obsession. Maybe he's, yeah. I mean, he was obsessed enough to stick his nose up your ass while you were farting.

I think that's great. That's pretty obsessed. We're pretty special together. Yeah, we're very comfortable.

No, that's cool. That's really nice. That is. That's really nice.

And you're a very cute couple. And it's nice that you work together and that you share your sex life, you know, parts of your sex life.

This is your sex life. I mean, you know, you're naked. You stick your nose up your ass. You know, I'm sure you do different things in private,

but still this is a part of your sex life and you're sharing it. It's so intimate with people. Nice?

No, no. You know, you're really doing a service to the farting community. Okay.

And, you know, it's one of those funny things everybody does it, but people don't, you know, they're trying to try to keep it away.

And actually I'm one of those people, you know, I don't know. So armpit fetish. There's another one.

So yeah, most of my website, I mean, most of what I do in general is about like how the human, sexualizing what we think of as being dirty

things about the human body. So armpit. So, you know, foot fetish, feet are sweaty as fetish.

That's where we poop from. We fart from armpits where we sweat. Right. Now I'm actually going to see your armpit.

Yeah. No, I don't see sweat. Well, I mean, it's, it's a video. So hard to see.

It's not like dribbling down there. But no, no, it's not like, like, you know, just leaking buckets of sweat. But the smell, I mean, you know,

there's a lot of pheromones in sweat. And so, you know, it's very, for some people, the sense of smell is very erotic. Yes.

Well, it's there. It's definitely in the armpit. Both the male and the female armpit are very erotic zones and can be very sexy.

So you, you have, is that a popular thing? Not as popular as the farting, maybe because other people offer armpits as well. Yeah.

It's not as popular as some of my farting and butt stuff, but it is still, I enjoy it. We actually, that's one of the things we actually, I actually do do a lot.

I, you know, my personal life, like Teri will come like clean my armpits when I'm sweaty and I'll, we'll smell each other like when we're having sex.

Yeah. That is a little bit more of a common thing. Sounds like bonobos. Yeah.

Yeah. And I mean, some people might not want to do it when you're sweaty, but they might like licking armpits

and kissing armpits when you're clean. I think a lot of people, I might be one of those people. I think a lot of people that go work out love that.

Yeah. Well, the working out. Sweaty. Oh, I'd prefer clean,

but I like armpits. I think armpits are sexy. Yeah. She likes armpits.

She's got an armpit fetish. Do you like them shaved or do you like them hairy? Well, I mean, it depends on the gender of the person.

Well, I, I mean, I guess for women, I like them shaved or I mean, I don't have much hair on my armpit.

I really, I don't know. I shave it a little, but not much. I don't shave mine, but I do have just a little bit of.

Can we see yours? No. You have a nice armpit. It's very private.

Well, let's look at Kelsey's armpit in her video. Are we queued up for that? Do we have, we have a star nine?

I think you've had her on before. Who's this? Star nine. Star nine.

This is okay. This is a girl. I don't know if we have. You'll see her.

I had such a great time with you tonight. I know that was really fun. I didn't, I didn't think that, you know,

just going for a walk was gonna. Yeah. It's nice to watch the sunset together. Yeah.

You're so tall compared to me. Only taller women. Oh my goodness. Wow.

I'm taller than you know. You like this little girl girl stuff. Max is more happy about this one. The farting one was a little scary, right Max?

No, that's all right. This is nice. This is nice. This is pretty, pretty girls and short skirts and short skirts.

You know, making out. Important factor, short skirts. Yes. We're gonna get to the armpits in here.

Yeah. We were waiting for the armpit. This is the foreplay here. No, no, you gotta have foreplay before you hit the arms.

Pits. Right. Pits. I'm guessing you're gonna get under her pit first

because you're the shorter one, right, Kelsey? I think so. That's happened. It just seems like a natural.

There, there, wait. One point she's going to like lift up her hair. What was that? I bet she'll never get it.

That's her armpits. Yeah, kind of drink. Really? Oh, this is the moment of truth.

Just the beautiful shaved armpit. It's so smooth. Lots of pheromones come out there. It's kind of this like secret place.

Most people never even notice. And it's my favorite. Wow. Oh, wow.

I'm starting to develop a fetish for armpits if I didn't have one before. Each time feels good anywhere. I hope she didn't wear deodorant, you know.

No, I always have them wipe it off. It's better if you have an armpit fetish to start off wearing deodorant. No, no, no.

Really? Yeah. Whoever's armpit fetish. No deodorant.

That's an important, helpful hint. Yeah, she got a little bit of a workout. You could put a little wine there or something. Wine up your armpits?

I don't know. Not for me. I'm Italian. No wine.

Put a little vino on it. No, I don't want to put wine on my armpit. Look at that. Sexy.

Oh, is it tickle? Exactly. A little wet and warm tongue in there. If you want to know how to lick armpits,

this is very instructive. Excellent video. So Max has an armpit fetish now, huh? I'm getting there.

I am getting there. As he said earlier, he has a girl fetish. I have an idea. He likes women.

So he's seeing two girls and he likes them, basically. I don't care what they're doing. Who's shooting this? Is this your husband shooting this?

It's quite nice. Yeah, he shoots all my videos. Yeah, it's very nice. Very intimate.

Very intimate. Sort of like Max Cam, the old Max Cam. And you know, this reminds me of the feeding fetish. It's like they're eating each other up.

Yeah, totally. It's very cannibalistic. Cannibalistic. It feels very primal.

Would you like something to drink? Maybe some wine? It's funny, we were talking about food and now she's asking for wine.

For wine, see that? See? It goes together. That's very bonobo.

Bonobos like to combine food and sex. That was very nice. Armpits. Yeah, it was great.

Yeah, armpit licking. That was very nice. So Kelsey, obsession. Right.

I'm sipping on my penis straw. This is not small penis humiliation. This is just me being thirsty. Although that is a fetish.

And oh my goodness, there's so many fetishes here. Balloon fetish, belly fetish. Is this all fetishes she has on her side? Yeah, yeah.

Jesus. Yeah, I've done. I mean, I've been shooting videos for five years, so I don't want to say I've tried everything

because there's a million fetishes, but I've tried a lot of shit. It looks like a dwell. Sneeze and snot fetish.

I don't even want to see that one, okay? But I can imagine. Honestly, it's just me blowing my nose into tissues and I want to see the tissues.

It could get dirtier, but that's about as far as I could go. Right, I don't want to see that. There's certain things I don't really want to see. Interesting, interesting.

I mean... But listen, the beauty of humanity is... Diversity. Diversity.

And the ideal is the enemy of the real. And of course the ideal is that none of this stuff really happens, but the reality of it is that it happens everywhere and in every household in one form or another.

And one of the reasons that people in the sex business industry education is that we bring these things out so everybody gets very upset with us.

But it's really very... very much like the reality of our condition. I mean, some of these fetishes just take very normal body functions that we have deemed to be improper

and it just takes them out of the closet and eroticizes them. And some people do that in their fantasies and they feel very alone

until they find websites like Kelsey's and some people of course get corrupted by Kelsey. They didn't even know they had a farting fetish until her ass went in her face.

It goes both ways, I know, I know. We influence each other. I'm sure you've been influenced by your fans and you influence them.

Absolutely, yeah. And that's what makes the world go round. We share. What's not so cool about doing this website

is that it's like it's really... it's such a like... synchronicity is not the right word. There's a word I'm looking for

but where it's just this mesh of, you know, kind of my openness and these ideas that they give me and then I kind of work with them and then we...

it's kind of this back and forth between me and my fans. It's very like organic. Like I didn't just come up with the idea to do all these things.

Yeah. People wanted these things and I was willing to try them out. No, I didn't think they all came out

of your Pandora's box of a head but some of them may be but I'm sure that they do come from your fans.

As many of my ideas come from my clients and my knowledge about the fantasy world

and about the sexual world. We learn from each other and it is something that isn't spoken about

even on the pages of Cosmo or Men's Health. You know, they don't talk about farting fetishes. Maybe they will next year

and they'll interview Kelsey. Well, speaking of which we want to continue this interview and yet now is our time

we're going to take a little break but we're going to come back with Bonoboville Communion. I hope some of my...

some people in my crew will help me out here. And Kelsey, do you have anything to take communion with?

I can grab something. All right. Do you remember Bonoboville Communion? Do you remember how we do it?

With the salt and the libation. The librarian. Kelsey reminds me

of a librarian gone you know, wild. She does. Librarian gone wild.

Right, you should do a little fetish video like that. I mean, you look like that in a lot of your stuff. Anyway, we're very excited to come back

with Kelsey Obsession. So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

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broadcasting live Dr. Susie.TV on your boob tube in your hard drive.

And it's time for Bonoboville Communion. We are here in studio

with our lovely staff members. Wow, that sounds like something phallic

staff member, right? But these are very, very feminine women. We are talking about Donningstar.

Except we have no mic for her. Okay, here we go. Donningstar. And

Omaya. I like calling her Omaya. Omaya Mia.

All right. Well, you ladies were the stars of last week's show. And

you're all dressed up. Now you're slightly dressed down a little bit. Looking cute, you know. And you got your nerdy look on

and you got your kind of earth mama look. Yes. Looking good, you know. And we have our guest,

Kelsey. There she is. And Kelsey has her polka dot look.

My polka dots. Nice. Nice. And I just it's like they look

like the exact same pattern as the wall. The camouflage. It's amazing.

I love it. You got to do a little dance up there with the top on. I think we're getting a little confused and then it's to come off.

Well, that is true. We are getting to the Bonoboville Communions section of the show.

And we have a new libation here in Bonoboville. In fact, we have a new bottle.

Can you do that? Do you have nails that can open up? There we go. Oh, Maya. Thank you.

Take it off. Oh, yeah. There she goes. See, that's my fetish is the sound of a dirty tequila

bottle opening. It's a new session for the list. So this stuff tastes really good.

It is infused with pineapple and cinnamon. And it is very nice tequila.

So we have some little shot glasses here. And what do you have over there, Kelsey?

Not something quite as exciting. I don't really drink alcohol. OK, well, that's fine. So do you have like

your apple juice, little girl? You have milk and cookies. I have my water right here. You have your water.

Is something in your water? H2O molecules. Oh, well, at least it's not fart molecules. No, fart molecules, no.

Right. No fart molecules. So you don't do any drinking. I just rarely, you know,

I like to drink like mudslides at TGI Fridays. Like, that's about it. Got it. This is not TGI Fridays. No.

This is Bonoboville, though. And if we were there, we might convince you. I don't know. I probably would if I was with you guys.

I don't even have alcohol in my house. You don't have alcohol in your house. Don't hold it. Well, you could hold it.

You can sniff it. Smell like farts? No. Smells delicious. I can smell that.

We have our salt here. And so you're going to do the ritual without, and we have our boobies, right? Yes, we do.

We have our boobies. I have a booby. I don't know about the other boobies here. Are we pulling them out? There she goes.

We're pulling them out. Boobalicious time. Yes, you can pull them. You can pull your top up.

Or off. Or out. Is that better? There you go.

There we go. All right, there they are. All right. You have salt over there.

You also are not on a salt diet. All right, no, actually I got red salt. I'll do your ritual without the alcohol. And this just goes to show

you're going to do your own boob, right? I don't know. I don't remember how we do this, so I got to see you guys do it. You have to leave.

Terry's here, he can do it on me. There you go. Oh, Terry's there. Oh, cool, let's have Terry do it.

Terry's not wearing a shirt right now either. All right, well then, more nipples. Just come say hi to everyone. Also, Terry's boobs are out too.

Here's my boobs. I see your armpit. Where are the nipples? There we go.

This is for Harry armpit fans. Harry armpit fans, okay. I think you have to move a little bit over.

Yep, there you go. Okay, there we go. Lean back into his armpit. Why am I armpit focused tonight?

All right. So new fetish. So here we go. So you don't remember how to do it?

Is that it? Yeah, I got to see you guys. See monkey do. Do you ladies want to start?

Who's ready for their first dirty tequila shot of the night? I'll do it first this time. Dawn is very ready for this.

She's practiced now. There she goes. And now goes the salt. And

over the Maya nipple. No, no, no. Now you take the lick. Now you take the lick.

Now you take the shot. There we go. Yes. Are you getting the idea there?

Are you getting the idea there? Cut it. Those are nice boobies. Yeah.

There we go. Now we have Maya going down on Dawn's ample

nipples. All right. So there you go. That's it.

Your turn. So your turn. Oh, there we go. We missed it.

Okay, here we go. So he gets the nipple wet. And now we apply

the communion. And your shot. Nice shot of H2O. You know?

Drunk on armpits. Yep, now you. Getting pheromone. Oh, your hairy nipples all over my mouth.

Gross. Gross. No, he's not into nipple play. He doesn't even care about his nipples.

He does not. Well, you could do it on his cock. That would be better. That is done.

That is a done thing. You can do Bonoboville communion off of different parts of the body. Okay, I missed them.

I put a lot on there. Yeah, you did. You got to get that salt out of the hair. Well, now it's all wet.

It's like the rainforest. Just over here. Well, you guys look adorable together. I hope you stay there.

I think my girls here have a couple questions for you. Yes, I have a question for Kelsey. Yes.

Out of all the videos that you've made, do you have a favorite fetish topic to make more videos for your sites?

Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say, I don't know if I have a favorite fetish, per se,

but what I love is, I love when I have a model here who I'm super attracted to, because then I'll just be like,

oh my God, I just want to put my mouth everywhere on you. And then I'll just put myself doing that. So it's really like, to me, it's about

the attraction with the person. When I'm with someone I'm attracted to, I'll fucking do all kinds of things. There's a pussy in the

picture here. Yes, Mrs. Golgo should be the star of the show. Look at this. Look at this pussy here. So how about you, Terry?

You know, fetishes are more of a guy thing anyway. I mean, not totally. Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus.

And some girls have fetishes, but guys tend to have more things they like to do or objects they like to focus on

or body parts. Yeah. What was the question again? What do you like?

What do I like? Well, my main thing is girls' buttholes. Girls' buttholes, all right?

There you go. No, none of this depends on the girl. It's the butthole.

But yeah, no. So when I met him, he's like, oh, I'm into anal. And I was like, okay, I mean, I've never tried it or I tried it once and hated it.

But I was like, okay, fine, you like anal sex, we'll try to do that. But like within like three months, I was like, holy shit, you have like a fetish.

I've never seen anyone like so into buttholes. Wow. And so, you know, how about that farting video?

Was that something that you really enjoyed, the farting? Yeah, I do enjoy licking the asshole and the farting is

I've come to like it more from shooting it. It wasn't initially something I had ever even thought of. But we had, like I said,

a fan requested it and it worked out and I've come to enjoy it myself. If he has his tongue on a butthole, he's happy.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, do I like licking a butthole more than I like sticking my dick in it?

You know, it's like, it's a tie, you know? So I like the farting too. It's a tie with all the other stuff, you know? It's all part of the butthole.

Obsession. You think you're obsessed with buttholes? I mean, particularly Kelsey's, but maybe in general? I guess you could say that.

Yeah, of anything. Secondarily, it would be like smelling, you know, I like what she doesn't

shower and stuff when armpits are stinky and stuff like that too. Her armpits also. Yeah, we do that.

We like each other's dirty smells. You like his dirty smells? Yeah. Not as much as he likes mine, but I do like his.

Yeah, which body part? All of them? Yeah, pretty much everything like me. We stink each other's,

wherever there's hair and crevice or something. No, but my favorite smell in your body is actually, so he's like, okay, he's circumcised,

but it's like three quarters of the way circumcised, so he has like part of it goes, it's like they missed. So it's like part of it, it's still like a touch. A glad, yeah.

Yeah, and there's like, it gets like, when he's sweaty, it like smells more in there and it kind of smells like a chick's, like vagina smell only, like your penis smells,

so that's my favorite smell. Wow, that was very intimate. But yeah, I would never like, I didn't like hear that I was like,

wow, actually when I got off of birth control, my sense of smell went way up. Yeah. Yeah, sex.

Really? Are you trying to have a baby? No, no. I was reading about some of the harm, the problems with taking birth control pills for a long time.

Oh pills, so you use a different form of birth control? No, well, he just pulls out and we've been doing that for three years. Ah, the pull out method.

He's really good at it. Or he fucks you in the butt. There you go. That's a method. Butthole sex doesn't lead to babies

unless it drips along. Pull out method as far as like, the myth is, you know, for a guy to jerk off before you have sex,

and that's typically going to leave residual semen inside your urethra, which can leak out, which would lead to

pre-come impregnation, which I try to urinate or not

come at all prior to having sex by a few hours at least. There's no sperm in there. So there's nothing in the tube

that pull out works. We've also looked in something about there's a study of any actual sperm in pre-come

and there's not. And so it's work for us, just avoiding having any kind of semen in my penis prior to having sex.

Do not try this at home as birth control. It works for them and they love each other and if they happen to

have something, pre-come pre-come sometimes does contain sperm.

Sometimes it does. You can't judge that as absolutely full-proof. People do get pregnant.

But we're comfortable with that. But you're okay with that. You're natural people and you'll then do

pregnancy fetish videos, right? That's one place I won't go. You have

your limits. Wow, interesting. So you have your limits, but you will do

you will do let's see. I mean, giant tests. How do you do giant tests? You're such a little thing.

It's pretty funny. I know. I use a train set figurines. They're like little tiny,

centimeter tall little figures and I'm like, I'm going to eat you. I'm going to fart on you. I'm going to stick you up my ass. It's funny because

I'm not used to being tall, so it's kind of cool. Wow. Yeah, I guess so. They loved the idea

of being shrunk down. Usually forcibly, I tricked them into it or they're my ex-boyfriend. I just like use the magic on them

and then they just like all of a sudden they're tiny and then I torture them usually with my butthole just my butthole sticking in it or farting on them.

Sometimes crushing them with my feet, but they like to be like, oh no. But then there was also Prince Charles. I don't know if you guys

maybe a little young, but Prince Charles used to fantasize that he was a tampon. Really?

He wanted to be a tampon inside of Camilla. Camilla's

pussy. He wanted to be right in there and he wanted to be small. Sometimes it's a horrifying thing

and sometimes it's very comforting. I don't know. Maybe Prince Charles liked being horrified. That is super funny.

I actually made a video where I pretended like I pulled a tampon out of my box and I was like pulled it out and there was a little tiny guy inside

and I was like, oh this is a weird tampon. I'll just put it in and then I put it in my pussy. So I guess that was the video for him. There you go.

I didn't even know. I can perform for Prince Charles. And we have also let's see, we did the sneeze and snot

spanking fetish. Do you guys like to spank? I've been getting into it more recently actually. I was never really getting into it before

but recently I've been liking what kind of pain. You like pain? A little bit. Just a little. Right. And how do you feel about giving pain?

Terry. Oh, you. Yeah, I mean it works for her so I don't have a problem with it.

It doesn't hurt me other than you know, emotionally, you know, this hurts me, it's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. It's cool

because she likes it. It's just more like rough and abrasive sex I would say. She likes it rough sometimes.

Yeah. Yep. So other questions here? That was my question.

That was your question. Okay. You covered your question. Small penis humiliation. How do you do that? I mean, I could do it right now with

my straw I guess. So I mean, if I had my straw hurting me, I'd be like, wow, this straw is bigger than your dick.

Right. I can't feel it. See, what I love about these fetishes is I love doing shit that you're not supposed to do.

You're not supposed to tell a guy. I've never done that in real life and I never would because I'm a nice person. Which is why it's fun to just come up

with all kinds of creative ways to be like here's how your dick's not good enough. They like to see things compared to it, like holding up a tube

of chapstick. You're like, I don't know. I think your dick's a little bit smaller than this. And by the way, you know what? You think I would feel that in my fucking pussy?

A lot of times, oh, white guys love to have their dick, their small white dick, compared to a BBC.

Right. Yes. And do you do that in your videos? Do you do the comparison? I've used a dildo before.

I've done that. I actually have a really small, tiny dildo and sometimes I'll compare it to or I'll have a strap on.

I'll be like, look, my dick is bigger than yours. And it's just humiliation. It's, you know, it demasculate demasculate.

Yeah, emasculation. And how do you feel about emasculating all these, you know, poor, emasculated guys out there?

I mean, they are asking for it. They're asking for it. I wouldn't do it like, just to be mean. I mean, I might think it in my head,

but I would never say it. But, you know, hey, if they're paying for it. Or sometimes they don't even have a small dick, they just want to hear it.

That is true. That is true. There is almost a wave of small dick

that is overtaking men in the world, I think, because, you know, and I'm a big fan of porn

and especially, of course, freedom of speech, but I think that, you know, as men watch more and more porn and that becomes their

sex education tool and they start at a young age and there's no other sex education tool at school that shows them

like, you know, the average size penis, they see these giant penises that are featured in porn and, of course, even if there's this average,

they think they're tiny. Oh, yeah. And then they become obsessed with

wondering if they're tiny and then it becomes a turn on to hear

a girl say, you know what? You know, you're tinier than my straw. And even though

they haven't, I mean, I've known guys that are even a little bigger than average that have this desire and it's interesting

because most women don't want to deal with it in real life.

As you don't, you wouldn't want to deal with it in real life. So these guys, they are populating the fetish sites

and the phone sex sites galore. It's like a, I don't know, it's like a million man march

or something. A million small penis march. A million small penis march, you know? There's something there.

A million small... it's their marching and some of them are marching

over to you. So, okay. And... Coming your way.

Right. Right, I'm looking at some of these other amazing fetishes here. Balloon fetish.

What do you, do you have any balloons there that you can blow up? I don't, on me. Balloon fetishes, it's actually

a really diverse fetish. Balloon fetishes are super particular in what they like. Some of them like to see girls just blow up a balloon, just blow it up.

Some of them like to see you blow it up till you pop it. Some of them like to see you pop it with heels or with pins or with your nails. Others of them

almost like cuddle with the balloons. They're like your friends. So there's a lot of different versions of balloon fetish. And I've only dabbled in it a little bit.

It hasn't been too popular with my fans for whatever reason, but actually, one request that I've gotten several times and I've done it a few times

is actually to fart on a balloon. Well, you are the farting queen. But hey, I tried it and it was fun.

Farting on a balloon. Like making the balloon my fart slave. I'm forcing the balloon to smell my farts. Now, I think you could fart in a balloon

and then give it to somebody to do something to that. That's a good idea for a clip. So,

I don't know. I feel like the spanking thing, face sitting, is that one of your favorites or

I like. Well, I prefer I like to be faced at. I prefer to be under than on top, but I will also

not mind that either. Yeah. You prefer to be under. Under a girl face sitting me.

Oh, under a girl face sitting you. I'd always like to be under. Now, what if you were doing 69 with Terry here?

If you were doing 69, would you want to be under or over? Me or her? If he's 69, I'm on top because I'm smaller

and he would crush me otherwise. Well, there you go. Or we're side to side. I actually like that. Yeah, laying on the side is good too.

I have to prop myself up too much on top. Now, do you do like webcam or do you only do videos?

We only do videos. I tried webcam for a while. It just wasn't my thing. I really just like making videos. Yeah, you don't like the one on one so much.

I'm very particular with men and when I'm it's like, I don't want to pretend like I'm into someone that I'm not and so it's like I just, the live interaction

is just not my gig. If it was chicks, I would be all the fuck over that. Right, right, right. No, it's mostly men.

Well, we have some chicks here including Omaya who likes chicks. And Dawn seems to kind of like chicks.

She's got an equal opportunity. But anyway, so what could you guys do for us? Can you do a spanking or a face

sitting or anything? We just would like to watch you a little bit. Oh,

do you want to like do some like slapping slapping slapping.

Yeah, be violent with me. Spank her. She likes it. Yeah, let's do it. Be violent with me.

Back, so you guys can see a little better. Okay, this is what I'm into lately. Yeah, show it.

Move in a back. Okay, this is all consensual FYI. Oh, well, you're asking for it, obviously.

But now we're going to this is kind of scary a little bit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, there's a kiss. Big kiss. And my snaps her face. Do not try this at home

boys and girls. Only if they want to. Ladies and gentlemen. And now he's doing that choking.

Don't try this at home either. Oh, yeah.

She does like a rough. I guess so. Tits slapping. Okay.

Somehow I'm better with that. I can handle that better than the choking. Probably because it won't kill her. I would guess that's why

I'm better with that. Here comes the choking again. She likes to get mad. Yeah.

Someone to take control. She does because she's a real entrepreneurial girl. Oh, here comes the panties down

and there is the famous Kelsey obsession butthole. This is the butthole obsession.

Yeah. Woo. Yes. Oh, look at that.

That is a nice butthole, right? We know how they're going to finish off. Mm-hmm. Unless they want to finish

now. No. Wow. Wow.

All right. Let's have some applause. Woo. Slap around session. I must admit I enjoy

it more on the butt and the boobs than the face. And the choking.

I get nervous but some people that's what they like about it. That it's so dangerous. Is that what you like about it, Kelsey?

I like the shock factor of it. It's like, what the fuck did you just do that? I mean, he would never do that. No, I know.

He's a sweet guy. He's a bonobo boy. Really rough sex. And it actually left me with...

He didn't punch me, he was slapping me, but it left me with slight black eyes. Oh my God. Right.

People could get the wrong idea. That's true. You better not die, Kelsey, or he will get the electric chair.

People in court don't understand that stuff. I know. Yeah. But you guys are a beautiful couple.

And it does take a lot of trust to do that. And I mean, it is a beautiful thing

that they share. I just don't want any of my awkward clumsy listeners trying that at home. Only tried

if you've talked about it a lot. Only if it works for them. Well, I think you should take a class in it. They have classes in it now.

And I mean, you can learn about it. You can, you know, really treat it as

an extreme sport. It's like skydiving. You wouldn't go skydiving without learning how to do it.

Well, don't be choking your partner without taking a skydiving lesson. Oh, I mean, choking somewhere.

Don't listen to me. Don't do it at all. But in any case, at least some skydiving lessons need to be

under way here. Here is Max on the microphone. Test, test, test that microphone. Okay.

We're winding into the last 10 minutes of the show. And this has been a real focus on Kelsey.

It's been great. We've been obsessed with Kelsey. Kelsey has been our obsession tonight. I learned a lot.

I learned a lot too, actually. And actually, her other name is Kelsey Education. That's her other name.

I have a blog and podcast at KelseyEducation.com. Yeah, well, I think, you know, you're very educational

when you're being obsessional. You're educating us about obsessions. So I just wanted to say to welcome

Kelsey to Bonoboville. And I just want to explain a little bit. Bonoboville,

which we've been working on for almost a year now, is really an instrument to not only educate people about

Bonobos, but to raise funds for them, because they're very endangered species.

And what is that? A black cock there? What is that? Where's the black cock? Oh, there!

Oh, it was the cat's tail. Oh, that's funny. It would be a hairy black cock. So

I really want you guys to use it up and promote through it and help us make it grow so that we can

pass on some of this wealth and richness and goodness

to our little friends in the Congo there. And so thank you for joining. And

yeah, that's it. Yeah, you can promote all your shit in Bonoboville. I mean, I shouldn't use that word

with you. You can promote your farts. Yeah, I mean, you won't have too many competitors.

I don't think there's anybody else promoting their farting clips in Bonoboville. That would be the first farting

promotion. She can own that. Now the armpits you might have some competition. I think there's

some other armpits there. And there's a few, right? And none like Kelsey.

And the face sitting, and the foot fetish, of course, hairy, hairy, hiccup fetish. Now you give yourself the hiccups? Or do you just

when you accidentally get the hiccups, you say, okay, quick, film me. I don't know how to make them do it, otherwise there would be more videos of it because it's actually pretty popular.

it's one of those things. I don't know how you make it happen. Well, what you do is, you know, you just have your phone camera

and when you get the hiccups, Terry just films you with the hiccups. With the hiccups. Yeah, that would be it.

That's what you got to do. I don't know how you can you can make hiccups happen. Have you had sex while having hiccups? I

I hear it feels very good for the guy if you have hiccups and you're Yeah, it's like squeezing your

because you squeeze your stomach. And it kind of tightens it up for him. Oral sex is probably good. I learned that.

I haven't tried it out though, so you just wait for the hiccups. Let's wait for those hiccups to come. Now jeans fetish is one

and we got some jeans here. Look at this. Sexy jeans. Super tight.

Real jeans, not those fake pain on jeans. Right. And and we got

peeing. Toilet fetish. I've heard of that fetish. We've heard of it.

What do we got here? CC. I relate to Kelsey's style.

Oh, I know it. She likes the choking because CC was once a slave. She was a kept woman.

She likes to be dominated too. Right. She likes to be dominated and choked like that. Right. There's a lot of people that like that.

And yes. Learn about safety for all newbies. Yes. Hi CC. We're all saying hi to you.

I thought she was going to cut her tonight, but she's not. But you know. We're having a nice quiet night with the farting queen. Yes. Thank you.

Thank you. No. No. No, these guys are really great.

This was really. Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to show me when I'm doing that. Really good.

That's pretty good. Pretty good. Practice. I'm an old radio woman.

I know these sound effects. Let's see. Toilet. Is toilet any more than peeing? Toilet fetish.

There's a few things that I do on that. One is like, either me or... Toilet slavery is a big fetish.

That can go from mild to super extreme. I don't go to the super extreme level.

But more mild would be I go pee on the toilet and then I have a girl on a leash and I make her lick my pussy after I pee.

So she's like being my toilet paper. That sounds great. Actually, Max kind of likes that. I like that.

He'd be another dog. He would be the male dog along with the female dog and you could share everything.

With your doggies. No problem. Nice. Okay, so

let's see. We're just about done now, I think. Kelsey, we have had just a wonderful

hour and a half with you. It's been lots of fun. And Terri, we also have had fun with you

and we want to do this again. It's so easy to do now. You're just over there. So anytime you

She come down. I know, we don't wake up to L.A. very often. We're only in Orange County, but it's like we just don't go to L.A.

Oh, you're in Orange County? I thought you were in Arizona or something. No, we're in California. But yeah, no, we just don't go

up to L.A. because We got to import you. When we're downstairs in our new space,

we're going to have an opening and you've got to come to the opening. We're going to have a nice opening. So we've got this

cool new space, which is actually closer to Orange County. Okay, cool. By three blocks.

One exit. Anyway, it's the new Bonoboville. And Terri, you should join Bonoboville too. Or do you like,

do you operate for Bonoboville thing? I'll see what's up with her account. You should join

by yourself. It seems like your cat should have one too. Your pussy should join too, yeah. You should have a separate account for your pussy.

She's an attention whore. She just wants to be the star of the show. Aww, show us your pussy. Now, will you draw the line?

I noticed that you go from A to T. There is no Z. No zoophilia. So, I mean, do people ever ask you

to do things with the pussy? And you won't? Oh my God, I've been asked to do fucking all kinds of crazy shit.

Animals are always a no. Yeah. No to animals. She said no poop also.

You said no poop, right? Yeah. How about pulling that beautiful hair? Hair point?

Can you give her a quick hair point? I love her hair, by the way, yeah. Look at that hair. We want to see it in a nice hair point.

You have to pull up on the back, though, to make it look good. Do you have any videos being tied up or anything?

I'm more dominant in most of my videos because the fetish market is really more about dominant females. But personally, I'm more submissive,

so I kind of go back and forth, but no, I don't have a whole lot of fun. It's good to be balanced. Thank you.

You seem like you are. I would say you're doing great with your education and your obsession. Educated.

I've been educated by Kelsey. I want to thank everybody. I want to thank, of course, Maya.

Oh, Maya. Gracias. And O'Don. And Donningstar.

And both of these ladies are available for telephone sex therapy. Maybe someday you'll do Webcast. Someday, yes.

If somebody asks you to fart, I don't know if you'll do that. We'll send them over to Kelsey. I can't do that on demand.

I learned today from Kelsey. What did you learn? To fart. For those that like it.

You never knew anybody would like it. The armpit, too. That was new to me. Oh, really?

That was new. You didn't know people like armpits. And she made it look very sexy. Yeah. I'm the kind of girl that tries everything once.

I don't know if you'll try the... Oh, try it out. Let me know. If I find somebody that likes it, why not try it?

If they want me to, I would try that. You just have to make some of those beans. Oh, I would. If that's what you want, I'll do that.

I'm coming up there next time. I'll sit on you, too. Okay. We got a deal.

Dawn, are you... Are you inspired to incorporate farting or armpits into your sex life? No.

No armpits even? Well, maybe without the deodorant. Without the deodorant. It's always got to be without deodorant.

You don't want a mouthful of deodorant. Or even to sniff the deodorant. I'm more of an armpit sniffer myself. I'm not really a liquor.

But the sniffing... I won't sniff the deodorant, but I'll sniff it. You would sniff the deodorant?

Yeah, but I wouldn't lick it. Everyone's got their yeses and nos. And that's what we explore here on the Dr. Susan Block Show.

Thank you so much, Kelsey Obsession. How do we find you? How do we find her? You can find me on Twitter at Kelsey Obsession.

Check out my fetish website at Kelsey Obsession.net. And then some of our other sites, if you love girls farting, check out FartFantasy.net. There's thousands of videos

of girls farting. FartDom.net. Girls dominating guys with their farts, forcing them to lick them and smell them.

Kind of like that video you saw me doing. And then lesbianasswership.net is our girls licking each other's butt holes. And I am found on all of those.

Yeah. And can you reach all of those through Kelsey Obsession.net? No, each of those has its own link.

Test. Test. Well, you're a very complex woman. But anyway, we're trying to link to you where we can.

So, okay. So, thank you. Thank you, Terry. And thank you, Max.

Well, yeah, hi. I'm having a little problem with my microphone here. Yeah, I hear you loud and clear. Yeah, do you? Yeah, I do.

Because I don't hear it. I hear you. You're having trouble with your headset, Max. No, I'm not having no. Well, because I keep hearing you saying,

test, test, test, test. But I don't hear myself. Well, I know, but everyone else does. Everyone.

Right. It's sort of like singing in the shower where everybody's outside. I hear you guys loud and clear. Really? Yeah.

You don't hear yourself? Hardly. That's crazy. And the reason why. We have crazy technology here. The reason why is, look at this.

I'm Kelsey obsession. Kelsey obsession. You're my obsession. I do, I do.

I'm going to have to follow her now. I am already. We're going to have to stalk you now. I'm following you. Follow our obsession.

Yeah, okay. So, no, Max, we hear you. We do, we do. Max is in the house. He can hear himself.

No, I know. This is a perennial issue. Hello, hello. Hello, hello.

Well, yeah. See my fetishy outfit here. Mm-hmm. Sexy. Sexy lingerie.

Sexy sort of lazy fetish. Lowering it lower. Yeah.

Little butt fetish, whoops. There's a butt. There it is. Now it's there. Now can you hear it folks? Mm-hmm.

Speaking of butts. Oh, if I'm going to show my butt, everybody should show their butt. Now that's better. Now I can hear you.

I get too much stuff to list out. Oh, yeah. With the jeans and the jean fetish. I'm doing that.

Maya. Maya. Delicious. Woo!

Oh, yeah. Just for Kelsey. Well, we benefited even if it was for Kelsey.

The rest of us got to see it too. We've certainly seen Kelsey's butt and sometimes

seeing these fetish things, they inspire you to do it yourself. Looking at all that butt action inspired me to show my butt.

So, we're done. Really. So, thank you so much.

We got to go. We are going to get together again next time. Actually next Saturday night, brothers and sisters, our guests

are going to be Alexandra Silk, aka Silkie who does

the... who used to do the bailiff on Playboy TV. Court TV. Court TV, Judge Julie.

Test. And she was the test. Test. We hear you, Max. Just know.

We do hear you. I know, but you just know that it's part of the show. That you're saying, test, test. It's okay.

But, I mean, we have to acknowledge this because otherwise people will think that you're... There's a test going. There's a test that they're going to be tested.

They're going to be tested. A quiz, a pop quiz. Test of the emergency broadcasting session. I talk and I can't hear you.

I can't hear me. Well, I know, but that's a problem. But anyway, test, test, test. Testes, testament, last will.

If I manipulate my microphone and pull it in and out, then it works better. We're way over time.

But, we're going to have Alexandra Silk and Luke Wilder next week. Alexandra Silk of Sex Court with Judge Julie

on Playboy TV. They're going to be here next week. And they have a project called Sex Across America, Brothers and Sisters.

So, we're going to have some fun with that. And in the meantime, you know, have some fun yourself. Okay?

Make like bonobos. You know, try a little armpit sex. Right? I mean, if you're into the farting,

I'm not exactly recommending it, but hey, I mean, to each his own, I mean, you know. Slapping, I'm a little bit like, don't try that at home.

The farting is not going to hurt you. But slapping could break a jaw. You know, be careful about that. Knock out a tooth.

But a lot of people enjoy this sort of thing. I like spanking too. Test. Little titty slapping, you know, spanking, all good.

But the face slapping, and yet, there's so many people that are into it. And I find, interestingly, that a lot of porn stars are into it.

I think they're into it partly because, hey, you know, just keep pushing the envelope. That's one reason.

But also because it's my face. I'm on camera. It's one of the reasons porn stars love to give blowjobs and love to do bukkake.

It's because they want their face to be seen. So slapping, ouch. Stop that.

I still wouldn't do it. I like to be seen, too. But not that much. Don't slap me, honey.

Please. Test. They did seem to balance it, though, with the kissing.

They know how to do it. They were like a ballet. If you're going to do it, do it like a dance.

It's like total control. It's a beautiful thing. It really is. I'm not saying

that people can't do it in a beautiful way, even the choking. It's just that, you know, I know my listeners are kind of flutsy.

And all I can say is if you go overboard and the fuzz lugs you in,

then you don't have a hope by saying, oh, she wanted it. Oh, yeah, right. Okay, so don't do it.

All right, so make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Peace through pleasure. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you.

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