Ron Jeremy Interview with Dr Susan Block

Full transcript of Ron Jeremy Interview with Dr Susan Block on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

So, here we are back at the Hollywood Show broadcasting live with our friend Ron Jeremy. They put you next to Girls and Corpses. Is that because you had a near-death experience? That would be a logical thing to do.

Only a PhD could think of that joke, and that's why you thought of that joke. Actually, Girls and Corpses. Well, if I ever die, I would have a lot of girls around me, that's the damn sure. I came pretty close, actually, you know.

That's why you won the Dr. Susan Block.TV award for 2013 for most miraculous recovery. You've got to come collect it. First of all, you're Jewish and I'm Jewish. Let's make the mic Jewish.

Get it? Come on! That's funny, you bastards. Let me give you a rim shot.

I'll make the mic Jewish. I thought you just made an unsafe sex. You're Jewish, girl. I am a Jewish girl.

Happy Hanukkah. Okay, now, granting... Kosher Salami right here. Full time to the Christian folks.

If you play nice Christian songs to a lovely Christian girl, you've got to shot at it later on. That's what I was telling Roy Karch when he brought out his harmonica. It's like a big thing now with you guys, playing the harmonica at conventions.

I've got a big thing in my pants, but listen, you don't got to shot at nothing if you're going to be playing Amazing Grace at this kind of convention to a girl. I think you're going to impress her. She might get teary-eyed and cry and want to call her parents.

It doesn't work. Amazing Grace doesn't work. You know, it's funny. I had a client that called me yesterday, a sex therapy client, who has cuckold fantasies

and he really wants to be cuckolded by you. Is that common? What is... I never answered the word cuckold.

It means... It means a cuckold is an old English term for a man whose wife has sex with other men. And it used to be that it was just cheating, but nowadays there's a lot of men who enjoy that.

They enjoy watching their woman with another man. My name is on a swing club in Portland, Oregon. It's called Ron Jeremy's Club Sesso. It's doing very, very, very well.

I go once a month and I have my rum in there. And I witness... You heard about that, right? And I actually...

They might bring the rum here tomorrow because their stores here sell it. But they... A lot... That happens a lot.

Or in vice versa. Yeah, where a guy wants his wife to do you. The guy's got to understand a very important fact that the whole hour of myth about the many wives of the one...

One guy... Now, I've never seen a case. I'm sure it exists somewhere. You being a PhD, this sort of thing.

You know better than I do. However, when you're in your 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, I've never seen a man have a more powerful drive. The girl could smoke him and his friends.

So when you go to these swing clubs, I see many cases of what you just said. The guy wants to see someone service his wife because he's not doing such a great job anymore. He's got an old, little bit of this problem, you know.

And because... Look, let's face the facts. You get to your 50s and 60s, she has a powerful sex drive. You don't.

So you have to resolve it in one way or another. Sometimes it works that way, although I do know young guys that are also turned on by the cuckold fantasy. Of course, you get a young guy.

That's a different story. Yeah, but... Sometimes the young guy want an older guy to do his girl, you know, because he'll learn a thing or two.

Listen, I'm an equal opportunity nookie. I'll take young guy, old guy, medium-sized guy, anybody can watch me play hide the bacon with his wife, girlfriend, best friend, next to her neighbor, piano teacher, pool girl.

And that's kosher bacon, right? Kosher bacon. Okay. So how do you have enjoying the Hollywood show, the Hollywood show since we're

Jewish? This is actually fun. Well, David Bertolino is a good friend of mine. I was going to play the judge and dethrone sex scandal, but, you know, because of

my ticking ill with an aortic dissection, as Jay Leno said on TV, that there were a dissection that doesn't even sound good, you know. It sounded good to have Jay Leno talk about you. Yeah, he did.

Just connected. They mentioned me at the Academy Awards. Yeah. Well, I mean, you're the essence of crossover.

So, you know, this, this Hollywood show, it's like it's been around for 30 years, and it's always been just mainstream, no, no adult. Now there's an adult representation. Ginger was there once.

Take it was there once. But now there's a whole room. Right. That's new.

It's a little bit of a ghetto, but still it's a whole room. You know, that's what she says. It's a ghetto when the producers are going around and the guys in charge are no one near to be heard, you know.

No, but sometimes you have a lot of fun in the ghetto. No, it's cool. It's cool. It's like the private room or something.

Do they validate parking? I think I'm screwed. What are you selling? I have t-shirts.

I have rolling... No, I didn't bring the rolling paper. Look at that rum. I got this here.

Oh, what do you got? A Valentine's thing. You know. It's panties inside there.

You know. If it's 20 bucks, you can buy the thing. I autograph it for the wife, girlfriend, whatever, you know. I'm trying to be a little creative.

It's not quite getting cuckolded by Ron, but close. Right, right, right. And so the guys they wanted me to be c- So what the guy was basically saying was,

I want Ron Gemmer to do my wife or girlfriend. Uh-huh. Yeah. Were they nice?

Were they nice looking? Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, this was a pretty young guy and the girl's pretty young and he would like you to cuckold his wife.

What should we do on your TV show? Would you want to watch? Yeah, I'd like to watch that. I'd like to see that.

Would you want to, um, participate? I would, you know, participate in my way. I mean, you actually did a little cuckolding in a way. When you came to my New Year's Eve show,

and I have pictures up on DrSuzi.TV right now showing you with Lila Storm, um, giving a good lesson in pussy licking while her husband was watching. Yeah, yeah.

I actually remember that. No, your shows are fun. I mean, you're- How can you mind an event like this?

A lot of good-looking girls, guys. Everybody's having sex, eating, drinking. I played the piano a couple of times. You did.

Ron Jeremy is not just a penis. He's a pianist and he's great. Yeah, so it was their fun parties. Love you, Ron.

You know, our good friend Al Goldstein just bit the big one. You know, I was- Penn Gillette was visiting him. Are they having a funeral?

No one's told me anything. I have not heard about a funeral yet. I'm sure they're going to have some, I don't know. How did he actually die?

I know that he was in a nursing home. He was yelling at the staff. They gave him an NG tube. He kept pulling it out.

So he can't be fed if you're going to keep pulling out your nasal gastro tube. So I don't know. I don't know either.

I know Penn was writing about it at a point when he was dying and everyone thought he was dead or some people. And so it was like Al's last joke. Me and Paul Fishbein, the former editor of AVN,

calls me on the phone. He's like, what's going on? We just heard that Penn wrote, I'm visiting my dying friend.

Right. You know he was dying, you know? Yeah, well he wasn't, but then he did. So Al was always full of surprises.

And we miss him because, you know... He should go down in history. He should go down on something. He should go down in history.

As a guy who did what Larry Flint did with people, Al did with corporate emblems and corporate insignias. He would make fun of the cabbage patch dolls, have them screw and get,

it's against the slaw, get it? Yeah. Pillsbury, Doughboy, Doughgirl have sex. They get a yeast infection.

He was a great freedom fighter. He won. So because of what Al did, Dunesbury did a whole routine about Joe Camel.

He loved, he loved, you know what? I just realized, I probably am showing my crotch to the world. Are you right on the world?

I am, but not much. You know, like just... Fuck the world, show it to me. She's a sexy mofo.

Look at this girl. She's opening her legs a little tiny bit. I think the reflection of the camera, I can see something.

You know, I don't want to get kicked out of the host. I can get a boner looking at that. And then your other part you played was giving election how to give a perfect blow job.

You had two parts in the movie and you haven't not been in any of the porn films. You remember much more of it than I do. I direct and wrote it.

You were the only ones, those were the only ones you ever did, right? No, no, I actually did, I played a radio show host on Taboo 4.

Ron Sullivan's film. No, Kurtie Stevens. Kurtie Stevens, right. And interviewed Jamie Gillis, right.

Who also passed away recently. Oh, a year or two ago. Yeah. Well, we're glad we still have you with us,

Ron, despite your proximity. I open heart surgery, so yeah. I just beat it. Good for you, darling.

Bye, my doll. Come on, say hi with me. Let's close the question. Yeah.