Fireworks of Sex Not Guns

Full transcript of Fireworks of Sex Not Guns on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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lawyers and connoisseurs, femdoms, comics, porn stars, and presidances. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus.

I love you, Jesus. Oh, we may or may not be children of Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma, Adonai, Elohimu. But, one thing we know, so far until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-Women? A-Women.

Oh, yes, indeed. I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block show. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves. And, yes, we are broadcasting live from Bonoboville.

The little church of Bonoboville, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed. And if it's live that you're hearing us right now, well, then I'm all dressed up. As you can see, I almost look like a Trump supporter.

I've got so much red, white and blue. But I'm a patriot, not a hatred. And it is, or the July week, if you're tuned in live right now. Yeah, happy, happy.

Oh, yeah. And I just want to say no hate, no fear. Immigrants are welcome here. Yes, indeed.

Can I get an amen? Amen. I wasn't so strong. Can I get an A-Women?

A-Women. I think the women understand. You need sometimes to escape, you know, when somebody's brutalizing you, whether it's your spouse or your government or gangs or American occupation.

Sometimes you've got to just flee for your life. So, that's what some people are doing. Yes, indeed. And I want to say three cheers and a bonobo beer for all the true Americans

protesting the evil, icy detention camps of Trump's creation. An extension, of course, of the evil, icy detention camps of Obama, but a much bigger extension. Yes, indeed.

But it is the 4th of July, and I'm just wrapping myself in the flag. Oh, especially since it's been under Phoenix's ass. Mmm. Though our country has been hijacked by a clown car of plutocrats,

driven off the rails by Adolf Twitler, who relishes separating children from their parents at our border and from life itself in Afghanistan and Yemen and all the other places. We're using up American ordinance so we can buy some more.

And who just got punked by stuttering John on Air Force One, who pretended to be, did you see that? A senator, and Trump took his call. Maybe he'll take mine.

What about it? Yeah. The Trumpis is gagged on the Dr. Susan Block show under gag order because that's the only way we can deal with him.

And that's the best way for him to be, but unfortunately, he's been released into, I guess, our democracy. And, you know, kind of trumpetizing the Congress and the Supreme Court. It's all happening.

Yes, the punk is punking us. But we can still celebrate America's birthday. Yes, I've even got some morning glory sparklers. Can I light one, Captain Max?

He left. Oh, he left. Maybe I can light one. There he is.

Oh, can I light a sparkler? I promise not to burn down the place. I'm not Antifa. I'm just, you know, trying to get a little excitement going here.

Do you have a lighter? I have a lighter. Okay. I do.

So, you know, happy birthday USA. And I know it's not July 4th exactly if you're tuned in live, but America's birthday is actually July 2nd. That's right.

And that was a dud. No, you can do it. I know. Sometimes you got to try again.

If at first you don't get hard or fire, you, yeah, it'll go. It'll go. Yeah. Whoa.

Did it? Whoa. Are you okay? Yeah.

America's birthday can be dangerous. Watch out. Be careful. Don't be shooting off.

No firecrackers. Don't be shooting off your fingers, you know, because how are you going to finger anybody if you got no fingers? Right?

But it's fun to celebrate fireworks. Fireworks are orgasms for the eyes in a way, as long as you don't get burned. Okay.

Right. Okay. So, yes, yes. The Declaration of Independence was actually signed,

sealed, and delivered on July 2nd. Mm-hmm. That's the date that actually founding father John Adams thought would be America's birthday.

Okay. But the thing was printed and posted in the press two days later. So, it became July 4th.

And that's the power of the fake news. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. It's always been a little bit off our news. It's never been completely accurate like science,

but it's a lot more accurate than dictators and most religions. So, you know, you kind of take your accuracy where you can and you honor the attempt that is made of journalism.

Well, I don't know if you do. All bets are off these days. I do. We do here in Bonoboville.

We honor our fellow journalists. And, you know, we consider ourselves journalists. We do a blog. We do the show.

We talk about the news. We have our opinions as all journalists do. And we, you know, really honor the real news people, the ones who are reporters going out into the field.

And gosh, we need our news people. So, may I make a plea on this day of celebrating freedom in this week, don't kill them, whatever your politics. I know.

I sure that falls on a lot of deaf ears, but I got to come out and say it because so many people are saying the opposite and it's happening.

That's right. I guess most of you know that the other day, the journalist, five journalists at the Capitol Gazette, one of America's oldest newspapers in Annapolis, Maryland,

were mass murdered. And a bunch of other people were wounded in this office by, you know, you could call them a nut. I don't know.

It was a day or two after professional right-wing lunatic Milo, Annapolis, encouraged vigilantes to start, quote, gunning journalists down on site. And of course, the Trumpis is always telling us

that journalists are the enemy of the people. And some people believe that. Journalists aren't perfect. Nobody is.

They're not the enemy. I don't know if we even have an enemy. We have ourselves to deal with. I don't even consider the Trumpis the enemy

because we put him there, even though he didn't really win an election. The Electoral College put him there and the gerrymandering,

but, you know, he's our trumposity. And we're responsible. And yet, calling journalists the enemy of the people, what does that inspire?

Well, it inspired this shooter, I guess. He was inspired by a lot of things. I mean, the surface is that he had a personal vendetta against this newspaper because they had published

some negative stories about him because he, well, here we go. Misogyny, it's often a characteristic of these shooters. They're often white, male, incel,

not always incel, but very often incel. This guy seems to have been an incel. Incel is involuntary celibate. And some of them are just having arguments

with their wives or ex-girlfriends. Definitely there is a thread of misogyny. So this guy, he was harassing a former student mate from his high school.

And he pled guilty, actually, but the newspaper reported on it and he was upset about that. And so he kept tweeting about how upset he was.

And actually, the newspaper did complain. But nothing was done, and I'm not sure that something should be done because so many lunatics are tweeting violent things

and I don't really want to lock everybody up. So he kept tweeting and, you know, then he finally went in and sprayed bullets all over this newsroom

and killed five journalists. Were there freedom of speech, I guess you could say? And now they're dead. He's not dead, of course, very often

when there's a mass murder committed by one of these white male incels or just misogynists, they're not killed somehow by the police.

If a person of color does this sort of thing very often, they don't even do this sort of thing very often, but if they do anything, if they're holding up a cell phone

that looks suspicious, they're killed. But this guy, he's taken in. So he gets to, you know, signal to his fellow incel lunatics out there.

Understand this, I believe. The problem is not male sexuality. It's not even masculinity. I love masculinity.

I'm a big fan of men. And the problem is not even being an incel, really. Some people are just that way in this society. The problem is misogyny.

The problem is this hatred that festers and that is the responsibility of all of us, of the ones who foster it and the ones who are like me and are horrified by it.

And for me, only the bonobos show us the way. Really, no humans. I don't know of any humans that show us the way. But the bonobos, yeah, I know.

You all think maybe some of you think I'm like apeshit and hey, if Jay and Bay are apeshit, I am too. And yeah, bonobos show us that when female-empowered peace through pleasure

rules, the males are happy. And they live longer. And they stay relaxed and youthful longer by sharing the power, by not having it all on their shoulders.

And of course, our common-ship counterparts show us kind of the opposite. That when male brutality rules, that the females are raped

and that the males are killed very often. And not just the weak males, but the alpha males, they struggle amongst themselves and they kill each other. So nobody's at ease in common-ship though.

And so I can only see the bonobo way as a way out of this. And that's why I talk about it a lot, you know. And you know, there's a book and there's this show

where we try to explore sexuality consensually and learn what we can from each other about peace through pleasure. And tonight, yeah,

it's time to go bonobos for the fireworks of sex, not guns. And love, not war. Thank you, Captain Max.

And welcome to another show. Hey, listen, all our resources are to fight these fascists. These are Nazis. These are people that have to be removed from office.

And if any of us think it's a joke, you'll see what happens to the sex community shortly. Well, that's an interesting thing you bring up. And before I introduce my fabulous guests,

I just want to say there is a bit of good news going on right now that I heard the other day which is that the Woodhull Freedom Foundation is suing the government along with a plaintiff and some other people.

They're going to bring a suit against the government for sesta fosta, mainly I think fosta, and that it is unconstitutional. Not just that it harms sex workers, and it does,

but even more broadly, it is unconstitutional because it takes away our freedom of speech. All of our freedom of speech. Not just sex workers and those who go to sex workers,

but also just anyone who wants to talk about sex or maybe just wants to say go get fucked or anything. You're being watched, you're being censored, you're being shadow banned on certain social media.

It's all happening. And so, you know, I'm hopeful, I'm fingers crossed, excited that Woodhull Freedom Foundation is doing this, where of course big supporters of Woodhull Freedom Foundation

for years and big supporters of Victoria Woodhull, who was the first woman to run for president. That's right, and she didn't win either. But actually, Hillary kind of did win, I should say.

She just didn't get to become president because of our electoral college. And that is something we have to change. And of course the downside of the whole suing action,

which is a good action. I've done some lawsuits successfully, and I believe in the power of the courts, but that all depends on who's sitting on the bench.

It does, and guess what? It's becoming a Trumpocratic Supreme Court. So, I don't know. I guess, you know, Michael Moore's out there saying,

we've got to just, you know, protest and not let them pass another Supreme Court nominee. Okay, let's try to do that. Let's definitely try to do that.

Let's do whatever we can. Respect to the women who just got arrested for standing up for the immigrants in the capital. People are getting out in the streets.

It's kind of important. And I also want to say, before I introduce my guests, some of whom don't want to talk about politics, so we might finish up here soon.

But I do want to say that I have many Trump supporter clients, and everyone has sexual issues. And maybe Trump supporters have more sexual issues, maybe. And everyone deserves sex therapy.

And I'm not pushing anyone out. And we also have Trump supporters that come here to Bonoboville. Yeah, we isolate them, though. They're in the back.

But unless they're really hot. So we try to open our hearts to all, as long as you don't shoot us, okay? That we have to draw the line at non-consensual violence.

Or knife us. No knifing, no shooting, none of that. No shooting. Please.

And with that said, I feel like I have to say it. It's so scary right now. I mean, people just are getting shot in schools, in newspapers, in shopping malls, in movie theaters,

all kinds of places. So hopefully this is a gun-free zone, except this gun, baby, shoot the gun between your legs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. So this is my gorgeous ass producer, assistant producer, or associate producer. But she has a great ass tonight.

So, well, every night she does. But tonight it has a fun message that we'll have to show off. And that's Phoenix Dawn. And thank you, Goddess Phoenix,

for your beautiful neon whip that I had so much fun with. And next to Phoenix Dawn is our friend from DomCon, Jordan the Comic. Yay.

Hello, everyone. Hi. I'm very happy to be here. Well, welcome to the little church of Bonoboville,

you being a fellow reverend. I'm so excited to have you here. Thank you very much. Most people know me as the reverend,

so I feel right at home. Yeah, well, we're going to let you preach, reverend. I appreciate it. Yeah, you appreciate it, too.

And congratulations are in your impending nuptials. Thank you very much. I actually got engaged last week. Yes, yes.

Very excited. All right. Shout out your fiance. Well, because the industry she's in,

I will leave it as my girl V. Your girl V. Okay. She's beautiful.

Oh, my wife. Okay. All right. And so right next to the reverend,

who I am the irreverend, by the way, so we're not competitive, you know. And we also have a lovely young lady who is a porn star, right?

Oh, maybe that's not your total definition. Felicity Fey-Line. Welcome. Yeah, thanks for having me.

Oh, very excited to have you. So are you a porn star? Yeah. I mean, amongst other things.

What are the other things? I'm a drummer. I play in a metal band. Oh, yeah.

I like your stance here. Your sitting position looks like you're ready to drum. I kind of sit like this a lot. Apparently, I have my legs open a lot.

You do? Yeah. With or without the shorts? Both.

This is definitely not a problem. All right. All right. So that's Felicity Fey-Line over there.

And speaking now over here is Professor Oni. Hello, everybody. And those of us who were privileged to hang around right before the show could hear

Professor Oni tooting on his horn. My horn, yes. Play that horn. That's great.

I have an antique instrument here, which is good because I'm getting more antique every day. So it's made in America, actually. Made in Elkhart, Indiana.

So all of the hoopla about American jobs and metal and steel and all that stuff, I support that. But I also, you know, let's be reasonable about these kinds of things.

And Max mentioned the photos. Oh, yes. Since I know that your staff is really on it, while you were doing your monologue,

I was listening with one ear, and I was uploading pictures of what I donated to Twitter. So if you steal them off of my Twitter, you'll be able to see them.

But they're hanging in the back. Okay. That was very technologically complicated. Well, that's me.

And that was just with one ear. With one ear? Listening. Okay.

And so maybe we can show these things, I guess. I'm not sure. We could. They'll figure it out.

Don't be so sure with my staff. But maybe they will. Maybe later. We'll bring one in.

Yes. We'll fetch one. And Professor Oni was last here at our Speakeasy Journal launch.

And he has enough aesthetic judgment to have purchased not one but two copies of our first issue of the Speakeasy Journal. The first issue is splosh and art.

Yay. And we're a little upset, though, Professor Oni, that you're leaving. Well, I know.

I know. But I've always actually been an academic at heart and a researcher. And academia calls me back.

And while I've had a really good run with a different part of my profession, I think I'll be able to do even more if I get back in the lab a little bit.

So I do hear that they make these things called airplanes. And so periodically I am happy to hop on one and come back to Bonoboville.

Or you know, you all could come to Florida and visit. Yay. All right.

Could you get a big, big house? I got to get a big house? Well, seven or eight. Yeah.

We could. Yeah. I mean, for all of Bonoboville to come, we'd have to have a place here.

Yeah, there's actually a city in Florida. Can we move this? Can somebody move this? Yeah.

Let me have that. There's a little city in Florida called Celebration. And it's an entire... Celebrate.

Yeah, exactly. It's built around a bunch of golf courses. And every house in it is like a 17-bedroom party house. So maybe we can make this happen.

Bunch of golf courses. As long as it's not a Trump golf course. No, no, no, no, no. No Mar-a-Lago.

No, no, no, that crap. All right. Just a big party house with three or four kitchens and seven pools and that kind of stuff.

Well, welcome. So... Back. And yeah, okay.

Well, that's making it sound a little appetizing. Yeah. Maybe we can send Phoenix Dawn down on a reconnaissance mission. Oh.

And if she comes back in one piece, then you all can come. Oh, okay. I'll sleep some more. It's okay.

There you go. And next to you is Domina. Yes. I pronounced it right.

Thank goodness. And yes, Domina Trinity Rose. Yes. Yes.

Domina Rose works. Domina, especially. But yes, Domina Rose. Domina Rose.

And you have a little slave boy here. Yes. This is my boy. This is a pretty boy.

Pretty boy. Super pretty. Fits his name. Yeah.

And so Domina Rose, tell me a little bit about yourself as a femdom. So I've been a femdom for quite some time. I think maybe four, five, six years. I don't know.

It's not my job to keep track of his, but. Okay. So I've been a pro for about three years. I got all of my training from Cleo Dubois Academy of SNM Art.

Oh, Cleo Dubois is a good friend of ours. Yeah. And her ex-husband, her late husband, the Fakir, was Max published. I published some of his first pictures.

Oh, wow. Back in 1971. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah.

I also went to jail a lot. Yeah. But it's all right. Yeah.

It's good. Nice Republicans, by the way, at that time. Yeah. Nixon, you know.

Well, I had the pleasure of being mentored by Cleo Dubois for a while. Eve Minnax, Selena Raven. Oh, Eve Minnax. And Silver Griffin out of San Francisco.

And Miss Julie Spanks from Salt Lake City. So I've had some amazing mentors who have helped me a lot with being not only just a pro dom, but a lifestyle dom. So I have my boy here who I love in a door.

And I just tag him along to do things for me. And so people have something pretty to look at. So all my accessories have to match. Shinkori.

Sounds like you have quite a themocratic household. Something like that, depending on the day. I mean, I don't stick to just one thing. I like to shake things up a little bit.

Are you a switch or you're a dom for him? You know, I get whatever I need when I want it. So if that's a switch, then sure. Yes.

If that's just a dom thing, then OK too. But that's another thing about the King community and everything is that a lot of people think that, oh, you have to be a dom. Or you have to pick a title.

Or you have to pick how you're evolving and your sexuality, this, that, and the other. And it's completely not that way at all. Like we're going to lay out the table of food and just pick

what you want and do your own thing. You know, I think that's how you could say the LGBT community used to be. It's like you had to pick.

You were gay. Yeah, it's the exact same thing. And now people are much more open to the bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual definition, or not being defined.

And I think BDSM people are kind of opening up too. Maybe sometimes when you first come out into the world, you got to be more delineated. And then as you're more accepted, you can kind of blur the

lines a little bit. Yeah. Well, it's actually a little bit along the same lines, but it's kind of a little different where we are from.

We're from Salt Lake City, Utah. Oh, were you raised more of them? Oh, me personally. Yes, but I still have the papers because it makes for

great sacrilegious place. So you were raised. No, not anymore. Not anymore.

No, I know, but raised. Yeah, it was an odd experience when you have to try and explain to somebody, oh, you're Mormon. No, no, but thanks for thinking that since we're

from Utah. It's just a stereotype that's assumed when anybody says that we're from Salt Lake City, Utah. No, no, I don't know that everybody's Mormon,

but I just was wondering if you were raised Mormon. Oh, absolutely. OK. Well then, I mean, I think it's a stereotype because

there are a lot of Mormons there. But in any case, you know, we've had a lot of fantastic fetish people from the Mormon community. It's almost as many as the Catholic community,

although I guess there's more Catholics. But yeah, it's like sometimes a lot of repression kind of breeds this desire to explore. Oh, yeah.

Actually, a lot of my clients, super heavily religious. Yes, yes. But it's so much fun to do a whole lot of mind fucking with them.

It's just, oh yes. Oh my goodness. Yes, it's so much fun to just finally be able to break them and tell them that they know what they like it.

And it's a thing, and it's not terrible to be afraid of it, but just give it. No, we love our Jesus, Jack Hammer. Right here.

Yeah. And so, well, that's everybody sitting around here, but I see someone standing over there who often comes on towards the end of the show,

but seeing as it is his birthday show. Birthday week. Ecor the Wolf. Hello.

So, come on. Well, where was he, what did he send? He could come here. Okay, yeah.

Oh, by the wall. Happy birthday, baby. So, I'm good, except I'd be better if you would at least take the jacket off and show your

Bonoboville t-shirt, because this is Bonoboville's rat master, The Wolf. And it's your birthday. Yes.

How are you feeling? It's been beautiful. It's been great. It's blessed to have another year.

You call it a life day. You don't call it a birthday. It's the day that your life started. The days when you were born, it's the life day.

Okay, and you're good to be alive. Now, next week you're going to visit your son who also has a life day at this time. Exactly, so we're like twins.

Yeah, especially since he's a Chippendale dancer. Yeah, he is. He's a Chippendale dancer. And you could be too.

I'm not gonna handle that. Well, yeah. I mean, but you're Bonoboville's rat master, which is not quite being pretty boy.

No. But it is... My pretty boy. You know, a sex symbol here in Bonoboville.

Do you mind being a sex symbol, you call me? If that's what you want, Doc, I'll take that with you. It's what I want. It's what the people want.

It's what the people need. It's your calling, Igor. You must accept it. And you must take your shirt off.

That's a requirement. We do want to see that. Well, usually he does in the second half, but seeing as it's your birthday,

maybe you should do it now. I think it's very appropriate. Oh, yeah. I'll help.

Here we go. Let's take the mic. And you can tell he's been working out every day of his life.

And there he is, Igor. The wolf. Shirt off. Head off.

So, I mean, Domina is a connoisseur of pretty boys, Domina Rose. So, Domina, what do you think? Yeah, so sorry about that.

Yeah, Domina, but I do have my own personal collection in all shapes and sizes, and they're all pretty in their own way if you want to get like that.

But also, I thoroughly enjoy making them doing dirty, nasty things that make them pretty. How would you rate him?

I'm sorry? How would you rate him? On a scale? On a scale?

In regards to, what are we thinking? How appealing, how much I think he'd look lovely on his knees. Remember it's his birthday.

Oh, okay, that's true. So, like as an overall? Yeah, overall. Like overall?

Out of ten? Yeah, out of ten. Out of ten? Well...

Just taking a while. Well, you know what? I gotta take everything into consideration. I'm trying to think about

speedy some-wise, sex-wise, how pretty he very much is. I'm gonna give him like ten. Okay, just so excited to join your way.

Ten! Yay! Happy birthday, Igor! Thank you.

Appreciate it. Of course, right now. And I can tell she's not, you know, generous with her tens.

She doesn't give me just anybody. She sounds like her top 10. I'm pretty hard to impress. I'm pretty hard to impress.

Thank you. I heard you speaking earlier until you have like very stern sign of debauchery again.

Well, that's the great thing about BDSM and being a prodom is that your facial cues are everything. I guess not only do you win.

Oh, watch that. No, no, don't. Oh! Careful.

Wow. Yes. Whoa. Look at this.

And sparklers. Okay, orgasms to the eyes. Fireworks for Igor's birthday. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Igor. Happy birthday to you. Yeah.

And you don't even have to blow them out. They go out on their own. Perfect get there. All right.

Yay. Wow. It's your music. I guess we're doing everything

ass backwards, too. Ass backwards. You know, sometimes it's better going backwards first.

Yeah, sometimes. Back, back, back. Well, I mean, this is a twerking song. Well, it just went down.

DJ. There it is again. DJ Kia for free. There's the music.

I feel like I got to get to know my guests a little better. You know, maybe we do. I think we got to get to know our guests just a little bit better before we do our hip-hop

finale. But on the other hand, we can always do a little sploshing. I wonder who that was better for.

Well, it was good for me. The interesting thing is we have, you know, exhibitionists and lawyers here. And so it's good for everybody.

Everybody. Absolutely. It is. Would anyone else like some splash cake?

Please do. Oh, no, thank you. Please do. Well, okay.

More for them. More for them. All right. So I guess we can just...

Thank you for that cake, too. That's wonderful. Mmm. It's beautiful.

Makes me smile. Doesn't her ass make you smile? Oh, yeah. All that.

Everything. Look at that. That's the only good song. Oh, there you go.

A little splash. Yes, yes. Splash. Splash.

Some of that wolf cake. That was a wolf cake. That was a wolf cake. Oh.

Mmm. Oh, yes. Splash them, baby. And she always says bite.

Bites. I bite her, too. You bit her. Kisses and bites.

Kisses and bites. They're a light bite. So I think I want to get to know this Felicity Bayline a little better.

You want to come on up here? She's got a feline look, too. She's got a cat look. Let's just talk to you a little bit.

Yeah. She needs a microphone. Microphone. We need a microphone.

Here you go. So tell us a little about yourself. Where are you from? Originally.

Mmm. From Long Island. Ah, New Yorker. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Out in the boondocks, grew up with beaches. So am I.

Good place to grow up. But I eventually ventured out to the west coast and felt at home here, you know. Yeah.

Everything I'm doing, you know. The weather, less clothes, more freedom. I love being outside, you know. Just for music, you know.

Metal scenes better here and obviously porn. And I also went to college for nutrition. So work a lot in health and fitness. And a lot of healthy people out here.

So you're very fit. Yeah. Yeah. I like to be outside and hike, you know.

I'm not really into the gym, but. Okay. And I love to dance. Are you a twerker?

I've got to be honest. It's not really one of my skill sets. What is your main skill as a dancer? Dancer?

I really like pole work, you know. Okay. I think I'm pretty flexible, you know. So show that off and whatnot.

What if there's no pole? Oh yeah, there's a fucking flexible. Oh, there you are. Doing a back bend.

That's pretty amazing. If you're watching right now on Dr. Susan Block. Don't forget she's also sucking a dick. She's doing a back bend.

Oh right. She's a back bend blow. You know what, I didn't even see that. That is a back bend blow.

Your head was in front of that. Now I see that's even more impressive. Wow. Now that's a skill.

So essentially you're a cock blockinger. That was a fun shoot, I guess. It was called Fucking Flexible for Evil Angel. I had a great time shooting that.

I've got to show off various skill sets. They did very well there. Are you into BDSM at all or not so much? You know, I've shot a lot of different types of scenes,

especially earlier in my career. I did a lot of BDSM. Very rough scenes. I definitely pushed myself outside of my comfort zone.

As a sub or as a top? A sub. I'm not a dominant person. I don't consider myself.

But I respect people that can do that. It definitely takes a level of confidence and whatnot. But yeah, you know, I think it's good. It's not really my thing.

I'm more sensual, you know? And I realize that over the years that I would rather be more sensual with my sexuality and, you know, it kind of works better.

But I completely understand the desire, though, for BDSM. It's a great release. Well, you're very sensual there. I mean, I would go beyond that and say sexual.

Yeah, there's quite a bit of fucking and sucking. Well, it's all different, too. Like everybody, some people do kink and sex all mesh together and that's super fun.

But I also know a lot of people who separate them, who don't include sex in their kink play. But the kink's more like foreplay than the fucking goes on later.

It's just like the title thing. It's just like the persona thing. We're not going to tell you. You have to, you know, you have to be at that.

I can tell Jordan over there, you know, you might look pretty on your knees over here. Well, I'm a switch and I think I'd get down on my knees for you.

I'm just saying. Really? We'll have to talk later. Sounds good.

So are you just meeting tonight, the two of you? I believe we met at DomCon LA, right? We've met a couple times this year at DomCon and last year in LA.

Yes, we love DomCon. We're all big DomCon attendees. And I have done the them-doms of the wild, the Bonobo Way, three years in a row.

So I love Mr. Sian. And of course, that's where I met the Reverend. So Reverend. Yes.

Are you ready to preach to us a little bit? I believe so. Because I've got a great DomCon story now that we're talking about DomCon.

It has become a little bit more folklore almost. And so basically what had happened was the very first year we went out to DomCon Atlanta, I walked in and we started doing setup and everything.

And that's when Master Gabriel, who's head of the House Raven Blood, which I'm a part of, sat there and said, okay, I think we're done.

I'm going to check in with Mr. Sian and Mark and everybody. Go up and shower because you're a sweaty dirty mess, which at that point in time was not the fun dirty sweaty mess. But so I get up there and you know that weird latch

that is on every hotel room where if you bump it, it just locks the door. Did you know that if you barely touch the thing, it'll lock? Master Gabriel found that out.

Because I went into the room and I flipped the switch and I knocked it just enough so that the door jam engaged. So I'm in the shower, just getting all clean. When I hear,

Hi friend, I'm in the shower. Little did I know he's at the door going, God damn it, Reverend, open the door. So this happened for another like 10 minutes

because I like a long shower. So when I come out, I run out and I'm like, Hi friend, I found the mini fridge. And all of a sudden I hear,

open the God damn door, Reverend. Oh shit. So I turn around, I open it up and he just storms in. Like really?

You didn't hear me? I'm like, no, because I'm hard of hearing. So no, I didn't hear nothing. So I thought it was over.

But the very next day, Mistress Melissa is walking down the aisle and comes up to our booth and goes, you know what, Master Gabriel, I think the Reverend here should wear some of your stuff to draw people in.

And at the time, all we had was like the frilly colors, the hot pink colors. And Master Gabriel gets this look of, and whatever you see that one is you fucked up.

So he turns back to Mistress Melissa and goes, yeah, okay, you've got 10 minutes. Do whatever you want. And Mistress Melissa gives that look of,

I just got a Christmas present. So I wish I brought the picture with me, but in 10 minutes she has me in a strap on harness with a dragon tail sticking out of the cock piece.

She has me in the frilliest pink color she could find a mask with a big ol' rose on it. Just, I looked so interesting that even for Domcon, as she's pulling me down the aisle,

all I hear is, Mistress Melissa, hi-ho. And then they see me and they're like, what the fuck is this? And we walk up to Master Gabriel and Master Gabriel turns, sees me, and just drops to the floor laughing.

And I love that story because it has now become infamous. And I can't live it down, so now I just own it. So I've talked about this on stage for Domcon, L.A. and New Orleans. And the lesson here is don't lock Master Gabriel out of a room.

Is that the funny part? Is that the preaching part? I want to know about her, she's a drummer. Can we hear your music or something?

Can we find it? You can check it out online. We're not online, we're actually in real time. These people that say, check it out online,

we are actually gathered together here in Bonoboville in real time, physically, in the same space. Well, you're also guilty, you've posted your art instead of just bringing it in.

We're going to bring it, we're going to bring it. We're going to bring reality into the room. Also Ron Jeremy's here. Also Ron Jeremy's here, let's say hello to Ron Jeremy.

So Ron, come say hello, don't take too much time. Don't be shy. Doc, you can also find Felicitydrums.com. Felicitydrums.com.

Here, have a seat. How you doing? Whoops, he needs a microphone. Famous Ron Jeremy.

Hello there. Hi. Hold on. Welcome back to...

Just made the mic Jewish. The room. Yeah, actually as the mayor, am I still the official mayor? Yeah, you haven't been deposed yet.

No. Right. We're going to have an election now. It might be a blue wave.

That's fair. Or a red wave. That's fair. But it's a great little species, you know?

Yes, thank you. Go Bonobos. So how you doing? Good.

Good. Traveling a lot. That's all you can say because I think we've got to go, right? We've got to go.

So we're going to be back. Thank you and good night Ron. Fireworks and Bonoboville Communion and all kinds of fun, BDSM and who knows what. Else.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. With porn zippers. Hi.

I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo Sutra of positions including face to face.

But it's not just how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males, Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us.

Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human. Even being humane. Bonobos can teach us so much.

Which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would.

So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

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We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. And I am back. Sexy man.

Birthday boy, Ecor, the wolf. Yay. And by the way, we have another birthday boy, but he's busy shooting.

Shoot cameras, not guns. That's another one of our mottos. And that is Hugo Flores. Happy birthday, Hugo.

Show him on some camera. No camera can show him. No, no, cameras don't turn here. Okay, oh, he doesn't want to.

Okay, no, he's there. He's happy. Okay, you want to sing a happy birthday? You want to do it on, should we have a duet?

We also have Professor Oni right here. That was a key. And he's on his horn. It's a happy birthday to this fellow.

Are you ready? Here you go. You're a swit. I do weddings by Metzvah's funeral churches.

Yay. Well, this is the church of Bonoboville. And thank you for our birthday boys. All right.

And I want to show off this beautiful piece of art that Professor Oni has given to the Speakeasy Gallery of Erotic Art here in Bonoboville. And it's a beautiful aerial bondage shot.

That's gorgeous. Thank you. You're sitting on my wire there. Later, baby, later.

You can spank her for that. I will, I will. Yeah, this is one of many photos that I took as part of a project called Lifestyle Images, which was an opportunity for people,

some of them are models, some of them are not, who were exploring different ways of expressing sexuality to have a safe space to be as whatever they wanted to be. And so the idea was to allow people to...

You can see right into her womb room. Yes. Pull it up there, yeah. To voice intention.

And then I would... And who's that? That is a model that we're looking at right now. It's a model named Goddess Narcissa in New York City.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that takes a while to say somebody's name. Yeah, Goddess Narcissa in New York City. Well, you know, the problem is I know their real names and their stage names.

Yeah, yeah. I have to remember the stage names. But that's Goddess Narcissa. And that's another good example of somebody

who's a professional dominant, who also enjoys being in rope artistically. And so we worked together to create a very power-neutral opportunity to just create a really interesting photograph.

And I almost don't know if there's a dominant or submissive there. It seems like it's more like a fetish experience. Right, exactly. Where you're dominating in terms of doing the tying up

and positioning her, but she's so dominant in terms of her feminine power. Right, right. And then this is a model Raya that I worked with a lot in Seattle

and really great. It started out with a tattoo project and then she said, oh, and don't you do that rope stuff.

And I said, yeah. And so we did that rope stuff. And that's Kinbaku bondage, which is a form of shabari,

but more erotic, I guess, more focused on eroticism. I learned that from the professor. Yeah. Oh, yeah, babe.

And then I think there's one more, I don't know if they have it, maybe not, there was one more photo that I did which was a needle art project

with somebody that I played with in Vancouver who's not a model. There she is. And so she was very in tune with her chakras.

And you just needled her right up her spine. Yeah, rising Kundalini. And you know, Cleo Titois has done a lot of that with feathers I remember seeing.

Yes. So a lot of people refer to those stream catchers if you do feathers within the hubs of the needles. Or when I do my needle play,

I love taking like ribbon or thread and creating a pattern on their backs or their breasts or their cocks, you know, whatever. But yeah, super fun.

Super fun. Well, thank you. Let's give some applause. First of all, to Professor Oni's art,

both in terms of the bondage itself and the photography. It's kind of they go together, you know. And it just so happens

the July issue of Cosmo featuring Camilla Cabello on the cover. Also features a Q&A with Mois. That's right.

You're a Cosmo sexologist. And I'm in two questions. I'm in two cues. Usually they just have me in one,

but I'm in two. And yeah, it's all in print here. But let me just say that first of all, the second one is about domination.

How can I let my mate know I want to try being dominated in bed? There you go. Cosmo, okay.

Not when I was a Cosmo girl growing up, but that's what it is now. And more power to the modern Cosmo girl, even though...

Which is banned. Yeah, I was going to say it's banned in one of those Walmart or something. You have to ask for it.

It's in the back room. That's how risqué this is. I mean, look what she's wearing shorts. I mean, what's the big deal?

But this is the... Trumpocracy we're sort of getting into. It's not what she's wearing. It's not what you're seeing.

It's what they're talking about. Talking about female empowerment. Erotic empowerment. Yes, female erotic empowerment.

And that's, I guess, getting verboten once again. So, got to fight for our rights, girls. I mean, Roe v. Wade, not something you can take for granted anymore. Not with the Supreme Court that is formulating right now.

So anyway, so there's this great little basic, you know, beginner's advice you could say for domination, for when you're just bringing it up for the first time and maybe just doing a spanking with doggy style.

You know, just something like that. Putting it into the sex act, or if you don't want to put it in the sex act, like Domina Rose was saying, maybe something else.

Like if you want to be submissive in some other way, like getting down on your knees in the middle of a fun conversation about kind of going along with whatever your partner wants to do, you make it more of a role play.

And that way, you can just kind of gradually kind of insert the art. And it is an art, and a bit of a science, especially the way Professor Oni practices it.

And it sounds like also the way Domina Rose practices it. It's a science, the art and science of BDSM. So this is for beginners in Cosmo. And then they also have a question for me about car sex,

which is one of the rare times that I actually was a little conservative. Because although I encourage everybody to enjoy sex and park cars in your own driveway,

because it's a lot of fun to have sex in cars and sometimes it's convenient and that's the only place you've got, especially when you're young.

That's where you've got, right? High school days. That's called auto erotic. There you go.

Come on, folks, that's funny. It is, it's funny. You said auto erotic. Yeah, I think we're all kind of in a subdued mood,

but it is funny and it is fun to have sex in a car and a lot of people even fetishize their car. There's a whole fetish, you know, for car, the car itself there are,

and I don't see anything wrong with that, if it's going to prevent a mass murder. It's like a theme. Make love to your upholstery in your car.

It's okay, or your stick shift, or whatever. But not while you're driving. See, that's where I get conservative, is I say don't do it while you're driving, you know,

because it's not consensual to the other people on the road. Right. You know, and plus you're giving a nice BJ while your guy is driving along

and then he has to stop suddenly and ah! Yeah. You did a Lorena Bobbit without even meaning to. Now, not all of you know who Lorena Bobbit is.

That's an old reference, right? Oh, I got it now. Okay, yeah. She actually meant to cut her boys off,

and that's not very nice. But sometimes it can happen by accident, you know, a bite and so no car, sex, while the car is moving.

And also watch out for car, sex, even when you're stationary where people can see because there's a lot of Puritans out there. A lot of cameras out there.

And, you know, our friends BeLive and Danielle Watts, they were just having, you know, kind of friendly sex in the car, you know. And he had kind of covered up

but sort of doing it, you know, and heard his lap and they get, you know, reported to the police and just everything, exactly. It's crazy.

It's crazy, although it might be kismet because maybe if it hadn't happened, I wouldn't have gotten them on the show. So, I don't know.

You know, as BeLive says, sometimes the bad is good. So we've got to always try to find the silver lining. And yet, we've got to fight the Nazis.

I mean, I don't want to make that sign, no. I mean, fight the Nazis and fight against discrimination and the definite icing of America

that is going on right now. It's chilling. But, okay. So, check out Cosmo, July issue,

brothers and sisters, all patriotic. Very nice. And good to spank with, too. Yeah.

Right. There we go. Yeah. Patriotic spank.

That's a patriotic spank. That is a patriotic spank. You got to make sure you get both sides. You can't leave your left side.

Oh, thank you. Maybe you want to try. You got to get the CK. Get the other side.

There you go. I got to roll this. Oh, you're going to roll it. Okay.

She's a roller. Yeah. She fears. Different types.

I was told by somebody to make sure we microphone these spanking. Oh, okay. Well, you can be in charge of that.

There we go. That's nice of you. Nice of you. That's nice of you, too.

Yes. How do you get Domina? Not mistress. Yes, that's right.

Sorry. Spank that Domina word into that. Yeah. Rump.

That's the fuck Trump. She dominated. Make your memories. The fuck Trump rump.

She dominates it. Okay. Lovely rump. Oh, I, I dented your copy.

Thank you. All right. So now that might lead into, we were talking, Domina Rose about, you know,

possibly you demonstrating a little bit of your domination of the lovely pretty boy here. Yeah. I didn't bring any toys with me,

but Professor over here, let me his. He's like a Boy Scout of BDSR. Always prepared. Always prepared.

He is. So we're going to beat my, my pretty boy just a little bit. He'll be fine.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Professor only if you stay ready,

you ain't got to get ready. That's right. That's right. Okay.

Here she is. Domina Trinity Rose in a beautiful corset that is very. He's been a bad boy.

He's been a bad boy. And he's in a best. Well, he might be a really good boy. See, that's the interesting thing because this,

this is now a, a. You've been too good. A lot of attention by his Domina and the care and attention that she's giving him is actually a really

good reward. Educate us. Yeah. He, he, he really.

He's kind of on the, on the both sides of that coin. I would ask my beautiful ask producer to hold a microphone for our. Yes.

If she was here, but since she's not, maybe someone else could. So. How'd you guys meet?

Well, that's a question. I was going to ask something else about it, but more direct question first. Just was that a spanking for being good or bad?

It's actually to help him remind himself that when he's wearing my collar, it comes with rules. So it's sort of like a maintenance spanking. Yes.

That's what they, that's what they call those maintenance spankings. Yes. And it's a combination of good and bad kind of on,

on the fence to prevent you from being bad. She sent a message out there. She has a good question. Well.

That's how they met. Now, how did you meet? That's the next. So.

Hmm. I met him in the vanilla world. Oh. The vanilla world through employment.

Oh. And was he vanilla? In a cubicle? Oh, yes.

Very, very kink open-minded, but had him shown the way. But you were already a. So. Domina.

I've, I've talked him into it. With his consent, of course. Yes. But he's training and doing very well.

Good so far. Can he speak? I don't know. Can he?

Okay. Yeah. I can totally speak. Oh, totally.

Listen. You can hold that too. Sounds like a regular guy. Yeah.

All right. Pretty boy. So like there's regular life. And it's like how, how everybody has regular life.

Like everybody goes to the grocery store. I don't know how everybody is anymore. I swear to God. It's been such a crazy week, year, two years.

But anyway. Okay. You're vanilla in the regular world. Yeah.

Like we, in the same way that like everybody has to go to the grocery store. But like. I don't go to the grocery store. Yeah.

But when I'm not, you know, doing stuff like that. It's pretty much this all the time. Okay. So it's when you're not doing stuff.

Do you have a job, a regular job? Yeah, I have a regular job. Can you say like in a ballpark way, what it is? I do legal stuff.

Legal stuff. Wow. That's a good thing to do. It's, it's good for me too.

Because I don't have to do nearly as much thinking. He's my. Yes. He's my, my calendar, my, my contact.

Second brain. Yeah. Exactly. I've got, that's another thing with the, with my color.

One of them is a service, devotion and obedience. I shouldn't make you say that. Yeah. Have them say it.

What is the color? I'm sorry. This is me telling you. Tell me what my color means.

It stands for service. It stands for obedience. And it stands for devotion. Do you want to tell me about those?

How about let's uh. Tell me about service. So service means that I do the little stuff so that you can focus on the big stuff. Mainly me, but a lot of other stuff that you do.

Maybe. Okay. You're in the top three. How about that?

Definitely in the top three. I can live with top three. Okay. Tell me about obedience.

Obedience means I do the stuff you asked me to do the first time. You asked me to do it. Not the second or third time. No.

Because I don't wait. Right? Right. And tell me about the last bit.

Devotion. Devotion means I'm yours. All yours. And nobody touches your color except for you.

Or you if like you need to adjust it up. Yeah. What happens if somebody reaches for that color? What do you do?

They're not going to have fingers after I'm through with them. Oh. No, no, no. It's actually like a social pro call within the community that if someone's wearing a

color, do not touch the color. Don't do it. I don't care if it's your own. I don't care if you're locked to somebody else.

Not only firecrackers that can burn off your fingers. Domina rose. That's the thing is. Especially if you say Domina as opposed to Domina.

Well, it's not. Why? Why? Why do you like Domina instead of Domina?

So when I was going through Clio's course and everything to get my training and whatnot, I wasn't necessarily sure. I was like, well, a lot of people go by mistress. I don't care for mistress.

I mean, I by all means doc, like I whatever floats your boat. But I don't like mistress because mistress is a has an assumed stereotype of being the other woman. I'm not the other woman.

I'm the woman. How long does the training go to last? How many days, weeks, months? Training never ends.

Never ends. I'm always learning. I myself will go to classes and talk to people and pick up new skills. So I'm still learning and I'm four or five years deep.

All right. Well, yeah. And a lot of these relationships really are ongoing fluid. Work in progress.

It works in progress. And what starts out as these are what our goals are in four or five months, some of those goals have been really mastered. And now it's time to add on.

And life changes. And so long term DS relationships that last 15, 20 years, you see an arc of evolution that really doesn't stop. What does remain constant are those fundamental principles of the

devotion and the commitment from both sides to protect and honor and really worship each other. Well, in addition to that, it helps with head space. BDSM is all about head space.

I mean, if my boy here wanted to get into his cute little red panda persona, then he'd have to switch in head space. That means I have to put a tail in him. Oh, I'd like to see that.

Or something like that to help him, you know, change that mindset. Like, okay, I'm a slave. I'm in service.

Good job, gold star. But now I get to be my little red panda cell. So do we have an audio tape that we're going to be maybe right back?

Oh, where are you going? No, do you have do you have a point point point point every had like a true relationship outside of the I mean, or fail for one of the subs?

One of your pets or your slaves? One of, okay. So it's a little, little complicated because I'm, I'm polyamorous as well.

So I have multiple partners. Some of which who are strictly professional, like they're my clients. They come and see me.

I take care of them. They go home. Right. Very fine.

End of discussion. But with my pretty boy polyamorous too. Hmm. When I allow him to be.

Oh, and you do sometimes. Ooh, I hear some interesting sounds. These are the sounds of. That means Felicity Phelan.

Felicity Phelan. Is this your sound? Okay. Yeah, it's, it's my band Garbys.

Your garbage. What is it called? Garbys. Gar, garage rock.

Garbys. Okay. It's more like sludge metal. You know, it's like Macedon meets Black Sabbath meets

Intranaut. You're on the drums, right? In this band? Yep.

You doing the singing in the band as well? No, I don't, I don't sing. Are you, are you the only girl or are there other females? No, it's just me.

Just you and these are guys singing about what? I can't understand. Ah, struggles of life. Primarily.

What's the name of this? This song? Yeah. This is called Red Grave.

Red Grave. As in Lynn. Right. Yeah, we know his ex husband.

Susan, you know Red Grave? I absolutely do. Inside Joe. Are you, you perform at the clubs, local clubs here?

Yeah, we're playing at Whiskey, a go-go July 26th. And then a five-star bar August 4th. You know, getting out there. It's been like six months together.

Okay, nice. Alright, so we got this music. Are we going to, how much time do we have? Can I know how much time we have?

We have 15 or 20, okay. Well, I think we're getting to the point where we could hear, you know, go from this music. I don't know unless people want to dance to this music. Do you dance to this music?

People are like, Rocky's more like Bob. I'm trying to be like... I DJ too and do electronic music, but like, you know, this is a different type of expression. What do you feel you would do to this music?

Like drive through the desert on a motorcycle? Actually, I do ride, so yes. And I spend half the month in Vegas, so on the I-15, you know. It's a good time to listen to that.

Do you have sex to this music? Yes, definitely. I definitely like darker sounding metal and music in general for sex, you know. What do they do for you?

What is it like, something mental for you? It just takes you there. What, listening to music while having sex? No, no, that kind of music.

Yeah, I mean like... I know about music. He's going to show what he knows about music and just another. You have sex to your own music.

That particular music, what does it do? What it turns you on? Heavier sounds, I mean, I'm drawn to like a wide spectrum of music, but metal and heavier sounds like they kind of bring out my more masculine energy,

you know, like, and I have a lot of energy, so it's just a good way for me to release it, you know, and then like electronic and, you know, like techno and dubstep, that's more of like my feminine side and I want to dance to that.

That's why I asked this question. Yeah, you know. So if someone masturbates to their own music, could that be called masturbation? I think it's got to do with that sex in the car.

Auto, erotic. Yeah. Yeah, it's all good to, you know, I think a lot of people are, you know,

jacking or gilling off to their own music or to their own selfies or to their own porn that they make themselves. I'm guilty of that. Yeah, I think it's kind of a trend now

and that's why a lot of porn companies are going out of business because so many people are making their own. But then again, you know, there's always looking for more and the precious incels, of course, they can't make their own,

so they need us. I think just because our society too is it's, you know, everyone is so fixated on their own ego and they become addicted to themselves, you know?

And we have the technology to kind of permit that and in a way it's all exciting and sort of like a lot of dessert but in another way it isolates ourselves from each other and that's why, you know, it's good to gather together

and have actual sex sometimes or, you know, just commune. And certainly concerts are a great way to do that and you have another cake, is that it?

Same old cake. Oh, same old cake. Okay, but you would like to bring it on? What are we doing with it?

She's got the cake here with her. And okay. How about if I have some off of your nipple? Yes.

Prepare my dessert, please. I think I should wet my whistle though. Could I have that water, please? All right, I am going to celebrate E.Core's birthday

by eating his cake off of Phoenix's nipples. But you've got to come up here, honey. Her nipple. Yeah, baby.

Yeah, beautiful American. Don't drop the cake. Whoa, don't drop the cake. Right, right.

Okay. Don't drop the cake. You don't need to. I just need to put the cake somewhere.

Okay, so the cake... Get the cake, enemy. Get the cake. Okay, so here, just sit down.

You can just sit. Actually, my boy can hold that. Wait, where are you going? Wait, wait.

Oh, there you go. Here. Come on back. There he is.

That's right. Okay. Great. Let him hold it.

Here she is. Well, yeah. My plate. Oh, you put a lot of cake there, girl.

Thank you. I don't know if I can have all this. Watch your microphone. Okay, I've got to watch the microphone.

All right, here we go. I'm going to celebrate E.Core's birthday. You could have a little harmonica or some music. Doesn't necessarily have to be...

Yes. And you did that in front of the camera, a Facebook camera? I did. Oh, we are now?

No, I didn't. I don't know. Where's the camera? It's right there.

Right here. Why is it still there? Do you have this? Why is it still there?

Push your microphone up, please. Hold that camera. Okay. Well, I did telegraph that I was going to do it.

I said I was going to do it. Hold that camera. She did that. So, Mark, you should have shut your eyes.

Yeah, Mark. Why is it still there? All right. So, I'm not sure what that...

Nobody was in charge of it. Okay. So, anyway, moving right along, there is cake on the floor. Can we get that off the floor before it gets smushed?

Thank you. Okay. And... I don't actually think she should have picked it up with her hands.

Is that right? Yes. And I think since she... We had a spanker.

I don't think spanking her was enough. So, I think that she should go back on the carpet. Out of your hand. Completely out of your hand.

All right. So, that was so teacher-like. I know there's more... Now you're interrupting.

You should be the one who's getting spanked. Okay. No. It is his birthday.

That's true. I might have to administer some spankings. Alrighty, girl. With your mouth and your tongue only,

and do not bore me. Go. See, isn't that more appealing than her picking it up with her hands? I said no hands.

Okay. Wow. Pick it up. We're cleaning.

I did mention I don't want to wait. I don't like to, which means I don't. And now the knee is going right into the icing. No.

Not quite. Not quite. That kind of defeated the purpose. But it was much, much, much nicer to see.

So, thank you. Okay. Very good. Thank you, Phoenix, for that beautiful performance.

I can't ruin your carpet. And Domina Rose. But we still have it on the carpet, because that was, folks, a performance.

And very often, you will find, as you get into the BDSM world, that BDSM cleaning doesn't always get things clean. It kind of needs to be done again as how it works.

That's not its purpose. So we have no expectations. And now that has gone into the carpet with the knee. Okay.

Well, hey, it's working. Okay. So I think we should have, as a grand finale, our birthday boy singing his anthem.

Mm-hmm. And I don't know. You've been speaking political. It's like the Fourth of July.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you have cake on you. Yes, Phoenix.

Felix Dawn. Cake antics. So the Fourth of July, right, right, right. And this is not exactly a twerking crowd.

No. It would be nice, but it isn't. Okay. All right.

So let's do... And no bad girls are here today. I guess not. Except me.

Of course. I need a lighter. That's good girls. Let me do it.

Yeah. Okay. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. It is...

Don't get a patriotic word today. A kind of a patriotic time. And we all have different kinds of patriotism, different ways to express it.

Some people seem to think patriotism means, you know, it's us versus them. It's like citizens and immigrants are black and white or men and women or Democrats and Republicans

North and South, you know, Trumpers and resistors. And yet, I mean, the truth of the matter is... Dr. Suzy. Yeah.

The truth of the matter is... Dr. Suzy. Yes, Max. Yes.

The truth of the matter is that we are one. And we're about to hear all about that. From our birthday rap master of Bonoboville, Iqor, The Wolf.

Yes. Throw them wands up, everybody. Because this is Independence Week. We are one.

We are a unity. We are unified. We are the human race of all kinds, of all dominions, of all sexual preferences,

of slaves, pets, BDSM, kink, heterosexual. They are all the whole gamut. We are one. Would y'all agree?

Yes. Would y'all agree? Yes. So throw them wands up.

Let me hear y'all say we are one. We are one. We are one. I need some volume on that, too, eh?

Ma, we are one. Yes. We are one. Y'all do this together, y'all.

Yes. The Reverend Iqor, The Wolf. The Reverend. That's right.

We got a whole meeting of reverence here. Yeah. We only got this one go round in life, y'all. So make this one go round in your sweetness.

Make this one go round in your sweetness. No need for no regrets. Regrets. Just keep moving forward.

That's all we have is forwards. Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow is not here. It's about now.

The moment we are in. I can hear it pop. I can be grimy and greasy. Real easy, believe me.

That's nuts. Been on the blocks, trapping the spots. Evading the cops till I got a pop. Now handcuffs is on my wrist.

Sit down a minute, think about it. While I'm in the thinking, I got shit to finish. Earth needs me.

Hand cocked. And I won't stop. Giving the props. Throwing up peace and showing my love

and all the above. That's what I'm all about. Now let work shout. I love y'all.

Now let it trickle down. Let it fall. Like the season. Good peace.

Don't need reason to be nice. That's what I'm sold to. It's cold. It's ice.

And now I've been twice. I got your six and take six small steps to have your 12. Mama, daddy, elders raised me well

with integrity. Which led to my humanity. It's going to take the men to meet you.

Confidence and sanity. It's too pop. Throw them ones up, y'all. We are one.

You and I. Together. Can I get some of water on that egg? Yeah, we need to fill it out here.

Together. Yeah. Storm the weather. We are one.

We are one. We are one. Together. Yeah.

Sometimes five, ten light. Then feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning. But you keep striking.

Keep fighting. Sticking the movement. Showing the movement. That just with a little piece.

I can go a long way. So we'll continue. Hope paved the way for more peace. We already got war in our own streets.

From here to the Middle East. And to brawl with them down for the cause. Been had my card of humanity. It's going to take the man to meet you.

Confidence and sanity. To progress in peace. Wrapped the belly of the beast. With a Detroit state of mind.

Elzai nine shots. Cause I got love to spread. If love is my butter. Then urges my friend.

Let's eat in peace. Like kings and queens with peace. And sing, can we all just get along? All our peace.

Rodney King. Doc. Martin Luther. I'm still pushing your dreams.

Cause we are one. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. One. One. One.

One. tend to give them a double glass of integrity mixed with a shot of humanity the ultimate boy that make it ultimately for the sake of man kind we need it in the twine racial shine elevate our minds that we can hit the finest lines and cause wrongs pushed roads the world

reach to a man woman touch a boy touch a girl but with no sand dusky trust you don't want to stay being big up to be in state don't let one man's hate till that school's fake i think that school's great so go here educate graduate demonstrate that we are what throw them up y'all one together you and i

uh-huh together everybody out there that's watching the doctor block show tonight remember what i said we are one we are one for all those racist people out there you can't win with it because we are one no matter what no matter what you think no matter what you say we are one together

yes on the doctor season block show happy birthday thank you thank you thank you together together all of us on america's birthday whoa it's one of those birthdays yeah yeah just explosives there's all kinds explosives explosives yeah well uh i think we're just about out of time with enough time to thank all my guests

so first of all my birthday boy guy uh rap master of bonoboville ecore the wolf tune in to his show and catch him if you can the wolfstand yeah and uh i hope you have a great birthday week oh that's gonna be nice this will be nice every day is nice and every day is our birthday thank you

jordan the comic the reverend reverend of dom con thank you so much for having me and sanctuary thank you sanctuary thank you don't ram mr cyan and thank you ron jeremy for joining us always thank you thank you and um felicity feline over here thanks for having me okay good luck with your drumming

thank you and uh domina it was a pleasure i think he's very much yes and pretty boy thank you so much for having me good luck with your uh adventure together it's it's gonna be always improving interesting yes yeah thanks for holding the cake uh all through the whole song and everything i gotta put him to use make sure he's useful and thank you professor ony

my pleasure as always yeah well you know good luck in florida we're gonna miss you thank you and uh you know come back and see us i will certainly do that and uh i will watch you on the airwaves all right well well yeah of course it's you know no distance now all right brothers and sisters i would thank phoenix where's phoenix she's working hard she's working hard coming all right so uh where

are my publications i have my spanking glove but nobody got spanked hard enough to get a spanking glove now so all right bum bum bum uh well yeah okay check out cosmo oops and it's on stands now excuse me it's sucking trump's hair okay uh so that's a naughty boy i should spank him nobody spanked him tonight so i am going to because you know i think he's the root of a lot of the malaise

that we're feeling and maybe i'll spank him with a cosmo and with a speakeasy journal uh which gives me an excuse to say pick up your copy at your uh local amazon or you can find it at dr susan block dot com slash speakeasy and we will sign it for you adults only by the way the magazine comes with mustard and ketchup yes and follow the bonobo way

that's right bonobos empower the females it's the only great ape species that does do that certainly uh humans aren't terribly good at that uh we're trying but it's a lot of hit and miss but bonobos do and the males are happy and live longer and uh stay younger longer and there's never been a bonobo seen killing another bonobo in the wild or captivity because they have a lot of sex

that's number one and number two they empower the females and number three the males are happy about it so follow the bonobo way it's the only way i think for human society to uh evolve otherwise we'll just keep going and going into this you know common chimp male brutality female brutality because of course the male energy gets into the females and then the females

brutalize each other and males as we've seen females can brutalize males on all sides of the political spectrum we have to see that we are one that we are a community and yeah i think we see that through sex i mean there's other ways there's altruism and uh music but music is sex in sound you know uh it's why a lot of people have sex to music but yeah the bonobos have a lot of sex

and it's consensual sex and some of it's like btsm where one bonobo dominates another bonobo and it works in the sense that they never kill each other now they are highly endangered of course and but that's not because of their lifestyle that's because just about every species is suffering from human so-called civilization and uh well you know we can't blame trump for all of

that but we certainly can for the escalation right so you do what you can do and what we do is celebrate the fireworks of sex so join us practice the bonobo way make love not war make like bonobos not baboons make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you or your car you know auto erotica okay right i love you

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