Designer Relationships, Filly Films

Full transcript of Designer Relationships, Filly Films on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

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Lovers and artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Philly girls and Polly people. All you children is sex and we are all children of sex. Sex is what brings us into the world.

And sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. It could be that sex can even keep the peak. That's the bonobo way, brothers and sisters. But in any case, this is a show about sex in all its many splendid glories.

That is sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

A-women. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in Bonoboville, LA. Oh, yes indeed, brothers and sisters. It is hot in here in more ways than one.

And if you're in LA or actually anywhere, I talk to people all over the world. It seems hot right now. Or at least in New Jersey and Los Angeles. And it's like, whew, so hot I can't wear real clothes.

I can only wear fetishy accessories. But, well, we're going to make it even hotter, I think. We're going to talk about sex. We're going to play.

We're going to have some fun. It's been a very busy weekend, unusual for your mistress of the airwaves, in that I went out yesterday, oh my goddess, into the heat, into the traffic. Ah!

Oh, I left the Garden of Bonoboville and I felt like I was kind of kicked out of Eden in a way in that traffic and pollution. I mean, there is pollution here too. But we're kind of protected, in a way, in Bonoboville.

So I went out there with very little protection. Not that I went and had sex or anything, so I didn't need that kind of protection. But I did talk about sex on Playboy Radio with Holly and Michael Pockets. Swingtime is the name of the show.

Swingtime with Holly and Michael. And we had a great time talking about swinging in more ways than one because, of course, the Bonobos, well, they swing through the trees as well as with each other.

Yes, they do. And you know, there was just a recent discovery. I want to give a shout out to a paleoanthropologist. How about that?

Lee Berger, for assembling a group of very young paleontologists who discovered a new human species. No, you can't have sex with them because they no longer exist. The fossils show that this species, which they don't know when this species existed,

but it was maybe a million or a couple million years ago or a few hundred thousand. We're not sure. But it was before Homo erectus took over everything. And Homo sapien, of course, really took over everything.

So Homo naledi is the name. And the point that I'm trying to make is they would climb and swing through the trees and probably with each other. And they would also walk and perhaps run upright.

That's what the fossil evidence shows us. And very, very bonobo. That's what bonobos do. So interesting stuff, brothers and sisters.

We here in Bonoboville are not so crazy after all. We got paleontologists proving us to be swinging in the right direction, swinging towards peace through pleasure, brothers and sisters. So I was swinging from Swing Time to...

Well, first of all, I was there at this fabulous Swing Time show and also ran into Dr. Hernando Chavez, Joni Blank, Ashley Manta, Miyoko, Reed Mahalco, all these people swinging around. And then we went to the Emmys party.

We swung through traffic. Well, we kind of inched through traffic. But we were there at the Emmys party with our beloved producer, director, Sherry Cookson, award-winning...

Emmy award-winning Sherry Cookson, who produced our HBO show. So shout out to Sherry Cookson and Charlotte McMillan. And they have been married longer than us. Maybe they're swingers.

I don't know. We don't talk about that. But they are cute and adorable. And we also ran into Mitchell Block,

who just did a documentary about endangered species and featured a segment on Claudine André, the Joan of Arc of the Bonobos. That's right.

And yes, you heard me right. Mitchell Block, my long-lost cousin. It was a block party. I don't know if he's my cousin.

I mean, he's not a cousin I grew up with. But Block, I guess, is not an unusual name. But the unusual thing was he had a young lady with him, a beautiful young lady named Vanessa Block,

who wasn't related to either of us. And she also went to Yale and also went to the Congo. Ah, man, it was just so wild. And, you know, the cocktails were pretty good at Mr. C's, too,

especially downstairs at the bar. So there's only one missing block, right? Yes. We won't talk about the missing block, the chip.

I mean, okay. Yeah. We won't talk about that. All right.

So what we will talk about tonight, among many things, we've got our hotties from Philly Films that we're going to get with in just a minute. But first I want to introduce my sex spurts,

who wrote a very, very helpful, interesting book that is a guide to, quote, designer relationships, unquote. So come on, sit up on the show bed where you can get in the air conditioning.

Yeah. Right. It feels good. And this is, you know, Masters in Johnson?

Of course you do, right? Well, this is Michaels and Johnson. Mark A. Michaels and Patricia Johnson. That's right.

There's a resemblance of some sort, right? So designer relationships. Yeah. Kind of a neat concept.

At least we think so. Designer meaning design your own. Yes. And we should give a little credit to the guy

that wrote your intro, Dr. Ken Haslam, who kind of coined the term. It might have been floating around, but he kind of made it his own.

And he founded the Kinsey Institute's Polyamory study archive. And yeah, he's really one of the founders or, you know, the elders of the Poly movement.

And it was really an honor that he granted us this title. Yes. Yes. He kind of is passing the torch on to you

of designer relationships, you know? Yeah. You can do living rooms and bedroom sets and everything. And relationships.

Yes. Designer, handbags. A guide to happy monogamy, positive polyamory, and optimistic open relationships.

Nice. You kept monogamy in there. Yes. We feel like they've been neglected.

And maybe a little dumped on, too. I mean, we're against compulsory monogamy or mandated or unconscious monogamy. But if you choose it.

Like the prison of monogamy. This is your only choice. You're having premarital sex until you marry. And we're not going to talk about it anymore.

And we probably didn't really even talk about it before. We decided we're monogamous, but we don't know what that really means. I mean, that's what is going on.

And this is what we want people to stop. Unconscious coupling. Yes. As opposed to, what was that?

Gwyneth Paltrow talked about. Conscious uncoupling. Okay. Which everybody made fun of, including myself.

But there is something kind of, I don't know, kind of admirable about consciously, you know, separating and trying to keep some level of love going. Absolutely.

And I mean, I think that, but we want people to start out being conscious. Not like, okay, oh, we've got to end the relationship. Now it's time to be conscious.

That's not very helpful, right? Little late. That's the meaning of designer relationships. Like designing on purpose, deliberate,

not just letting the state or the church or the synagogue tell you what to do. Or trying to have your parents. Or the mosque.

Yeah. Or having your parents' relationship or your grandparents' relationship. And one of the things we hit on is that

for our grandparents, monogamy meant something very different from what it means to most people today, right? So there's a biological definition of monogamy.

That's one mate. For life. Yeah, that's the biological definition, I guess. I mean, I think Gibbons kind of do that.

They are the only great ape. And they're not even really a great ape. They're kind of a lesser ape. They are the only ones that do that.

And then there's the owl monkey, which apparently is even more monogamous. But they mate once a year. And the males have very low testosterone levels.

And even in the owl monkey, some males will steal the mates of other males. So they're not really truly fully monogamous. So that goes on there.

But, you know, most great apes, like humans, bonobos, common chimps, gorillas, they're all non-monogamous in some regard. So designer relationships, I guess, takes that into account.

And acknowledges that, yeah, I mean, monogamy has a lot of benefits. I mean, especially in our society, where you can still only marry one person

at the moment, legally. Yeah, and of course the benefits are like taxes and rules and all that kind of stuff. Our friend, Serena Anderlini,

who edited Eco-Sexuality, which I wrote the forward to, when nature inspires the arts of love, she married the beach.

What kind of relationship is that? That's a designer relationship. Well, yes, okay. It's an Eco-Sexual Designer relationship.

Yes. I mean, it was a very special beach. Her favorite dog was Buried in that beach. And she married the beach in a big ceremony

with a lot of people who all married the beach that had very strong feelings. But she's not sexually exclusive with the beach. No, no, no. She's totally polyamorous.

Although I'm sure she has sex on the beach. And not just the drink. But yeah, designer relationships. Why do we need a book like this?

Okay, I'll tell you why. Because so many people have so many different kind of wild combinations. And we have a lot of them on this show.

And we always have to kind of figure it out. You know, what are they? And it's true, in some ways, as a therapist, I don't like labels.

I really don't. I mean, because I deal with people as individuals, maybe couples, but labels just always fail somehow. And yet, as a writer, which I'm also,

I always have to use labels. You have to use words to describe people and relationships. So, designer relationships.

We have these words that describe these new types of relationships that aren't really that new because we've been doing them since before we were human. But yet, we're now kind of accepting them more, I guess.

Is that what it is? Absolutely. And taking into account, like you don't like labels, because people are fluid.

They change. A relationship changes. And it goes through many different stages. I think another thing that we wanted to do was...

Did you know bonobos can read? I've heard they can talk, but not read. Well, they do read pictorial symbols on computers, actually.

Absolutely. Yeah, you're right. So, they do read. But so, we also wanted to be inclusive of people who are single by choice,

who may be asexual, who may want to be emotionally bonded to someone, but not sexually bonded, and recognize that what's really important

and legitimate is what you choose, what's authentic to you. So, why don't you go through some of these types of relationships? What are they?

I mean, monogamy, polyamory, swinging. Designer relationships. Open relationships, which we kind of use as an umbrella term. In a way, any relationship, I think,

that has trust and communication is an open relationship, because you're open with each other. Even if you're a monogamous, you're kind of open.

Right. And actually, the book Open Relationships, that was the premise. It kind of got turned into, it's all about sex, but the whole book is one chapter on sex.

Only one chapter on sex, which, yeah, makes sense. But, yeah, I mean, there's also, like for instance, we had Rai Mantione here a few weeks ago,

and he calls himself, I guess, Polly Amaris, Polly, but he's got, you know, he lives alone, and he has two girlfriends who know each other, you know. So, Max calls that a swing and bachelor.

But I don't know. They don't even live together. Right. But, you know, I mean, I guess you can call your, how do you decide

what to call yourself? Well, it's really up to you. I mean, that often would be called single and polyamorous. Okay. What would that be called?

Single and polyamorous. Single and polyamorous. Because he loves them both. He loves them both.

He doesn't just have sex with them. I see. He's amorous. And I think also not maintaining

same household is also very valid. People, I mean, have different ways of dealing with the dishes or many, you know, other aspects of living

or in choosing to live in different abodes doesn't diminish your love or how it works for you. You know, that's very Italian.

Because when I grew up in Italy in the 50s, all the guys have five girlfriends, and they love them all. Yes.

Yeah. And they had their own apartment. And then they had their own wife and their apartment. But it's kind of expensive.

That's maybe called patriarchy. And where does professional sex fit into all of this? What if you have a great relationship with a sex worker?

I think that's great. I mean, it's legitimate. It's mutual. It's you have similar goals.

And yes, it's absolutely valid. I'm just saying, you know, some people do. I mean, there are, of course, just like there's casual sex amongst people that go to bars,

there's casual sex amongst people that go to sex workers. And there are long, long-term relationships with Johns and sex workers. Yeah, I think sex work gets such,

I mean, we talk about stigma in society. And that's something that we really want people to be aware of in the mainstream is if you're dealing with sex workers,

be as respectful as you would with any other professional. And then there's Tantra. And you guys are Tantra teachers. Yes, our background in our training is in Tantra.

And we've written three books on the topic. Okay, reel off the names. The Essence of Tantric Sexuality. Tantra for Erotic Empowerment.

Great Sex Made Simple. And the last of the three is wonderful for an intro. It's in tip format. So it's really easy and really accessible.

And we get rid of all the woo-woo stuff around Tantra. And really try to explain in very practical terms how and why it works. And give people things that they can open the book

and do right away. Yeah, so nice short chapters. Keep it on the bedside, crack it open, read a tip, and give it a try.

Heck, you know, something interesting always happens. You didn't say hell on this show. Anyway, now, designer relationships. How would you characterize your relationship?

We like to say that we're pair bonded but non-exclusive. Pair bonded but non-exclusive. It's a little long as a label. You'd have to have one of those.

Yeah, our tag. Yeah, that's a little long. But, you know, as a sash. But it's pair bonded.

So you pair bonded. Is that a physical thing, like fluid bonded? Or is that an emotional thing? Like, we only love each other.

And we don't really love other people that we play with. Neither, actually. What is it? Well, we are fluid bonded.

We are definitely fluid bonded. But the emotional priority. And we have the ability to connect with other people. But only if it fortifies how connected we feel.

And I think a lot of people don't realize that. If you really express, especially or have experiences that are outside of only with your partner. That really fortifies and deepens your bond. I think the other thing with the non-exclusive part is though we're pair bonded.

It also doesn't exclude us from having really emotional connections with other people. But for us, we really make our pair bondedness and connection the priority. Yeah. Okay, I got that. So would you say you're more on the swinger side of the openness or the polyamorous side?

We love hanging out with those guys. All of them. We're snack dab in the middle. Would that be like a soft swing? No, it would be just sometimes you swing.

And if you like the people, you become polyamorous with them. You get to be really close. You'd be surprised at how much crossover there is in both of those communities. It's really, really interesting.

A lot of people who swing who say, oh, we're not polyamorous, but we go on vacations with this couple and we've been doing it for 10 years. And it's really, it's just a label. Yeah, we're back to that just a label thing.

Yeah, so the term is actually swally. Swally. Which Ken came up with because it was like... Sounds like a pregnant woman.

Swally. I'm not sure. You know, okay, you know, stop the binary. I mean, we need to stop a lot of binary. Swally. Swing, poly.

Swally. I'd rather call it pink. Really? You pink, we swallow.

Pink sounds like fun. Swally, I don't know. I mean, it's a little bit like swallow, maybe. That could be good. I don't know. I kind of like pink.

Yeah, that's a great one. We'll have to remember that. Try it out. Ping me, will you? Yes.

There you go. I just love swing. I mean, I really, I love... I'm not really a hardcore swinger.

I guess Max and I, you know, we have a quasi open relationship that has involved going to swing parties, which are always fun. Whether you swing actively or not,

they're just so much fun to be in an orgy of people. And when I say orgy, I don't mean everybody's having sex with everybody, although that might happen sometimes. It's more just sex going on while some people are dancing

and some people are eating. And it's very bonobo-esque except with less hair and more hairspray. You know? And it's always a nice thing, you know,

to have a few more ladies than men. I know it's always a contentious point. And some of the swinger parties are now opening up more to bisexual men. They used to be very kind of known and all about that.

Yes, it's about time. So a little bit more open to that. And at the same time, I respect the idea that you want to try to keep the estrogen levels higher than the testosterone levels

or something just to keep that bonobo vibe going because swing parties, these kind of things, are some of the most peaceful events you'll ever see. I mean, Boogie Nights was just a movie, okay?

The whole killing thing. People don't kill each other, it's swing parties. It just doesn't, right? They do it a lot more at regular bars.

I think we've maybe seen one time where there was a fight. A fight, okay. But it's very, very rare. You'll see that more at a bar.

Totally more at a bar. Totally, totally, totally. One thing we do is encourage people who maybe are just curious or want to expand and stay monogamous

but are curious about being more adventurous sexually is try going to a Swinger event just to be present and see it. Like, how many people in mainstream society have actually watched two people have sex in their presence?

In their presence, not on just porn, although that's one reason porn is so popular, is it's just so much fun to watch other people having sex, you know, and if you're too nervous or ignorant

to know where to go to do that, you gotta watch porn, you know. And it kind of creates the same feeling, but no. It's so much more intense to really be there,

to really experience it. And if you are a couple and you're nervous, you can have lots of agreements about we're not gonna do anything with anybody else

and we're gonna have all these little communication things we do to make sure we're okay. That's very important. You don't want to run off to the crowd

and leave your partner just for a while. That's a definite no, no. A definite no, no. And I think a lot of people don't realize

that it's not like you walk through the door and you're free game. No, you can just go and really make out with one another and be in a presence of all this amazing erotic energy

and people who really enjoy sex. And then go home and you haven't changed your monogamous relationship at all. You've just hung out in a really cool room for a while.

You've hung out in a really cool room and maybe, you know, you've infused some excitement into your relationship because in a way I'm all for, I mean,

I'm totally all for trust. I mean, that's what life is about and monogamy and marriage and coupling, but trust kills lust.

It does. I mean, it just does. And you can resurrect the lust. You can do things, but if you don't do anything,

if you just kind of trust, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust and just stay together and, you know, eventually you just... Yeah. So you've got to have a party or go to a party

or open up in some way to infuse that lust back into your relationship and keep the trust, but you've got to have an adventure. You know, bonobos, they love to have sex with their friends. That's a common thing.

But more than sex with friends, they like sex with strangers. They like novelty. Novelty, yeah. Novelty, novelty.

And I think, yeah, if you're going to expand your relationship and really keep that lust there, you're going to go into environments where you're going into unknown and that is kind of erotic.

Yes. You've got to infuse a little unknown into your marriage because so much is known and you want to know so much

because you've got to trust this person with your life very often. I think the other thing is that we, you know, we tend to think that we know everything about the person that we've spent years with. Yeah.

And the reality is that they don't. We don't, you know, and it's so... So it's really being prepared to be surprised. So what surprised you about each other?

Oh, geez, today? Well, a lot, a lot. A lot, yeah. Yeah.

And what we, I mean, what we strive to do is really have, cultivate a sense of curiosity for one another to avoid taking one another for granted. So I'm always prepared and looking for that surprise

because it's coming on there today. Yeah. So I mean, we're digging into some emotional things that we've never really looked at.

Can you share like one thing that surprised you about each other? I think that's a little too personal. But what's cool is if it, if it, because love, you think you fall in love and you think it's rock solid

and it's going to always be there, but it, it, it's nebulous. And when it suddenly feels like it's not there, when you both fight, you, not fight, fight, but strive, like, I am not leaving this room because I love you.

I love you so much. I'm going to stay with you. That was. Yeah.

I mean, actually, I think the past 48 hours, we've probably gone to like the darkest places emotionally than we've ever been to. And then found the sweetest.

Really? Wow. You went to the darkest places. That's interesting.

Like really deep wounding and stuff. So it's profound. Wow. Hug me, guys.

That's really amazing. I mean, it's, it's never good to go to a dark place, but you know what? If you don't go to dark places, you never see the light.

It wasn't on purpose. Well, no, you can't do it on purpose. That sucks. That's like cutting or something.

That's, that's like really bad to do it on purpose. But if you are thrusted into a dark place because of adventuring or because of life, you know, you have to swing through life.

You have to swing from the dark place up into the light. And that's what teaches you things. That's what makes you interesting. If you never go into a dark place,

you're kind of a shallow human being. And hitting those dark places makes you closer too. I mean, it really, it's, and we talk about that in the book and a different thing in terms of like sexual things

that go badly. Actually, that, you know, I'm not going to ask you what went badly, but you know, it's true. People get so like hopeless sometimes

over jealousy, over, you know, some part of your sexual apparatus not working like you think it should, you know, or I don't know, people not reading your mind.

I mean, some things just upset us so much and take us into that dark place. It could be anything. So to be able to get out of it

and to help each other out of it, to help each other out of the sinkhole is a beautiful thing. And it fortifies you.

It makes the relationship stronger. It does. How long have you been together? 16 years.

Oh, that's pretty good. Not as much as us. Well, but, you know, that's good. 16, that's getting there.

So now, how did you meet? That's a nice story. Wow. How do we, Mark had, was giving his first lecture

on Tantra after he'd finished a Tantra training. Oh. And I went to it because I've always been fascinated by Tantra.

Oh, this was a teacher-student thing. Not quite. It was a lecture attendee. Oh, okay.

Well, we'll get to the teacher-student thing. I love teacher-student. We exchanged. Although it's very unpolitically correct

on college campuses now. You can't do it. It's illegal, in fact. But this was a lecture attendee.

Yes. I have a law degree, so I'm being real technical. I know. But we're all fantasizing about the teacher

and the student who was naughty or a good student or what. Well, he gave his email address out and he said, I'm open for any questions

you might have. And I was like, I am so fascinated by the topic of Tantra. I really want to know about it.

So we started emailing back and forth. And we actually, I recognized her email address because we were on the sacred sexuality list served together.

I had read some of her emails and I was very aware that she understood sexual energy and was having these amazing experiences.

And I was just being helpful initially. I suggested we have coffee. Which I'm so proud of myself. Yes.

That's very bonobo. Very good for the woman to be there. You got to tell you that she was very skeptical at first.

She's like, oh, this guy's a Tantra teacher because he can't get laid. Well, you know, that is a stereotype. All sex teachers, not just Tantra.

Right. But sex teachers in general. And it's sometimes true. I mean, come on.

It is. But in your case, maybe not. But I don't know. So we were talking.

And I'm trying to grapple with this. Do you hire people to teach you this and what's going on? And so I asked them,

are you going to be my teacher? And I really had a boundary about not interacting physically with students. And I said, and I also knew

that she really knew as much as I did. And I said, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can teach you. And I'm like, oh, gosh, well,

can we at least be friends? And I said, why don't we explore this on a sexual level? That's very cool.

So, I mean, this worked so well for me because That was what you wanted to hear. And dating game, game playing, dating, how many dates have we had?

When are we central? When are we, you know, all of us? It's not the typical pickup line. Why don't we explore this on a sexual level?

Well, it worked. And, wow, this stuff's powerful. I never, I never thought I would be married. It wasn't on my life plan.

You were going to be single all your life. I was going to have that apartment in Italy and have like five guys. Oh, the five guys, okay.

That was my life plan. So, what do you think about four other guys? Depends on the guys. Okay, okay.

It's still possible for you. Yeah, everything's always on the table. We'll always talk and, yeah, always. Anything could happen tomorrow.

That's the essence of the designer relationship, which is what is going around these days. That's what it is, the designer relationship. And this is a book by Cleese Press.

We love Cleese Press. They often send us penthouse pets. They sent us Leila Sin, remember that? And the fabulous Guide to Oral Sex.

But this time, we are happy to have you here, Michaels and Johnson. Mark A. Michaels and Patricia Johnson. Thanks so much for having us on this show.

Yeah, well, I'm going to have you back. Okay, cool. Let's go hang out over there. Go hang out, get a drink, and then you can come back here.

I'm going to have Philly Films come up here. But we thank you. Oh, and you can also sign my book. We will, yeah.

Okay, thank you. Not from a dark place, though. No dark places. No dark places.

It's a happy place. We'll have you back. And, yeah, Cleese Press. We love you.

And, oh, and I forgot to say, we did meet at Sex Week at Yale. Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

We met at Sex Week at Yale. And I have an MA from Yale in American Studies, by the way. Oh, you're kidding.

No. Oh, wow. It's a Yale weekend. Yeah.

Bula-bula. Bula-bula. Awesome. I didn't know that.

We'll have to talk about that in a minute. But let me get my Philly Films gals up here. And by the way, while they're transitioning, I just want to say it's a holiday.

It's the eve of Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish New Year. So they say, and there's Loser over there. Loser Torsky is Lechaiming and Leshanatova-ing.

And he's dressed in a suit for the holiday. And by the way, it is a mitzvah to have sex on a happy holiday in Judaism. It is a mitzvah.

Mitzvah meaning a good deed, okay? So do the deed. When is it not a mitzvah? Well, you know, it's, I don't know.

You know better than I do. Isn't there a special thing about holidays? Well, there's a Friday night thing. Yeah, that's a holiday.

If you walk through Williamsburg or like any Hasidic neighborhood on a Friday night after midnight, it's nice to know in your head

that literally everybody is fucking. Everybody. I'm sure it's not the greatest visual. Are they fucking their wives, though?

They're wives, mostly. During the week, they're fucking the other ones. Yeah. Ah, I see.

That's what you do on Friday night. Yeah. It's not the greatest visual to imagine Hasidic Jews having sex.

I get it. It doesn't turn everyone on. But you know, it's the more you know. Hashtag the more you know.

There you go. This is a learning experience here. And soon, Luzer Tversky will be featured on Transparent.

Just rap today. Wow. Yeah, we rap season 2 today. Why am I loved?

Yes. Ooh. All right. Philly Films is on my bed.

Meow. Meow. Rebecca is back. Yes.

And Anna Fox is in the house. Favorite. Wow. You guys are great.

Magic. So we love Philly Films and we love Anna Fox. And we knew you separately before. Yeah.

We did. So now you're together. Now we're together. Is this a designer relationship?

I actually directed a movie in 2013 and Anna was in it. And then two years later, my boss is like, I discovered this beautiful girl.

La, la, la. Her name is Anna Fox. I'm like, Dion, I casted her two years ago. Like, hello.

She's been in our movies. That's what he said. Yes, you do. I think you were on my show in 2012 or so.

Yeah, we had Sinsage. Yes. And Dana Vispoly. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

And some other hot, hotty. Yeah. But yeah, so Anna, you've been on my show. You were actually on a show, Speaking of Sexperts,

where I featured the society for the scientific study of sexuality. Yeah. People from there.

And you wrote The Sybian. And everyone was just mesmerized. I did a lot of stuff on that show. You did.

You did a lot of stuff on that show. Yeah. And you are just so talented and beautiful. Thank you.

And you have a new movie about, this is no surprise, actually. The movie is designer, yeah, fashion models. Filthy fashion models. I knew it had something to do with designer.

You know? I think that's a theme tonight, somehow. The fashion models that are filthy and the designer relationships.

Right? Yeah. I mean, when you're a filthy fashion model and you're with another filthy fashion model,

I guess that is a designer relationship by definition. It was designer for sure. You seemed like you were a designing woman in this movie. I felt like it.

I got to creep on a lot of models and have sex with all the girls that I hadn't got to have sex with. So that was really nice.

Who's in this movie? Lotus Lane. Oh, Miss Lotus Lane. Could you please come up here?

I know I have to give you a special invitation. Lotus has been my best friend for forever. So it was really exciting to get to have sex with her not once but twice.

Oh, I know. And then we had a threesome in there. So, yeah, I just had sex with her. And then Kira Noir and Jenna Sativa and Yasmin De Leon.

Yasmin De Leon. Yeah. She was here. Like, wasn't she here?

Yasmin De Leon was here with Dr. Zana. Do I have this name? Like Rangolova, the one that talks about sort of a kind of designer relationship,

casual sex. Yeah, you could talk on your mic. Yeah. Yeah.

She has an amazing message. Her TED talk is fantastic. Oh, I didn't know she did a TED talk. Yeah, William and Mary.

TEDx, I think, yeah. Wow, okay. TEDxxxx. Well, she talks a lot about casual sex.

She has a casual sex project. Anyway, Yasmin De Leon came here with her. Anna directed this movie. Anna.

She casted, directed, wrote. She did everything for this. Congratulations, girl. That's a big deal for us.

That is, that is. She's being very humble. You want my show, maybe in 2011, when you were just, just, just, just starting.

And here you are. Directing. Directing, right. Hey, tell it, girl.

I got to pick bitches to fuck me. No, it was really cool. Now that I have my director right here. You have to talk in this mic though.

Okay. But you have to, okay, do this. Do this and this. So we can hear you on that.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah. It was super fun hanging out with all the girls. And they were down.

They were down. They, they had sex. They were not playing. They were not playing.

They were not playing. Do you think that that's more true on lesbian films than on, you know, kind of hetero films or what? I do because you can fake it, you know.

Don't tell our friends over at Ideal Image. Boys, a lot of them. We like boys, okay? We do.

I don't know if you like boys. You like both. I like everything. You like everything.

You can put everything in between. You like both? You like both. I've seen you with men and women.

Oh, we need a microphone for Miss Lotus Lane. And excuse me, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, put your hands together. She has made her entrance.

Right there, girl. And she is looking hot in her corset. And I mean that hot in more ways than one. I don't know how you're wearing that, girlfriend.

Whoo. It is warm. But, uh, Biz Bonobo is the Dr. Susan Blockshow producer. And she is also the birthday girl.

And she has no microphones. Yes, we have no mic. We should have some bananas or something, maybe. Um, we could use those.

We have a vibrator, the Hitachi. You know, it's funny. I just was at a Good Vibrations exhibit. And they had all these different sex toys.

But the Hitachi was front and center. This old fashioned thing that we all love. And it looks like a kitchen utensil. Right?

I mean it looks like something you mix up an egg omelet with. But it's the best thing for a woman. I'm okay with that. You're okay.

You don't like it so much. It just makes me come too fast. Oh, yeah, that's true. And so it's like, wait.

You set up all this time and you're like, yeah, I'm going to get down. And then you start and you're like, wait, I just, wait, I didn't even realize. I just came. Like, what the fuck?

Like, you know, really you're like leading up to it. And then this one is like, you already like went over the bump like really quick. Right. I'm like, shit.

I see what you're saying. Does that happen? And maybe I'm not using it right. I don't know how to use it.

I start a porno and before like they're done like figuring out why they're going to have sex I already... Yeah, you can't do your seven minutes scene. That's for sure.

This is a time saver. Yeah, so that's how I use it. That's what I mean. Like if I'm like...

When you can't do it, it pulls it out. I'm late for work, but I need to bust this out right now. All right. So what do you play Lotus Lane and filthy fashion models?

I am Anna's girlfriend. I do hear you. I'm Anna's girlfriend. I kind of help her.

She's having an issue finding a model and I kind of suggest Shaila Jennings and we just end up having a threesome because she's so sexy. So why not? And then since we are girlfriends and we like wake up and we live together

we have our own little sex scene. Yeah, like wake up sex together. Morning sex. Wake up and smell the sex.

Absolutely. In the bathtub. All right. Yeah.

Well, in the bathtub. Yeah, so there was a lot of splashing and wetness and water. Water is a great aphrodisiac. Well, Miss Elizabeth Aston, a.k.a. Bisbonobo, happy birthday to you.

Thank you very much. It's a pleasure to be here during the show and celebrate the birthday. And I hear that people might be willing to give you my spanking today. Well, I actually, I have a few little presents for you here.

But one thing I have for you is your very own copy of the Bonobo way. Wonderful. Which is signed and which can be used for reading or spanking. See, we have a thing we do here.

We do book spankings because we feel that books are good for a lot of things. You know, door stops, paper weights. I mean, spankings, they're perfect really. They are.

They have that weight. Oh, this is a good weight for that. It's a good weight for that. I think the designer relationships one though would be a good one to start with.

It's a warm up. It's a warm up. I think we're going to start with that one. Oh, how nice.

We did, you know, and then we'll, we'll, we'll graduate to that. And then we'll do the encyclopedia. That's a hard cover. All three volumes.

All right. Go really hard. Yeah. Well, actually I just realized I wrote the definition of spanking for the human

sexuality encyclopedia. So I really should spank you with it. But I don't know if I have it downstairs. I don't know.

I think I don't. But I think we're going to spank you with this. Do we have enough time or should we take a break right now? Is it break time?

How much time do we have? Four minutes. Four minutes. We're going to say hi to Chelsea Demoiselle.

Just hi. Yeah. You stood up in your Italian swimsuit. Yes.

I wanted to see what Anna, Gorda's girlfriend's name is on Twitter. Because I don't think we have you to be able to share. My name on Twitter is Lotus Lane. Oh.

So it's L-O-T-U-S-L-A-I-N. Oh. It's counter-intuitive. I spelled it wrong for like three weeks.

I was so upset. I didn't think she'd love me because she didn't get back to me. And then I spelled her name wrong. It's okay.

It happened. It happened. She's so cool. She is so hot this one.

Yeah. I haven't seen you in so long. I know. I'm liking the new place.

I was going to say it's cool. But it isn't. Well, right now it's cool. Well, it is now.

Now you've got the fan on here. Yeah. Yeah. We got all piled up.

It makes for good effects. Okay. We're going to be doing birthday spankings and Bonoboville communion. We're going to be talking more about designer relationships and Philly films.

Yeah. Yeah. Philly. Girl power.

I'm from Philly, but it's a different spelling. But I like horses too. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm scared of horses. Yeah? Really? Yeah.

Wow. Why'd you call it Philly films? Well, our main guy called it Philly. I guess like back in the day.

A guy named your company? I thought it was a girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. Wow. Okay.

So Dion owns Combat Zone, but I'm like running the show. So we call him the big boss and I'm the little boss. Really? But I guess there's like a thing where when you see a hot girl back in the

days, you would call her a Philly or something. Oh, sure. I don't know. Oh yeah.

It's like Philly. It's kind of from a while ago, even maybe before my time, I think it's like the English calling hot girls birds or something. Birds?

I think now it's not a good thing to be called a bird, huh? I don't do something. Yeah. I don't know.

Is it similar to chicken heads? It used to be just like a, it used to be kind of just a hot Philly girl. Like that's just your girl. That's my bird.

Or chick. Right. Anyway. Okay.

I like Philly films, Philly girls, designer Phillies. Yeah. Maybe that's what we're talking about here. And one of our designer Phillies has a birthday and we're going

to be celebrating it very soon with book spankings, including the designer relationships book and the Bonobo Way book and hands as well. Yes.

Because she has a thing for hands, I think. I will accept hands. Absolutely. So right now put your hands together for Biz Bonobo's birthday

and don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called the Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love,

not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo Sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how Bonobos have sex.

It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.

With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us.

Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, Bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management.

And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the Bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville,

a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real Bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction.

Read the Bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Since sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride

for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here. Put the other right here.

And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Oh.

It's mountain. Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have.

Many a times. My favorite horse to ride. It's fun. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got Rajiv Raju riding the Sybian. Wow. Holy shit. That does the job.

Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Oh, relax.

Oh, fuck. Breathe forward. Breathe forward. Oh, fuck.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrating masturbation month. Yes. Hallelujah.

You're out of time. You're out of time. Oh, yes. Yes.

Come on. Princess. Princess. Come on.

Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being.

You're a wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. Hi, man.

I think that was a really good one. I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift off.

We have clean mind. Dang it. Stop. Come on, man.

Ava ejection. We. We. We.

We're going to come. We're going to come. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify.

Testify masturbation. That you masturbate. Testify. And you are not ashamed.

I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm.

One. I don't think I can leave those ones. We're the husband's family. You got the simian.

You don't need the husband. Oh, my God. I don't. Whoa.

Whoa. Ah. Don't let her fall over. Ah.

Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. You're listening to radio city one on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. All the Dr. Susan Block shows broadcasting live.

And let's see. So we're about to celebrate our show producer Biz's birthday with a very special event. You know, everybody knows about birthday spankings.

But we do a special kind of spanking here on the Dr. Susan Block show related to our literariness. And yes, we love books. We're big readers, writers.

And of course, just so happens, a book has a great, this is very nice for a little paddle, yeah. Okay, so books are great for spankings. And by the way, if you haven't already,

like Block Books on Facebook, okay? Facebook is a book for God's sake. And for Goddess' sake. And for the sake of the birthday girl,

who will join me in helping to give this spanking, Ms. Lotus, Ms. Anna, will you please join me? I need some help. She's a big birthday girl, actually not,

but I just want help. You can get on either side of me or something, or I don't know. Well, no, no, we're going to start with this one.

I mean, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to start with our guest book, which is designer relationships, a guide to happy monogamy. Excuse me.

Bar. Bonoboville Bar. Womb room to speakeasy bar. Keep it down.

Keep it down. We're about to indulge in a very special event, the Biz Bonobo Birthday Book Spanking, with the designer relationships,

a guide to happy monogamy, positive polyamory, and optimistic open relationships. All right. So, prepare your bottom.

I'd show as much as you can. As much as you have. As much as you have. Says loser taking a front-row seat.

Notice. I can't miss this. All right. And she is fish netted up and pulling her panties down.

This is very, this is a, you know, we celebrated the super moon a couple of weeks ago with a lot of mooning, and we're having a little mooning here,

which is very nice. You're tearing me apart, Lisa. Okay. There we go.

Here we go. Here is the Biz Bonobo butt. All right. Pristine, unspanked.

Reveal. Reveal. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Very good. Okay. So now you're going to get across our,

our, our, our, yeah. Well, I think, yeah. Like this. Very good.

Whoa. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes. Very, very nice.

Yeah. Would you like, well, we're, we're, I think we're going to start with the book. We're going to give her the hand as a reward.

Right. Okay. So you want to do the honors here? Yeah.

I was in the line of fire for a second there. Wow. Oh yeah. Yeah.

We're not counting a lady's number of thanks. Throwing the book at her. Yeah. Throwing the book at her.

It's much better. Spanking. All right. This, this is a good spanking.

That was a great warm-up. I think we'll try some from the side where you can. Oh, this is fantastic. It is getting very nice.

Oh, am I blushing? Yeah. Oh, goody. This book is going to be worth a lot more, don't you think?

It's a book and it's a sex toy. There you go. I, I'm glad you noticed. Yes.

Very good. So now we graduate. Where's your, is this your Bonobo Way book here? No.

That's not yours. Here's yours. And thank you for your kind words. Oh.

I'm not going to be kind now though. No holding back. I meant every one of those kind words. Here's for being such a great show producer.

Thank you. As my dad used to tell me, I do it because I love you. Really? Did he give you book spanking?

Well, not books. It was a belt, but it doesn't matter. Same thing. He didn't belt you with the Bible?

Spanking is a spell. No, it was just because he loved me. The Talmud? Look at this beautiful red butt.

Kind of getting jealous. What do you think? I think we're going to give it a little after care, but in between care because we are going to do some hands spanking.

But this is a mink glove, which is very politically incorrect, but a client gave it to me. So what can I do? I have to use it.

You can't let it go to waste. She has to do some after care with a books spanking. Oh, that's kind of nice. Sometimes with a book reading, books can really spank

your old ideas out of you. That's what books do. Good books really like spank your old paradigms away and give you new ones.

All right. So hands spanking now, I think. Yeah. Are you ready?

Oh, yeah. I'll hold your mic because I know you're going to need to get your elbow into this. Because she knows you're going to use it.

Oh, yeah. Oh my goodness. She doesn't mess around. No.

Oh, I'm feeling the birthday warmth. Looks like she's totally messing around. Oh, whoa. Next.

Anna, would you like to have some honors? Yeah. Look at those fingers. I read in Tindley and waiting for you.

I love birthdays. Oh, yeah. It's so cute. It's a pretty butt, yeah.

Oh, it's such a cute booty. Thank you. Cute booty. Oh, thank you for pulling my hair.

Oh, yeah. I love everyone has different styles. Oh, does this make me a dirty fashion model? Yes.

Yeah. A designer filthy fashion model. Oh, that was your boss. Thank you, doctor.

May I have another? You must be 370 years old. I believe so. All right.

Where's that mink glove? That's my favorite. It is a beautiful glove. It's a birthday glove.

That is really nice as an after-care thing. It is. Aw. See, you made me blush.

Thank you. You got to have some kind of after-care. I do not recommend that you buy mink gloves because actually minks are not endangered species,

but still. But if someone gives it to you, use it, or something, or just kiss. You know, something nice.

I'm the greatest boss. OK. Now show off your ass to everybody. Hurray.

Birthday girl ass. I've been a very bad spanked, but thank you. Book spanking. This is the result of women who read too much.

Oh, yummy. Thank you. Oh, happy birthday to you. OK.

Loser can lead the singer because he is a cantor. That's right. He's the lead singer and the losers. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday. Am I leading? Oh, I'm leading. Lead the singer.

Happy birthday, dearly. It's a gorgeous. I don't know. Happy birthday to you.

There you go. Happy birthday to you. You bridged the version better. Happy birthday, dearly.

Lovely biz. Elizabeth Aston producer extraordinaire. Oh. Bonobo.

Happy birthday to you. Now the cake says blow me. Thank you, everybody. That was lovely.

The cake says blow me. That's right. Night night. Who am I to not blow?

I wish. Thank you very much to all my Bonobo family and to everybody who contributes to the show in any way that they do. All the beautiful people who come through here are an inspiration.

It's really nice. Even though I'm saying this with my panties down, I can still be taken seriously sometimes. You bet. It just goes to show that.

I for one take you more seriously with your panties down. Thank you. I'll remember that when we're in the office. I hope you do.

That would actually bring a smile to my face. So thank you, everybody. And it's really a pleasure to work on the show. And it's such an honor to be recognized on my birthday.

Thank you. And we have just a little bit of time to have Bonoboville communion in honor of Biz's birthday. So I believe the communion is about to begin.

We are going to be communing, brothers and sisters, lovers and centers. Well, hello, Miss Philly. She's puffing away now. We're sitting this one out.

All right. So yeah, so would you like to partake in Bonoboville communion? Yes, yes. Do you remember how it goes?

I remember the drinking part. And then something with boobs? Yes. Well, it doesn't have to be boobs.

Let me just say that the general body part we suggest is to free the nipple. Okay. But you don't have to. You could use the wrist.

You could use the back of the neck. You could use, you know, the knee, the foot, the butt. You could use Biz's butt. I mean, it's been well burned for crispiness.

And you could use, I don't know, you could be creative. Sometimes people surprise me. Penis, vaginas, no? Yes, that is always interesting.

You know, when people do it off of penis and vaginas. Yeah. Just keeping daps open. I don't know, if you do it off of a vagina, literally, loser, it would be a vulva.

You would be doing it on the outside. You know, once you put the salt inside, it kind of dissolves and, you know. I wouldn't know. We talked about this last week when most people celebrated Labor Day.

We celebrated Labia Day. That's right. Yes. And we had a lot of fun celebrating Labia Day with our vulva puppet made by Dory Lane of

Vulva Puppets. Okay. Wondrous vulva puppet. And we also showed our vulvas and labias.

And it was interesting. But now we are going to do the novel communion. And perhaps Chelsea, you could help since it's Biz's birthday. And she just sort of has the bottle between her legs like a strap on.

And Chelsea is going to be leaving us for a while. But we know she'll come back like a boomerang. And she's still going to be one of our great therapists. So we love her.

Actually, she's going to take over our classifieds. That's right. She is going to be the Vinogo classified mistress. So you all can get free classifieds.

So just, we're doing Agua, I think. Agua? Agua? Agua?

Agua? Would you like a drink? Would you like a Bonoboville communion? You can just, you take, it's a body shot, basically.

And you lick the salt off of a body part. Like I said, if you don't want to do boobs, which we generally do, you could do like, you know, wrist or back of the neck or anything. It's really whatever you like.

And it actually doesn't have to be with alcohol, although, you know, it could be. Talk, you should work that out. Okay. Maybe you can watch us and then you'll, or, oh, you'll do it.

Okay. Never mind. They'll do it. But they can still watch us.

Yes, they are down. And you have to talk to your microphone. Watching is always fun. Well, it is.

Watching is fun. And especially when people are watching you. Yes. Yes.

Yes. And so who's going to take the birthday girl should take the first communion, I think. I think you should.

Whose body parts are you looking for, Miss Elizabeth? Where do I even begin? Choices, choices. Okay.

People are now at the stage. We haven't even done Bonoboville communion and they're sitting on their mics. I would say whoever was heaviest on the spanking, I think, deserves a little, a little tongue lashing.

Very good. Very good. Very good way of putting it. Right.

From the book spanking to the tongue lashing. I like that. If I could see some beautiful boobs. I'm happy to have last.

Right. Free the nipple. Free the nipple. Yes, Chelsea.

Go for your instinct. Hey, you took your piercings. I thought they were out. It's the light.

Yeah, you got the piercings. Chelsea has the pierced nipples. Oh, yes. Oh, hooray.

Beautiful nipples. Are you going to... Boobs. Give us...

Maybe take my booty out instead because it's easier. Could you take your dress off? Yeah. Just take the whole dress off.

To be fair, I'll free my nipple too. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Oh, my goddess.

It's Anna. Oh, my goddess. Oh, my goddess. And goddess Lainus.

Oh, wow. Glorious booty. Glorious booty. Oh, you see, we're already in that church thing, you know, going with the communion, right?

Something to do with celebrating the Jewish New Year or Ramadan or communion. All of it. Buddha's birthday. Celebrate all of the birthdays.

All of it. All of it. Right. Oh, look at you.

You look beautiful. I think gals are looking so, so hot. And, of course, the birthday girl. And we are freeing the nipple.

And, okay, so here we have the salt. And I will do the sprinkling as the high priestess of Bonoboville. So lick first. You lick to wet the surface.

And then... Either you grow up Catholic, anybody grow up Catholic here? This is our version of communion. Okay.

I love the lipstick around her nipple. That's a nice touch. Halo. Yeah.

It's part of the religious aspect, the halo. You mean good? You think that can you show a clap? Okay.

So now you take the salt and just... This is the body of the savior of whatever you need saving from or for. And then the blood. Which would be the beverage.

Yes. Green blood. Or... Thank you.

Yes. Thank you, Biz. And thank you, Lotus Lane. Whoa.

Beautiful. Yay. Alright, so... Birthday party.

Whose turn is it? It's your turn. Actually, it'll be your turn because you just provided yourself as the altar. Okay.

So now, I guess I'm leaving that. Oh, thank you. Okay. I like this game.

Yes. And Lotus Lane's booty is looking good in those little white shorts, I must say. Yeah. Okay.

Wow. And she goes for the birthday girls. They're the direct nipple and sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. Ah, happy birthday to me.

Wait, do I drink the drink first? Yeah, you drink the drink as the chaser to... You take the body and then the blood and then the spirit. By the way, you out there in the bar and Bonoboville environs as well as LA and the rest of the world,

you can do this too. You can take any drink you like. Hold your mic up. And my mic.

Okay, here we go. Except I'm going to be moving my mic because I'm going to be doing my Bonoboville communion. Do I see Audrey Holiday over there? Audrey Holiday, step forward.

Can see her? Someone being shy. I think so. So I am...

Speaking of spankings, this girl, she knows how to take a spank. Well, you could always take another one in the after party. But I am going to get my Bonoboville communion in on the lovely... Well, actually two lovelies, Anna Fox and Lotus Lane.

Oh, goody. Double communion. Hot comes off, everything is good. Little fairy dust sprinkle.

I love it. So good to have you ladies back with us. Indeed. Nice to meet you, by the way.

You are tasty. Nothing we had of it. I know. Lechaim.

Happy New Year. Toast to crime. Absolutely. She's here.

Okay. So, you don't drink. Okay. Now, I'm excited to have my special guest,

stupid Bonoboville communion, designer relationship authors, Michaels and Johnson. Hooray!

Okay, so I have the song. Okay, so... Here, you take the glass, and now provide...

You want our drink? Agua? Stortho. Ah.

Sensual. Very nice, very nice. All these options. Yep, yep, okay.

An erogenous zone, of course. All right, are we ready for the song? Ooh. Eat me, baby.

See, we're all cannibals at heart. And here you are with your agua. Witnessing an orgasm. Cheers.

Peace through pleasure. Peace through pleasure. Yeah! Bonoboville.

And here we go. Oh, she's going for the ear lobe. This is ear lobe communion. Another erogenous zone.

Absolutely. Witnessing the formation of a bone. Suck on my ear lobe, and I'll follow you anywhere.

Okay, now I have to be careful not to get this in the ear canal. Excuse my finger, but... Okay.

I'm ready. Oh, yummy. Cheers. Chante bonheur.

And... Bahaya! Bahaya! Yay!

Patricia. All right, they're doing good. Who hasn't done their bonoboville communion? Anna didn't do it yet.

Anna didn't do it. You've been so quiet. I'm observing everybody. She's a watcher.

I'm going to do the neck thing tonight with Max. I want to do it off the other boob. Since it's your birthday. Thank you.

She can't be unbalanced. That's right. Keep me in balance, ladies. Thank you, thank you.

All right. Yes, that's right. You have to balance out the birthday girl. That's right, and this is what happens

when you move into these model houses, you know. Anna, Anna. Naughty things happen. Oh, yeah.

Making nasty. Very nice. Good shot. Best birthday ever!

Thank you. Awesome. So what do you think of our rituals and practices here in this strange town of the doboville?

Very exotic. Ah. It feels pretty exotic, you know? Yes.

It's got that tropical feeling going on right now. We sure do. It's baking in here. Yes.

Very sticky. All right, so has everyone done the doboville communion that wants to? I see a filly on the stable.

Yeah, there's a filly. There's a filly over there who hasn't... She's shy. She needs to be forced, I know.

Okay. Come on. Lick something. Take a drink.

This is Rebecca. Can I say your last name? Nazarian? What kind of name is that?

It's like Kardashian or something. Here. What's wrong with you? You're an Armenian? My mom's from El Salvador,

and my dad's from Armenia. Oh, okay. They met at a donut shop after the club. My mom's a cougar.

I think she's like over 10 years older than my dad. Really? Wow. That's exciting. That's interesting.

Is she a strong personality? Yeah. But she's still with him? No, my dad got deported back to Armenia.

Well, there you go. You got to swing through life. So he's in Armenia, and I didn't grow up with a dad,

but my mom... You grew up with a name, though. Yeah, which it totally... Totally affects your whole life,

even with him not here. Armenians have actually changed my life ever since I dropped acid. That's a great introduction

to Bonoboville Communion. Yeah. When the acid takes effect. So, okay, so what are you doing here?

I'm waiting for my shot. Oh, you got it. Your shot is right there. You don't have to wait.

What you do is you lick the surface of someone. For the girl. All right. Very nice. Good choice.

Because you don't work with her. No work boundaries there. I know, right? Yeah, I gave you a choice.

Keep it professional, ladies. So, I'll do it like right there. Okay. So, she's going to do chest area.

Right, okay. I'm going to be a sail. All right, go for it. She just did a nice stripe.

Wow, look at that. She really did... Right across. I'm going to go the other way.

There you go. She knows how to do a body shot this girl. Down the hatch. All right.

Thank you, Rebecca, of Philly Films. And you know what? It's just about midnight, brothers and sisters. We are going to have quite an after party here.

But I think... You never know. Yeah, we are. There's more spankings coming up. But we do want to just give ourselves

shout-outs and sort of give an official goodbye. Test, test. Hello, Mr. Captain.

Test, test. Captain Max. Captain Max. Yes.

Do you want to speak? Yes, we can hear you. I can hear you, Captain Max. You kept saying test, test.

Do you want to speak? No. You just want to test your microphone. I understand. This is a thing in...

a designer relationship. You have to understand when your husband just wants to test the microphone. That's it. Okay. All right. That's good.

Communication. That's all it's about. That's what it's about. Sometimes over a microphone. I'm not sure...

So, yeah, it's been a hot show, brothers and sisters, in more ways than one. And I want to thank my author guests

who provided their book for a books banking as well as for food for thought, designer relationships. Yes, indeed.

And Mark and Patricia I keep thinking Masters and Johnson, but it's Michaels and Johnson.

So keep thinking Masters and Johnson and then Michaels and Johnson and you'll get it. And check out designer relationships

so you can understand what's going on in this crazy world of couples and truffles and orgies. Whoa!

Thanks so much. We had a blast. Serious about orgies. Please press. Thank you. Please press. And Philly Films.

What happened to her? Alright, she went that way. So, you guys, where do we find you and a fox? I'm on Twitter at

A-N-A-F-O-Triplex and Instagram, Foxy, Loxy. So, yeah, all my boobies and booties is on there.

Yeah. And your directorships. Absolutely. And where do we find you, Lotus Lane?

I need a microphone here. I wasn't holding mine. I'm on Twitter at Lotus Lane L-O-T-U-S-L-A-I-N

and also on Instagram L-O-T-U-S-Period L-A-I-N. So, yeah, check me out. Alright, we will check you out

and Philly Films, she's just recovering from her Bonoboville Communion. Rebecca, come on over here and say something.

Philly Films is also on Twitter Philly FilmsXXX Okay, you don't have to say anything. Never mind.

I don't have to say anything. Yeah, follow us on Twitter. Alright. And you're on Twitter too, right?

What are you on Twitter? Tantra? We're Tantra PM. Tantra PM. What's the PM stand for?

Petition Mark. Oh, okay, Petition Mark. And, you know, we like the PM part too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens more in the PM

except sometimes the AM is a good time too. Yeah, morning wood and everything. Yeah, morning wood. Okay, and the birthday girl,

I don't know, you find her on the Institute site and she's a therapist. And also on Radio Susie One. And also on Radio Susie One.

Actually, yes, that's your Twitter. It is, it's fun too. I get to look at naked girls all day long. I'm a happy, happy producer.

And read good books. Exactly, read good books. Or at least the, you know, summaries. Anyway, Chelsea.

I mean, you're going to go away for a little while, so. I'm still on the board, so give me a call and I tweet.

I'll be tweeting my self-facility at the shows. Chelsea Bonobo on Twitter and we're on Facebook all the time. So if you find Dr. Susan

Block, I'm sure Chelsea will be nearby around her. And so, read my comments because I make awesome comments on all the

awesome posts that Dr. Susie makes. So, you should read me if you can keep up with me. Yes, she does. Maybe I'll have a tantra mate.

Like these two found each other. Her comments on my blogs are as long as the blogs. But they're great. I love it. Keep it up, please.

And I do want to give a shout out to Abby Martin, who made this bag that I took to Playboy Radio and carried the Bonobo way

in it. And then took the Emmys, I mean. And I love taking it to the Emmys because it has a naked girl on it.

So, among other images. So, check out Art by Abby Martin. Absolutely. And, wow.

It's been a fast hour and a half. So, I want you who are out there to be good.

Be very good. But when you're bad be really bad and good. So, whether you're

watching us in your mansion on a hill or a cardboard box I want you to make like

bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war. And, you know.

Figure out how to communicate with your lovers. Whether you're in a designer relationship or just an old fashioned marriage.

Okay. And make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Make love to someone you love

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