FemDom Earth Day

Full transcript of FemDom Earth Day on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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boyers and connoisseurs, earthlovers and science marchers, them dumbed, masters and mistresses and love slaves, united and American airline flight thugs and victims, yes, you too, yes. It seems that really these U.S. airline companies are like really into BDSM. The problem is it's not consensual.

We're going to talk about consensual BDSM, the sex therapy, and mama Earth tonight live from Bonoboville. It's the Dr. Susan Block show, and yes, this is a show about sex with a capital X. That's right, brothers and sisters, sex is what brings us into the world and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while.

Sex. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A woman? A woman. Yes, indeed. Maybe we can dispense with the amen tonight. Now, we love our men and A women to them, especially our Bonobo boys, absolutely, especially with Thuggery in the air. Thuggery is in the air on the high seas

in the missile launches and on the runways. Oh my, so we need our Bonobo boys more than ever and we need our femdom gals as well. We happen to have a few of them here tonight, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed, it's Earth Day and we want you to love the Earth you make love on. That's right. And of course, Bonobos are,

I think they should be the Earth Day mascots because, hey, we're all part of the Earth. We're all part of this living organism and yet we have our differences and humans for too long have thought that our differences make us able to rule the Earth, able to rape our mother, the Earth. Some people call Earth our lover. Either way,

it sucks and not in a good way. So, we need to learn that we are part of the Earth and, I mean, you can do that by taking mushrooms, of course. Can we do that? Yeah, we could do that. We could do that. And you can do that through science. Yes, of course, mushrooms have been studied by science as a great way to help a lot of people with their neurosis and psychosis

and just feeling that connection that society, I love society. What would I be without society? You can't get push-up bras in the wild. I need society. Right, you need certain things, high heels, latex. These are society things. Hats. Hats. Well, you could make a hat out of leaves, but, yeah, I think on this Earth Day, we need to acknowledge that we have cut ourselves off to

such an extent that we are killing ourselves, that we are raping our mother, our lover, the Earth and that's ourselves. And maybe these thumb-doms I've got tonight can talk to you about how to rape yourself in a fun way. We've got the inside of that. I don't think this is the way. This is not the way through pollution and through the exploitation of our Earth and the overpopulation,

the burdening of our Earth with too many babies, too many humans. I love humans. I love humans, but there's way too many of us. Yes, I completely agree. I tell my boys to not have kids. Thank you, ladies. And so I'm going to introduce now the ladies who are piping in with their beautiful Melif Lewis voices. That is Madame Marguerite. Yes, Animal Play Specialist and Fem Dom Comedienne.

I'm going to get into the comedy. The first Fem Dom Comedienne. Seriously, they're going to make it happen. You're going to hear this. She's going to give her first performance of Fem Dom comedy here on the Dr. Susan Block Show live. It's going to be a first. And I have, yes, okay, you're clapping before you hear it. I'm just taking my word for it. It's great, but you know. I knew it's

all going to be good. That's right. It's good. It's good. You've got to have confidence in your dog. Yes. So I also have Mistress Eva who I am now pronouncing correctly. Never pronounce it Eva. It's Mistress Eva Cruz. Yes. And we're very excited to have Mistress Eva Cruz back. She hasn't been with us since Halloween last year. You were a little devil. Yes. Yes. Now on the

other hand, Mistress Liz was here last week. We can't get rid of her. I don't even know if she left. No, I was just hiding in a corner. She's been in the dungeon. I think these airlines should call themselves dungeons really. I mean, the way people get beat. They couldn't be that good. It's terrible. I don't think any of you doms would beat a mother carrying a baby.

Non-consensual. Not at all. Even if it was consensual. If they're not into it now. But it's not. And we also have Miss Molly here tonight. It's her first night. She is a virgin to the Dr. System clock show. We're going to take that tonight. A friend of JJ's and she is a therapist, marriage and family counselor. We might have a family for you to

counsel tonight, I think, coming up from our audience. Yeah. Yeah. Talking to the microphone though. You got it. I'm on task. Yeah. But you're as sexy as a dom right there. Yeah. You fit in well. Thank you. We're good mentors. Okay. I could use a good teacher. Definitely. We're the best. Well, we're all going to teach each other tonight. And of course,

our gypsy bonobos. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's already got her Agua lay around her neck. She's been laid already once. I think twice actually. You might just get laid tonight yourselves. You know on the Dr. System show, it's not hard to get laid. If you come here, it's kind of a guarantee. Look at that kilo girl. Yes. Gypsy is a therapist. I am. I am. Dr. Susan Block is a very special

therapist. I learn from the best. That's right. My hand me down. I'm learning from the best right now and I'm excited. Apprentice. Apprentice. That sounds so good. Yeah. Maybe I'm going to shortchange myself. You know, like I like to think that like, you know, you were the beginning pioneered and I am now learning the learning. I'm learning. I'm already out the door.

Oh my gosh. No, you are. She is a fantastic therapist. I myself am also fantastic. You know, sometimes sleeping or having champagne with my husband of 25 years. I'm at the bar. Captain Max. Welcome, Captain Max. Block party. Is the honeymoon over yet? No. There he was pouring champagne. Let me see. Look at that. There he is steering the ship,

the captain, pouring champagne. That was our last year's anniversary. Actually, we got to get the pictures up to this year. Yeah. Yeah. And last year we went and visited the bonobos and yes, the bonobos are the most femdom apes on earth in addition to being what I think should be Earth Day mascots because they are the closest to human of all the other creatures

on this great earth. I mean, you know, we have relationships with dogs and cats and cows and grass and amoebas and everything. But bonobos are really, really close to us. They're over 98.5% genetically similar to us. And so are common chimps, although there's some argument about that among primatologists who think bonobos are a little closer. But in any case, bonobos present

a new femdom paradigm for all those people that excuse and apologize for this misbehavior on the part of out of control males and say, well, that's just the way humans are because that's the way chimps are. And that's the way baboons are. And baboons, by the way, are not even apes. Bonobos are just as close to us as common chimps and they show us that a female empowered society,

some might say female dominant, I sometimes do actually, but they're certainly female empowered. You could say they share, they share the power, which is a big deal because the guys are bigger and stronger and they have fangs. So they could just put those ladies down. No problem physically. And that's what the common chimps do. And they get their power through harassing the females,

they rape the females, they kill other males that threaten them, they gang up their very boy gang oriented and the girls cower. And they, you know, it's every girl for herself. And hey, they are close to us, these common chimps. And this is a way that humans behave. In fact, it might even be on the swing, at least as far as our White House goes, our drum is wearing a sailor

hat because he thinks he knows about ships. But he don't even know where his ship is. Right, Captain Max? Captain Max. That's right. He had an armada. Armada. Where did he get that from Nissan? Nissan has an armada. Spanish armada or something. Right. Spanish armada. And his went the same way. And it was going the wrong way. The wrong way. Which is good,

actually, because otherwise we might all be blown up because we're in, you know, Los Angeles, we're closer than Washington to Korea. The North Koreans will be really surprised if it even shows up. So I'm glad he doesn't know what he's doing in that regard. Although it is very scary to go from the mother of all bombs blowing up Afghanistan,

you know, don't forget Syria blowing them up and then threatening Korea. And you know, this is what how to control boychimp baboons do. That's what they do or they punch like the guys. Notice in those airline altercations, it was a guy beaten on a woman and her child. And in the United, it was a bunch of guys beaten on a doctor with glasses on.

An old guy. I don't know. We're going to call him an old guy. He was an old guy. Well, he was, you know, he was not, he was certainly not beating on them. He was decent. He was a tough guy. You have to handle us carefully. We're fragile. Look at him. They beat him. He's bleeding. And there's a bunch of out of control boys.

I don't know. I'm not blaming men at all. I love men. I married one. I married one for 25 years. But we ladies have to understand our power and understand the necessity of exercising it for the sake of our society and the planet and to save the bonobos. Because March for Science, the bonobos show us the way. They show us that it's natural. That it's natural. Because,

you know, so many people say, oh, it's so unnatural to worship the female, you know, because the female is weak. The female is, you know, not in ascended. Worship the male. That's what's natural. No. The bonobos show us it's very natural to worship and adore and listen to the female if, you know, they do certain things. Like I shouldn't neglect to say.

Bonobos have a lot of sex. The guys get laid, you know, not just with these things. They get laid a lot. They get laid a lot, a lot, a lot. Usually by older females, Milf's rule, Bonoboville. Yes. Oh, yeah. Go Milf. Oh, yeah. And each other, by the way. Yeah. They're very bisexual. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of rump rubbing and penis fencing and a little bit of anal. You know,

we saw them doing some anal in the zoo. Yeah. Sometimes it slips. Yeah. There's all kinds of stuff. You find that here in Bonoboville. I saw that the other night here. Right. You don't have to go to the zoo. What can I say? It slipped. You got to go to the zoo. You got to support the zoo, brothers and sisters. This is Earth Day. And I know

zoos, I have mixed feelings about them. They do imprison the animals, but on the other hand, they do like keep them alive. And the Bonobos are highly endangered. And, you know, we got to do all that we can to keep them alive. By the way, I was given an I Bonobo you bracelet by the Bonobo project for our work here in Bonoboville for the Bonobo way for putting out the word

about Bonobos, for putting out the word that you should donate to help conserve the Bonobos, Bonobo conservation through Lola Bonobo, the Bonobo conservation initiative, and the Bonobo project. And not just because they gave me some swag, although you can buy some swag too. If you want a Bonobo t-shirt, something that says, I Bonobo you, in case you're nervous about saying I love you,

you know, or I want to fuck you, you know, you can just say, I Bonobo you. Or if you just know that Bonobo is the better thing, like that's such a good word, I Bonobo you. That means a lot. It does. I want to get so Bonobo down with you. Yes, I hear it's coming out more and more. And of course, yes, I Bonobo you is now taking on all the x-rated connotations that people were

afraid it would take on if I got the words out. So anyway, yeah, that's what Bonobos do, and that's one of the reasons that the males are so agreeable, and is that they do have a lot of sex, it's not scarce, it's not hoarded by only the top males in common ship bill, much like human bill, only the top males get to have sex, not the males on the other

levels of the hierarchy. And Bonobo females make sure all the males get something, they usually get kicked first or something. Then they get farplay. Yeah, you know, that's what I'm saying. That's a lead up. The ladies like to be in control there, you know, and the males kind of get into it, right? Of course they do. Of course they do, and Madame Marguerite knows

a little something about this, actually a lot of something, because well, she's an animal specialist, an animal play specialist. Humans letting out their inner animal, I often say, release your inner Bonobo, to a great degree tonight, I'm releasing my inner leopard, I think. I can see it released right here. Yeah, well I got the Bonobo right between the boobies, it's true.

And you know, I think it's important to let our animal out, because otherwise we forget that we're animals. Absolutely, and it's really just, you know, it's, we need opportunities to get wild and just, you know, release all this energy that we have. Right, it builds up if not. You know, and if you have people to exchange it with, I mean, that's such a great experience and

it's just healthy. I love to growl when I'm having sex. There you go. That's sometimes what it's all about. Growling, growling, just all around and, you know, scratching. And yeah, do you hear that boys? Do you hear that boys? I was like six females saying that we like to play and growling. We'll get crazy with you. If you're good. Yeah, we'll reward you. If you're

good Bonobos, if you're good Bonobos. If you're good Bonobos. Of course, I have to say there are a lot of women that go for bad boys. I like a challenge. Right, and that is something we all have to kind of balance in our lives. We do like challenges. We do like excitement, and it's a question of balance. And I just want to say that although I really think that Melania is beautiful

and very balanced in the physical department. I wish I was that balanced. I don't think she's taken care of the hubby here. Who would want to? I know I have sympathy for her. I really do. I'm not blaming her in the least. All I'm saying is that we here in Bonoboville, and I know it's kind of silly. It's our comedia erotica. We have him in the sailor hat, and by him I do mean

drum. And that's his real name, of course. And he's a big dick with a little tiny penis. And he has. Whoa, that's tiny. It's appropriate. Mini penis syndrome. He keeps trying to prove he's got a big missile, you know, the mother of all missiles, all that stuff. Right. And you know, humiliation is a very, very touchy subject. We're going to talk about that

in a little bit. Sometimes it's really what's called for. It's it's got to put them in their place. Yeah. Sometimes. And in this case, I think it's very important. And he is still wearing his tutu from last year's Easter parade. And we keep dressing him more and more. But I do think he needs one more thing. We had him gagged, well under gag order, we like to say, since he put, he put

some people under gag order so they can't talk about abortions and women's reproductive rights. So we're, you know, we put them under gag order with an Easter egg last week. Uh, this week, I think Madame Marguerite has a tool wrapped around her neck. Oh, I sure do.

But why don't you come forward here, Madame Marguerite. Madame Marguerite was most recently at our 25th wedding anniversary. Oh, that was fabulous. And she brought her animals. Yes.

And here it is. First of all, let's let's have a look at the device because it's going to be hidden. It's a tiny penis that's appropriate for Trump. That's all he gets. Yes. Yes. This is a little baby pacifier, penis pacifier. We're teaching him some humility.

It's a cock-a-fire. Right. He, he needs to, you know, be pacified because he has a big adult baby. He's got that adult baby thing going on. It's an embarrassment to humanity.

Humble him. There you go. All right. All, I, amen and amen to all of the things. Amen. Yeah. Amen to all these things. All right. So who wants to do the honors?

I would love to. Okay. So we also have a little device here to help put the... Open up wide. Open wide.

You know how to do that. I don't hear him gagging yet. Okay. He's not doing a very good job yet.

Oh, he's gagging. He's gagging, but it's, it's really in his mouth now. You can see it right here. Here. Let me bring him forward. I think that's the best photo of him yet.

Oh, he's not a star right now. Hats off to you, Miss Susie. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here goes the...

He got excited. He did. He got excited. Baby. He loves the pacifier.

He's like, he loves cots and a smile. He's been secretly waiting until this day. He's got the perfect O mouth for a sucking cots. He would think, but he keeps spinning it out.

Well, he can't give a hand job. You know, this guy is a challenge. Tiny hands. Tiny hands.

Can't give a hand job. So he's got to give a hand job. All right. Take a picture.

Here. Come sit by him. All right. Here he is. The big baby pacified.

This is our fantasy. And this is what we wish for. This looks so appropriate right now. It does.

It's perfect. But here's the thing, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This will not do it alone. We have to get out in the streets.

We have to march... Make some noise. ...for women. We have to march for immigrants.

We have to march for science. Police brutality. Sire. Yep. Against that.

Against police brutality. Absolutely. Thank you, Madam Marguerite, for bringing that up, because that brings up another form of BDSM that's not consensual.

You know, you kind of feel that some of the police are letting their dominant desires out of control. They're dominant. Small dick syndromes.

Yes. And there's actually something that we could vote for on May 16th. I don't know if the... Right now, the way it works, if a police officer is being disciplined

and he meets for a board, it's two high-ranking police officers and one civilian are the people who sort of judge him. And right now, we could vote on May 16th to have... Give them the option to have three civilians judging them.

So that's really, really important. Get out May 16th and vote on that, because that's really important. Do you know what that proposition is? They do work for us.

So, you know, they should... But I know that Marguerite... Really work for us. Tom has...

Who works for us? The police, Max. The police. The police.

We've got to get out there. Who work for us? I don't think so. I don't think so.

Well, they should. They should. I had party with some of the best. They should, but I don't think so.

No, I've had pod parties. Are you sure when they test police and... The police work for the rich. They go for the dumber ones.

But this is actually what I understand when she's saying that... They're the army in blue. Instead of having one person that would have against the courts, you'd have three common people that are having an outside perspective.

Basically, now it's the cops ganging up on the civilians to make a decision, so it's not equal. And this is a first step. This is a first step.

So it's a general municipal election on Tuesday, May 16th. And it's a first step. If we pass this, where people have the option of seeing three civilians, then we can move forward and just eradicate them,

even having two high-ranking officers and only one civilian. It becomes their work against ours. So then what is the proposition? And they're, of course, taught how to lie.

Right, and they... Is it just for that? She's asking what is the number of the proposition. I don't know the number of the proposition.

Can I see that? Yeah, there's a few. What's the proposition? Not a numbers person.

No, but we should learn what the number is. We're going to figure it out. We're going to figure that out. We're going to tell you.

And he's keeping his pacifier in his mouth. Dr. Suzie knows how to shove it in there. I do. Well, from what it looks like,

there's just one proposition that's up. Yeah, it's just one. It's just one. What number is that?

That's it. It's just the one. And I'm just so glad I registered to vote so I could vote against you.

We all got this in the mail. Yeah, everybody got it in the mail checking out. I mean, even if you just look up General Municipal Election on May 16th,

get the information. You know, we have so much information at our fingertips. You know, even we have law libraries.

We could be a force if we get together on it. If we get together. And we are together. Here we are getting together.

Yeah, we are. We're organizing. We are together. And we're putting the word out

about this proposition. And now for a lighter moment. For a lighter moment. Okay.

So please come sit up here with me, Mistress Ava, and we are going to enjoy our entertainment tonight, which is brought to us from Madam Marguerite.

Oh, am I up? The Dom Communion. Oh, hi. Yes.

Oh, you're doing good already. Are you ready to pay a close-up? Yes, we have to lighten it up right now. I have been so impressed with Madam Marguerite's

little tweets of jokes. They've been fun. And I've asked her to tell some of these jokes for the first time in public.

So I've never told these jokes before. I mean, I think they're very silly, but I love them. So what does the dominatrix call a male dom?

Master Bader. I love this. Why do subs never graduate school? They're always suspended.

They're always suspended. That's a good one. You like suspension. Why did the dominatrix get-

You should stand up. You're a stand-up comic. Yeah, that's what I thought. You'd stand up.

Yeah, right. Why did the dominatrix get fired from Starbucks? Why? Why?

Somebody asked for whipped cream. That's my favorite part, though. That's the best one. Yeah, but it's all like a BDSM inside jokes.

I love it. When did domination become popular in China? Wait. The year of the cock.

Oh. But I'm full. We got it. Which is this year, right?

That's this year. This is the year of the cock. This is the year of the cock. That's why we've got a big dick in the White House.

Relax, fellas. A.K. and our real big dick. A dick head. A dick head.

He is a dick with a small penis. With a really little penis. I got one more. I got one more.

You ready for one more? I'm ready. Why does the dominatrix get so mad if you call her a potato? Why?

She's more of a dictator. But I like another one. I love taterines. It's what do you call it when a dominatrix makes you suffer through her jokes?

Punishment. Punishment. Where is it? Was that the cover?

Punishment. Oh, I got it. I love it. Thank you, thank you.

We have to work on our act. We'll work on our act. But it's getting good, right? No, that was fun.

That was fun. Listen, if you guys like cock, I love the pun. It was fun. It was good.

I love it. If you guys like cock, I love it. It brings happy. It's laughs, you know?

I'm always, I always have puns. You have to have a good sense of humor to be good. It's all about, you know, your big pun. You love puns.

Your big puns. I love playing with words. Word play. Word, you love play.

I love play. You love to play with boys and words. We're in a row. Boys, words, girls.

Girls, too. I love to play with girls. Oh, oh my gosh. See, I haven't seen you play with girls, really.

No, I haven't, I haven't, you know, you don't have a girl to play with girls in a long time. No, but I do. I love women.

I love men. I love people. I love intimacy. Love it.

Women are so much more sensual, too. I love the way that they react. I love the way you said that. I'm not.

I'm not. A very sensual voice. All right. As a matter of fact, you may recall those of you who paid

attention to the 2016 Susie Awards. That mistress, Eva Cruz, is the winner of Sultrious Dom. Ooh, what a thing. Yeah, select a good one.

Thank you. Yeah, Sultrious Dom. Thank you. She is.

You are, of course, best animal play specialist, or something like that. And you guys were not in 2016. So you don't get awards.

This was last year. Next year is my year. Maybe next year. Got to wait for it.

Thank you for the award. I'm going to wait. Such a compliment. I'm a very good patient.

Well, you deserve it. Thank you. You are. You're very strong and very feminine.

How do you do that? I was born this way, and it just took years of me to learn how to accept it and own it, and not be afraid of it.

You were afraid. I was afraid because I was judged because of it. Always judged and still judged. But I no longer.

You don't care what they think, right? For the less of more eloquent words, I don't give a fuck. I imagine why should you? I'd go and you shouldn't, because that's how you own things

is you don't worry about other people's nonsense. Exactly. Now, did you grow up in the great religion of suffering called Catholicism?

Yes. Yes. Did you see our Jesus Jackhammer dildo that we played with? She wants to defile you so badly.

You should. Dr. Suzy last week was having some serious fun with us. I was. That's just to re-erose a few days ago.

I had to be. You know what she's good at? Showing how Passover is really done. You know, I did Passover and Easter, and I had to be able to say,

Jesus is in me now. So I had to pay him. And he was. Well, my mouth.

It did go into my mouth. Smelling it. Smelling it. I was in her mouth.

She's a trooper bird. Does that smell like spit? Oh, we smelled it. Well, it's also a good, healthy thing.

It's like a fine cigar. Before you go down on a big penis, smell around. I think the song called that.

But look around. That is an animal thing. That's an animal thing. So I want to hear from our marriage and family counselor.

What do you think about all this animal expression? Yeah, I think it's if everyone could express their animal in a loving way or a sexual way, we wouldn't have so much violence. That's the bonobo way.

Right. We're getting our extra energy out. Yeah. I mean, I have so many male clients come to me with so many

anger issues. They don't know how to get the anger out. Male clients. Fuck it out.

Well, in the relationships, they're just angry. They don't know how to express that anger. Yeah. They're too aggressive.

Oh, and what do you tell them? I mean, in general, about how to express your anger, I mean, how to divert your anger or not express your anger or what?

Well, it's good to, I mean, obviously, to do it in a healthy way and not, you know, towards women or in a relationship but to be able to just, you know, express it. Go to the gym.

Yell it out. Go to the gym. Who works out, you know? Express it in a healthy way.

And what do you think about expressing it through consensual BDSM? I think it's an amazing idea because people, I think people that don't know about BDSM,

they think it's very violent. And when you really, and when you learn about it, it's so safe and consensual. But it takes violent feelings and...

It's dangerous and driving a car. It's great, but I choose that to be feeling that violence in a level of trust, you know, in your... Right, it's a trust-building thing.

Because we all have violence in us. And by the way, bonobos are not total angels. They're animals just like us and they are violent. They can be violent but they just ratchet it down.

They don't, they're not, yeah, they're not saints like you grew up with, like this guy. No, they're not saints. They fight but they just don't kill each other.

They don't kill each other and the rape level is very low. And it's a lot because they channel a lot of their feelings into sex and into a kind of what I call bonobo BDSM. You know, because they...

That makes sense. I mean, from a psychology standpoint, I believe in this too for the same reasons. It helps you balance your life.

I mean, you get your aggression out in a healthy way and everybody's happy at the end of the day because it's equal exchange. What about female anger?

Well, again, I was going to say, but it's the repressed anger that is the problem. It's repressed for so long that it explodes in something very...

It builds up. Yeah, dangerous. You end up in jail, you end up in a violence where if you could just on a regular basis

be getting out that anger and animalistic fun. That's why we're here. And just learning how to channel the energy, right? Like just find something to put that energy into.

Yes, yes. Something with passion. Well, we got something. A sexist passion?

Yes. I got it. Yelling it out. Yelling it out.

We got something to channel your energy into, really. I mean, this is a whole array of possibilities in terms of BDSM and fetish. And by the way, we are all going to Domcon.

Yes. Yes, we are. Yes, we are. And I had such a good time last year presenting

the Bonobo Way. I'm going to give a Bonobo Way part two. Femme Dom's of the Wild. You got to get up early on Saturday morning.

It's 11.30 a.m. to wake up your inner animal with an alarm clock. And then we'll have some fun. If you're bored, you can always go to

Madame Marguerite's class down the hall. But you better not be bored. Never bored at Domcon. No.

It's always something to look at. I'm excited to be a guest of honor. Thank you, Mistress Sian. Thank you, Mistress Sian.

She's my headmistress. She's your headmistress at Sanctuary. Yes, she is. And you are a sanctuary mistress.

I am. I'm a sanctuary mistress and I also do travel a lot. So, with her consent and your support. You're a pro-dom, pro-dominatrix.

Right. And what is your specialty? CBT. CBT.

She's dangerous like me. Does anyone want to define that? Do you want to define CBT, anybody in the class? Anything sadistic, I think she does.

She's a sadist. So, more than just CBT. She's an all-torture. The more you hurt, the more it pleases me.

Yes. Is this how you get your anger? So hot. You channel your anger.

See, what I think is a lot of men have anger. A lot of women have anger. And you know, you might say, if you really want to generalize in stereotype,

which I kind of hate to do because men have a feminine side and women have a masculine side. But guys tend to channel their anger outward and get into fistfights on airlines.

And gals tend to channel their violence and anger inward and blame themselves for things and go, oh, I can't do this. We don't do this.

But yes, we can. But you know, releasing your inner animal either way, it helps you to channel that anger either way. And guys do the, oh, channeling the anger against you

and some women get into fistfights, I guess, but not so many. I will definitely say that when I go into session, it's not anger that I feel.

But yes, channeling is definitely. It's extra energy, I think. Pent up energy of any sort. It could be anger.

It could be frustration. It could be anxiety. It could be. Just all those.

And I'm not saying you feel, in fact, you shouldn't feel anger when you go into a BDSM scene. You shouldn't. It's a channeling that goes on in your life,

not really in the scene. You shouldn't be angry at that person at that time. Even the physical aspect takes out a lot of energy. I mean, it's extra energy, honestly.

And it being a professional, you have to learn how to control those emotions when you go into a session. But it's true that after a good session, you're just too exhausted to be violent.

That's called aftercare. Oh, yes. You just want to curl up. So I understand you brought one of your props or toys.

I brought a very special device that was made, especially for me. It is made out of stainless steel. It's pretty heavy.

It's a humbler slash. A humbler. It's heavy metal. Yeah, it's a humbler slash.

It's not for the faint of dick. A spread of bar. A spread of bar slash predicament, weight holder, whatever it is that you want to do with it.

It's very, very heavy. A slush. I think it's lurking like a monster under my bed. Oh, goodness.

Oh, no. She's giving birth. She's giving birth to something fucking wonderful. I call this my rod of inspiration.

So you have to explain to the how this works to most people because nobody's going to know how this works. What a humbler is. Do you see how happy this makes me?

Just to hold this? Yeah, I know. Talk about it. It's beautiful.

That's even more exciting. We can really tell it's your own instrument. And it's so heavy, too. It's now, I don't know.

I should ask first if we have any volunteers who want to put their dick and balls into this thing. Okay. Do we have any balls?

I mean, you have a professional handling it. No one, huh? Bringing me your balls. Bringing me your balls.

We're the worst. So not even that great photographer over there. No, bring me your ball. Well, we have, we have my balls.

Bring me your balls. Bring me your balls. Oh, we always have our on stage. Oh, my God.

I'm so excited right now. Always ready. Jackie E. Blue. Oh, okay.

Are we going to humble? Jackie's already. I have the first second with this. Would you like to have some props?

Okay. So Max, what we have to, Jackie has work to do. Is that right? Correct.

Right, right. Volunteers. Any volunteers in the audience? That's right.

But all the volunteers out here that could be volunteers. Go get me some balls. A very scared. Did you now want to put their balls?

Maybe look at me. Jackie, come here. Bring me a pair of balls. A three measures.

Really? None of the gold wranglement. Well, all right. We have some, what do we have here?

We have cups. See, now these eyelets, you can use them to put some weights or constraints. I like that. So you could make ankles or wrists.

Sometimes you could put knees. I mean. Where did the balls go? Can you?

The balls you put in the middle. Now we're going to attach your hands or your ankles to your balls. Can we see how that goes? So let me show you how it's done.

I think the middle thing has something to do with it. So now imagine your ankles are in these cuffs and now she's attaching your balls to them. Actually, that's going to be the balls first. The balls first and you want to take off these little butterfly wing nuts.

The wing nuts. Okay. Appropriate, right? I love that you can just flick them, flick them.

Eva, you look so comfortable with your device. It is so obvious. She's used this a lot already. I would use this every day.

You know, and I bring it with me. It's not many toys that I bring to the studio with me at Sanctuary, but this is definitely one of them that I always have with me. So what you want to do is grab.

Grab the balls. You want to grab, pull, and set them in here. You got to get the poor skin in there. And the balls are on one side.

And now what you have to know is that by this point, the balls are going to get scared. They're going to try and hide. Right.

They're going to try and hide. So of course you have to grab them. Right. Pull them out a little bit just to get the poor skin pinched.

And hopefully they won't hide, because then this is going to be a little bit more work. Well, these balls aren't hiding. These balls are not hiding.

Also with this is that you don't want to pinch the skin right here and right here. Yeah, uh-huh. You don't want to pinch the skin.

So you have to pull and pull down. Pull in, push down, pull in, push down. So there is, it's very methodical and you do have to be very patient.

Yeah. And I think just because it takes longer than a usual wooden humbler does, and it's so much more mental involved,

there's so much more, yeah. It's more scary. It's so much more mental. Now we can't do this with Trump

because his dick is too small. Yeah, no. I mean, if the balls and the dick are too small, Trump has no balls anyway.

And so you tie them down. Facebook camera. And look at that. Wow.

And now you've got your humbler. And even this big dick has been humbled. Because it's so long, it sticks out from the sides, you can use it as stirrups as he's bent down on his knees.

And what are they being punished for? I mean, why would- There could be a laundry list of what they've done wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, not even saying thank you could get you punished. Not addressed to you. I like to put my balls in there.

It's not just punishment, this could be training. This can be used as training. And I'm going to spread- I mean, ideally, they should be meant to please us.

And if we're sadistic, that's what pleases us. Yeah, I see. I call this more training, showing them the power of my inspirational rod

and how I have their balls in my hands. And because I want to do so much more than I'm going to use a spice for me, and hold their balls in place.

I feel like there should be clothespins on these balls. They can also- It's also a trainer for weighing the balls down. Do you have some?

I think I have some. Okay, we can put them on. Clothespins on the balls. This is very-

And then their hands, what goes in there? And those- Their hands. Their hands.

So, their ankles. Oh, their ankles. It depends on how flexible they are. They have to be pretty flexible to get ankles in there.

From ankle to the tip is a long journey. So, I have a whole thing of rubber bands in there. Look at that. We can torture my dildo.

That's one big- I would want to go straight for them. I really like CBT2. That's my thing too.

We'll go straight for the rubber bands. We'll go straight for the rubber bands. You know- Oh, look, she's got a hole.

I would just kind of want to keep- You should do the figure eight. Separate them a little bit. Make it creative.

Oh, yeah. I like to decorate them. Oh, you put some little- Oh, yes.

Make them a little- Your basic rubber bands can be wonderful torture devices. And the C-47s. I just think my $3 pack of clothespins are very handy too.

Oh, that makes sense to us. And that is what they call them on television sets, is C-47s. What, rubber bands? No, the-

No, the C-47s. I like to go all the way up the dick with rubber bands too. The clothespins. Clothespins, right.

Because they don't use them to pin clothes. They use them to put up- I'm going to help you. Let's decorate this cottage.

Lighting things. Okay, decorate the clock. But I have to say, Eva, you were so compassionate when you were talking about not pinching the balls.

That sort of thing is what I think really makes your job so important. Because although you are administering pain, you still have such compassion and such care for the people. You have to.

This is called a humbler. That's not a coincidence and that's not a joke. It really is to remind people that there are other people that have power over them

and that there are people that are above them. And that- Do you hear that? That you are, you know, you are not perfect.

And this is something that we all need because you know a lot of people go through life where they have to be very strong and they can't say please or thank you.

And this gives them an opportunity to be on the other end of that. And it humbles them. Truly humbled.

Truly humbled. And the reason why I love this design so much is because you don't just humble their balls. You humble them by writing them.

Writing them. I have to tell a little story about bonobos that very much compares to this. And then we should do a Bonoboville Communion with Agua.

Absolutely. You want to do Communion, right? Yes. It's like handlebars.

And do we have a volunteer? You know we do. Okay. Is that you?

Yeah, it's me. Sorry. I don't know if I was like not like, you know. Our beautiful gypsy will be your altar girl tonight.

Oh my God. Oh, yeah. And she's already got her lay. But I just have to say that Isabel Benk,

who is a doctor and primatologist, she tells a story about a female Bonobo and a male playing what she calls a trust game in which the male put his balls in the female's hands

and the female holds the balls and they dance around in a circle. And if that's not a femdom, I don't know what is. I mean she holds the balls.

This is in nature. This is in our Bonobo cousins. This is a female. The male is stronger.

The male is bigger. The male has fangs. He could chop her into little pieces. It's almost like a trust ball.

Yes. He lets her do that. And when he lets her do that, she gives him some sex.

Well done. Yes. It works. And isn't that what sex is about, you know,

really being able to trust your partner? I mean, when are you ever more vulnerable than when you're naked and in bed? Really.

Yeah. I mean, emotionally, physically, you know, that's when people say, Fluid.

Fluid. Fluid. You know, you have to have, you know, you have to have respect

for whoever it is that you're with. Whether you're a dom or a sub or whoever it is or a vanilla, whatever, whatever.

Agua. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because we're running out of time.

Yep. We're going to get our Commitment. Ritual, especially since you were

raised Catholic. This is a fortunate ritual. You should move forward here. Get closer to us.

Bring in, bring in all sorts of Hort memory. The communion ritual that we do in the Church of Bonoboville.

Say it into the microphone. I want to see this. She wants to see this. You a bit of a voyeur.

Yeah, of course, anything. I always brought up Catholic also. Oh, good, good. Did you do communion?

Did you took communion? Confession and communion. Fashion is what you have to do before you can take it.

So many fucking hair. Very, very many. So many hour fall. Do we have the salt?

Drink and wine. Yes. All right. She is your altar.

So let's see. I have the materials here. Well, first, yeah, you can be here and you must reveal your altar to...

I like your altar. Oh, she's such a doll. I could have once you do this all night. You do like girls.

I love women. I like anybody with a beautiful... But everybody loves gypsy. I mean, boys, girls and everything in between.

So that now the altar has been revealed. The altar has been revealed. So you first prepare the altar with, yes, very good.

You remember. I do remember. You prepare the altar and then we put the body of the deity, whatever deity you like.

This is a complete, you know, deity is up to you. In this case, I would say the deity would be goddess gypsy. That's all. You know, and Mistress Eva Cruz

is now going to take communion by licking up the body. And then she gets to drink the blood. No, Facebook cannot see this. Please move the Facebook camera.

You're all no looking. Yes. No looking. Move the Facebook camera.

No looking. Ah, yes. Only the special people can see this. And this is, of course, available to everyone

on DrSusanBlock.tv, as well as in the Bonoboville Lounge. You have four minutes for hard minutes. Yes, for hard minutes. I'm sure those minutes are very hard.

For a lot of the Bonobo boys out there who, after listening to all that femdom talk, now get their reward of seeing gypsy and Mistress Eva do communion together. A woman, baby.

All right. So now you lean back against her blushes, boobies, yes. And yes, she could put Jesus there. But he's upside down.

Well, that's kind of tarot-like. You like the upside down. Okay, okay. There he is.

Okay, so now you tuck it. Oh, she can just do it that way. So lean back. All three of those are our many moments

you're going to ever find to me on my knees. I know. This is though like a vacation. You turn around and we're going to waterboard you, Bonobo style.

Yeah, waterboarding. Yeah, it's a fun one. I like waterboarding. Waterboarding.

This is something that is a special treat. Open your mouth. Close your eyes. You're going to get a big surprise.

And there she is. Mistress Emma has communes, the Bonobo-ville style. Yes. That was so hot.

And thank you ladies. It's good. It's good. It's not quite mushrooms or anything, but it's tasty.

It's tasty, the agua. And yes, you will get laid on the Dr. Susan Block show. We must get you laid right now. Yes.

Oh yeah, you get to do it. There you go. And Gypsy Lay's Mistress Eva, Eva. I said it wrong that time.

Mistress Eva. She's in the waterboarding and then laid. Yeah, yeah. You've had a good night already.

Eva for Eva. Wow. So we are ladies together tonight. You know, Bämdan ladies, sex therapist ladies,

communing ladies. And that is one of the secrets, by the way, to Bonobo female power. It's very simple.

They don't have spreader bars. What do they do that really keeps the guys in line? They stick together. They have female solidarity.

They have sisterhood. They support each other. I stand with them. They support each other.

And the Bonobo boys support the girls. Because the girls know how to have fun. No worries. And Bonobo boys want to have fun.

I'm on your side. And even though one Bonobo boy can defeat a girl if they had hand-to-hand combat, because they hang out together a lot,

two against one, they're not going to do it. That's the secret. Because common-shim females hang out alone. So ladies, your girlfriends.

We got each other's backs. Your girlfriends. You have each other's backs. That's what you have to have.

You need to build each other girls up. Yes. Women, yes. We stand with you.

Right. You got to stand. I mean, I love the boys. But honestly, I got to have my gale friends.

Yeah. Yeah, baby. And there is one of my favorite boys. I hear E.Core.

I wouldn't get it on this. E.Core is a good Bonobo boy. Come on over. Yeah, you're a great Bonobo.

Come on. Come on. With your Bonoboville t-shirt. But take off that hot sweatshirt.

Take it off. What's in it? 87 degrees in Los Angeles. I am just saying.

He just likes to be told to take it off. Take it off. Yeah. Oh, and he's got his Dr. Susan Block show hat.

In Bonoboville shirt. And his Bonoboville shirt. Happy Earth Day, E.Core. Okay.

Where's his microphone? All these ladies are offering your microphone. Thanks for the offer. Happy Earth Day.

Don't sit on a dildo. I'm in the best sandwich right now. Or do it if you want to. Yeah.

Are you going to sing for us in the second half? I mean, if you like, I'll sing for you. We would like, right? We would like to be entertained.

We didn't get to do it last night. Hey, E.Core, I got to tell you. I loved that video of your neighborhood. Oh, yeah?

When you were a young man. Oh, man. And it was stunning. Yeah.

I got to see that. Is that Detroit? Yeah, Detroit. Oh, yeah.

Beautiful. Yes, he's from Detroit, but he's in Bonoboville. Bonoboville. It's in Bonoboville.

Yes. Now, where you from is where you at. Where you are right now. We are going to come back.

Hashtag up. With E.Core, Bonoboville boy, and our girls, and also some other boys. We might need some family counseling. I'm not sure.

I mean, I'm just going to say hi. Yeah, absolutely. You know. Yeah, right.

One minute. So we have a lot of fun. We're going to have even more fun. Maybe another Bonoboville communion.

Who knows? So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Cheers.

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important, eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. My sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Mass Evasion Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

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Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clit right here. Okay, so here she goes.

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Take a deep breath, deep breath. Now relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Amen. Amen. Hallelujah. Give me a smile.

Sonne les matines. Sonne les matines. Ding-dong-dong. Princesse.

Oh, oui. Oui. Oui. Princesse.

Yes. A sister of a winner. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block.

Thank you. Thank you. Hi, man. Hi, man.

Dr. Susan Block, come on in. I think we have orgasm, Houston. And let's have a hand. We have lift-off.

We have lift-off. Dang it. Dang it. Dang it.

Dang it. Elle va éjecturer. Oui, oui, oui. Testify, sister Penny.

Testify. That you masturbate. Thank you, man. And you are not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm going to go. Oh, I feel like I could just leave those ones.

Where's the husband? He got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

Here you go. We are back here in Bonoboville. The Dr. Susan Block show celebrating Earth Day. It's a femdom Earth Day.

We're getting ready for Dom Conn, some of us. And we're very excited. I am going to be wearing a designer latex dress by Mademoiselle Elo to one of my events,

as well as another one by Libidex. So I'll keep you posted, show pictures later. But we just got the word that I got two dresses down. You got to wear latex.

Or I guess leather you could. But you know, I'm more, I guess, latex oriented. Latex is for the freaks. I'm a freak, too.

Well, I'll be wearing feathers and fosters. Fox fur and feathers. I like the feel of all of them. Feathers are very eco-sexual.

And speaking of which, a shout out to the editor of Eco-sexuality, which is a book that I wrote the forward to. Dr. Serena Gaia Anderlini Donofrio. And of course, don't forget the bonobos.

They are the mascots for Earth Day. There are, you know, kind of our diplomats between the humans and the rest of the Earth, really. And they're very eco-sexual, you know.

So, you know, we're humans and we're here tonight to celebrate the reunion of some people. This is my old friend John Clark, who is the producer, was the producer, the first producer,

the second producer, actually, of my radio show. First producer was the LA Weekly. John came in there and took over the range and produced my radio show.

And actually, that's not his biggest claim to fame. It was called Saturday Night, wasn't it? No, it was called Date Night. But we used the song, it's Saturday Night.

And I ain't got nobody. I got some money and I just got paid. And we were great innovators, weren't we? We brought people together on the radio.

Yes, you were the pioneers of that whole... It was a dating show. It eventually evolved into this kinky monstrosity. But, you know, I started out just matching people up

and putting singles together. And then eventually I got into couples and kinksters and whatnot. But it did start out with dating, with matchmaking.

And John was the producer. And one of the favorite callers on the show was a beautiful young lady named Janelle. Also, she just had the most wonderful voice.

Where is the microphone for Janelle? Janelle is here with us. Janelle. It was a very long time ago.

It was... What was it? I mean, I've been married 25 years. But you started 1984. Right, I did.

It was 86. It was 86. Okay, no, he wasn't born yet. Get that off the screen.

We haven't gotten there in the story. Take the kid back. Are we telling stories? Okay, so Janelle was...

You know, she started by calling and then we invited her over, of course. Because she sounded fantastic. And we had to see her.

And it was. Yes, she was fantastic. And she is fantastic. But she was, I think, 18 or 19.

19, okay, you were. And you. And you cried cradle wobbles. And you asked me to evaluate her to test her out.

So I did. I did not ask you to do that. Oh, you didn't? No, but he tested me out quite well.

Did you? Well, he did test her out. There's the result. There was a test.

And this is the result. That was a good test drive. I passed it and he came up with it. I did not arrange this part.

Not at all. But, you know, John was my producer. And we invited Janelle in. And she eventually started working for the show.

I did. She became our assistant producer. My assistant. Right, you were.

You were a great assistant. And then we were working in that office and... In Hollywood. Yeah, yep.

So that is a combination of sperm and egg right here. So this is a combination of sperm and egg. Now. The photo.

Here you see me. And this is Derek. After he just came out of Janelle. He was so tiny.

John put him in me. And he be sitting in me. It'll be be you. And this is sometimes what sex leads to,

brothers and sisters. So that's an old friend, Rick Dent, who was a friend of mine who rest in peace, Rick, because he was killed in a terrible, terrible...

Not an accident. He was jumped right in front of his house. He was niced by gang members. It was a terrible thing.

And he was such a nice person. In like 1991. He came to my baby shop. He had really good dope.

And he did. He was good with that. What is that thing on my face? I can't get you, our Susan.

Okay, that is an old... What are you, Polaroid, okay? Yeah, yeah. So you were prettier than that.

That's an old Polaroid. My hair looks like John's over there. There was no photo. I think you look like a baby hair.

This is what your hair... This is what you decided to make your hair look like, now that you're catching yourself. I have to explain my hair.

First of all, like they said, that's pretty simple. First of all, he has hair. Look. He has a lot of hair.

And it's really soft. Susie, can you see the joint? Yeah. You must have the same hairdresser as Trump.

No, but I had a mad crush on him. He looked like a sea captain. You did. I did.

But wasn't he married? Oh, yeah. I was going to say that the most famous... Well, of course.

The most famous thing about John is not that he produced my show. The most famous thing about John is that he is the widower. I guess the widower. All right, all right.

All right. Well, they got divorced before that. They got divorced before the widower. There's many people who are not with us any longer.

And one of them is John's ex-wife, who was the great actress, Lynn Redgrave. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Of the Redgrave family.

Some of you are too into the internet to know who she is. But those of you who are of a certain age know the Redgrave family and Lynn Redgrave. And she was in a very big hit in the 60s called Georgie Girl. It was huge.

And that was when John swooped her up. And anyway, it's complicated. It's complicated. But here they are.

They've been through, I guess, ups and downs and not really connecting. Of course, Janelle has always been connected to Derek. Yes. Starting with the umbilical force.

They just found each other. We were just talking about that. Well, they knew who we were. They were just...

I was just saying, I lost one. I don't know where one of mine is. I'll let them tell this part. I don't know where the fuck...

What just happened that makes this different now? That makes you all together. I always denied that Derek was mine, that I was his father. Naughty, naughty.

You should be put in that thing. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have a humbler for that. So anyway, but listen, I know the other unusually.

I wanted to be. I know you do. And so Janelle said... You wanted to be what?

Janelle said... He wanted to be the father. Oh, you wanted to be the father. We all knew he was the father.

We all knew. Well, okay. Derek and I said, let's go and check it out and have a DNA. And we went to this clinic down in...

Where is it? Lakewood. Yeah, yeah. We went to this clinic and had a DNA analysis.

And three days later came back. 99.9 percent, you're his father. And I said, maybe I'm that 0.01. Well, that's Jesus, the other point.

You know, I mean, that's, you know... Come on, that's it. That's it. 99.9 percent is a yes.

He had to be unique. So we were very happy to find that out. At least I was happy. Were you happy, Derek?

Derek, do you have a microphone? We need a microphone for Derek so he can speak. Derek, were you happy to find that out? We happy to find this guy.

Oh, yeah, of course. Speak honestly. Really, because, you know, I've, when I was 10 years old, I... We actually lived with John for about a year.

Right. And he was always great then. I mean, he was like, I know he was my father at the time, but he was like, just a swell guy to be around.

And then, you know, meeting him again, it was... I mean, now I know, like, okay, cool. This is, you know, I have a dad. This is great.

So now we're, you know, I guess I'm planning, you know, for as long as possible to just hang out with him and, you know, get to know him and, you know, so... That's great.

As long as possible. Yeah, well, he's getting old. Right. You got to stick around for a while.

That really is a beautiful story. We could go any minute. Okay. It's a beautiful story, but let's hear from the woman now.

No, I'm just going to say that... Now hold your microphone up there, woman. John really did, when Derek was 10 years old, he really did step up and try to be dad,

but he was going through his divorce with Lynn, and I didn't want Derek in the tabloids, and I didn't want him in the drama. And then I was like, you know what?

You're not his dad, because I didn't want to go to court and be in the tabloids. So John did try to be his dad. Well, I didn't know that part.

No, because I... So that part was a little bit my fault. Well, I'm not blaming anyone. It was a conscious choice.

As I said, it's a tapestry of complications. But whatever. It was fun making him. John's a great guy.

It was fun making him. Fun making him. Y'all, how long did it take to make him? Besides the eight months?

Derek's like TMI. Nine months. Well, I'm now completing a book I'm writing. I had created a much-loved woman called Lynn Redgrave in this country.

You created? Yeah, she came from England. She was green and knew nothing. So I groomed her for being in America.

And after about 10 years, she took up with an interloper. Is that right? I don't know if you're in one of those cases where the dead can't speak. I think they're trying to send you a message.

An interloper. A guy called Brandon Maggots. Oh, no. Brandon Maggots.

And Brandon Maggots. Don't let your jealousy make you into a fool. Oh, jealousy. Not jealousy, but anger.

Anger, right. Yeah. And he wandered into our marriage. And when they were out on the road together, he's busy screwing her.

But she was screwing other women. Yeah, but that was more a reaction to what she was getting up to. Well, you do realize that. Excuses, excuses.

I don't know. I remember you screwing other women. We don't fall for excuses. She was practically virginal.

It sounds like revenge fucking. Lynn was having it off. And no self-control. No, he was busy before he found out about Lynn.

Lynn was having it off with Brian Dennehy. But guys, guys. No self-control. Did you hear me?

Brian Dennehy. Yes. And she was busy screwing from a few years into our marriage.

This is where we all come into play and teach and train people like you to be humble. You're in trouble. You're in trouble.

No, look at him. I'm scared. He's like, what did I do? To be humble.

Well, I got the cage. You're saying you created Lynn Redgrave? I mean, you had a part in helping her with her career. No, no.

You don't understand what I'm saying. When she left England. He guided her. She was completely raw and not acceptable.

I guess Max created me. Not acceptable. Well, obviously Max. Some key words not acceptable.

We put it that way for Max. Yeah, Max. I gave him a guide of a good and fucking... They were a good team.

Just like Max and kids in our team, Lynn and John were good. No, men's dominance king. Thank you, Janelle. They were a good team and it was sad

that she denied you at the end and that the rest of your family also denied you. That was very sad that she denied that you were part of her team. Hang on a second. Lynn totally erased me from the record.

Yeah, that's wrong. She has a website which I created for her called redgrave.com and you won't find my name there. She just took it out.

Oh, I feel bad about that. She just... It's complicated. I had a family holocaust.

That's what I had. Yeah, and... So now, what are we at now? I hate to cut to the chase but I have to for time reasons.

Oh, okay. You know how it is in radio. Take talk. So you guys are going to be a family or you're...

Well, you know, they're getting on. Baby mama or... I always tease him. I call him.

I always say, hi, John. It's your baby mama, you know, and he laughs. She still has a great voice, right? It's good to have a good sense of humor.

You are adorable, by the way. You really are. It's adorable. You're cute as 18, I imagine.

As far as what he had, the decisions that he had to make took a lot of courage and a lot of... A lot of knowing that it would eventually come back at you and not kindly, but you still made those decisions.

And she raised a nice, strapping young man to make sure that he would be raised right. Right. Now, he was raised very well and he was actually a child actor. He did mainstream commercials.

He was on a lot of TV shows. He was just like his dad that way. But I kept him out of it because, first of all, I like John's wife, Lynn, and John didn't...

And I didn't intentionally wind up with the child, but I'm actually happy we are. Happens sometimes. And, you know...

Sex happens. Right. It happens. I mean, I had a thing for him. He was...

You just make things. Lemonade, honestly. We did make lemonade. You did a good job of it.

Thank you. What does our marriage and family counselor have to say about this situation? I'm just happy to see them all together right now.

True. And sometimes you have to make tough choices, and it's for the better if you want to take the harder road because it's better off.

Well, I do want to... And you know what? It's good to forgive. It's good not to forget, I think, but forgive.

And it's good to try to be there for each other. And I'm glad to see you guys there for each other. You certainly can use someone there for you. And you can use a dad.

And you can be a baby mama. I've never been a baby mama. You like the way you say that. Mills.

We like Mills. I think it's especially important that Derek can spend his time with his father to know who his father is.

That must be it. That must be it. Can I just interject? I have another son called Zachary.

Right. Who walked out. And I haven't heard from him, except for him to say, piss off.

I don't want anything to do with you. And if I ever see you, I won't blink an eye if you drop dead. Wow.

Why? Well, you have three other sons. He needs BDSM in his life. You have three other sons.

He has two other daughters. This guy... He needs to get out of his mother's earth polluter, actually.

But we love him anyway. My oldest son. Don't have so many kids, everybody. Channel your sexuality into some other things

besides procreation. And you know what? My oldest son. I'm very, very...

I believe you have a choice. You don't have to keep the child. You don't really do not. So far in this country, you don't.

Although in some states, you're not... You can't because they don't allow abortion doctors to work. But we thankfully have that choice here.

We do. We're... Go, California. Absolutely.

I'm a hickana. I would have had... I can ten kids by now. You should be able to make your own choices too.

That worked for you. But I chose to keep two and that's it. No more. I'm fixed and that's it.

So, you know, I can continue to have more. A woman. Keep on growling. A woman.

Again, again. We have to be responsible. My oldest son by then is a captain. Even when you're responsible with...

Delta. At least he's not flying for American or United. No, no. He's flying for Delta.

He lives in West Africa and his name is Captain Ben Clark. Hello, Captain Ben Clark. Hello. I used to have three flights and he canceled them

just because he's a piss artist. Although, although I have to say he checks on you through me to make sure dad's okay. So he loves you.

Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't tell you that but now I have to defend him. We're having true confessions on the Dr. Susan Blackshaw.

Wow. Ben checks on you through... I got along with the wives, the mistresses. I got along with everybody.

I kept my kid's secret. Can we have some applause for Janelle? It's here for the woman who made this thing work. All his children love him.

Of course she was trained by me, you know. They love him and they check on him through me. But he doesn't know but so you know they're not... He's not a piss whatever you said.

He's angry because you and their mom had issues and it was humiliating and whatnot publicly. But they do love you. And the hair too.

He lives in Dakar. Dakar. Well... But did you listen to what Janelle just said?

Did you actually soak that in and... They wouldn't. They wouldn't. I've always had an open door but I don't hear from them.

They don't want to... Did you listen to what your baby mama just said? Janelle. She's a very intelligent woman.

All your children love you like us. All your children love you like us. Just waiting for you maybe to say something. You have a wonderful talent.

You bring out people to say things that they haven't said not on television. Right. That is true.

That is very true. I never told you that because I want them to still speak to me. But they do say, how's my dad? But maybe they don't want to engage him in trauma.

So don't call them so many names maybe. What about my famous lesbian daughter, Pema, who's in North England. Again with the names.

Can you defend your sister there? She's a performance artist. She stands stock-maker in a corridor. Good for her.

She's confident enough to do that. God bless this woman. She's confident enough to do that. You sound like you made some beautiful children.

You sound like you raised some great women. It's beautiful. That is something you know very well. It's not just naked, but a lesbian.

That is such a beautiful thing. What's wrong with lesbians? What? I don't think he was saying anything was wrong.

It's a beautiful thing. I think he was praising his son. He said, what's wrong with lesbians? Nothing.

I love them. Okay. I love seeing two of them. I love seeing two of them together.

Or three. I love to see them interact. All right. Well, we love to see you guys.

You see, he's so cute. Amen. A woman to that. Installed.

You know why John has had a really bad rap in the press? Because he's very opinionated. He's unusual. He shoots his mouth on about other people.

He does shoot. Exactly. He makes everybody. He does.

But inside, he really has a, he's very sensitive. And he has a very big heart. Now some people who call people names become president. He is a lot like so.

You know, is that your idol? So I don't know, you guys. I like my hair better. Oh no.

We all love your hair a lot better than that. Yeah. Well, this hair is classic. He's looking to compare.

He's like, do I look like this? I still act a lot, you know? And I had to grow it for a part. And I thought, I don't fuck it.

I like it. I keep it. It does. It's fine.

And he's an excellent actor. I like your long hair. It's very full. And it's a good handful.

And it's soft. And people who pass me. Men who pass me say, where'd you get your hair? I want your hair.

I don't know. Handfuls for everybody. All right. And he's 84 and everything works.

I just have to tell you. Everything works. Everything works. Derek is like cute.

She's a woman. Don't make another baby, John. I heard you were trying to make another baby. I think that's a bad idea.

No more babies, John. No more babies. If you do make another baby, raise them as a revolutionary. Yes.

At least raise them. Anyway, we're so glad to have you guys back on the show. And of course, Derek is now on the show for the first time. Poor Derek.

He's like, welcome, Derek. Let's hear it for Derek. I like you. Look at that.

Wow. Look at that cute baby, Derek. Welcome. How much time do we have?

How old are you, Derek? Oh, so you can do a bonobo vote communion. Yes, he can. Mom has to leave before any of that happens.

Okay. Yes. Maybe mom doesn't want to be around for that. No, he doesn't want mom around.

Oh, I don't want to be around. He'll be better off with this. He'll be better off with this. Understandable.

Understandable, you know? All right. Did you want to do it without mom around? It's real weird.

Yes, he's doing it. Yes, he does. He wants to do it. He wants to do it.

Yes, he does. Did you want to offer to be the altar? I don't because I can't do it. I'm sure I don't want to do it.

I don't want to do it. Would you want to be around or do you want to leave the room? If your son does bonobo vote communion. Do you want to watch?

How can you hate? Oh, okay. Yeah, I want to see. I want to watch.

Look, every good dad. I'm telling you. I don't want to watch. But mom doesn't believe that I leave.

No, we don't want to make you do this, Derek. We've already had a joke. Last month, we've already probably traumatized you. But Gypsy is about as beautiful

and bonobo built an altar. She's not the best titties I've ever seen. It tastes really fucking delicious, too. Oh, my God, you guys.

Can I have a big hug? Uh, yes. And we will have applause for the mama. The mom, Janelle.

All right. So, altar. All right. Come forth.

Are you ready for this, Derek? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do. Well, that's all right. We're going to tell you right now.

Where's the salt? Do I have salt? So, when you take communion, you've got to get on your knees. Yes.

Okay. So, when you take communion, you, okay. So, when you take communion, you have to get on your knees. You can take it from her lovely.

This is about. I'm so jealous right now, Derek. Derek is getting. Let's not make this complicated.

Where do you want to take communion? You just have to lick a body part. It can be my shoulder. It can be my neck.

It can be my knee. You want the nipple. Knee. It can be your neck thigh.

It's easier for me if you choose, so. Nipple. Nipple. That's what I call a gentleman.

That's a gentleman, everybody. Okay, that is a gentleman. That's a true gentleman. So, you know what?

You know what? Gentlemen get rewarded, don't they? Yes. You sure fucking do.

Monobarinos again. So, if you're kind, you know what you'll get. So, I think you deserve, you know, some titty. That's right.

Yeah, absolutely. Like, absolutely. So, that means you need to rise. So, yeah, you're going to stand up for me.

You're going to stand up. And you're going to, well, I'm going to sit down first. I'm going to get myself comfortable. Yeah, sit down here.

Right here. Okay. You're poor son. You're going to hold this one because you're a gentleman.

No, I'm not initiated. Hold the mic. Okay, and Gypsy come closer. Wait until she gets closer to me.

Yeah. This is a very subtle dom. She says it's easiest if you kneel down. It's the power of suggestion.

It's the easiest if you kneel before me. I suggest it into existence. I will now hold this. Just so bad.

And I will hold this. So, you can hold this. No, no, no. Doctor, she's the best explainer.

Okay, so first you, you prepare the altar. And that means licking it or them as the case might be. Or one or both. Oh, he does it with the altar.

He's good at this, too. He's good, he's good. I'm so glad I suggested this. Oh, what a good boy he is.

I'm so glad it was you that suggested it. No, it's a good angle, right? Facebook is not watching this. Is that correct, right?

He is having the bind. Facebook is not watching. No, no. Facebook is not watching.

I would be awful if they saw this on Facebook. You taught him this. What, John? You don't want to say that.

He knows how to look this. I taught him not to speak with his mouth full. He really loves the body of Christ. All right, and now turn around,

lean back against the altar. Turn around with your head against the altar. That's right. The boobies are the altar, by the way.

These are the altar, and now, yes. Open wide. Good boy. Oh.

Now swallow. And let's hear it for Derrick. He is such a good boy. Well, I'm proud of you.

How was it? He is such a good boy. Great. Agua.

He is such a good boy. And you can tell all your friends that you got laid on the Doctruses of Blockchain. By Gypsy Bonobo, that doesn't happen every day.

And you didn't get laid, but you watched your son. Yeah, but now you got laid. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Let's hear it for the Clark Hopkins. I'm not sure what the other last name is here,

but the family. The whole family. And let's have... His name's Derrick Wilder.

Derrick Wilder. Seems like a pretty normal family, actually. Derrick Wilder. With a Y or an I?

Very healthy. W-Y or W-I? W-I-L-D-E-R. Derrick Wilder, watch for him.

He's an actor. He's a goa. Yes, wild. And yeah, them doms of the wild.

That's what the Bonobos are. The wild. The wild. That's a theme tonight for Earth Day,

is to let out the wild in you. And Derrick did it so much as his last name. So, like a boss, speaking of wild animals. That's a good one.

We have a wolf in the house. Do we not? A wolf. Where is that wolf?

Where is he? Where is the wolf? We have a wolf. Come here, Plop.

We've got a bunch of sheep over here. That was great. Thank you for participating in our perversions. Susie shenanigans.

And here he is. That's a Susie shenanigans. Can I... Okay, he looks good in his Bonoboville t-shirt.

Does he not? Can we have some applause? Can we have a couple ladies strip off the Bonoboville t-shirt to... Oh my God, yeah.

You're like a doll. The animal. The manly. You know, they want to do it slowly

and take off the two t-shirts at different times. Yes. And the other one too. We don't want him to perform in his undershirt.

Lotion dot. Well, it's hot tonight. We were going to call it the femdom spring, but it feels like summer.

It's a femdom Earth Day, brothers and sisters. And I think we are one. I think that's what we are for Earth Day is we have to remember that we are one

because we are one with the worms and the flowers and the Bonobos and the fishies in the sea. Yeah, believe that. Everybody throw the ones up

because understand that we are one in this world we're living in. We only got this one-go-round. You can come back, Janelle.

Janelle, you can come back, baby. Come back. But always know this. We got this one-go-round in this lifetime that we live in.

Excuse me. So make this one-go-round your sweetest. Excuse me. We are one.

There's still so much diversity in here. Look at this. All these different races of people up in here. This is a beautiful thing.

Shout out to my boys. Some of the challenges I got in town, you know? So shout out to Bonoboville. Here y'all say Bonoboville.

Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Yeti.

Let's go with the eight. A-boy, tell me to tell them to turn it up. Turn it up, eight. Turn it up, baby.

Shout out to my man right here. And the fam right here. The fam. To the fam.

Grab the Bonoboville snack. Yes. You remember, we are one. We are one.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

I'm here for the world. Yes. Y'all ready for this? We are ready.

Give me some volume. Oh, I can get it popping. Uh-huh. I can be grimy and greasy.

Real easy, believe me. That's enough. Been on them blocks, trapping the spots. Evading the cops till I got pop.

My handcuffs is on my wrist. Set down them in the thinking body. While I'm in the thinking like I shit the fitness. Earth needs me.

I'm Hancock. And I won't stop. Giving the props. Throwing the peace.

And showing my love. And all the above. That's what I'm all about. Now let work shout.

I love y'all. Now let it trickle down. Let it fall. Like the season.

Good people don't need reason to be nice. That's what I'm so cold is ice. And I don't think twice. I got so sick to take six more steps.

To have your 12. Mama, daddy, eldest, raised me well. With integrity. What's there to my humanity?

It's gonna take the men and me. Do confidence. Insanity. Super.

Throw the ones up, y'all. We are one. You remember that? We are one.

You and I. Yes. Together. Uh, let's get it.

Together. We are one. And applying. Together.

March for science. Yes. Tell them, doc. Yes.

Science tells us we are one. I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning. But you keep striking, keep fighting.

Sticking and moving. Showing improvement at just with a little peace. Life can go a long way. So we'll continue to help pave the way for more peace.

We already got war in our own streets. And here to the Middle East and to rob them down. For the cause, bit have our cause of humanity. It's gonna take the men and me.

Do confidence. Insanity. Super. Rest in peace.

Wrap the belly of the beast. Wouldn't betray state of mind. Elzai. Now I ain't shocked because I got love to spread.

If love is my butter, then earth is my bread. Let's eatin' beasts like kings and queens. We feast and sing. Can we all just get along?

I'll repeat. Right in the end, Doc Martin Luther. I'm still pushing your dreams because we are one. We are one.

Stand up. Almost one, one, one, one, one. Yes, throw him up, y'all. All these sexy ass ladies up in the building tonight with a whoop.

Let me hear y'all howl with it. Ow! Ow! Happy Earth Day.

We are one. We are one. Yo, yo. I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the GOD.

Until then, I'm going in, swimming. I'm the guy I swim by. I said, hot. And then left water bubbles.

The water in trouble. Martin to give him a double. Glass up integrity. Makes with a shot of humanity.

The ultimate boiler maker. Ultimately for the second man. Con. We need an intertwined racial shine.

Uh-huh. Elevate our minds like we hit the line to find a crush. Loans pushed. Blow to the world.

Reach to a man. Woman touch a boy and touch a girl. But with no sense, does he trust me? You don't want the state being big up to being state.

Don't let one man's hate to that school's fate. I think that school's great. So go here and educate. Graduate.

Demonstrate. Graduate. One. One.

We are one. One. Two. One.

And here I say bonobo bill on the building. Let's go. Bonobo bill. Bonobo bill.

We are one. March for science. March for bonobos. March for the earth.

Hashtag bonobo bill. Get your bonobo on. Go bonobos with it. You did.

We are one. We are one. We are one. Together.

Ecore the wolf. Together. Ecore the wolf. Yes.

You did. Oh my goddess. We love you, Ecore. We love you too, baby.

Oh. Oh. That's that animal sound. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh my god. I'm just so feeling the oneness of everyone here.

And we do have all kinds of people here tonight, even though it is a femme dame earth day. And we are so excited about Domcon. Yes.

And I want to thank Madam Marguerite. Thank you. It's always a pleasure. Love you, my love.

She is going to be doing a seminar workshop in Domcon. Making a man your pet. It is, my class is actually right after Dr. Susie's class. Right after.

And right before the pet awards. Maybe we'll have a segue of some sort. I would love that. Let's talk about that.

Definitely. And watch for her at the comedy store. I mean, we're going to groom. This is going to happen.

Dr. Susie really wants me to get to the comedy. I do. I think she should be the femme dame stand up. She's got it.

She's got it. Yeah. She's got it. She's got it.

You're so fucking cute. It's such a great presence. Thank you, darling. Thank you.

I love it. Our beautiful, sultrious Dom, Mistress Eva. Oh, so much so. Eva Eva Cruz.

She seduces everybody. Where's your toys? Where's your toys? I'm just writing.

She's going to have me lickin' her face. Oh, shit. Let me step back. Also, do you see into one of these?

And she's such a pretty thing. Yeah, you are just so feminine. You just combine this. She's a true rose.

She's a true rose. She has the pricks and the, you know, but she's beautiful. And she's, you know, aesthetically and physical.

I'm intellectual. And intellectual. That's the sexiest part right there. I got some socks on me, too.

You got some serious smiles. She got the Bonoboville communion. You can't step into it with your brain. You're not no good to me.

Thank you. I'm honored to be surrounded by so many beautiful women tonight. Yes, yes.

And we will see you at DomCon. And we can see you, you know, from time to time at Sanctuary, run by the fabulous Mistress Sian.

And hey, Gary, Gary. Gary, we love Gary, too. And we also want to thank Mistress Liz. What would we do without her C-47?

Thank you. Thank you. So creative. And Miss Molly, who has lent a very...

Mild manner. Mild and sexy. Mild manner, Molly, sexy, Molly. Good color, Molly.

Sort of, Molly. Aspect to exceeding. It was my pleasure to be here. It was so wonderful to meet you all.

And maybe you'll come back again, and eventually you'll let us know a little bit more about you. Well, you get freaking like she's slow as well.

I will. You'll be the first to know. Yeah, yeah. It's a great sexy outfit.

Can you just stand up and show us the outfit? I'm classed on Saturdays at 12 o'clock. Miss Catholic raised here. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Well done. That's that Catholic school body right there.

That Catholic school body. Oh, wait. And we want to thank Clark Hopkins Wilder family

for sharing their reunion with us. Where's Janelle? Janelle, it's good to go back inside, Janelle. You know, it's safe to come back.

Your son has already done the kinky thing. Well, she's a behind the scenes girl, but she's really cute. And the braces on.

Yeah, I know. So cute. Yeah, with the red hair. You're not bullying anybody.

You're not bullying anyone. Thank you, John Clark, for sharing with us. And thank you for being my producer many, many years ago. Thank you.

You're beautiful. John. Thank you, Dr. Susan. You are beautiful.

I love you. We got this. You got the kind of baby you had to say to all of this person. Thank you for being a listener, John Clark.

Can I just? Oh, right. That's Janelle. Can I just say you're beautiful in sending out?

We love you, Doc. Who are you talking to? You. Oh, oh, oh.

We're talking to you. We have the hour. To you. We're talking to you live, Mom.

You guys are gorgeous in sending out. And thank you for having us. Honestly. It's my baby.

Oh, can I slap her all over you, please? Yes, please. Please, you're right. Oh, no.

Let me watch. Let me watch. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Love you all. So hot.

We're winning. We're winning. And we're winning. Thank you, Derek, for putting yourself through possible trauma.

But I think it all worked out OK. I think the titties were the reward. I think it all worked out OK. Yeah.

You did nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, Mom. Suck them, Mom. Suck them, Mom.

Okay. Thank you, Janelle, for calling in. And then becoming part of my life. And thank me for having you.

Having Derek. Yes. Absolutely. Thank you.

But I'm thanking both of you for that. Oh, OK. Janelle had a lot to do with that. Yeah, a little bit.

There she is. Where are you? But no, it's OK. You're here now.

Baby, Derek, you're so cute. I shouldn't say that too much. The where are you business. Except I do think my hair looks like yours in the picture.

Look at that. So, yeah. Gypsy Bonobo, let's have a hand. I love my gypsy.

Gypsy, the sexy. The sexy gypsy. All the time, all the time. That's all forever.

Oh, wow. Thank you. All right. So, you know, it's April.

It's Earth Day. It's almost masturbation month. Every day is masturbation. Well, I know.

It's masturbation day. And every day should be Earth Day too. True, true. And every day should be Christmas.

My birthday anniversary. You know, but the fact is we designate these certain days and weeks and months to just, you know, celebrate things. And so we are going to celebrate the art of self-love

in the joyous month of May. And we might even start early next, uh, Saturday. Because it's just a couple of things. I think I'm going to start now.

You're going to start now. Wow. You've got that thing between your legs. Being very docile, right.

Doing, look at that. That's one next to work. She's starting to celebrate masturbation. May is coming.

What's going on there? Oh, yes. Can we have a camera right there? Look at what, I don't know what she's doing.

May is coming. Long floppy dick. May is coming. In between her legs.

They're usually not so floppy when they're with me. And it's a little upside down, but it's, it's okay. Unless it likes me. She's jacking off.

All right. So, uh, so, you know, we're excited to, uh, just celebrate every day with you guys, with all of you, because it's all precious.

It's all something to be very grateful for, really. Thank you so much for being part of Bonoboville. Thank you for having us. Thank you, Susan.

And, uh, yeah. So, you know, uh, where's my Bonobo book? I have to do a little advertising. Yeah.

The femdoms of the wild. And they have a lot of sex so the boys can handle the fact they're somewhat femdomy, okay. And they never have been seen killing each other in the wild

or captivity. So, make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Celebrate masturbation month early.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you. Love you, Dr. Block.

And we love you back. Okay. Love, love, love all around. Nice.

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