BEDSIDE CHAT 2: “Quarantine Sex, Politics & #Masks4All”

Full transcript of BEDSIDE CHAT 2: “Quarantine Sex, Politics & #Masks4All” on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and

connoisseurs. Greetings from Bonoboville in isolation for my second bedside chat

during the Corona apocalypse. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, all you children is sex. FDR held fireside chats. And I got a fire back there.

Fake fire. But his fireside chats were with a real fire. His fire at the White House during the Great Depression and World War II.

And I hold bedside chats on the bed. Well, couch, you know, for now. A lot of people use the couch as a bed. And it's

during a very different kind of war. Against an enemy we can't see. Yes, an enemy we can't shoot. An enemy we can't bomb.

Or even arrest and put away. You know. And we're teetering on the edge of another Great Depression.

Anomically. And also emotionally. With a lot of people suffering

from mental depression and remember when you're depressed could be you need some deep rest and Lord and Lady knows you got plenty of time for that right now. So, yes, deep rest for the depression. And then there's the deep breath.

And I do have a nice cleavage between my deep breath, which is being recognized by my husband, Captain Vax and my lovely assistant, Sunshine. Can I put my finger in there?

No. Six feet apart. For now. Or maybe, I don't know, a few weeks,

a few months, a few years. We don't know. We don't know what is going to happen, but we do know that as of yesterday,

here in America, we had over 300,000 cases of coronavirus and over 8,000 deaths.

There's probably more today, but that's, you know, yesterday. This is not your normal flu.

It's a flu, but like super flu. And nobody knows what to do. Our leaders give us mixed messages like take masks. I got my mask on.

By the way, this is a used mask. I've used it like 12 times, many times, going out, doing the show, interacting, not taking up a mask for a medical worker.

And so is my medical worker. This is my doctor, Dr. Bonobo. And he's helping me get well because I had sinus surgery. I know it's weird in the time of coronavirus

to have sinus surgery. I had the last one before they stopped doing that. And he's helping me get better. And Anna and Miguel gave me Dr. Bonobo.

Yeah. Anna and Miguel are going to make an appearance shortly, demonstrating a different kind of mask. Dr. Bonobo and I are wearing the surgical masks

and sunshine, put your mask on. Yes, there's the sexy kind of belly dancer mask. Yeah, absolutely. And you know, to wear or not to wear,

I mean a few days ago for weeks they were saying, don't wear masks unless you're a health worker or unless you have the virus. Don't wear masks.

That's what they said. And people running around without masks on. And yeah, now they say everyone, all of us should wear masks when we're out.

I mean, I'm home, so technically, hi. I don't have to wear a mask. But I'll put it back on at least for a little while. You know, you don't have to wear them at home,

but you should wear them when you go out and now even the terrible Trumpis is saying, wear the masks, wear the masks. Though he won't wear a mask.

Of course, in Bonoboville, we keep him in a mask. And believe me, this mask is used and I've stepped on it a few times. And he also has a gag on underneath it

because we keep him, well, gagged in Bonoboville because he says so much shit. And we don't need that. We got enough toilet paper problems.

Oh, we got toilet paper. So we're happy about that. We do, but we're not hoarding it. We're using it to hold the Bonoboville communion salt.

And just in case this diarrhea mouth has an accident, we have toilet paper. So, yeah, he won't wear a mask. And my theory is he won't wear a mask

because he's afraid he's going to get his spray tan all over it, you know? And so his mask will be orange instead of the blue. But masks are very... I've always loved masks, you know?

And, I mean, I love these Gas Mask Girl masks. Hey, Gas Mask Girl! I know Gas Mask Girl is watching right now. They said they are.

On IG, Gas Mask Girl keeps uploading all these beautiful pictures of women in Gas Mask. Yeah, couples in Gas Mask. I mean, they've been doing that since the show.

Maybe they were doing it... I mean, I'm sure they do it all the time, but we did a show with Violet last week, Violet Cox, and, of course, Gas Mask Girl got involved

and has been sending us very sexy pictures of hot girls in masks. And one of my Twitter followers said that I look sexy and kinky in a Gas Mask.

I can't really fully put it on right now. And then he tweeted, quote, Dr. Susan, if you convince people to wear masks to prevent airborne contagion of COVID-19,

you might have saved many, many lives. And I'm honored and humbled to hear and say that. And happy to help, you know? It's funny, but for some people,

and a lot of them are my viewers and listeners and clients, sex and kink are greater motivators than matters of life and death, really. They almost can't fathom life-death issues,

but they do know if they're turned on. And so, hey, if I can help reduce the spread of coronavirus by showing how sexy and kinky it is to wear a mask, then I'm all in.

Masks for all, masks for all. And that's the thing. Nurses and doctors need them the most, really. So, you know, we've got to make sure they have them.

And I've got a great picture that I'd like to show, including our Facebook people, this picture of this couple who are nurses, I think they're both nurses,

and they are embracing with masks on and with all the gear. They're lucky. They have all the PPE, and, you know, a lot of nurses and doctors don't,

but they do, or they seem to, anyway. And they're embracing just before, you know, going in or whatever they're doing. And to me, it's just so, I don't know.

Romantical. Yes, romantical. Kind of tragic and kind of romantic. And a lot of times, great romance comes out of great,

terrible times. Yeah. So, nurses and doctors, medical and other essential workers need the masks.

They need better masks than what I'm wearing. They need a respirator mask. And so, really, what we need to do is make more masks. Masks for all.

I love masks, you know? I mean, like, I love this Agua mask, although it doesn't do you a lot of good against coronavirus, I have to say.

You know, it doesn't cover the right things. But I guess what it is, is there are different kinds of masks, and you've got to cover, you know, your face, the lower part of your face, also your eyes.

You know, that's why I got the cool shades. But really, they're very theatrical and fun and necessary. Of course, the glasses fog up from the mask with my breath. But, you know, some people look really cool.

Is Anna around yet? Anna. Anna. Because there are some of us that kind of look like

veiled Muslim women, you know? I mean, because there's a lot of people wearing the bandanas around their face, which is really kind of effective. I mean, at least as effective as wearing one of these surgical masks,

not as effective as the respirator masks. But, yeah, wear the bandana and cover your hair. And guess what? We are all veiled Muslim women now, right?

I mean, really, we make fun of them in the past. I've made some fun of them. I'm sorry. No, I'm one of you.

Really. The veil is dirigue, is chic. It's mask chic. And so, you know, we're all doing that.

So, you know, you can make masks. A lot of people are doing that, and they're just as effective as these. And also, come on, we've got to command these factories to make billions of masks, really, because they should,

when you're working with actual coronavirus patients, the doctors and nurses should be able to, you know, not have to reuse them. And guess what?

The federal government, that is the Trump crime family, should not be stockpiling them. Where's the baby Trumpy? Oh, there he is.

I want a bird mask for the black plane. You naughty thing. He's actually stockpiling masks. I'm not sure why.

I mean, for people that stay in his hotel, I don't know, once he opens them again, you know, or maybe just to sell, you know. But, yeah, I mean, this really is the Trump virus.

I mean, I'm not saying that Trump created coronavirus, and no, of course not. He's not that clever. I don't think any human being is,

and I know there's lots of conspiracy theories, but I do think that his actions and inactions and his words and mixed messages has made that panic and confusion

and, yes, the whole situation is so much worse and raised the death count, you know? I mean, the U.S. is now number one in coronavirus victims.

How about that? In all the world, number one. So why don't you brag about that, Mr. Tomato Head, huh? No, you don't brag about that.

Cover your nose, naughty. We're number one. Yeah, he instead brags about his Facebook ratings. Woo, I'm number one on Facebook.

Please. And then denies aid to states with Democratic governors, saying, gotta be nice. What are you, some mafia boss?

Yes, you are, I know, but really, really, you gotta be nice before I give you aid. What about all the people in the state? And also these governors are not even being,

they're not being rude like Trump. They're, I don't know, asking for things, ventilators, masks. Anyway, at least our California governor, hi Gavin, doing pretty good, I think,

considering we're a huge state with a lot of cases and had some of the first cases and we're certainly not number one in America in terms of deaths.

Now, of course, cases is a little more confused because testing, you know, we don't know how many people have it and now we know that asymptomatic people

can pass it, spread it. So just because someone doesn't have symptoms doesn't mean they're okay. Just because you don't have symptoms

does not mean you are okay, sorry. But you gotta wear the mask, at least when you're interacting with people. I'm gonna take it off in a little while

when I'm just interacting with you. But I wanna make an impression. So yeah, California governor's pretty good. New York governor, he's got, oh my God, such tragedy.

And, you know, my cousin used to live in Queens and oh, it's just horrific to see these people being dead bodies, put into freezer trucks. And Andrew Cuomo, governor,

son of Governor Mario Cuomo, dearly departed, who my mother adored. And I even think she would fantasize about him when she had sex, maybe with my father.

I just, she would always talk about, oh, I love Mario Cuomo. And she did love Italian men, which is one of the reasons she accepted Max so quickly.

And yeah, now Chris Cuomo has the virus, not the governor, the guy on TV. And yet the greatest coronavirus entertainment is watching the Cuomo brothers banter.

You know, just because we have to stay the fuck home doesn't mean we can have a little comedy and a little sex, you know, sexual innuendo as far as the Cuomo brothers are concerned,

because Chris is having corona delirium fantasies, which kind of remind me of when I was on morphine and I didn't know anybody else had these corona delirium fantasies, but I guess Chris Cuomo does,

unless he's also doing some very good drugs. But he fantasized that his brother, Andrew, was wearing a ballet costume, as he puts it, and then danced over to him with a magic wand,

you know, and said, oh, I wish I could just wave my magic wand and make you feel better. So, you know, right away we have a little bit of cross-dressing.

I don't know, I mean, I guess a ballet costume could be for men, but I imagine Andrew Cuomo in a tutu. And a lot of people say that he's wearing nipple clamps under his t-shirt.

I don't know, but he does have some prominent nips there. When we discussed it, they said nipple piercing. Nipple piercing. Nipple piercings, right.

People are debating. Maybe clamps. Yeah, maybe clamps, maybe piercings. Maybe, but there's definitely something going on there.

But, you know, whatever it is, we approve, you know. I mean, if that helps you to give these, you know, great conferences with a lot of information. So, yeah, there's the cross-dressing idea

and sort of sexual innuendo there. And then there is the magic wand, which could be a riding crop like I have here, a juxtapleather riding crop,

or a dick, a penis, a phallic object. And guess what? It's technically penis time, or the Japanese penis festival,

but they're canceling it. Oh, no. It's tomorrow. Yeah, they're canceling it.

It's tomorrow, but Sunshine knows all about the penis festival and, in fact, is wearing a wiener shirt in honor of it. We love penises, and, you know, whether they're real or just dildos, fake.

We can't show penises, unfortunately, on Facebook. They get all been out of shape. I don't know. I'm not risking it.

But there's some great statues you've got to tune in to Dr. Susan Block dot com slash live, my Facebook friends and lovers, if you want to see the sexy stuff.

And there's going to be a lot more sexy stuff later. So, yeah, penis festival. And, you know, this is the greatest horror show of our lives. No doubt.

But there are bright spots. There are funny spots. And there are sexy spots like my bedside chat. You know, and that's bedside chats, not fireside chats.

FDR did the fireside chats. Gas mask girl, you keep calling them fireside chats, which I'm honored, really. But somebody called me the FDR of sexology on Twitter.

But I'm doing bedside chats. And really, there could even... Oh, let's see, Anna. Anna, come on over here before I...

Anna is dressed in her Dr. Susan Block show T-shirt and staying six feet away but looking beautiful in her scarf and kerchief and gloves. I mean, you look like you're maybe going to mosque

and no insult meant to the Muslim people. I'm in awe of the fact that now, you know, the outfit that I used to think was repressive is really helping all of us to stay safe.

So, good on you for coming up with it first. And thank you, Anna, for looking great. Right. And soon we'll have Miguel in a hazmat suit.

Okay. It's not really a hazmat suit. No, it sort of is. It's a painter's suit.

So, Mario Sosito says, hello, darling, that's right. We have to be careful and take care of each other. And Mario, I want you to know I'm even taking care

of the bonobo mask that you gave me. I think it was for one of my birthdays, way back when we were in downtown L.A. on Pico, I think.

And Mario is a great artist. And he created our cross, which some of you have seen, the bondage cross, and many pieces of art.

And this is one of his pieces. And sometimes I wear it as a mask. It's my bonobo mask. And it's by Mario, yes.

And in fact, somebody wore it at Domcon for me when I did my Domcon presentation this past Domcon. By the way, Domcon is postponed to August. If you're tuned in live, not going to be in May.

Hopefully we'll be able to do it in August. And I, your mistress of the airwaves, am going to be the Domcon Mistress of Ceremonies. Thank you.

Thank you. Mistress Cyanne for asking me. And thank you, Madam Marguerite. Goddess Soma.

Mistress Tara. Goddess Phoenix. So many wonderful goddesses and mistresses and slaves and subbies that I hope to see in August.

If all goes well and we flatten the curve, we're going to celebrate. Oh yeah. And it's okay if we have to be like six feet away

from each other because thanks to Goddess Phoenix, I have a long whip. And I can whip you from six feet away. And some of my best pictures from last week were with Sunshine.

We're going to do some more. So yeah, Mario. We got Bonobo here, all safe and masked up. And this again is a used mask,

so I'm not taking any away from the people who really need it. So, you know, there are bright spots. There are funny spots. There are sexy spots in the midst of a vast sea of horror.

But there could also be opportunity. I know. A lot of people say that. And I only kind of half believe it.

I want to believe it. I really want to. I want to believe this is not the doorway to greater fascism, which honestly it probably is.

I mean, now that our leaders have put us in prison of our own house, they're going to maybe put us in prison of our own house more often. But I do think there could be opportunity, kind of diamond in the dung, so to speak.

And yeah, that's why we have the toilet paper, all that dung. And also what comes out of your mouth. But consider this. Capitalism has been brought to a halt.

Almost. Almost. Not quite, but very much so. And most people say,

hey, I want to get back to normal. Let's get back to normal. And I understand that. I do.

But well, do we want to get back to normal? I mean, we do want to get through this. I want to live. I want my friends and my family to live and not get the virus.

I want all of you to get through this. And we won't all get through this. Everyone who says, we're going to get through this, you got to just take that with a grain of pink salt.

Some of us will get through this. Already, people are not getting through this. But hopefully we will. You and me, okay?

You and me. But at the same time, do we want to just get back to normal? You know, normal pollution. Right now, the skies are so clear.

And the seas, you know, are clean. Clean, relatively. Do we want to get back to normal inequality? Right now, we're talking more about how we need to be more equal,

how we need to care and share. Do we want to get back to normal lack of medical care? Right now, we're seeing how everybody should be taken care of, how we're all related.

And if poor people aren't taken care of, rich people can die. And you know, that should be something we consider always. We need Medicare for all. We need masks for all.

We are all in this together. I mean, we should be thinking of it that way, even though we're kind of not. But do we want to get back to normal greed?

I mean, people are giving away stuff now. And I mean, the billionaires and the millionaires. And shouldn't they always be doing that? And shouldn't we tax them more so that we have more money,

so we're not on the edge of disaster, such as we are now? So do we want to get back to normal greed? Do we want to get back to normal perma-war? All our guns and our bombs, they're worthless.

In the face of this real war. It's really affecting us. I mean, those other wars, for Americans, they're over there. Although they do affect other people,

or they kill people, plenty, and destroy people's lives. But this one, this is getting to us, so maybe we can consider how these other people might feel when we bomb them.

And maybe we don't want to spend our good money on these wars, these perma-wars. And maybe we want to spend that money on something that we need, like medical care and food.

Maybe we don't want to get back to the normality of perma-war and the normality of climate crisis. I don't want to get back to that. And what I see is that we can stop.

Maybe we don't want to stop to this degree, but we can reduce, our greenhouse gases reduce the pollution by so much. And we can do it when we want to,

when we're motivated, as maybe we could be more than we've been. So, yeah, I think that it's possible that this horror show, a good old Russian expression,

is an opportunity to make some much-needed changes. We're also going to have to make changes in our sex lives. I don't want to get back to the normality of saying masturbation is for perverts.

Now the people are saying, the governments are saying, masturbate. They're actually encouraging that. And I think that's great.

And just because we don't have this virus doesn't mean we shouldn't still be positive about self-pleasure. You know? It's the bonobo way.

El Camino del Bonobo on Espanol. I know my accent is terrible. And yes, bonobos are very sexual. Right, Dr. Bonobo?

Yeah, baby. And yeah, I mean, I usually talk about their hot, polyamorous sex. But right now, that's not so recommended.

And really the only kind of sex that's okay right now is masturbation. Absolutely. And bonobos masturbate, right?

Yeah, here's your little doctor's kid here to show the people. Masturbate, that's what bonobos do. They love to do it, well especially when they're in the zoo because it's like a prison in a way.

And we're all in prison in our beds and our couches. And so, you know, we should do it too. And bonobos are also about sharing and caring. And they know in their bonobo bones and boners

that we really are all in this together. Though, you know, when billionaires and millionaires say that, it's really, I mean, very tone deaf. You guys, you're showing your fabulous place.

I mean, hey, here in Bonoboville we have a kind of fabulous place, but it's all stitched together with cheap, cheap stuff. And, yeah, I mean... I like cheap.

Cheap. Cheap. So, you know, be sensitive, you billionaires and millionaires. We love you for giving away your money for good causes and a lot of you are doing that.

But, you know, when you get in your cloth with bathtubs surrounded by rose petals and plastic surgery and then say, we're all in this together, I don't know. I don't know. It's not so engaging.

But I still love your music, Madonna, and your lingerie. And you look good in the bathtub. And the plastic surgery is a good job, yeah. But, yeah.

So, stay the fuck home and let's see. We've got a few messages. So, you can also call us at 626-461-5212 if you want to join the bedside chat, if you have a question,

or a comment, or you just want to join the chat. Sean says... said, are you saying we should keep quarantining? Yes, of course I'm saying we should keep quarantining.

You know, I mean, like I said, it's scary to think that the government is imprisoning us. But I don't want to die, do you? I don't want to kill people.

So, you know, I guess prison, it is a kind of prison, but prison is better than death to me. I like life that much. And I mean, maybe I'll leave it to the prisoner,

the guy who's been in prison to shed some light on that. But I think it's important that we do stay quarantined if you like that term. I prefer the term self-isolation

because it rhymes with hibernation and masturbation. Yes, indeed. So, you know, isolate, hibernate, masturbate. Right.

And wear a mask if you have to go out. I know you sometimes do. You know, you got to go to the grocery store or to the drug store to get your drugs.

And I understand that they're delivering some curbside from the dispensaries. But yeah, wear a mask or a kerchief. You know, that's just as good as this one.

I just like this one because it matches my outfit. And make it fashion-y. You know, I mean, just because we're going through a terrible pandemic crisis doesn't mean you shouldn't look cute.

So, let's see. We aren't getting through this, says Sean. Again, he's giving us several messages. Yeah, exactly.

We aren't getting through this. When he said we're going to get through this. We're not through this yet. And I'm hoping, I didn't say we're through this.

And you notice, I also said not all of us are going to get through this. I might not get through this. I, you know, I've had issues with congestion

and not being able to breathe in the past. I've had pneumonia twice. So, I could not get through this. Any one of us could not.

Lots of young people. A five-year-old baby just died in England. And months-old infants have died. And a 17-year-old guy in LA died

who was refused treatment, actually, in urgent care. So, it happens to people of all ages, more to us mature individuals,

as well as people with conditions. But, happening to everybody. So, as I said, I couched that, so to speak, that we're not all going to get through this.

But, hopefully, I will. And hopefully, you will. And I hope that we learn something from this. And I kind of have doubts that we will.

I think, if anything, we're going to become a crazy police state. But I hope that we can become more bonobo and learn about sharing and caring

and less climate destruction and less bigotry and hate and more Medi-Cal for all. And right now, masks for all.

Hashtag that. M-A-S-K-S-4-A-L-L. The most important thing that Sean said is the chick on the computer is so hot.

All right. The chick on the computer. Right. That would be sunshine.

My sexy assistant. All right. Well, I guess he doesn't like me. But, you know, fuck you.

Okay. Sunshine's laughing a little too hard there. Put your mask on. And that makes us all equal.

All you can see is our eyes. Although the eyes, you know, they convey a lot. Although, if you're really being safe, you got to cover your eyes, too.

So, yeah, stay the fuck home and make love to someone you love, even if that someone is you. I've been saying that for years,

but it's more important than ever now to masturbate as you isolate. Unless you are in a totally committed relationship and speaking of which,

it's our 28th wedding anniversary next week and I'm wearing my lovely... Love me. Kiss me.

Marry me. Eye highs. Because they don't match the outfit I'm going to wear next week,

but they kind of match my outfit this week because they're blue-talked. So, yes. Love me.

Kiss me. Marry me. And Max and I will have been married 28 years as of this Saturday, Sunday,

the day that also Jesus rises from the vulva puppet. Yes. And Trump was saying that he wanted the churches

to be filled on Easter, but he's backtracking on that now. He's saying, well, maybe we'll put off Easter.

No, maybe we'll just not fill the churches except the stupid mega-churches that have people come there anyway. Don't pay attention to the warnings.

Yeah, there's a few out there. But we're going to have a fun Easter anniversary Passover celebration this coming Saturday night's bedside chat.

We're really getting it all together. There's Passover. There's Easter. And there's our 28th wedding anniversary.

So, don't miss it. So, let's see. Are we ready for our first guest? We don't have any guests in studio.

This, these bedside chats, you know, we shouldn't. So, we do have the lovely, oh, look at you in your robe. Kiayla?

Yes. All right. I said it right. Kiayla Harris.

Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show to our bedside chat. And you look all bedded down. Wow.

All right. And we don't know you yet. We're excited to get to know you. This is your first time,

your virgin show. But we know your comedy mom, Sally Mullins. Yay.

She's a favorite. So, how are you doing in the Corona apocalypse? I'm kind of enjoying it. Really?

I feel bad saying it, but I'm kind of enjoying being quarantined. That's cool. I mean, I don't think it's bad to say it.

I enjoy aspects of it. What are you enjoying? Are you a natural introvert? Or are you just glad to have an excuse to say,

leave me alone? Kind of. I like people. Don't get me wrong.

But my bed is my favorite place. And the fact that it is societally acceptable to just permit in my room all day now is great. Right.

It's great. I love it. Well, you know, you can hold your own bedside chats,

you know, on the phone or webcam. I mean, if you're in your bed, I think anybody can hold a bedside chat. It's like we're all in bed or on the couch.

And that's cool. That's cool. Now, you like to be in bed a lot. Does that mean you like to have a lot of sex or sleep?

I feel like both are healthy. Yeah. I like both in my life. Well, I will say that your Twitter handle

is fuck her right. Fuck her right. Fuck her right. Okay.

So, you know how when you're angry or you do something wrong, you're like, ah, fuck me, right? And it's like, fuck Keith, right?

It's the start of my name. I thought it was clever. It's not about fucking. It's not.

No, it's more like I'm a fuck up. You're a fuck up. When I read it, I was like, yeah, you say it. You tell him.

You tell him. I prefer to think that it's about fucking. I mean, I think I'm going to keep my own thoughts. But yeah, okay.

So for those who want to just do, you know, see it as your intention, then it's about fucking you up. That you're a fuck up.

How are you a fuck up? You seem pretty together. Thank you. Is it because of earrings?

I feel like earrings. Yeah, the earrings help. For sure. Your professional earrings are a big part of your

seeming very put together right now. No, I decided to do that for Assad. I just wanted to look together. I've been in my room for three weeks.

Wow. I've been showering, but that's about it. You're in your room for three weeks. Wow.

And you got your shower in your bathroom right in your room. You don't have to go. Well, no, it's outside of my room.

And I am being sociable with my roommates. But I've really been enjoying their hermit life. So you have roommates. And do they keep distant?

Or do you all have sex together? There could be something in between. Even though I do live with a couple. So they're having a lot of quarantine sex.

Oh, they're a couple. So they're having a lot of quarantine sex. Do they make noise? Do you hear them?

Do you hear them? No, not often. Thankfully. Not often.

Oh, too bad. I mean, that might be sort of entertaining. I don't know. Yeah.

So, uh, now what about sex for you? I guess you're not having sex with a person. No, I'm quarantined with my babe, too. Oh, your babe.

You've got a boyfriend or girlfriend. All right. Yeah. So is he there right now?

Um, yeah, but he's completely in his own world. He's not paying attention at all. Oh, okay. I can dump something at him.

Do you want, do you want an appearance? Uh, sure. I mean, sure. Yeah.

Okay. So he's your main roommate. He's your boyfriend. I guess.

Love her. Yeah. Okay. Who is this man?

Okay, there's the ceiling. Uh, my boyfriend is the ceiling. Oh, okay. So there is some side.

Oh, hi. Hi boyfriend. So do you always have that beard or is that for the Corona apocalypse?

Guys are doing it. Uh huh. All right. I don't think you've ever seen me clean shaven.

No. Oh, okay. Okay. So you're not also going through any changes.

Are you enjoying the, um, quarantine as, as much as Kyla? Yes. Okay.

Why are you enjoyed so much? Uh, I like not have, I like not having to do anything. You're not an essential worker, obviously. Don't touch your face.

Don't touch your head. Hey, I have a question. Do you or any of your roommates, does anybody still have to work?

No, no. Okay. That's good. So that's safer laid off right now or doing some type of side

hustle. Okay. That's good. That's safer.

I'm just going to pull my mask down for now just because. Yeah. Here I am smiling and I probably have lipstick all over my mask. But at least it's not Trump spray tan.

Spray tan. So I know Trump is not giving any money to porn stars and we're going to talk about that more in a little while, even though of course some of his best lovers have been porn

stars, but he is not giving any of this money, these relief checks to anyone in the porn industry, which is really just terrible, but typical Trump hypocritical.

And I'm wondering, is he giving money to out of work comedians? I don't know. I haven't looked into it much.

I haven't had like a regular gay job in about seven months. So I don't know if I'd be allowed to anyway. Yeah. And you know, that's kind of fucked up.

Fuck her up. I mean, because everybody needs the money, you know, whether you have regular so-called jobs or you are in the gig economy, you're a porn star or a

comedian, we should all be getting these checks, you know, but that's not how it is. So, okay. So do you find anything really funny about the quarantine

situation? It's so much and it's so bad. I, my grandma yelled at me recently because I made some offhand jokes about how like, hey, things could be better.

Like things are going right in the world. You can see what dolphins and Italy's canal. Yeah. Yeah.

There's no traffic. Oh, people are out of the way. Oh, people are out of the way. Whoa.

I think that was about me. I'm sorry. Not you. This is really the only time that you don't do

anything and save the world. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah.

And that's kind of cool. There's a lot of coolness to this. And especially cleaning up other earth. Occasionally I like grocery shop for people and I'm seen

as a hero and it's like, I still need to have some income. I don't know how much of a hero I really am. Right.

Well, you're, you're a hero if you're helping people. That's the, this is, it's actually quite easy to be heroic in the Corona apocalypse. You just stay home for the most part, but also

helping people that really can't leave. If you can leave, put your mask on and, you know, put your gloves on. Well, gloves are a mixed bag, but if you know how

to wear gloves and take them off and don't touch your face, put your gloves on and get them, their groceries or their medication that they can't get on their own.

And then you're a hero, you know. So it's kind of easy to be a hero. So be a hero, share, care. And, and yeah, I think it's important to have a

sense of humor, even if it's Gallo's humor. Try not to insult people, but still to have humor. I mean, laughter is a mental orgasm, you know. So we got it.

We got to laugh. So how's the sex life? Is it different somehow with the quarantine or the same?

I mean, we got lubed. So more, I guess. Yeah. You got the essential.

So we got our first couple vibrator. Oh, a couple vibrator. I mean, really any vibrator could be used by a couple. But tell me, do you have it over there?

Can you show it? Oh, is it like a wee, wee vibe? There's something called a wee vibe where you put it in the woman's vagina and then it goes on

the outside as well. And then it rubs against the man. I don't, I don't know where it was put because I kind of dig it, but not fully.

And apparently he's supposed to wear it. And I don't know. You can't really figure it out. I made him put it on.

All right. Well, they're not advertisers. So who cares? Hey, the motor bunny can be a great couple.

Oh, there it is. Let me see that again. Wow. It's purple.

Look at that. I put that inside. It's a purple vibrator. Wow.

It's supposed to just be for the outside. And apparently this is like the little third ball. It just hangs off here. Oh, you put it on the cock.

It's a cock ring vibrator. That is so weird. I might be like, I'm not sure about that. Oh, you guys, guess where I got this from?

Because I've got in this since. Your camera just fell. You got it. Where?

Guess where I got it. Amazon. Target. Target.

Target. Better. No way. It's got a vibrator right now.

Yeah, you know. And so, okay, they were advertising it as something else. Right? I'm assuming.

It's like a little silhouette box. And you can see the shape. And they have like a tie dye color splash on it. But you can see the shape.

Like, you know, you know. That is ridiculous. I'm intrigued by that. Target selling vibrators.

You know, I think a lot of places are selling vibrators. They were starting to anyway before, but now that New York Public Health Department is encouraging us all to masturbate, we need toys.

Right? So, hey, step up. Amazing. Right.

So, okay, well, I hope you enjoy that tonight. You know, together. I hope this is some good foreplay for some hot sex. Any good corona jokes?

Any good corona jokes? Good. Only bad. Beer.

Now we have the beer here. Of course we're drinking corona beer. We don't want anybody blaming the beer. No.

And by the way, they're ceasing production of corona beer in Mexico. And I understand, you know, they say it's not an essential industry. So, they're not producing corona beer. But I think in Bonoboville it has become essential

because it's kind of a way for us to have fun with this horrible situation is to drink corona beer because, hey, don't blame the beer. I feel like corona is pretty essential to the alcoholics.

Yeah. Well, also, the people who are stuck at home, what else are they going to do? They're going to drink or...

Yeah, you can also put tequila in the neck of it. The lime. Oh, yeah, a little lime. I think that's what this means.

A little lemon. It's a California corona. That's your favorite drink. And lemon is supposed to be good to fight the virus somehow.

I've heard that, you know, in addition to sticking a hair dryer up your nose. But, yeah, I think the lemon is a little more doable than the hair dryer up the nose. But there's a lot of fake cures out there.

The lemon seems like a, I don't know, you know, vitamin C. Anyway, cheers. So, great to have you on. Hope to have you for real in person.

Yeah, that's what I said first. You know? She was like, oh, I'm kind of disappointed. I can't really go there.

Yeah. I was like, yeah, I know. Are you wearing anything under that robe? One Z.

Oh, let's see. Can we see? Sexy. Oh, I love these sexy Canadians.

Mark Brown said, I love toys. All right. Well, you guys have some sex tonight or I'll be disappointed.

And let us know if there's any children of the corn in nine months, you know. Did you say children of the corn? Children of the corn.

I know, I know. Children of the corn. Because everybody has no choice. More Chaka Chaka, right?

Oh, it's going to be like another baby boom. No, I can guarantee. Children of the corona. No kids.

Children of the corn. You know, every time I hear about corn now, I think of, speaking of sex toys, ex-governor Mike Huckabee,

who over the toilet paper, shorted to say, no big deal. Us here in the south, in Arkansas, we use corn cobs as somehow to wipe our ass.

I mean, is he sticking a corn cob up his ass? I don't know. I don't put anything past a Huckabee, actually, you know. Well, I'm from North Carolina.

I never shoved a corn husk up my butt. Yeah, well, in Arkansas, that's how they do it. That's how they wipe themselves. You know, there's no toilet paper around.

They use the old corn cob. And then they have an orgasm, and by that time, they've fallen through the toilet. So, yeah.

Okay. Well, good to get to know you, and I feel like we're doing online dating. We'll have you.

We'll meet you in another, you know, six months, I guess. No, whenever this thing is over, hopefully six weeks. And we're just going to tell her jokes and stuff. Yeah.

We got a joke for us. Any kind of joke. Then we got to go. Any kind of joke.

Any sexy joke? Yeah. I'm going to add a little line to my. I might, oh, I might butcher it,

but a lot of people say crazy things to me and my boyfriend's like, oh, I just don't understand. And then why people would say such crazy things to you

and then in the same conversation, he let me know that my nipples reminded him of milk duds. Oh, that's sexy and funny. Your nipples are like milk duds?

Nipples are like milk duds. Write that down. Nipples are like milk duds. Oh, and I love milk duds.

Mine may go into the movies in the old days. People did that sort of thing. I remember those. Yeah.

Okay. Well, on that thought, you guys play with those milk duds and then that vibrator and have a good time tonight

and great to see you. You look beautiful together. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Enjoy your quarantine. Oh, give another kiss.

Another kiss. Oh my God. Oh, thank you. It's so nice to have someone

that you can swap saliva with because mostly you can't with most people nowadays. But, you know, it's really a nice thing to have someone

to care about. Don't get in any fights now. Take care of each other. Love you.

Bye. Bye. Thank you so much for coming. Oh, yeah.

The line really does it. All right. And the tequila. Hey, no, no.

I don't have tequila in there. Not to Susie. I have a joke. Okay.

Go for it. Then we have to have our guests. Okay. Then we'll go to our next guest.

What is the difference? What is the difference between the Corona beer and Corona virus?

I don't know. Well, simple. One is a beer.

The other one is a virus. Oh, Max. You're such a jokester. I like that joke.

I love that joke because I wouldn't want the beer to be the virus because I wouldn't want the beer to be the virus because I'm drinking the beer.

And that means I take down my mask for the beer. Speaking of beer. Yes.

Speaking of beer. Is there a beer hanging around? Oh, yeah. Okay.

And let's get our next guest ready. Lo La Fe. Lo La Fe. Yes.

Well, we'll keep talking. We're getting ready. We're kind of holding.

We're, you know, getting the shape for this. Yeah, we're doing a lot better

than people did in that big flu pandemic, actually,

when they didn't have webcam or even telephones or television or even radio.

This was the flu pandemic of 1918 that they called the Spanish flu, but it wasn't really Spanish.

It was just that the Spanish people reported on it and the Americans didn't. But yeah, it was a terrible, terrible

flu. Yeah. And okay, we'll talk more about that later.

But now we want to talk to the lovely Lo La Fe. Oh, yes.

And she's looking very lovely. Oh, hello. Lo La in a kimono. Yeah.

How are you? Welcome back to the Dr. Susan Block show. Oh. Yeah.

Now we're having a bedside chat. Thanks for having me. And the corona apocalypse. Mm-hmm.

And yeah, this is your second time on the show because you were on the show with

our wonderful friend, Professor Oni. Hi, Professor Oni. And he tied you up

in Kimbaku bondage and dripped hot wax

on your beautiful body. It was very, very sensuous. Mm-hmm. It was a lot of fun.

It was. And you're a lot of fun. And you're looking fabulous in quarantine

or what are you up to? Yep. In quarantine, just staying inside,

making videos, you know. Making videos. Okay. So you're doing like solo

porno. What are you doing? Yeah. And my partner also lives with me.

So I can work with him because we're quarantined together. Oh, that's lucky. Yeah.

I think this is couples time now, you know. Mm-hmm. We're always talking about polyamory and being open to other people,

but now's the time to be with one person or masturbate, you know. Pretty much. You got your personal.

Stay with him at home. Right. Right. Keep it confined.

Right. So I'm glad you're able to make videos and I guess make some money. How's business?

Yeah, work has been good. You know, everything is done online and I've already been kind of switching a lot of my work onto primarily

just passive income online. So that and fan interactions, you make in money if you stay busy. Do you find that there are more people

watching porn now that we're all in quarantine or is it putting a damper, so to speak, on the situation

because everybody's with their family. So it's not like they can watch porn so easily because, you know, the wife and kids or the husband

and kids and the grandmother and everybody's like sitting there with you on the couch. I understand that.

People definitely, if they're quarantined with their family, they definitely have specific times that they'll watch

their porn. But a lot of people are quarantined alone and they definitely want to have

some interaction and enjoy someone else's company. And then there's also people in the hospital work fields

they tend to want to relax too. Well, I'm glad you're helping out the people in the

hospital work field because those are our heroes. I have never been tempted to thank our troops, you know,

that fight wars and bomb people but I'm always, like, on my knees ready to thank the medical workers, the doctors

and the nurses, so thank you for kind of giving them a boner. I'm sure that you do

that, you know. What's your specialty these days? What are you focusing on? Bedish-wise or

sex-wise? So I would say my primary focus is just building more

of, like, a switch brand because I don't really like the idea of, like, having to be one or the other. I've always been a very

fluid and sexual person so I've been working more on getting to know what, like, my

fans like and building up a lot more syndrome clips because that's how I came into porn and I would like to do more of that. It's fun.

Yeah. Well, you were kind of submissive with Professor Oni because he was tying you up and stuff but I know you have

a whole Twitter following under Domination, Domina, Lola and then you have several Twitter followings

but the main one I guess is Lola Fe XXX and lots of hot stuff. So what do you think

about the fact that yeah, I mean the small business, you're a small business and the loan application

you can't, you know it doesn't allow for porn stars. I mean you're not going to get a check. It doesn't

give checks to porn people it doesn't give checks to weed dispensaries either even legal weed

dispensaries. I mean it's kind of unfair. Yeah. It's definitely unfair. They specifically

wrote it so we would not be included they're just it's targeting both of those industries

cannabis and just like the sex work industry in itself they don't want us to have the benefits

even though we do pay our taxes we all are tax regulated so yeah. And what so what infuriates me is

it's like okay we have to quarantine well this is the reason why we're getting the check so if you're not going to give

the check to sex workers then they're not going to be able to quarantine so you're going to they're going to be tempted to have sex

with maybe unsignificant others and then spread the virus because they need to make money so hey

and what about the weed dispensaries yeah yeah it's just they're also not giving money to casinos, lobbyists

who cares about lobbyists and members of congress now the members of congress hey they're already illegally selling stock

so you know as we know they sold stock even before they told us that this was a serious thing

but these other people these regular people these sex workers are workers too

I think that's the bottom line and by the way people that are interested in helping you can donate

to the free speech coalition emergency fund that is helping sex workers that are really out of work

and that aren't as ingenious as Lola to make her own porn so some people yeah and or they just

don't have the resources you know it takes a while to be able to have all the equipment you need to make good porn

and a lot of people don't want to put out some grainy quality yeah

although right now anything's appreciated but yeah I mean there's all kinds of reasons that you might not be able to work

and work in your field which is sex work or porn and so you know you should be

given a relief check just like everybody else but you're not because Trump is

a hypocrite doesn't seem like a strong enough word for him but yeah I mean considering how much money he gave Stormy Daniels just for

keeping quiet you would think he'd give other sex workers money for keeping at home but no

but no they'd rather it's the same thing with like cannabis workers dispensers are still

opening California because they're deemed an essential business I guess that's their way of secretly saying that we're an essential business and since we can still work somehow

some way that we need to work yeah well

yeah we do what we can and one of the things that we love to do here on the Dr. Susan block show and

and we even did it last week sort of but we're thinking of doing it better well we do this thing we call

Bonoboville communion I don't know if we did it when you were here with Professor Oni but it's kind of this ritual

that brings us closer together and usually it involves

Agua and of course we would share it with you if you were here

but do you have your own beverage do you and I was told pink salt

and salt yes we actually keep it in our toilet paper roll right here very it fell out it's like the toilet paper had a

poop but okay so yeah we you have your beverage and

your salt and we have our beverage and our salt what do I do with the salt okay so first of all

we put down the beverage and now we take the boob

can you access your boob the boob is the altar of the Bonoboville communion and what a lovely boob you have

that the Facebook people cannot see and I'm going to show my boob as well

and the lady by the computer is also going to show her lovely boob so or maybe both

and you got chicken cutlets in there are you? yeah you can see the cleavage

it must be chicken cutlets okay so now that we are showing our boobs we are going to

attempt to lick them you know somebody else should be licking we have to ourselves but we're self quarantined

yeah we're self quarantined so it's self licking of the boob so you lick

oh very nice very nice you're licking very well easier to do when you've got natural boobs I must say and then you take your salt

yes and you sprinkle it on the boob

right come forward so we're in the same picture yeah we are separate you're going to

stay there but hopefully you can get a picture with everybody and the salty nipple and the agua

and now we have a salty nipple and and

lick that tastes kind of good I must say I'm tasting good and then yes you

waterboard yourself oh she's already doing it she's so excited she's doing it already yes she's doing it already that's okay

you're ahead of us okay you got excited we usually waterboard ourselves

I mean we waterboard our partners but in this case oh yeah I gave you a good amount

I know sunshine likes to drink sunshine does like it sunshine's an alcoholic here take a whole shot

okay so now cheers boobies out and bottoms up yes indeed

agua the bolivia coca leaf liqueur the corona is good but the agua is

better yummy yummy oh and sunshine is now she likes licking that salt

yeah it's just really strong so kiela said oh little milk buds I describe

mine as rose buds how do you describe your nipples lola um now we're seeing it both

oh wow what do you how do you describe them hearts oh let me see again

can I see again oh and they have kind of a what is that a tattoo it's a heart tattoo

oh that is so beautiful and what's that tattoo in between now can I see that

oh wow can we see the hearts with the lotus oh oh that is so beautiful

wow hey you facebook people you are missing out first of all you got to watch this

on dr susanblock.com slash live and then you should also go to lola phase site

which is you can find all my sites through my twitter so I wouldn't recommend going to twitter

lola phase triple x okay well that makes it easy we love twitter so lola fae that's fae

not fae y lola fae triple x and we're so excited to have you on

you are so beautiful and charming thank you and we appreciate you you know quarantining with the boyfriend

and also providing you know entertainment erotic entertainment for our

very important frontline medical workers so keep it up and

and I hope you're one of the survivors we're not all going to make it through this I do know that

but I hope you do thank you likewise it's a pleasure to be here I'm always having so much fun with you

and I hope that all of you stay healthy and happy yeah and next time you can come on the show for real

sexy oh yeah we gotta have you back for real once this is all done once this is all done

and we have survived and thrived we will be back together again licking each other's boobies

for real licking boobies always more fun yeah that is but you know that was kind of fun doing it

yeah no I like licking my own you know I mean if you can't be with the one you love love the one you with if the one you with is yourself

especially if you have a heart tattoo nipples I mean come on I've seen that one time

this is a very exciting nipple show I know I know it's interesting I like too the way your head has the star behind it

you've got your red hair and then the red star behind your head I don't know if you're coordinating that

but you look like you're wearing a crown now the word corona means crown but not that kind of crown

and you look like a princess a beautiful princess so good luck to you in these trying times

keep up the good work and the great sex thank you likewise yeah

you as well how do you get there lala go to stay brothers and sisters how cute

lovers and sinners such a hottie yeah check her out I've seen those tattoos one other time

when I danced at the lessee lady in vegas oh sorry the lessee lady in san francisco there was a dancer there that had her nipples

tattooed his hearts and so when I first saw the picture I was like I recognize that yes I am spanking trump

with my goddess phoenix uh whip and I better put my mask on because

I'm sure he has cooties regardless he's probably a carrier that shows no symptoms that's my feeling but

he deserves to be spanked and whipped for giving us so much false information you know how he used to say if I shoot somebody

on fifth avenue I wouldn't lose any votes I hate to say this but he's letting people die and his supporters are still

supporting him and I think that that is really like no offense to fuck her up

I love but fuck her right at fuck her right she said it had to do with fucking her up

and he needs to be fucked up especially because he and his idiot son

in law Jared are hoarding I was going to say toilet paper but it's even worse

they're hoarding medical supplies don't know why but okay

well hey does Ape have something going on with Mark Brown he says shout out to my stud

Ape Ape has a bromance with Mark Brown you know Ape and I have both had our hair cut by Mark

I have had my hair cut more often but I noticed that Mark does not give me a shout out hey Mark I need my

hair done but of course I'm not getting it done because it's the corona apocalypse but yeah Mark

obviously like say better than me you like your wiener yeah good thing

I've got my well my partner how's my partner Captain Max by the way Prince Max you know the Czech Republic

is slowing the spread of corona virus more than almost any other European country by requiring

that everyone who leaves the house wear a mask and they've only as of yesterday had 60 deaths

in the Czech Republic compared with Italy which is right next door which has had over 15,000 deaths

60 compared to 15,000 so where's your mask Max it's my idea okay put it on

okay we should all put our masks on for one great mask moment so you know

I mean it can be anything it can be one of these surgical masks if you're lucky enough to have one or you can

do a homemade mask and you can also you know do the belly dancing scarf

concept sexy mask okay put it on get this and and where's Anna Anna come out here

with your mask and do we have our hazmat suit guy Miguel mm-hmm

let's get everybody out here showing their masks Max is actually Prince of Prague

and Duke of Melnick a the Lubkovitz family are royalty from the Czech Republic

for I don't know a thousand years or something but you're also a Prince of Italy so you know you got problems over there

so but we have the most problems here in the great

USA so are we getting our hazmat and veiled couple

just Anna no Miguel what happened to his suit does anybody know who is Steve Greed Steve Gives

is he a he's a regular viewer Steve Gives I have no idea we found Anna

comment is just DJ pubic lice what does that mean I have no idea so

DJ pubic hair what did you say DJ pubic lice pubic light lice live okay

what happened to your suit Miguel put your suit on okay so come on over here Anna

and six feet apart you know yeah over there you know that's fine and we'll do

a grand group shot here six feet six feet you're like four feet from me okay I'll lean over

and here we are in our great group mass situation and trying

to be sexy and a little bit funny and a little bit helpful in the corona

apocalypse that's the whole idea of the bedside chat FDR did fire side chats doctor Susie that's me

does bedside chats although I'm on a couch but probably you are too and by the way

if you're watching us on youtube be sure to hit the subscribe button okay now's the time

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and informative calls sexy too so okay well

we are getting out of time now so

yeah oh oh our hazmat suit guy is here come on over here come on

come over here sit on the chair or stand okay yeah

he'll be near trump so you're not contaminated by him right okay so now the final look

let's have a full shot so we have our hazmat suited Miguel our masks

and veiled sunshine and of course the very very veiled Anna

this is how Anna goes shopping for us and we've got to protect everybody

it's about protecting yourself because you don't know you might feel healthy but you don't know how you

might be and it's also to protect other people around you that maybe

could be very sickened and they could die so wear these masks

that's the theme of tonight masks are sexy masks are hot masks are fun

and masks will save your life so cheers don't blame the beer and

practice the bonobo way of peace through pleasure of course the pleasure can't involve touching right now

unless it's your significant other only but you can touch yourself and also bonobos teach us

about sharing and caring and keep in mind that bonobos are susceptible to coronavirus and if they get it

they will all die if they get it in the jungle because they love to touch each other and we can't stop them

so we have to make sure they don't get it and I give my thanks to the Lola

bonobo and bonobo conservation initiative and the bonobo project for helping to save the bonobos

and protect them from a lot of things from bushmeat hunting as well as the coronavirus and portion of all proceeds

from the bonobo way go to help save the bonobos so make like bonobos

not baboons you know it's important to

follow the bonobo way and share and yeah bonobos love to masturbate

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you know we're here for you throughout the corona apocalypse as long as we can live and breathe

we will be here with you so make like bonobos not baboons make love not war

make love to someone you love even if that's someone is you especially

if that's someone is you nowadays do it, do it keep yourself entertained and happy and relaxed and remember

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and i've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes

you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not

just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really they're the only

great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what i call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating

the very happy very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being

human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into the

hot natural sex energy within you bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain

you know the pain and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that

greater lust greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days

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working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times

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