Bonobo Groundhog Day & Year of the Pig!

Full transcript of Bonobo Groundhog Day & Year of the Pig! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

If you want to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else, you can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy

over the phone. Any time you need to talk, whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination, my world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away.

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For more information, call us at 213-291-9497, that's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on World Wide Web, and now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. In the room room, broadcasting live from Bonobo, brothers and sisters, mothers,

sinners, artists, and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, we don't know, but until we start reproducing via AI, we, I, and you are all children of sex, with a capital X.

And usually I ask for an amen, I mean maybe I will, there's a few people here, can I get an amen? Oh, there's a few people here, all right. And can I get an amen? Oh, yeah baby, I am here in Bonoboville in another little love church of the Bonobo way,

and usually we got quite a congregation in here, but tonight, it's just you and me. Yeah, and maybe Blossom, my lovely assistant, who is there at the desk. And yeah, we're kind of checking in with you a little bit more tonight. Usually we have all kinds of exciting guests, very, very, very exciting.

Tonight we're just going to chill with you, you, and me in the bed, the broadcast bed. Where I've been doing my show since, wow, 1992, long time, but actually even longer ago, I used to do the show like in a chair, at, I don't know, like a radio console, right? So I'm also going to do that tonight, I actually have a little radio kind of console here.

Although radio these days isn't really radio, it's, everything is video and Bonobo you. Yes, it's February, get out your February, you know what February are, don't you? Yeah, that's these little whips, that's what the month of February is February, is named for, is the little whips.

So, you know, we're moving into February, I kind of chilled out for January. Right, right, I don't know, I just went into hibernation like the groundhog. It is groundhog day if you're listening to us live, actually. The groundhog did not see his shadow, and so he is predicting an early spring,

which is I guess good news for the polar vortex people, and probably wrong, you know, the groundhog is often wrong. But maybe not this year, maybe because it's also the year of the pig, and the pig is a kind of a hog, or you could say the groundhog is a type of pig.

Okay, so yeah, here we are, we're doing this show, I'm in the bed, and I'm just, you know, relaxing with Goddess Phoenix's electric whip, fiber optic flogger, and just dazzling accoutrements. And Goddess Phoenix is just one of the many dazzling people,

of course she won, most dazzling dom, that's going to be joining us for Lupercalia in a couple of weeks right in this womb room. And next week is Valentine's Splosh, so we've got some big, big events. But tonight, like I said, it's just you, me, unblossom,

and Max, who is actually behind the camera right now. There he is, there's Max. Hi, Captain Max, and how come we don't hear you? He's got a microphone, can we hear you?

I have my microphone on. It's so cold, baby, it's cold outside. Maybe I should put on my jacket. Let me see that jacket.

This is a sexy jacket. Oh yeah, wait a minute, let me see the jacket. So HBO gave you that jacket because they didn't have any sex jackets. No, boxing was the closest thing.

It just said boxing, that was it. Look at that. So I wonder if they've gotten sex jackets by now. I doubt it.

Right, the shows just have sex, not about sex. Sex has been integrated into the shows. So I'm just wondering, is it my headsets that keep going out or my microphone? I'm having the same problem right now.

Okay, so it's microphones? No, your microphones are fine. Your microphones are fine. Head sets are, ooh.

They're flaky, they're $6. Oh wow. I bought them 15 years ago. Yay.

They're good headsets. I'm glad to hear that because, you know, it's better when you're getting out there even if you can't hear yourself. So, you know, headsets are like an audio selfie.

You get to hear yourself. It's really nice. So yeah, my hair, just in case you're wondering, was just done last night by Mark Brown. The winner of Best Hairstylist.

There's the Susie Award. The bonobo is winning a Susie Award. Yes, indeed. Featuring an award-winning glide, vegan condom for hat.

All right, so I'm here with my desk and I'm wearing my HBO jacket. And I guess I could sit down. Yes, you can. Should I?

Yes. Oh, and by the way, I'm wearing my Yale panties. And did you catch that? I did now.

Oh. Real quick catch. Those are from Yale. They are.

Not that they're actual endorsed by Yale. They were given to me by someone who made them whose name shall not be mentioned. And I had to get rid of them, you know. They're not official.

They're not official Yale panties. But they sure look like they are. All right, so I'm sitting here. And I'm surrounded by books and magazines and dildos and agua.

Yes, indeed. Speaking of which, I'm thirsty. Little water, first of all. Oh, and look at all these fabulous liquors.

Liquors, liquors. The best. Absent, absinthe, Magellan gin. Little dicks are good for something like a straw, you know.

You wouldn't want to have a big dick straw. Well, maybe you would actually come to think of it. All right, so I have a little one. And we're going to start the show shortly, right?

Hasn't the show started? Yeah, no, but I think we're on Facebook. We haven't said hello to all our fans on our own servers. Oh, I'm confused.

Okay, should I get back in the bed? Well, if you want, but you're going to say the same thing? I don't know. What should I do?

Or should I just keep going? Just keep going. Just keep going, right? Yeah, but let's play the act.

Because it is Groundhog Day. So it could be that thing where you just keep starting over and over and over again. Right? You could actually do that.

There's a groundhog. It kind of looks like a hairy pig. Yeah, it's a hairy pig. Yeah, kind of cute, but I think they have sharp teeth.

My champagne, thank you, with my Coca-Cola. How wonderful. Okay. Blossom, do you have a microphone?

Blossom, do you have a microphone? Yes. Turn it on if you want it. If you're going to speak, you must turn it on.

Also, let us know, is anybody listening or watching? Or you get a spanking. We have CJ Bastino. CJ, how you doing?

CJ? Hi, CJ. I'm going to poke you, man. I'm trying to give them the toll-free number to give us a call.

Okay. Well, yeah, we should actually like a regular radio show. Right. Give out the phone number, okay?

Right. So here we go. Okay. If you want to call and talk about anything tonight, you know, sex is an obvious subject.

I am a sexologist, but you can also talk about politics or culture, love. Culture, yeah. It's Valentine's. Yeah, thievery.

Thievery. Yeah, car chases, I don't know. Talk about something. Life.

You know, you can talk about whatever you need to talk about that maybe you can't talk about with anyone else. That's right. That's kind of what we specialize in as a therapist.

And, you know, tonight it's just open. You know, farmers insurance has seen it all. Yes. We have heard it all.

So you can confess. Kind of heard it all. But in a way I'm always amazed. Every person I talk to is a little bit different, a little bit of a surprise.

Okay. So I had to get my mic situated. And so the phone number. Oh, look, wait a minute.

We have all the therapists are on there too. Oh, look at all the therapists. Wow. They're in kind of this psychedelic style.

You can talk to a British flag if you want. Right. It's a talking flag. Okay.

But that's the therapy number. And so tonight, if you call the direct number, there's two numbers you can call. One is 310-568-0066. Okay.

Now write that down because you're going to forget it because. Get a pencil. Especially if you're a millennial. Get a piece of paper.

You're not used to using your phone as a phone. Right. But, you know, that way we can talk, which is more intimate, I think. Right.

Than texting and stuff. Yeah. So 310-568-0066 is the regular number, you know. And then we have a toll free number that I checked.

It's working. It's working? Yeah. 1-866.

I'm glad Harry paid the bill. Right. 1-866-289. Where's the Facebook camera?

I should direct this to them. Right there. Ah, hello? Okay.

1-866, you guys, get off of Facebook and call this number. You're always harassing me all week long. Trying to call me on the Facebook. Private live.

So this is your chance. Talk dirty to me. Or tell me, you know, your deepest, darkest thoughts. Or, I don't know, whatever.

We also have Trump toilet paper. My headphones. It was 289, what was the last one? 289-7068.

That's 1-866-289-7068. Wow, phone numbers. Well, I hope nobody accuses us of selling out. What are we selling?

Well, we've got all books now. We're talking about all the stuff that we do, and somebody's going to think it's an infomercial. Oh, I've been doing that since.

You've been doing that a lot. I was born. I've been doing infomercials for something. You know?

You've got to serve somebody. You've got to make a de-money in the capitalist world. I'm a socialist, but I live in a capitalist world. And I've got to, you know, do my thing.

Revolution costs a lot of money. Right. Whether you're buying books or guns or ammunition. At least until the revolution takes over.

And then we can all be socialists, and, you know, maybe we could get a job as revolutionaries. In the revolutionary government. I think that's what you guys were doing.

What would you want to be? Well, some people could be farmers, and some people could be, you know, window washers, and some people could be revolutionaries.

No. I don't know. I don't know how they're going to do it, but I think we've got to do it.

We've got to, you know, socialize before it's too late. Socialize. And save ourselves from, you know, annihilation. Socialize.

Right. Socialize. Socialize. Well, I mean that sounds better, right, than socialism.

Socialism is kind of a dirty word. Oh, no, socialism, you know, we're just socialists. But I am. Socialize.

Actually, they don't tell you that, but that's the true meaning. It's people who socialize with other people. Right.

That's what socialists are. They socialize. So, yeah. We want to socialize.

So that we can save humanity. I'm not going to say save the planet, because the planet will survive. But I think the planet is fighting back.

It's actually slow. World War III is really the earth against humanity. And we have to try not to fight that war. We have to try not to fight against our mother earth

or our lover earth, whichever way. Is there any sprinkle closer? Lover. I know, and I like that.

But lovers can be assholes, though. So can mothers. And then I think of someone having sex with a tree. I think of someone just having sex with, like,

well, they're like, with deems and leaves. Once in a while you meet someone who says, my mother was an asshole. I know plenty of people that say that.

I'm a sex therapist. Yes. Oh, my God. I say that all the time.

You just love your mother. And that's why you're such a good husband. Because often, when a man loves his mother, he's going to love his woman.

I mean, often, I say, because you could love her too much. It's always balanced. I love my mom. Yeah.

She was nice. She didn't do dishes, though. No. I like that about her.

Then I don't have to. She was not one to do dishes. Well, and that means you accept that in a woman. Absolutely.

And that's a beautiful thing. Yeah. When I first moved in with her, I said, you know, Susan, the dishes are piling up.

Should I wash them? And she said, no, no, no, no, no. I'll take care of them. So I thought, well, this is great.

Got somebody doing your dishes, right? And a couple of minutes later, she comes out and she says, OK, they're all done. I didn't hear any dishes.

I didn't hear any water. So I snuck in the kitchen and the dishes, which were piled up high, high. High, high, high.

High to the sky. Oh, so high. So high. I like to see how high I could pile them.

And it was covered with a towel. Oh, my God. Very nice towel. And sprayed with perfume.

Very nice perfume. Oh, very nice. And then he took over. I took over.

And then he did the dishes. And then he did the dishes. Well, not exactly. He just made sure the dishes were taken care of.

I went from, this is how far you fall. I went from publisher of the local magazines to dishwasher. Like that.

Well, you know. But it was good. It was nice. You were my butler in the beginning.

That's right. I finally was freed. Now he's just the hell. Now he's part of the team.

Okay. Fuck it. Now you're in charge of everything. Uh-oh.

You know, actually, excuse me. I have to say something. This is a very awkward thing because, of course, now pot is legal like almost everywhere.

Everywhere. I mean, even assholes like Roger Stone, Roger Stoned, right? I'm boner.

Right. Stoned and boner. Right. Stoned and boner are into pot.

And I think that is, I mean, I want to be part of that party. But because of the climate change, because of the fires, because of, of just the amount of just construction,

putting particles of poison in the air, I am one of many people who has respiratory issues. Yeah. And that was one reason I did two shows in January.

And so I'm not smoking. She's looking. She's like, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not smoking.

I mean, when it's so popular, I mean, this is a really strange existential state to be in all my, you know, since I was 14. And I first smoked pot.

My first joint was with a guy named Buzz, actually. His name was Buzz. Let's hear about Buzz. And we smoked in the Bible closet.

In the Bible closet. Yes. In the Bible. Praise be.

Praise be. And this is why I've always had a very strong passion for religion, even though I don't believe in the stories. I like the stories.

And I certainly don't believe in the sex negativity. And I think it does a lot of damage. I think, oh my God. Jesus never said you shouldn't have sex.

Never said that. It is just so damaging. Most people who call me about sex problems have a religious dogma in their minds that gives them that problem.

Well, they scared the shit out of you, man. You're going to go to hell. You're going to burn. If you touch your wino, you're going to have a wino.

You're going to be kicked in the ass. You're going downstairs. So, you know, so I had my first puff of pot in a Bible closet. And I remember it was a closet that was up over

the main hallway. And I saw the rabbi walk by underneath. Nice. Oh, wow, yeah.

And I got really stoned. I'm glad you didn't have a phone. She would have taken a selfie. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know if pot rotted my brain. I mean, I did get into Yale, but look at me now. But in any case, it's been a part of my life

for better and for worse for many years, for most of my life. And now that it's pretty much legal, I can't smoke it. So it's an interesting state to be in.

It's always brought me joy. And now everybody can do it. And I want to share that joy. I'm glad everyone can do it.

But I'm jealous of y'all. I have to say. Jealous. It's God's punishment.

You've had too much fun. You've had too much. You've had too much fun. Way too much.

You had to say that. And God came down and said, I'm going to give you respiratory diseases. Just when pot is legalized.

Yes. I know. That is an interesting strong Christian interpretation. Or Jewish.

It could be a Jewish thing. You know, I could be Job. No. But anyway, I'm surviving.

And here I am doing a show. What are these people? What are they doing over there? I didn't go under.

So what's going on there? Does anybody like us? Are they sending hearts? CJ Bestado is a very big fan.

And then we have... Is he sending a potato? CJ Bestado. I don't know if he wants us to say his last name.

No, don't say his last name. Maybe just first name. Because even though Facebook is all about using your full name.

And if you're calling in, you could make up a name. It's free right now. We're not charging you. Be whoever you want to be.

And we know your real name anyway. If you commit any crimes in Bonoboville. We know where to get you. We know where to get you.

We know where to get you. So, okay, should we talk about stuff? Or should we find out? Is anybody interesting besides...

I have a whole list of things to talk about. Okay, go ahead. Should I go ahead? First of all, let me have that magazine.

Which one? The newest one? Both of them, really. We've been working during this month.

We haven't done live shows. We've also played some of our fabulous archive shows. That have been mainly about Valentine, Lupercalia. And we are going to celebrate Lupercalia on February 16th.

But we're creating a new magazine for the Speakeasy Journal series. And of course the first one is Splosh and Art. It's a magazine for the rich and the hip. The hip of the poor and the rich of the old guys with the money.

And they have more and more money these days. They have more and more money. It's a perfect magazine. Which is not a good thing.

I'm a socialist. He's a prince. I'm a socialist princess. All these peasants.

Anyway, this magazine is our first. And it does feature the fabulous Danielle Watts. Can you guys move in? Look at that.

There she is. These are some of the best photographers in LA to compare. Danielle will be here next Saturday. There I am coming all over her.

No, Facebook. Don't you worry. Can Facebook see this? I hope so.

This is completely clean. But it is a very strong, creamy stream of white vegan sauce. Organic. Organic.

All organic. Very organic. And no gluten. And it's made by Sheppy Live.

God forbid. Who is Danielle Watts's husband. Let's see. Well, that's actually the Wizard of Wisnu.

Michael Wisnu. Right there. That's Michael Wisnu. Wisnu was trying to get a magazine from me.

But I got to tell you, it cost me a lot of money to buy these things. So if you help out, I'll give you a discount. I want to see the splosh pictures. There's Gypsy Bonobos, but.

And there's her mouth. And there she is again. And there's Sheppy Live. I am just kind of anointing everyone here with a dollop of, I think this would probably be

non-vegan whipped cream. The splosh show was full of all kinds of stuff. But there's Madame Marguerite for those of you who know Damkan. And her monkey is with her.

She always has animals with her. We love Madame Marguerite. She's hot. She'll teach you how to be a dog.

A Juxley picture of Danielle getting her butt sploshed by a lemon meringue pie. And so a mix of naughty foods and also Bonobos splosh and vegan foods. Bonobos, of course, love to combine food and sex. And sometimes they get it all over each other.

And that would be splosh. When you combine food and sex in a way that kind of makes a mess. It's a way to be a child again. To do the things your parents said.

Play with your suit. Don't do. Not that I'm talking to children. This is an adults-only show.

But it's to release your inner child, or you could say your inner bonobo. Here we go. There's Danielle and Be Live on top of each other like making a sandwich with Madame Marguerite. And there's herbs in there and some tomatoes, I think.

Now I'm just thinking of actually like a human sandwich. Like a human sandwich. Yeah, it was like a human sandwich. But where is where we splosh Trump?

We do. We splosh Trump. Of course. And it was good therapy for us.

I call it Trump-pocalypse therapy. I guess it's a form of psychodramatic, erotic, comic art. That is a little therapeutic helps you to deal with your post-Trump sex disorder. So you don't get Trump derangement syndrome.

It is a very real condition that people have. Trump derangement syndrome. And I think that goes both ways. Both for people who love him and hate him.

Only the people that don't care wouldn't have it. But then they have another kind of derangement syndrome, I guess, if they don't care. They say comedy is the best, you know, the best medicine. Yeah, comedy.

And I feel drama. I like drama. I majored in drama. But it's drama and then drama.

Danielle is an award-winning actress. She won the Susie Awards. She won an award for Best Putin. She actually did this amazing Putin imitation.

That was during the splosh. Characterization. It was Putin wearing a white face. It was a mask.

Okay. We have eight likes on Facebook right now, but we have eight likes. Okay. So, yes, they are coming.

Sheffi Live and Danielle. And, oh my god, Lexi Lore and... Juicy Jenny. Eric John.

And Eric John went to MIT and then became a porn star. He's a very interesting guy. And he's always, like, ready to fuck. You know, can I say that?

Yeah, I did. Yes. Okay. There's no titties.

I said fuck. She said truck. And I don't mean it in a bad way. I mean it in a good way.

And they won the award for best sex. You know, hottest sex, something like that. Best sex. And also, the cosplayers are coming, right?

And maybe Juicy Jenny. Juicy Jenny. Juicy Jenny is down. Juicy Jenny is a walking splosh, but it's not like it's actual food.

But it is squirt that comes out of her. We're in a drought, and Juicy Jenny has a very, very amazing quality. That could maybe take the world. It might not be food, but it is like, I'm sure it's good for you.

There's nutrients. It's like PDLite. It's like PDLite. There's a certain level of nourishment.

I feel when I am drinking the squirt. Don't you feel that? Do you think that's how they drink the squirt? There's a drink called squirt.

Is that maybe how they named it? Female ejaculation is holy water, brothers and sisters. It's good for the skin, good for the soul. I think.

He smoked a joint. Now look at how laughing he is. Right. I know.

I'm not allowed to smoke. No, no, you're not. But I know you are. Because you didn't have to rush to the hospital.

Yes, I am. I was just, you know, trying not to be too much of an infomercial. I'm patient. This is not a.

Okay. This is an infomercial. Okay. Okay.

So actually this was the old cover. That's the old cover. This is now not the cover. We moved it.

Okay. And as you can see, the subject is spanking spanking art. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Can I get it? Amen. Women. Because you know, very often the dispensers of spankings are women.

And it is one form of domination that I think a lot of women do. And a lot of women feel kind of cool about. It's interesting. Maybe because for very many people, the first spanking that they received was from a woman.

Very often their mother. Or none. Or none, I guess. But in any case, I do not recommend spanking children.

Not that I'm a child expert in any sense. I do think from what I hear that it kind of teaches your children that violence is the answer to problems. And it does, you know, it lowers their IQ is what I hear.

Which I guess is generally not a good thing. So don't spank your children. But spanking for adults, I think, is a great thing. Consensual, I should say.

Don't just run up and spank somebody. Don't go just spanking random people. Or somebody that you're posing with in a picture. Like when your picture is getting taken.

You're going to get arrested. I guess that would qualify as sexual harassment. No, don't do that. I mean, you don't do the ass padding.

That's not good. No, unless it's consensual. You can tell if a booty wants a little spanking. I used to do that.

But I don't do that anymore. No, I got into porn business. I don't do that anymore. I don't spank anybody.

I spank a lot of people. I saw what it was like. I love spanking. I love spanking and being spanked.

And there's all kinds of pictures. I call it a love tap. It's a love tap. This is still a not for resale.

This is a proof. But here we're getting into some stuff. Getting into some stuff. There's still notes.

There's notes everywhere. This is a fun page. Nickas, you know, because the English know all about spanking. So there's all kinds of information,

history, ideas. And a how to. There's like a spanking for dummies. Am I allowed to say that?

Spanking for dummies. How to spank or be spanked. And all the things you need to know. And how to make it a good experience for you and your partner.

All in this magazine. All of that pictures. In this magazine. All right, so you have to.

Oh, there's some titties we can't show those. It's a sexual revolution. And look, here's Blossom. I'm sure I'm getting one of my things.

This is your birthday spanking. This is a Juxley photo. Seven girls spank me at once. That was pretty good to have that group spanking.

I think that's a lot of fun. There's Lassie Braun. There's a historic spanking of me. Lassie Braun is, of course, in some ways the father of European porn.

Oh, I've had a lot of people spank me. I think it's bad. I mean, I don't think it's great. I know some spankers have never been spanked.

Or they say they don't take it. I think it's good to experience it. Because it teaches you what it feels like to be the bottom. And I think that's valuable when you're, you know,

topping off other people. When you're topping off other people. Be the bottom when you're topping someone off. Well, anyway, people have different paths that they go.

So my path is always to try different things. And anyway, my ass looks a lot better than that. But... I mean, you know...

I heard that. You're going to say it looks good. And I was... She's like, I know what you're going to say.

Don't even... Just go for it. Okay. So there's a lot of fun people in this...

Oh. Look, who's here? Talk about a sneak peek. That's like the ultimate Donald Trump toad face.

He's like... Oh, look, who's here? Oh. Rude, Rudy.

Okay. Toody toody. And of course, there's only a couple of political pictures. Well, there's actually quite a few.

But all kinds of sexy pictures. And all kinds of info pictures. And historic pictures. There's Amor.

Sexually kinky. From Lupercalia. There's a Lupercalia picture. And, oh, Lupercalia.

And I call this our paper theater. Because this is from our broadcast. And this is the paper theater of it. Yes, the paper theater.

You know? And then there's the audio theater. The erotic theater of the mind. The sexual Bible.

Can we say that again? Then there's the video theater. Which is what we're doing now. Anyway, we're going to launch the magazine.

On the video theater. Second edition. And the audio theater. All the theaters are going to be launched on...

Yeah, this is the launch of this edition. We're attaching them into print to preserve them from the downfall of the internet. This is coming out on February 16.

Which is Lupercalia. And Lupercalia is the holiday of February. The original pagan Valentine's Day. You know?

The one that preceded the church. And the sanitation. And the commercialization. The hallmarkization.

And the Amazonization of Valentine's Day. You know? I love Valentine's Day. It's the high holiday of love.

You know? And I mean, it's especially good when you love someone and they love you back. But even then, it could even be bad

if you happen to have a fight that night. And oh, it's Valentine's Day. And it makes it so much worse. Don't kill her because you had a fight, okay?

No Valentine's Day massacres, please. But often people are assholes because they have this unreal expectation. Somebody told me long, long ago, who was it?

The ideal is the enemy of the real. It was Max. He was kind of paraphrasing her chief. But you came up with that phrasing, I think,

unless, I don't know, I haven't said it. It's said in many different ways. And the goal is the journey and the ideal is the enemy of the real.

And certainly Valentine's Day is all about the ideal. The hallmark ideal, the perfect relationship. And not just the perfect relationship, but the perfect Valentine's Day.

You have to do the perfect thing for both of you or give the perfect gift. Oh my God, it's so much pressure. It's always...

I even feel pressure this year. Is it really that much pressure to get a girl some flowers? It's not that much pressure. Not like that.

To get a girl some flowers. I mean, we have a power shortage on the laptop. The laptop has died. The laptop has died.

The laptop has died and I had someone saying how they were masturbating pretty much. How they were just saying, I was telling them to call because they said, I might,

but both of my hands are a little bit busy because he's watching the show and the other one's busy. All right, Dr. Suzy, we have to change this. Okay, we've had a technical issue.

I'm going to go figure this out. Well, then we're going to see our charming... Bring the power supply. Our charming technical director.

A Bonobo. A Bonobo. We need some electricity over here for the laptop. Here he comes.

Well, we need electricity. There's no plugs on this side here. Yeah, there should be a plug right there. So, speaking of magazines,

should we do... Did I say enough about... Yeah, no, that was great. And the launch of the magazine.

Oh, and by the way, if you would like to join us, we have a bunch of stars. I didn't write them all down. I should have. Goddess Phoenix is leading the bunch.

Possibly Danielle and Belive are coming. Who else? Blossom? Oh. For the night show, it's also going to be...

She got Claire. She's amazing. Oh, also... Those of you who have the humiliation fetish.

There's Casey... Casey Casey. And then... Casey Casey Casey.

I think Ron Jeremy and... Ron Jeremy and Rhiannon are trying to... Oh, Rhiannon are definitely coming. They're trying to play a scene.

They're trying to do something special. They're trying to do a movie. And we support that movie. We support artists.

We support artists. You know, no comment on Ron's pending movies.

But... I don't know nothing. But yeah, support the movie. And come to Lupercalia

and call 310-568-0066 if you want to join us because our shopping cart isn't working. Right.

Right now. We have the only shopping cart on the internet, okay? Okay. With dozens of products, but you can't buy anything.

On the fucking thing. We want to keep you waiting for more. Keep you wanting more.

Well... No, we are not subsidized by the government or by any major corporations.

Right. Just a small corporation called... Okay, so...

We can't say what the corporation is. All right, so Valentine's Day is a big problem. And you know what?

I didn't finish that thought. Yes. Because Valentine's Day has always bothered me.

So when I found the root of Valentine's Day which was back in like 2006 or so

I was like wow! The root of the heart

is really a well-wipped heart-shaped ass.

And Valentine's Day is really not so much about flowers. By the way, Aliyah,

we have your flower here from Smoky. Yeah, Smoky. You left it here twice. Anyway, less about flowers

and more about bloggers. Woo! Hello?

Well, you get the idea. Turn one off. In any case. Turn one off.

You mean the vloggers? One was off. Just change the color of the vlogger. Put that one away.

All right. So, yeah. So, Lupercalia is all about vloggers and we're going to get into the history

and the background of Lupercalia and also do quite a lot of pleasure-flogging. And that's what it is. It's about

consensual pleasure-flogging. And the church just could not abide that. It began way back pre-Imperial Rome.

It's very old. Old like pan, the god of the wild with the horns and the hooves. And he made, you know,

people come out of the forest and the villages to, you know, whip each other and have some sex and have some fun.

And this was the coming of spring. This was the original Groundhog Day, okay? You know, this was

where people, you know, kind of just merged together. Couples, single. I mean, I don't know how they regarded it back then.

But they certainly didn't make it all about just your sweetheart. It was about the community. It was communal

ecstasy. And God, where do we get communal ecstasy these days?

At a football game? I don't know. Maybe at a rock concert. I mean, yeah. Maybe at a concert.

But I guess this was something for all the senses. And yeah, it was very much pre-me too. I mean,

although, supposedly, it was consensual. I mean, it wasn't about people flogging people who didn't want to be

flogged. The floggies, the ones who wanted to receive, would like put out their butt. Yeah, you put out your butt. You know when

someone wants to get spanked. Yeah, that's what they would do. And if they were shy or they didn't want the butt, they'd put out their hands

and say, spank my hand for luck. That's what it would be called, luck. And isn't that what pleasure is? They spank their hands like that.

Yeah, like if, you know. It's like a handshake. It's like a kinky handshake. Because it would mostly be guys running around. Of course, when we do it

here in Bonoboville, girls do it. But mostly actually. But in those days, it was mainly guys.

Because mainly guys were doing everything. Guys were doing everything. Guys were starting to take over the rituals.

It was just past the goddess rule. And that's why the goddess is very strong in Lupercalia. Even though the guys have kind of taken over

and they're the priests that run around with the whips and, you know, sacrifice the goat and everything. Still, there's this appreciation

of the Luper who is the namesake of Lupercalia. And what is the Luper?

The Luper is the wolf. The she-wolf. It's very important. It's a she-wolf who nurtures the founders of Rome.

takes care of the society. Exactly. And it's very female. And guess who plays

the she-wolf, who played it last year? Rianne and with the she-wolf

Tatas. Maybe I'll dress up as a wolf that short. Yeah, you could be like the baby wolf. We had baby wolves that night.

Braddy Wolfie. Actually, Braddy Wolfie was a baby wolf. We should have Braddy Wolf. Are we a baby wolf? Yeah, you could be a baby wolf. You have ten minutes.

Ten minutes until what? Okay. For the break? Okay, so Lupercalia

310560 568066 if you want to join us and also Valentine's Splash

and how many minutes? Nine minutes. Oh, plenty of time. Let's go through some other magazines.

I happen to be in some other magazines. Kind of cool because they're more famous

than Speakeasy. They're not as thick as ours. Not as thick. They're a little skinnier than our magazine. I'm not complaining.

No, no, it's okay. This one has Gina Rodriguez who's kind of a controversial actress right now.

She's in What the Hell Happened to What's that? What's that she's in?

Helen Gurley Brown She started this whole thing. Carmen Sandiago. That's what she's in. And anyway,

she's on the cover. It's the February issue. Maybe it's still on stand. And

there's a little interview with me about landing strips to shave or not to shave.

Do you like some fern? Right. And this is an important issue for some people.

Stay warm. Well, first of all, I have to say, as a sex therapist

and advisor to the stars, I have to say, do what you like. Yeah, exactly.

That's really where it's at. Some people want to shave their whole bodies. Some people really want to be like a

bonobo, hairy as a bonobo, and they want to be hairy all over. A lot of people are in between.

But my personal feeling is shave around the lips, the labia,

for maximum sensation. That's what I like to do. What? You didn't notice?

Okay. Shave around the labia. Oh, the shaving part.

Right. This is about genital shaving. I'm not talking about

being a member of Mel's Shaver Club. So,

back to the shaving tip. When you shave around the lips, it gives you more enhanced sensation for penetration

as well as conilingus. But I still feel it's a good idea to leave the natural hair

above the clitoris. At least for me, because that's the part that, you know,

can get very chafed if you don't always wear underwear. Why does everyone find this so funny? I guess it's funny.

It is. Honestly, do talk about this to a lot of my clients

about shaving issues. How to shave. It is a very sensitive thing and a lot of women

feel like they have an expectation to be an image of what other people want, but it should be what they like.

What they like. Not that you can't do what other people want sometimes, like for Valentine's Day.

You could, you know, shave a little heart into your cubic region. I mean, that's a great idea to do something

for, but yeah, in general. But you have to be careful if it's Valentine's Day and then there's going to be some sex or something and then you have all this rash.

You shouldn't do that if you don't know about your skin condition. That's the problem about

shaving around the top part. Okay. Be very careful with shaving the top part because that's the more sensitive thing.

We're interrupting. It's okay. So moving right along. You can read more about it.

Cosmo, the sex Q&A by Julie Vadnall and with Gina Rodriguez on the cover.

Okay. Now I'm not sure who this is. And Helen Gurley-Brown should get a lot of credit for that. Right.

A woman, a lot of kids don't know who she was. Right. Helen Gurley-Brown was the original mouseburger and the original, you can have it all

woman. And of course the funny thing is she said you could have it all. And she had a great life, but guess what?

She didn't have any kids. So I don't know if she really could say that having it all

would be very easy. Anyway, you know what is all? All is just pleasure, just enjoying your life

and feeling that it's not just pleasure not that pleasure should have the word just in front of it, but it's also meaning. And part of

having meaning is enjoying yourself. So men's health, I've been there too. This one is about

Valentine's Day and interestingly it's also by Julie Vadnall and it's so what are we

this is about should we have the talk around Valentine's Day and I

think not so much but other people do believe that Valentine's Day is a good idea and I think

that the editors wanted it to be a good idea, but personally I feel that pleasure that pressure is the

enemy of pleasure and you know for Valentine's Day well basically you should celebrate Lupercalia, but

you should even if you don't celebrate Lupercalia just try to do something pleasant, just try to have a good time and the next day

you could talk about the state of your relationship a couple days later let's make Valentine's Day a nice memory.

Yeah right well some people you know these are millennials they want to they want to kind of multitask a lot of millennials feel

hey it's Valentine's Day, I should find out how my relationship is doing hey honey would you now it's not bad sometimes

to propose marriage but I would say only propose marriage if you know you're going to get a yes okay

if you don't know for sure you're going to get a yes it married around Valentine's Day because we had rejection problems

that would be terrible try to make it nice other people still and we are certainly going to try to make it nice for you

and one thing that I want to say before we go is that actual Valentine's Day itself which falls on a Thursday this year

so we're not doing a show but we are celebrating World Bonobo Day World Bonobo Day

because Valentine's Day is World Bonobo Day that's right and we have our books

our books are going to be part of the giveaway packages that you will receive if you win when you go to the World

Bonobo Day celebration at the Blind Lady Alehouse in San Diego

with the Bonobo Project the Bonobo Project is going to go I'm going to go because I'm already there

at the zoo he's at the San Diego Zoo actually this is a she so

you know I mean I know everybody can't go to San Diego although it does sound like a lot of fun you might win a copy of my book

right? you might but if you can't go you should still donate

to maybe the Bonobo Project and then there's also the Bonobo Conservation Initiative and there's also Lola

Ya Bonobo they're all working hard to save the Bonobos the Make Love Not War chimpanzees who swing through the trees

as well as with each other and yeah they have a lot of sex and they don't kill each other so far

not in the wild or captivity they've hurt each other they have issues but they have not killed each other

so they seem to know the secret to peace through pleasure can we learn? I hope so that's one of my missions in life

is to help people to learn to use sexual energy and sexual freedom to make peace among each other

and the Bonobos are a good example so yeah make like Bonobos not baboons and we got to take a break so

are we ready to take a break? we're going to come back if you want to call us it's 1-866-289-7968

don't come yet and don't go away, we'll be right back hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book

called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the Make Love Not War great apes, you know

the ones who have a lot of sex and a Bonobo Sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how Bonobos have sex

it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really they're the only great apes that have never been seen

killing each other they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy

very sexually satisfied males, Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very

very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human

even being humane Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you

is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy

within you, that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know, the pain

and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that?

greater lust, greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days so get the book

learn the Bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join Bonoboville a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends

and one last thing the real Bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction read the Bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life we're listening to radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now

here she is, Dr. Susan Block welcome back to my room it's just you and me

and Blossom and Captain Max and a few other people Onyx is there

Abe, Harry Gideon you gotta see that clip that Gideon made

of the motor bunny wow that's why it took us so long to get back kept watching it

a multitask you can't see that I'm masturbating you might want to know why

I'm not doing the show from the bed I'm doing it now from the desk because I can do things multitask

she can multitask I need the vibrate and the bed is right nearby this is the office

and then there's the bed and then got it all so

speaking of which we didn't get an avian award no no we didn't get an award but it's the best we're going to get

I'm working on it trust me don't even worry you're going to have your own all of fame we're going to have our own category

yeah I think that's why we don't get an award because we're kind of hard to categorize you're hard to catch

I don't even know but anyway we got one of five favorites

of avian for I would call them sex podcasts they call them porn podcasts

porn yeah they're in the porn business they're in the webcamp business and some of them

I don't know I guess some of them really emphasize porn maybe and I guess

I love porn and I really love porn stars and I have quite a few of them on the show but we also have all kinds of other people

so I wouldn't say it's a porn porn maybe they're just too afraid to say sex I gotta go take a pee

speaking of porn if you're interested in golden showers Max is announcing you know you could have said anything

but you had to go do but anyway I know a lot of people would like Max to pee on them

and they're now fantasizing about that and so are the people that would not like Max to pee on them now that I've mentioned it

everyone is fantasizing imagining do whatever makes you happy whatever gets you turned on

as long as it's consensual Max is a consensual can these be are we gonna hear him pee now

I think that he's got his microphone on and I don't know if he has this no he does not have his headset on

so I think we are gonna actually hear Max pee so those of you who like I said really fantasize about it

this is your moment and those of you who maybe don't you know maybe

hey don't put the music on we can't hear them no really I'm one of those people that would like to hear

my show I think that's okay on Facebook at least hear the flushing did he take a

there was the pee before but we were talking and then they had the music we did hear the flushing so that does sound very genuine

maybe in the playback he wasn't trying to escape we'll do the playback and I bet we'll hear it the tinkle

yeah and I hear that you know your flush was definitely on and possibly your tinkle

your mic was still on my friend did you know that do you hear put your headset on

you kept your microphone on I didn't have my headset while I was peeing yes

Max is a real radio man now they remember me like aren't you the guy that was peeing on the show

we were actually saying you know if you enjoy it if you enjoyed that kind of thing here you go

anyway we want to say thank you AVN we didn't mean to interrupt our gratitude with

this power missing event it was an emergency actually I should have given you the Trump toilet paper it was caused by cancer

what about you didn't even get the Trump toilet paper you beat cancer yeah you beat cancer

we beat cancer because love can be anything love and a little toilet paper

you know because it's another well this is another form of therapy I don't own stock in the truck toilet paper

it's very scratchy franchise it gets all crumbly up in your ass you guys know you know personally

I've been trying to use it I mostly use it to gag it's a pain in the ass okay it is

but speaking of which check out my Roger stoned and swinging piece

on the blog and in counter punch and where's that picture of Roger you know when he had to go to court no not that one

the other one well we could I mean yeah start with the first yeah see there we are Max

Max look I'm right there you know

and he's wearing a Dr. Susan Dot TV shirt the guy on the left oh yeah

yeah he is the guy on the left in the red shirt right there we sell these actually Dr. Susan block dot com

yes not a good look for the guy though but not a good look for him kind of a good look for me

you look amazing I look freaked out by Roger stoned I am a little freaked out by Roger stoned

and honestly you know he's a little he looks pretty freaked out this looks like a guy this guy looks like he's going to bomb it

but okay enough with that I'm not responsible for that guy wearing Dr. Susan block dot com shirt

the other guy I'm glad is not although my logo is between look he's holding up our banner at least

that's what he armpits like that's not like at least it's just but he's a swinger he is a swinger

every politician's been a swinger a lot of them are but he's been very proud of it so everyone knows about it

and I feel a little bit bad because he's such a dick I mean not in a good way and he is now

kind of a poster boy for swinging I'm cuckolding a little bit you know and he uses that cuck word

in a derogatory way and yet he's a big cuckold and he has posted many ads

he's posted many ads yeah like at least three the swinger section and there's our swinger

Betsy she got camera shy she got camera shy we're surrounded by animals tonight

it's groundhog day it's the year of the pig and of course almost world bonobo day and Betsy

Betsy so anyway so back to the thank you

I hesitate to call him a snake because I love snakes look at that little groundhog that kind of looks like Roger Stone

doesn't he look a little like Roger Stone with the little hands and the pointy nose we need to do an image of them two together

put his face on the groundhog it's groundhog day today if you're listening to us live or watching

it is groundhog day he's raising the flag because you know this whole idea that when the groundhog sees his shadow

it's another six weeks of winter when he doesn't which he didn't supposedly today out there in what's the name Puckscatani

Pennsylvania they have this center of groundhog it's the groundhog center this is where the capital's groundhog is

and this is where they gather lots of people too it's a huge holiday they come out there in the snow

thousands they want to know we don't have to go we don't have to go

I'm from Pennsylvania I don't want to go what did that groundhog do to get all those fans what did the groundhog do

I'm posing for my photographer with my HBO he did more he had a cute butt

this is our HBO jackets HBO boxing because they didn't have HBO sex jackets

they couldn't put a patch Sheila Nevins and her infinite generosity I have one too

was it that they couldn't or they wouldn't they didn't have them they just didn't make

sex jackets you just put a patch everybody was broadcasting sex but they really weren't broadcasting sex

they were too afraid to talk about it they were documentaries I was talking about it sexuality superhero

sexuality legends Dr. Susan Block you know actually what he had called me

was something you know something like a milf of mother of all porn podcasts

we were doing them before there were podcasts yeah I think we were one of the first

if not the first and I still don't quite understand the difference between a podcast and a radio

it's probably the channel I don't know the hd ipod

ipod anyway whatever it is I do it I guess we got mentioned

along with a bunch of other shows so you should check that out it's not broadcasting anymore it's podcasting

including a show by holly randall hey fuck the broad let's make a pod actually I am saying things same things

so we're gonna shut up okay I'm just gonna smack you with my february I'll let you whip me

I don't have my sunglasses on give me that butt naughty girl okay now let's

made by jux leather this is a genuine february and you can smack people with it

all through the month of february if you ask them and they say yes and soft leather is the best and sometimes if they've wronged you

you have to have a witness it's slight wrong like interrupting you while you're trying to make a point on a radio show that's supposedly yours

then you can smack them with this and you feel better it's a form of therapy and they may feel better too

because it's better than saying I'm sorry let me give you a smack with my february we'll both feel better

that's right yeah that was a snake oh that we were spanking the microphone

okay I wasn't checking it I was trying to spank so it's a year of the pig pig is a symbol of wealth

that kind of scares me the whole wealth thing I'm all for wealth I know but I'm a little bit nervous

that that just means the rich are gonna get richer yeah we have to watch that they're gonna get richer

the rich are gonna get richer I don't even think they can get richer oh they can we didn't think they could get richer years ago

and look at them now the damage to being that wealthy is extraordinary

and it doesn't just really make you happy to have all that money you've got to manage it it's a lot of stress

you wonder if people want it everyone's trying to get it people don't really give it away they give it some to their charities

their own personally handpicked charity their own personally made charities so Roger stoned check it out

it's in counter punch I could go on and on about Roger but he's busted he's another swinger

he's a swinger but you see there you are he's defining that to a great degree

Dr. Susan Block is the definition it's terrible what can you do all you can say is that

very often our media likes to define sex by scandal and by

not by healthy sex by secrets you know fucking I do have to say

I don't think Roger stoned did anything non consensual sexually not sexually women would have came out by now

right yeah I think he's kind of kept it pretty straight ahead

with that and I have to give him credit for that but I still don't like him being the poster boy

for swinging and cuckolding and living the libertine life because he lives it on a very bad edge

you know he he services he filates figuratively speaking

I'm sure he really filates a lot of studs and that's fine but what I'm saying is figuratively he filates

the oligarchs and the 1% and the corporate wolves that harm us

and the earth and our place in the earth so yeah but we're all corrupt now

we're all paid off not all of us most of us are there's only a few people

that are getting paid we're not getting paid enough I'm like you don't even

can I be the campaign manager of changing the image of swinging as talk to Susan

the talk to Susan is the image of the bonobo swinging well you know swinging has always had a kind of a

problematic image because you know there's always the media attacks, the religion attacks the government attacks

the parents attacking and the kids attacking people for just trying to experience pleasure

in the context of an average everyday life I never had sex at a swing party I couldn't

swing in the trees like a bonobo we had sex you and I you and I had sex

at a swing party in fact we were on a swinging bench that's the way to

I think that's like the most perfect dynamic of when you go there and you're with someone

that you really love absorb that he forgot but yeah it's great to be able to have sex with

it was a beautiful moment and he forgot with someone that you love and trust in the context of this wild jungle of sex

we're going to apologize you better now you remember I remember

I remember I'm not going to let you forget that that you forgot but next time you say how could you forget what I told you

how could you forget us fucking on the swinging bed at the swing party that is

how could that happen so what about this one that could be involved possibly that was involved at that time

I mean that was all right so is that my glass or your glass

okay so now I'm going to do a Bonoboville communion ritual with my husband after you forgot about that

he's like is this a trick I just got in trouble Betsy tell me what's going on

so usually I'm going to lick a titty but Max is so oh she can't okay okay

what are you going to do to my hand I'm licking it now I'll now I'm giving you a hand

wait wait what's happening oh wow salty well now I waterboard myself

but because I am a patient I am not going to I'm a patient I can't

wow yummy it's good though but you know I haven't had a drink in six weeks

but that's not I feel like that might not hurt like smoke what do you think no I think it's okay

cocoa herbal liquor oh it's delicious could that really hurt anything of course if you drink it

cocoa leaf liquor it's all about you know moderation no no no

I mean I like that but since Mike it's delicious

I can't drink anymore I only drink on Saturdays so I only do them there's the week I smoke

yeah me too and I can't smoke anymore so that's all I could do

they say sex is very good for you I'm sure Roger Stone will have some in jail so speaking of which

let's see that picture of him with the tattoos and stuff oh the tattoo of Nixon on his back yeah not just the tattoo of Nixon

but look at his new tattoo what is that it's a yellow he's got poop coming out of his no it's just a guy with a shit hole for a mouth

named Donald Trump it's Donald Trump's ass he had that tattoo made that's on his ass

oh it's kind of a joke it's a joke but he does have Nixon on his back he really does have Nixon on his back

he should have Dr. Susan Block Trump toilet paper wiping so yeah this guy and his nose

I mean I don't want to body shame let's not talk about noses that's some good schnauz like Nixon

yeah this guy is our is a trickster he is and you know I

feel that he is like the evil twin of Abby Hoffman and the Yippies and Paul Krasner

and he comes from that era and he uses the same trickster you know

kind of twists and turns in his approach and they used it though in the service

of the people I mean sure Abby might have had a big ego and he did wind up offing himself poor guy and yet

I felt that his heart was to do these tricks pranks the pranks were like dropping

money from the top part of the wall the wall street the stock exchange

and of course they levitated the pedagon and they did some crazy things and he is the opposite

he takes the tricks and the magic and he employs it in the service

of the rich of the racists of the sexists and the people

out to steal your money and and human life on earth

and that's what he's been working in service of and so I felt like I had to weigh in on my sex therapist take because his sexuality

is such a key part of who he is I like those noses myself I'm a nosy man

he's still thinking of the noses he's a little like the devil you know and pan and I hate to say

this but pan that is a trickster pan has goat ears and hooves and he was turned into the devil

by the church they can do that I don't know this Roger Stone is bugging me so I had

to do my Roger Stone therapy and tried to just tell everybody

what he's all about and not to let him ruin your sex life because you know that kind of example makes people

feel uncomfortable makes me feel uncomfortable so I just want to assure you that just because you're into swinging or cuckolding

doesn't mean you're Roger Stone no in fact you're probably much nicer chances are

and certainly a lot more fun than Paul Manafort who I also wrote about in cucks and cuckolding

campaign management and he may have coerced his wife into cuckolding which is a no-no

I'm all for cuckolding and couples who engage it's a great form of spice to put in your

married life and lord and lady knows we need a little spice to keep these things going monogamy is a beautiful thing

I'm monogamy monogamish monogamy anyway but you gotta spice it up a little bit

I mean with a Bacchanal or with a swing people have married for like 50 years and they like what it's expected is like you have the same

sex for 50 years and that's like and no wonder people just fall out in love fall out you know they get bored

and most of those sex is not very good most of it some of it is

some of it I'm in awe of there's some people that you know beautiful old couples that they say beautiful old couples

yes it's because they swing they swing to the trees with their love beautiful old couples

you know that they're getting kinky behind closed doors if any marriage lasts they get kinky so

you know whether you're in a couple or you're just part of a community or you're just into fantasies and you're single

I mean just really understand that this stuff is natural and good and you know it's restricted by society

society wants everybody to focus their sexual energy on reproduction more workers for

the corporations of course now that's kind of backfiring now it's not workers now they want consumers they want you to

reproduce so that you can buy things on Amazon and your children will buy things and you will buy things for your children

keep on fucking but the bonobos show us that it's not all about reproduction there's a reason

that we love fucking and it really isn't all about having those little stinkers although they're so adorable and I'm all for having them

still the bonobos show us that our sexual desire is partly about recreation not

just reproduction not just procreation but recreation and also relationships

relation touch feeling hugs kisses stuff that

is very almost taboo now it's very silly it gets silly and sexual

well you know you can do it that brings us back with your Valentine but to do it with more than your Valentine

is dangerous and of course we humans we are like bonobos and common chimps not just bonobos but

they're all polyamorous and swingers they're all swingers not just from the trees and and you know

that is natural and it's just sad that a guy like Roger Stone who also likes to smoke

pot and you know he's also kind of making the whole pot thing seem

but anyway don't let Roger Stone ruin your high or your orgasm don't let him stone your high ok get stone don't get stone

the stone silly stones everybody must get me away from Roger Stone

so I think I've covered most of my subjects and if you want to call it

how much time do we have how much time do we have I mean ten minutes so yeah so let's talk about me

let's talk about me let's talk about me yeah it's time to talk about Max and

what you think of me oh oh you know

I often tell the story can I tell it again I know you've heard it I hope it's not about that it's about you

I'm stealing myself yes go ahead I will take that chance like Russian roulette are you going to interrupt me

no no I didn't interrupt you during the whole dish dish washing story I'll let you just go with that get all your yucks at my expense

it's okay no it's not this is a very romantic beautiful very new age

because you see it in the future it's clear it's gonna happen so I was a little boy

and it was June probably 1955 and I was sitting under the pine tree oh this story

oh yeah no I like this story this is a very romantic this is like a total valid she talks about how she likes pine trees is this why

I throw it real fast so I'm under the pine trees oh my god I'm married when I get older and I'm thinking and I'm looking

and I see this little blonde chick that's pretty good that's what men see that's what men see when they live

okay so the years go by and they just fly by and

and I'm in I feel like I want to interrupt because you forgot but I won't I will say what I feel about it

you didn't get the part about her name her name would be inside of my name that's what you heard when you were under the pine tree

the voice told you oh wait so how do I after the next thing was I gotta be quick

we're in a limousine we're in the middle of nowhere in fucking Connecticut and we're driving down there and we come to one of these red lights to blink

in the middle of nowhere there's no cars they blink so we stopped on the tree was a poster for a plate

oh he's telling another story oh my god this is another level of the story this is gonna take

it's the same story for all these different parts okay and then okay

I just have to just chill like a good wife really it's okay talk speak

okay so we saw all these different signs and then he found them at my house and I was the girl under the pine tree as well as the one in the poster

and another one on the plane so we'll fill in all those gaps in a little while but I think we have to go oh we're going

but you know Max is gonna write his story you gotta oh and the nature of Martha's Vineyard

Suzanne Bella Camp Bella Campy this is one of my fellow women of the world

who have been helped in a kind of female empowerment program he's given hundreds of thousands of dollars

he's given to the bonobos and to the bonobos and also to this beautiful book about Martha's Vineyard so we're gonna

you know get into that and yeah the magazine next week is Splosh and Art

don't miss it and the week after is Spank Spank and Art

so Danielle and Be live are gonna come here and this is gonna be a great show with Goddess Phoenix and a bunch of other

exciting people and you know and also World Bonobo Day don't forget to donate

to a bonobo it's the National Love Day let's save the bonobos and they will help us save ourselves

the bar tell me the way to the blind lady ale house the blind lady ale

go down there there's gonna be other bonobo lovers we've put some books and maybe be is going to be

given away for the bonobos okay so how's it doing we're done

we're done all right oh we got five so join us for those two shows we also might be moving

we are moving and in the meantime you can find us on our website always

and of course you can always call us if you need to talk privately

about any of these subjects cockle ding, sick swinging or just love if you have any money left over

after you give to the bonobos give it to the human bonobos the bonobo sapiens we do always

donate a portion of all our proceeds to our various bonobo causes but we also have our little socialist capitalist

communal kind of operation going called bonoboville visit us

you should join bonoboville where you can watch this show for free especially when it's more exciting you might really like that

and that's at bonoboville.com and give the bonobo way for valentine's day that's a good gift

kiss each other and love each other say I bonobo you I bonobo you man

if you're squeamish about saying I love you don't take it too far say I bonobo you it's great about world bonobo day

it gives you a chance to take the pressure off yourself at your own issues think about the bonobos save the bonobos

follow the bonobos check out their sex it's not porn although some people get turned on watching

go to zoo go to this blind lady alehouse give to the bonobos read about them and be more bonobo

be more bonobo and then you'll find you have the greatest valentine's days ever so

make like bonobos not baboons make love not war get out of Venezuela let's not interfere there

let's get out of all the war places we're only in it for the money and we don't make the money we the people don't

it's just corporations mostly in the defense industry so make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you I love you and I'm putting my hand under the mobile multitasking is all saving the world

multitasking while saving the world next rally next talk with someone about something you can't talk about

with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airway

but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone

anytime you need to talk whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination

my world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away totally private, absolutely confidential we listen, talk with you

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from impotence to exhibitionism fears to desires fetishes to marriages for more information call us at

213-291-9497 that's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk you're listening to Radio Suzy 1

on the World Wide Web need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else

you can talk with us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves but my day job is director

of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone

anytime you need to talk whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination

my world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away totally private, absolutely confidential we listen, talk with you

advise you, role play for you and fantasize with you and no fantasy is too taboo and we help you with anything

from impotence to exhibitionism fears to desires fetishes to marriages

if you've never called before don't be embarrassed we all need help with sex at one time or another even world leaders do

maybe especially world leaders do but I'm not going to tell you which ones so when you need to ask a question or play out a fantasy

or just talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else call us at 213-291-9497

anytime you need to talk Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way

inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes, you know the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other

they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us

almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human even being humane

bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you

is your inner bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you

that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know, the pain

and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that? greater lust

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learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life