Masturbation Education

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listening to Radio Susie One on the worldwide web and now here she is Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists, an exhibitionist, voyeurs, and connoisseurs, professors, and porn stars, master-baters, and fornicators, wankers, bankers, all you children of sex and we are all children of

sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Ramadham, or the goddess, or your mama. Until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A-women? Amen! I want to welcome you to Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA.

This is the womb room and what's that buzz? Tell me what's happening. Well, if you are listening to me live, watching me on DrSusanBlock.tv, it is smack in the middle of masturbation month, the merry month of May. Oh yeah, come, let us play. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, don't be embarrassed. Remember what our

St. George of Carlin said. If God had intended us not to masturbate, he or possibly she would have made our arms shorter and then we wouldn't be able to so easily. And so maybe then masturbation would be unnatural and get hair on our elbows or something. But we have these palms and hands that reach so beautifully,

you know, I mean we're not like the dogs that have to rub up against trees. Well, some of us might just for the pleasure, but or the fetish, tree fetish. But if we want, the ultimate pleasure is right at our fingertips, sometimes with a little help from a screaming. Oh, finger glow in the dark vibrator. Yes, brothers and

sisters, masturbation month is what we are celebrating. We have been celebrating since the beginning of May, you know, and of course we've been celebrating always. Every day is masturbation day, every hour, every second on all of that. But you know, they have these months like black history month

and women's international month and you know, take your dog to work month. I mean, they have these months where you're supposed to honor things. And this is the month that we honor and talk about the M word. Mmm, masturbation. Yeah. And tonight, we are focusing on masturbation education. Of course, this school is I

think different from any you've been to. We have professors and porn stars tonight to enlighten us. And yes, we do need masturbation education in my humble opinion. I mean, isn't masturbation natural? Some might say, why do you need to learn about masturbation? Well, yes, it is natural. But some of us are a little

slow. And I don't know about you. I want to hear about you actually. I do. I'm going to hear from my guests very shortly. And I would like to hear from you too. Out there in radio Suzy one land. If you'd like to call our number is 21367 00066. Or if you want us to pay for your masturbatory questions and

fantasies, toll free number 18662897068 masturbation education. I needed it or else I might never have had an orgasm. Really? I mean, I was a sophomore at Yale. And no, I didn't learn this in a course at Yale, but I did wear my Yale panties just for the occasion. So I was a sophomore 19 years old, and I'd never

had an orgasm. I mean, not a voluntary orgasm. I'd had these sort of climaxes when I was doing, you know, like a kip up in gymnastics class because of what it does to the pelvic muscles. Kind of it just accidentally gave me an orgasm and horseback riding. But I never had a voluntary orgasm. I had sex and my

high school boyfriend, he'd had orgasms and my college boyfriend, they'd had orgasms and it was very pleasurable, but I'd never had an orgasm. And I had this boyfriend who had sex with me one night in my tiny little dorm room bed. And it was nice sex, I think. It was. He was really cute. But I didn't have an orgasm and

he left to get to his early class. I, of course, was a night owl even then. And I stayed in bed just feeling vaguely unsatisfied. And not knowing what to do, I kind of reached for a book. I was a very bookish girl, you know, that's how I got into Yale. I went downhill ever since I graduated, of course, obviously, as you

can see. But getting in there, you know, everything out of books. And so I found Anthony and Cleopatra. Great book. I mean, Shakespeare play. Very sexy. I love it, especially when they change the costume she puts on his armor and he puts on her, you know, Egyptian fru fru thing. And then they have sex. Love

it. But nothing about what I was feeling, not even in my French fleur du mal. I mean, nothing about this feeling I was having. But I kept rummaging and I found this little pamphlet that I actually got at this is history, folks. Okay, masturbation education begins with history, the 1970s. Okay, women's

consciousness raising groups. This was a feminist pamphlet. This was, I didn't even think it was about sex. I thought it was about women. And well, it was. But the name was liberating masturbation by Betty Dodson, who has since become my good friend. And of course, is the godmother of masturbation.

But I didn't know who she was. Or I just saw this book. And I read it just a few paragraphs. It said, you know, wet yourself, touch your pussy, the labia. Where is the clitoris? I had no idea. No idea. I needed a book to find this with with also a map, which was great map shows me where it is

tells me breathe deep. I didn't know about this stuff. Breathing deep. Well, I'd done a little yoga, but I didn't know it had anything to do with sex. And I learned this. And I breathe deep. And I touched myself where it said to touch. I followed instructions. And I breathe deep. And I thought I was

Cleopatra just floating on my barge to Anthony, who was, of course, my boyfriend of the moment. And I just kept breathing deep and floating and touching myself and breathing and floating and looking at the book every once in a while when I'd lose it and then getting back into the focus and

then low and behold, I had an orgasm. My very first orgasm. Thank you. Through masturbation, through liberating masturbation, brothers and sisters, because, yes, that's what it took. And I knew from that moment on that I was an orgasmic woman and that I could do it myself. I could do it with

boyfriends later. I discovered I could do it with girlfriends. I could do it anytime. And wow, was that revolutionary? You know, I mean, because masturbation is revolutionary. That's why it's still so taboo in so many ways. Because when you learn how to give yourself that kind of

pleasure, even though, of course, it's better, better, better to share it with someone you love or at least like a lot. You know, sometimes that's not available, or sometimes the person you're with is abusive, or sometimes the person you're with is just

unreasonable, or sometimes, you know, you never have to count out to an unreasonable lover or an unreasonable religion or an unreasonable government again. Amen. You have your fingers. You have your vibrators. Thank you, Evolve. Right. And even those of you

who don't have fingers, I'm sure you learn how to do it with your feet. Okay, so. And you should teach me afterwards. All right. Yeah. Well, you're flexible enough. Well, I am going to introduce my fabulous guests now.

Are you masturbating? We're, we're, uh, good. We are definitely foreplaying. You know, I'm hoping for that. This is a foreplay for ourselves. This is a masturbation show. We're going to talk about a lot of different things, of course,

as usual, but, but certainly the power of self pleasure is a big, big deal here tonight in the M month. And this is Amanda Blow, a good, good friend of the Dr. Susan Block Institute and Radio Susie One, and we love you Amanda. Thank you. Sort of

like a flapper with a little bit of 1970s. I don't know. You flappers from the 20s, but you got this kind of huge. I don't, you just look interesting. Thank you. I like to be interested in different things as well. You have a

bunch of toys. Yes. And there's some more coming. And I love, love, love, love to masturbate. That is my thing. Well, that is my thing. That is my thing. I am so glad because, you know, this is your thing and you are going to get an extra toy.

Oh, I love because we drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles here. Make a girl come, not shoot a head off. What's going on under my skirts? Okay. Well, let me show you what could go on. Uh-huh. There we go.

Thank you. Pocket rockets. Yes. A pocket rocket with a new package that is ready to blast off. Can I use it on you later? Yeah. I have mine down. So we're going to put this away for later. Yeah. Let me introduce my next lovely

guest. Another friend of the Dr. Susan Block Show, who was just here with the girls and corpses. Sasha. Sweet. Yes, ma'am. Mary masturbation month. Mary masturbation month to you. How have you been celebrating so far? Well, I

masturbate a lot. Not just during masturbation month. I do it pretty much once a day at least. Once a day. Yeah. At the minima. So, you didn't have an orgasm till age 27. Through masturbation. Like you said, it was, it was, no, just

basically they were, it felt great. I love coffee. Yes, you do. Okay. More than anything. I finally, um, took control, and I don't know, I've been a very sexual woman, and I think that I felt like it was all about the man

subconsciously, because I knew it wasn't. I didn't grow up that way, but there's something subconscious. But you didn't know what your pleasure was. No. And I found it, and it was like. You needed some masturbation education. I had

those two, they were on two long, uh, cords. They were eggs. Oh wow. The two eggs. And I put one inside of me, and I had one on the outside, and I wrote a pillow. I forgot to read my pillow. Well, I have plenty of pillows. Yes. Well,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna show you. Okay. I'm gonna show you. Absolutely. Absolutely. We would like to see the pillow writing, because I think a lot of, uh, people start through pillow writing. I still do. I'm, it is. It's

never done. Oh, it's like, it's like writing a man, but you have vibrating. I'm gonna try that now. Position of the, oh, I'll show, well, you show me yours, I'll show you mine. Okay. That's position. Right,

absolutely. But, uh, but also, uh, pocket rocket writing is, uh, is a good one. Thank you. So you're all three, four, five. Take picture, Andy. Somebody come here. Picture, picture, pocket rocket picture. And let me introduce the new people

here on the show, the virgins to the Dr. Susan Block show. We have Addy Juniper. Hello. Hello. How are you? I was about to close the mic. Sorry. Oh, well, you know, I mean, we usually say you should get close to the mic

like you're giving it head, but apparently you like giving head. Yeah, I was putting my mouth all the way around. Yeah, I guess. Wow. And you look very nice in your plaid. Thank you. It's very kind of school-like in a way, although I don't

know if you wear, uh, just, you know, sleeveless tops. I mean, what is that? Oh, no. Strapless. Strapless. Strapless top. Right. To school. No. Or maybe you do that. Can you do that? I don't think so. No? Well, in my school you can even wear

spaghetti straps. This is my school. I am the head, mistress. Yes. And you are here. And you are a fetish porn model star? Mostly fetish. Um, I just recently got into the mainstream realm. And what is your favorite fetish?

That's a hard one. It's a hard to choose, but I like tickling. Tickling? Really? You like to be tickled or you like to do the tickle? I like both. I like both. Really. A tickling site. Really, because that's very, very popular. A lot of guys like tickling, and I find

there aren't that many women that like to be tickled. So if you do, if you really do, then you're in luck. I mean, you know, you're a commodity. Gives me an endorphin rush. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? It does. But it takes a certain level of, what does it take to, to tolerate tickling?

I mean, not, not a zen thing, because then you're not really feeling tickled, you know, when you're just breathed deep and you are. You're being fucked and tickled? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Fucked and tickled. Fucked and tickled? Is that what it is, or you're just being tickled and you get off?

I mean, I, I can't get off with just the tickling alone, no. But you're getting fucked and then you tickle? How do you feel the difference? I mean, how do you? How about with a pocket rocket and tickling? How about if you were holding the pocket rocket and we were tickling you?

Maybe we'll try that later. Anyway, you win a pocket rocket. I'd be like, get off me, you're distracting me. Actually, fucking tickled sounds like a law front. It does. I think it might be. We better not use that name again.

Well, maybe we could use them here. It's just kind of playful and just kind of, you know, gets you in the mood. Definitely. Do you tickle yourself? I mean, we're talking about masturbation. I can tickle my own feet. I tried before.

Yeah. And is it ticklish? Actually, yes. It is. Really? Wow. I think that's interesting. But I can't really do any other areas by myself.

I need someone else for that. Well, that's pretty good. I mean, I can massage my own feet. I do, you know, Max is the best masseuse if any of you ladies would like to have your feet massaged. Why shouldn't say any of you? He has to choose.

$100 an hour in the corner. Right. There you go. Right. We take. $200 with just a look at it, Susie. American Express. Anyway, but and so sometimes he's too tired to give me a foot massage,

so I have to do it myself. Oh, wow. I know, huh? But I can kind of do that, but tickle my own feet. No, I don't think I could do that. You can, though. I can, if I have really sharp to your nails. Do you get off on that? Like when you tickle, you're like,

you're masturbating and tickling your feet and getting off? Sometimes, yes. What? Okay. This has to be the most interesting sexual thing I've ever heard. I'm trying to tickle myself. It's not working.

Seriously, we're going to definitely talk, okay? It's better if someone else is doing the tickling. But either way, you can do it. That just amazes me. Being tickled or any of that period, I'm like,

get off me. I need to concentrate. You know, I need to close my eyes and imagine Dr. Susie. That might make you laugh, though, which is like tickling. My tickling is fancy. Tickle your mind. Then I'll think of Max.

As far as fetishes, though, I also like to be spanked. Oh, I love that. I think of spanking. Spank, spank, spank.

Absolutely. We love spanking. Hard or not so hard? Moderate. Moderate.

I say both. What do you say? I like both. Both.

All right. I want to introduce my next guest. We have professors and porn stars. So here's the professor or at least she is a PhD. Dr. Sean Tibbles.

Dr. Chantel. So pretty. Dr. Chantel. Dr. Chantel.

Chantel Tibbles. Oh my gosh. Well, now everyone's going to remember your name because I flabubles that one. Yeah.

Nibble on you. So Chantel Tibbles. Dr. Chantel. Dr. Chantel.

You are an eminent pornologist. I am. That's what I like to call myself. I got that part right.

Yes. Okay. All right. I had a little friend back in the day who went,

I have never known anybody who knows as much about porn as you. Yes. And she dubbed me the eminent pornologist. So there you go.

Very good. Yes. I have my own title. I've had it for years.

Love it. And tell us about your academic background. Well, I have a PhD in sociology. I study adult production.

I've been doing it for almost 10 years now. Wow. I also teach sociology, but. Can you say where?

I should not actually. Really? Yeah. Really.

Because they might. It's your secret. Very secret. You look like you graduated.

But what do you teach? It depends on the semester. Sometimes I teach gender and sexuality. Yes.

Sometimes I teach a course on identity development. Yes. Which is really exciting. Because I get to teach Foucault.

And like, oh, I know. Hello. Talking about Foucault and getting excited. Right.

Except that wouldn't have done it for me when I was a sophomore. Oh, I fan myself. I've had students. Oh.

I had to learn from Betty Dodson how to get off. No. I mean, I like the passion and all of the romance. Actually, we're going to have a great romantic author on

in a little while on the phone, Eden Bailey. But I don't know. I needed instructions. You know, I don't know something about the Foucault.

Like I go and I teach. And how did you have your first orgasm? What is Foucault? Foucault, he's a French theorist.

A philosopher. So sorry. A philosopher. A science Foucault.

He sees sex in everything. Yeah. Like us. Let's Foucault.

Right. Yes. That's Freud actually, I think. He's really kind of powerful.

Foucault is all about power. Yeah. And all about like language. Yes.

Power and language. I had a student go, I don't know where she went in Europe, but she was in my class and she was going to go visit her then girlfriend.

And she came back with like a little, she went to the Foucault Museum. She's like, Chantel, I brought you this Foucault book. Like she had carried it across the ocean for me.

And I was so happy. She swam. She swam. Well that's, so do you take a Foucault, what is it?

Foucault, Tien, Foucault, Ian. Foucault, Ian. Foucault, Ian. They stick an L in there.

They stick an L, okay. A Foucaultian approach to the study of porn. No, not necessarily. Okay.

Well, I do notice that you do sort of take apart, you kind of deconstruct a lot of porn. And I did read something about you deconstructing this little video of girls talking about how they like porn.

Yeah. And so I thought that was a little bit Foucaultian. Foucault. You know what I really try to do in general is to sort of show

the diversity of the industry in adult production. So I mean I do, I have a site. It's called PVVOnline.com. And what I do there is basically talk about stuff that's

happening in the business. I talk about films and content. I see little things in the news, whatever it is. And just like that Girls Watch Porn 2 video that you're

referring to, I kind of talk about how it relates to the wider world because, you know, in the end I'm a sociologist and so we're all part of this wider social fabric. But people talk about, yeah, people talk about sex workers

and adult production and people who work in sex and people who talk about sex and people who are just sort of like forthcoming about sex. As if they are sort of over here kind of weirdos.

Which is not true because as you said we are all born of sex. It's a conditioning. Yeah, no, that's a conditioning. And so I mean essentially what I try to do is sort of show

how there's multiple sides and lots of stuff going on. Demystify, you know, on and on. You should show me later. I will, I will.

I have no idea what you're talking about. There's a room. Yes, this is school. I want to masturbate looking at you.

You could do that. I am, I am right now. Did you get off on your teachers when you were a kid? I didn't get off until I was 27.

No, I got off on anything that was sexy. I don't mean I left wet spots when I stood up. You got closed. You got aroused from teachers.

Wet spots. I had a very sexy teacher. You had a sexy teacher. Oh, I used to think about him when I was little.

Yeah, I still do. And now it's very forbidden to do anything with a teacher. You can't think about anything. Did you like women?

Did you say you like, you love women? I loved women when I was younger too. Yeah, I played little games with women too. I was like, let's play doctor, everybody.

You guys love women too? I love women. Oh, that's great. Nobody knows he's a lesbian.

We can be lesbians together. I had my lesbian gator on. And it went well. So Dr. Chantel, do you have a pocket rocket?

I think I might get one right now. You have the ability to blast off, girlfriend. Blast off. Let me show you how to use it.

Could you show me? I'll teach you about Foucault. You can teach me about the pocket rocket. Pocket to Foucault.

I love it. Foucault to pocket. Okay. So, your first orgasm.

You know, we're going to have one in a minute. Yes. You know, I was probably, I can't remember not having one. Truth be told.

Yeah, I was a real early masterpater. Yeah, okay. I was too. I was too, but I just didn't orgasm until I learned.

I felt naughty. What to do? I just wouldn't play. I didn't say I didn't feel naughty.

I just said I was an early masterpater. Well, you got both of the best worlds. And you started coming early. It seems to be so, yes.

It seems to be. No, it is so. It is so. Okay, because sometimes women don't know.

And then usually they don't know. Oh no, I know. I know, okay. And so, I mean, do you ever get,

I mean, you must get turned on by your research. Sometimes. You know. Not all of it.

Sometimes, sometimes, but sometimes I'm like, look at how cute her shoes are. Or, oh honey, your extensions are fantastic. Sometimes, yeah, or tickle me, whatever.

Like sometimes. Professor. What? I know.

Professor, Shantel. Professor Shantel. They don't call you Professor. Dr. Shantel.

Dr. Shantel. They do. You know. I know, it's fun, right?

What is your research telling you about the masturbation habits of the world? America. Osama bin Laden.

Hey, they said they found porn. Yes, of course. Why not? Right.

We don't know whether it was his, but you know. Well, they're trying to make it. It's the whole house. It's house porn.

Yeah, they're trying to make sure that everybody thinks it's him. Of course. But that's all right.

It's a bad thing. But you know what? It's not a bad thing. You know what?

He had several wives. He had to get himself out. He probably had Newsweek in there too, which is also obscene.

Yeah, the bottom line is we all want to feel and we want to feel taboo. And now everything is open and anything can happen,

but we all deny it and we don't want to admit to it. But now it's a cool thing. Now it's a cool thing

because people like us are up in front and we're cool and we're saying, hey, this is what's up. We're not afraid to say no.

You've started this. You've helped this. I started it. Not started it.

You started the revolution. I could get arrested for that. No, darling, I'll take the rap. Well, I mean, there's lots of people

that have been on the front lines of this sexual revolution that really keeps happening, right? Yes.

I think. And of course, Max, he is not modest about accepting credit. No, actually, I am the most

prosecuted publisher in the United States. I've been prosecuted 23 times. And that's for showing breasts and beauty and pussies and cunts.

Thank you. By the way, thank you. And I spent three years of my life in prison for it. That's all right.

Oh, no. I'm still here. I'm doing the same thing. You learned and you probably healed

when you were there. Yeah, I did great. My friend is 20. A lot of zen shit on my knees.

I'm sorry. 38, nine years old and she's never had an orgasm before. Oh, really?

Your friend? Where is she? Is she listening right now? I.

Let us heal her, sister. I've tried and I will. I said, I need to show you. Did you?

Did you? I mean, you got a lot of ammunition there. I do. I have to add.

This is what I need. Have you tried this? I have not tried anything. She's not like that.

She's she's not like that. She doesn't open her mind. I think that's what it is. I think people have blinders on.

I have blinders. Bring her. Oh, I'll bring her. I'll bring anything to you, darling.

You are the master Amanda. Blow I will. I would anything. I will masturbate for it.

I will masturbate with that. Check down there. Well, I don't know if I control that. She is a distinguished professor.

I have been so loved. But you know, she is also a hot woman who has orgasmed ever since she can remember. Well, I need to understand these things that she talks about.

She's got that sort of double. If we're in porn, we have to study. And you know, practice and. I'm trying to ask like a sociological question here.

Can I get the I think she's got enough time to think of an answer to. Oh, yeah. OK, so masturbatory habits, conventions.

What are we trending towards something? Well, we're getting more perverted or less. We're just being honest. I don't I don't think it's perverted at all.

First of all, so more or less perverted. I have no idea as far as like. Always been perverted, quote unquote. How about orgasmic?

OK, are we are we having? I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

I couldn't tell you. Are we getting more hardcore in our porn desires? Because of course, porn is used sometimes by couples to have better sex.

Porn is used sometimes by groups, you know, at parties. But usually it's one person watching. Yeah, usually. And usually that person is, you know, a jillian or jacket or something.

Right. Is it more hardcore to what they're using? You know, you've been following it through history. I have.

And you know, truth be told. Yeah. In like what people most commonly buy or rent? No.

Actually, it's it's been there. No, I mean. Is it more fetishistic? Well, you know, there might be, you know, within the little corner

where the tickling happened. Let me tickle you, please. Oh, maybe just because on the Internet, you can you can get everything in it.

Back in the early days, they were showing on big screen TV. Right. Or big screen theaters. Yeah, but that's just a bit like the average person who's just like,

hey, I'm watching some porn. The porn that's watched is not all that crazy. And it's the same stuff. I mean, I did this big.

This is going to make me sound like an extra nerd. I did this big long study where I watched all of the films that were the most popular. Most people watched them, rented them, etc., etc.

From 72 through 2005. That's a lot of porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I tell you, there's double penetration

in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s. There's just a lot more hair. A lot more hair. And a lot.

I tell you, you know, if you really want to know where the extreme part of that stuff is, like language, people say some stuff in the 70s that we would never say now. I'm not even going to tell you.

Right, right. I think you should express that later. Neurolytically incorrect stuff. Yeah, and now I mean, we don't see that anymore.

But as far as what people are getting off to, what people are watching, it's the same. For most people and most content, it's the same stuff. It's the same.

It doesn't get more extreme. You know, people say that, but I'm telling you, and what is the most widely consumed? No, the themes are the same.

There's a lot more stuff in that segment where, you know, like the smaller, nichey stuff, there's tons more stuff that you never saw before, and that's getting different.

And people are exploring new avenues, and some of it's getting more hard, some of it's getting more soft, all that stuff. But it's like, you know.

So where do you go from now, from here? Where do you go from here? I'm sure there's tons of other places to go, but what maybe we should do is get the regular folks

in the, like, tract home places or like the regular mall shopper guys to expand their minds or something. So we'll have a kiosk.

We need, yes. We need a kiosk at the mall to say like, hey, there's other stuff you can watch because the mall shopper of porn

is buying the same shit they've always bought. I think that we can be like her as well by just expressing to our families, being honest with our families,

by saying, like, this is what I'm doing. I have a few friends. Like, I wouldn't even imagine not telling my mom. I'm like, whatever.

And they're like, what are you doing? I'm saying, I don't care. I'm doing my own thing, but people are having separate lives.

And if they could open up, they'd be surprised. Testifies, sister. They'd be surprised at how many people are open to it. Say, I'm masturbate and I am not ashamed.

I'm masturbate and I'm not ashamed. Your turn. Your turn. I'm masturbate and I am not ashamed.

I don't believe that. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. I'm masturbate and I'm not ashamed.

Text. I'm masturbate and I'm not ashamed. Woo! Uh-oh.

I'm not trying to make you hear pressure here, Dr. Chantel. No, it's okay. You don't masturbate? I'm fairly forthcoming.

I too masturbate and I'm not ashamed. That was fun. I love you. I love you.

Awesome. I just want to give a couple Twitter comments. Forworn76 says, I'd rather it be Mutual Masturbation Month,

at least then I wouldn't be alone. See, that's the thing is somehow people think that masturbation makes you a lonely heart. And it is something you do sometimes when you're alone.

But you can be with anybody you want. Well, you could be. And that's not alone. Right.

Yeah, but sometimes folks want to be with other, and sometimes folks are alone when they're masturbating and they shouldn't be sad. Don't be afraid to be alone.

You are the lover that you will have your whole life. No one else. That is true. You are the only lover that will last your whole life long.

I mean, no matter how much you love someone else, you're going to be with yourself longer. Yeah. And you better get to know yourself.

And I tell you, the more you get to know yourself sexually, the more you can give and take from a lover. Go for it, girl. Yeah, Amanda Blow and Sasha's Plan 2.

All right. All right. Now, Panty Boy wants to know about the panties, of course. Oh, yes.

Panty Boy is very interested in Panty's and so we are going to, first of all, Amanda, let's see what kind of panties are you wearing? Are you?

Oh, you are wearing very nice panties. They actually match you. They do. They are very nice.

Look at that. You could be a young girl and I could be Amanda Blow. You could be a slut. Yes.

Red and black and very pretty. I do have panties to give away, which we will do shortly. Sasha, should we look at your panties? I have little gray, lacy thong on right now.

They taste good. Can you model that a little bit? Of course. Stand up.

Let's go. Wow. Oh, my God. What was that?

Okay. This is the danger of sex toys. They make a lot of noise. Okay.

Look at that. Yeah. Look at her. That's sexy and skippy.

Like little thong and the bush. You know, we were talking about the bush with Jack the zipper, who really likes you. I think I can say.

He might even be here somewhere, but we never can see him. I like her too. Also, I like her too.

And you like the bush. Yeah. I don't like George, but I like the bush. Yeah, or the family.

But yeah, I mean, it's so cool to see this young, what are you, 21-year-old woman with like this 1970s bush. Huh, Dr. Chantel? It's the only thing that's changed.

The bush is coming back. Here, turn around for Alex there. Show him the bush. Yeah.

The bush is back in town. The bush is back in town. Not the bush is back. But wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

The bush is okay. Not the shrub. No, no, the bush is okay. The forest is the problem because I grew up in the 50s,

and I have never seen one. And it was very mysterious. It was like you're walking through the forest and you didn't know what you were going to fall into.

So you like the shape. So a little bush is nice. A little bush. Right, yeah.

Well, she has a little bush. No, no, that's a nice bush. Yeah. You know what's there.

You know where you're going. The lips are. It's not like that. She has a lip shape.

The bush on the top. The lips are shaped like this. You know you're in the 1970s when it's just a swamp down there. That means nowadays the bush is really a deep little swamp.

Swamp, that's right. A swamp. That's what I remember when I saw my first porn movie, it was Deep Throat on a big screen.

And it, to me, that's what it was. On the big screen? Yes. And also, I saw the big screen.

At that drive-in? Where on the big screen? That was in a drive-in. That would be hot.

The Pussycat Theater? Sorry, no drive-in. No, no, no. I just was thinking that would be fucking hot.

Yeah, Pussycat Theater. Pussycat Theater, yeah. I think it's a representative of the hair. I think it's a representative of where we are evolving

and how we are. And that's opening up to, it was a fear. It's like, oh, we don't want to be seen. And I'm scared to show anything.

But at the same time, it was, I don't know. What at the same time? It's like, I looked over at you and I'm like, I forgot what I was saying.

Well, back to panties. Back to panties because we're going around and I'm scared to get to the professor. But I'm going to get to Addy here.

So let's see. What if, look at this. Dun, dun, dun. Black, basic, black, sheer panties.

Let's have a look here. Okay, can we turn around too? Oh, look at that. Such a, you have a very spankable bottom.

Sometimes I wonder, you know, does the body create the fetish? Or does the mind, you know, and sometimes I think the people

with the really round bottoms love to be spanked or do they get their bottom in shape so that people will want to spank it? Do you work out your bottom?

Or is it just like that? I have actually just been gaining weight. So I've just been eating more. Yeah, you're making everyone.

That's not good masturbation education. I mean, you're just telling people to eat more. Just to get more of a bottom. Well, I don't know if most people get it in their bottom.

They usually get it in their thighs, right? That's not right in your bottom. Or your face. Or your face. You're my stomach.

Face would be good. Tits would be good. Or stomach is bad. Tits, yes.

It would be good if it just went all to the boobs. It's certainly going to be good. And some butt. The boobs and the butt is good.

Yeah. You got it good. You got it going on. You got the fetish thing happening.

The pale skin. Right. This isn't you, Dr. You've got a, you've got a collar.

Taranto? Do you want to take a call? Yes. Except that I didn't get to ask Dr.

Shantel about her panties. No, let's not say that. No, no, no, no, save the. She's winking at me.

Let's see the panties. It was me. It better. I want to see her panties.

Forget the collar. See the panties. She's a professor. My panties are secret.

If I show my panties, she's going to say. Let her mine. My academic authority. I personally disagree, but we're going to see what happens

after the agua. Secreted, you mean. But anyway, all right. You're safe.

You're saved by the other guest. So now we're going to have an author on the show. Okay. Doctor, not doctor, but Eden Bailey.

We hope, of course. We hope. Okay. But I, I, this is an incredibly erotic book for erotic novellas.

Fall into winter. But let's see it. Can we get her there? Hello?

Uh, is she on? I, nobody's told me she's on yet. Oh, well, then why'd you tell me she was on? No, no, I didn't tell you she was on.

It's going to be a marital thing. No, no, no. We have, we have John, we have John from Toronto who wants to know the favorite positions with Hitachi magic wand.

And he is on favorite positions. Yes. I think that Amanda should get up on the bed and demonstrate. Yes.

Goodness. Okay. Yeah. So you.

Yeah. All right. We have the bed, Mike. Hello.

You're in charge of. I can't talk in, I can't talk in masturbate. I, I will hold the mic. I can't talk in masturbate.

Every time you come here now, don't ever. Because I can't talk in masturbate. Well, we have ways to work it out. We have ways.

We're going to work it out. Yeah, we're going to work it out. So my deal, wait, my deal is definitely very. And is she plugged in?

Are we doing, are we plugged her in? I have to have pillows and it takes a while. Who got pillows? Y'all talk and I'll get my shit ready.

Okay, we're going to get ready. Okay. Now you have a caller that's actually here. Yeah, we have a caller.

He's on line one. All right. Well, let's, let's. Going to see how this technology works.

Here we go. And caller. Hello. Hello.

Hi. To talk with everyone. Hello. Who's this?

This is John in Toronto. John. Welcome. How are you?

Great. Thank you. And I just wanted to say that I took Dave. Well, all right.

Well, represent, represent the shaved male. The manscaped male. All right. Completely shaved head to toe.

Maybe not the head. That one too. I'm actually. Well, all right.

Well, fabulous for you. Good for you. Now, now you as a male, where are you putting the wand? Are you putting it on your, on your anus or under your balls?

On the perineum. On the perineum. Right. Right under the balls and on the weight of the anus,

on the weight of the planet, your anus. Right on the perineum. It's kind of a place that makes you see stars. Exactly.

But I also, I am. A masturbator sleeve. Please. Yeah.

Yes. The clear sleeve and I've got. You are equipped. I tell you guy.

Yeah. I've got it on the first feed and at the middle. You have a masturbator sleeve that you have put your cock into. What's that?

Is this your, your cock goes into this sleeve? Or. Yeah. I mean, because most people think.

It's an acu-jack. Right. It's like the old acu-jack. All right.

You are. It pumps your thing. You know, anybody that says that sex toys aren't for guys, listen to John here.

John has got it going on. Because you're shaved. So you're kind of getting in touch with your feminine side. Oh my, you are totally equipped.

He has penetrated the planet, your anus. With a prostate toy. Okay. Do you want to promote it?

What, what prostate toy? It's called the zone happy valley. And it's. Right.

Okay. It's all silicone. And it's got a little bullet. Well, we're, we're very impressed with your masturbatory.

Techniques and, and equipment. Excellent. Well, guys. Listen up.

Thank you for sharing. And did you have a question for us? Or did you just want to kind of play along while Amanda. Clip pumping.

I've never heard of that. So I don't have an opinion, which is you unusual for me, because I usually have an opinion.

Well, I've never stumped the doctor. That's the subtitle of this show. Masturbation month. Stump Chantel.

Clip pumping is, is like penis pumping. I would assume so. Except with a, for the clit. Right.

Because the clit is like a little penis. That's not like stump fucking, right? Take this, this white thing off. Would you come on and put on this here.

If you want to be modest, because that is to, you know, put this around you and you can, yes, exactly.

And, and just, you'll look better. Yeah. Thank you. Well, what are you,

you're not going to tell us anything about clip pumping yourself? So it's like a penis pump. Yeah, exactly.

And it, it, it pulls the blood into the, into the clit. Yeah. It engorges the clitoris.

Yeah. Well, sometimes they do, and sometimes they look like that, even without a clip pump.

Because, you know, when you, when you get the clit really excited, that's what happens. So I mean, a clip pump is like a penis pump.

It doesn't do any more or less. It just kind of, kind of pulls the blood into that area. And, and that's something that,

you know, makes you feel good. Awesome. You are just talking a mile a minute. I have Amanda here with a Hitachi magic wand.

Do you know who Amanda Blow is? I don't. Now you do. And she is demonstrating her

technique for masturbation. Could you just explain to me one? I can explain very quickly that she is now rubbing her clip

with the Hitachi magic wand. And she has some sort of rubber, pink, rabbit thing. Is that also a vibrating thing?

Yes. Yeah, that's a rabbit thing. This is by Evolved Rabbit. I didn't think I would like it.

I didn't think I would like it because Now it's nice. I have to have a separation. Like I do my own

absolutely. Mechanic thing. You know, I'm going to speak. Unfortunately.

But this is pretty amazing. Thank you Evolved. You are amazing. The only thing I don't like about them

I have to say is that the point. Yeah, because I go and it stops. Oh shoot.

You know, I want to sue them because of many orgasms that I did not have. Right away. We just have to get them to make

an Amanda Blow toy. Oh, we're going to have. That you were going to design. Right.

You're going to help me design it. I am going to help you. You know, I'll make my own toy. You are my toy.

John is ready to help you design it. All right. Okay. And John.

And so she's got this, uh, this. So it's inside. Evolved thing. I have to feel like it's.

I'm sorry. I have to feel like it's, uh, you know, a cock or something in me. Not too big.

Although I love big cock. I love to suck a big dick. But inside of me and very tiny. So I need some vibration and some stimulation.

She's so tiny and shy. No, trust me. I will pop your finger off. I trust you.

I know. I know. Never trust anybody who says trust you. Trust me.

Right. And by the way, did I mention this? Gloriously naked. She looks fantastic.

Just recently had a penis reduction. Right. Well, I can only fuck you then. I can't suck your cock.

Oh, right. No. I will. Okay.

So anyway, uh, this, this is what she's doing. She's also on top of my penis pillow that the LAPD thought was a weapon. Really?

Seriously? They, they were ready to, uh, to, I mean, they, they didn't, they didn't charge me with anything, but, but they used this penis pillow as a reason

that they interrupted my show for two and a half hours. The penis pillow. And this is Lily Cade that just came up to the microphone. Hello, Lily.

Yeah. Look at Amanda. Lily got excited looking at you, Amanda. She's made out with me before.

But that's it. She also got excited. Let's not even get any of that. She got excited seeing your microphone available.

She's trying so hard to get me to be involved. And I was like so nervous and scared and like. Now look at you. Yeah.

Give me now. You brought me into the new world. Yes. Look at you.

Keep going. She's supposed to keep going. The show has a finite period of time. So Lily.

How are you doing? I'm great. Mary masturbation month. Thanks.

You too. Yeah. Have you been celebrating? You know me.

I'd rather fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You'd rather, but occasionally, you know, you got to get to sleep. You know. It's a good sleeping pill.

Exactly. Right, right. Or a wake up. Something.

Something. So we'll welcome, you know, to our masturbation celebration here with Amanda. I like masturbating other people.

Well, there is that. I think that that can be included in masturbation month. I think so.

It's the masturbation of other people. Now you've interviewed a lot of porn stars, Dr. Chantel. Have you ever interviewed Sasha?

I have not. Right. Sasha's amazing. I think Sasha is not right now.

Worried about being interviewed. No, I'm just suggesting it. I'm not saying to interview her now. Yes.

No, no, no. I'm just saying, you know, I'm just thinking that she's just a very amazing girl.

And so is Amanda, for that matter. Have you ever interviewed her? I have not. What, you know, you got, and how

about Addy? I have not. And so, you know, because I know you interview porn stars.

I do. Hoping to reveal their inner selves. Huh? Who have you interviewed?

Oh, Jessica Drake, Brooke Haven, like that I've done sort of publicly. I've interviewed, in terms of research, I've interviewed, I'd say hundreds now,

but like, that's anonymized, but the ones that are sort of public up, Jessica Drake, Brooke Haven, there's a lot pending, Tyler Knight,

Barrett Blade, Kenny Styles. Kenny Styles, if you're out there right now, hello. Kenny Styles, we love him.

We've had him here. Oh, he is such a nice He's so hot. And he's very pretty.

Nice to look at, and that is not his only good quality. Right. Also a nice guy.

Oh, that sounds very personal, but I won't go there. Great. Avid masturbator via Twitter is saying,

what is the best way for a guy to tell a female friend that he masturbates to her? This is interesting.

That is interesting. What is the best way for a guy, you know, if he has a female friend that he masturbates to,

as opposed to all the porn stars he could masturbate to, he masturbates to a friend, which is the time.

It is flattering, but it's awkward to say. For sure. So how should he talk about it?

I don't know. I think he should just be up front. Yeah. Say I masturbate to you?

Well, maybe not. How about, I don't think so. I don't think you should say I masturbate to you.

Maybe it's creepy. I think, no. I think here's my advice. Avid masturbator

is that you should use the word dream instead of masturbate. Oh, fantasize. Not even fantasize.

That's a little loaded. No, I had a dream about you and you were in a beautiful dress or whatever it is,

or you were naked even. But it's a dream. You can't help a dream. It's a little bit,

it's a little bit like, wow. It's out of his hands. Yeah, exactly. So that's my five cent advice.

Okay. That's good advice. Yeah. A man to blow

is celebrating masturbation month. And so is Sasha, although she's really celebrating cunnilingus month or something.

Or no, this is now forced orgasm. I don't know if she's, is it being forced? And she's got her panties on,

panty boy, just in case you're wondering, while Lily Cade is fingering her to within an inch of her life,

that pretty bush. Oh, wow. Geez. And hello there, charity banks.

I think that Lily's abandoned her microphone. Or you could come up here. We have a microphone here.

You want to say hi? Yeah. Why don't you say hi? Charity.

Charity banks. Charity, it's so nice to see you again. Is her microphone working? Okay.

Yes, you're good. You know, charity. You have to bear with me. Yeah, your voice is a little,

are you, are you? I know. Concentrate the other day. Yeah, we know.

Oh. Did she make you say? She made you say yesterday. Yeah, she had me screaming so much.

Is this working? No, I got to have quiet if we're going to hear this, Suzy. Right.

Well, you can turn their mics down, but they can continue masturbating. Okay, I'm going to turn the mics down. Because after all, we're going to get,

we're going to have an erotic reading from this fabulous book, if we get her on the line, fall into winter.

It's really a great book if you like your erotica with a bit of culture, actually more than a bit of culture,

because it's very cultured. I mean, lots of references to classical music and really, really well written. I mean, I'm not going to,

you know, try to describe how well written it is. I think I'm going to just let her read a section of it. Hello, Eden Bailey. Hi, Dr. Suzy.

How are you? Mary Masturbation Month. Thank you, you too. Well, you know, I'm doing great.

I'm surrounded by beautiful women masturbating and also a distinguished sociologist who looks like she's having a good time. So she's laughing.

And, and... Well, she's not having that. She's just observing. Observing.

Right. She's not having an inappropriate good time. Right. Oh, we need it.

Okay. So, you know what? I have more to drink here. I have Agua.

Mmm. Cocoa leaf liqueur. Yes. So, Eden Bailey, I love your book,

Fall into Winter. Yes. And, and tell me, you were a banker. I was.

And then you decided that you wanted to follow your passion. Was that because you had a fantasy while you were masturbating or what? Well, I've been masturbating for a very long time.

So, it would have been a really long fantasy. No, you know, I've always wanted to become a writer. And I think I just went into banking because I wanted to earn a living.

And, you know, once I became, it just was not something that I could see myself. I decided to follow my passion and to do it now before I felt it was too late.

So, you're making a lot less money but having a lot more fun? Yes, absolutely. Awesome.

Well, I just love your stories here. One is about an older woman who falls in love, in lust, and in love. I mean, a lot of your characters fall in love and in lust.

And it's amazing. They have such hot, lusty sex. At the same time, it's very full of emotion and conflict. And I like it.

I know. Thank you very much. That's really, I'm very honored that you say that. So, could we have a reading from it

since all these girls are masturbating? You know what it is? I have no masturbation. That's okay.

Because I noticed that. And you know what? You don't have to have masturbation in a story to masturbate to it.

I mean, of course not. Absolutely not. But, you know what I thought I would do for you, Dr. Cusby? Yes.

Would you mind if I read you? Oh, well, that would be wonderful because I would learn something new. That would be great.

That means I have to really listen. Well, actually, the excerpt is the sexual fantasy of a woman who's masturbated to vibe. Oh, very good.

And the split vibe is called the power pulsator. The power pulsator. Is that a real thing or did you make that up? That up, yeah.

I made that up. Oh, well, we should make one of those. Five different speeds. And each of them has a very specific name.

So, this is a woman who's basically into masturbation because she's decided to give up on men. Okay. And if you'd like, I can read you that.

Yes, yes. So it begins with Ava's fantasies naked in the corners of the bed. She hears her mystery lover.

He undresses slow before he climbs on the bed, kneeling in between her legs. She loves to be and makes her squirm. Ava moans and turns on the vibrator.

He down her body, kissing on her nipples until they become rigid. The tease continues slowly across her stomach, moving closer toward her mound,

but leaving her wanting more to break free from her left ankle rounded and releasing her limb. Her fantasy man swings her turned on her side when they merely graze her sex to tickle behind her legs.

Ava increases the power of her vibe to the next setting. Mystery man repositions her. She's on her back again,

with the feathers finally at the mouth of her pantinous, sending tremors throughout her body. She feels beads of moisture clinging to her cunt, but only a few moments later, she's dripping wet.

She hears her own voice in her head. Now, he removes the other ankle restraint and lowers his feet. The feathers are gone around her inner thighs

before he's up and down her vulva, probing deeply, provoking her to meet his licking and sucking every crevice. He slides in another finger, stretching her

as he envelops her with his lips, adding pressure swirling around her clits with alternating gentle and aggressive jabs. Survives to it until they burn,

can't wait any longer. Final setting. Ava presses the vibe hard against her clits and comes wildly, letting out a long, anguished cry.

Her body spasms as she imagines her greedy lover, pulling her snatch even further into his mouth, savage beast. The last setting of the power, then like name, for the explosive orgasm, she's just experienced.

Eden Bailey, thank you. Mastervation erotica. I'll be right back. I gotta go to the bathroom. We gotta go to the bathroom now.

Wow, that's beautiful. Okay, you're gonna send me that book. Is that? Absolutely.

Oh, yes, yes. And in the meantime, Fall into Winter is really, yeah, it's more of a relationship book, but you could certainly masturbate to it.

Absolutely. But it's very appropriate, you read this one, because it's all about a vibrator, really. And we girls, we seem to be in love with our vibrators.

That is for sure. I think there's a vibrator epidemic going on. For better, for worse, and forever. You know, and they're gonna turn into robots eventually, aren't they?

Robots that can tell us stories as they vibrate us, right? What do you think, Dr. Chantel? We need our microphone. Max, Max, open, open mic.

You know. Yes, yes, we stopped to have our paparazzi come in here. All your lines have been up all night, I don't know what's going on. Okay.

Now I forgot my question. No, but you remember, right? The robots. The robots, yes.

Yes, well. I mean, Eden's story is all about a love affair with a vibrator. Look at these love affairs with vibrators these women are having here. And do you think the future is robots?

I mean, whatever meets people's needs will emerge. So, I mean, you know, some people probably need robots and definitely do. And so they will appear. You know, because I mean, it's just with anything.

I mean, it's everybody needs something different and, you know, it takes all kinds. And so, you know, the Hitachi magic wand is up there doing its job. But that might not, that robot might not be extensive enough for someone else. Well, we would all have different robots.

Yeah. Yeah. Avid masturbator is dreaming about Dr. Shantel. Oh, dear.

All right. Absolutely. Dreaming. Thank you.

Dreaming. So, Eden Bailey, we're just vibrating away here. And I don't know how much more we can have on the phone, right? And all our lines are lit up probably from people who are commenting or masturbating to your story.

So, I just want to thank you for joining us and sharing your erotica. That was a really nice reading. Beautiful reading. My pleasure for you.

And please come visit us in LA. I would love to. Yes, yes. Absolutely.

So fall into winter for incredible erotic novellas. I mean, told sort of from a woman's point of view, but I think certain kinds of men, especially these metrosexuals like John, who's manscaping his body, would like it.

You know, I mean, I don't know. I don't think it's just for women. But no, it's great for men. Yeah.

A big male following. Yeah. Well, mentioned manscape. Absolutely.

And I don't know. I mean, this division between porn and erotica, it's kind of getting a little blurrier these days. Definitely.

And I'm wondering if somebody's going to film your stories. I mean, I think they should be made into films. Well, I think so. I think they can be short films, but, you know, the difference between what I write

versus porn, I like porn very much, actually, and tonight with you, right? Yes, we do. Yeah. So professors and porn stars, masturbation education.

So I think primarily the difference for me with erotica and reading, you just don't have, you know, the sense of the visual sense or the hearing sense to get you off. So you really need to engage your imagination. And that you do.

By writing it to engage all of your senses. Absolutely. That's your imagination. We love engaging.

Yeah. Oh, look at you. You're all wet. Not you, Eden.

Uh, Amanda, you're just soaked. She wants to see a cock. It's beautiful. You need cock.

Okay. She wants Amanda. Okay. Well, I'm going to say thank you to Eden.

And I have urgent porn stars here. I'm not sure what we can satisfy them with, but, uh, okay. So can we say goodbye to Eden? Do we have a lightly, please?

Okay. I've got, I've got a romper room of, of, of porn here, uh, Eden. So thank you so much for joining us. Thanks for having me.

Hi, Eden. Thank you, Eden. Great. Thank you.

We'll see you in our fantasies. I'll definitely see you in my fantasies. Eden Bailey fall into winter and other forthcoming erotic novellas. Thank you so much.

Absolutely. And Amanda Blow. Now we're back to Amanda. And we need a male porn star.

Can we have a male porn star? Is there a male porn star here? Yes, I'm in Jerusalem. Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm engineering. I heard about you. You're, you're Addie's boyfriend?

Is that right? No, we're business partners. You're business partners, but you're also a porn star. And we're life partners.

We're best friends. You're, you're not. Oh, he does. Yes.

We've had guys like that. He's into that. Yeah. Kicked in the balls.

Don't look so surprised, Dr. Chantel. It's quite a fetish. But he's also quite a good porn star. Oh, cool.

Right? Where is he? And where is he? What, where is he?

Where is he? And where is he? He's right here. Let's bring him up here.

Oh, yeah. Look at her. How could you deny this woman? Oh, so I mean, get up there.

She's pleading. He needs to pee. Okay. He's going to pee.

Go ahead, take a pee. Amanda, he's going to pee. He doesn't want to pee on you, right? You don't mind.

Does it help a guy to pee a little bit? Now you're coughing. Amanda, I'll come play with you. Oh, come on up here, Dr.

She just a little foreplay. Well, thank you, Amanda, for allowing her to come up onto my bed. Yes, you do.

Yes. Ooh. I have been practicing. Put the condom on it.

Put the condom on the microphone. Yes. So Abby Juniper. Hello.

Why don't you come up here? All right. All right. Yeah.

Look at those boobies. Very nice. Very nice. Natural.

Look at all the natural girls here. I think we have all natural girls. Isn't that something, Chantel? You know, we were talking about hair before,

and that's another thing that's kind of shifting. The necessity of breast implants seems to be disappearing. And why are they necessary? Look at all these beautiful breasts of different sizes.

Necessity, sarcastically. Back in the day, it seemed like it was everybody had the fake tits and not anymore. Absolutely.

Yeah. I mean, all boobs are good. One way or another. Yes.

Yeah. Actually, Susan, that's your headsets. It's my headsets. Wait.

Maybe it's my little thing here, so I can't use this, unfortunately. Okay. So I have to use this.

All right. Stick them up. Stick them up. Stick them up.

Stick them up. Stick them up. Stick them up. Okay.

Here's a cock for you. Here's a cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Suck my cock, baby. Yeah, suck my cock. You love cock, don't you? Yeah, but you use that as an excuse

to avoid having your orgasms. No, we're having the, we're unloading one of the cocks. You looked at me for a second there. All right.

Lily is a woman with a mission. Her mission is always to get the woman. That is basically her mission. And she, I have a mission to keep the show going.

I read something recently that Lily had some money donated in her name to, I think it was Lambda Legal. Wow. Yeah, wasn't that you, Lily?

I know, don't answer that right now, but. Lily has her mouth full. Yes, she does. I think.

She can't speak with her mouth full. Yeah, I think it was, it's girlfriends that does once a month, they donate some money. And they did last month in Lily's honor.

That's excellent. Yeah, I thought it was pretty sweet. Very good. Lily has very nice friends.

You want to take those panties off for your spanking? Yeah. Yeah, I think you should. I'll give you another pair of panties.

Yeah. Okay, panty boy. Look at these pretty black panties. You've been wearing those all day?

Yeah. Let's have a whiff. Are you kidding? Amanda will have a whiff.

Yes, yes. Amanda. Oh yes. Beautiful Amanda.

Don't put them on my microphone though. Okay. All right. So look at this.

This is a shaved pussy, huh? Yeah, very shaved. And a little bit of anything. No, not really.

Just kind of shaved. Smooth girl. All right. So let's see now.

What happened to our male porn star? Come on. Oh, there he is. Call me out here.

Geez. Oh, come on. He's no porn person. Amanda knows he's no porn person.

You know, any porn man would show me the meat because he'd understand what I'm going through. Oh, that's right. Come on.

I want to see us some meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. I thought you had to pee. I thought that was it.

You had to pee? And that was an excuse. And now you come up here. I'll give you a toy.

You don't have to. I have a toy for men. I have a screaming O. Cock ring.

Cock. I'm in your pussy. Cock. I'm going to take it out on your partner

by spanking her guard. Cock, cock, cock. That would be great. See?

He's here away from him. All right. So I'm going to take it out on you now. Over my knee.

You got to get spanked for your partner who's supposed to be a porn star. Whoa, look at this beautiful ass. And as I said, tonight's show is

wanking and spanking. Thank you. A little hair pulling. Do you like that too?

Yeah. Wanking and spanking. Why would you have a ponytail if you don't want it pulled, right?

Okay. So how you doing? You're doing better there. Everybody's just whacking away here.

And what are you... Dr. Chantel, do you do this in class? Are you texting at least what's going on? Or are you making arrangements for sex later?

No, because a friend of mine is listening, watching, and she was so excited to see Addie's boobs. And so I was just like, yeah.

Addie's boobs, yeah. Yeah, Addie's boobs. Let's have somebody shooting Addie from this angle, please,

because that's the way we see Addie's boobs is from this angle. Yes. Sometimes I have to boss back and talk with her.

There are people out in the world right now that want to see Addie's boobs. Oh, yeah. Show those boobs, Addie.

Beautiful boobs. Yes. And what can we know what size they are? I can't get the mic over there.

Just tell me. Size? Big B small C. A big B small C.

They're a very big B, I think. You are getting it for your bad, bad partner who won't show his cock to poor, poor Amanda,

who's just trying to celebrate masturbation month. And he calls himself a porn star. No, he's probably got all kinds of skills. Well, I don't know what I should ask him to do.

Maybe nothing, because I don't want to get rejected, right? At least, yeah. But Lily's happy with no men in the bed, right?

She loves that. I got a microphone here. All right. Let's hear it for Addie Juniper

getting a spanking for her partner. Oh, thank you. That was great. Yeah, it was, I didn't want to spank you too hard,

just in case you have a shoot tomorrow. Oh, okay. You want cock, Amanda? I'm going to give you cock.

Oh, Jesus. Pull it up for me. Where's my, where's the loop? Very, I had the best experience when I was very young.

I mean, you know, 17, 16. Yeah, let me get my sleeves up. The guy was older than me, and I think the reason that I am so

attracted to guys, masturbating, is because it was produced to me very well. We had played around. My girlfriend was older.

He was older. He got excited. And he says, okay, you don't want to fuck me. You don't want to set my dick.

You don't want to get off. Then I need to take care of myself. And I actually have blue balls. And he explained to me one moment.

Mommy's hat now. Just wait and fill it up. I'll fill it up. Hold on.

Anyways, he explained everything as we went. And he said, like, I'm going to masturbate. I'm going to make myself release. So I'm like, okay.

And I'm looking up and I'm watching him. And he looks so sexy. He had a very nice, beautiful cock. And he was just stroking it.

He was like 19 years old. He was just stroking it. And he's stroking it. Where was I?

Stroking it. Okay, no, that was like later on in life. But. As little as I was.

As young as I was at the age of 17. So what are you going to do with this cock besides stroking it? Anything you're going to try to get in your mouth?

I need to see real meat. Like I don't, I don't want to see a picture of a steak. I want to feel and eat the steak myself. Well, now why didn't you bring a guy?

There's a really hot blonde here. And no guys. Oh, well, let's get him up here. This is the most amazing thing that I've ever seen.

Put me in there. And you put me on the spot. Anybody. I was like, what?

Amazing. Yes. What? All these horny girls.

He does have a big dick tail. And no, I mean, okay. Hey, you know, last week, we had the Charlie Sheen parody crew.

There was all these guys with their dicks act. But this, this, you know. Request Max. We don't know.

Request Max. Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max. Ladies, I'm engineering. He's always got his experience.

The whole show will go off the air if I come up there. All right. Now I have a very wet black dick. Well, I have a funny feeling.

Oh, look at this. Who's this guy? Maybe this guy would like to join me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wow. I've got all these guys here. All these guys. But you know, isn't this interesting?

I find that a guy, and you were writing about this, actually, how difficult it is for a guy to come out there. I mean, we used to think it was difficult for women to come out and be sexual

and just be exhibitionist and show off. But really, when it comes right down to it, it's more difficult for guys to come right out. And unless they're professionals, real professional porn stars,

or just, you know, on the verge of that, they're reluctant. You know, you ladies, you know that no matter how you're feeling, you look great. But a guy, he's a little concerned that if he's nervous,

he won't have a hard on. Unless he took Viagra. I feel like I've been put on the spot. You know, I hate that.

But I don't know how they do it, to be honest with you. God bless you porn stars, maybe. But God bless them because they can stay hard and be talked to and people are making fun and laughing.

And they can come. That's amazing. So let's see what y'all got. And the director shouting like, no, no, no.

So it's positioned now. Okay, well, that's not quite right. Open to the camera, honey. Hello, okay.

Yeah, it's an interesting thing to think about because you hear a lot of rhetorical, like, guys out there. Oh, I would. That's too bad we don't have any male porn stars in here.

Just that and the other. Ah, we have a request from Panty Boy. You have me. I'm like.

Charity Bangs. Do you have panties on? Can we see your panties? Charity Bangs.

Charity Bangs. Come up here. Come on up here. Especially since you can't talk anyway.

You might as well come up here. Talkers should go there because our microphones aren't working up here. So, uh, okay. An avid masturbator had a wonderful orgasm for Chantel.

Oh, thank you. Avid masturbator. You better tweet that. I know I should.

Avid masturbator. He's on Twitter. He had an orgasm thinking of you. Wow.

Probably teaching his class. I know. You know, I wonder sometimes. Hey, these are cute panties.

These are real kind of sporty. Yeah, very nice. It's cute. Very, very nice.

Okay. And, and we have panties for everybody in case, uh. Yay. Panties.

Oh, I think I should have some time up here. I think I'll be great. Maybe I can finally come. I got no meat for you.

Amanda, I'm sorry. I think panties, panties for everybody. Panties. Yay.

Yay. Is this my microphone? Test, test. Okay.

Here we go. So, uh, what? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, all the microphones. All the little microphones.

All right. So everybody gets panties. Everybody gets vibrators. We're going to continue, but we are just, uh,

going to give out our, our information now because, you know, it's technically the end of the show, but that doesn't mean the party's over. It just means it's time to tell everybody

where they can find you. Okay. So, let's see. I guess I'll be off the microphone for a moment.

I'm going to just hand it around. So, uh, Addie Juniper. They have a microphone, Susan. Okay.

Does this microphone work? Yes, yes. Oh, okay. Where can you find me?

Yes. Where can we find you? AddieJuniper.com. And my tickle site is ticklechicks.com.

TickleChicks? TickleChicks? Can we tickle you? I want to tickle you.

Hello. My name is Amanda Blow, and I'm going to blow a bunch off after everybody's, I'm not looking at me. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

But, uh, Twitter, Amanda Blow, uh, Facebook, Amanda Wynne, for some reason they put Amanda Blow on the side, whatever. Anyways, um, I'm doing a live webcam.

That's Facebook for you. Yes. Sensors. But they put, okay.

Amanda Wynne. I'm trying to, they tried to catch Google. I'm going to size it with Amanda Blow. Well, why didn't you just...

All right. Anyway, so... Okay, so Amanda Blow. Erotic TV.

Love Travis Barjack and Julius Caesar. Ooh, she's about to come. Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. And look at Amanda Blow's blog.

And I have my show. The Amanda Blow show is coming very soon. Yeah. And I'm getting coverage tonight as well.

Very good. All right. Amanda Blow. You are amazing.

And this is Sasha Sweet. Very sweet. How are you doing over here? Oh, hi.

Beautiful. I love you. I love you. So where do we find you?

I am on Twitter constantly. And that's Twitter slash Sasha Sweet XO. And I'm also currently working on my site. So keep your eyes open for SashaSweet.com.

Yeah. Or your legs. Well, keep your legs and your... And keep your caulk card and your eyes peeled.

Show a dick when... Yeah. Yes, okay. And masturbate for masturbation month to you.

Make yourself. Yes. Masturbate to me, please. I hope you do.

Yeah, absolutely. Fondle your cocks and your pussies and self-love. Mm-hmm. Let love win.

Let love win, yes. Absolutely. And how about you? You can't talk really.

I have a Twitter, CharityBanks. And then I'm working on my site like Sasha. CharityBanks.com. Hopefully I'll get it up in the next month or so.

So be on the lookout. Okay. Be on the lookout. And Dr. Sean...

Your microphone's working now. Dr. Chantel. Oh, my microphone is now working. Yay.

Dr. Chantel Tibbles. Dr. Chantel, I am on Twitter at PVVTweet. The PVV is for PVV online, which is my blog site. So if you want to read my thoughts about this fantastic

experience of being on Dr. Suzy and watching Amanda... Yeah. Amanda and Sasha and Lily and Addy and Charity. Charity.

I mean, you know, although Amanda did take the lead here with... You know, Amanda was like a center star at the big shaking up there. Amanda's got like this athlete's body. I mean, you're like an athlete going at it here.

Isn't she? I mean, yeah, just really going at it. All right. Well, Dr. Chantel Tibbles, I hope you come back and join us.

I would love to. I, you know, I didn't make you show your panties. You know, I might not be wearing any. Just kidding.

I am. But... Now you got us all curious. I know.

And I have this long dress on and nobody can see. But we do see some nice cleavage there. That's very nice. You know.

Dr. Chantel. Okay. And so we're now going to shift into the post-show party. The cameras still be rolling.

The masturbation month party. Your masturbation education is going to continue. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. So we're going to do some pictures.

Okay. So come on in here. You sit next to me. I'll try to protect you, though I can't guarantee.

Okay. Okay. So, so now get, get a little something.