Birthday Spanking Party

Full transcript of Birthday Spanking Party on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Okay, so over the knee. Okay, I think the top has to just come down a little bit. Just a little. Yeah, there you go.

Look at those beautiful rubles. Yeah, so nice. Okay, and you have to hold the microphone on this. I got to comb my hair back.

Okay, there we go. Whoa, oh, yes. Yes, slip away, slip away. Nice shoes alligator.

I love that. Talk about endangered species. Look at this. What a beautiful bottom you have.

Thank you. Well, so who's going to count for me? How about everybody, okay? Okay, it's my birthday.

And are you a bad, bad girl? Very, very bad girl. Tell us how. I'm disgustingly bad.

Oh, that takes a... What's the last bad thing you did? Well, I got fucked in the ass for breakfast yesterday. Ooh.

That sounds good and bad. Six. Eight. And these garters are deliciously bad.

I just have to linger on them for a moment. Because it's my birthday. It's like a present. I know, because you're going to get her in rubbish or later.

Or ravage, I should say. Ravage. This is just poor place banking here. One.

But it feels so nice. Oh, I lost count. I need some louder calls here. Okay.

Fourteen. Can you count? Because I can't. I've lost count and I haven't even started drinking.

Fourteen, right? Yes. Okay. Thirteen.

There we go. Fun to grow on. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Penny boy would be very impressed

at these black slinky panties. Here, hold my banana. Oh, I already had a bit of the tip. Yeah.

I think the pants have to go. Those are nice pants. Whoa. That's hot.

She is just... Look at you. Look, sins. Ass.

I want to put the microphone to the ass somehow. Because it's talking to me. Yeah. That's hot.

Okay. What do I want to do? This is so fashion. Well, I'm both handed.

I can do either hand. Yeah. I'm ambidextrous that way. Okay.

Okay. Oh, no. I have a very strong lap for an ass like this.

Just lay yourself right across from me. Where's my knit though? There it is. Okay.

I have that. I'm not going to hit you hard enough to make you hurt. No. Because you are such a tough sinner since the beginning.

Okay. So how many should we give you? How many? As long as you can.

I don't know. Maybe a thousand, two thousand. Yeah. Three thousand.

Until I bleed. Look at this structure. Well, I think 21 is a good number. That's what we gave Sasha.

That's engineering. Yes. I was going to say she should get to make one for every cock. She's second.

How could she count? Every cock I've said. How many is that? It's the last month.

It's the last year. Let's cut it off. We've got to cut it down. That would only be one.

That makes her have to think a lot. Okay. That doesn't work for us. It makes up a number.

Pussy I've eaten in the past month because that's quite a few. How about that? I don't even know how many. How should we decide what to count?

It's 27. That's exactly how old I am. Crazy. See?

That's why we call him the poet emeritus. He knew. He knew. The correct number.

Okay. So. Nine. One.

Two. Five. Four. Five.

Six. Six. Seven. Eight.

Nine. Ten. 13. 14.

15. 16. 17. 18.

18. 20. 21. 22.

23. 24. 25. 26.

27. 27. Keep going. Look at these panties.

Aren't they sexy? I think we have to give her another 10 with panties down. Right? Just with the panties down.

There we go. It's not Dr. Susie without the hat. Exactly.

Some hat. No counting now. Two. Three.

Four. Five. Six. Seven.

Eight. Nine. 10. 11.

Oh, did I say 10? Oh, you cheated. I cheated. How about you just play with them?

What a great ass. Oh, that's hot. I mean, I just want to say that Sin Sage is really like one of the great queens of spanking and spanker-oramaism.

And she really is. And you have a lot of it on your website, don't you? It's all about spanking. Is it all about spanking?

My website is a spanking website. I thought it was about archaeology and philosophy. There's a little archaeology. Yeah, right.

Okay. I thought so. It's not all about spanking. But it's specialized in spanking.

And what is your philosophy of spanking? My philosophy of spanking. Do you think it's a punishment or a pleasure or a foreplay? I think it's all those things.

I think it's kind of like wherever you want to take it in your mind. So sometimes it's fun to play like you're being punished for something bad and have that in your mind and then just really over the knee. You just have a low end.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes it's just, it feels fucking good.

And you just rub your nails afterwards. And then you rub it with the chinchilla. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. The chinchilla is nice. The chinchilla feels friggin awesome.

It kind of, Max doesn't like how it looks. Would you say, honey, it looks like a rat? Looks like a fucking rat. But isn't it great?

You rub it again. Rub it more. Like rub it. Hard.

How about spanking with the chinchilla? That's almost like an oxymoron. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yours is nice.

Look at this butt. You have no idea. You have the view of this butt. This is just an amazing butt.

That's a z-butt. This is a wonderful cake with a flower on the nipple from exoticcakes.com.

Pat, what a beautiful cake. It's totally detailed. So beautiful. Okay, well, I'm going to need some help

blowing out this candle. So I want you to come up. Okay, I want you all to come up with me. Because this is a very...

Let's take some pictures of this. We are going to... We're going to get ready to blow out this candle. Wait, wait, wait, no.

Nipple's out. Happy birthday to you. That's what I call a blow job. We're all excited to celebrate

birthday spanking. Spankings are still going on. Look at this. This is charity bang.

Look at this outfit. Thank you, darling. Wow, but look at the model in the outfit. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Look at yourself into that so beautifully. It took a lot of work.

We've got 20 minutes. Wow, we have to have rubber neck grow and you take pictures together up here and your little latex out.

It's like my little latex queens. Yes. Let's try this hat. See if it stays on my head a little better.

I like the pink one. So yeah, so how about spankings? Were you spanked as a child? Yeah, actually I was.

It's the scariest thing in the world. It was, yeah. It was. Look at all the girls checking out your ass.

I mean, is it scary to you now? No, not at all. Chicks checking out your amazing ass. You've got cute panties on for panty boy.

Thank you. I remember panty boy. You thought of panty boy. He'll be so delighted.

He worries when people don't think of him. By the way, is he tweeting? Or is he... So yeah, he would love those little

navy blue and green. It matches my green tonight. It does. It goes with you.

Yes, I'm doing the green thing. Did you ever get a birthday spanking? I never got a birthday spanking. What do you think about birthday spankings?

They're fun. Birthday spankings are when you're good as opposed to bad because, you know, I guess you survived. You're here.

You are one year older and not... And yeah, and you get to have a birthday party or something, I guess.

So, hey. So, you know, my birthday party, I mean, I got spanked by Destin here and he whacked me so hard. That's it.

So now I'm going to give you a spanking. Or I guess maybe my girls are going to give you a spanking.

Two spankings? I guess. Well, they've all been spanked. Yeah, did you want some agua before your spanking?

One agua. All right. Let's have one. All right. You have to lick the salt off of someone's

and it looks like it's sin's ass that you're going to lick the salt off of. Very good. And you're going to pull your top

down because it's my birthday. That sounds good. Uh-huh. Who's in your lap there?

Katie. Katie St. Ives. Hi. Nice to meet you. Oh, listen to that voice.

Wow. Are you old enough to be here? Yes. When was your last birthday? December.

Well, I mean, how old were you? I'm 22. Oh, 22? Wow, you're old. Well, you're older than her.

You're going to be next. And now Charity Bangs is licking the salt up off of the bus

and down the hatch we go. Yes, agua. Cocoa leaf liqueur.

And look at that body practically, you know, like you're a superhero. I mean, that's how you look. You could have a cape and you would look perfect, right?

She looks like a superhero. Okay, so now the spanking. The spanking. Okay. Spanking now.

So I think I'm going to, yeah, I'll let you get across both of our laps. Okay, here we go.

So now we have Charity and Down, Down, Down, my dear. Yes, get those titties in my lap.

Yes, very good. Cry out in pain. Sin is going to do the honors. Yes, she's 21 actually.

Spank her 21 times. She's 21. 53 minutes. Yeah, there you go.

Okay. Oh, is this, what is this? Panty boy has a message for us. Panty boy has a message.

Can I have sin sages panties please? I don't know, man. Somebody says please. Gotta give them up.

I love these panties. Oh, you gotta give them up for my birthday. I'll give you three more pairs. Oh, we're counting.

Six. Yeah. Here we go. Is that all panty boy has to say?

Can I have sin sages panties? Okay. Suffer for my birthday. New sinner.

That's the chinchilla. Where did you get this? My client gave it to me. So I don't know.

I'm not promoting them. They sell them online. Do they? My client is a fur fetishist.

I like your client. I have some wonderful clients. You do. I do, I sure do.

All right, Charity bangs. Thank you for the birthday, Spanky. Oh, my pleasure, Miss Charity. Thank you for...

Oh, look at you. Look at this. Lily K told me she had to leave early. I do not believe.

She could not resist. Getting the buck and all going. Right now, there are guests

wearing very pretty black panties with panty boy with white trim. Katie St. Ives. Katie St. Ives.

Welcome to the Speedy Museum. Happy birthday. See, that's what happened. Look at these panties are beautiful.

I put them on out in the car. They did. For me, I think that's a panty boy, of course. They're beautiful black lace panties.

Wow. Did she make you have a G-spot orgasm? Yeah, she touched something. Yeah.

And carries her pocket rocket. All right. That's the pocket rocket and the pocket Lily. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, since you were the first one to use this, you have to sign the actual pocket rocket.

Yeah, sign it. See, she can stay a little longer. Look at that. And,

how about spanking? You want the spanking now? The birthday spanking. That lay across all of our laps.

All of your laps? Yes. I think you, I don't know. You gals, come over here.

We're doing a spanking. Oh, bushes are awesome. I have a little hair. Yeah.

Well, it's my birthday. My birthday bush. Everybody show their birthday bush. Show our birthday bush.

Oh, look at that. That's quite a bush. Wow. Beautiful.

Yes, you are. You are the new girl. Take my feet. Yeah.

She's got a beautiful booty. She does. Oh, and look at these panties. Look at this beautiful booty.

How many? Oh, she's 22. Don't you spank though, because you spank too hard.

You're not allowed to spank. I know you're very aware. I'm just telling you to just keep

very, very cool there. We are closing the show. Or, I mean,

up to you. We're having a final spanking here. Okay. Here we go.

We're ready? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,

21, 22, 22. And for good luck. Happy birthday, everybody.

Happy birthday to Dr. Suzie. We love you. Oh, thank you so much. And now the chinchilla.

Oh, you spanked her hard. See? And thank you, Destin. And thank you so much.

Pretty Katie. And thank you, Charity. And thank you, Natasha. And we're going to hear from Vogelsfoot.

And thank you, Dr. Chantel. Thank you, Michael. And I don't know. There's no sin.

And oh, there she is, Rubber Necro. Hey. And sin's got bush too. Rubber Necro, do you have bush?

Let me see your no bush. Bush is coming back in. I'm very happy about that. You're shaved.

Oh, and you've got those panties too. Where are the cameras? Let the cameras see. Because we've had all these beautiful bushes.

We have to have the invisible bush. I am so thrilled about this. I've had the idea that everyone in Southern California is fully shaved and it's getting old.

Like, some hairs. She's got beard like you. I'm seeing Katie say hi as well. Oh, no.

She's got a major crush. All right. We're going to have cake. We're going to celebrate. We're going to dance. We're going to listen to Fogo Foot.

We're going to listen to DJ Leo. I want to thank you all for celebrating my birthday with me tonight. You've been awesome.

And let's continue to celebrate. Happy birthday to everybody. Thank you so much for all the wonderful gifts

and all the wonderful joy and all the wonderful orgasms. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Spankers and wankers.

What an orgasmic spanking hot birthday filled with birthday spankings, erotic spankings, kissing,

silly spankings, sexy spankings, cake, and more spankings.

Because now we have the real punishment spanking of the lovely and talented but

terribly late Ella Darling. Late for my birthday. Off with your dress, young lady.

That's right. And let's just have a look at that body. Nice little garters.

Very appropriate dress for a spanking. A little kiss first. Because this is just a pretend

punishment. I love Ella and Sasha. And now over my knee, young lady. Over both Sasha's

and my knee. It's going to be a double spanking. Get that butt up in the air. Let's just snap those garters.

Yes. Mmm. Awesome stage. Makes it a spanking orgy.

A spanking party. Mmm. So much fun. What is it about spanking that's such a turn on

for some people? Why does spanking have the power to revive an otherwise jaded libido?

Or destroy a robust career? Well, the word spank is both a verb and a noun

and it has been part of the English language since the 1700s appearing to be monopoetic in nature.

To spank is to strike or slap the buttocks and

little licking kind of helps. Spanking may be given for real punishment as in spanking a prisoner or child against his or her will

or spanking may be given for pleasure as in spanking your adult lover who enjoys being spanked.

Whether or not you make believe it's for punishment as we're doing here with Ella. Spanking or otherwise beating children

is an almost universally bad idea generally making them less intelligent and more accepting of violence as a solution to problems

but there is something very different about spanking consenting adults

even if they pretend to be children. You know that grand old opry routine where the guy says I got so mad at my wife I turned her over

my knee and lifted up her skirt to spank her then I forgot what I was mad about makes it funny as the guy is spanking

his wife if we substituted daughter or son for wife no one would be laughing at least not in public

but everybody knows that even if we think it's a bit kinky spanking adults can be fun mmm

yes look at all the fun we're having now it can be really fun foreplay for making out

heavy petting and more yes spanking can be therapeutic too

you know it can help an adult who was spanked as a child to transcend some of that negative effect of

his or her traumatic childhood and even if you didn't have a traumatic childhood

well recreational spanking can be more fun than a rollercoaster ride and an excellent way to channel

natural, violent, punitive impulses yes I agree with Gore Vidal

I'm all for bringing back the birch but only between consenting adults spanking can be great foreplay for dancing

whoops and pole dancing especially which we love to do here at the speak easy mmm there's satisha

mmm making love to that pole mmm yeah we love dancing

spanking, romancing wanking that's some sexy dancing but this is a clip

about spanking and why it's such a turn on for some people the butt

is the seat of human pleasure with lots of touch sensitive nerve endings that are in deliciously

close proximity to the genitals in physiological terms spanking and other forms

of butt play elicit crosstalk between afferent and efferent nerve tracks at the S2 spinal level

where nerves supplying both the butt and the sexual organs enter and lead the spinal cord such crosstalk causes stimulation

of the buttocks to trigger sexual arousal that means it turns you on

so the butt is very sensitive to erotic pleasure but because of all the padding

fat and or muscle that most of us have down there it's not so sensitive

to being unlike a face say or a stomach you have to whack a butt pretty hard you feel the smarting

pain of that whack a spank of file tends to feel the stimulation the excitation

the catalyst to sexual pleasure personally I love the physical sensation

of a light spanking it's a real key in my admission gets my motor going

gets my skin tingling gets my blood circulating and my desire flowing

but for the more masochistic spanking of the pleasure and the more indeed the bodies send and dwarfens

rising up within you so you as a bottom can more easily have feels like pleasure

and in a sensuous spanking the pain and the pleasure are felt in teasing tandem the spanks are interspersed with caresses

and brushes of the genitals and the ass yes this kind of slow

and dwarfen build up takes the spanky into a trans-like subspace

as the spanks get harder and the caresses more sensuous and then back to even fiercer spanks

pain and pleasure mix into a delicious cocktail of arousal and the challenge to take whatever

of course the joys of spanking don't just go on below the belt much of it comes from between the ears and deep inside our hearts

in the G-spots of our minds yes to spank is to pay attention

to be spanked is to command that attention even if it hurts thanks for giving me your attention sisters always spank consensually

and share your banana it's the bonobo