Suspense & Suspension

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Revelation in your hard drive. Yes, and tonight I've got some exciting guests. Not the ones I expected, but that's often how it goes here on Radio Suzie One. It's full of spontaneity, you know. We got a rule here, baby. The best laid plans may not get you laid the way that you planned. So make plans, but don't get too stuck. Got to go

with the flow. So I am very pleased actually to make an announcement before I introduce our exciting guests that the bonobo genome has been sequenced, brothers and sisters. Yay. I don't know how many geneticists there are out there or primatologists, but this is very exciting news because of course now the geneticists are saying what we've been saying all along,

which is that bonobos are our kissing cousins, that they are extremely close to us as close as common chimpanzees, which is over 98% genetically similar to humans. There are these differences, I guess, that make us build buildings and bonobos swing through trees, but there's so many similarities and it's very, very exciting that bonobos are getting some respect. Well,

it also turns out that actually with the bonobos, they're the humans. Oh, is that what they discover? With the chimps. They're the humans. They're very peaceful. It's a different kind of human race than we have right now. Well, you know, they, I think that bonobos are gonna get really, they don't napalm people or kill people. Well, yeah, they're the make love,

not war chimpanzees just in case you just tuned in and you don't know a bonobo from a banana. Well, bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzees. They have a lot of sex in all different positions and they have sex, you know, across different relationships, you know, intergenerational, familial, every kind of relationship you can think of, except mother's

son. They don't have sex, but everybody else does. Everybody. It's kind of crazy, but and they have a lot of bisexuality, of course, the females especially, but the males too do have bisexuality by a lot of bisexual encounters. And they just use sex for so many things. I mean, it's not just how they have sex. It is how they use it. And one of the

things they use it for is to reduce violent tension, whereas common chimps use force to resolve conflict, bonobos use sex to resolve conflict. Something to think about, something to study, you know, it's definitely something we need to look into because they're very close to us. And maybe somehow we can learn from them how

we too can use our very creative sexuality to avert violence. And a woman. It's also the month of June if you're listening to me live. And that's why I have a rainbow cock. Because it's isn't it like gay month or something, or diversity, or it isn't something to do with rainbows. I know.

There's like the gay pride parade and they have lots of rainbows and stuff. Rainbow cocks, I'm sure. And I should say Marugin the mystic gave this form to me for my birthday last week, which was a crazy show. So this week here we are. And my first guests have just given me this book. I usually read my books before I

interview guests. But well, this one doesn't have a lot of words. So I think it's okay. Oh, before I introduce my guests, I just want to say you too can participate. You can be part of Bonoboville and Radio Susie one. You can call us at 213-6700-066 if you're in the USA, or anywhere in the world,

actually, you can Skype us to and well, yeah, I'm getting to that number. And I should say that it's a kind of free for all subject matter tonight, right? You know, because we have we are playing musical guests. So and Skype is 213-599-7398. And also, if you're in the USA or Canada, you can actually call our toll free

number. We will pay for the call 866-289-7068. How about that? Or you can tweet us. Tweet it, tweet, tweet. Or twat us. Yeah, I kind of hope and you'll twat us actually. You know, you could actually webcam with us maybe and show us your twat. Are we able to do that now? We could webcam with us and

what do they do to do that? Skype. They call the number. You call in Skype at my address, Dr. Susan Block, you look me up and then maybe you can show us your twat or your here it is. I almost lost my cock. My rainbow cock. That's my wife up there. It shucks. Anyway, my guess just wrote this book or just

published this book. He is Charlie B. D. O. M. Dirty old man. That's what it stands for. How'd you know that? Hey, I'm a dirty old man. Right? Dirty old man. Dumb. That's what it stands for. See, people are going to go, oh, yeah, that's what it stands for. They're wondering what a dumb really is. A dirty old man. So

hello, Charlie B. Hello. Hello. Let's turn his mic on. No, no, I'm sorry. He's, we're playing musical chairs and he is at mic one. No, that's mic four. Okay. This is mic one. That's mic four. Okay. See there? Okay. You got it? So hi. Hey, Charlie. Hello. Oh, there you are. Charlie, you want to get close to your mic real close to

it. Like giving head. Maybe you don't give head. I would know. Charlie, welcome. This is your book and Mary is your consort here. Is she your wife, mistress, slave, submissive? All of the above. Really? Sometimes. Wife too? No, we never got married. We've been friends for about 10 years. Oh, okay. Friends. Well, that's the most

important relationship, isn't it? Okay. But yeah, all that other stuff too. Okay. So you don't have a collar on though. It's just a virtual collar. It is. Okay. And so this is your book. It just came out, I guess. Well, it's actually not published yet. This is a pre published thing. I'm trying to find the best way to do this.

I think I might, I'm not interested in making a lot of money off of it. I might just put it on something like Lulu and let people order it from there. Just so the price stays low. It's always good to not be interested in making a lot of money to be a gentleman publisher. Yes, gentlemen publisher. This is my

passion, not my profession. A dirty old gentleman. They go all over our estate. A dirty old gentleman would be a dog, which is kind of close to what we're talking about here. If I turned this into a job, then what would I do for fun? Right. Now, do you have a job? I mean, how do you keep yourself

and locks and chains? I'm retired. You retired. Can you say what you used to be? I used to drive a big truck. You're a retired truck driver. Wow. Did you tie girls up in your cab? No, it wasn't until I got out of the truck that I found out about this stuff. Really? You had to get out of the truck to find out

about this, huh? So you got bored once you got out of the truck? No, I was actually into fine art photography, you know, and then I had an idea for a pose with they used a little rope. And when I posted it, people raved about my light bondage and I'm like, bondage, your light bondage. Yeah, because I just

had the girl holding on to a piece of rope. I had her laying down flat face down and then bent in half backwards. And so it looked like her hands were tied and she was just kind of half hanging there. And did you do this for the visual design or for a fetishistic desire? No, it's an idea

just for the lines, just for the design for the design. Okay, it's fine type stuff. So it wasn't like you had a fetish or like you really wanted to dominate or? No, I'm not really a Dom as far as domination goes. I'm a rope top. You're not a Dom. No, I'm a dirty old man.

See, that's an acronym, not a abbreviation. Well, I know, but it would be cool if you were like a dirty old man who's also a Dom. Well, I can play the part. You can. You'll see. I will. What am I going to see? Well, take time, marry up and hang her from the

ceiling, hang her from the ceiling. Yeah. Wow. Can you do something that's foreplay before we go to the ceiling? Because that's kind of off over there. Yeah, well, putting the rope on her is the foreplay. The rope on actually the whole process

is the four. Can you put the rope on? I'm not saying right this second, but like up here, could you put the rope on? Sure. Yeah. Would you like to be tied up, Mary? I enjoy it. You enjoy it? Yeah. I guess that's liking it. Yeah. Very much. So

when did you first discover the pleasures of bondage? I believe it was 2001? No, three. Okay. 2003. Okay. And how did it happen? Well, we would do a lot of photos together, you know, when we first met, we did photos almost every day for six

months. I was, yeah. And that was about the time I found out about rope. So she was there when I wanted to learn. You guys kind of got into this as artists more than as fetishists or people that are really, it's funny, a lot of people are are

getting into, I mean, yeah, into sex art. They're not necessarily driven by the passion of sex as much as the passion of art, which of course is a sublimation of sex. So what the hell? I guess it all comes around and bites you in

the ass. Yeah. Okay. But you came at it from an art point of view, not like, Oh, I really want to be tied up or I really, I mean, do you like sex tied up? Do you do? Do you enjoy making love, wire and bondage? I think so. You

think so? Nope. You aren't so sure about that? Well, you act like you haven't done it? Or not to the point where it feels good? Well, actually, no, I haven't. How should I say like intercourse? No, but, you know, foreplay, plenty of it.

foreplay? Yeah. And so a lot of like titillation. And then does that make you want to have intercourse more or not? Yeah. Yeah. And but you don't actually use the bondage during intercourse? No. Because you don't want to or you haven't? Well,

I think it's because I like to be in control during intercourse. Yeah. You're a woman on top. Yeah. And so for the as a model, you're, you're pretty submissive. I mean, generally, even if you're not a sex model, you know, you're, you're in a

submissive role, you're, you're having to pose and do what somebody tells you to do. Okay, so, so cool. Well, let's see, I'm not sure what I should do now. I just want to make a quick comment real quick. Yeah, actually, Charlie, I really

liked your, you did some fire play with us. I think it was like three years ago. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. Beautiful. Thank you. Yeah. I just wanted to comment that that was I was awesome. I did. I remember that. That was very cool.

That's fire play with Dana Lee. Yes, who came with the professor. Right. Right. Yeah, that was that was our old place. Okay, well, guys, let's see. I mean, what turns you on? Rope. Rope. I give you a sex toy. Would you like a sex

toy? I mean, you don't you don't seem very sex toy oriented. Oh, you have a picture of them hanging. Wow, look at that. That's okay. Hold it up, though. Okay, it's a nice picture of them hanging suspended from the ceiling kissing

and embracing together suspended very beautiful. Who took the picture? I put the camera on a timer. Oh, you took the picture. I can never find anybody that can capture my vision. You know, it's always that everybody has their own vision. Right. This

is your vision of flying. We were talking about flying Tasia and I earlier today and how we wanted to fly. So is that part of what this is? Freud said that flying is very sexual when you dream about it. And I always feel that the suspension

things are, you know, an attempt at flying. What I do, I call it bondage burlesque. It is like a dance. You know, it's, it's not just play. It's, it takes two to tango to tango. Yeah, right. It, it, um, took Mary a while to, but once she figured out

she could drive changed the story. Huh? Well, it's something we do together. It does seem like a kind of a gymnastic thing, certainly in this photo here. Very beautiful. And like flying. Yeah. So, uh, oh, we have

another photo here. Whoa, from when I first met Charlie B. I went to his house and David Lawrence was there and this is a Charlie's house. David Lawrence. Okay, so I, these are pictures of you. Oh yeah. You look cute. Here's Tasia. All

tied up. All right. Well, pictures that I was one of three women in the world who have gone to that. Okay. Okay, but you're not on a microphone. Oh yeah. Three women in the world who have gotten into this position now I would

like to repeat one of three women in the world who have gotten into which of the positions this one. Wow, this is quite a position. Okay, but these are tiny little photos. Are you are you going to get in that position

tonight? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, uh, I think these are these are pretty amazing positions. Do you also get into amazing positions? I mean, this is a pretty amazing position. I try. You try. Yeah. Okay. And so

tonight, your your plan, even though the best laid plans may not get you way the way you plan. Your plan is to do a demo. This'll be less intense than what David put her through and more intimate. Okay. Well,

it's it's starting now basically. We're ready. Good. Because my other guests are not here, right? None of them. They're all on their way. They're on their way. It's like the two short show, right? So, it's it's all about you. I

have these two lovely people who I'm going to introduce who are actually not here as guests and I feel a little pushy putting them on microphone. Maybe I shouldn't. I don't know. They're applying for work. They

are applying for work here and I've got them just like here, although one of them's in burlesque. I'm not going to say which one. I'll let you guess. Yeah. But uh, uh, but in the meantime, um, you guys, I mean, can you get

something ready up here and then we can move it over there because the lighting is well, I mean, we can move it over there. You know, sure. I guess we can move the cameras over there and everything,

but let's get ready up here. Okay. You got the the rope stuff you're going to do. So, should we have marching music? Let's let's get you up here. Yeah. And now, guess number one. Okay. Hi, my name is Lawn.

Lawn. Lawn. Okay. Lawn. Welcome. As in grass. Yes. As in the grass. Right. Okay. So, uh, welcome and I, Ajah. Ajah. Ajah. I pronounced it right when I met you outside because I practiced and then I

promptly forgot about it. So, uh, hey, Ajah and Lawn. Welcome to the show. You didn't know you were going to be on the show, did you? Surprise. Right. Right. But you're okay with that because you're, you know,

go with the flow kind of people. Okay. We like that. Well, welcome and uh, and now we're going to have some activity. Very good. This is Charlie B. Not Master Charlie or anything. None of that stuff.

He, he, just Charlie B or just B. Charlie B. Charlie B. Okay. And Mary sounds so, you know, pure, doesn't it? She seems kind of pure, but that rope don't look pure. Okay. And here she is. This is Mary. Should she get on the bed?

Or you want to lay on the floor? Uh, okay. So, now we have a microphone. Maybe we could, uh, this is exciting. I just want to let my radio audience know while we are quiet for a moment here that, uh, one of my guests is naked. And getting tied up.

And getting tied up and it's a female that's naked. Okay. And her name is Mary, but she's not the mother of God. I don't think, unless I'm mistaken, are you? No. Okay. Um, and, uh, you, uh, you look great and you're getting tied up.

Yep. Yep. And you're pretty happy about that or pretty matter of fact about that. Your nipples are hard. A lot of people would think that means you're happy. Yeah. Yeah. Very happy. Yeah. Very happy. Okay. Very good. All right. So what do you think? Lawn and, uh, Aja, what do you think so far?

A little bondage demonstration here. She looks really good so far. She looks good. Yeah. Thank you. He looks like he knows what he's doing. He's working fast, don't you think? He's got, he's got a real sort of sailor's, um, rigor as he whips that

rope right around her breasts. And, uh, yep, he's really tying her pretty tight. Doesn't look like super tight, right? This is soft bondage. It's comfortable. Light bondage light. Yeah. Oh, look at all these ropes here. I'm right next to a bag of ropes. There's like so many ropes. You know, I've got these two

phallic objects. It's funny. If I stick a lollipop in your face, you can suck it if you want. Crossing swords. Oh, okay. There we go. Tasty, huh? It's good. Not bad. Yeah. A little sugar. Give you a rush while you're getting tied up. Do you get a rush when you're getting tied up?

Yeah. Yeah. It gives you kind of a adrenaline thing, uh, endorphins rising up, you know, all that scientific chemical stuff. Yeah. You starting to feel it. When's the last time you were tied up? Um, I think three weeks ago. Oh, okay. Was it for a demo or for yourself? No, for a show. For a show. Yeah. Just Charlie. Just Charlie. Charlie's the only one that ties me up.

He's the only one that you'll let tie you up. Yeah. Okay. And you usually do it as a demo for people or as a photograph. Um, well, sometimes he'll practice maybe. Yeah. Yeah. He'll try to work out some new ropes. It depends on, on what's going on in his world. Like if, um, it's a, sometimes he'll tie me up and we'll do a photo shoot. Yeah. Or, um, well, he,

he's, well, we'll go together for shows and stuff and at clubs and do performances together. Yeah. And, uh, are you an exhibitionist? It depends. Yeah. What was that? She's standing near naked. Oh, right. That, that is evidence of something. I don't know. But you, you would say you're doing it for Charlie or what, what, what would you say? Yeah. Why are you here naked?

For Charlie. For Charlie. I like the way that sounds. Yeah. Are you in love with Charlie? Do you love him? He's one of my best friends. Does that mean love or what does that mean? I love him. Yeah. And part of the love is being tied up. That's part of the, the fun, you know, the fun. Yeah. And fun is part of the love. It's a good accent. Yeah. I think I have to be a little farther away

because my microphone is interacting with you. So this is like macrame. Are they going to hang you like, like you're a potted plant? That's, that's what's going to happen here. All right. Yeah. What do you think the design is starting to take shape? Right, Lon? Definitely see four. Yeah. Now one boob is going down and one is going up, which might be okay. I mean, I, I don't need

symmetry really. But is that, is that what you're going for, Charlie? No. No. You want to straighten the boobs then? You like a little symmetry here? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So this one needs to be pulled out a little more here, I think. And, and yeah, there we go. There we go. Okay. Now you got symmetry. Okay. Somewhat. Of course, boobs are never exactly the same, are they? No. Never,

never. I don't think any woman has the same boobs unless the plastic surgeon did that. By the way, we just like to state that of course, for those of you who are not watching on the Dr. Susan Block.TV, that the lovely Mary is all natural. Yes. You don't look like you've had anything done. Whoa. The flip of the rope is part of the excitement. Yep. Yep. You got that all

squared away. I do. Oh, I'm sorry. You're very symmetrical now. Before one was going up and the other was going down. Now they're both going down. They're very good. They're okay. They're good. It's like my feet, one foot's bigger than the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this one's a little bit bigger than that one. That's cool. Put me on blast. You knew that before. I didn't point that

out. Okay. Oh, and now you're getting yourself a little loincloth there. Okay. The pussy is well shaved with a little bit of pubic hair at the top. What do you think of her coiffure, Jeff? It's very demure. Demure. Yeah. She's demure. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the fashion now. Shave around the lips and a little hair to show you're not a baby. A little ending strip. Right.

You never thought of Mary as being demure now. Demure. Demure. So I have a question for Charlie. Yes. Do you have an interest in or do you study Shibari? Pardon me. Shibari. Shibari. Is that what you're doing or is that? It is almost like Shibari. I call it a Japanese influenced. But I don't adhere to

strict or Asian disciplines. I'm not familiar with the term. What is Shibari? Shibari is the Japanese art of bondage. It's also the last name of someone that we never mind. Oh, that's money. I might call this a form of Shibari, because I think that just means rope bondage, but there's many schools of Shibari. And this is the Charlie B. Schultz school.

Maybe. He seems to be kind of free form. Loose translation of Shibari is to tie. To tie. Right. It's just about tying it up, baby. And are these special ropes? Yes, they are. This is hemp. Hemp. Can we smoke them after you're done? Yeah, you can. I don't know how high you'll get. Yeah, yeah. This is a different strain. This strain is

grown for its fibers. Right, right. So we're ready to move over there now. Okay, you're ready to move over there. It looks like a giant Mercedes sign. You really should join Dr. Susan Block TV right now to watch this, folks. This is something you've got to see. My, my blow by blow will not do it justice. She is now upside down. And now her boobs are hanging very straight, both pointing downward.

And her lovely feet are bracing this big Mercedes sign here. And now she's revolving around and around. She goes round and around. She is a pinwheel. Yeah. Very beautiful going around and around and around spinning around. She could get dizzy. Yeah. She's her ass looks great. I asked this hanging, you know, kind of upside down hanging. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

He was just saying that the upside down position is great for the milfs. Better than a facelift. You just have to stay upside down is the problem. She's just drifting along upside down. So are we going to like barbecue her and eat her tonight? Okay. Oh, sideways and roaster that way. Huh. Here she goes. She's going up and

around and whoa, straightening around. Hey, can you guys see over there? Yeah. You getting a good look? We don't usually have mics this far. Oh, yes. Right. When Batista was here. Where's your microphone? Where's that microphone? Okay. So now she's kind of cross legged upside down and he's going to hang her up like she's in a Chinese butchery. It's like she's one of the

ducks for sale. Let's put a little soy sauce on her and she'd be yummy. This is for all you cannibal fetishes out there. Okay. Yeah. He's suspending her. Oh, now he's pulling her around into, whoa, sideways position. And you want to help me out here and have a conversation? I don't have no one to have a

conversation with. Yeah. We're in the Bonoboville Circus. There it is. Featuring Charlie B and Mary doing suspension. Oh, I'm in front of your camp. Hi. Okay. So you cleared your throat? Yes. I cleared my throat. So what do you think? I think dirty old men do dirty old things. Yeah. Well, this is one way that a dirty old

man can be with hot beautiful women is tie them up and hang on to them that way they can't leave. They're tied up. Okay. Yeah. And now she is strung up sideways. A very pretty prisoner. Oh, and he's going to spin her. Oh, don't let her hit the side, but he's spinning around. Don't hit your head there. Oh, yes, around and around. She goes, oh, he's raising her now. Don't drop her.

Yeah. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Now she can spin around. That's beautiful. Wow. That's flying. There you go. That's a lot of fun. Intelligent comments here. Yes. Yes. She's flying now that I think I think a lot of people would like doing that. Flying around and around. But yeah. Yeah. Problem is when you're speaking like that without

a microphone, you're not on the show. The suspension is amazing. But he was just saying that everyone likes something different about bondage or different types of bondage different. This is suspension bondage. Some people like the helpless feeling. Some people like the flying feeling. People like to be controlled. A lot of people like to be controlled because we feel

like we have to do so much controlling most of our lives. It's so stressful. Now they're dancing. This is dancing bondage. This is fun. Very cool. It's like they're tangoing. More than a tango. It's very romantic the way that you perform. Whoa. And also dangerous. That wasn't too romantic. Oh, are you okay? Well, she is okay.

You. Yes. I think so. I think so. Wow. Very good. Let's let's have a hand. Let's give them a hand for Mary and Charlie B. Yeah. Bondage artists. Yes. That's that's beautiful. All right. Are you okay? Yeah. Don't just say that. Do we need to call the paramedics? Can you walk? Can you walk up to the stage? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because that went right up against the wood.

Okay, but you're standing. So you seem to be okay. You're tough. Tough chick. Okay, so he's taking her down and we're going to get back up onto the stage. Yes, of course. You know, we have a lot of room. We have 14,000 square feet, but you need more room for this. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, come on up.

So what do you think? You want to try that now, Aja? There's no beauty without pain. And Mary, you looked very beautiful up there. But I have to ask, how did the rope feel in between your legs? Is there some chafing or for all the women who'd like to try this? Like, how does it feel in between the legs? Where's the microphone? Hang on. You don't have your hands. Actually, he does a

pretty good job of keeping it even. It depends on like what position I put myself in that makes, you know, it uncomfortable, but it's it's it's actually really comfortable. Comfortable bond. Yeah. Very important aspect to it. Unless you're a masochist. My rope isn't for restriction or ties that bind. It's my rope's a loving embrace.

Set the spirit free. Dance in the sky. Oh, you're a poet. I'm an artist. So long. We just saw a slight mishap. I'm sure you guys have an interesting story where something else may have happened. Any anything to the bulge of history of trying to attempt

bondage any mishaps like this that have happened? I suggest that people practice before they do suspension. They do floorwork for a year. You know, it's mostly about understanding where the nerves and arteries are, you know, and the hips are the center of gravity. If you've got a control of the hips, you got it. And there's also understanding where the furniture

is though. Is nothing dangerous near the surface? Uh huh. How's your foot? Is it okay? Yeah. It's fine. Okay. So can you do any kind of bondage in the bed? Oh, hell yes. Okay. Let's do that. Yeah. Now, I mean, can you, you want to, well, first of all, I want to give you a toy from adult play parlor. You can do anything with the rope. Pick a toy, any toy. You're only a

limitation as your own imagination. You picked a Fingo. Do you like little vibrators? You do? I do. Good. You got one. Okay. Now, how about big vibrators? I like those two. You ever ride a Sibian? No. You want to try? I think I'm a little scared, but yeah. Well, I mean, you could get tied up again as four play and then ride the Sibian.

And then maybe you won't be so scared. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds good. Sounds good. Oh yeah. All right. Here we go. You ever ride a Sibian? Yes. Don't spoil it for her. No, you have not. No, I haven't. Would you like to try? I'm a little scared, but yes. Okay. After her. Okay. So now you're untying this particular arrangement. Very good. And so, where are you

from originally, Mary? Norwalk. Norwalk. Okay. And do you have family in the neighborhood? A little. Yeah. Yeah. And do they know what you do as a hobby? No. No. This is kind of a secret. Yeah. Is your real name Mary? Yeah. It is. Your name is Mary, but there are a lot of Mary's out there, so who knows? So you don't think your relatives watch this show though? No.

What would they think if they saw you? What do you think? Um, you just don't want to be hassled by it? Yeah. Yeah. You feel it's none of their business? Exactly. I see. Okay. Do you guys live together? We used to. No. You don't now? No. The ties that bind couldn't keep you living together. You feel it's better apart? Well, actually,

we do get along better now that I don't live there because I'm not always, you know, under his feet or under his feet. Yeah. We have our own theories on why. Yeah. Why it's better not to live together. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. It just works. I need, I need a whole lot of space. Mary's sister lives with me, but she takes care of the house.

Mary's sister lives with you. But it's a strictly photonic relationship. She takes care of the house. I see. So some of your relatives don't know, but others do. Her, your sister is right there. Yeah. Wow. Does she know, I mean, she sees you doing all this stuff. Actually, she's never seen me perform. But she knows you do. Yeah. She doesn't want to watch you because she thinks that would

be incestuous. No, it's just like, um, bad timing pretty much. Oh, yeah. Okay. Is she younger or older? She's older. Yeah. Wow. So, um, but she's seeing him. A lot of people are fantasizing right now about you and your sister, you know, it's not the first. Yeah. Her first experience. She went to Dom Kong with me and she left with some guy in the kilts. Oh, my sister. She left with a guy.

And it, well, everyone wears kilts these days. A lot of guys do. You wear suspenders. Right. Everyone's got their little. I didn't wear them one night and I fell out of my pants. Really? Oh, that might have been fun. Yeah. Okay. So now you're going to get on the bed. Can we, can we move the beautiful photograph of Charlie and Mary? Actually, the photograph is Tommy X.

That's an old one. It's what? It's an old photograph. It's not of Mary. It's Tommy X. Oh, here I've been thinking it was Mary. Well, you have interchangeable women, don't you? Oh, you haven't looked at the book. I glanced at it. Yes, you've got a lot of them. You are a dirty old man. You live up to your, your name. Okay. Well, then all the more reason we should take it off,

although it's still a beautiful photograph, but it's not Mary. So I guess, I don't know where I should put this thing. Take it. Take it. And so now, you know, your, my bed is your bed. Get on it. Yes. All right. So, so you're going to ride it in bondage or just ride it? Okay. Where's that? Where's the microphone? Where's the mic? Microphone? Ah, okay. Whatever Charlie

wants me to do? That's the answer. Right answer. Okay. So what does Charlie want you to do? To ride. Just go ahead and ride. Well, thank you. That's okay. Power button. Come on, Charlie. Okay. Whoa! Whoa, maybe a little low. You're a dangerous man. Start soft. This is my first time. Right. You're a virgin, a Sibian virgin.

Welcome, Mary. Well, thank you. Come on, Charlie. If you've got any suggestions, I mean, tell me which way to go with it. Just keep raising it slowly, mainly the orange button, not the green one so much. It's a working. You feel it percolating? I had a cowgirl. You know, I've never done this

in front of anybody, so it is a little awkward. No, nobody's watching. Here, I'll hold the microphone. We're not here. We're just, you know, hanging out here. I'm blind, so. Just close your eyes and we'll be fine. Yeah, close your eyes. Nobody will be here. But feel free to make sounds for the radio. That sounds good. Yeah, sounds. It's radio,

you know, like, something like that. It feels good. That's not the right sound. It's a good start, though. Good start. Good to feel good. Charlie. You want to save some? Stuck. Yeah. What are you trying to do? Well, maybe you should go over there because now you're

right in front of her. Here, don't wear her out this early. Well, you want to have an orgasm? Well, I do, but can you only have one at one night? Yeah. I'm a one-hitter quitter. Maybe tonight will be a different kind of night. It's a different kind of night for me. Yeah, it's been different. It's different. I think this is a different kind of night.

This is your first time on the Sibian. Yeah. I don't think you want to be conservative right now. Right. This is your moment. We're here for you, Mary. We want you to have as many orgasms as you want to have. And you know what? If this is the only one you have, and you spend the rest of the night kicking back, that's okay too.

We're cool with that. Okay. You ready for a little more juice now, Mary? Okay. Okay. I'm ready. Give it to her, Charlie. Give it to her. A little more juice. Give it to her. Yeah. Give it to her a little bit more. Oh yeah. How's it feeling? It feels... I feel it. You feel it? Yeah. Can we give you some more juice? This is radio. You're listening

to radio if you want to see what's going on. You're listening to radio Susie 1. Get your credit card out. Yeah. If you want to see what's going on, just get your credit card and click that button that says Dr. Susan Block.TV. Right. And you can see Mary riding the Sibian for the first time. There's enough room for two. Yeah. You want Charlie to get behind you?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now he's going up and down. Okay. This is very experimental. There's no sound whatsoever. No, you got the sound of the Sibian. It's the quiet Sibian ride. I've never done this in my life. Yeah. Yeah. You're not a real noisy kind of sex person. Just silent. Just silent. Maybe I should just make sounds while you can. Yeah. I like that. Yeah.

That's just over here. Thank you. I'll turn it up as I go. Oh, yeah. I'll turn it up. We're doing a little voiceover here. Charlie. Oh, yeah, Charlie. Whoo. How you doing? Yeah. Awesome. I'm doing good. All right. Well, you know, some women just, you know, just quiet. That's good. Yeah. I usually have to scream my own name. You have to scream my own name.

I think you need to be restrained in some manner. I think you're too free. That's it. Probably. I mean, but Charlie has to make the decision. I can see that. It's all about Charlie. She needs some restraint. We could do that. Yeah. Yeah. Give us some restraint. Make a noise. Yeah. She doesn't make noises. I think we have to make noise.

This should be the Sibian commercial right here. I'm not sure who should make the noise here. Very quiet. Very quiet. So he's now tying up her legs. Won't disturb your neighbors unless you scream. Okay. Now this means I have the controls. Okay. Are you scared? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. A little higher. A little higher. Nothing. Still nothing.

Maybe I should electrocute her while she's on that thing. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. Okay. Now she's getting tied up. Yes. She is tied up and the Sibian is rising. That's the sound of the Sibian. That's the face. That's the height. That's the sound of the Sibian. He's tying her hair between your legs. No noise at all. And silence.

Now cruising at about an altitude of 10,000. Oh, he's tying her hair to her legs. Amazing. To her ankles. Very stoic. Okay. I've actually never seen a girl on this thing without making noise. This is the first time. It is. This is the first time. It's amazing. It's very stoic. Just nothing. Another word. Another peep. You're very stoic. You really don't want to make noise or

do you hold yourself back? Just no desire to make noise. No noise. It's feeling really good. Awesome. Well that's a good sign. A little more. Does it feel better now that you're tied up? I think so. Yeah. I don't know. I can't. I knew that was a good idea, right? She's a bondage girl. Even though she says she just does it for the art and stuff, it actually is part of her sexuality

now. Maybe that's not why she got into it. I think it's more fun like not letting anybody know like Artie King. Oh man. Oh wow. You already came. Yes. When did you come? Well I was talking just now. Oh my shit. All right. How about that? Well it is at the top speed. Okay. So we'll let you go down a little bit. All right. So you came. Sorry. Silently. Very silently. Very silently. Very

calm. How do we know you really came? I guess we'll just have to take your word for it, huh? Do you leave a wet spot? I think she's the only one that really matters, you know. Well you look happier. You do look, you know, sort of refreshed, right? What do you think? Do you think she came? There's a close-up. Should we give her a hand? Let's hear it for

Sister Mary or Mary, Mother of God, who came on the Sibian. Okay. Very nice. And now she's all tied up and you have to ride it again. Now how does it feel after you've come to be forced to ride the Sibian? It tickles. And you're kind of being forced because you're all tied up and you can't get away. You're a prisoner. That's okay. You're Charlie's prisoner. On my show but you're Charlie's

prisoner. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. Your nipples stay perpetually hard. That's good. I think she seems like she came. She's gotten that kind of giggly afterglow to her. Yeah. Yeah. Especially and it's irritating when you've got to sit on that thing after you've come, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Charlie. I'm going to get it, Charlie. I think she's more animated now. Okay.

Wow. Now she's talking more. All right. All right. Let's hear it for Mary. All right, Mary. And Charlie B. Yeah. Okay. Very good. Very good. Very good. Have you ever done electrical play? No. No. What do you think of electrical play, Charlie? I've got it by one. So you've got one wand also. But you've never used it on Mary? Not very much, no. You don't like it so much? I do.

You're more of a tire upper. She didn't even notice when you did it. Yeah. I think we have to do more extreme things to her like, you know, to incite emotion. You would think that. Yeah. Like slice off a nipple or something. She definitely screamed that. That would, yeah. That would be disgusting. I know. It would be terrible. I'm just trying. It's like the emotional emotion. That's right. I like

what your mind said. He didn't say that with somebody he's going home with. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, I got this new wand from Kinky Eddie. Oh, Kinky Eddie. Right. It is a very nice one. Dirty. What is that? These are just big rubber things here. I don't know. Tasia decided to put out the biggest dicks she could find.

Layla did sit on this one. She didn't get it all the way in. Anna Maul got it all the way in. Perfect. Anna Maul? Yeah. You definitely make sounds with that thing inside. Yeah. Maybe. Okay. So this is the Violet Wand. And it makes sounds. So, uh, so I got this new wand. Do you want to try it? Do you don't like electrical

play or you do? Um, I probably don't, but I mean, I'm, I'm, she's a good, yeah. She's a good sport. I don't want you to do it if you don't like it. Oops. What is this? Who's there? Oh, what do you want? Robert in Kansas City has a question for Mary. Robert in Kansas City. Do you like being whipped while being in rope bondage?

Um, uh, no, probably not. No, no, I've never been. How about flogged? How about flogged? No. Paddled? You know, it would have to be one of those, those days where like I've been through it and it can't get no worse. Just, you know. Really? So you might as well just flog me. Yeah. But that doesn't sound very pleasant. Well, it's, it's, it's more like, um, it's like therapy,

you know? Like, you would think it wouldn't, you would think you wouldn't want to be, you know, hurt when you're going through it, but actually it does, it does like, it's good for you. It's good for me. It's good for you, but you don't like it. No, I mean, if it would have to be one of those days, it's not like, um, actually to be honest, I've never

experienced it, but I think, you know, that's one way that I would enjoy it, you know, when I'm stressed out. Should we stress you out? No. All right. So now you've come, right? You did have it. So, so what kind of bondage do you like after you've come? Um, the kind of bondage where I tie it, you know, somebody else. Yeah.

Where you do the tying. So you like to tie it. You know, for so long, me and Charlie have worked together that, um, you know, I kind of want to be like them. You want to be like Charlie. He's your mentor. Yeah. I see. Okay. Well, do you get to tie him up or no? But I mean, do you like to tie other women up? Yeah. Would you like to tie up someone

in our studio audience? Yeah. Does it have to be a woman? No. Yeah. Who would you like to tie up? It could be him. No, you can't pick me. I'm sorry. Okay. Who would you like to tie up? Charlie. Charlie. Yes. Okay. Do you want to be tied up? I'm an equal opportunity. Save us. Okay. Does he have to get naked like you? No. No. Oh, Max says no. Please. I mean,

he's a very nice guy and everything, but you know. Love you, Charlie. No. Teja, don't encourage such things. All bodies are beautiful. Yes, all bodies are beautiful. We have your other guests stuck in traffic. You know, they're stuck in traffic. What kind of traffic can you have on Saturday night? Where is the traffic? Where is it? Probably the traffic could be

at some very, very hip West Hollywood bar. There could be a lot of traffic right at the bar. That could be traffic. Yeah. That could be traffic. I don't know. The text reads, I am trying, but horrible traffic. Jesus. I am trying, but horrible. Let's help this one. We've all read the text before. Where are you? We'll send you a rescue squad for you.

Okay. Well, I think we're going to have a little bondage experience here the other way, right? Yeah. One of my other guests would like to perform. Is there anybody in the audience that would like to ride a Sibian? Like to do a ride a Sibian or? Anyone in the audience would like to be tied up. A strip tease on the strip pole? Yeah. Anybody in the audience would like to be hung.

Yeah. I'd like to learn how to use my new thing here. You don't count your part of this thing. I wanted to teach you last week. You were very busy. You can teach me this week. Obviously, I'm not very busy this week. Obviously. I'm not at all busy. I'm having a laid back night here tonight. And we've answered Robert from Kansas City's question, I think. She does not

like being whipped. Yeah. Bubbles. Well, there we go. Thank you. That is very exciting. How are you going to do this tie up here? I've never seen so many bubbles in my life. Is she going to do it? Are you going to do it? You're going to go to the bathroom. If these other guests ever get here, we're going to punish them for being like this.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. With electricity. Well, Master D, you could plug this in and teach me how to use the electro erotic neon wand from kinky eddies. And it's made by King Club. Anyway. So, yeah, Robert called in from Kansas City. We answered his question. If you want to give us a call, our number, if you're in North America, is 1-866-289-7068. And anywhere else in the world,

it's 213-670-0066. And you can Skype us at 213-599-7398. Okay. So, Max, you're here at... I'm right here. Yes. And it's a very exciting night. Yeah. And, yeah. Well, hi. Okay. So, I've got my little violet wand here. Oh, I see. That's what's causing it. It's tingly. Wait. Where's the microphone for you? Don't electrocute my wife. Okay. There's only one of her.

I think I'm sitting on it. Yes. Okay. This is actually lighter than mine. So, you'll notice that it's actually lighter. Oh, I don't know if it's lighter. Yeah, lower it down. Okay. That's not bad. Whoa. A certain way to do it. While you were doing your show last week, I had it actually on and I was holding it to the back of my neck. To the back of your neck?

Yeah. It's actually quite... It feels really good. I don't know if I'm ready for that. It's a gentle massage. Wow. What are you not supposed to... What's the dangerous part of this? The dangerous part? Electrocuting yourself. Asking a person, let's say, if they have a pacemaker, you wouldn't want to do it to someone with a pacemaker. Unless you wanted to get rid of them.

A pacemaker. Might kill them. If you have an old uncle that's got a lot of money. Yeah, you could do it to him. You don't want to do it to someone with nerve damage, because that would be good. Unnerve them. Or someone who has or suffers from epilepsy. Or seizures. Or seizures. If you're swallowing your tongue, don't do this.

I'm getting continuous texts by our guests who are late. Amputees can do it though, right? Does it affect the amputees? I keep on getting it's horrible traffic. This is not answering the question. What's the question? Does it affect the amputees in any way? No, it would not affect the amputees.

Well, because nerve endings. Also, if you had a cut, if you had a cut and you touched on top of a cut, it wouldn't affect. You heard that at home. This was used for a hair growth. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. It stimulates hair growth.

Do you want to put it on your head? I need that on my hair. Do you want to feel it on your head? Wait a minute. I did chemo and my hair grew back. It did. It did.

Well, this is supposed to stimulate hair growth. You really? This is what they were originally for. Oh, that's what they were for. This is obviously not this particular one.

It doesn't make as big a shocker as yours did. No, mine is as a higher amp. I read in your little pamphlet there, this is half the amperage of the other one. So this is mainly used for erotic pleasure.

This particular one is for the clitoris or the nipples. The clitoris. Wow. And then what about these attachments? The other attachments.

This is for the hair growth, this one here. This one's the back? See, this is hair back. Serious.

That's what I need today. I'm taking that to bed with me. Turn this off first. Yeah.

So that in my Viagra and hair on my head, I'll be all set. Pull that off like that by twisting. Take it out, twist it out. Okay, here we go.

And then just shove it in. Shove it in. That's what I need. Bend it, just twist it in.

Twist it in. Twist that. This will, yeah, you just comb your hair with this. This one here is for your back mainly or legs.

I don't want hair on my back. Or there you go, there you go. But mainly it's for this area here. Yes, come in.

There you go. That feels better because it's less concentrated. Yeah. It's more diffused.

It's more spread out, yeah. I like this one a little more. It looks pretty well doing it. I'm brushing my stockings.

I mean, are you supposed to use this to brush your hair? That is for the back. You mainly use it on the back. Would it feel, little girl?

This nice looking one here is actually clitoris. Okay, a little bit, yeah. What is that one for? I like how you say clitoris.

It's nothing, it's nothing like the one that I have. That's nothing. Okay, I'm going to brush your arm hair. Yeah, this is a neurotic one.

Try to ask a question around here. I know you want to. Oh, no, thank you. I'm driving.

Did you want to? Nice. All right. That's very cute.

Is that glass? Yes, it is glass, yeah. If you break it, then you have to replace it instead. It's broken.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to get electrocuted. If you break it, it will just. I'm going to check with the Department of Water and Power

to find out. I mean, you can see visibly the electricity if you hold it. See, like that? You can see the electricity shooting out at the bottom of it.

I hear it in my headphones. It's like a string. You can see it right there, right? And that hurts somewhat more than if you touch it to the skin,

tactile touch. Because you see the current, you see. You see, if I'm holding it against the skin, there's nothing. It doesn't feel anything.

It's like a nullified pain. That's interesting. So it's really when it's a little bit away. When it's higher up, the more it's like that.

When the more it's shooting out, the more painful it is. You are getting a lesson in the use of the electric wand. But if I hold it like that, nothing. Neat.

Interesting. Yeah, that's true. There's no pain. No pain at all.

No, that doesn't hurt at all. And that's what you have to do. I mean, that's an actual, that will feel good. Why is everybody leaving?

But, you know, it's like no pain. Actually, hardly anybody got here in the first place. Yeah, we didn't have the people show up. People are leaving.

There's something going on over here. Hey, bring those Aguas shots over here. Or at least over here. Listen, we have no, we have, we have, we're starving for performance here.

We need to see your Aguas shots. All right, good. Look at this. Okay, here we go.

Okay. Okay, brothers and sisters, this is a very important ritual. Here at Dr. Susie speaking. Aguas shots.

Who has done the Aqua shot ritual before? Who's going to be the teacher? Okay, yeah, I can't even see what's going on there. I don't see what's going on.

So many people on my bed. I can't. What is that? Last week was crazy.

And this week is like, okay. All right, so you guys are talking without a microphone. All right, so you wet the breast or other portion. Of the body and then you put salt on now.

Liam is obviously a salty guy. I am a salty dog. He likes a lot of salt and he's got to lick up all that salt. And then Tasia's going to make a sound and down the hatch.

After the salt, you drink the drink and then the bubbles come up and you fall in love. That's what happens. Oh, we have a tip in the house, brothers and sisters. Okay.

Okay. Did you have your Aqua shot? I have my. You have or he had your.

You had the shot off of her boob. All right. I got the shot. It was a good one.

Nice, good taste. I love this. Did you get yours yet? No, you got it.

You got to lick something of his. You could lick his cock. I would. Yeah, you could.

I have. Well, you certainly could right here. It's I don't don't let me stop you. You know, you could lick the the salt off of his cock.

It's been done before, but it's a good thing to do. Okay. Yeah. Oh, here it goes.

Okay. That's a good one. Yeah, it's so nice. Okay.

Oh, her ass now. Here it goes. The Teja ass, which is naked. Teja is really pretty naked tonight.

I mean, we may not have too many guests, but we have a naked producer. The one who drinks the one who drinks more clicks more salt and drinks more agua gets the job.

Okay, there you go. And here she goes. Ajah is licking the happy trail up the ass and then down the hatch.

Whoa. Whoa. Good. Yeah.

All right. He's selling tickets. Yeah. Step right up.

Step right up. Lick some ass. Yeah. I'm going to lick your ass, baby.

Yeah, you just lick ass lick. That's how you get ahead here. So I'm holding this microphone. Who's speaking?

Everybody. Okay. Now I'm doing it off of you. Oh, I have another mic here.

Oh, wait a minute here. Oh, here we go. Wait a minute. Yes.

But Noboville. But Noboville. Now for those of you who are listening to radio. Hey, don't both guard that tip, my friend.

This is Teja taking her salt off of Ajah. Ajah and Teja. I don't know. That's a little hard to distinguish.

But yeah, obviously not hard as well. Okay. So now we've all had some drinks. Okay.

Very good. Now let's get down to business. Well, that's good because that's time to do a television. All right.

Now and now we're doing a television show. What about the radio show? It's still going. Still going.

Okay. Oh, here's my other guest. She lost her finger. Okay.

She's not far off. All right. Now I've been abandoned. People just drink and go.

Is that what happens here? That's it. Yeah. Thanks.

Okay. That's it. That is the state of humanity. Thank you.

Bye. Yeah. All right. They come to drink your agwa and then they leave.

They do. And that's it. Yeah. So they steal it too.

All right. They walk away with the bottles. All right. So how are you doing tonight, Max?

So I'm doing great. I'm doing really good. And yeah, I'm doing good. I'm sitting here doing a radio show and I'm doing really good.

Yeah. Should we, should we interview our applicants? Yeah. Sure.

Let's have some fun. All right. I'm going to ask my classic questions here. Yes.

Okay. Okay. So you can just raise your hand if you want to answer first. Okay.

What's your greatest strength? Determination. Determination. Okay.

Speed. That's two strengths. Wait a second. Weighty.

I don't know. You can have three. Flap it. What, are you a comedian or something?

Okay. Comedy. Little more agua. And then it'll be right on there.

Ajah. Flexibility. What she likes to what? This sounds so feminine versus masculine.

I missed that. What she likes to do what? What she likes to do for fun at home. What was the answer?

Yeah. What she masturbates. No. All right.

The question was, what's your greatest strength? She said masturbation. Flexibility. Well, she could have, but no.

What did she say? She said flexibility. Oh, flexibility. Like you're late.

Everything. I would have accepted that answer. My legs. Got you.

Flexibility. Are you doing yoga off? All righty then. You're a dancer.

Oh, okay. So next question is, next question is, what is your greatest weakness? Test, test, test, test.

Determination. Thank you. Speed. I am meticulous.

I pay attention to every single little detail. That's a weakness? It could be. How is that a weakness?

Well. But this is all because everything sounds like a flaw. Expect you to be like. What do you mean you're slow?

Is that one? What is the weakness of meticulousity? Well, there's so many other things to do. Well, some people expect you to be like goal-oriented,

where you see the entire big picture. Oh, the big picture. And you work towards the big picture. You're more of a little picture.

Yes. I see. I see everything. And I work on everything, little details.

That's how I am. Details. Oh. Do you have little doll houses?

I used to. Do you like to put little clothes on little dolls? Yeah. So if someone walked into your house

and changed things around, that would drive you crazy, right? I have an ant farm. That's awesome. I have a snake.

Ant farm. You have a ant farm? Yeah. Did you have ants?

A Colombian red-tailed boar. You have an ant farm in here? And should I bring my snake out? She has a snake.

I know. I'm going to bring my snake out. Even though she's shedding. Fuck.

Oh, no. She's shedding. Don't do that to her. She's not really shedding.

Let her rest. She's half shedding. Susie, do snakes fuck? Mine doesn't.

Mine is a nun. I keep her cloister. In general they do, yes. No, but snakes, of course they do.

How? Everybody does. Very sinuously. It's a lot to rub in.

And I dance for the kids. What does that word mean? Dance for us. Sinuously.

It means they slither. They slither around each other and then they rub up against each other. That's why she has the checkerboard stomach.

So where's the snake? Oh, there she is. There she is. Hi, Evie.

See, she's sort of half shed. She's not really shedding. Yeah. She's just got some old skin.

See, oh, here you go. Very adorable snake. Is she pretty? She's really old, too.

She's like an old lady. Oh. Oh. Hundred.

There she is. Look at her. Wow. Okay.

She looks orange. The snake dancer. She looks what? Big charmer.

Orange. Less pink. Well, because she's shed part of her thing. No, she's just, you know, her spring colors.

She has a checkered past or a checkered bottom. Does it feel good? I think snakes feel good. Better than a violet one.

They hug you and they caress your muscle. It depends on your point of view, I guess. If you're not going to cough, hold your microphone up to her. Slytherin.

Better than a violet. Better than a violet one? Yeah. Yes.

I'm more pleasurable, more sensuous. Okay. Most sensuous I'll go for, but pleasurable. It always wraps itself around the girls like titties.

It always. I can pop a violet one somewhere very special. Evie loves a lot of guys, too. You can feel its muscles go over.

You know, it feels awesome. I can move the violet one like that, also. No, you can't. Yeah, I can.

I'll show you. Well, you can, but it's alive. I mean, it's just a, it's a reptile feeling. You know, put you in touch with your reptile brain.

What we're doing here is we have a reptile wrapping. I have a question for you, Dr. Suzy. Instincts. Dr. Suzy, I have a question.

Yes, Master D, what is your question? Last week, when you had 40 girls on your bed, how did you feel? Fun.

Those weren't all girls. Yeah, actually, that's true. They weren't all girls. They're half girls.

There were some half girls there. Only one of them was a girl. Oh, yes. And then there were some all, there were actually some.

We never had Maffrodite also on there. And then there were, there was, uh, swords. Swords? Being swallowed of different sorts.

All kinds of swords. Yes, exactly. Actually, car axels, yeah. No, I had a great birthday.

I want to thank everybody at the Speakeasy in Bonoboville for making it a wonderful birthday. Thank you, Tasia. Thank you, Max.

Thank you. Thank you, Nori and Holland. Thank you for having a birthday. And, uh, Ivy and Justine.

Do we forget anybody? And, um, Andre, and Andreas. And Andreas. And, uh, Master Liam.

Master Liam. And Mar. Mar. Mar.

And, uh, who else? Who really retarded this story. If your birthday's coming up, give us a call. We do birthdays here.

I'll pop out of a cake for you. You'll have, like, seven hot bitches and, like, three, like, trannies and one hermaphrodite on you. Yeah, up.

Now, the hermaphrodite has not presented her papers or her penis at Pussy. Now, we have to confirm that. We're not like that other show, or what's his name?

Drew, he doesn't even confirm it. Drew, he didn't even check her. No, no. He said, like, you know, pull up your thing.

He's not really talking. Pull out your thing. Well, Acha is definitely doing the snake charming routine. Okay, so.

Do you want a burlesque dance with us? Yeah, are you going to do a dance? Yeah. Yeah?

Okay. Okay. So, can we get some music? What's the music?

Charlie's show. Oh, I'll dress you up. Let's go to my room. Okay, okay.

So here we go. I've got the snake. They're going to get dressed. Do it within two minutes, Teja.

Two-minute dress. Two-minute dress up. Okay. Oh, dress up.

Two minutes. Yeah, I should go there with them. Do you want to dress up, Lon? I mean, we could, we have to make this equal.

You want to dress up? Like, dress down. We should, do you want to play with my snake? We do need to make this equal.

Okay. We need to put her in a hot bath. I know. Yeah, she is kind of a little bit like that.

But she's very lively. You want to play with the snake? There you go. I like the color they turn right after they shed.

Yeah, they're pretty. They're very beautiful. What's going on? Have you, don't eat my snake.

I won't. Okay. What are you doing to the snake? Playing the side liquor.

Is this a sexual thing? It could be. Have you ever had a snake in your arms? A couple times.

Yeah, okay. Very cute. Very cute. How does it feel?

Very potter. Excellent. Little bit like bondage. Would you be starting to talk in the snake?

Oh, the snake talk. The snake talk. No, that was good. That was great.

Yeah, excellent. Perfect. He's going for it. Very good.

That's good. Very good. She goes for heat. She seeks the heat.

She's a heat seeking reptile. Excellent. Heat seeking. She sounds like a missile of some sort.

All right. So has it transformed you or what? No. I'm still drunk.

Okay. Well, I guess you have to give me the snake back. Now snake removal. Here we go.

Here we go. All right. There she is. Excellent.

Very nice. She's in the garden of Eden. Hooray for Evie. Nice girl.

Okay. Very good. Okay. Now you host the show.

I'm going to put this pot back. Okay. Go ahead. You're on.

Snake's evil. Do I play strip? What do I do? You can ask questions.

Yeah, you could. You're going to ask questions of any of us. I'll be happy to answer any questions you have. Okay.

You can also sing. Yes. Tell jokes. This is your big break in Hollywood.

Don't blow it. Yeah. That's it. Here we go.

I know. I'm on the spot. That's it. I'm not sure we can form.

What else do you do? I'm a fashion photographer. A fashion photographer. So here we are.

Living the dream. Yeah. So here we are. We're fashionistas here.

Very fashionable, right? Look at us. And now you're the one getting your photograph taken. Do you have a company?

I do. I am. What is the name of the company? I have a company.

I'm self-employed. It's a greener grass photography. As long as in grass. So greener grass photography.

Greener grass, did you say? Greener grass. Because the grass is always greener. Exactly.

Where his photographs are. Oh, I thought he was talking about marijuana. Yeah, yeah. Ah.

Shit, man. Shit. Greener grass. No.

I used to be a theater kid way back when. And I haven't performed in a while. So here we are. Yeah.

Okay. Well, there you are. This is certainly a counterpoint. Wow.

And that's it? That's a week ago. Oh. That's, that's.

I have already packed your Violet Wand up. Show's not over yet. Oh, the Violet Wand. It is packed up in that last point.

I'm just waiting for the dance off. Challenges up there. Yeah, you're, this is kind of like the cat skills. And you know, we have the burlesque act coming in.

And now this is supposed to be the comedy routine. Oh. Right. But.

Memo, not. Fast. That's, well. Well, this is funny.

This is really funny. No, no, no. It's actually kind of funny. Because it's so awkward.

It's really hilarious. How awkward can I be right now? I'm going to suck on my big, great foe. Yeah, you suck on your thing.

Okay. Laugh again like that. That's very good. That's good.

Great, huh? You like that? And he's got the part. He's laughing.

Good laugh. There's nothing, any attention to you, Max. I know. Okay.

If you like his laugh, clap. Now I said clap. I know. His hands are busy.

Okay. But let's give some applause to Lon for being a good sport. Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. Wow. I've been a good sport. We've bubbled around because we don't have any guests tonight.

I could read you these texts. They're quite hysterical, but. Yes. They're all the way.

Yeah. Yeah, you should read them. They're all the way. Wait, wait.

Let's read the text for the, what's going on? Let's get an update here. We are almost there, dude. Dude.

Okay. Well, the show ends in 10 minutes. Oh, uh, is there an after party? Oh, there are those kind of party girls.

No. No. Well, we're trying. We got lost.

Well, I sent you the address twice. We do apologize. We are lost. We are in traffic.

Are you lost or you're in traffic? We are lost. And in traffic. So yes.

They're lost in traffic and. Almost here. Almost here for the last hour. The show is pretty much almost over.

Almost over, yes. But where's our burlesque dance? We're going to end with our burlesque dance. If you've just tuned in, that, those are messages from our guests that aren't here

because they're in traffic and somewhere. And somehow they're lost, but they're almost here. Traffic, lost in traffic. But I'm sure they'll be apologizing to you after the show.

I'm sure it will take a very, very intense apology. Yes. Massive beating. I think they need.

It's not a sorry. It's an apology. Yes. Well, I just want my apology and the bars shot.

I'm sorry. Well, they will just have to get on bended knees. This is really exciting. I'd like this.

This is thrilling. I do. I like this. Especially because it's a five-hour episode.

Not as thrilling as the Sibian ride. Right. Not as thrilling as that. No.

All right. So, I mean, to my guests. I got new diapers today. Oh, that's thrilling in itself.

Yeah, I didn't. And now I have baby diapers. I wear baby diapers. I take baby aspirin.

This is my husband. Now I need a mommy to feed me. I'm not doing that role. Yeah.

I've seen some really incredibly insane diaper fetish stuff from Germany. Really? I saw somebody write it today. That's a whole fetish in itself, right there.

I wanted to get... They think baby boys who like their mums. I think my husband's starting to get into that, huh? Yeah.

I was there to have all these different diapers and everything. Yeah? Yeah. That's exactly how they talk also.

Yeah, you could... Yeah, but you have to... You wind up talking baby talk after a while because you're in a diaper. You could wrap it around yourself and things.

And also they're very absorbent. Oh, yeah. And they feel so cozy. Yes, they're very cozy.

So you don't know whether you've pitched in your pants or not. No. Because they're so cozy. So, so cozy.

Okay. Where are my Perleskers? Somebody knock on their door. Yep.

Are they here? No. They're coming. Here they come.

Okay. Here they come. Here they come. At least I'm in bed.

Oh my goodness. There you go. Let's clap for this. Woohoo!

Is this the Balaise Square? Holy square. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

It's the non-traditional Balaise Square. Yeah, it's where it works. Oh, yeah. Nice booty.

Do we want music? Here she is. Adja. All the way from Santa Cruz.

And she's in her cute lacy panties and corset. And should we have some music? Some Berlesque music? Do we have Berlesque music?

Let's give it. Yes, that's not Berlesque music. That is an epic fail right there. Yeah, right there.

This is more like the bondage music or something. Bondage music? I doubt it. All right, all right.

All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right, all right. Sounds like Jackie Gleason.

Jackie Gleason. Yeah. It's like Cabaret. I'm going to give you a couple of minutes to practice.

Let's go to Chicago, the musical. Really? Practice? Yeah.

This is about something from Chicago. We are, we are here. The applicants are enjoying each other, I can tell. Anything?

That's good. All right. So, and we can't find any stripper music, huh? I mean, Berlesque music.

Oh, Berlesque, the movie Berlesque. Just put something on from Christina Aguilera. But let's bring her here in front of the stage here. That works.

I promise my schoolgirl party will be much more lively. What does it say? Dowsha, not pass. If it's half as lively as my birthday party, it will be amazing.

Double. Get the lady a chair. Get the lady a chair. And everyone must wear outfits.

What does the title say? I'm going to be a school teacher. Oh, good. Let's say Dowsha.

You'll be a school judge. All right, guys. Well, that's what school teachers do. Yes, you will be judged.

And we give marks. Yes. Bad marks. Bad marks and good marks.

Have you guys ever seen an ass? What are you looking at? Give the teacher an apple. Okay.

Do we have a chair? Oh, there we go. Oh, whoa. It's a chair.

We're getting a chair. Is this exit stage? I don't know how you're going to beat this show here. This is quite a show.

Yeah. Okay. What's going on now here? Okay.

About a minute. Nope. Not yet. Okay.

Our orchestra is, uh, they're not all here yet. Play anything. I'll dance. Here they come.

Here comes the orchestra. Okay. Here we go. Yeah.

Odd job, brothers and sisters. Here she is on the Dr. Sue The Block Show. Is this burlesque music? Yes.

Don't tell her. What? What? No, no, no, no, no, no.

She's dancing. She's got to work with it. Epic fail, yes. Work with it.

Don't interrupt it. This is a terrible song. Yeah. No, this is fine.

This is not burlesque. This is terrible. What kind of music is this? You've failed again.

Go to Christina Aguilera and put on one of her songs. Go to Mulan Rouge. Mulan Rouge. Go to, yeah, Mulan Rouge.

Chicago, the musical. That's a good one, too. Okay. All right.

Okay, just going to ride the Sibian. There we go. I think applicant number two is trying to impress. Applicant number one.

Just back from Vietnam. There you go. Here he is. I know that's how I just haven't given them names.

They're just out there to me. Excellent. Excellent. A, applicant B.

A, applicant B. Can you please not make any noise? Nothing. Do not make any noise.

Tejas buzzing. No noise. Quiet Tejas. No.

Absolutely. Bakes are noises. That's it. That's it.

That's it. There you go. Yes. Just keep that face.

Very German. No, I'm just trying to get her to do that. Stoic. Stoic.

Where's the microphone? Just in case she makes a noise. She's sitting on it. The microphone is on.

No, there it is. No, that's a butt plug. Okay, you can hold the mic. Oh, this is hard for you, isn't it?

And you hear the sounds of silence. What was that? Who's fucking the sheep in the back? And this is...

I love this gizmo you've got here. It's very utilitarian, isn't it? Yes. What happened?

Where's the music? We don't need music. We've got the sounds of Tejas. No, we do need music.

We're the sounds of Tejas. A burlesque dancer. Applicants, too, is waiting for her burlesque dance. Ribbit.

Mr. DJ, have you found something? Or are we sticking to sad elevator every time we're home? She was doing great. Now she's leaving.

Don't let her go. Okay. Here we go. Burlesque.

Excellent. I could dance to this. This gets my thing going. Bravo.

Here we go. Yeah. You danced to this before. Oh, yeah.

You getting this, boys? This is only part A of your interview. Part B is a little bit harder. His lips caress your skin.

It's moment I can't. The artist Burlesque is in a really strange, creamy movie. It's just like a really weird movie. You've got like 40 photographers around.

We've got Nelson writing a sit-in. Dr. Block on the bed. You've got weird cabaret music. Applicants.

Quite a show for nothing. That's amazing, isn't it? We're CVC. All we need is like walking Minotaur in the background and we'll be fine.

Don't anybody panic. Okay, here we come. You're definitely sweating on that thing. This is emotion.

And what did I say? Okay, now you can make a sound. Oh, Sibian. And you can order it at DrSusanBlock.com slash Sibian.

Okay, so we've had one song. Let's hear it for Sister Asia. Adria, Adria, Adria. Applicants too.

Congratulations. And the opening act. Applicant one. Applicant one.

I think everyone has performed. Applicant one or applicant two. By the way guys, this is how we get our talent. We run the ad, get them up here and they perform.

Excellent. I think this is our new way to interview people now. Yeah, that's good. We don't have a job here.

Put them on the show. What job? We're just trying to give you a break and show business. Yeah, what job?

We don't have a job. There's no job here. We just didn't have guests tonight. Yeah, so we put you on the show.

And you're really too much emotion there. Really too much. All right, you're going to come because the show's got to end. Yep.

Yeah, explode already for God's sake. The girls are lost in the parking lot. Too much pressure. They're lost in the...

We're traveling from... Traveling. No, we're busy. What is it?

We're trying. We got lost. Now this girl started to play. The one who didn't make a noise.

Now no one can make a noise on The Sibian anymore. It's cursed. It's cursed. That's a record.

That's a record. The Sibian challenge. There will be no noise. There will be nothing.

Don't bite your tongue. That'll guarantee there's no noise. Absolutely. Take this tongue starts to pull out of her mouth.

We're breaking down here. Silence is golden. Okay, here she is. The producer whose guest didn't show up.

Thanks a lot, guests. Now I have to do all the work. Now I have to match the... No, the punishment should be turning it off before she comes.

That's the... Yeah. That would be that awful punishment right there. We're going to have an after party with them.

Yeah. That's the punishment. That's you, Master Dan. Throw them on that Sibian.

No coming for you. Actually, we'll put them on the stool and shake it. How about that, huh? Does the tongue always move like that?

Is it really necessary? I think so. I think she's going to have one of those quiet organisms. I'm done.

It'll be like, I already did it. I just came. I've done it. And I'm done.

All right. All right. She's done. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's give her a hand. She had a quiet organism. Woo!

One of those shows. It's like... Yeah. It's...

Isn't this a fun show listeners? It's great. This is really good. Yeah.

It's more fun than fun or other shows. It's fun. Fun or other shows. All right.

I think we're about done. We're over. We're over. I think I'm ready for it.

We're about done. After I finish on the Sibian, I'll be right there. Oh, yeah. Are you going to ride a Sibian now?

Yeah. Right with... No, no. That's a bladder buster.

Let me tell you something. You know, ball busters? That's a bladder buster. Okay.

So I don't even have any guests. That was fabulous. No, that was great. Here we are.

That was great. Not even standing guests. Octavian. Hey, make love to yourself.

Make love to someone else. Make love. Yeah. Make love.

All right. Now we're all going to the bar to get drunk. Anybody... All right.

That's what we're doing. Off to the bar to get drunk. Sorry, we're lost. We're lost.

Lost. Okay. We're in traffic. Well, brothers and sisters.

We're in traffic. They're lost. We're busy. Tell them not to come.

I did. No, no. Don't tell them not to come. No, no.

They should come. They should come and... They should come. Cry on you.

Maybe hug you and say, Oh, sorry. Yeah. They're going to hug us.

I don't want them to hug us. They're going to get hugged. Hugged. I need a hug.

You do. I'll give you a hug. And there's two of them, so you get two hugs. And like in France, you will kiss on four times,

two times on each cheek. No, in Toulouse, France, you kiss somebody twice on each cheek. Really? Unlike the rest of France, where you only kiss them once on each cheek.

You know about that, right? Anybody know about that? Yeah. I do now.

And Toulouse is the pink city. All the buildings are pink. They have to be pink. But at sunset, the city is fabulous.

It's in the pink. All right. Make like the noboes, not beboons. Make love, not war.

Especially if you're in traffic. Or if you're lost. What do you got here? Stay lost.

Lost in traffic. Lost in traffic. Lost in traffic. Stay in traffic, stay lost.

Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I love you. We love you.

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