XXXmas Bacchanal 2018: Jingle Bell Orgasms to “O Holy Night,” Baby Jesus Buttplug & Honoring Int

Full transcript of XXXmas Bacchanal 2018: Jingle Bell Orgasms to “O Holy Night,” Baby Jesus Buttplug & Honoring Int on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, sexy Santas and kinky angels and randy reindeers, whoo, naughty little devils, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus. Where's the baby Jesus? Here, the baby Jesus butt plug. Some of us are

children of the baby Jesus butt plug, but maybe not, you know. There's also the Buddha and the Jesus jackhammer, you know, many possibilities, including Allah, Buddha, Brahma and Oni. Baby Jesus, we don't know what we're children of, but we do know that we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an

amen? Amen. I want to welcome you to the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way here in the womb room of the Bonoboville Dr. Susan Block show Cathedral. And I want to wish you a merry Xmas and a merry, merry, merry triple Xmas. Yes, indeed. There's a reason it is the season for that X. Over 2000 years before Christmas, Christmas, Mesopotamia's Winter Carnival featured

mummer-style parades with floats carrying triple X scenes of sex with a triple X among the gods and the goddesses. And yes, the Greek Winter Festival. Let's have a shot, a picture from the father-populist son of God. Yes, indeed. With a human mother, another baby who worked miracles and made wine and loved the sex workers like Jesus and was resurrected after death and his

name is Dionysus. How about that? Then there's Elvis. He's also Jesus. He must be a recurring thing. Yes. And yes, the Roman Saturnalia. There we go. There's a little picture. Featured the first Christmas carols, truly Xmas carols, X-rated as the carolers would sing in the nude as old father time and older thinner. Kind of kinkier, Santa, really. He would chortle,

yo, yo, yo, I.O. and you know, yo, yo, yo. Eventually, ho, ho, ho. And ho, ho, ho. Absolutely. We think there's a war on Christmas. There's a war on Saturnalia, really. I mean, let's bring it back. It's really winter solstice, sunbirth day when the sun being at its lowest is born again a good time for holiday sex, but more than just a personal way to keep warm.

It's an aesthetic communal coming together, celebrating the erotic fecundity of life. Yes, indeed. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-women? A-women. Life, red, hot, hope, and evergreen desire and sparkling joy to the world in the dead of cold and dark and you know, naturally kind of colorless winter. And part of that joy is this miraculous divine birth, right? Right

inside of Bakanal is the word anal. Bakanal. Bring back that anal. Bring back that anal. That's right, that's right. And this miraculous divine birth, it's funny, but it's beautiful. And yes, the nativity, I know I have a funny one with dildos and stuff. You know, the dildonic, divine interventions nativity, the Buddha is lying down, but he's one of the kings. And of course Jesus is here

and Bill Clinton and a nun is representing Mary. And they all, you know, can be used as sex toys. So when you put the Jesus butt plug inside of you, you can say, Jesus is in me now. Hallelujah. And yes, on a more serious note, Mother Mary, Jesus, Joseph, what were they? Are they? Because they never die. They're refugees. Yes, indeed. Don't forget to hate refugees as you set up

a nativity scene celebrating a Middle Eastern couple desperately looking for shelter. All of you people, you Trumpers, maybe not all of you Trumpers, some of you are doing the Adderall, yeah baby. Just like your fearless leader. What about the smocking? A comedian came out with, he, the smocking, smoking? Smocking? I know about the Adderall. He said something about a

smocking gun instead of a smoking gun. Well, okay. But Adderall, that's what's, you know, the nose, the sniffing, it gives it away. But anyway, the caravan, come on guys, Jesus, Mary and Joseph are in that caravan. It's not even a could be. They are in that caravan. I mean, if you believe in the Bible, which of course Bible something racist obviously don't,

you know, attacking this caravan with tear gas and concentration camps and not seeing that within the caravan is Jesus, Mary, Joseph, a seven year old Guatemalan girl named Jesus. No, named Jacqueline. She died the other day of dehydration and septic shock in the custody of the Border Patrol. And I relate personally to this because I almost died of septic shock

a few years ago, you two. And the doctors at USC saved my life because I got there in time. I am so grateful it, you know, that which doesn't kill you. It's a beautiful thing. But if it does kill you, well, that's it. It's a tragedy, especially with a seven-year-old girl, you know, from one of these Native American villages in Guatemala. And yeah, I mean,

I'm sure, pretty sure they didn't mean to kill her, not blaming them. It's just, there is no bright side to this border enforcement. Fighting septic shock is about time and about care. And that's what we need for the new Jesuses coming in. And it's tough in the new America, which is just like the old America, murderous, greedy, racist, sexist, and cruel to children, any one of whom could be Jesus.

Yep, that's America. So, you know, that's why we're here, trying to spread the bonobo way of peace through pleasure, make love not war, female empowerment, and male well-being. That's right. And yeah, taking care of the children, all the children, not just your children, you know, I think humanity went downhill when we started figuring out who was the daddy.

We think all the guys should take care of all the children, just like bonobos do. But anyway, they're all Jesus. Enough about children. This show isn't even for children. This show is for people who use baby Jesus. So, I wouldn't be surprised if some children have been made on here. No, no. I know. There are children that watch the show, and I'm very careful to be a good teacher,

because sex education is important. And Lord and Lady knows that they don't learn it at all in our schools. And they learn it less than ever. They've got these promise balls, and they're kind of crazy with the fathers and the daughters being kind of, I don't know. We walked into Hustler earlier, and a few children walked in behind us.

We were like, what the? Hustler. Well, I'm glad it wasn't here. We're more careful than Hustler. Certainly. We vet our attendees. Anyway, before I introduce my fabulous guest so that you find out who's in my womb room, I just want to also, besides saying, Merry Christmas, Merry Triple Xmas,

Happy International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, which is, you know, this weekend. What are we? What is the applause here? Can I get an Amen from you, John? Can I get an A-Women? A-Women.

From you, James. Yeah, you know, I mean, we women, we would buy more sex if we had more money. I tell you, I don't think it's something natural that women don't pay for sex that much. I think bonobo women, bonobo females do, because they got the coconuts or the bananas or whatever the currency is.

So anyway, December 17th is the actual date, which if you're watching us live on the 50th Saturday night of 2018, then, yeah, that's Monday. But it's Saturday night in Bonoboville, and it was organized, by the way, in 2003 this holiday, which I'll just call Sex Workers Day, by our friend Annie Sprinkle, Max.

Hello. Did you know our friend Annie Sprinkle organized this holiday? Thanks, Annie. Sex Workers Day. Thank you.

All right. Anyway, Max was Annie's first publisher. And it is in memory of some 50 victims of Seattle's green river killer, including many sex workers. So stop the war on whores!

Okay. All right. So anyway, good evening, Captain Max. Merry Christmas.

Good evening, Doctor. Happy Winter Solstice. Happy Sex Workers Day. And, yeah.

So I'm going to introduce my guests, but do you want to say anything about Sex Workers Day? Yeah, of course. I knew that Annie did that. Yeah. And I did publish her first, her own magazine.

It was called Annie Sprinkle Hot Shit. Hot Shit. Isn't that a catchy title? In that magazine, there were polaroids of undercover officers that she gave a happy ending to. Yes.

And so just as we were ready to take it back to New York, we were rated by 25% of the Rhode Island state police. And they took away all our whips and all that stuff there and handcuffs. And there were eight of us and they put us all away and held us there. And, yeah, so then I became a fugitive.

Oh, my goodness. So... You're a leader. Yeah.

Well, you survived. I did survive. That's right. You've been resurrected just like Jesus.

And actually, you're a descendant of Jesus if you go by the whole Da Vinci Code thing. But we'll talk about that later when we're really stoned. Okay. So in the meantime, I want to introduce my fabulous guest.

Right over here is the Christmas Angel. I'm going to... Can we get my stockings and Trump upside down? Jeffrey Valence, art piece, diaper thing.

Gone with... Trump gone. Trump be gone. Well, no.

We have a Trump here. And he's actually the Trumpus. And, you know, like Krampus. So Krampus is like the evil Santa, bad Santa.

And Trump is kind of like that. And we have him gagged with a Christmas ornament, a green one. Because, you know... There he is.

And, yeah, it's kind of exciting that maybe he won't be here all, you know, in the White House next Christmas. I don't know. I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful.

Flipping. Everybody's flippin'. Flippin'. That's the new dance in the Trump crime family.

We should have a dance like that. Yeah. The National Enquirer's flippin'. The Lawyer's flippin'.

Russia's flippin'. Yeah, that's right. Everybody's flippin'. Putin's flippin'.

That's right. He's lettin'. Marina Boutina just become the star in the next great spy movie. And he says, go ahead, honey.

Yammer all you want. So, everybody's yammering. And, you know, we'll find out what's going to happen. But I have hope.

Red-hot hope. And evergreen horniness. Right, you know? And I'm excited that there's...

At least they're talking about cuckolding because Manafort is a cuckold. But a bad one. Very bad. He's a non-consensual cuckold.

His wife doesn't like it supposedly, according to the daughters. But then again, maybe the wife didn't tell the truth to the daughters because... I don't know. It's not like mothers always tell the truth about sex to their kids, right?

Right. You're a mother. I do tell the truth about sex. You do.

But you are an activist. I am. Yeah. It's a lot more than the average workload.

And she is the Susie Award winner for 2017 of Most Well-Rounded Kingster. Yes. And you can tell by the presence of the package right there. Yeah, very, very well-rounded.

And I remember... My hat's going to fall off. No. Who's going to bend down and get the...

Oh, thank you, Lilith Lust. There's Lilith Lust got me my cane so that I can grab you. Pull you close to me. I have a mistletoe around my hat.

So I get to kiss all the time with the mistletoe. Woo-hoo! So, Lilith Lust, welcome back. Aren't you in Fishnet Regalia for the holiday?

Yay. Thank you for having me back. Of course. Yeah.

Actually, I've been taking off for a few months and reinventing myself. All right. Well, I've got lots of new things to show the public. Resurrection here is the theme.

Right. My fans are going to love it. I'm pierced and tatted. I'm reinventing myself at the moment.

Wow. Well, I hope we're going to see some of those reinventions in the course of the Bacchanal. Why not? Okay.

You can see it tonight. That's what I mean. Tonight is the Bacchanal. Yeah.

That's why. It's a Bacchanal. Right. Right.

Okay. And we are watering our caravan here, which is more than I can say. I have my water actually over here. And we use jars because we used to use paper cups.

We are trying to be a little bit more eco-conscious. It's so pathetic what we do when you consider that plastic is just killing all these fish, that they're just swallowing it. But you have to try.

You have to start somewhere. So we try with jars. Anyway, here is my old pal, the Christmas elf himself, Ron Jeremy. We have to put a Santa hat on you, I think, with that beard.

I think, Rhiannon, you pick a Santa hat to put on. Ron, he needs a Santa hat. Want me to do a couple of... Susan.

Yeah. I always serenade her. I tell her. Other guys would hang out with her.

I serenade her. You serenade me. Want some Christmas carols? Yeah.

You know that they sang them in the nude when they did them in the ancient Rome. Also, wasn't it Jews who invented Christmas carols, believe it or not? I bring Berlin. I could believe.

Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, that's true. The majority of Christmas carols were white Christmas, he said,

which now I'm thinking is kind of racist. You know, the whole white Christmas thing. Jingle bells. I think there's nothing offensive in that.

Do you have bells? I do have bells. Shake those bells, girl. You got to keep up the jingle bells or it doesn't make sense.

You're just great Christmas panties here. All right. And the bells, where are the bells? Oh, here are the bells.

Are they... Is that what's ringing? Yeah. That's what's ringing.

Oh, okay. But there's also something else ringing, right? The phone. No.

Oh. The sound of the phone. There's a harmonic. I think somebody played something on one of our sound effects.

I think I heard a little tick. There it is again. All right. Well, that's nice.

What does it matter? It's all deep fake anyway. We don't know what's real anymore, although that's Ron Jeremy. I know that.

I appreciate being used as a reference. All right. Welcome back home. This is what reality is.

It's good. Now, I just want to say before we move around, and I kind of identify everybody else, welcome back. I haven't seen you speaking of sex workers since our mutual friend Dennis Hoff, who was,

of course, the biggest pimp in the world. He had seven brothels. One was in area 51. So he had the girls go up as little Martians.

Aliens. Little beads on her head. Aliens sex. He had a gas station.

He had a convenience store. A restaurant, strip club, and seven brothels. Wow. He won the assembly.

He did. First he ran. He even did. I didn't say it actually.

He passed away. He is the late Dennis. I discovered the body. I heard different stories actually.

One I heard was he was fucking one of the new bunnies. And then after, you know, I guess he had the big death, not just the little one. But I also heard that somebody else, I don't know. But I also heard that you found him.

So you know you found him. Yeah. I'd walking him up before. We've been all over the world.

I go, Dennis, come on. Get out of bed. I pull the sheet on him. I go, oh, I got to look at that dick room for God's sakes.

Oh, my God. And then we go together to the event. This event was he was going to be giving a speech at an old folks home. That's why he was on his way.

So I said he never sleeps this late. So I'm trying to wake him up and I'm shaking. Nothing's happening. So the girl that was hanging out with him, I said, you just keep on rubbing.

I might go and get help. And I went and got help. The desk lady heard mom's a nurse. So they came over.

They called the ambulance. I've seen him before. But this time his skin was cold. It was hard to move him.

And his eyes were like half masked saying this is really bizarre. He said right before that, best day of my life. He had a birthday party, took her Carlson, you know, cold and came out. Yeah, that was why I wasn't there, though, I have to say.

I mean, he invites me every year to his birthday parties. And sometimes Max and I and some of our Bonobo villains have gone and had a wonderful time a few times. You've been there.

And we just he's a great guy. Great host. He is. He's a great was is was who knows, but he is no longer on earth in reality.

So 80% 80% sweet. But I couldn't get with the support of, you know, Sheriff Joe, I guess. I mean, yeah, I mean, I know why he did it, but I just I didn't want to be part of that. And so anyway, but he he's I certainly have to respect that he won the assembly.

The assembly. 80% he swept it. But the thing that's really fucked up is now it's not as though, like, for instance, he would have probably said, I like Ron Jeremy to serve in my stead.

But instead, that means the staff, the staff right here. Yeah. Or, you know, somebody liked. But no, it'll be somebody, the Republican Party of Nevada chooses.

And then it's what Republican, you know, yes, he was. He was Republican. So they'll choose the guy that he beat in the primary probably. And he'll continue.

So that's kind of sad. That's very sad. And it is. Bizarre.

Yeah, kind of bizarre. It was his birthday and it was also his, his big inauguration. Yes. And he was selling books.

And you got to be careful. A lot of guys die on their birthday. I think Thomas Jefferson and some other person, maybe Madison or one of them that they, or they died on the declaration of independence.

Maybe it was they died on the 4th of July or something. You know, a wonderful day for them. The greatest day. And as he said, it was the greatest day of my life.

And he may have had the greatest orgasm of his life. Maybe he had the greatest fudgicle of his life. I heard he ate too many fudgicles. And by the way, he was diabetic.

So maybe that was. He was. Yeah. Some say too much Viagra.

But one thing is for sure, the governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller, the governor, governor of New York, he was with the mistress. And he died right in the saddle. A lot of celebrities.

Nelson Rockefeller. Right. And they hushed up. Yeah.

Where they, you know, they died right in the saddle. Well, you know. And it's pretty, you come and go at the same time. I'm almost tempted to hush it up because, you know, I don't want people to think that just

because they do the little death that they're going to have the big one. You know, it's like not a very good reputation for sex. But I think it's usually, I have to say. That's good.

That's a good line. Not a good reputation. Yeah, you die. I know.

I've always said that that would be like the way I want to die. I want to die that way. I think people need to talk now. So I'm going to introduce everybody.

So anyway, rest in peace, Dennis Hoff. You've had some good parties. And you did a lot for sex workers. Sex workers, I know, had mixed feelings about him.

A lot of them really loved him. And some of them had some complaints. Well, listen, let me give you some credit. He had horseback ride.

He had horseback stables. He had pools, jacuzzi's, weight rooms. He wanted his girls to look like it was a summer camp where he was doing a performing a service.

So he was trying to revolutionize the industry to make it palatable for the girls and that kind of stuff. Yeah. And when we met him, he was an Orange County real estate developer.

And then he sort of inherited from a deal these brothels. And we met him through Al Goldstein, the also late, great Al Goldstein. I met him the same way. At Spago.

Remember Spago? The old one, yeah. Yeah, the old one. Do you want to hear what it sounds like to die on a harmonica?

Yeah. It would sound like this. Oh, God. I wanted to show that I'd share that with you.

Amen and A-Wing. What is your name? What's your name? Oh, we're coming around.

She's laughing at all the jokes. She's a good lapper. All right. So this is Elena Rain, everybody.

She's not only a good lapper, although she is good at that, but she's an incredible singer, songwriter, extraordinaire. And more and more. But how are you doing?

We're doing great. We're doing great. Very Christmas. I feel like I'm at a comedy show.

Happy Sex Workers Day. International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. I think she's a wonderful girl. But you got it.

I was really impressed by your full recital of that. Millennials aren't the only ones that know how to look things up on the Internet. So, OK, we all learn some of us. You're an honorary millennial.

Thank you so much. I've raised a lot of them, not intentionally. But, you know, look at you. I love the way she strips while we're just, you know, chatting.

Is this allowed to be shown on Facebook is what I want to know. Nipples are covered. Nipples are covered. They're covered.

Yeah, those are covered. They can make sure they do not fall off. I'll do my best. I make no guarantees they have a mind of their own.

Can you stand up, though, for a sec? Just look at this outfit. It's amazing. Oh, my God.

You put wonderful meaning to being there with bells on. Whoa. Told Susan I'd be here with bells on. She did.

She did tell me that. Jingle bells and the way you have them, they're almost jingle balls. I mean, really, they're amazing. Let's have a hand for the amazing Rhiannon Arons.

What a Santa's helper you are. You help Santa. You can help me anytime. I'm trying to get on the naughty list.

I got to make the statement. You know that the statement, I'll be there with bells on. I tell you what, she takes it on a whole different level. And I think it's a beautiful thing.

So what do we get if we're on your naughty list? Because I kind of want to stay on that list. Okay. So I should introduce Mother Tink, who is tonight a reindeer.

Stand up and show us your reindeer-ness. Okay. Look at this. Look at this cute reindeer.

Although I hope she takes her dress off eventually. But you look a little like your dog. Yeah. Do that again.

Turn around. The dog follows you. The dog is so... She's a mistress and the dog is a submissive of sorts.

It's a very DS relationship. Yeah, it is. Mother Tink is kind of a switch, but she's definitely dominant with the dog.

No, maybe not. Can you try that again? That was adorable. Can you try spinning?

Let him in the ground. You want him to spin? No, I don't know. Spin.

Look, look at this. You want to spin with me? Look at those shoes. He was spinning with her.

It was a cute... But he knows you caught him doing that, and now he doesn't want to do it. He'll only do it for a treat.

We just got these earlier. You like them? Oh, they're gorgeous. I think Fizzgig likes them too.

He totally rules my world most of the time. Don't worry. Well, okay. So speaking of ruling and hierarchies of sex,

not that you have sex with your daughter. No, that totally does not happen. No, no. It does not happen.

Don't even think about that. All you people that are thinking about that. Don't. Okay.

So now everyone's thinking about that. Okay. So anyways, I have the pleasure of a couple from Threshold, which, if you don't know, is a very venerable organization

that I believe I encountered in the late 1980s. Is that possible? Yes. Get a microphone?

Okay. Can I have a microphone? Need to speak on a microphone. Thank you.

Or I spank you. And since you're a master of something, or someone I don't think you'd like that. So, yes, speak on the microphone.

So this is Miguel. Do we call you master Miguel? No, Miguel is fine. No, Miguel is fine.

Well, you have to call me Dr. Suzy. I will. Okay. Okay.

And now we have... Squid. Squid. Right.

Squid. Squid. And she's squid-y. Why squid?

Just because I was born a squid. You were born a squid. Yeah. I had intensive surgery to pass as a human.

You know, I'm not sure if this is one of those deep, fake things, or an Area 51 thing, or what? Tentacles are the main thing. Or a millennium thing, you know.

All of the above millennial things. I'm totally in love with tentacles. I'm all good with this. Yeah, I have a tentacle somewhere.

Where is my tentacle? I have a tentacle dildo. I've made love to your tentacles. Oh, yes, right behind you, actually.

Miguel, can you see the tentacle? Oh, can I grab it? Yes, grab it. Christmas is a tentacle.

This is a bad dragon. Technical. Technical. Technical.

Tentacle. Tentacle. Dr. Susie, you have five minutes. So here, play with it.

And I have five minutes. It took me so long to introduce everybody. How about that? Cast of thousands.

How about that? Wow. You have to introduce the squid. I did introduce the squid.

And I said that I would have Elena sing before the end of the first segment. And so we are putting that together right now because she's going to sing twice for us once now.

And she's an amazing singer. I don't know. Are you going to do a new song or an old song? We're going to do a new song, actually,

one that I'm releasing next month. So it's not even up on any internet platforms yet. Oh, wow. Excuse me, Dr. Susie, I have a correction.

You have 20 minutes. I have 20 minutes. Okay, well, chill for a moment. We're going to have you sing.

But let me know a little bit more about you guys. Sure. You're a new couple here in Bonoboville. And you're members of Threshold, so you're into BDSM.

Yes, that's correct. And how long have you been into it? Well, I've been in the scene for about six years here in LA, total about 10 years.

What got you into it? You know, what happened, I was partying in Europe. And I was partying with some German people. And I went to this race and whatnot.

And a lot of things were happening at the time. And I didn't know there were kinky stuff going on there. We know floggers and paddles. And I just thought like, this feels like home.

You know? Kinky stuff. And then I got into it. And I realized that I had never had vanilla sex.

Like I always like choking and spanking. And I just thought that was just normal. But you like that, I hope, consensually. It has to be consensual.

It has to be. Okay, good. If it's not consensual, it's abuse. Well, yeah.

To say the least. To say the least. Could be worse. Absolutely.

But, you know, a lot of really bad things are a turn on to people. And so, you know, it's good to find a way to play. You know? With these things.

Yes. And yeah, we're going to have some music in a minute. I hear that coming up. Not yet though.

We're just, okay. So what country are you from? You have a beautiful, sexy accent. Oh, thank you.

I appreciate that. I am from Mexico originally. Oh, okay. So I have the Latino accent.

Welcome. Thank you. And so, Squid, where are you from? I'm from California, but I lived in Texas before I came back.

Texas. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's kind of like another country.

Yeah. Okay. Well, it wasn't boring when Beto, a work almost won the Senate, but unfortunately, porn loving and porn star hating Ted Cruz won.

So, all right. Well, we're glad you're here. What part of Texas? I was in Fort Worth.

I'm from Houston. Okay. I went there briefly. It was flooding, so that was cool.

And you're a switch or you're submissive with Miguel? I'm a switch. Switchy, more like sadomasochistic. I don't really like to dominate people.

I just like to see them in pain. Isn't that nice? You're a top caregiver. And so what kind of, what do you like to do?

Obviously, you like bondage. You're in handcuffs right now. Yeah, I like bondage. I like any type of pain on my butt, spanking.

Spanking, well. Blood. Bad Santa might have to spank you tonight. All right.

And I see you liked my Bad Dragon dildo. It's beautiful. Given to me by Lola Basta Nado, the queen of the New York sexy. Yeah.

Okay. Well, then we have fully introduced everybody. Indeed. Right?

And we've merry Christmas to everybody. And everybody's getting their lubrication here. We don't want any dehydration. We are not the US border patrol.

Bad joke. I know. I couldn't help it. All right.

I know it's bad. I know. I just, I don't know. Yeah.

Gallows humor sometimes when bad things are happening. So, which can get you into trouble. Anyway, that's when music brings you out of it. So, where's your microphone now, Elena?

Is this a song that we should all sit quietly and listen to? Or is it something we should dance to? I think you could dance to it, definitely. We could dance to it.

Okay. I think it's up to everybody's discretion. How about spanking to it? Oh, definitely.

Is it a spankable rhythm? Is that a possibility? That's definitely a possibility. Yeah.

Definitely a possibility. Okay. All right then. And I'm sure Jingle Balling.

Jingle Balling. It could be your tambourine girl. Yeah. Okay.

All right. And I don't know if Ron could play the harmonica with it. Ooh, that might be good. This song could actually very much.

I don't know the song. Well, we're going to kind of improvise our way into it. Is this a new song for Elena? Or an old song?

If you do a song about... Like kinky jazz. I could do it on porpoise. On porpoise?

We'll do kinky jazz. I could know that one. You want to sing a song about kinky dolphins? On porpoise?

Porpoise. On porpoise. Porpoise. Dolphins try to have sex with people.

That's a joke. Okay. Yes. That's enough of the dolphin.

Kinky dolphins. There you go. Speaking of ways to die. And so it begins.

Let me knock you down once more. We'll make love without the paystubs. But I'm never gonna give up. All these trips to California

To the red rocks in Sedona That have got me out to sprang A man who don't care that I'm too young To know rolling stones or Hendrix

Or think classic rock is music So they take me out to screenaxes Just to watch me day Will you smother me with her

Make me forget about the money Will you teach me how to live a life I won't live to regret Open up your eyes

See, I know why you'll make a meters Isn't pretty well But this is really just pretend And it's trips to California

To the red rocks in Sedona That have got me out to sprang A man who don't care that I'm too young To know rolling stones or Hendrix

Or think classic rock is music So they take me out to screenaxes Just to watch me day A sad story

No, oh, oh Chance and Lee For my likey That I gave money from

So California I got over being too young To enjoy instead the music We got drunk and jammed at Hendrix

Cause at least I know I'm any age As a wisdom to appreciate it Woman who is not afraid And on my trip to California

I got to enjoy inside the music We got drunk and jammed at Hendrix Cause at least I know I'm any age As a wisdom to appreciate it

Woman who is not afraid Oh, for the gold Was that an original? A rain of rain!

Was that original? Yeah, it was an original It's an original Oh, yeah, baby

Just for that And that was perfect timing to jiggling that in my face When I said go to the gold Yeah, it was for two of us

Very Alright, so how much time do we have Before I have to take a break Do we have time for...

Oh, okay How many originals do you have? Eight Eighteen

Fifteen Fifteen Fifteen Do I hear twenty?

Well, let's have a demonstration By our couple Yes Alright, yes

Does this involve any nudity Because Facebook Well, it could We could because we like it

We can just turn the Facebook camera on Screw you, Facebook Ron, you're not offended by nudity, are you? I get offended if there isn't any

I saw this one movie that you were in That I just died laughing because I was so surprised because you got Your penis cut off in it

It's called One-Eyed Monster It was on Showtime, it's a funny movie Wasn't that with John Bobbin? Fucking hilarious

No, that's the real life We got guys dick chopped out This one had the girl from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

It was in it Yeah It had Charles Neppier It was actually a union

It was actually a pretty decent party Really? It was a dick that kills people Excellent

Yeah, it was a hilarious movie It goes in the front and drills out the back Yeah, it was great It kills guys, kills girls, yeah

How many horror films have you done Because I also sell you in Poultry Geist Poultry Geist, yeah Was that on Netflix?

It was at the time That's a regular film I've done 200 regular movies Ron has been

He's a little bit like the forest Gump of everything That's a great analogy He's been in a lot of things

Like videos Run, run, run A sexy beast Run, run, run

Too sexy for my skin Run, run And a bunch of He has made good use

A bunch of things He's made good use of his penis Well, but not just his penis True story

Well, and also the mind Also his finger and his tongue I have the world's record for most music videos I'm at 56

56 videos from TV I can label them all if you want to know They'll fall asleep, but I'll... I think we're a good one out

Well, I mean, can we spank to it? I mean, no I only did two videos All right, so we have the spanking

Equipment out And are you going to like do this In the middle of the room Or you want to do it over

Over the knee Shrimp kebabs Over the knee Did the guys that killed Khashoggi have one of these?

Max, is this... Is this chair okay with this? Torture, suitcases I guess it is

Okay, the chair And we have a cute little Plad school girl Skirt on

And very cute buns here That is a great ass Very nice ass It looks like it's already been spanked

Yes Okay, so who's going to hold a microphone In front of our... Well, no, I mean

You can hold it in front of the spanking But I might want to ask him something So, yes Hello

Did you spank her before you Started the show? I did I must confess

Yeah You got me You don't spank her just because she's naughty How could you resist that?

No, it's not a reward You spank her for rewarding And just maintenance The punishment is not spanking

High maintenance We had people on here from high maintenance last week Yeah, loser and Abdullah Now we have a maintenance spanking

Of the lovely squids Hot ass And Miguel One of the board of directors of Threshold

Is giving it a good spanking Turning it Christmas red With your hand, I noticed Not with any of the equipment

Do you want to use a piece of equipment there? Yes, I can use You have all kinds of things I have a lot of things

I would want you to choose a toy That you want me to use Well, how about the big hammer there? That looks like you're going to call something to it

That's serious Kind of I've had my butt punched And it kind of feels good

It feels like a massage, actually Exactly I think that might feel good to somebody Who would want to try that

It makes me think of Thor It's a thuddy toy, isn't it? I'm not a thuddy I'm a stingy

You're a thuddy Not a thuddy Who's a thuddy? Are you a thuddy?

I like it all I'm greedy I'm a greedy bitch You are

Can you reveal your ass And let him bang you? Please You can say no

Right? I don't know about banging But I'll let him hit me with the hammer With the gavel

He's the judge Here come the judge Where should this microphone go? It ain't Kavanaugh

Which end? You're okay You can trust him You haven't been drinking a lot of beer, have you?

Here, I'll have some like it Okay, he's gonna gavel you now I like the little light in your toy bag It's like pulp fiction in there

I like the panties there The little... The dog didn't have rings Yeah, this is great

The dog's like, you're hurting my owner Wow No, the dog is okay with it This is Fitzgib, the party pup

Yeah The dog's leaving Yes, he's not leaving He's wagging his tail, man

There's no need to apologize He's like, why'd you stop? He's so cute This is not the first spanking

This dog has seen, believe me Let's see what else you have in here The dog's like, where's my spanking? Oh, see this is what you use

This is Christmassy, right? Right? Very Christmassy So you use this I guess I don't really have to ask permission

to use this because it feels so good Here we go That's what Cabinelle said Yeah, right

Feels so good And now, what is lighting up in here? What is the light up thing? Oh, you just have lights inside

I thought you had a light up spanker of some sort Kitty cats What is that?

Knives? Oh Not near raw Microphone in front of him

I have something that is knife-ish that is not necessarily knife but it's considered knife play A water burping wheel

Firehead water burping wheel This is fun Wow And are you trying to increase the membership of Threshold?

Should people join? We do encourage people to join But you're not on Twitter so we can't find you there

But we're on Instagram Instagram Okay, find Threshold Alright

We are Education, volunteer run organization As you said before, we've been up

for 36 years So We encourage people to join us We encourage people to come to the dungeon

to visit us to see what we are about We have classes every weekend Okay, great

Well, thank you for the demonstration If I have, do I have more than three minutes left folks? Yeah Yeah

Six, okay So my idea is to have like a Bonoboville Communion

for Christmas with a bunch of people participating Right You like that idea?

Yes You're going to be the chief participator Alright But I would hate to take these off

I would like to drink some of that It's been a long week Right, you should take some So I don't know

Who might like to offer their altar to Rianne Maybe a reindeer Maybe a singer

You? Yes, come here The reindeer hesitated So She doesn't get to play any reindeer games

What? Your altar is your boobs Okay, but you could take the whole dress off Yeah, hold that

Look at this adorable dress Excuse me, but Wow It's strangely more adorable as it's coming off

Look at this, yeah That is a nice dress I mean, what's inside the dress is much nicer It's like stocking

complete stocking outfit Alright Leave your dress on the floor I love the holidays

And wait, where's the microphone Give me a mic, give me a mic Okay And now I can remove these buttons

Oh, wow My altar is exposed Titties Woohoo

And please, no Facebook Facebook, you guys, you want to watch You watch on Dr. Susan Block Dot TV

It's free, okay You can't complain, it's fucking free Okay, fucking free Merry fucking Christmas

Watch it Dr. Susan Block Dot TV Get off of Facebook, get a life, okay Your titties are fabulous

Even your doggy barked Alright And this is a very, very sacred Four minutes, four minutes

And special holiday Okay, does anybody else want to do a communion While we're doing it You guys want to do a communion

I'll join for sure Okay, I don't normally do, but I want to this time Who wants to? You do

I never do, but I want to The reindeer has been begging Reindeer Well, who do you want to do it from?

Who wants me to? Well, I mean I'm sure Ron wouldn't mind But I don't know

Well, my boob has been in his mouth So I'm about to turn around for a play Three minutes The first time I met Ron, my boob was in his mouth

Okay, so we're already getting there Okay, so Here we go We are taking Christmas

Communion right here Rianna knows what to do She is just going for it And you guys

It doesn't have to be the nipples, but it could be And That's usually the altar Although it could be the butt

It could be Harry? Okay And let me get My elixir

Of Sacred Life Love

And Virgin birth No, it doesn't mean You're going to have a baby when you drink this

Don't worry, hopefully I wouldn't mind seeing a baby from these two beautiful ladies Alright, so now You're going to

Let's see the process of the baby Get right between her legs I think we're just going to be doing one Bonoboville Communion

It was my fantasy to have a bunch But you know what Sometimes Can't always get what you want

But you can get what you need And I got what I need I have beautiful Christmas angels Brothers and sisters

Happy Sex workers life Day Sex miss

Happy sex miss One minute Agua Cheers ladies and gentlemen

Feel the pleasure of Bonoboville Take it all in Slide down the road

I love how the dog is sniffing around For some Agua There you go And yay

We got water boarded The Bonobo way On the Dr. Susan Block show For Christmas

Triple X miss Yes, Christ is an X Yes, we sign with an X When we might be

Censored, right? Christ, oh my god Who wants to Play with the Jesus butt blow here

Kiss Oh Kiss that baby The baby Jesus

We're gonna take a little break But we're gonna be right back with more Christmas fun So don't come yet and don't go away We'll be right back

Woo Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way Inspired by my love

For the make love not war Great apes You know, the ones who have a lot of sex In a bonobo sutra of positions

Including face to face But it's not just how bonobos have sex It's how they use sex To prevent murder

And war, really They're the only great apes That have never been seen killing each other They practice what I call

Peace through pleasure With the females gently dominating The very happy, very sexually satisfied Males

Bonobos are special Partly because they just are And partly because they're Very, very close to us

Almost 99% genetically Similar to us When it comes to being human Even being humane

Bonobos can teach us so much Which brings me to us And more specifically to you Is your inner bonobo longing

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And who couldn't use a little bit of that These days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way You'll be glad you did

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Read the bonobo way And learn why this could be the most important Eco-sexual movement of our times And improve your love life

We're listening to Radio Susie 1 On the World Wide Web And now, here she is Dr. Susan Block

Okay, Bonoboville Welcome back To X-Mas

That is Triple X-Mas in Bonoboville And yeah, we're also celebrating

Sex Workers Day No thanks to This John By the name of the Trumpis

And he is America's Oh, no, of course He even tries to pay women that don't Aren't even prostitutes

It's funny They're porn stars But it's a form of sex work, I suppose And

Yeah, we have him gagged with A Christmas ornament A green one And, yeah

The horns of the Trumpis As well as The Mushroom Cart Mario Peepie

Mario Cart Mushroom Peepie Because Much as Sex Work

Is more acceptable now Than ever In fact, nobody cares really That he had sex with

Stormy Daniels or The Playboy What's her name? McDougal Karen McDougal, right

I should remember her name But Stormy for president Woo-hoo! Dump Trump

And Ron worked with One of Stormy's dogs actually, didn't he? Yes, get a microphone So, yeah, so

He signed Trump First, before we talk about Stormy's dog I just want to say Trump, America's most famous

John, signed Cesta Foster Which Hurts

And kills Sex workers Legal sex workers even And certainly consensual sex workers

Even though it purports To stop trafficking It actually does nothing to stop Trafficking

And, yeah, our senate And our house voted it into law And this one Signed it

David Denison Which is the alias he used With Stormy Daniels The Trumpis

And so, we will For tonight's festivities Give him And his

Little mushroom cart pee pee To hit resume on that Yeah, and he's going to resume His relationship

With his daddy Daddy Papa Santa

Bad Santa Putin Krampus Come here

Putin and Krampus, those are the same people No, not really I know, definitely not really I mean Putin, you know

He's a Russian Nationalist Oh, no Well, he stole the election from the blues

Down in Blueville At least they say But hopefully his dick will grow two sizes These days

Take that bathrobe off Oh, no I see Rihanna I'm really enjoying the matching nail polish

Tonail polish, though Did you put tonail polish on? I'm really loving it Yes

Oh, they're having it Oh, they're having it, yes, they are Whoa Yes

You can't see that, Facebook Oh my God I don't know, can you see this? Look at this beauty right here

I think you should get him from behind So that the photographers can see his face Otherwise, we can't tell this is true Oh my God

Turn him around and take him from behind Hey, take him from behind We have sexuality You have to hold him up with one hand

And then grasp the bottom With the other hand so you can fuck His Yeah, there you go

There you go Now you got it going on That's what I'm talking about This is a real Christmas monstrosity

Here Total Christmas Hell is what we're in They say you gotta hold for the company

See, you're getting too excited And his face is gonna come off I think he's lost Don't come yet

I think he's lost face already Yeah, there you go This is what you would get All you need from her play

Oh, wow There's some canning in bowls Is that from Chernobyl that your face turned green? I think I'm getting aroused

Put off the Russian reindeer Radiates into people You know, this is better Than President Trump, though

Yeah, absolutely Oh, say can you see Alright, that's enough Merry Christmas, one and all

So, do you want the story about the Kind of bothered that my Instagram is Chernobyl Butterfly Down Alright

So you want that story? Sorry, I can't get that back to you Ah, you You give it back to me

Bye, Putin I get sloppy seconds The story about Stormy Daniels And her dog

We put each other She worked for me a couple of times I worked for her a couple of times She did a movie called Desert Stormy

Where she and I are supposed to be living in Egypt And then the dog does whatever I do Like mini me, I walk this way The dog walks this way, this has a costume

I wear the same costume That dog is a good dog It wasn't the same dog Dancing with the dog and I go

An Egyptian song, I go I like it That was a highlight for me In the movie

Susan did get mad at me But I did shake Donald Trump's hand Yeah, no, I know

It was a page 4 The New York Post Told us how me and him shook hands Yeah

In fact, they asked me Page 4, New York Post asked me What was it like? Did he have a big hand? I said it was

Fine Donald Trump wrote Into page 4 Because he heard this and he says

I'm not bigger than a small one Or anyone else, I'm just softer I use really good lotion Is it something like that?

Not as bad as Kanye Right? Okay, so Where are we now? Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell

Now, I know that Yes, Max No, I just want to tell Facebook, those are not nipples

Those are not nipples, those are bells Yeah, they're jingle bells They're Christmas ornaments That just makes me think that he can't get to know

She does a great job with the microphone Facebook, are they complaining? No, I just You just said that he said he was softer

They're wondering Well, I don't want them to wonder I tell them what it is Yes, these are, she is a tree

She's a tree A human tree Bots can't tell that's a tree though Yes, it's a very, very human

tree, very special tree Actually, we should Mother nature Get one of these off of you

Because you got Well, you did your Agua thing And so you guys are going to do an Agua thing, I believe

And then you're going to sing And Where does it scoff? There we go

They're all tangled A lot of people have been getting laid here lately A lot of people have been getting laid here lately So that's why there's just only the tangled ones

They should be untangled Staff, can we have these Untangled before the next show? Is that possible?

I'm just so upset that they're tangled Do we have a technician I'll just strap myself to Susan's bed with these This is my job

Who can untangle I can do this Who can untangle all those ladies Which one?

This has become a large production This is a Barbie Weinstein film Look at it There you go

You got one, right away And we also need one For our lovely Songstress

Who provided herself As an altar And are you going to sing again For us?

Let's do that Let's do that Can I get you to do A striptease song?

Yeah Wow, okay Everyone is holding their microphones Very jealously

Hold the lollipop Here are you I can't sing with the lollipop Alright

You're losing your bells Look at that, that's great Alright Bells

Okay, so This is going to be a very special song I've made a request Oh, you did?

A special striptease song I mean, it could be any song Oh, but the striptease is the request So it could be any song

Right, but you know I think we can arrange that Is that okay Facebook? No, Facebook is good

Okay, you're going to take something off? Yeah, soon Not yet It's going to happen

So Facebook, you should go To DrSusanBlock.tv Because she's not wearing pasties Like reality

And here she is though You know her Elena Rain Singer, songwriter

Extraordinaire Live from the little love church Of the bonobo way On DrSusie.tv

Woo-hoo Ow That's a delayed clap It took a while to start it up

And like any sing acapella No, there's a song I think I And here comes the strip

Could you turn the music up a little bit Turn the music up Nice instrumental breaks are always good for stripping Just very slowly

I can't reveal too much too soon That would be unfortunate There would be nothing left to find That's why we call it a tease

Jesus, teases Somebody say Jesus Face contorted, knuckles white Fading founds, but I'm alright

There ain't no love inside Kling into what I'm supposed to find I can't get you off my mind I fall back on my crying

I'm addicted to that soul Hey, we're tied but cut the cord Shout out peace for something more I'm prepared for what's in store

Came to rely on you But you latched onto someone new Tell me what's a girl to do Now I'm married to that soul

Yeah Fuck what you see Pay to spend some time with me But tell me who you're trying to be

Nice on your own To your broken heart you So you'll ever love your soul These days no one gives away love for free

Sorry baby, what's in it for me Pledge of faith to love it Only what we own But when the colors fade

We're left with nothing Gone for broke and don't look back Tell your friends your life's on track But if they're wise they won't believe

Or what you say Yeah, they know you're on that But if they're wise they know you're To your broken heart

You quit the game before you start You'd rather die than fall apart To your broken heart You quit the game before you start

You'd rather die than fall apart So you'll ever love your soul Yeah She's in the Bonobo way

In the womb room in Bonoboville On the Dr. Susan Block show Beautiful, beautiful And she's got her lollipop back in her mouth

So She got me warm Yeah So, so hot

You need to be spanked for talking off the microphone Oh Oh yes, crampus We'll spank

This naughty assistant Dr. Suzy Look in the audience Oh, look who's here, E.Core

Yeah, that's me We stopped spanking you Dr. Suzy, look who else Dr. Suzy

Dr. Suzy Yeah Oh, and Look who else is here

Interrupting my spanking My goodness, the princess of Christmas Danielle Watts Hello, Dr. Suzy

Danielle Watts is the princess of Christmas I just felt like an elf, you know Like a piece I'm ready for spring

Hi everyone Mary, Mary I brought a bunny for some reason You did, yeah

You know It's way too early It's not Easter But you know, it's cool, it's cool

We also have the Jesus Jackhammer Who's more appropriate for Easter So, you know You take your Jesus where you can

You know, I Jesus was a refugee I feel like a refugee from my house You look a little like

Well, I'm bleeding out of my vagina right now So all of this is just overcompensating For the fact that I'm pouring blood From in between my legs

It goes with the holiday Red and green Hey, yeah It kind of looks like a blood flow

So I see it Yeah, look at this outfit though You created this from a bunch of stuff Well, it's not only Christmas

Solstice is coming too So there's like a pagan kind of blood Pagan, it gets well I actually saved it from the trash

At the swap meet Oh, yes Yeah Yeah, it's salvaged

This is very good This is eco-sexual Yeah, it would have gone to the trash But I put it on

You did Compliment to Jacob It looks so fresh It's nothing at all

Yeah, it's clean No, it's like, you know People take it to sell it And they can't sell it

It smells good It's definitely stuff that was not sold Very nice Hi everybody

You're all so beautiful I'm so happy to be here I'd like to get turned on And I'm sure

That's not hard No, I mean, you know I'm very frigid You know, I'm very like repressed

Elena turns me on Because she's sitting here naked and gorgeous And hopefully she'll take my clothes off She might be able to get her to sing another song

You know, I'm gonna sit down We love her performing Thank you Yeah

It's right here I'm gonna sit down next to this beautiful Naked Rhiann and woman here Yeah

Pop my tits out Pop the tits out I'm a tree The main thing is

Maybe there's a vibrator I could use I promise not to bleed on your bed Well, yeah Okay, no, that's good

I was actually gonna bring out Hi Elena The motor bunny Because Rhiann is wearing jingle bells

You missed her bells Rhiann, could you just give her a demonstration? Oh, that's so beautiful Oh my God

Okay, I'm turned on Yay But when I get turned on, I bleed Wait, this is happening

Are you wearing panties? Yeah, I am I'm wearing double stuffed Double stuffed

Okay I mean, you could always bleed on him Dr. Susie, you have 18 minutes

Okay We got here in time Yeah I'm wearing the underwear you gave me

I don't mind bleeding on him But then you'll never be able to use him again They gave me that underwear You know, maybe you have some

Trump toilet paper I could bleed on Oh, God There's towels And then I could turn it into

You asked And you And I could donate it to the Revolution You received

All right Here we go Oh, and she's wearing her meow pair And then I stuffed another pair of the panties

into bleed on So I'll just stuff the toilet paper This is Danielle Watts' brothers and sisters who's famous mainstream actress

Do you want to help, Brian? Sure, love Just make sure I get it in Of course, baby

This is Brian, AKA Chef I mean, it's not that sexy but I have to take what I have I don't have jingle bells

but I do have blood Thank you Okay Trump is all up in there

I don't know if people realize what's going on here It's kind of kinky It's kind of

Very weird This could be offensive It's normal for us, though I mean it with the most respect, though

I love Donald so much You didn't have to say that I love him Come on

You know You have to love him to bleed on him No, I mean No, you don't

No? No, not at all I mean, I love him and I hate him You know

Okay, thank you Like Love-hate relationship I love him, like my daddy

Yeah You know, maybe what we should do Do you mind if you ride the motor money on the carpet?

Okay, no problem Thank you, Rhian Alright Get out of the way

Then you can sit up here and nurse your period with your toilet paper Ladies and gentlemen

Always use protection Drop toilet paper Yes, we have now got a Comfort her

I'm so happy to be in Bonoboville Thank fucking God Thank goddess Oh, this is the bunny

Yeah, that's from the Yeah Put him in front of the Dildonic nativity scene

I really love your bunny I used to raise bunnies And that bunny is fat You're gonna like this

The bunny has a hole in its stuffing right in the crotch Can we get some help?

We need to stuff a dildo in there then You stick your hand in there It feels good

Help her Help her Thank you This is getting intense

But it's great We're celebrating Merry Christmas Having sex while camping

It's fucking intense Merry triple ex-miss Ex-ex-ex-miss Ex-ex-miss

15 minutes Ex-ex-mister 15 minutes I'm an ex-ex-ex doctor

I know what the outlet is Yeah, an ex-ex-ex But you're still a doctor Okay, so here's the

Hi Okay, are we plugged in yet? No Okay, we're not plugged in yet

Okay, oh, I'm so glad you're here Yeah, my goodness I wasn't sure that The Lord and the lady

would arrive There was so much blood The three kings and the camels

everything The refugees from the caravan are here We must welcome them all

We never know whether Jesus could be amongst them or Ron Jeremy Hello, Ron Jeremy

Pretty much the same thing You missed our hot wax Hanukkah, Ron We would have made you a rabbi but, you know, it's here for Christmas

Yeah, we were talking about you on the way over here, Ron and what a What a

Epic, prolific, awesome, amazing person you are and how you've paved the way for so many people to experience sex in new ways

Prophetic I got credit at Tampa for helping the transsexual industry start They gave me a war to the emcee

who gave it to me I didn't actually do a movie but I created it and I did a, it was called

Sulka's Wedding and Sulka's Daughter That started the whole genre of transsexual porn Everyone else that turned it down

Jamie Gillis didn't want to do it Harry Reems, John Holmes they all didn't want to do it I said I'll do it

because it's a new bunch of people with a new audience, new performers and it worked out great and this post-op of transsexual

said Ron doesn't know this but I know what he did it was really nice it was a few weeks ago in Tampa

Wow That's revolutionary I mean Julie Well we're grateful for you

and that you're here tonight You inspire us Because his friend is not here he died

What? Dennis Hoff the king of the brothels Oh I read that

I read your article Dennis Hoff for sure He discovered him dead I discovered the body

Oh my We're very good friends So we're going to fight the deaths levels here

Oh Holy, holy, holy night Okay so this thing isn't to plug in We need to have it plugged in

Is the A bit necessary? Perhaps What are you plugging in? Well we got to plug in the motor bunny

Well I found it at the swap meet The motor bunny? No she asked what this shimmer was on my face

Oh the shimmer Yeah I'm really loving her highlighter She is the queen of the swap meets You know I'm a real Fezbian

You know I'm a real Fezbian Oh yeah I'm going to turn the team to an L

I'm going to turn the team to an L By the way Danielle and BeLive Are the stars of our new video

Edited by Mar And shot by Abe What are you talking about huh? And Jux

The adult con Oh yeah that's great But no more way of great sex An adult con

It's edited very nicely It's really cool Rayon and I have to say That you on top of that stuffed animal

On top of the motor bunny That's just genius That's exactly what Jacob wanted That's everything I hoped for

When I brought that bunny Okay so I didn't even know Subconsciously

I was just wanting that And now it's here Okay so now it's on Okay there we go

And Rayon is able to ride I don't know if we could do Like everything Maybe is there a song that we could be singing

Jingle Bells Elena Is there Do you be singing a song of some sort

While she's on the motor bunny Okay there's this thing back there Oh holy night The stars are brightly shining

It is the night Of our dearest motor bunny Motor bunny Long lay the world

In the spring The seraphile motor bunny appeared And re-etched with choices For yonder brings

A new and new motor bunny All night Oh yeah Oh holy night

Oh yeah Oh yeah I feel the spirit I like to say I love when the Holy Spirit comes inside me

Well I love when it comes beside me If you really open up Jesus can be in you

Oh Do we really want to get Jesus bloody again? He already had to die on the cross I mean isn't that

Well he forgot his safe word Alright you stay there I think we should have E.Core come up and sing us a song

E.Core I think we have a lot of naughty elves And bad girls And bad boys

I don't know If you really concentrate really hard You'll think you're here to check your lips Hi E.Core

Can we help him off with his shirt? Yes please Oh are they snap buttons? Hold this for a sec

A snap button I'm gonna be too excited to help But I can watch and take his shirt off You need a spank now

Bonoboville Hashtag I feel like Tom Cruise in that Oprah interview Yeah

I'm so in love You're both bisexual Yeah It's sue me for that

And free the nipple Free the nipple Can I free your nipple? Free the nipple

Free the nipple be bad Be a bad girl to free that nipple Be a bad girl Say bad girl

Be a bad girl Be a bad girl Be a bad girl Give me some of that volume

We had a party up here I know what we're gonna feel it I love that it's like church and we repeat the same hymns It's great

Today is hymn She's back Yes in the book of E.Core The book of E.Core

Woof, Chapter 1 Come on, come on Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Come on, come on

Oh yeah, these girls can go Oh yeah Woof, look how she moved that thing On the mother party

Yeah She got me watchin' lightweight stalkin' But in the smooth way she made me say damn Thick like jam, ten-time down piece

Added up silver dollar made me holler What up, though? Just to make my presence known I'm a woof, I roam and I'm in your zone I'm blown by the way she moved that thing

Shake that thing, make it bang The whole room shake from the ass Quake down, baby you got that pop That steal the show, get low

Everybody on the floor, dudes be takin' it Why she shaking it, we got that thing Up, bang She bad, look how she shake that thing

Motor bunny, come on Motor bunny, come on She bad, uh, that girl can go Come on, look how she shake that thing

Look how she move that thing Look how she make it bang Yeah, that girl can go Bang, everybody stop

And look at her, pop That thing, bang Got her ready to spend some dough We up in Bonobos, yeah

And show me love, dub after dub With a freaky lap dance, clap 10s with the mans I don't even know, but this night will show That G, she ill

She said to keep your bills and stack them Hold on real tight, to these stars To ride this thrill, I'm in it for the whole night So give it to me, let me have it, no static

The baddest one in the club, right here, yes sir I ain't lying, I'm buying, she gotta like that She bad, look how she shake that thing Look how she make it

Up, look how she drop it No, come on, yeah, that girl can go Oh, look how she shake that thing Look how she move that thing

Look how she make it come Yeah, go Stop, cause you got me turned By the way you popin' the way you

Pop it got me high, so don't, don't Stop, stop, work that body Work that body, make sure you Don't hurt nobody, cause everybody watching you

Do your thing, shake that thing Make it bang, bang Bang, I'm so mesmerized So hit my ties, by the way

She shake her ass and thighs, gave me a ride So I had to buy four rounds She put it down, but she kept me up all night This chick, she bad, she the bomb

Yeah, she tiny, no mind Uh, I just got laid On that block, show Yeah, uh

That girl can go, dudes be taking it Why she shaking it back that thing Uh, like, she bad Look how she shake that thing

Come on, look how she make it bang Look how she drop it low Yeah, that girl can go, she bad Let me hear y'all say it, she bad

Let me hear y'all say it I can't hear y'all, she bad I can't hear y'all, she bad She shake that thing

She bad Come on, she bad She bad She bad

She bad Have fun, y'all, have fun Have fun, Blossom Ring With Rhiannon Arons on the motor buddy

Jingle Bells Jingle Bell Rock And somehow Green Pugna's here Whoa

Oh, oh yeah May I interrupt this program Interrupt this program Santa We have a gift

Make a delivery to two of our Stars from Splosh and Art Uh-oh

These are stamped originals Oh Stamped approved In a few years you'll be able to retire

Because they have grown so much Yes And also I want to be like fashion And make beautiful books

So this is Our first book You could be like Banksy You're better than Tash and Captain Max

And it's very important because this is the only Book in the world There's no other book No, there comes with ketchup and mustard

So you can start Right away Right So

It's not an Academy Award But it's a great art award Yes Oh

Beautiful How do you get an award? I get an award I feel like I'm getting an award

In fact I'm overflowing with joy I think this is the best Better than an Academy Award

Because this is pushing Our awareness of What pleasure can be In the human experience

Right And also to remember that our forefathers Came up with a term that said The pursuit of happiness

Absolutely Everything aside from that Doesn't matter because if you're not Fucking happy

Where the fuck are you Don't fuck mad Ain't men and ain't women Bananas match my outfit

Yes It comes when I find The man I outfit I know

I want to not save it Show us Share Yeah

Look at that That's a real work of art It was designed by Open up

Show one of your Climicography designed this Oh With the food all over them

You know Pasta Ketchup Yeah

And some Vegan food There was vegan food in there There was salami

There was stuff for vegans Then vegetarians And allergic people Very inclusive

So much fun I love this I love Bonoboville I love this woman who squeezes my ass

Do you know that I'm getting my ass squeezed? And also You guys get a The chimes

Are going to get a nice little ad Did you see it? I sent it to you You haven't seen this one We don't know where they can buy things

We're going to have a two Jacob the chime maker Will be now available in your pleasure shop Coming soon

Pleasure shop His big rods So it will be Tuning up your intimate interactions

That was nice right? That was great For oral sex A-U-R-A

For your oral pleasure What's the name of this beautiful woman Who's squeezing my butt right now Because it's

Oh that is Mother Tink A-K-A

The Randy reindeer Randy reindeer You're really taking me somewhere I haven't been Slay ride of

And be careful Because she's bleeding and you have Oh yeah she's bleeding Be careful

That would be very Christmasy You have five minutes White blood all over your I'm not bleeding like a fountain

But Just the small reindeer Save it we're going to come on Five minutes

Hopefully Trump will catch on Five minutes Is there a five or After party

So for now we just Want to thank all of our Fabulous guests Who just made this

Such a triple X-mas Marvelous sex worker Bacchanal And you know what's inside

Of Bacchanal That's a triple X Oh my god there's a man with a green mask Next to me what is happening

Stanley Ipkis You remember when you were Putin once He's vegan This is now vegan Putin

He's turned green You have three minutes Three minutes Cut it three minutes

We want to say thank you to Ron Jeremy And Danielle Watson Rian and Aaron And Sheffi live

And Putin And mother Tink And Fitzgig the wonder pup And Ikkor the wolf

And Elena Rain Elena Rain And Blossom Green

And Miguel And Squid Of Threshold And Lilith Lust

And of course Our divine interventions Dildos And thank you Ashley Judd

For supporting Bonobos Yay Ashley Judd You're a Christmas Giveaways

Please give to the Bonobos Be like Ashley Judd The great apes of female empowerment And male well-being

And Peace through pleasure So make like Bonobos Not baboons

Make love not war I mean you know It's a Christmas thing Peace on earth

Ah Pleasure for all Yes Pleasure for all

It is a right Just like life and liberty And food and water Which we're all running out of all that

And the pursuit of happiness Pursuit of happiness Pursuit of love Pursuit of sex

It is our right It is a beautiful thing It's necessary for a good and just Society

The cat The cat The meow Pussy to you

Pussy power So make love not war Make love to someone you love Tonight

Even if that someone is You Merry Merry Merry Merry Xmas Xmas Xmas

Merry Christmas Merry triple Xmas Talk with someone about something You can't talk about with anyone else

You can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block Your mistress of the airway But my day job is director

Of the Dr. Susan Block Institute For the erotic arts and sciences Specializing in sex therapy Over the phone

Anytime you need to talk Whether you need serious psychotherapy Or a hot phone sex experience Or a combination

My world renowned telephone sex Therapists are just a phone call away Totally private, absolutely Confidential

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Call us up 213-291-9497 That's 213-291-9497 Anytime you need to talk Tickle, tickle, tickle

Tickle miss, very tickle miss You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web Need to talk with someone About something you can't talk about

With anyone else? You can talk with us. I'm Dr. Susan Block Your mistress of the airwaves But my day job is director

Of the Dr. Susan Block Institute For the erotic arts and sciences Specializing in sex therapy Over the phone

Anytime you need to talk Whether you need serious psychotherapy Or a hot phone sex experience Or a combination

My world-renowned telephone sex therapists Are just a phone call away Totally private, absolutely confidential We listen

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Anytime you need to talk Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block And I've just written a new book Called The Bonobo Way

Inspired by my love For the make love, not war Great apes, you know The ones who have a lot of sex

In a bonobo sutra of positions Including face to face But it's not just how bonobos have sex It's how they use sex

To prevent murder and war Really They're the only great apes That have never been seen killing each other

They practice what I call Peace through pleasure With the females gently dominating The very happy, very sexually satisfied males

Bonobos are special Partly because they just are And partly because they're very, very Close to us

Almost 99% genetically similar to us When it comes to being human Even being humane Bonobos can teach us so much

Which brings me to us And more specifically to you Is your inner bonobo Longing to swing free

Would you like to tap into the hot Natural sex energy Within you that you would So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life

And cope with the pain You know, the pain And have more orgasmic Organic, sustainable sex

Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust And better anger management And who couldn't use a little bit of that

These days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way You'll be glad you did, then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village

For bonobo lovers and friends And one last thing The real bonobos are highly endangered So a portion of all book sales go

To bonobo conservation groups Working to save the wild bonobos from extinction Read the bonobo way And learn why this could be the most

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