Speakeasy Launch & Birthday Bacchanalia

Full transcript of Speakeasy Launch & Birthday Bacchanalia on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, femdoms and sex birds and sex pots, porn stars and presidances. All you children of sex, kitty cats too. Stay away from that pussy, weasel. We are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an A? Women.

Welcome you to the little church of the Nobleville. Boom room, brothers and sisters. Oh yes indeed we are here for the birth of a magazine. And a sexy queen. And a sexy queen. And a sexy queen. And a sexy queen. Yeah. It's my birthday. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters. Some amount of years ago, I'm not going to say what amount

because I don't want to scare you. I was born, I wish I could say I came out of my mother's pussy, but I was born a cesarean. And maybe that's one reason I'm bisexual because I'm always trying to get back into that pussy and try to come out the regular way or something. I don't know, it's all so meaningful. And so special to have you all here tonight.

Thank you so much for gathering around. Yes indeed. All you human animals. All you bonobo sapiens. Oh and then there's a regular kind of an animal. So we actually have Trump here tonight and some Russian hookers. I might be peeing on him. But Stormy Daniels has him in tow on her leash, which is actually his tie.

You've wondered why those eyes are so long. That's why. That is why. And Stormy, if he gets out of hand, the weasel, you can spank him with this Forbes that has a picture of his daughter, which is why he loves it. I'm not going to call her the C word because that's been done. Well, actually a cunt is a compliment. To be a cunt, you know, feckless maybe not.

But you know, I consider all kinds of things compliments that other people don't. Like comparing people to apes. I love to be compared to apes. Bonobos especially, but you know, orangutans. I in fact think it's a compliment to Trump to compare him to an orangutan.

It's an insult to the orangutans. So back to my show. Yeah. OK, I've got a gathering here for my birthday for the magazine, the birth of the magazine. And I'm so excited and people are starting to talk on the microphone. So I'm going to introduce y'all. So right over here are two of the stars of the magazine,

the ones that get splashed on. Yeah. Danielle Watts. Hello.

Great actress and sexpert, hot sexpert. You're becoming a sexpert. I mean, you've been a therapist with the institute. You're an expert.

And you're an expert. I thought I was just here for sex things. Also a chef and a gourmet vegan chef, actually. And many of his recipes are squirted on people with splashy love in our...

Where's the magazine? Yeah, it was a lot of fun and happiness, I would say. And you got to play Trump. I sure did. That was one of the most amazing and horrific experiences of my life.

Oh my goddess. Me and Gypsy really got into the role play there. Yeah, splashing Trump. And it's interesting because you would think with all that food he would get even fatter,

but he got skinnier. Yeah, he's one thin motherfucker. He should be splashed. So here you are.

That's I am. I am so glad to be here. I know you have one of those results of sex wandering around. Oh my son, Zivu.

He's right here somewhere. He might be out doing a dab or something. He's hooking everyone up dabs and hanging out and partying. I know he's going to come up and hang out.

Before I introduce another star of the magazine, I have to introduce who's right next to me because she's just so dazzling. And she is the winner of the Susie Award for most dazzling Dom. As well as a couple of other Susie Award winners.

And this is Goddess Phoenix Glamazon. Welcome. Thank you for joining me for my birthday and the magazine. Absolutely.

Oh, it's a good thing. Of course we pick it up for her. Her magic wand. Thank you, gorgeous.

Whoa. Oh, yeah, you know how to wrap it around. It's so hot. Thanks for having me on your show.

I love coming over and over. Your whips are hot. I'm glad you like them. Yeah, very much so.

And yeah, well, we were hanging out with Goddess Phoenix at DomCon. So, DomCon. Y'all got to check it out next year. Jump on top of my Cadillac.

Unless you want to get to the DomCon in New Orleans. Which is, I guess, in the fall. I did jump on your Cadillac for your birthday. She sure did.

I didn't scratch it, though. No, not at all. I kept it, you know, fleshed. You lubed it.

Right. Right. So, welcome. Thank you.

And right next to you is Madame Marguerite. Hello. Happy birthday. Madame Marguerite is a normal person dragged tonight.

I am. I'm in civilian clothes. But here she is with her animal. My monkey.

Your monkey. Oh, yeah. That was the first time we were on the show. It was?

That was our first time on the show. And let me tell you, we had an absolute blast. My monkey was flinging pudding poo on command. Yeah.

The pudding poo was very interesting. Oh, I was so proud. Perfect aim. Here he is flinging it.

And look at the aim here. Yeah, look at that aim. Right on your butt. Look at that aim.

I mean, you look so distinguished right now. But look at this. I mean, really. See, I clean up nice.

It's not poop. Okay, sensors. It's pudding poo. It's pudding.

It's chocolate. It's pudding poo. Pudding. But it sure does look realistic.

That's right. That's right. I don't know. And let me tell you, he was on command.

He will fling that poo at anybody for his madam. So we had a great time at the pet awards. Oh, yeah. I was a judge.

Of course, you ran the whole thing. I'm the host now. I'm the host. Shout out to Mistress Ellen.

Yeah, Mistress Ellen. She greeted the pet awards. Yes. Yeah.

Absolutely. And it was really fun. Wasn't that great? It was super duper great.

I mean, I had so much fun. I don't usually judge. Look at that. You know, I'm not someone that is judgmental.

But and that's why I guess we gave a prize to everybody. Yeah. I mean, even the weasel got a prize. It was a great, great turnout.

And, you know, I really got to say, I am so honored to be taken over the pet awards. Yeah. You know, I think it's a great opportunity for people to really like, you know, get to shed some social etiquette and just, you know, commune together, you know,

and have a good time and just get wild. It was very wild. All these dogs and cats. All humans.

Or people that are cat people, dog people. There was a fox. And they're getting so creative. They're getting so creative.

And I really hope to inspire people to really step it up and bring all kinds of beasts. There's so many animals in the world and so many different characteristics. There's so many different, you know, creatures that we can relate to.

We don't have to keep it, you know, cats, dogs and pigs. I mean, there's so kinds of animals. Right. Like a weasel, for instance.

Right. I had a platypus. I had an armadillo. I guess, well, did we introduce them?

Yeah. Yeah. This is Stormy Daniels. Hello.

Some might know her as Rihanna and Aaron. Rihanna. Yeah. Yeah.

But she's so stormy tonight. Yeah. And you really got it down there. Thank you.

Yeah, you do. And you got Trump the weasel right there. I do. You did an excellent job.

You know, the thumb thing is a little obnoxious. I think you should whack him whenever he does the thumb thing. Yeah. Bad weasel.

And now we all know why he wears the long ties. Right. I keep him under control somehow. He did grab my pussy during the agility course though.

Memory serves. Wow. Tonight is spanking night in a way because it's somebody's birthday. You don't know if he deserves a spanking.

But the best part of here's Professor Oni. Okay. Oh, look what he's doing. He's going to.

Professor Oni is a Kenbaku bondage expert, sexpert, I guess you would say, since it is a sexy form of bondage. It's the sexy form of Shibari bondage. And Professor Oni is now tying up Trump's thumbs.

That's his shirt. And yeah, it looks very effective. And tying him to his shoes. Right.

So he can't do the thumb thing because the thumb thing is obnoxious. It's kind of permanent now. Better foot rest now. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's frustrated, I can tell. That's his shirt. It's kind of fun, right?

How can he satisfy a woman now? Well, you know, how could he ever, right? Yeah, everyone was saying. It's like an echo because we all think the same thing.

Okay. So, and I just want to say that one of the best moments, I mean, there were a lot of great moments to the pet awards, but it was so crazy when all the animals ganged up on the weasel here.

Oh, yeah. The dogs all packed up. Yeah. It was like there was a recess playtime and the judges had to judge.

And that's when they had playtime and could do whatever they wanted. And they all kind of ganged up on the weasel. Trump, you know. Allison Bondage lands.

Well, look at that was peeing on him. Oh, boy. That's right. That's right.

Zombie pup does that sometimes. Yeah. Zombie pup. Zombie pup.

I mean, he is half dead. Right. It gives you a lot of leeway. Yeah.

Well, you know, he reminds us of other resurrections that are so inspiring. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Praise the Lord and the lady. And let's praise shaman a tricks, Missy Galore. Hello. Wow, praise, praise the microphone.

Praise creation. Yes. Welcome Missy Galore. You are quite colorful.

Galactivate the vibe, honoring the brilliance that shines. Oh, wait, wait. Now you cut her microphone out when she's praising me, you know, I mean, really, come on. Because we cannot be held back when it is time to whack.

Whack! We're gonna be whacking. I am so grateful to be here in celebration of your great birth. Thank you. I'm also a c-section baby.

There you go, hey. So I do feel like we squirt out in other ways. Right, right. I mean, you know. And I am here to praise all the ways that you have squirted your brilliance throughout our society,

helping to keep us liberated and free. Thank you. With our shaman atrix, Missy Galore. Winner of some award for some music.

Yes, I'm a Love Illusionary. I did win a Global Peace Song Award for bringing the Love Illusion. What's better than a Global Peace Song Award? That's great. Let's hear it for Missy's Global Peace Song Award.

Global Peace Award. Right, that's impressive. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We don't have to wait any more.

The time is now. We know how to live in Love Illusion. Love Illusion. Thank you. Here in Bonoboville, we are Love Illusionaries.

Yes, we are. Today's creation. And she got a Doctor Susie Award. Colorful.

The most colorful because you are very colorful. And yeah, we're kind of, you know, gay the Bonobo way tonight. Happy Pride.

Happy Pride. Well, I would love to give a humble offering to you. Humble offerings are being accepted. For all that you do.

Okay. Wow. It's got a yin yang on it. That is a Cosmic Prayer of Shamanatrix Ware.

Shamanatrix Ware. Oh, this is like your thing. So as you bring your power to the fold, you glow the Cosmic Prayer.

Okay, stand up with me. Take a picture. Shamanatrix Ware by Shamanatrix Missy Galore. Meow, meow.

Fluff it up. It's a fluff illusion. This way I can fluff you as you go. But please, Doctor Susie, please stay standing for a second.

Oh, stay in. If you may. Are you going to spank me? I would love to give you an aura fluffing.

Don't you want to see Doctor Susie get an aura fluff? Yeah, for her birthday. Would you be so kind as to have this mic for me? I'm going to get fluffed.

Is that anything like the old-fashioned porn movies where they would have a fluff girl? Yeah, that's right, right? Okay.

Okay, a quick fluff. It's like a $400 thing. Fluff all that you are and all that you do. I'm your shamanatrix here to fluff up you.

Fluff the aura so all can glow. And you can shine on on your Doctor Susie show. Speak easy coming out in 3-D. Fluffing creation like you be.

Bonobo sensation lead the way. Liberation of sexuality. Oh, yeah. We honor you, Doctor Susie.

The bonobo way. We fluffing love you. Yay. Well, thank you.

That was amazing. We're already starting the performing and the gift giving. Wow, and I haven't finished the introductions. Professor Oni.

Here he is. Hello. Our kid Baku specialist. I think we have, oh, there we go.

Now we have a microphone that works. Happy, happy birthday. Thank you so much for inviting me. Well, you're welcome.

Thank you for matching your nose ring to your shirt. And your eyebrows. I did it on purpose. Thank you.

Yes, exactly. And several other things on there. Absolutely. And we'll keep an eye on this one.

If he breaks free, we have a couple hundred more feet of rope here. We do. We can weasel tie the trumpet. And speaking of animals, there's a little pussy next to you.

There is a little pussy next to me. And that would be China doll. Yes. Welcome back, China doll.

Woo hoo. Look at this outfit. You have to stand up in that outfit. You've got to give us a turn.

Yes, turn it off. Give us a turn. Woo hoo. Look at this.

Whoa. It's a little see-through. Be careful, Facebook camera, from what you're seeing, because we can see nippies.

And I don't know what pronoun you want to use tonight. They. Yay. Okay.

You sound good. You're good. You're good. You're gorgeous.

Okay. Excellent. Yeah. There you go.

Are you a real professor? I am. Actually, I have been at several times in my life. Yes.

Of what? Of audiology, neuroscience, hearing science, acoustics. Much more esoteric. Diagnostics, et cetera.

Yeah. Just psychology and sexology. And just, you know, talking really sexy. Mmm.

So you're a real sapio-sexual? That's the one, yeah. Sapio-sexual. Hashtag that.

Hashtag sapio-sexual. And speaking of hashtags. Oh yeah. Okay.

Here we are going around to the hashtag queen. Sexy Raven Ray. AKA Madame Raven Ray. And I don't know what camera to look at.

Oh, what camera to look at? I know. So many cameras. So little.

I think if you just look, they will find you. There you go. That's it. Hi.

Happy birthday. Thank you. I'm so thankful to finally make it on the hear. Yeah.

The last time you were here, we were very thankful and spankful because we were celebrating Spanxgiving and your birthday. Oh my gosh. Has it been that long?

I think so, since you've been here. I'm so sorry. You were here at Spanxgiving. I love you.

And we splashed you. Yeah. It got a little messy. It did.

Thank God. It was fun in a messy way. A messy and a fun way. Love it.

Well, you're looking gorgeous. Thank you likewise. And I didn't see enough of you at Domcon. Somehow.

I was all over the place at Domcon. I had so much to go. It was a really odd weekend, so. Excuses, excuses.

Family. I like Mother's Day. You might have to squash you tonight or something. Wow.

And you have to spank him if he's back. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm planning. Can I fuck him in the ear like I did?

You know? I mean, this is a different. I know. I know it's a different trauma.

It's a different trauma. I mean. I don't know if we're going to get in the tower out of this one. Yeah, you did have your, do you have your strap on or I gave you a strap on?

You did give me a strap on. Right, right. And it's, it's currently in the bin to be washed. Oh.

Well, we had plenty of bananas. Are you trying to tell me that you want to fuck Donald Trump in the ear with your dirty strap on? Oh, that would make me very happy.

I love, I love you. That would make me very happy if I had it on me. I totally would. Oh, yeah.

Somebody please dirty up a strap on and give it to this woman so that she can fuck Donald Trump in the ear. It's the worst when your dick is in the wash. Dirty dick.

Wow. We do have a lot to do tonight from the spankings. And of course we have to have Bonoboville communion and splashing and music and gift. Oh, your gift.

Your gift. My gift from you. Oh, wow. Okay.

I guess it's time. It's time. Okay. Let's see the fabulous glamazon.

And she is participating in a contest. Aren't you going to be doing something or other? I am. Showing off your muscles and your fabulous sculpted.

So we're going to go with your gift first. Yeah. My gift. Happy birthday to me.

Let's go. Oh, look at this. Reach in and grab that. Oh, wow.

Oh, I get. I just want to know. These are goddess phoenix whips or floggers depending on how you use them. And you can use them as both whips and floggers.

And look at that. It's so beautiful. Thank you. And it is in pride colors.

I think it's. And you can change it to whatever color you want by hitting that little button. Oh my God. This is so fabulous.

Wow. Oh, this is. You loved my set. So amazing.

I did. I had to get your own. I know. I mean, I didn't know.

Yours is bigger. I thank you. Mine is bigger and longer. Wow.

We lost our lights here. Oh, but. Now we're showing off. Does it start longer?

Oh, you turn them off. Sparkly. Vlogging. Whips.

Do they break off though? Goddess. Oh, honey, depending on any whip or any implement you use, they all break. But they still light up at the tips though.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're fiber optics. So the tips are always there even if they break.

Oh, yes. And they're just fun to play around with. The fun part is when they do break. You break once someone's ass.

Yes. Beautiful. Oh, you're all sparkly. You guys.

This is the most bonobo couple Susie award winners. Dad. And Sherry. And they are having a second, third or 78th honeymoon.

Awesome. So happy birthday. Beautiful. Fabulous dazzling whips.

You can bring them to my competition. Yay. Oh, beautiful. Thank you so much.

I need some water. Happy birthday, beautiful. Can we turn the lights back on? Yay.

Mostly just to dump on myself. Oh, you want to announce this. This is the summer classic. Really hot.

July 21st is going to be, hello, pay attention. I'm talking. Meow, meow, meow. So July 21st, I'm doing my first bikini and figure competition.

It's a Lauren Powers event. I'm competing for women 50 and over and pay attention. Yeah. This is 50 and fabulous.

Oh, my God. God is Phoenix. And her glam is on. Gorgeous.

So make sure you come out and support the Powers event for my competition. I think it's going to be amazing. And I'm going to have this amazing lady here there. So to support me.

Yeah. I think I'm going. Yeah. She's going to be there.

All right. I'm going to be there. So happy birthday. Beautiful.

Thank you. Enjoy your whip. Use it on as many people as you can. As you may recall for your birthday present.

I gave you a year's display ads in speaking teacher. She did. I did. Yeah.

Right here. Let's pay attention. Yeah. I will actually be in this next month for my spanking.

Yeah. Absolutely. Because I've won two title belts for my spanking. And I think there's been a few women in here that have been spanked by me.

Including Phoenix over there. A few more tonight. All right. That also wants to be spanked.

So I have to introduce a few more people. By the way, I just mentioned in the magazine. When you get it from Amazon, you just get the magazine. When you get it from us, you get ketchup and mustard.

And you get a bunch of other stuff. That's right. And signed by me. Is that real?

Real. Oh my God. Real ketchup. Yeah.

I'm so down. I just got one. And yeah, there's sploshables. We could make them vegan if you gave us the supply.

Sploshables. Look at that. They're not vegan. But they're funny.

Snackables. Snackables. Actually from Mick Max's. What's the screeching going on back there?

I don't know. What's the screeching going on? Quite now. Not enough for my spanking.

Down. Down. Down. All right.

So moving around the room, we also have Ron Jeremy. Right here. My old friend. For like 30 years.

Here's a happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Susie, happy birthday to you. We do weddings, baritismes, and funerals.

Right, he's doing it all. Nice. And later the piano. And there's Lilith Lust.

Hey, hey, dressed as an apple. And Jezebel Sweet. And she grew her hair back, no. There she is.

Yes, I had. Oh, well, you can speak first. Yes, hello. We were talking about comms.

I might as well speak on what I appeared in, was adult con, which we just had one recently, and I was appearing in it. All right. I had my own booth and everything.

It was a great time. Good for you. Thank you for having me again. It wasn't Dom Conn.

She was at adult con. Adult con. But I like adult con, too. It's just that they had adult con at the same time

as Dom Conn this year. It was a weird weekend. It was totally weird. It's OK, sweetheart.

I have 25 years of dominance experience before the porno thing, so. OK. I'm with you, ladies and gentlemen.

We have people of all types and ages and generations and persuasions here in Bonoboville. Come on over here. Where's your guitar?

Guitar. Oh, honey, I know. Here. Where should we have you sit over here and sing?

Maybe we should have you sing. This is Jezebel Sweet, brothers and sisters. And she is fresh from the burlesque show. And I think things are going to get a little more burlesque

around here in a few minutes. So before they do, maybe for the Facebook cameras, we will have a nice PG scene where we are listening and maybe groove him.

You like to groove? Yeah? Yeah? Let's groove to Jezebel Sweet.

And let's see here. I guess I could hold this mic well. Or maybe I should have Phoenix Dawn, my lovely assistant. Can she hold a mic right now?

Or Danielle. I've got a big crush on Jezebel Sweet. Yeah. So you don't mind getting close to her and holding the mic.

Hello, Jezebel. She's tuning. That's what we're doing right now. Is there anybody else we need to introduce?

Oh, well, your job has been stolen by Danielle. I must steal her husband. Yeah, please steal my husband. Here's a savior's sexual joke for you.

OK, because what she was just doing, if you know the difference between stiffness and tension, pay attention, young lady. For a mouthful?

Yeah. Here we go. If you know the difference between stiffness and tension, you know why you can tune a piano,

but you can't tune a fish. Bum, bum, bum, bum. I think I got some of that. And the pussy is salivating.

Jezebel Sweet, your purple hair is amazing, I must say. It's really delightful. Jezebel Sweet sung for us at our 26th wedding anniversary. That was really nice.

And for Phoenix. And now you're going to sing a new song, right? Yes, for your birthday. Wow.

Happy birthday. And what's it called? It's called No Angel. No Angel.

Does that have anything to do with me being a little devil? OK. Maybe. Perhaps.

No Angel. OK, live from Bonoboville. It's Jezebel Sweet singing No Angel. Black man's dressed in white or a Catholic mess

in my black thighs. I'm no angel, but I used to pretend. Deceivious women and their gentlemen colors drinking from his bottle makes them bigger, makes them smaller.

They're no angels, but they can pretend. If hell is a real place, it's filled with whores and plastic halos. Love those whores.

I'm no, I'm no, I'm no, I'm no angel. And call me gold digger, but I never cared about him or his lack of money. And my sense of humor is a little obscene,

but I swear I'm a nice girl underneath. And he says without him, they won't take me seriously, seriously. But being on his arm felt more degrading to me.

And I showed people my pussy for dollar bills. I fucked perfect strangers just to get a thrill. But that doesn't mean I wanted his hands on me. And yeah, I'm the kind of girl who likes men twice her age.

And I love that fucking stage. And I love when they all throw their cash. So quit saying I'm better than that, because if hell is a real place, it's filled with whores

and plastic halos. Be careful playing martyr now, or someone might get you some nails. If hell is a real place, it's filled with whores

and plastic halos. They're right about one thing, though. I'm no, I'm no, I'm no, I'm no, I'm no angel. And neither am I.

No angel. Oh my god. I'm from Bonoboville at my birthday back in Al. And magazine launch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. So, hey, welcome. Thank you.

That was a great gift. I know you just wrote it. Pretty recently. Well, I saw that on social media.

OK, well, great. Well, awesome. Have I introduced the people that want to be introduced? Can we start?

I see a wolf. A wolf. Oh, Icarre the wolf. Yeah, there he is.

He's back there. He's smoking a plant. Oh, he's smoking hot is what he is. We'll hear from him.

Swishes? Sweet. How are you? So, where's my assistant?

Phoenix. Chip chop. Very lovely tonight. Phoenix is all dressed up in her.

I love her pride. Pride colors. Oh, pansexual all the way. Pansexual pride.

Yes, pansexual pride. And you know, Bonobo's Latin name is Panpaniscus. So, we're all about the pan. The great horn goat.

The horny god. And there's Wild West video over there. I'm OK, Frank. Yeah.

I think I want to do a communion with Phoenix. Would you? She started licking my knee. For my birthday, would you like to honor me?

She's like, hold this. Absolutely. So, we need to move the guitar. Or something.

Okay, who's going to be the altar? Can I offer myself as an altar, too? Yes, yes, be an altar. Okay, so, scoot over.

Excuse me. I'll switch places. I don't know. We just need to kind of make some room here.

All right, so I think what you want to do is get my assistant even more drunk than she already is. Can I drink, too?

I haven't had alcohol in such a long time. Well, then you're going to have to do the other way. But you do this way first. You do both ways.

Yes, please. Should she be the altar then? Don't be so indecisive. You're going to be the altar right now.

All of the above. Okay, so now, we need to remove the Facebook cameras and proceed

with our first Bonoboville Communion of

the Speakeasy Launch birthday Bacchanal and tonight. Okay, so, altar.

Get up here. Can she be my altar? I've made my decision. I want her to be my altar.

We might need a litter box. Oh man, this consent stuff is really confusing. I'm about to spray.

Pliable and bendy tonight. Yeah, but then we have to take off her... There they go.

Really beating her. Oh, look at that. That would be good for Trump to put a nice gag on him.

So, I think I am only going to need to move into this neighborhood here.

Okay. So, first can you I guess I need to

move over this way? So, yeah. Here we go. Now,

we are going to salt the altar. This is in case you don't know a ritual that we perform in

the little church of Bonoboville in the womb room cathedral. It's called Bonoboville communion.

And here we go. Salting the altar with the sacred salt.

Well, she's already got salty nipples, so she'd probably appreciate it if you licked it all. Lick it all.

That's a good... Honey, that's how popping is. And the condom balloon stays tough.

But the other ones are popping. Yum, yum. By the way... Yum, yum, yum.

Yes, she is. And so are you. It's pretty girl time. Pretty girl time.

So, now you did the licking? Yeah. Are you ready for your first drink and how long? God, like

probably a year or four? I don't really drink alcohol. Uh-oh. Maybe I'll give you half

of this. Okay. Only ceremonially. You know, I'm a good Christian, Dr.

Sisi. I know you are. A seventh girl. Wait, wait, wait. What does that mean? I'm serious.

She's totally Christian. Before I said I was married to Christ? Uh-huh. Well, they share a marriage.

Her and Christ and chef be live and a bunch of other people. Okay, so you want to

get down between your legs now? I can't be like right here sitting here. You have to participate in the ritual.

You volunteered for it. Yeah. Meow. There you go.

And here we go. Back we go. Are you ready for this? Can I open my eyes?

No. We don't want to get it in your eyes. Take the microphone away. Hold the microphone.

Don't look so scared. It's just alcohol. Surrender. Sit down. Relax.

Don't do it. Are you sure you want it? Okay then. Lean back.

I do like force and talk. And Danielle got waterboarded on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Live from Bonoboville. She swallowed it. That's waterboarding Bonobo style. Yes, indeed.

And this is plastic, but we've got a bunch of jars out there, brothers and sisters, because it's time to

save our oceans from the plastic and it's a hard addiction to withdraw from. And I'm noticing plastic

all over the place. I actually changed to metal straws at my house. We all have metal straws at the house.

You bet. You got to do it. It's like we're choking the oceans on plastic. It's sick. You can see it.

You can't always see global warming, but you can see this. And toothbrushes. Everybody has a toothbrush.

They throw out every couple months. That's another thing. There's bamboo toothbrushes. We should recycle those. What do we do? Oh, bamboo toothbrushes.

I got to find out about those. People are making out right here, and I'm just going to sit on it. It's my birthday

and I'm so excited to have such a fabulous congregation in the church of Bonoboville. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an amen? Women. Amen.

Whoa. Hey women. We're going to do a little break time, I think.

Then we're going to come back with more communion and some spanking and some splashing and some fun.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block,

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just

how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only

great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to

being human, even being humane, Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you. Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the

hot natural sex energy within you, that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain.

You know, the pain and have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days.

So get the book, learn the Bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real Bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction. Read the Bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life. It's been a week with a lot of like death.

I mean, like, good people killing themselves and bad people killing other people and people threatening to kill people

and it's just really nice to celebrate life! And arrows and pose to Thanatos, amen.

Can I get an amen? And then a women. I believe in the

gay women but I'm not giving up on the amen. That's right, because, you know, the Bonobo way is about

female empowerment and male well-being. Let us not forget

even the incels must be treated and this is another reason why the Cesta Fosta must be repealed

because they need it or maybe, you know, it's of course gay pride month so I could be there gay and so you could be gay.

Gay the Bonobo way. Hey, why not? A woman. Hey everybody.

Hey, we are celebrating tonight many things life and my birth and oh, look at that.

Jesus, there I am as a little baby. I even have to stop and go, oh my God. I look so cute without teeth and that makes me have hope for the

future when I really don't have teeth I'll look okay. So we're also

celebrating the birth of a magazine Speakeasy Journal and it is published

by Prince Maximilian Rudolf Leblavich, D'Lubtavitz, D'Phil and Jerry. He is a prince on his Italian

side and his Czech side and I'm on the underside

the princess and the pea and penis. Yes, I love his penis and I love this cucumber.

The yay penis, right? Absolutely. We love penises and cucumbers and phallic shape things and

you know, it's important to empower the females and it's important that the males are okay

and that makes peace through pleasure which is the bonobo way. So anyway, this magazine

is based on the bonobo way but it goes off into all different types of sex because of course bonobos have a lot of sex

and that's part of what makes them peaceful and all the other good things and the first issue is splosh and art

and as we introduced Danielle and Sheffi live, they are our main sploshies

as well as gypsy bonobo, shout out to her out there. Shout out gypsy and by the way, this is

designed by Clemi Cockatoo, aka the bus and it is

the cover shot is by Jux Lee who is out there. Yay Jux! Jux Lee is awesome

and you know, walking into the middle of this sploshing show not even wanting to get her braids

dirty, however she did, like smoking is the lovely Imani Coupe

who is sitting right next to me and I'm trying to find where she is. There she is!

Let the record reveal we used to live together We used Any hanky-panky?

Yeah, well no See I love her She's a beautiful woman

who's got an amazing soul And also no hair I just noticed

There's a whole no hair thing going on here We have a lot of synchronicity going on. Oh wow, great And you did a great

spoken word piece Beautiful spoken word And that's why this magazine

has an audio aspect. You can also get the audio once you get the magazine and the audio

of course. Isn't that right Max? Oh, he's busy Yes, yes, yes Get the audio! Is that CD form

or what form does it come in? My microphone was off I work with a lot of ASL and deaf people

and that's awesome. There's not too many magazines that are actually offered for audio. Yeah, well this is one

and then you can hear this fabulous spoken word piece although maybe you'll grace us again

I could. You could Yeah, maybe Yeah? Yeah? Would you like to do that?

I could deliver the spoken word once again Where do we get the audio? In honor of your birthday

Where do we get the audio? Well, actually you know where you get the audio right now you can get it for free

right on the blog at DrSusanBlock.com slash splosh-art The audio is right there from this show

It's all there It's all there and it's free but you should support the bonobos

and buy a magazine Is there any way to get a physical version of the audio? Physical, like

Let's get physical physical You know, I think we should get physical I mean even though

we're talking about a lot of important business that I don't know the answers to My sexy step son over here

is very curious about the way you guys I'm going to start talking about incest I said sexy step son

I did not say incest I know I did Anyway, yes We will have that

and now we will hear a nice poem although I feel like we should have a little more new today

I think that those who wish Well first of all, before you do the poem I should introduce a few people that haven't been introduced yet

such as Meshumi Ghost who is right here and is a filmmaker as well as a sexpert and sex therapist

and a musician actually I'm actually working on episode 2 which you're a big part of I'm a big part

Religion in the Wild West That's right Sex and God baby Yes

And the name of the movie is Sex and Brothels Temples and Brothels

And this here is a temple not a brothel You pay for the magazine

not for sex Got that How are you doing Meshumi? I'm doing great

I'm excited to be here I premiered it last night at the relational center in West LA

They're all here tonight It was really amazing We got to talk shop about sex Shop about sex

Non-monogamy and all the fun stuff that I love to do Are you a pan sensualist or pansexualist? I'm a pansexual polyamorous

cisgendered female Pride Pride I'm a metamorph

They're here tonight So I'm going to do a spoken word And we are

I just wanted to introduce the other people that are on the bed Pansexuals We have Danny Dawson over there Pansexuals

Danny Dawson Hornstar And We have Kristen Craves

Over there We have Jackie blues Dick I just saw Jackie blues

Dick Already They have to move the Facebook camera I'm sorry

Tits I said dick Did I say dick or tits? I thought you said cucumber

I'm so confused I say blue balls She has blue underwear on I'm One of my favorite people

Jackie blue I love you Love you too baby daw Welcome back

Okay and merch girl is here also So you're happy merch girl

merch girl did you create a birthday message for me? You did can I see it? I think you already saw it

But yeah I'll do it again Oh Was it patronizing I thought it was on you

You looked smart Oh my god Those are some beautiful nipples My friend doesn't know how to spell this

This is only good for me I know exactly I thought you had it on your tits right now Yeah look at those beautiful nipples

Even on the iPhone They're spectacular Hey it's a birthday message What?

merch girl has beautiful nipples Show your tits merch girl What? Are you show my tits?

You want to see my tits? Well then I want to see Okay great let's do it This is happening right now

I don't even have to do anything This is it Show your tits time It's the show your tits time

To do a left or right I get separation anxiety from the microphone Sorry My right you're left

Just in case she has something important to say Yeah My right you're left Get set

Go It's really anticlimactic I don't know I think it's very climactic I think it's lovely

Okay on your mark It's anticlimactic I have a second to pick No It's so lame

But was it patronizing that I told you you looked smart? She's glasses on She has glasses Oh

Look what I just hooked you up with Wow What's your name? Oh Rocky Fox

Rocky Fox What? Rocky Fox Hello Rocky Fox

Rocky Fox coming in for the lift Yeah Who has the cake for me to rub all over my body

Alright I think I've introduced most of the people here Earth Day Cake I believe

and now These are the games I never got to play in middle school Dr. Suzy

I mean this is really Me either I feel as though I would like to

actually do a Bonoboville Communion Myself it's my birthday and I think I'm going to do it

off of Stormy Daniels if she's so kind and then I'm going to hear your spoken word

because I will have been water boarded and so Where's my lovely

rainbow assistant I love this build up to the the poem Phoenix

She's coming So now You come over here God is Phoenix calling

Phoenix Yes and move over just a little bit Honey there's only one Phoenix but there's a God

is Phoenix Yes and Stormy Daniels

aka Rihanna is Mo you can sit down over there if you want to sit on the chair

and be dignified and so Trump is in the way of the Bonoboville Communion

you have to move Trump and get the salt and a uh

shot glass and well you know be nice to use the glass one and not plastic

although at least it's reusable plastic at least if you're going to use plastic use reusable plastic don't interfere with her too much

she's getting the salt right now where are you going and it needs to stop

yeah Trump has got to be punished would you put him somewhere how about merch girl you

sit up sit up and Trump get down sit up I know how Trump wants my dick

she said snap snap okay and Trump get over here

and so we can put some dominatrix in you yet okay

and get down on your knees okay and down or you're going to get peed on

you might get peed on anyway you know the champagne of the presidency

oh yeah alright so leave him like that and we need to now get the implements

of the noble will communion Kristen Craves where is my assistant phoenix

Kristen mother fucking craves phoenix honey chip chop phoenix chip chop

first of all phoenix okay so merch girl phoenix come over here you've been very very naughty

and you're going to have to get a spanking but first go get my salt and my agua yeah that's right

you know no you guys gotta move right there

right there all this shuffling around makes me want to take a shot of ron de jeremy rum does anybody else

want to take a shot of ron de jeremy rum here all this alright do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do naughty girl

making me get my own bonoboville communion implements oh wow hello phoenix's

butthole just out of nowhere you've come to say hello alright

now where's the salt there it is here it is here it is okay

this is a very serious ritual sit down phoenix down

oh not here well i think she forgot her name okay what and now

stormy daniels will provide her altar for my communion for my birthday

i must say there's some really beautiful breasts up here tonight oh hello phoenix where are you going

she's gonna get spanked again and here they are the beautiful mammaries except in our fantasy

stormy daniels has real boobs it's amazing amazing what you can do

with fantasy and delicious birthday

communion and now i will lick it up good

from miss stormy as she keeps trump under her foot a lot of tinny you gotta get it all

mmm wow i don't know i think there's still leftovers stormy

stormy you're a great american heroine stormy save us save us from the trumpocalypse

goddess bless america and your fabulous lawyer please save us stormy

give her a microphone are you gonna say give stormy a mic oh

give her a working microphone no that's not the working one of course the one this is like musical microphones

i'm working i'm trying to save us all and i need a cup my cup's runneth over my cup's runneth over

a cup or a cup oh yes and now here

this is of course the drink of champions agua cocoa leaf liqueur brothers and sisters

agua cocoa yes agua cocoa leaf liqueur i wasn't facing product placement as important it's magical

agua herbal from columbia okay here and now i will let goddess phoenix waterboard me

as i get between stormy daniel's thighs and here you go

and get out of my light this is hot oh as a voyeur i have to say

this is amazing thank you dr. sisi love you waterboard me baby just like jeena haspel bloody jeena

but uh this is baby get it get it down the throat

wow happy birthday to me that was hot that was so hot that was so

okay babies there's a wet spot on the bed right now it's very wet

and uh i think we had one spanking we're gonna have to have some more um

i think we're also gonna have some spoken word and we're also going to have ecore the wolf sing a little song

dr. sisi your feet are incredible oh as max would say they're five girls those are my five little girls

five in each shoe they're all lesbians they are so cute they're like little jelly beans

they're mama and there's the very thin actress and mom yes

this is the actress the long one and she also sings what are you going to do to make her sing

this is the big mama oh yeah foot fetish she was telling me that somebody wanted to do a foot fetish thing

but they were going to wait till sesta fausta gets repealed i think it was professor ony anyway oh look who's here and i'm on the floor i'm scared

okay it's mistress carah oh and handsome jack

friday speaking of handsome uh yeah handsome hollywood jake is out there too

you should come on to handsome hollywood jake but not to steal your thunder just thought of another handsome happy birthday hey thank you

where's my hat actually maybe i'm ready for my rainbow hat whoa yes

i got a rainbow hat back there here you go happy pride and also

yeah so um people it's hot isn't it it's getting hot in here so i think if anybody wants to take off

any of their clothes they really ought to you should take off your clothes doctor yeah yeah yeah and also uh i think we're going to have

a wrestling match a birthday wrestling match yeah um

oh we're having some strip tees oh yeah oh yeah strip it baby danielle what

danielle can i see your titties danielle uh-huh uh-huh ooh ooh ooh

and uh what else is going on here wow well there's some fun um

and uh it's almost actually my birthday time is it almost midnight yes it's uh it's

that's when i was actually born on the 10th i'm more rainbow now super cute okay so uh who are you

gonna wrestle for me yeah yeah you want me to wrestle uh i want you to let's see well phoenix has been a

bad girl she has is she i don't know is she in wrestling uh where is she where is she phoenix

okay well do you ever wrestle cuddle like cuddle wrestling cuddle wrestling because i just had the urge

to do that with you i'm sorry i'm no no no that's legitimate i think that could be done i think that could definitely be done

maybe later maybe now okay okay if you're gonna talk

you need to talk on the microphone talk on the microphone that's it okay so my my uh wrestling has

begun we broke the chair you did i broke the chair i've been a bad girl i'll get a spanking

oh yes i just got excited she's so cute come here daniel

i would so wrestle with you oh yeah daniel you gotta get a spanking what

gorgeous alright so here's what i'm gonna say i can get it let's get two people up here

that are into like really wrestling wait can you not hate on my cuddle wrestling for a second

cuddle wrestling just because you're smart looking it's the glasses it's just the glasses is that a fetish

wow they're really having some dialogue let's get two people up here ready to wrestle who wants to wrestle goddess phoenix said

she was willing to wrestle car oh wow we would have to charge for that match

and i have no panties on well actually well mistress cara specializes in naked wrestling

who really needs panties to wrestle though are you a wrestler rocky fox i can wrestle i'm not a wrestler

oh would you like to try wrestling i think donald trump is down to wrestle donald

okay so you need to back off from the central let's go on your mizzark

okay i think we have a match i'm not sure who we're matching but this is

you know my birthday wrestling match it is give her a microphone it is your birthday you get to choose

and thank you mistress cara and jack friday for doing a fabulous job at dom con

in my bonobo way presentation i like your shirt jack friday it's really sick

you did a great job alright so so who's the who you're wrestling now that

you keep talking you want to wrestle would you control her please please she keeps talking off the microphone

i can't even hear so okay so we have a match we have i don't know should she have the boa

no boa no boa right okay talking to mike i don't want to hurt your dress

you may want to take off the dress i got the dress from the trash today literally found this in the trash today that's hot so you can

rip it off me if you want that's hotter okay i've really never done this before but i've always wanted to enjoy this and we're so scared

at our anniversary i was terrified you were i have but i was on lsd so that may have confused me all right can we do it can we do it okay let's do it

okay one two three go okay careful careful whoa it's scary whoa get it get it

women strong women nice snapchat this mr. scara and danielle are going down

wow can i give some commentary i feel like mr. scara is great roman emperor mr. scara is on

top does that mean winning we need to know oh whoa and she's making a comeback

and her oh oh oh and mr. scara has her back oh i'll twist it up oh oh yeah

oh oh whoa okay now to susie yeah okay okay i think we have a winner we have a winner or maybe two two winners

mr. scara and danielle danielle just went wild but y'all just went wild but who really nobody lost

all right let's hear it for mr. scara and danielle still winning

everybody's winning these are winners of the erotic wrestling match and i am the great roman empress

this is my coliseum these are my gladiators no other prize needed and instead of killing them

they make love yes the wrestling is fun the wrestling part is the fun part it's the killing each other that

is the fucked up part but the wrestling is really kind of cool right yeah they're still doing it now it's a little softer

yeah they're still at it but little softer don't get so rambunctious there are other people it's more the cuddle wrestle now you're getting restless oh and he's

as we said okay what are we gonna do with him in the air all right so now

we are going to do something else where is phoenix yep next thing you know what the next thing is right

no you forget the cake huh what are you giving me oh this is a gift

this is a gift oh you can't give me the cake until midnight we can go how much past midnight can we go

no okay we get sex who gave me this who's credit

oh these are the bonobos okay just sort of things okay this is cool

sex stuff not sure what to do with this um all right

so this is lovely thank you very much oh my favorite part bonobo bonobo

okay and there's a card I'm not gonna read the card it's a kitty cat all right lick the frosting okay oh it's a condom lollipop

oh be mine tonight captain max be mine tonight

and you know we have condom believe be mine tonight oh look at all the airway

not taking advantage that's so nice thank you so much bonoboville you know you guys you're so great

I mean I am so grateful and you keep me alive you keep me young bonoboville

and I mean inner bonoboville and outer bonoboville all the layers of bonoboville that go from very deep

inside and very close to me captain max my close my captain

my heart and then of course our little bonoboville here

and the people that hang out here and swing from the trees and uh and then you know the people that come and visit

and the people that watch and listen and you all keep me alive and young and happy

and I am just grateful and I want to say thank you thank you for all these gifts that you give me for so many years you're amazing dr susie

I don't remember how many years oh thank you I love you hush hush hush

thank you thank you happy first day to you

happy oh well dear susie day two

you know what to do now I just make a wish and put my lips together

and blow on channel four yay is there scooby doo

on channel two not a bad blow job for old lady I spit all over princess cake it's such a gay cake

watch out it's gonna drop that cake's gonna drop can Anna make that cake wow oh wait

we need to I mean have some cake oh what's this oh this is another cake ah this one is a

dick that came all over itself it was so excited it was so excited it came

before it got to the stage max can you come over here and stand with me I'll stand with you

stand by me stand by you and my cake hi folks

would you take a lick of this no I don't want to take a look at that okay then you give me some okay I'll give you some

yeah it's like an airdrop it's an airdrop splash one more

one more do it again I want it again come again

that cream looks yummy not so much that's what she said my finger is getting

hard yummy so that's for you later that is pretty good

it's just plain old whipped cream that's it alright excuse me

wait a second don't I get to splash anybody else we need to move the carpet do you remember last time

oh yeah the carpet no no no the carpet was ruined last time all these adults in the room

what's the fun if you don't ruin a little carpet come on well

you could always just move the carpet we might have to move the carpet for various reasons I think

the carpet should be moved actually because it's the practical thing to do

there could be splashing there could be Russian hookers peeing when you put your tongue on it tongue on the carpet

sorry I got lost in the metaphors I got a little lost in the metaphor the carpet metaphor

anyone poetry poetry yeah I know I think

before we move the carpet we're going to look at your pussy Daniel do the bicycle

careful careful I have to be careful well you are careful

we didn't stick anything in your pussy we were just looking and we're all girls except for Zivu

but Zivu can't see if I go like this no he can't see he doesn't even want to look but this is not

well maybe it is well I love daddy Trump and I think that he deserves sex therapy more than anyone well he needs it more than anyone

he needs it more than anyone on behalf of our country goddess knows that the country there's a duty there

country needs some help don't have to worry about me I don't want to see your pussy thank you Zivu stepson extraordinary

good to know I'm glad we got that out on the broadcast airwaves so I think I would love to hear a spoken word poem

from Imani Coupe so maybe you should switch places you sit next you sit behind

your weasel here Trump should maybe move no never mind Imani is going to do a poem

Imani is going to do a poem Imani is one of the stars of our speakeasy journal

and very beautiful artist she used to paint the walls in our loft

with her underwear on with nothing but her underwear that's important because we all have our underwear on it's no big deal

she's a big time cannabis activist too yes she is and she looks great smoking a blunt if you haven't seen her instagram

you should really check it out what is your instagram Imani underscore 420 barbie 420 barbie

420 barbie yeah so this poem it's titled normally pleasure

wait one second Dr. Susie you have six minutes I have six minutes yep

and then I have to stop the show or I get to change the tape well I mean we can change the tape okay so this is less than six minutes right

okay so we're going to proceed thank you yes this is Imani Kupey

no minute plate show recited not written by me bald head I tried not to let that bother me

so you got to be leathered to live in a ghetto tough skin is a requirement first impressions builds character

where I'm from descriptions are given like prescriptions and everybody got a phd so who you are is in return

a reflection of what is seen you know like dirty daemon bumpy face mouths doodle breath Samantha

bald head Tasha all interpretations but images presented whether you loved it or resented it

they slowly became who you were bald head bald head I know you hear me

you hear me calling you all forgot you want me to call you by your name bald head Tasha I refrain tonight is Wednesday

and I dressed in my religious uniform white re-box and khaki knee links reached deep within the ass god to help me help me to ignore his truths

see I want to stand and sing your praises but it's hard to worship you when pissy ass Sam keeps calling me bald head in front of pretty boy Floyd

of whom I love see I am the love of his life and we are soon to be married but he doesn't know that I'm his mrs. right cause pissy ass keeps doing salt in the game

I refrain tried to bypass his gestures fight my way through sequestered my journey but internalized his views and now I stand with my broken mirror

hoping to see the full me whole at the altar hoping to lay my burdens now I see it

lay those burdens down baby lay them down now I stand with my broken mirror hoping to see the full me

whole at the altar while I come to lay down my burdens and ask God to help my head more importantly do it overnight

just like you parted the red sea lord put some hair on me and faithfully exercising my follicles and while you're answering prayers lord touch my breast cause big titty Tina got

Floyd peaking and I know I know she's enticing but she's not what he needs I already got us married off of two children but he doesn't even know me

God do you hear me you must you must you must increase my bust you must you must increase my bust

and if this exercises what it takes and I'll do it trust every night arms fold chest elbows touching the back all in hopes of having

a bodacious rack but you see what that got me two whole years two whole years and I have boiled eggs on my chest and a draw full of

patted bra so I can look blessed thank you Victoria for she she has become my saint let's give one thing straight to grades a is

a cool but these will make a brother do a double take peep the cycle listen to the rationale one 13 year old girl just put her body up a sale one

Reebok wearing Christian turned Jezebel scantily dressed marketing her tits and tail because one boy couldn't keep his mouth off my hair but that really is another issue

so we won't even go there come now hit the to the surface problems one childhood and answered prayer one unfaithful God one

beautiful girl with a heart of a lion but scared scared to be quietly allowing peer pressure to dictate destiny the stinky boy really matter

you think I was at the Chinese shop every other week because of piss pots razor cutting weeds gradually add a left to make you believe that I

can grow hair it matter not that pissy ass Sam smell like a gas station taller than 13 his constant jarring made me publicize

my defaults and I'm in therapy to build self-esteem from ball head Tasha to bougie ass bitch that she could dress her ass off to she thinks she the

shit and just maybe just maybe I am it took me 15 years to realize that hair does not change my face and God answer my questions I

was just in the wrong place searching for time hoping to find myself before I became like crack bean dawn home coming queen looking for love and all

the wrong things because in my neighborhood there was no holds barred you was getting janked on even if you was God so you better get to learning who you really

be because love is life and life is hard when you can't see that the real you was better than being the fake somebody

yeah money beautiful 420 barbie 420 barbie

wow Imani coupe live from binobuville on the doctor susan block show

yay thank you that was a great gift beautiful thank you thank you thank you

happy birthday merci beaucoup alright and trump is very well behaved look at that

well yeah we got him by the ties stormy daniel can you quiet down please so okay so

how much time do we have now on the tape enough time to show off jackie blues new new what oh new

boots jackie okay stand up stand up show off your boobs

now because the last time we saw jackie on this show she had other boobs I mean

they were boobs they were nice and now they're bigger just when I left here I had just a simple beat double Debbie's now

double Debbie's double Debbie's and they feel so nice to the touch they're really they're really lovely

to touch I highly suggest that everyone who could do

if jackie says says you can I highly suggest that yeah that's exactly what she said

you know that's their job that's their job you hear that those of you who would like a feel I think weasel trump might

be having a little reaction to this hashtag bonobo though should we let him have a feel look at his tiny

penis I think it's hard for you jackie that's as hard as he gets it has something really gross and sticky

on it I'm not kidding well they would you would have something gross and sticky on trump's little tiny penis that would be nice

you see that it's something did that get stuck inside I don't even we're gonna have a little break

and we'll be back so brothers and sisters welcome back to the speakeasy journal

launch party and Dr. Suzy's birthday back now and it's a massive I want to have a group

spanking so who wants the people that want to be spanked some people need to be spanked

okay so trump needs to be spanked and so he should be on his hands and knees okay you have 13 you have 12 minutes

okay so we're gonna do this for a few minutes right okay and no I was just gonna do this

my spanking my birthday spanking whatever you want to do but you're using uptime is what I well what would you like to use uptime

doing I love having the mixed messages that I get it's really exciting really exciting okay so

so we need some spankies for the spank I know that goddess phoenix should be giving a spanking

and so who's going to be a spanky okay so we need spankies and spankers

or maybe not and you would be giving one you would love to okay we have all

these dogs okay and we have so many dogs we have a sub right here

okay okay so come on in here come on over here who

needs a spanking for my birthday yeah okay

do you want to give one or get one you are gonna give Jackie one no we have too many people giving oh no no no

okay so you guys you can't be talking up here okay so if you're gonna talk go off the stage

unless you want to talk on the microphone are you gonna give okay so who's gonna spank who here you'll spank donald

is that is a stormy give him permission to spank donald okay and the mics are off

there's more people than usual alright so I would like to hear the music of the kingster

by Carmina Formosa which was inspired by the bonobo way

as we give the birthday spankings to those deserving spankies

do you want to double team him yeah let's you down on your knees Carmina Formosa

yeah you never know one of these birthday spankings might make it into the new speakeasy magazine

gotta have that king gotta have that king baby gotta have that king baby yeah baby

gotta have that king baby theater school training didn't go to waste but spank up a storm goddess phoenix

gotta have thumbs doing up in the air and his head is down no one can see who it is

somebody put a mic on goddess phoenix mmm I want to hear that voice how does that feel

yummy thank you gotta have that kick let's hear it

for the spankers and the spankies woohoo every day is a birthday in bonoboville

kinda you know actually we do celebrate a birthday just about every Saturday night somebody's birthday alright so

now we have one more great musical interlude that

we need to have and let's just have for him woohoo

woohoo you like wolves don't you I've had wolves I'm a patchy remember

right but we have a wolf here and his name is his name

is where is he till the shamans in the house oh yeah

it's like a joke there he is I don't know if I can find your picture right now wow

oh here you are there he is singing for all the splashy people

okay Ikkor happy birthday to me and happy birth of a

magazine speak easy journal thank you so much for being a part of it we love you be a part of it

alright so feel free to take off all your clothes okay

except trump but no go real hashtag hmm oh yeah

can you help me with his shirt we're in this little dude I should say that goddess phoenix is actually a shaman

and she works with all kinds of real animals and wolves right

and she's a patchy so a lot of people don't know that you know dominatrixism could be a form of shamanism

I didn't say that right but I just felt like I needed to say it and you did thank you beautiful and now we have

Ikkor the wolf the human wolf ow that we could call

handsome hollywood Ikkor just represented with dr block and the bonobo family everybody say bonoboville

hold on there's too many people in the building I need all this energy everybody say bonoboville bonoboville bonoboville

yeah that's what I'm saying we need energy up in here we're all the bad people at we're all the bad in the good way people at yeah yeah she bad

oh yeah she definitely bad oh give it up for that last lady who was the poet the poet that I say boy head boy head

maybe I feel it boy head boy head yeah come on

yeah let's do it hold on a second hold it hold it Max say hold it

we got another bad one we got another bad one yeah all these bad girls in here yeah

yeah show me can I take your top off Jennifer

I'm gonna take it off Mars girl you just dope don't girl you dope

it's our our favorite Trump supporter is in the house well you're one of our favorites

definitely Tammy actually went and voted for her well yeah I didn't get my house I don't care who you rock with

we love everybody you know what I'm saying we even love the people we hate can I hear y'all say she bad

she bad not a bad chick to hit at night every lady in here is bad no angel you know

man this is a turn on situation when that music at 8 you know what I mean yeah yeah I need some volume on that

that's the only one you can feel this you feel me you got lipstick on me girl she bad

look at her she doing this she bad let it rip

look look look look look look look look look look look how she say

look how she drop it look give me some of that volume man come on look how she shake that thing

look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah she got me watching like way stalking

but in the smooth way she made me think sick like jam ten time timepiece added up to a dollar make it hot what up though just to make my breath is known

I'm a whoop I'm from and now I'm in your zone I'm blown by the way she move that thing shake that thing make it bang the whole room shake from my ass

quick bang maybe you got that pop that's still the show get low everybody on the floor be taking it why she taking it back that thing

like she bad look how she shake that thing come on I can't hear y'all she bad

can't hear y'all let me hear y'all say I can't hear y'all she bad

what what she bad that girl can go she pain everybody stop and look at tell me pop

that thing pain got her ready defensive dope oh when we at y'all we up in bonobos yeah they show me love dub after dub with the

freaky lap pants flap pants with the meds I don't even know but this night for sure that deal she ill she said to keep your feels and strap on hold on real tight

to these thighs and ride this thrill I'm in it for the whole night so give it to me as you have it no static one in the club right here yes sir

I ain't lying I'm lying she gotta like that she bad look how she shake that thing she bad look how she make it pain I can't hear y'all come on

she bad what that girl can go she bad look how she shake that thing she bad look how she who that she bad look how she

don't stop cause you got me turnt by the way you pop in the way you pop you got me high so don't stop

go work that body make sure you don't hurt no body cause anybody like you shake that thing make it pain

bang I'm so mesmerized so hypnotized by the way she shake her stop it is a ride so I had to buy

4 rounds she put it down she can't be a part like this she bad keep the bomb yes she's high and old

look how she shake that thing look how she make it pain look how she drop it low yeah there you go

dude be taking it why she shaking it back that thing be be

she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it pain look how she drop it low back up girl come on

look how she shake that thing look how she who that thing I can't hear y'all she bad what she bad

come on she bad what what she bad what what she bad what what she bad

what what she bad alright Dr Susie she bad from the double bill

happy birthday Dr Block thank you baby happy birthday to ya happy birthday

yeah happy birthday come on happy birthday to ya

happy birthday Dr Block I think we're about ready to splosh

yeah I just want to say Dr Susie yeah Max everybody that's in the magazine we have some copies for you

so they're in front room in a little while we're gonna bring out some delicious sushi ooh splosh the sushi babies

alright we need some up in here and I don't know how many we have for sale but if you want to buy one

hell you might convince me right it comes with ketchup and mustard and other good things so there's no magazine like it

anywhere it's the best magazine around we got cut off okay so we're

down with sound and I don't know give us our sound thank you we weren't finished yet let's say goodbye to everybody

we're still recording okay so we're gonna be continuing the after party with some

some sploshing and perhaps the Russian hookers will be peeing on Trump thank god

special edition after hours and also we're gonna have sushi girls oh yeah

sushi girls I'm boys sushi boys so am I saying goodbye

is this it it's sort of a level of goodbye let's say goodbye to everybody and where they are and where we can find them

we're not really leaving fake news that we're leaving but we are saying hey thank you for joining us

please get it you can get it on Amazon or just go to Dr. Susan Block

speak easy the only thing on Amazon they don't get the ketchup or the mustard

if you go to DrSusanBlock.com you can get your ketchup and mustard and signed tonight you could get it signed

by Danielle and SheppyLive and Imani you get it signed by Clemmie that's awesome

Clemmie so thank you all for contributing everyone here

does contribute to Bonoboville it's a community it's not a family none of that incest stuff we're a community

and we love each other and we're made up of families and there's different families in the community

and there's a lot of love in the community hey Janelle come on up here and say hello Janelle is my

one of my first producers you're my first assistant and she's one of my best friends

and I just would do anything for her you gonna get a magazine of course I'm gonna get a magazine fabulous

thank you Janelle and it's her son the handsome Hollywood Derek here

another family speaking of families we're a community we're made up of families this one emerged

from my assistant through no fault of mine her producer gave me this project

that's true it was somewhat my fault and that's right he is and I also held him when he was like two days old

you're a little one day a little bigger now are you having fun I am having fun yes

okay that's good male well being because we're empowering his mother

his mother is now gonna be a big star too we got the father son and the mother son we're gonna find out Ron Jeremy is having fun

and Ron Jeremy is having fun with merch girl and you're happy are you good you're fucking awesome

thank you thank you alright Ron Jeremy and merch girl are having a bonobo encounter

totally cool hey Ron give me another tune to close we're gonna close now

go marching in saints go marching in yeah go marching in

go marching in I wanna be I wanna be in that number

when the saints go marching in yeah we'll be in that number we will all be in that number

and that's a very nice number Christ comes inside me Ron Jeremy my friend

30 years I think I know Ron longer than those you do yeah I have

awesome I know I know Ron a long time through Dr. Tony Grant who introduced me to John

anyway it's a whole history and this is not that kind of birthday party yes Ron

now you show me through three instruments violin piano and harmonica if you look at the Kid Rock video called cowboy wanna be a cowboy

I'm the guy on the piano that's right he's not just a penis he's a pianist and a very holy choice of songs

I appreciate that and I'm sure my mom would too we're getting older and we're getting to be marching in with those saints

so it's good to know that we'll be there with that number when the saints go marching in and I want to thank you

for being all my saints in this heaven on earth bonoboville man a woman

and I just want to say make like bonobos not baboons happy birthday Dr. Suzy

oh thank you happy birthday okay where are the poppers got poppers baby

let's where's Phoenix oh here where's the poppers

I have a magic wand courtesy of Jacob for you there you go Jacob's the chime maker

okay where are the people poppers it's a magic birthday wand give people the poppers it's not working does anyone else want to try

here you go the actor can you get some magic out of that magic wand

this is an acting extra it says voila surely you can create something out of that

is that a star oh there you go you did very well where's the poppers

you're gonna find them oh boy she needs to be spanked again okay yeah that's the problem is she likes being spanked

too much and then Dr. Suzy yeah I know I don't know where the poppers are

come on I got a magic fucking wand where are the wizards someone manifest a popper anyone surely there's somebody who could do that in here

we're in Los Angeles don't we all believe in magic why don't we just take slays down it's a magic wand

let's find these things someone say wizard find these poppers this looks like a vibrator Phoenix

I mean she thought it was a popper but I'm pretty sure it's a vibrator I

mean I could make something pop on it but that's the whole thing what is your name

okay I found one I found one of these fucking things where are they where are they

I have no idea you had them in the beginning of the show on the table I moved them apparently

okay can you guys get up so we can see okay Dr. Suzy yay poppers

oh you got them okay and now we got who's good with poppers be alive

shoot that gun baby alright so we got very few poppers so we're gonna have one moment

there's balloons to pop where are my beautiful naked ladies come to the front

beautiful naked lady come up here or half naked Dr. Suzy you make such a good director of the Dr. Susan Block show

we don't tell you that enough I don't know if I'd be a good director of the Danielle Watts show nobody would

oh there I am and now who's got the poppers

one we're gonna say something like a happy birthday okay photographers get ready

who's got the poppers okay coordinate so you're doing it at the same time and one

two three pop that was like a middle school or having sex for the first time

that wasn't bad we can all use being back in middle school again when we're aging tremendously so that was fun

okay make like bonobos make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you I love you and I thank you for being my bonoboville

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