Hot Wax Hula

Full transcript of Hot Wax Hula on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Official. That's right, brothers and sisters. God is a woman. Yeah, welcome to the womb room.

It has been so declared, not by some hippie-dippy sex therapist like myself, but by a Catholic priest was officially dead for 48 minutes, medically dead. When people have those near-death experiences, I kind of had one. I don't know if I was officially dead, but I felt pretty dead.

And these microphones feel pretty hollow, and all the sounds, I don't know how we're doing here. But let's check in on that, brothers and sisters. Ooh, yeah, baby. Anyway, this Catholic priest from Boston.

Yeah, right here. And, okay, is this good? Here. In, in, closer.

Oh, okay, here, okay. Anyway, brothers and sisters, this Catholic priest, Father O'Neill of Boston, he was declared officially dead, and then he was revived. Totally without any problems.

I mean, there was no brain damage, no heart damage, no damage. Basically is what, what was the hospital? Let's see. Massachusetts General Hospital with the aid of a high-tech machine called Lucas II.

It kept the blood flowing to his brain, and they managed to unblock vital arteries and return his heart to a normal rhythm. Father John Michael O'Neill miraculously survived. That's right, all you good altar boys and girls.

This father survived 47 minutes of basic medical death when he had a near-death experience in which he saw God. Now, of course, seeing God during a near-death experience is not unusual. A lot of people do.

That light and then God welcoming, and God takes many different forms. But for this Catholic priest, God took the form of a woman. That's right. Amazing. He was kind of amazed, but he said he was okay with that.

Let me just, here he is. Did we get a picture of him on the screen? But this is him. There he is waking up from his meeting with Mother God.

That's what he calls her, doesn't call her goddess, calls her Mother God. And says it was a very beautiful experience. He had an intense out-of-body experience. Experienced an intense feeling of unconditional love.

And encountered God, which he describes as a feminine, mother-like being of light. Her presence was both overwhelming and comforting, states the Catholic priest. She had a soft and soothing voice, and her presence was as reassuring as a mother's embrace. The fact that God is a holy mother instead of a holy father doesn't disturb me.

She is everything I hoped she would be and even more. Sounds beautiful. Well, the Roman Catholic archdiocese of Boston didn't think it was quite so beautiful. And they are trying to do some damage control now.

Because this father is out there and he's in good health, and he's going to preach the gospel of the Mother God. You know, the Mother, the Son, and the Holy Ghost is what he says. He's got the trinity.

I guess dispute the Holy Ghost or the Son. Jesus still gets to be there. There's your microphones. Thank you.

I'm going to introduce my guests, because they're already chafing at the bit. There it is. Well, that's actually chomping at the bit, but they're chafing as well, I'm sure. They're definitely chafing.

Burning and dripping. And they're getting excited at this idea of this Mother God. Keep in mind this was not developed by a hippie-dippy sexologist, this idea of Mother God. This is a Catholic priest, which is why everybody's going,

Whoa, whoa, what is the Pope going to say? Annoyed to the saint, maybe? How about an altar boy's opinion? Well.

Here's Dark Phoenix, our casting producer. And the altar boy. And the resident altar boy. What do you make of the priest's vision?

I've always thought God was a woman. Okay, there you go. And it's something that is going to open the eyes of Catholicism and make everyone question their faith, so it would be awesome.

That's true. But as my friend Thomas Quinn says, author of What Do You Do With a Chocolate Jesus, he says, well, she has a lot of explaining to do, you know, to account for,

even if she is a woman. Or maybe because she is a woman. If she is a woman. So why are all the women being stoned and slut-shamed?

If you're a woman, God. Okay. Here's Chelsea. Hi there.

They're afraid of the power is to try to keep the female down. But I mean, why doesn't Mother God do something about that? Or is she just a tease? Is she just a dominatrix that likes to make us all suffer?

Perhaps. It's also a concept to re-envision the entire Old Testament knowing that it's a female God. We had the plagues.

We've had the... Knowing. See, Phoenix is already, you know, a believer. I'm a little more agnostic myself.

Myself also, I mean, I went to India and I'm meditated and there's all kinds of visuals on the inner worlds. I believe that the sound of one hand clapping, like nothingness, is actually God.

It doesn't matter a woman. But I'm very pleased. You're pleased. With his near-death experience.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm pleased he's back, you know, and that he had a good experience. He saw God.

God was a woman. The mother, the son, and the Holy Ghost. And we have a couple of non-Catholic guests, I guess, or...

Yeah, I know you're not... No, not Catholic. No, non-Catholic. I'm not entirely sure what I am.

Okay. You're not? Oh, thank you. Yes.

Looking good. This is Master D and Layla Blue. Layla Blue. Layla Blue.

And hello, Master D and his lovely, you know, Master Outfit. There we go. I'm in casual Saturday.

Yeah, you are. Casual Saturday latches. Now, I have to say, look at Layla Blue. Layla, they're liking you in the tech room back there.

The shoes, first of all, before you stand up, just kick out the shoes. Right? Just kick out the shoes.

If I touch them, does it, like, hold my finger? That's awesome. It'll electrocute you?

Wow. Wow. That is awesome. It responds to touch.

Your shoes are very sensitive. They're food shoes. Yeah. Her shoes electrify when I touch them.

Now that we've gotten off on your shoes, we can see the rest of you. You could stand up in this corseted, latex get up here.

So you like to be tied up. Legs, legs, legs. That's Phoenix's wishful interpretation. And such amazing hair.

Also just amazing everything. And interesting tattoos on your legs. What do they represent? Talking to the microphone?

Well, in the last year, my house burned down, so it has a lot of really depressing meaning. Your house burned down.

Wow. All right. Where was Mother God when your house burned down? That's what I want to know.

I don't know. I just wish you would have let my animal survive. Oh, sorry. Now is this up in Seattle where you're from?

It was in Everett, which is about 45 minutes from Seattle. Okay. And so it's out in the country,

and you had a house fire. No, it's still in the city. In the city. Okay.

Suburbs. I've been there. I'm from up that area too. Yeah.

It's pretty nice in Everett, actually. Everett and Mucklatoon. Yeah. Washington.

San Juan Islands. And how did it start? I believe it was an electrical problem. Not entirely sure.

Well, it's good you got away. Well, I personally wasn't home. I had gone out for a Folklife Festival, which by the way I highly recommend.

Love it. What was that? Folklife Festival in Seattle. Folklife Festival.

Yes, it's fantastic art, culture. You don't look that folksy. You look kind of more slick than folksy in that outfit. You can be folksy.

I can be whatever I want to be. LA bit into her. Yeah. It's the new folk.

Lovely Layla. Everything's merging, I guess. Before she moved to LA, her hair was black. Oh, it was?

It was. She was a normal girl. Actually, my hair was a lot brighter red to be honest. Awesome hair.

So one tattoo sort of is in memory of your house fire and your house. Well, I have a chair now, but... Here, come on up here.

Sit down. Sit down. Where we can get a good look at you. Yes.

Very nice. Very nice bum. Yes. Lovely.

And so this is a wolf? This one is a wolf and husky necks. Nice. Here.

We like the wolf. It's a combo because my husky is the only one of my babies who survived. Oh, we should have had to hear last week when we had Lupercalia because it's, of course, the holiday of the wolf, the Luper.

That's a wolf in Italian. Sounds fun. Yeah. Very, very fun.

You got to come next year and show off your leg. And then this is the burning bush? This one is a leafless tree because even though... And the bird's flying away because even though things get hard,

a lot of people try dragging you down, but you'll survive and just find a new place. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you've seemed like you've been through a lot. And it's all on your legs. Well, honestly, I think a lot of people have been through things and everyone just expresses it differently.

And you express it on your legs. And lovely legs they are. You've got art on your legs now that expresses your traumas and, of course, your best friend, your totem animal.

That's really cool. So any other interesting tattoos? I have one about right here. Oh.

It says, well, Angel actually got it when I was quite young. How did that happen? Wait, did Seattle not have any regulations on young tattoos? I don't really want to get anyone in trouble,

but I had a friend... You could say hypothetically and then it's just... Yeah, true. Hypothetically, I had a friend who, her step-sister,

was a tattoo apprentice. Oh, cool. Yeah. Maybe.

Could be. Never know. It's possible. Anything's possible.

Anything's possible. We assume, said, certain hypothetically speaking... Yeah. And you like snakes.

I love snakes. I have one of my own. That's right. Is your snake a male or a female?

Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I just say she's a female. Yeah, okay. Well, she's related to the goddess or the mother god.

And so do you have a belief system? That you like? I'm kind of just living life how it is. I don't want to think about it too much.

It's stress. It's nice. I like to just say, for many things, I'm just open. Yeah.

To open ideas. I'm not going to incriminate anyone for their belief. I mean, people in my family are Mormon. I have people in my family that are atheists.

Mormon. Oh, yeah. So did you grow up Mormon? Technically, yes.

Wow. Now, that would be interesting if some Mormon declared that God was a woman. Yeah, that would be really weird. Well, you never know.

You never know. So a lot of interesting people come from the Mormon faith. I mean, were you brought up strict Mormon? Oh, yeah.

Really? Yeah. I actually took care of my brother's a lot growing up. So how big was your family?

Oh, I have a few siblings. The family itself is really big. Moments tend to have a lot of children. I'm surprised my mother did not have more.

So how many children did your mother have? Including me four. Okay. That's a fair amount.

Yeah. Now, how about your father? Two. Two.

So your mother had more children than your father? She's just got married on Mountain State for her, I don't know if I should say what number. Oh, that's okay. No, I don't know.

You can say what you want. Well, it's her fourth marriage. But anyway, the important thing is that, you know, that just busts the stereotype. We usually think of the Mormon man as having several wives and the more children.

And here, your mother is doing the serial monogamy. She didn't have the best choice in men. Oh, well, you know, sometimes that is a reason for serial monogamy. And sometimes it's just, you know, variety.

Just as what it is? So how about you? How's your choice in men or women? Are you hetero, bi?

What do you think your sexuality is? Curious. Honestly, so far. Snake.

Do you like snakes? I'm not into animals. I love animals, but not in a sexual way. But as far as people.

Another thing, I'm just open. Females, males. Open. I'm a sucker for females.

Interesting choice of words. Definitely. Okay, you're a very oral girl. I prefer to be the one giving.

Really? You seem like you have a lot to give. Yeah. I like to think so.

How tall are you? Well, I'm cheating right now. Yeah. Five, six.

Oh, five, six, but you're about six foot two with those things. Yeah, they're eight inches. Pretty tall. Right.

Six foot two. So I understand that you are going to do a little hot wax play with Master D tonight. And that it is in fact a hot wax speak easy tonight, right? Because we're going to learn a little bit about hot wax, right?

Yes. You're not just going to get off on this for your sheer sadistic pleasure. You're going to teach us about hot wax play. You want to say hi to Evie?

Oh, I would love to. Yes. Hello Evie. I could not be Evie one day.

Yes. Yes. She's a symbol of the mother God. She's a beauty.

That's for sure. That's right. Can't wait till my snake gets bigger. She's just a tiny baby.

We'll be compensating that from you at the end of the night. So don't get too comfortable. Yes. Well, you can't hold Evie while you drip hot wax.

Oh. On the lovely Layla. It almost looks like Evie is snuggling up to him. She is.

Master D. She knows Master D. How well do you know Master D? I think I'm starting to know him pretty well.

Yeah, really. Very well. Starting too. How is he as a master for you?

Well, I'm technically not her master. She's a play partner, I would say. Okay. And you never know if it develops into a DS, but it will take a little bit of time.

For me, I like going through the protocol motions. Fifty shades of protocol. Yes. It would be more like, it would be more like nine degrees of protocol.

Nine, okay. She'd have to become under consideration. Then she would have to be considered that after that should be a slave, a sub, then a slave. Then she'd be colored with a coloring ceremony.

That would take about three years. It would go a long time. Wait a second. A sub is lower than a slave?

What? Well, not lower. No, it's not lower. Yeah, previous.

Yeah, that's right. They're taking time. They're taking time. Different levels of commitment.

Yeah, exactly. You don't just jump the gun and go boom, slave. Right. So figuring it out.

Yeah. Open, right? So, but you're saying that a slave is first a slave, then a coloring ceremony? No, no, no, no.

Other way around. Normally that, but you said then she'd be a slave, then there's a coloring ceremony. Or is the slave happen as the coloring ceremony? Right, okay.

All right. Just clarify. Yeah, yeah, sorry. And you have played, dominated or played with about 30 submissives in the past decade?

Oh God, way more than that. I mean, I'm just so alone. You wrote that on my Facebook. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've played with a lot. I mean, over the last, yeah, 10 years? Yeah, maybe 100 or 200? I mean, you know.

Why would you only say 30 then? Are you downplaying your experience? Yeah, yeah, I'm downplaying. You know, I don't want people to like.

You said that on Facebook. Yeah, I guess. I was watching. Facebook is, I look at it as a huge social experiment of manipulation and a book of lies, basically.

And how's that working for you? It works really well. It works really well. Because you can basically be anyone on Facebook, say anything, and people just.

Gobble it up. So I like it. So then what's the real you? Well, you're going to find the real me.

The real me. The real me. Bonoboville. Yeah, the real me.

Bonoboville. I think we get the real him here. That's right. It's coming out here and it's going to come out more.

It always comes out a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. And what is Master D's background? He's kind of, he's got a kind of. The marketing and business.

But speaking of the holy mother and father and grandfather, his grandfather was the famous Abe Saffron of Australia. Famous, right? People would say infamous.

Well, you know, we're kind of into some aspects of what he did. Not the murders. My grandfather was head of the mafia in Australia for many, many years. We're against all the murders, but the sort of openness about sex.

There really wasn't any murders. There were more like people going on vacation and not coming back. So how did that relation work with your say? A schoolgirl fetish.

My schoolgirl fetish? Yes. So I mean, what effect did your father's occupation have on your schoolgirl fetish? How'd that come to play?

My schoolgirl fetish came to play. My grandfather got me an apartment right opposite a Catholic school. And my balcony. How old were you?

I was 16 and my balcony faced. He got you your own apartment at 16. Like I don't want you to be around when things go down. But I have to say that we have all this information about Master D already on many

shows. Although Dark Phoenix, I don't want to really, you know, repress your curiosity. But I do want to get to the hot wax. Oh, I'll do that for you.

Who does it? Right? One question. But I do want to say after Chelsea gets her one question, because Dark Phoenix got like

three, that yeah, he's got a very interesting background. Our Master D does that you don't see on Facebook, but that you do get to know as you watch the Dr. Susan Block show in the archives, all of which is available when you join Bonoboville, which is your place to really be yourself.

So yeah, hot wax coming soon, coming, coming, and coming very soon. Drippy and hot. Hot wax. And wet for a little while.

And so Chelsea, question. Okay, so you are on bonoboville.com. I am, yes. I have.

You have an identity there. Is it the same as your FetLife identity? Yes. Oh, Master D everywhere.

Because I looked and I didn't see it. Master D on, it's underscore, underscore, master D underscore. You're what? I used the underscore, underscore, master D underscore.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. He likes to make things difficult with all those underscores, don't you think? Underscore, master D underscore.

Everything, Twitter, Tumblr, all of its underscore. And you came down here from the great north, my dear. From Washington. To seek your fortune.

And of course, to be open to things, to good things. Just to see what happens. Yeah. So what would you like to have happen?

What is your fantasy? I just want to have fun, own my own home, and live a good life. Simple things. Own my own home.

I want to own my own house. Wow. Okay. Well, that's, you know.

It goes with wanting a stable living for once, you know. And the house burning down part. Well, not even that. I, you know, parents split up, you know, going back and forth.

As soon as I was 18, it was either I had to be conformed to a Mormon, or I had to be out. Suck in a bad situation, packed up my stuff, just came here. Yeah.

Well, you know, Mormons are, you know, built for the future. That's what I've heard. Oh, yeah. It's a stereotype.

Pantry's full of food. Yeah. Well, you get to have a different type of sacrament here if you, if there's time.

So you're interested in though, in this BDSM world. Oh, yeah. And why is that? Well, or everyone's going to die when I say this.

But, well, let's see. I kind of watched it a bit. I was a rebel, as you may put it. When were you a rebel?

See, I started around when I was like 12, 13. Oh. 12, 13, yeah. That's early.

I started saying, you know, I saw like hook suspension. Is that when your parents got divorced? Oh, no, no, no. We got divorced way before I was in kindergarten.

Okay. Ooh. So we got a tweet, by the way. We'll get back to your.

Go for it. Upbringing. But I have to say that Master D's Revelation has warranted a tweet from Mars United, who says your grandpa is head of the mob in Australia and you are a master.

That's a hell of a combo. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's good on your master resume.

Right. It is. Right. Thank you, Mars United.

Thank you for keeping him in the alive sense since he's been gone quite a bit. Right. It does say is. But you know, he lives on in you and in Wikipedia and all of that.

Definitely Wikipedia. Yeah. So, okay, back to you. BDSM.

So you were a rebel when you were 12 and your parents were divorced and you're gorgeous. And you know, you just had to. Learned about hook suspensions and learn about, you know, kind of do something challenging. Yeah, I am.

I just, I haven't quite tested my limits yet. But I hope. I'll be doing that. But there are definitely.

Don't salivate so much. I will be salivating. So what about 50 shades? Can't help it.

What about that? Master D, you can answer that. 50 shades of nothing. What is wrong with 50 shades?

Everything is wrong with 50 shades. I call it 50 shades of holy crap. But I want to. 50 shades of disaster, I would say.

Disaster. That bad. I would say. Now, Phoenix liked it.

I enjoyed the movie. Look, the movie has its merits, but I mean. It was funny. Yeah.

I mean, when a girl asks, what's the butt plug? That's funny to me. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know if it was deliberately funny.

It may not have been. See, that's the thing. I'm just worried about all those, you know, closeted people who are like going out there and going, oh, I can do that.

And then just go into a bar and grab a go and smack them across the house. That's been the biggest complaint, but. You know, and tie them up and like, they'll asphyxiate in the closet. I mean, you know.

But they'd have to be a billionaire. Oh, yeah. That's a key part. It's one thing to, you know, enjoy the books and the movies.

But, you know, if you're going to do at least, you know, kind of look up, do some research, work with a master, you know, learn from someone who's actually into it. Absolutely. Well, one thing I say, you know, is that it's erotica.

I mean, not my cup of tea, obviously, not your shade of gray. But for millions of women, it has helped them to have a revitalized sex life. Definitely opens people's minds up. It opens their minds up.

And maybe partly because it's written so badly and they, they, they don't feel it's like superior to them. They feel like it's spoken in a language that's, that's. Right.

That you can be right. That's why you like. That's how. But you know, the thing is, you got to go, you can't take lessons in this on how

to do BDSM from 50 shades of gray anymore that you can take lessons in how to have a regular relationship from reading a Harlequin novel. Oh yeah. It's like that.

Or by watching porn. I mean, you don't watch porn to learn how to date. You know, you don't watch 50 shades or read 50 shades to learn how to do BDSM. But if people bought rope only because they thought they can only tie down their

equipment and their moving gear and then thought, oh, I could use this for sex, then in a book or a movie can open their minds to doing so, then I'm all for it, you know. Well, yeah.

I'm all about sexual liberation. If safety is brought into consideration. He's what I call a BDSM purist. And we're a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

And you know, just caution, caution. But yet, hey, if you enjoy it, enjoy it, you know, and share it. And so what if you yell holy crap while you're having an orgasm? It's a really good orgasm.

I have no problem with people spicing up the bedroom. Right. I just have a problem with people taking it too far. I have a problem with bad writing.

And that is what my biggest problem is all the holy crap and all the oh my, oh my. I mean, just such a lack of creativity. But I wonder if that's one of the reasons that so many people like it.

So anyway. Yeah. And watch my YouTube video if you want to hear more about my views on 50 Shades. So, oh.

Wax? Wax. Wax. Yes.

So after we come back from break. No, what are we going to have a breaker? We got to do a tape change. Okay.

Are we going to do it now? Yes. We're going to get Layla into position. All right.

Can you give me my snake, please? Oh, sorry. There you go. There you go.

There you go. My strap on snake. I'll strap her on, baby. Yeah.

We're going to take a little break. But we're going to get back in just a little bit. We're going to have some hot wax play with the gorgeous statues. Layla blue and the imperious 50 Shades deploring master D.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block.

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Now we're shooting our holy mother. Amen and eight women. Uh-huh. And speaking of celebration,

we have some birthdays to celebrate. We're just going to go. Shout out to Hayley Sweet. It's her birthday.

Happy birthday, Hayley. And happy birthday, Hayley. We gave her birthday spankings last week. We did Juck's Leather Vloggers.

She enjoyed that. And it's Nikki's birthday tonight. Or tomorrow. Okay, so Nikki, show us your tits.

Yeah. Come on up and show us your tits. And it's Thor's birthday. Thor.

Well, the other day. Thor, no way. Show us your dick. Right?

I'll show my dick on his behalf. And we also want to just say that, let's see, we've got several tweets here from Canty Boy, who says, hi to all guests, hot wax show.

Yay. Can't wait till next week when our guests will be Dumay. And first of all, Dumay. Oh, yeah.

My goddess, Dumay. I'm excited to see her. She is a squirting goddess. We never know if she's going to squirt.

It's a great challenge. But she is a fabulous hot milk. And she's going to be here with her friend Sally D'Angelo. Yeah.

And Dumay is also, of course, a swinger. And so our other guest is going to be a professor, Dr. Zana Rangolova. And what does she do?

What does she adopt her of? She is, I think, some kind of psychology, but the main thing is she is doing a project called the Casual Sex Project.

Ooh. I've got to talk to her more about that. Yes. It's all about the pleasures of casual sex.

Some of the problems, definitely problems. But, you know, we always talk about the problems of casual sex. And as an academic, she feels it's important

to kind of get through what some of the pleasures might be. So, yeah. So that's exciting. And of course, Panny Boy's excited because he loves squirting.

Panny Boy. Okay. Bear tune in next week. Yeah.

It's going to be one hell of a show. And Chris is shouting us out from Englewood, New Jersey. Dude, Chris is awesome. He's a very awesome individual.

He's got this whole anti-bullying program going. I totally commend that. Commend, commend, commend. Amen and Amen to Chris from New Jersey.

And there's that wolf again. It must be your leg moaning. I guess I'm just guilty of charge. Okay.

And I do want to give another shout out to Dr. Nancy Sutton-Piers, Jamaica Hedo, who wrote a fabulous review, the 17th five-star review on Amazon. Oh, excellent.

All right. Okay. 17th five-star review so far. So you've got to get the book.

Okay. You've got to get it in time for the Bonobo Spring. Much nicer and more successful. Three weeks.

The Arab Spring, I hope, I think. I believe it will be really cool. In three weeks. And we're going to have the Bonobo Spring.

Spring, Equinox. Yeah. In three weeks. Like March something.

March 21st, isn't it? March 21st. Yeah. Saturday night.

So get your Bonobo away. And check out the review from Nancy Sutton-Piers. And she does these fabulous trips to Jamaica for couples and horny women and horny men and, you know, lots of fun.

Awesome. Get naked. So I think I did all my shout-outs. I had a lot.

Yeah. And now we're going to get hot wax and baby. Good. Okay.

So we have here Master D. Master D. And Leila Blue. And-

Phoenix. And you. No, no. Leila Blue Phoenix.

Leila Blue Phoenix. Oh, oh. There's a Phoenix in there. Oh, I thought you were just trying to get in on it.

No, no, no, no. I'm not all about me. Are you related? We could be.

You never know? Yeah. Probably, you know, he's- In this life?

From the Phoenix family. Right, right. Okay. I'm the dark side.

She's the light side. Okay. Well, let's see more of your side. I know that all sides of you.

You were going to take off your clothes earlier, but I always like a good strip tease. True. So would you like some music to go along with that?

Yes, I would. Okay. I don't know. We'll just try something.

Something intense. Yeah, intense. That's the best. Okay.

Nine snails? Hurt? Wait, what, no? Yeah.

Downward spiral? This is intense from- Choo choo. Old school intense.

Old school intense. We always second to this one. Here she is. Yes, Master.

Leila Blue Phoenix. Turn up that music. Leila Blue. I'm looking for that other tattoo.

Beautiful. Let's hear it for Leila Blue Phoenix. Brothers and sisters. Beautiful with pierced nipples.

A very sexy black thong, Panny Boy. What was that? Well, if you don't like it, just take it off. Oh, then you should take it off.

And we'll give you some new underwear. We have new underwear that you can just- Yeah, we have options. For now.

Pannies. Oh, we'll take- So if you don't, you prefer to get those destroyed? No, no, of course.

But again, we've also got Pannies. Okay. Okay. And someone should hold a microphone in front of Master D so that we can hear what he's

saying. I don't think he really talks much. Oh, you won't be talking. So, all right.

He's just dripping. And he is dripping from high up. I guess I'm going to be doing the talking. The higher up, the less it hurts.

The less it blisters, huh? The less it blisters and the less it hurts. We don't want her blistering? Okay.

Phoenix is much more of a- You say so. Sadist. And she's writhing around in her not-so-knife pants.

It seems she's getting into it. She wants it all over her. On that body. Oh, yeah.

Shake that ass. Yeah. And he's just dripping all over her. There are so many sexual metaphors going on here.

The dripping, the hotness, the naked girl. Well, almost naked. Yeah. Ooh.

And she is getting that wax all over her. She likes the inner thigh. On the tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

On the wool. She is just taking it. It's like a form of hot wax pukaki. That's what it is.

It's like he's coming all over her. But he's not, of course. But there's an element of that. Yeah.

Or do I just have a dirty mind? Does anybody else think of hot wax dripping all over a girl? Oh, yeah. No, I hadn't thought of that before.

Lots of girls watch me. What? This? And we should say that Master D has these candles held in a lovely crisscross manner.

What is their technique to the reason why they're crisscross? More dripping. More dripping. They drip a lot.

So if I hold them parallel, then they won't drip as much. Is that what you're saying? Oh, no. Okay.

They drip, like it's like a quadruple drip. Yep, quadruple drip. So now is that one of the hotter candle waxes then? And she's doing a split.

Oh, yeah, baby. So beautiful. Our gymnast. Yeah.

She's used to more professional standards. Oh, wow. Sorry about that. This is a very intimate stage.

And now he's slowly getting closer. Getting closer. Now the hot waxes drip. And her skin is conditioned to take it more.

Because she just wants it, wants more of it. She's already hot. You should totally get the blowtorch. I like the way she bumps her ass up against the leg.

Bumps up against the leg. And shakes it more as well. She taunts him. A very happy e-cap right there, yeah.

I've done all types of waxes. All types of waxes. Do you have your favorite type of wax that you use? I like yellow and blue wax because it burns more than this.

So it's more colorful, not necessarily. It burns at a different temperature. No, it doesn't. It's all colorful, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, now she's pulling at those panties. Craving. I love her undulations.

Her undulations are very enticing. Yes, she's a good undulator, definitely. And that wax just is covering that beautiful naked body. And the panties.

Oh, yeah, waxy panties. And none in the hair somehow. She's avoiding getting it in her hair. Or, yep, okay.

And that's the hot wax performance right here. On the Dr. Susan Block Show, let's hear it for Master D and Layla Blue Phoenix. So, how do we get it off? How do you get it off?

I mean, typically when I do wax shows, I go ahead and just flog the shit out of them. And I flog it off. You can flog it off, yeah. We have a flog.

Do you want to use one? All right. Yeah. Okay, we're going to flog off the wax now, brothers and sisters.

We have several floggers, actually. We also have a juxt-leather flogger over here, if we want to end then. Are you Phoenix Springs' own flogger? Layla Blue, I just saw your Libra sign on the back of your neck.

Oh, me too. She's a Libra. Me too, yeah. This is why it's such a peaceful show tonight.

I always love to hot wax play with my former master. You know, get on a microphone because I can't hear you talk off the microphone. I mean, I like to get a little crazier, but I need a little more crazy music to go to the temple.

We need more crazy music. What kind do you want? Oh, let's see. What do you do find is crazy?

Crazy. I'm fast-pitched. Fast-paced. Like electronic music?

Electronic does work. Okay, let's... You can do a harder two, you know. Where'd you find this girl?

I'm nuts. I'm crazy. I've heard that before. I'm crazy. Don't worry about me. No, they're not.

In some ways. I like this song. Oh, yeah. Charles, a long-time fan is on the phone,

but we should do a little more waxing. Yeah, I think we should continue going with this. I guess Lupercalia is being extended. Yeah, right?

Wait, turn this one down. There's a little whacking here with our vlogger. I do. And she really does know how to drop it down.

And we are getting the wax off. It is coming off. Like a baseball bat. Okay.

Oh my God. Yeah, we've got paddles. You want a paddle? Have you had paddles before?

Would you like a paddle? The Phoenix family is amazing. Really gives her a tough ass. How are you feeling?

Oh, I can't hear. That one did it. Can we have a microphone on, please? I don't think this mic is working.

I think this one. Oh, that one is? There we go. How are you doing?

Actually, I feel pretty great. I have to admit, this gets me a really good one. Endorphins rising. I'm impressed.

I'm called. They think of me as a heavy bottom, and I know you're amazing. Not that you're bottom heavy.

You actually have a fantastic bottom. Thanks. Right on your thigh. I was in a master's slave relationship

for five years. That was very BDSM oriented. So I can appreciate this art. Do you enjoy the pain, Layla?

Or do you enjoy just being able to withstand the pain? I think it's a combination. Do you like the audience? Are you an exhibitionist?

Could be. Me? Are you open? Pretty open, yeah.

Yeah. Do you want to rest a minute? Two connections. Connection between two.

Yeah. You want more whacking? Oh, look at her. She's taking levels.

I think she's ready for something besides whacking. Maybe a little bit of lightness on this top. A little light. She's kind of vlogging off the wax on her breasts

and her stomach. And then there's just kind of peeling it off, which is kind of awkward. And then I got the nails, too.

And you do. You have beautiful nails. They're loud. You can really kind of peel it all off there.

All right. She's going into a back bend. Oh, wow. Look at that back bend.

Beautiful. She's quite the gymnast. Our Leila Blue Phoenix. She is just taking the vlogging from the front now.

Pretty hard. She's so beautiful with her red hair. Really? What happened?

What's that? I ripped it out. Something fell out. A piercing fell out.

A piercing fell out. A dermal fell out. Oh, a surface. All right.

We'll stop this. OK. We're going to stop. And we're going to get some water.

And we're going to relax. And do you want a baby wipe? Do you want a baby wipe? She's more in shock than it feels.

Everything OK? You know, we always have to take good care of each other when we play these wild, crazy, DDSM games. So...

We never lost a dermal. Yeah. So we lost a dermal. So we're OK.

We're OK. What are we going to go to? Mars? Charles or Mars?

Long time fan. OK. Let's please have a hand for... The disappearing Leila.

The disappearing Leila. She's good at that. Woo! She can take it.

Let's see how much we can give to her later. I found it. Oh, you did. She found it.

I'm not a she. Oh, she found it. Here's Leila. Good, good.

You found it. Are you OK? I just don't know where the other ball is. There's two balls, right?

Well, we've got the main part. Great. OK. The shaft in one ball.

OK. And you're doing OK there. Are you doing OK? Yeah.

Well... That was intense. That was. Let's do it again.

Well, I don't know. This time with a blowtorch. Hey, Dr. Sissi, we've got the caller on the other line. All right, caller.

Is this Charles? No, it's Mar. Mar. Yeah.

Mar? Marz. Marz. Marz.

Marz, who tweeted us earlier. Hello. He did. Thank you for the tweet.

Hello, Marz. I don't hear anything. Do you? No.

Nothing, nothing, nothing. Is he there? Hold on. Oh.

Phone's ringing. Oh, hi. Wrong phone. It's a different phone.

Let's go to a different line. OK. Marz. The commissioner's dialing in.

All right. There you are. So what's going on, Marz? How's life on your planet?

Life on my planet is the context of different things. Can we turn him up? I went from being married and in love and suck. Oh, I'm sorry.

Wow. That's an intense situation. Oh, my, my. So you're a fan.

The many that I have raised. Hey, I'm sorry. I was the impact on me that was so profound. It took me 20.

I call this like a coming home ceremony. Well, welcome home. Welcome to the womb room. It is.

It's warm in here. It took the words out of my mouth. So it's been very warm in here tonight because we've been exploring. Almost fiery hot.

No, not almost. It was fiery hot. It was fiery hot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Although we found it. Yeah.

We got it back together. But it was part of the excitement. Definitely. Who does?

I do. Yeah. Well, yeah. You never know what might happen here.

Being around Dr. Block. You have a real family. Yeah. Max knows that.

I guess that's the way I am. This is my Troubadour now. It's Mars. You're so eloquent.

He's a beautiful woman like Dr. Block. Dr. Block had too much of an impact. I told you before the comment I made. I'm in a cold dominion over so many people

who have found an ideal, who have looked inward into their soul and taken everything they could imagine and finally said,

Dr. Joyce Brothers, for some strange reason for being short, they should have celebrated you because you found a way to make people feel

husband and wife connected different mainstream when other people thought it should be hidden in the closet. Aw. Wow.

So Mars, have you read the book yet? Have you got the book yet? People keep putting things in my hands. Which one?

Oh, no, we weren't talking about 50 Shades of Grey. No, we're talking about The Bonobo Way, the new book written by Dr. Susie Block. All right.

Have you actually read it or did you order it? Oh, you ordered it. Okay, well, you're going to read it. Oh, okay. He has friends.

Of course. I read the book, yes. Yes, they're reading the book. He's all part of the movement. This is The Bonobo Way movement.

This is the year. The year of The Bonobo. Dr. Block, they were like, yeah, we just found it. I'm like, it's not Dr. Block.

That's so cool. So you lost me for a while. Is that it? You're a moron.

I try to tell people, finding Dr. Block is like finding your own nirvana. You find your inner peace. You find your inner soul.

It's something that people should try. But with guns and bullets, it works even better. Well, I agree. And yeah, you are definitely

a great poet laureate for The Bonobo Way and for, you know, to speak easy.

I got a perfect way to kind of end war and increase sex. It's a perfect way. It's really strange.

I mean, the hardest orgasm in your life and put it in a bullet but we just run around getting shot to have orgasms all day. Well, I think they call that a pocket rocket.

I often said drop pocket rockets, not patriot missiles. And in a way, I do mean that.

You're absolutely right that you can't be killing while you're coming. An open attitude towards sexuality

does help to diffuse violence. That's what The Bonobos teach us. How are you doing there?

No, I'm not talking to you. I'm actually talking to my guest. Yes, yes, you, yes. Layla, how are you doing?

Because she's the one that lost her... Termal. It's on. I'm fine. I finally got it back on.

Oh, you got it back on? Yeah, it's a little red right now, but... Yeah, yeah. Well, it's hard to tell which part is the wax

and which part is your stomach. Yeah, I don't know. I've got wax everywhere. I must admit, she does take quite a flogging.

Yeah. You did it in perfect form. Because we were all worried about you a little bit. But it's just a piece of jewelry that fell out.

I got her some first aid stuff first. Okay. I'm starting to wonder if she has any pain receptors in there. Yeah.

I didn't realize it was ripped out until I saw it. I'm going to have to do some more intense testing. Maybe some cell popping. You're not on any painkillers or anything, are you?

You're just high on life. And of course, the endorphins. That is something that does go on all UBDSM curious people.

And, you know, even the practitioners, you've got to be aware that when you get into the subspace, you don't feel the pain sometimes. And there's a painkillers.

It's a beautiful thing. You can take a lot of stuff and you get into this kind of altered state that has built-in

endorphin painkillers. But it does mean that you're not as aware of what kind of stuff is being done to you.

That's where the master comes in and has to be all kinds of responsible. Yes. What do you wear the entire time?

But you're a rebel. A little bit of a rebel. A little bit of a rebel. Get us all worried.

I haven't even done a testing. You need to be spanked. I never got my birthday spankings. When was your birthday?

Definitely going to get it before the end of this show. But anyway, back to our caller, Mars, who is quite an eloquent young man.

And I raised him. That's why I call him young. And he watched the show. Max, are you there?

I'm here. I know you're there. I want to get Max on. Max always loves to talk

to the people who were raised by Dr. Susan Blockshow and the Bonobo Way. I've been talking about it for many years.

And of course you remember me, right? Max, the husband, the butler. Oh, God.

Wow. I remember when you were a little kid you were supposed to be watching Disney. But no.

You changed the channel. Oh, you got free HBO. I see it. And how old were you when you first watched the show?

I think you said 12 or 13. 12 or 13. In a safe harbor. You know, many years ago

we did the best of LA and there was a camera crew there. And in the back we gave a talk.

She gave a talk. And in the back were like four or five little kids. And the newsman came up to me and he goes, what are those kids doing back there?

I said, well, they're not my kids. I don't know why they're here. So they went to them and they said, so what are you doing here, kids?

And they all kind of got very nervous. And he says, well, we're big, big fans

and so they said, and what did you learn from watching the show? And the youngest kid says

what I learned from Dr. Suzy is to be nice to girls. I said, all right.

And then you might get some of their pussies. You know, that is one of the great morals of this show is to be nice to girls

to get some of their pussies. Follow Dr. Suzy if you understand the point. So it works both ways.

Both ways you get cocked to if you're nice. I mean, you have a little hard to get. Well, my goodness.

It does sound like you can write your own book right there. You should start compiling it

and blogging. You should. Are you blogging with all this? I've actually stopped because I actually am a doctor

which is kind of funny. Your doctor? What kind of doctor? Oh, and facial surgery. Oh, wow.

You do facelifts? Plastic surgery? No, like reconstructed dentistry. Oh.

Yeah, I need to talk to you afterwards. Max needs a little of that. Yeah. Come on out here.

We'll set you up. Where's Mars coming from? Mars is calling from Brooklyn? Is that right?

I live in LA now. Oh, he's close by. Okay, let's get our teeth done. Come on down.

I was born. I know how you like in the nice warm weather here. Right? Evan, it's freezing.

It's freezing now. Good. It did freeze over. All right, Mars.

Yeah. Although our guest just took quite a beating. Not with a hot poker, but with hot wax. Getting close to it.

Let's see if that's a hot flogger. Amazing. Let's do some branding. Cell popping.

Scarification is awesome. Scarification is awesome. The average man would have folded in 10 seconds. She stood there and took it like, hey, somebody crank up the music.

This isn't good enough for me. Crank up the music anymore. I'm getting beat. We did crank up that music.

And then she lost her jewelry. We cranked it all up. She got two on Twitter and then she just started using shit. When you're open, like our guest is Leila Blue Phoenix.

You know, there's no stopping until something stops you. And in this case it was the jewelry. The jewelry flying stopped her. But she's a time max that looked at it like, thank you.

And keeps on ticking. May I have some more, sir? All right, so we are applauding her. And we have already applauded her.

Thank you, Mars, from LA originally. How are you feeling now? You look good. Now you got the wax kind of peeled off of you.

You look all smooth. It's still working on it. And the panties are completely covered with wax. We could add those to the Panty Boy collection.

Leila, are you a performer? So you have a website? She is now. I don't really have a website, but it's well yet.

So experienced. She's like an advanced performer. I'm working on it. But it's virginal.

The debut. The debut on the Dr. Susan Block show. Yeah. Love it.

Well, you're going to get a website. You're going to get all the things. You're going to get contracts, movie, films, everything. Free dentistry.

And free dentistry, right. There you go. Okay, so aren't you going to hula-hula? Hula.

We need to volunteer to bring the hula-hula. I got some competition here. I challenged her. So I want to see how he does, and then I'll do it.

No, I want to see how you do. But I got to make sure that I can one-up him on this. She starts, and then I one-up you. Yeah, yeah.

I think you can one-up him. We all want to see you. Hold your ground, girl. Yeah. Do you have the hula-hula?

I do have the hula-hula. Never mind, I'll be quiet. Yeah, yeah. Okay, she's got the hula-hula. Oh, it's a tiny hula-hula.

No, it's actually expanding. No, it's one of those. It's a transformer hula-hula. Oh, wow.

It transforms from a hula-hula to a bigger hula-hula. That is a totally cool device here. The worst transformer ever. How high-tech.

Wow, and so, yeah, so Mars, hang out while we see this hula-hula being extravaganza here. I'm all in.

This is my fantasy. Oh, you should see how beautifully... Wait, did you say this is your fantasy? Actually, yeah, let me get this piece of wax up.

I hate the term bucket list, because it's like you have a dream, you get it, you throw it away. This is my fantasy island.

I'm gonna call Dr. Block, a woman who... Oh, calling Dr. Block. I thought you had a specific fantasy of girls hula-hooping.

I'm getting the wax off of her, but meanwhile, I'm coughing feels. No, here's my thing. I'd like to meet Dr. Block

in a hula-hoop, with the hat on. Susie, I'll go grab Susie's hula-hoop.

Yeah, I'll be hooping, baby. But first, I would like to see Layla Blue

Phoenix do that hula-hooping thing. There she goes. Yeah, and she's going around

and around. Whoa, I better stay back. Oh, around and around. And she's doing some topless hula-hooping around her neck

and around her shoulders and over and around. Whoa, she's good. No, I'm not gonna hula-hoop after this. I'm intimidated. There's no doubt.

No, this girl is good. Wow, she's just tossing it around and she has no room, but she's doing all that she can.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, she's good. She's good. I don't know if this is her music, though.

Great body, great moves. Great attitude. Yeah, yeah. You got the attitude, girl. Nice.

Now it's going right around the legs. Oh, yeah, one leg. Oh, you got to be watching this. If you're just listening, now is the time

to tune in and watch on DrSuzi.TV. She has the long mermaid hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's just doing great. Look at that ass. I don't have an ass like that. I can't do it that well.

It's great exercise, by the way. Whoa. Did you learn that? There you go.

I can just spin it around my waist. I didn't know we were going to go ahead and do neck curls, too. She can do so much.

She's really talented. She said earlier she's not that good or she's rusty. She must have been retraining

before she came over here. She's like, oh, wait, I got a competition to do. Yeah. Oh, well then.

And around and around and around she goes where she stops. Nobody knows. This is Leila Blue Phoenix

spinning that green around and around. Okay, Phoenix, you challenged her. I did. I was smart.

I stayed out of it. He's unbuttoning his shirt, ladies and gentlemen. Well, he should at least take his shirt off. Take the whole thing off, you know.

At least. There goes the hat. Why you come into a miserable second place. And the undershirt.

But you challenged her, so now's your chance. Okay. Now, this is going to be a gorgeous sight.

Like another endless summer, but let's see. Yeah. You're right here with us, Mars,

and we're having a hula-hooping contest. It's kind of a foregone conclusion that Leila wins. Phoenix is going to give it the

old jockey shorts try. I just want to watch her shake it even more. Yeah, yeah. Tuck that dick in there, you know.

You want to get hurt. Okay, here he goes. Around and around. Barely can keep it

up over his ass for 10 seconds. Okay. Now, he's a great he's a great casting producer. I can keep it up, that's not the problem.

I just can't keep the hoop. Maybe if your dick was harder, you could keep it up above. Hard on will keep the hoop up.

There you go. There you go. There's Kevin Beam. And he gives it the try.

Maybe they should try it together in one hula-hoop. We could tie them together, Master D.

And then they could... Is that correct? No smoking, did you say? No poking.

I don't know. It's pretty tight quarters here. Hard to have any roles. Now she's back

and she's swinging it. A little inspired to out do herself since she had

a little competition. Not really. Okay, Suzy, let's see what you got. Oh, my God.

Come on, it's your show. See what you got. I'll give her the light up one or maybe the lighter one.

Maybe that one. This one's hard to keep up because you're not used to it. You gotta do this.

If you can hear my voice. If you're loving this woman, bang at your heart as you can on your Twitter, on your Facebook,

on your Tumblr. Now I'm doing it on high heels, okay? She's an experienced one though. Woo!

I have to see the past archives. Look at that. This is all I can do. At least I keep it above my...

You know. Junk. Okay, that's not easy to do either. That's hard because I was dropping it.

This is a meditation. It's doing better than you. This is hula hoopation. This is just, you know,

kind of keeping it right around that tummy area. She's a sex therapist. She knows how to...

Move those hips, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. I'm really liking the French stockings

with the seams in the back. Try turning around while doing it. No. No.

But I am going to quit while I'm ahead. There you go. Nice. All right.

So we're all hooping tonight. So Mars, do we fulfill your fantasy? This is like musty TV in a fantasy of a lifetime. There's nothing like having the mother

who raised you to be a proper gentleman and a sexual deviant hula hoop for you. The mother, you know, this is kind of related to that priest

that found God to be a woman. Yeah. Like a mother.

You're dead, you go to the other side, you find out the Holy Father is the Holy Mother. Yeah, how about that? You weren't raised Catholic, were you?

No, I was raised in a project which means the only time we believe in God is when you're either A, running from the cops or B, really trying to outrun somebody

who wants to steal your lunch money. Which is fairly often. Right. But still, still.

Oh, I could hardly do anything right here. I kept like, I hit that and just everything's in the way. Need more space, okay.

Well, we've got space in the garden. Good thing I didn't have my firehook. Oh man, she has been fired. Yes, I also can swallow fire.

You swallow fire? I spit it. Fire fans, fire group, dragon style. Well, we're just about to

No. How about your transfers? How's your transfers? Yeah.

Getting ready for the after party, it looks like. Fire play will occur. I don't know, maybe fire play,

maybe more hula hooping or just kind of swinging through the trees of the garden, like the bonobos. And some good sexual healing.

Yeah. You know, we know about the pole. We're going to have the pole. One day, one day.

We've had so many poles. And I'm not just talking about you know, people from Poland. The old studio had one Leila,

but there's going to be one here. I'm sure. By the way, while we're at it, we might as well ask for anyone who wants to donate a pole to

Yeah, we need we'd love to have a pole that has a capability of going at least 12 feet or higher.

It's got to be, yeah, pretty high. I'd like to have a pole that comes with a house. You have the pole. You just need the house for it.

So also we need a house for Leila. I would love that. I can dream. If you don't ask for it, you'll never get it.

So you might as well ask. And now there's a bunch of music playing here that I can't even hear my caller.

Can we turn the music Leila is a champion? The simple fact is she's been able to take that kind of wax and hold. That sounds like a house in a pole.

I think she is far more capable than we have shown so far. So if you're not a member, become a member because the after party is worth watching.

That sounds like Christian gray. I'm talking about the house

in a pole. A white picket fence and a dungeon in the basement. I keep thinking about the pole.

Poles are fun, man. You can learn to dance on it. I got one right here. Who's hopping on that next?

You want this pole, baby? She could probably take it. Oh, I could not. We found a hard limit then.

I had to work my way up to that. I didn't say what you had to do with it. True that.

There's many things you could do with it. You have to necessarily put it inside of you. Anyway, what can't you do with it?

I did a while ago. One woman who is no longer with us. Not because of the deal thing.

She had an accident. She did not. Different accidents. Right.

Life has a way of interfering. Oh, yes. Animal. Rest in peace.

She took this whole dildo inside of her. This is a huge thing. She was an animal. Animal.

She was an animal. We are all animals, brothers and sisters, even though most of us can't take a dildo this size. We are all animals.

We are all bonobos. And it's time we get in touch with our animal nature. Because it's beautiful. And it will help us to

make peace through pleasure. Just like the bonobos. Also, did I give a shout out to Kendra? Kendra Holliday, the beautiful kind.

Thank you for a great review of the bonobo way. And, yeah, get it. Get it.

Get it. Get it. Right. It's in Kindle. It's in paperback. And it's on Amazon.

So. Let's say goodbye to Christian. Yeah. Christian. I'm sorry, Mars.

You've got 50 shades of the Mars. Yeah, I've got 50 shades of the Mars. It's because I'm wearing grey pants. Yes. Mars.

It's been delightful talking to you. We're going to come to you with our teeth. Beautiful, beautiful pleasure. I talk to you any day of the week.

Day of the month. Because you are such a phenomenal person. Aw. Thank you so much. It's always good to meet someone.

Nice to meet you, Lars. Yeah. When people believe for a reason that you cannot do amazing things in life,

take it from me. This is one of the amazing things. I got to speak to them. There you go. Nurturing even when you're not there. All right, Mars.

You like to be called Mars or Charles? Actually, you can call me Mars because that was a nickname I gave my late sister who also passed away in cancer.

Which is double depressing. So what a good name. I've always kept her nickname alive. It's kind of my nickname.

We'll be in touch. We'll be talking to you. We'll be communicating with Mars. Earth to Mars.

We got to wrap up the show now. Thank you, Mars. Thank you, Mars. Thank you, Mars.

Let's hear it for Mars. What a well-spoken man. He hasn't done the teeth yet. What are you thanking?

We'll find where he is and we'll all call him. He was like a troubadour. He was really singing the praises of the show

personified by myself. I think I'll have to give him my next PPO. PPO? Yeah, the Obamacare.

Medi-Cal. All right. So, Master D, thank you so much for sharing

your hot wax techniques and flogging the jewelry out of Layla Blue Phoenix.

He flogged her so hard that it ripped out of piercing right here. Wow.

That's a good word, right there. So next time we'll try and get the ones out of her nipples. That's gonna be awesome. Those ones screw on really well though.

I'm 50 shades of fucked up. It probably ripped her mind up before anything. Okay, so you have no Twitter or anything like that? I don't have a Twitter, but I do have an Instagram.

Okay. Phoenix of Living Flames. Phoenix of Living Flames. We got that right now.

There's actually pictures from my previous wax show with of course Master D. And there's a lot of them.

There's a lot of them. There's so many. And you're going to join Bonoboville. A lot of people got those.

You will be a goddess in Bonoboville. That's our new social media site. That everybody else should be just gearing up.

They should be joining and kind of gearing up to join because we are in the process of transferring everything to a new CMS,

which is gonna be really like awesome. For those of you who don't know CMS means content management system. Oh, thank you.

Thank you, darling, for translating. You're the one of the first. I thought I was being really hip.

No, you were. I was just for those who aren't hip. Helping them out. All right.

And so thank you, Chelsea. Everybody should know that Chelsea is available at the Dr. Susan Block Institute for telephone sex therapy

and webcam sex therapy. Maybe I'll have to try it out. Absolutely. We can all use a little therapy sometimes.

And Dark Phoenix is also available. He is also a therapist. I had a call this morning. It was great.

It was great. 310-568-0066. There you go. The Block Institute.

We can help. When you need to talk privately, our show is for the public exhibitionists.

But the private talk, yeah. That's for you, perhaps. All right. What was that?

Well, we're not doing Bonoboville Communion because in case you're wondering, it's because our main guest

is under 21. But over 18. So she can have all the sex she wants, but she can't drink.

We respect that. But you can drink on her. No, no, no. And Master D

is just kind of like almost a tea toddler. He barely drinks anything. I only drink at weddings. No.

That's nice. It just so happened that I'm getting married right now. I'm getting married right now.

In fact, I was proposed to you by a client just before this. There's a lot of birthdays today. It's always birthdays.

I rarely drink. I used to a lot when I was young. There you go. You did that already. Now you just gamble.

Now I just belly poke her. And drip hot wax on beautiful girls. I love women. All right. So we're going to kind of wind

ourselves into the after party. It's going to be something to watch. Yeah. But in the meantime, I want you to be good.

I want you to be happy. Whether you worship the holy mother or father or the holy transsexual

or snake or EV or the holy snake is certainly a figure of worship in many cultures.

Whatever you worship I want you to make like bonobos not baboons.

That means make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you.

I love you. I love you too. I love you. I love you.

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