Sex, Fun, Meatballs & Beer!

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Sinners, artists, and exhibitions, lawyers, beer connoisseurs, yes brothers and sisters, actors, writers, brewers, erection bakers, all you makers, art, film, meatball, and beer, and fun. All you children of sex, yes indeed, because we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, or the great

dragonfly in the sky. But one thing we know, we are all children of sex. And sex is what we talk about here on the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting live from Bonoboville. Sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? And I want to welcome you to the second live broadcast of the Dr. Susan Block show of 2016. Although in a way the

first one doesn't count, because it was our 2015 awards show for the Susie's. Yes indeed. And we had some fun. It was just like the Saturday after New Year, so it was just a few of us here. But this is our award, and it is Measure B compliant with the winner of the most ethical condoms on the head of the Susie, Glide America

condoms. And yes, she has wings and is anatomically, I guess, mysterious. So we actually have a Dr. Susie award winner from the past in our audience, but we'll get to that. Yes indeed. I'm very excited about this first show of 2016. Well, second show, but kind of the first show with guests, featured guests. Yes, all

new. All exciting. Well, yeah, okay. Give applause before you even know who they are. And I kind of feel, I don't know, maybe I should introduce them all at once in a way. But since my first guest is sitting all the way over there, I think I'm going to have you come up here. Christine DeBell. That's right. And yes,

you may recognize Christine. Here she is. You have to take your microphone. Oh, well, actually, Dayton. Here she is Dayton Reigns, brothers and sisters. And is your microphone on? Say hello. Yes. So Christine, let me get your some of your background here. Is my microphone. Yes, it is former Playboy cover girl. Can we say

what year? Yes, 1976. 1976. Wow. That makes me very, very old. That was a good year for Captain Max. That was a good year, of course. Yeah. Absolutely. 1976. And environmentalist. Yes. And star of, do we have the hors d'oeuvres, Max? Meatballs. Bill Murray. Another 1970 something classic. 79. 79. And you played Jackie Chan's wife and

the big brawl. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. Oh, Wikipedia is wrong. Okay. And yes, we're very excited to have you here. You have a new movie, or is it a TV show? No, it's a movie. Hunter Future Cop. Yes. And you play a villainess. I play a villainess. Yes, I do. Well, that's okay. That's acting. It was very exciting. Yeah, it's exciting to

be a villainess. Yeah. It was the first time I ever got to do that. Yeah. I was always, you know, the girl next door, right? Girlfriend. Absolutely. I got to play a police captain. And a bad police captain. Bad one. Really? Yeah. What way are you bad? I'm evil. I hate men. Evil. So not just naughty. This is not

just someone who deserves a spanking. I have to laugh. I'm sorry. Oh, this is my snake, Evie, by the way. How do you feel about snakes? I don't mind them at all. At first, I didn't think it was real. Oh, no, she's very real. She's real. She's very real. And, you know, speaking of, you know, living a long good life, she

is 15 years old. Wow. So there. So she's a little, you know, yeah, there she is. She's pink. Kind of. She's coral. She's all different colors. And she, she kind of matches our outfits here. She's coral, but she has a checkerboard stomach. And we are kind of very matching this evening. Yes. Absolutely. So you

like getting in touch with your evil side, your dark side. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people do. Some people just get to do that for Halloween. I usually play a kitty on Halloween. Yeah. And people do like to do whatever is unexpected, you know, and you've always been the good girl, right? Yes. We were camp counselor

and meatballs. Yep. And even in Playboy, you're kind of a good girl. Speaking of meatballs. We have some. I think I'll put Evie. I can get Evie. I got Evie. Oh, thank you, Dayton. You're welcome. So, okay, you can serve them actually. We were just wondering, do you like meatballs? I used to like, I like meatballs

if they're not made with meat. I like how you hold them. Handsome, Hollywood Jake, right around Hollywood level. Well, kind of a little lower, I think would be the appropriate level to hold your meatballs. Those are meat meatballs. Meat meatballs. Mm, yummy. Wait a second. Whoa,

whoa, we should introduce her before she eats a meatball. Yeah, don't just start shoving balls down people's throats, Jake, Hollywood, Jake. Absolutely, Jake. Quit shoving your balls. Are my manners. Yes. So this, I would like to say, is Destiny Dixon. I mean, Destiny Dare, Destiny Dare.

Sorry. That's a compliment, actually, because Destiny Dixon's one of my favorite people. But Destiny Dare is brand new to the porn industry and is represented by Ideal Image Models, one of our favorite agencies. If not the favorite, these, I think I will say the favorite. And so

welcome to the Noble Bell. Talk right into your microphone. Thank you very much. I'm very excited 2016. You know, I'm ready for a new year. It's a lot of excitement. In the beginning, I was nervous, but you know, it's it's bringing a lot of good people into my life,

and I'm enjoying it. And you're a runway model. Runway. I used to do runway. I used to. So pretty. How could you not do runway? Well, thank you. Oh, now you have jumped into the triple X world. Exactly. I have. But it was out of that. It was out of the blue.

And that's how life usually happens to me. Yeah, it's phenomenal. Why can see you're a woman of the blue must be a spiritual appetite, you know, ready to eat the meatball. Oh, I eat all the time. Yeah. It's good. Healthy appetite. What do

you think? Okay, so now she's been able to do it. Yeah, I was going to ask this Christine, if she would show us the proper way to eat a meatball. But I need to learn a vegetarian, which makes sense. She's an environmentalist. But you

could show us the way you like to eat meatballs. I guess your way. I mean, this is probably almost one bite for me. Whoa, guys, don't be intimidated. There she goes. Oh, goodness. That's it. You're so pretty. That's a meatball. You can have 10. This

is a delicious meatball. It is. You get 10 meatballs. That's awesome. This is a culinary show. You get 20 meatballs. Put all the balls in your mouth. You can get the recipe. Have a contest. You can fit the most meatballs. I might beat you. You

want a meatball? Oh, I might beat her. How many balls we can put in our mouth? Well, are they hot? Maybe we should have another one. We're not. I'm not proving ever. I always have to prove something. It's her turn. I eat meat. You eat meat.

I love me. You want some balls? I want raw meat. Really? Yeah, I love balls. All in my mouth. Yes, you can. Now, wait a second. This is sounding very porny. I am a porn star, right? Right. We were going to be eating balls on this show. I

mean, we didn't warn you about that. In your honor. Yes. Because of the meatball. No, it's great. We usually don't have meatball. Yay. Oh, not even a slip. That is impressive. You're so good here. She can eat like that because she's one more. Oh,

wow. Oh, wow. Yeah. She almost did them too fast. She's all four. She swallowed it. Wow. She swallowed it. Look at this mouth. Pretty good. Wow. How does that rank with other tributes to the movie meatballs? No, this is this would absolutely take first

prize is the best to meatballs I've ever seen. The best tribute to meatballs. Thank you. That was fun. Yeah, it was good. Never had a meatball competition. We didn't have much competition. With my own self, I guess. That's true. Well, my work is done

here. For now. Thank you, Jake. Hollywood Jake will take your shirt off later. Maybe he'll show his meatballs. So meatballs with. Yeah, with Bill Murray. You see how up on things I am. Yeah, Bill Murray. So did you have sex with him? I can't

remember. No, teasing. No, I was so no, I did not. But no, no, didn't try. No, no, we became friends though. Friends. Yeah. With benefits. No, no, I was having benefits with a grip, I think with a very down to earth. Yeah. Yeah. So you tend to go

for the grips more than your co stars. Yeah, the working man. The working man. Yeah. Okay. So are you married? No, no. And so are you available? I'm very available. Really? What are you looking for? Anything with two legs? Really? Any gender or just

male? Okay, just male with balls. Yeah, meaty balls. Yes. Yeah, I'm not a vegetarian when it comes to that. No, no. It's not easy to find though. Most men are not interested in dating a 61 year old. Not in LA. Well, but you don't look 61. 61. I don't

look 61. So you don't have to, you know, be that whatever that means. No, I'm not that. No, I'm not that. I'm not that I just end. And some men, you know, like older women, we had one one, we had one year last night. Okay, you know, we did

actually, we did. We had a guy here who was in his 30s who likes women your age. Really? Ooh, can I much so I'll get his number later. Okay, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that that's good to know. Now, I don't mean to be rude, but you could never be

rude. I have them. Yeah. Okay, that's why I excuse myself. But I have a regular Twitter follower. His name is Oh, okay. Well, he has he has this regular name Brad Hamilton. But his Twitter hook is avid masturbator. Oh, I saw him. Yeah. And he has an

accountant by day super masturbator by night or very early in the morning. And he tweeted today tonight, I used to masturbate to Christine DeBell when I was younger. Yeah. Well, I'm sure we have some applause. I mean, thank you for my

rudeness. But no, it's not rude. I'm sure a lot of his rudeness, I guess. And the thing is what I realized is there were a lot of young boys that that are probably or maybe they were in their 40s, when people came out. Yeah. And

they have they had a wicked crush on you, right? Yes, they were masturbating to me. And so one time I walked into a bar with some friends about 10 years ago. And this guy, young guy says, wow, you were in meatballs. And I'm like, Yeah, 40 years ago,

dude. And he I realized I went to my girlfriend's and said, I just realized that there are probably a shit ton of young men that have a wicked crush on me. So where are they? And how do I get me one? We're going to. We're working on this. By the

way, what am I hearing in my headphones? Is that meatballs? Or what am I listening to here? Someone is playing something. Yeah. Oh, maybe this is the cop movie. I hear it too. Oh, it's winter. It's a clip. What are they hearing? They're

playing this cop movie. This is my absolutely on it. There you are. Yes, crew. It looks very violent. No, but it isn't. It isn't. But it looks fine. I mean, look, the guy just shot a guy. How's that? I'm fine. Okay, well, it is violent for 90%

of the movie. And then it isn't no, she is doing her nails there. But okay, he's playing with Trump. I think actually, she was, she was whittling a lollipop stick. And now she's slicing his neck. That's violence. Yeah, not bonobo. Not

not. Yeah, guns. Yeah. Well, it's a cop drama. You know, it's it's just a movie, as they say. Did she drown him? That's hunter. Right. Okay. All right. So that was that. Hey, staff back there. That was great timing. We're talking about

meatballs and you play cop. Okay. So yeah, so you were you were definitely you probably still are the source of a lot of masturbatory fantasies. And I still hear sirens going. Can they turn that down? Yeah. Okay, but okay, thank you. So let's I

don't I don't have that I don't have a headset. So I'm not having that. No, no, but you have headsets. Right. And headsets help you actually, you should have headsets. You know, then you could hear yourself and talk better into

the mic. So yeah, but hearing myself is not always a good thing. It is actually. It's a good thing. But you know, we have to get another pair. Oh, what are you looking for? headsets. Okay. Okay. Oh, wow. Yeah. Better that way. It's

good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's almost like this is a radio show that you see on TV. So, uh, yeah, so so added masturbator, he obviously grew up watching your shows and well, he could have been masturbating to other people

really, not just me. No, I he was not just that's true. That's true. Because I know that because he's he's told us about a few others. But but I can you're definitely his type. And he he just probably also enjoyed your playboy cover

girl. Yep, spray. Yes, or a couple of the pictorials that I didn't bring it with you. No, no, I could have. I didn't think about that. Oh, next time. Oh, yeah, I can. Yeah. And then I did a couple of pictorials too. I bet you he

was masturbating for those as well. Yes. Yeah. Yes. All of it. So did you I was naked. Had you been naked before? Were you a nudist or no, no, it was just a modeling job. But it was, you know, a naked model job. It was your first naked

model and it's not working. Yep, pretty much. Yep. Wow. And playboy right after what were you doing before that? I was just getting into film and television and then I was asked to be in playboy and I said, okay, I guess. Okay,

sure. And where were you from? New upstate New York. And so did that like catapult you into Hollywoodville? No, it catapulted me to New York and modeling the by Lee Ford. And then from Eileen Ford wearing clothes, I went to playboy

wearing very little. Right. So you're kind of crossover back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. And at this point, yeah, you're just, you know, now I mature woman. For a lot of guys, who might have like avid masturbator, you know, had their

first orgasms to you with, and that's why you make them feel young, which is the most important thing about age is not how old you are, but how old you feel. Yes. And if you make someone feel young, because you bring back that memory of

their first, you know, I have a great story about that. I was doing a signing in, in Percipeni, New Jersey. Yeah, the chiller was the name of the show. And this dad came up with his very large son, who could have been six foot, maybe

he was 13 or 14. And he said, the dad said, Oh, I think it was he trusting character? He said he was a camp counselor, but he and his wife had not let their son see meatballs yet. And I, I said, it's PG 13, isn't it? And, you know, it was just

crazy. And what I realized the word balls. No, no, here's what I realized. He probably had sexual fantasies about me and he did not want his son to feel that. Oh, because you'd been in playboy. Well, no, no, because of meatballs. I

mean, he was going through puberty. When he saw meatballs, we had a very big crush on me. And, you know, and was having these sexual fantasies about me and didn't want his son to have the same one. Exactly. That's what I figured out.

Because, you know, interesting. And maybe some want their sons to have the same ones. And maybe it down. Anyway, meatball to meatball. So did you have sex with Jackie Chan? Nope. Did you like feel his muscles a lot?

His other muscle? I did feel his, you know, because I I didn't feel that muscle. Was there another hot grip on that one? There were there were a few. Yes, grips, gaffers. Yeah, like

those handyman. Yep. Everybody needs a guy with a nice tool belt. Yeah, I agree. Or a nice tool. The other. So, do you know about bonobos? You're an environmentalist. Yes. Yeah. I read about them because I

read about you before I came on the show. Oh, I'm so glad to like open you up to bonobos. So here we are in Bonobo ville. It's very exciting to be here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And a shout out to Joe Williamson, who brought you here. Thank you,

Joe. Yeah, thank you, Joe. Agent Deluxe. And a shout out to Roberto Bonobo, who also arranged it. He is the associate producer of this show. I like the abbreviation for associate producer, because it's ass producer. Does he have a

nice ass? Yeah, there he goes. Okay. He's showing it to you. Look, you got a young guy showing this. Pulling up his pants. No, seeing it was was perfect. See, you're getting offers

already. What is this I hear about a rumor about Richard gear? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't sleep with him either. No, no, no.

But you dump somebody or what happened? Did I somebody else? Oh, well, how does that go? How does the story go? I don't know. The story is that people wonder why I ended up in blood

brothers, which was Richard gear's first film, why I ended up with Robert England and not, you know, Richard gear in the movie. Yeah, in the movie. Okay. Yeah. Not in real life. Have you had sex with any famous people you can talk about?

I have actually, but I'm not gonna talk about no, no, it wouldn't be nice. I can't. Don't kiss and tell. No, no, no, no, but we do about the grips. Yeah, well, and then I'm not using their name. And we're all going to look at meatballs,

credits and see who's and then we will know his name. Yeah, but it could have been the gaffer. It could have been me, you know, and the lighting. Yeah. You also did a movie with Steven Spielberg.

Well, he was the executive producer. I want to hold your hand. And it was Robert Samekus's directorial debut. But I had a very small part. I played a hooker. Oh, yeah. So tell me about that. We love hookers. I think I rubbed mustard sex

workers. I think I put mustard all over him. Mustard. Is that a common hooker thing? Mustard? No, but it was a comedy. It was a comedy. So they were just going for humor. Right. Okay. Mustard all over. I was rubbing it as I

remember. I don't know. I saw I in it's been a while. Right. Not sure who your your John was. I know I definitely remember him. Yeah. Was this also PG 13? Yes. Really? Well, hookers rubbing

mustard is PG. Yeah, I was I think it was just in a bra. Okay, he's putting mustard on this guy. All right. Well, it was very not sexual at all. No, no. Okay. So the sexiest thing you did was Playboy the new probably yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Well, you know, we're happy to have you here, you know, because so happy to be here. You know, you are it just goes to show you don't have to be all that sexual to be the object of sexual fantasies galore. Right? Yeah. So you know, I

think it's leaving something to the imagination is very helpful. Sometimes that works. And sometimes like creating the imagination. Yes, Max. You know, I always after all these years dealing with sexuality. I mean, I was arrested because

people were masturbating to my magazines. Yes, little that they know that they were also masturbating to you. See? Well, yeah. I mean, kids masturbate to all kinds of things. You know, lingerie ads, newscasters, violence. Unfortunately, people

do masturbate to violence too. So anyway, it's, it's, it's great to have you here. I, I'm going to have a couple of other guests maybe we'll do a little musical chairs, maybe you could sit in that chair. And I will have Miss destiny

dare come forward here. But don't go anywhere. Okay. Destiny dare come sit down with me. So we're all very impressed with your meatball ingesting ability. And meatballs are definitely a theme of tonight's show. You have a little bit

you know, from the meat, not I tried to get it. But you know, considering meatballs will be that any kind of the full meal you had. Yeah, it's not bad. You look great. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely. So I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to have you

and you are from like the Valley. You're a Valley girl. I am. I am. Great. And and you have entered the world of porn. Is that I just like a month and a half ago. Yep. Wow. What do you think so far? So far, I enjoy it actually. Yeah, I've been

able to be more comfortable with my own body and my own ego, my own spirit, and connect with myself better, connect with myself better in that kind of way. Stay connected to them. Yes, I will. Yes. And so you were a runway model before. Yes. And I

guess before that you were a student. I mean, yes, I got my associate's degree at junior college. Yeah, what did you major in? Communications, mass media journalism. Well, you're certainly communicating with the mass. Well, maybe not the mass

media. Guess what? What? She's been arrested and being a therapist. Oh, well, yes, yes, I was talking about that. Okay, well, we do do private therapy here at the Institute. But right now, we're we're showcasing you and your

fingernails. Look at these nails. Oh my God. My goddess, those are extraordinary. You're all glittery and lovely. And feet are also very glittery and lovely. And and so you're doing runway modeling, modeling, what dresses,

underwear, dresses, dresses. Yes, you're very tall. Yeah, how tall are you? Almost six feet. Wow. Can you stand up and kind of show off your so I'm about six, two and a half right now. 63. Look at this. You're so pretty. Turn around

in your dress. Yes. Very nice. Yes. Okay. And you're not even wearing platforms. Good for you. Oh, never platforms. No, you don't need to. I love wearing the heels. Makes me even taller. Right. And so what gave you the idea to do porn? I actually

ran into the industry not knowing I was going to be in the industry. So how it started was I met an agent at a party and he invited me to a movie premiere. Can we name that agent? Or did you I mean, I know the agent. Maybe I don't

maybe you don't. My agent, I'll keep that I'll keep that from the download. Okay, but you've got a lot of download. But actually, whether it's partners or agents, right? Nobody wants to tell. I went to he invited me to a private party. And I tried

out to be a bottle server for the Grammy after party at the Playboy mansion. So I actually made that. And I went to go pick up my check for the connection here. Yes. Playboy Playboy. So I want to go try out and I made it and I want to go

pick up my check. Thank you. I'm very excited for that. Yeah, excited. Never know what'll take me. But um, so I want to go pick up my check and I walk into the main office and I see hustler magazines, you know, nude pictures everywhere. I'm

like, what's going on? And my agent will now my agent, he started talk to me, gave me my check. And after that, I asked him about all the pictures and what was going on kind of confused a little bit. And he got into the conversation. He asked

me if I was interested. Okay. And after that, I decided, you know, I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. So I gave it a try. And like I said before, now you're here. It's opened me up. And I'm here with Dr. Susan. Yes. Well, I'm glad you're

just kind of going from point A to point B. Exactly. And here you are. Yes. So I mean, you're only 22. Do you feel like you're very sexually experienced? Are you going to learn about sex through porn? Um, okay, I will say I'm sexually

experienced, but to a certain extent, because when it when it comes to new things in sex, I feel like I gradually get to it and am able to do it fairly easy. So it comes it comes easy to me. I have an idea. Can I have an idea? Well, you

could have an idea, but we don't have much time. Okay, real quick. Maybe we should take Jake's shirt off and ride the bicycle. If destiny's open to that. Yeah. Hey, this is for show. This is for show. First of all, haven't introduced all

of our guests yet. We haven't got all our guests yet. That's that's Dayton is very excited to have you here. And she wants you to ride the ride. It's so bad. Troy wants to see me. I do. I do. And we want I want you to too. But it's it's

we're not even at break yet. And we haven't introduced all our guests. Sorry. So before we we move on to equipment, I I do want to introduce your current agent and representative T real. T real. And we love T real. He's, of course, the

director of ideal image models. You can sit like on either side. Yeah. Absolutely. Sexy person sandwich. Yes, I'd like to be in a sexy person sandwich. Absolutely. This is very hot. And friendly. And also, let's have that award because this is an

award we pass around here on the show. Take the award. You can't take it with you. Only award. But we do award. We give awards for various aspects of artistry and exhibitionism. Excellent. Oops. And this one, of course, is measure B

compliant. But his halo has fallen over his face. So now it's become a mask. But anyway, T real won the award. He actually hasn't been here for two years. So the last time he was on it was 2013. And he played the King King Achashveros in our

poem play. Yes, it was wild. It's a very sexy story. If you know the story of Esther, in the Bible, it's it's like full of sex and seduction and eunuchs having sex and seduction, as well as the King having a lot of sex, both with, well, trying

to with Vashti, but she won't. So he throws her out. But in our story, she doesn't actually get executed or banished. She gets put on the cross and whipped. Yes, that's more fun. And then the King has all these

compromise. Anyway, and of course, Esther, who wins his heart. Yes. And he did such a great job. He won most royal without being spoiled. But um, bum, here you go. Thank you. Most royal without being spoiled. You're a war for King T real. Thank all my fans

and everybody who put me in that position. Yeah, give a speech. Yeah. Thank you. Well, I haven't been around for the last two years because I've been starting in writing agency. So I'm sure you've seen probably some of my models here like Fox and

Isaiah. Yeah, I dedicated a lot of my time being behind the scenes, but I'm happy to be back. Well, there's a lot of scenes going on. Yeah, a lot. He real is my agent. I know she's a whole scene in another cell. She's I am a scene. She's an

amazing scene. She is an amazing scene. And she's you know, just our our favorite girl. She's great. So here we go. I would also like to introduce. Yes, we have another guest. Our beer maker, Arthur. Yeah, thank you. What should Arthur sit

down? Well, we could all scoot over. This is a notch. Let me find out how long we have. Oh, yeah, we have to break before the break. What do we have? Eight minutes. Eight minutes till the break. Okay. So, let's see. More meatballs. More meatballs.

He bought some beer. Well, you know, beer. Yes, we should, we should, we should have some beer. I think we should have some beer, right? Do you drink beer? Is that something? Do you have a microphone so you can speak? Yes. I don't drink

beer. All right. I first of all, no, that's fine. She has, I, I, I've been told that I pour alcohol down people's throats. Actually, that's dating. No, we only do that with your permission and request. Consensual. But yeah, this is a

show with a bar. You know, and some people just do it in, in the green room before the show, they, they offer you wine or, you know, whatever their sponsor drink is. So we just do it on the show. You know, instead of before the show.

Right. Yeah. Right. But you don't have to. But I think he makes other things too, right? I've got beers and soda. So, soda is non-alcoholic. Nice. Do you drink soda? Me? Yeah, I drink soda. No, I'm asking. Do you drink soda? No, not even. You're

very sacred. You drink water. Yeah. Okay, we'll get you some water. Thank you. Yeah. Do you make me? I do make me. I That's cool. The soil is actually organic and it doesn't have any preservatives or anything. That's awesome. I want some of

that. It's pretty much lemonade just carbonated. Turn up his mic a little please. So, do you drink me? No, no, no, I just know someone who makes me. It's cool. No, I just I'm off sugar. I'm off so many things. So, beer, beer brewing,

home beer brewing. It's not that hard to do. Good. Anybody could do it. Yeah. How do you do it? I well, there's a simple recipe which when I introduce the wheat beer, it's syrup, yeast and hops. That's all it is. Okay. It's a simple recipe that

anybody could use and do. You could do it in your home and seduce lovers with it with your own private beer brew. Well, that's usually how it works. You know, building value and people like value when you could build it and you know,

what's the greatest thing when you're like, hey, come over. I got this keg of beer. Yeah, it's true. It's a party starter. You know, definitely. So, beer, let's have some beer. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, absolutely. Let's do it

before the break. We we should, you know, be here. Why don't you sit down on the couch? I have all your things set up. Just move over here. Just move over here. Just move over here. Smidge. You move a smidge. There we go. All

right. You want your CO2 tank? Okay. So, you've got beer here. Okay. Look at this beer. We have product placement right here. And I'm just gonna put this in your shirt if you don't mind. Okay. So, yeah, we have to, no, not

in the shirt. You have to hold this already or Dayton, you could hold it. I got it. Okay. So, you're gonna, I'll hold this. Okay. I'm holding the beer. Okay. Do we have a glass? We should have some glasses. Beer glasses, please.

I think we got some something clear so you can see the beer. So, what's the difference between making beer and soda? Well, with the soda, it's just any kind of liquid and sugars. Maybe you might want to add

phosphate or citric acid as a preservative and CO2. But with the beer, it's activated with yeast. Yeah. All right. Special about your soda. My soda? Yeah. It's special because I made it. Nice. Good answer. Okay. Well, I think

that might like a combination of your beer and your soda because I like Chandy's. Cool. You know, that's a combination of lemon and beer. Okay. Do you have one brand for your beers and we have jars. This is what

it's not a brand. It's just I mean, not a brand. A name for your drink. We have jars for the men, goblets for the ladies. Oh, look at this. This is for someone who wants a lot of beer. All right. So, let's pour a bunch of beer here.

Okay. Here we go. And what kind of beer is this? This one is a this one's a wheat beer. A wheat. This one's a real simple one that all of us with allergies get ready to sneeze. As opposed to an oat beer? Is it? Yeah, it's barley beer.

Barley. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's looks very used to it. Now, is your beer appetite as big as your meatball? Uh, you know, I'm actually not that big a fan of a beer, but I will give it a try. I'll give it a

try. All right. We'll go. Oh, maybe. Oh, maybe. You don't have to drink the whole thing at once. Take a couple of sips. What if I want to? This is very good. You could. This is very good. I said you don't have to. Yeah. If

you want to, go right ahead. What are you saying about the wheat? I usually, I'm not a big fan of wheat and beer, but this is very good. This is very good. Well, you're welcome. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people have gluten

allergies or something, so they might have some trouble with beer. All right. It's very good. All right. Do we pass this around or do you? I mean, I'll take it. It's all ours. You want the whole beer?

She's going to drink it all. This morning. Okay. There's more and we have other glasses too, so they're very attractive glasses. They are. They are attractive glasses. They got the bananas. Oh, this is a

different one. One is a paleo. Paleo. Okay. I'll have a sip of this one. Anybody want to try some? Beer drinker. No, good. Okay. You guys, this is special beer. It's home brewed. Camera guy wants

them. Yeah. The camera woman wants one. You know, I'm not going to be able to drink hardly any of this, but you want to share. Can we get some for out here, Dr. Susie? Yes. I'm going to just

take a little sip. Okay. Oh, actually, can I have, you know what? I'm going to use my straw. Is this tacky? Can I just say one thing? Sure. Hunter is available in Walmart and on Amazon.

When did it come out? Pick up your copy. When did it come out? It just, it came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sold out of Walmart. Who wants beer? I want some beer. Hold on. This beer is for sale. Yeah, it's on Amazon.

Yeah. And where else? Watch out. Watch it. Yummy. Okay. So, we have beer for the beer drinkers out there for the cameraman. That's good. Drink some beer. Oh, and oh, no, you're a beer

drinker, right? Yeah. Do you like some beer? Don't get too drunk, though, because we don't have to. You don't have to drink it if you don't want to. But you should have a little of it. Dr. Susie, I got a nice

glass for the lady. Yeah, I'll try a little beer. Have some beer. Do you want to try some of this? Um, are you going to pour it in my mouth? Okay, yeah. Okay. I mean, if you want me to, is that what

you want? I don't think it has, I don't think it has the right tip. She wants you to pour. It has the right tip to pour. Okay, so here, there you go. You can pour it into her mouth. All right, Dave, go for it.

She's going to, what are you doing? She's going to take the beer sort of anally, or I don't know what she's, what is she doing? Orally, she's going to take it like it's, it's ejaculating into her mouth now. This beer.

Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. That's called a swimming pool of beer. Did you like, have you ever seen your beer, you know, dispensed like that? No, it's real pupper. Okay, there it goes. More beer. Yes, it looks lovely. Almost looks like a golden shower, but it's not.

Whoa. All right. I'm sure that Christine appreciated that. No, okay. Well, Chris appreciated that. I can't tell you guys, could we have some for us out here? Yeah, yeah. Here, have some beer. Damn. All right. Thank you. Yeah. Your beer is a big hit in Bonoboville.

Oh, it has a nice, yeah. It's killing. It's killing. What is that? It's about earthy hill. If I eat the flittery, do I get to stay here forever? Yes, forever. So, I think we're ready for a commercial. So, don't go away. I mean, don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back with sex,

fun, beer and another meatball. I think we need to give her another meatball. I like being a meatball. Yeah. And you're going to have. I love meatballs. Yeah, we're going to have meatballs and some bratwurst also. And, very good. Pussy pie. Yeah. I don't know about pussy pie,

but I'll take some more balls. I do the pussy pie. You can do all the. No, it's very good. You can suck on the bratwurst. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have

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Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh.

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I think we have orgasm, Houston, and let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it. Eva Ejection.

We, we, we, we, we. To five, sister Kenny. Testify. That you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm... The husband's family. You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh my God. Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. That's my girl. Welcome back. Okay. All right.

We're back. And we are the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And tonight we have

an exciting guest here. We have Christine DeBell. Christine DeBell. Where's the camera on Christine DeBell?

Where's the camera on Christine DeBell? Yes. Former playboy, cover girl, environmentalist, star of Meatballs with Bill Murray,

and the big brawl with Jackie Chan. And the current movie is Hunter Future Cop. Yes.

Kind of violent. Mystical cop. Deadly force. Champion of the people. Desire out on watching this movie

and not on shooting people. I just got an Amazon gift card. I'll spend it on that. There you go.

All right. And she plays a meme cop. You should take a microphone over there. Yeah, why don't you come over here? Or come over here. That's probably a little better.

More comfortable. All right. So does everyone have microphones? Yes.

There we go. All right. So we are back. And yes, Christine. And we also have beer brewer

Arthur McKee. Yeah. Has already brewed us pretty well. And he is starring.

Well brewed. He's gonna make some lemonade. He's got some lemonade that he made. He's got some lemonade.

And we have a ritual here that didn't feel right to do with beer. also we got to give a shout out

to Agua. Could we get some Lays over here so I can get some of these people laid? We have some Agua Lays

to get people laid. Agua is well it is alcohol and it certainly has some sugar in it.

But it's herbal. And it's handcrafted in Amsterdam. It's cocoa leaf herbal liquor.

And we just got a beautiful New Year's present from Agua. And oh yes, here are some Lays. Yes.

I thought you meant Lays potato chips. Close. Close. You can get laid from that too.

But it's a little crunchier. Would you like a lay? I want to say that I got Christine DeBell laid.

Nice. I got her laid. I so needed it. Yes, absolutely.

And Arthur, can I get you laid? Totally done. I'm going to get you laid.

Please lay me. This is all tied up here. Can you unravel this? Okay, here's it.

Can you go? There we go. Yes. Absolutely.

How come I don't get laid? You do. You get laid all the time. I know.

Can we get other Lays? These are tangled Lays. We got a whole bunch of them. I can untangle them.

Thank you. Agua cocoa leaf liquor is one of our favorite drinks. We also have Ron to Jeremy

and for the non-drinkers we have Arthur's Lemonade.

Lemon soda. We're going to make this live on the spot. This is a total bar. We have water.

What do you mean? What are you doing? He's making the soda live on the spot. He's making the soda.

Right here. Lemonade. Because T-Real is his drinking. He's going to have soda.

It's squirting. It's squirting. You have a lot of squirting on this show. People...

He's not allowed to look right. I got laid so I'm so excited. I told you I was going to make your social life.

This is soda shooting. You did get laid. You can say that now about this show. You got laid on the Dr. Susan Block show.

This is a fabulous looking soda. How is he making that? Would you like to try our Agua cocoa leaf? This looks like he's pouring it from one bottle to the other.

Hold this. You take it as a shot. You might need to help her out. What kind of liquor is it?

Talk into the mic. What kind of liquor is it? This is cocoa leaf. But it's perfectly legal.

It's fabulous. This is something that we call communion. Bonoboville communion. Which is a religious ritual

for people who aren't very religious. Did anyone grow up Catholic? I actually grew up being a Catholic. Were you an altar girl or something?

I was. I was an altar girl. I used to select her. I was all about the church thing.

But nowadays, you grow up and you pick your green warm lamp. You're only 22.

How long ago could that have been? I'm sorry. Probably about 22. I ended at 15.

15. In seven years, a lot has happened. You haven't done communion in that long. When's the last time you did Catholic communion?

Last time I did Catholic communion was 17. Right. Do you miss it?

Not really. To be honest with you. Sorry, I had to laugh. That's all right.

It's more of a group thing and conflicting on what you want to look for and how you want to get raised. I believe that everyone has a higher power.

Technically, you don't need that one religion to base yourself upon. One of the things we should thank the Catholic Church for

is providing many great porn stars. Many porn stars. The Catholic Church has provided. Thank you.

I'm a porn star, but I'm still good. I'm good. And you grew up, what religion? Baptist.

Nothing at all. My family is very faithful but not much religious. Faithful?

They're true to each other. I'm very happy. It's kind of like the old Shinto religion in Japan.

They're religious about each other. T-Rail is a hard-driven working mother-fucker. I do a lot.

There's the pure mother-fucker. He worked hard. I believe in aliens. What religion did you grow up with?

You grew up with the alien religion? She believes in aliens. I did not really grow up with any religion.

Oh, okay. Playboy. Yeah. I grew up as a nihilist. A nihilist?

Yeah. That's a nihilist. I thought it was pronounced nihilist, but it's okay.

Nihilist, nihilist, you saved tomato, I saved tomato. We're only this big. Nothing matters.

We're all going to die anyways. The good part is we should enjoy it. True. Like tonight.

Now he's going to make a soda. Watch out, folks. Wow. This is exciting. Whoa.

Look at that. Is that like a really big cum shot? That looks something phallic about it. Yes.

Like Peter Norr. Like it's going to shoot. It does. So what are you doing exactly right now?

I'm just simply putting CO2 into lemonade. Making it bubbly. Making it bubbly. Okay, but this is now the part where we do

bonobos. We do communion. So would you offer yourself as an altar girl perhaps

to T Real to do his communion? Why not? Can we have that on the microphone so we know that? Why not?

Would you like to? I would like to. Okay. That's what I like to hear.

Usually it's nipples. Could be other body parts. Could we have a striptease?

Why not? Should we have a little striptease music? Very tall.

Very tall. You can leave you alone. Do you want me to unzip your dress? I'll borrow the dress.

I will. Here she goes out of her little black dress. Such

a lovely runway model turned ideal image model. Let me get that.

Has she been in movies lately? I think she shot three so far. She's got some more coming up soon. Hopefully when she does her movie

she doesn't wear dresses like this that are impossible to take off. No, no. I'm not easy.

Very teasing. This is a big tease. Here she goes. We can't hear you.

What's going on? What's going on? We're going to get fined. Sorry.

I'm like a guy that just wants to come. I'm so sorry. I'm like a guy that wants to come. I might just tip in

and then I'm done. How do I do it? Should she stand? Should she lay?

She's a little tall to stand. Let's look at these beautiful lacy I'm trying to get the eye-tight

on her. Actually your thong kind of sort of mashes the lacy.

Look at the little dog on that. Yes. Animal friendly. It's an animal friendly show.

We usually like bonobos, but dogs are great too. Look at those long legs. You've got to stand up with that. Those long legs shown.

And a little turn around. Happy nude rear. All right. Also I want to point out the fabulous

this area right here. I know. I'm not supposed to touch you. I know.

I know. This is the altar girl. You're very heterosexual. Which is unusual in porn.

Usually porn stars are kind of bi, but we're okay with that. Especially since we have the handsome T-real.

Here we go. First you lick the altar. The nipple would be good. And yes.

And then I being the priest. Sprinkle the salt. And that's the body of course.

And now do we have to shake this up again? Is this ready? Okay so lick that. Lick the salt.

The altar. And now this. So how do you drink this? Just take the cap off.

Take the cap off. Watch out. Don't point it this way. Whoa.

It's happening. Whoa. Okay. It's going to fall off.

So here you go. Here's your lemonade. Would you like to have it poured down your throat by the lovely Dayton?

So you need to lean back in her lap. Okay so basically you're going to lean back in my boob. I don't have any boob.

Put your head in my tip. Maybe you want to show them off. And back. And now this is a way to chug

lemonade folks. I don't think he's leaning back enough. There we go. There he goes.

Oh yes. You ever have your lemonade drunk this way? Never. This is pretty erotic way to drink your

lemonade. And the whole Bonoboville communion thing too. You know, licking on the nipples and stuff.

Now I'm a hatch. There you go. Yum. All right. So can we have some applause

please for Teereel taking his Bonoboville communion from the lapsed Catholic

porn star and awesome. Okay so that was your first communion since you were 17.

You were the altar girl for this turn. Yes I was. I was the altar girl for this turn and felt good.

Felt good. Felt right. That was my first time ever taking communion. And how did you like the lemonade? It was good. The salt was really good actually.

Thank you. Carbonated? Pretty carbonated? I was wondering whether

one of her fellow cops had punched him in the eye or something. Oh it was your boobs.

Look at Dayton's talented titties. Yes. She has talented titties. She does.

All right so are you ready to take communion now? Ready. You ready? Well

you know the thing is she says she doesn't like girls. You know I mean she likes girls but not as sexual partners.

So you know. All right well I'm here. Because you're here. Oh right Max is here too.

I may be old but I'm not dead. Right on Max. All right so you choose a body part.

Oh goodness gracious. And you're the altar now. Okay so I choose a body part? Yeah.

Oh you've got that. God bless. Turn on your microphone. That's a mean thing they say

in the south when they hate you. God bless her. I say in a funny way. In a funny way.

In a funny sense. I'm like God bless. Start crying out. It's religious.

But we should add the goddess in there. I hate the fact that I can't decide a body part. Okay I think Dayton could probably come up with a good body part.

Do you want to lick it off of? Do you want to try on a girl? I don't. He's your boss.

I'm actually his boss. You're his boss. I'm his boss. He's the agent.

But Not in a mean way. I love all of you. I think we have to take this yellow shirt off.

It's too yellow. Okay. How about that? Let's lick his dick.

Let's make him show his dick. Let's show our pussy and dick every day. Our tits, pussy, asshole, everything. That's what he books us for.

So how he shows his. This is a worker boss kind of interaction. That's okay.

If it's okay with all my other guests. I wouldn't want to upset anyone. Everyone's okay. T-Real is pretty, you know.

It's fine. Would you like another lemonade? What am I getting myself into on the show? You'll see me soon.

All right. The King. The winner of Most Royal

Without Being Spoiled. Here he is. Ready to reveal his scepter for the double bill communion.

It's very fancy though. As always, I wasn't prepared. Somehow, I think that you have to open up the shirt though.

What are you looking for? The yellow is just... You need help there? Yeah.

It's lower. It's down below. It's down there somewhere. Too many clothes. Where is it?

Distribute too many clothes. Oh my God. The way she went. There you go.

That was very... I'm getting penis on me. It needs a little more love than just there you go. All right.

So someone needs to wet the altar. I guess that has to be me. It doesn't have to? I mean, it can be me.

I mean... If you want it to be you. It's you because you're our guest. But if you don't, you don't have to.

Dayton, go for it. You're feeling it already. A little lick. You pulled it out. Right.

What are you doing? Putting salt on there? Putting salt on there. That's the Bonoboville part. Then it becomes so Peter.

Yeah. Okay. And now, you get the drink. And here she goes.

Down the hatchet. C'est bon. C'est bon. Oui, oui. And let's hear it for Dayton Reigns.

Yes. And Tyriel the king. Thank you very much. For providing your scepter as an altar.

And you know, the royal scepter should come out. I've never fucked a big black dick. Or a little one on TV. But now I did.

Really? And now. That was good. All right. We can't hear you though.

You're talking into your dick, not your microphone. Wait till Donald Trump seizes. Both about the same size. That's fun.

No, I think your dick wins it over the microphone. Absolutely. Can we have a hand for Tyriel's scepter? Woo!

Okay, put it back in. Get it? No. Make sure it's not caught on the zipper.

To take care of our guests. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for providing yourself as an altar.

Now you didn't take communion. You don't have to. I mean, I didn't know that's how it works. I thought someone can make it wet.

I thought someone can make it wet for me. And then I'll take the salt. You were ready to take the salt. I think salty.

Little did we know. You didn't explain how it's supposed to happen. Wow. Okay, you can take the salt.

It's probably still wet. Try it off a nipple. She doesn't want to. First time for everything.

First time. I never sucked a black dick on video. But now I did. And I have sucked a black dick. The show runs away from me.

I'm kind of fucked. For my career. Oh, that's all right. So now let's just do it.

There you go. This is a negotiation. It's very bonobo. This is the bonobo way.

Negotiating. Not bombing. Not bras, not bombs. Right.

And here we go. Now, how do you feel about being with a woman for the first time?

It's just a lick, but it's a real crossroads experience. Whoops, that mic isn't working. I mean, I want to get boobs.

Wait, wait. So you are interested in licking her boobs. I want to see what it's like to have some boobs.

Interesting. You know, women have all kinds of reasons for exploring their bisexuality. It's sometimes not because

it turns you on so much. It's more like just a learning experience. I think you'll have fun. But I think your boobs are beautiful.

You shouldn't get boobs. Don't get boobs yet. You have great nipples. Those nipples are amazing.

I love all boobs whether they have implants or not. But I agree with Christine that if you don't have implants already,

don't get them at least for a few years. Wait, wait, wait. Be yourself. Keep them natural.

Keep them natural. You're 27. Christine is also your fan. But yes, try a suck of

Dayton's 54 C specials. 54? 54 around.

No way. It's the wrong way. It's more like 32 triple F. I'm only a double D because I don't like to say triple.

I don't want to be a triple fatty. But you're like a 32 up there. That's where you're very slim. Okay, so here we go.

Are you licked my nipple? Is this your first lick of a female nipple? Ever? Well, we open up the camera.

Ever. Lick of a female nipple. We get a virgin lick of them. Let me just take three breast dumps.

Man. First time for everything. Whoa. And here goes the

salt. Another Catholic whip through. Got it very lipsticky too. Nice and lipsticky.

Now lay back in my lap and I'm going to pour alcohol down your throat. You're a lot taller than me. I'm a midget.

I like the way she has a cross on the back. Right? It's very sexy and it says faith. Faith, brothers and sisters. That's what we need.

Even if it's faith in family or faith in love. Faith in bonobos. I have faith in the bonobo way.

And some people have faith in agua because it is delicious. It goes down. The bonoboville communion hatch and here she goes.

This is destiny dare. Ideal image models newcomer and she is getting

laid by Agua Coco-Leaf-the-Cur and down the hatch she goes.

Woo. And upper nose. Well, you know, there's accidents. I can only do so much.

Maybe two nipples. Let's give her a hand. She had her first nipple lift. And a nice drink of Agua.

That's some good liquor. That's some good liquor. Can we get that? That was some good liquor.

All the good is like that. Good liquor. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. You were very good at licking.

Toggle problems, I'll make a way back. Okay. And I should ask my guest, would you like some

bonoboville communion? Yeah, yeah, okay. Maybe I should take my tutu off. Your tutu? Sure, take your tutu off.

I'm not religious, so I think I'll pass on to you. Well, all right. You don't have to. I love to watch. Yeah, I see that.

We can take it off of you. You know, I get a chance too. All right, that's Susie. Yeah.

The eager guest is Arthur. Okay. What are you doing?

Yes. So, our beer maker, would you like to do bonoboville communion with your beer or with Agua

cocoa leaf liquor? Can you please get on a microphone, darling? I'm gonna have to try the Agua. I've never tried it in my life.

All right, Arthur. You're gonna love it. You can pick any of us, you know. By the way, this is communion the right way.

Oh, as you both say, by the way. We also have t-shirts. Okay, now they're extra, extra large. Oh, where does the dress?

Yes. There you go. Very good. Actually, that's awesome. Invented.

Very good. It will be addressed if you cut it. So, were you going to take communion off of Dayton? Um...

She said anybody, I should take it off of you. Oh. All right. Ah, Mistress of the Airways.

Mistress of the Airways. Take it easy. That's my wife. Yeah, that's his wife. Just so you know.

But he can share her nipples for religious purposes only. I'll still pour it down your throat. I'm gonna pour it down your throat.

I will be both altar and priest. So, all right, so I guess you should come over here. Now he's gonna go in a limousine ride.

Come on over here. It's raining right in the back. But I think you should have, like, a bottle of your beer nearby for product placement.

Okay. Where's the bottle? A bottle of beer. Oh, the bottle's at the bar.

Oh, okay, we got the soda. Oh, yeah. Ah, the beer. Thank you.

No problem. All right. Maybe you'll just, wait, no, actually, you should hold it between your legs like a cock.

Because you should hold it between your legs like a cock. That would be great. I think you'll be turning on.

Then it looks like you're jacking on. Just put it on the floor, right there. That's perfect. It looks casual that way. There you go.

Yeah, your pants are undone or something. We need a glass. Oh, you got it. You got it. Okay, so you hold this as a product placement.

Okay. And now, he wants to lick off you. And you do the salt nipple, right?

Yes. So, what should I do? Take your nipple out? No, you don't have to take. I can do that.

Okay. Yeah, of course. I want to lick your pussy, always. No, I did that last time. Okay.

All right, so hold his microphone, though. Okay, I got it. You can hear his slurping sounds this way. There we go.

Go for it. You lick. You lick first. You lick your nipple.

There you go. And now I put the salt on. And you lick. And you get the salt.

And now, you get the drink. Loving it. Good.

That's human, you know. We are made of water and salt. There's no salt. There's no...

Okay, so, here. Oh, what do you need to do? You need to pour it down. She likes to pour it down there.

People's throats. It's very dramatic. Here we go. Ready? Yes, and get it all over their chin

is another thing that we do here. Good job. Good job. And the beer brewer gets Aguad

and laid. Yes. You definitely got laid there, didn't you? What are we at?

So, I think we're almost out of time. So, I do want to hear a report from the voyeur. What do you think of Bonoboville Communion?

I think Bonoboville Communion is very erotic. Erotic? Yes, I would guess so. And what about the spiritual

aspect? It was spiritual, too. I felt very spiritual. We are very spiritual, yes.

Can I ask you one thing? Okay, so, from my own experience, kissing a nipple for my first time, not being my mom's...

Actually, I never even had it for my mom because I was adopted. So, I never even got breastfed. You didn't get breastfed? I did not.

So, what do you think about that? I thought it was very brave of you to do that. Awesome. That's good.

Thank you. I did, too, you know? Because, I mean, and it's very Bonobo. Let's just say that.

Bonobos are pretty bisexual. The females have sex with the females. The males have sex with the males. Not saying humans all have to do that,

but it is one of the keys to Bonobos making peace in their community and the fact that there has never been

seen a Bonobo killing another Bonobo in the wild or captivity. Also, rape is very rare

because the females are very empowered and the act of being together sexually in an act they call hoka-hoka

creates a female solidarity that is very, very important, especially if one of the males happens to get out of line

because even though the males are bigger and stronger than the females, the females are so together they will

get together and stop the male before. They'll beat them up? Well, kinda. Yeah, they do. Girl power. That's right.

But they don't kill them. And this is how they keep the peace. It's amazing. And keep the males young. The males are definitely

drinkers of the fountain of youth. You keep them young. I try to be very Bonobo. Doctor Susie keeps everybody.

All the males in line. They do not want to slap her ass or be rude in any It'd be real funny

if that happened. I love this. My biggest accomplishment this show is I got Christine Debell Laid.

Yes! Historic. Did we fuck you? That was so convenient.

Did you get fucked? I want everybody to say goodbye real quick because we're going to wind up right now. So first, Christine Debell,

thank you so much for joining us here on the Doctor Susan Block Show. And thank you for having me. It was great. I can't wait to come back.

Okay, we want you back. We're going to straddle it. And we'll get you laid again. We will.

That's why I want to come back. And Avid Masturbator is out there and I'm sure he is enjoying this very much.

Every moment of it. And Hunter is now on Amazon, right? Where is he? On Amazon? I'll forget. I'll be back.

On Amazon, along with Transparent. We have another actor who comes here quite a bit. Loser, Torsky,

who's in an Amazon ongoing series called Transparent. We're into the...

You'll have to move out of the trailer in the back. We've been making so much money. Yeah, we're into Amazon.

And of course, guess what else is on Amazon? Folks. Yes. The Bonobo Way.

I don't think Agua is. Okay, so T-Real, thank you so much for joining us. This was a wonderful surprise.

Yeah, and thank you for being at such a great altar. The girls fighting over you in a way. I wanted to suck it. I wanted to lick the salt.

But I did. All right. Ideal image models. I've never sucked a black dick.

The greatest adult industry agency in the adult industry. Thank you very much.

And you're going to the ABNs. We're getting ready for the X-Biz awards next week. I'll be there. After that, we'll be in Vegas.

Come see all the models. I'll be there as well. But of course, your most important award is the Susie.

You won a Doctor Susie. That's a unique award. You're not going to ever get another award for being most royal without being spoiled.

T-Real and I will both be on the red carpet on the 15th. Yes, you'll see us around.

Red carpet. Possibly. Go Procure. It might be live for the Doctor Susie show.

Make it happen. Well, let's see. Let's go around, I guess, Destiny Dare.

Thank you for sharing so much with us. You look so great in your Agua t-shirt. I want you to wear that for the final picture

we're going to take. I'll do that. You're brand new to the adult industry and we're so excited

that you came here. I'm excited to be here. I can't wait. I will be back soon. I'll be back for the next one.

And also to get laid. Absolutely. Look at her face. I love that salt.

And our beer brewer and lemonade brewer. Arthur McGee. And you have some funny name on Facebook.

What is that? McMachina. Half man, half machine. Thanks for having me.

We used to watch your show in high school and I would try to watch it. I corrupted you. Now you didn't watch my show like

Avin Masturbator watched Christine DeBels. Did you? No. They were doing it.

They were doing it. I want to give a shout out to Mindy Look because she's out there in the audience.

Yes, we love Mindy. Give a shout out on the microphone. I want to make a shout out to

my new social media websites. It's Destiny Dare. Destiny. D-E-S-T-I-N-Y-Y.

Nice. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram. Remember the two Y's. Yes, two Y's and get that started.

I know. That's exciting. Also want to give a shout out to UltraVulgar. There's their hat.

They just did a great review. Ryan Stabil. UltraVulgar magazine of the Susie Awards

said it was the best awards show. The sexiest awards show in LA. Nothing against it. He also said that we don't need to wear clothes

and the award show. It's the award show where you don't have to wear tuxedos. Because Kathy Griffin uses those for her comedies.

We're way better. We are way, way. That's exactly what he said. I also want to give a shout out

to Serena Anderlini, Dr. Serena Anderlini Donofrio who has invited me to be the keynote speaker

at the first eco-sexuality symposium in the Caribbean. Practices of eco-sexuality

and yeah, it's a symposium at the University of Puerto Rico

in Mayaguez. So we are going to go lay out on the beach by the palm trees

and give a lecture and have a good time. And also a workshop on how to release your inner bonobo.

So, so I think it's open to not just students but anybody. So if you want just come to Puerto Rico

and we'll see you there. It's going to be fun. So what else do I have to talk about here? Ah, got to give a shout out

to Chelsea. Chelsea Bonobo in the field and to Bruce Bartlett who gave her a home partly because

of all the great work she's done for Bonoboville. What goes around comes around and Bonoboville

we have certain people here and then we expand out into the galaxies. So thank you all so much for joining us in

this kind of first show of the new year. What show? If you want to learn more about making your own stuff

like beer and pretty much like the DIY culture, follow us at facebook.com

slash 13 floor art collective and if you are interested more in what I do, follow me at facebook.com slash art.amfm

Alright. Alright. And for the rest of you out there stop the violence, stop the killing.

We're in a universe that I have never seen since I was born. Murder in Mayhem Go Bonobos.

The killing fields are everywhere. Lay down your arms, stop this shit. Right. We gotta stop, we gotta save Earth

and we gotta fuck more. And a Bonobos. Gotta have more sex, make more movies, you know. If you want to, if you like guns

just get into them with movies. I'm always in trouble for fucking them. You're getting trouble for interrupting me. That's what you're getting.

She gets a Bonobo Way Book Spanking right now. We haven't had one yet and she gets one. First one of the year.

Bonobo Way Books Banking for Interruptus. No. I like the way you get laid on your feet too.

Alright. So now, brothers and sisters I want to close the show with a plea to

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