Kink Month Cosplay

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and kinksters, witches and bitches, vamps and tramps. No trumps, you stay in your corner, just tramps. Yes indeed, as nights grow long from the witches' hecks, let us enter the realm of scary sex. Fly high in the sky to that wild domain where their witches reign like goddesses and superheroes. Time to reveal what you often conceal, your heart beating like a bongo, your blood rushing like the Congo.

Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary, a bat, a priest, a fascist, a fairy. When out of the clear, with a flick of the tongue, those shivers of fear turn to passion and fun. Mixing fear and sex creates special effects. Yes indeed, see, what turns us on isn't always the nicest, so we're often afraid of that which excites us.

Or are we excited by that which we fear? Both my dear, it's biological and it's neurological, and it can be pathological. So be careful, be consensual, practice safe sex, safer sex, and don't overdo. But stir this recipe into your witches' brew.

A pinch of fear gets your mojo in gear, like heat in your mesquite, but too much fear burns the meat. So stick that in your bag of trick or treat. And this Halloween, or sometime soon, take a trip to the moon on your magic dildonic vibrating broom. That's right, don't be afraid. Your inner witch won't hurt you unless you really want her to.

Yes indeed, join the erotic resistance masquerade. And don't be afraid to let your kink flag fly. Happy kink month! Yes, happy kink month.

It is kink month 2018, and we are broadcasting live from the little church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bu. No, Bu. Will, where we talk about sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen!

Can I get an A-women? A-women! Yes indeed, I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, and speaking of flying over to the other side, before we get rollicking, I just want to say R.I.P. Dennis Hoff, the world's most famous pimp,

if you never heard of him, you might have seen Cat House. So he was the world's most famous brothel owner and the Barnum of Booty, and I'm waiting for his picture with me to appear. Where is it?

Oh, there it is. That was in 1995, I think, and I'd met him a few years before that. That was at his birthday party. He has these famous birthday parties. And honestly, I didn't go to the birthday party this year. I'd sort of not been talking to him since he became the Trump from Parump.

And I just, you know, it rhymes and everything. And I understand he wanted to, you know, represent Nevada. It almost put him into the Nevada State Legislature. He actually got the Republican nomination.

He won from the regular Republican guy, and he was celebrating his birthday. I didn't go. I got an invite, but I just, you know, didn't go. Partly because Sheriff Arpaio was on the guest list. You know, come on. That's kind of disgusting.

So anyway, he died. I mean, he was celebrating. He was with our friend Ron Jeremy. He was with Sheriff Arpaio. I mean, you know, I have such mixed feelings about Dennis,

because I've known him for a long time. He was a good friend. I met him through Ron. And actually, before Ron, I think I met him through Al Goldstein. Also rest in peace.

And Max and I met him pretty much together. I think we met him at a spot of dinner with Al. And he was an Orange County real estate developer. And he had just acquired brothels in Nevada.

And he just went, wow, I've got brothels. Isn't that great? I'm kind of a playboy. I think this is cool. I don't know. Maybe I'll make it like my secret thing I do. But then he got so into it.

And he became like the superhero of brothels to some people and the villain of brothels to others. He certainly knew how to divide up sex workers in terms of whether they liked him or not.

And then there were a lot, you know, who had mixed feelings. He certainly represented legal brothels to everybody on HBO, Cat House. And I was the Cat House sex therapist for a little while.

He certainly made it more, I guess, public, publicized and didn't go to jail over it. Although, you know, there were some things pending when he just kind of dropped dead

right after one of his weekend parties. And he didn't smoke, he didn't drink, but he did eat a lot of fudgicles. Not good, not good. Yeah, it could have been the fudgicles.

I don't know. I don't know if it was the fudgicles because I'm wondering, you know, he did die suddenly. I'm just going to say, I don't know. Could have been foul play, though.

Don't know. Not according to the police, but, you know, who knows, with police. And some of our favorite people are police officers. Thank you.

But on the other hand, things can get mixed up. And it's interesting that Dennis's name is still on the ballot. And people can vote for him. And that's a very Republican area of Nevada.

So they will probably vote for him. And he will win probably. And then the Republicans get to pick the guy that is going to be on the state legislature.

So it is actually in their interest that he is not among the living. And you always want to see who benefits. So it's just something curious.

I'm sure that if Dennis could bequeath his seat in the state legislature to someone, it would be to Ron Jeremy, Mayor of Bonoboville. But it doesn't look like that's going to be the one

who takes it over. It's probably going to be the Republican guy that he actually defeated in the primary. So it's interesting how these things kind of turn around

and around and around. And it kind of makes you believe in magic. Or foul play. One or the other.

Now, speaking of foul play, and we're going to get into our Cosplay theme in a moment, but what happened to Jamal Khashoggi? I mean, after 17 days of denial, denial, denial,

the Saudis have accepted their role in the death of this rather prominent journalist saying it was just an argument that got physical. So what we figure is after 17 years,

maybe now the Saudis will accept their role in 9-11 and they can always say it was just a flight lesson that got out of hand. Now, seriously, that is a crazy explanation.

I mean, they brought a bonesaw, 17 guys to this meeting that got out of hand. And I mean, this guy is an older, probably diabetic guy.

And he's not going to brawl with these guys. And why were his fingers chopped off? And I mean, so many questions. Anyway, I don't know if we're going to get the answers.

And of course, there's also the ongoing horror in Yemen. But one thing we do know, we are represented by our Cosplay presidents, Sultan Daan bin Dromf Al Saud.

Can we see a picture? There he is. A.K.A. Mohammed bin Moran. Yeah, he believes the Saudi explanation.

Why not? And it's kind of comic book-y, a fight, a brawl that got out of hand with one guy that you just would not expect

to be fighting with 17 guys. Murder team, hit team. Yeah, hit team. And he kind of holds them off

until they cut off his fingers. And then they chop him into pieces. I don't know. Where's the body?

Well, that's another thing. That's the other. That's the thing that isn't there. That's part of the magic of the season.

Magic, right? Anyway, you know, a lot of people believe in alternative facts these days, right? Isn't that what they were saying?

Kellyanne Kanjab, alternative facts. And that's what magic really is, is an alternative to facts. It's just like a different explanation,

but it's still going on. It's something that you're witnessing or else you wouldn't be talking about it. So it's kind of crazy.

It's kind of crazy what's going on these days. And so, you know, why not kind of believe in magic and why not kind of believe in superheroes and why not just believe in fantasy?

And I always like to give fantasy a helping hand and I have a magic dildonic vibrating broom here. I don't think you can show that on Facebook. No, I can show the...

My panties, which are Heidi Fleiss panties. Yes, Heidi Fleiss signed them. There they are. And I got them from Heidi.

One of my visits to the Bunny Ranch or something. Yeah, poor Heidi. Heidi's his partner. I mean, not that he didn't have a lot of partners.

You could say he was polyamorous or a swinger, Dennis Hoff, I guess. A serial fucker. A serial fucker.

Yeah, more honest about it than Trump, I think. I think, I believe. Although people had some serious complaints about him. And you know, I respect that.

I respect all the me-tours. But, you know, he was always a gentleman with me, probably because I was too old for him because I'm over 22.

Yeah, oh, my. Rest in peace, Dennis Hoff. He's with the ghosts. So back to, you know, the magic of cosplay.

Right. Tonight is kink month three and we are celebrating with kink month cosplay. Woo-hoo!

Can I get an amen? Can I get an A? Superwomen. Superwomen.

All right. So cosplay is, I guess, costume role play, you know, which already sounds sexual to me. Although it's, you know, kind of not supposedly totally sexual.

But I think that my guests are pretty sexy. So we're going to find out more. And first of all, we have out of the Batcave. We have Batman.

We have Bruce. We have... Hello. Well.

Dorian. Yes. Dorian. Dorian Black.

Dorian Black. AKA Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman. AKA Billionaire Philanthropist, AKA... Entrepreneur.

Got to get that billionaire. I'm an entrepreneur that dresses as Batman. I'm a martial arts expert. AKA World's Greatest Detective.

Great World's Greatest Detective. That's right. Slow down. Yeah.

And he has Jeffrey that helps him. Okay. Well, everybody's talking, so I'm going to talk to you, but I want to introduce everybody.

So you are kind of the leader of the pack, the cosplay pack here. Who came in your Batmobile. Yes.

Yes, we did come in the Batmobile. I think we all have a lot to contribute tonight. I'm actually really looking forward to hearing what everybody else has to say. All right.

Well, next to you is Harley Quinn. And Harley Quinn is very cute. And she also has another name, Peggy Reynolds. Peggy Reynolds.

Okay. Yeah. She looks adorable. We're going to do modeling in a moment.

But we have another Harley Quinn over here. Who's Blossom? Ah, yes. We have double Harley Quinn.

The ultra kinky Harley, that's me. You can come get kinky. We're going to talk about the meaning of Harley Quinn and Harley Quinn and Arlequino that I used to play

when I did Comedia Del Arte. I know how beautiful she is. First, I want to get back around to, okay, this Iron Man.

Tony Stark. Tony Stark. And you don't really have another name. Brian.

Yeah. Brian. Okay. Whatever.

Brian. Do you want to be known as Tony tonight? Tony works. Tony works.

Right. And you're also billionaire, right? I mean, we have two billionaires here. Can you guys like save the bonobos or something

with your billions? I mean, you just buy all these gadgets. How about doing something good? Okay.

And talk on the microphone or you get a spanking. Oh, it did work. That is one of our rules. I mean, you just didn't know how to work it.

We're in the womb. Oh. Tony, what have you been? All right.

Now, do I need to show you how to work it, Tony? Curled up at Tony Stark's feet is somebody else. Okay. This is Pepper Potts.

The sexy pepper. AKA Elizabeth. Hello. Hi, Elizabeth.

And I'm going to move my notes now because I don't need them. Can we move this, please? Thank you.

And so you are curled up in a very sexy position right there. And I think that does our cause players officially. And now we have the lovely and looking quite super heroic actually rainbow.

Well, Veronica rainbow scum. Okay. Talk on the microphone. Rainbow scum.

Rainbow scum. Yeah, talk like this like you're sucking your cock. Come. Either or.

Either or. Okay. So however you look at it. I always looked at it like scum.

It could be scum or come. Or come. It's French. I like come maybe better.

Okay. I was interested in what the meaning of rainbow scum might be. Well, I feel like a lot of people view sex in a very oppressive way in a scum like they view people scummy.

But it could be a very blissful coming thing and rainbow. Yeah, like a very ecstasy kind of blissed out state. So I just like the play on words. I do too.

Oh, yay. Okay. So what do I call you? Whatever you'd like.

Rainbow. They might change during the night too. I evolved. I just mutate into some weird creatures.

I don't know. And I see you. We have a little sort of montage of you on the beach. Oh.

There you are. You look very adorable and you're kind of a performance artist. Sex pot comedian. What are you?

What am I? I'm still exploring. I don't know about the comedian part. I would like to be more funny and have more funny moments in my life.

Okay. That was part of your description on my nose. I do grow cannabis. I am outdoor organic.

Walking naked on a railroad track. Key big green. Oh, yeah. I consider that.

I am like a nudist activist as well. Right. Trump on your ass. It says yeah.

Dump Trump. Dump Trump. Okay. Okay.

Very good. Dump Trump. Yeah. That was fun.

Under the rainbow. All over LA. That was really fun. Very good.

Okay. Well, I think I've introduced everybody. And I'm so excited to have you all here to celebrate kink month. You know about kink month.

It was invented by our friends at the stock room. And it doesn't mean that you can't be kinky every day of the year. It just means just like there's like black history month and masturbation month and things like that. Women's history month.

It's a time to kind of talk about it and open up your horizons a little more. And it's kink month. It makes sense. It's, you know, the Halloween month.

The month to transgress. Concentrally. Concentrally. Mm-hmm.

Spice it up. Yeah. Keep it consensual. Yeah, so, you know, so cosplay kind of fits with that because you're wearing costumes

and they're, you know, kind of your persona, your alter ego, I guess. Your dark side sometimes. Maybe your sexual side. Maybe it brings out a part of you or it allows you to be a certain way that you might be embarrassed

to be if you were just being yourself. What do you think? Well, first and foremost, yes. I'm Batman, so I need to know.

Yeah. The cartoons I grew up on I feel like really influenced my love of both like cosplay and kink in the intersections of it. Like, I don't know.

I remember being in like the third grade and watching Aladdin for the first time and being like, I don't know. We all know what I'm talking about. We all just collectively know what I'm talking about.

Yeah. I don't even need to continue. Like, you already know what I'm talking about. Please continue.

Please continue. I remember watching. Please continue. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm unaware of this X-rated Aladdin scene. Yeah, I'd like to know more about it. Details, please. The kinky Aladdin.

Yeah. Well, like, rub my lamp, baby. Rub my lamp. Was it the monkey?

Was it Abu? It was the monkey. It was like, just seeing like Jafar and like the suit with Jasmine. See, I'm just, I'm just going, elaborating.

We may have not seen Aladdin, which we all have. But even like, even before that, like I used to watch like, this was way after my time. I'm 33, just throwing that out there now.

33. Yeah. The first time I saw like the 60s Batman and saying like, man, like Catwoman has Batman all tied up.

Why is this interesting? Yeah. Yeah. And it was just like stuff like that.

I was just noticing that all of the media that I consumed, all the stuff I loved. What did you think about Batman's relationship with Robin? I never knew what to make of it in the 60s show.

But yeah, the more I watched like, whether it the comics, I really became interested in Batman's dynamic with the Joker. Oh, just like the fact that if any of you guys have seen

like Lego Batman before, I think they did the best job ever at like exploring that like, you know, sort of like quasi-psychosexual relationship they have. If you watch like Lego Batman did a great job

at just being like these two kind of complete each other in a really toxic way. But it's interesting and I love it. And I, you know, read it all the time.

So yeah, just. So you, you are part of FetLife and BDSM groups. And how does Batman express your, I guess, dominant side?

Well, I perform at an event called Batcave Hollywood. So yes, Batman. I'm Batman. I'm Batman.

I'm at a place called Batcave. Batcave started way before I came along. It was an odd coincidence that I ended up like sort of working with them.

And what happened was it was right after Adam West passed away and they wanted to do a Adam West like memorial show. So it was going to be called Dothem after Dark and they were looking for people to bring on.

And I just happened to hear about it from someone else and most tagged me and they're like, hey, man, you should go to this. And I ended up hitting up Sin and Scarlet.

They're the ones that run it. And I was like, hey, you know, I'm a Batman Dom. Like, do you want me here? And they were like, yes, yes,

we'll have a space for you and everything. We'll get you ready. And she was my Harley. So like a domtor on stage.

Now, Harley, of course, is the Joker's sort of lover. She loves the Joker. He kind of treats you like shit, but that is a lot of relationships, I guess.

It really is. Everybody has their Joker. Yeah. And why do you identify with Harley Quinn?

Because I have had my own Joker in my life. Oh. Yeah. I don't know, you also deal with her.

Harley Quinn is not mentally stable at all. I'm going to say that she's not. And I relate to her a lot because in a lot of her stories, especially in the comics, you see her struggling,

not only getting over her past relationships, coming into her own as if not a totally dominant woman, at least some kind of control over her life. Well, she was a psychiatrist.

So of course, psychiatrists are never stable. They're incredibly brilliant. Very, you know, kind of psycho. So, okay, yeah, and you fell in love with your patient,

which is, of course, the thing you're not supposed to do. Rule number one, don't do it. And there's a reason for that. But yeah, Harley Quinn, of course, is based somewhat,

I guess, on the French word harlequin, which is based on Arlequino. And guess who used to play Arlequino when I was a performer in Commedia dell'arte?

That is me without my high heels. And just wearing my... That's awesome. Yeah, holding a lacrosse in my mask.

And I was performing out with a group called New England Commedia. Right, it was my post-yale years when I didn't know what I wanted to do before I decided to become a sex maniac.

I was Arlequino. And Arlequino was a trickster, for sure. Not bad like the Joker, but could cause a lot of problems, definitely.

Not a bad, bad person, but very powerful, but also very sort of klutzy and foolish. The fool, really like in Tarot, the fool card. And yeah, I really love the character of Arlequino.

And although I'm not a psychiatrist, I guess you could say I am a sex therapist, so I identify with a psychosexpert. Although fortunately my prince is no Joker.

Captain. Captain Max. Captain Max is his own superhero. He's my superhero.

And he scored a bullseye today at the pot shop. I did, at the pot shop. He did, he's a superhero, that's right. He won us three joints.

He really did, he got a bullseye. Everybody thought, oh, he's not going to... Right in the center. Right in the center.

Everybody's looking at this old guy. He ain't going to hit that thing. Right. Alright Captain Max, we got to stay in shape.

We don't want you to go the way of Dennis Hoff now. I don't need fudgicles. No fudgicles, okay? Alright, so yeah, so we're totally in tune here.

So okay, but you know, I really do believe that witches are kind of the original superhero, you know. Or you could say angels. Or maybe the Greek gods and goddesses, those kind of guys maybe.

You know, I mean, I don't know if you care because you're so in, you know, the 21st century but there is a history to superheroes. And they are kind of our archetypes

and they are our sexual icons. And for a lot of people who can't express themselves sexually, they represent a lot of hot sexual feelings. I feel like mythology is inherently fetishized.

Just because it's like you look at... Actually, even in mythology... Actually, even in mythology, when you get into the cults such as the cult of Mithras, which was purely superhero worship

that you would get in ancient Roman and ancient Greece, Mithra even shared a birth date with who we identify as Jesus Christ now. Same exact virgin birth.

And soldiers would worship him as the archetype the same way that, say, cosplayers worship Batman. They would dress up as him, take on his icon, the same as any worshipers for any of the ancient Greek gods

or goddesses or Roman gods or goddesses that you take on that persona, you dress up, you worship with your entire self. And of course, you know, money talks and bullshit walks.

Stir the pot, pepper! Stir the pepper pot, yeah. So why do you like to be pepper pot? Okay, well, I have actually...

I've been in the kink scene for going on years because I'm old. And I have always identified as a switch. And my submissiveness... I tend to go more towards the boss secretary roles.

And when I started... I started early on comic books. My dad started me on comic books when I was like five years old reading X-Men, reading Iron Man. And I always liked the idea of the girl Friday.

That, you know, she could walk into a room and kick anybody's ass, but she answers to this guy. She answers to the one guy above. And she provides an important service to him.

She keeps him organized. And it's a true power exchange. Because without him, you know, Tony Stark can't tie shoes. Sorry, Tony, you can't tie your shoes without me.

No, no. She can put on your iron shoes. But I like the idea that she still answers to him. But they've got this perfect exchange going.

And I still find her to be, you know, and it bugs me so much when people say submission is not feminist because Pepper Potts is a strong, strong woman. She put on the Iron Man costume and she kicked a bunch of ass herself.

And I think that feminism is choosing sexuality for yourself not based on what other people are telling you to be. I've had this argument with my mother before. I've had this argument with my mother.

Right. Well, I, of course, I'm totally in agreement. However, I do want to give a shout out to Wonder Woman, who is a different kind of character.

Because not just because she is a super female heroine, but also because her creator, her creators, who were really a kind of a threesome, were really into kinky stuff.

You know, William Marston and there was a movie made about it. Yeah, and they kind of had a polyamorous threesome. And they all lived together and they had children. And you know, her lasso of truth, you know,

they would play with maybe themselves. It was kind of vague about that. But they seem to have done some kind of BDSM stuff. Oh, yeah.

That was sort of how the relationship started out. Originally, Will and Elizabeth, they were both professors. And Olive was originally Will's student. And they were really a part of the huge part of, like,

the first wave feminist movement as well. And that was how Olive really got their attention, because Olive's aunt, I believe, was, she was like a huge part of the first wave feminist movement.

Who was she? Don't ask me who her name was right now. Don't ask me who her name was right now. Uh-oh, this is a test.

The new, um, why I already failed it. You're going to have to punish the naughty. I'll get you later. He did it first.

Well, you could punish him. Love me. She is full sub. She does not like to dominate.

Oh, okay. I'm dominant everywhere, but in the bedroom. But yeah, that was how they... Well, we're not in your benefit.

That's true. Well, they started their relationship with Kink. And then it started evolving. And really, uh, they had a really weird convoluted sort of,

like, way of marrying, like, all three of them together, was they created a fake person. Olive married said fake person, and then said fake person died.

So then she could actually, she came up with her own... Just like Dave Hoff, that's what happens. There you go. So she came up with, it was at Richards, right?

That was her new... Richards, Olive Richards. Yeah, so that was how she married them, was by creating a fake person that represented both of them,

and then they died. Well, all right then. Enough about them. Let's get back to our characters here.

And I think I would love to just see you model your characters, and then maybe, you know, engage. Like, maybe you should start Batman.

You are the big guy. All right. You know, get out of your Batmobile, put on your mask,

and reveal yourself. That signal in the sky. I have, the only thing I'm not wearing right now is the cowl right here,

which has the LED lights. This one is brand new. You can take a look at it if you want. Well, I think I'd like to see it on you.

Oh, okay, yeah. I don't have the... I want to share you with my audience right now. Oh.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's the Balaclava piece.

Yes. Oh, look at this. Oh, shit. Okay, now hold the microphone so he can be heard.

Sorry, I don't have the other piece of the armor, which is like the neck piece. You can see my neck right here. Just let it hang.

Yeah, it looks good. Can you stand up? Can you stand up? Can you stand up?

Oh, you man. Show it all out. Let your cape... Whoo.

Look at all those gauges. All right. Okay, no, you have to talk on the microphone, or I spank you, and I know you're dominant.

Oh, please spank him, please. Carly, could you really put the battery pack into my cape? Okay. Like I said, it's missing one piece to it,

just because I wanted to be able to talk to you guys without... This is what happens when you're part robot. You know, parts are missing. Tectical.

I have a neck armor that goes around here, too. Yeah, I got you. But it works. This is...

I do actually... Can I feel your armor? Of course. Whatever you need.

This is your... Just mind the spikes right here on the go. Magic pack. You tell you both pretty conveniently.

Do you have... No, nothing here, though. We thought, we thought there was... Is it stuffed?

Oh. Oh, I can tell you it is not stuffed. All right. So, that looks good.

Well, why don't you supervise while Harley Quinn gets up and models her outfit? Boy. Take the jacket off.

Take my jacket off. What? I got to show off the back of it. Turn around.

Oh, yeah. Now you can keep the jacket on. Now you can keep it off. Keep it on.

Just a little pen on Harley. Oh, cute. Very, very cute. It has, like, different levels to it, too.

So the more she strips down, it sort of becomes different outfits. Oh, well, let's see a little more. I plan in pieces.

I think we should take the jacket off. Can we get that jacket off? That man take it off for us. You just want the jacket, don't you?

I'm not going to take it off. Wow. There she is. There she is.

Harley Quinn without her jacket. And now she's taking off her weaponry. And this is her utility belt. Is that what it's called?

Yeah. Oh, my. She's got so many utilities, she could light up the street.

She's ready. She's packed and loaded. She's taken off her shirt. And we can show this on Facebook

because, yeah, you know, you're wearing an extra pair of shorts, as every good superhero needs to do. Yeah, absolutely.

Seven options. I think the shorts should stay off. Okay. You have to pan away from me

while I try to dig it out of my boots. Okay. All right, let's hear it for Batman, Bruce Wayne, and Harley Quinn.

All right. Do you guys want to stand up and show off your outfit? You look more like Christian Gray or something.

A little bit full business. Tony starts shutting down his inner voice. Hand this pepper. Uh-huh.

Hello. Hello. Hello, Dad. Does somebody tie somebody up with a tie?

Your Brazilian? Yeah. Show us your tie and some bonded skills. Well.

Whoa. Sexy. Well, thank you for that. But I don't see how I'm going to tie

your wrists together if you're holding my jacket. That's a little confused here. We're going to tie the wrists together. But let's see what we can work out.

Okay. While you figure that out, I'm just going to say the co-creator of Iron Man, who is Stanley.

Is also the co-creator of Stripper Ella. And of course, Anthony Lee Nguyen is one of our favorite guests. And he created, I better back up

because you guys aren't showing it. I'm feeling the heat right here. This whole Stripper Ella painting featuring your darling doctor.

Hmm. Yeah. In kind of not quite superhero mode. But Stripper Ella, she strips to conquer.

Created by Anthony Lee Nguyen and Stanley. And here we are now. Now they're all tied up. Oh, look at that corset.

Does Pepper Pot really wear a corset? She does with Mr. Stark asks her to. Let's get a close up of that corset. Yeah.

Right there. Very sexy. Filled, yeah. Look at that.

Nice. Oh, don't switch yet. Looking at the fucking corset. There we go.

Yeah. Thank you. Sexy. So, do you also have an Iron Man costume?

You know, I have parts of it, but not the full. Parts. The full suits pretty complicated. Right.

Okay. That's a work in progress. Meantime, you've got Pepper all tied up. Anything more to say, Pepper?

Yes. Will that be all Mr. Stark? I want more. I want to see more.

Pepper and Tony forever. Okay. Wow. Let's hear it for Pepper Potts and Tony Stark.

And Anthony, hey, come on back and visit us again. So, and I see Rainbow here is moving around. Come on up here, Rainbow. Do you have a microphone?

Let's have a microphone for you. Check. Are you your own superhero or do you have a special cosplay role you like to play? I need to find a superhero.

Yeah. You guys are all my superheroes. Yeah. Two.

I just assumed you were one. You guys are very inspiring. Definitely. Okay.

Well, you know. Do you want me to do a thing? Yeah, you should do a thing. A thing?

Actually, could you like take some of that off? Oh, yeah. Like to a tune, maybe The Kingster by Carmina Formosa. Let's play it.

And we're going to see Veronica. Wow. Rainbow. Scum.

Turn it up a bit. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.

Oh, careful with the Facebook camera. Oh, Facebook. Don't let Facebook see that. You can show it now.

Now, one flash. Oh, now we can show it. Oh, see through nipples. No nipples.

Please. Beautiful. I'm getting into the mood. I'm getting into the feeling.

Is this microphone? Is it even? Oh, yeah. Here we go.

We got to get really deep in there. Yeah. Skit right. Deep in there.

I feel that. Wow. This is quite a beautiful kinky outfit. Good for kink month.

For sure. I'd rather be nude, but you know. Well, you could be nude. Okay.

Yeah. Do it. Bring back the music. And here she is.

Veronica. Rainbow scum. Live from Boone O'Booville. Woo-hoo.

That man of blue. And she's all organic. Look at this. Like, doesn't shade beautiful.

I'm amazing. Very natural. I knew you were a natural girl, but I am now experiencing your beauty and your naturalness. Let's hear it for Rainbow.

Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Where are you from originally, Rainbow? Southern California.

I move a lot. I just roam around. You have ten minutes. Southern California.

We have ten. Ten minutes for this segment. Ten minutes. Wow.

Okay. Well, what should we do in ten minutes? We could do a lot of things. Spank each other.

Everyone should spank each other. Okay. You know, the next issue of the Speakeasy Journal, which is designed by Lemmy Cockatoo, who's at our bar right now.

And, of course, Captain Max is the original designer. Or he's like... I'm the do-nothing. I'm the producer.

He's Zeus. That throws down the lightning bolts. Yeah. Anyway, yeah.

The first issue is about splosh and art. And the next issue is going to be... See, we're all sploshing each other. Making love to your food.

You would like that. Rainbow scum. We look like Rainbow scum right here. But the next issue is actually going to be spanking.

So we're excited. And you guys are, you know, maybe going to get into it. I love spanking. Yeah.

Okay. So when you talk about... You want the spanking. And I don't think they would mind, because they seem to be BDSM oriented.

Spanking is one of the most basic activities of BDSM. Not everybody likes it, but almost, almost. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good jumping off point.

I feel like even people who are vanilla have been spanked at least once in a sexual manner. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Don't spank your children, by the way. It'll make them stupid. Studies show that it does lower their IQ. Okay.

But do spank consenting adults who like being spanked. That's a good thing. We will take all of the spanking. All right.

So, okay. So I feel like I should spank you over my knee. Yes, please. Because you are naughty.

Yeah. And I feel like you two should have a spanking thing going. And you can have... Maybe our Harley Quinn will be a free agent.

Talk on the microphone though, or you're going to get spanked. Uh-oh. Right. Is that what I wanted?

Is that what I wanted? You do. I know you do. We know you want it.

We know you do. Okay. But in the meantime, I think that I'm going to get things started here with... I'm going to call you rainbow for short.

And I need a microphone though. I guess we don't have quite enough. But she has two. She's greedy.

She's going to have to be punished for that. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Well, we'll start with Harley Quinn here. Harley Quinn is going to get... And she's too far close to me. Well, yes.

Oh, yeah. Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty. All right. And now, uh...

How have you been naughty? Tell me how have you been naughty? How? Oh.

What did you do? I'm bad at this. You're bad at this? Yes.

Well, that's naughty. Okay. Get over my knee and you're going to be spanked for being bad at this. This is such a beautiful bottom.

Oh, I like that. We're just tenderizing the meat right now. That's right. Just a little spanks.

Yes. Oh, what is this? Oh, you've got a dirty bottom. Ooh, I'm dirty.

A dirty bottom. It's a naughty dirty bottom. I try to conserve water. You're a dirty girl.

That's the scum. From the rainbow. Oh, I like that you have a more behind your neck. Well, you know, as I said, I don't want to be the only one spanking because we've only

got a couple of minutes. So you guys, I got a microphone here. Do I? Yeah.

So you arrange them Harley here. Harley? Arrange them and we're going to keep our spanking going. That's right.

We're going to have a group spanking. You're right there. We could use the chairs if you want to get over one of our new chairs. We have brand new little chairs here.

And you can get over them or just over a knee or just on your hands and knees. Let's see who can spank better. Batman or Tony. Talk unto the mic.

You guys are so hot. I already have a bat paddle. So I feel like I already went. Oh, yes.

Spank that ass. Spank that ass. Oh, and I also have a mink glove. Whatever I spank, I also rub.

Oh my God. That feels so good. Yes. And that makes you able to take the bat.

Take the bat with the good. Yes, indeed. Oh, yes, we are. Ooh, and I've got little pubic hairs to play with here.

It's a lot of fun. I'm definitely getting wet. Yeah, tug on these pubic hairs. Ooh.

Oh, yes. Rainbow scum. Veronica rainbow scum over my knee. Live from Boo-No-Booville.

Wow. Tony Stark is spanking Pepperpot. And Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. Batman. And that is spanking Harley Quinn.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, Sripirella is watching over us and hiding Trump. So that Trump doesn't get to be part of this.

Right. Mm. Oh, no, he doesn't. Mm.

But you have a beautiful butt. That's right. Except it's behind his cape. Here, let's move over this way.

That's right. That's right. Yeah. Rub of the mink.

And then a spank. Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, he's spanking her with a hammer.

What is that? Oh, my God. Oh, wow. It's a nice hammer, a Harley hammer.

Woo. And the girls are within kissing distance of each other. Oh, yeah. I was thinking, I was like, can you please just kiss?

Kissing distance, they could give each other a little crack. A little kiss. I just visualized it. And I was like, oh, yes.

That's making me really well. Oh, yes. You guys are so hot. We are having so much fun.

The world is going crazy. But we are celebrating kink month three in Bunobuville, in the church of the Bunobu way. That's right, brothers and sisters.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen? Hallelujah.

We are having some fun kink month cosplay. Are we done? Do we have to go to a break now? I see all these signs in the air.

Yeah. Oh. Two minutes. Two minutes.

Two minutes. Oh, no. I was right. You guys.

Okay, do we flip? Do we spank? We did the spanking. That was going to be my climax of the segment.

But we have two more minutes. So it's not. So I think we're going to now just switch it up. Switch it up.

One minute. One minute. And we have one minute. One minute.

And I guess what I'm going to do is fly on my magic dildonic vibrating brew. Spank you with it, too. Oh, yeah, baby.

And so I think we're ready to take a break. But we're going to be right back with Bonoboville communion, more spankings, cosplay and witches and bitches and tramps and bamps and no trumps and you.

So don't come yet and don't go away. No trumps. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book

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But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much,

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Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

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So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

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the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

Welcome back to King Moon 3. King Moon Cosplay in Bonoboville. And I'm the original superhero. The witch bitch, baby.

And I'm riding my magic dildonic vibrating broom, but you can't see the dildonic part because right now we're on Facebook. Are we on Facebook?

No. You're not, but we are now. Rock out with your cock out. You could be showing this because I have a mink glove

over my magic dildonic vibrating broom. And the lovely rainbow scum is all covered up for now. And I have her prisoner with my lasso of truth around her neck.

And I feel the vibrations. By the way, the magic dildonic vibrating broom, which is inspired by the Harry Potter nimbus broom that flew children around and then got recalled

because it was just a little too much for the parents. So I decided to make an adult broom that I could fly around on and feel good, good vibrations. And it spanks in the back.

You want to demonstrate the spanking? Well, you can just take it and just spank the wench. Spank, spank, spank, spank, spank. And oh, then there's the opening.

I mean, the opening I'm looking for. Wow, that's very washed out. Okay, so speaking of witches, I want to just give a shout out to the witches out there

in Brooklyn at the catland books because they are hosting a hex on Kavanaugh. And of course, we have our Kavanaugh here. We have our Kavanaugh here.

And he has his little Yale hat on. And he has his Trump toilet paper that he's gagged with. We don't let him speak on the Dr. Susan Block show because, you know, he might start crying

and we can't handle that right now. But yeah, they're making a hex on him. And I don't know if it involves the Trumpists who, of course, they've also hexed.

Our Trumpists is getting ready for Christmas, you know. That is a nightmare fuel right there. Yeah. And he's a big dick with a little penis

and he has a mushroom Mario Kart pee-pee with Yeti pubes just like Stormy Daniels described it. And get her microphone working. I can't hear.

It's like a nightmare derived from Freddy Krueger. The more I look at it, the scarier it is. That's kind of how Stormy described it. It's all of the worst parts of Trump in one.

And it's like one-stop Trump shopping right here. Thank you. And we do keep him gagged with a penis pacifier. Keep that in your mouth.

You shut up. He's just going to use Twitter though. It's not going to work. Well, he's not our Trump.

He has no fingers. We beat, you know, the Saudis. We chopped off his fingers long ago, you know, except he's not real.

But he's kind of voodoo and we'll see, you know. I mean, we're trying everything we can to see what we can do. And honestly, we don't mean any harm. We're not trying to hurt anybody.

We just want him to resign, right? I mean, for the good of the Trump crime family, he needs to resign. Now, there is another hex going on in the opposite direction

in San Jose. Father Gary Thomas is right up there. Look at that. I mean, seriously, folks, this is going on.

And he is going to hex the hexers and kind of try to protect Kavanaugh. Is this like legit, like Catholicism versus Wiccan? This is cosplay in the modern world.

It's a magic battle. The real world, right? These people are really doing this and they really have followers.

And I think that, I mean, there are some witches that really kind of believe in it. And I'm not casting aspersions on anyone's beliefs, even if you believe in Batman.

Everyone believes in Batman. A lot of them are just doing it because it's there to benefit LGBTQ homeless, actually, as well as Planned Parenthood.

They're doing this event. So, you know, there is a practical reason as well. Now, I don't know about the Catholic one, whether there's...

I guess the practical reason is to rally the base, you know? Get them against these witches, right? Right? Because we've got an election coming up.

And vote blue. I'm wearing turquoise, but blue. Vote blue. Don't talk off the microphone.

Oh, boy, she's asking for... Uh-oh. Oh, no. We still were ready for it.

Naughty, naughty girl. Naughty. And this stings right exactly. She wasn't counting on that.

I like that. Uh-huh. See? See?

You don't want to have to try to talk off the microphone. At least try to talk on the microphone. I liked it. Yeah.

But the spankings are fun. Batman understands how much fun it is to punish the naughty. Bring out your bag of tricks, Batman. Oh, it's right there.

So, you have a bag of tricks. Oh, I'm excited. All of my wonderful toys has a bat symbol. Okay, so do you need to punish the naughty in some way here with these tricks or toys?

Who's the naughty? I think we've got very naughty people around here. I think so too, but I don't like to assume. I think she's ready.

Okay. Ready? I think she's ready. I don't have to ask her twice.

Okay. You don't have to ask her twice. And so what kind of punishment are you going to give little Harley Quinn? Well, we'll go with the flogger for right now.

Something simple and effective. And in true poetic fashion, it is my Harley Quinn flogger. It is part leather. It's got like vinyl straps of the black.

It's rubber and then... Made from baby cows. Actually, I don't know. I might be sweet.

I'm not sure. This was a gift from a long time ago. It's vintage, so it's okay. It was a gift, so I had nothing to do with the purchase of it.

You know what? If it's going towards pleasure, it's okay. You know, and it's still more environmental than plastic. It's still more environmental than plastic.

Here, come. Harley, come here. Here, here. Give me a little more room if you can, so I can get to your butt.

Get a distance forward. Okay. Here she is. Harley Quinn underneath.

Can we move up another couple inches? She's been naughty. Hey, and then I have to... Hey, moving.

Former psychiatrist. Fell in love with a toxic male. Name the Joker. And actually, that truly toxic male

who committed a mass murder dressed up as the Joker. Not to bring up a dark side, but it is a dark side and it is a sickness. And yet, this dark side is something that we all feel,

and we should try to act it out in positive ways, not negative ways. Not by killing people. By bringing pleasure.

But by spanking and... Concentral. ...plogging. Did they allow this on Facebook?

No. I think it's fine. There's nothing wrong here. I think she's fully closed.

Everything's closed. No nipples showing, right? She's got panties on. It's all very sanitary.

Get kinky. Get fucking kinky. Come on. Are there any spots?

Brush her hair, pat her hair. The most important thing is it's very, very consensual. Very sexy. Very sexy.

Okay, riding crop. Very sexy. Riding crop. Wow.

Oh, yeah. Jiggle it. Somebody put a microphone next to Harley. Can someone hold a mic next to Harley?

Harley. Harley. I'm over here. How do you like being punished by Batman?

How do you like being punished by Batman? Do it double at the same time? Both at the same time? I'll take one.

That's cute. All right, so right now. That's beautiful. Yay.

I'm a wooden Batman paddle right here. Oh, a wooden Batman paddle. I want to get one that actually has grooves in it. So when I hit my submissive, it will mark them.

So it's like their ass is signaling me that justice is required. I love it. Right. No, that's a nice little story there.

Okay. On a scale of one to ten, I'll take a six. Oh, no, I'll take a four. Ow!

Ow! Wow. Batman paddle. For you Cosplay Kingsters.

It's perfect. One more, that's it. Okay. You're going to get spanked Batman for talking off the microphone.

So you better be careful. Hold on, hold on. I get one more spank first. That's right.

Batman knows how to like his voice. Was that a solid three? Ooh, she got smarted there. See, that's worse than the flock.

I trained Maya Harley to have a high paint tolerance. It's true. She knows how to take a lick and a keep on ticket. Yeah.

Are you a pain slut, Harley? Do you like, let's have this mic. Are you a bit of a masochist? A little bit.

Part of calling me a part of calling me. Do you do it because you love him? I love him. And he's such a sadist, right?

He does seem like a sadist Batman. Right? But your choice, you do like to do this, right? I do. I love doing that.

You're not going to accuse him of sexual harassment in a future date, are you? Okay. Because you never know nowadays. On the camera right now. Consent.

Adult. Well, even then. But here we go. Let's hear it for Harley Quinn and Bruce Wayne.

AKA Dorian. Dark. And back to the rainbow. Yes, I think we might get unproper for a Facebook at a moment now.

Because the lovely rainbow is going to reveal all her colors of her body. And she has a beautiful body. And you're wearing like almost our lequino stockings here. Different kinds.

And that's really cute. And you just look adorable. Thank you. And you are perfect to get going with a grand tradition that we have here at the church of the Bonobo Way.

Which is called Bonoboville Communion. It's like communion in any church really. Did you grow up in a church? Catholic.

Okay, so you did communion. I did communion. Okay. And were you an altar girl? Yes.

You were an altar girl? Yes. Oh my. Whoa.

And did you enjoy that? No. I was forced too. Oh, okay.

I feel you. Well, you were forced. It sounds non-consensual. It was not.

Recovering Catholic. Yes. Lapsed Catholic. What religion did you grow up with?

Same thing. Catholic. A very strict Roman Catholic family. Oh, whoa.

But yeah, especially on my mother's side, she's like Mexican and very, very like, you know. Catholic as most Latina mothers tend to be. Right. At about 14, I was just like, I really objectively read the Bible.

I was like, I'm going to read this from like an alien's like point of view. Like I wanted to look at it from like a, I wasn't raised to believe this, but just really look at it. And I read it at the end of it. I was just like, what the fuck?

And I at that point was sort of looking into other religions. And I was like, all of this just seems unnecessary. Yeah. It's not even just Christianity.

Unnecessary. But you've replaced it with Batman, haven't you? Is that your religion? Well, I feel like maybe you don't call it a religion.

It was a lot of religion. Can I take the tax money? Not dogmatic. What I think is interesting, and Kevin Smith is sort of, because he's also Catholic as well.

He talked about in regards to like nerds, like their worship of superheroes. It really is its own sort of religious experience. The reason that religion has just lasted so long just throughout humanity is that we do as humans need something to look up to, whether it's like fiction or nonfiction.

But I feel like with nerds, they're more accepting of the fact that like, Batman's a comic book. He's not real. Well, he's real.

He's real. It depends. What is reality? And after all, there aren't a lot of people walking around dressed up like Jesus.

But there are a lot of people that dress up like superheroes. So there is, in a way, it's a different kind of worship. It's a different kind of... It's an idea, a lot of...

...transformational connection to something that's a little bit magical. That's a little bit without a scientific explanation. I mean, there is the comic book. There is the movie.

There is the special effect. There is Stanley, the puppet master. And yet there is also the magic that takes possession of your soul like a lasso around your neck. And then you're into it.

You're into it just like maybe Catholics used to be into Catholicism, but now they're forced. Some people are really into it. Obviously that guy that's doing the hex on the witches, he looks into it. And you know, it's all good in a way as long as it doesn't kill people and take away our freedoms, which of course it does.

I feel like there's a right way and a wrong way to be religious. The right way to be religious is this works for me and the wrong way to be religious is this works for you. And that's where you get the problem with a lot of mainstream religions is that... ...it's something that empowers you and makes you stronger than hell. Do it.

Whatever makes you happy. That's why honestly to just take the Bible a little step further, I appreciate Hillel's interpretation of the Golden Rule. Do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you. Because you don't know what the hell they want to do.

So doing unto others as you would have them do unto you is a little presumptuous. There's some twisted people out there. You're like, oh no, I don't know how to do that. I don't want to do that unto you. Back up.

Right. Do not step back and let people be. It comes back to consent culture. Do what that should be the whole of the world.

You should be. Yes. Thank you for that. If you're a kid... Wow, well that's kind of magical.

Different kind of magic. And if you're someone who never consented to be part of that religion like you never consented originally and when you were old enough to say, I don't consent to be this religion again, I think that people need to step aside and let that happen

instead of becoming, well, fanatical fucks about it. Fanatical fucks. I think I just found out my super identity. Whoever consents to religion, religion is something that is thrown at you when you're a child.

I am fanatical fuck. I actually have more respect for people who find religion later in life. That's me. I have God. I don't have religion. I have God.

All right, Trevis and Sinners. Lovers and Sinners, we are going to find a little bit of religion in Bonoboville Communion now. And I already have a beautiful altar girl. If you consent, of course.

I'm assuming you will, but I'm not sure. Okay, this is a kinky way of doing Communion. Right? It involves teens and Jews, which are already out.

I am excited. Okay, so then we need a recipient for the Communion. So who would you like to receive your Communion from your altar? Ooh.

Ooh. Meow. All right, Harley Quinn. All right, I'll do it.

Okay, she'll do it. I consent. She knows how to do it, too. Okay, so first we prepare the altar.

And our altar girls are prepared in a consensual way as opposed to the altar boys in certain churches or whatever. This is not in the Catholic tradition. It's not saltines and Jews. And we have no problems with any church.

In a way, the church of the Bonobo way is a church. But this is our way. Okay, and so first you prepare the altar with your tongue. Double shot.

And then we salt the altar with the sacred salt, the pink Himalayan salt. And yes. Now, you lick the salt. Did you do that already?

You did that already. I missed that. Yeah, she got it. I got it.

And now I should let the label show, a little branding here. Agua Cocoa Leaf Lecur. And here we go. You know, the US CIA, the interrogators, you know, just like Harley might have been one.

They're psychology people. They do something called waterboarding, which is torture and very non consensual. They did one to this one guy who wasn't even a terrorist and they did it to him 83 times. Anyway, we do our own form of waterboarding here on the Dr. Susan Block show as part of Bonoboville communion.

And if these gals can settle down, drop your kepi. And you Harley Quinn under the altar of rainbow scum are getting waterboarded live on the Dr. Susan Block show. That's waterboarding Bonobo style. And now the meow meow is a little tipsy wow.

And okay, so that that did it. You did it. How did you like being an altar girl? I really enjoyed that.

I got kind of wet. I enjoyed it too. That's why I put the collar on because I wanted to do that. Well, did you guys want to do it?

I could offer that to you. It doesn't have to be naked or anything. You could just choose any part of the body almost, although the altar does seem to be at least this area. But it could be it could be the butt.

You could show that. I say we have a kind of communion. All right, I'm down. Show me a real Batman.

Okay, so come on up here. Okay, so who's going to be the altar and who's going to be the recipient? Historic here. Am I altar now?

All right. I didn't grow up religious. My dad's an atheist. Oh, you're going to be the altar.

Okay. And so... Do you need me to... Yes, I will take that for you.

Oh, look at those. Wow. Look at this. Wow.

Let's just take a moment to admire the pasties. And speaking of religion, we have lovely cherry red sequined crosses right here. Oh, yeah, that's gorgeous.

And what made you choose crosses? Are those a Harley Quinn thing or are those a youth thing? They came in red and black. Okay.

And so what religion did you grow up with? Technically speaking of Presbyterian. Presbyterian. The frozen chosen.

All right. But my grandma was also very much Wiccan. Oh, Wiccan. Yeah.

All right. Did she fly a magic dildonic vibrating broom? Yes. Probably she was a child.

She's been to her days in a hippie van. All right. Well, you look like a beautiful, nice Christian Harley Quinn altar girl. All right.

I like the titties. I will hold this. And so you can come to the altar, Batman. Batman is, of course, a tragic figure in many ways.

He's a bit depressed and he needs to come to the altar for salvation. Where's Jeffrey? All right. Are you ready for your salvation?

Wait. Did you ever take communion? Oh, it's Alfred. It's Alfred.

Yeah, I did it. I took communion a few times. I honestly tried to avoid going to church as much as possible. All right.

I always found ways out of it, usually despite sort of like... Well, you could still get out of this church if you like. You can... No, I'm good.

You're good. Are you good? I don't want to traumatize you with a bad memory. Last failout point.

Consensual. Okay. Yeah, I'm good. Are you ready?

Are you... You're in the zone now. I am in the... Okay.

You are going to go into the bat cave. Well, not into the cave, but up to the mountains. Into the pearly gates. Right.

The pearly gates. And you're going to go to those twin beautiful peaks and take your communion. First, you lick the altar to make it sticky. He's going to lick the tape?

Well, no, he's licking above the tape. Oh, above the tape. It's rather discreet. I mean, it could almost be shown on Facebook, but not really.

Can you take one of the X's off with your teeth? So now we're salting. Boy, he left a lot of saliva. Very...

He's wet. He's wet. He lubricates. He lubricates quite a bit.

He can lubricate... Batman can lubricate. Wow. Bat lube.

Bat lube. Bat lube. Okay. And now we are going to...

Yes, Batman is going... You sit down, actually, between your legs. The other way. Other way.

Other way. Cape, back. Yes. Is this when I get to whip him?

No, he lies. Like, I'm staying safe. Okay. Yeah.

Let's just stretch those big feet out there. Look at that. Nice. Hello.

Just another Saturday night. Okay. Now, where's your bat hat? Yeah, get the bat hat.

Get the bat hat. Whoa. What is in there? The battery.

Oh, he just came. The bat hat just came. The bat hat. Well, can you drink through that?

Yes. Okay. And it's even better because he's electricity. He can drink through that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Batman is an alcoholic. Okay.

We are waterboarding Batman. Batman style. Venomous style. Woo-hoo.

All right. Waterboarding Batman. That joke we're watching. No drinking and no going out.

This is a battle beyond driving show. I'm sure there's some sort of comic book scene of waterboarding Batman, but not in a fun way like this.

Oh, I'm feeling some kinkiness between them right now. How about if you put your legs around him? Yeah.

Harley Quinn. Can Batman pick her up? Yeah. I don't know.

Well, not at this point. Yeah. He would have to. He's like, I just started shouting.

That's a gymnastic impossibility, I think. But let's hear it for Batman and Harley Quinn. Woo-hoo. And Bonobo milk communion and waterboarding.

Bonobo milk communion. Bonobo style. Bonobo milk communion. All right.

So how much time do we have? You have 14 minutes. Oh. 14 minutes.

Okay. So we would want to have a motor bunny ride and we want to have a e-core seat. All right.

So we're going to have a short everything. So let's get, we have a motor bunny box. So you can either move over or go over there. She's going to ride a motor bunny.

Have you ever ridden a motor bunny? No? Here, you can have this microphone. All right.

Okay. Let me get him over a little bit more. Yeah, you can just stay right there. There we are.

And we can just put the motor bunny here. I could be in control. Yeah. I mean, someone has to control things around here.

Here's the condoms. We need to put the super costume on the motor bunny, which involves saran wrap. Oh, look at you.

You look so pretty and naked. Yes. What happened to our photographers? You got it?

Where are photographers? We have a motor bunny ride coming up. And I, yeah. So I don't usually ask for them, but mm-hmm.

Okay. Get ready for a nice, hot, sexy, naked, orgasmic. Maybe orgasmic. I don't know.

But definitely organic motor bunny ride. Mm-hmm. Ooh. Yes.

Well, we believe in safe sex. Yes. In a big way. In a big way.

In a very big way. Too Harley is having a good time. Trying to wrap him up. Okay.

Here we go. We are ready. No, it's the other way. So let's turn it around.

It's good. Okay. So, we're going here, and there. Here's my, whoop!

Get over here. Get over here. Little bunny! Come on.

Okay. You get, oh wait, this is... Okay. We need more saran wrap.

Okay. Okay. No, we got enough. We got enough.

We're good. Okay. So, it's not... Not on though, somebody has to plug it in.

It needs to be plugged in Batman. Okay, yeah. That's good. Okay, we're good.

Okay. And we need a microphone. And here it is. All righty.

Do you want to hold her microphone? That could be your job. All right. Harley Quinn.

Okay. So now. Harley Quinn. You are going to mount the motor bunny.

That's right. This is rainbow scum who, the other way. I mean, you could mount it backwards, but I mean, people have Alex. You can spin twirl.

Just dance. Dance on the motor. Okay, here we go. And here's Jesus, by the way.

This is, of course, the Jesus jackhammer dildo. And oh, he's got. Once again, let's, this is the Jesus jackhammer dildo. The motor buddies on.

So we put him in the vulva puppet. And then we say, she's like, my vagina wants to say hello. Yes. And you have a beautiful vulva.

That is about the motor buddy now and totally unshaved, organic. And beautiful. And you are feeling, feeling, feeling the power of the motor buddy. The vibrations.

Yes. Beautiful. Oh yes. Is it too strong?

Is it good? No, it's perfect. It's perfect. Perfect.

We'll spank. Yes. A little spank. Oh.

Good vibration. Oh, wow. Houston, do we have orgasms? Houston, we have.

Wow. Rainbow scum riding the motor buddy. Whoa. Get kinky, ladies and gentlemen.

More. For yourself. More vibration. And get bunny.

More. Right there. Right there. Right at harder.

Right there. Right there. The lady says right there. We stay right there.

Yes indeed. We stand right there. We are right there. We are riding around the racetrack on the motor buddy.

And I think the motor buddy is winning. That's right. It's Mario Kart for the motor buddy. Certainly our fine jockey rainbow scum is not being thrown from the motor buddy.

She is riding the motor bunny. See, sock the mechanical bowl. Get on a motor bunny, people. Motor bunny instead.

Hold your, yep, yep, you're on there. Yep. Give you a little spank. A little spank.

Spank, spank, spank, spank, spank. Dr. Suzy. Give her a little spank. Give her a little rub down.

Give her a little rub down. Spank. She's got such a beautiful body. And such a beautiful soul.

Beautiful. That I see shining through the rainbows of scum. And come, and come. Ah, the bugs.

The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Miss sunshine. Look, I feel like I'm gonna eat you. Someone, hold, someone, I'm gonna push her.

Hold, yeah, make sure she doesn't fall. Batman, put your, put your hand on, hold it so she doesn't fall. So she can ride. Right there, right, yes, just hold it so, hold it so she can ride.

So good. You guys should really try this. Okay, let's hear it for Veronica rainbow scum riding the motorbottom. The Dr. Susan block show for kink month.

Wow. Get wet, ladies and gentlemen, but don't come here. That was, that was pretty intense because I usually don't use gadgets. How does that feel?

I just go the natural way. So my clitoris is still like vibrating at this very moment. So that's rainbow scum coming. She's like, I might have to get a motorbunny now.

I might have to get a motorbunny. Can I read this out? That's called scum come. I think there's scum come all over this saran wrap.

Here, let's scum come. My hairs, for sure. Okay, let's let's have another hand for rainbow scum come. Veronica.

Oh, wow. Yeah, you know, you got to eat your own scum when your name is scum. Yep. So I think that's beautiful.

And ecor the wolf. Let's have a song. Is he here? He's here somewhere.

Somewhere. I'm going to ride my broom. Somewhere in Bonoboville. That makes me want to feel some vibrations.

Yeah, my broom. I'm going to ride my magic dildonic vibrating broom as ecor the wolf comes in. Maybe somebody could help. He's wearing, of course, the Bonoboville t-shirt, hashtag Bonoboville.

And somebody should help him off with his shirt so he can show his superhero side. That's right. Some guys put on the costume. Some guys take it off.

Well, he'll take his own off. Go into a phone booth. Yeah. You can't see any of this on Facebook, folks.

Well, we have some new detail. Yeah. I'm going to give you some volume. We can't hear that.

You know they can't hear that. How y'all doing at Bonoboville tonight? We're doing. We're doing good, ecor.

We just had a beautiful motor bunny orgasm. We have cosplay. She's bad. So a lot of bad ladies are here tonight.

There's a lot of bad girls. All these hardy queens. You know, hardy queens is definitely bad. Give me some more volume on that, eh?

Yeah. Yeah. You know my girl, Doc Block is bad. Yeah.

I got on Heidi Fleiss panties. That makes me. Hey, ladies. Hey, ladies.

Hey, ladies. Hey, ladies. Yeah, she bad. She bad.

Yeah, stand up. She bad. Yeah. Yeah.

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Bang. Everybody, back on y'all and look at her pop. That thang, thang, got her ready. Pop, it got me hot, so don't, don't stop, go get bang.

I'm so mesmerized, so hypnotized. By the way, if you shake that ass, thighs gave me a ride. So I had to buy the whole round. She put it down, but she kept me up all night.

This shit, she bad, she the bomb. Yup, she dying, oh my, look how she shake that thang. Come on, look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low, ooh, yeah.

That girl can go, dude, speak that thang, she bomb block it. Yeah, she bad, look at that block and go. Look how she shake that thang. Look how she move that thang.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that block and go, huh. Yeah, she bad, uh, yeah. That block is bad, uh, yeah, uh.

She bad, yeah, uh, she bad. Yeah, that block is bad. Yeah. Hi, Rock Show.

Oh yeah. And I think we're, uh, almost done. Yeah, we gotta say thank you to our cosplayers, Batman, Dorian. Black man.

And of course Iron Man, Tony Stark and Harley Quinn and, uh, Black man. Pepperpot. Woo.

And Veronica Rainbow Scum. Yeah. Igor the Wolf. And Max, Vote Blue.

Okay. Don't forget, it's almost up. Next week, though, we're going to have a great show, Halloween in Bonobu.

Uh, but, uh, if you don't see us before November, you got to vote blue, you know, you just got to put aside your little quibbles. You got to make it happen.

You know, hexes or voodoo or no hexes or voodoo or spankings. Get in there and stamp that ballot. Vote. Make a difference.

Right. Okay. And make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

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