Spring Showers, Woman Power

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, porn stars and presidents. They go together these days. Sex birds and sex pots. It's the first show of spring. All you children of sex. And yes, we are all children of, with a capital

X. Can I get an A-men? Can I get an A-women? Yes indeed. Welcome spring brothers and sisters. We got some heavenly bodies and divine minds to spring into spring tonight. And if you are tuned in live right now, I'm sucking my banana. And it's been a big weekend. It's going to be a big weekend, all weekend long. Today was the March for Our Lives. And tomorrow

Stormy Speaks. So we've got a lot of excitement. And we've got some bad news too, but I'll tell you, our lives was amazing, right? Do we have pictures? I think Clemi went. And there's Paul McCartney. First picture, I guess. And he was there because he said he had a good friend, one of his best friends who was killed by gun violence almost 40 years ago. Guess who

that was? We know, right? Maybe you're all too young to know. John Lennon, one of the original Beatles. He was killed by a gun, by a fan. So Paul McCartney was there. And lots and lots of people, millions were there. It's quite incredible. And I do want to tune in live right now to that picture, bring it up again. Samantha Fuentes. Oh,

that's where she's wounded. Yes, she was wounded in the Parkland Valentine's Massacre in school. She was shot in the face and in the legs. And she survived and she spoke. And she was incredible. She actually threw up on stage. And people said it was because she was nervous in front of all those people. But I think it was

because, I mean, the girl was shot like just a little over a month ago in several places. So, you know, makes you throw up sometimes. But she kept going and she kept speaking. And I tell you, these kids, they give me hope. And some of them are children and some of them are teenagers. Some of them are too young to watch

this show. Okay, who's that? I think that's the, if you're watching, you can see that's LA student Edna Chavez, who was speaking about her brother who was killed in gun violence in school. And I do want to also give a shout out to a girl who's way too young to watch this show. But she was incredible. Naomi Waddler.

You got her picture? Naomi Waddler, 11 years old. And she let a walk out of her elementary school in honor of Cortland Arrington, who was shot to death in her school. And she spoke in DC and she said, I'm here to acknowledge and represent the African American girls whose stories don't make the front

page of every national newspaper. Yeah, well, that's true. But at least she got to speak and whatever it takes, you know, to get some sense into our gun laws here in America. And I guess it takes a children's crusade. I guess that's what this is. Speaking of which, Jesus will be here soon. The original

children's crusade, of course, was a terrible failure. You can look it up. It really was. It was something about children going to Palestine and, you know, it didn't work too well. But this children's crusade, you know, we're not in the dark ages anymore. I hope we could be going into the dark ages

is the thing. There's some darkness in the land. But this children's crusade that's going, it's great. It's students schooling their elders, you know. I mean, some of us, you know, we already know this stuff, but they are really pulling it out. And yeah, we're very proud of them. And let's see, who else?

Oh, well, of course, last Saturday's honoree was Emma Gonzalez. And we do want to get her picture up there. Yep, six minutes and 20 seconds of silence this girl stood up there in front of, I don't know, a million people, whatever. And she was silent to honor her fellow students. And why six minutes and

20 seconds? Because that's the time it took for the shooter, whatever his name was, to kill her fellow students and teachers. She is amazing. And we certainly need to honor her. And I wish she was old enough to run for president. I'd vote for her. Maybe she's old enough to run for something. So, you know,

that's some of the good news. There's a little more good news, but I just want to say there's some bad news. And maybe I should have some of my guests who are standing around there just come in here. Who's here? Who's here right now? Let's see. Do you want to come in and sit down over here? Oh, this is

Lilith Lust. It's belly dance night tonight. Yeah, there we go. And Ron Jeremy's here. Okay, have a seat. And so I just want to say that Congress just censored the Internet big time, basically, is what happened. And that's why I need to suck my banana. It's my pacifier. It's very disturbing. I'm going

to ask Captain Max to talk in a little bit because he's had some experience with this. But we are being censored big time. I mean, it's in the name of Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers, CESTA or FOSTA, Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act. It doesn't fight any kind of sex trafficking at all. In

fact, it sends people out into the streets who might be sex workers. And it certainly doesn't stop anybody from taking from forcing a young person to engage in sex work. And by the way, that's not happening as much as our leaders would like us to think. What's happening a lot more is simply consensual

commercial sex. Our president has engaged in it. We don't like him very much here, but let's just say lots of people engage in it. Who we like, who we don't like. It's a popular, I don't know, sport, hobby, pastime. It's something that a lot of people do. And in many ways it's becoming more and more open. Sex

workers are coming out of the closet. And Johns are coming out of the closet for that matter. And even women are going to sex workers for various reasons and couples certainly. And now, you know, it's completely illegal. Well, here's the bad thing. It decimates Section 230. I have to read this

because I wouldn't remember numbers like 230. The federal provision shielding web publishers and platforms from legal liabilities. It's been removed. This was in place since the 1990s. And this is why we're able to post different things on different sites. And now we're not. Basically because Twitter is

now going to become like Facebook. They're censoring sex. They censored me today. It was a picture of actually Phoenix in a gas mask and a hint of a nipple showing somewhat. And they've always allowed stuff like that. And today I got a notice that said that this was sensitive material and I'm

going to be classified as, I don't know, an illegal alien or something. And as a sensitive person or an adult person or something. Anyway, censored. And I don't even know why it was censored. I don't know if it was the gas mask. I don't know if it was the nipple. I don't know if it was the combination

of the gas mask and the nipple, you know. I mean, and I'm sorry I'm getting over the flu, but I thought it was important to do this show. So I'm here tonight. But I'm a little under the weather. And so, you know, I need my banana. I need my potassium. So yeah, they're censoring me. I woke up

this morning to this. And yeah, so Twitter's going to become like Facebook. And as for Instagram and Facebook, Instagram is owned by Facebook, of course. Talk about, you know, like monopolies. And they're going to become like, I guess, jail. I don't know. I mean, they're all

going kind of crazy. We have difficulty with where, how we broadcast here, even when we're just sitting around all clothed and doing nothing. This is not a gun. It's a banana, officer. Okay? It's not even a dildo. How about that? Right? But, you know, it looks, maybe they'll say it looks like a penis

and this looks like a foreskin. And so, bam, you're censored. Who knows? Because it's not real people doing this necessarily. You're told by bots. Maybe real people have something to do with it, but you have no recourse to human beings. This is all part of the machine taking over our lives. I know it

sounds like science fiction, but it is happening. It's happening to us. We are, you know, becoming part machine if we want to participate in society. We're being controlled by these machines. And, you know, I don't even want to get into Cambridge Analytica. I don't even understand that. But I do want to say

three cheers and a bonobo beer and a banana to Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat from Oregon, who voted against the bill. And let me tell you, he was only one of two senators. I don't want to say three cheers for what's his name. Rand Paul? Yeah, because he's so funny. But I just discovered this

Ron Wyden and I'm excited about him. He said, civic organizations protecting their right to free speech could be ruined by their more powerful political opponents. This is another effect of Cesta Fosta, and there would be enormous chilling effect on speech in America. That's why big companies like Facebook

like efforts like this to weaken because it would pull up the ladder in the tech world. This is so other websites are going to get, I guess, charged with stuff. I don't know. I mean, we're still going to let you post whatever you want on Bonoboville. Of course, we're a small site so we can tell if it's sex

trafficking, we're not going to have any sex trafficking, okay? But we do allow sex workers and porn in the private areas. And so, you know, come to Bonoboville. And Wyden, by the way, has actually been proactive on measures that can actually help victims of sexual exploitation. We're not

saying there are no victims of exploitation. And, by the way, we're also not saying you can't have any guns, okay? You ammo sexuals out there. I know. You got to, I mean, you can, you don't need an automatic weapon, right? And also, I want to say the police shouldn't be shooting

so much. I kind of feel for these guys, I think they're being disingenuous when they say, we're going to be, you know, we don't want to be left unarmed when the police come, you know, when the government comes. I do feel for you because I think the police are crazy. They shoot too easily.

But I will say this to those ammo sexuals. When they come for you, they're going to have tanks, okay? Your little semi-automatic whatever is not going to do nothing. So, that's a whole other issue. But, yeah, police have got to follow along. But, you know, countries

where gun violence is down, it's because they have banned a lot of things, these bump stocks and all that stuff, and also the police in some of these countries don't carry guns. You know, Britain is one country where the police don't always carry guns.

Okay. So, Trump, here he is. This is how we like him. Just completely restrained between Stormy Daniel to blow up dolls, legs, right here. Okay. And he's got the bonobo way between his balls. And he's got, he's gagged with his restraining

order against Stormy. And it says David Denison, which is of course his name. And, yeah, he's the devil, you know, Trumpus. And he's got some bananas too. And we've got some Trump toilet paper, thank you, Jocks. And this is how

he needs to be. And some people say we're too nice to him. But I believe that if he could just stop what he's doing and take Pence with him by the way, then I would be very nice to him and spank him all he wants with a copy of Forbes

magazine with his daughter on the cover. Right. It's not just Stormy Daniels who looks like his daughter, he said. According to Karen McDougal, she also looks like his daughter. Where's Karen? Let's get a picture

of Karen McDougal. She didn't have a whole lot of interest. I think Stormy's going to be better. But she kind of loved him in a way, I think. I mean, I don't know what to say about her taste. But there she is. She's pretty.

She doesn't look at all like Ivanka, except maybe her fake boobs. But, yeah, I guess this guy just thinks any good looking woman that he's having sex with is like his daughter somehow. And he really needs

to call the Dr. Susan Block Institute to work that out and not be president. And we'll spank him with Forbes, which is what he likes. So, yeah, this is where we're at, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, on the

first day of spring. And, you know, there's some good and there's some really bad and there's a lot of hope. I have hope for Stormy. She's really tough. And she's a porn star. And she's proud of it.

And she's a successful porn star. And we're proud of her. It's the children and the porn stars. Yeah, exactly. And you know what? They have something in common. They have a certain innocence.

You cannot shame a child, a teenage, because they haven't done anything. They're too young. So you can't shame them. And no one can. The guy that tried to call Emma Gonzalez a skinhead

lesbian, he had to drop out of the race. He did. And he had to apologize to her. You know? You can't do that with the kids. That's why they're great. And they're very articulate.

I didn't feel funny calling them kids. And then porn stars. You cannot shame a good porn star. I mean, there's all kinds of porn stars these days. And there's some that are, you know, maybe only one

foot in the door. But when you're talking about a real lustful, into it porn star who's a director and done a lot of stuff. Hey, she cannot be shamed. And she does smackdowns on Twitter

with anybody that tries. So it's a beautiful thing to watch. And I'm hoping that it, it, you know, opens people up a little more to sex entertainment. You know, I think some people

are opening up to that. But then I get hit with this Cesta thing, which is just crazy. And by the way, I know some of my fans and friends like Kamala Harris. I just want to say

Kamala. F you. Yeah, I'm sorry. I, you are part of this because you went after Backpage and you can't be a defender of progressive values while putting sex workers out in

the street and while forcing the censorship of free speech on the Internet. So you should be ashamed of yourself. Kamala. And every senator that voted for that bill. And

some people say they don't know, but they have been spoken to. They just think, oh, we're gonna get votes from people that don't like sex traffickers. And maybe

they will. But we're trying to enlighten people here on the Dr. Susan Block show. So please go, go forth and go bonobos and tell everybody that

Cesta and Foster are not going to foster good sex and not going to foster a good situation and not going to stop sex trafficking and going to just lead to

more and more censorship on the Internet. It's just the first step and then of course we're going to lose net neutrality. So here we are. Here we are. And here are

my fabulous guests. First of all, Phoenix, Don, my beautiful assistant who's full of safety pins. So I don't know. I guess you're gonna attach things to

yourself. And I also have Plastic Jesus here. Hello Plastic Jesus. Plastic Jesus is a renowned street artist. And we're very excited. We're going to show some of

his work after I introduce everybody. You can't see his face because I guess he's wanted. We wanted him and we got him. Here he is. But he engages in

dangerous art. You know, art can be a dangerous thing. And if it is, then you know you're doing it right. I hope so. Yeah. So thank you for joining us.

My pleasure. Thanks for the invitation to come here. And next to you is Diamond, the lovely Diamond dressed like a belly dancer for spring.

And she is returning to us. She was here a few weeks ago. And we really enjoyed having you here. Thank you for having me again. And she is a

porn star making her come back. It's been a long time. Come and come again, baby. Over and over. Okay. And over here to my progressive left, I

have a lovely little porn star couple. Well, I shouldn't say they're little, but they're new to the porn industry in a way. I mean, porn is, you know, that,

I mean, maybe six months is a long time in porn. But Xavier Steele has been in porn for six months. And Athena Rain is also, I guess,

important for six months. And you're a couple and you're from Virginia, Georgia, close. Wow. And you came out here to have some fun. A little

bit of a saucy adventure. Yeah. And what's your goal as a porn star couple? See how far we can go. See how far you can just keep going and

working hard and doing what we've been doing and just see where it takes us. Wow. Well, we're excited that it took you here. Very excited. You're

adorable. And right next to you is a couple of porn veterans. I'll say Lilith Lust first. Hello. Welcome back. Hello. And next, of course,

needs no introduction. Hello. Porn icon, Ron Jeremy. Yay. Also mayor of Bonoboville. I'm now going to make the microphone

Jewish. Yeah. Get it? Yeah. Yeah, but it needs that condom. Wow. It's the mayor of Bonoboville. Unless you're married to it, like in a

relationship like these two, and then it's only your microphone. Okay. It's kind of run. It's great to have you back. We just had you here a couple

weeks ago and here you are. And actually I want to shout out the New York Times, which usually is terrible, but they love Stormy

Daniels and they did a great piece on her and everybody loves Stormy Daniels right now. Everybody's like, huh, she's the great hope of the

progressives. You know, it's like Mueller is going, we're in so much. Could you see the actors saw the further article? They went on about

me and dancing with their dog. Exactly. They quoted you saying what a great director she was and they were using the example of you singing

and dancing with her little dog to show. Desert Stormy was the name of the movie. Yeah, they didn't say that. See, I said that in my blog. Oh, I'm

sorry. I gave much more information than the New York Times. Yeah. But they did mention you and the dog and they sort of used it as

an example of her doing something that wasn't totally porn, I guess. Well, in the scene, I play, we play Egyptians. It's like mini

me. The dog is dressed like me on the show, the whole movie. I wear a turban, the dog wears a turban. Right. So it's like mini me. And so then

we're dancing an Egyptian song. So I went and said, that's the way I like it. I'm going to laugh. Well, then it

goes to good. There's a lot of young people here that don't even know who Anwar Sadat is. He was the president of Egypt. Or the song.

That's the way. Right. So it's got a good laugh from everybody else. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

It was a good moment in a porn movie at that time. You know. She also worked for me in a film

called Ron Jeremy on the Loose. We shot Atlantic City. Yeah. Again, just dialogue together. Never did a scene. We just did dialogue together. Did she

ever tell you about her relationship with Drumpf? Not really, no. He has stories, but no.

And I knew her way, way before that. Oh yes. And you gave him such a compliment. He didn't deserve.

He'd asked it. The New York Post said, well, is his hands large like yours or small? I said, they seem normal. And then Donald Trump writes in and

says, well, they're not really large or small, but they're just soft. That was Donald Trump's own words.

Yes. See, I tell you, come on over with us, Donald. We'll soften you up. Yeah, we'll spank

your balls and rub your hands and cream. I would like to volunteer to dominate him. Okay.

I'm going to be on the house. Well, you will get that opportunity. Let's hope. You want to step

on him? Is that what you want to do? Or you want to spank him? It would be not of his choosing. I will put it that way. You want to stuff

your foot in his mouth? Hmm. What is it you want to do to him? You really want to know?

Yeah. I want to step on his face. Step on his face. I want to make him the best slave I have ever had.

He's already had the face stepped on. That's why he has a bandaid. We'll do that a little bit later. With me, my heels was

my specialty at one time. Oh, very good. I have my own specialties in the industry because I have my own skills.

And then they come stuck on it. I guess there's no Trump voters here. What are you guys doing with this? We have some sometimes.

I will say there are some Trump voters in porn and in art even. I'm amazed.

But not tonight, maybe. Although they might come up from the audience. But I do want to, before we get a little too

into sexual activity to show some of plastic

Jesus's street art. So how's my crew

guys? I don't know what you've got that can come up right away. But I'll talk about it and I'm sure Jesus will.

By the way, I'm wearing a fish in honor of Jesus. And here we have what do we have here? Jesus, this is sort of like

an Oscar statue on its knees. Yeah, that was every year I do an unofficial Oscar statue and this one was

2015 and that was an Oscar statue snorting cocaine off the red carpet. Oh, right.

Snorting cocaine off the red carpet. Yeah, I like that. That's what they do during the commercials. That's why they have a lot of commercials.

Here's another piece. Let's look at that again. This is a barbed wire fence. This is border closed.

No refugees. And here we have Mary and Joseph and Mary's pregnant on a donkey

and they're obviously refugees. So I don't know if we even need to explain that or do you have anything?

I think it's pretty self-explosory. If Jesus was around now, he'd probably get turned back up the border. Definitely. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, well

you're Jesus and I'm sure you've had some problems. Your accent, where are you from? The gentleman? Jesus, where are you from?

Besides Bethlehem. I'm from London, just outside London. Okay, let's see another one.

This is a soldier. No, that is actually a piece I did after the Parkland shooting where

Donald Trump suggested that we start arming teachers. That piece. Is a teacher.

That's what we're going to end up with if art teachers have got guns. I saw that. He did that piece.

It's a great piece. There's a lot of people that might, like Max, realize that they've seen

some of Plastic Jesus' pieces around town. He signs them but kind of in a

legible way. I've got to say that social media, Instagram is really good because you've got a global audience. That piece went viral. It was on Reddit.

It was on Facebook. It went everywhere. In fact, the cop who I based that image on, because it was a photograph I found on Google,

sent me a message about a week ago saying, hey, I'm kind of happy to be in this picture thanks for using my picture, which is pretty cool and a surprise.

Well, that's great. Social media is important for all kinds of art and, by the way, you've been

censored on Instagram. I got censored last week. I had this piece which is a Plastic Jesus credit card. It's actually an American

excess card. A bag of cocaine and a $50 bill all in a case. It looks like a fire alarm in an emergency break glass piece

and it was taken down because it's got a bag of... cocaine. It's crushed aspirin. I could have put up a picture of a

AR-15 and it would have been fine but not a bag of fake cocaine. Right, that's right. I want to just repeat that this is a banana

not a penis. Okay? There's no real foreskin, I think. Because we're on Facebook camera now.

Soon we're going to go off of Facebook camera and we are actually maybe going to see a penis or certainly boobs or something. But right now, we are not showing

anything but a banana. Okay. And now what is this? That's 12 foot long lines

of cocaine. That was on Melrose here in LA. Got a 8 foot $50 bill

12 foot long lines of cocaine on a big credit card. But the funny thing was there were people walking on Melrose Avenue that walked straight

past it. Didn't even fucking notice it's 12 foot long lines of cocaine on the street. They probably thought you were doing some road work. Right. It looks a little bit

like road work, you know. Okay, next. Let's see the Harvey Weinstein, okay? Do you have that?

Because that's the most recent, I think, or one of the more recent? Maybe not the most. Okay, there he is. There we are, there's me. Oh, and there you are

sitting with him. I had to do that this year because it was the biggest story in Hollywood of the year maybe even in the decade. So, Casting Couch, it's a Shea's launch

with Harvey. And the idea was we wanted people to come and sit next to Harvey to see how he felt sitting next to him now, you know, all the stories about him.

Right. How did you feel sitting next to him? You know, it felt kind of creepy, even for me. I knew it's just a model that we'd made, but, you know,

a year ago you would have sat there and thought, you know, you're in awe of this guy, this icon of Hollywood, and now you just feel a little bit uneasy, you know?

Well, most of us young women know about the Casting Couch, so Harvey is on the long line of not, you know,

everything, you know, but it's just, you know, it's just bringing it to light, but it's nothing too familiar. Like, all of us young women

in Hollywood and LA and New York modeling or acting all know about the Casting Couch. Shoot, I think I've been on three so far

and they're all the same. Listen, it's nothing ever changes. Just a cock.

Just a cock. Have you been influenced a little by Robert Maple Thorpe? What'd you say?

Me? Yeah, yeah. In a good way. I don't think so. I mean, my art really focuses on anything from

culture, news, current affairs, so I didn't think so, no. All right. And here we have, we come in peace.

I mean, the irony of that piece that here we are, we try and create peace around the world and what do we do? We send a fucking army out there, we send tanks,

we send helicopters. Yeah, well, you know, that's how America brings peace. America is kind of, you know,

contradictory in many ways. Seven hundred billion dollar military budget, which I think is more than

the next, is it 10 nations combined? The next biggest is China at 140 billion. Yeah.

It's bad. And we're, of course, updating our nuclear armaments. And, yeah,

there's a lot of arms. I mean, I kind of wish the students would address that as well. Because we're teetering

on the brink of all kinds of maybe a new war. We're certainly increasing the old war stuff

going on. I mean, that is increasing behind the scenes. You don't hear about that a lot, because I don't know. The news would rather

report on Stormy Daniels. I don't blame them. I find Stormy Daniels more fun to talk about. But we are, you know, helping to ruin

Yemen. And now we have this Bolton guy, the walrus. Where's his picture?

Do you have that, guys? You gotta see the walrus here. This is our news national security advisor coming up here.

This guy. This guy. You know, actually, Trump said he didn't want to hire him

because of the mustache. But I guess he had to, because even though everybody wants to be in the White House.

That's what he said. But apparently not enough people that you can find someone without a walrus mustache. So you have to take the guy

with the walrus mustache. And there he is. And he's, he loves, he's a total hawk. Total hawk.

And then let's take, let's look at the woman for a second. Because it is women's month. And I just want to say, I love women,

you know, and I think we need more female empowerment. That's the bonobo way. And we want to honor a lot of women. We're honoring

women all week. Stormy Daniels, Emma Gonzalez. But this woman, Gina Haspel, just shows a woman

can be just as bad, and maybe a lot worse, than a man in a certain

position, in power. I mean, this, she looks like such an innocent thing. She looks like she could be one of the Parkland students.

She's a war criminal. She is a war criminal. Exactly. And a torturer. This individual. She's now

going to head the CIA. And first woman to head, I mean, well, not that the CIA is all that great. But, you know.

Oh, I'm getting to like it a lot. Well, I know, I know, I know. That whole thing. But, you know, you like anybody that's kind

of against Trump. But now, of course, she's going to be heading it, so I don't know if you're going to like it so much. So, more

plastic Jesus art, please. Ah. This is great. Yeah, that piece was just after the

just after the riot, I can't remember which riot it was now, but there was a lot of question about whether the police were

becoming too militarized with humvees and tanks on the streets. So, this piece was actually, you know, Statue of Liberty with a police riot helmet on a riot

shield. What are they doing? Are they protecting our liberty? Are we in fact becoming a police state where they are being too militarized?

I actually got caught on the street painting in this police and it's four o'clock in the morning and I'll just tell you very briefly the cops caught me there spraying it

and they came up to me and put me in handcuffs and put me in the back of the car and questioned me. And then they said, what is it? I said, well,

I'm a great supporter of the police and I think the police are there protecting our liberty. And he looked at me and he said, is that BS? I said, no, it's

true. And he let me go. It's the British accent. Yeah, I think so. Nice.

Well, very nice. Good for you. But, you know, I bet if you were black, they would have mistaken

your paint can for a gun because they just mistook this poor guy's phone for a gun

in Sacramento. I don't remember his name, but I'm sorry I don't. He was shot 20 times in his own yard.

So, you know, I mean, I really hope the Parkland students address that. I've got so much

faith in these students. I want them to address all my problems. So, yeah, police brutality. And I mean, that needs to be addressed

because all these Second Amendment homosexuals that have gun fetishes, they use that excuse that,

you know, they need their guns to deal with the police. And I don't know that that ever comes out

well for the other, the non-police side. Number one, but number two, they have a point. Our police

are out of control. Okay. So, any others? Do we have another? Okay.

Oh, this is a school. That was a gun grave. I did that piece in

2011, 12,427 people were killed that year in

firearm incidents. 2011, what has changed? You know, I was just thinking, you know, this

crazy war that Bush got us into you know, the chicken hawk Bush and

Trump, I guess he hasn't gotten us into a new war. Bush actually, you know, he just went in there and started two new wars

and they're still going on. They're basically still going on. He actually said

that the war was going to go on for a hundred years. Permawar. Yeah, Permawar. And in fact, that's what's been going on.

You know, we're make love, not war. Bonobos. Bonobos. Okay.

So, I want to give a hand to Plastic Jesus for being out there.

And for you know, his art, which is very awesome and is

you know, clever. And you sell the posters? Do you sell anything? People can go to my website and

there's prints, there's posters, there's t-shirts. Are they expensive? Oh, t-shirts. Can I afford it?

Sorry, I didn't catch that. No. How expensive are, what do they cost? T-shirts. The t-shirt prices

are a hundred, two hundred bucks. The original piece of art will be ten thousand. How about a copy, a good copy?

If somebody's copying it, I'll sue them. Yeah. Well, we have an art gallery.

We have a little art gallery here too. Anyway, we'll talk about that later. So, we're excited to have you.

I don't know how you exactly came here because you know, we talk about all kinds of things. I'm a sex therapist.

This is usually a show about sex. But we do also, of course, deal with politics and art and all kinds of stuff.

I mean, you know, you're sort of ready for sex with your mask on. Yeah, I think so.

I look better like this. Right. No, Phoenix was just interested in the way my work

and the politics I do with it. Of course. Yeah, well, we're happy that you're here. I gave you a button.

Do you want a banana? Oh, you can't eat a banana. You've got a mask on. Liquid.

Liquid. Liquid. Okay, all right. So,

how much time do I have? The clock is totally wrong. We're going to find out. Can somebody tell us how much time we have?

We need to know what is going on. We like to know. How much time? Come in.

What? Oh, 15 minutes. Okay, cool. All right.

Well, let's talk to the porn stars. Yeah. Wow, we've got all kinds of porn stars here tonight. We've got, you know,

brand new, sort of middle and veteran. And so,

let's start with the brand new. All right. Athena, goddess of wisdom. I did say

that we have a divine mind and a heavenly body, but perhaps this is the divine mind, after all.

And he's hiding his body, so it's probably somewhat heavenly. It's not pretty. Heavenly doesn't have to be pretty.

If you're going to show anything on Facebook or anything that is a malfunction of anything, please let me know ahead of time. So, how about you

come up here and sit, you know, in front of Trump's balls? Yeah.

You can come up here too. You go with her, right? Or not always, but tonight. Okay, and maybe they could get

two microphones since they're now There's two of them. There's two of you. Yeah, wow.

So, you're fresh from Georgia. Yeah, about a month now. Okay, and can I ask

how old you are? She is 20. I'm a little bit older than she is. So, they're not old enough to drink?

No, no. You're not old enough to drink? You could buy an AR-15, though.

AR-15, sorry. Could send you off to the killing fields. I like my bow and arrows.

So, how did you fall in love? So, we went to high school together.

We had theater arts for three years. We never dated at that time.

We weren't even really in the same social circles. You were kind of hanging out with the funny, more popular kids. I was really, really awkward

and I didn't know how to interact with other human beings. Aw. Aw.

Were you born in Georgia? Where are you from? No, I'm a military brat. I was born in Oklahoma.

Do you have a gun? It's okay. I actually prefer to keep them as far away from me as possible.

That's a good idea. Did you grew up with them? Yeah. Talking to the mic, though.

It's not a gun. It's not a dick either. My dad, he actually worked in the offices. He was more the brains of the operation.

My grandfather was a member of the police force in Texas. He actually did teach me how to shoot. I know how I just choose not to.

That's like my husband. He's a sharpshooter, but he chooses not to. What in you makes you decide to choose not to?

I mean, literally, there's really no point in a weapon like that than to kill.

That is what the point of a gun is. It is not to grow anything. It is not to fix anything. It is literally to kill.

I don't see any kind of situation where I would feel the need animal or human to use something

that is meant to take a life away that I don't have the right to take away. Wow. That's great. Can we give her a hand?

I mean, that's beautiful. You're not as young as the Parkland students, but still,

I'm impressed at your eloquence there. I'm

kind of a bonobo buff. Do you know about bonobos? It's okay. It's okay. You know a lot about guns and how bad

they are, so I'm really impressed with that. Bonobos are where's my bonobo book?

The Make Love Not War chimpanzee and they swing through the trees as well as with each other. That's right. They're almost as hairy as Ron

Jeremy. And they like sex almost as much.

Ron's like too far. And they're very female empowered. The females are very strong

and it's almost a matriarchal society. And the females are very aggressive about sex. And the males go along

with it even though they're bigger and stronger. And they have their equivalent of guns in fangs. They have fangs, so they could

be tearing the females apart. But they don't. Why is this? Well, it's kind of complicated, but to boil it down to one word

sex. They get laid a lot. Mostly by older females.

But the younger ones too. This is how they get along. So you seem to have

put away the guns and violence for sex in your life. Is that a conscious choice?

Are you just going along with the boyfriend because he's so hot and horny and you figured might as well make some money? No. Actually

I'm very, very forward in my career. I'm actually trying to start up my own studio soon, Renex.

And I'm very, very big on the business side. Honestly, I feel like you go along with what I want a lot of the time

just because you know. But I feel like we've gotten to a point where you know I'm not going to steer you into something crazy.

You've been pretty consistent. I trust you. Crazy is cute. Aren't they cute? They're so adorable

and so smart really. And doing it right, you know, you never know what's going to happen in the future.

I mean I hope you guys stay together. And I guess you've got an open relationship if you do porn. It's semi. I mean

I feel like in our personal lives we try to keep it like very, it's very big on communication, very big on like making sure that you check in,

making sure everyone is okay. But when it comes to work I feel like there's a different mindset that you take on and I feel like

he enjoys my porn and I enjoy watching him perform. So there's a whole concept of exhibitionism there too.

But you do porn with other people. Yeah. Okay. Well that's kind of open. Yeah. I mean on a commercial level. I guess so.

But maybe not in your personal life. Is he like a cuckold? No, no. I'm Polly Amaris. I enjoy watching him.

So you have sex with other people too. Are they with her? You like to watch him fucking other women. Yes. I like watching myself

and I like watching him. She likes it all. She's born for porn. And how did you go from being

an army brat to a porn star? What happened? Okay. Okay. So I just always kind of had very different views

on a lot of things. I grew up in a very conservative religious family. What religion?

Christianity. It's both of us. Both of us grew up very strong Christians. Very conservative. Luckily we have Jesus here tonight.

We do. Jesus is here. I'm wearing a fish. So I was always kind of in that community and I just never really

identified with a lot of things I was taught. I was very uncomfortable with the notion that sex was a purity thing that

in some way if you were sexual something that was designed naturally you were in some way wrong or you were

sinning in some way. I never could understand that. So probably about a year ago last month

was my one year anniversary when I started camming. I was still working as a waitress and I really hated my job.

I didn't even really make minimum wage and so I started doing it with my ex and I continued for months.

Me and him ended up breaking up. I ended up homeless and spent the summer camming out of a Starbucks bathroom. Camming out of

a Starbucks bathroom. That makes me want to go to Starbucks. Check out the rest room.

You can tell me everything. That's like street dogs. I don't know. Me and him ended up

meeting up at one point. We ended up actually moving in together, kind of as roommates before we became a couple. Can I explain this one?

Back to the we met in high school. We knew each other through high school slightly. We didn't really talk much.

We saw each other on Tinder and we were like didn't we? Let me ask you

what radicalized you? You said, fuck it man. We're going to do this. At that point I was still working

as a waitress. He was working at a moving company. My hours had been cut. His hours had been cut. He kept walking in on me camming instead of going to

my job and I had a conversation with them and I was like Here let me stick my dick down your throat. Was that it?

I wish it was that fun. No, but it was Hey, we're at two minutes Dr. Suzy. Oh, two minutes.

Okay, we have to do something sexy. Well, you could kiss. How about a kiss? How about a kiss? Let me put this down.

Really good kiss. How about a nice porn star kiss? This all started with

mocha choco latte. It started the whole thing. Wow. It's getting more romantic.

Okay. It started at Starbuck. All the voyeurs are excited. Looking at the young couple kissing.

Making out and heavy petting. How about some heavy petting? Can we see some feeling up? Move the Facebook camera.

Move the Facebook camera. We're going to have some feeling up right now. Feeling up. Move the Facebook camera.

Okay. Things can come off. Okay. Facebook camera is not there.

Can we have a flash? Flash. If you can move here, I'm going to move Facebook.

Nice. Look at these beautiful boobs. Facebook, your heart out. Very nice.

There's my banana. It started at Starbuck. That peas and peas. I'm scared I'm going to knock it off.

Okay. Take your microphones now. I guess we're almost out of time. We're done.

Don't go away. We'll be right back. We're still on Facebook. Hi.

I'm Dr. Susan Block. I've just written a new book called Inspired By My Love For The Make Love Not War

Great Apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face.

But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.

With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special

partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us almost 99% genetically similar

to us. When it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much

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why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have

a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride

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Put your clip right here. Have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way? Oh, I have, many a time. My favorite horse to ride.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip

go for whatever Holy shit. That does the job. Sybian strikes again.

Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on Dr.Suzi.TV from the womb room in Bonoboville

Ride on Cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Now relax.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes.

Hallelujah. A sister of a winner. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you.

I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Okay, we're going to come. Testify, sister Kenny. Testify. That you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. I'm not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. Take it off. That thing is bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? I'm ready. Come on.

We're the husband. You got the Sybian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No matter, fall over. Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. That's my girl. You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web.

And now, we are back in Bonoboville. And it's the first Dr. Susan Block show

of Spring. Being as strong, I'm wearing bonobos on my arm things.

And I'm carrying a Cosmo because I'm in it. It's the April issue which is on stands now

and I have condoms to mark my place. And it's the sex Q&A and it's about like

if you put on weight should you stop having sex until you lose weight. Sex is a hard

deal. What are you talking about? But this is Cosmo. These are younger girls reading this than you. And so, you know,

sometimes they get inhibited. There's a lot of people who have body shame and men

tend to have only about one part of the body that they might have some shame about. And it's an issue.

It's a big issue or a small issue actually. And women tend to have

concerns about all kinds of parts of their body. Let's just say we all do and I do believe you can always improve on

whatever you've got. And I also I'm not one of these people that thinks it's okay really

to be overweight. I do think you should exercise, get healthy eat right.

But, just because you're overweight doesn't mean you should stop having sex at all. In fact, you

should have more sex because the overweight is probably partly replacing sex. So, you know,

you want to have more sex and you'll probably lose some weight because, you know, when you've got a dick in your mouth you can't suck your banana

you know. I'm a firm believer of if you are into oral sex

exercising your face and neck muscles. There you go. I'm a firm believer of that. Why am I stuck really?

Would you like to demonstrate that on my banana? I would love to. As soon as I say I'm stuck from Phoenix. What are you doing?

Oh, she's... No Facebook camera! Her fishnet is stuck for my seagull.

Don't suck my microphone, girl. I'll try not to. Please!

Oh my god. I think the striptease is happening now. This is Diamond.

I don't know. You could. Okay, here we go. I mean, do you want to take your top off? Not just yet.

Okay, so the Facebook camera can remain. We are only sucking bananas right now. I find you very appealing.

Hey! Anybody in the house from Peoria? So, here's Diamond giving a demonstration

of her oral technique. Banana eating? That's called

throat aerobics. Throat aerobics. She's eating a banana.

She's sucking a banana. And actually, it's remarkable that she's not breaking the banana. That just shows how sensitive she is.

Why is she sucking on this banana? No, I circumcised this one. You castrated that one. You castrated that one.

I was hungry. I try to be sensitive towards everybody's needs. No, you're not trying. You're doing. Every individual.

You're doing. You're not trying. You're doing. Ooh, you're doing very well. Very well. And look at that. She's broken it.

She's a pro. Do you think this is allowed? I don't know. This is a banana.

It's only a banana. And it's not being done to arouse you. That's a key.

It's about being safe with a banana. No, it's being fun. It's a humorous thing. All right.

All right. She cracked it. Okay. Well, let's give a hand to Diamond

and her banana sucking. Sure. I want a sundae now. Where's the chocolate syrup?

Banana split. Banana split. That's another thing. You could combine food and sex,

which will make you take a lot longer to eat the food. And so, you know, because you have other things you're doing.

So have all your meals with sex and you'll lose weight. A glass dildo and a freezer. A glass dildo and a freezer.

You know, I love that sort of thing. Instead of an ice cube. Because you know how the ice cube just melts all over the place. I like that.

Take a glass dildo, stick it in the freezer. Especially if you've been having sex for a long time and you're pussy is like mad swollen. It's like, oh my god.

I know, pussies get hot. This is why I don't really understand they have these products that warm up the lube. Oh, no.

I don't want that. I'm sorry. I don't know. No mentioning of whose product that is.

It's a nice idea for some people, but not me. And obviously not. And not Athena.

Athena, goddess of wisdom. How come you took that in? Okay, so I'm actually sorry, I'm leaning back right here.

I'm actually a Wiccan. Oh, she's a Wiccan. From Christian to Wiccan. So I'm kind of a huge mythology buff.

And Athena was essentially the goddess that okay, so when I went into porn I wanted to choose a name that was

the version of myself that I could be. And so I chose a goddess of wisdom, war, and in reality, who doesn't like

a woman in armor? I feel like that is like the sexiest thing I can imagine. It's like World of Warcraft, like tits out. That's how I imagine Athena.

Speaking of armor, I just want to bring up a paleontological discovery. Crew,

can I see the picture of the dinosaur, please? Dinosaur? Okay.

You all seen these dinosaurs covered with armor and horns and all that stuff.

And what we learned when I was in school was that these were for fighting. And, you know, it looks like they are,

but they weren't. They were for sex. Mating. Mating.

This is what, like a peacock, or maybe they even use these things for diddling, you know?

So they strut out. They get out with their horns. They get out with their horns. Interesting, yeah.

Like, it can do some stuff. And I don't know, even the horns. A lot of stuff, you know, that tail.

I mean, they always told us that this stuff was for fighting. It turns out it was for love making

and attraction. And we've been sold to bill of goods, I tell you, in so many ways.

And even with the dinosaurs, you know? So now we're learning. So there's some lights at the end of the tunnel. But it does look like

the tunnel might have an end. Anyway, yeah, that's another reason this guy is being punished is because of his

attitude towards climate change. So did you want to punish him? You said you did.

Willis. Huh? Oh, him himself. Because then I'm taking my pleasure.

Well, I mean, this is this is our facsimile. Am I allowed? I'm wearing my

dom boots today. We're in the dom boots today. Yeah, really. Yeah, actually,

actually, I would like to do it with you and be by the way. Look at my reading.

She's having some fun. Okay. Okay, but now you're standing right in front.

To the side here. To the side. There you go. Don't hide the culprit

and bam, bam, bam. It's really painful. Oh my gosh.

Put some effort in there. Yeah, these girls really have some aggression to take down.

And they are doing this. This is what we call Trumpocalypse Therapy here.

Another article that I was in Cosmo is about post-Trump sex disorder

which a lot of people have and this is a form of therapy to help us. Okay, you got to get off of him now.

Eight more. All right, that was very good. And he thanks you for that. And that was our stomping session

of the Dr. Black Show. That was a nuts stomping session on the Dr. Black Show. No, leave it in.

The Nutcracker. By the way, I should introduce Ecore the Wolf. And I understand he has a new song.

Should we do it? Should we do it? Is it a strip tease type of song? I mean, you know,

this was for you to like when you hear the beat, you know, how the beat drives you, you know. I figure maybe

one of these hot porn stars might get driven by the beat to do a strip tease.

So we should move the Facebook camera. Oh, man, I should have brought my bowl. Come on, Mark.

We have to leave the room, Mark. We have to leave the room. He's trying to set it off, Mark. You ready to set it off?

Yeah. It's only one person here. Y'all ready to set it off tonight? Yeah.

Now that's what's better. It's got to have energy in here. Let me hear y'all say set it off. Set it off.

This is how we're going to do it. We're going to say set it off. Two, three, four. Set it off.

Get turned up in this bit. Get turned up in this bit. Get turned up. Get turned up and be Bill.

Set it off. We have to have a little bit more rhythm. Get turned up and be Bill. Set it off.

Get turned up and be Bill. Set it off. We got to remember that. Hey, Ladies.

Hey, Ladies. Hey, Ladies. Set it up. Hey lady.

Set it up. That's what they say, yeah. Hey lady. Set it up.

Hey lady. Set it up. Are y'all sexy? Yes.

Whoopie, you scream. Oh yeah, y'all ready? Y'all ready, A? You ready, A?

Give me some volume to that. Yeah, it's time to set it up. Time to get the coil up. Yes.

Yes, y'all ready, Bonobo? Turn it up. Yes. All y'all can get up and dance.

Bonobo, I need y'all to feel this. I want everybody to get live with the eigenhypes tonight because I'm the whooping, I'm hollering. My profile is a crowd when it's time to move the crowd.

Danger. Put a mic in my hand, a one-man band, Bonobo, bangle whoop. Listen, my style is sweet.

My crowd moving the crowd, my howl hitting the streets. Now, Bonobo won't only get live. Riding with me because I'm riding sweet. Smooth like the strings of Santana.

Blow like the winds of Santa Ana, the bombastries. Hey lady. Hey lady. Are y'all sexy?

Then let whoop hear you scream. Set it off. Get turned up in this bitch. Set it off.

What? Set it off. Get turned up in this bitch. Set it off.

Get turned up in these bitch. Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch. Get turned up in these bitch.

Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch. Set it off. Time and whoop.

Say, get up now. Drinks and smoke and sunk in. Hey, he got the check pumping. She shaking her lady humps.

Touching her lady lumps. Because she sex says she wet, man. With her body juice, Bonobo. Gonna get loose.

Ooh. Because e-course, e-crut, and e-sick. Act correct, I'm catching them. That's what I do.

Smooth. Got your move and got y'all groove and doing. Get left to slide tonight and hype. With e-core to it, whoop.

Move the crowd with a how, leave them shook. Like a 10.0. Off the rhythm, off the meter. Roll the speakers, the kingdom come.

Time and whoop says, get wet. Get crooked, follow the leader. That gives Bonobo a turn. Set it off.

Get turned up. Come on. Get turned up in these bitch. Get turned up in these bitch.

Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch. Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch.

Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch. Set it off. Get turned up in these bitch.

OK, y'all said y'all wanted a lie. Well, I got your hope and got Bonobo hoping that they can ride home with something nice. Touch on the night.

Keep it really, keep it safe, but be safe. It's a lot of bullshit going around. Other than that, don't get on down. Put your bags down.

Watch your step. Watch your health. Gonna be bold, but remember, everything ain't that glitter. It ain't gold.

If you're ass and getting live, get your ass out of Bonobo. Who with me? Who they want to dance? Who they want to groove?

Just clap your hands. Hey lady. Set it up. Yeah!

Are y'all waitin'? Yeah! Get turned up in this bitch. Set it off.

Get turned up in these bitch. Set it up. Get turned up in these bitch. Get turned up in these bitch.

Get turned up in these bitch. Doc Block, get turned up. Phoenix, get turned up. Diamond, get turned up.

Ronnie Jeremy. Get changed up goddess. Anything get turned up. I think it up.

Get turned up. But Nobo get turned up. Big Max get turned up. Can be yo, get turned up, set it up.

Come on. I can hear you up. I can't hear, yo. I can't hear, yo.

I scoop top of give are not up, But b-bit, get turnt up, yeah, uh, uh, whoo, hey ladies. I said, hey, Dave, you gotta stand up and come do that. Why you sitting down and hiding that?

Yeah, uh, set it off, Dr. Block show. Set it off, eat more of the woe. Woo, that was good, yeah, uh, uh, whoo, yeah. Wow, that certainly sets some bras off.

Set it off. And some booty off there, too. Georgia Peach. Booty off.

That's a Georgia Peach right there, huh? Yes, indeed. I love those Tommy Hilfiger panties there. I know.

Yeah. All right, so, uh, set it off. Set it off, get turnt up, eat more of the woe. Okay, that's, uh, hot stuff right there.

Hot stuff. Ooh. Get it grown, yeah. That's a new one.

Yeah, I don't know what we're doing. Woo. Well, you two, they're too young to do Bonoboville Communion, but you could do it for them in front of them.

Cranberry? I would do, yeah, they could do it with cranberry juice. Cranberry juice, is that okay? They could do it with cranberry juice.

How about that, Athena? We don't have any wine? No, no, no. No, we have agua.

We'll just talk about for the $20. If you wanna do it with cranberry juice, you can do it with cranberry juice. So do I get to receive Communion this time, since I'm here?

Let them both do it, yeah. I gave it last time. You can certainly receive it. I would, you know, it would be nice to receive this time.

You should receive it. You know, since... You should. Since, yeah.

You definitely should. The fountain last time. Yes, and I think there's even room for you to come right here.

And, uh... No, no, no, I'm not. I was the only one. You're going to, oh, no,

actually, Phoenix is... Oh, well, you could be the altar. I was the altar last time. Yes, that's right.

You're going to be the recipient, which means you're going to take the drink. They gave me to bring some cranberry juice for us. This is a form of Communion,

which I'm sure you're used to growing up in church. She wants to receive Communion. Receive it. It's our kind of Communion.

Only up to, like, preschool. But no, no, no. The nuns took care of me during preschool. So one person is the altar.

Jake. And the other person is the recipient. I'm supposed to be receiving. You're going to be receiving.

Okay, so Phoenix is going to be the altar. Okay, so Phoenix, have a seat. Right here. And, you will be the altar.

Present your altar, beautifully. That looks like it's there to frame the altar. Can we get that cranberry juice in here? Hey, pre-licking.

That's when you get the salt on there nicely. I guess I would, oh, there it is. All right, this is a very springy drink. And there's Kami.

You better get a shot of Kami while you can, because she's very sneaky. Can I have a double altar shot? What is that?

Oh, okay. She does it. Oh, okay. Well, what is that, cranberry juice?

Yes, cranberry juice. I see, okay. So now we, oh, you're getting two altars. Greedy little bitch.

Then take off your top. It's my birthday next week, too. Oh, okay. All right, all right.

My birthday's April 2nd. All right. Ladies in the house. April 2nd, happy birthday.

Oh, this is your birthday communion. This is a beautiful thing. Oh, the love. Okay, wow, this is so beautiful.

You're going to give her communion. Gressery, nipple ring, birthday thing. Natural round, this is a natural show. We're going to salt the altars.

The natural show. Salting, salting the altars, salt, salt, salt, salt. Okay, take the microphone and hold it down. So it's out of the way of the communing.

And communing is a very sacred process. And your couples. You know, that's one thing we love about church or temple or synagogue is ritual.

It's a communal experience, communal ritual. It's just we do it the bonobo way. Yes, indeed. And this is a beautiful communing.

A full pack up here of, you know, one porn star to another. Four packs, she had one. A different stages of their evolution.

It's such a beautiful thing. And very sort of sacred, especially I would think to a Wiccan, I don't know. She looks like she's having, Jesus is in her now.

Week in the knees, I'm going to be weak in the knees. Okay, all right, wow. Well, I'm going to let her take her time, you know, until she gets waterboarded.

Now she's just communing. And Trump certainly is enjoying it. And Stormy Daniels is directing, as you can see. Ron Jeremy's going to sing to her dog soon.

Okay, whoo, nice, okay. So now you're supposed to get between somebody's legs, but there's two sets of legs. So you need to sort of open both legs

and you go the other way and lean back. You got to hashtag a rip fishnets. Okay. And this is waterboarding, bonobo style.

No, Athenian. Down that. And yay, she got waterboarded, the bonobo wing. Oh, this is, oh, if she wants to do it.

Okay, I got it, I got it. But that's too much to pour down the throat. So we need to pour a little bit into that little one. Well, we are certainly getting religious.

Yes, indeed. Dining at the Y, we call this. And Facebook camera is far away. Far away.

Not focusing on this because it's just too beautiful, really, for the Facebook camera. This is, you know, a real communing of beautiful girls, porn stars, Happy Women's Month,

and we can report that Athena is a ginger Yes. Through and through. She's a natural ginger.

Fire in a hole. Yes. Fire in a hole. Fire in a hole.

Yes, definitely a natural ginger. Georgia ginger. Right there. Just proven with the moment, baby.

Xavier, you like that? Nice. So, how'd you like the Agua? Make it tall screen.

Very excellent, thank you very much. Agua with a pussy chaser. No, she got, you gotta be her alter. All right.

Very, very lovely. Look at that beautiful butterfly. Look at that flower. It's spring, brothers and sisters,

and spring is definitely sprung right here, and there's a beautiful flower just blossoming in Bonoboville from Athena, the goddess of wisdom. Oh, she in there.

Like a swimwear. She's also the goddess of military strategy. Isn't that so beautiful? Oh, look at that.

Yes. And she certainly seems to have some good strategy. Get that face, get that face. That face.

Oh, yes. Get that beautiful face. Get that face. Get that scene.

Beautiful face. I need a drink. Look at these beautiful girls kissing. Making love.

Gee, where is she? How does she taste, like springtime? She tastes excellent. Just like pineapples in springtime.

Springtime. Oh yeah, we didn't say Paddy's Day last week, but you are certainly an Irish lassie, you. That's lick of the Irish.

So I want to hear from the boyfriend. How are you enjoying yourself? Oh, this is nice. Oh, talking to the mic, talking to the mic, talking to you.

This is nice. This is nice. We put real close. You've got a good view right here.

You've got a nice view right here. You do. Excellent view. It looks like how they make those flesh lights

and all that. Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Oh, I got a mic.

Do I? You know how they make those molds of the vaginas? Hers is like the perfect mold, how they make the molds off of them.

Oh my goodness. Now there's only one thing about Athena that's fat. And what is that? Luscious pussy lips.

Yes, indeed. Ooh, oh my goodness, she's getting rubbed and stroked and her legs are spread right out. And let's just, ooh.

And Phoenix is just rubbing it with her gloved hand. You can see all the wetness on the panties too. Look at all that wet cream on the panties. Wow.

All the photographers are out now. Yes. Paparazzi getting in. Whoa, oh.

Nobody minds that the banana came apart. We forgot about communion. Yeah. Oh.

Look at her, she's so flexible. I had this happen last time and I take a communion instead of being an altar. Do you have any suggestions for them?

We got a special show. You were directing? Say the best one they show. What?

Lots of spit on the pussy she likes. More spit on the pussy. Lots of job. She likes more spit on the pussy.

Lots of time. And we also have, we have bacon lube, regular lube, and a Jesus jackhammer if you really want to be naughty. It's almost Easter, how about some Astro Glide?

You gotta take your glove off because the glove is soaking up and soaking up too much, probably. You gotta get it to make it smooth.

Touch it, lick it, fuck it, make it feel good. So pretty. Yeah, down to the gritty. She rubbing and touching the belly,

throwing it aside. There it is, it's getting juicier and juicier. She got her fingers, she holding her eyes, her feet in her hands, man.

She got her man looking over there like fucking down. Don't you want to eat one of those grapes out of her pussy? Georgia peach in the building on the back. She needs more grapes.

Oh, well, it just seems so nice and decorative. She's gonna get a grape right now. Here's a grape, let's do it, let's do it, let's get it. My man.

You know, kind of don't let it just get lost in there though. You know. As you should. Too much, you know, fruit sugar.

It's player status. Fructose. Player status. Oh, there it goes.

It's player status. Grape in the pussy. Cheek back. Yeah.

Cheek back. It's earth with stripes in it. I just enjoy watching. It's earth with stripes in it.

Yeah. It's earth with stripes in it. Trust that. Yeah, grapes.

I mean, they might not mind if you wanted to join in. I'm just here for the view right now. Okay. How about this, Ron?

How about this? It's quite a view from all angles, really. This one is panoramic. What do you think of it, Ron?

Here's an expert. Why is that? He's thinking right now. He's not in lots of words, but he's just thinking right now.

Yeah, he's just thinking right now. You know, the Zen master's thinking. I think they're very good at what they're doing. All of them.

It's very pretty. It's very pretty right there, there. Oh yeah, no, we need to see what we got. How about lift up the, lift up the t-shirt up?

You know, the, the, you need to be seeing, we need to see more than that purple veil. Oh, oh, oh yeah, right. Excuse me, ma'am.

Diamond. The audience are requesting. Your ass is in the whole camera. So, you know, you should kind of wiggle out of that.

Yeah, come up under that. Keep the chains on. You can do it, you know? I mean, you're, you're quite a stripper.

Yeah, Ron thought of this. Ron thought of something else. Yeah, you can just strip it off, baby. Yeah, strip it off.

Take it off. Insatiable, tight feelings. Positions got wolf hype for the pipe. Drillin' them, illin' the killin' you softly.

With the song, you call us rather chocolate. One lasin' on a fudge to the break of dawn. In this mission of positions, we gotta make sure our time is right for that body.

Oh, there's a private joke going on in the couple. Yeah. How long have you two been together? Six months now.

Oh, no bees. And right into porn. Wow. No bees.

Okay. The honeymoon is still going right now. Ha ha ha. Whoa.

Here comes Diamond stripping it off. Here comes Diamond blingin'. Here comes Diamond blingin'. She's all tattooed.

You don't have any tattoos, do you? No tattoos. That's quite... She's a blank canvas.

Nice blank canvas. Yeah, a virginal almost, yeah. It's a blank canvas. It's nice.

And... Aw. Diamond has love on her panties. Cut out.

No, that's love. And look at those buns go. That's that love. Oh, yeah.

Yes, it was right. Yes, it was right. Yeah, definitely. I see how I asked for the director's point of view.

Thoughts provided by Ryan. Oh, yeah. More, yeah. You've got two pairs of panties on.

Oh, take them both off. Oh, man, I should have doubled on time. Last time I came here, I was just like one layer. Last time I came here, I was just like one, two layers.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So now you're totally layered. I got stripped down, peen on trumpet. Stripped tees, peen on trumpet.

There's a whole lot of... All kinds of stuff. I was like, you guys are gonna have to work for it tonight. Mmm.

The problem with too many layers of clothing is by the time the girl gets naked, he's popped already. Mmm.

Man. How about that? So that's why you're not standing up. So then I am doing my job right.

Yes, you are. Mmm. If you're popping before I even put either set of lips, it's your day.

There's Tommy Hilfiger. Give her a bonobo way, book spanking. No, not with the Forbes, not for you. You just get the bonobo...

You're a bonobo girl. You sure are. You are a bonobo girl. You're beautiful.

You're so free and smart. Sexy. Oh, down goes Tommy. Mmm.

Whoa. Such a tiny thing. How tall are you? Five-three.

Five-three. All right. Good to be here. I know somebody's having fun.

Scratches everywhere. Whoa. Whoa. Ah, this is a nice position.

You've got to get... I don't know which angle you want to... This is a nice position. This is...

This should be in the Olympics. The sexual Olympics. Yes. Oh, look at this.

Wow. Oh, yeah. You are taking advantage here of this position, aren't you? Whoo.

Good evening. Whoa. I like that. We have sound effects.

We sure do. This is nice. Mm-hmm. About the blocks.

Oh, yeah. This is from the educational station. The outreach program of the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Huh.

Oh. You a spanking because you're a bonobo girl, too. You sure are such a bonobo girl, both of you. So beautiful.

Uh-oh. Don't let the blood rush to her head. Oh, there she goes. Right up in the air.

Ginger Athena. Wow. Nice. Oh, let's get some sound effects.

Here. Mm. I'm not narrating. I'm just going to listen.

In fact, turn the music down. Wow. This is just a beautiful little scene. The beautiful aroma that's up here right now.

All right, too, making me breathe hard right now. So she's not. This is the kind of centipede we like. If you're listening live.

A human. You're missing out on everything. Three sum of girls. Oh, my God.

The three graces of bonobo. Repeat that. It's Ladies Month, right? Ladies have all the fun right now.

Ladies have all the fun. It's Ladies Night. It's Women's Month. Love it.

And, you know, you guys can leave if you like. I mean. We're obsolete. I mean.

We're invisible. This mic is up here by itself. I'm sure you value your position, whatever it is, in this glorious scene.

And by the way, the two male porn stars are chatting right now. I would like to hear what you're chatting about. Would you put my microphone up to you so we could hear your conversation?

Put the microphone up there. I'm talking about penis size. I'm asking for permission stuff, you know. Being a gentleman, asking stuff.

You were being a gentleman? Wow. Ron Jeremy. You're not going to fuck yourself.

Sir Ron Jeremy. What were you asking? What happened? What is the conversation?

What is going on? Oh. He's getting in the act. Okay.

So Ron Jeremy whispering in her ear. I'm going to bring the microphone. So how about those lines? What was that?

What is that? We want to hear. This is a show, Ron. If other people can find a little touch in there or whatever.

He said maybe, you know, you have to ask her during the break or let me ask her now. Oh yes. If other people.

People just ask me. Like yourself. And he was very nice. I said maybe.

Maybe. Would you like to be groped by Ron Jeremy? By the legend himself? Come on.

So lovingly caressed. Lovingly caressed. Yeah. Exactly.

Lovingly caressed. He's an expert. Is that okay though? It's an okay.

He's an icon. There are witnesses here, right? It's okay. There is okay.

Is your kind. Over the body stuff is okay. Over the body stuff. That's all we're saying.

None of that insertion stuff. Okay. This is a negotiation. Okay.

Okay. Hey, sweetheart. Let me. No, but we want to see it.

You will not be disappointed in him. Okay. Okay. So sit right here.

Who's sitting? Where? Okay. Okay.

Sit down. He needs a microphone. This is Ron Jeremy. He needs a microphone.

You got to talk. Oh. What's happening? Is this okay?

What's happening here? Welcome to LA. The licking. This is okay.

The outside. The outside. Wait a minute. Only the outside.

The outside. I'm over here. My next park in the car right now. He's in the parking lot.

None of that tea. We're in the womb room. Look at the kind of stuff. Oh, goodness.

Wow. She's getting the mouth works. Oh, okay. The outside has a lot of nerve endings.

He's got a mustache like Bolton. Right. The war. Hopefully this is not the declaration of war on Iran.

Oh, she's all split open. The legend. And nobody's holding her. She's just holding herself wide open for John Bolton.

I mean, Ron Jeremy's mustache ride. Ron Jeremy's wild mustache ride. There might be some squirting spring showers and pounds. Whoa.

She's squirting like crazy. Don't miss that. Don't miss that. And spring showers.

Just like flowers. Just like flowers. After that, you got to do that. I tell you.

Squirting. This is going to tickle. I'm squirting. Okay.

This is what makes the show Commedia erotica. She's still coming. Springtime. She's great.

She's great. Ooh. More squirting. More squirting.

Oh, yes. Oh, but not in front of, we were taking pictures. Beautiful. Can we have a hand for Athena Reign and Ron Jeremy with

Xavier Steel's permission? Wow. That was fun. But did that break the contracts or anything?

Was there any penetration? Okay. Was that fun for you? Like it was for all of us?

Good. It seemed like it was. I just want to make sure. Now a days, maybe we'll have to have it in writing.

Yeah. Very verbal. But you were very vocal, certainly. And you were squirting like crazy.

Yeah. It's actually really funny. He'll tell you. One of the reasons that you have to get a lot of lubrication

down there and you have to get a little spit down there is that I don't self-lubricate. And the reason that I do this, and this is actually found in a lot of natural squirters and some of the

biggest squirters in porn. I found how this, you retain liquid up in this little area right here. And then when it comes time to come, everything contracts

so heavily and it just pushes everything out. Wow. And so I just like literally we use lube every single time and I've told him I'm like, it's nothing to do

with anyone. I can't do it on set either. Well, it is wonderful to see such a lovely young girl brought up in such a restricted environment who

has learned so much about her body and her wants and you know, that's great. Yeah. I tell people I'm like, if I can learn to do it,

anyone can. If my parents like being super religious conservatives, if they can learn to accept me and they can learn to appreciate what I do and respect what I do,

then there's no excuses for anyone else. Absolutely. And you know, it is such an important part of life for everyone, for the young, for the old.

It's the essence of life. And you really are a beautiful goddess of sex, Athena. And you really live up to your name.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Great military strategy. The funniest thing for me is I'm trying to discuss

I went to him first, which is smart, right? We're doing a little threesome. Right. And then you put the mic right in there.

I said, Ron, it's a show, Ron. It is. It is. And I'm glad I did that.

You wanted to get the dialogue, of course. I was, you were right. I wanted it to happen, you know, with us. Naturally.

She's a performer anyway, you know. That was great. Might as well. I mean, this is a beautiful moment to have you,

the icon and veteran with the up and coming goddess of wisdom. I have a pretty good average in your studio. I'm not going to lie.

I have a pretty good average here. You do have a great average, actually, Ron. What'd you say? What'd you say?

What'd you say? I would definitely say, and I would say some more, but I think we're almost out of time. Is that right?

What do we got? Two minutes. Okay, so where do we find you, Athena? You can find me on Twitter, Wild Girl Athena.

You can find me on Chatterbait every once in a while, Magic Kitty 97, but Magic is CK Kitty 97. And I mean, if you look up Athena Rain, there's a lot of porn already released,

and I'm updating daily on Twitter, so keep an eye out. All right, and Xavier. Xavier?

Xavier. Xavier. I was thinking of Cougat. Okay, Xavier Steel.

We didn't see a whole lot of you, but we think you're very cool. You really, you know, facilitated this incredible scene. And you're cute.

And so tell us where we find you. Oh, nice butt of steel. Can you take your shirt off? Come on, take your shirt off.

Yeah, let's see that. Yeah, okay. We've got time. All right.

Whoa. Oh, nice. Wow. Can you like touch him and stuff?

Nice. Oh, yes. You're almost out of time. Oh, you have five.

You have five. You have five. That is just so romantic. Oh, yes.

Six months, they're together. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. There's a little banana eating.

This is how you eat a banana. Getting his Calvin's. With the skin on. Yeah.

Yeah. Bye. The new parents are not too much. He does.

Oh, too bad. We don't have more time. This is what they want to censor always. People having sex.

But we find you on... You have a website? Did you say? Or what did...

Did you say where we find you? Right now, you can find me on my many vids, which is real Athena Rain, but very soon...

Yeah. Where do you find him? He's on my many vids, too. The lower half.

Okay, okay. He's on my stuff. No, but I will be launching Rain Next soon, and that will be a full site.

It'll be a subscription site. For now, you can subscribe to my many vids for $30 a month, which is the same thing

that I'm going to be doing for Rain Next. Were you born from your father's thigh? I wish. That would be really cool.

Or like born from my father's brain, that would have been monumental. Living up to my namesake. Yeah.

All right. And Ecor, we loved your new song. Thank you. Ecor, the wolf brothers and sisters.

And Diamond is making her comeback. She is coming back. Yeah. It's a couple of movies that I've been producing

and directing with my husband, and then amongst my own stuff. And I'm hopefully setting up my YouTube channel in a couple of weeks around my birthday.

All right. Let's go out. Let's come this next year. Okay.

You're being tour. So Susie. Susie. Yes, Ron.

Advice to everybody that when I was doing what I was doing, I was very heavily manicured and pedicured. Very heavily manicured. Girls like that.

No hang nails, please. Yeah, no. He was all right. I've worked with some guys so far,

and they don't do anything. And it's a nightmare. Or you work with girls, and they decide that their nails should be

three times the size of their fingers, and that's the worst experience ever. Good advice, huh? Pause, right.

Girls, keep your nails short if you're going to be finger-banging at the ladies. This one.

Thank you. And I use Claire Polish also, Susie. Yeah, you can tell who's actually by by the way their nails are.

The pines are like a sharp, helpful hints for cunning linguists. Absolutely. Had I known that

we was in a contest earlier, I would have gone for the distance before. Had I known that we were going for sporting methods, I would have applied a lot more pressure

and a lot more effort. We are going to have a sexual... The bed's right there. We're probably the pipes for the legs.

So I started it and you finished it? We are going to have a sexual... There's a bed right there. That was not tonight.

It was not a contest. You're a winner. You're all winners. We are all winners.

This is like one of those schools where everybody gets a trophy. One minute, Dr. Susie. One minute.

And thank you, Lilith Lust for joining us. Thank you. And I thank you again for having me again.

And thank you, my darling viewer or listener, wherever you are in your mansion on a hill or cardboard box. Follow the bonobo way.

That means, you know, make love, not war. That means, yeah, sex, not guns.

Shoot the gun between your legs. You know? And everything consensual. I know it's sometimes awkward,

but you saw a great example of that right here. And, you know, it's not that difficult and it doesn't take the fun out of it. That's the interesting part.

You know, you just need to get consent and make like bonobos. Bonobos don't rape or hardly at all and they never kill each other.

And they have a lot of sex. So by the way, Kamala, to be progressive, yeah, Kamala, come.

Kamala, you should come more probably. I'm sorry, I appreciate all your progressive politics and you're, you know, trying to stick it to Trump,

but don't stick it to sex workers and don't stick it to artists and creative people, you know, who are, I mean,

you would be sticking it to Picasso and Renoir if they were around now because they painted nudes. So please, let's reconsider

this crazy sesta thing and I don't know what we have to do, but we got to do it. And we got to make like bonobos,

not baboons, make love, not war. Use your voices. That's how this works. That's right.

Use your voices. Use your bodies. Use your divine minds and your heavenly bodies.

And use your voices. Whatever you're in. You know, porn stars have voices too. And always use your power

and never forget it. Ever. Under no circumstance let anyone tell you any different.

Unless you're a crazy ammosexual that don't use your power so much or get some therapy, okay? I mean, I'm not for everybody.

You're out of time. I'm out of time. So make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. We love you. All right.

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