Virgo Birthday Bacchanal

Full transcript of Virgo Birthday Bacchanal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, vamps and Virgos, but no virgins, please, not this show. Birthday girls and badass babes, professors and porn stars and presidances. All you children of sex. And we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A? Women. I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, and it's Rhiannon's birthday. And it's Danny's birthday. And it's also Mother Ting's birthday, but she's gone. So, okay. Next birthday. Anyway, we're celebrating all kinds of Virgo birthdays tonight, but before we get down,

down, down to birthday business here in my womb room in the little church of Bonoboville. Yes, indeed, we are kind of a congregation here. Come let us play. At least we're not like the Catholic Church, which would say come let us pray, P-R-E-Y. But anyway, we are Bonobos, Bonobo sapiens, brothers and sisters.

And you know, we are born and we die. And in between, hopefully we have a lot of sex. Sex is what brings us into the world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. You know? And A. Women. Thank you very much. And you know, I mean, procreation is great, but if we put all of our sex into procreation, we're going to kill Mother Earth.

And we're kind of doing that right now. So we need to put more sex into recreation. And really, that's what the Bonobos do. That's what we do naturally. Really? Really? We're kind of forced into this procreative paradigm by the church and various governments and, you know, the mosque and the synagogue and all kinds of religious...

And grandma and grandpa. And grandma and grandpa, one grandchildren, right, right, right. But you know, I don't know if they would so much if it wasn't for all these other entities, you know, that pressure us. So pressure, of course, is the enemy of pleasure.

And we are all about pleasure here on the Dr. Susan Block Show. Peace through pleasure. And speaking of, you know, birth and death, sex and death, and we all go there at some point. I just want to say rest in peace, Robin Leach. I don't know if any of you are old enough to have watched Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

But it's a certain kind of pleasure, you know, for the .001%, I guess. But Robin Leach was really a nice guy. Actually, I don't know if I can say he was a friend, but he was someone... He was an acquaintance and very, very supportive of Bonoboville.

I may not have liked his .001% kind of politics, but I liked him. And he liked Bonoboville. At least he said he did. And he put it in writing. And he actually endorsed this book, The Ten Commandments of Pleasure. Woo! He did.

And he always said he was going to come join us in Bonoboville, but he never did. And maybe he was scared, you know. I think John Clark introduced me to him. Lynn Redgraves, ex, and hi John.

Whoever introduced me to him, I've known him for years and corresponded with him. Great guy. Interestingly, he did that interview with Trumpenstein. I don't know if you know about it, but it's the one where he and the Trumpis and Marla Maples are talking about their infant daughter, Tiffany.

And he goes, well, she's got Marla's legs. Now, I don't know about up here. Okay, maybe later, she will. And he puts his hands on his...

You know, I mean, I'm all for talking about sex any which way. But I don't know. Talking about your baby infant daughter and how big her tits are going to be, like you're going to date her one day, which I don't know. But this is one reason that I get kind of post-Trump sex disorder.

Is, you know, you've got the Me Too movement on the one side that's being very politically correct and I support it, you know, like 90%. But then there's that 10% where it just makes you scared of everything. And then on the other side, there's Trump, the ultimate predator. He prays on all of us, really.

But also on individual women and, of course, kind of preying on his own daughter's psyche by doing an interview like that that I'm sure she can't live down. But in any case, post-Trump sex disorder, PTSD, it's a form of PTSD, actually. And we treat it at the Dr. Susan Block Institute and we also do therapy for it right here and we're going to be doing that. Very shortly, in the midst of all the birthdays, there's a lot of spankings and some of them are going to go on Trump.

That is the antidote, beating Trump. And a little double entendre, right? Okay, so actually, you know, it might be happening for real this week, has been a total meltdown for the Trump crime family. I tell you, I tell you, we have a great painting that I just want to show by one of the artists that exhibits at the Speakeasy Gallery of Erotic Art

that's right around the corner right here in Bonoboville. We have Scott Seidman has done America's Got Witch Hunts. Where did it go? It was just there. Okay, so, yep, here we have the Tin Man as Michael Cohen and the Lion as Paul Manafort and Dorothy as Omarosa.

I love that. She looks good as Omarosa. And of course, there's Trump melting down. Oh my God, you know, I am not all for this anti-Russia thing. Honestly, I actually think it's a good idea to make peace with Russia if it's real, which of course it isn't.

But I just would go for anything that takes the Trump crime family down, right? I especially would go and do go for, can we give a hand? I had three cheers and a Bonobo beer to Stormy Daniels, right? Okay, because without Stormy, I mean, she is a great American patriot, a hero, a porn star, porn director.

And yes, she gave Trump a spanking with Forbes. And there's no doubt we can believe her thanks to her coming forward and basically Michael Cohen corroborating it. So, you know, she's got some guts. Porn stars do have guts.

I've always said it. It's one reason I have always been a fan of porn stars. Now, when I say guts, I don't mean that because you give a really big blowjob, you throw up all over it. No, I've seen that actually. There is a thing for that. It's rainbow showers, not my thing. But there's a thing. But no, I just mean bravery.

You know, we talk about bravery. And I know we are always talking about the bravery of the troops, you know, and I got mixed feelings about that because I'm Bonobo. But the bravery of porn stars, they are on the front lines of the war against sexual repression. And I tell you, we thought we had the war kind of one. Well, we don't.

We're still fighting it right now. We're still fighting it against the right and somewhat against the left. We need our sexual freedom, brothers and sisters. And we thank our porn stars. And we thank Stormy Daniels for getting out there and for taking the risk and taking a lot of shit. But she threw it right back. And no, I don't mean she's into brown showers.

No, no, I'm talking about just how she is on social media, especially Twitter. You should follow her. So, yeah. But Michael Cohen is flippin' higher than Olympic gymnast. I love it. He's fingering Trump. You know, I know Trump liked it when Stormy spanked him. I don't know how he feels about, you know, Michael fingering him, but maybe I don't know if I doubt more.

And speaking of that, Cohen, that Michael. Consigliere. Oh, Cohen. And lest we forget another little pun here that I must say.

He also getting immunity for testifying against the Trumpists will be National Enquirer CEO David Pecker. Now, when you can't even trust your pecker, who can you trust? Trump doesn't have a very big pecker, so maybe that's why he doesn't care. Okay, so, you know, we could be celebrating, but let me just say, brothers and sisters,

if we do impeach Trump, we still have a lot of work to do. We got Pence. Trump might be a fascist, but Pence is a Christian fascist. So we got to keep it up, and we got to give it up for the porn stars, for the doms, and for the academics who bring sex into academia without getting busted for sexual harassment,

because that's, of course, a very, you know, easy thing to do in academia. And my first birthday girl that I'm going to introduce. By the way, this little fascist design here is by Jeffrey Valance. It is a Trump puppy pee pad, right?

And we put an impeach Trump button by Clemi Cockatoo on his mouth to gag him. Three-dimensional art. Three-dimensional art. And we will put it aside for a moment and introduce our guests.

So first, we will have, why don't you come sit up here, and let's move this thing a little bit, and let's move some other people. Come here, Mother Tink, and Wicked. And this is birthday girl number one, Rhiannon Arons.

Hello. Nice to see everyone tonight. Thank you all for coming out. Yes.

Rhiannon, happy birthday. Thank you. I'm so happy to be here tonight. You look beautiful.

Thank you. So do you. You look like a beautiful birthday girl. How are you feeling?

I feel fantastic. All right. And I understand you are going to give some birthday spankings. I am.

And that somebody is allowed to give you a birthday spanking. Somebody, yes. Right. Somebody very specific.

I'm very excited. Because you know what? The next issue of Speakeasy Journal, designed by Clemi Cockatoo, who is also our bartender, is going to be spanking.

Yes. For adults only. The current issue is squash and art, featuring our friends, Chef Be Live and Daniel Watts and Gypsy Bonobo, all kinds of people.

But next we're going to do spanking, so you might make it in there. Excellent. And, wow, so do you have any, like, special birthday fantasies? Not anything in particular, other than, you know, a giant impeachment is kind of a birthday

fantasy of mine at this point. Right, right. I've been very fortunate that I've been able to act on most of my other fantasies in life. Well, short of that, you know, we're going to be at least beating Trump tonight.

We will be beating Trump tonight. We will. We will be beating Trump. And we're excited about that.

But before we get into that, we're going to introduce some people. So, let's see. Over to my right is birthday girl, I don't want to say number two, but another birthday girl, Danny Dawson.

Yay. Thanks for having me as Alex. I was like, I was ready for some birthday dick. Pasty's birthday dick.

Is that your birthday fantasy? Birthday dick is always my fantasy every day. Every day. But do you have a special birthday dick?

I don't know. Of course. Is it out there? He's not here.

Yes, yes. But you know, every horny girl has a really nice guy who stays home. And lets her be her. I have a really nice guy who goes everywhere with me.

He's back there. Hi, Max. I'm right here. How you doing, hun?

I'm doing great. Yeah, yeah. We're going to have a big Trump beating tonight. I'm doing great.

Yes, indeed. Well, I just want to remind people where they can see the show. They can see the show for free now. Yes.

Susan. I said that before. But you can say it again. You can do it for free.

We took down our paywall. That's right. Trump is trying to put up a wall and we took down our paywall. So all your friends can watch us for free right now.

We're Berlin. Yeah. And of course, we ask for donations. And we kind of sometimes get them.

So, you know, you can donate. The homeless gang. Right, right. That's sort of the way of now is kind of a sliding scale of stuff.

Indeed. Yeah. So of course, we don't do that with some things. True.

Like therapy. Okay. If you need private therapy, you got to pay. But if you want like public therapy, you can call us right now.

310-568-0066 maybe we'll help you if you're not, you know, too much of a turn off for the birthday. Okay. So 310-568-0066.

So over here to my left is the beautiful Wicked. Hey, how's everybody doing? And last time I saw Wicked, she played a Wicked violin. Yeah.

That was easily over three years ago. It was. Okay. Well, feels like yesterday.

Yeah. Thank you. But you were great. And, you know, we've got it up on YouTube right now.

The performance. I'm sure that I saw it. I'm going to have to go and re-see it because I know it's been so long that I don't even remember what it looked like.

Well, you know what, you don't really have to see it because you're in it. But everyone else should go see it. It's on our YouTube, YouTube slash Dr. Susan Block and just look up Wicked Violin. All right.

Well, welcome back. And here is Mother Tink. Hello, Mother Tink. Hello.

She's in turquoise. Wow. Yeah. I figured I'd go bright blue tonight.

Yeah. Somebody recently said that they really liked the way I looked in blue. Yeah. Just figured I'd do it again.

Go crazy with it. Yeah. Blue lips. Well, they said that one time they wore blue and that they got teased and told

that they looked like Mimi from Drew Carey. But and so that they could never do it again. But I didn't look that way at all. Okay.

I looked great. You do. You look great. And happy birthday to you.

Do you have any birthday fantasies? You know, it's not a birthday fantasy. But just like Rhiannon said, I guess in our line of work or life or whatever, we get to live out many of the fantasies that we have.

So I guess we tend to start making up fantasies. So one time somebody asked me, you know, what's your fantasies? So I started thinking about it and I kind of made one up. So I want to have sex with a spy dressed as spy versus spy while

listening to the theme of Inspector Gadget. Like, you know, the techno version of Inspector Gadget. Okay. I don't know if we can arrange that tonight.

But, you know, we could. But yeah, yeah, that's my fantasy. Think about it for a minute. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Cool. All right.

So right behind you is my lovely new assistant, Miss Blossom Green. Hello. Hello. Dressed as a pussy.

Happy birthday, ladies. Happy birthday. Thank you. I think that got drowned out.

I have to say it again. She is dressed as a pussy tonight. So, you know, make of that what you will. Birthday pussy.

And the last but not least on my stage is Miss Jackie Blue. There she is. Good to be back. You all know Jackie Blue in blue tonight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. Well, I understand that even if you don't have a particular birthday fantasy tonight, you have a friend who is here with a fantasy.

I do. Yeah. Do you want to bring her up now? Is she ready?

She's going to come up later. Okay. She's going to come later. Later.

Later. Okay. At the break. After we do the break in the middle.

After the break. Yes. Oh, nobody told me that. I had a plan.

Okay. So I guess you're just going to have to get your spanking. Because you didn't tell me that. No, I did.

I thought I did. It's your birthday anyway. So, you know, you should get a spanking. Right?

Birthday spanking? Do you ever get a birthday spanking? Spanking. It's been a while.

It's been about five years since I've had one. Now, I know you're mostly a dom. I am. You know, mostly.

She is mostly a dom. But I'm also a dom. She's a member of Dominatrix's Against Donald Trump. Yeah.

And she, and we love Dominatrix's Against Donald Trump. And by the way, if you haven't checked it out, check out Vice. That's right. We are in Vice.

Dominatrix's Against Donald Trump. A Russian hooker pee party all over Trump. And the vice people were here. And it was, it was fun.

It was very festive. Yeah. Except he said, I peed through my tights, which I did not do. I just want to just establish, I was wearing these things and I took off my panties.

I did not pee through my tights, Zach. Thank you. Okay. It's always something.

Yeah. So, so, yeah, I think, I think you should get a spanking. What do you think? I think I might need one.

I'm really excited about a spanking. Right? Right? You got a spanking last time.

I'm getting heated by this spanking debacle over there. Now, we should say that Blossom got a spanking last time. It wasn't her birthday. It was just her first day.

So she got a spanking. Hopefully I'll get one later. Hopefully. I've had many spankings on this show.

Well, you will get one. By the time I'm finished with Rihanna, she's going to want to give a lot of spanking. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah.

Okay. Leave me in a generous mood, Susan. Yes. So we should, I think, after, okay, one shot.

And now we should remove the music stand. Who wants to do that? You'll do that? Oh, well, that would be sexy.

Yeah. Meow. Look at you. Yes.

He's gone up. All right. So let's see. You know, I noticed I was on your Facebook profile quite a bit this week since it's your

birthday. And I couldn't help but notice you complaining about how your boobs were so big that you couldn't find a bra to fit them. And I felt so sorry for you.

Let me just say, my heart went out to you. And I'm tempted. Well, we've got Facebook camera. Who's in charge of Facebook camera?

They should turn it around. Because, like, well, we'll bring it back. But right now, we're turning it around because we're going to show what Rihanna has such a problem with.

Oh, thank you. Are we safe? Are we Zuckerberg free? Yes.

We're Zuckerberg free now. Okay. All right. I will hold these.

And this is really hard to find. Let's have some applause, please. Let them free. This is serious engineering.

And really, I think I need someone to just stand behind me and hold them up and follow me around. That's right. And that can't be Mark Zuckerberg because he's not even allowed to see them.

Free the nipple. Oh, she's just going to hold them around. Look at that. The two birthday girls helping each other out.

Showing her support. That is some Virgo love right there. That is some Virgo love. That's right.

Virgo love. There's your bra right there. Except flying is really complicated if this is your bra situation. It's like a multiple seat issue.

I don't really know if I'm saving any money by not paying for the really inflated oversized bra at this point. Extra baggage? Right.

How do I check this? We're two for one. We come together. Well, they're worth it.

They're definitely worth it. And I'm so glad that you're not wearing one of those minimizing bras. Those hurt. It's like a corset for me here.

Those are terrible. But why? We sell every other woman on the planet a padded bra until they hit a C cup. And then after that, it's a minimizing bra.

And why is this? Women feel so self-conscious about whatever it is they have. Women are always made to feel that we've got to work on something. We've got to change something.

We've got to adjust something. And more often than not, we don't. Everything is just too much. Too big, too small, too fancy, too plain, too something.

Everything is too something. Capitalism. Too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short. That's capitalism for the woman.

Yup. I mean, the men are getting sold some products as well. Oh, like dude wipes? Yeah, stuff like that.

But you know, nothing compared to us. Come on. We got the false eyelashes and the bras and the garter belts. Anyway, lovely.

Okay, thank you very much for holding the bra. I mean, for being a bra, Danny. Thanks, bra. So now...

Now... You can pick me up at your local Macy's anytime. What does that fitting room look like in this situation? If you have MX Black, it can look really great for you.

You're a writing doctor, yes. But you know, because you're a little girl, and it's your birthday, you should get over mommy's knee. Thank you, thank you.

I'm role-playing, okay? And I'm not role-playing Azia Argento, okay? What about after the show? Nobody laughed at that.

Okay. It was dark, it was dark, Susan. It's dark, it's too dark. I know, I know.

We'll talk about it later. Okay, so down, over. Wait, okay, there we go. Now, I don't know, we might be able to show this part on Facebook

because her boobs are covered by her elbows. That's true. And now we have panties on, actually. We didn't say how old you are.

I don't know if that matters. But this is what is called warming up. Very important part of the spanking process. Yes, warming up.

This lovely tush. You know, there's a reason that Rhiannon is the winner of the Susie Award for most well-rounded kingster. That was a visual and physical pun.

I'm very impressed. Dr. Susie's very impressive. So are you. Everyone is impressive.

Rhiannon is very impressive. And where is my mink glove over there? There it is. Okay.

See, I have this mink glove that I didn't buy. I would never buy an animal thing like this. But somebody gave it to me. So what can I do but use it?

Oh, that sounded so hot. Did it hurt too much? No. Okay.

It's the fur. I'm doing a hand spanking so you know this hurts me as much as it hurts you. I love it. The spanking is so, so erotic, you know.

The adult spanking. Don't spank your children, it makes them stupid. It does. It lowers their IQ.

It's true. But once you're over 21, I figure, you know, your IQ is set. Or even 18, you know. It depends how naughty you are.

It depends how naughty you are, right? Right. So don't spank your children. Spank your friends.

If they want to be spanked, you have to kind of ask nowadays, right? You can't just turn them over your knee and spank them. You know, you got to kind of go, would you like to be spanked? I did ask Rhiannon earlier.

Erotic dialogue is important. Yes, yes. There's nothing wrong with that. You know, nothing wrong with establishing consent.

That's one thing I like about me too. Is it's kind of forcing us to do that. Consent? Yes.

Warm up? Checking in. Checking in. How you doing?

I think that's what you're checking in. Yes. Yes is how I'm doing. Can I pull your hair?

Look at this beautiful hair. I mean, we're not counting. But I think there just is a redness factor, right? Nice and red.

It's getting nice and red. And you, maybe we should just spell out Rhiannon. That'll be easy. R-H-I-A-N-N-O-N.

Space. A-A-A. Key sticking? R-O-N-S.

Yes. Rhiannon and Erin's happy birthday. Yay! That was exciting.

Now, face of the camera can't watch anymore. Okay, how are you feeling? Exhilarated. I'm checking in.

Please check in. Yeah, you look hot. Check, check, check. So, let's see now.

Sub-spacing. You want to get shot? Yeah, sure. Shoot water guns, not real guns, right?

You want some? Here we go. Okay. This also saves on air conditioning overhead.

Yes, absolutely. It's environmentally friendly. No, no, no, no. This side doesn't want any.

This side is just slutty. Yeah. Yeah. You want some.

Okay. Slutty. Mine's turning into steam. All right.

So, I guess you're next, Danny. Mmm. You're going to get a spanky. Yeah.

I've been a very bad girl. You have been a bad girl. I'm wondering, should you get over my knee? Can you do that?

Or else I could just prop up and everybody could spank me. I'm not bad. You could just get over, actually, you could get over Jackie's chair. Jackie, can you give up your chair?

Let's put it in the middle. And then that way I can get all the spankings I actually deserve. You do deserve a lot, I can tell. You can tell, right?

Move the chair into the middle. Can someone move the chair sort of towards the middle? Uh-huh. I think the last time I was spanked, I was actually on your show.

That's right. Oh, I didn't know that was the last time you were spanked. Why? You should get, then she needs more.

Okay, now what about these shorts here? Do we take these down? Okay, here we go. Shorts down.

So, boy, are you ready? I lost a spank there. I've got to get my spanking arm here. No, no, no punching, right?

Although, you'd be surprised, punching actually feels good in the ass, right? Punching is kind of good. In fact, it's... I don't know how old you are either, but I'm going to play Butt Bongo.

But no way. And let's see, I have to take off my... Do you want to try a punch in the ass? Right?

Really, it's not so bad. I've got plenty of padding. How's that? It's like a better response.

I think I should replace it with my next porno. Ass punching. All right. Ass punching, big girl's out.

Well, I don't want to hog the birthday spanks. Would you like to give her a spanking? Yeah, you seem like you would. Here's Wicked ready.

Yes, my ass is plenty. To administer a spanking. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's got the sound down there. That's right. I realize I'm also a professional. Well, you know, I'm a professional spanker.

It's kind of realized, but I also, you know, know you as a violinist. You're a spanking violinist. For my next party, that'd be awesome. I don't know what I was doing the last time I was here,

but I am also a professional switch with a lean in the dom side. Who's next? Who's next? I think I'm a professional daddy's girl.

That's why I just like to be spanked. Here comes Mother Tink. I think you've spanked Annie before now. I'm just the brat that wanted to be spanked.

Yeah, exactly. You were on the same show. Go, girl. Spank it.

Spanking sexuality into the world. Yes, indeed. Look at that. Okay, Jackie blue.

Jackie received. I think Jackie's just eager to love me. Jackie seems like she needs one. I'm going to spank her while she spanks.

There should be triple spanking going on right now. A spanking train. Ready? Jackie is like my online crush.

Yeah, girl. Jackie, would you mind if I went on the other side and you got two spankings? Oh, yes, please.

Shit. Come over here and spank me. Line it the fuck up, you guys. This is major birthday spanking right here.

This is double spanking. We have Jackie blue on one cheek and Blossom green on the other cheek. Her ass is going to go from red to blue and green soon.

Okay, here we go. And it's your birthday. Let's have the kingster play the kingster. Oh, yes.

Thank you. And now, let's hear it for Danny Dawson and her spanking. You guys are awesome. I most definitely think I'm plenty warm enough now.

Wow, you're warm enough. Maybe you need a little water. Cool dog now. Precious water.

That was hot. That was hot? Are you hot? Oh, sorry.

I got it. That's funny. It's okay. I'll let you cover my eyes.

Only for Dr. Suzy. You moved. Sorry. Okay.

Even the doctor misses sometimes. So moving objects. All right. So we've had some spankings,

but you know what? We haven't beat Trump yet. We haven't beat Trump. We need to beat Trump.

He needs to be beaten and beaten hard. Do you know where he is? I see him out there. Can I pee on him?

Well, the night's young. The night is young. Yeah, we got to have a tarp out for that. You see him circulating.

Is he ready for his spanking? Don't let him do that. He's grabbing someone's pussy over there. Oh, no, no, no.

He's not allowed to grab a pussy. No, no, no. All right, all right. I can't, you have to speak on the microphone

or I can't hear you. Sit down. My collar. Okay.

Can't have him running loose. No. No. We don't know what he's going to do.

Steal more children from their parents who are fleeing from really bad political situations. I'm just saying he's tweeting. He's already tweeting.

He's been on stage for four seconds and he's already tweeting. Are we going to let him get away with that? That's what he's here for.

It's to not get away with anything. So let's get this started. Okay, well, I took away his toy. Now he's helpless.

Now all he's got is his tiny little hands. That's what he's doing. He doesn't know what to do with himself now. All right.

No pussy grabbing. No, no pussy grabbing. What should we gag him with? We have a Trump toilet paper left.

I got an idea. We've got some Trump toilet paper right here. Donated by Jux Lee. Thank you, Jux.

For the cause. I just did a fuck Trump picture with the Trump toilet paper. Okay. Hashtag fuck Trump.

There we go. Don't bite my finger. Naughty. All right.

Any opportunity. I think he should have a little Trump toilet paper hanging around like this. Here we go. All right.

So the thing is he needs his beating. He does need his beating. Now, you have played Stormy Daniels in the past as a, you know, role play thing. I have.

And that was fun. But now you're Rihanna. I am. And, you know, you have your own reasons to beat Trump.

Like this reason right here. And he signed Cesta Fosta into existence. No good. He should spang it for that.

And here is the Forbes that Stormy probably used to spank him. It's from the year that she spanked him. He's on the cover with his daughter. Who he would like to date?

Yeah. Well, both of his daughters. I think he'd like to do more than that. Yeah.

But especially this one. Yeah. So would you like to spank him with this? I would love to spank him with that.

All right. Okay. So. Turn around.

Turn around a little chumpy chumpy. Okay. All right. So he's going to need to take some birthday spankings for me.

Yes. And how old are you? We never got that. 107.

Oh, 107. I like his underwear. Look at the mantis. Mantis.

Mantis. Okay. Hand out this forет. Get him.

Oh, no, we lost the guard over, we lost count. We don't even know what we were at. For the hypocrisy. For the shit hole mouth he has for the treason for the

ikocide valet trees and the trees and bub fat and all the fires he's doing nothing about and all the pollution

and backing out of the Paris Accords. All right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta represent.

Yeah. All right, here she goes. Wicked. Okay, we need a microphone here.

One for each of the hashtags I currently use on the pictures that I take. Okay, don't you touch that pussy. Trump, hashtag, fuck Trump.

Hashtag not my president. Hashtag not our president. Hashtag not a president. Hashtag power outrage.

Hashtag treason. And my newest hashtag, annul the presidency. All right, whoa, wow, annul, annulment. That's what we need.

I thought we needed a divorce. I don't want him impeached. I don't want him impeached. I want the presidency annuled.

Annuled. It never happened. This was a nightmare and we're gonna wake up one day. All right.

Wait, wait, let's not stop. Who's next? Here, here. Erring of grievances, Mother Tink.

Erring of grievances, yeah, this is sort of like that holiday. It's definitely a nightmare. I'm still sleeping, right? What do you especially want to beat him for?

Oh, all right, my list is so long I don't even know where to begin on that one. Okay, then you have to spank a lot. Oh, okay, yeah, just hold the mic for me then.

I find that sometimes when I'm uncertain, if I just spank him, the reasons start coming. It's kind of if you build it, they will come, philosophy. That's for giving away our country to the 0.001%.

For using foreign policy to manipulate the stock market. And his friends and his family. Yeah. Because he's afraid, he's very afraid.

And he should be, he's getting beaten right now. Very nice. All right, is that enough? Would anyone else like to beat him?

Jackie. Jackie, I think wants him to go down on her. I think Jackie wants to. Okay, well, the way you're presenting.

It's a hard limit. No, no. All right, I'm going to hold your head. This is for sucking food.

Whoa. I think you should spank him just for having a small dick to start with. I mean, fuck that shit, right?

Yeah, his hair. That might be the source of the problem. All right, birthday girl. I'll give him some more.

Give him one for being the most superlative person anyone has ever met in life. Just for being a fucking big, baby, you are a big fucking baby.

Narcissist, egomaniac, selfish. And look at these fucking mantis you have on. Everything is about you. Look at that.

Fascist. Look at these crazy mantis going on. Encouraging Nazism in the United States, encouraging the KKK.

And that's all because you have a super small fucking dick. It is. That's what it is. We know.

It is such a problem. There's a lot of guys with small dicks out there that aren't that bad. I asked if I thought it was orange

and looked exactly like him. And now that that is serious. It is such a problem. We said lying about everything, right?

It hurts. All right, I think everybody's given him a spanking at this point. Well, except me.

I'm going to give it here. You want to hold the tie? I'm going to spank him with my book. And make him bonobo.

That's right. Spank the bonobo away into your naughty ass. Be more bonobo and less trumpanzi. No one likes a trumpanzi.

I don't want to call him an orangutan because that's an insult to orangutans, right? But they do match. Blame him.

And his tag is out. That's why she's Mother Tink. Mother Tink that takes the tag out of your mantis. Does anyone else in the audience

want to get their frustrations? This is Trumpocalypse Therapy, one of the forms. We have many forms of Trumpocalypse Therapy. Sometimes it's just getting away from the fake news

and the real news. And sometimes it's whacking trumpet. OK. Whack a trunk.

Whack a trunk. Whack a trunk. You want to give him a whack? Give him a whack.

All right. Here she comes. Yes. My adorable new assistant.

I have an inflatable sledgehammer. And next time we have a Trump party, I'm totally going to bring it. Need the mic.

Spanking a bonobo away into society. Fuck Trump. Do it. All right.

Whoa. I'm tempted not to let him pull his pants up when he leaves. You should have to stay like this the whole show. But we can't have him just here, because that's.

No, we don't need the extra bees of furniture. We'll have him put them back in the crate. Well, I mean, we could kind of put him over to the side and have him be furniture.

Yeah, we could do that. You could totally be furniture. OK. Well, do you want to manipulate your charge here?

Put him over there. Go sit in the corner. OK. That's right.

Test test. Brianna is channeling Stormy Daniels, even without the blonde wig. And taking Trump by the tie.

Well, I guess she's taking him out. And there he goes. Take a picture of the exit, please. Get the hell out of here, Trump.

Look at that. Look at that. There he goes. That is very funny.

Yeah, get the exit there. Oh, my goodness. That is red. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Or maybe so. Is as red as his panties. All right. You have five minutes.

Five minutes. All righty. Five hard minutes. Five hard minutes.

So should we pop some Bonoboville Communion champagne? That sounds fantastic. All right. Well, I understand there is some somewhere.

Where is it? Good question. Clemmie. Clemmie, our magazine design.

We have a designer as well as our bartenderess. But bring the champagne. We're going to pop it over here. Don't pop it over there.

Don't pop it. They need a bottle of champagne. We want to pop it. We want to make it come.

We're going to pop it there. Don't hurt yourselves. No. It's that statistic.

I don't know if it's real. I saw it on the internet. So it must be true that more people are killed by champagne corks than poisonous spiders

Like I said, I read it on the internet. It must be true. Champagne corks? They're apparently lethal if you get them right in the forehead.

The forehead? That's why it's just a point of bottle away when you open it. OK. We should have left Trump here.

I mean, OK. All right. Good time. OK.

We're going to have a big popping here. The danger makes it more fun. Let me hold this for you. All right.

We are going to pop our corks for the birthday girls. Now you got me scared that somebody's going to kill me with a champagne bottle. Right.

We can stay out of the way. Our camera people are very brave. Let me bend over when you do that. Would you like me to pop a cop in your ass?

Yeah. Bring it on, girl. You know, that would take some aim, but it would be kind of cool.

And it would also take a wide open butthole. Those things candy can, right? You know, some girls these days are gaping. All right.

Are you ready? Are we ready for? Should we shake it up and see if we can make it foam? You smell like a chicken.

Is that what you said, Max? I heard that. I guess I have to eat chicken tonight. All right.

Here we go. Are we ready to pop? We're ready. All right.

Pop it, girls. Briannans has ejaculated. Yeah, baby. At least it wasn't pretty much early.

I love it. No. Oh, yeah. Well, get my shit away.

Everybody. Oh, my goodness. We are getting wet with bubbly. We are.

All right. Well, I mean, give her a champagne shower, she says. Whoa, I'm getting out of the way. She, you asked for it.

Your wishes are come out. Well, come down here and get it. No champagne facial for you? No.

I mean, you suck the head there. I mean, yeah. Or is there any champagne left? Oh, a little bit.

Lots. I feel like it keeps on giving. I didn't realize you could get so much spray. All right, so we're going to do champagne Bonoboville communion.

Sounds fantastic. OK. Do you want to commune or do you want to be the altar girl? I'm already most of the way there right now,

so I'll go with altar girl for the sake of eating. All right. So do you have a communer that you would like to choose to take your communion?

Has Blossom had one yet? You have Blossom has. Three minutes. Come on.

Come on, Blossom. That's right. OK, no, first you wait. Take a lick of one of those beautiful bosoms.

And I have this. I'm there for you, girl. OK, take a lick. It's already champagne.

Right, it's already champagne. Neither one of them have the salt yet. This has the salt now. Now you lick first and then you lick the salt.

It's two lick process. And you talked off the mic, so you're going to get spanked. OK, lick now, spanking later. Yeah.

And now turn around. OK, where's the, let me have a little champagne here. Not too much, she still has to assist. We need her functional.

We do. Maybe not at the end of the show. All right, pussy. Back, head back.

This is what you can tell your parents is your job. And Blossom got waterboarded. OK, how much time do we have? One minute.

We're going to have to do Danny's Bonoboville Communion when we get back. So we're also going to have some other things when we get back.

We got a lot of things to have. We have a lot of things. We have a lot in the second half. So you're going to want to get all your things that you need,

your lube, your dildos, your vibrators, your glass of wine, maybe a joint if you live in a place where it's legal. And maybe a lover. Grab whatever you can, baby, and turn the lights down low

to a nice romantic birthday Virgo Glow. And don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back with the Dr. Susan Block show, Virgo Birthday.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never

been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy

within you, bet you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex.

Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way.

You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered,

so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times.

And improve your love life. Got a button. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

I am your mistress of the airwaves, the irreverence of Dr. Susan Block and the little church of Bonoboville. And tonight, we celebrate birth,

a little bit of death, a little bit of the little death, orgasm. We like that kind of little death. Maybe the big one is even more fun.

I don't know, but I'm not in any hurry. Meantime, I want to celebrate birth, the birthday of my good friend, Riannan Arons. Hi.

And my new friend, I guess. Well, you've been on the show once, Danny. And here you are, and it's your birthday. Yeah.

Danny Dawson. Yeah. And we're also back with a bunch of hotties right now.

And, okay, so I think first thing for Riannan Arons' birthday as we celebrate. Hello, Max. Yes, Max is playing with the dog.

And we have another animal in the house as well. But first, I think we're gonna have a little music. Yeah? I think we are.

And we happen to have fabulous, wicked violin live from the Dr. Susan Block show in Bonoboville. Woo! All right.

So I'm gonna switch out this cord to this. I'm gonna do a little bit of a sound check to make sure that your ears don't get blown out. Mm-hmm.

And here she is, ready to blow our minds, if not our minds. Blow your minds. I'm so excited. A little pre-comedia erotica music

on her from Wicked Violin. That's beautiful. Live from Bonoboville. Enough for studio.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Violin, live from Bonoboville. Dr. Susan Block, though.

Bonobo birthday! Everybody throw money. Wow, that was amazing. What's the name of that song?

Throw Money Now. She made that up. That's my melody. That is my spirit song.

I mean, that's just your melody. Wow. What is that? I don't know.

Who is that? What's going on there? Where's that person? Wow.

Phew. Yeah, I, like I did the last time, I just played whatever came out of my fingers. Improv.

Wow, well, that is just magic fingers. She's got the magic touch. Definitely magic fingers. Beautiful.

Thank you. And we'll play at your wedding, I guess, if you can afford it. And so we'll play a wedding, it was beautiful.

Yeah? Yeah. I just had that feeling of you at a wedding, just a... I do play a wedding.

I felt like a fairy. Yeah, it just felt like, so romantic. It was romantic. Yeah, I saw Wicked play a wedding

outside of the Chinatown fountain last year. Yes. For some mutual friends of ours, and that was pretty amazing.

That sounds like an amazing wedding. She had two weddings. Did you know she had two weddings? Yes.

So I played at both the weddings. She had the kinky wedding and the vanilla wedding. There was the vanilla wedding down in San Diego. And I played, I'm sure you guys all know this song,

Canon and Dee. It's like the song that everyone wants for their wedding. You know the song, right? But it's really only...

Humb a few bars. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Right, right, right, right, right.

But it really only... It really only... I knew you could do it. I knew you could do it.

I would fuck it up, but I recognized it. It really only works when you have like three or four people playing that song because it's around. That's what it is.

The song is around. And so having one person play it, it just isn't impressive at all. And so I played it, no, no, not even when I do it.

I had a recording with three of the parts and I just added my own part into it. And so it was like four of us. It was like four of me playing.

And so it was very beautiful. Self-duplications, great. Technology, you can duplicate yourself. Well, don't anybody ever say we don't have culture.

Yeah, dance straight. Dance straight. We got more culture than I used to. Now we're gonna, for something completely different.

It's a nice way of putting a Berlesque experience. This is a very personal Berlesque birthday. And yes, it features a- Oh, he's grabbing the pussy again.

Oh, oh, oh. Look what he's doing. He's grabbing a rhinoceros' pussy. That's even worse.

Rhino pussy. Okay, all right. I gotta hit him with something. Fight him, fight him up.

There you go. There you go. She's taking care of herself. That's it.

She knows how to take care of herself. All right. Kidney punch. Wow, that's what you do.

Grab him by the dick. That's what you do. Don't sit in the cake, Trubb. That's not your job.

Don't fall in the fucking cake. Okay. Well, she took care of him. Get out of here, Trubb.

And now she's gonna take care of something else. Right, she did that very well. She did, she's a good, we're gonna light it. Don't light it.

Wait, can you? Oh, wait, show me. Do you wanna come up with her? Is there some light in Loewe?

Sit it. I think you have to light it and blow it out. So light it and blow it out. We have to light it and blow it out.

This is a special experience. We're going to have actually two more cakes, so don't anybody freak out. Don't panic.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Okay. There's more cakes.

But. Enough cake for everybody. There is enough cake for everybody. But this is a special cake

that is Riannan's special cake. That goes back, way back to when she was in grade school. It does, it's a very special nostalgic cake.

Baked in the Easy Bake Oven. That Easy Bake was the best. When she was young rhinoceros. I used to have one of those.

It was awesome. What did you make in your Easy Bake Oven, Jackie? The rhinoceros. No cupcakes and cakes and, you know.

You should ask her what she makes in her Easy Bake Oven. I made candy. I remember making heart like candy.

All right. So we now have a flaming cake. Let's blow this baby out. In California, this is a fire hazard.

It is. So we need to do something about this. Let me get on the go. All the guys with the birthday girls.

Now I just have to. We need to blow that out. Birthday girls stagger this. Danny, we will have a cake for you.

But I believe that this is the Riannan birthday cake that must be blown out by the blower of the blue. Make a very special secret wish before and acting on my blowing of the cake.

Well, that doesn't come true if you tell me. Just put your lips together and blow. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to Riannan. Happy birthday to you. Tyrannosaurus is sitting in the cake. This was a fantasy.

Pardon me, but there's an ass in my cake. Ahada. Excuse me. Splash.

Splash. Wow. Can someone lick that? I'll lick it.

Yeah. Rianna, you should take a lick for Splash. I'll take a lick. Let's move the carpet or move off the carpet.

Can you take a step forward? One step forward, Ms. Rhino. Very good. I happen to be splashed safety concern.

There we go. Okay, right there, right there, right there. No, no, no, not off, just right there. You're doing fine.

She wasn't expecting this. Okay, back up a little so that you're not, yeah. Whoa, no, no, no, no. She can't see too well.

She's a rhinoceros. Rhino's have bad sight. So now you're gonna take a lick of the Rhino cake and she takes a lick.

It was a very horny experience. It was a rainbow Rhino experience. Can I put a little cake on the horn and suck it? Yes.

Okay, that's why I wanted it. Are you okay with that, Rhino? She sucks your horn. Take just a little bit of this and put it right.

Can you bend down, Rhino, a little bit? No, not that way. Well, towards me, thank you. Okay, well, okay.

That's very, very, very sexuality right there. We are sucking you. Talk about horny. What type of leave is illegal?

Rhino horn. Very sweet. PETA, no animals were harmed in the filming of this show. They're not behind bars.

I think I missed a spot. Everyone consents. This is bestiality now, right? Animal crackers out from behind bars.

It's broken. I didn't do that. Don't think I'm a rhino horn planter. Like we said, no animals were harmed.

Okay, feeling is coming out. Wow, that got me high. The euphoria of pleasure. All right, so now we have a big mess over here.

Think about how the cake feels. I clean that up. You kind of clean it up. We're gonna watch you.

Okay, so maybe someone could help her. I'm not sure who, but one of my elegant staff. One of my excellent, elegant, good and wonderful staff. Somebody help me.

I got a big mess right here. And we need a towel. We can do that. Yeah, there we go.

Oh, look at that. This is Clemi Cockatoo, graphic designer of the Speakeasy Journal. And bartender of the Speakeasy Bar in Bonoboville.

And now the cake cleaner upper after the rhino. Yeah, my girl, we got a little... Rhino girl, you're a rhino girl, but I sucked your horn. I mean, you're kind of a...

She's transgender. Transgender. He's sat on it. Yeah, okay.

All right, but I enjoyed that. I hope you did too. So we're getting there. Now, we could use some cleanup here,

like of a towel of some sort. You need a towel. We're working on it. There needs to be like a couple more towels, I guess.

Here's a towel. So we have a towel, maybe, okay. So do you want to sit here with us? Yeah, okay.

So we need to sort of clean up this stuff. Actually, let's get the wire off this way. This is the problem. There's a wire in the cake, okay.

All right, Miguel is here. You know what, this is like a crisis, a small Bonoboville crisis. There's cake everywhere.

This is one of the hazards of squash. And you know what, in our Splash magazine, we tell you not to do this. We tell you to cover all the important things,

and we didn't do that. So we should read our own magazine, and we should not have left the microphones by the cake. We just kind of thought they were part of the furniture.

Did it have a condom on it? It had a condom on it, so it's okay. No, it did. Well, I mean, the microphone's not damaged.

It's just they're covered with cake. There's a big splash. The microphone's a splash. And there's much more cake.

There really needs to be paper towels full of cake. And you know. Here are the towels that we're gonna use. Well, how about some, okay.

We don't want to use too much paper because that is bad for Mother Earth. But we should use some paper to clean this up right here. Okay, this was fun.

I hope you had fun. I had fun. You had fun, good. Okay.

You dropped your frosting. I have, how about, well, we're gonna bring in other cakes, but I'm afraid to bring in any more cakes now. I think we might need to hose down our rhinoceros.

We can't have cake. Okay, Dr. Susan, you have 10 hard minutes. Oh. 10 hard minutes.

Okay, so let's bring in the other cake for Danny and the other cake for Rhiannon that people can eat. Where are those? Okay.

One moment. One moment. Okay, so find those. We will find those.

And in the meantime, we have Jackie Blue wearing basically nothing. But yeah, well, the chains. That's her best outfit.

Yeah, chains, yeah. You're looking good, girl. Okay, so do you wanna have a little she-bad? We could do a little she-bad.

Yeah, are you ready for that? Yeah. Yeah, while we clean. And now is the, are you sitting down on that

with your cake ass on? Oops. Uh-oh. I think you're gonna need a spankin'.

Yeah, here, here. Excuse me, can you get up a second? Ms. Rhinoceros, please? Yes, Ms. Rhinoceros.

Oh, she's sat. Shit. Okay, that was what we were trying to avoid. Okay, so we just, okay.

Well, let's try to wipe it off, maybe. I don't know. I don't know anything about cleaning. I suddenly have a giant mess.

All right. I need to see your boobs. Will you show me your boobs for this? Yeah, all right, let's see that.

Let's take this off. That makes it almost better. Okay, here we go. Dr. Suzy.

Yeah. At least I got to see your boobs, yeah? Okay. The two other cakes are in master control in there.

All right. There's two of them. Yeah. Oh, Ecore has them.

There they are. Okay, Ecore has cakes. All right. Ecore has come bearing cake.

Now these cakes, we are not allowed to sit in, Rhinoceros. Yeah, please. Okay. You can't sit in, in fact, you shouldn't.

You should sit on a towel. That's what we have towels for. Yeah, but that's the problem. We don't have any towels.

We do. We have a towel. Well. All the towels have disappeared.

All right. From the stock room. Oh. Typical, yeah.

Typical problem. Okay, so now we have some cakes. So, let's bring them in. Let's, which one, this is the chocolate one,

I think is for Rihanna, and the vanilla one is for Danny. And let's light them. Also, excuse me, but Miguel is there trying to clean up. Yes.

The mess. He's right behind there, behind her ass. Right there. Okay.

Where? I'm not sure where he is. So, I don't know what you're trying to get me to do. Nothing.

He wants to clean the floors so that we don't... Okay, I think we have birthday cake being lit. Oh, we do. Okay.

Yes. And I don't see Miguel. Oh, there he is. Oh, there's Miguel.

Back there. Okay. So, we have to move in here. Just why are we lighting it over here?

Light it over here. Light it over here. Let's bring the cake over here. What's going on with this?

Does this work? Not working? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, you have to tilt it. Now. Excuse me. Oh, well.

Okay. I have no cake on me as of yet. I'm just young. Yes.

Okay. So here, I'll hold the cake. What's going on? Oh, we found another towel.

We found another towel. All right. And we have cake. And we have happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Rhiannon and Danny. And Mother Tink.

Happy birthday to us. You know, blowing is my specialty. Put your lips together and blow. Sit in your cake.

Hey, this is like a Tesla. I used to think I could blow really well, but I guess not. Oh, I did it wrong so far. All right.

I like blowing too. Okay. Somebody take this cake. I'm holding it right now.

There's another towel. I totally thought I could blow really well, but I guess not. You did. Oh.

Oh, well, you didn't blow yours out. Well, you have to do it all over again. It's like kindergarten. Or high school.

You go to a bad place, but it's really so bad it's great. Surely not. I said I wasn't going to do this. You did?

I got already. You're going to get spanked because you're talking off microphone. This is my theater. It's my beautiful theater.

You've got to get spanked. Why don't you get on your knees and I'll whip you? Uh-oh. A little whipping.

Can I lift your skirt? He wants a whipping, doesn't he? Cool. Even better.

Got to talk on the microphone. You know that. You've been on the show before. Those are great shoes.

Those are great shoes. And a great ass. And a great ass. That's really why we're doing this.

Where is this? Except I have no room. Oh, you cannot see this. Facebook.

A little bit of better results. You have what? Didn't I see some vloggers over there that might give you results? Yeah, yeah.

There's a lot of things that would give me better results. Except nothing glows. Like, goddess phoenix's neon whip. I love neon stuff.

And I get the hang of it. It's just kind of big. It's big. I'm sorry, honey.

That my tool is kind of big for your little ass. It's a good implement for Tink because she glows in the dark. She does. You want to turn the light off for a sec?

Yes, yes. Five minutes. I'm good. Five minutes, Dr. Susie.

Yeah. Okay, ecore the wolf. Come on up. Woo!

Eager! One bar. Thank you, love. One bar and many drinks.

And it's only getting hotter. Yo, yo. Get off the mic, yo. Everybody in Bonobo feel it.

I'm here. I say, Bonobo. Bonobo. Bonobo.

Bonobo. Bonobo. Yeah, yeah. One of the bad girls that throw the bands up.

Uh, uh, look. Yeah, I need somebody to dance. Come on. Look how she make it rain.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it rain. Yeah, that girl can go. She got me watching.

Like we're stalking. But in a smooth way, she made me sing. Kick like jam. Ten times down piece.

Add it up. Double dollar for me. What up, though? This to make my friends known.

I'm a well-op'd Roman. I'm in Yo-Yo. I'm going by the way. Do that thing.

Shake that thing. Make it rain. The metal will shake from the ass. Quick, damn.

Baby, you got that. Pop that, steal the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor.

Blues be taking it. Why she shaking it? Back that thing up, buddy. Beep!

Beep! She bad. Look how she shake that thing. She bad.

Look how she make it rain. She bad. Look how she choppin', look, yeah, that girl, girl, she, look how she shake that thing, look how she move that thing,

look how she make it bang, yeah, that girl, girl, bang. Everybody stop, and look at them pop, some things, bang, got them ready to spin some dope, ooh, yeah, we up in Vinobo, uh-huh, they showin' me love,

dub after dub, with a freakin' app dance, faptaz with a mask, I don't even know, but this night for sure, that deal, they ill, they said to keep those bills in strap-o,

hold on real tight to these thighs, and ride this trip, I'm in it for the whole night, so give it to me, let me have it, no static, but that's one in the club, right here, yes, sir.

I ain't lying, I'm crying, she kinda like that, she bad, look how she shake that thing, look how she make it bang, look how she choppin', look, yeah, that girl, yeah, with my Airbnb proven that, what y'all that?

With an Airbnb proven that, throw y'all hands up, yeah, I hop in the building, I hop in the building, oh, don't stop, cause she got me turned, by the way, she poppin' away, she poppin' got me high,

so don't stop, go work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody, cause everybody watching you do your thing, shake that thing, make it bang, bang, bang,

I'm so mesmerized, so hypnotized, by the way, she shake that ass, sometimes they need a ride, so I had to buy a mobile, she put it down, but she kept me up all night, this shit, she bad,

she the bomb, no, not no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That girl is going to hear everybody's singing. Come on. Yeah, she bad.

Let me hear y'all singing. What? She bad. I can't hear y'all.

I can't hear you. She bad. What? What?

She bad. Oh. Woo. She bad.

Nice. She bad. From Bonoboville. Doc is bad.

On the Doctruses Block Show. Woo. Uh, bastard. Featuring.

Round, round. Mother tinks ass. Indeed. Whoa.

I think we're out of time. Breath. Yeah. And uh, we're out of time.

We have birthdays to celebrate. And we got birthdays to celebrate. Yeah. So happy birthday, Rhiannon.

Thank you. Happy birthday, Danny. Happy birthday, Danny. Thank you.

And uh, happy birthday, Mother Tink. Woo. Yeah. And happy birthday, guy who's playing Trump.

Yeah. Yeah. We have you guys on him. Tim.

Guy who's playing Trump. T.M.I. I think that's code. Too much information.

That's code. Put in code. Anyway. You the shit, baby.

I didn't talk about Azia tonight. Oh. Gotta do that next week. I'm sorry.

All right. And counting. 90 seconds of us. Meantime.

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