Masturbation Ryder

Full transcript of Masturbation Ryder on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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For more information, call us at 213-291-9497. That's 213-291-9497 any time you need to talk. Radio Studio One on the World Wide Web, and now, here she is, back to Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, mmmm, masturbators and fornicators, mmmm,

wankers and spankers, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex, mmmm, and most of us are also children of masturbation, because most everybody masturbates, mmmm, even if it doesn't take masturbation to make a baby, mmmm, we all a little self-pleasure, and it is the month to celebrate self-pleasure.

The merry masturbation, masturbation, mmmm, month of May, brothers and sisters, woohoo, can I hear an amen? Can I hear an a-women? Sex is like playing bridge. You either need a good partner or a good hand, mmmm, sometimes both. So give yourselves a hand, brothers and sisters, it's masturbation month. In fact, you can use both hands. So many people use just one hand,

or maybe I just hear that a lot because they're talking to me on the phone with one hand. Well, speaking of which, you can give me a call, right? I'm broadcasting live from Bonoboville, and I am Dr. Susan Block, your irreverent Dr. Susan Block, and you can call me at, let's see, 310-568-0066 is one number. If you want to, you know, call from, I mean, North America,

and we'll pay for the call, that's 1-866-289-7068, and you can also tweet at RadioSuzee1. If you want to talk about petting your kitty, or jerking your gherkin, or yanking your doodle, woo! Vlog in your hog, mmmm, or any aspect of masturbation. Or don't call, don't worry your horny little head about calling, either one. Just cuddle up to your lover if you're lucky

enough to have a lover, or your dildo if you're lucky enough to have a dildo, mmmm, and take a deep breath in, and breathe out. Squeeze that PC muscle, that's your pubocococcius muscle, mmmm, boys have one too, girls have what we call a kegel muscle, if you can't find it, just squeeze your sphincter muscle, that feels good too, and breathe, whoo, into peace through

pleasure, feel yourself all over, or maybe you just want to feel your genitals, I know, but sometimes it's good to just feel yourself all over, let your fingers do the walking, you know, mmmm, feels good. Masturbation month is when we celebrate the way we masturbate, you know, we always masturbate, I know every month is, we do, and every day a lot of us,

and maybe 12 times a day for some of us who would like to check themselves into a masturbation addiction clinic, even though I don't believe in masturbation addiction, or really any kind of sex addiction, but, you know, some people like to call themselves that, like, you know, I'm a masturbation junkie, I can't stop, if you're getting skin abrasions, you know,

maybe you should lay off, but, hey, masturbation is good for you, and, you know, how are you going to make love to someone else if you don't learn how to love yourself, that's how you check in with your body, and your mind, and the erotic theater of the mind, and all the different pleasure points of your body is with yourself, when you don't have the pressure

of a partner, and so masturbation month may, I mean, it's obviously not the only month we masturbate, but maybe we pay a little more attention, maybe we mediate, which is masturbation combined with meditation, a little bit of, you know, concentration, and trying to figure out what really turns us on and off, and, you know, what it's all about, you know,

it's the time, like, these education months, when we educate ourselves and others, and we confess, yes, we testify, holding our testicles, or our vulvas, or whatever we got, and we say, yeah, Lord, or lady, I masturbate, and I am not ashamed, that's right, masturbation month, good time to do it, anytime's okay, but, you know, a lot

of people are doing it in masturbation month, you know, May, I mean, it's not just masturbation month, right? It's also the month of Mother's Day, right? I mean, in fact, if you are now listening or watching DrSuzi.tv live, then it's Mother's Day Eve, so, you know, get your mama something, honor thy mama, very important,

very important, you know, where would we be without mom, right? I mean, you know, that's one kind of sex that makes us, is the sex bomb had whatever it was, but what does it have to do with masturbation month, really? I mean, we don't usually think of our moms in masturbation at the same time, well, you

know, but think about it, maybe we do, I mean, not in exactly harmonious way, perhaps, but think about it, really, this is a medibation subject. Solo sex is almost always the very first erotic activity of our sexual lives, even in utero, you know, in mommy's body. We touch ourselves, we've

been seen doing that in ultrasounds for relaxation, for pleasure, for something. As babies, we play with our bodies, any part we can reach, our genitals are exciting, you know, because of the intensity of sensation, you could say it's not sexual exactly, I don't know, but there is sensation. Now, for

better or sometimes for worse, our mothers often catch us at it. Did your mom catch you masturbating? Tell us about it. Did you ever just fantasize about your mom catching you masturbating? Give us a call 310-568-0066. Now, thanks to my own Dr. Spock-inspired mom, I actually had an interesting introduction to

masturbation and moms. I mean, like most kids, I really started playing with myself at around the time I started playing. I really don't even remember when I started, because it was probably before I have memory. I think it was around two years old or something. I just did it to calm myself down, give

myself pleasure. And my mom caught me, I mean, not in my room, but when I was out doing it in public, not knowing, it's a private thing for humans. So maybe I was doing it out on the lawn, like with the sprinkler holding it between my legs or a dinner, you know, like sticking my hand in my pants. And

my mom, you know, blessed be she, my late great mom. I don't know if she approved of masturbating, but she put up with it. She didn't punish me. She just said when she caught me, Susie, stop that. Your hands are dirty and it's clean down there. And she was probably right, because if I was doing

it at the dinner table, I probably had food all over my hands. And she also told me to do it in private, because, hey, that's how human civilization is. We have to do it in private unless we are webcam girls, or what else porn stars. Yeah. Then you can do it in public. Maybe there's

some other venues. Peep show girls, or guys, you know, so there are some venues. But anyway, mom was I guess my main point is pretty positive about masturbation without being, you know, encouraging. And I appreciate that. So appreciation to mom sending you flowers from my

heart. And we should all appreciate our moms. And if they don't really say the right thing about masturbation, it's a tough thing to know how to deal with, you know, when they catch you at it, you know, it's it's tough. It's tough. So anyway, it's

masturbation month. And it's our second Saturday night of masturbation month. Last Saturday, we had masturbation demio, which was fun, celebrating Cinco de Mayo and kicking off masturbation month with Selma sins and Tyler night. And we have

a couple of guests coming, I think, but I don't know, they're not here. So Max is here. Good evening, doctor. Hello, darling. And how's it going? It's going pretty good. Okay, and so do you know anything about the guest situation? I have no information

I did that, you know, like intense long monologue by by now we'd had have information I have no news. Oh, okay. So far. So far. Okay, so, well, do you want to tell us your masturbation experience? Well, my masturbation experience started when I was a

fairly young, young man, and that happened. Actually, on a street corner. I was on a street corner, you were masturbating on a street corner. I was talking. Was you wearing a raincoat? I was talking to some friends. And thank you for

the applause. I was talking to some friends and they said, you know, have you ever played with your penis and then feels really good and then stuff comes out. This was on the street corner. They were just chatting. And so I thought this was before the

internet. So I said, of course, oh, yeah, I've done that, of course. Well, of course, I've never done that before. No, no, how old were you? I was young. Okay. I mean, I don't know. And I was still selling lemonade on the sidewalk.

Not yet a teenager. Not yet. Pretty close. Okay. So I started when I was two. I ran home. But I didn't have any stuff coming out. Well, maybe I did. But I didn't. I don't know. You might have done some touching but not ejaculating

because you weren't of age to ejaculate. Anyway, touching, you know, I mean, kids always touch themselves. Well, I ran home. Then I had a couple of rooms in the house. I had actually had three rooms in the house. I was a privileged kid. I

had a sunroom, regular bedroom. And then I had a study on the third floor. And I ran up to my study, where else I had a bed. And I started playing with my penis. Okay, it felt pretty good. Not bad. And I thought, hmm, this is

interesting. And then I kept playing with it and playing with it and got harder and bigger. And then this incredible sensation came. Ah, yes, that incredible sensation we all know so well. What that was, it was really scary. Oh, yeah, I guess

first time. Yeah, really scary. And bang, boom. How came all this stuff all over me? And so I thought, wow, well, that's my cleaned up. And then from then on every night, every day about three or four times a day, I would masturbate. But I didn't

want anybody to know I didn't want the maids to know. So what I did is I took my school paper from my notebook, and I would come in the paper. Ouch, then I would crumple that's how you get skin abrasions. Yeah, I would crumple it all up and I

would throw it out the window. Well, obviously, after about a week or so of this, there were a lot of crumpled papers down at the bottom. Right. That's some way to hide your masturbation. Right. And did your mom find out? No, no, and

it was snow. You know, this was back east on the snow. So the paper kind of blended with the snow. But there were all these pieces of paper. And one day, the maid came upstairs and knocked on my little studio. And she said, Mickey, come

on. She was Italian. And she said, Mickey, there's a lot of little pieces of paper downstairs in the snow. And she said, I think what you should do from now on is to, to go to the toilet, and use toilet paper, it's soft. Well, she was like

your surrogate mom, in many ways, because your mom was kind of aloof. She always travels. So she says you should take the toilet paper. And then you can just put the that in the toilet and flush it. And she says, very handy. And also toilet

paper is softer, softer. She said that. And she said, and very nice. And I don't have to pick up all these little pieces of paper out in the snow, out in the snow. Right. Well, needless to say, I was extremely embarrassed. And I said, I

didn't know what she was talking about. No, and I didn't like a bonobos around here. You asked them, what do you know about this? Nobody knows. Nobody's owning up. I knew nothing about those pieces. Except with the

bonobos here, there's like nine of them so they can they can hide. But there was only one of you was only one of me. So anyway, for a long time, I spent a long time experimenting in the bathroom. I see with my masturbation. Yeah. Yes. And much

more comfortably and much more comfortably. Yes. Well, see, that's a little masturbation education. You know, and that was very nice of her. And you know, so many, I guess, young people, they have gotten interrupted in the midst of

their masturbation exploration in a very negative way. Well, my uncle got caught out on the roof outside of his window. Yes, by his governess out on the roof outside of his window. Why was he doing it there? Who the hell knows? Well, I mean, that's

asking to get caught. He's a little bit of an exhibitionist. She really gave him a whacking. She walloped him. She walloped him. She beat him for beating his meat. So now as she grew as when he grew up, he couldn't come unless somebody

came and walloped and beat him. See, see, that's the thing. I have a lot of clients like that here at the Dr. Susan block things that happen in your childhood are extremely traumatic traumatic and very much connected to your sexuality as

you grow up, especially if they interrupt just as you're on the verge of coming, you know, or as you're coming. And I mean, I've had clients who have had mothers or mother's surrogates of different, you know, fundamentalist religions who have

come in and just told them they're going to hell for masturbating. And they're very traumatized by this. I mean, they they might express it in different ways. They might eroticize it. They might need to be punished. They might need to

masturbate a lot. They might need to be yelled at in order to come. It's, you know, a tough situation when you get interrupted like that. You didn't get interrupted. You're very lucky. I didn't get interrupted. So that's why

you have no trouble coming. I have no fetish. No strange weird fetish. Well, I don't know about that. Well, I mean, I have my fetishes, but that's not. No, you don't have, you don't need to have any negativity. They're all kind of

positive. They're little feet, little, you know, panties. So okay, so okay. So we're doing good. We're doing good. May I get some information on our guests? Sure. Can somebody update us? Can we get an update? Someone from outside from

outer space? The Noboville update. Oh, we are getting mixed information. We don't know what's going on. Okay. Okay, did anybody ask him? Are you coming? Did anyone ask them if they're coming? I mean, we

have we have this I don't know if they're coming. And of course, coming has many different meanings in and of itself. Right. So could somebody contact them? And ask the question, are you coming to the show? And if

not, you know, maybe they could call in or something. I mean, what, you know, I don't know, explain themselves. They've been tweeting and retweeting and they twat it out. Twat it. I mean, maybe, you know, it happens. I hope

there's nothing wrong because they're, you know, one of them's a friend of ours. Yeah. Okay. So all right. Well, anyway, while we're just kind of moseying along here time wise, who actually confirmed it? Well, Nikki

actually set it up. And Trixie is I mean, maybe it's and they've been tweeting and retweeting and you know, they've been here. I mean, one of them has been here. And so I mean, maybe they got lost. I don't know. Because I mean, he's

only been here. Well, he's been here kind of twice. He was at the green horse. Yeah. Oh, we just said who it was. Okay. Isaiah. Where are you? We didn't want to shout you out until you found out what's going on. But after all, you

have been tweeting and retweeting. So we are wondering what we're going to try and find out. We just write troops, write the nobos out there. You're gonna try and find out and bring us news. Like do you have a phone

number? Yeah, stop tweeting and twatting. Somebody call. Yeah. Well, I think they're not answering their phone. Sometimes people will respond more to tweeting than to their phone. To yeah, they sometimes sometimes or DMing or something. Oh,

here we have an update. This is a note. No answer. From Isaiah Christy. Christy? Who is Christy? Can you talk on the microphone? Okay. Mike, turn on. Turn on. I need to headphones as well. And who's Christy? Not Christy. Chase. Chase. I'm

sorry, Chase. Called you Christy. Oh, I did that. Chase is stranded. And yeah, she hasn't been able to get ahold of Isaiah either. Oh my goodness. I hope that's not good. No. Oh, okay. So we are shouting you out just because we're worried

about where is chase? Can we pick a rider is working out her way over here? She's working her way over here. What is she trying to use logic? We could pick her up. We could pick her up. We might have a bit of a bus. Yeah. Yeah. Can you find out

where she is? Yes, we're working on that at the moment. Who is working on that? We have Simon Fox working on that. Okay. Simon is working on that. So, Simon Fox. In the marketing department. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's on the 33rd

floor. So, she's not, I mean, I don't know where she is, but well, wherever she is, we'll and we're hoping Isaiah is just busy masturbating and being celebratory. You know, he was like all about masturbation month this morning. We were

tweeting and twatting and you know, jerking off and gilling out. And it was all, you know, on Facebook and Twitter and not quite Bonoboville. Maybe if it's in Bonoboville, you know it's real, right? Truth. I learned a

new word today. What? Well, a new definition for the word dojo. Dojo. Dojo. It is now an acronym for a day off to jay off. I like it. Have a day off to jay off. To jay off. If you're ever in jeopardy, you have the million

dollar answer. Okay. And that could be Jill or Jack, obviously. Uh I like the word baiting. Dojo sounds like something, you know, samurai. You know, hey, it sounds like I'm going into my dojo. Somebody get some people

getting their happy place. Medivation after a nice session. Right. Medivation in the dojo. Excuse me. Today's my dojo. Yeah. Yeah. It's uh yeah. My dojo. You have to take the whole day. I mean, I don't know. I like to take

whole days. Have a fucking marathon session. Never masturbated all day. We have clients that do that. You know, that's it's you know, for our clients, I think it's an expensive habit. Well, but you know, I don't

know. Some of them are they're not talking to us all day while they're masturbating. Also true. They'll tell me I'm a masturbation addict. I've been doing it 19 times today. I can't do it anymore. I'm shooting

blanks. I'm just surprised like I could get it up 19 separations. You know, that's the thing about reporting it like that. I'm not actually. Would you ask him what his secret is? I know, huh? I have a lot

that say that. I pop to see Alice. I'm good to go. I think it's more like they popped some LSD, frankly. I think they're tripping when they tell me this. I mean, boners on LSD. I'm so happy. I'm not a guy. You

know, I would have like a permanent erection. I would be so absurd. Yeah, they they have a lot of imagination. You know, a lot of these guys and my LSD trip consisted of little micro midgets

with giant poopies bouncing around and I just decided to spend the day in my dojo. Well, yeah, it's kind of mental masturbation. You don't even have to touch yourself. You know, it's

like thinking off. That is, I don't know if that's a type of masturbation. Give me that little guy over there. Let me see the a little guy. The little chimp though. Oh, oh, this guy. I thought it

was a girl has flower flip flop. He's uh, he's a guy. He's a boy. Look, he's got a he's got a it's got a banana. He's got a banana. Did it come made like that? Wait, it's pointing

up so it's really cute. See? He's missing his girlfriend. You gave this to me when I was very sick. I know when you were very sick. I know this is a boy because the girl, what is the

girl she has? Kind of a a bow in her hair. Oh, like the flower in his hair? And she doesn't have the banana. You know, there are people, there are girls out there with

his tail. That's his tail. Yeah. It's a monkey. Come here. Hey, you want to play with him? Okay. Is that your guys' love child? Kind of. No, I clutched him. I did. At first,

he was kind of androgynous. He's more or less a transvestite. That's a transgender transgender, right? Because he's got the lips and gender fluid. But then, you

know, I mean, Max got me the girl version and that was obvious. So they fell in love. But now she's gone. So he has to masturbate. Well, she's not gone. She's lost. She's

somewhere in Bonoboville. We moved to West L.A. And also, by the way, Bonoboville is open at bonoboville.com. Join. Be my friend. I actually have to join.

I know. I'm trying to finish my Bonobo Way book. So you all have to join before me and, like, welcome me in, right? I'll have a ceremony and make it a holiday.

Yeah. We'll have a ceremony, right? I love a good fiesta. No, really. But right now, if they join, can't they, like, get free passes? If they join now, DrSuzie.tv?

They get free passes for six months. What? Yeah, six months. Oh my goodness. Six months. We want to hook them like heroin. You know, I'll be your pushy baby. Yeah, okay.

So, I think I need some vodka or something. Yeah. You know, you need grappa. I need grappa. These are grappa glasses. How about dirty tequila? Well, I like that. It's a girl drink.

Who's gonna play waitress? I guess I'll go play waitress because I need to go get headphones, too, so it'll be multi-purpose. Oh, you don't have headphones. I need headphones.

You need headphones. You know, I'd like to hear myself sometimes. Yeah. All right. And well, I have, I love this drink. This is dirty tequila. And I was gonna save it for vodka with coke. Our guests. Because I still have

some kind of... I still have a cough, right? Something, yeah. You know, we're both like giving it to each other. It's a battle against germs and foreign alien creatures that

Yeah. So, you know, it's kind of tough to have sex when you've got the flu. So, you have to do a lot of mutual masturbation. This is how aliens invaded the earth. They were like this little bacteria.

And then they killed off everything that was on earth and then they grew into us. This is getting disgusting. Yeah. And now, they're new aliens trying to kill us. It's also making me feel a tickle in my throat.

Tickle, tickle. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Okay. All right. So, our guests are missing. Oh, our guests are missing. Isaiah is somewhere nobody knows where. Okay. I'm going to have to lick you.

What do you mean, lick me? Well, I'll lick your hand. No, no. Nice hand. Yeah, I'm gonna put salt on you and lick you, huh? All right, Dr. Susie. They're gonna be here in three minutes.

Just chase. Well, we do have a video from from our old studio. I'm pretty sure you remember old debt. No, no, no, no. We're not playing that. Wait a minute. Did we find, hold on a second. Wait a

second. Wait, whoa, whoa. Did we find Isaiah? We have not, but Chase is almost here and maybe we'll get some information and I don't know if we're getting derailed here. Okay. All right.

But okay. Chase Ryder on her way. Chase Ryder. Now, Abe, what is it you would like to discuss? Yeah, I wanted to show a three minute video. Oh, okay. Show a three minute video.

So, from last year's masturbation month, I think. Is that the video of me? I think it's you, masturbating. Don't play the one of me. And throwing your... The one where I was downstairs?

No, don't. Out the window. Okay. Ooh, here's some masturbation with a love... Oh, this is my birthday. Back and on. I thought this was from masturbation month.

No, but it's hot anyway, so to speak. It's got fire and lovely little Odette is masturbating. Oh, I'm masturbating her. That's me. I didn't realize that.

With my Hitachi. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. And I am rubbing it against her beautiful pussy. Odette is a lovely young lady who looks underage, but when you see her pussy, you realize she is a grown woman.

But she's such a sweetie pie. She's so cute, but she has like such a nice bush. Beauty, beauty, beauty. So there she is rubbing that vulva. And I mean, it's not masturbation month here.

This is my birthday post-show, but it's fun. And yeah, the fire looks gorgeous. Absolutely amazing. And that is Dark Phoenix. We should give a shout out to Dark Phoenix. And he is blowing fire up her ass.

Not out her ass. Okay. This is not like lighting farts. This is fire all over her beautiful, but look at her. Odette de la Croix.

Odette de la Croix. Somebody should tell Simon who we're playing here because they should get a shout out because they are hot, as should Hitachi magic wand.

And of course fire, Prometheus should get a shout out. Hey Prometheus, thank you for the fire. It really was great. I don't know. Stuff that came after maybe not so great, but the fire is beautiful. Yeah.

And being able to control our fire is fun, fun, fun. Nice. Is this playing now on DrSusanBlock.tv? I believe it is. And it is just absolutely gorgeous. You see this beautiful vulva butt.

And of course she is coming. I remember this distinctly. I think I got fired one time that night too. If people joined Bonoboville, they would already be watching this.

Oh yeah. Who's that there? I don't know. Somebody's playing on the. Liliana. Is that Liliana?

Maybe. Playing on the stripper pole. Oh yeah. Hot, hot, hot. Yeah. Yeah, get him girl.

Oh yeah. And that is Odette de la Croix. She's fun. She is.

She is like a pretty with so much fun. DrSusanBlock. College educated by the way. Yes.

Very, very smart. She won the most intelligent sounding porn star. That she did. Congratulations Odette.

And the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards for 2013. Yay. So, what's the story Morning Glory?

I like that one. The story is, is that Chase is about 30 minutes away. From coming from the valley. Uh oh.

Yeah. She's almost as late as too short was. Hey, it was still a good show. I wonder if she's, she's gonna be here before the show is over.

You know, worst case, we'll get her naked in the after party. We are going to put Bonoboville on screen. Okay, well we could, we could put Bonoboville on screen, I guess. Can we see your profile commentator?

Commentator? That's what he sounds like. The director's cut. Oh me.

Yeah you. Yeah, actually I haven't, I haven't really juiced up my profile. Uh oh. You need to get on Bonoboville.

Yeah, I've been working a lot on the back end and helping, helping our other Bonobos. That sounds very anal. You know. Make their profiles, but don't be.

Yeah. Do you like to work on your back end when you masturbate? Or just your front end? What's, what?

Oh, we were just talking about. Preference. Yeah, and uh. Oral anal, vaginal.

So far, yeah, we've got, we've got our Bonoboville's password. Yeah. We don't have sex with you on your stomach. Oh no.

Oh my gosh. Not even on my stomach. I like it on my back. Yeah.

That's where you like it. I like to be on my back. All right then. Okay.

Commentator, Bonoboville. Yeah, six months free pass. If you sign up, that's fantastic. What does it look like?

That's what? The Bonoboville. Let's show the masses. It looks great.

Always changing. Like a million. Always changing. Always changing.

And if any of you Bonobos are out there listening. I'm going to masturbate. A call. You can call us now.

I'm going to, I'm going to cut off your free subscription. Join Bonoboville if you don't do anything and you don't call into the show, your free subscription is getting inked.

I feel like I can't really say much because I haven't gotten on there yet. But I am working on the Bonobo way. Good thing you can't unsubscribe from your own show.

Right, right. So, uh, so y'all join, will you? Okay. Catherine's on.

By the way, Catherine, we want to give a shout out because it is her birthday month. She is. I'm telling you this one.

This one. You ever see my face like this? She does have a great profile picture on Bonoboville of herself in a maid's outfit latex,

I believe, and she is cleaning her toilet. You know, because if you're going to clean your toilet, you have to clean your toilet in latex. Black and white.

And she has a lamp just like ours. Oh yeah, the leg lamp. Yes, the leg lamp. Look at that.

I love that. We have that leg lamp. That's so cute. I have to write that down.

Leg lamp. And she always has the cutest shoes. It's like a leg of lamp. And she has an ashtray like ours.

Not quite, but it's got butts in it. That's all of our ashtrays. Yeah, are we getting back into the back end? Not in that pose.

No, Catherine. No, Catherine. We're out now, Catherine. And Santa Barbara.

She has a lot of fun with Samantha. Yeah, Sam her head. Yeah, we want to get him down here, especially on a show like tonight

where our guests are missing. I know. We can get Cat and Sam on the stripper pole. Now, what happened?

Sam, twerk. They were supposed to be here. She knows how to make her ass clap. I'm sorry.

What? What? Who's supposed to be here? What?

Isaiah. Turkey. Yes, Sam can twerk. We have two Isaias.

I'm so proud of her. Wait, who was? There's two. How many do you think?

I heard Isaias and neither of them are here. Who's ass is twerking? Okay, wait. Wait, time out.

Time out. Yeah, okay, cut. Miley Cyrus? Miley Cyrus.

That's another one I love. Who says the only way to get over a drug addiction is the holistic way? Right.

With more drugs. Hey, this is perfect for masturbating. It's very directional. It actually doesn't feel too bad either.

Are you going to cut it up with your finger tonight, Dr. Sisi? You know, the only thing is you break it very easily. Styrofoam. Maybe hers is sturdy.

All right. And then the news. Today in Bonoboville. Today in Bonoboville.

Yes. We got ready for a show with two guests that aren't here. Oh, I'm trying to figure out what I think we're doing. So what happened to them?

Wait a minute. She was just a minute and a half away. Okay. Somebody said three minutes.

And then I got a note that says it's really 30 minutes. They forgot a zero. You know, it's high tension back there. Could that Bonobo come over here, please?

No, it's okay. We're trying to fly by the seat of our pants. Okay. I like to think we're entertaining.

Yeah. Yes, we're fun. Well, we'll find out. You know, it's 11-11.

We'll wish that she shows up on time. Okay. Okay. So, you know, we might as well take a moment

to talk about the Lifestyles Festival. I'm so excited for that. Yeah. Me, my tutus, and my pasties.

It's going to be a party. There we go. Party. Party.

Okay. This is a fuckfest. A mid-summer night's wet dream. Right.

Fuckfest in the desert. The end of July. Middle of the desert. July 23rd to 27th in the desert.

It's going to be hot. A lot of people go, you know, so you definitely need no clothes. I mean, masturbation, sure.

But fornication. You do it yourself when it can get done by someone else. Well, I mean, there's all of it. You know, it's just crazy at these Lifestyles Conventions.

And they haven't had a Lifestyles Convention in like seven years. Yeah. And so this is the resurrection of the Lifestyles Convention,

but it's the Lifestyles Festival. And because they're trying to be more, I don't know, generation wise. Generationally hip.

I mean, it could be really, really trendy because this is the year of the festival, apparently. Yeah. Trendy.

I feel like there's a new festival every other week. And hashtag that shit. You know, conventions are for corporations. Right.

Oh, here we are. Oh, okay. The pool doesn't have anybody at it. And neither does the bar.

You know, I've seen videos on HBO of the Lifestyles Convention. Shit gets real. It does.

But the thing is that, you know, a lot of the people don't want to be filmed. Filmed. That's why there's nobody in the pool.

Oh, there's some people. There's some people. Yeah. There's a lot of boobs.

I'm really excited for this like theme ball thing that happens. Well, there is some Grecian looking people or something. And there's some people in bathing suits. They don't show nudity here,

but there is plenty of nudity there. And girls, girls, girls, girls. I heard girls. It's great fun.

We're going to be there when we have a private villa. We do. Yep. We have a private villa.

You're very cool. You might get an invitation to our private villa. That's right. Right.

You got to be really, really, really cool. Got to show me your tits. Basically, we're going to have a jacuzzi. Yeah, maybe you have to unfilm.

And a barbecue. We're going to be filming at the. It's like a barbecue. Our additions will be held the last weekend of June.

Bring bathing suits and condoms. You know? Speaking of auditions. What's up, doc?

Should we audition? Should we audition? Oh, that's right. Isn't don't we have an applicant?

We do. We have a webcam applicant. A webcam applicant. So she would like to get on camera and just say hello.

Yeah, just say hello. Would you like to come say hello? Since I don't have a guest. I know you could be the guest.

Yay. Okay, here she is. She is not prepared, but she is spontaneous, which is a good thing. And she made the fantastic mannequin.

Oh, yes. This mannequin is wearing nothing. But condom. But condomania.

Condomania condoms. Because there ain't no other condom like condomania condoms. Yes. And, you know, you might need a condomania condom for masturbation if you're using somebody else's

toys or even if you're not sure where the toy has been. So condomania condoms all the way. And, you know, this is an outfit that could be worn at the Lifestyles Convention. I would wear your design.

I would. So I would wear a rocket with, like, some glitter string. Should we call you by your name? Or do you have a station name?

No, Jeff, tell us your name. Okay, wait, wait. I gotta write it down. Oops.

I'm losing my necklace. Your name is, say it again. Chante. Chante.

Chante, chante. Like singing? Like Chante. Chante.

On Chante. On Chante. Mademoiselle. On Chante.

There you go. That works. Now, is that spelled S-H-A-N-T-E? Or?

S-H-A-W-N-T-A-E. S-H-A-W. N. N.

T-A-E. T-A-E. Like Sean and Tay. Very phonetic.

There's a lot of phonetics going on now. Right, okay. Got it. I think I've sort of-

There's gonna be no mispronunciation there. So, Sean Tay, this is our first time meeting. Yes, it is. You were here the other day in Bonoboville.

Yes, I was. Don't give out the address. Oh, I'm super. Okay.

Don't worry, I won't. And actually, Isaiah probably lost it and was having trouble finding it. But, uh, it's-

Right, that's probably what really happened. Okay, uh, so, but now, uh, Chase has it, right? She has the address. Correct, correct.

Okay, very good. Anyway, I was talking to a client, so I didn't get a chance to meet you, but now it's very nice to meet you.

It's nice to meet you. So, you answered our ad. We are looking for an on-campus, we call it. This is kind of like a campus.

Um, a webcam therapist and production assistant. And so, you are applying. Yes, I am. Now, you didn't know your application would be done on video.

But- No, I didn't. Gotta think on your toes. Yeah.

So, tell us why you like the position. Um, I'm just an open person. I'm pretty, I'm really open, actually, and I'm into new things.

So, I thought this might be fun. I might have fun doing it. And, um, I kind of have a problem with jumping from job to job if I'm bored and I don't have fun with it.

So, I'm thinking this is completely different from the type of jobs that I normally have. Well, we're still on earth. But it's probably different.

What other things have you done that's anywhere close? Close? Well, yeah. Um, sort of close.

Could be- I don't really know if I can count anything really close to anything like this at all. Oh, okay.

So, how about just anything? What have you done? Um, I do like to dance. Oh, you like to dance?

That's close. Yes, I can. I can dance. You know, dancing is a vertical expression

of a horizontal position. I've been offered to be a go-go dancer or stripper. A go-go? You've been offered.

Yes. Did you take the offer? I didn't take the offer. Why not?

I had a good full-time job at the time. Oh, what were you doing? I was working at JC5. JC5?

Yes. What is that? It's like JC Penney's, but it's an outlet. I thought it was-

Do you think JC Penney has an outlet? They don't have it anymore. Oh, wow. It was the best place to sell.

Oh, too bad. It was the best place to shop, I promise you. That was kind of a solid chance. I know.

Five of them's on underwear. Yes, they had some really nice- Good bras. Yes, some nice stuff in there.

They went out of business, and you guys missed the sale. It was in Ontario. We did. We missed the sale.

Everything was about two dollars. Wow. You know, I'm a fan of two-dollar items. Right.

And yeah, there's not a lot that can go for two dollars, including even looking at you for two minutes. She grew. Right.

Although now, yeah, I mean- Well, to look at her, it's still 50 bucks. Well, 49, excuse me. Well, but now, if you are watching,

if you're a member of Dr. Susan Block.tv, or if you're a member of Bonoboville, you are watching, you know, not for free, but, you know, for not much.

No, even if you join Bonoboville for free. If you join Bonoboville, actually, you get a free pass to Dr. Susan Block.tv. So there's like this way you get in on this experience for free.

Yeah, we've been already getting away passwords. Right. You know, get on it before they run out. Get on it.

So, uh, so, I mean, have you ever done any pole dancing? Um, no, I'm actually looking into that since I've been down here. I haven't been down here for that long,

so I would love to dance. Have you ever seen a radio station with a stripper pole? No, I have not. Okay, well, this is one right here.

Look at that. We have stripper poles. Well, we will have stripper poles everywhere. Downstairs also.

Well, not everywhere. Don't have one in the kitchen. You know, we should get one. It would be like right in the middle of the table.

Oh my God. That would be awesome. We got one in the studio right now. Everybody else agrees.

I don't need one in the kitchen. Got one in the studio. Okay, so, uh, well, I'm just wondering if you want to try. No, I don't.

Actually, um, I had a good night the other night. You had a good night. Yes, a good night. What does that mean?

Um, we got a little high and drunk a little bit. And, um, let's just say, um, we ended up at a park. Yeah, park. I was a little tipsy.

So I tried to do a stripper move. It came out really good the first time. The second time I felt flat on my behind. You fell on your behind.

Yes, I did. I felt very hard. This is a constant theme of the show. Back door or back rear end.

Anal. Okay. So what does that have to do with getting up on the stripper pole? She heard her bum bum.

I'm not sure if I could do it. She needs to recover. It's a healing process. No, that's just with the excuses here.

I understand. I've fallen right on my ass plenty of times. That shit needs a day. All right.

Well, we are going to have a little break. But before we take a break, I have a cocktail.

Nice. Is that this? Put a bunch. I believe that's a cock wand.

Well, you know, I mean, I need to lick my salt off of somebody, and I can't do it off the applicant because that could be a sexual harassment. No, it's. She doesn't want to get up on the stripper pole because she's got this

casting situation. So I can already tell she's got this itzy thing going on. So no, no, no, no, no, no. But there you go.

Not your stockings. Maybe your bum. My bum. I actually do have cute tunes on tonight.

Yeah. Okay. You can do it off my stomach. You know, start masturbating and don't come yet and don't go away.

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And I'm broadcasting live from Bonoboville. Without my regular guests, I don't really quite know what happened to them. There seems to be some issues. And now, Trixie, would you have another issue there with Skye?

I always have issues. Issues? Okay. No, there could be something that we should know about or not.

No. Okay. And we have Shante. Oh, Shante.

Oh, Shante. And she is kind of auditioning. Yeah. I don't know.

Is this, so to speak? She thought she was coming here just to watch the show and the guests and, you know, the guests are like amazingly late. So I hope everything's okay, but, you know, who knows.

You got us, Dr.Suzi. I do. I have to say I love your outfit. Well, thank you.

Say it. I love your outfit. All right. Thank you very much.

This is actually given to me by a client who has a stocking fetish. And I forget what kind of. Oh, your stockings are purple too. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, it's like this whole thing here. Is it a stretchy garter? It's a stretchy garter thing. Yeah.

It's like very, very 21st century materials. It's like spandex. My ass isn't good enough to turn around. But, you know, basically, yeah.

It's like sort of spandex garter belt with matching stockings. Right. You know, Dr.Suzi, as many years as I've been wearing garter belts and underwear combinations, I never thought about putting it over the garter belt.

Because, like, that was always my problem. I was like, oh, shit, I have to pee. And now I have to take, like, everything off. This is an educational show.

No, no, no, sweetheart. You need to be obviously sex educated. This is not about masturbation. It's usually you don't masturbate in a garter belt.

But when you're having sex with, like, usually like a hot date and you're wearing a garter belt and you want to keep having sex, you take the panties off without having to undo the garters.

Yeah, I just kind of skipped the panties part. I was like, fuck this shit. I need to go pee sometimes. You don't want to just sit down on some strange chair.

No, if you're going to go fucking commando, you have to make sure your junk's covered. I've only gone commando when I'm walking around, not sitting on a chair.

It's just, you know, with the long skirt, that's my favorite thing to do is go fucking commando and just let the breeze handle it. I'd like to see you go commando.

Summit everybody else, Dr. Susie. Yeah, under that latex skirt, that'll make your butt sweat. I really do want a latex skirt. I'm not okay with sweaty ass.

That's pleather or something? That's not really latex. No, it's pleather from the alleys. It was $10.

It was fucking adorable when I had to have it. I'm gonna say that's all right. It's really cute. You know, that's all that matters.

Exactly. And I'm a big fan of San Francisco butt. Is that in Francisco butt? But I met with one team.

San Francisco is a wonderful city and, you know, you are advertising it very nicely. You want to model that? Put the hood up.

Right, put the hood up. Yeah, put the hood up. Let's just see how that looks. Okay.

Oh, look at that hair. Okay, that's enough of the hood. You can take that off now. Now you can take that off.

Oh, take it off? Yeah. They don't sponsor us. And Aloha from, I knew it was something more interesting,

under San Francisco. Yeah, now we're in, it's from San Francisco to Hawaii. Okay, we're getting somewhere, right? Are you guys trying to get me naked tonight?

May I say I love your outfit. Who's naked? I mean, yeah, but I'm really just enjoying the gradual strip. You know, I really had to get the sweatshirt off.

Your sweatshirt wasn't making me hot. It was, it was like hot. And you know, kind of like, especially after I showed off my garters. So yeah, okay.

So now this is Aloha from, you ever been to Hawaii? No, I haven't. I would love to go. You like to just, have you been to San Francisco?

Yes, I have. I'm from Northern California actually. Oh, really? Yes, I am.

I'm from Oakland. Oh, great. East Bay. Well, I always go to Oakland.

I should get your shirt back on the show, so she can have a little reunion. I climbed up to the top of the Oakland Bay Bridge. Oh, you did?

I did. Oh my God, how was it? Ah, the San Francisco Bay Bridge. Very nice view.

Oh, and the Cacafini Society. With actually the Suicide Club. Oh my God. Yes, but we didn't commit suicide, you're right.

Yeah, I can't do it anymore though, but it was, it was great. It was an aphrodisiac, definitely. Whatever guy took me up there, I would end up fucking him, you know, even if I didn't like him that much.

Because it was so exciting to go up the bridge. It's like, I made it up here, now I'm going to do it. You keep the bridge. Yeah.

Okay, so take your lever up the bridge, boys. And girls don't trust love on a rickety bridge or a high, high up there, you know, that gets your adrenaline going.

It's not the guy or the girl. It's just the scariness. So I do have a question for you. Go ahead.

Where is the best place you have fucked at? The best place. Yes, the best place. That's a lot, you have a lot of options.

I mean, you know, I guess I would say the south of France. Oh my. That is pretty nice. Can.

We'll have a question. Yo wee wee. Wee wee. Actually, we had a beautiful apartment

that used to be a prison or a jail, a little jailhouse overlooking the Bay of Khan and fucking during the fireworks, which are of course every weekend in Khan

in the summertime over the bay with the ships and everything just fireworks, fireworks. And then, you know, you think you come more often than you do because every time the fireworks.

I might have to try that one day. You do. You do. And they have, of course, topless beaches.

They have nude beaches. They have some nude beaches, but not as many nude, not completely nude. Well, not technically long beaches,

like towards the end of Seal Beach, but they don't make a beach. They have, what is that, Black Beach down in San Diego?

They have that. That too. Yeah, that's pretty wild. And then they have the Lifestyles Convention

where people get naked. Okay, so, you know, if you want to get naked, that's fine. I mean, I'm not going to stop you,

but I do want to see the dancing thing go on. Right. Okay. The dancing thing,

I would definitely have to come out these jeans for a dancing thing. That's fine. That's good.

What music have we come up with? I was wondering if you guys could do YG Left Right? YG Left Right? Okay.

I don't know. What do you think, guys? Is that possible? Got it.

Our boys are so good. You know, they might tell their four minutes and 30 seconds that they got their music down. Okay, here we go.

They're fantastic DJs. Okay. Oh, let's clear this thing. Let me give you 10 seconds.

10 seconds. 10 seconds. I need cleaning time. Oh, this is interesting.

Oh. You don't have to get up on the pole. You can just hang on to it to keep your balance. You don't have to get up on it, actually.

Love the booty shorts. Okay, just down here. Okay, here she goes. Chante.

In her little cute socks. And her great body. I hear Chase is parking, so. She likes to twerk in the back, too.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Who wants to? Is this it?

Oh, okay. You are the camera woman. Can we see some? We're disconnected here.

We need connection. Don't show me. Yeah, but we're not showing the webcam. What we're showing is, you know, thighs.

Not even thighs. Knees, basically. And of course, Chris's shirt. Okay, here we go.

Well, at least we've got Trixie's hot body here. Yeah, Trixie. Twerk a little. Come on.

Yeah, yeah. There you go. Twerk it. Twerk it, Trixie.

You know, by the way, Avid masturbator thinks you look hot tonight, Trixie. Yeah, there you go. Here we go.

And we got Chante on the stripper pole in her booty shorts, which are twerking up and down. Yeah. Even despite falling on her bum, she's doing it.

She is twerking. And look at that hair. Shake it, girl. Oh, yeah.

Twerk that booty. Miley, eat your heart out. Yeah. Jiggle, jiggle.

Yeah, she is twerking it. And that's quite a tummy there. Very nice. Legs, legs, legs.

And there she is. Chante showing it off. And here's our official guest. Come on in.

But Chante, keep going. Keep, nope. Let's kind of welcome our official guest with a little display. Here she is.

Oh, yeah. That is for Chase. Chase Ryder, brothers and sisters. And Chante, thank you so much.

Yeah. That was some booty, Chante. Here's Chase Ryder. Come on, sit down in something here.

Let's get this out of here. OK, Chase. Chase, we are so happy to see you here, even though we've only got a few more minutes left to the show.

OK, get on a microphone here. Let's get her in this chair here, right up to this microphone, please. Right here, right here.

Just, and let's get her a headset. OK. All righty then. We all have been between the legs really fast.

Oh, yeah. You know, you can just stay in here. Don't put those mucklucks on. Ooh.

Well, that bra's enough to wake me up. Hot, hot pink on Chase Ryder, brothers and sisters. She is very hot. Her pictures do not do her justice.

She is prettier in person, brothers and sisters. OK. Chase Ryder is absolutely adorable. Chase Ryder is in the house.

Woo! Better late than... Hello, hello. There you are.

Welcome. Yes, I am. Any story behind this? Isaiah fell asleep.

Isaiah fell asleep. My partner fell asleep on me, yeah. Like, on you, literally? How'd you push him off?

I don't know. I just... He's not that heavy. I just...

No, no, no. No, I was waiting out in front of his house for like... Is Dick alone would be hard to... I know.

...to show off in his... But... And so he fell asleep in your house? No, I went to his apartment to meet him

and I was out there for like an hour and he was calling him and... Oh, wow. Isaiah, wake up. Well, anyway, you're here and we are excited.

You are, of course, a brand new, ideal image model. Yes, I am. And, you know, you look great. Thank you.

This is quite a beautiful outfit you're wearing. Thank you. And it's a little vest and a pink bra and black and white mini skirt and some kind of Superman underwear.

Wow. Oh, those are so cute. You know, uh... I got these in Florida.

Yeah, talking to the microphone. Oh, sorry, Florida. Yeah, there you go. I got these in Florida.

Oh, those are very cute pants. Now he shows up. Isaiah is here. Oh, my God.

He woke up or maybe he's sleepwalking. He's sleepwalking. Oh, my God. Drove.

Okay. So you got here or some other way? I drove my car. Oh, wow.

Well, Isaiah, we need to spank him. Oh, man. Can I spank him? Yes.

Absolutely. You know, you fell asleep. You fell asleep on me. You were drugged.

Okay. Wow, we were talking about that. I know. Oh, wow.

LSD. PCB. Certainly not Viagra. Talking to the microphone.

We need a, uh, a hot... We need actually a microphone. Okay. Isaiah is in the house.

Welcome to Bonoboville. Guys. Wow. I made it.

I made it. You made it. You made it. Love me hanging.

How'd you wake up? Um, I just woke up. It's just a feeling. A feeling that you're late.

What? I bet you masturbated right before you fell asleep. Just a little. It's masturbation month.

You did while you waited. Yeah, I was outside your house for like an hour. I was like, what else? You gotta have, uh, something to do.

Exactly. No, I mean, but I'm glad you got here. And, uh, you know, welcome. You're both new, ideal image models.

You're brand new, right? Yep. And so where are you from? Phoenix, Arizona.

Wow. And so what makes you want to be a porn star? I love porn. You love porn.

I've been watching it since I was like 10. Oh, yeah. I love it. I love it.

Wow. We, I mean, it's... There you are looking like you're loving it. Yeah.

Wow. That's hard. This is a picture of... This is a nice picture, actually.

Oh, that is. Yeah. Wow. Spread eagle with such a lovely vulva.

And, uh, ooh, beautiful titties. Thank you. And this is Chase Ryder. Wow.

So when did you start? In June. June of last year. Yes.

And then I started in Florida. How's it going? Good. I love it.

Yeah. And, uh, and you just started with ideal image models? I did. Yeah.

They're awesome. They're awesome management, yeah. Good. So are you here as a PR guy or as a porn star?

I mean, I come with many masks. You do. You have many names. I'm not sure what to call you.

You have many names? I mean, Isaiah. Isaiah works. So I kept the first name just so Isaiah could

disringer bill when people hear my name. But Isaiah Maxwell is a new porn star. Yes. That's the porn star.

Right. How's it going? It's going good. Have you had a scene together? Almost.

Almost. We were right there, but we switched. Yeah, we didn't have the same partner. You were sort of in a, like a group thing and

Yeah, there was four of us. Going and then you kind of missed each other. Yeah, it was two boy girl scenes and we had to switch partners and missed out.

I know. I didn't get long. I was mad. I was just kidding.

Well, I mean, what do you think? Are you going to work together? Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I hope so.

All right. Well, it's masturbation month. So whether it doesn't matter whether you do it together or or not, I mean, are you, how do you like to masturbate?

Um, I love masturbating. It's kind of weird. Like I masturbate sometimes just for fun to go to sleep. I've been late for work because I can.

Right. I just get in the moment and like, oh, just one more time. It kind of hurts. It feels good.

I don't know. Like, do you just use your hand or do you use toys? Oh, I got toys and would you like a new toy?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Where are my toys?

Toys. They're bringing my toy bag. Toy bag. Do you see the toys over there?

They have it over there. Bring the toy bag. Oh, girls just want to have fun. Uh, yeah, girls just want to have fun.

We got different toys here of sorts. And so, no, I don't know if you like big toys. Big. Well, we have big toys.

And we have vibrating toys. But they're all, I mean, they're not all vibrating. This is a nice vibrator. And this is a nice big toy.

And, uh, let's see. Oh, this is for guys. I'm going to use that on you. Can I have that one for him?

Yeah. For being late? Yeah. It's a cage.

I'm going to put his fingers in it. Put him in that. It's kind of large. I don't think you want to try.

Do they have extra large? We have extra large condoms. Um, I don't know about whether that would fit. I mean, that's an interesting cage.

Well, which of these toys would you? We also have a pocket pussy. For the road? Yeah.

Right. You know, if you can't get the real thing. Come on. Oh yeah, this is great for my probation month here.

Can you fit in that though? I don't know. I think we need a toy for you. Right.

This thing looks nice. I don't know. It's crazy. That's a crazy thing.

I don't know. So many choices. What's the rump shakers? The rump shaker.

I'm not sure I recommend that. Oh, I already have that. You like the rump shaker though. I love it.

You like stuff in your butt? Oh, I love it. You do. Well, you could stick this in your butt.

I could. It could be multi-perfit. Do you like this? This is the body and sole.

You know, and it looks like a good material. It is. That's a very. Is it soft?

It's sort of soft. So I got my clip here. You got your clip here. Yes.

Oh, we're going to have to. Yeah. You got to be careful with the. Okay.

Well, let's get a battery for that. I think. And can we have the battery department? It is AA.

And has anyone offered you a refreshment? Would you like a refreshment? No, I would. Would you?

Now, this is a new refreshment we have. It's called Dirty Tequila. Okay. And it's very tasty.

It's actually very. It sounds like bad decisions. But anyway, we do it here with, of course, the salt on the body part of your choice.

Is he doing it here? I got to do it on him. I guess both. You could do it both.

Where's the other one? Not good shots, but. Do you have a chaser? We have a chaser.

What would you like in your chaser? I mean, even water. Okay. We need a chaser for Chase.

Chase needs a chaser. Chasing masturbation. Right. I do.

I chase it. Oh, okay. Chasing masturbation. Okay.

Here we go. Whoops. And it's really very tasty. And it's called Dirty Tequila.

Because I mean, it doesn't taste dirty at all. It tastes delicious. But it does make you get dirty. So, yeah.

That is it. Ladies are gentlemen first. Okay. So first we go with the salt.

Now, Isaiah, you know how this goes. I mean, any body part of the lady's choice, I guess, or the man's choice. I mean, it's between the two of you.

Which body part? We usually go with titties. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to go with the titties.

I can't turn my. See, she already trying to get started on masturbation. She is starting masturbation month. It is good.

Feel it. That is high speed vibration. It's a good piece. That is from Cal Exotics.

This is appreciated. This is a good piece there. And it matches your outfit. It is black and beautiful.

Yeah, play with it, girl. And Pornstar Fan is a big fan of yours. Chase Rider. And well, he's anxious to see, I don't know, something.

Something exciting? Aw. Here's your chaser. Chaser for Chase.

Oh, no. And he's in a. Yeah. So, so Chase Rider.

OK, so who's starting? He's going to. He's going to get off of you. Yeah, he's going to get off.

So you have to present the titties. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. I thought he was going to just rip off my vest.

Well, he could do that. He's all white and so gentle. This is a very consensual show. It's like right now.

Yeah. I know Isaiah is the gentle one, but maybe Maxwell is a little rougher. Kissing on the neck. And those glasses make her look just sort of like a, I don't know,

intern or something. Very sexy. The secretary or the college girl. And he is preparing the nipple for the lovely salt.

Yep. Here we go. Salt. Salt those nipples.

And they are nice and hard. Very hard. You should be watching now on DrSuzi.tv. And if you're not a member, you might join Bonoboville,

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Beautiful boobs. Thank you. Very nice and beautiful body. And here goes Isaiah sucking up that salt.

And that dirty tequila. Oh yeah. Dirty tequila. So nice and beautifully dirty.

And big smile on Chase Ryder's face. Chase's face. Yeah. So nice.

Oh yeah. Oh, we're moving the mic so that you just have a good view of those beautiful titties. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Nice titties. Lovely and tasty. Lovely and tasty.

Oh yeah. And you got the little paws crawling up your waist there. Very nice. Oh, very nice.

The tequila was great too. Okay, so now it's your turn. What do you think? Pull it out.

Oh, I like her. She is forward for a newbie. Yeah. I mean, she's a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show,

but obviously not to sex. And whoa, yeah. That was an appropriate expression. She opened her mouth wide,

even though she's seen it before, still the sight of the king's scepter. He's never been this close to me. Yeah, close.

Oh yeah. Okay. Remember, you're going to make that happy trail. First, you lick it so that the happy trail sticks.

You don't want salt all over my floor. Yeah. Okay. Wet your whistle, darling,

because now you're going to play the flute. Whoa. She is a deep throater. Yes.

Oh, man. She is vacuuming a very large implement, like 11 inches, I think. It's very large.

Now the salt was taken. Now the salt, yeah. Okay. Very nice.

Very nice. And she has lovely hands. And she is, that's a lot of salt. I know.

Okay. Get some of it on the floor. I don't care. Okay.

That is a lot of salt. Okay. Here we go. It looks a little bit.

It's not cocaine. Okay. All right. Okay.

She's ready. She's got her chaser before. And no, you take, well, okay, whatever. Okay.

Do it whenever order you want, girl. Lick it up. Oh yeah. Salty.

It's salty. It's true. That's why you need the chaser. Yeah.

Yes. Feel free to get every inch of that clean. Yeah. Get it, get it clean.

Oh yeah. Suck it right down. Oh, beautiful. And now she's going for the balls.

Testify to those testicles. Yeah. Yeah. Yummy, yummy.

All of the salt is gone. The salt is gone. Okay. Can we have a hand?

I'm like. For that. Yeah. I mean, wow.

I don't know if you can get that back in there. Seriously. I know. She don't have a throbbing for the rest of the show.

Yeah, just leave some space there. Hey, I'm enjoying my view, so I cannot complain. No. Beautiful.

Just beautiful body. Do you like stripper pole type? You do. Can we see something?

Can you get up there and maybe strip off that dress? So we can see your lovely super woman panties that panty boy is very excited about. Here's your vibrator.

And there's that. And yeah. Yo, here we go. Yes.

Here she is, brothers and sisters. Chase. Rider. Damn, damn, damn.

Tell me that body is nice. Look at this body. Beautiful. Beautiful.

I didn't know they made them so nice in Phoenix. Yeah. Yes. So hot.

And she is wearing a lovely little booty short. And of course we're going to have a panty exchange. Yes. Little bit of spanking.

Just a cute little tattoo there of the paws going up the body. Otherwise just this pristine, perfect little body. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Yeah. Sort of all around the stripper pole. Yes. Twerk, twerk, twerk it away, girl.

Yeah. This is a form of masturbation, you could say, twerking. I mean, it certainly gets your sphincter muscles going. Got a lover, girl.

I know how to twerk. Molly has made a new name for white women to twerk. All right. It is masturbation month.

So you could just sort of play with the pole or your toy. Oh yeah, here's your toy. Yeah. Yeah, turn it on, girl.

Oh yeah. Super girl. She is playing with her vibrator for masturbation month. Yes, brothers and sisters.

This is riding the vibrator for masturbation month. Chase Ryder. Oh yeah. Now I didn't have my shot yet.

So I guess I get the other titty. Oh yeah. Oh please do. You should have been in there, Dr. Suzy.

Yeah, yummy, beautiful. Natural. And such a pretty little body, just great. And I said that before my dirty tequila.

Ooh, now anybody would be okay. But honestly, no, she's hot. She is gonna go places. Yeah, especially with ideal.

Oh yeah. All I hear is about how good she is in her scenes. I'm mad that I wasn't in one. Oh yeah.

So we're gonna have a panty exchange. Where's the panty bag? Yeah, which ones? I know.

I already know which ones. I know you. This is the skull and crossbone panties. So strip into and out of.

Here she goes. Chase Ryder. Ooh, perfect little shaved pussy. I love pierced pussies.

Super girl and it is pierced. Show the camera. Yeah, kick that leg up girl. Oh yeah.

And this vibrator has so many features. I've been trying to turn it off. Just what's going on and on and on. It's a very nice vibrator.

It's like, thank you calyxotics. 20 different vibrating motions. Oh yeah. Ooh, look at that pretty pussy.

Oh, and it's got two piercings. Yes. Oh, I have to ask you about that when you get down. But I certainly don't want you to get down.

And that's a perfect A.S. Yes. Oh, spread those cheeks. Woo, chase me.

And she is nice shy with the anal. Mm, no. She loves it. Well, you know, the anus is a pleasure center,

especially when you're talking about Chase's anus. Here, get down here and talk on the microphone now. We have not that we've seen enough of your anus. Okay, put on those panties.

Now she's putting on the 9-1-1 panties. 9-11 panties. Woo, skull and crossbones. Pretty.

So sexy. So sexy. I don't know, you guys. You are so hot.

I'm kidnapping her dress. We're going to masturbate later. We're going to, you're going to masturbate. What do you mean later?

Or now, because here's what's going on. We are going to, you know, technically the show is over at midnight, but you guys got here so late that we're going to,

I know it's his fault. Not pointing any fingers at me. No, I know, I know, I know. It's the man's fault.

For once, it's not my fault. It's always late. Well, he's accepting. No worries, I'm in no rush to leave.

All right, so basically, we're going to just kind of close up this part of the show and then go into what we call the post show, which is basically you guys,

because like we've been talking for an hour before you got here. Yeah, I just do. So, so, hey, you know, how do we reach us?

How? Yeah, definitely. You can reach us on Twitter. I'm at iKingJamesIV and my performer,

Isaiah Maxwell, ISI, AH Maxwell. And I'm Isaiah. I'm Chase Ryder and my Twitter is at Chase Ryder XXX.

Yeah. And it's R-Y-D-E. And you are going places. We're going to have to all chase, chase.

Right. And I hope you have nothing to do with the bank because they're not accepting porn stars these days. I know.

I chase my money. That sucks. Would you please talk to them about that? I have to get rid of Chase, but they love me in there.

Okay. Well, anyway. They cool with me so far. We are cool with you and we are going to really start

celebrating the merry masturbation month of May in just a minute here with Chase Ryder and Isaiah Maxwell. But I want you, my darling listener or viewer, to stay tuned. But tonight I want you to make love to someone you love tonight,

even if that someone is you. And just make sure your hands are clean. Remember what your mama said? My mama said,

clean hands, clean body, beautiful masturbating for the merry month of May. Yeah. Masturbation Ryder. Ride that finger.

Ride that vibrator. Ride that cock. Ride whatever you got, brothers and sisters. And don't come yet and don't go away

because we're going to be right back with the post-show. Can't wait. Round of the day. Can I talk with someone about something we can't talk about with anyone else?

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and now, we're here to talk to Suzy One. Marry masturbation. We are back, brothers and sisters, with the post-show of tonight's show. And, well, my guests got here a little late, so, you know,

they have to really celebrate masturbation month. So, yeah, I mean, would you like to perch here or there? I got you this toy. We should get back into the mood.

Can we have a little mood music? You know, when you get into the mood for masturbating, you know, there's, of course, aroma therapy. You want to burn a candle.

Smells really nice. You want to just kind of get the right music going, and in the case of our girl, Chase Ryder. Well, she hopped up on the table, though.

Yeah, she's got her new panties on. They still have the label. That's how new they are. And they're low-rise, right, which looks good on her,

because, you know, this is a hot body. This is Chase Ryder, Ideal Image Model's new girl. And we have Isaiah Maxwell. Yep, I'm definitely here now.

And, uh, yeah. First things first, I'm the realest, realest, drop this and let the whole world feel it. Got me masturbating, it is.

Yeah. I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physical writing. Go, go, go, girl.

You want a baby, it's like this. Drop it low and pick it up just like this. Yeah. Cup of ace, cup of goose, cup of Chris.

High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist. On my wrist. Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that. Pussy spray it wide open.

Nice, pussy. I might need to see more of that pussy. I mean, I've got a good view of the panties. I think they are soaked with her juices right now.

Definitely. And down they go on the floor. Mmm. Yeah.

Take a whiff, Isaiah. Oh man, somebody going to be lucky tonight when they get these. I might have to enter that contest for these panties

and the drawings. Now, this is the real thing right here. She sucked yours. What about a little tit for tatter?

Tongue for twatter, I don't know. It's all good. I'm not greedy. If we bring it over here.

Bring it over a little. Yeah, a little bit over. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Do that, do that. I'll be there with some change. Whoa. Yeah.

She's so flexible. Oh yeah. Do those piercings make it feel better? Yes, they do.

Oh, she's moaning. Yes, you have to be very soft like a tongue tongue. Yeah, tongue tongue. Oh, Isaiah knows how to use his tongue.

And the way he looks up at her, checking her responses and just turning that clip so beautifully, rolling that tongue. Oh yeah. And she sounds like she's coming for it.

Okay, you got two views, though. Yeah. Chase. Rider.

Oh yeah. Oh, she's so hot. Getting her pussy lift by Isaiah Maxwell to get those glasses. And now we have a little masturbation.

Yeah. I mean, you can masturbate someone else. I know something. I know something.

Foot fetish, foot fetish, foot fetish and masturbation. Oh, he is clicking so good. Isaiah. Oh.

This is now too short. Gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked. We gotta reverse that. This is gotta get a dick and get my clit sucked.

Gotta get a dick and get my clit sucked. That's definitely more than just soft. Yeah, okay. But you know, on the other hand, how about a little

masturbating and turning the favor? Returning the favor. Yeah, with a little masturbation. I could hold that.

But I mean, you have to tell me if I get the piercings. But that feels good. Yeah, right at the butt there. So I know I'm not going to get the piercings.

And I have my juxtapes, leather, lager, finger flogger. Gangsters and strippers. That's pretty much all I fuck with. And some nerds.

She is swallowing that huge Isaiah dick. That is a scepter for the king. Yeah, beautiful. I think you should take your shirt off, though,

because you have such a nice body yourself, man. Yeah, take that shirt off. Let's show those abs, too. It's not all dick.

This is also abs here. Yeah, but it's mostly dick. Yeah, so beautiful. Mm, yes, and this is such a beautiful body.

Both beautiful bodies celebrating masturbation month. You know, sometimes masturbation is something we do alone. Sometimes it's foreplay for fornication, copulation. She is so capaceous, this little girl,

such a sweet petite body opening up for this beautiful big dick, the king. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, beautiful cock, beautiful mouth.

Chase Ryder, Isaiah Maxwell, such a beautiful pair. And look at that mouth. Look at that girl sucking that huge dick. Wow, wow, wow, ow, all the way in.

And get that saliva. Oh, man, that was so appropriate. That was just what's happening. Mm, the head is a beautiful thing.

Any guy loves it. If you don't know how to give it, take a lesson from Chase Ryder, masturbation education. You stroke it, and then you add your mouth.

And by the way, if it's really big like Isaiah's, when you add your hand to your mouth, you can almost make the guy feel like you're taking it all the way in, even though it's partly your hand. If he closes his eyes and you're fully wet, you can, yeah, use the hand and the mouth.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Masturbation training. Masturbation, yes, you can masturbate yourself or your friend.

This involves a little bit of hand movement. Mm, oh, she's sucking it so good. Oh, yeah, and her ass is so hot. This beautiful girl.

Oh, yeah. She is just squeezing that sphincter muscle right around the vibrate. Unfortunately, it's still on. I don't know how to turn it off.

It does go off somehow, but, um, oh, there. It's really very sleek, subtle, unlike this dick, which is just big and amazing. Look at, look at how, look at the match here. It's just no contest.

King Isaiah wins. I keep calling you the king, even though that's your PR name. Let's say Isaiah Maxwell. You're just beautiful.

You're just such a good little cocksucker. Oh, yes. You're just an amazing beauty. You are.

You can do whatever you want. I'm just watching. Do you need any condomania condoms or? I have triple, triple condom.

Magnum condomania. Magnum condom. Yup. Magnum X.

Bluebex. Oh, here we go. I'm sorry. Oh, that was a good one.

Question. She said, how do you want to fuck me? Like I said, masturbation is sometimes what we call foreplay. Or you can just lean back.

Beautiful. Oh my goodness. Houston, we have penetration and such a sweet pussy. Oh, porn star fan.

I mean, I'm sorry we had to remove all the panties, but we, uh, have something better than that. We have pure beauty, just naked human fucking with the condomania condom. Magnum size, of course.

Beautiful, just intense and luscious and lovely and everything you want. Just everything you want. By the way, this is for masturbation month because if you watch this, you will feel the absolute need to masturbate.

You will have to masturbate. This also works on the outside. Yeah, beautiful like that. Oh, he's getting it in that tiny pussy.

So pretty and shaved. Bear, bear shaved. Oh, yes. Oh, she shaved it for you, Isaiah.

I think there's a lot of personal enjoyment here. I mean, there's just a lot of enjoyment. There's just passion and pleasure and, oh, desire, just beautiful desire, just manifesting.

It's that scene that you were in where you didn't get to fuck each other. And now when you don't get to do it, you need to do it. You know, you're getting to feel like you need it even more.

So, hey, it's almost good to put it off. And then when you get it, you get it. Get it good. Yes, it's so good.

Yes, and girls, don't be ashamed to use a vibrator on your clip while you're getting fucked, okay? You need to do it sometimes, especially with a big dick like that.

You need to fucking put that vibrator on your clip and then you open up your pussy to that big, beautiful dick because that's what a vibrator was made by God or Darwin or, you know, the Big Bang or whatever.

We fucking need it and we want it, or unless your fingers move really fast. Okay, oh, yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Just use a vibrator. Oh, yes. Chase Ryder is beautiful, is amazing, is a goddess. And Isaiah Maxwell is the knight in shining armor.

Just with that amazing lance, that rod, that scepter of joy. It's so beautiful. Oh, and she's coming. Oh, she's feeling it.

Oh, yes. Oh, these are the ideal image models. Of sex, yes. Oh, yeah, oh, she's just getting filled to her capacity.

Just fucked deep and sweet. Yeah, let it out. Vocalized. Oh, it's so bad.

Oh, she's feeling it. Deep inside, deeper. How can you go any deeper? This is deep, deep.

This is going up to your ribcage, you know? Deep inside to that sea spot. What happened to the old school rap? Right?

What happened to the old school rap? Folks, did you decide to try to make her like some other kind of music? Doobie Brothers? What the fuck?

They're going at it anyway. Going at it because they're in the zone. They're in the Bonobo Liberation Zone. They are in the zone fucking and feeling and going and into it.

So good, so beautiful. Oh, so hot. Fuckable. It's coming.

Chase and Chase Ryder. Yeah, Chase and Chase. I'm giving it to her good. So beautiful.

Yo, yo, yo. I think we need to, we need to do something. What do we need to do? Two minutes until.

We only have two more minutes. Three minutes of record. Anybody, what are we going to do in the last one? Two minutes.

Oh my gosh, come really quick. So beautiful. Chase Ryder. Isaiah Maxwell.

Oh yeah, so beautiful. Celebrating Master Basin Month with a copulation. Extravagance. Yes, it's so amazing, so awesome, so intense.

We're with you. We're so with you. So here we go. Oh, shooting is hot, come jizzing, spunk, yummy, just nutsack, just beautiful.

Come all over that tummy. Chase Ryder and Isaiah Maxwell and a kiss to seal the deal. Mmm, and yeah, we ended with Master Basin, right? Woo, let's hear it.

Chase Ryder and Isaiah Maxwell, ideal image models. You're not all ideal, but you can all be inspired by the ideal right here on the Dr. Susan Block show. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I'm going to masturbate tonight, or maybe I'll make love with Max.

Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

specializing in sex therapy over the phone, anytime you need to talk, whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination. My world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away, totally private, absolutely confidential.

We listen, talk with you, advise you, role play for you, fantasize with you, no fantasy is too taboo, and help you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism, fears to desires, fetishes to marriages. For more information, call us at 213-291-9497.

That's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web.