ImPEACHment KiNK

Full transcript of ImPEACHment KiNK on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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A-women! Happy kink month! Brothers and sisters, yes indeed. It's our kink month impeach party, small party tonight.

But it is the first Saturday night of kink month, 2019. And yes, October is kink month, having been so declared by our kinky friends at the stock room. Thanks for the handcuff, stock room. For the sake of sales, sex education, and good vibration.

Oh yeah. As the autumnal spirit of darkness descends, whirling like a dervish around Halloween revelry, stirring up adventures, fear as an aphrodisiac, costumes, pranks, role play, and just plain play. Consensual, of course, yes.

No joker stuff, no joker stuff. It's kink month, but what is kink? What is kink? Well, my definition is kink is any kind of sex that Ted Cruz would criminalize, but like on Twitter.

The term kink actually derives from the idea of a bend, a kink, a bend in the system or in something. In one's sexuality, right? As opposed to straight vanilla sex. Did you know that?

No. My assistant, my little devil of an assistant sunshine McWayne is learning things from her mother confessor. Yes, so, yes. Kink is a bend, straight is no bend, no bend.

It's okay, but it's not as healthy really in a way to be totally with no bend, no ability to adapt and change. And get kinky. Now, I guess you could say most fetishes are kinky. You could say that kinky is 50 shades of sexy, but that gives too much credit to a bad film and really an even worse book.

Okay, but kink, I guess you could say it's unconventional sex, but if you're already kinky, then straight vanilla married sex like we have. Well, that's pretty kinky, right? I mean, when we have sex, I sometimes feel it's very kinky just because it's so like conventional. But the missionary can be kinky if you are always doing doggy style, right?

Would bonobos do it? Missionary, they're being kinky. Well, actually they like to do it missionary more than doggy style, bonobos. And no Virginia celebrating kink month does not mean you can't get your kink on any other month or any other time.

Okay, it's not like, oh, I can be kinky all the time. I don't, not into kink month. It's like May is masturbation month. Thanks to the good folks and good vibrations and my dear friend, Dr. Betty Dodson.

I hope you're okay, Betty. September is self love September and, I don't know, February is Black History month. March is the Wibbitz month, I think. I think it's, don't beat your kids month too.

Oh, right. Now, see, that's got to be anyone. And June is LGBTQ month, right? It's my birthday month, but I have to share it with the rainbow flag.

So it's to spotlight and stimulate discussion. Yeah, that's what it's for. So October, pinktober since I'm in pink, is the month to open up your erotic closet and let your kink flag fly. Let your freak flag fly.

Your freak flag, your kink flag, kink and freak are kind of almost interchangeable. So, this is a key aspect of releasing your inner bonobo. Yes, indeed. So, I don't know, maybe it's because it's kink month and almost Halloween.

But the Trumpus, I call him the Trumpus like, you know, Krampus, the devil in a way, a devil's too good for him. Of Christmas, I'm going to have to give him a whack right now. The President's right. What's going on with you?

You're having a meltdown, aren't you? A meltdown. Yeah, melted peaches. Oh, yeah.

We have peaches tonight to celebrate. You know, we're having an impeachment party. It's impeachment party too. And we have some fresh peaches, although I think they're not seasoned.

We have peaches. And I bought the processed peaches and then we have the real natural peaches. I think it over here. I have a client, I'm not going to name him, but he really likes, you know, kind of pouring peach juice on pussy.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually. You know, it's kind of, you know, splash, splash in art. Yeah, shout out to Danielle Watts and Chef Pee Live, stars of Splash in Art. And there's Danielle.

And yeah, peaches and cream, perhaps. But yeah, we're actually into the peaches because we're having an impeachment party. Woohoo! And we got to have a peach to heal the breach and help us preach and teach the value

of impeachment at this very scary moment in American history. You know, we don't know where the peach will go, right? Eat a peach, the Almond Brothers said. And we didn't know what it meant, but maybe it's got something to do with impeachment.

And yeah, it's a risk. It's kind of, who knows, in the shaky hands of the Democrats could backfire with a backlash. Woohoo, right? Backfire with a backlash.

Everybody's afraid of that backlash. And no doubt it could. The Trumpist is threatening civil war. I mean, it sounds crazy.

It is crazy, but hey, his people, his supporters, his minions are very well armed and not just with neon whips, lethal weapons, and they're ready to rumble. Maybe. They say they are.

They could be individuals we know are. I don't know about the army of support he has. Probably not so much. But lunatic individuals.

So yeah, impeachment is risky. And yet, in my peachy opinion, it's also risky not to do it. Oh yeah. It's sometimes, the risk of doing something, it's like leaving the abusive spouse.

It's risky to leave them, but it's also risky to stay. And it may feel more comfortable to stay. But really the risk you take of leaving an abusive spouse or anybody abusive that's with you, it's, I think, better to take that risk than to stay.

And, you know, I mean, because listen, if you don't do the right thing, because you're afraid of the backlash, then you'll never do anything right. You know? You'll never do anything.

You'll be stagnant forever. And impeachment is right. Right now, I think, I believe, it's my opinion. And, you know, not just because the Donito-Trumpino, like the mafioso kind of guy

that Max being from Rome is familiar with. They always go like this. He spent a little time. And then the okay sign, that's the new sign of the mafia, I don't know.

Anyway, it's not just that he did this pressure on Ukraine, you know, like a mafia boss, to dig up dirt on the Bidens to help his campaign or, you know, because Scott Perry told him to. That was what he said most recently. Scott Perry told him to.

He told him to. You know, this is Mr. Topkai. Hey, Scott. My secretary told me I had to put pressure on the president of Ukraine, so I did.

And that is certainly impeachable. That earns you a peach. But there's so many other things that in certain ways, I don't know, I consider worse. I mean, I'm not all about this kind of new Cold War we're having with Russia.

Ukraine is like the football between us. I'm not all about that. I do want to be friends with Russia and all of them, you know. So I'm not against, actually, that is not one of the things that really bugs me about Trump.

His friendship with Putin. Or as they say when they're pronouncing it right. Putin. Putin.

I know. I would say Putin, because he's like. Putin. Pew.

Pew. Pew. It's kind of gross. Putin sounds just as bad.

Putin like Putin. Like Putin. Sounds like Putin. If my last name was Putin, I would have married the very first guy that ever came along.

I've been like you. Come on. Let's go now. Well, you know, Putin has basically married Don.

Don. Trump. Trump. Trump.

And yet, I don't think that's the worst thing. I mean, it's, you know, bromance between dictators. What can I say? Well, a dictator and a want to be dictator.

But listen, he has caged children in concentration camps. He obstructs justice and requires his staff to obstruct justice. He supports racist and of course, wife beaters galore. And he, he enriches himself with taxpayers money and his children.

I mean, these are impeachable things. And these are the things that bother me more in a way. I mean, to each their own impeachment cause, Trump's got something for everybody. And then there's the worst part.

He does anything and everything to exacerbate climate change. And this hurts me personally, right? Some of you who might know me from before my voice got all horse and congested know that I am a victim of climate change and the pollution.

And there's so many more serious victims than me. There's so many people dying in floods and droughts and the Amazon is on fire. And I'm not saying one leader can stop it, but I agree with Greta. You know, we got to do something and Trump is not doing much.

He's doing the opposite. He's doing, he's making it worse. And yeah, Obama didn't really help that much either. The Paris Accords don't help that much.

But rhetoric is important. It's important to believe in life on earth and continuing, you know? I mean, anyway, Trump supports people, you know, his idea of climate change is to put change a few billion into the pockets of his cronies, you know,

who are the real billionaires because he's not a real billionaire. And that deserves impeachment and is war journalists. Jesus Christ. I mean, I think these journalists are crappy because all they talk about is Trump.

You know, so I do think he's right that there is fake news. But because most of it's engendered by him. And yet, you know, you got to support your fourth estate. You got to like encourage them to write something.

And you understand it's not the total truth, but at least it's another perspective. And then there's supporting, of course, Saudi Mohammed Bonsaw bin Salman. Almost said bin Laden because he's probably cousins. But anyway, he kills enough people himself, bin Bonsaw, right?

Speaking of journalists, of course, Jamal Khashoggi is his most famous victim, but the amount of people he's killed in Yemen is beyond, beyond belief. And, you know, it's interesting to see the Houthis fight back with Iran's help, of course. And not kill Saudis.

Well, maybe they killed a couple, but not too many. Not like the Saudis have killed in Yemen, but they did, you know, disable a bunch of oil wells. What was it? They disabled a bunch of Saudi machinery.

Expensive stuff. Stuff that the United States gave him. Sold him, excuse me. He did pay good whatever kind of money they have in Saudi Arabia. Takes a lot of peaches to buy a bomb.

So then there's, of course, taunting your enemies like a schoolyard bully. There's kind of coercing people into staying at your hotels and golf courses. I mean, these are all impeachable, okay? All worth a peach. And there's got to be a lot of peaches by the end of counting this up.

Unfortunately, I don't think the Democrats are going to count all this up. They're just going to focus on this Ukrainian thing, I guess. But the lies. Lying in public more than 12,000 times. According to the New York Times, who loves Trump, they write about him all the time.

Yeah, they write negative stuff, but still they're all about it. And a lot of their opinion writers are sort of covert Trump supporters by saying that lefties are too left. And that we've got to kind of respect the support that Trump has.

I respect the people, but I don't respect their support for Trump. I know a lot of people that support Trump who I respect and I love and I care about. But I don't love and care about and respect their support for this peach-headed liar. And yeah, he lies so much he can't even have a press secretary anymore.

They can't keep up with his lies. So it's true. So now he gives his own press briefings. Do you have all that? They all cancel each other out. They couldn't keep up. They were talented people.

I mean, I kind of hated them and I disagreed with them. But I have to say, you know, the juggling ability, amazing, but they couldn't do it. So now he gives his own press briefings on the White House lawn. He doesn't call them that, but that's basically what they are.

I'm surprised that The New York Times doesn't acknowledge this is where the press briefings are. Okay, now they're going to steal this from me. You heard it first here. On the Dr. Susan Block show.

Thank you. October 5th. That's right. When they start saying that Trump is holding his own press briefings on the White House lawn,

you all know. And not only that, he's his own press secretary and he's his own whistleblower. Who needs whistleblowers when you got a mouth like Trump? You know, he talks about filthy-mouthed wife.

I'm a proud filthy-mouthed wife. But he's the one with the filthy mouth. And not only that, he's just constantly being his own whistleblower. You know?

We have a caller. We have a caller. Charlie thinks he's a sissy. It's not my brother.

That's very peachy. It could be. Maybe it is your brother. Hi, cousin Charlie.

No, brother-in-law Charlie. Okay, so I'm going to take a brief pause. Better be brief, Charlie. Yeah?

But I'm going to get back to Trump in a moment. Who's wearing your panties, I'm sure. Are they peach-colored? They're pink.

They're pink, close enough. I, myself, am in pink. It's pinktober. That's why he got inspired to call because of all the pink, right?

Pink rhymes with cake. So, Charlie, is this the first time you're calling? Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Well, welcome to The Doctors Who's A Block Show. Thank you very much. Sorry, I'm just very nervous.

You're very nervous? Yeah. Why are you so nervous? Because I never told anybody about this.

Oh, really? Never told anybody you wear panties? No. Are you wearing them right now?

Yeah. Okay. And they're pink? Yeah.

Hot pink or light pink? Like, hot pink. Hot pink? Oh, like me.

Ruffles, lace, silk. Fug or full? Fug or full? Hot shorts.

What? Full butt. They're like, booty shorts. Booty shorts, okay.

Oh, booty shorts. I like booty shorts. Yeah, booty shorts are cute. Okay.

Do you have a cute butt? What's that? Do you have a nice butt? Uh, yeah, kind of.

Kind of, yeah. So I can hold. Yeah. Do you like to feel your own butt

when you're wearing panties like that? Yeah. Yeah, of course. And so you never shared it with anybody?

No, this is actually kind of new because I've been watching hypnosis videos. Oh, so you're going to blame the hypnotist now, huh? Yeah.

That's okay. You can blame the hypnotist. But we know that this is something you've liked for a while.

And maybe you just haven't acknowledged it. And don't steal panties. Oh, right. Please don't steal panties.

The panty boy judge. Are you a panty boy, Charlie? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, there's a judge who's also a panty boy. I call him the panty boy judge. Actually, Sally Mullins was on the show

where we first talked about him and she just called him the panty judge. And did you watch that show? I was unable to.

I just signed out your show recently. Oh, okay. Well, on that show, I say there's nothing wrong with wearing panties, with sniffing panties.

But what is wrong is stealing panties. It's stealing what? Stealing. Thou shalt not steal panties.

Okay, they didn't say panties in the Bible. But they mean it. They mean don't steal panties. Stealing panties is like stealing, you know,

a few bucks, I mean. Or it could be a woman's favorite panties. I don't know. Or maybe she's too poor to buy more panties.

They're expensive. No, wait. I got to find out before I get really into this. Are those panties yours or did you steal them?

I bought them. You bought them. All right. Charlie, you're my man.

Wait, I won't say you're my man. You're my sissy panty boy. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

You could be my sissy panty boy and sunshine. Yeah. Yeah, so what I meant with these videos, they actually made me feel like a lot more into it

and I actually bought more than just panties. Oh, you bought a whole outfit? Yeah, I'm actually wearing it. Like a baby doll?

Yeah, it's like a fishnet song. A fishnet? A pink shiny dress. Oh, I have a pink shiny dress.

Charlie, you and I are sisters. Except I'm superior. I'm your mistress, your panty mistress. Yes, of course.

Of course. You are my panty boy and I'm so proud of you that you bought your own panties. And yeah, of course, when you're hypnotized,

you know, you watch those tapes. I mean, I think it does encourage you to let your cake flag fly. And I don't see anything wrong with that.

I think it's okay as long as you're not hurting somebody. Are you married, Charlie? No. You are over 18 though, right, Charlie?

Yes, yes. Okay, because I mean, you know, I'm not going to say that people under 18 don't have a sexuality.

They do. But I only talk to people over 18 because it's a fetish of love. I only want it.

Yeah, okay, good. Well, you have a young voice. That must be because you're such a sissy. How old are you?

I'm actually 25. 25? Oh, you're not well over. You're still young.

You're still young. I'm your cougar, baby. Woo-hoo! Me and Sally and actually,

and Sunshine, all of us. Where did he watch this? He said he was watching this. Where are you watching?

Are you watching on our site? Yeah, I was watching, but I couldn't really hear you, so I just came to the call.

Oh, where were you watching? Oh, just on my phone. I didn't need that. On my site or on Facebook?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, on your site. On my site. All right. Yeah.

So Abe, my fabulous engineer, somehow he can't hear, which in this case got him to call, so that's okay.

Well, yeah, it was just hard to hear both. Well, that's not good. We need to be very easy to hear. We have a new system tonight.

I will say that, which sounds good to us, but I don't know, obviously you can't hear.

This is the phone problem. The phone problem. Well, at least you're using your phone as a phone and calling me.

Did you have any questions for me? Or did you just want to make a confession to your mother confessor? Well, it's still about the...

about the video is actually making me... it's like it's going a little free and distressed. Is it getting you scared?

Yeah. I see. Well, do you feel like... I don't know if I would use the word addicted,

but do you feel like you almost can't stop yourself from watching them? Yeah, and they're making me... they're making me realize something else.

What's that? Well... Are you playing with yourself? It's okay.

Miss Max is playing with his son. Oh, yeah. I'm very nervous. Okay, he's nervous, Max.

He's a nerd. Don't be nervous. He's trying to tell a confession here. Confess to your mother confessor.

In these videos... Don't be nervous. It's telling me that to worship a big black cock

and female domination. And they specifically said it should be like an African-American penis? Yeah, because they have bigger...

You know, what can I say? That's kind of a stereotype. Let me just say that right now. I'm not sure...

I'm looking at a black man. I haven't seen his penis, though. But I just feel like that's very stereotypical. Come on, prove it, prove it.

And yet I know that a lot of sexual fetish and fantasy is based on stereotype. Even just getting in touch with your feminine side

is based on the stereotype of panties. And so there is this idea that black men have bigger penises. And some of them do, some of them don't.

I've seen black men with very small penises. But I guess in general, maybe the African-American is a little bit bigger in general.

That's why there's a lot of, you know, sports heroes that are African or African-American or African-European. Okay, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, what does... They're tall. They're tall. They're football, you know. Having a big penis makes you better at sports.

Maybe that's true, but that wasn't what I was saying. No, I was trying to... What I'm saying is, when you're bigger in general, you're going to have a bigger penis.

But not all of, you know, I mean... Well, some little guys have some huge... That's true too. I'm totally generalizing and stereotyping.

Excuse me, it's very politically incorrect. And yet I do know there is this feeling. There's this feeling. And of course, in porn,

one of the most popular genres is interracial. And mostly that interracial is black men and Caucasian women. Or I guess, I don't know.

You know, it's so kind of racist. It's kind of hard to talk about. I feel bad for the black women as an Asian man. They should have more Asian men.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. All the Asians. Yeah, they should have Asian men and black women porn more.

What do they say about Asians? Yeah, I know. I was going to say, because if you search big white penis versus big black penis,

they just like... Even they look different. Like, you know, like bigger. They're not like...

I guess the majority maybe. I'm just gonna show you what you just said. You're saying that because they're black, they look bigger or because they're just...

You search for big penises and they all look bigger than yours. Well, not only that. But that's true too, right?

They look bigger than yours. If you search big white penis, there don't be big. But anyways, there's big black penises.

They're enormous. You know, John Holmes was like... He was 14 inches. He was a white guy.

Oh yeah, I heard about that. Okay, but I'm not trying to discourage you if you want to have a fetish for big black penises.

It's fine. It's fine. Although, you know, all I would say is when you do wind up giving one head,

be nice. Be nice. Don't be racist about it. Where do you live?

Where do you live? You have another caller, too? Uh-oh. I'm sorry, you have another caller?

I do, but I'm going to finish up with you. Where are you calling me from? I'm on New York. New York.

Upstate or Manhattan? Manhattan. Really? I'm surprised in Manhattan.

Okay. But anyway, Charlie, I'm going to have to wind it up with you. So, you know,

do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend? Yeah. Girlfriend? A girlfriend.

Uh-huh. And she doesn't know anything about this? Well, I mentioned something to her, and she actually came a little bit obsessed

with the idea, and then... Oh, she came up with this. Okay, so between her and the hypnosis, the hypnotist?

And those are actually her words that, like, I was like, I asked her, why don't you search big white pants?

And she's like, they're not the same. And then that's like, that was her words. I see. So this is your girlfriend.

But she's not to say, well, but it is the hypnotist. But also, I try. Like, I didn't tell her that, like,

I have a profile, and someone messes with me, but that's where I'm like, I don't know if she's in there.

So here's my main thing to tell you that you didn't ask me at all. But if you go out, I'm just telling you,

because I'm going to have to wind this up. So Char, I'm very supportive of your wearing panties and the fishnets and everything.

Have yourself a blast. Let your king flag fly. I'm also supportive of you interacting with men sexually

if that's what you want. Practice safe sex, make sure they wear condoms because it sounds like you're going to be the receiver.

Make sure they wear condoms. Even if you want to swallow their ejaculate. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure that's part of it. But still, you don't know these guys. Make sure they wear condoms. And also, try in your public discourse

and even private, you know, to, you know, be, I mean, interracial is one thing, but just be aware

that these penises are attached to human beings. Yeah. All right, darling? Of course.

Just like the panties are on a human being. It's okay to fetishize something, but just always keep in mind it is a real person. You know what I mean?

When you're with the person. Yeah, yeah. Unless you're just doing a fantasy in which case, you know,

have yourself a ball. But you are on a show. This is not a private call. So we're basically interacting

with a bunch of people. Right? Yeah. We're basically.

So anyway, you were very interesting. So keep in touch with us. And yeah, I'd like to hear what happens.

Practice safe sex. And try not to be too racist. And call us back and tell us about it next. Well, lame way to say it, right?

But I mean, I don't know. It's like, it's hard to talk about. But somebody's got to talk about it. And I guess that would be me.

Do you have a caller still on the line? Junior. Okay, we're going to talk with Junior. Okay.

By Frankie. No, what's his name? But this is Charlie. Charlie.

Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. By the way, Charlie's a good sissy name.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know. So, okay. So I'm going to talk with Junior.

All right. Here we are on the Dr. Susan Block Show. You can call me at 626-461-590. And I'm trying to talk about Trump.

But people keep asking me about panties and, you know, big black cocks. People want to talk about penises. I'm more happy.

He's on. He's on. Hi, Junior. Yeah, I was going.

Is this Dr. Susan? Yes. Good. Good.

How are you? Hello. Hello. Can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me, Dr. Susan? Yes, I can. What do you want to talk with me about, Junior?

I was having a work fantasy. I'm kind of talking about the woman that I work with. Oh, yeah. What kind of work do you do?

I do, like, just basic, just auto body work and stuff. Body work? Out-of-body. Out-of-body, no.

Auto body. And you want to work on her body? The women that work inside the office, the office part. Oh, right.

Not on the actual cars? No, no, no, no. Well, I don't know. I've known some sexy women that work on cars, like porn star Bonnie Rotten.

She started out working on cars. But anyway, so you've got a fantasy or an interest. What do you have? And so does she have a boyfriend or do you have a girlfriend?

Currently, I don't. Currently, you don't. All right, well, so you're single. Yeah, I'm single.

And how about her? And I also fantasize about you, too. Oh, okay. Doesn't everybody?

Sunshine is looking for a raise. Oh, yeah. So I'll give you more peaches, honey. I'll sleep my way to the top.

Okay, so you fantasize about me and you fantasize about the woman at work. And is the woman at work married? I am. Is she?

No, she's not. Okay. So is this like dating material? Would you like to perhaps, you know, go out with her?

There's a possibility. Okay. Or do you just kind of want to talk about how you like to masturbate to her? Yeah, how would I talk about that?

You would like to talk about that? I like to talk about it. I can hear the shakiness of your voice. It's funny.

Into it. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm here trying to help you actually have a real life relationship. But that's okay.

If you're not ready for a real life relationship. Can I, would I be able to meet you in person or not? Me. Now we're back to me.

You're going to work on my auto body. I want to meet back. This is the in person. Okay.

Well, you never know. I have a person. I want to see if she can watch me jack off. You want to see if I can watch you jack off.

I can. I've watched a lot of guys and girls jack off. So why not you? How can I?

No, I want to be able to meet you. Yeah, I hear you. Well, I'm saying that, you know, maybe you will. He can do a webcam and a webcam.

Yeah, I could watch you on webcam. That's true. Real life. You don't have to watch Max.

What do you care? Just between me and Junior here. Junior wants to show me how he jerks off. You know, that's fine.

I can, you know, critique your technique. Oh yeah. I could help you. I could maybe make it better for you.

No, I'm not going to do that. No, no, no. None of that stuff. No messaging on Facebook.

First of all, I'm not really on Facebook anymore. I know that I broadcast on Facebook. Actually, my staff does that. But, no, you can't message me on Facebook.

So how can I get a home of you? Well, you know, I bought, I mean, you can. Do you want to be a client or you don't have any money? I mean, do you want to be my therapy client?

Oh, you do. Okay, then just call the number during the week. And I can help you to improve your masturbation techniques so that you'll be like a masturbation superstar

by May's Masturbation Month. Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously.

Everyone can improve their masturbation technique. Oh, really? I'm a sex educator. Sorry, I already thought I was good.

I'll find a lesson one-on-one in person. One-on-one. No, in person? Not with me.

Dude, I already told you a hundred times. You said one-on-one, not one-on-two, Max. Oh. Okay.

I'll watch you on webcam. Okay. You know. Now, in person, you know, I guess you'll be auditioning

to do it in person, you know. So you never know. Maybe I will invite you to masturbate for me in person. Sorry.

Okay. So, but in the meantime, yeah, you can consider the webcam session to be kind of an audition.

And then how do I just tell them that I want to get a hold of you? Yeah, yeah. Obviously, I'm doing the show right now.

Okay. But I will talk to you another time. So you take care, Junior. I got to take another call.

Okay. Okay, darling. You take care. I will talk to you, maybe.

So, you know, I've been taking all these calls. So I haven't had a chance to really introduce the subject of this call that I'm going to take now, which is actually a planned call,

which is our guest, the fabulous Femcom, Sally Mullins, aka Jamie Foster. Sally is a comedian as well as a porn star,

where she's Jamie. But I don't know if she's ready to go on, but yeah, welcome. Happy Kinkbutt, Sally.

It's Kinkbutt. October is Kinkbutt. Pinktober. Oh, cool.

Oh, that's good. That's good to know. Yeah, it's a new month. I was on the show last month.

That's true. Right. Right. It was self-love, September.

So now it's Pinky Kinky month. And even the presidential election is getting kinky. Yeah. Yeah.

Right? A BDSM affair with a young Marine. Yeah. So let me just bring my audience up to speed,

because, you know, not everybody is as tuned in to the press announcements of the constant liars, Jacob Wall and Jack Berkman, as I am.

But these guys lie about everybody that's left of Joe Biden. And they just like make up affairs. So the latest one is that Elizabeth Warren, who's running for president, of course,

is having an affair with a very hung-built Marine. Well, actually I don't know if he's hung, but he's built. Who's this? Elizabeth Warren.

Oh, Elizabeth Warren. The senator from Massachusetts. The one running for president. Who's running for president.

Right. I like that. Who's almost as good as Bernie, you know. She takes a lot of Bernie's policies.

But, you know, she needs a little bit of sex appeal in a way. She's kind of schoolteacher-y, which turns some people on. But now that we know she's a cougar, it turns a lot more people on.

I don't think you're going to hurt her any. No. No, that's the funny thing. Talk about backfiring.

You know, Jacob Wall's up there and he's saying, you know, it's really not right for a presidential candidate to be having an affair. Actually, it's not even an affair because he said

that her husband's okay with it, that they have an open relationship. Okay, so I'm failing to understand where's the insult here. Where's the, what, what, what,

he's saying something bad about her. What is he saying this for? Well, he just figures that everybody's like a super prude, except he supports Trump.

So the people at the press conference were going like, well, what about Trump? So he goes, well, he's an alpha male. So that makes it okay.

But he's afraid that Elizabeth Warren can't handle the tension of having an affair with a built marine who showed the journalist the scars on his back from her beating him.

And then, you know, also said that he beat her. You know, so I think he couldn't get his story straight, actually. He couldn't really, he couldn't compose himself. He was sort of like cracking up.

Like he probably agreed to go along with it, but then sort of fell apart. Like he was getting excited by this story? Oh, I think he wants, he's hoping Hollywood will cast him

in a movie. Oh, that's what he thinks. I think so. He's like 23 years old and, you know,

has a really hot body and everything. He's very hot. His name's Kevin Welley. Welley, Kevin Welley.

So, you know, I mean, if I was a Hollywood producer, I'd put him in a reality TV show at least. You know, put him on an island with a bunch of cougars. You're right.

You're right on that. Maybe he would even be in your movie, Sally. You know what? You should contact him.

Offer it up to him to reenact the actual occurrence. He might want to do it. Who knows? I think this is an amazing idea.

You were so amazing. I'm going to try and track him down because I hear he's on Instagram and I'm going to reach out. I'm going to be like, for $500,

would you like to make a porn and show us, you know, how Giz on Liz, you know? Giz on Liz. EDSM angle?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. He would totally jump on it. If you gave him the offer, he would be like...

Now, for those of you who didn't watch the show we did with Sally Live a couple weeks ago, well, you got to tune into the archive. It's called Cougar Equinox.

So check it out. Okay, Charlie? Can you check out the show now? Now, on that show, we were just speculating, you know,

that I mean that you might do a porn parody where you would play Elizabeth Warren because you sort of have the same... Now, here I go, sounding racist again.

Coloring. I don't know. You're both Caucasian sort of reddish-haired women. And, yeah, I mean, now we know she's a cougar.

Well, we don't know. But we do know she has a sense of humor about it. Yeah, she handled it really well, and I looked him up, and he is hot, and I definitely need to reach out.

I mean, the only reason I would even like I want to do Elizabeth Warren porn is for years my fans have been telling me I look like her.

Like they brought it to my attention. Really? Oh, okay. Yeah, well, you do.

I mean... You were born for this, Sally? You are. You are. You're slim.

I'm on it. Who is your guest? Is that Sunshine? Oh, okay. This is Sunshine.

Let's just say Sunshine has a bowl of corn flakes here because we had four guests scheduled for tonight. And, well, one of them canceled a couple days ago because he missed his flight.

But then the other three canceled like two hours before the show. And so we're going to call them flakes. Yeah, that works. Two hours before...

I'm eating the flaky flakesters. Well, yeah, let them eat flakes. When I get these glasses and this wig from Amazon... Oh, I can't wait.

It's coming on Monday or Tuesday. I'm going to come on the show. Yes, yes. And you need to get a pants suit.

Yeah. Well, I see what she does. She puts a jacket with black pants and like a black, you know, blend shirt.

And so it's going to be... Or she puts a cardigan over it. It's not so much a pants suit. It's like she layers stuff.

So this is really going to rock. Right, right. No, you're right. You're right.

It's not a pants suit like Hillary would wear. Wait, with the magic jacket. Yeah, it's not so much that it's more like the black underneath and then like the red or the peach or the...

You are paying attention to detail, girl. Yeah. No, that's good. That's good.

Into her role. You're into your role. You are going to do well. And you know, I mean, a few more details.

He said that he was her BDSM sex slave or master or whatever. He couldn't figure that out. And that he had sex with her and a female friend.

So there's that, you know, for the little threesome. And he did it with a cat and eye tails and a lime green strap on dildo. Okay.

So immediately when I heard lime green strap on dildo, I thought of Sean Spicer in the green lime green mariachi shirt. Look it up. If you haven't seen it yet.

Sean Spicer, really. The former press secretary for the Trumpists appeared on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, yeah.

In a lime... And he looks like a dildo, I mean. Oh. Right.

Now was this guy Kevin Wally Whaley or whatever saying that he took a strap on from Elizabeth Warren? It sounds like it. I mean...

That's a lot to own up to. He said that she asked him to bring things and he got them on Amazon including the lime green strap on dildo. Oh my God.

And you know, here's what I have to say. If she can dominate a hunky marine, well more power to her and maybe she can make Trump her pussy ass bitch.

She pretty much already has. She's handled this with an amazing sense of humor. And as far as the marines like, you know, that's... I mean that's hot.

And she's already... She's going to start putting money in my pocket as a porn star before she's even elected. She's helping the economy as far as I'm concerned.

We like her to that. Do you have a lime green dildo strap on? Probably can find one on Amazon or I can... Yeah, yeah.

You get the same one. I mean this is just your to-do list. Oh, his name's Kelvin, not Kevin. Oh, it's not a Kevin.

I put in Kelvin. Yeah, you're right. Kelvin Wally or something, yeah. Who names the kid Kelvin?

Someone who knows that he's going to be a Cougar's bitch. Kelvin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm a Bernie bro still.

I am. And yet, you know, Liz takes a lot of her stuff from Bernie and I like her and I like her even more now and she slapped him down.

I'm talking not about the Marine, but about Jacob Wall who is such an ass and Jack Berkman with a tweet and I'm going to read the tweet.

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston.

Go Cougars! Yeah. We need to cancel student debt to make college fee for everyone who wants it.

So she stays on point with her political message. She doesn't miss a beat and yet she gets in. Go Cougars! And, you know, it's perfect.

Perfect. Come back. Go Cougars. Yeah.

I really, I really like her now. I mean, I did before, but now I'm getting to know more about her and, you know, I'm really excited.

Tuesday, I'm going to film a POV blow job scene as her. Oh! Yeah.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'll send you guys some photos and keep everyone posted.

And then as soon as you want me to come back on the show as her, maybe I can do some, you know, live sex. As soon as you can, really.

You know, after all this, this thing, I don't know how. You can, your friend that you bring on, you can dress him up as a Marine, right?

Right. Yeah. Hey, listen. He would be terrific.

He's now on the show. It applies to people. Yeah. I mean, I'm reaching,

I'm going to reach out to this real Kelvin guy, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Probably his work.

Well, you know. I wonder what he got paid. He didn't say he was her only one. He kind of, he said that she found him

on an escort site. You know. Oh, okay. So is he trying to say that she paid him?

He kind of said she did. Yeah. In fact, he did say that. It took him a while to figure out

what she paid him because, like I said, he had a hard time staying on script. Yeah, exactly. And I don't think Jacob Wall gave him enough information

about how he's supposed to play this. But yeah, I mean, when somebody asked him, like how much would you pay? And he kind of thought about it for a while.

And he goes, a thousand. Oh, God, please. Right. Well.

No woman has to pay. I mean, all a woman would have to pay for would be discretion. And he clearly knows nothing about that.

He probably doesn't even know what it means. Right. Right. The whole story doesn't make sense.

Well, he... Unless he tried to embezzle her or something or... I don't know. I just don't believe it.

Although... No. I hold out hope that it's true. Because it would...

That would make her so much more badass. Yeah, she did it. Yeah, right. She's kind of badass as it is.

No, how she responded was super badass. Yeah, exactly. I'm not even going to let you get on my radar. I'm just going to...

But, you know, if she can keep this going, it's Cougar 2020 all the way. Oh, yeah. She can...

I mean, it's going to come up again. And I'm sure a lot of guys now are more aware of who she is just because of this. And a lot of guys are more aware of what a cougar is.

Oh, yeah. You know, I mean, I can't believe Jacob Wall puts a sign outside of his... I don't know whose apartment it is

or somebody's... Yeah, I just saw that. And he's like out on the lawn. And he puts a sign out that says Elizabeth Warren.

Cougar. Cougar. It was like an ad for one of your movies, Sally. Right?

It's good PR. It's fantastic PR for her. And it is for you too. He was really trying to insult her by saying Cougar.

I thought Sally might have paid him, actually. No, I'm just kidding. I thought, really, this is an advertisement for Sally for, okay, excuse me,

for Jamie. For my porn. Jamie, what's your last name? Jamie Foster.

Jamie Foster. Is that who's going to be doing this so people know what to Google? Yes.

I'm going to do it as both. Okay. I'll do it as both. I'll do it with whoever has me,

but I'm definitely doing porn as Elizabeth Warren because you came up with a great title, Jizz on Liz. I did.

I did. Can I get a little... A small credit? A small credit?

You're going to get a credit. Yeah, I worked out. Okay, maybe a little bigger credit, like as big as a lime green dildo.

So, yeah. I'm so excited about this. I really, really am. So, Sally Mullins, comedian,

is also a porn star. And yes, you do remind me, just because your name is Sally, and because Sally Maher was the mother

of, jeez, what now? His name is spilling from my mind. Lenny Bruce. Yeah, yeah.

Of course, Lenny Bruce. The original, like, sex and comedy guy. And she taught him that to some degree. And I met her a few times.

She was a friend of her friend of mine in the early 90s, or 80s maybe, late 80s. And incredible woman, may she rest in comedy?

You know how they say rest in power, rest in pleasure, rest in... Yeah. Rest in giggles, you know.

Rest in giggles. But she was great, and she combined sex and comedy. And so do you.

And I know you have a porn persona, Jamie Foster, but the way that you integrate sex and comedy, it's just a beautiful thing.

My porn is ridiculously funny, too. Can I just say if anyone's in Palm Springs, if any of your viewers are in Palm Springs, I'm at the Zozo Hotel Zozo

next Friday, the 11th in Palm Springs. Oh, wow. Come see me. I can get anyone comped, too,

if they want to be a guest. Oh, okay. Very good. You know, I almost thought you were going to say you're there this weekend,

and you were going to set up some dates at the hotel. I don't know why that came into my head, but... I'd love to do that.

And then there's that. So she could set up some dates for that weekend as well. But, you know,

check her out at the comedy store. Oh, yeah, at the comedy store. Yeah, every Wednesday and Friday, next Wednesday and Friday,

or actually next Friday I'm in Palm Springs, but yeah, next Wednesday the 9th, I'm at the comedy store. You know, they can definitely check me out anytime.

Oh, and Dr. Susan, I put a photo of me naked hula hooping with you on Twitter, and they said that it was a harassing tweet,

and they blocked my Twitter account for like four days, but then I got it back. It was insane.

Who said that? Jack? Twitter. They suspended my account.

Because of the hula hooping? There was no rhyme or reason to it. They said, all it said was that I was...

we closed out the show, I said with hoopla, and it was naked hula hooping. And, you know...

You didn't tag me. That was the problem. You should attack me. No, I don't get it.

I mean, I thought... I put on... I mean, all you're doing was... you were naked.

You weren't even having sex. I know. You're allowed to put it on Twitter. I've made way more graphic nudity,

and I tried to appeal it, and then they shot the appeal down, so then they just had me remove the tweet and they reinstated my account.

It was so ridiculous. That's crazy. You know, the world is getting very crazy. I mean, I'm hoping impeachment helps,

but it's beyond Trump, folks. There's insanity going on. And social media is a big part of it. You know what I'm saying?

Because a company that elected Donald Trump already had a lot of problems. Exactly. Because I've been, like, studying her

some of her vocals, and, you know, I'm going to definitely have some photos for you guys on Tuesday.

All right. We're going to be excited. Yeah, yeah, you got to get the voice. What is Elizabeth's words for herself?

Yeah, she definitely... she doesn't try to, like, yell. She uses her upper register, and, you know, she speaks emphatically,

but not overly emotionally. Like a teacher. Yeah, she's a teacher. She's a teacher.

She has that teacher delivery. And I think you're, you know, you have that school teacher kind of vibe. I mean...

Yeah, I can pull that off. Yeah. Pedantic kind of, like, but not... Yeah, she's great.

She's cool. I like her. I think she'd be great. I think we'd get a real chance

with a great person, but we missed out on with Hillary. But... Corporal punishment for you, Calvin Welley.

Oh, I'm going to find him. I'm going to track him down. Yeah, track him down. All right, well, keep us posted

and come back on the show. Whenever you want, Sally, Jamie. Because we love you so much. We love you.

We'll have you on whenever you can make it. So, you know... That sounds really cool. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be back as Liz. All right. Yes! Your friend is going to be a sailor.

Yes. I'll wear red, white, and blue. All right. Oh, this will be fun.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to have a good time. Love you.

Bye. Love you guys. Bye. Hi.

Gopinobos for Sally Mullins, AKA JB Foster. There you have it. And there you have it,

Cougar 2020. I mean, like I said, I am a birdie, bro. I love birdie,

even though he had a heart attack. I mean, in a way I love him more, but I know it's a risky situation

to talk about risk. He had a heart attack. But he seems all right. He...

He did that little video, and I love him, and I love his policies, and I love his history,

and I love who, you know, he's been for decades. Elizabeth Warren, you know,

she's a little bit of a jady come lately to the progressive thing. But, hey, I'm for her

if she's the Democratic nominee, and also, and also, also that.

Yes. I do find her cougar-ness to be very enticing, and I'm for that.

So, okay. So we've gotten a shitload of calls, only one of which was arranged. And so,

yeah, I'm happy about that. I don't know if it has anything to do with the fact that we don't have any guests tonight.

No, we're doing great. I mean, but why are people calling, and they're people who we can hear, as opposed to-

Well, we have a, we have a new system. Oh, we have a new system. That's right.

We have a new system, yep. All right, so, check out our new system people, brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, give us a call. Obviously, we talk about all kinds of politically incorrect stuff,

and other kinks, and politics, and sacks. So, call us.

Our number is 626-461-590. And we also have a toll-free number, in case you're cheap. And that's 1-866-289-7068.

Okay? So tell us what's on your mind, in your heart, or between your legs.

Panties. Huh? Or you want a lime-green dildo. Is that racist to lime-green people?

I don't know. But anyway, Sean Spicer is a lime-green person. You've got to Google him.

If you haven't seen him in Dancing with the Stars, it might make you throw up lime-green fluid.

But it's funny. It's come on. And actually, I have to say, he's not as bad at dancing

as I thought he would be. I have to say that. But it's kind of crazy. So, what was I talking about before?

I was talking about Sean Spicer, and Sarah Sanders. Sarah is now at Fox News. You know,

you either become a flamenco dancer or you go to Fox News. Well, he's not a flamenco. He's on Dancing with the Stars.

So I wonder if, if what's his names? Who's the one that Trump just threw under the bus?

Perry. Rick Perry. Oh, Rick. Whether he's going to be

on Dancing with the Stars or Fox News. Could go either way. Anyway, so,

Trump is not just his own press secretary, but he's also his own whistleblower. That's what I was talking about.

You know what? We need a whistle here. Oh, yeah. Okay.

We can whistle. You're a pretty good whistler. Yeah, we can go. Okay.

So, now, the Trumpist doesn't just lie and deny, which, of course, he does,

but he also confesses his crimes. You know, he's his own whistleblower.

He called for China. He said he was on the phone with China or something to do the same thing

as Ukraine. So who needs a whistleblower when you can blow your own whistle? It's almost like a guy

sucking his own cock. Like, you know, I've had guys do that on our show.

Oh, really? And I had, you know what? I don't want to be racist again,

except he was an Asian guy. Okay? So that made him more flexible? I don't get it.

Well, his cock was big enough. I'm just saying, his cock was big enough for him to suck it,

and he was flexible as well. So these stereotypes, they're stereotypes. And yes,

the most extreme people, just like the basketball players, or let's see, what's an extreme Asian thing?

Doctors? Anyway, I guess at the extremes you might find these stereotypes,

but there's a lot of people in between. And I say this so that, you know, you just temper

your imagery a little bit. Well, maybe you can't temper your imagery, but your language, I guess.

I sound like Elizabeth Warren now. Temper your language. Okay. Okay.

So, anyway, Trump, Trump lies and denies,

and, and of course, you know, Clinton lied,

whereas, it's a big white dildo. Yeah. Clinton said,

I did not have sex with that woman, and then tried to spin it that he meant sexual intercourse, as opposed to a blowjob.

I'm sorry, blowjob is sex, Bill. He also said I didn't inhale, right? Yeah. That was another one of those,

you know, fudging things. And Tricky Dick, of course, lied all the time.

And was he the one that said, if the president does it, it's not a crime? But none of them would just like,

come right out and go, yeah, I called China. I committed an impeachable offense.

They don't say that. But Trump does. And I got to say, hot-headed.

He's hot-headed. I got to give him another whack. But now it's time for impeachment.

Right? I should just stick a peach. Side view is not going to be good.

Well, maybe it is. Okay, maybe it's good. If you can see it. Okay, yeah, peaches.

It's hard to gag him with the peach, though. We have to get, okay, we have to gag him with the penis pacifier.

That's it. So, so there's this new book out that says that

Trump when talking about how to make the border more secure said,

can we, like, build a moat and put alligators and snakes in it? Seriously, did you know about that, Max? The alligators and snakes thing?

I did indeed. And did you know that he tweeted, I never said to fill a moot because he spelled moat wrong

with alligators and snakes. Anyway, it's a moot point. You're getting impeached. So there.

Right. I always wanted a house with a moat. Yeah, with alligators and snakes. Oh, that wasn't a joke.

That's, like, seriously, one of my little kid dreams. But you can do that. No, I mean, like, a real moat

with, like, creepy things. I just thought it would be cool. Like, maybe you live in a castle or something and then you have a moat around it.

Well, I mean, like, a nice body of water, but were you going to fill it with alligators and snakes? Well, snakes are cool. I used to have pet snakes,

but they were not poisonous. I think Trump wants to put poisonous snakes in there. Anyway.

So, you know, I'm going to get serious for a minute. Like, why? Why does he keep doing this?

Why does he keep compounding his impeachable crimes? I mean, is he a dunce like the hat?

Is he an evil genius? An unstable evil genius? Is he a con artist? I don't even think the word artist is good enough.

But in a way, he's all of the above. But really, primarily, Trump suffers from a disease.

And I am a therapist. It's called athluenza. You ever hear of athluenza?

It's kind of like the flu. Except instead of being because you have too many germs, it's because you have too much money.

That's right. The Trumpis has suffered from athluenza. I was going to guess one of the narcissism personalities. Yeah, he's a narcissist.

But I'm not a therapist. But, you know, that's very specific. And I'm talking about a disease

that more and more people are catching. Which is one of the reasons he's successful with his criminality. Not just among the deplorables

that Hillary talked about, but among his fellow rich people. You know? Too much money.

And athluenza is one of those diseases that it's not so much you suffering from it. It's the people around you. You know?

That's like a carrier, right? Like, he carries it and then everybody else suffers. Everyone else suffers.

I'm sure his family suffered to some degree, although they caused it. You know? Bringing up a rich spoiled brat,

turning him into a rich spoiled bully. And he's not held accountable for anything. So he genuinely believes he is above the law. But he isn't.

That's what the peach is here to remind us of. He is not above the law. See, too much money. Makes you stupid.

So tax the rich! It'll make them smarter. Guaranteed. Okay.

Well, we've got ten minutes. Okay, let's do Bonoboville Communion with peaches. Yeah! Yeah, okay.

We're going to do Bonoboville Communion with peaches. No, Betsy came from Bonoboville. Oh, Betsy wants some peaches. So, uh...

So we're going to use this dildo broom somehow for... Huh? Well, I think what we're going to do... Okay, we're going to use just one.

Oh, that's right. So at this point, well, we can keep the Facebook camera on while we organize ourselves.

Also, I have this magic dildonic vibrating broom for kink month, and I specifically for Facebook, put it wrapped up the dildo

in a scarf. And, yes, it's sort of like the Harry Potter broom that they had in, like, 2002,

where, mmm, it feels good, actually. It's got a vibrator in the middle, and that was a vibrating broom that...

But the little kids started having too much fun with it, and when they were in their rooms for five hours at a time, their parents complained, and Mattel took it off the market.

But I feel that it's a great thing for adults to have your magic dildonic vibrating broom. It has a dildo in the front, lime green, if that's what you prefer.

The broom in the back can, you know, kind of give you a spanking. Spank with the broom. I think this is the new tradition,

spank sunshine at the end of the show. Spank sunshine, right. Here we go. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Spanker with the broom. Uh-huh. And, of course, it has the fabulous dildo in the middle.

So we'll explore it more through the course... Vibrating dildo in the middle. Oh, right. Vibrating.

The vibrating part's the most important. Exactly. For me, anyways, the vibrating part's the most important. I think I'm going to ride it some more.

Yeah. All around the room, riding the broom. Ooh. Yes, and so, you know,

you actually can order one from us on our website. Somewhere, right? We have the magic dildonic vibrating broom.

We do. And one day we'll sell so many that we'll be able to make them in China. But maybe Ivanka Trump can give us a...

What do you call those things that you get in China? Well, anyway, she has arrangements with the Chinese, and so maybe she can help us out. And then we can give her that

so that she can pork daddy. Right. He might let her do that. Okay.

So it's now communion time. Hang on. Here we go. And here we go.

We have two. There's only two of us. Okay. And the salt.

Right. So what are we going to... How are we going to do this? Are we going to put the peaches on our titties?

Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. No, I think that's a good idea. So we don't need salt.

Oh, you combine the peach. Would you talk in your microphone, please? We have brand new microphones. Oh, yeah.

Okay. So now... We have us licking the nipples and then putting the salt.

We peach liquid the nipples. I got you. I got you. Okay.

So... But we're still going to drink the agua. Oh, yeah. That's the most important part.

Right. Okay. I'm not going to let you pour because you always pour too much for me.

I try to get drunk. I'm always trying to take advantage. I'm always looking for an opportunity to take advantage.

Okay. And... See, when I look up at the camera, I wind up not pouring.

So... We are ready. Now I only have the one camera. Okay.

And... So... I guess... Should we do it one at a time?

Sure. You want to be the altar girl first? No, we... Actually, I would get down there.

I'm going to peach your nipples. Okay. So... We'll just have the peach.

Oh, but we should have Trump somewhere near us. Like... Let's get Trump. Just take him off of the chair.

Just take him off the chair. It's okay. You don't need the hat. Yeah, there you go.

There you go. Okay. But he does need to have... He's very nervous nowadays.

He does need to have his... pacifier in his mouth. Because I will not allow him to speak in Bonoboville.

There you go. You know, I wish there was a way to shove a peach in his mouth. Let me try.

Here. It's too big. It's too big. That's what she said.

See, I don't want to break his mouth because, you know, he is my voodoo doll. Let's see.

We could just lay him down like this at our feet and put the peach.

So now I need something here, like that. Okay. Here he is.

Don't breathe too much. But here he is. Rrrrr. You just moved out.

Thank you. Okay. Okay, so here's the peach. And now...

Don't touch it. Don't touch him. Okay. Okay.

He's impeached. Right like that. Okay. I don't want to touch him.

I'm going to crawl around here. Okay. So now, I'm ready for

my Bonoboville communion. So now, move the broom. It's a lot of juice.

Definitely. Okay. Now, a sprinkling of salt to combine the

sweet. See, impeachment is sweet. And so are peaches. Okay.

So now, here we go. Oh wow, that's interesting. I was thinking it would be like sweet and sour, right? Definitely sweet and sour.

It reminds me of a Chinese restaurant. I'd be so racist tonight. That's terrible. It's because Charlie started it all.

Delicious. Okay. So, yeah, but,

okay, step over. I get on the ground. I'm the one that took the communion. We've done this so many times.

And every time I still... Good thing I have a cameraman. Yeah. Can we move him?

The peach bell. Oh, the peach bell. So, we're learning. There's going to be a lot of impeachment parties to come.

So... Okay. Here we go. The impeachment party.

He kept the peach in his mouth. We did it. Whoa. Max, you were shooting my fillings, weren't you?

Okay. If it makes you feel better, you want to look at all my fillings? No.

Oh, now she's showing her fillings. Well, yeah. It makes you feel better. See all my fillings? This is like deep inside.

Deep inside. Yeah. It's good to have a cameraman that also doubles as a butler.

Okay. So, now you lick me. And... Peach. Oh, here.

Here's the peaches. It's so juicy. Just a little bit because I have little nipples.

Tickle, tickle. Impeachment is so ticklish. Oh, yeah. Salt.

Exciting. Lick. Happy impeachment. Happy kink month. It's totally very sweet in sour.

Oh, I better wipe it off. You didn't get it all. You slobbered a little.

But that's okay. Okay. So now... Oh, how communion with for the devil.

And you got waterboarded. The nobo style. Yeah. Are you going to make one of those

faces you love to make? Yeah, I'm making them now. Okay. So, you know,

that's it, I think, for the show. So, you could bring the Facebook camera back

so that we show the peach. And actually give me the can I have that peach? I'll have

some of that peach. You can have your flaky cereal. Yeah. I don't want the peach that's been in Trump's mouth.

Okay. Okay. Well, we're starting with a bang,

actually, well, ending. Yeah, it's the end of the show. Actually, this show went faster than usual

even though we didn't have guests because our guests flaked. Flaked.

Now, one of them called a few days before, so it's not you were talking about out there and I'm not going to name your name. I'm also not going to name the name

of the people that actually flaked. There were three of them. Well, we can't talk. I'm eating them. Right.

But, you know, we had a nice impeachment party and we had peaches and peaches are sweet. Mmm.

It's a little mealy. Actually, this one. But we're gagging Trump here with a peach

because he's getting impeached, you know. I think this is really the kind

of symbol of being impeached is to be gagged with a peach.

So, like I said, peaches inflakes great. Impeachment is

scary, but if you never do anything scary or risky, especially around Halloween,

then you'll never really do anything worthwhile. So now's the time, brothers and sisters. This is the time.

And it's kink month. And so we're excited to celebrate kink month.

We're excited that Sally is going to be playing Elizabeth Warren in the porn parody Jamie Foster.

So exciting. She's so perfect. This is exciting. And we love peaches. You know.

So, we just want to say, you know, life's a peach.

Be good. Be happy. Try not to hurt anybody. Including yourself. Make like bonobos.

Not baboons. Be a peach. Not a peach head.

And make love. Let the flakes get you down. Let the flakes get you down and let your kink flag fly.

That's right. Whether you wear panties, whether you like, you know, have a fetish for people of certain races

or persuasions or sizes. By the way, speaking of big cocks, black or white

or Asian, I have a new video that's called Real Big is Too Big.

Because this girl is calling me a young girl but she's married 21 years old.

Her husband is 9.5 inches and because he's pretty big, not the biggest, but pretty big

and he's young and he doesn't know how to use it for her pleasure. So she suffers, you know, and they've got two kids

and I try to help her to angle it and do different positions and I give her all kinds of little sex tips as how to deal with the big ones.

Because bigger is often not better in real life but a lot of people's

eyes are bigger than their holes, you know. So the holes can't quite take

what the what the eyes get excited by. So anyway, watch it.

It's Real Big is Too Big edited by Gideon and yeah, make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you, I love you. I love you. We love you.

We love you. Peaches. Peaches with party. Happy cake fun. Do you need to talk with someone about something

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