Kegel Tug-O-War!

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So Uh, yeah, what is it today? I just found this out. It's International tug-of-war day

It's also international hat falling off your head day But we're gonna figure out what to do about that in a moment, but tug-of-war day. I did not know this but my very Curious show producer Teja Souter told me this that this is international tug-of-war day

And we'd love to celebrate holidays here, you know, I mean when we don't know what else to talk about So, uh, yeah, we're we're we're gonna celebrate international tug-of-war day with rope and a snake

Well, I don't want people to tug on my snake That sounds funny I Don't really mean that

Of that way actually this snake is very delicate. She's just shedding a little bit, but she's over it She's just a little neurotic. So she doesn't shed all the way at once, but animals Play tug-of-war tug-of-war is a sport that is older than humanity that's right

it's not like Baseball and football these complicated sports of course sperm wars kind of plays football inside the human Reproductive tract of the female, but that's a whole other subject Right now. I'm just talking about basic sports, you know tug-of-war is such a basic sport

Animals play it. I mean not just the human animals, but you know dogs they'll tug over a toy And sometimes it's for real. I mean, I guess when it's like a piece of meat, but if it's a toy It's just a game, isn't it? It's just like us They play sports just like us

And of course bonobos do bonobos play tug-of-war with all kinds of things Vines and Other bonobos. Yes emotional tug-of-wars They are also very interesting and

provocative The threesome is a tug-of-war, isn't it? it's uh a little more challenging and

Often more exciting than a twosome, you know when you've got a monkey in the middle someone to fight over Dynamite Right evie. Oh, baby, baby anyway, uh, it's international tug-of-war day and uh, and yes

We have a different way of celebrating international tug-of-war day. We're hoping This is actually clean, but it you know I don't know what that is, but that's what happens with these uh latex dildos. They always get these things on them Anyway, we are of course going to coat this

Thoroughly with condomania flavored condoms, but um, we're thinking about doing Uh Right brothers and sisters Just like what you heard

a Kegel muscle tug-of-war Could be good

right, I mean Kegel muscles are very very important to a good Sexually healthy life Right kegel muscles. Um, by the way just in case you don't know. Well kegels are that muscle

That is uh, your sex muscle, right? I mean, it's also called your pubococcygeus muscle You know your pc muscle that isn't all that pc It's a little politically incorrect although you could be doing your pc muscle exercises in um, You know class or at work or anywhere because usually it's a very internal

Exercise That is unless you're a guy with a heart on And then everyone can see your pants moving. Yes, your uh, your kegel muscle or your pubococcygeus muscle It was kind of discovered in a way. Um

At least papers written about it by dr. Kegel as a way for women to Have an easier time with childbirth is to exercise this muscle, but it's also sex muscle It also makes orgasms happen and uh, and if you Exercise it and you're a woman you can more easily have an orgasm if you're a man

I would say You can more easily control an orgasm So anyway, yeah, if you don't know where it is It's that muscle. Well, maybe I should ask my

Guests If they know where it is Hmm. I'm sure they do well one of them does but we'll see if the first one that guesses does Oh, I think I'll just throw it out. This is going to challenge my engineer. Um,

Hey, Andreas. Okay, so if you want to tell me All about your kegels Raise your hand pubococcygeus muscle pc muscle squeeze and release

and squeeze and release You know where it is Okay, we now that that wasn't a raising of the hand that was a sticking your hand Between your legs, which is probably more interesting, but nobody knew you were going to do that

So the camera's not there. Okay. You've got your hand between your legs. It's there. Yes. Well, it's the sex muscle, right? Yeah, so this is now kitty twinkle toes here. Okay. She didn't raise her hand. She's wearing latex Oh, I know some people that would just worship that Whole get up. Look at this ass in a latex skirt the cut out ass and the latex gauntlets. I love

I am wearing a little bit of latex myself Uh latex sort of pink Uh, what is this like tape? You know, and uh, so it's a little bit of a latex night

I sort of felt that from the tug of war theme. So obviously you did too So now tell me about your pc muscle twinkle toes. Um, well, I was pointing it out. Um, I believe here You got it in the hips that that's awfully wide. Uh, yeah, I mean, you know, you got the general area right right down there Uh, yeah, yeah, okay general area. That's a good. That's a good thing. Oops

And uh, yet I think we need to get more specific Anyone I feel like I'm a professor in kegel class Anyone want to get more specific? All right, put it on me then. Uh, here we go

kegels are that muscle that you squeeze When you want to stop yourself from pissing, right? You're pissing and then there's a fire alarm that goes off or Somebody knocks on the door. You're in the middle of the piss. You got to stop. You got to go So you squeeze this muscle

It's also the muscle that you squeeze when you feel like you have to go But you just don't and you you know, you hold back. That's that sex muscle also It's the squeeze muscle. See squeeze it. Are you squeezing it class? Yes Squeeze and release

Yeah, you clench it inside. It's a way to it can feel really good It's like masturbating from the inside Oh Yes, I'm more love herself is here tonight

She is back. I'm more of the hilton family. Yes. Welcome So that's my question to you is the more that you you know, your flex your muscles down there Does that make you somehow tighter? Does that exercise your you know, your vaginal muscles and make them, you know, big and mighty Very good question miss hilton and yes. Yes, and yes

It does all of that. I mean if you just have a lot of sex then your kegel muscle will exercise on its own Because when you orgasm, that's what's happening, you know and build up to orgasms you you could say You can say amen sister. Amen Okay, yeah

And so you're doing it kind of automatically anyway, but certainly if you exercise it It increases your ability to uh hold back if you want to hold back, you know by squeezing Or sometimes it's a question of releasing Because if you hold back hold back hold back then you've got to have an orgasm

But sometimes you want to hold back that orgasm so you just release a little bit And then you're sort of building yourself up up up until that orgasm finally comes because you can't hold back any longer And it's so so big because you've really exercised your pc muscle Well, yeah, well then we can get nice and strong down there. Yes. Yes, absolutely

And when you want to like hold a a cock or a dildo or Or a little one of those little barbells inside of you. That's what you squeeze you squeeze your your pc muscle, you know, I mean The girls are nodding. How about the guys? When you when your cock is hard and you want to move it around like you're trying to

Impress your girlfriend without Touching it. What muscle do you use? You kind of wiggle it around The pc muscle it's right between your balls And your cock

It's kind of the taint. It's not quite it's above the sphincter muscle The sphincter muscle is a whole other one, but you know, that's a good muscle too for that matter We got a sphincter tug of war. I mean, you know, the sphincter is the ass muscle that I mean There's several sphincter muscles actually and and they clench they're also involved in orgasm

And uh, you know, I mean you can just take it all apart in your mind and drive yourself crazy But it's actually really fun because like sometimes when you're sort of not in the mood For sex and your partner is which happens quite a bit when you're a lovely lady such as many here Then perhaps you might want to get yourself into the mood by simply doing your exercises

It's like yoga darling except it happens from the inside and it really you know, rears you up Maybe yeah, and for guys, you know exercising it it teaches you to control Your erection and your ejaculation just a little bit more. I mean it's always going to be somewhat out of control, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be fun, but it gives you a little bit more control. It's an exercise. Okay, so doctor

Yes, can I pet the snake? Uh, yes, if you're willing to get a little shed all over you. Yes, okay, you could you could you could do that Here we go. So men and women have the same muscle, right? Uh, yes. Yes. This is uh, fuzz Right now speaking right. Hello fuzz. Bonjour. Yeah. Thank you for having me back. Right. You were here last week

And we had such a good time and best deal day that here you are with our ballerina who's now going to play with the snake Yes, and that is eve from the garden of eden Hello eve Yes, can I bite her apple? Go

Well for apple, but not her. She's you know, very sensitive, but she can like Ride around on you and look good Yes, so uh, so yeah, so What was the question? Uh, men and women same muscle. It's the same muscle

Yeah, but you know, I mean It's in it. It's in the same place. I mean if you consider Like it's inside Of the genitalia

And for guy, it's easier to verbally say where it is. It's it's kind of Above the balls at the base of the cock. It kind of moves it around Now I'm pretending my fingers are very little cock moving it around and uh, and it it Like I said when if you're pissing

And you squeeze that muscle it'll kind of pull it back So, you know, and it's the muscle that pulsates When you have an orgasm when you're you're feeling that boom boom boom boom That's the pc muscle pulsating away and uh, and yeah, I mean it's also called the kegel for women

They don't call it that for guys because I don't know they just don't it's it's associated with pregnancy and uh, I'm giving birth and if you have strong kegel muscles or pc muscles, then you'll have an easier birth supposedly I mean There's a lot of other factors

Like how big the brat is but You know Right So, uh, so anyway, so yeah, so we're we're gonna, uh, hope to uh, exercise our kegel muscles in some fashion

But if you're listening to us, uh, live or not live You can certainly start exercising away And squeeze and release Yes, and squeeze and release 10 times in the morning 10 times in the afternoon 10 times in the evening at least

And before sex Okay Uh So gosh, I have two special guests here that haven't said a word yet. They're just exercising their kegels right now

And uh, and having a good time with it. I can tell because they're smiling And the first is um my good old well not old but antiquate. No, I mean, um long time friend Can marcus Yay

Erotic art photographer extraordinaire Yay, hi Ken. Hi there. Is my mic on? It is. Yeah, it is. It is. Thank you for having me again Well, my pleasure to see you again. It is such a pleasure to have you here And uh, gosh, we've known each other since the hollywood hills days of the vilapia chair

Before the hollywood hills days Oh My memory doesn't go back that far The fabulous penthouse apartment up on top of wilshire boulevard with a view that you would kill for

Yes, right near the playboy mansion, right, right? That's our second place. That's how far back we go Wow, that's a bad and of course I've known max since probably before you were born Oh Yes, of course

Wow, this guy here, all right Is one of the great great photographers of our time My time and his time We're legends in our minds. No, he's fabulous incredible

I'm gonna eat a cookie And you kind of know each other through bob guccioni, oh cookies are these that's actually how we met for bob Through bob guccioni. Yeah a penthouse magazine. No, are these like special cookies or can I get these to everybody? Uh

I think you have to earn a cookie Earn a cookie drop your cookies see we give you cookies and that way we can follow you. Yeah. Yeah, that's right We made these cookies He made them. Oh

Oh, these are justin cookies. Yeah. Mm the good Okay Anyway, Ken marcus and now I go back. I know you almost have my fucking life. I know That's something or what?

It's great to have you here. Always. It's always a pleasure to see the both of you Yeah, I was afraid you were gonna ask me about my kegel muscles. I am The problem is I I left them in my car In the safe the kegels are in the valise

Exactly, I think heaven forbid I should need them tonight. Right, right. Well, uh, You know, um, you can you can always just use hers By hers, I mean your lovely companion here that you have brought or that she has brought you I brought her this evening. Yes. Um, you're okay. I think we invited her and then she said I want to bring Ken marcus

But I drove It's a tug of war. No, uh, so here she is jennifer best. Hello Very nice to see you This is very unusual in that you are the only

Virgin To the speakeasy At the microphones tonight everyone else Has been here before I'm getting my cherry pops

How about your kegels? Did you leave yours in the car? No, I didn't. Yeah, I've been doing kundalini yoga. Oh, I can get a rise. That's all about the kegels I mean it's about all kinds of things kundalini yoga. I used to do that. Um, I mean Well, I mix it all up now, but I guess I used to sit with a bunch of kundalini's that used to like say

Chant these crazy things for hours Naked sitting cross-legged and I don't know never having sex, but anyway, I don't need it. Well, yeah, I did Which is why I kind of left. Yeah I did I did I needed it. I got really frustrated

I actually joined up with the kundalini's because I thought that's where you had the sex And you know like the buddhist type. Oh, so you didn't have the organ? The organ it's a rising. Oh, yeah, sure But I mean I can masturbate too and I like that

But I sometimes I like to you know have a partner or an orgy or something And that wasn't happening at the kundalini ashram that I was sitting at so but anyway, that's cool. Did you do it? I think that's very cool. How often? um

If I can three to five times a week. Wow, and you have this rising idea or gas that comes from the kundalini Will you describe that for the ignorant amongst us? It's all the benefits of rubbing one out without getting sore And you do it from the inside

It's it's it's a lot of mind stuff that I'm not going to pretend in a but you do the pc muscle exercise It's right. You do. I mean that see when people tell you That they're coming without touching themselves and they often are and people can do that but there there's a little trick It's not just the mind over the matter. It's the pc muscle

That they're squeezing To kind of help along that that thing. It's it's not totally the mind although maybe sometimes But I think usually they are squeezing and releasing their pc muscle. So good for you and tell me more about you Are you a porn star? I am

I am just new this year Who are you with are you signed with anyone? I am I'm with oc modeling. No, you're welcome. Thank you. Yeah And this is a more who are you with besides the hilton family? Who am I here with tonight? Uh, well, I don't know. I mean when you said who are you with you asked her she was with

My own benefit I'm glad if you're not with anybody. I'd like you to be with me Yeah, you look very sweet and I know we're going with the pink thing the pink thing Yeah, the pink sweet thing. I'm not so sweet though because I got the leopard thing going because I was thinking about the animals and the tug of war and the

You know the leopards tugging and mooring and stuff But you look like a like a sweet little Just a pastry Yep, I'm the sugar. You're the spice. I guess that makes everything nice to some extent

That was very well put. So what have you been up to since we saw you asked miss amore? Well, I was on playboy radio yesterday, which was fun. I had a good time on spice radio That was very exciting. Who were the hosts yesterday? It was adrian, I believe Adrian with a rura mires the comedian and a new actress bailey curran who's starring in new

Zombie horror flick coming out this year Zombie horror. Oh, I think we had some horror oriented guests here tonight. They're very special That we're going to talk to in a minute, but go on. Yeah, so she is doing her first nude scene ever. She's never taken as much as a Naked picture, you know taken any, you know, not even the mirror with herself

And she's very conservative very sexy but very conservative And she said yeah in the scene that I'm doing I have to run naked Through the thing I go. Have you ever been naked in front of a camera before and she goes no and I'm terrified Wow, so she's gonna get her nude pictures pop. I effort to take them for her. You know, I did

All kinds of So I was the professor last night I guess right I guess Yeah, well, uh Well tonight, uh, are are you uh in the mood for learning to uh

Really exercise those pc muscles I'm interested in watching these girls exercise. They might they might drag me in there. Right, right, right, right, right, okay You know me. Yeah, I know you I know I know I shouldn't even ask these questions, right? All right, so now, uh, how's my snake doing? Oh, she's fine. Yeah

She's fine. Okay Yeah, she she seems to like the latex because it's very smooth and you slide along and she doesn't get stuck on anything She's very relaxing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She is she's a she's a tranquilizer sometimes But you have to stay awake and make sure she doesn't like that's what I'm doing

Kind of uh, go behind you Now I have some interesting guests, uh, who are here on my couch So I'm wondering if I could get, um Let's say two out of three of the uh hot ladies

This is a tug of war. Oh, jennifer is very good. She's impressive Yes, jennifer. Oh, yes jennifer. Wow. And look at look at this outfit jennifer has on Yes jennifer is tall Right, I think or wearing very high heels

How how tall five six five six, okay So you can just kind of march along or or if you will just uh, you know, walk like you're in a runway or something Either either way they're in front of the couch or behind the couch, you know, if people grab you There's no sexual harassment claims. It just happens. So you move around back there

Or you could stay there or something. Oh I think someone grabbed her. Okay She grabbed someone back there That's that's the one one of the guys that I wanted to put in the microphone

Can you kind of haul them over here then to a microphone? How about that? All right Okay So brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

Uh, uh, come up to the microphone leather face In your face Hey Welcome to speak easy. Hello dr. Susan block. What a pleasure. What a pleasure to have you

What a pleasure to meet you. Oh, wow, I feel like I'm getting the wild ape into bonoboville here I don't know what that is, but I'm all for it. Yeah Well, I don't know you're probably just a pussycat, but you rip people's faces off and more Wow, wear them on your face. Wow, that's that's really kind of I mean, I love masks, you know, as you can see

Oh, you know, I noticed that I'm a real mask Dare I say freak? I love masks. I I like getting the life mask taken and then you know with the with the paper mache and so And so, I mean there's something eerily like compelling about all kinds of masks

So leather mask Oh, but that's that's just so creepy. Oh my god. Uh, but anyway, uh, but I'm happy to have you here Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here. Wow. How did I get you here? Anyway, I mean, you're sort of uh coming here representing Something that I came I came here at the invite of my good friend david burtolino david burtolino

By the way, where did jennifer go? Well, it's a fancy thing you outside the rainbow Jennifer, you're supposed to be coming up here outside the rainbow Yeah

Yeah, because i'm gonna get david on one of these mics and one of these other lovely ladies might maybe could come up here And give up a mic. So david is here representing deep throat the play that is right the the theater play the show the what do you call it the the play

the sex act The political operative deep throat means so many things in our lives. It's really really like quite a You know an archetype at this point deep throat, right? So, uh, I can't get any of these ladies to get out of their seat You want me to get up?

Amore is busy on I hope you're tweeting about the show at least. Of course I am. What else would I be doing? Then that's okay. Okay. By the way, we now offer sex sex Therapy which is hard for me to pronounce But uh, in addition to telephone sex therapy and webcam sex therapy

At the dr. Susan block institute if you don't know what sex therapy is Look it up. Look at this outfit. Oh my goddess Wow, I think about like cannibalism here, but don't you want to take a bite of that ass? Oh, yeah, you bet I want to see jennifer spank that

Okay. Well, we're getting there Uh, I would like to see one of that that microphone there. Yeah, uh, maybe get the microphone off of there So now, uh, sir, uh, david, um, I would like for you to assume that microphone Oh my gosh. Hi there

So Deep throat. Yes the the play play right and it got great. I haven't seen it. I have to confess But I've heard some good reviews. It got great reviews and uh, and hey, I mean deep throat is

The, um, you know 20th century archetype of uh, of so many things So what drew you to it besides a love of blowjobs? Well, I uh, I met somebody who Was involved in the production of the movie. Yeah, and uh, and under social circumstances he explained how he And his partner made this movie for $25,000 and it grows 600 million

Wow, so, uh, when I heard that I listened to his story and I said you need to do a book or a play or You need to expose this as a you know You know the thread behind the movie so I helped him

and uh worked on it for a short window of time and gave him the rough script and um He asked me what my fee was. I told him I did it gratis

And so he sold it back to me with the rights to the name for a dollar And so I produced it off Broadway and it was a it was a nice hit. It ran for a couple of months And uh, and now we're opening here at the zephyr theater In january and uh, we're gonna start casting in september, but we've already cast for ronica heart in one of the uh,

Oh, yeah, great. She's a good friend of ours. She's been on our show for a while, right? Herschel Herschel savage plays the famous director jerry damiano Ah And ron jeremy is the guest judge who sentenced the cast to five-year jail terms

Wow, so you you're casting all porn stars or a few heart. It's just great. You're employing all these old porn stars I mean not old again But what is this? This is some doll here Oh

Wow, what a doll. These are your dolls Ah, okay. Let's see this doll here. You squeeze the chest. You squeeze the chest. That's one of the items in our, uh, press kit Where's the microphone? Where's our microphone? Wait, you squeeze the chest or you pull this out just squeeze the chest What I just

Push her teeth She's Give me her he knows how to squeeze the chest properly I think she's doing a deep throw at the same time. I tried to talk. He said you have to squeeze not caress

Yeah, we're spanking Oh, there she is She's here too, baby. So these are our deep throat dolls. Yes, and here is the lovely minette Chocolat hello, minette. Minette is now tweeting for us

Radio Susie one by the way if you're if you're following us on twitter You guys twitter is out of date by the way you guys have got to get your twitter together Okay, these ladies know about twitter here. You got to get it together but in the meantime we uh, we have minette on twitter and uh

And she says panty boy One of our fans would like to know are jennifer and amore And kitty wearing pant. Oh, he knows kitty's not Wearing panties right now. If so, what kind?

Well, of course you're wearing panties That must mean he's not watching. I don't know if we should tell him. No, okay Here's what you need to do. You need to watch panty boy Okay, and look at these cute panties that jennifer is wearing. They're uh, they're very very floral a black

Very delicate Floral with lace. Yeah, you can model a little bit and she's got a big bruise on her ass. Jesus. Yes. Oh look at that Oh my god, it's pull those panties up the crack Oh my god

This is a rough show I'm scandalized. We haven't even started yet Wow, can I have the microphone? I mean, I'm sorry jennifer. I'll be easier on you next time, baby Oh, wow

Amore you heard her was that ken that bad ken marcus that did that? Of course. Oh my god All right. Well, uh, those panties but I I must apologize. It was just a quick job. I could have done better Yeah, I've had better You have

Really? Okay. Well, I'm glad you did it quickly so you could get to the show on time Yes, and we're going to continue this somehow. I think or somehow back and forth I mean, this seems like spanking is a is a is calling to us. We have this ass here and this ass there and Every ass

Yeah, right and a lover a lover of spanking We remember I'm pretty sure you smacked my booty a couple weeks ago or was that I smacked your bat booty, right and I have a juxt letter letter spanking spanking device here A uh, oh, and where's my riding crop? I have one somewhere around here. Don't sit on it. Yep. There we go

Nice sound. All right And tug of war tug of war. How are your kegels? How are you doing with kegels? Very strong very strong All right, this girl is ready to go All right, have you ever witnessed a kegel tug tug of war? No, man. Any of you? No, okay

All right, uh, I think you know I'm I'm the kind of hostess that would like to Share a drink with those of my guests who are of age And uh and can uh imbibe and and not an alcoholic. I mean you are not an alcoholic because the drink is

Okay, right. Okay. So, uh, so in fact the last time you were here, we didn't have it, right? No, we didn't have this special drink and this is what it is. Uh, I'll tell you what it is It is the drink that teja Is going for for everyone

Yep, yep teja. What is she doing? There she is Deep throat look at this I Okay, oh, we have toys for you too. Oh, oh, I love it. Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. This is a good way also to get

Yeah, to get publicity, right? Look at you're doing agua right now. Look at this deep throat. Okay. Let's let's have a photo moment here Okay, this is agua liqueur

Made from the cocoa leaf, but Perfectly legal. Okay As everything is that we do here in bonoboville So, uh, it is in these little like cocaine like vials that we have

Stuff that is not I swear you'll find out these there's penises as well. These are By our our former sponsor adult play parlor We still love you adult play parlor. That's why we're using your glasses, but um, anyway, uh, this is, um

Lime salt you said coca, but it looks like coca, but it are we in the club? I know we fine white, okay. I know you're a yogi. Would you would you like to do the speak easy alcoholic ritual? Yes, please. Okay. Then this is what is going on So, uh, so let's see. So we we

Bring out a nipple first of all, okay, so I guess put this between your legs So you could bring out a nipple, right? Okay, put the snake Uh around here you love the snake except now now the snake is starting to eat a nanny named demore Amore would you know how to hold a snake up more? Okay

Here you go darling. This is he's a handsome from the Garden of Eden. She's a girl. It's a girl snake Right, right. Okay. And so, uh, yes, so now, um, you know, you should just take the whole bra That's my advice. I'll hold this Don't I get good good advice. What do you guys think?

Excellent advice. Thank you. Thank you. I'm known for my advice actually Uh, you've got a microphone between your legs, which is good. Okay. There's you can't take it. All right. Okay. So You do that. Yeah. Yeah here you hold this hold two and I will do this for you. I am helpful. Yes Oh, wow two cugs. I mean two drinks

So now, uh All right, so here we have Thank you Is that your size right?

All right. Oh, you you do have your nipple out. Well, you should if you don't Okay, you could have both if you want Take it off Okay, he says take it off. I you know, I I I sort of thought it looked all right, but it looks nice

But you know, yeah, just yeah pull that down and All right, here we go. So now you got it flaunted. Did you you haven't done this ritual or you have? Yes, you have Okay

Vanessa, okay. We we need right right right. Yeah, I did it with a Vanessa playboy. All right, then you you could demonstrate it Okay, so we get the salt and we put it on the titty And then the other no we already you can just demonstrate it. Oh You have to put it on tt or what about guys do we have to put on a tt? Okay men are not allowed. Oh, yes

Where do we put it? You could uh, where do you put it? Yeah on your chest? Well, you know, I mean Be creative. You're an artist. All right Ken just published in taboo magazine All right a little bit of promotion here

Well, I wasn't gonna bring it up right away But I wanted to make sure that texia was on the set because The layout that I did with texia and Liam. I just found out this morning has just been published in the latest issue of taboo There's a few pictures from our

I was checking those out. Show your dirty pictures. Oh, let's see. Let's see. Very cool. Wow That's hot right there Look at this. She's the only girl. I know that can give a blowjob deep throat while doing push-ups That's high

She's in your show now. You're talented. We do have a very talented show producer here Everyone has a talent. Yeah. Wow. It's great and it's all pink, right? This is the handstand blowjob Yeah, yeah, the handstand blowjob. That's yoga. That's yoga. Wow

So are your feet up in the air? I mean are they attached to anything? Her shoes. Oh, she's doing a handstand for me. Yeah, that's him on a rack. Oh, you're on the rack. Okay Brilliant. Okay. Oh, you had to give it away. Right, right. I know because I had to ask I always want to know what's really going on

Okay, so that's great. Okay taboo magazine here we come So now uh, the ritual is commencing. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, so, uh You want to do it on our guests? I'm in the middle or you could do it on me. Oh, right here. Do it on me. You're the monkey Here we go. Now she is first a plot. Well, actually she's supposed to lick first

And then it's okay Lick first very and then apply to the nipple. Yes Salt salt. Well, okay. Now she got a big bunch of salt. The salt comes out in clumps or and and then you lick now you lick up the salt Oh

Chugga lug a lug a lug a lug I like the red lipstick. She left on your booby. That's pretty sexy Red lipstick. So you have to do on me and I'll do on you, right? Okay. Yeah, I guess We have the name of the show. Yeah, that's the risk of the show

And now our would you want another? Oh, you already drank all of yours Okay, here we go Now this is going to fall off. Okay, uh, hold that Here we go. I'm moving this. So now

You guys talk. I want you to describe what you're seeing. Okay, describe it now All right, here we go. We see some tongue. Oh some tongue some hard nipples. Oh, I like the nipples hard Oh, some salty nipples now. I mean if we can get the salt out of that little Stuff is that table salt or sea salt? This is margarita salt. Actually, it's himalayan

Very very much. Thank you, Ken. It's kosher salt And there's some sucking sucking licking absorbing sucking. She's been assaulted I think we need more salt We see more sold. I think we need more salt Susie. I'll give you just 20 minutes to cut that out

Now we used to have this lime salt and it wasn't I mean it was a little bit chemically And they discontinued using the lime salt because I think probably because we've made it so famous by doing these Nipples they thought it was just gonna be all people's risks But everybody associates it now with nipples and dicks, of course sometimes you guys can do that. Oh, it's so thank you

Yeah, we're switching the nipples to date now And so now of course, I just used regular margarita salt, which is great. All right. So now Oh No, I know I should do it all at once, but I'm the hostess

I have to maintain some clarity. So now it's your turn. Okay. Okay. Well, uh, Whoa, are you working in the middle? Sorry? I guess me. I guess I guess so. Here we go Double nipple Here we go

And You're sure you don't want another That would be entertaining How come these porn girls don't know that if you're gonna be doing things like this you should be using

Yeah, no, you use the Maybelline super stay lipstick you can buy it at any drug store and it's blowjob proof It doesn't go away. Yeah, totally does lip ink. I'm wearing I'm wearing Maybelline, but not the super stay. Yeah Waterproof whatever no it's um

actually Lip ink or Senescence is what I use All right, I'm gonna expect a free case of pink

It's I will see us in a 20 foot container All right, so cheers. Uh, so that ritual is out of it Amore Amore

You're being naughty. How are you being naughty exactly? Well, I guess I'm not up there taking shots with you guys She's having naughty thoughts. Yes, not too. It's because I'm teasing you always All right, so now you have your choice of who you wanted nipples you could have a guy you could have

Teja, I'm sure Sir job is producer to provide, you know surfaces for Salt surfaces every once in a while. That's right job description. You feel better now, right? On your job description or you know any of these nipples or the ass now there's the oh, yeah, can I do that?

You have a nice looking booty, my man. That I would say my lady the prime Real estate right there. That would be great. Okay, huh? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Now. It's it's again conjuring images Of leather face taking a bite Okay, can you show the butt? Can you can you turn?

Uh The butt around look at this butt. Whoa. Look at that skirt. Vapa You got to have the ass for it And kitty twinkle toes does he's a spanking?

Yes. All right, but I think first she's going to get whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What is this skirt called? It's called a spanking skirt a spanking skirt. Okay. It's this is sort of remotely related. I believe to tug of war I'm not sure exactly how but I think it's going to tie in very soon First of all, there's physical confrontation

I think I'll figure it out very shortly. Okay. So now this is a more here. Okay. So oh, she's ready For her salt. I believe You are ready. Uh, okay. So where's the salt now? The magic powder. Oh, yes. Here we go. All right, so you lick A spot on the ass

Right There she is and now Wow, am I a lucky woman or what? You are you are a very lucky woman. Oh, you need your drink you get your choice

All right And there he is alex phil and jerry Photographer we have all our our great photographers here tonight in honor of ken marcus. There's about a thousand paparazzi here tonight Uh, okay, and I'm gonna hold this mic. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready for a tradition here. Yes

Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. I'm not ready. I think amore should take her top down. Yes, right, right? Okay, then I think I'm ready There we go. Look at that. Bah, bah, bah, bah Okay, so here she goes. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Go for it girl lick

and sip Mmm. She does it with style. That's why she's a social life. Yeah, it was this is a hilton girl amore hilton And I I think paris wouldn't do it better, you know

Okay, so that that was beautiful. All right So I think uh now the guys are all by themselves to have their shots Why do we end up doing this a lot in bonoboville? You don't know you're new But somehow this is how it goes a lot the girls kind of get together

Uh, and then the guys just go wow uh, but And when the guys do it together with the girls like You know the girls would like it. I think if the guys got together. No, what what was that? Oh, where's evie? Where's evie?

You put her away. Okay. Thank you master. Liam. Did you uh stick the um the little hooky thing in the thing He did he stuck the hooky thing in the thing. Okay very good You could check that if you want if you're neurotic about your daughter

The snake Does that mean our daughter is satan? Because satan is the snake in the garden of evie and eve is The snake in the garden of evie and so we are the parents of satan

All right. Whoa. All right Yeah, that was intense, huh? I I follow 666 people and I have leather face

On my shoulder. So there's something wrong with me. This is taking a turn toward the dark side Doctor twilight zone. Okay so Now i'm still trying to figure out the connection between deep throat although the throat is close to the face

Yes, okay, so We're old friends for the last 20 years. I actually uh owned a halloween theme park in boston and r.a. Was uh You owned a halloween theme park theme parks really spooky world america's horror theme park like a carny kind of a place Wow, was it an 11-acre location in boston?

Yeah, it was a great. It was the greatest place. It was like You know, it was like a like a like a like a fair like a like a carnival Really and you were in it. Well, uh, david would bring in horror celebrities You know during the month of october and to do what?

Did it's like sign autographs? Yeah, yeah meet and greet basically meet and greet sign autographs Strength no feats of strength I don't know if i'm qualified for feats of strength Let's look at the muscles, right? You want me to come up there with all those

If you want I can send them away or Bring your drink bring your drink Oh, yeah, maybe you want to do uh, you know, you want to do a shot a body shot, right? Here he is leather face Is coming up to the stage of the womb room

What what would you like? Oh, where's the like here? He needs pink ribbon in his beard. It's kind of a thing if you want to put a pink ribbon in his beard, okay Uh, okay, here you go. Here you go So

Jennifer is my virgin guest and you're also a virgin make sure we get a picture of this pink proven You have to talk on the microphone. No, that's the only thing the only thing about being on the stage is we all Have to share I don't mind this big mic

I don't I don't mind sharing people think big mic is a character on the show Okay, I'm here with leather face on radio susie one on the worldwide web worldwide revolution worldwide sexual revelation And I have salt So, uh leather face. Yes, ma'am. Can you um

Show us your muscles Oh, yeah, look at that. Is that all right? That's a muscle. Yeah, that's big. It's thick Not bad for an old man. It's big and thick. Yeah How many inches of the arm?

Yes, probably about 23 and a half. Wow, you want to feel The largest the largest pythons in the world brother. Here do it again. Make it hard for me Well, come on baby, there's enough for everybody We're now feeling the muscle of leather face

Um, yeah, do you do you ever have sexual fantasies about cannibalism? Oh, whoa, I know actually What do you mean? Where did that come from? No where that came from? It did come out of my ass came out of her ass

No, it came from he's a cannibal in as leather face It's you know, his most famous part. I'm sure it affects his psyche in some manner and uh Cannibalism is a subject in sex. I mean hey, what do we do when we go down on each other? We eat each other, don't we? I mean, especially when a man's going down on a woman

We call it eating and when a woman's going down on a man, we call it sucking which is an eating kind of You guys could have sex if you want Well, do you know how my professional snatch tastes are? So that makes sense

All right Well, we're gonna have a kegel tug of war tonight Would you say I'm a lot of us I'm a cunning linguist

Anyway, this is all the story of eating eating eating, right? It's all because we do want to eat each other We just stop because it's very illegal, right? And also we don't want to lose each other We don't want to commit murder. So we don't

Bite hard, but we I know I it was just a it was a metaphorical thing But I mean and the licking. Oh, yeah, I felt that baby Yeah, little eating and biting it's it's it's very much a part of most people's sexuality, right?

A little bit of nibbling and licking so it's not so far fetched that I asked if cannibalism was any aspect of his sexuality So I'd like to have the peanut gallery allow the man to answer the question Yeah Thank you gnawing. Uh, I demand that answer. Well, you know, personally, I do like a lot of oral

Oh, there you go. See giving or receiving. I've never thought of actually, uh, you know, Biting and swallowing. Oh Okay, now I poisoned your mom. It's very It's very visual

I don't think it can poison my mind doctor. Oh, okay. No, uh, it's It's uh, yeah, okay. Well cannibalism Uh, it's something that is definitely in people's psyches people are fascinated by cannibals And I think there is a an element of erotic excitement about it

Although none of us really want to be eaten. I mean well a few like that german guy, right? Oh my god, right and the japanese guy. Yeah, there's a few there's a few That actually want to be eaten more has something to say about Why is it always the germans and the japanese? Right, it's like sushi

She was not in a microphone and it was disgusting what she said But I would like one of my other guests to repeat what she said. Well for the luke mcnaughty I think that's what his name was luke luke mcnaughty. It's like sushi is what she said. The cannibal Yeah, it might have just been a sexual kind of

You know thing he was doing gay porn for a while and stuff And you got to think of the link between both of those you're like, hmm. So, you know, they're going out of the gay porn cannibalism Yeah, I feel like that's a stretch. I don't know. That's a stretch

That's a stretch big like this. Okay. I think we need to have a sybian ride or a spanking right? Yeah. Oh, yeah Okay, okay Okay, everybody up everybody up see daisy. Okay now who's gonna ride who's gonna spank and who's gonna We're gonna have to do a

Okay, we still have time. Are we gonna do we want to do one sybian ride and then the tug of war? Okay, you stay up here. You're gonna be my referee Okay It's really free. You're gonna go for the sybian

Okay, but what about food and having sex while having I mean food food is good Except that I'm I'm trying to focus on sybian rides and tug of war right now We're not going to talk where you can have a cookie if you like, okay So here we go. Everybody's moving now. There's there's definitely a tug of war feeling in the air

Don't okay. You want to go on? Oh, it's gonna get it. Is that oh me up here? All right. So now Uh, I think we just need to do the tug of war, right? Right Tug of war. Are you ready?

Uh, we have condom mania condoms. Where are they? Where are my condom mania? Teja And he holds up a few Okay, here we go condom mania condom

These are the lollipop type Here we go, wait, uh, we're just having the tug of war. You can tell we're we need more condoms So we're demanding condom mania. No, we need more condoms. Okay. So now how we doing? Okay Okay, you know what you need to know who are our participants. All right

I should allow, um, my would you like to be a participant? You like be a judge, okay, uh Ladies participants

Yes, okay So I think we need to have a little, you know, get in the mood kind of stuff. Yeah, right Keegles, okay. Keegles. Um, you want to do those with panties or without? I uh, how about to take the skirt off? Actually, yeah, I can't move

Right, right, right. Okay, but right now Jennifer best is stripping off her panties for panty boy for the panty boy Collection now. This is a nice side right here. Here we go panties right here

Here we go And we have jennifer best Doing her best. Why are you covering your pussy? Okay, okay, okay

Well, you have to Okay, so now, uh, hold the microphone in front of her. Please hold you hold her mic or you can hold the mic. Okay Okay, they're examining the microbeam Okay, so now, uh, I think we could try either one or both. Okay, so you're ready here and uh,

You want to have a seat? Okay, I need help but the referee can help you right. Yeah, that's his job Yeah, right there you go Oh, there's a little there's a zeep. Yeah put this on me. I'm going to be a different kind of referee. That was easy

Do a tug of war with me later Whoops up like that. Oh and here she is kitty twinkle toes is Neckad with gauntlets. Yeah, she's looking good

And uh, she's got a fan She's got many fans actually, but that was The kind of fan that helps on a hot night like tonight you're sitting on one of your own dolls Does it make you feel good leather face?

Right Okay, just got to keep trying to press these kits Okay, so now ladies, uh, I think you should ascend the broadcast bed All right, and I

Okay, so you are going to go like that. You're going to go on either side of each other And uh, should we have a towel in the middle or anything? Okay, so here we go Here we go. And do we have look at this beautiful one?

All right, here they go. Okay. This is jennifer best with her best pussy on display No cheating now kitty twinkle toes With her gauntlets Oh, and of course captain max's

Is Yes Okay, I'm more I'm not even after her money. Oh, I'm the referee. Okay. We're all the referee here tonight Okay, and so look at these beautiful ladies. Okay. Well, you guys can make out a little to get in the mood

This is a competition no making out Okay, okay, so where's the microphone actually there it is here. Let me have that so at least I can hear them grunting. Okay. So this is the dildo. It is um covered with condomania condoms Right here ladies. Okay. So um, well actually these are flavors. So before we put the the lube one

Would you like to lube up with saliva? Okay. How about that? Okay, this is great. They are doing a Yeah, this is deep throat, right? This is like deep throat. I don't think they should do a tug of war with this way because then they might pull their teeth out

So, uh, we're just gonna just nicely no tug of war here. Just nicely Suck in fact. Yeah, it's very nice. You're gonna nicely Oh, look at these ladies. We're gonna watch this together. You and I Right, we're refereeing something we're repping

This is Okay, very good Yeah, I mean, there's a certain point in which it's not about getting it wet. It's just about us liking It's a sports changing the culture

Okay, Susie shouldn't you put some salt on it? Yeah, I don't think I have to I mean they're just sucking and they seem like very real If they're flavored actually they're flavored This is strawberry. I believe this is mint, right? Yeah Uh, where'd that where'd the microphone go? Do I have it back here? And I don't know

My guest, where's my microphone? Oh Leather face is eating my microphone What? This is what are we going to do? Okay, how's how's the flavor?

Nice things Yeah, we love your Mint flavored condoms and what is this strawberry? It lost its taste

It's not a bit of flavor all right then all right now we are going to okay if you're under 18 years old It's time for the um the actual contest. Okay. Okay. Are you ready girls? Okay, and uh and letterface Can you just move a side just a little bit over to the side here? This is serious stuff here that we can actually Um

Visualize all this. Hey Susie. Can I watch this up close? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah come on up here. Come on up here Is that you're not used to putting things in What I said she was a virgin. Yeah come on over here with me, hun Okay, here we go. Amor Hilton is going to sit with me and the gorillas

Okay, they're playing tug of war Okay, here we go. So now same old stuff so many years. How is it? Okay. You're in there first. No competition. Just get it in You know just what are you you're waiting? It's okay

We're gonna we're gonna kind of do something to say when the competition should start What should we do is there something resembling a gunshot? Okay, without anybody shooting anyone Please especially after what happens

Okay, oh, you're gonna say. Oh, no, right after what happened. No, no, no, we should have a bell Okay, and we have some Yeah, the bell here. Okay. Okay. So I have a sex bell Amor is going. Oh, you got a bell. Okay. Okay, but don't bring it yet Here give it to us. Can you get a cowboy? Uh

Here bring it up here. Bring it up. Could you bring the bell after the bell? I'm gonna give it to Amor Amor is going to sound the bell When it is time, but don't don't okay. So ladies, are you ready? Are you ready? Are you womaning your positions? Are you ready to squeeze the pc muscle?

Yeah, let's hear it for jennifer best and kitty twinkle time. They are doing Muscle tug of war the kegel tug of war. Amor is going to sound the bell when it's time for them to really start pulling Don't move your you can't move backwards girls. You can't move your legs We're gonna in fact we should hold their legs Amor. Okay, don't move the leg

Okay, you can only move your pussy at first anyway, and then maybe we'll change the rules Okay. Yeah, look look at see it's moving. It looks like the snake actually. Wow Look at that. That's hot. All right. Oh my god. Look at these pussies here Brothers and sisters lovers and sinners. This is a new olympic event. I swear this will be in the olympics

Uh, okay, and you're gonna sound the bell Hilton is going to sound the bell and we have kitty twinkle toes versus jennifer best here live on the dr. Susan block show It's international tug of war day, and we're having a pc muscle tug of war kegel tug of war kegel tug of war kegel tug of war Ready and get your pictures going bring that bell

And they're squeezing squeezing they're squeezing they're squeezing Okay, slot slide a little back. Okay, pull pull pull pull now pull pull pull. Oh, they're pulling They're evenly matched. This is quite a tug of war brothers and sisters. They aren't evenly matched We are holding them and they're holding that in each other can you can pull back a little bit?

Okay, let's see if someone's gonna win. Don't let it slide out now. Well, it's got to slide out of somebody or nobody will win Okay, and uh, yeah That's what we're doing. Okay. I guess you both have tight pussies. Yeah, yeah, okay. Keep pulling. Okay, and now Just lean back a little bit. Okay. Okay

And uh Well, now let's see it's curved. So lean back lean back more pull pull back a little bit Let's see who this comes out. It's gonna come out of somebody Squeeze

I don't know if she cheated but she won I I think uh, jennifer best it's it's partly because of her name She has a compulsion, right? Okay. You have to win to get a neurotic winner, but you won and you did a great job. Okay Okay, it was very close. It was very close. Very close. Where are the surprises? How about a rematch rematch? No, no, no, no

Who wants to suck the tug of war? Excuse me. Can you say that again? Excuse me. Do you ever taste of my pussy? Come on, suck it. No, I don't want to taste your pussy God knows where it's been. Kent Marcus is so nasty. He's a professional. He's just a photographer. Okay. No, I know Can't mix that kind of stuff

Get a bad reputation. Who won? We couldn't see from over here. Who won? Your girl, jennifer, did you win? I think she cheated a little bit, but she won and that's the important thing Oh, she's got those teeth that she grabs You want to be very careful around her pussy advice. It was very neck and neck in a witness

What was that? My pussy gets really wet. So maybe Sorry It's so sad. She took some dry pills A wet pussy

She's just running in a dry spell Okay, so, um, did you want to challenge the winner? Oh, do I want to challenge the winner? I don't know Wow, because that's some tough competition That's serious stuff

That was great. Let's give her a hand. I hope the winner could give the, uh, loser a spanking Yeah, yeah, I think jennifer jennifer loves to spank people. So give her anything to spank with and she'll be a real happy Well, that's okay. We also let the loser give the winner a spanking here. I like that part too. Yeah, you know, but actually let's do the What about the referee?

All right, we're gonna take the referee to vegas with us. That's what we're gonna do Okay, you win see you want to trip to Vegas. She won a seat on the bus On the motorhome on the bus driver All right, so somebody's gonna have to get spanked right? I mean, I like to drive somehow

I'm gonna let you do a tug of war on that Okay, who's who's gonna bend over? I'll bend over. Oh Amor is gonna bend over

Whoa, okay. I think we have more than one bend over here. Okay twinkle. Okay. Wow. Look at twinkle toes And she's wearing a cute little pink Polkadot dildo people here. I'll hold that. Okay. No problem. But I think you have to take off the little skirt We'll just put that right there off the off with the little skirt

That's a spot Okay, we're dripping. Oh, yeah Pick a number between 50 and 150. Oh Let me get my legs under your arms dear. Whoa

Oh the dildo here you are Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, she can do it better than that. Get it to get it to match Susie's hat. Wow. Look at her. Look at him more here

Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, they love spanking a hilton. That's the whole thing. Yes. Yes. Get your Your You're watching your ass. I am watching my ass. What is it like to watch your ass on tanking my ass. That's pretty hot

right? It does, huh? Whoa, nice. It makes it easier to take when you see it like that. Yeah It does This makes the pain of pleasure source of great validation and beauty

Yeah Oh, they know what they're doing with the spanks. They do they do they're good spankers both of them I can't take this jennifer. Okay. Okay. Let's hear it for amour Jennifer

Wow, look at those red cheeks. Whoa. Look at those other cheeks. They are very pink Look at that. I think the theme of tonight's show is pink, right? Yes. You really got into it So I think we now have to have the sort of the locker room talk here like in sport How do you feel as the winner?

Oh, yeah, you you won the the pc muscle tug of war tingly very tingly It was like minty fresh. Oh Because you were using this mint condom anya condom. Yeah, it's like a cool refreshing. Okay, but nothing about winning that really turns you on or No, you're kind of a

With a name like jennifer best she's always winning Let's hear from the beautiful loser Don't even trip Oh

Okay, so now we're gonna we're gonna do toes. Oh twinkle. Who could win? Look at twinkle toes Look at those toes My

Everybody wiggled their toes for the foot fetishes. Wiggle the toes for the foot fetishes Yeah Foot jobs. Yeah, you like have you given a foot job foot job. Oh, can I give foot jobs? Oh, yeah the kind

I thought you said can you give me a foot job? I'm like, no, I know Where you get a guy to come all over your foot. Yeah Do you do that with ken? You can come on my foot anytime. No, no Just when I'm driving. Okay. All right. So uh, what time is it? I've got people in front of my clock

Well, ma'am, you certainly know how to give a spanking. It is I don't like to uh be arrogant, but Humbly so yes, I do. Yeah, you give a good spanking there. Whoo. I need to invite you over to my parties from now on Amor

your parties I've never been in my little private party your little private parties Oh in hollywood in here, of course And they're a little penthouse apartment in my little west hollywood cove. Yes. Oh, yes

Well, I'm just wondering what we have time for here some other type of tug-of-war perhaps Maybe something that max could get involved I have no idea what's going on. I'm just going to pull on his balls one ball No, no, no, no, I love him too much that cannot be

How about should we could pull lever leather face apart? I'm sure he wouldn't mind Yeah, should we do that? Yeah, we should. Yeah. Yeah, I think pull him apart. I think I think He just sit right here He needs a pink bow in his hair

No, he needs the pink kitty mask the pink kitty mask Oh the kitty mask. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think Amor is right Because he wears a mask Amor is always right, baby. Yes. Come on. I think you need to wear a mask because you are

Yeah, yeah, that's right. And it's pink, baby. Well, that's hot Okay, okay, you could wear that mask if you want you could wear the anonymous mask if that's more masculine for you You can be a I think the girls would like the pussycat. Okay. We need a pussycat. Okay. Well, he needs to wear some

Yeah, how about this this mask up here? All right, there you go You look hot in that. I see Oh, wow. Oh, here we have a demonic

That is the proper mask for you. Very good. My producer Tasia Souter has determined the proper mask for leather face to wear That's that's what okay. Who is that? Is that a leather face mask? What is that? That's kind of just a demon. Yeah It's scary Okay

All right, so uh now So I think you're gonna sit in here and the ladies are gonna see who can pull Well, I guess I'm on this team and this is the other team here. I will feel well. That's hot Shouldn't shouldn't he be able to spank all the girls?

Wait a second. No, there has to be a tug-of-war element here Um, I think leather face versus all the girls. Can we get something else off like your shirt? You know Oh All right, what do you need? Oh, you need a wow, that's hot

Now A mora has been spanked by leather face. She'll never wash that ass, right? Yeah, it definitely won't be washing this but anytime soon It's good to know. Okay Too much information so we are going to do a tug-of-war now

Okay with leather face in the middle. Okay. Are you ready girls? Okay, see we're gonna see if we can tear him apart. Okay. You need enough Okay, kitty you need to help out on that team here Okay, we need to be evenly matched. Okay, and I'm going to pull here

Okay, pull now tug She's going for the neeple He's pulling He's a strong dude. He is. He practically broke my hand

I gotta keep this hand over here I'm not sure who was Okay, oh, oh, yeah Don't wear rings in a tug-of-war the question is leather friend. How's your neeple's enough hard?

Okay, where's the mic? Here's the mic. Okay. I want to see if he's got hard neeples now Do you have hard neeple? Our frenchman wants to know the frenchman wants to know I was like

That's your neeple That's cannibalese All right, so I think it's about time to wind up the show He wants to do more tug-of-war everyone wants to do more of stuff. Yes, you know, which we could do

We haven't even had a Sybian ride Right. I think leather face. I promise jennifer that she could get a Sybian ride if she came here You did? Is that right? I thought you had a Sybian

I do Oh Okay, uh tasia. Do we have the Sybian nearby? She is the winner after all

What did we do for shawney reed? Remember we de-virginized her with it. So it's almost tradition for us now and however i'm here Of course. I will. Oh, yes Amore is so helpful. Oh, I'm just such an angel now Jennifer has a thing for leather face. I know I think she wants her face

There's just something sexy about the horror con thing the big teddy bear and these big that can rip your face off Yeah, I know him and I are gonna wrestle later. Oh, I want to see that right here All right, here we go. Okay, but we're gonna have a Sybian ride just to wind up the show and then Oh

She said I should grow my beard long like zizi top and then she put pink bows and I love that idea. That's a great idea. I said maybe I'd let her that's hot and I would let her Well, I don't know we have

That's your next show by the way, uh, well, I don't know. I mean this is pussy pipe. Uh, I remember pussy pipe Peter piper. Peter piper. Okay But uh, let's get the smoke out of her. You want to smoke out of would you like to be smoked out of? Are you? I want to smoke out of you

Oh, trust me, baby. I'm the professional. Yeah, she'll do it just right No, you don't have to smoke. All you have to do is provide your pussy Yeah, I just need to lend me your vagina Peter piper holder. It's another thing we got from adult play parlor Uh, and here uh, oh, so it was actually made to do that. I thought you were just being the silly woman

But hey, I am being a silly woman. That's true. I mean even with um, you're a silly woman All right, are you ready to be really silly woman? And and get your your uh, you're going to be smoked out of okay, and you're you're not going to get high Don't you worry. Okay. You're just going to get

Okay, here you go. Here you go. Okay. Yeah, put your leg up there Okay, yeah zizi top and I will zizi top No, I know what she's ready now. I think I think we're doing this now. Okay, so here we go Here we go, uh the light the light

I'm not sure how we got to do this in this order, but Okay, so now you just have to lie still and think of england Putting pink ribbon in your hair You're gonna have a bold who's here after I've actually asked Ken to do that very nice. All right. Are you ready to ride the simian?

Yeah, all right on to the simian And as your entertainment, uh, what is that uh to turn you on on the city. Oh, there you go. She's gonna dance on the pole Kitty twinkle toes Okay, so let's let's have this um facing forward so we can see what's going on

Okay, so first you can do it without a Where's leather face leather face? She wants you nearby while she's while she's riding Yeah, you should be here come on over here. You could actually sit here And uh, or you could sit there. We could both be on one side

You can just sit there And uh, where's my where's the just leather riding crop? Let me find that Thank you Okay, and now here we go. Jennifer best is on the simian

And i'm turning it up. My eyeballs are vibrating I saw the the head popped off of it like it came or something it was quite extraordinary. Okay, so oh you're still riding it. Whoops. Thank you All right, where was the big explosion there? She was not complaining anymore. All right, did you come or no you giggle when you come talking to the microphone twinkle toes

You giggle when you come. Did you giggle? It sounds like the beginning of uh, how to get over Sarah Marshall, you know in the beginning The giggle girl. Okay. All right. Okay. You can ride it in the after party some more if you want. Okay So I think we got we we we have our climax. We had our tug of war

We have to now say goodbye But here's the thing is we have an after party. So we're not really We gotta take some pictures. We don't like to say goodbye and we also have a group picture to take But I just want to um pass the microphone around and around

Everybody can get their promotion and also your love of Me no your love of the show or or not if you had a terrible time I'd like to know if you had an orgasmic time. I'd like to know I'd like to just know because this could be used on

You too. So here we go. I wanted Kenny twinkle toes. How did you enjoy your evening? I want to squirt Okay Okay That's going to make me squirt if you squirt. So Kenny twinkle toes is going to squirt. So we're going to say goodbye to everybody else while we're having uh

Teja prep. I believe you are talking about the Sybian. Yes We are going to change the uh here come on over here. Oh, oh you want to be near You're standing on something here. Where are you going? Okay? Come on over here, right? Look at that ass. You were beaten tonight. Why don't you uh,

So Jennifer, uh, how was uh your evening? It was a microphone. Tonight was orgasmic. Was it good? Yeah, it was a good show, right? It was good for me Howard eat your heart out. All right And where can we find you on the internet?

Howard who through oc models oc model bestie adventures? Right, right, right. That's the adventures on twitter oc models. Okay, and ken marcus's place Ken marcus and girl candy film. Where is that guy? There he is Where'd he go? Ken marcus. All right, here I am. Ken marcus. Yes

All right, here we are. So now we have kitty twinkle toes is I mean teja is very efficient She just figured i'm just going to put a towel on So, okay, so kitty twinkle toes is now going to ride the Sybian Can I can I run the controls? Come right up here, Ken

Come on up here. Here you go. There you go. You got your controls right here, baby Are we ready? We're ready to take off our ladies and gentlemen Now you have to sit up straight and put your hands behind your neck. I'm gonna help He's an expert

Kitty twinkle toes riding the Sybian with Ken marcus on the controls He has her hands behind her back. She says she's gonna squirt we shall see let's get the Nice And beautiful and more

Oh We see Kitty twinkle toes is squirting Can he's directing? Can he's directing? No, scoot forward a little bit. We're not done with you yet

Mr. Marcus has spoken Okay, let the master work Help out here leather face hold their hands back here. I can't keep holding them Leather face. Can you hold her hands back there? You're holding her ass. Hold her hands her hands

Take me down Oh, okay. Andreas Andreas, this is the ken marcus technique. Okay on the Sybian Here she goes

This is her second orgasm On the Sybian kitty twinkle toes And she's wearing her ballet shoes That is so fucking sexy

Okay, I think we have a dream team now. I will say wed dream team Okay, Kenny's gonna kill her. She's shaking He's got it on well He's teasing her teasing her and now he's bringing it up. He's bringing it up brothers and sisters

Yes, it's a telepore between wills. Yes. She's shaking with the force Yes, the sexual force The spirit of sex is in her. Oh, yeah Kitty twinkle toes. He's got it on

three Two One She had an internal orgasm

Nice. Okay. I think we did that. She's just exhausted Okay, are we uh, are we having an objective here? My objective is to close the show soon Thank you all for coming. It's been a wonderful night Be sure and join us next week. Okay. Get off of one more time

Now she's gonna squirt now. She drank the water. Okay. Three three two All the cup Now Is she gonna come again brothers and sisters? Can she do it?

I've got hair all over this microphone. All right. Whack that ass. You can just fake it if you want, but you can't fake squirting That's the thing Sometimes okay, she'll do it in the after party. I bet Squeeze that pc muscle

And release it And squeeze it And release it Squeeze and sit up tall hands behind

There you go And release and squeeze and release and squeeze and release and squeeze and release and squeeze and release You giggle when you are you coming? My pussy is getting wet just just watching her struggle. Yeah, this is like a tug of war between

Statistics and her desire and she's Gonna try to win Wait, something's happening here Yeah, okay

Jumping brothers and sisters. I think that sounds like you're squirting then get up so we can see She squirts nice And finally For the third time in a row three times in a row that was that was three times in a row. I see that

Go Ken Marcus Want to do it again? All right, that was great. Okay, so uh, you asked for it. You got it. You did and uh So are you ready to say good night?

Good night. Okay All right, we'll come back to you. All right, so a more Hello, it's so glad to be back here and tell us how much you're glad to be back And once again, I am so happy to back be back here with the beautiful lovely Susan block

Um, I'm a more Hilton and I'm your city socialite slash your adult film star And I'm very happy to meet this handsome man here Thank you, baby. And where did you meet him? Where yes, where at the dr. Susan block show

He knows his lines Okay, this is an actor hire this man as an actor in your big major motion picture He knows his lines even without being told what they are. Okay, and thank you leather face r.a. Do we call you raw? That's fine. You can call me anything you want, baby

Oh, by the way the tug of war the origin of the tug of war in human terms Is is like ancient egyptian that battle between The sun and the moon over whether it will be day or night

Right, isn't that cool? That's very cool. Very cool, huh? Very cool. So, um Thank you for joining us. Oh, thank you Do we have to stop? Well, no, we just have to kind of wind up a certain portion

We have the after party I want to yes Okay, but we're gonna give him his chance to say goodbye, right? Yes. Oh, we're gonna give you a chance to like Say goodbye. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you. Dr. Susan block. I have had a wonderful time here and uh

What can I say leather face and where do we find you? I mean you never update your twitter Oh, you know what? You know what? I don't even know how to get on my twitter account Will you teach him a more? I'll be your tutor darlin. I'll be your tutor. Oh, I think we're gonna have to study a lot We're gonna have to study a lot. Yes, you are. We want you on twitter so we can annoy you

Yes As much as I annoy susan on there all day long. Oh, I love your annoyance I do she's always um doing viral little tweets. It's beautiful. So Okay, we're gonna do pictures. We're gonna do pictures. What you need a picture how many people are taking pictures here

Uh, okay. So while you're being spanked. How was your evening? We love you kitty twinkle. Very Very I need a cigarette. No, no, it was it was awesome. I this is my third time here. Come on in a row Okay, and now let's hear from david deep throat david. I mean, I don't know right. Okay. Get on the microphone

Yes, thank had a great time. Thank you for inviting me and uh, and so deep throat Let's talk about deep throat opens at the zephyr theater in january. We start casting in september and Look forward to hosting the whole group here as my guest. Oh, well, thank you. We'll make an orgy of it

And uh, and so where is fos? Yeah, okay Thank you for having me again dr. Susan block the only show that the french The only show that the french were about to come

literally Now, thank you. It's it's it's always great to come back and see only not only beautiful people but uh people of uh sex Come on. They do come on france. I jaryve. I jaryve or uh, juir I like what i'm hearing behind me right now. Sorry to interrupt

Oh, wow. No, there's all kinds of you know what this is one of those shows that never I guess Okay, but we love it. And by the way, I'm wearing monkey bars for those of you I noticed and I kind of wanted to play with

Look at that sis Looks like a motorcycle. What's the winner get? Uh, me, me. Okay, I'm in

Wow, hey monkey bars, did you know that this is another use of your monkey bars is tug of war Okay, so I think we've said everybody said something right so where's my bonobo thing can you give me my uh bonobo sign? Thank you Brothers and sisters. Whoa, okay

so We're about to say good night from bonoboville, but after all You know the party goes on and on and on so, uh

In the meantime, I want you to make like bonobos not baboons. You know solve your Violent urges through tug of war Right and and you know cannibalism No, I mean

Delicious blasher stuff. No, no really I would like to just have a moment not of silence But just of appreciation for the lives of the people that whose lives were lost in this crazy crazy Atrocity that happened over the batman. I mean it's just so so crazy

Amen. Amen. A lot of people died. We all die all the time We're always going and going and going we struggle with with war and with cancer and and uh, and then every once in a while lunatic a lunatic can enter our lives at once in a while and in america where guns are plentiful Really, it can happen at any time. So we all want to appreciate their lives. I mean whoever they they were

Yes, amen, and uh, and we want to appreciate our lives Exactly it can happen to all of us and I have one last thing I want to give One of my ex-boyfriends That's scary

But anyway, I hope you don't mind that I'm throwing this in there, but I also want to give You know rest in peace to holly stevens. Yes. She was a great friend. Great friend of mine I wasn't here to say it, but we miss and love her and you know, and I hope that her family is doing well So we love you holly. We do love holly. We talked about her last week, uh, but we we really

And she called me earlier today and said she's watching We'll tell her hey, and I miss that booty She got married just before she went. He's a lovely man. We were corresponding on twitter courageous courageous holly was on uh, the show in 2004

On a show we called doms and holly because it was just so holly And she got herself all tied up for the first time by mistress jennavieve And peed in a glass and sissy made drank it I heard about that. Yeah, that's legendary. She was so beautiful and so tall

And so sweet and so sweet. I mean she was kind of scary looking like this tall gorgeous girl And then so sweet and just up he in a glass. Sure. Oh sure. I'll pee in your glass. Why not? Right, you did it. I know I did her very last photo shoot. That was the day that we discovered the lump and I insisted that she go to a doctor the next day

Oh Yeah, very very scary Well, it's scary and yet it's it's always with us. We whether we go like holly at age 30 or we keep going uh past cancer and uh and past wars and I mean some people go to the 90s

Some of us go just a little while. We all are really just here for a little while So let's have lots of sex Right What the fuck? Yeah, let's amen. Let's a women. Let's enjoy each other. Let's love each other. Carpe diem. Carpe diem

Share the love. Let's let's try to make our time on earth Uh like heaven. Yeah, I don't forget to take the less bus out and bonoboville. We are bonobos We are we try to turn all those violent urges You know like oh, I mean and the other important thing is we are the people

We are the world We are the joy of the world And I want to say one more thing We're winning. We're turning the world around right winning winning, right?

Hey charlie come on over. We're winning. We're winning. We're winning and we're changing the world And the world is changing around us Well, yeah, uh, it's all a revolution. Um, and uh, and I guess we keep talking and Just keep talking show is never gonna end. Don't stop talking

But um, but yeah, you got it boys and girls brothers and sisters ladies and gentlemen Lovers and sinners, uh make like bonobos not baboons here. Oh here is a vibrating monkey Yes, this is what we all need. Would you pull his tail? I was on her christmas list Okay, oh you squeeze right, okay, here you go. What that's a very strange color for that

You know, it's a psychedelic world Spank the monkey I'm now, is this made for children give him a microphone His hand hurt enough he screams screams, right. Hey kid marcus. How did you enjoy your evening? I had fun

I'm still having fun All right. Well, we had fun with you you um You're extraordinary. I mean this is fun torturing me. No, it was awesome. It was awesome That's that's that's the meaning of ken marcus on on wikipedia's torturing. I could take it

Somebody's gotta do it right exactly. Okay, and uh, and so make like bonobos not baboons make love Not war unless it's a tug of war Especially if it's a kegel mussel tug of war then go ahead with that kegel mussel tug of wars. We're all in favor of But uh drop bras

Not bombs. Amen. Okay, and um, you know, maybe you should see a therapist or get laid if you want to In my case it's drop pampers Well, there's all different cases darlin. Okay, it depends right and uh Make love not war. Um make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that's someone is you

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