Barrymores, Porn Stars, Acting & Exhibitionism

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, actors and exhibitionists,

voyeurs and connoisseurs, sneaky snakes and rakish rakes, barrimors, porn stars, husbands and wives, all you children of sex.

We are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of Jesus. We may or may not be children of

Allah. Forgive me. We may or may not be children of the Brahma Ramadhamma, or Buddha, or the goddess, or that big

teacup in the sky. We don't know. But until we start cloning ourselves, we are all

children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Not bad. Let's see how the ladies do. Can I hear an A-women? A-women.

Women. In the lead. I'm a like-a-dose woman. You like-a-dose a woman. Yeah, well brothers and sisters, husbands and wives, my husband Max. How are you darling?

Oh, and they're just great among the barrimors and the luck of it. Relax and the feeling cherries, you know. And they're just fabulous. I should say where we are.

It's sort of related to barrimore. We're in the produce business. We're in a speakeasy. But at the produce. Well, yeah. We produce. We produce stuff.

We are producers. That's why we're in the produce business. But we also call this place a speakeasy. It's not a real speakeasy.

And Bonoboville. All this is going to come up. And I heard a little squeak over there. Because I think I should introduce my guest.

Yeah. I mean, I have a few guests. But my first featured guest tonight is John Barrymore.

Yeah. See the clap sign? This is not Drew Barrymore. This is John Barrymore.

John Barrymore, the third. Yes. It's complicated. Only kings can get to be fifths and sixths.

You know, we should just go over this a little bit. A little history just so people don't think we're just kind of... I can shortcut it for you.

My son, John. Yes. Well, technically we're all juniors. But that's a long story.

My son, just a few years ago, he's 27 now. Just a few years ago, he turned to me. He said, why did you name me John?

And all I could say was, son, do you know what rolls downhill? I was actually going to be Drew. That was the name they had picked out for me.

But then my father decided he was tired of being junior. So, the moment I was born, he went from being little, you know,

John junior to being John senior. Yeah, yeah. And the moment my son was born, I went from being little John to big John.

And the fact that my father became old John was just gravy. Now, this is not about John's, per se. Although that might come up

as a subject. But we should explain. I mean Barrymore. It's a really, like, hugely famous name.

Especially if you know anything about Hollywood history. I mean, even if you don't know anything about Hollywood history, you know who Drew Barrymore is. And that is, of course,

John's half-sister. The John that's in the room. There's a lot of dead Johns that are going to come up tonight, I think, in the conversation.

And, of course, those are our favorite subjects, sex and death. So, Drew was very much alive. And in fact, she just had twins, right?

What? I read that somewhere. But you can't believe everything you read on Wikipedia. You would know.

How would I know? Oh, maybe not. I only get my news of her like every year. Barrymore.

Not always in touch. She's scared of family. It's not just me. We have sisters.

We have an Italian sister who's wealthy. And she won't even meet her. Is that, like, a sister? Didi?

Blithe. My father was living in Italy. And, yes, it's actually the real family name. My great-grandfather stole the name Barrymore

from another actor. Your great-grandfather Maurice Barrymore, who had it, I think, whose name was really Blithe.

Herbert Blithe. Because they were squires. And even though the squires were the absolute bottom of the peerage,

it was still the peerage. We're not commoners. You hear that, Prince Max? Yes, I heard it.

This is a, you know, us blue bloods. We do some strange, very strange things. So to spare his family the disgrace. Of course, parking ants and ants.

Well, having an actor in the family. Well, that's the Egyptians. He changed the name, appropriated the name Barrymore from,

we're not sure where, but it's a very rare name even in England. I found three in the London phone book in 1995. Well, it is a distinguished name.

I mean, it's rare, I guess. And, you know, when you hear that name, you think of Hollywood royalty. Because it's as close to Hollywood royalty

as you can get. And after Maurice, well, we have Lionel and Ethel and

John Barrymore, who's probably the most famous Barrymore, this particular Barrymore, like is sometimes considered

the greatest actor who ever lived, really. The greatest Hamlet, because he's the last one that's not on film.

We can't examine that performance. Although I did, while I was looking around YouTube, I found him

at a party doing a bit of Hamlet, just doing the soliloquy. And it was great.

That was way after the fact. There is a clip on YouTube of him doing Richard. You know, it's actually

it's Richard's speech from Henry 6 part 2, I think it is. Or Henry 4 part 2, where he's still Gloucester and he talks about what he's going to do

in Richard III. Is he in Hamlet here? I think that's the Hamlet costume. It's like a black thing.

Yeah, the black thing in the look of death. Death lurking in the Barrymore brow.

He died fairly young, didn't he? Well, he was 60. 60. He was really messed up.

We just found out a few years ago from the Freedom of Information Act that the government, our government, the United States government, during

prohibition, the largest supply of alcohol and speakeasies was diverted laboratory ethanol. Not the speakeasy.

And we just found out a few years ago. Diverted laboratory ethanol. Yeah, like ever clear, like pure grain alcohol.

We just found out a few years ago the government was poisoning it. Putting what into it, you know? Benzene or some horrible, yeah.

Sounds like Coke cans or something. So he drank a great deal of poisoned alcohol for the 12 or 13 years of prohibition.

Lionel was much more into drugs. What kind of drugs? Well, he once said, thank God for LB mayor. He gets me $700

worth of cocaine and morphine a day. If he didn't, I would have put a gun to my head a long time ago. Well, he was in the chair because of

the same reason his father died, was syphilis, which was, you know... Right. Actually, there was an outbreak in the porn industry.

Oh, and why don't I introduce the girl who just said, yes, there was? That would be my lucky star. Hello, how are you?

Lucky is returning. She hasn't been here in a long time. A very long time. But she was here, so she is not

a Dr. Susan Blockshow virgin. Well, John actually isn't either. He was here at Master D's birthday

spectacular lap dance spangathon. And you, Lucky Star, were at Aerosday.

Aerosday 2011, yes. 2011. It's been a while. It's good to be back, though. Yes, and Aeros and Venus have since

broken up, and so have you with the person that you were with. Right. So isn't that how love sometimes goes? Yeah.

Psyche, wasn't it? Well, we kind of celebrate Aerosday with Aeros, of course.

He is the... Cupid, the Greek version. And there's a planetoid called Aeros that is shaped well, like... Like a penis.

Well, a curved one. Even though the astronomers often say it's shaped like a banana because, you know, they don't want to say penis. But anyway,

we know what it is, and it comes closest to Earth at this time of year, January 22nd, so we celebrate Aerosday. And we always

have a Venus, because Aeros comes from Venus. Oh, even though kind of Venus comes from Aeros. I mean, you know,

there's different mythologies. But sometimes if we're feeling ambitious, we'll have a Psyche, as well. And besides, Aeros is a motherfucker. There's no personification

for agape, though, right? Agape. Aeros and agape, profane love and divine love and

selfless love. That's kind of like Plato's retreat. No, not his retreat. The Aeros and agape are like the two...

Right, the two different kinds of love. And agape is more of a charitable kind of I love everybody. Selfless, non...

I don't know if it's selfless, but it's non... Divine love. It's not so sexual. Well, I think love is divine. Well, I agree.

Thank you. Because agape is pretty boring. Yeah, exactly. That's why they didn't even have a God for it. They just had Plato kind of trumpeting it because he was kind of gay

and didn't want to deal with it. I think. It was the fashion of the time. Lucky. Yes. What are you up to? Oh, gosh.

I'm shooting quite a bit. Shooting? Yes. I actually starred my first feature porn movie, I should say.

So I got to use all my acting skills. I actually do have some. I was a professional stage actress back in Chicago.

Then I moved out here to try to pursue mainstream. We all see the tragic end in that story now, don't we? We do. That is sort of related to our theme

tonight. We kind of have this theme. Which is acting and exhibitionism. The actor and the exhibitionist. Are they

different people or the same people? How do they interact? And you know, how does exhibitionism help or hinder

the art or craft? Because you don't really think it's an art, do you? No, and actors are exhibitionists. I mean,

most people are afraid of public speaking, of being the center of attention. Actors have a disease and the disease is look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.

They're motivated to risk humiliation for the sake of their exhibition. When we're talking exhibitionists, are we talking

specifically like nudity in a sexual kind of way? No, no, not specifically. We're just talking about an erotic thrill. But yeah,

sure. I mean, that segues into, you know, the boom and porn. Everybody does porn. You don't even have to be.

You kind of have to have a little exhibitionism, I think. But you'd be amazed that there's amazing actors in the adult industry nowadays. There are, because there's all kinds of people. Right.

And there's all these amazing features that are coming out that look like something that you would actually go to a movie theater to see that have sex in it. Very beautiful

movies coming out. Well, for instance, our friend Marcus London. Yes. I saw the screening. Did you see it? Oh, it's phenomenal.

He was here. I did a better thing. He made me squirt. Okay. So let's introduce this. Okay. Is this Gia. Gia Steele.

Hi. Hi. Wow. Listen to your voice. You could be Betty Boop. Yeah. You could do voiceovers. So you, you, what did you have

to say about Spartacus? I was going to say squirtacus because that's what we called our Tommy Gunn's house, his ranch yesterday. Oh. Got to see all like some of the

equipment he used. Yeah. Did you see the, did you see the screening? Yes, I did. I didn't see you or maybe I didn't know you were yet but now I do so now that. He shows it off to everyone. He's so proud.

Right. It doesn't look like something like you'd see in a theater. I told him I would be in money. It's really legit. They did a really good job with it. Yeah. It's, it's not even appropriate to call it a parody. No.

Because he takes it so seriously. He does Spartacus with sex. Yeah. Lots of sex. Yeah. And the sex isn't gratuitous. Like there's a reason for all the sex

in it plus there's amazing like fight scenes and acting. It's not just random. Like I'm just like, please put me in next movie because it was so phenomenal. Yeah.

But there's a lot of stuff like that coming out right now and one that I did recently. It's not, everyone asked me if it's an incest film. It's not an incest film. It's called A Mother's Love

2. It's really more of like a nurturing milk movie but that was my first starring role in a porn feature. Why can't we think it's an incest film? I don't know. I think, I think I'm having

a revolution here. Yes. Okay. The revelation is a revolution. I started directing last year. Did my first short film and

this is where I should be focusing my talents exactly. We need directors. Absolutely. And you know, I mean porn

is just becoming acceptable and sometimes it's not called porn. Like for instance Cindy Gallup has this whole movement

called Make Love Not Porn which actually in my opinion it's just showing very intimate with good acting

porn films. I mean it's still porn. Yeah. It's sex. Sex. Very erotica. I mean you can call it whatever you want but it's sex.

It's basically a good movie with explicit, I like to say explicit maybe because it's nice where it's explicit.

Explicit sex. Right. Very similar to like movies like remember the movie Caligula back in the 70s? Yeah. Yeah.

Everyone knows what I'm talking about. It showed sex actually if you're going to show sex, show sex. And it showed sex but also had all these like phenomenal Shakespearean

actors as the leading roles but it got the point across and that's what really kind of gets me going in all these features nowadays is that sex

to portray a feeling. And that's what I was so excited about Spartacus. Yeah. John.

I like I have an affinity for the porn that's made by and for lesbians not the, you know, not the girl

girl scene in every porn movie. It's stuff that proves by good vibes, you know. Girlfriend films. Not so much but like movies like

Hard Love and How to Fucking High Heels and the acting the non erotic the non sexual parts

of the film are very different than the entire style is different. And I actually

those are the you know, I don't know what it is for some reason I I don't really, once there's a dick in there

maybe I'm homophobic, it just doesn't do much for me. So the sex does not do anything for you? He likes the sex with the girl. Girl, girl sex.

I never understand like why I'm supposed to like get aroused watching some guy get a blowjob. Am I supposed to identify with the guy?

Because you're supposed to like fantasize what it's like to feel like you're getting a blowjob. Maybe I'm supposed to identify with a girl.

Yeah, well there's different things. I mean obviously the most common form of porn, the most popular

is boy girl, is a girl and a guy. And I think that a lot of guys who watch that are kind of

getting a competitive thrill that comes from the sperm wars phenomenon where your sperm

count goes up because your brain sends a message to your testicles that there is a rival for the affections

of this hot woman that you desire so you'd better make more sperm. And I mean it works in some guys, I guess not in all

but it does seem to work in quite a few guys who are not actually, you know it's not like they're interested in guys but they do like to see the cock

there to represent the competition. That's why they rarely show their face. Are you sure it's not because there's some unconscious Oh and then there's the latent

homosexuality as well. A lot of women have a right fantasy because it's the ultimate taboo.

I think maybe there's an underlying cock-sucking fantasy that usually is subconscious.

What are you talking about in men watching this? There's a lot of gayity going on of course. There's nothing wrong with gayity.

Actually the Supreme Court in their next session is going to talk about gayity and same

gender marriage and that kind of stuff and there's a lot of Republicans on that Supreme Court. Well you know people don't follow

through the logic of their own beliefs because if God created man in his image then God's at least 10% gay, just look around. There you go. Hey hey that doesn't include me man.

And you know I mean to be able to express your sexual self is

a very healthy thing. I'm going to get a drink. I'll be right back. Maybe one of the things besides the government poisoning the alcohol

that led the great John Barrymore senior to an early demise

was kind of a frustrated sex life even though he had a lot of sex partners and he had at least one, a couple wives

or something but he said he's very famous for saying sex is the thing that takes up the least amount of time

and causes the most amount of trouble. So obviously he wasn't doing it right. And that

phrase was so applauded because I think a lot of people weren't and people could identify with that when he said that.

He destroyed all four of his marriages with insane unfounded jealousy. Which

just as homophobia usually comes from a latent feelings. Jealousy usually comes from

insecurity, sexual insecurity. I'm twisting the sperm wars phenomenon into something bad. When actually you should just regard the competition as

something to excite your testicles. You know I don't I don't really have that jealous thing. In fact

you know I don't But if you do, if you do have that jealous thing the thing to do is to transmute it like

alchemy into something positive because jealousy is energy and it's just this feeling of

fear mixed with the excitement that your partner is desirable to other people. It's good to have a desirable partner.

I always thought of jealousy as relatively unhealthy but you know I think jealousy is healthy in every relationship.

No, no, no, no. To what extent? I mean it shows that you actually give a shit about your partner. I want to feel like that person is always working hard

to get my affection. Yeah but we have a point where it's really unhealthy which I have been in that situation before then that's

You know I had a girlfriend and she said what would you do if I slept with somebody else? I said I'd get over it and she didn't like that answer at all.

She said what? I said yeah it's not the most important thing, we're all human I don't even need to know about it you've got to pass.

She said to me well if you ever want to go out of me just sleep with somebody else and I said well that would be like a twofer then wouldn't it? And she liked that even less

but I was actually serious in my first answer that I'd get over it because you know what does it mean really

a fuck? You know I've been like actually in this situation very recently because I was seeing this guy and I got to the point

last night where I told him I liked him and he's just kind of like well I'm not into a relationship and then he starts the whole well you fuck other men for a living

why can't I fuck other women? I'm like because it's not your friggin job and it was just it just blew up and I was like being single kind of sucks.

I don't really see the logic of that either Well you know people do have different levels of propriety and different agreements

with people I think jealousy is very real I'm sure that there could be something that would make you jealous maybe it wouldn't be sex John

maybe it would be something just secretive that maybe it would even be just a simple lunch meeting but if it was a lie

if it was a secret it might make you jealous because if it's something you have to hide then it's something that should happen I don't think jealousy is always about sex

it's about just a fear that your loved one is you know sneaking like a snake

by the way this is Eve it's healthy to believe that it's healthy to believe that well okay

because everyone is going to lie eventually do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend I was in a four year relationship are you in one now?

well good I'm glad nobody is going to get super jealous towards the end it was like that though because you know I do talk to people for a living

no but we did shoot a few times together I liked every single time so it was like shut your fucking feet yeah

well you know it's it's a very personal thing jealousy and you know it used to be that the definition was

you know if somebody had sex with somebody else and I think that's not the only definition it's like it's about just trust

and understanding and certainly if you're in porn you know it's often not about sex it's about

something else I mean I'm counseling a couple where he had sex you know they're a porn couple and that was

fine because he's in porn and then he can you see him? it got the girl some jewelry

from Tiffany's and that was not fine you know and so yeah I mean jealousy

can mean different things so back to exhibitionism Eve is an exhibitionist she is now showing off to everybody

that she can get everybody's attention that's quite a snake there okay Eve calm down okay she's in my lace

whoops yeah well I think I'm gonna put her away so bye bye Eve

bye bye reptile who's gonna take her and put her in her cage okay you're gonna do it Max

okay Papa Max is gonna take his darling daughter the snake be careful with her and be sure to shut the cage

good okay so now your dad we should say is another John Barrymore yes okay and

this is him he looks a little like Elvis it's kinda hot look at that is that wrong to say about your dad

no not at all he was quite the matinee isle as well more into like the gun smoke type

roles I think well he did a couple of gun smokes he actually went to Italy to avoid probation

after a hit and run and that was the story of my sister Blythe because he lived there for a couple of years he spoke pretty good Italian

but it occurred to him that Italians can't say Blythe ah this is Blythe Blythe Blythe

yeah so I have an Italian half sister who's with an unpronounceable name in her own because she speaks Italian primarily

but when he came he did some spaghetti you know like spaghetti westerns he did spaghetti gladiator movies you know the Trojan horse

and when he came back from Italy he was doing the episodic TV thing

where's my still photographers I don't have any in here can I have a still where are my still photographers

I need one because I have this great picture that Teja printed out for me Alex is here

yeah I know but he's not in the room and I have to say this is the profile

this is John Barrymore senior I guess in the middle and he was famous

for being called the profile it's the wag the what the Indian that knows that that

that delicate knows the famous profile which is always left profile there's a little

there's a little bit of East Indian in the family yes wasn't Maurice born in Amritsar yes

Maurice's dad John Blythe deserted the British civil service

and lived for 40 years in India under assumed name John Blake forget the military the civil service was too much

structure for this guy so he married the daughter of a colonel who happened to be a half cast

and that's where the and even though my grandfather was very a cello when he got in the sun he would turn Beatle Brown

very quickly and because he was much you know I'm probably I don't know a 64th Indian he was

probably a 16th or an 8th and we have John Barrymore junior your dad John Drew Barrymore and then we have Drew Barrymore

so this is a picture constantly looking at pictures of your family that people are shoving around but I had to do it

you know right so we can recognize now you've got quite a profile so yes I actually have the you know we have to get you up here posing

with pictures yeah here we go your your face should be on the side it's always a left profile they're looking that way

so okay well okay here we go the Barrymore

profile such as it is yeah okay do we got it we got it

we got the profile okay here we go we're getting the profile what do you think if you just all it takes is this much this much here

and of course okay but you're not on microphone now you're talking to the wind okay so

so yeah so Drew Drew resembles most strongly our grandmother Dolores

who was doesn't really have the profile neither did Dolores they were black Irish and so anti-semitic

that her kids had to go out and give her five Jewish grandchildren of course it was easy for my father all he had to do was marry my mother

for my aunt she she had to convert because you're only Jew of your mother she just wanted to make sure when I knew Dolores

I used to say well mom Costello is not really an Irish name that's a Spanish name and I actually turned out I was right

that you know those Jews that were left during the Inquisition went to yes large migration from Spain to Ireland

well you are quite a mix Jewish Indian Russian English Irish Irish and we're all in it

and apparently I'm related to Michael Douglas this fucking has been going on for me and everyone thinks he looks like Michael Douglas everybody's fucking everybody

we are all children of sex we are all children of sex hallelujah so I just had another guest

walk in but he's getting situated are you situated Mr. Flash Brown welcome

thank you yes I am oh what a voice great voice we have a lot of great voices tonight

don't we you guys have opposite voices say hi say hi

that's what I call a contrast in voices oh can you we'll get

we have to do a little dirty talk with those voices at a certain point yeah yeah he could say take it bitch

oh fuck me I can do the dirty talk now your voice is going down you have to keep the high voice

that's great high voice so who's going to start with the dirty talk I think she wants to baby you like that pussy

let me see that pussy though wow I'm feeling it yes indeed

get it well Flash that's one thing you haven't done it's voice overs I guess

I mean you've done a lot of other things sports you're a real athlete aren't you yes I am and a sexual athlete as well

thank you and a businessman yes I am I got my own production company

Flash Brown Productions right now I did it with the modeling side of the industry mainstream modeling

modeling yes yes and also of course the adult side of course and the music industry too as well

so I heard now what do you do in music well direct produce my last project was in Miami

South Beach a couple weeks ago now is this like an erotic music video no no no no it's real the real deal real what's wrong with

isn't sex real there's nothing wrong with erotic yes indeed right no I don't think you would think

there's much wrong with erotic you seem to enjoy it yes I do yeah yeah how did you get into that what did a nice guy like you

get into the erotic business is it a business move or because your libido just won't let you no it was like

I also modeled too mainstream in one day in LA so you're a bodybuilder no

no you're just a you just lift weights with your dick dad and yeah I like to lift pussy lift pussy well that's a weight with your dick

right look at her don't look at me like that girl I actually saw her blush

I think we met once before you have met but not on set but okay but

back to the modeling thing back to the modeling this particular photographer did both he shot mainstream

and he did also shot of course erotic whatever and he told me about I mean you got a good look about yourself

how about you try getting to adult industry whatever I don't know exactly

about a month later like R.K. okay after research I decided to give it a try

ever since then it took off for me the sex business does that just took over for you

so you didn't try mainstream acting or did you not yet but I got some people's mind

they're trying to push me in there right, see crossover's easier now actually your granddad was like one of the original

crossovers he crossed over from stage to to silent movies and then to talkies

and not very many people could do all of that right and Ethel stayed in New York on the stage because she thought film acting was meanwhile

grandkids are the only ones with money rather than Drew who made her own fortune she married a colt so

she stayed in New York and not the horse the weapons may in fact Samuel Colt the fourth

as one of my cousins so she didn't go out to Hollywood for the money she stayed on the stage

and she got the money she was the only smart one really in the family

my grandfather and his brother both died broke well, you know maybe they were artists maybe they just had extravagant

lifestyles well they did and they were dramatic and exciting and inspirational to

the rest of us profligates right so you think they would have dabbled in porn if they were around nowadays you know I was going to ask

when you asked him if he was a bodybuilder life is cruel sometimes my father and my son were both born with the genetic six pack

they never had to do a thing my father had his to the day he died my son still I mean even when I weighed 120 pounds

I was soft in the middle like a tootsie pot but sometimes you're just blessed with genetics the

my grandfather and his brother became actors for the same reason I originally did they were basically had no other marketable skills

they tried to make it as commercial artists and couldn't and they went into the family business which was acting and that's basically why I went into it

as a teenager a high school dropout you directed a porn film what would the family think who gives a fuck

well you know actually actors if you go back a little while they were like panographers if your daughter told you

I'm going to be an actress you know it was a disgrace it was a disgrace

so now it's the disgrace the royal family of America because there is crossover now there is but there isn't

because I knew that once I went into porn because I came here with mainstream in mind only and

you know I was desperate for money and I fell into porn but once I was there I was just kind of like mainstream what was I thinking

she fell into porn it's kind of like I didn't go into porn I fell into porn

but once I went into the porn direction I knew I had to keep going I knew I couldn't actually come back and crossover back into mainstream

I did do a couple of speaking parts on some major TV shows though but nothing really extensive do you feel you're an exhibitionist

absolutely I am now you have to be in porn, you have to be in exhibitions you have to be a voyeur

you have to be bisexual for women you don't have to be but it definitely helps you have to be all of the above and how does exhibitionism help your acting

in porn honestly if you do porn I feel like nothing can inhibit you as an actor I feel like you can do anything

and that's one thing that I noticed when I did that feature is that I feel like now you could just throw anything at me and I could do it

are you an exhibitionist Gia? yeah I'm a 21 and I love what I do I love being self-employed and I love being able to

Facebook my friends be like guess what bitches I hope you like unined vibes and how about your family

you're not from the Barring Wars but do they know what you do? yeah my family I told them what I was going to do

I came out to get a shoot for Showtime and I do porn this is what happens to a lot of actors all actors

we used to always say it was a tragedy you do what? is it a tragedy? it's really just

I think what the market wants the tragedy is there's no money in it anymore in mainstream acting

well and there's some money in porn not a huge amount but there's some I agree I started web camming

I worked three jobs I worked at two different restaurants and worked at a stable and went to high school and I started web camming at night time

dropped out of high school and then started doing porn and I make more money than everyone my age how about your flash

your name is flash now flash means I guess flashing I hope it doesn't mean that you come in a flash that would not be good

I hope not is that a surname? the flash now flash came from

it's a nickname of mine from college basketball how tall are you? I'm 6'6 baby

sorry that my camera guy I have a camera guy that's 6'6 we should have you up against each other but you're not here

I really must be up against you thank you babe pretty much so do you feel like you're an exhibitionist

or you just kind of put up with all those fans for what you mean does it turn you on to show off

for the camera? is that a turn on? it is it's more of a turn on for me being with the woman

I mean I put on for my fans but if I was to watch my movie and sit back and be like

okay on the outside looking in this is what my fans looking at and I'd be like okay cool I see how it turns them on

it's cool so what do you think about do you just focus on the lady what do you think about to do a good scene

I focus on the lady of course anything about her particular that turns me on

her looks zone out you gotta zone out of course you gotta leave the street life

in the streets and come to work come on set and kill it alright that's killing the cat

I got a surprise for you too surprise let's get this out excuse me while I whip this out

really I'd like to see what he's got what we've been waiting for whip it out

oh it's just a toy what we thought it was okay thank you but let's look at the toy

it's heavy I tell you this is heavy flash brown black cock addiction

whoa whoa the last cock addiction

wow I know this doesn't turn you on yeah it's not all about turning you on

is that built to scale is that actual size yes it is who said that this is built to scale

later on I will prove their point oh my god it's true could you unwrap that thing

I think so this would be a giant okay this is how big do we have a measurement

I cannot do anything with that one wow that's scary I won't be doing an email scene anytime soon with you

but you want to see it oh absolutely holy fuck me look at this

33 cubic inches over here look at this you can store a lot of stuff in there

33 cubic inches imagine all the sperm you put in there it takes a lot of blood to fill it up it's good that you're an athlete

yes it does this is an 18 wheeler folks you get out of the way when you're on the highway with this one

I don't think there's room for two oh wow okay well we're all duly impressed

and we'd say whip it out but you know we believe in a little foreplay so

why do they call it that foreplay? oh I know it's terrible word it's the word it's good in and of itself

it doesn't necessarily have to be the appetizer of something else yeah but I'm thinking of it that way right now but yeah I mean foreplay is

all the goodies that involve caressing and kissing and intimacy I hate it when a guy just sticks it in

and just expects it to no there's an art to this especially something like this

you gotta warm me up like good before I could take something I had a girlfriend who was 4 foot 11 this is almost that big

we could just do 69 for hours there was no stretching there was no like it was just completely

how tall are you by the way? 5 feet tall close enough how tall are you Gia? 5'3

all these little girlies fun size we call them all right so I think

well it's time for a dance how about a dance?

lucky star is a pole dancer okay let me move this microphone wait wait I gotta tell a little story

about my pole dancing when I was living in Chicago doing professional theater whenever my contract would end

like after 8 weeks I'd go work at the strip club until I got another contract so then I'd do another equity show

and then I'd go back to the strip club so it's just kind of like theater and pole dancing just come together and I was in a lovely musical called

Miss Saigon where my pole dancing tricks actually came in handy because I had to play out of all things what did you play?

well I understood the lead but I was pretty much an Asian whore I know I'm not going to say that's stretching for me

I see the clap sign somebody should sit in the stripper chair here do you want to sit there max

or should flash sit there no no no I'm not going to sit there because I'll be in the way maybe we'll put flash there

if you want to sit there you can watch a step up here oh here she is come up there very carefully

watch out don't get this in any holes there I'm acting like a director so flash that shirt really clashes

with her outfit I think you should take your shirt off can okay so we have music

and is this is this music related to his video no this is just some music okay

so we have random music and we need your audience he's engaging himself flash

do you need something over there Teja will you seat flash in this chair here in the

stripper pole chair and you can this is Teja looking this is her version of Charlie Chaplin

right and help him with the clashing purple shirt he's wearing a purple shirt that kind of clashes with the whole scene

oh you want to take a shirt off I want to take a shirt off yeah could you take a shirt off yeah it kind of clashes

and you were late so otherwise I would have like keep the shirt on longer yeah I like the sunglasses I'm gonna wear my sunglasses too

we'll be very Hollywood now since this is all about acting and exhibitionism and Hollywood

alright so now we have flash he's got his shirt open

but it's not off could it get off could we get it just off please

please flash flash honey you can put the music on

could it help if I took my shirt off yeah it probably wouldn't but I will take my shirt off if you'd like to yeah yeah it's hot enough

okay where's the music okay here we go and Luckstar is dancing

on the Dr. Susan block show stripper pole table how many shows have a stripper pole

right on their radio console this is Hollywood we're by

he's got the style of milk There we go. Lucky star, brother. Flash is getting his shirt off, brother. That's daddy's little girl, but he don't know

If he finds out she'll be in trouble But if he don't, her money doubles Everyday she goes to work Put her on stage, they go berserk

I'm playing the back, blowing perky Throwing cash in the air, you supposed to throw She come up them drawers, that's everywhere Don't keep her all night, passing play

She's my favorite, yes she is I wanna see her dance naked, she's the best in the biz Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go slide down the pole?

I think for that you can take your top off Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go, uh-huh Does she go, uh-huh

I think her in all outdoors, she got booty galore Ass like I never even seen before She picking up her money off the floor It's crazy, all the ballers in the club know

On the crib, told my brother, I ain't coming back home I found me another chick, I want a ball They call me short, sure, I'm nothing nice Hanging out in clubs, all my life

I seen a wild-ass stripper, hair was pushing Upside down with a beard and her pussy Play up on the pole, she can sit on the roof Would it stay back down, she's getting loose

Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go slide down the pole? Here's a different pole for you to slide on

Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go slide down the pole? Does she go, uh-huh Does she go, uh-huh

Okay, let's hear it for Lucky Star And Flash And his pole, I mean the stripper pole Yeah, okay

Okay, you gotta get on a microphone Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Mm-mm-mm Okay, here's the mic

Can somebody help? Here you go Okay, why don't you come on up here Come on up here now Here's your microphone

Young lady Just like we're going now So, how do you feel? You made a couple bucks?

I did Better than they do at Sam's downstairs There you go, there you go How's the bod? How's the bod?

The bod is looking great I've been doing kickboxing Oh, look at that, tight bottom Yeah, can we see a demo of your kickboxing?

I'll hold the mic Okay, don't trip, wait, wait, wait Get over the wire and now show us a little kick Whoa

Nice Not bad, but old lady That's like something you have to learn in acting You know, kind of kickboxing and sword fighting

A little Horseback riding and fucking And cock-sucking Cock-sucking

Right, I mean, how far did you get with this poll here? What is this? It's Agua Oh, this is Agua What do I do?

Okay, well, this is a special ritual That we do here at the Speak Easy What is that? And in, you know, I mean

This is not a real Speak Easy But we do drink at the Speak Easy And one of our favorite drinks is Agua Cocoa leaf liqueur

Which is made from the cocoa leaf But not the kind that John's great uncle was snorting This is just the cocoa leaf And it's not cocaine

But it is some salt that we put on the boobies Oh, look who's here Gia Gia

Yeah, okay, take the shorts off, yeah Okay, you wanted to show your matching panties Is that right? You have exactly the same, pretty much

Okay, well, they look good anyway Okay, but we're into black panties tonight What is that about? Well, that was just because I had that black dress on

Okay, and I think there is a little bit of a, you know Sex and death thing going on here You have to tell me the great story in a little bit I'm wearing black panties tonight

Yeah, you are You can show them, you know I'm actually wearing skimpier panties in both these girls Oh, wow

Yeah, these are pretty hefty panties here So, okay, so what we do with this is we We have to bear the nipple Oh, I missed the panty shot

Oh, here we go Get the panty shot Yep, yep, yep, okay Hold it, hold that shot

John It's one of my few remaining good features It is, very nice, very nice Okay, this is the Barrymore ass

Exactly Okay, very good Now, this is a very good ass He's a bad boy

So, in fact, maybe we're going to do the So, what is this? This is Agua coca leaf liqueur And this is the salt

Okay, this is the salt Okay, so, oh, very nice I love how you both have natural boobies Which is very nice

And we reveal a booby or two And then you lick the booby So that you have some moisture Right, here we go

And then, yeah, you can lick that booby Right, okay And I put the salt there And then you lick the...

Oh, yeah, right, here we go Okay, yeah, you're going to do each other So, we're going to... See, John

This is just two girls, no dicks involved Yes, I know And I have a preference for a smaller... Right, small, natural, beautiful little boobies

I love them Okay So now what you do is you lick first And then you do your shot

Okay, you lick the salt, which is salty And the shot is going to be sweet Like a soda pop without the pop Yeah

And it's kind of... Well, licorice Ooh, wow Wow

I don't know how to describe it I used to do the whole shot Yeah, okay Well, there you go

So you just did yours So I think maybe I have to do mine Yes So I think I'm going to do it on one of each

Okay, one of each, yeah, okay So here we go I'm going to move my mic So, John, I'm going to ask you to narrate now

Yes Would you please narrate? Because I'm going to move my mic so I can do the lick Okay

Yes, what would you... It's sort of like a sports casting thing You just do a blow-by-blow Just say what you see

Blow-by-blow I'm not intending to Okay, so what's going on right now? Speak into the microphone

Oh, yes Yes Okay, John Barrymore is narrating this moment now Okay

Ladies and gentlemen Here we go Our two trained athletes Exposing themselves

To the dangers of Dr. Susan's bite Mm-hmm Bite You know, these...

These go-aheads you're wearing, my dear Gia These are quite... That's quite a turn-on for me These Zories

It's because... The shoes, yes Oh, quick question What would happen if you put it on a click, though?

It would burn Oh, yes It would burn? I mean, it's been done

And some women like it It's not horribly burning But it is a little bit... It sounds like she's taking...

A tingle A tingle Uh-huh Yeah

So... A dick, though We've done it on dicks That works really good

You're a trusted reporter Dick always willing to... Okay, thank you very much, John Risk, life and limb

I'm supposed to wait I'll do it I take the salt And then this...

Is that what I do? Yeah, yeah, yeah It's like this and... No, no, no

But you should come up here And do it on us Oh, well If you insist

Oh, yeah Barrymore This is Alexander Technique, just so you know This is Alexander Technique of salt

Off the nipples Salt off the nipples And then... Is that an Alexander Technique?

It is for him Oh Because that's like an acting exercise Right

Okay, here he comes John Barrymore Oh, yes And he has some headphones now

So he can hear what he's licking Pick a tinny So he can hear the sound of licking Okay, so the combined tinny right here

Okay Yeah Yeah, here we go You gotta give it a lick for moisture

I'll let you insist Yeah, this gives you two licks First is the lick for moisture John Barrymore is giving the lick for moisture

These girls are really delicious Yeah Okay, give them my... In every possible meaning of the word

Delicious They are... The titties kind of match They're so sweet

Lucky with the mic Yes My little spanker here Do you like a little light spank?

Yeah Yes, it's my little finger fogger Ooh, down we go Oh, he had a penis to his mouth

Yeah, he did He had a penis on his mouth But it was a plastic one And it had alcohol in it

Right, right, right It's okay, he can drink from an alcoholic penis Oh Okay, oh, we're gonna get another one

Right, right, exactly Yeah, here he goes John Barrymore is licking his salt Very thoroughly

This is a thorough salt licking right here My grandfather would be so proud He would He would

He would be doing this This is the... I mean, for all we know This was a old speakeasy tradition

In the old speakeasies This is, of course, a new speakeasy And our alcohol is not poisoned by the government Yes

So we're happy Thank God Thank you so much Okay, all right

Let's hear it for John Barrymore And Lucky Star And Gia Steele, brothers and sisters Thank you

Now, where did Flash go? He didn't get his Oh, he's getting ready For this shot

Okay Okay, so we've all had our shots I love how she points with her foot She's very talented

She's an acrobat She can teach you how to get up on the trapeze Have you ever been on a trapeze? Not right this second

Because that's all the way over there No, I don't understand But there is something that's right over here You can do circus tricks?

She does I love the circus since I was a child It's my favorite thing ever I was freaking out because I found this

like elephant pendant earlier I ran away from the circus to join a family This one, actually, sort of a family It's a freaky family

So have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yeah Yeah Of course

You have Did you like it? Yeah Yeah

When did you ride it? The first time or just the last time Oh, I see you've ridden it several times Well, I see you enjoyed a lot

Do you have one of your own at home? No, my friend has one at her house So we like to webcam How about you? Have you been on a Sybian?

I have not actually You have not been on a Sybian Should we... I don't know if I can do it today

Well, there's nothing much to do You just sit on it But it goes in the way No, no, no, it doesn't

Not the way we have it It could We could put an attachment on Okay

Basically, it just sits on low In fact, you could be sitting on the Maryland Have the knob one? Unless you squirt

Wait, do you have that knob one? The knob one Oh, she's got her hand right near it That thing's like a giant Hitachi thing

You can turn that thing into like A giant Hitachi thing That's right, except you have to sit on it All right, brothers and sisters

This is the Sybian I'm gonna squirt all over this bed Do you squirt? Are you a squirter?

I can You can be All right, then let's get a towel Just in case

Because this is... My panties on So will that soak it up? Well, you could take them off

It's okay with me, right? I want the whole panties Does anybody have a problem with that? I want the whole panties

Perfectly fine I do not work for the Bureau of... Panty patrol is fine

Panty boy would love it If you took your panties off Would you like to? All right

How could I explain this? You said you don't have to Yeah, you better keep them on You better

You can explain the two letter word Okay I'm moving the jeans aside Just because

You know, jeans It's either an inconvenient time of the month Or she's got some really All over her

Radical piercings Okay, here Right One of the other

One of us soon Okay I'm too scared I like freaked out to get my belly button pierced

She'll see me cry Okay, I'm going to sit on this Actually Move this forward

So it's facing front here We are Stage directing All right

Okay This is going to be the time of life This is a scene And because actors and exhibitionists

Like to be seen And ultimately The performance Is for the benefit of the actor himself

Well, of course Wait, wait, wait So does this little knob go on my Clit?

Or do I go in front of it? Clit on the edge Clit on the edge Right there

Now, I don't know that we need to Have the towel over this What we need to do Is have the towel under this

In case you squirt And then over it Is just the plastic So that you can feel the full effects

The plastic is, of course, for safe sex But this is a juxtaposition This is not a flogger This is a riding crop

Okay, here we go Get your S.I.M.N. tools right Yes, yes We're going to talk about it

We have so much to talk about We might have to do this again Okay, so here we go You're going to hear me sing

Luck Green Star is Yeah, that's great So where's the microphone? Where's the mic?

Does the knob kind of go in my guja? That little knob? Whoa Okay, you're okay?

You doing good? Yeah, I'm good Yeah, okay So now, are you comfortable?

Yeah Yeah All right Great way to spend a Friday night, huh?

Yeah Well, it's actually a Saturday night But who's counting? We're in the middle of Carmageddon

Oh, bugger Well, it doesn't matter It's timeless This is a timeless experience

which will be archived in in filmic history So here we go Lucky Star on the Sybian

on the Dr. Susan Block show Well, that's kind of nice She's kind of nice She says it's kind of nice

Okay, that's a good sign Kind of nice So I just stay on this thing until I come Yeah, you kind of stay on that thing

Yeah And tell us about how you're feeling It just kind of feels like I'm sitting on a vibrator It kind of feels like instead of like

I normally like to lay down and put my vibrator in my clip but instead I like to just Right

This would be like if I were to take my vibrator and put it on my bed and just straddle it

Okay, well, that is a very good intellectual assessment and now we need you to just feel your feelings

and emote like an actress Oh, of course I mean, you can say words

The thing is, like when it comes to like clitoral stimulation in my mind

I could turn it on I could turn it off Oh, my gosh Try to turn that off

Okay I told you it's intense It's like a Hitachi but nowhere

You don't even have to hold it Everything's in your mind Oh, my God That comes in slow, medium

Oh, my God In extreme All right, all right, that's good Oh, my God

So I just have to wait to come, huh? Maybe I should just think sexy thoughts Think sexy thoughts, okay I'll help you

Oh, okay I'll help you think Oh, yeah, help us I'll give you a little spank

Okay, that works With my Juxley ringplugger Okay, okay Oh, that's good

Oh, my gosh Oh, fuck Hold this up a little here Oh, yeah

Mmm, yeah Okay, I'm gonna come Oh, yeah Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck Let's serve, brothers and sisters Just pop the simian cherry right here Okay, so tell me how great that is

It's like everything you could desire in a dildo But effortless because there's two knobs That turn it off from It's incredible what they're willing to sacrifice

For their art, isn't it? Oh, yeah Let's hear it for Lucky Star Brothers and sisters Sister Lucky shares with us

Her beauty and her sex That is something You know what? If I get one of these things

I don't think I'll ever need a boyfriend Just record tapes of yourself I just record myself They don't talk

Just record myself That's a problem? Well, it can be Anyway, okay

Well, so that was your first simian ride You're not a virgin to the speakeasy But you were a virgin to the simian I was

How did you like that? Talking to the microphone That was really good But one thing is it was vibrating so hard

That it was vibrations that First of all, I masturbate all the time Like I gave up on my hand Because it just wasn't cutting

So then I had to turn the vibrator And this would be like stepping it up Further and then further and then further Like it goes from slow, medium

Oh my god to holy fuck It's like, oh my gosh Oh fuck, oh my gosh Oh my god

Oh my god Oh my god, oh yeah Oh fuck And it's a

Take Tibetan tube and throat signal It's a good workout Who's next?

Did you squirt? You sort of leaked A little You had your panties on

It might be sweat Because I am sweating like a horn shirt You know, yeah, it's a hot night Well, it's great because all the attachments

Like when I did mine, I did it with one of these Would you like an attachment? No Would you like to do it?

Yeah, I'll do it You do it? Okay Teja

Teja Teja didn't dress me up For the second chapter Oh, okay

So, I brought a bag of goodies Well, yeah I'm just wondering I love the way she says goodies

What do you got? They're wicked awesome I got goodies You got goodies?

Yeah, I have like What kind of goodies do you have? I brought some tutus Okay, let's see

Where's Teja? I don't know Can someone You should definitely be working in cartoons

Yeah, yeah I love that I love the anime and everything Yeah

Well, you are an anime Absolutely Okay, so I don't know where my producer is

There she is There she is There she is Oh, yes

This is what we need It's so fucking hot These things are almost as big as flash Brown

But they're Ice Oh Okay

Ice is usually best when it's a surprise You know This ice is a surprise You can't get it out

Okay, I think we need to go back to the drawing board With the ice thing This needs actually to melt A little bit

So we're going to put a new A new Dental dam That's what we call these giant dental dams

Are going on the Sybian Because we are so safe Brothers Yeah

Yes, we are all about the safety You know Because Because we're all about safety

Well, yeah And Barry Morris have died of syphilis And there is a syphilis thing going on The wheelchair

Lionel was in the wheelchair Because of syphilis And you and I, Susie We were in the magic generation

Where you couldn't die from having sex Remember Well, it was only like for two years It was only like 25 years

Yes And we were You're going to warm that up We were lucky few

Okay By the way I have some very secret Top secret guests in this

Speakeasy tonight Who are involved in international Intrigue And I can't say who they are

No And that's all I'm going to say No Okay

But I just want you to know We're very special tonight I just want you to know how special we are Scramble the words

Okay I didn't say anything I just want to say And we're special

I mean Aside from a Barrymore We have another household word Here tonight

But we're not going to say Who that household word is No That's it

No We're not going to say We're innocent We're Islamic people or something

We're innocent I don't know Yeah So anyway

Back to the Sybian Okay And here we have Sister Gia

Steele And the cathedral Of love brothers and sisters That cathedral

Yes Sister Gia Is not riding the Sybian For the first time

But this is the first time That she is In the Speakeasy Riding Sybian

Yeah Woo-hoo And She is going to ride

For our sins That's right Are you ready girl I'm ready

Okay Give her the microphone So we can hear her squeals Of Betty Boopish

Ecstasy Here she goes Gia Steele Lucky's licking her nipples

Tejas blowing bubbles Moodus cameras in there Moodus cameras in there Move them all over there

Moodus fucking cameras in there Let me see those nipples See those tongues and those teeth The spinach between their teeth

Let me see it all I don't like to see No high definition pimples Move them in

Move them in The westerns that your father was in Right Watch the equipment

Oh right No Right What have we learned here

Tonight I've learned I've learned that cartoon sex Is even better than cartoon violence

Let's hear it Gia Steele See the clap sign Thank you

Thank you Well I should invite our male guest To ride the Sybian Yeah

I just thought I'd invite you Okay so now This is the Sybian challenge Okay so now

John showed his ass So, Blash Do, do, do, do What's this?

Oh ice Oh It's Oh okay

Oh the cock broke Would you mind? Oh sorry I hate it when that happens

That's alright I can Oh those are the breasts This is just the cock head

Okay Yeah Right you gotta wet it first That

Oh look you've got a little attachment here Oh yeah we're gonna make the finger Go round and round Yes

Oh look at that Let's hear it on super speed Just kidding little dick Yeah here we go

Give it the finger Do you want some ice Little girl Yeah

Yeah Mmm Yeah Move those cameras in there

Move right in there You're fucking this chick Move the cameras in It's not NBC

This is sex You're about two inches away from her Yeah High definition

They're abandoning the finger I think we're gonna turn it down We just thought it would look so neat Exactly

That's really melting But if nobody's gonna ride it I'm not gonna just have the finger moving around Yeah I think we're both kinda spend

Who's next? We need a girl who hasn't come yet Can I just get some ice from Mike? Some ladies in the background

Yeah I don't mind Oh that's fucking cold Well all that comes out is the head Actually

I would like to see you girls try With flash is toy here Try your flash Can one of you photographers be man enough

To pick up the dick here? What are they trying to do now? I don't know I'm gonna see what you can do

That's ginormous I can probably fit like that Much of it inside my vagina Oh well try it in your mouth

In my mouth? Okay They can get the real done you baby This is supposed to be foreplay You're supposed to watch it

Hey wait wait I had a rock star here the other night Phil Varone I know him

Yeah he's got a new Playboy show That I'm gonna be on this coming Friday And he played with Saigon kick And Skid Row

And now he's kind of a porn star His dick is not quite that big But it's pretty big Holy smokes

He did acknowledge that he gets turned on When he watches girls try to suck his dildo dick Because it's like he gets this twinge Because it looks just like his

Do you get that? Sorry no I don't No? Okay can you come up here And I don't know

Not much fits in the mouth Yeah could you bring the real thing up there Bring the real thing My teeth would probably like

Take a look at that thing We have all these vaccinolies We have vaccinolies galore Did you get a picture of the Barrymore clan?

Yeah I don't because I'm lesbian myself I don't want to see no dicks Flash

Oh look at this You have quite a protrusion there Young lady Okay we have Gia Steel wearing flash browns

Gigantic 11 inch I think I wear a platter Salami Okay okay

Here we go Excuse me while I whip this out We have to see Should we salt it or

All right now Do you want salt on that Barry White is jealous All right we're closing in here

We want to see if this is real We want to see if it's real Keep those cameras tight The girl let's see it

Yeah We're going to find out whether This thing is real or not Lucky star is beautiful

Let me hold the microphone So you have nothing else to do Oh yeah that's big That's pretty big

Getting there Oh yeah This is what I'm holding in my hand Can we help get off the purple shirt

You really don't like that purple shirt Do you? No it clashes with everything This is just water

That's all I got here Don't you worry about the shirt We'll take care of the shirt Yeah okay

I see what you mean It clashes with the walls A little commercial for hains here There you go exactly

We are going to dispense With this costume To the costume department Brothers and sisters all right

We have flash brown And we have the beautiful Geo Steel and Lucky Star Just doing what comes naturally

And is this acting or exhibitionism Yes the answer is yes Yes this is life And this is sex and this is beauty

And this is male and female And well male and two females And it's inspirational Oh yeah move these machines aside

And make way for humanity That's right you know Machines are great when you need them And then we have humanity

Right there he is The king should we somehow Get rid of this part This is a little bit you know

If it offends you aesthetically You know yeah I think I don't usually become the boot woman But you girls you stay with what you're doing

Okay and stay with that And now these just hopefully slip off No they're not That's why I like the Zories

Because they're understated Okay so this unbuckles And now okay off Jesus Christ man what are you 16

Ah yeah look at this shoe brothers and sisters Okay this is evidence right here You have to get those custom made I'm sure Shoe okay and now I got another one

Oh my goodness all right How are we doing up there I hope we're taking care of business Yeah oh my goodness

Look at these angels Angels of oral love Mmm yes okay And down we go with the jeans

All right boy I'm working up a sweat Just doing the costume department here Okay and whew there we go Ah exhibitionism

Acting and exhibitionism here we go Mmm ah it's a beautiful thing Move those cameras in really close It's a symbiotic relationship

We have sex and sucking and fucking Sucking and fucking We need to be close Close close close

The bonobos in there Bonobos this is our bonobo Ville here You want to lick the titties

Oh yes baby Oh I love how religious you are I'm just going to let you lay your head in my lap Yes

That's a beautiful thing This is an acting exhibition And here you go You're just leaning your head back

Right like that And can we have that fan up here Yes let's have the fan Yeah beautiful idea fan right

We need our fans we exhibitionists We actors we lovers We need our fans where are the microphones Do you have them up there?

Yes Oh yeah here we go The lucky star is the lucky girl Sucking on that big chocolate lollipop

I like the way she put the microphone Right up against Flash's balls Because you can hear the semen churning I really want to get the whole full effect

Here let me hold this We should give everyone a true acting exhibition Of what it's like to be in porn Let's do some acting

George Burns George Burns Can I see some more o-face in that Some o-face?

O-face Like it's the first you ever had Good Oh my god yeah

Oh yeah give me that chocolate love Yeah Give me that big luck cut Oh my god fuck me with your

Oh yeah That's my acting thank you Very good very good I don't talk as much

I do like the little meek I have a card carrying member of actors Equity my friends Very good very good

The soft core Okay here we go this is Gia Steele Gia Steele Baby want that pussy

Yeah Oh yeah I like the way she talks And that little cartoon Betty Boop voice Let me have the mic

Yeah baby fucking like that It's that voice It's like you know being on helium And laughing gas all at the same time

Who those cameras in there Is not NBC Written by a cartoon It's so cool that's so awesome

This is all the same wow right now So if this is a title of porn What would the title of this porn be Would it be like

Fuck my white stepdaughter 5 What would it be I'm not really underage I'm only drawn that way

I think I should be a delinquent He's like my coach Really Oh yeah you're in a sports team

He's like a basketball player He could be coaching you You know what we should do Like we should have like an acting scenario

Like he comes in and it's just kind of like And then like come up with a scenario You might teach at your pit Why don't we do that

Why don't you come in These girls have ideas for you I have to fuck there Alright stand up

Take one Hey fellas fellas fellas Real talk on set You don't go like this

Real talk Okay how do we go How do we go No

No My guy's been there with me Alright Alright someone say action

Director say action What did I miss there What did I miss there Is that like he said

Macbeth or something Okay here we go Oh you cannot say the Scottish play Alright say action

Action Hey you know what The new plumber's kind of hot He is

He's big too I think we should go to the other room So we can look out into the window You know what

Maybe we could ask him If he could help us with our plumbing Our plumbing And my pipe needs some cleaning

Excuse me You're the new plumber right Okay you know what We need some plumbing

You know that needs fixing We have some extensive work You know You need to lay some pipe

I think So we want you to lay some pipe But you know what We kind of feel like you need to

Sit down and take a break Yeah You don't want to fucking anything out Right

Right And scene Like it would be like That'd be the first scene

Come shot and then See Now's the scene too See porn acting's very very hard

Because you try so hard not to laugh Yeah I always have that problem In S&M too

It's like you know Hard for me to keep it straight These are nice muscles Yeah right

Like in the gun Okay so now you've got the plumber So now we've got the plumber And then

It could just fade in however we want it really Yeah it would pretty much fade into I'm assuming the blow job scene Since we already got him here

Yeah So then we'd blow him Okay here we go Yeah here we go

Here we go This is the blow job scene Yes In

Meet my plumber Or Meet my plumber I like that

Joe the plumber It's election year And we have Joe the plumber Laying pipe

Mmm For Obama He's a good pipe layer Oh my god that's so awesome

Mmm Yeah look at that Two girl blow job Blow job

And sometimes we could do something where like Yeah little music Blowing him And like

I would be like licking his ass Or something like that Like so Blow him

And I would be like this It's pretty nasty Sing Pussy so tight

All she do is scream Oh Bend it over Make it touch your toes

I like how she may go Round round the pole Pose Hopin'

Close I like when my bitch is down Wearing no clothes It's hot up in the small fucker

Ribbit below Gangsters in the small fucker And for your audience Well

With the man having music Back on music We're gonna have some spoken word entertainment Yeah yeah

Let's do it And then one of us would proceed To mount the said plumber That's right

That's right We have spoken word with John Barrymore Now you can ride to the spoken word In rhythm

Okay here we go John Barrymore brothers and sisters Sparkling women Quick of wit

Glittering women This is it Legs and thighs and Asian eyes Brother I'm in paradise

Creamy skin and silk in the hair Levi's torn Midriff's bare Nose's ears and nipples pierced

Vendictive hearts and temper's fierce Tongues and hips and breasts so supple Make me want to stop and suckle Sirens leading ships to wreck

Tempt me with your lips and sex Sultry voices, sweet perfumes Take me down into your room Your laughter, charm, good looks and skill

Disarm my heart and bend my will Like a child in a candy store I'll have ten cents worth of virgin, please And a dollar's worth of whore

All that glitters is not gold All that's reckless is not bold This coward's trance I must forsake Give my libido a well-earned break

Easily said, but the real trick Is to get my brains out of my dick I think we need to have the brains in the dick though Is that why guys sense cock shots

Is because that's like a headshot Because it's the brain case That's why they call it a dick head Yeah, I agree

Okay, so I think we need an encore One more poem? Yeah, one more poem The man is Shakespeare

John Barrymore This is a poem chronicling my struggle To find a middle way The middle path is the hardest road

For a man to walk with grace I've spent my life in a cold, dark cell Or else well lost in space My heart full of peace, harmony, love

Greeting each one with a smile Or hanging out down on Huluke Street With OJ, Eric, and Lyle People would say as I traveled their way

There goes John, he's sober and chased Or else they would point as I lit up my joint And say there goes John, what a waste A fit vegetarian, healthy of frame

Living on sunlight and seeds Or making my way down to Tom's number five To score a cheeseburger with speed Then back in AA, at least for a day

With a promise never to swerve Or down a dark alley with a spike in my arm Determined to fry that last nerve It's a struggle, my friends, to live a moderate life

When your personality leans to extreme Some said it was youth, but to tell you the truth I think it is mostly my genes Nevertheless, moderation is my goal

My resolve is unsurpassed Hope springs eternal in the heart of a man Who refuses to learn from his past Still this is my row, though it's a hard one to hoe

And I frequently feel God's wrath When I come to that three-time fork in the road I'll take the middle path Mmm, the middle path

Beautyous I've had uneven success Who wants to wear ice tits? I'll wear it for a second

Until it can't handle the cold Ice tits, brothers and sisters, on Lucky Star There we go, oh, lick those ice tits Oh, they're fucking cold!

Oh, they're fucking cold! Oh, they're fucking cold! Oh, man! We have to get working ice tits

Here's ice balls Ice is usually... I found that ice is usually best when it's a complete surprise You know, the girls got blindfolds on

I think this is a surprise no matter what Because it's just so cold, like... Wet and humid and sultry and hot From the east coast you'll have to do better

All of a sudden the ice cream is... Suddenly All right now I can try to wake up the call

We are a little past our time For ending the formal part of the show No, it's just the formal part of the show Okay, we have what we call

The erotic after-party, brothers and sisters And in the erotic after-party Sometimes a lot more happens They're just shooting words, yeah

Okay, so a lot more can happen Than in the actual show-show But I do want to thank everybody Because, you know, we got to kind of do that

While we're still on microphones And we don't have too much in our mouths And first I want to thank John Barrymore!

Thank you! Why isn't he naked up here? Would you like to get naked up here? Well, he showed his ass!

That was pretty impressive Do you want to see me with my shirt off? Shirt off It's not really much to look at

My goodness! He's all inked He's all purest inked I'm always the lawyer Not too much of a belly there

He's got the Barrymore chest He's like, I got it Barrymore chest! The butter and sun

Total six fat Okay, leave your shirt off No reason to put it on Okay, so now

We should follow him on Twitter Where he's not so obvious His Twitter handle is Naive Fool And you have to know to spell that with a K

Naive? The meaning of nave Okay A nave and a fool

A fool, of course, is the wisest Man in the court or woman The name is The Jack, the rake

The Ruea, the rounder The Barrymore The man who is not substantial The one who suddenly isn't around anymore

But he's not a square And Lucky Star Which is Club Lucky Star with two R's So, S-T-A-R-R

Club in front of it Please tweet me, I have no life We're here for Lucky Star We love Lucky Star

Yeah, so welcome back Thank you! And Flash Brown Brothers and sisters

Yeah, let's hear from Flash Brown And his Bigness Wow, so where do we find you?

Find me on Twitter at flashbrownx66 And my website is flashbrownproductions.com

I love that voice I just want you to do voiceovers and play basketball If you were sitting at home

and you heard this voice already So stay there Where do we find you, little Miss Gio? I'm just G-S-T-L on Twitter

G-I-A When you're looking for her Or you will find her and click your views together Okay

Now, brothers and sisters We've all given out our info And now I want to just say We've given out more than that

The bonobos are our mascots Here in Bonobo Land And we love the bonobo chimps They

Swing through the trees as well as with each other And The bonobo genome has just been sequenced And yes, they are at least as close to us

As common chimps And a lot more peaceful And of course a lot more sexual They do it a lot

And that's why we sometimes call ourselves The Bonobos Yeah And of course the females

Run the show Okay Wait, talk on the microphone Because nonviolent conflict resolution

Is the default setting for females Yes, nonviolent conflict resolution And how do they do that? Through sex

They do it through sex a lot They resolve conflicts Or they take it to heart By getting blowjobs

And hoka hoka Which is like women females Rubbing against each other So we want you

To make like bonobos, not baboons We are peaceful Exhibitionists and actors We're all actors, this is the age of YouTube

There's not just certain people that are actors anymore Everyone is an actor And everyone is almost Everyone is kind of an exhibitionist

Because you all got your little YouTube clips up You all got your Facebook pages You all got your pictures up there You're all models, you're all porn stars

I know you You're an exhibitionist And guess what, I love you Because I'm a voyeur

And guess what, the bonobos love you Because they're all exhibitionists And we need each other And we love each other

And we're all part of the Barrymore royal family Because they fucked so many people that were all related To at least somebody that's involved with them So we're all great actors

We're all great exhibitionists And we all got to make love, not war And we got to vote Democratic Even though there's some problems with the Democratic party

It doesn't matter We got to get the fucking fascists out of here We got to make sure the Republicans These fucking Republicans

These themes They're all on welfare Everybody's public We have to be able to distinguish

We're saving their banks And we are the poor people with milk balls So you can tell The show is getting sexual

And political and crazy So we got to go into the culture And fucking Mitt Romney We have to get a Mitt Romney doll

Remember that, because you won't be able to show your dick anywhere You won't be able to show your tits Anywhere if these people win Stop all that

Not even in your bedroom Until you're married Nothing against Mormons Nothing against Mormons

Because I think they're great They have to have a couple different wives You've had a couple different wives No, I'm down to have a couple different wives

You're down to have some wives Don't shoot the bonobos I'm just saying I had a wife to do all that

So be an actor Be an exhibitionist Make like bonobos, not baboons Make love, not war

Shoot films, not people Make love to someone you love Tonight, even if that someone is you I love you

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