Hot Wax Hanukkah in Bonoboville

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Hanukkah elves, and Christmas spirits, and I think it's almost Muhammad's birthday, and probably Buddha's birthday too. So whatever you celebrate, whatever you worship, we are all children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha. But one thing we do know, we are all with a capital.

Sex is what brings us into the world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. And for some people, I guess the fantasy of sex up there motivates them to not stick around for a while. Sex is a great motivator. It's also the subject of the Dr. Susan Block show.

Broadcasting live from Bonoboville, yeah. Where we celebrate all the holy, it's pretty holy, right? Where we celebrate all the holy days. Can I hear an amen?

Or amen. Can I hear an ay, women? I'm with you, baby, ay, women. I think the voice of Adonai is bellowing from the mountain top.

Where's that Thor? What is going on with that microphone? Whoa. Hey, Captain Max.

Hello. How's it going there? It's going good. And you?

You know, it's Hanukkah. I know. Hugs on there. Hanukkah.

We're going to have some very good, cozy sex tonight. Yes, it's a mitzvah. It is. Mitzvah is a good deed.

It is. You're supposed to have sex on a holiday in the Jewish religion. I mean, technically you have to be married for it to be the mitzvah, but we don't get technical here on the Dr. Susan Block show.

We just try to take advantage of celebrations. And Hanukkah is a big celebration. I mean, it isn't really an important holiday, according to the Jewish religion, but it is a big celebration in America, especially,

but really it's gotten to be all over the world. Let's listen to everything that's going on backstage. I think that's really interesting. Yeah, this is a show that does not hide anything,

including the fact that my snake Eve is shedding. And I have to say, I brought her out because, you know, I wanted to have a snake in the Garden of Eden. And she's here.

But she's going to go back in her cage. Bye, everybody. Because otherwise, everyone's going to look like they have dandruff. Okay, so, and here is my lovely dressed in blue

for Judaism assistant and producer of the Dr. Susan Block show, Biz Bonobo. Okay, and here is my pretty little snake. Okay, yes, snake in the Garden of Eden.

Mmm, lust mixed with love. That's what we do here in Bonoboville. So I have some people here tonight that I think know things about Hanukkah that I don't know,

as well as our fun and sexy people and maybe know things about the Kabbalah. And so I'm thinking I'm going to introduce them before I get to light the candles,

because I think you can light them at any time once it's sundown, pretty sure. But is Captain Max there? I'm here, yes.

Right, so I just wanted to, you know, touch base with you over a little bit more than just that we're going to have sex later for the mitzvah, right?

You know what the holiday of Hanukkah is about. Yes, right about it. War. War.

The winning of a battle. Yes, and the slaughter. Bloodshed. Bloodshed.

Actually, between, interestingly, we are in the middle of it. The Jewish people who were in, whatever you want to call it, Israel, Palestine,

they were there and there were these Syrians that were Hellenized, meaning they were run by the Greeks. And so there was this great, you know, conflict there that was very bloody.

And I just want to say there's another way. Okay. The Bonobo way. Right.

I was listening to it. What is going on? Is there a technical difficulty? Oh, Susan, it's Dr. Suzy.

It's quite all right. Oh, okay. So anyways, yeah, speaking of Bonobos, everybody see the 60 minutes

Anderson Cooper piece on Bonobos. It was excellent. And just proves that 2015 is the year of the Bonobo as I declared it to be.

People are getting Bonoboized. And yeah, we're right at, you know, ground zero in Bonoboville. So give the Bonobo way this holiday,

you know, even if you're celebrating a holiday about war, although it might be a little late for Hanukkah, you could get the Kindle edition tonight and give it for the eighth night of Hanukkah tomorrow.

Ah, and then there's Christmas and Muhammad's birthday. Oh, so many holidays. So we love to have holiday shows

and we have quite a few exciting guests tonight. And I'm going to make some room on my broadcast bed now that I've cleared off Evie's dandruff. And oh, by the way, mistletoe.

And my first guest is someone you might have seen on VH1 reality TV or Dr. Drew or something like that. And I'm very pleased to introduce Kendra Jade Rossi.

Hello. Oh, hi. Well, hello. It's a pleasure to meet you.

A pleasure to meet you. Definitely. Welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you.

It's been very interesting. There are been you've been here. Well, I've been here for like 30 minutes or so and I've seen a lot of really beautiful women.

Yes. A lot of not so beautiful men. No, they're beautiful. I'm kidding.

Our Bonobo boy. I'm kidding. They're awesome. They have been so cool.

Get them into makeup. Yes. Okay. Well, everyone's cool.

Everyone has been so awesome. Good. Yes. And very welcoming.

It's a nice environment. Thank you. Well, we're excited to have you. You're a friend of the beautiful, lovely Dayton.

I am. And she's right here. I'm sure we... Yeah, she's late.

But she walked in just... That's because she had to get gorgeous. As I was introducing her. Look how gorgeous she is, though.

Yeah. You look amazing. Hey, come on up here, Dayton. Yes, sit with us.

What's in the middle of your... Oh, cute. She needs a microphone. Cute.

She has my old presidential campaign button. Yeah. I thought it would be good. She's been going through the boxes.

Look how gorgeous you got. Like, five seconds. You walked in in sweats. And now you're all of this.

Blah, blah. Is it working? I like it. I came in...

I feel overdressed. But you are overdressed. I came in and everyone looks all cute. True, true.

I wasn't going to say that. I'm glad you did. Okay. I'm overdressed.

She's overdressed. But she's beautiful. I should have done my homework. And you have a cute...

You know, this is... Sort of ship-like. She was trying to make me wear my... I have a shirt in the back.

And my husband is the captain of the ship. I like it. So, you know... My husband is also the captain of my ship.

Yes. I get it. I am the captain of the ship. She was trying to force me to wear this little blue shirt I have.

Everyone loves Jewish girls. That's what it says. Yeah. And she was like,

You have to wear it. What shirt? Everyone loves Jewish girls. I have a...

Well, Sandra has a shirt that says Everyone loves Jewish girls. She made me take it out of my closet. She was like,

You have to wear it. And I was like, I don't want to change. I'm going to...

Oh. Set the hair. Now... Now, first of all...

There's a penis. Your husband is home. Yes, this is a penis. A small one.

There's a purpose for small ones, you know. There is? A snugger fit. Anyway...

I'm going to learn some stuff tonight. They make great straws. You don't want to be sucking up, you know, Water through a giant one.

Right? Maybe something else. Anyway, speaking of... We have all kinds of penises here.

And a couple of vaginas as well. Volvas. So... Well, you're not as upset about the vulvas

You were about the snakes. The snakes scared. Right, right. I was like,

Oh, it's really cute over there. I like it. Over there. You scared you?

She's so sweet. She's old. So, you mentioned your husband. And some people in the know,

Maybe most people know who your husband is. But for those who don't, he is the amazing Lucas Rossi. Yes.

Yes. And in a little while, we are going to hear a cover that he has done that is magnificent

of Hello. Yeah. Under that one? That one?

Are we doing another one? No, the other one. It's fun. No, I mean, Hello is great.

I mean, we put it out and then I think like a week has like half a million views. Yeah, because that's the one I saw on... It's very good.

Your Twitter. Yeah. It's very good. Lovingly you have posted it many times.

Yes. I am his biggest supporter for sure. Yeah. Wow.

But the reaction we got was incredible. Yeah. But there's also another one, which you're in,

that has like something about... It's called Super Sex Magic. Oh, I got to watch that one. It's so sexy.

It's got Shayna Mokler, who is stunning. And then it's got Rob Deirdex, girlfriend, Erika Schaefer,

and myself in it. And yeah, it's pretty good. Awesome. Very sexy.

It's very erotic. It is indeed. Okay. Crank one of those up.

Bonobo crew. Bonobo crew. I don't know which one is going to be easier for them to crack. I am very happy to be here.

All right. I'm about to put it on right now. Celebrate Hanukkah. Real quick, let me...

Do I hear that you are Jewish? Yes. I'm probably the world's worst Jew. Oh, no.

There's others. I'm sure many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years. I'm not the, you know, the spokesperson for Judaism for sure, but... But look what I wore.

Oh, I love it. The red string. I wore that for many, many years. All right.

All right, this one. Oh, yeah. Okay, but we're going to watch the video now. Oh, this is the sexy one.

Oh, it is pretty sexy. I can see that. All right, great. Here you are.

Volume. That is... I don't know who you guys are, but... I can hear it in my headphones.

So, do you hear it in the headset? She didn't vote for us in the USA. She thought of, you know... Oh, I really want as a porn star.

There you are. There's her husband. And you are! With your husband.

See, it's a mitzvah. Get in bed with your husband. We're celebrating. You didn't know that, but at the time...

Hanukkah. Right there. Yes. Wow.

That's where the mistletoe comes in. Yes. We all kiss with the mistletoe. I still get super embarrassed.

It's so hot. So hot. Oh, it's amazing. And knowing you're married makes it hotter.

Yeah. Really sexy, right? Steamy. This USA right there.

Super sexy. I love it. It's like all these hot women are releasing their inner man. Right?

Talking, they're singing like this. Well, it's him. Woo! I like that.

It's like a Naughty video. Your little cutaways are like the sex video you've ever did. Beautiful. We actually shot this in like three different states.

We were all in different places. So we just turned that home camera on. We wouldn't know. But yeah.

One tour. One long world of hey with a lot of fantasy. Woo. Yeah.

And Gino, the princess in the video. Woo! Amazing. Pretty sexy.

Nice trick. Got it. Lucas Rossi. And we have his lovely wife here.

Also star of the video. Kendra Jade Rossi. Really? And I do want to introduce Ross.

Hello. Hello. There he is. Greetings to all my fans around the world.

Here I am straight out of San Diego, California. America's finest city. Slumming it here in LA. Wearing the North Face.

You're not slumming it. Would you like to train spots with me? Say again? Why don't you and I switch?

Should we switch? Or you can sit next to me? Well, I could. There's a water room on this couch.

Okay, so I did say to Ross. By the way, Hugsamae. Hugsamae.

Hugsamae. Hanukkah. Hanukkah. Well, let's see.

I have a... Two Jew. Three Jew. You Jew it?

No. For the night. She's not. Okay.

So I have... We forgive her. The ancient one. Thank you.

And the newer one. You'll take the ancient one. Okay, whoops. It's attached to my ring now.

Okay, there we go. Rings and talises are not compatible. This is Ross Jeffries for those of you who don't know. He is a seduction...

original, a founder, really, of the seduction community. And, you know, he's like one of the main characters in the game, I would say the main teacher,

and also creator of Speed Seduction. And... What is Speed Seduction? He was on my...

No, I gotta get this in. This is his second appearance on the Dr. Susan Block show. I think he was on the Dr. Susan Block show before it was The Doctor.

It was The Susan Block Show. Or maybe it was Radio Match. Block on the Fox. Well, that was my saying,

because I was on K-Fox Radio over 25 years, or about 25 years ago, right? You were not the producer yet, Max. Were you?

You wouldn't have let this guy on the show. No, I wouldn't. See, the insults are starting. Bring it on!

It's a Jewish holiday, we're alive. Bring it on, baby. Oh, yeah. Okay, no, he's an amazing guy.

And I'm a master hypnotist. I didn't get a chance to get that in. I actually see some very susceptible hypnosis. I need more of you in my life.

Can I be a hypnotist after this? You can. And my hypnosis slave, Bianca Banks, is watching on the internet.

And I'm encouraging her to call in and we'll make her whimper for some orders. Oh, really? Okay, she has the number.

I think she does. The whimper number. The whimper number. Call in and whimper.

It's 1-8-6-6-2-8-9-7-0-6-8 or 3-1-0-5-6-8-0-0-6-6 if you're outside of the U.S. You have to call this 3-1-0 number.

But inside, we pay for the call. 1-8-6-6-2-8-9-7-0-6-8. If you can remember that, you deserve the call. And if you want to talk to us,

I'm available as a therapist. Not right now, you're not. After 1 a.m. She said not right now, you're not.

Civic Eastern Times. Okay, she's doing a little commercial. It's okay. It's a Jewish holiday.

And we are all about the gelt. We've got to make money. I put my tongue in my nose. We've got to make money today.

So I'm wearing my little red string for the Kabbalistic, you know, Kinahara, Keep the Evil Eye Away thing. And it's kind of like to fill in

that my father used to wear. So that's over there. And then I have to say where this star of David came from because it's kind of spiritual for Max and I.

I have a star of David here. Ooh, that's very spiritual. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

I'm going to take my communion off of that. Excuse me. I got to. I haven't been working out yet.

I apologize. It's much more interesting. Let's not get accused like James Dean. I thought we were talking to me.

I just took that over. You'll see how that happens. Yeah, I trumped you. Whoa.

You have to ask permission. Show me your tattoos. Where's James Dean? I'm going to ask him.

How does that work? Okay. In a minute, I'm going to let Ross Jeffries talk. Yes.

Maybe after he hypnotizes me into that. Go, go, go. But I have to get in this spiritual background to this cross. I mean, actually I said it was a cross, but it's the star of David.

And it's made by people that usually make crosses. And it is made of these blue and white threads that are from prison uniforms. And they make them in prison. Wow, that's awesome.

And they cost four soups. For what? Four soups. Yeah.

And I don't know if Star of David is more soups than a cross. That was a little more expensive. Yeah, because it's a little more complicated and esoteric. But I'm very grateful to the artists of Twin Towers for making this Star of David.

And keeping my captain safe. Keeping my captain safe. You fuckheads. Okay, now.

Okay, so, well, we're putting him in there, you know. Anyway, but yeah, you know, freedom. I mean, aren't all Jewish holidays about freedom? I don't know, somehow they are.

Or about survival. Yeah, something like survival. So I also want to introduce Veronica Vaughn over here. Here, Veronica.

Hello. Okay. You can sit here. Or actually, maybe you should be near your girlfriend.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. And Helene.

Hi. Hey, Helene. Actually, I want Helene to come sit next to me. Thank you.

Except take a picture of me and Ross and our tallest. Oh. Be good or I will spank. Okay, now you're supposed to talk.

Oh, now you're supposed to talk. Well, greetings, horny fans across the food and plane. I am Ross Jeffries and as you take a deep breath and go way, way, way down deep into trance into that place where you want to touch your opening for something new, a new

direction you didn't know you wanted to take inside. And as you put your finger on the source of your excitement, I just want to say that thoughts of sex are below me now. But what do you want inside of your asking me the question?

Ross, can I call in and talk to you? Yes, you can. All right. How much is that?

Like 350 a minute or? Anyway, thank you. Thank you for that. That was, I think it gets a little applause there.

It was a little performance. Thank you. Thank you, Ross. Helene, you look so sexy.

Helene, come sit. Is she going to switch? No, no, sit over here. Actually, I'll sit in the middle because somehow Kendra has disappeared.

She wants to sit with her girlfriend. Come over here. And I know, I know, I know. I'm going to get you back, girl.

I saw that star, David, right above the clitoris. I could do a ventriloquist, too. That was very, very fetching. So Helene, my darling.

Can you borrow? Thank you. Yeah. Okay.

Hi. How are you? I'm happy. Good.

Good. And Helene. I get to be here, yay. Is the author and artist who did this book a drawing a day?

And of course, yes, this is Mr. Sheen, who we have been big fans of until he threw sex workers under the bus. But we're not going to go into detail on that. But he signed that book.

They're going to sign it. We understand he's, you know, got problems. But, you know, he's going to be on with Dr. Drew soon, right? Yeah.

I think so. Is he going to do a show with Dr. Drew? So what advice do you have for him, Kendra? None.

All right. Very good. None. That's none.

That's like the, what is that? She's a Jewish nun. No. This is, this, you know, none, right?

None. That one. Gemel. Sheen.

Right. This is none. None. She's got none advice for him.

Yes. So anyway, yeah. But he looks good on your, and, and you know, you've got a lot of other amazing people.

I am not in this one. Next one. And actually she's done some amazing covers. That's almost me.

She's quite good. This is a girl for kick-ass, right? But you brought a little something, didn't you? I did.

Sure. Okay. It's right by you. Do.

See, Hanukkah, you do presents. You do. Veronica, Verhanukkah. Veronica, Verhanukkah.

Okay. Thank you, Veronica, Verhanukkah. Veronica, also I haven't seen in a while. When has that?

It's been probably years. A couple. Well. Listen with him.

Maybe four years. Okay. Like five, six, I think. But anyway, you look great.

Thank you. And this is my Hanukkah present, I think. Is that right? Yes.

Day six. I can't open this. What do we do? Day seven.

What do we do? You can open it. You've always got tools. You can open it with my bionic hands.

Absolutely. You should open it because you're very good with presents. You're always. Very good with your hands.

Can you open it with other body parts? Just curious. Now. It is hot wax Hanukkah tonight.

Yeah, hot wax. Yeah, that's why I'm waiting before we light the candles. Because we've also, we're going to do some hot wax. And Helene knows about that.

Not me. You know what? I knew about Helene doing hot wax Hanukkah. You're not putting hot wax on me.

I know kung fu. Are there any gentlemen that are lighter in the building? I only do it consensually. I only do it consensually.

And yes, I know there's all kinds of controversy about consensuality. But yes. Yes. No hot wax that you don't desire.

If you desire the fire. All right, man. Get your hoses out. I'll light it.

No, don't light it yet. Oh, but okay. Okay. Good.

We have these things. We have to open the presents first. Okay. Guess who did it for me?

The other female in the room had a wine opener. She carries the knife. That's hot. Better than an AK-47.

True that. Okay. And we have. Yeah, but we should take that off because we don't want too much paper.

Oh, this is heavy. Heavy presents are really impressive. A present from Hanukkah. Are there supposed to be certain days?

Are there certain days? Present for Bobo Bill. It's Jake. Which is Jake.

It's Jake. You have to come and model with your bonobo. Oh, yeah. We should get over here.

Jake, take your shirt off. It's Jake. Let's see if he's this hairy. Come on.

Yes. Yes. Watch out, folks. Jake is our constant Hanukkah present.

Jake, you're always around this present. I love it. You have to stand with your bonobo. Dr. Suzy, we brought you your wine.

Oh, thank you very much. We have to have Matt Shevitt's wine. Oh, my God. I know.

It's so Jewish. What a horrible amount of stuff. Sluppery. Fuck-a-tache.

Oh, yeah. How do you look the same? She looks better like this. Happy Hanukkah, Jake.

Yay, Jake. Okay. Now, should we see who the other two are? How do we do Hanukkah?

Aww. Oh, my goodness. This is you, Mickey. Oh, that's beautiful.

You've got to come do the comparison. Look, and you have to take your shirt off, also. My shirt? I'm not taking my shirt off.

Aww. Look, we already see your pecs. I'll take my shoe off or something. Ooh.

Our bonobo Suzy. That is so beautiful. Amazing. Happy Hanukkah.

That's just beautiful. Now, we have to do a picture later with you in this. That's so adorable. Maybe not now.

They're going to go live in Bonoboville. They're going to go live in Bonoboville. They're already in Bonoboville. They found their way home.

Wow. See, some people must think we're nuts. Yes, we are apes. Oh, I'm looking.

You gave them a little flip. They're really nice. His hair is so cute. They're so cute.

They're so amazing. Amazing. They're so adorable. And they each look like us.

They do look like us. They look like us as bonobos. Did you look at the back of the knee crossing and the back? It looks like we're crossed bread or something.

I mean, it looks like there's some sort of really sick thing going on here. In the back, behind it, where you hang? Does it have a swollen... Oh, that's just the frame.

I know, but it's really cool. It keeps the frame safe. It's almost like a bondage thing on the back. Where you hang it?

Well, it's just the box to protect the frame. Oh, I thought it was something cool. You know, I thought my father's phylacteries were a bondage thing. I'm not a mathematician.

No, I know. It's okay. A lot of us see bondage things in all kinds of stuff. Like to fill in or picture frames.

Okay, so let's see. So where should we put these? Should we put them somewhere? I could put them somewhere.

I would like to keep them on set though. I love this game. Maybe in front of the menorah thing. Oh, yeah.

If we put it behind us, we'll roll over on it. You're adorable. I mean, I can take my picture and put it here next to me. Oh, I think we should be together.

Like we like each other. The pictures like each other, you know. Okay. There you go.

There you go. And the first nipple has emerged. Beautiful. It's fine.

Breathe in nipple. Sorry. Open bobs. Open bobs.

Bring them out. Bring them out. Open bobs, please. Show nipple.

You can take off your shirt. My nipples are always weird. No, no, no, no. You don't want to see what's under that.

Oh. Can I go back to San Diego now? He has ties. Well.

He's that scared. It's just a little nipple. Hey. Well.

Little nip slip never hurt you. Nipple makes him scared. You want to go back to San Diego? No.

I love San Diego. I love her nipples. I'm in love with that city. I love San Diego too because you know why?

Why? Have you been to the zoo? I want to show you something. I have a diamond card that lets me to the zoo.

Have you seen the bonobos? Did you watch them? Absolutely. All right.

They were humping each other all the time. Really? Look at that. Get a closer to that.

San Diego Zoo Diamond Card. I can bring one girl. When are we going? When are we going?

Come to San Diego. I'm in Little Italy. I'll show you my cannoloni. Cannoloni.

Yeah. You cannoloni. You could be an Italian Jew. That would be my area.

I'm a Sicilian here. You can't have cannoloni. Come to Little Italy. I know all about Little Italy.

Come to Little Italy. I came to Little Italy once. I am Little Italy. Jews can make cannoloni, and Catholics can make latkes.

How about a cannoli? And we can all make couscous. I had the tower pizza in my mouth once. Yeah.

I bet you did. I did. I bet you did. I tried to fit too, but it wouldn't work.

Oh, hey. All right. So tonight is Hanukkah, and we're going to celebrate, I think, right after the break, maybe.

Right? And so we're going to get ready for Bonoboville Communion, Hanukkah, or Hanukkah. Because, yeah, because titties have to come out.

And because, you know, it's a religious ceremony, right? And that way we get ready for the hot wax. Should I just get ready? My mother is spinning in her grave.

Oh, well, we have a dreidel to spin to. Now, where are you from, Ross? I'm originally from, I hate to say, I'm from LA. Oh, you're an LA boy.

Yeah. I just moved to San Diego six weeks ago. Of course, I'm Jewish as they come. As they come.

Mom, dad, everybody. The whole line going all the way back to Ukraine. The Ukraine. The Ukraine.

Okay. And were you escaping pogroms? Not me. Personally, but my grandparents.

Yeah, they didn't like it too well, you know, having their house burnt down and having to wear blue hats. See, I want to say that that's the reason for Hanukkah. Because Hanukkah is a minor holiday.

Very minor. In Judaism. Judaism. But when Jews came over to America,

they wanted to enjoy themselves and they were told they can be part of this American culture. It's this melting pot. We can all be part of it.

But you can also have a little diversity. You can do your thing. And they went, okay, Christmas comes around. Pogroms.

Because that's their memory. Because usually Christmas time was a good time to, you know, smash the Jewish shops and kill some Jews. That's really what would go on a lot.

Have you been to Brooklyn? I'm just kidding. They're kind of like that. I smell the filthy weed of Satan.

I don't know if any. You know, there's no pogroms against Jews in America. Someone's going to hell. And the reason that Jews decided to make Hanukkah

important was to kind of push away that bad old feeling of pogroms. Dr. Susan, I think they didn't want the kids to feel left out. That's why they did it.

Yeah. And they wanted the kids to feel, yeah, this time of year, the holiday time, is a good time for us too. It's not a time where we have to cower over the pogroms.

It's a time when we can celebrate and put our menorah in the window and show everybody in the neighborhood that, you know, we're celebrating. We have lights.

You have lights. Our lights could catch your house on fire. But it's communal ecstasy. It is.

It's a communal ecstasy that comes with these lights. I mean, I have an issue a little with the story of Hanukkah, which is celebrating death and destruction and war. The civil war, by the way.

Yeah, civil war, Jew against Jew. Matt Matthias is a little bit like that guy that shot Rabin because he said you shouldn't be fraternizing with the Greeks and the Assyrians.

Cleanse that temple. Yeah, so I don't know if I like the story. I don't like the story of Hanukkah, but it's there. And what are you going to do?

You fix it with communion. You fix it with just appreciating the candles. And I have to say that Kabbalah also has a way of fixing it, which is to say it's all kind of a spiritual symbolic thing

of just conquering the material world and, you know, rising up to the spiritual with the help of the everlasting light and the miracle of the oil lasting forever, which I think is a really funny thing in this day and age.

It's a very Jewish miracle. A Christian miracle would make more oil miraculously. A Jewish miracle? It goes a little farther.

And Haleen has a reason for that, right? There's a scientific reason. Yes. Actually, oil that sits for a longer period of time

takes longer to burn. How about that? Since the temple was taken over and they had broken everything and blew out the eternal life that burned on oil

and every little bottle usually lasted one day. And it took eight days to return with new oil and that oil burned for the whole eight days. Hanukkah.

Can I ask a question about a oil? Moils? Moils and oils. I did my little job when I was eight days old.

I know. They told me they were only going to take a picture of it. I personally am not 40% in circumcision. I was just kidding.

It is a Jewish tradition. I'm against circumcision as well. I'm just curious about... No, that has nothing to do with Hanukkah.

Cut looks better, though. Cut looks better. No. Cut doesn't feel better.

It depends. I don't know whether I want this show to be an argument about circumcision. I'm just curious about the oil situation to we all.

I'm not Jewish. I don't know. What is the question exactly? When you have a party to be circumcised,

you bring a oil to your home, right? Yes. And then you have a party with all your friends and they watch your child get...

Sliced. I know. It's sick. It's barbaric.

You have to buy your son back by six shekels. Right? Wasn't that it? I don't know this.

Don't they... This is nothing to do with Hanukkah. You do know that. Circumcision is good for the health.

We're learning. Although Antiochus... Was it Antiochus? Yes, Antiochus, the Syrian king

who was kind of owned by the Greeks and then the Romans, because there were several Antiochuses. Everything okay?

Yeah. He forbade circumcision. So that was considered really... I mean, and frankly,

I think that was good for the health of kids. But, you know, there you go. So, you know, that's why Mattathias had to rise up and his first Jew that he killed...

The first person that he killed was a fellow Jew who was ready to sacrifice to the pagan gods. So it's a really kind of a complex,

not so simple, pretty little holiday. But the candles are so pretty. And we're gonna play with them soon. How much time do we have?

Everyone here is so pretty. How much? 15. Okay, so I think... Maybe we should start the lighting?

I think no, no. Because then we'd have the lighting when we'd be taking a break. You.

Right, so we... I don't... Can we take the break a little earlier? Yeah, maybe.

I do want to hear one thing, though, because I read somewhere this whole, like, litany of... expletives about Jewish seducers.

And you were one of them on the web. And Neil Strauss, of course, was another one. Yes, I saw that on some anti-Semitic website, Dave. They had a little thing that said,

Yuda, Yuda, Yuda. And I was one of the worst Jews of the lot. I was some pervert of blonde females. Well, you're a straight widow.

To which I plead guilty, guilty, guilty. Well done. May I say hello to my ex-20-year-old Swedish girlfriend, Mollin.

How are you, Mollin? Harmore boo, snigging. I would like to let you know... You did some snigging to her.

Kendra was voted... You can tell them your accomplishments. It's okay. Hottest blonde Jew in Hollywood.

Hottest blonde Jew in Hollywood. I don't know if I said blonde, but yes, beached one did vote me one of the top 20 Hollywood Jewish...

What did? What was the thing? VH1. Oh, VH1.

One of the top 20 Hollywood Jews. Is that female and male? Yep. So she beat you out.

I'm not an actor. Where were you? Carla Johansson was there and you weren't there. I'm not an actor.

One of the top... WTF. 10 or 20 or... Butum.

Hollywood Jews. All right. That's impressive. 20.

Yes. To have at your Hanukkah party. I would say that. I'll take it.

I'll take it. That's the hottest. The hottest, right. And we're going to get hot in just a few minutes,

brothers and sisters, because we're going to be Latin that menorah. But I think we should have one Bonoboville communion first

with Ron DeGeramy-Ron. Yeah. Because Ron is, of course, another schlong. Schlamiel.

Who is not here at the moment. Schlamazel. So who's going to take the first communion? I will do the honors for the people.

I think Zayton looks like she's having a date. I will take communion off of Kendra's Jewish star. All that is is a little salt. Do I get to pass?

I'm not the star. To pass to take communion. I'll be taking it off of you. You just stand there.

If you have to ask, then no. Okay. Pass. Helene.

I can say the Bray Paris. Dr. Suzy. Helene said sure. I'll take communion off of all three of you on the couch.

Do you want to pretend I have a Jewish star? At the same time. At the same time. She's thirsty.

Yeah. All right. I'll take it for everyone. Come forward.

She's for the people. She's ready. You've got to talk on a microphone. You know, you should be applauding.

She's like, I'll take it for the team. I'll take it for everyone. Well, it is for all the people of everybody. I'm not looking, by the way.

I'm over here being approved. You need to look. Go ahead. Turn your eyes.

And feast. She's doing it for you. What's your position? I'll take a little aqua.

Yes. We are going to do the wine prayer. Except this is. We do have Manashev's wine.

It's true. But at the same time, I just kind of feel like the Ron to Jeremy would be better with the salt. Are we freeing the nipple?

Yeah. Can we free the nipple? Yeah. Yeah.

I was thinking I could lick off Helene's thigh. Close to her vaginal area. And I wanted to take communion off your beautiful nipple. Oh, you are the boss.

So you tell me what to do. Can we get this on? Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. You look good up there.

You got a swimmer's body. Yeah. And look at these beautiful boobs. And you see, I did want to show this beautiful Jewish star here.

This star of David. Oh, yeah, baby. That is just a beautiful thing. And so, yeah, this is communion, which is usually kind of a Catholic thing.

But we're going to do Hanukkah communion, which means we are going to say the prayer. And I do believe you probably know the prayer, too. I do.

Okay, so can you hold a microphone? Someone else should hold the microphone. Oh, by the way, this is Onobo for those of you who don't know. Here she is, our gal photographer, Onobo.

Yeah, you can hold your mic like that. There you go. And we are doing a very kosher. Now, communion here.

My tits do tricks, and I never knew it. Open bobs. I like this new skills. Yeah.

All right. Okay, just like that. There we go. Hold very still.

Hold very still. We don't want to spill. Rom and Jeremy's sperm. I mean, rum all over you.

Okay, are you ready for the first lick? And take it. And she's licking now the beautiful. Women.

Ah, Ron Jeremy. Woo-hoo. Or should we say Boreh Periharan. Go in peace, my child.

That was beautiful. You're not supposed to applaud after a prayer, but I just really thought that was very, very nice. The boobs, the star of David,

the communion mixing, you know, mixing, mixing. Mix it up, brothers and sisters. We've got to mix it up. That's the bonobo way.

You know, that's how bonobos do it. I'll give you that. We mix it up with the Jews, with the Christians, with the Muslims, and the atheists.

And also I don't want to forget the Hindus. Don't forget the Hindus. Okay, and Buddhists. Okay, and Buddhists.

Right, right. Everybody's a Buddhist though. And you know, we all go through a Buddhism part stage or maybe the whole time.

Okay, so are we ready to do... I will take... You will take... ...a communion off of you.

Yes. And you can take... I just want to maybe perhaps involve our Veronica here. Would you like to take communion off of me?

I don't drink. Okay, then she... I'll do it off of you. Maybe would you like a drink or...

Sure. Yeah, Rhonda Jeremy White. You want to take some off of Veronica? How about the Manasheva?

Oh, yes. Manashevits. I can bless it. Oh!

Mmm. All right. I need a... You want to bless it?

You mean different than the prayer? I don't want to bless it. Oh, the blessing of the wine itself. What do you do?

That's the same prayer we were doing, but he did it that time in his cantor style. Yeah, yeah, I got it. It's very good. Very good.

You could be a Bar Mitzvah boy. Yeah, I bet you were a Bar Mitzvah boy. Who's throat? I'm going to have to pour this down.

This is for actually the lovely Helene. Juice. All right. Do you want her to pour it down your throat or just want to drink it yourself?

I mean, I don't want you to... You can pour it down my throat. That's fine. Really?

Wow. Why not? Okay, so come on over here. Come on up here.

You want my seat? Yeah, maybe she could have your seat for now. Yeah. I have your wallet, so everything's cool.

Good move. Good move. You know, it's a Jewish holiday. Why shouldn't I take as well?

No. Actually, Trump made a joke like that. Very bad taste about Jews all being... Trump had a taste, really?

Yeah. Well, you wouldn't think he would be with a bunch of conservative Jewish people, but he did say, art of the deal. We understand each other.

Right. I'm running for president once again. Love it. Here we go.

My vote. You got my vote. All right. And could we see the lovely rack?

This is the altar of Veronica, Hanukkah Veronica Vaughn. This is our Hanukkah Veronica girl. I remember you told me about all kinds.

She has some amazing stories of her family. Woo. My mom and I do porn together. Oh, I hear you.

Wow. I was gonna... I let you say it. Your mom and you do porn together.

This is your bio mom. Is that right? My biological mother. Okay.

And so it's a family holiday. What can I say? We wouldn't go down on each other. But you're not Jewish, right?

No. No. Not Jewish. That's not a bad thing.

Were you brought up with any religion? Just Christian. Christian. That's a religion.

That's why we're all fucked up. You know, we've all got our fuck ups. But anyway. It's all about living the bonobo way

and loving each other. Yeah. Okay. And you and your mother are of age.

Okay. So where's the soul? Over your lap. Is that okay?

Yes. Absolutely. I just need the soul. I never had salted Manashevitz.

Yeah. I know. I know. I'm up for it.

These people. Okay. Here. Here.

Let me have this for you. Okay. So you're gonna lick. And do you have a mic?

Actually, we're gonna do the prayer again. Here. So lick first. Okay.

I'm so excited that Ross knows so much Hebrew. I had no idea. Came. Qashar haZayah meh.

I don't know. Lo-ay-nu-malacholam. Poreh Poreh. Here.

Get down. Get down. Poreh. Poreh.

Haga fa'ra. Oh, woman. That just kept on pouring. Beautiful.

Ah, that was lovely. I can't believe you drank the whole thing. That's very good. that's an amazing amazing thing so I think brothers and sisters that we're

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Go. Oh. Oh. And va ejection.

We. We. We. Oh.

Oh. Thank you. We're going to go. We're going to go.

Goodbye, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate. Testify.

And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it.

I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

I'm. Come on. I do think I could at least leave this one. Where's the husband?

He got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh my God. Whoa.

Whoa. Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Whoa.

Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.

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So Ross was telling me I could easily be hypnotized. Yes. She's a profound, synambulous subject. Yes.

How dare you? That's why she works for me. So anyway. Yeah.

Well, we'll do the hypnotismismismismism in a little bit, but we're going to light the candles, which is very hypnotic on its own. And I do want to say we're back. We love a ritual.

And who are we? We are the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And it's the holidays. And it specifically is Hanukkah.

I thought it was the sixth night, but it's the seventh night of Hanukkah. So we are now going to light the candles. Would you light the candles with us, please? You don't have to be good.

There are some rules. It takes no talent. There are a lot of rules. Lighter.

We have a lighter here. And we have another. Much more advanced. You could use a lighter.

Okay. So everyone should stand. I think it's good. It's good to stand.

Everyone stand. I guess the naked girl should come over here. I thought there was another lighter over there. Naked girl.

I am naked girl. You are a naked girl. There's a naked. Yes.

Stand next to the rabbi. I would just like to say that the holidays are about love and celebration. Yes. Amen and a women.

Anybody out there who thinks that it's not, you're wrong. It's about love and celebration. Absolutely. That was said by a woman, so don't argue with her.

That's right. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yes.

Okay. So I have a lighter. And actually, yeah, this is the shaman's candle. Here.

First, I'm going to like your, where's the shaman's candle here? I think it's in the middle of the season. No. Yes.

Is it this one? Oh. That's right. Six.

Oh no. It's, um, where's this one? That's Hebrew for women. You only have seven candles up here.

Yes. Oh, goodness. Oh, but I have one here. That's why.

He has been hypnotized. No, it's missing. It's not a shamis on this one. Okay.

So we're going to get one. That may not be a Hanyuki. No, that's not a good one for that. Okay.

So what we need to do is, um, like, put this one. You like that one first. I know. Okay.

So this one probably, whoops, is the one. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Okay. And here's this one.

So this is the one you're going to use to light. No, because then you'd have to put that back. So that's not good. So you're going to use this one to light the other one.

So here we go. And I'm going to use this one. I'm confused already. So I'm going to take.

The shamis is the working candle. That's the one that lights all the other candles. Oh, look at this. Can you read?

You can't speak. You cannot speak. Unless you are on the microphone. She can't read.

Can we have another? Is there another microphone here? Or you got a microphone? Okay.

We have a conglomeration. Okay. And you don't know the prayer. So you know, so, so you're going to have a microphone and come

over here next to me. And, um, okay. So there we go. This is your candle to light.

I just want to. Barrow. Tadah. Hello.

Hey. I share. Kitty. I knew.

This. It's you. I knew. The.

There. Yeah. Yeah. I.

I don't know. Hey. No. I don't know.

No. You are not allowed to blow it out. In fact, what we did in our house is we would have candle races.

So you bet on the one you think is going to last the longest. I bet it's the white one. This one.

Yep. Okay. That's your candle. That's your candle.

That's my bet. Okay. Dayton. That's Dayton's candle.

So what would you like to bet on? I'm not a betting person. Oh. It's okay to lose, though, in this game.

Very skilled, Dr. Susan. Well done. Thank you.

Yeah. That's a good one. Who's choosing this one? Blue.

Oh. Oh, and I forgot to light the other ones here. This is the sacrilegious. Oh, wait a minute.

There were other colors. Oh. Okay. We like spinners here.

Spinners. We have some. There's a song about dreidels. Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle.

I made it out of play. But I'm not going to play with you. Cause dreidle's fucking gay. Oh, jeez.

That's not how it goes. You cannot. That is not how it goes. Jeez.

That's why they named. Oh. Oh my gosh. You did not say F and G.

That's terrible. You did not say the F word and the G word in the same sentence. And a song for a holiday. Shame on you.

Candles. Candles. Shinies. That's why they named.

Jees are great. I don't think that's how the song goes. I don't think that's how the song goes. But you're so Jewish then.

You get a pass. It's from South Park. Cartman sings it. That wasn't your fault.

This is Dr. Suzie's show. And maybe she should, I guess, say. No, I'm actually concentrating on the candles, which is why it's good you're all natural.

I like the big dick candle. Yeah. Of course she focuses on it. I'd like to know.

I think Dr. Suzie's betting on that one. Yeah, that's never going to burn out. This all reminds me of a John Waters movie. Look, we could put the dick candle next to me

and it would go, who could have sex with me with a dick this big? Oh yeah. I could.

I don't know if you can get someone to look at it. I'll do it. It would be really embarrassing. It would come out my throat.

I wouldn't run. Considering it comes to my belly button. I would take that. I would take that.

Right here. $100,000 I take it. Well, not in my ass. It's not going.

Somebody said, was it you, Helene, that said that you were going to make me a menorah made of dicks? Yes. We'll work on that for next year.

Yes. Meanwhile, seduction.com slash free. Maybe they should be vaginas, so that the candles can be little peanuts

as they go into the vaginas. Ah, the art of seduction by Mr. Ross Jeffries. And now, candlelight is an important part of seduction.

No, I just use hypnosis. For real, that's what I do. I'm seduced by the candles. This one.

I love it. I want to hypnotize her after the show. I think to be hypnotized too. Just curious if we could do it.

All right. So, now that we have lit the candles, you may hypnotize her. It has to be done offstage.

It's going to take about 10 minutes. What do you do? We do something basically called coma state. It's called staging, so I would give her a keyword.

First, I take her into level A, level B, which is the relaxation of infancy. Level C, she hears nothing but the sound of her voice. Outside sounds and noises will not disturb you in any way.

And then I give her a keyword. The keyword will be dolphin. So, each and every time I say the word dolphin, she'll drop into that state.

But, it'll take about 10 minutes to condition her, so we really can't do it on the show. So, we don't know if it works. Okay.

It already worked. It worked on her. That's a catalepsy. There you go.

Are you hypnotized? I'm very... Dolphin. Just give us some liquor.

I had a dolphin once. It was much like the rabbit. It was like the rabbit. I actually would like to say,

as long as Ross is advertising his hypnosis and seduction that, you know, we do erotic hypnosis here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute.

And, you know, it's a different kind of hypnosis. But any kind of hypnosis, I think, is very good for you.

Because it's good to go into a trance state. And finding a good hypnotist is like finding a good lover or a good therapist.

You know, it depends. And different people are compatible with different therapists, different hypnotists. But it's always a good thing

to relax your defenses and wake up your senses. So get hypnotized this holiday. All right.

All right. And, you know, I've always found the... Not everyone does, but obviously there's a reason

that candlelight is romantic. I think it's because it's hypnotic. You know, you see that flame and you feel like it's...

And you call farmers insurance. You're gonna burn your place down. I've never called farmers insurance. So we do have juggling balls,

which... That wax is getting ready. I'm gonna play with it in a minute. But can you hold this for a second?

Yeah. So hot wax... I guess you... I'll do it.

You'll do it. Okay. But Helene also is a good candidate. So maybe both of you.

Yes. And maybe we'll have some hot wax doers and some hot wax receivers, right? It's not discriminated.

Anyone would like to do this? Yes. Anyone... Would you like to drip it or receive it?

I would like to wash. It's not napalm, you know. Okay. No, you won't.

If you hold it up above, you're not gonna hurt, right? So I think boobies are good. Would you like to receive some?

Boobies are good, yeah. Receive. Yeah. We like boobs.

You guys are all such givers. You need to be, I think, below so that it does take a while to drip down. So first, yeah.

So you might want to sit or kneel, whatever you feel comfortable with. I don't mean to get too dominant on you, but beautiful.

This is Veronica Vaughn. I'm gonna let you girls have fun. Here we go. Veronica, Veronica.

Girls, girls, girls. How hot is it? It's hot. It is hot.

Okay. Lower yourself a little bit. Girls want to have fun. Oh.

See, I like... There's a song like that, right? I like watching you kind of... I like watching you feel it.

The higher up you go, the less hot it is. She's gotta have a... Ooh. That's how it works, Dr. Suzy.

Because it has moments to cool. It has more time. What are you dropping here? Oh, it has more time to cool.

But it looks prettier when you go down. That's the thing. I like her reaction, though. She's not...

Have you ever done that? Ooh. I know, that was a little low. That is one drop.

How does it feel? It's hot. It's Alley. I'm a big baby.

Okay. Let's hear it for Hanukkah Veronica. Yay! Thank you.

I'm going to get in position. I'm gonna do a different style. Yeah. Different style.

Now, where are you going to do it on the bed? Go... Well, we have to be able to see you and you have to not bring down

the entire... Place. Okay. Also, we have fire.

Now, just be careful. Don't get too crazy. We have a bunch of fire here. And also, we can't even see you anyway.

So, it's not very... Yeah. Okay. Hang on.

Hang on. Let me flip. Please let me flip. Uh-oh.

All right. Okay. Careful. Get up here.

Just get up here. Just... No? No?

Okay. Actually, you know what? Get over here. I can do that with my voice.

Look at that. And do a back bend. This thing. But it feels hot and...

Yeah. I like it. The ideal is to get it... Yeah, hot and good at the same time.

Ouch. What about that nice bush you're growing? I don't know. You embarrassed me.

But it's so cute. Get her chair. It actually feels really warm and good. It's so sensual.

Nice. That's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be warm and sensual. Yummy.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. All right.

She's on me. Let's hear it for Dayton Ramms. Our beautiful hot wax altar girl. Could Helene and I do a double altar?

Who? Helene and I. Helene and you, yes. Okay.

You want to be... I know Helene wants some wax. Sure. You do.

She came here for fun. She's here to celebrate. All right. So you've got to...

I don't know. Maybe a little butt action or... She likes the butt action. Butt action?

How about down here in front? Okay. Or on the bed. But you know, the key is...

Well, I don't want to get it all over your panties. No. Take your panties down. You have to take your panties down.

Can I take your panties down? I'm helpless. Up, up. There you go.

Turn down. The panties are down. All right. Whoops.

Let me just move over here. We need to have... We need to have our panties taken off, right? Okay.

And just try to slide over a little bit. Slide, slide over Helene a little bit. Yep. There we go.

Yes, Harry Dandy. Yes, indeed. Well, happy Hanukkah. Happy hot wax, Hanukkah.

Oh. Oh. Going on here. Not that hot, girls.

Oh, yeah. I like the surprise. Well, you can lower your butt if you want it not to feel so much. No, I like it when it hurts.

Okay, then. Yes. You asked for it. You know what?

Could you get my pussy, Dr. Susie? No. That's a little bit... You really want me to?

I do. Oh. Remember, I did sparklers. Oh, goodness.

Oh. Oh, God. Whoa. Wish you'd getting a double wax.

Now, this is what you call a wax job. This is what happens when you get waxed, right? This is what you do, right? You go into the place, you get waxed.

No faces. There you have them. It hurts, too. Oh, it hurts so good.

Happy Hanukkah, Helene. No, this one's not that. This one is. Oh.

These girls are going for it. They're not really giving the screams of power. Oh, no. It's so fun.

I want to eat your ass. There's one more song. A Beatles song? Oh.

I want to hold your hand. You never know where it's going to hit you. I'm so scared. I don't know what you're going to do.

I know. Well, you know it's on your butt. This is so fun. Oh, that was a nice one.

Happy Hot Wax Hanukkah. Absolutely. Is there a big huge Drippy One, Dr. Suzie? Is there a big huge Owie Drippy One?

Actually, I mean, I'll be a big huge Drippy One if you drip one on me. Here it comes. Here it comes.

Oh, that's amazing. All right, children. Hot Wax. I'm getting hypnotized by these beautiful asses.

Hanukkah. It's not a Hanukkah. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God, we both really like it.

I can feel her liking it. Your asses look so great. A little bit polka-dotted. I think we have to do this.

Now, I hope your hypnosis session, Ross, doesn't involve her sitting down. I think we've kind of ruined that. Oh, yeah.

Are you going to hypnotize my pussy, too, Ross? I think your pussy is. Is that what speedseduction.com is about? Hypnotizing the pussy.

Whoa. Oh. Dayton is always beautiful. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yes. No, this is not Paray Paray Agatha. Paray Paray Agatha.

Amen. Amen. And a buns. Oh, and they're kissing.

And it's actually, wait a second. Excuse me. Mixing up the holidays. Yeah.

We have two beautiful asses here. I think this calls for the big wax one now. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

The sound of dreidel spinning. I'm a spinner anyway. I don't know what the Kabbalah Center would say about this, but we're definitely.

I actually am a spinner. Look, I'm only this tall. Dr. Sussies is actually considered a spinner as well. We're all tiny and fun.

Okay, we're tiny and fun. Oh, man. You're multi-color. Oh, it's so cool.

Pretty. Are we festive? Do we look festive? You have little blue dots on your butt.

You do. You basically got the blue. That's a flippin' out of butt. Oh, how cute.

Elaine and I, it's not our first time in this position, but with the wax and with Dr. Susie, I'm really digging this part of it. Yeah.

I'm happy. Happy. We're about to see, she's so happy to be here. And I'm happy to learn about Hanukkah.

This is so great. Exciting. I don't know if this is really learning about Hanukkah. It's the Festival of Lights.

Festival of Lights. It definitely is the Festival of Lights. Yes. And heat.

Light in the darkness. With oils, goils, and moils. I like that. Hanukkah, Hanukkah.

Let us make light in the darkness. Let us make warmth in the cold. Seduction. And let us make peace in the midst of war.

Brothers and sisters, amen and amen. Dr. Susan Block for Prezma. It's the Bonobo way. I don't know the Bonobos play with hot wax though,

but you know. We're allowed to look up. These are not menorah candles, so I can turn them out. Turn whatever I'm doing with them.

Okay. So what color now? We're working on a piece of abstract art. Yeah, really.

I love being a part of a piece of art. We are. You know, you are a piece of art. Definitely.

I want one too. See, Helene is not only an artist. She's a piece of art. I don't have a canvas.

I like it. Well, I know she's a piece of ass. Yeah. Aren't we all?

Let's get her. I just feel like I'm going to start a trend here. Hot wax. Hanukkah.

Hanukkah. Yeah. Oh, I can do that. Are we doing men's shepherds?

What? Get the grape. You're a pin. That's the sweetest wine I've ever had.

Okay. We're going to make wine. Out of what? Are you ready?

All right. It's not going to be a man of Shevitz, but it's going to be Kosher. A little sweet. Kosher, because you're going to...

Who's pussy are you putting in? Mine? Oh, yours. Okay.

Oh, hello. I have that wonderful thing. If someone else could roll a cigarette or a cigar. Perhaps.

Oh. You'll give me a million dollars. A hundred? Well, I don't need a hundred dollars.

Not bad. I'll do it just for free. So spiritual. You're going to make some great juice.

These are what you call Hanukkah buns. I have to have an area so I can project my buttocks. Oh, you're going to project the... If I'm in a great shoot, a great bet.

Someone, I have to do it. They're going to project. Okay. Don't send it through the candles.

Out into your home. Okay. So you can move along here. Would you like to be between?

No. Yeah. Okay. You can get in the middle of the butts.

Friendly fire. That was a dud. It was a dud, right? That was just a warm-up.

It was a warm-up. Okay. It's warming it up. Yeah.

There it goes. We're going to send you on the border of Syria and Turkey. We're going to send her on the border of Syria and Turkey and you're going to shoot grapes at them.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Hot grapes. Would you like some more wax?

Not your thing. The wax? Yeah. Yeah.

It's good. Go lower so it doesn't hurt so much. ISIS, we're coming after you. We're going to be bombarding you with grapes.

You're a little sissy. Ow. Ow. I know.

We'll show those terrorists. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

We should force everyone to watch this, actually. This is our FEMA in action. In the old days, the only people that were forced to watch this was a jury. Lane is so stoic.

Did you do this in your family when you were growing up in Hanukkah? You really can take the wax. It's amazing. Well, it does peel off.

Did someone in the family drop wax on you and you? I'm so greedy. Oh, she's going to duck out. If you're not watching this and you're just listening.

Yeah. What we're doing is we're dropping wax on people's asses. Hey, I think that Ono Bo should take a close-up of these asses here. Right in here.

I know. We should get a picture of Ono right here taking pictures of... It's an abstract painting. The wax dripping beautifully.

And get the Hanukkah candles in. Can you sort of scoop down here? She can feel the heat. Get the candles in as...

I think we're sharing some of that wax. I like this. This is a season of giving and taking. I guess they're coming to bomb us with that.

Okay, sharing. A lot of Jews. Yeah. Can you get one from this angle here?

Okay. I just want the Hanukkah candles in the angle. We're doing it. Okay, I don't know.

All right. Happy Hanukkah. We can always spank the wax off. How do we remove the wax, Dr. Suzie?

I like the spanking it off. Do we whack off the wax? Oh, yeah, we're going to spank it off. Who's going to whack off next?

I think I got the mistletoe to spank you with. No, that could be rough. But... Is Hanukkah candles whacked off with mistletoe?

We're whacking off our own wax. This is highly traditional. All right, smoke with that one. You had smoke on your butt.

I think we've gotten a good sense. A little bit more. I'm not whacked off yet. Would you like to taste it?

What, the wax? Oh, the ass and the wax. Do you want some more wax? No.

Yes, Dr. Suzie. Do you have a big, drippy one? Do you have a big, mean one for my asshole? Oh, yeah.

Okay, the big, drippy one. I'm going to take it on my asshole, please, Dr. Suzie. Whoa! Oh!

Yeah! Oh! Oh, fuck yeah. Oh!

We're practically going to wake a wax rendition of you, biz. Watch the candles then. Oh! Oh, my God, yeah.

I'm glad she's saying yeah, because otherwise I would feel like I was really doing something wrong. I love having Owie wax on my asshole and my pussy. That's a show-hole.

I know you about that. I'm tongue-tied. I didn't know that about biz. And she liked having Owie wax.

Once I lit a... For the 4th of July... We have liquors out here. I lit a sort of a sparkler in your ass.

But maybe that was not... Oh, that was just foreplay, Dr. Suzie. Don't do that. Oh, yeah.

Now we just... Oh! No, whack it off. Okay, I'm not going to temple, okay?

I just did. This is temple. This is synagogue. This is church, brothers and sisters.

The church of Bonoboville. Where we make love and not war. Oh, I love it. Where we play with pain.

It's okay, it's okay. As long as it's... With a lot of pleasure. Right?

Oh, I do have a pussy pipe for you. Oh! Oh. All right.

We need to test that back here. Yeah. Okay, so I think we need some applause for the hot wax receivers.

I'm the liquor. I'm the liquor. Now we need to spank it off. Oh, baby, yes, yes.

Oh, oh, thank you. Happy Hanukkah. Book spankings to get off the wax. No, it's not going to do it, I don't think.

Wack it off. Wack it off. Actually, the mistletoe is working. Rubbing works.

Oh, that feels good. Oh, that does. Mistletoe spankings are nice. Ow.

Oh. Ow. Oh. Double my fat.

Oh, I like that. There's going to be some cleanup time. Oh, my God, it's so fun. Okay, Ross.

Talk now as your chance, because I'm busy trying to get this waxed. I think he's been hypnotized. By two big brown eyes.

Looking right at him. Crazy. Now you have to turn your microphone on. Turn the mic on.

Yeah, the thing is, the mic has to be on. Yes, there you go. Welcome to the Ross Jeffery Show coming to you live from Los Angeles, Diego.

And if you would like to get your free course on avoiding the three confidence- No, no, no, no. Okay, not during my hot wax.

This is spiritual. Spiritual. No, I thought you would make some commentary. Oh, commentary.

Well, I just want to say that that's an amazing ass right there. Oh. Right there, that's Biz.

She's got quite the little ass. Are you starting your hypnosis right now? No. What about this other ass?

Come on. I can't see she's being blocked by Naked Girl. That is quite a tush, I will say. I've seen many tushes, and these are absolutely.

These are both beautiful tushes. They're coated with wax that is drying. No, we're getting it off. Tushes.

Oh, I like this part. Okay, I really like this part. These are definitely female. You can see the external genitalia here.

Can you help me with this, sir? Yeah. Look at it, look at it. Wicked Lick It.

Here she goes. Oh, yeah. Look at those beef curtains. That could be hurtful to some people.

Beef curtains? They have hot wax on their ass, and you're telling me beef curtains could be hurtful. It could be.

I apologize. We just made a mold of them out of wax. You can buy one later. You know, people have different interests

and different types of pain or pleasure. And that's the key is to just tune into the people. You know what? Tune into the people.

You could melt chocolate on an ass, too. Well, you could. I don't know. It's got sugar in it, so I don't know if it's...

That's true. No, that'll give you a yeast infection in a hot second. I know what I want to do, though.

I want to take my communion off of all the titties that we'll provide. Okay.

And then we're out of time. We're out of time. So I'm going to take a communion out of all the titties that we'll provide,

and I'm actually... What am I going to drink? I guess... I will pour Ron down my throat.

I will make it for you, Dr. Suzy. You sit down and relax. Oh! Okay, I'll relax.

Or giggle weed, yuck. Thank you. And the salt, yes. Okay.

I do want some applause for Helene and Biz. Yeah. I mean, they really took their wax well. And the drawings.

The drawings are just incredible. Well, the drawings, yeah. We had applause for those. But, okay, so now

I am going to take my communion off of all of the nipples that have been freed. I'll free my own.

And... Yeah. Salt. Oh, my.

So... Here we go. Happy Hanukkah. They have the coins,

and they also have these crazy little things. Dollar bills? I think those are... Gelt.

It's gelt. It doesn't matter, right? Okay, so it's chocolate. So, gelt is money.

Gelt is money. Literally, it's gold, but it's money. Chocolate money. And...

You know, yeah. All right, so... Yeah, let me see that. Star of David.

Boundchebubies. Okay, and... Tastes very kosher. Shixatite young.

Oh, I give Valkashrigan. Hornstar titty young. Shixatite is good. And my lovely courageous producer.

Oh my God. Not forbidden. I should say the prayer for Ron. Wait a second.

I should say the prayer for Ron. I should say the prayer for Ron. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. It is a happy hot waxy.

Yeah. And I'm so excited. I think we're just about out of time. We're going to say Shalom, I guess,

from each and every one of us. So let's see. My guest, Mr. Jeffries. Ross Jeffries.

It was our rabbi tonight. We're going peace. Yeah, peace. We need it.

Good man. It's so funny that Hanukkah is about strife in the Middle East. It's about Syria and Yerushalayim. Once again, we're in strife in the Middle East.

And we need to bring bonobos to the Middle East, not literally, but the bonobo way. We now have nuclear weapons there. Mr. Putin says.

Thank God only the Israelis have them. Yeah, no, no. This is the Russians and they have their missiles. Yeah.

And we're fighting a war against Russia, in essence. It's a proxy war. It's a dangerous war. Very, very dangerous.

And unfortunately, it's not mostly military that are getting killed. It's mostly civilians. The military, they don't have no.

And children. No boots on the ground. No, they've got drones in the air. They're all in Nevada.

They go home at night after killing people. And they feel bad. These are not heroes. These are murderers and killers.

So maybe we vote for Dr. Susan Block, which is on my arm. Instead of. We need the bonobo way.

At Trizamp. Amen. We've all been trumped. They send our poor, uneducated people to die in the sands.

Yeah. We got to stop that kind of stuff. We got to stop. We have to find another way.

Because when we do it, we're just like flies flying into their web because they want us to do it. They being whatever enemy is of the moment would love to draw us in so that they can become

more important to their followers. So let's not get drawn in. Let's be bonobos. In the meantime, last week,

500-some-mod citizens died around the world. Not just in the Middle East. Over what? Killing and bombing.

Killing and bombing. Because they all got a lot more than that. These are precise bombs, by the way. They're very precise.

They like, right on it. If there's a civilian around, don't kill it. Drop bombs, not bombs. Woo-hoo!

This is your government. This is your money. These topless women. No blood on my hands and no blood on your hands.

These are killers. And these topless women will do more to demoralize ISIS than all the bombs we can drop. This is true.

Okay? So drop bombs. Not... I mean, excuse me.

Drop bras, not bombs. That was the run to Jeremy Rums speaking. Drop bras, not bombs. Yes, indeed.

Okay. So, yes. Should we keep talking about politics? No, that's right.

Don't forget to call us. I just want to make you aware of it on each show. Absolutely. On each show.

Because we are in a disastrous, murderous situation. And we light a fire for our birth. So, we can do our shows. We can go to work.

We can go shopping. We can do all of those things. Shopping! Which you have to remember.

Go shopping. The killing fields have never been this bad. Have sex. Have sex.

It's really mean. Lots of sex. Stop shopping. Absolutely.

From that, it's so sad to me. I could cry for everyone. Okay. So, we're also going to get, speaking of shopping,

drawing a day. By Helene. A nice Jewish girl with great tits. Fabulous tits.

And a high tolerance for her hot wax. Really. And she, everything she does from huge celebrities to Disney characters to me, as a bonobo.

Okay. And Hollywood, Jake. All right. And we have Hanukkah Veronica.

Hello. Yeah. Yeah. We had Mr. Candra Jade Rossi.

Where is she? She's scarfed off. She's outside. Oh.

Okay. Yeah. She's taking a smoke break. Yeah.

Okay. She probably doesn't want to be around the titties. I have a feeling. What?

Or the hot wax? No, no. She's great. She just had to go potty.

Potty is a long potty. Okay. So. A long what?

A what? Anyway. We're talking about bathroom. You've got 10 minutes, Dr. Suzy.

I have 10 minutes. How did I get 10 minutes? That is. You don't have to take 10 minutes.

But yeah, because we're at 1218, Susan. So Dr. Suzy. Can I plug my website? Yes.

Plug it. Plug it. Plug it. Plug everything.

Check out my website, Veronica Von Triple X.com. If you get a chance, lots of free stuff on there with me and my mom and other people. You and your mom. Mostly my mom and I.

Family affair. Yeah. You know, we had someone in our audience come up and say that that spoke to them because they were brought up in West Virginia or someplace like that.

Hey, I grew up in Tennessee. And that's done. And. Well, we didn't really think about it when we did it.

It was so much adrenaline rushing around and everything. I just thought, oh, big cock, I want it. Wow. And then I said, now I want you to take it.

Big cock as well. Because you've been mean to me all these years, so you deserve it. Uh-huh. So give it to her hard.

Now, you know, I just want to say we're not recommending this. We're just documenting it. Hey. But you know, it happens.

We have a lot of fun. As long as there are people who want to talk about this. It's consenting adults. If it involves children, it's another story.

But consenting adults, hey, again, I'm not recommending it because for most people, it screws up your relationships with your family. But some people have that kind of relationship with their family. I'm gonna say I love you guys all the time.

Oh, wait, whoa. I love you guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa. They're gonna do, hey, wait one second.

Okay, just sit over there. And we'll be, we're almost ready to do our group clothed picture. Clothed picture. But I know these girls like to air out their boobs.

Hypnotize her now. Okay. I'm not supposed to. Yeah.

Oh, no, it's okay. I understand. I understand. You don't want to be in the picture.

I have boobs as well. You know, you've got this famous, you have some boobs. Beautiful. Great boobs.

Boo-dee-ful. Boo-dee-ful. Boo-dee-ful. I want to say thank you for having me.

You guys are all beautiful women and I'm very grateful. Thank you. And you are accessible through Twitter. True.

True. Is that the best place to find you? Indeed. Yes.

That would be, of course, Kendra Jade Rossi. And she's got her, we're gonna play it in a little while. Maybe right after we say goodbye, we're gonna play Lucas Rossi's rendition of Hello. Adele's Hello.

Beautiful. And it is a beautiful spiritual, very spiritual. It's a song about love and time. But more importantly, I want you to worry about these wonderful women who are here.

Worry about us. Yes. No, not worry. But focus on and love and give much love to all these beautiful women here who are

giving so much love and receiving as well. And that's what keeps us happy. Yeah. And we'd like to spread the happiness and the love.

And the celebration of life and love. And the seduction. And there's your husband. Wow.

He's very beautiful. Yeah, there he is. Speaking of Ross, you want to talk about your seduction site. By the way, I just want to say Kabbalah means received.

So you know. Received. Yeah, if you would like your free course on seduction, go to seduction.com. Slash free.

That's seduction.com. Slash free. We got that. Shameless plugging all night.

He's about to shamelessly plug me in. Shameless. I don't know if that's seduction. But it certainly seems Jewish.

No. Thank you. I can say that because I am Jewish. But yeah, it fits.

It fits. It's good. It's sales. You know, sales.

Direct sales. I have to giggle because I have nothing else when a man speaks over another man's artistic song. So a little, a little other direct sales is, yeah, we're here for you throughout the

holidays, the holy days. If you need to talk, call the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And don't forget you can call me after 1 30 a.m. this morning. 5 6 8 0 0 6.

She's going to be partying from now until 1 30 a.m. So you can't call me. And I'm here for you. And we are here for you and we love you and we want to make.

We want you to make peace. Who's singing? Oh, look, look, our candles are winning. Yeah.

That one. That's yours. Mine's still going. I guess I'm going to pick that one.

No, that one. That one. That's mine. You won.

You won. That one. That one. She won.

Okay. Anybody else need to promote themselves? Well, I have a shameless plug. Oh, yeah.

I think that I think that all, if all of humanity could learn to be good to one another, not prejudice, loving, caring, compassionate and understanding, then we will actually have a true Messiah and we will have peace on earth. Yes.

Peace on earth. Pleasure for all. Peace on earth. Food for all.

That's my plug. Peace on earth. Love for all. We all deserve it.

We should all have it. And, you know, we should all share it and find ways to share it. And then, you know, I don't think those be this much jealousy and hatred and fucking murder.

Got to stop the killing, brothers and sisters. Oh, although it's one way to cut down on the population, if that's the way we want to do it. No.

Right. I mean, it's not a good way, but, you know, we're overpopulated. But, you know, I think we should do it other ways. Birth control.

Okay. So. Birth control for all. Yes.

Peace on earth. Birth control for all. Yeah. Hey, we stand with Planned Parenthood.

Absolutely. That guy is nuts. The one that shot off Planned Parenthood. I'm sorry.

I mean, they're all nuts. They're all nuts. That whole Republican right-wing crazed motherfuckers. But you know what?

I was reading this thing in the New Yorker about how it's like a riot. And first it's the crazed motherfuckers. And then it's the people that figure copycat. And then it's the people that figure everybody else is doing this.

Why not me? And next thing you know, all kinds of so-called normal people are killing each other. So let's try to stop this. Okay, brothers and sisters, let's make like bonobos, not baboons, whatever holiday you celebrate.

Hot Wax Hanukkah, Merry Merry Christmas, Saturnalia, which is, of course, the granddaddy of the pagan winter holidays. Saturnalia is really what we're having this coming Saturday with a bunch of hot guests. Well, it's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy this coming Saturday.

Saturnalia, X-mas, triple X-mas, and then of course Christmas when we'll be in our snuggies. And Happy New Year. Oh, wait, we're going to be in our snuggies when it's actually Muhammad's birthday, right? We're trying to figure out how we should celebrate that.

There are many ways. Hey, watch out what you say. It's Muhammad's birthday. I know, I know.

I'm scared. It's a slumber party because I give equal opportunity blasphemy. I do, but I'm a little scared about Muhammad's birthday, but I'm going to celebrate it. We'll do it in PJs.

It's a slumber party for Muhammad. Hey, listen, Muhammad actually was a great guy. He was hanging out with chicks just like Jesus. His wife was eight years old.

He wasn't all that bad. He was a player. And actually, I think it's interesting to note that the Old Testament is much, much, much more violent than the Koran. Violent, of course.

A bunch of people in Europe or somewhere were reading passages. Sweden, Sweden. They thought they were reading passages from the Koran and they said, oh, that's very violent. That's terrible.

And I wonder if these people are like that. And then, of course, they were told, you know what, that's not the Koran. That's the Old Testament. So anyway, yeah, but you know, none of it is any excuse.

It's you, yourself. You as an individual. What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning? Are you going to pick up a gun or a candle?

Are you going to pick up a glock or a cock? Or your cock. Right. Are you going to shoot some AK-47 or shoot the gun between your legs?

Come on. Come on. Be nice. Be nice.

Yeah. Hold a candle. Hold a vibrator. Yeah, they're going out.

They're going on. We have a winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big one's going to win.

The light lives on. The cock always wins. And hopefully the bonobo will win. Yes.

Shout out to Serena Enderline for believing in the Year of the Bonobo. And we're going to see you soon in Puerto Rico for the first conference, the first symposium of eco-sexuality in the Caribbean. We're very excited to share the bonobo way with the Caribbean

and get some of those nice Caribbean hotties massaging us with their breasts. I don't know. Those oils live alive. Oh, yeah.

And so make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you, I love you.

You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Guards and Sciences,

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