19th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal

Full transcript of 19th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, brides and grooms and flower girls and ring boys. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex.

Whether we're married or not, monogamous or promiscuous, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

A-women, yeah. I want to welcome you to my and my prince's 21st wedding anniversary, Captain Max. I should say Prince Maximilian Rudolf de Lebkowitz de Lebkowitz de Phil and Jerry. Mmm, met.

It's a long one. Dr. Susie, when I was just Susie actually. Years ago, many years ago, actually 27 years ago. But we got married 21 years ago, 1992 and now it's 21 years.

I have to interrupt the show just for a second. We have to do a toast for you. Yes. We have to do a toast.

So everyone please grab a beverage to celebrate. We have lovely ladies coming around. We have lovely, lovely ladies coming around to hand out all the beverages. Please if you would hand them out.

It's blue beverages. I would like to have you come forward here. I would like to give a great, great congratulations. A great congratulations to the both of you.

Come on the other side. We're going to blow out the candles, I think. Oh, wow. Okay.

What is going, this is sort of a captain and a blonde. Oh my God, could that be us? Happy anniversary to you. Happy anniversary to you.

Happy anniversary, Dr. Susan Block and President Ma. Happy anniversary to you too. Talk into the microphone. If everyone has a beverage.

If everyone has a beverage. Yes, we're already starting the drinking. Puppet tails, puppy dog tails. Yes, that's right.

Because now that we're 21 years, our marriage is finally old enough to drink in California. Happy anniversary. Thank you, Marilyn.

Yeah, I think we, do we drink and then blow or blow and then drink and then blow? Whoa. Yeah, okay. And it was only four, but I mean, that was a, it was an easy blow job,

which after 21 years, you appreciate the easy blow jobs. Right? Wait a minute. One that was, you know.

What do you mean the easy ones? Well, you know, it's nice to do an easy blow job. Of course, it's also nice to do a hard one. Whoo.

Okay. So what is this blue liquid that we drank? It's a punch. It packs one.

Well, gosh, I feel so blessed already. We have Marilyn and she's, she's gotten into the audience in that skin tight dress. The dress that looks like it was just painted on. She came to bless our marriage.

Never mind a dress. Yes. I'm so excited to have all these, these friends and lovers and professors and porn stars and masters and slaves here to celebrate our 21st. Yep.

Did you want to, to say a few words, Prince? Did I want to say, well, first of all. President, I should say. Mr. President.

President. Yes. When was I elected president? When I was elected chairwoman of the board.

Ah, gotcha. I missed that meeting. Anyway, I see a lot of faces here that, that have been around for a long time. One in particular is a gentleman out there, a lawyer Barry Fisher.

Barry Fisher who got you out of a jam or two. Kept me out of prison for many years. Helped me win a case against the LAPD. Well, win a settlement.

Yeah. Absolutely. We just outed him on it. He was a silent lawyer.

Wait till George Reel gets a hold of you. I was legally blonde, yeah. Yes. And many other old friends and young friends.

One of the nice things about doing this show, Susan's been on the air for 29 years by the way. Is that how many? That's right. Oh my God.

29 years. No. Say it ain't so. One of the great pleasures was that we were for many years the favorite children's show

in the city of Los Angeles. You would start out our 21st anniversary. When we were on public access. Public access available to all.

All right. And of course we were on after 10 o'clock at night. After 10 o'clock in a safe harbor. We were on in the safe harbor time.

And you know, I mean it didn't have penetration but the show did have titties. Right. And you know. Yeah.

But. Pretties. The thing is that now I see these children in this audience and that's really a joy to me to see these grown up kids and how nice they've turned out.

Susan and I have not had any kids but we've brought up hundreds of thousands of children. This is our child. And this one here. Yeah.

We have a reptilian child. Satanist child. Yes. But yeah, I mean when we do the public access show as well as still when we do the show

now, I mean we're on the internet so obviously kids can see us now. And I always have that in mind. Yes. Responsible.

We try to be responsible. We're very responsible. Right. We're even measure B compliant with our Sybians.

See? It's completely radical. Right. So yeah, so that's really the joy.

The joy is the revolution and the evolution that life brings us every morning when we look in the mirror and we ask ourselves what the fuck you're doing. You know? Are you changing?

Are you changing things? Are you changing? And to change things. And that's what he would ask me every day for 21 years.

What the fuck are you doing? Is that what I asked? What is? Sort of.

It's very challenging. Sort of. Yeah. Because that's the important part.

The important part is the evolution and the revolution because change only happens when it happens in here. And the most revolutionary force is our libido, our sexual energy. I also want to thank my doctors for my new bladder.

Yeah. Dr. Donishman. Donishman. Now I'm back in my childhood.

I wear diapers, which is cool. You know? Get into the fetishes. I'm glad I'd learned about that before.

And I want to thank my heart doctor for the new arteries, the new things there. That was good. Very kinky when you had to wear that patch. Yeah.

It was very kinky. Yeah. So it's 21 years. You know, 21 years, all this stuff is going on.

And I'm also very grateful for a lot of great, great sex. One of the things. Oh, yeah. The no-po-ville.

Yeah. Sex is one of the things. Great sex, good sex, hot sex. Any kind of sex, everyday sex is one of the things that has made my marriage just

thrilling. Well, there is some bad sex. But you know, even some kinds of bad sex is better than no sex. That's true, sort of.

So I'm grateful for that. I'm grateful for a lot of things. And we should all be grateful for a lot of things. A lot of us work in the sex business, okay?

And that's about the lowest in the social. We're discriminated against, we're arrested, we're prosecuted. They do all kinds of terrible things to us. And the terrible part is we're not dolphins where everybody comes out and, you know,

wants to protect us. Everybody does the same thing and watches us and all that. But then they don't come out to stand up for you. So you have to fight this thing all by yourself.

But it's the greatest... Wait a second, partner. Two people. You have to fight this all by yourself.

We have each other. Yes, we're one. I mean, you know, there's a little bit of standing by you for 21 years. Yeah, I said we.

Yeah, right. That's right, I said we. But you know, I mean, even though we haven't known all of you for the 21 years, it's like, you know, we're married, the two of us, we're a couple,

but we're also like a truffle, which is like lingo for threesome. Threesome? With Arbonoboville. With our friends and lovers and, you know, all of our wacky people that we know.

Right. I mean, who knows, we might have torn each other apart by now if it wasn't for all of these guys. Oh, thank you very much.

I didn't know that, but I'm thrilled to hear that. Yeah. Yeah, we have, you know, all these great people we have to deal with every Saturday night. Well, I wouldn't want to do anything else.

I wouldn't want to be a banker. I wouldn't want to do any other kind of work. This is the work that I kind of fell into. And this is the work that I've stuck with.

And, you know, they put me in prison. They've done all kinds of things to me. And here I am, an old pervert. And nothing has changed, and I'm worse than ever.

And a little bit older. And a little wiser. Dr. Suzy, I'm so moved by everything I'm seeing right now, the love between you. But let's see some tits.

That's all I want to say is it would be great to see some tits right now. Who among here has some tits that we could actually see? Then we could see some boobs. Here.

That's Chris Gore. There they are. Here they are. There's a pair of tits for you.

Our first guest. Beautiful tits. Yes. Look at those.

They're beautiful. Absolutely. Tits are available for you. Thank you.

Ask, and you shall receive here in Bonoboville. Even if you have asked rudely. We appreciate that. Yes.

So the titty showing has begun. Is that right? Yes. I ain't showing my titties.

Well, I don't know that they want you to. I think they want to kind of go around here. Shucks. Something like that.

You know, women get older, their titties shrink a little bit. Guys get older, their titties grow. Yeah. Right, right, right.

And you know I got a nice set, right? Becoming part of the man and the masculine becoming part of the man. You want to see my tits raise your hand? Oh, hey, look.

It ain't going to happen, baby. It has. It might. We're going to get a few of those Jell-O shots.

Jell-O shots, right. You know, Bonoboville Jell-O shots are going to be happening soon. And then Prince Max's titties might come out. And who knows who else is.

Yeah, right. Right. Because we're here to celebrate. After I changed my diapers.

Dr. Suzy, I'm still moved by everything that you said, but we haven't seen a woman's butt, actually. A butt. We saw tits, but we have not seen an ass.

You're so romantic. And there are some incredible asses here. I walked behind some of you ladies. I've seen some incredible asses.

I think we should see an ass right now. Give it, give your ass up for Dr. Suzy and Max right now. Let's see. I'm hoping that'll cause a thing.

Oh. Okay, okay. All right. Watch out.

Oh, and this is an award-winning ass. This is an award-winning one. Okay. This is definitely the SIN SAGE ass.

Yeah. This is an AVN and more award-winning ass. Very good. In a very, very skimpy g-string.

And yeah, that's. You see, when we go home at night. An anniversary ass. And lay down, we never lack for stimulation.

No, we can always say, did you see that ass? Woo-hoo. Yeah. Yeah, very nice.

SIN SAGE. All right, so can we start introducing our guests? Yeah, sure. Do you want to bloviate a little more?

No, no. We're done bloviating. We can see how Chris will interrupt us again. All right.

Okay. Will you go ahead? Yeah. You know?

So happy anniversary to us. We're going to just start introducing everybody in our bonobo bill here. And yes, you can put your gifts right here on the stripper pole table. We have muffins.

Whose muffins are these? Yours. Well, yeah. But who brought them?

It's like one of these mystery muffins. I want to know, what are they packed with? That's the mystery. These muffins.

All right. Well, let's talk to this beautiful muffin. SIN SAGE. There you are.

Is it working? Okay. Welcome to our anniversary party. So you're also in the punishing corset, aren't you?

A little bit. Yeah. It kind of forces you to stand up. It does.

It does. And you should stand up, you know? But I mean, first, I want you to tell us in the microphone, like, you just won an award, right? I did, yeah.

What did you win? I won an Avian Award for best girl girl theme. Yeah! Whoa.

And who's the lucky girl? Her name is Danny Daniels. Oh! We know Danny Daniels.

Yes. So she did her first boy-girl scene for Elegant Angel, and they gave her her own movie in which to do so. And she wanted to have a girl-girl scene in it, and she chose me to do it with her. Yes.

And we won an award for it. And it was something that I never thought in a million years would happen to me. Well, now you can dream. It happened.

It did. It was really very exciting. Well, I'm not surprised, because you are just such a girl-girl. I am.

We have a boyfriend, though. A girl-girl with a boyfriend. A super girl-girl. That's right.

I mean, you know, it's very bonobo, actually. I mean. How bi you are. And, you know, you have a whole little structure for your relationship, which has been how long?

Two years. We're coming up on our two-year anniversary. Oh, congratulations. Yes.

Wow. Well, good for you, darling. Yes. It's wonderful.

Yes, very good. So, you want to come up on the stage here? Because then I can open up your chair. Yes.

For somebody else. So, you should come up on stage. I knew you were going to have it. Because you're such a, you know, performer.

Because I'm so willing to show my tits and a- You are. And that's wonderful. And we love that about you, Sinsage.

As well as you have such a great natural body. Uh-huh. Yes. And she is attired in a wedding corset.

Chris slipped in there. Oh, he slipped in. Yeah. Are you going to show us your tits?

Hey, Dr. Suzy. Oh, you're what? I'm so happy to be here. Yeah.

Well, thank you. Did you two create an anniversary poem for us or something? I didn't. I didn't.

But I will say, I'm so moved by your st- We have not seen vagina, actually. I will say- Oh, God.

We've seen breasts. We've seen butt, but no vagina. I kind of think that's next. But vagina is an internal part of the body.

That's true. Bulva would come before vagina. Let's go, Bulva. Who's for Bulva?

Give me a V. And then just, we're good with V. I get what you're saying. Hey, Malika.

Is he a little pushy? Yeah, a little bit. You want to get that microphone? Yeah.

Chris, you seem like you've been frustrated. I'm super excited. You told me you were coming here with bells on, but I didn't know that they would be blue bells.

Oh, they're totally blue bells and blue balls. Yes. No, I just haven't seen you in a while. I really miss you.

I really miss you. I do. Seriously, I really love you. And I just just keep going.

I went this and I went that and I went more and more and more. Absolutely. He needs his banking. He does.

He does need his banking and Sin is an expert in that. She's like, I mean, the only things that I'm surprised, she won an AVN Award for Girl Girl instead of Spanking because she should win a Spanking Award.

Because she's so good at it. Right. Except he's a little bit dominant. Yeah, that's true.

Yes, I have one of those Jell-O shots. Where are those Jell-O shots? All right, so Chris, think of a poem. Master D, welcome to the 21st anniversary. Thank you.

So, what are you presenting? Chinese food? I present the gift of love. Aw, thank you, I'm more. And I haven't seen you for a long time, so it's really good to be back.

Well, it's great to be back. I mean, have you back? And your tits. Want to show them? Oh, I'd like to hold your snake, but... You want to hold the snake for a little while?

Yeah, okay. Don't let her go. Hang on to her. And Sienna Sinclair. Hey.

Welcome. Thank you for having me again. So, you look beautiful. This must be some sort of Asian outfit that you got in your travels. Actually, no, I got this in the old...

It's actually a t-shirt in the old woman's department. The old woman's department. I turned it into a dress. Well, I didn't marry 21 years, so that's my department.

No, no, not your department. It was just funny where I bought it, because it's so simple. It is, but it looks kind of... You've been all over the world lately.

Yeah, I just got back from Asia. Yeah. Thailand, Vietnam. What do you do there?

I visit all the brothels. I just went to this place called Super Pussy in Thailand. I visit the brothels. I have pussies, and I have powerful pussies.

I was playing ping-pong with this girl's pussy. Literally, she was sitting on that bed, and she's shooting these balls out, and I was like, oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

I've heard stories. That's a classic, yeah. I would be scared to have a dick and put it inside of her. And you...

Right, right. It might not come out. It might. She might snap it off. Right. Wow. She could pop it out. Pop it out, yeah.

So you go to brothels. I visit naughty things, and I write about them on my blog, but then I also wrote a book, Naughty Girls Guide to Los Angeles, and my biggest one is coming out at the end of the year.

Naughty Girls Guide to Los Angeles. And I want you, Naughty Girls, to know that the Dr. Susan Block show is listed twice in here. Not once, but twice.

We are so naughty. We are under Dr. Pat Allen, yeah, and we're also somewhere else in here, right? She's under Naughty Things to See in LA.

Naughty Things to See and Do. And Naughty Classes. Right. So we're thrilled about this.

Is this you? You look like Tinkerbell here. Actually, that's supposed to be the modern Marilyn Monroe. The modern Marilyn. Yeah, that's why I was going.

Do you know you have Marilyn behind you? I know. Right. How do you feel about that? I feel naughty.

Like, I should see something in me. Is she one of your inspirations? Could be, yeah. She could inspire me.

Yeah. Do you ever want to get married? I mean, have you been married? I don't believe in marriage.

You don't believe in marriage. Okay, you know, you don't have to. I've never even converted anybody to marriage. For other people.

Marriage is not for everybody by any means. Right. I mean, it's a special taste, really. Yeah.

But I think you can define your marriage how you want. You know, I mean, I think just because you make a vow doesn't mean it has to be the same vow everybody else makes. In relationships of the same, it's not a one-size-fits-all.

Right. Right. You make your own rules. You never know.

You might get married one day. I highly doubt it. Sometimes you get desperate and then you do. Okay, but you're a hot single woman.

Very single. You are the essence of the hot single woman. I love to date. I love men.

I love cocks and piercings. Are you? You like men. I like both.

You like older, younger men. I prefer older. Older. At least 35.

So, yeah. You can make a vow to be a slut in your marriage. That would be hot, I think. Wow.

Are those the Jell-O shots there? Oh, wow. We're almost ready. Let's do it.

Let me introduce everybody here. So, this is Jesse Flores. Hello. And you're all dressed for my wedding in your little white lace thing.

Jesse Flores, brothers and sisters. And you look very hot tonight. So, how do you feel about marriage? I would like to get married one day.

You would like to get married? Yeah? Once is legal. Yeah?

Have you ever been married? I've been engaged like three times. Oh, really? Three times?

And it just kept fizzling? You broke it off? None of the guys were very romantic. So, I kind of stitched them.

You got to get a romantic guy who wears a captain's hat. Exactly. You know. Has a long name.

Yeah. So, that's what you got to do. All right. And we got to do our Jell-O shots which disappeared.

And Kiki Dare, brothers and sisters. Hi, everybody. Okay. So, you've been on the show like three times?

Around there. Yeah. It's a pleasure to be back. Thank you.

Yeah. So, have you ever been married? Well, yeah. I'm married now.

Oh, wow. Who are you married to? Oh, well, he doesn't really. It's a long story.

But, you know, married boyfriend, life is great. You're married? Or, I mean, is it official? I'm married.

And I have a boyfriend. Oh, you have a separate boyfriend? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. See, you can define marriage however you want. So, you know, we're going to get into our definitions of marriage. But first, I want my Jell-O shot girls to come on up here.

Do you want to take Jell-O shots? Yes. The Bonobo shots. Okay.

Come on up here. Come on up here. Aliyah. Aliyah.

Look at Aliyah. First of all, brothers and sisters, can we have a hand? For Aliyah in her adorable flower girl outfit. Oh, wow.

Right. Fucking adorable. Yes. And this is her hair.

She did it up for me in blue. Okay. All right. So, these are Jell-O shots from Lisa.

These are Bonoboville shots. Okay. So, we have to do the Bonobo style. Right?

So, who wants to come on up? You want to come on up? Yeah? You want to come on up?

How do you guys do this? Well, we're going to show you how to do it. Yeah, you have to go up. You have to come up to do it, and then we will have other people get into the seats.

Marilyn, would you grace us by sitting in one of these chairs, please? There you go. Yeah. Get on in there.

Okay. Okay. So, yeah. And we need the salt.

Salt. Okay. Cassie, is that right, Cassie? Yes, come on up.

You want to come sit over here? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Of course you do.

She's so slinky. All right. So, are you ready? Do I need, I guess, so it's my marriage, right?

Okay. So, here we go. Oh, grab a line. All right.

Okay. So, now, the salt. Where are you going with the salt? Okay.

So, first of all, the salt ritual is very important. So, we have to produce a nipple for this. Are we ready? A nipple.

Woo-hoo. Okay. One nipple. Okay.

Don't get that jello on my nipple because I'm wearing white. Okay. So, okay. So, now, the salt.

Where's the salt? There, you got it. I see Dr. Susie's nipple. Sienna.

Here. Just lick it. See? That's what I told my husband for 21 years.

Just lick it. Right. Right. Okay.

Wow. Just the nip. Oh, yes. She's doing a very, very nice job.

And, now, a sprinkle of salt. Now, you take the salt. Okay. Salt.

Now, you lick the salt. Right? Very thorough job. There, she gets the lime and a little more salt.

She's doing it her own way. Hey, it's kind of nice that way. Get a little cold tongue. Yeah, because lime is very chilled.

Very, very aphrodisiacal. Now, we need a microphone for her. Microphone. Wait.

Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Got the mic? Let me have the mic.

Yes. So, how'd you like that? I liked it. I think everyone should try that.

Everyone is. Going to. But, now, it's the best part. Now, it's the best part.

Now, you get to do your jello shot. Right? It's two jello shots right then. I don't know.

Who's explaining this? I think you're supposed to take this one and then follow it with the lime. The lime is the last thing. All right.

You should have told us that jello shot, girl. Okay. Well, now, you get another lime. That's all.

Okay. So, you can never have too much lime. I don't want to shoot this out. Okay.

How do I do this? Okay. Oh, you got a nipple. Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go. She is really consuming that jello shot in a very animalistic way. She's such a lady, you know, but yet, I want jello shot. Okay.

Oh, here we go. So, we've got now, since Sage is nipple, out for her salt, brothers and sisters. This is the Bonoboville shot being licked up by Jesse Flores and down that shot, girl. Oh, yeah.

What did you think of the shot? This one's really good. It's really good. You know, you can get this into your naughty girl's guide, huh?

That's why I put you in the book. Right, right, right. No, but the jello shot itself. These are Lisa's jello shots.

I think they're going to have another name, though. Maybe, maybe Bonoboville jello shots. Napkins. Oh, napkins.

Bansi, bansi, bansi, bansi. Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Baby wipes, right? Okay.

Oh, okay. So, now did you get some? We have to, we have to give, yeah. Yeah, but did you give her some of you?

Yeah, you need to get some, right? Oh, show both. You know, they're just, they go together, right? Jesse Flores, brothers and sisters.

Okay. Okay, and so Marilyn, I'm unlikely. What a rack. Yeah, yeah.

That's quite a rack. You know, it's kind of intimidating. In my day, people would get very upset if my script just went up. I was wondering.

Yes. I'm just wondering, how does it feel for you? I mean, people, do they shame you or do you feel proud? I mean, I sometimes had a hard time with oozing sexuality,

but I couldn't hide it like you can't hide that. You're so vulnerable, Marilyn. Now, do you know how to answer that question? I mean, it's like you've blown the president.

It's pretty awesome. Yeah. Now, Marilyn, didn't you just win an award for being yourself? Yes, actually, the spirit of Marilyn.

The spirit of Marilyn. And this is the spirit of Marilyn, brothers and sisters, joined together with us in the Speakeasy Cathedral. Marilyn, isn't it true that you had a fantasy of standing naked

before a congregation in a church? Isn't that a dream that people have when they wake up afraid? Well, you always wake up afraid, don't you? And the good reason, I think, is conspiracy theories.

Well, we're happy to have you here, Marilyn, whichever way you got here. Hopefully, I could just fall into somebody's arms whenever I need to. So, Cassie. Hi.

Hi. Thanks for coming to my wedding anniversary. This is your first night here, and you're a guest of Master D's. Isn't that right?

He's an old friend of ours. Yes, I am. I'm holding this over here because I think that it's causing my... Hold it.

There you go. ...my static here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you guys look happy happy. Right, yeah. So, Cassie, what do you think of this place? Bonoboville.

It's lovely. It's lovely. Yeah. It's all about love.

Beautiful. It is. We're like old hippies, except there's a few younger people here like you. Yes.

And we're just celebrating love, 21 years of it, actually. And lust, brothers and sisters, because, you know, they're related. They are. Love and lust.

Right, Marilyn? Mm-hmm. Except you've got to watch out for the premature emotional attachment part. Pre-mature emotional attachment.

Wow. Yeah, I didn't have to worry about that. We were friends for six years before we got married. Oh, wow.

No wonder it's lasted so long. We were a little bit of a retarded emotional attachment, actually. Maybe the opposite problem. But, you know, he was married and, you know, there was some obstacles.

But then I was fortunate that she was crazy and threw a bottle at his head. And then I took my chance. I'm my prince. Yeah.

Look at these smiles on these girls going, no, I don't think I could do that. Would you get married or you're not married now? No. No.

Right, Marilyn, you've been married several times. Yeah, I wish they all counted as much as they did to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Several times, right.

Some major marriages there. I mean, there's different ways to be married. I'm not saying that's wrong. That's like serial marriage.

There's nothing wrong with that. But having babies kind of makes them stick together, don't they? No, not necessarily. I don't know.

I mean, my baby is now wrapped around Master D's neck. She's very warm right now. Yes. I'd love to pass my baby around.

So, Kiki, did you want to partake of a jello shot with this? I would love to. Would you like to bring your hot rack up here? Yeah?

That might get Chris out of tweeting right now, you know. Okay, here we go. Tweeting all about you, Dr. Suzy. Here we go.

My love for you. And who's going to get into this chair now? Who, who, who is going to, like, oh, how about the naughty realtor? Yeah, get naughty.

Yeah, absolutely. I prefer to come up for a shot later. You're going to have a shot? Yeah, you got to.

Right, so how's the real estate business? Awesome. Yeah, yeah. Good.

This is Fania, right? Hi, everybody. I mean, we all know you. Right?

And she's now got a Twitter. She's got two of them. And she's our realtor. And she's looking for a new building for us.

We're going to buy a building, brothers and sisters. We've got to find a building somewhere around LA, okay, in or around LA. Okay. And, and, and yeah, and, you know, you go through Fania so she can get a commission.

Okay. Happy anniversary. Thank you. So you were married.

Yeah. Yeah. No, you're not too keen on marriage yourself right now. Like you said, it depends on the terms.

Every marriage is different. Right. Every marriage is different. That's an awesome point of view.

Yep. So you learn from one into the other. It's not necessarily something you just do once. Okay.

Okay. So more, more of the, the shots, right? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Look at this. And Kiki Dare is wearing a lovely, a tangerine dress that she has now. I like the trend she's starting. Topless.

Let's keep going with that. Look at these beautiful. Gentlemen, join me in applause for those tits. Yes.

Let's see some more. Yes. And actually that reminds me, we do have live music. So, you know, you just seem like you need some live music with you.

And, and we have our attorney Barry Fisher, who, who also plays the accordion. Right. Is that cool or what? Yeah.

Where's the microphone? Okay. So he's, he's going to, he's going to get on to the microphone with a, with his accordion, I guess.

I'm not quite sure how that's going to work. Okay. So now you are a great like tray for the Bonoboville shot, which every wedding party should have. I mean, this is the private part of the wedding.

Okay. Not with grandma and everybody. Although, hey, if your grandma's like me, it might be okay. You know, so sexy, very sexy.

Yeah. So who's going to do their shot off of these beautiful tits? Who wants to go here? Okay.

We've, okay. So, so we're going to each take a tit here. Okay. So we've got Sienna Sinclair on one side and Jesse Flores on the other side.

And, and where's the salt? I need the salt brothers and sisters. Where are my beautiful flower girls? I need salt.

I give those tips to boners up. Here we go. Jesse Flores is giving it a good suck. There they go.

Who needs birthday cake when you can suck on these, right? Okay. Here we go. Salt.

Yes. Now, now, now where are the shots? Do we have, I think the shots are over there. Okay.

So come on over here. Hey, look at this beautiful girl. Do I know you? Yeah.

No. Where's, where's the microphone? Get the microphone. Just for a second here while Barry's getting ready.

Okay. So, so who are you? Molly. Molly.

Let's hear it for Molly's ass, which is facing the audience. Turn around for a second, Molly. Show them your jello shots. Okay.

Molly. And so how'd you get in here? Who's friend are you? Dave, you got some good taste in women.

Yeah. Oh, thank you very much. Thank you for, you know, walking around with the jello shots. Right.

Very nice. Okay. So now you also need a lime, I think. Oh, you got it.

You got it. Okay. So you, you come stand over here. This is a ritualistic moment.

All right. So now you've already licked the titties. Are you going to do it again? You can, you can do it another, another lick.

And yeah, there we go again. One more. Yeah. Uh-huh.

How they doing? Hello. Yeah. Okay.

And now they, they're sucking down those jello shots. Woo. And yes, the lime. Bonoboville jello shots, brothers and sisters.

And you got to do it this way. You cannot just eat that jello in private or something. You know, you got to, okay. Oh, she's now eating the jello off the tip.

Yeah. That's all right. Yeah. You could probably develop a jello addiction this way.

Right. Right. So now, uh, this is very tame compared to what Master D likes. You like, you like stuff with that, uh, that shocker.

Violet wand. The violet wand. Violet wand, electric wand. And does your friend like that too, Cassie?

I don't think I've tried that on her yet. Cassie? I haven't tried it on me. You haven't tried it.

No. Would you like to? Um, okay. Okay.

Yeah. Like this. And, uh, it's, I just wanted to give a shout out to Jesse Palmer, because I'm going to put the snake away soon.

Jesse Palmer, if you're here, uh, I know you wanted to hold the snake, Jesse Palmer, and I know you're here. Where are you? You want to hold the snake, but you're holding the jello shots.

Yeah. Well, okay. You want to hold Eve for a minute? Okay.

Because he's now going to be using, like, one of these electric wands. Oh, you're going to use mine. Yeah. Here.

Let me have a snake. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So, you want to hold her for a minute? Okay. Can we put Eve away? We're going to.

We're just, we're going to do a pass around of Eve for just a moment here, because, uh, everyone loves to touch the reptile, because it puts you in touch with your reptile brain, the sexual side of you that is just very sensuous. We'll play with her some more after the show.

Okay. So, who else wants to play with her? Going once, going twice. Did you want to?

Oh, yes. Amongst these tits, the snake will ride. There she is. Kiki.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. And this is our child. Eve born in the garden of Eden.

Right? It's kind of child we have. We have a great relationship, but a funny-looking child. Right?

It could be, you know, kind of one of the reasons we do so well in our relationship. Okay. So, uh, so we're going to put her away now. Who's going to put her away?

Yeah. Yeah. Be sure to put the latch on. The latch.

She wasn't latched last time. Okay. So now, what? Da-da-da.

Oh, yes. Where is, is Barry? Actually, Barry, is he right here? Barry, are you?

I want to say a few words. Okay. Let him say a few words. There's a microphone right there.

All right. All right, guys. This is my lawyer. This guy worked with a gentleman by the name of Stanley Fleshman,

one of the great, great First Amendment attorneys. And Barry's actually doing some extraordinary thing around the world right now. Anyway, there he is. Right.

Well, yes, around the world. For all of you who have been here many times, you hear this business about Prince Max, tonight president. But, I mean, more often Prince and royal family and Lepkovitz.

But I have actually been to the castle. Ooh. I have been in the Prague Castle and there's the Lepkovitz element of the castle. Did you have some Lepkovitz beer?

I did have. I was going to say. I've had, it's very famous Pilsner beer in the Czech Republic. So, I mean, he's really on the map.

And so, I thought, you know, given it's their anniversary that a tune heard in the castle, in the Austro-Hungarian days of this castle, when he was a very, he was a small child during that empire. And I thought that a walls, an anniversary walls, I mean, a little piece of it should

be heard of what would be heard at the castle. The only thing is, it would be great if there was some Susie kind of very sensual dance that went with it, given this place. I mean, this is a Habsburg castle of sorts.

So, if I play a little bit of this real ancient anniversary walls, I mean, there should be something that happens in a kind of different way than would have happened in the castle. Our type of walls would partly happen on the stripper pole. So, who's going to get up there?

We need to, and don't crush the... I'll move the muffins. Don't crush the muffins. Okay, okay, we got to move the muffins.

And we need to move, okay, all right. I'll take another nipple shot. We're going to move the muffins, okay, and here we go. You're dressed for it, like a gypsy.

I have a nipple shot. You're ready for a nipple shot? Come on up. Come to a microphone.

Come on up to a microphone, Tom. Yeah, it was a hundred castles. A hundred castles filled with the most extraordinary art. One hundred castles and great beer.

Whoa. So, just so you know the wealth and the richness, and you can compare it today, the Lubkovits is built one hundred castles. Why did they build a hundred castles they never lived in?

They built them for their art collections. Extraordinary art collections. Oh, yes. And that's why they built these castles.

Yeah, I'm going to build one here. It's a little schlockier. It's going to be fine. Wow, that was great.

We're going to do that again in a little bit. Yeah, I know. You can do it again. Yeah, do it again.

Play some more. Oh, now you've got your... Why don't we electrocute these wonderful people here? All right, so now we have salt on the nipple.

Would you like a little schock? No, no schock. Gorgeous. I am...

Oh, insane. She does not like electricity. Stripper pole for the music. Yeah, a little classical...

A little classical stripper pole. Yeah. Awesome. Oh, we have a costume malfunction.

A malfunction. A costume malfunction. A malfunction. Yeah, we've got straps around here.

I love the malfunction a bit. Oh, here's... Yeah, baby. Oh.

Yeah, I know. Okay, well... Mod just like you, Mary. Foot fetish party.

Yeah, I'm going to look around for one. Yeah. A strap. We need a strap.

Oh, it's margarita flavor. Nice. All right, so... Music.

Now, you need a nipple. We need music. Right? Yeah, but you've got lipstick on,

and you'll get it all over my nice white. Would you like to offer your nipple to this lovely real estate agent? I was going to get a vest.

You have to lift up your dress. That's true. And let's hear it for Cassie lifting up her dress. Woo-hoo!

Wow. Here we go. And... There you go.

Come in close. All right, I'm taking my... Yeah, yeah, that's... I got a good music.

Okay. And... In my next life, I'm coming back as a pole. And then you put the salt on.

Mm-mm. And... We got neon pink up here, man. So we lost our music.

Yeah, there was a... A malfunction of the wardrobe. Or a malfunction of the thing. Okay.

And we also lost our engineer. So maybe we could have... Oh, no, he's here. Hey, Tom.

Yes, ma'am? Welcome to our 21st anniversary... It is my honor to be here. You've got your gorgeous steel magnolia.

Oh, thank you. Is that good? A steel magnolia. Yeah, it's a very hot steel magnolia.

It does. You look like a Southern Delan. I do. I feel it in the ribs.

Right there, yeah. Absolutely. There's a lot of corset action tonight. Yeah, yeah.

We've known you a while. Say again? It's the 90s. You know me, right?

I've known you since, I think, 19... Is my mic on or does this go off? A little music. It's on?

I can hear you. I've known you since 1995. 1990. 1995 I interviewed you.

You were just babes then. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Right. When you were back at the... It's answering. Let me get this mic here.

Yeah. The villa. Were you back at the villa? So have you changed much?

No, there are some things that are eternal. And Dr. Suzy is one of them. Oh, yes. And these beautiful boobs are also eternal, right?

Yeah. Look at this. Oh, this is beautiful. This is Cassie.

Okay, did you do your living? Hi. Where's Kathy from? Who's...

Is it time for the salt? Yeah. Now you put the salt on. Right.

You lick to get it wet. She's about... Take the whole thing off. Yeah.

Yeah. Take it off. All right. There we go.

Whoa. Let's have a hand, folks. Cassie! Why wouldn't you take it off?

Okay. Are you ready? No. You should be exposed.

Help her get her other boob out. Would you? Free the boobs. Yeah.

Liberation. Now this is getting interesting. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So, all right. Now they're going to get a little seasoning, right? A little seasoning, right? Okay.

And now she's just licking, licking, licking. Very sensuous. Mm-hmm. This is very bonobo.

The way the female bonobos like lick each other to get it together. Hey, T-reel! Hey! Great to see you.

How's it going, folks? What's up? Thank you for joining us for 21 years of love, lust, and debauchery. Always.

Coming out of so much love. How's it going? Yeah. Okay.

So you did your licking. So now you get your shot. You get your reward. Hang on here.

She did the licking and she keeps on ticking. I didn't know what it was. This Jell-O type or the lime Jell-O. Look at that, buddy.

Yeah. Lime or the red? Lime or the red? Jell-O shots, guys.

You have a choice. I shouldn't give people a choice. Yeah, it's not a good idea. Yeah.

I'm wearing the same pants as, by the way. You're wearing the same panties? Yeah. Can we see?

21 years. That's awesome. Maybe later. Okay.

Down the shot and then we want to see. Whoa. Since they just dancing. On the stripper pole table.

Yeah. Hot chicks and cake. Whoa. I'm happy they gave me flowers.

All right, we got music again. Yeah. There we go. Look at that scene.

That award-winning queen. Yeah. Yeah. Shake it till you break it.

Yes. You were missing that. Award-winning dude right there. Whoo.

Those are muffins. Hot muffins. Wow. Yeah.

If you like quads, you're in the best place. You know, from Ratch to accordion. Hot muffins. If you don't like blood, scumhole.

And there's Selma Sins over there. Hey. What up here? Selma Sins in the house.

Okay. We've got boobies out here. Yeah. Nice.

Nice boobies. Yeah. You are so sweet. Hey, Selma.

Oh, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. She looks like she's too dressed.

Whoa. Tiger. Selma Sins brothers and sisters. Whoo.

Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. You are overdressed.

Here, let me hold the mic. Thank you for coming to my anniversary. Thank you for having me. Have you ever been married?

Yeah. No. Would you like to be married? Maybe.

Maybe. You make your own rules, girl. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Marriage could be whatever you want. You can even marry three people with you. I'll marry you because I'm a universal legend.

If you want to marry three people, you come over here to speak with your people. I'll make it happen. But first you got to do a little strip tease.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. So now you could either do it up here with Sin Sage.

She's an award-winning lesbian. She's a two-on-a-pole, is that possible? Banking. She's a beautiful girl.

Okay. Do you know Selma Sins? Oh my God. Now you do.

Two-on-a-pole. Oh, she's got her little hiking boots on. Isn't that cute? How dare you come to my wedding anniversary and hiking boots.

You get those off. And look at these little pink socks. Wow. Little cute pink socks on Selma.

You have very nice shoes there. I'm still waiting to see the panties though. Because you have the panties like Cassie, right? Yeah.

Uh-huh. A little clap. Oh, you like pantyhose too. But you know, there's a lot of guys who have pantyhose fetish, right?

Oh, I love pantyhose. Pantyhose fetish is big. Tons of guys have it. I love all the talking, but I think more nudity is what we all want.

Right, people? We want more nudity. Get naked, Chris. We want Sybian rides also.

Take it off. You've been working out. I don't want your ratings to go down. Take it off.

Some of my girls would like to see. Okay, so you're getting hot. She can help with me. This is Selma Sims, yeah.

Yeah, help her off with those jeans. She's hot. It's the best I can do. The best I can do.

You guys met on this show, didn't you? Yeah, you did. This is the best I can do. Yeah, that's not bad.

Oh, thanks, Doc. They don't come down below the elbow. That's good. That's very good.

Oh, booty. Sinsage booty. Yes. Better than a cake.

Yeah. She put candles on that ass. I can do that. Yeah.

I would. Here you go. Jeans. All right, dump them.

Right. Okay, so we've got ample nudity going on here. Thank you. Whoa.

Looks good. No, that's very, very good. Do you have any dildos, Dr. Suzy? Just curious.

I have many, many dildos right there. Yeah. Hold this a second. I want you to just see this for a moment.

Dildos for days. Because we have a dildo picture holder here. Right? Let's play Pin the Dildo on the vagina.

I think that'd be a great game to play. And we have... Play at every 21st anniversary. And we have our cake.

And we have dildos galore. The cake looks wonderful. As well as vibrators. As well as the real thing.

The real thing right there. Let's get in some plugs. And by plugs, I mean plugging a vagina. Just something.

Do you want to plug a vagina? You've got to give this man what he needs, I think. Do you want a gore of vagina? Is that it?

Is that where we get your name? Pushy, huh? He has his needs. And then he walks away.

But I'm sure he's voicing the thoughts of a lot of men. I'm just reflecting the thoughts of everyone in this room. We want to see if something happened with the vagina.

Who was the person who said no? That's alright. Well... There's always the one.

So, are you okay? Look who's here, Dr. Hernando Chavez. Speaking of plugs. Yes. Welcome to our 21st anniversary celebration.

Yeah, come on over here. Say hello. I see you brought some liquor. This is a good boy.

I know Max doesn't drink that blue and green shit. He drinks straight clear stuff. Nice, nice. I had this fantasy the other night about Maxie taking a little shot

maybe off of your breast later on in the show with the real deal. That's a good fantasy. That's a 21st anniversary memory. We will do that.

But we have Jell-O shots tonight that we are promoting. There's always room for Jell-O. Yes, absolutely. Okay, so now I have a lineup of guys over here.

Okay, so now I have a lineup of girls. Who hasn't done their Jell-O shot yet? Or might like to take one off of this handsome young man? Or yeah, Selma?

Yeah, it's your chance to offer yourself up for a Jell-O shot. Okay, right over here young man. You should be over here. So first, oh yes.

Don't go away, don't go away. Sit right here, sit right in front of Max. Perfect, thank you. Move to the left so I can see the status.

Thank you. I like right there, yeah. I love how he's with the theme. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.

Right, absolutely. So what's happening now? You could go over there if you want or you could stay over here. Since age has a wealth of female riches here.

She's not sure whose titties she wants to be. Really? Yeah. Cassie, other side.

You're in a sea of titties. Apparently I am. This is my wedding. This is my work week.

You're going to be back in a few. A lot of hot paint too. Oh, you're blocking the view? Hey, could anybody possibly think that Cassie is blocking the view?

No way. Cassie, you get back there, you are not blocking the view. Yes, don't block the view. She is the view.

Exactly right. Just hug sin. That's what you need. We are getting the wedding orgy underway.

Just protect her. It looks like a wedding. This is the chupa. In the ancient days, in the prehistoric days, there would be wedding orgies, right?

Correct. Isn't that correct? Yes. Yeah, you should.

Wedding orgies. That would be what would happen when you'd have a celebration. Everybody would kiss and hug. Like the bonobos.

The Italians would do that. That would make for a fun party. Where's my accordion? Did it break completely?

Wedding orgies. How about if we mix a little wrap with accordion? Can we do that? Can we have a mix?

Absolutely. I wish I had that skill. So here's the microphone. Play the accordion and wrap.

So he's way too dressed for you girls. You have to help him off with his clothes. I love her stockings. I love her stockings.

See, he's into pantyhose and stockings and everything. Help him off with his clothes. He's way too dressed for the wedding party. All right, let's see.

He's wearing too many clothes. There are three girls on the bed. The tutorial was our king in the poem show. And now is the wedding guest.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. That's it? That's the stripping. A little more, a little more. Take off the shoes.

A little more. Marilyn. Marilyn. Marilyn, come up to a microphone.

Take this one. Take that one, take that one. You sit there. I just don't want to stoop to his level.

I'd rather go below him. Where I belong. Yes. Hi.

Hi, everybody. You guys looked very charming up there. I mean, how do you do it? You know, my skirt went up a long time ago and people got outrageous angry. And here you are, just all bare-breasted and out there.

Well, you were pretty bare-breasted on calendars and stuff. Yeah, a little bit. Playboy centerfold. I needed to get my car fixed.

The first Playboy centerfold? Well, you inspired us all, Marilyn. You inspire the lust. Okay, so how about some music?

Are we having any music or no? Our engineer is... Oh, Barry's got the... Okay, come on over here.

Yes. Yeah, come on. We need to have you on the accordion. Okay, well, we're going to now put some music on. Okay, what kind of music do we want here?

Okay, it's your choice, Selma. We can have... Dubstep music. Hmm.

Decisions, decisions. Anything Latin. Anything Latin. Something a little bit Latin or very Latin.

Does that mean Italian? Once you go Greek, you never go geek. I don't know. Kind of a saying, isn't it?

Seriously? Wow. Is that Latin? No, it's not Latin.

Sounds like coffee time. Is that Latin enough for you? Sure. Okay, so now, you know, you want to do the salt thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you like to? Yeah, he could take the salt with you.

Okay. Okay, so hold the microphone. So now you lick off of her tip. What's happening here?

Yeah, right, there you go. What the hell is going on? Here we go. Okay, very good.

It's got a nice salt mark. Very nice, very nice, very decadent. Okay, and now you suck the nipple first. Love the music.

Stop fitting. It's getting better now, thank you. But it rains and pours. There we go.

All right, and now you get some salt. And could we have one of the Jell-O shots here, please? Where's my Jell-O shot girl? Come on, Jell-O shot girl.

Okay, and the other one here? Just like they did in the old country. Okay, no, these things are Jell-O shots too. Okay, so now, you can lick the salt.

You can put the Jell-O shot on her boobs. Now, which Jell-O, pick a Jell-O shot. Put the shot on her boobs. Okay, who wants more?

Yes, okay. Well, you have to take your salt off of something. Body shots. Okay, so suck her nipple first.

Yes. And now the salt. You want to hop on the bed? Well, Hernando, thank you for serving me.

This is a highly logistical situation here. Yes, okay. Oh, and now we have this blue drink here. What is it?

It's getting very interesting, Dr. Suzy. Yes. All right, so... I'm not quite sure what's going on, but it's interesting.

It is sort of a wedding feast. It is a very relaxing show tonight. Thank you. You know, we've got a little accordion music.

We've got a beautiful girl lying topless across our laps. We have the drinks, the salt, and 21 years of love, brothers and sisters. And debauchery.

Absolutely. Here's how to make love last, brothers and sisters. You make love first. You make love and lust.

Your priority. And you invite everybody. Okay, now you've got this. You took your shot.

Okay, now you get another shot then. You get, okay, and you want to take that laying back like you're deep-throating it, right? This is just like my parents' 21st anniversary.

Whoa, careful. Have you ever played for a party like this, Barry? Maybe in the 70s, back in the sexual revolution days. Back in Sicily.

All right, so now... Bottoms up. Top step. You know what this is good music for?

Pawn. A Sybian ride. You need a Padovo. Sybian.

Who would like to ride the Sybian to the... Who has not ridden it yet? You would like to ride it? You did.

Okay. You rode it a little bit. I don't want to. Would you like to ride it some more?

Yeah. What is this? Music from our era or something? Yeah, you.

As long as there's noise making on the Sybian, I'm all right. Whoever's wearing the most clothes has to ride the Sybian. So, if some of my main guests who I am expecting are here, where is...

Where is... There should be someone soon. Jesse Palmer. Jesse Palmer.

Is that more here? Oh, you're right. All right. We got a volunteer.

Step right up. All right. Let's move it forward. Let's move the Sybian forward.

Now the Sibonian and music. Good work. Whoo. Whoo-hoo.

And this young lady is... Who is this young lady? Amber? Hi.

Where's the microphone? You got a microphone? Hello. Hi.

I'm Amber Linley. Amber Linley. Yes, I get naked on the Internet for money. You get naked on the Internet.

Would you get like half naked for us and ride the Sybian? I think so. Yeah? Okay, awesome.

And where do we find you so we can pay you money? Yes, I'm on streamates.com. Okay. Streamates.

And what do we look up? Amber Linley. Amber Linley. Very good.

Okay. Well, Amber's going to ride the Sybian. Have you written Sybians before? I've never been on a Sybian before.

Oh, awesome. I'm shaking. Okay. So let's have a...

Where did our accordion go? Accordion music. We need some striptease. So Amber, you're going to do a striptease before you get on the Sybian.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Maestro.

Yep. Black magic accordion. Here we go. So Barry Fisher on accordion.

That's true. And Amber Linley is stripping for my wedding night. Oh, Salamiah. It's a combination anniversary party and bachelor party, I guess.

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Oh, yes. No panties on this one.

Why bother with panties? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So you want to kind of... Okay. All right.

So here we go. So now you can... Let's face this forward, actually. There we go.

And hold the mic. Giddy up. Okay. So here we go.

Giddy up. Right on cowboy. Whoo! Here she is.

Amber Linley on the Sybian. Cowboy, I mean vagina. Hold the mic up to her face so we can hear... Full power now, Captain.

Hottest cowpoke Western lingerie. It's good. It's good. Here she is.

Amber Linley. Get in there, Sin Sage. Squeeze those titties. Sin knows what she's doing.

You know, my husband is listening to this. It's a vibrator. Oh, yeah. Have a husband.

It's good. It's good. Do you want to marry it? Good vibrations.

Well, I do already have the husband. He's pretty good. Here we go. I think everybody could feel it.

I think everybody could feel it. Take off. Ready? Contact.

It's all the way up, honey. Oh my goodness. Yeah, let's bring it down. Is that a hybrid vehicle that you're on?

It's got a chainsaw engine in there. She likes it. You want to settle in and have a nice big orgasm? Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to do that? Okay. She's going to settle in and have a nice big orgasm. Yeah, it's...

Okay, here we go. Thank you. You were on there before, weren't you? Last week.

Yes, I want to marry it. Yeah, yeah, you're familiar with that. You didn't do it till climax, though. I think everybody within 100 yards is doing it.

Here we go. What happened? I can't do it under pressure. Yes, brothers and sisters.

Oh my goodness. Miss Linley. Oh, gentle Linley on the Sybian. Yes, squeezing her titty.

Here, we can do that for you. You're going to do that part? Take over? That's right.

There we go. I'm jealous. Oh, you get on too. See?

This is what you call the copulation cry. Women do it even when they're not fucking. Yeah. They want everyone to know how hot they are.

It's a very primate type thing. Is there going to be more noise? Whoa. This is a very weird scene.

Oh, yeah. Let's have a little look here at this beautiful, well-trimmed puss here. Yes, you wanted vulva. We have the wondrous vulva of Jenna.

Jenna vulva, beautifully trimmed, and she is squealing like a bonobo girl. Yes, showing off that beautiful patch. Flaming to 35,000 feet.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Feel the vibrations of love. 21 years, brothers and sisters.

Woo! About to take off. I don't think I'm going to be able to come, but this is awesome. It's a lot of pressure, huh?

Pressure. Pressure is the enemy of pleasure. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hear it for Jenna.

And you're done. Okay, thank you. What was that? I think you destroyed her glitter forever.

That is the click destroyer, but it comes back. Does it come back? It's nothing permanent. You give it a rest, and it'll be okay.

It's a click back after being destroyed by a nice vibrate. After 20 minutes, she'll be fine. All right, brothers and sisters. We've just got a little bit more time,

and did you want to tell us some more stories, Max? Sure. Okay. So actually, I want to tell you all a story,

because everybody asks me, how did you meet Dr. Suzy? So this is kind of a very special story. It's a mystical story.

It's a story of a little boy who, in the 1950s, lived in Moncler, New Jersey. Aw. And one day...

Aw, little boy in Moncler. One day, I was sitting under a pine tree. I was about eight or nine years old, and I thought to myself,

I wonder who I'm going to marry, who my princess is going to be. Aw. And all of a sudden, I saw this little girl

with blonde hair, and she was a doctor, but she was just a little girl. And then I thought,

huh, I wonder what her name is. And I looked in my own name to see if I could find her name and the letters,

and I couldn't figure it out. I was just a little boy. And so the years went by, and I grew older.

White pattern. And as I grew older, I came closer to that person that I was looking for.

So, one day, the little boy had grown up, and he was a panographer, and he was living in Rhode Island in a big, old mansion,

because I had a lot of money then, and it belonged to actually the head of the Republican Party of Rhode Island. And of course, Rhode Island is a mafia state.

Everybody takes turns going to prison. So I was in my limousine, and I was driving to Connecticut to go see a house where Ezra Pound,

the American poet, used to spend his summers. Go Ezra Pound! And I went to see the house,

and I came back, and the limousine dropped me off, and I was raided on the way to see Ezra Pound's house.

The limousine stopped on a road in the middle of nowhere in Connecticut, and there was a sign up there, and it said Plastic Cash, a play.

Can you bring that side down? It said Plastic Cash, and I told my then wife, you know, I was this radical anti-banking,

anti-plastic, anti-everything. We should go see that play. This was actually the sign. Exhibit A.

So I said to her, we should go see this play. But when I got back to the house, 25 agents of the Rhode Island State Police

arrested me, along with Annie Sprinkle and about eight other characters. And they hauled me away. Aw, and we never met.

And we never met. Many years later, I was on an airplane, and I was flying into New York,

and I sat down next to this woman, and I heard she had an accent. It sounded like one of those Italian accents. And I'm Italian, so I said,

you must be Italian, because you have an Italian accent. And she says, what do you do? I said, I make sex magazines.

You know, sex magazines. And she said, oh, oh. I said, what do you do? She says, well,

she says, I run a school where people come and learn how to make masks. Arlequino masks.

And all kinds of masks like that. And so as we were landing in New York, she took out a little box about this big. And she said, I want you to have this.

I pulled out a little brass mask about this big. And she looked at me and she said, don't ever lose this mask.

I thought, okay. And I put it in my pocket. And that was it. A few years later, I got arrested again.

And I went to prison. And I was working when I came out, I couldn't publish. They said, you can't publish.

So I was helping some people with the dating service. And Dr. Susie had started her first show in 1984.

Radio match. And she came to sell me an ad. And I fell in love with her that day.

And I bought the ad. Of course she had some short pants on. It was really hot. And so we were friends for years.

And years. And I was married and then I got divorced. And then I got remarried. Because I'm on this journey to find someone.

And finally, one night when my second wife threw a bottle at me, which just missed my head

and hit the fireplace, I left. And I called Susan and she was on the air doing her radio show.

And I said, Susie, listen, come on up to the penthouse. I just sold my magazines for

a couple of million dollars. I was rich, baby. I said, why don't you come out and so forth.

And so that night we were in the studio and she said, well,

why don't you come over to my house? And I'd never gone over there because of your condo. I never went over there because I was scared

to go over there. Because I liked her so much. And I'm like a really straight up tight kind of guy.

So I go over there and I ring the doorbell and she comes to do it.

And I'm very nervous. Because I love this girl. I've never let on that I was really nuts about her.

And I walk into the hallway and I see this I see this hanging on the wall.

Exhibit A. Wow. Wait a minute. Why do you have this

on your wall? She says, oh, well, I was in the play and I had chills that ran down

my spine, literally. This was the play you never saw. Yeah, it's the play that I never saw and I would have met her.

And I thought, oh, wow. This is really incredible. And she says, let's go into the living room and I walk into the living room and

over the fireplace is the mask. A poster of the mask. And I said, Susan,

where do you have that mask up over the fireplace? She goes, well, you know, I went to the school in Italy

that this woman runs. Venata Sartori. Paolo was her, the wife's name. The one that you met on the plane.

And her husband was Donato Sartori who made the finest Comedia dell'arte masks. So I said,

well, I know this woman. I met her on an airplane. And she's going like, yeah, right.

Good line, kid. It was a good line. We fell in love when I went back to my office.

Romance, brothers and sisters. When I went back to my office because I got fired. After I sold the place, they fired me.

Too late, I was already in love. Lost this 2 million. So I went back to my office and I went to get the mask

to prove that I had this mask. And the mask has been sitting on my desk for years.

And the mask was missing. He lost it. And Paula told you not to lose it. Look what I got.

Look what you found. So that's the story of how I really met Dr. Suzy. Congratulations.

Yeah. And romance, huh? Romance was meant to be. Romance is, you know, it's very important. I mean,

soulmates, I believe in that. I don't believe in marriage for everybody. And I do believe you could have more than one soulmate in your life.

The great thing was that the little boy, the little boy went on this journey for so many years. Bring it back to you, right?

I was trying to make like a blanket statement. Yeah, that's right. We're going to make a blanket statement tonight. That beautiful little boy sitting

under a tree trying to imagine his girl every day when I see and I wake up, I go, I am a really

lucky little boy. And that's really one of the secrets in our marriage. Neither one of us

really has grown up. Never grow up. You can help it. Never grow up.

So that's my story. Thank you. Thank you, darling. Okay. What else? Another Sybian ride.

Right? Huh? This skirt's too big for the Sybian. No.

But I do, I did show my panties. Did you see them? They're blue. Something old, something new, something

borrowed something, blue. I do have a ritual where I let my husband flog me, though.

Right? Flog you? Yeah, remember you did that last year? I did that last year. Yeah. Oh, here's a juxtly flogger

just for the occasion. Because, you know, it's like the taming of the shrew, the husband gets to flog the wife.

Right? I'm not a very good, I'm not good at this at all. I know. I know. That's why I let you do it. Right?

What are you doing? I need moral support. Yeah, absolutely. Because he doesn't know what he's doing. She needs some

immoral support. Okay. Whoops. So, uh, right. Yeah. Yeah.

I need your help. Okay, so you could lift the skirt. Yes, right. Wow.

That's it. Should there be 21? 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

Woo! All right. I'm married. This is what we do instead of,

you know, taking our vows again. We just do the flogging again. Married the hell out of them. Okay, so, uh, so,

I'm almost out of time. There's the bonobos sign. And, uh, what happened to Jesse?

Didn't you say she was here? Jesse Palmer? Yeah? Bring her in. Bring her in?

Yeah. Okay, who else has not brought forth themselves as a sacrifice

to embarrass themselves on the show and say hello and, uh, happy anniversary. Right?

Okay. So, I think we're going to do the cake. Let's bring the cake over here. Bring the cake.

Huh? So, uh, we're going to cut the cake. Put it over there. You got something to cut it with?

It looks like a great cake. It does. It's so cute. Look at this.

Okay. I want to have my cake and eat her pie too. It's a lot to bite off.

But not too much to chew. Aww. That's a cute cake poem. It's just cute.

That's a very cute cake poem. We have an offer. Oh. Okay.

Are you going to ride the Sybian now? Oh, please. I'd like to see that. Oh, he's offering up his penis. Okay.

Well, undress him for us then. Since you... Oh, she's just pushing him down. All right. Take it off.

Yep. A guest, a wedding guest offering up his penis. For cake. And here she is.

Sienna Sinclair. World Traveler. Author of The Naughty Girls Guide to Los Angeles.

World Traveler. And she is, uh, taking it off. Could we have a little music?

I don't know if we want accordion or... Yeah, chick a boom, chick a boom. Yeah, here we go. It looks like he's ready to come

out of his dance here. Whoa. Okay. Exhibition one or two or four.

Yeah. Okay, take it off now. Show it off. Okay.

What is your relationship? Where's the microphone? He was just delivering pizza, wasn't he? What is your relationship?

He's with my meetup group. This is your meetup group. Okay, this is what happens in Sienna Sinclair's meetup group.

You get the naked and then... Yeah, and then I leave him hanging. Wow, Sienna. I didn't know that was also your job.

You're a professional tease. How do you feel about this? She's left me hanging for years. Are you kind of an exhibitionist?

Around her. Well, you're around her. But you're in front of all these other people. And you're showing your shortcomings, for sure.

Yeah, do you like to do that? I can't. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Okay.

It's what happens when I swear that makes it tough. Sienna, I'm not going to argue with her. You're not going to argue with your nakedness. Okay, the sharp knife should not be too close to him.

Okay. He needs a shot. How about off of your tits? You brought him up here.

Yeah, okay, here we go. Let's have the salt. Where's the salt? Salt, salt, salt. Okay, so, Titty, come out.

No. Well, it's part of the Bonoboville ritual. Can we have both of them out, please? Yeah.

They're a pair. Yeah, here we go. Okay. Sienna Sinclair Brothers and sisters. She is Ms. Tease.

Naughty Ms. Tease. Here we go. Okay, lick, lick. No, first you lick. You don't rub the...

I mean, you could rub the jello shot on the nipple. I don't know, it's one way to do it. And she's... She's really laughing.

He's sucking it up there. Yeah. And for this, he needed to drop his pants, right? Yeah, he did.

Who wants to see Dr. Suzy ride the Sybian? I do. I think, by show of applause... Dr. Suzy on the Sybian.

Let's go! Yeah! It has to happen, Dr. Suzy. You must make it happen.

I will make it happen for you, Chris, but you won't see the Sybian because my skirts are so big. Oh, I'll see the Sybian. I'll see the look on your face. That's all I need.

Yes, he is. How's he doing? He's doing a good job. Has he ever done this before? No. Wow, this is a first.

This is what a guy who joins Sienna's Naughty... Guy Club. Her Meetup Club might get.

Wow, that's pretty... He's got his Meetup. Maybe. He might get it. Yeah. Let's hear it. All the people in the Meetup Club

for Sienna, give a hand. Everybody! Give it up for beige silk shirts.

Get your meetup. Oh, no, she won't kiss, though. Just no kissing. Not yet. That's a little too personal, right?

Okay, but you got your shot there. How you doing? Yeah, your pants are still down, but you know, you're a little more

covered up now. You're gonna have to keep your pants like that the whole evening. Okay? All right, brothers and sisters.

So, let's see. We're almost out of time. Where's Vanessa? I wanted to see if she had this

Jesse, but I guess she told me she was here. What happened to her? Dr. Suzy calling Dr. Suzy. This is the Sybian. We need your vagina.

We need your vagina. Dr. Suzy. We need your vagina on the Sybian. Stat. Hold my hand, Chris.

Yeah, okay. I think I need to have a new covering for it. Let's get a new covering for that. Oh, wow.

It's the best smelling microphone I've ever smelled. This is oh my god, this is pescado. Cheek to cheek. Okay, I need

a new cover for that. Again, again, again. Let's get a new cover for the Sybian. Oh, you just covered it.

Okay. Okay. Freshly covered Sybian. If I'm going to get on this thing, I need

more hot chicks up here. I'll leave. Calling all hot chicks. Calling all hot chicks.

Come on. Let's go, you two. I've been looking at you all night. I love the Asian one. Let's go. Come on. I put my penis

in a lot of Asians. Let's do this. Marilyn. Marilyn. Marilyn. You want to tell the world

because he's your favorite girl. Those jokes with all of your hair. All right here.

Here we go. Dr. Susie. Yeah. Give it up. Give it up to the Sybian, Dr. Susie. Here comes Marilyn.

Here it, here it goes. Malika, where are you at? Where are you at, Malika Millions? You know I love you.

You know I go to Jumbo's clown room and I get a lot of singles and I come on and say hi to you. Lift that up. Let me get the book.

Let me, let me. She got some hair down there. Oh my God. Testicle cleavage is coming back. It is.

I know. It is. Okay, so I'm going to look at wedding porn. Wedding porn.

Here it comes. Wedding porn. I love this picture of the boys in my family because they all. Oh my God. That's a MILF. It's a

MILF. It's a max I'd like to fuck, right? Yeah. I was trying to make a joke. Yeah, but you don't need to put the microphone in my face. I have a microphone.

That's what you do. Okay. Okay, so now let's see. Let's go to, maybe we should go to one of us dancing, right?

Here. Here we go. Okay, with Marilyn on one side.

Whoa. Oh, Marilyn. I have a guitar. Return it to that.

Radom, radom, radom. Faster. Oh, I'm getting married in the morning.

These are a few of my favorite things. Good morning sunshine. Oh, marry me.

Bill, I love you. No, Max. I love you so much. Oh.

How high up is that? It's only halfway. It's pretty good. Okay. Okay, now breathe.

So you all have to say sexy things so that I can concentrate and have an orgasm. Okay, so say sexy things

so I can concentrate. Okay, you're not saying anything sexy. You're Marilyn. Say sexy things.

Sexy things. Naughty things. Naughty things. Oh, take out your tits, girls.

Yeah. I want to see tits. Yeah, I need hard nipples. I need to feel the pleasure.

Oops. That was like dropping the Bible or something. Right.

Where's my husband? He should be around. Where's my husband? Max calling Max.

Oh, it's vibrations getting stronger. I don't think I can say those words. Oh. Where's the husband?

I think it's my husband. He's got the simian. You don't need the husband. You know, Susie, if only Marilyn

had you in her life. Oh, there he is. Oh. Oh.

Okay. What is going on here? Wait a minute. Okay, Max, do it like the first time

you had bone sex with me. Do what? Remember how you talked sexy to me that first time when you were still married

to the other woman? I don't remember that. No, I don't remember that. Yeah.

Yeah, I used to do sleep. I don't remember that. What are you guys doing there? What is this?

Got a lot of vamping in the back row. Oh, sexy stuff. You're supposed to say sexy stuff. Oh.

Quick before I come. How about I love you? Your thighs. Oh, I love you.

Oh. I love you, darling. My little girl under the pine tree.

I found you there. Oh. Yeah. That's a very nice woman.

Oh. Oh, God. It's the climax of the evening. Oh, God.

Oh, baby. Oh, honey. Oh. Oh, my God.

Don't let her fall over. Whoa. That's some foreplay. Whoa.

Hey, darling girl. I love you. It's these hats. Turn this way.

Your ass is in the camera. Oh, my ass is in the camera. Go around this way. Yeah, that way you can kiss me, kiss me.

That's my girl. All right. Okay, Dr. Suzy. Thank you so much for joining us.

Give me the bonobo thing. Oh, yeah. Max, ride the civilian. Yeah, ride the civilian.

Hey, Dr. Hernando. Get on the microphone. Dr. Hernando is a sex therapist. So what's your recipe

for a long-lasting marriage? A lot of analigus. That's as close as you can get, folks. Analigus.

That's the kind of marriage you'd like. Right there. That's the perfect one for me. Perfect one for you, lots of analigus.

All right. Okay, so, you know, we love you, brothers and sisters. We are a couple, Max and I,

but like I said, we're also a trouble and we're always in a threesome with our community. Our community keeps changing, of course,

because our friends become enemies and our enemies become friends. And, you know, we love you,

whether you're our friends or our enemies, you add to us. Because sometimes I think one of the things that keeps us together is all that

fighting against, you know, people that try to tear us apart. Family, friends, police. So many people

try to tear us apart. And vibrators, too. But

we keep staying together. We keep on going. And one of the things that keeps us together is our community, you know.

I'm not a big believer in the isolation of the nuclear family, brothers and sisters. I'm a big believer in community and collective ecstasy

and doing it the bonobo way. Peace through pleasure, right on. So I want to thank you all.

I want you to give yourselves a hand for being part of this beautiful marriage.

It's a group marriage. It's a group marriage and congratulations. Thank you, Dot. All right.

So, um, hey, thank you if you're in your cardboard box or your mansion on a hill,

wherever you're watching us, or if you're listening on M.DoctorSuzi.TV which is

our new mobile app. You can listen to us on your phone for free.

And that's M.DoctorSuzi.TV So thank you for having us. Thank you for joining in the celebration of, uh,

of love and lust. Because you need that lust, brothers and sisters. Love is important, you know,

but so many people stay in love for a long time and they fall out of lust and it's a damn shame.

And it's kind of natural to do that because I think the human species is naturally promiscuous,

but yet it's so special to be able to have someone special in your life. So the solution is always monogamish.

Monogamish. With, uh, with a thank you to Dan Savage and our friends, uh,

Sex at Dawn, Chris Ryan, and Casilda Jetha, um, you know, practice the bonobo way.

And make love not war. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. We love you. We do. We love you.

I am sitting on the Sybian. And, uh, for all of you that are listening, thank you for having us in your home.

And, uh, we, uh, we're always very careful in your house. But we love you

and we'll be back there again next week. But you can invite us in 24 hours a day. And you can also watch

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