Spanking, Sybian Rides, and Squirting!

Full transcript of Spanking, Sybian Rides, and Squirting! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves, baby. So if you are listening to us live, brothers and sisters, we are broadcasting live from the womb room. See the womb? And we are in Bonoboville in the soul of downtown LA.

And here we have the kinksters from kink.com, couple number one. We have Sebastian Keyes and Eden Alexander. Welcome to the womb room. Pleasure to be here, Dr. Susie. I'm just absolutely dripping. I've got a serious trouble over here, so thanks.

Yeah. Oh, my pleasure. Yeah, you are wearing this lovely latex dress that I would think would get you dripping. And you're barely covered with this latex dress. It's quite transparent. Dr. Susie, I swore it fit when I left the house. I don't know what happened. I like the way it fits. I do. I really like the way it fits. I think it looks very nice. Yeah, you could do that.

Thank you, Sebastian. All right. Very nice. You two look fantastic. You look so Lupercalian. So you're married? Yes. Well, in the future. In the future? Well, you said the wife. Well, we've collared each other. It's a certain type of marriage. Hey, it's a bigger ring than I've got. You know, I just got one around the finger, which is a form of bondage. And you are also partners in kink.

Yes, we're both switches. So the reason why we both wear a collar is because we both take turns being dominant and submissive to each other. And it works really, really well. Very good. So who's going to start flogging home tonight? I'm kind of in a mood to get flogged. So I just want to volunteer myself. All right. All right. Well, we'll get that bun warmed up. Yeah, it's cool. You know, I mean, it spells it out, brothers and sisters.

Well, he did ask for it. Yeah. Okay. And it's pretty rough. You're starting with the rough stuff. You know, the, huh? I mean, she didn't want to do the flogger stuff. She's going to toughen that hide. She's going to turn that Valentine red. He's in the stance. Do you have military training or something? Just been very well trained. Okay, not military. Maybe sort of like jujitsu or...

I actually do have martial arts training. Martial arts. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Three black belts, actually. Okay. Whack that butt. Whoa. Oh, yeah. This is a Lupercalian activity here, except it is usually the male that's whacking the female. But here it's the female whacking the male. And that's how we're updating Lupercalia for modern times.

Mm-hmm. The grunting is kind of nice, yeah. Yeah. Nice shade of rosy red. Yeah. Look at him the show off wiggling his butt. Yeah, it is getting very red. It's looking more and more like a heart. Well, it's a good thing he's a ginger because he reddens really quickly.

Yeah. Yeah. Whip it up for one billion rising. Oh, it's not till I spank harder than he says. Thank you. Yeah. Right. How's he doing? He's doing very good. Howl too. He does. Howl too.

Yeah. He said, no, miss receipt. Oh, she would love to. Okay. Take a turn on puppy here. How's puppy doing? Excellent. Yeah. It should be red. It's getting very red. It's practically as red as her latex dress.

Okay. Here we go. Dragontown. And it's red. And it's kind of like a whip. It is a whip, actually. So that's kind of Lupercalian right there. So we're just going to watch. Now, Sebastian, I want you to remember from previous experience saying,

oh, fuck no help is not a safe word. Oh, yeah. See, that whip is very deceptively sort of subtle, but it really smarts its cupid's arrow stinging so good. And leaving a couple of marks here, which I guess is okay.

Just a few is okay. A few marks. Just a few is okay. Yeah. So what makes you squirt? What makes me squirt is, well, first of all, I have to be really turned on and horny, but I also have a very sensitive g-spot, which is kind of deep down in my body.

So as long as I have a dildo or a nice hard cock or a hand and fingers that knows where they're going, I can make a big mess. We could provide any and all of this, actually. Well, the great thing about having Sebastian here and Tiffany's here volunteering services

is that I don't think that I'm lacking. Yeah. She rides the Sybian in a wheelchair. You have ridden a Sybian in a wheelchair. Yeah. In a medical fetish scene scenario, I have actually put a Sybian in a wheelchair

and rolled around the room having orgasms. Oh. Oh, it was wonderful. Now, that's something I haven't done. I have to try that.

I'm a big medical fetish. Next time, I got to go to the hospital or something. I'm going to ask for the Sybian to be brought in and sit on it. Yeah. Okay. All right. We also have a rubber ducky.

It's an invasive treatment, but it's effective. Okay. So, okay. Yes, my Valentine. You're already on it. Whoa. I was going to...

Yeah. Well, you've been on it before. Let's see. We could turn it up a little. So, how are you doing, Max? I'm doing great. I'm having a great time.

Happy Lupercalia. I'm sitting next to Amy here, traveling around. Don't mind me, you guys. And...

And now, Eden Alexander is riding the Sybian live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Yes, make like Bonobos, not baboons. Fight against rape and have fun with yourself.

Celebrate Lupercalia. I am fighting against rape. Yeah. Maybe you want to be whacked a little. Oh, I see.

You know? Because it is Lupercalia. Yeah. Little whack. Oh, yeah. Candy. Right. Just riding along, seeing a song.

What's that? Oh, let's get our teeth all gummed up. Yeah. Whack. Oh, harder, harder. Harder, harder, harder.

Here and a buzz, buzz here. Watch. E-I-E-I-O. Whack, whack, whack.

Head to heaven. Head to heaven. You know what? It got so quiet in here.

We're watching. Now we're relaxed. Put the mic up to her voice. You want a wheelchair?

Yeah. We have one. Happy Lupercalia. Are you going to squirt?

Microphone up to her face. Let's hear it for Alexander. Wow. Oh, yeah.

She wants it on her chair. On her regular chair. On any chair. I think she'd like it on all of her chairs.

We have to have technicians for that. Actually, Teja answers the phone sometimes sitting on the Sybian. Yes, I do. You guys are not here.

Right there. Okay. Let's see the ass. No, sometimes at night, you hear the Sybian going off, right?

Whoa. Okay. So that's Sybian ride. Wait a second, Eden.

You're not going anywhere, honey. Wow. That's how you do it. Yeah.

Because after all, I mean, you had a big orgasm, right? You did. Here, you want to talk on the mic here?

But you mentioned squirting. Oh, that's right. And I think I might need Sebastian to help me. Can we untie Sebastian?

Oh. Would that be okay? I forgot all about him. I forgot you.

Who makes these decisions? I'm sorry. Oh, my God. We have to talk to Sebastian,

find out how he was doing. I have a feeling he was fine, but still. Why don't I go ahead and untie Sebastian? He's a good sport.

Yeah, untie him. Yes, he is. Yeah, he is. He is.

We are very grateful for him just being such a good sport. Taking the XOXO. Oh, yeah. And now the circulation can return to his limbs.

Oh, my God. He has a couple of scars. Just a little welts. Yeah.

So, yeah. So we're going to move the Sybian off of this. Who's dick is this? Oh, yeah.

Oh, here we go. Okay, we're going to see. That's right. Okay.

All right. So now you are doing a fingering technique. Do you want to have a pillow behind you or something? I mean, yeah.

We could have. Could you move that ape over there? He's masturbating. We could get the ape behind you.

Susan, right behind you. Watch out. Oh, the ape is masturbating? Whoops.

Oh, yeah. I mean, that thing's not shrinking. I'll tell you that. Oh, my goodness.

He looked like a stuffed one. He's good. Dirty little ape. All right.

So, this is quite a... Do we have something to catch the rivers? Well, this is the love rug here. Oh, the love rug.

But the love rug is under her. Not in front of her. Give me a heads up. Okay.

Yeah, watch out. It's a little bit in front. I mean, should we pull it out a little? Let's pull the love rug out a little bit.

A little bit more. Yeah, there we go. Okay. That's good.

Okay. It's like a bath mat. It is, but it's supposedly made for squirting, although I suppose... It's a furry.

A bath mat is also made for squirting. And she has a rubber ducky on her clip. Okay. Here she goes.

There you have it. It's all over the place. The naughty begins. Baptized, brothers and sisters.

Whoa. I am baptized. You said we were running out of water. Smells great.

Like a spring shower. Did someone measure that? I think that is one of the signs of spring, actually. It is a spring.

Springing from... Are your cameras all right, men? Oh, yes, they've got the... They've been squirted on.

That was something. They've been baptized. Brothers and sisters. Was that beautiful or what?

That was awesome. Was that a fountain of Venus or what? Can we have a hand, brothers and sisters? Even as he gets her hand.

Oh, yeah. Whoa. Eating Alexander. Squirting at the hand of Sebastian Keyes.

I love you. There he goes. Oh, yeah. He's getting her all juiced up.

And he's going to let her rip. Oh, God. And for those people that think squirting is just pee. I think I'm trying.

She squirted a lot. Was that a lot? You squirted a lot before. That time it was just...

It was like a mirage. If someone about something can talk about the squirting. I love it. You can talk to us.

And we should really applaud you now. Yeah, we should. Applaud you. I love you.

You're so good. Thank you. That's how you do it. Fuck the fuck up.

Great. It's about as wet as radio get. Wow. That was pure.

And she wore her waterproof outfit. It's a fuck up. I love it. All right.

Bring it out. It's like... No fantasy is too taboo and help you with anything from testing it out to a little bit of killing love to desire

but it's for love and marriages. For more information, call us at 213-291-9497. That's 213-291-9497 again. Now that's baptized.

There was no water. There was nothing. That's a man in the wild.