SPANKSGIVING 2019

Full transcript of SPANKSGIVING 2019 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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That's right, unless we are Native Americans, we are all immigrants in America. And we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen!

Can I get an amen? Women. Amen. Amen.

And if you're tuned in live, happy Thanksgiving! Yes indeed, brothers and sisters. It's our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving. And ever since we realized that Spanks rhymes with thanks,

we have celebrated Spanksgiving on the Saturday after Thanksgiving in Bonoboville. So actually last Saturday we stimulated our appetites with a Spanksgiving appetizer. And this Thursday, well we celebrated Thanksgiving, right? With a turkey.

And we even have a turkey tonight, courtesy of Anna. I'll spank the turkey, spank the turkey baby, spank that turkey. Actually I'm going to spank a real turkey in a little while. A Trump turkey.

That's right, yes indeed, and I don't mean Erdogan. Yeah, we are going to have some fun because tonight it is Spanksgiving. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Okay, that was kind of weak, so let's give it to me with an A. Women! A women! So, as Jews say on Passover, why is this night unlike all other nights?

Well, so we say on Spanksgiving, why do we give Spanks on Spanksgiving? Let me count the reasons for sweet beatings of the season. Seasons beatings, brothers and sisters. So number one, it's fun.

That's right, fun, that's number one. Spanking feels good, you know, for both the spanker and the consenting adult spanky. Consenting adult, very important. And you know, even when it feels bad, it kind of feels good.

I mean, at least for some pain sluts and even for some of the rest of us. It gets those endorphins rising, oh yeah. And usually it doesn't feel so bad, not like a punch in the face or in the stomach, you know. Because you've got all that nice butt flesh cushioning that blow, baby, blow.

And if you're really a sissy, like some pilgrims I know, you can have a mutual agreement to keep it soft, keep it soft, okay. So two, Spanksgiving is relatively safe, you know, as far as safe sex goes. But also, I mean, nobody ever gets spanked to death, right?

I've never heard of that. So there's also no exchange of body fluids, so it doesn't spread to STDs. Very good. Number three, Consensual Over the Knee, which is also called OTK, if you want to get technical.

Spanking and flogging also can be surprisingly effective forms of therapy. And I'm a sex therapist, but of course I'm not your average sex therapist. But also Russian studies, oh those naughty Russians, yeah, yeah. But you know, I'm cool with the Russians, I'm not anti-Russian at all.

In fact, my people are from Kiev. Of course they were Jews and they were victimized by pogroms, so not that pro-Russian. But yeah, I mean, the Russians have shown studies, look it up on the internet, that impact play, which is a fancy name for spanking, can be...

Oh, Betsy needs to do some spanking or get some spanking. That's our dog, by the way. Don't spank your dog. Well, you might want to hit it on the nose if it poops in your Thanksgiving dinner.

But yeah, back to people. Spanking can be good for both physical and emotional pain management. Yes indeed, better than a trip to the spa, cheaper than antidepressants, and healthier than opioids.

All right, those endorphins, they are a painkiller. And psychologically it can also be something of a painkiller if you're doing it with someone you trust. Especially if you were spanked by someone you did not trust as a child.

And it's not for everybody. Some people can't stand spanking if they were spanked as a child. But if you're spanked as a child and you feel like you might like an adult spanking, I would say go for it with someone you trust, as well as lust for it.

You don't want to do it with someone you don't find attractive. But yeah, trust. And then you might find yourself, you know, getting beyond that bad experience. Four, spanking is festive.

Yes indeed, performed as a purification ritual. It fits right into the holidays, at least I think it does. Like Krampus, Krampus spanked all the bad Christmas children. And Lupercalia is all about flogging with the February.

And of course full moon baby, moon me. And your basic birthday, right? But spanking on Spanksgiving. It has its own special kind of sublime, homey, personal.

And yes, even political meaning, yeah, political. Oh, we're also having an impeachment party. So we got peaches, yeah. I'm just going to take a lick right now.

We had fresh peaches when the impeachment hearing started, but you know, it's no longer peach season. So I'm just licking it. You look like you're hungry.

Do you want some sunshine? Here, have a peach for the impeachment. Sunshine looks so pretty as a pilgrim. There we go.

Oh, she took the whole thing right in her pretty mouth. Okay, so that's what he said. I know. So it has its own special, personal and even political meaning,

which does bring us to number five of the reasons that spanking is for the season. And number five is spanking can be meaningful. That's right. You know, it can be personally meaningful.

Like when it brings up past childhood spankings, which by the way are never consensual and often traumatic. So don't spank your children, okay? Don't spank your children.

Only spank adults who give enthusiastic consent. You'll thank me for that and maybe spank me, but certainly thank me. Don't just pull somebody over your knee because you think they look like they're wearing a spanking skirt.

Got to get that agreement. And you know, if you do, it can be a wonderful experience. If you were spanked as a child, it's not your fault. But sometimes you can turn it from a bad thing into a good thing

from something that makes you feel helpless into something that helps you to release your inner bonobo. Get that, you know, motor going. It's like a key in your ignition spanking.

But sometimes it can be also politically meaningful. So let's talk about that for a moment. I mean Thanksgiving. Okay.

Can be delicious. We got a great turkey anime. This turkey, Gideon made our other turkey. Well actually with the help of Uncle Ralph.

But, you know, Thanksgiving is delicious, especially when you get stuffed from both ends. Like I did this Thanksgiving, Captain Max. It was a good stuffing, wasn't it?

Thank goodness for Cialis and corn. No. Yeah, we had a good time with our corny Cialis. I mean, you know, I recommend it more than Viagra

because it's kind of milder, I guess, for the older man. It sticks around, and it sticks with you longer. It's not like you have to do it right away. Which sometimes, you know, you don't necessarily want to do it that minute

and the woman feels very put upon. So the Cialis kind of, you can do it anytime. But yeah, it can be fun. Thanksgiving can be, you know, yummy.

But it can also be a conflicted, stressful, and downright nauseating family feast of carbs and schmaltz and bad vibes where most of us repress our real feelings

for fear of triggering Uncle Maggot. And then there's the deep hypocrisy of Euro-American history from Columbus' accidental invasion of this place

the natives call Turtle Island to the greedy corporate oligarchy's constant ecocidal and genocidal invasions into native territories.

You know what, in a way, Thanksgiving has more of a reality-based historic precedent than Thanksgiving, because the feel-good turkey day,

tale of friendly pilgrims and wampanoag native Americans holding a bonobo-esque feast of togetherness has been revealed to be almost

entirely whitewashed hogwash. I'm sure they did eat Squanto's corn when they were starving. He was generous, and so were

some of the other native Americans. But once those pious pilgrims got their land legs, well, they slaughtered as many savages as they could with their matchbox muskets

and gift blankets filled with smallpox. Thanks. But no thanks, given.

On the other hand, according to their own town records the pilgrims and the Puritans who came afterwards pretty much administered many real spankings paddling, canings, whippings

as well as tar and feathering, which I think modern canisters would be a little loath to participate in. It's pretty drastic.

Of course, most of these were non-consensual criminal punishments for offenses and sexual sins. They said criminal, but a lot of it was like adultery

or just looking the wrong way at somebody's woman. And sometimes they put the very unwilling spankies, head and hands into stocks during the proceedings.

So passerby could throw rotten fruit at their helpless heads. Actually, we had some stocks. They were kind of fun.

Ray Serino. Was it Ray Serino that built the stocks? Shout out to Ray. He sometimes watches the show.

We need some more stocks for next thanksgivings. Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving. Okay. So the stocks were pretty intense.

It was kind of like public disgrace. Have you heard of that? Public disgrace. Pilgrim style.

So here in Bonoboville, we enjoy role-playing our kinky version of such historic Puritanical punishments, the big difference being, of course,

that our sinners are consensually spanked, you know, of course, except for the Trump turkey. I'm sure he won't like it, but he has to have it because he wants to be here.

And the only way the Trump turkey can be here is gagged on a corn husk and spanked, you know, for Spanksgiving. That's right.

So I should give our voodoo doll a little spanking. The actual Trump is going to be here in a little while, but just for now, I'm going to just spank this one's balls. Yup, there's the Stormy Daniels identified.

Mushroom pee-pee and spanking him with the Forbes. And yes, he is gagged with the corn. Child of the corn. Child of the corn.

Right. So now the Native Americans, you know, they don't, I don't know about spanking. I don't remember them doing much spanking

that I've heard of, but I might not know. But I do know that many Indigenous tribes have long incorporated ritual pain into cultural practices.

Maybe not spanking, but different kinds of piercing and other very challenging purification rites. And these purification rites can open the doors to perception,

doors of perception as well. Thank you, Aldous Huxley. To altered states of consciousness, you know, with or without the peyote buttons.

And modern BDSM kicksters might call it subspace on steroids. Speaking of steroids, I'm on them tonight. So having some fun.

Steroids are an aphrodisiac. I don't know what to say about it. It's terrible. They're terrible. You know, they're not good for you.

But I have climate change, sinusitis, so I'm on them. So now for some kinky consenting adults with a conscience, Thanksgiving does provide a playful but meaningful form of Comedia erotica.

Penance, if you will. Kind of. A role play of penance for the pilgrims and the other settlers, original sins

against the natives of this land, raising some spangophiliacs, awareness of the genocidal, ecocidal history of the holiday.

Of course, we can't spank away our nation's ongoing sins against the indigenous tribes of this land, against the people that America has bombed,

against the innocents that our police forces kill accidentally. Nor can we even spank away our own small sins against each other.

But I do believe we can spank away our fears. Starting with harmful phobias based on childhood traumas, such as spanking. As well as our often paranoid fear

of being hurt, you know, by the other, so easily stoked by anxious parents and unscrupulous politicians, you know. We don't have to be so afraid of each other.

We're not all a bunch of jokers out there. We're fellow human brothers and sisters. We've got some jokers. You've got to be careful. But not too careful.

They want to divide us, those oligarchs and those corporate bureaucrats. They want to divide us, so let's not let that happen. Let's not be afraid of each other.

A good adult spanking can alchemically transmute leaden pain into golden endorphins. And when administered with love, trust, and care, pain really does lead to gain,

giving us confidence and courage that we often didn't even know we had. Really. A lot of submissives, I know. It sort of sounds like it's oxymoron,

but they get courage from submission. Interesting. Now, the other day at one of his Nazi-esque rallies, the Trump has told his cult followers

that there's a liberal war on spanking. And, you know, I mean, I know there was the war on Christmas. I don't know if Trump invented that. I think it was Fox News.

But I know the Libs were saying they had no idea what he's talking about. And really, he kind of made it up. But it is true that a lot of Americans

do want to amend Thanksgiving to include the native point of view and acknowledge the horrendous crime of colonialism in America and all over the world.

I mean, it's not just America. It's just that the genocide in America was unusually... I hate to use the word effective, unusually devastating.

So I don't know if he was referring to that or maybe the Trump-Turkey heard about Thanksgiving that some of us are celebrating Thanksgiving,

not in addition to Thanksgiving, but maybe instead of, you know... And it is the climax to naughty November. And he knows he's been very naughty.

Very naughty. And he's afraid he's going to get spanked. And he should be. According to Stormy Daniels,

Trump's rump responded especially well to a few swift swats with a Forbes magazine featuring his own orange kisser on the cover.

Apparently having his lips kiss his own ass is transformational, transforming him from an utterly insufferable, narcissistic bully asshole

into a garden-variety douchebag. You know, it was a step up, at least for a few minutes. And yes, indeed, brothers and sisters,

pilgrims and turkeys and Native Americans. We apologize. I don't know, I wasn't here,

but I still apologize because I'm here now. And I'm on sacred lands. I don't know, I feel bad about it. But in this topsy-turvy,

Trump-pocalypse when Thanksgiving can be difficult to digest, Thanksgiving can at least help to put it all into perspective. You know, bottoms up.

Turn the whole plutocratic, ecocidal oligarchy upside down and spank its ass, baby. Yes, indeed.

Let us spank away the hate, the greed, and the fear that divide us. On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks.

And let us practice the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure with a little spanking. And let us spank our hands together

across a nice warm, willing bottom. Singing, oh God, oh Goddess, oh come all ye faithful. Praise be to the power and glory

of Spanksgiving. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Happy Spanksgiving from the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville on the Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth,

the Dr. Susan Block Show. So I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block or Pilgrim Dr. Susan Block tonight. And this is my lovely assistant Sunshine

and she is a Pilgrim girl. I'm kind of androgynous. I think I'm a Pilgrim, I don't know, her Maphrodite.

And, you know, I have the corn to prove it. A Pilgrim Milf. A Pilgrim Milf? Well, I'm actually not a milf.

I could be a cougar. I mean, technically, because I am child-free, which some organization said is a good thing this week because of, you know, climate change.

But it's a great thing to be a mom and to raise your kids right. And it's hard. It's difficult.

And especially if you're kinky. And so I want to introduce one of my favorite milfs in all the world who hasn't been here since we've moved into the new Bonoboville.

She is the most well-rounded kinkster, Susie Award winner, an MFA with a kinky spirit and a beautiful person with great boobs. And her name is Rhiannon Arons.

Hi. Thank you so much. So happy to be here with this turkey and this impeachment party going on.

Yeah. Would you like a peach to celebrate the impeachment? I would love one. Mmm.

Oh, yeah. Suck it, baby. He's my peach. Yummy, yummy.

Yeah, this is actually our ninth impeachment party, but we're, you know, moving right along. We started with fresh peaches and it's moving into the, you know,

the testimonies and the canned peaches. I'm really looking forward to washing that down with a good subpoena collado later tonight. Yeah, baby.

See, I told you she was smart. Oh, okay. And so, well, you haven't been here since you were the milf wolf of Lupercalia.

It's happy to be wearing that. Really original Valentine's Day, which was actually not here here. It was the other here, the other Bonoboville.

We won't divulge our location. It is undisclosed. But eat your heart out, Dick Cheney. But, yeah, you should pose with your award a little bit

for the paparazzi. There she is with her award. And there. He's wearing a little heart check.

You can sit here. We've got room now for you to throw the pilgrims to sit together. Well, sometimes we have a bunch of people,

but I mean, we're having less guests. We're not having the big, big parties, but that means we can be intimate. I know my hands are cold,

but your skin is soft. Do you mind? No, not at all. Okay, good.

You know, always asking consent. So, okay, I think you've held it long enough unless you want to just hold it between your legs or something.

Yeah, just hold it like that. Yeah, keep it warm. See, yeah. Get the year you're available.

Okay, and you are wearing panties. So, all of our censors, Marky Zee on Facebook and whoever you are on YouTube,

you're cool, right? You're cool. Okay. These are actually full-butt panties.

So, how's the Kingston professorial life? You're a professor at Long Beach. I'm not technically a professor. I'm a lecturer there,

but that is not going quite well right now. Oh, well, you're so modest. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so I have been teaching young artists

how to write and how to kind of find themselves, and that's been really good. I've been doing a lot of activism on campus with the LGBTQ plus community.

I think, how long is that acronym now? We stopped there, right? Pretty soon it's going to be the whole alphabet. My cousin told me she was an A.

That's the ally of it, right? But she masturbates. Asexual? Asexual.

I shouldn't be saying this, but you don't know which cousin I'm talking about. Obviously, I have dozens of cousins. Anyway, a lot of people want to identify as asexual,

but that's a whole thing. That's interesting. I was not aware of that. I've been doing student activism.

I've been teaching. I've been... How about dominatrixes against Donald Trump and our good friend, mistress Tara Indiana,

who I wish had won for president? Oh yeah, that would have been so much better than what happened. Although less entertaining for the courtroom drama,

but I think we could just... Oh, the entertainment factor. I could do without it. Yeah, it's highly overrated.

You know, I like other kinds of entertainment. I don't need to be entertained by narcissistic nincompoop, but a lot of people do, obviously,

and that includes a lot of people in the resistance who just talk about Trump all the time. And you know what? I talk about him a lot, too.

I can't help it. God, I just spank his ass! Happy Spanksgiving! Yes!

I hear he's coming. You have a special relationship. We do. I have the presidential hotline

that's because of my other identity as, in fact, Stormy Daniels. Right. I appreciate your, you know,

wearing the brown hair tonight because it looks more pilgrim-y. Stormy Pilgrim would have been a very difficult kind of montage.

Combo, yeah. The story of the pilgrim. On the other hand... I don't know.

So about pilgrims, I mean, you were starting to talk to me about this, and I find it fascinating. Of course, they did a lot of spankings, as we said,

and they did a lot of punishments, especially for sexual crimes. And colonialism in general was very fraught with punishment.

And you were saying that you think that kink, modern kink, of course kink's been going on since people have been going on,

but maybe some aspects of modern kink have their roots in colonialism. I think that definitely kind of the taboo that goes behind kink culture, right,

and all of the protocol we have, because of that, I mean, if you think about kind of the kink of the Marquis de Sade, right,

that's like a colonial-era French sort of thing. If you think about England, it's one of the worldwide capitals for kink culture, right?

Yeah. England is definitely a heavy colony. And one of the things you mentioned about the ritualistic pain practices,

there's an essay that I've actually written about pain practices and BDSM in culture that is coming out through Ohio State University Press as part of the compilation on Sherry Rose,

that is being released next year. Sherry Rose, shout out to our friend Sherry Rose, aka Mistress Sherry Rose. Indeed.

I had on my show in 1996, and believe it or not, I had Bob Flanagan, I was in a poetry reading with him, in like 1986.

I remember you told me that once, and you still remembered the address of the building that reading was at? Factory Place, 1208 Factory Place.

Yes, yes, because that's what we all knew it as, and Scott Kelman was the director, Rest in Peace. So, yeah, so, you know,

I kind of have this history with Sherry and Bob and you came along a couple of years ago, and, you know, you kind of taken over the franchise.

I haven't taken it over, but... Well, you know... Yeah, I do facilitate, and I think that we met,

when I was working on the Book of Medicine, because we were trying to get it crowdfunded, which you so generously helped us promote. It's my pleasure when I have the funds,

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A little promotion, a little commercial. Oh, yeah. Keeping up with going. Yeah, yeah.

So we can talk about spanking, we can talk about, you know, stuffing. Did you get stuffed for Thanksgiving? I did, although I didn't, you know,

it's really hard to get as stuffed as I would like to get. Are you talking, are you talking food or sex?

Both. Both! It's hard to get at once. Right, it's very Bonobo.

Bonobos love to combine food and sex. That's why Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, very Bonobo, Bonobos do some spanking, too.

I did get a lot of pie this Thanksgiving, I was very, very obsessed. A lot of pie. I was like, really an important thing.

I was thinking about splosh, eating pie. Pie, yes, splosh. Pie is a great thing to splosh. You can splosh anything.

You splosh turkey gravy. Maybe we'll do a little splosh with turkey. Turkey splosh. Turkey splosh.

Communion. Kind of a turkey splosh communion. I think I'm warming up to that. Although we also have our agua.

But those things aren't incompatible, though. I mean, we could agua turkey. Yeah. But getting stuffed sexually,

you know, just like, I mean, you got some. Oh, yeah. You got some.

Okay, good. I got some. Getting some is important. Sunshine needs some.

You should have come over. Thanks for the invite. Now it's a little late. I didn't know it was a problem.

You had something like a text or something. It's always a problem. Yeah. Okay, thanks for the...

I'll keep it in mind. It's always a problem for a pilgrim girl. We have pie. You know.

A pie. And pie, of course, is a euphemism. It's a word for pussy. Pussy pie.

Or hair pie. Hair pie. A slice of hair pie. Right.

You got it in, like, the 60s exploitation films. Oh, what? You know, I'm glad you brought those up. But I wasn't thinking about those.

But yeah, pie. Pie. I mean, yours is pretty hairy pie. Mine is like a mid...

I don't know, I'm going for a kind of a kicky summer do down there, even though it's winter. Makes me feel like it's summer. Maybe we'll have a look when we get into the post...

Well, actually, the non-Facebook-friendly part of the show. That's when we... You mean the show? Which you can only watch on DrSusanBlock.com

slash live or Bonoboville.com or DrSusanBlock.tv. Actually, there's a lot of places you can watch it. Three.

But they're all ours. You can't watch it on YouTube or on... What's the other one? Oh, Facebook.

You can't watch it on that. But you can watch it with us. DrSusanBlock.tv. A good place to find all of our archives.

DrSusanBlock.tv. Yeah. That's right. Susie has really good birth control like this.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nothing gets through. No.

Plus, it could be a dildo. Well, you'd have to take the wings off, but you could use it as a dildo. People have...

Certainly people have used regular Oscars as a dildo, but ours has a condom on it. That little hat is too big. For safe sex.

And yes, it is... It is dressed for Thanksgiving because orange is kind of a Thanksgiving color, I guess. It matches your nail polish.

Yeah, I got the nails. They're a little bit orange for Thanksgiving. And you reminded me. I forgot that he or she needs to wear a hat.

They. They. They. They.

We're just all listening to them. You know, I don't mind calling people they, but my Oscar, my Susie Award, I guess they... Okay.

So colonialism and kink. Have you floated this in your classes? It is something I talk about a little, but I do talk about BDSM culture.

I don't want to drop the Susie Award to get home with me. I should have placed it between my bosoms. So, you know, I do discuss BDSM culture and cultural appropriation,

and we do talk about this a little bit. But, you know, one of the things I really think about is because, as you mentioned, there are a lot of pain practices

in non-colonial cultures, right? We have the indigenous piercings. There are various Hindu rituals. There are Muslim rituals that are self-inflicting

of pain and cutting. And so, in cultures where that has been made taboo, we start saying kink take the place of that because it fulfills a very primal physiological need.

I mean... It certainly does. If you look in the Kamasutra, there is instructions on how it is important

to strike your partner. That's part of it. That's right. Striking, spanking, sometimes piercing.

You know, we've had some guests on the show who have talked about, like, I think I'm okay with saying violet fox because violet cox actually.

Violet cox. Violet cox. She is someone who's, you know, a beautiful porn star, very smart and very kinky.

And she used to be a cutter. She used to harm herself. And a lot of kinksters that used to harm themselves find that the kink can replace that thing

that they're looking for, that rise in endorphins, that, you know, pain, that sadomasochistic thrill.

It can help. It can be therapy that helps you to get away from really harming yourself. And I think I go out of heavier BDSM.

It is controlled trauma, you know. And I think King's Mail really did my last performance with. We've talked about this pretty extensively. But, you know, the idea that you can activate

those neuropath ways in a situation where you're safe, I think it eventually does in a certain way kind of dull the triggers a little bit. Yeah.

You know, I found that to be very true for myself in a lot of ways. We talked about that a couple weeks ago when we had a trauma therapist, Melinda Vivian,

and Dominatrix. Domina Mara. Domina Mara, thank you very much. No, I'm glad, because before I said

Violet Fox instead of Cox. So, that was a good one. We're trying to keep it Facebook. Keep it, keep it good.

So, yeah, right. Oh, God, you'd never know what's going to upset Marky Z. So, yeah. What was I talking about now?

That show with Domina Mara and the trauma therapist. Of course. So, you know, it was just interesting to talk about trauma therapy in terms of all the techniques

that are used by your traditional trauma therapist from, you know, the EMDR rapid eye movement. I don't know if I've got all those letters right, but and the neurolinguistic programming, LNLP.

And then the Domina talking about kink as therapy for traumatized clients. And certainly a lot of our clients in the Dr. Susan Block Institute

have been traumatized by spankings as children or other forms of abuse or sexual abuse. And they do work it out. They cope with it through kink.

It's hard to just kind of reject it. Some people, that's their way. But a lot of people do find that integrating it into some form of kink play with someone they trust

is a great thing to do. Yeah, and I think the neuro pathways in the brain just normalize that state so much. It has become a really profound physiological need

kind of in the way that people who started smoking when they were 12 really can't quit or they can't function, you know. And I've seen that to be true

in really committed layers. Yes, like you get used to pain because unfortunately you were hurt as a child or you get used to emotional anxiety,

a certain level of tension that kink provides. And yet, you know, it's a kind of role played anxiety so it's much better. It's contained.

There's a beginning and an end right and the idea that you have that safe word, that mechanism there is so, I think, critical to that processing

just knowing that you have that safety net which is something that we don't have in life. Sometimes I wish I had a safe word in regular social situations, right?

But one of the other things I found really interesting is I've been doing a lot of research on dialectical behavior therapy. Yeah.

And it's totally kink friendly. Dialectical behavior therapy. So behaviorism is like skinner, but this is different. This is different.

The psychologist who pioneered this, her name is Marsha Leina, I believe. And she developed this form of therapy that's for chronically suicidal people

and so the main kind of difference is that cognitive behavior therapy is about reframing it, right? Whereas with dialectical behavior therapy

it's just kind of about accepting that certain things suck and having a cope with that. And it just sucks

and it's not like you can have a good attitude about it. You just have to cope with it. Yeah, so it's about generating the coping mechanisms but one of the things that they really focus on

is that if you are in an extreme emotional state what can you use to change it, right? And so a lot of the things in there are like you put your head in a bowl of ice water

just to get your body temperature down. Wow, that sounds a lot worse than a spanking, but okay. I don't know, it sounds like my kind of therapy. Up until you get to the part of your ice water.

You poke your head in ice water. Well, it's quite comfortably cool, right? Yeah, yeah. So you're having like a major freak out

it needs to be colder because it drops your body temperature. Well, sometimes when we're having a heat wave maybe it is a good idea.

You have a middle of summer when you're having an anxiety attack and a bowl of ice water. Yeah, right.

It sounds great. And you get a kinky too. Actually, I think Max does that sometimes. You stick your head in a cold shower.

I do that. Yes, yes. I didn't know it was because of his anxiety. I thought it was just hot.

It's multi-purpose. Okay, multi-purpose. But you know, I think it's really healthy and I think in these cultures

where we've had this colonial imposition for so long, you know, we're starting to break down the kink stigma as we're starting to kind of acknowledge

that colonialism is bad. Those things are happening in tandem, right? Yes. We start, we stop observing Columbus Day

and we start going to see 50 shades of gray as a culture. Those things happen kind of at the same time and I find that really interesting.

And Trump's saying that people are trying to change the name of Thanksgiving, to Thanksgiving. I don't know if he meant that,

but he, you know, a lot of liberals got very upset. They said, we're not trying to change Thanksgiving, but we are.

He's kind of right. And, you know, we should. We shouldn't just celebrate genocide. We should celebrate togetherness

and family if you have a family, but if you don't, you know, sometimes you feel left out. So I say celebrate community

and I say celebrate the possibility of peace, but acknowledge that these settlers

did a lot of damage, a lot of violence, a lot of, and it still goes on. It still goes on and

acknowledge the Native American point of view. And, of course, celebrate Thanksgiving, yeah.

I don't know, I think maybe the best way to celebrate Thanksgiving in this era is to possibly go to a casino on a reservation

and rack up a really big tab. There you go. Have you ever done that? No, but I think that's what I'm going to do next year. I'm not a gambler, but, you know.

Well, you know, you can get like a massage. Yeah, but you're just getting the money, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of cool, yeah. That sounds like a fun thing to do.

You go to one of the Native American gambling resorts and you just kind of give them your money, basically.

Tell Trump. But you have fun at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have to make sure it's really owned by Native Americans, not just like

Trump. Not just to use like a wind catcher for their icon, right?

It's like... Now, speaking of Trump, we should spank the Trump turkey for sure. We should spank the Trump turkey.

I'm going to call the important presidential line right now. Do you have a banana phone to call?

A banana phone. Well, you could use the stildo. Hello, calling Trump. Calling Trump.

I mean, this really, it does. It's not quite orange enough. He's back from Afghanistan where he couldn't stop talking about himself.

Stop. Really, that's all he could talk about was himself. And

now he's here, you know, because he needs to take some punishment. And

even though we have a delicious turkey that we're going to eat, we're going to spank and stuff this

Trump turkey. And he has the headbands to prove it. So

I think get your hands away from her, those tiny little

hands. Pussy-grabbing hands. Yes, those are so nasty tiny little pussy-grabbing hands. And so maybe we

can put the carpet out, the rug. Let's get some rug out. I don't know if somebody else

hit the turkey. No, he's going to get right in front of the turkey. Yeah, but we have to move the turkey.

Yeah, he's going to be kneeling in front of the turkey. Sideways. Oh, that. Yeah, this rug.

So we are going to... Yep. And he can...

It's a nice soft, soft rug. Aren't you lucky? And look up so people can see who you are up.

One of his his turkey gobble things fell down. And we should also

gag him because we don't want him talking. Goddess forbid.

So we're gagging him with a corn. Okay. Maybe this way. Or is it better this way?

Yeah. I can't believe I'm asking like that. Well, he wouldn't be able to get maximum insertion.

No. Okay. Which side? This side? Or this side? That side. Okay.

Gag yourself, Trump. You know what to do when you're in Bonoboville. And you know you've got to submit

to our pilgrim punishments. That's right. And it's Thanksgiving.

And you shouldn't be on the phone. But your cheeks are here. Cheeks are too puffy.

I have to fix. Spank him with his cell phone. Okay. There we go. You can't hold it. Okay.

So here. That's better. Look up. Let me see you. Let me see you. Get up. Get up. Get up.

Yeah. Snats looks like Trump. Okay. I can spank his little tiny mushroom pee-pee while this is

happening. And actually he looks like he likes that too much. I got to spank it harder. That's right. Spanksgiving, Trump.

Yes. This is for bragging about yourself while visiting the troops in Afghanistan when actually you should be withdrawing

those troops like you said you would. You're supposed to be the peace president. Don't be playing with your nipples. Stop that. You're not

supposed to enjoy this. Although we do have a corn for the stuffing and you know it's

ribbed for his pleasure. Especially That's right. But you're going to get on your knees again

and whacked. And yeah. Oh, you've got the juxtaposed leather flogger. And

what am I on top of here? The world. The world. Right. And what are you doing?

Get with the spanking program. Is somebody writing anything interesting? I was writing if you have

No, don't worry about it. Just we got to spank our Trumpus. But her emails. The Trump turkey. That's right. I should spank you. I will spank

you. Yes. So we spank and

when the Facebook cameras aren't on we're also going to stuff this Trump turkey. That's right.

So, you know I think Oh, you've got the big one. Wow. That's what she said.

Now this Trump should be spanked hard. What are you spanking him for in particular tonight, Rihanna?

Take your microphone and tell us what really gets you. I mean, is it what he's being impeached over, like asking for a bribe?

Is it caging the children? You're a mom. Yeah, caging the children is really hitting me right now. The SESTA FOSTA.

SESTA FOSTA. That's for SESTA FOSTA. Which, of course, most of Congress signed. Come all ahead. Is this responsible for that too?

Yes, we don't like her too much. But she's kind of out of the running now. Seems like. But Trump, you're the president.

You didn't have to sign it and you know you like sex workers. You see him all the time. Can you photographers see his face?

Or not so much? I really think that to show his face. Trump supported SESTA FOSTA so that

it would make it easier for him to have a larger pool of sex workers. That was kind of his quid pro quo

with the sex worker population. Yeah. With those Ukrainian quid pro crows. Naughty, naughty.

That's right. We have a lot to spank him for. I think he should get on his knees in front of us and we should spank his shoulders.

Okay. But not that high up. Lower. Lower to the ground, you turkey. Here, let's do this so that

the two turkeys are showing. You're a double turkey. And take that,

that and that for spanksgiving. Okay. Why don't you swat him with the big one there? Yeah.

This is nothing actually. I think I'm going to get the big paddle. Don't cover your face.

This is public disgrace. Make sure everyone sees you with corn in your mouth. That's right. In front of the turkey we're going to eat.

Yes. We're going to stuff you with this turkey too. We're going to stuff you with it. Trump, turkey.

And I don't mean Erdogan. Although you love turkey, don't you? You love that dictatorship, don't you?

Yeah. You turkey. Whack. And take that. What are you spanking him for?

Anything in particular? I was just doing it because you guys were doing it. I was just doing it.

That sounds like a great thing for Gordon Sunlin to say. Okay.

We're Puritans. They punish people. People throw shit at the people. Just because everybody else is doing it.

Just kind of what everybody's doing. All right. I have a reason for spanking

this Trump turkey. I have a few, but they're personal.

You can tell us one. I don't know. Did he grab your pussy? He grabbed your pussy.

Okay. He grabbed so many. Naughty boy. Oh, yeah.

He would be one of those types. Even while being punished, he grabs out. Oh, yeah. He actually

thrives on any kind of attention. He's such a narcissist that it's okay, he'll take

this kind of bad attention. Just like this. Oh, yes. So, now

I think we're at that point brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

of Facebook and YouTube. We love you, but we want to have more fun.

So, we're going to continue the show with a little, you know,

undressing. Turkey usually have dressing. This is going to be undressing. Undressing the turkey

and us. So, you can't see that, I'm sorry, but the spankings are going to continue, but they're going to be more,

you're going to get to see Rhiannon's boobs if you go to DrSusanBlock.com slash live.

And if you don't, then maybe you'll just hear us talking, you know, and that's it. You can dream about it.

So, let's though have a hand for MrTrumpTurkey who is finally

doing something that we can agree with. We can stand behind. We're going to stand behind

spanking you for spanksgiving. That's right. And a big hand for Rhiannon action. And a big hand

for Sunshine McWayne for confessing that Trump tried to grab her pussy right under that skirt.

Hey, stop it. You know what though? Me too. He did. Me too. That's the meaning of me too.

Me too. Me too. I'm behind him. Me too. Me too. Me too. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Me too. Me too. Me too.

Okay, so now we're going to turn the Facebook cameras around. And Trump, you go to your corner.

We'll have you come back. Pants down. I don't know if I gave you permission to take your corn out of your mouth.

Hey, you know, corn usually comes out this end, so we're going to put it in that end later. Did Trump put one Santa to the rest of us?

Uh huh. Yes, that's right. That's right. This is our opportunity to get back at him.

But in the meantime, let's do a little communion, ladies. Yeah, a little communion. I think we'll just

sit on the rug here in front of the turkey. The turkey looks so beautiful. Let's have the peaches and agla

and salt and and let's see, we'll do this and

that and now let me have a peach, one of the peach cans. Yeah, what's the coke can

doing there? That with Max. Max! Boy, oh boy, it would be Max. Because if it's Max, you know, I have to love him.

Okay, so so now let's see, what I would like

is to get your boobs out of your bra. But I mean, if you want to do the communion off of

my boobs or Sunshine's boobs, you should do communion because you haven't been here in a while and so you should actually do it.

Whoa, Chi Chi's galore uh-huh By the way, did we show that picture

of the lusty lady that says Thanksgiving lusty lady? Let's in between shots

of the boobs show this. Okay, so now what should I

I mean, I guess I should take communion with peach juice let me, what? Oh, there it is! The lusty lady!

Oh, Facebook camera should show the lusty lady. Facebook camera, show the lusty lady. I don't know who's Oh, no wonder

my shoe fell apart. That's what I was tripping over earlier. You know, these pilgrim shoes are not very well made. Well, they are

like, you know, okay, 375 years old. Yeah, and look, they both fell apart together. That's what I was saying.

I didn't know what I was tripping over. It was my own shoes. Okay, so I'm barefoot and

I'm getting this. You just made a foot fetishist and we're very happy. Yeah, exactly. Although I do have my booties

I could get those. So talk amongst yourselves. Don't

Those shoes were really 375 years old. This is where I'll take an opportunity to tell everyone about the horror

movie I'm working on. Oh, there you go. Yeah, if you're on Facebook right now you can go to Red Wings Movie Facebook page and

you can like our production. The premise is that a woman gets bit by a very special breed of bat which gives her the ability

to well, causes rather her tampons to turn into vampire bats while they're still in her body. Now is this

the one with Ron Jeremy? No, that one's in post-production. That one's Spider. So we're wrapping that one up right now. Red Wings

is the one we won five festival awards with for the script. So Dana Hammer who was on your show who was also the writer for

Spider that we based the short film on her short story she wrote the screenplay for that. All right.

I'm sure nobody missed me while your boobs were hanging out. And of course you were talking about your movie. Well, you know I have to take advantage of my boobs being

out while talking about my movie. We were just feeling devoid, we were thinking about you and waiting for you the whole time, right? But, um,

okay, so I would like to take communion but I think you should take communion from me or Sunshine

or both of us. Both, both. Thanksgiving. Okay. I want apple and pumpkin pie. I'm going to use this.

Okay. So, um, anyway. Yeah, you can easily. This one has the actual peaches.

Would you like another peach? Of course. Okay. Put your microphone down while you're eating. I sound like your mother, right?

Oops. Okay. Are you trying to get her chewing sounds? Yeah. Someone with a mastication

fast. People who like to hear chewing when they go to sleep. What is that called? You know, I know of a lot of fetishes

but don't know that one. The chewing. Okay, but now here is your microphone. Yeah, it's a whole thing.

People like to hear like ice being chewed while they're sleeping. Nipple. Uh, and where what do I do with my peaches? Oh here

there. Okay, so I'm going to put peach juice on the nipple and salt on

the peach juice. And now you can just have a sweet and sour experience. Sticky, licky.

Alright, and now sunshine. That happens every time. I know it's funny for you, but okay, so

we should use that thing. Oh yeah. Here we go. Now a little salt. Where's my salt?

Okay. Oh, not enough. And salty nipple. Okay.

And now she's licking it up. Oh wow, this is nice. Bonoboville communion impeachment party

Spank's giving style. Wow, she's very soft. you can have a little here.

Stuffing on the nipple. Oh God. A little stuffing. That's a little weird.

Yeah, it's a little weird, but you know, it makes it, it makes it more Spank's giving me.

That's true. I'm just laughing about the stuffing. Here, here's a potato. Oh, oh, if you

would have prepared me, I would have Yeah, here we go. Okay. She's curious.

Okay, so now is your time to Oh, we're opening up a fresh

bottle of Agua. Yes, indeed. And you're going to lay back

between our legs. Yeah, I guess we can sit, you know what we used to call Indian

style. I don't know what you call it now. Criss-cross applesauce Okay, so

and you lean back and your hat isn't even falling off. Very good. I think because if you lean back enough it goes against

the table or actually sunshine can just hold it. Okay, so here we go folks. Let's

get ready and let's get ready for Bonoboville Communion, brothers and sisters, lovers

and sinners, let us give thanks and spanks and communion and Rhiannon and Aaron's got water

boarded Bonobo style. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, you guys are going down good.

Let me hear you on the microphone or I'll have to spank you. That was delicious. You know what? I'm going to have to spank you anyway.

Yeah. So we're going to get over both of our knees like

over the knee. Let's see. Maybe I'll put... So opinionated. Should I keep my stockings off?

I have a run which the run fetishists will like. Okay and so you're going to get you sit next to me sunshine

and maybe you should turn around. I'll do most of the spanking

and then we get your lovely butt right here. Rhiannon

Aaron's you've been naughty and legs down. Okay, so sit down

there and Rhiannon is going to be here and sort of tilt so that your boobs are

visible because they are so beautiful. And they're just everywhere so I don't think I really need to tilt that much.

Well, you have a point there. You do. Okay, so now she's been a naughty

girl and she's got a very pristine bottom and it's Thanksgiving.

Oh, I don't know if we're doing sort of a warm up right now. You should know you've got the delicate butt. But that's okay.

This is what mistress Raven Ray, Madame Raven Ray did. Playing butt bongo. But lightly

lightly a little light bongo is a good thing because it gets those endorphins going

and then I've got a handprint going. See that handprint folks? Check it out. You have such

a sensitive and smooth bottom. Oh and there's another handprint right over there.

Oh, yeah. So I think can I pull the panties down? Yeah. Yes.

Whoa, pulling panties down. This is what we call a panties down spanking. And you know

this butt feels so good. I don't even know if I want to use the riding crop, honestly. You might want to take a spank.

Can my pilgrim wife take a spank? Here, give her a spank. Oh, it does feel nice. It does feel nice, right?

It's so nice. I can't get used to this. Yeah. Yeah.

Happy Spanksgiving. Happy Spanksgiving. See, I felt like it was our duty to spank Trump's booty

for politics, but this is just sheer pleasure. This is your reward for spanking Trump. This is my reward for spanking Trump. Yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah. I got so excited. And so do you have a confession to make as the spanky?

Have you been bad? Have you been naughty? Do you deserve this spanking in some way? Do you need this spanking

in some way? What is your confession? I briefly considered buying petroleum stock.

That is really wrong. I'm surprised at you. No, I think she's just making it up because she wants you to spank harder.

She got it out of me. She's like a naughty. She really got me going. She's a good actress.

Whoa. I thought it was obvious. Then I'm going to spank you for that. For getting me going.

I thought you really considered it. Because you know, Max3 once in a while bought stock in something that uses petroleum.

I think Ford or something like that. But it went up. Yeah, it's terrible to be in a capitalist society and have to

make these decisions about getting places. We need to change. We need a new green deal.

When we need more ass in our lives. Because ass is like, almost like boobs.

A nice ass. In fact, it wasn't a Desmond Morris that said that we developed boobs to resemble the

ass. That the female kind of I think it's kind of bogus because bonobos have sex face to face.

Well they do have boobs actually. The females have some boobs. There might be something to it that the females want

the male to be face to face. They know the male likes a nice ass so they figure I'll grow boobs.

Anyway. I don't know if this is pilgrim behavior. You don't know if this is pilgrim behavior?

I don't know. This is absolutely pilgrim behavior. Well behind closed doors what do you know what the pilgrim said?

We know. Let's just say what they did out in front of everybody was

sadistic treatments of people that involve spanking and tarred feathering

and tying up and putting people in stocks and whipping and it was non-consensual of course. This is consensual.

That's the big difference brothers and sisters. It's consensual. But a lot of those same activities and you better believe

that there were some masturbators out there watching those punishments going on and masturbating

you know. You better believe it. And they probably did it for fun too at home.

You know. This one's jealous. I'm so glad you're an equal opportunity spanker.

Equity is important. Yeah. You gotta spank evenly. See to me this one looks

more red. Oh okay. We're trying to even you out Rihanna. Plus we're enjoying giving you

this spanking. Bongo. One of the things I was thinking about when I was watching the Charlie Brown

Thanksgiving special is that they talk about how a disproportionate amount of the adults on the Mayflower died

and why most of the children lived and most of the adults died. The only reason I could think of is that they must have

caught syphilis which means they were doing very un-pilgrim like things. Interesting. Yeah. Because children are usually much more susceptible

to diseases but of course not syphilis. And yeah that would make sense.

A lot of people were getting syphilis back in the day. The pilgrim day. It was a very hypocritical time somewhat like our own

but different. And yeah we of course inherit those pilgrim puritanical

attitudes which involve lots of sex enough to make a bunch of you die of syphilis on the Mayflower

and yet this judgmental attitude towards sex this punishing attitude

towards sex. Punishment. Punishment. And you know I've got it.

I'm in it. I'm processing it by spanking re-adding that. And I'm having so much fun

doing it. And I clearly need this punishment. I watched Fox News once last week.

I didn't believe it. She's making stuff up to get you to spank her harder. She's too funny.

Here take another spank. You're spanking up top. Lower. This is a sweet spot.

Just in case you don't know and you're out there learning spanking. This is the sweet spot.

Like that? This nice little curve right here. It's very juicy. It feels good and it can take pain

a little better. Because up here you're closer to the organs. And the bones. Yeah. Organs, stoff, spine

you know. But here this is a really nice place to spank. And it feels good too and it gives a good jiggle.

Look at the jiggle. For the spanker the jiggle is very important to motivate you.

And so that's where you do it right here. I mean you can do it other places. And certainly the thighs are a good place to

warm up. You can kind of do it a little bit around here but not so much. You really don't want to do it hard here.

You want to do it mainly here. So go for it. Yeah You're always with the impact

going straight through like towards there. And a little cupping. Obviously I know nothing.

The flatter your hand is the harder the impact. Spread your fingers. That's actually the nastiest one. So that's like

what the parents did. Were you spanked as a child Rihanna? I don't remember. I don't remember

I don't remember a lot of things that's why I know about trauma recovery. I remember everything. But I know I like it as an adult.

Yeah I mean I don't think you have to have been spanked as a child to like it as an adult. It's just a great

thing to do. That's kinky. And yet I do think even if you weren't spanked as a child

if you had any trauma as a child and many of us have then spanking can possibly be a therapy.

Maybe not for you so don't get all bent out of shape if it's not your style. But it is something that a lot

of people enjoy for fun. Don't spank your kids or hurt them physically. I mean

you can't help but hurt them emotionally. That's the nature of life. But don't hurt your children please. I mean I'm child free so what do I know.

But I don't think it's a good idea. No it's not. It's not. You're a mom you know. And I just did that for emphasis no other reason.

You've actually found that spanking children lessens their ability to self-regulate their own impulses so it actually makes them behave worse. Yes

because they figure they're going to be able to do the penance as a spanking and so they can do whatever. I think you're right about that and also it's

supposedly lowers kids IQs so there. So you know once you're an adult your IQ is where it is you don't have to you know

you have six minutes open it lower it and so grand finale of Spanksgiving Spanks now we're going to both spank okay

not too hard. For six minutes straight. No no we're going to spank crumps more. Six minutes is nothing. And happy Spanksgiving

featuring Rhiannon Arons. Let's have a big hand for the Spanky.

Am I spanking it? Stand up and show your butt. Whoa. Nice tushy.

Nice tushy. Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah. How does it look? I can't.

Oh it looks great. It looks great except we can't see your boobs when we're looking at your butts. So turn around kind of turn. Do it do like about

I kind of you can kind of see him from the back. Side boob. I think I'm going to put my boots on

for spanking Trump now. I remember in that our folks in the back room took his

suit away and now he is you know suitless so I'm going to pull my panties up if he's coming.

Yeah. We don't want to get him involved. Maybe we should get dressed for this right? But keep your boobs out

for the entertainment of your fellow Spankers. Okay. So now

here comes the Trumpis. The Trump turkey in front of the turkey turkey.

There he is. There he is the Trump turkey and I think we'll give him some applause just because

this is how we like it. This is how we like it. He looks good.

He's in his panties. Right? With the label showing which I think we'll you know usually when girls have their labels showing

I tuck it in for them. But not for him. Alright. He needs his gag though.

He needs the gag. Where's the other corn? Where's your corn? Okay.

Oh you got the other corn. Let's see if you can get it in. It's not easy. Yeah.

But we need his face. Whoops. You dropped your dildo. Okay.

Can you hold this a moment? I think you need some dental work. Alright. Can you hold it in there like that?

Very good. Good. Good turkey. Now Max this is

Trump turkey's landing pad here. So you got to move back. You're on the you're on his area.

Nobody gets in the way of my camera. I know. Okay. So get down first. Just like that.

Yeah. Hold your head up and hold your head up and

take a wide shot. Everybody get in the shot and spank the Trump turkey

right in front of the real turkey. Yes. I mean the turkey we're going to eat

because we're not going to eat this Trump. She meant to do that. Is this a turkey Kiev?

Yes. Spank you for laughing at me. Yes. I wasn't laughing at you.

I was just laughing at your expense. I know. Yeah. Well, okay. So

let me have this then and whack whack whack

and whack. This is how you should be instead of sitting in the White House

ruining our lives you should be in the dungeon being spanked for spanksgiving.

You should be gassed with a corn cob. Miguel is spanking him all the way from over there.

He's spanking him. And we're going to stuff the turkey too. We're going to do that now. Maybe he should turn around

for this. This is a little too disgusting to do in front of people.

So you can just kind of bomb us.

Great. We're coming up. Now we have the stuffing

of the Trump turkey. Look up. Don't let anybody not know who you are.

This is the president's and he is being stuffed.

The Trump turkey is being stuffed with a corn cob.

Because corn comes out that end anyway. So why shouldn't it go in? So let's spank the Trump turkey. Spank the Trump turkey.

Take a shot from this side so you can see what's going on. Or this way. Look up.

Look up turkey. Yes, you get spanked for so many reasons. Not least of which

is just taking up all the news. I mean everything's going to change if you're not president and I can't wait. I can't wait.

Whack, whack, whack. And she's stuffing the Trump turkey. Rihanna and Aaron's pilgrim

is punishing this Trump with a nice hard stuffing.

She's stuffing the Trump turkey and he likes it. He likes it. He does, see?

See? He likes it. I just heard Miguel. He's, uh, yeah.

Oh, that's the turkey sound. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Yeah. You know what? Let's take one of the

Jeffrey Valence diaper things and put it right in front of Trump just in case he makes a mess.

And we should just do that anyway. Just put it right in front of him and let somebody

take a picture of that including that thing. And us behind him and that is

a Jeffrey Valence Trump art piece. It actually should be turned around the other way and under you

in case you drool. Pull it, pull it under. Yes. Perfect. Okay, and you can just

get there or you could sit by him like his nursemaid. You look like you need a nursemaid.

You big baby. You big tantrum throwing baby. Mmm. Oh, you're getting that corn right in there.

This is, uh, not for the, you know, the faint of heart. Yeah, for sure.

Wack, whack, whack, whack, whack. Get it in there. Yeah. Stuff that Trump turkey. Show him how it's done.

Yeah, when he gives it to all these women who he pays and then he pays some more to keep him quiet. Yeah.

But Stormy Daniels knew to give him a spanking. He just didn't spank him long enough. She should have kept spanking him

till now. So he wouldn't be presidents. That's right. Mmm.

Wack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack. So, you see, Spanksgiving can be Trumpocalypse therapy

on a personal level as well as on a political level. Uh, you know,

you can get your post-Trump sex disorder handled through spanking your own Trump turkey.

It's a voodoo thing, you know, and it might have some effect. I mean, let's just say we should make these impeachment

parties fun because we don't know what the hell is gonna happen. We don't know.

We can tell the Democrats are not exactly expert Trump turkey stuffers like Ariana. Mmm, good job, Ariana.

At the same time, even if this does energize the base, we do feel that impeachment

is the right thing to do. Just like stuffing the Trump turkey with a corn cob is the right thing to do. Just like Spanksgiving

is the right thing to celebrate after Thanksgiving on your holiday weekend.

Speaking of which, we hope you have had a good one. And we hope

that you haven't had any fights break out, at least not physical. Practice the bonobo way

of peace through pleasure. Thank you, Rhiannon Arons for raising us

with your well-rounded kickster. Hold your award and beat now. Can you get your award?

Oh, you got the corn. Pleasure and awards go together. Sometimes.

Thank you, Rhiannon. Thank you, of course. Sunshine. Thank you, Bonoboville,

Max, Harry. I don't want to say his name, Abe, certainly. Not everybody wants credit

around here, but thank you all. And thank you, Trump. And

we want to thank TMI King for providing us with Trump.

And thank you Bonobos whether you've been enjoying this Thanksgiving with us

in your home or your car or your one of your 12

mansions, you billionaires. We want you to be good. We want you to be happy, but you have too much money.

If you're a billionaire, you should give it up. You suffer from Appluenza, which actually makes other people suffer. I'm taking donations.

Yeah, give some of your money up to Sunshine. Or Rihanna. Do you have a Patreon or something? I don't.

We're going to do some crowdfunding soon if you sign up for Red Wings. So make like Bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Spank them.

Even if that someone is you. Spank the monkey. Spank your lover. Spank the world.

Spank the world. To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else, you can talk with us.

I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

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Anytime you need to talk. I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by

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to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call

peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special. Partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us.

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