Filly Girls

Full transcript of Filly Girls on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinner, artists and exhibitionists,

lawyers, connoisseurs, fillies, and hotties, horsies,

kitties, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of Jesus, Allah, Rama, Rama, Dhamma, Buddha, or the goddess.

We don't really know, but we do know that until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex

with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I

am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant, your mistress of the airwaves,

and the speakeasy corral. That's where we are tonight, brothers and sisters. Riders and animals might have a little erotic rodeo.

I don't know. It's Comedia erotica. I never know what might happen.

But I have some very sexy fillies and hotties in my guest row tonight, who I can't wait to introduce, though I'm gonna wait just a second just to get a little bit of business out of the way. First of all,

we want to say that the the new blog of me format is now up. Thank you, Norrie, Norrie Carter and Nordof. Thank you very much for getting it up. Yeah, oh

yeah, and I also want to welcome Max, my

prince, my captain, my lesbian inside of that very masculine body. Baby.

Welcome. To the land of the living, Max is going through a process. Yes, through a process. I mean process. Yes, you are. Slowly but surely.

Like processed cheese. But you're doing very well. I think you're the bionic man. Yeah. You are chemo man. Electric. I'm gonna light up tonight. Yeah. You light up my life, baby.

And we're gonna light up. Light up. That sounds like 420. You know, hey, could do that. We don't know. We could. We could do anything. We could do anything. We got Agua though. We got

We got stuff. We got sex toys. We got hats. And and we got the spirit of sex. And

if the spirit of sex is with me now, and I feel that it is, I will raise up you who are limp and I will make wet you who are dry. It's just water. Holy water, sisters.

Sisters. Yes, my sisters. My Philly girls. Oh, I'm a Philly girl, actually. Philadelphia. The Philly's, the Orioles. Whatever.

No, Philly's are really cool. Philly's are the best. And I just so happen to have Philly films in my womb room, starting with Rebecca. Hello. Nazarene. Nazarian.

Nazarian. Oh, I thought it was like Jesus. No, Jesus. Like you were from Nazareth. You're a Nazarene. It probably is in some way. You're probably related to Jesus. Don't you think? I think he might be my uncle. Mary Magdalene.

He's my Jewish uncle. Auntie Mary. Yeah, don't you think? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And so that's what inspired you to put together Philly films. Is this your brainchild? Yeah, it's mine and Dion's.

Dion, but Dion is not here. No. Okay, so it's yours. Okay, it's mine for tonight. Philly, do you like horses? Do you like riding? Dion likes horses. I'm cool with riding horses, too. I think the spirit of Dion is what looks like.

I think he likes the whole racing thing, so that's why Philly is a young horse. Yeah, Philly is a young horse. A female. A female, right. Like a mare who, a mare is older. I would be a mare.

I don't know, Philly sounds so... Yeah, so our logo is like this cute horse. It is. It's not like that. It's not like some old work horse. No, my little pony, they're not like that.

Yeah, yeah. Do you see I'm wearing my horsey necklace tonight. Oh, cool. Yeah, just for you. Thank you. And my cowgirl boots.

Okay. So, you know, I'm getting into this theme because I love horses, riding them, not fucking them. We're getting fucked by them.

Well, we're going to talk about that. Because it comes up. I have a friend who likes that movie Zoo or whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh, is he right here?

She is in the middle. Oh, we'll have to talk to her. Okay. Well, I would like to introduce all the guests before we get into the animal sex portion of the program.

All right. So, um, so you're here from Philly Films, which is basically using the horsey, the young female horsey as metaphor for a female porn star, lesbian, female girl, female girl. Yeah, a human who's having sex or with other women, with other women.

That's the key. Girls only girls only. Is that the sign? Girls only. Yeah. This is tri-batism. Hoka, hoka. That's what it is.

Hoka, hoka. This is what the bonobos do. The bonobo females rub their pussies together in this way or just this way. In order to establish female solidarity as well as have bigger, better orgasms, then they seem to have with their male partners.

They do have, of course, male partners. Otherwise, there wouldn't be bonobos. But yeah, they use it to establish female solidarity so that if a male gets out of line, the females all kind of defend their sisters.

Right. But then they take care of the male too. You know, they give them a blow job or something. You know, it's all good. All right. Well, anyway, moving right along, we have Dana Vespoli.

Another Philly girl. What's up? Hey, you are. Are you Italian? No, I'm not.

Oh, wow. Vespoli, I thought it would be. Okay. I used to row Vespoli racing shells. Racing. We're back to the racing. You like horses?

Boats. Boats. Oh, okay. I prefer boats. Well, it still gets you from point A to point B.

It does. Where then you have sex. Dana, can you get real close to your microphone? To hug that microphone.

I mean, it doesn't mean you're not a lesbian if you get close to a phallic microphone. Okay. Penile protrusion into your face means nothing. Okay.

So tell me about your kind of entrance into Philly films. I used to direct for a few other companies. And then when Dion started Philly, I went in and talked to him about shooting.

I had done some girl girl or had shot girl girl higher for another company and stuff. So then it's great. I think I've shot my best girl girl stuff at Philly so far. Did you start as a director or as a performer?

No, I was a performer. Oh, look at that expression. Ooh, I was a performer. It sounds like you just performed the hell out of yourself.

I did some days. Others not so much, to be honest. What was your specialty? My anal, probably.

All right. We're going to get back to your butt. Can we please? We will.

Just a moment. Don't let me forget that, Romeo. Okay. I'm sure he won't.

Dana's butt. All right. So now, you guys are virgins to the Dr. Susan Block show and Radio Susie one. You're suitably nervous.

But you tweeted that. So I feel that it's okay for me to say that. And yet, the opposite side of the coin of nervousness is excitement. And since Sage is no virgin to Radio Susie one.

I'm a Dr. Susie whore. Oh, I like that. Wow. That sounds very explicit.

Oh, it is. You always are just Ms. Sex. Or Mrs. Sex. I don't know.

Ms. Ms. Ms. Sex. And you are also here representing the Phillies?

Yeah. Your picture? All of the above. I actually wanted to come before I knew that we were organizing this Philly Films event.

That's right. And it all just kind of fell into place together. Well, you know, I had originally this show. Well, we were going to have as our main guest this Arab Sheik, Saudi Arabian Sheik.

Right, right, right, right. So I was inviting a few, you know, dear friends to meet Sheik. And he had to be called away on important business with the Royal Family. So it happens.

I'm sure it does to you too. But, you know, he couldn't be here. So in any case, then these Phillies just kind of galloped into Tej's inbox, really. And so we said, oh, okay, let's get with the Phillies.

And then it turned out you were a Philly. I mean, you wear many hats. Always. Many hats, many panties.

Yes. So what's the kinkiest thing you've done lately? Oh, somebody knows behind you. God, the kinkiest, it's hard to just pick one.

Lots of strapping down to the bed, things in my mouth. Strapping down. You've been strapped down. Anal.

I heard that one. We keep coming back to the butt. If you read my tweets, you get to know my full sexual history. Well, all right.

That's certainly incentive enough. Yeah, yeah. Well, welcome back. You've been a star of this show many times.

Always a pleasure. Vashti on Porum. My chief spanker and spanky on my birthday. Definitely.

Many other things. Yes. All right. So now I have another virgin.

Sheena. See, the horses are for the fillies and the cheetah is for Sheena. I got it right. I got the animal right because I always think it's a leopard,

but Sheena knows because she's queen of the jungle. That's Sheena Ryder. Sheena Ryder. I think they can correlate that with the fillies.

Right. And the riding. That's true. Are you going to ride one of the fillies?

That's the next. Sheena to ride the fillies. So, so welcome.

Welcome. So, you know, it's great to have you here. And how would you describe what you do? I'm second year adult performer.

Adult performer. Okay. You don't use the word porn star until you won awards. Is that right?

I wasn't sure. That's the way I want, that's the way I'd like to... I think even when Sin wins awards, she doesn't want to be called a porn star.

No, I think it's the opposite of that. I mean, you're doing it for like seven years. You haven't won any awards. You could be a porn star.

Oh, okay. So you're saying you could be a porn star. Okay. I think it's personal.

But you're an adult performer. Okay. And you're from LA. Yes.

And what brings you into this sordid stable? I want to be able to walk into somewhere and not have people say sheen a ride or who. And I also want to be able to explore other venues as well.

So definitely... Well, it's definitely, you know, the crossover thing is much more common. You know, it is an entry into the public imagination

of an adult performer, a.k.a. porn star. For sure. Yeah. Okay.

Well, welcome. Well, you know, this show is part of the rite of passage into all of that. Right, Sin? Yeah.

Okay. And having passed through this rite of passage, this canal of love many a time, we have the fabulous,

the inevitable... I actually spit that out. Not all over you. Morgan Bailey.

Hi, everybody. Yeah. What's up, Dr. Sussie? How are you? I'm glad you didn't end it with Doc.

No. You are, I'm so glad to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah.

I'm glad to see you because I knew my chic would love you. What is a chic? It's just a Saudi Arabian or any kind of Arabian. In my case, this is Saudi,

but just a very powerful man. That's interesting. But, you know, he's not here. Oh, wow.

We've got a bunch of fillies. There you go. Hi, ladies. So, what have you been up to?

I have been stripping up the United States this summer. Stripping up the United States? Stripping off? Stripping off my clothes.

I've been in a different city, or, yeah, different city every weekend for the last three months. You are beautiful and statuesque enough

that you could have an entire map of the United States on your body and strip it off. I could.

Yeah. Well, good. We have a little costume. I like the hat.

Oh, thank you. It was a quick fix. You can always please me with a hat. Yeah.

Or a strap on dildo. Wow. Where did this come from? Topco sales.

Yeah. We love Topco sales. Okay. And excuse me,

and I like this word for the harness. This is a very hip, kind of overused, but still, you know,

it's a good female word. Fierce. It vibrates, too. Oh, my God.

I think that one does the dong. The dong vibrates. Right. You can't tell there's a battery,

so you can totally pretend that it goes in here. You could use it in the shower, too. Oh, my God.

I could. It might get the stage wet to use it now in the shower. So we could put that in a Philly scene.

It would be cool, too. I've never seen a strap on scene in person, so it would be cool to see how it works. I volunteer.

We have a volunteer. I was going to ask, but I like it when we have veterans who do the work for me.

I don't know if I've ever seen anyone. Yeah, yeah. You want to see how this works? Do you want to kind of...

Do you want to put it on her? I have no idea how it works. You don't have an idea? She's never seen one or never used one.

I've never used one or both. I haven't even touched one except at the stores, but I would be down to use one. Maybe not today.

Maybe not today. I'm a little shy. No. Well, we need, I think, someone to put it on,

and that's going to be Sin. Open it up. It's got that packaging. I was going to ask for someone to open it up for me.

Help me out here. I need an opener. We need scissors. Wait a second.

You should have. We just needed a little muscle. Stronger than I. Okay, something fell.

The vibration. That's key. That's key. I don't know if I should get down on my knees.

Thank you, Alex, for doing that, risking someone would mistake you for a horse. When I know you're not a Philly's fan, you're an Orioles fan.

Anyway. Okay, we have this now, and then there's this. This one's a little more tricky though.

No, maybe not. This is for people in a hurry, people in a hotel room without a scissors. That's awesome.

Is that for people in a... I always get hurt opening stupid packaging. People that don't have a scissors. This is Topco, right?

Yes, they were really cool. Are they one of your sponsors? We work with them. Dion actually went to school with the owner of Topco.

They were in school together, and Scott from Topco was always in math and all those geeky classes.

Well, Dion was the cool guy revving his engine, but they're still friends. So it's really neat.

Is Dion listening tonight? I think so, yes. He should call in, because you keep talking about him.

Once you buzz him and tell him to give us a call and say hello, he's like the spirit of Philly film. If anyone met him,

you would love him. Ms. Sin. Uh-oh. You want to give it to me?

I have a feeling you want me to go over there. Yeah, because there's better lighting. We're going to have to talk about something else while I try to get it set up.

Talk about something else? That's going to take me quite a few minutes, too. I have other guests, believe it or not. That has to be organized.

You got it. Can you move all that plastic stuff out of the way? Packaging, I hate packaging. We do not need the packaging.

We are done with the packaging. It's very nice. We appreciate the fierce cyber skin, passionate vibrating strap-on.

Apparently they trademarked the cyber skin thing. They created it, invented it, and Topco owned cyber skin, which feels real, I guess.

It's close. It's kind of close. All right, here's Sin Sage putting on her strap-on.

I think it's going to be easier than you imagine. All right, so one of you ladies want to hop in here, the one who likes horses. Okay, come on.

It's a kid in our love. Come on. So, in the day, I work at the offices of Philly Films,

and I have my blog, which is Ice Cream Garbage, and she's one of my garbage girls. She's my main artist. She's an animator.

She draws cartoons. Oh, really? Oh, she's right behind you. Oh, she's coming up here.

You're just standing here and looking pretty, darling. I was going to have you sit there, but that's okay. You don't know?

She likes exploring. It's all right. She loves penguins. It's kind of scary.

Okay, let's get this microphone here. She likes bestiality, too. Okay, so you are the bestiality fan? Or the one...

You see, horses are certainly a sexual fantasy item, aren't they? Not for me. Exactly. It's a fetish. Is a pony, isn't it underage?

Like, how do you know a pony or a horse is old enough? Oh, no, you have to be 18. You can't do ponies. We're not talking about human ponies here.

You can't do ponies. You can't do ponies. Somebody died doing a horse. Okay, my horse has left me.

She's in a stable here. Well, no. For me, the eroticism of horses is the fantasy, as well as riding.

Actually, riding horses turns me on. You get your legs apart. I mean, it can hurt a lot, but so can good sex. And you're bouncing a lot.

And you're riding the horse. And have you ever ridden bearback with a sex partner behind you? Yes. Thank you, Morgan.

Is that one of the hottest things in nature? Feel the horse just... You know, the big muscular body, the horse between your legs. That hair up in your ass.

Never on a horse just bearback. Sweaty. You'd like it, honey. But I did it with another man.

Before you. You didn't tell me about that. It doesn't count. None of it really counts.

I think it all counts, honey. Not just on the bell. Okay, so now we have We're ready here.

Okay. Okay, you got the microphone. Morgan, move your mic down a little bit. Alright, so...

What's your name? Arlo. Arlo? Okay, and you do have a very cute little dress on there.

Thank you. Very, very nice. And let me ask you, what is your horse fantasy or horse experience?

Don't lie. I like to show my friend's videos of Mr. Hands. I think he's my favorite, even though he died from having horse sex.

But his legacy still lives on online. See, I'm not into that. But, yeah, I mean, you know, I do feel your soulful appreciation of his passion.

Thank you. He said it with a straight face, too. Okay. She's serious.

Yeah. She makes, she tries to surprise me with these videos and I'm like, I'm watching an anal scene at work.

You know, I'm like, I don't want to fucking see your Mr. Zoo or whatever he's called Mr. Hands. He shouldn't be called Philly Films then.

I know, right? Alright, so, how are we doing with this thing? Okay, she's got it.

She's getting it together. Alright. So in the meantime, let's see. So, you know who introduced me to you, Sheena?

Panty boy. Pornstar fan. Do you know who he is? On Twitter.

Yes. You're not saying anything. You're quiet. Because I don't communicate with him often enough.

Oh, okay. On Twitter. But I wanted to give him credit. No, it doesn't.

Because he introduced me to you. Thank you very much. And he's a big fan of the show and a big, big fan of yours.

Wow. Yeah. And being as his name's Panty Boy, he's probably wondering if you're wearing panties.

No. No. You're not wearing panties? I forgot those.

Wow. Do you want some? I have emergency panties. There's some right here too.

I have emergency panties. They're everywhere. Do you like some? Would you like some?

You have some black ones? I do. I have every color you can imagine. I hear something.

Okay. We got something going on here. It's working. We are ready.

We are ready. Can we lose the top? Can I ask your manager? Yeah.

Okay. I don't have to ask your manager. You're an independent woman. I like these.

Sin has the hottest body. It's like, I can't stop staring. I know. Her asso is my favorite.

Okay. Let's have her just walk around in front here for a moment. Sin, you have an amazing body. I want to know how you get that.

Besides your mama. Do you work out? It's the same thing. I got it from my mama.

Now, see my mom is wearing amazing panties. Do you work out a lot? I want to see your booty. It's my favorite.

Sin has amazing booty. She can make it do this thing. Sin, you make it do this thing. Make it do this thing.

Make it do this thing. Make it do this thing. Is that the... Look, look, look.

Okay. Wait a second. Teja knows the word for that. What is the word for that?

Pussy pop. Pussy pop. Pussy pop. Pop that pussy.

Pop it. Pop it. Yeah. There's another word for it.

She's like going on and off. Each time I do one of my cheeks, the vibrator in the dildo is going on and off. Wow.

Does it rub up against your clip? Almost there. You want to adjust it? I think the vibrator is more for the person receiving the dick.

I'm all about that. You're all about the person receiving the dick. I'm with a girl, it's like... The first time I saw Sin was in Dana's movie.

And Dana, it's lesbian ass worship for Philly Films and somehow, I don't know, I fell in love with Sin off of Dana's directing, like, that she was hot. No, the whole deal, like, honestly, that scene, I watched the movie. You did it with Celeste, Celeste Star. Me and Celeste, and her shooting it.

That was crazy for me. That scene was... It was fucking crazy. Yeah.

Dana's my favorite female director. Actually, I think you're my favorite director right now. Thank you. Yeah, she's amazing.

Do you want to come up here? The praise. She's lit. Dana's so hot.

Look at her, she's naturally hot. I'm scared. Oh, wait a second. I haven't done what any good hosts would do.

You should help me with this because you've done this before, the Agua shots, right? Yes. Let's all take a shot of green Agua. That was salt.

Pull out your nipples. Put some salt on it. Let someone lick your nipple. Pour some salt on your nipple.

Drink some Agua. Okay. Here we have salt. This is a special spiritual ritual at the Speakeasy.

That is based on the... Dr. Suzy, you want to move the emergency panties, please? Yes, yes. Did you get a pair?

Yes, I did. Did you put them on? Yes. Can we see?

Oh, look at this. Hey, stand up, stand up. Yep, yep. Let's have a good shot of the panties.

She didn't want to see that. Are nice. What does she got? Oh, she's got the skull.

Skull and crossbones. Oh, I'm jealous. Yeah, that's very cool. Show the skull.

Who's got the picture of the skull? Oh my gosh, she has an amazing ass. Nice ass. Wait, I want to see, I want to see.

Maybe you should come up here. Thank you. Okay. You were talking about her.

Yeah, nice ass. You have a nice ass too, Morgan. Thank you, mama. A very nice ass.

Susan? Yes. Okay. I practiced that at home.

So, a porn star fan has a question for you, Sheena. How many times do you masturbate every day? How many times? How many times do you masturbate?

Oh, she's busy. Oh, she's doing the pussy pop. Yeah, she's got it. Yeah, she's popping it.

All right, well now you've got the panties on. Do you like eating pussy? You don't need to pull the skirt down. Do you like eating pussy?

I do not call myself bi. I am bifurious. All right, so I am an alpha when it comes to bi. Maybe you should also be a silly.

Have you seen sin in action though? Yeah, you call yourself an alpha? Okay. These are the females.

Bifurious. Doing their little bonobo competition dance. You're already on my list. Bifurious.

I want to have to handle that. I like that. I like that. How many times do you masturbate a day is the question from your Twitter fan?

Oh my God. It's pretty hard. He's already assuming you do it at least once a day. Well, of course, but sometimes even when I'm in traffic,

if I'm sitting on my desk, it works. Really? Driving on the freeway for two hours. That's what I'm saying.

Sometimes in traffic, all of a sudden, random, I'm driving, I'm driving, I miss my exit because I'm too busy. Do you like to be caught? Do you like when someone sees you masturbate?

I think a couple of truckers have peered down at me in the car. I'm pretty sure they've seen me. Yeah. This is when my pants aren't exactly on.

I think it gives it away. Whoa. And are you an exhibitionist? Do you like that?

I do love to be watched. I was previously doing little webcamming shows on little swinger sites that I was on before I was over in the industry. And he wants to know, what was your first sexual experience?

Like when I lost my virginity? You mean? You know, did you pick anything? No, like when somebody first-

Ever. Before your virginity. Ever. Oh.

Well, because I was too busy fucking stuffed animals. When he was a little kid. Really? You should get up here.

I have a lot of stuffed animals. We have those. I swear to God, I used to get grounded and I used to not have a hard time about getting grounded

because I'm a stuffed animals rumor. I feel her on that. Okay, so we're going to be doing. You're a little hand-disk.

After a while I'd get the dildo and I'd strap the dildo to the side. I've done that before too. I'm good.

I've slowly done that. I've had my strap on. No, don't drink it yet. No, I was smelling it.

I like smelling it. I loved it. I finally lost my virginity. Wait, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

It wasn't until 17. I was pretty bored. That's all I was too. Oh, wow.

You're late bloomers. That's good. I made my guy wait a long time. Almost legal.

Morgan's not talking a lot. No. Morgan's a little quiet. That's true.

You guys have so much to say. I want to hear what you have to say. And so. Morgan should have two.

Here's what we do. One for Dana. You put the salt. Well, first, you have to lick the body part of your choice

on the person you choose. And somebody could do it off of the dick though. That would be fine. And then you put the salt on and then you lick up the salt.

Oh, you got to do it off somebody. And then you down your shot. Okay. Okay.

Now maybe they should come up here. Come on up here. Who's going to do it first? Dana and Cyn are going to do it.

Okay. Dana. Dana, come on up. Dana.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Here we go.

Where is my. It's worse for me. I love my producer. Tasia.

She busy if she's not busy. She should come up and help with the microphone. Tasia. If Tasia isn't busy, come up and help with the microphone.

Tasia. Okay. So now what are we going to do here? You're going to do your shot off of her.

This comes, this Tasia. Oh, just an armpit? Yeah. Lick it, lick it.

Okay. Grab the microphone and hold it up. Grab the microphone. Whoa.

That's sliding. Can we take the top off? No. The top doesn't come off.

Wow. Now we have the great sound of the vibrator. It's like perfect. Oh, she looks like she's getting an operation done.

These because I don't like them. Oh, yeah. Okay. Is there somewhere?

Oh. Here. It's right here. That's cool too.

Uh-oh. Have you guys, have you guys ever been together? Ooh. That would be hot.

It would be. Can you get some encouragement? I'm going to make it happen. All right.

I'm going to do it. All right then. She looks a little like she's getting a root canal. No, this is hot.

Right. I think so too. Well, Sin is definitely getting into that armpit. If you can do anything with an armpit,

Sin is doing it. Sin is doing whatever she can with that armpit. And she's popping that pussy. I'm going to pretend it's not an armpit.

No, I kind of like the armpit thing. I'm definitely down with the armpit. Right? Yeah.

Get it girl. Okay. Yes. Get up in that armpit.

Slap that ass. All right. She's making that armpit come alive. Oh my goodness.

She's not done, baby. No, no. Give her an armpit and she'll take a while. Here we go.

Here we go. Getting all that salt down the hat. Taking notes right now. There is something special about that armpit.

There sure is a lot of activity there. I'm digging this. How are you feeling about it, Dana? How's she doing?

Oh my gosh. Dana, how's she doing? She's so good. She's so good?

She's got you going with the armpit? Oh my God. Oh, she's getting a reaction. Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's now licking up and down the arms. What is she not good at? What is she not good at? She's just turning Dana inside out and Dana is resisting.

Well, not as much. No means yes. Now they're negotiating. There's a little negotiation going on that I think is...

Oh, it's in your stepping on my microphone wire. Lift your putt, darling. Yep, I can't hear you. Oh, there you go.

You're in the camera. Your back is in the camera. Nature takes its course, ladies. There we go.

Now nature is taking its course, which means that you guys out there have to catch up with the Yagwa. Everyone's tweeting about this.

I think they're taking twit pics or something. How's she doing? She keeps going with the armpit. She's into it.

Yeah. What's up? Oh, smacking her. Smacking her.

Oh, yeah. Rubbing that dick up against you. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah. We heard about that butt of yours. Maybe we can get those pants off. Okay, so who's doing their shots now?

Yeah, okay, over there. Wow. Yeah, what's that? Salt.

We're good. Okay. She does have an armpit fetish going on here. Sure.

We're all on. Quit dry-humping and stick it in. This is riding. Can we cut a hole in your pants so she can stick it in?

Cut a hole in her pants, yeah. Tiny, tiny. Okay, I need help. Hold the microphone.

I'm going to go over here. Okay. There's some intimacy going on here. Oh, she's now fucking her in the stomach here.

That's a belly button, honey. Well, yeah. Ooh. Gotta mix the pleasure with the pain.

I guess. Whoa. Whoa. All right.

Okay, well, that thing should have a hand for that. I guess. All right, but no, you should stay up here. You're obviously the emissary of sexual vibes.

How's your wiener doing? It's seven inches. It turns on and off. It's like a real one.

It goes on and off. Okay, so who wants to show us how it's done? I mean, at least orally. Right?

Or is that not a lesbian thing? No, it's not. I don't think it's a lesbian thing, honey. Getting fucked by one might be.

Because I have lesbian friends who are strictly lesbian and they still use toys. Well, I'm willing to go with anything. Lesbians aren't jumping up, so I'll get a...

I like to get a fucked one. Go Morgan. Oh, go Morgan. It's seven inches.

Oh, I know. Can you remove your top? Remove my top? Come on, do it.

I want to see more tattoos, come on. Yeah, right. You're right. There we go.

Strip, strip, strip. And how about your bottom? No, those are staying on tonight. I'm on my period.

Love it. Oh, you got to make it moist so it goes on easy. How's your technique? Oh, my God.

Uh-uh, I can see good from this angle. You're getting the whole thing in there. Holy smokes. She's grabbing for the balls that weren't there.

We can pretend. Grab them. I'm having phantom pain. Pay attention to the ballies.

That's so good. So that's how you do it. That is. That's how you do that.

I'm not a big fan of doing this for people. People. Come as a choir taste. Just keep forcing yourself to swallow.

So what's your technique? It's the upside down. You're going to deep throat that thing and that's how you're going to get them off.

You've got to be upside down. You've got to be upside down. Yes, I do it and I hang my head off the couch and then you can get anything.

No. What? Come on up here. I'm waiting for my other drink.

The lady needs to get a little more drunk. Love it. Make the bitching. Oh, yeah.

We know if your eyes are watering you're doing a really good job. Eyes watering is good. Morgan is hooking us up with notes.

Yes. Fuck. I am learning. How do you relax your throat muscles?

For a basic. Sometimes you want to get that little bit of throw up in there that turns into the thicker saliva.

That's like really wild thick. Those are the tacos. We're not referencing food. We're referencing thicker saliva.

Baby doll. We're not referencing food. We're not referencing food. We're referencing thicker saliva baby doll.

Not wild. Once it's in the throat then you're good to go. I'm just looking at titties now. Just relax.

You just gotta relax the muscle. Mind over matter. Wait, I'm an anal virgin. I really am.

Gotta let your mind relax to the lateral inner baby doll. It's like pooping butt. Relax. It's like pooping butt relax.

Oh my God. So everyone is talking about anal sex tonight. I've never done that. You've never done it.

Who's done it? You've done it. You have a helpful hint? How to do it?

It's an interesting feeling. Get a guide on the way I can come. Dana looks like she's feeling shocked from the armpit stuff.

I don't think smile is good. Really? I like your gauging the egg up there. Oh that's pretty big.

I mean. Yeah. That's video. Yeah, you're just posing like, you know,

your models. Morgan, I like your tits. Yes. Your tits are cute.

Let's hear it for Morgan Bailey. Okay, so now you're all revved up and ready. Yeah.

Question is who are you ready for? I want to see someone else to deep throw that big dick too. Well, okay.

We could have that or something, you know. What's your specialty, Sheena? Specialty of the house. My ass is awesome.

Well, how about you bring that ass up here? Yeah, I'm not convinced yet. I'm not convinced yet.

No, I'm not officially doing anal yet. No, you don't have to do anal. I'm not asking you to do anal. I'm asking you to bring your ass up here.

Just your ass. The rest of you can sit there, including your asshole. Your ass is coming up on stage.

What's that? No. You can take it off. No, leave it on.

I think I want to do something with her. Leave it on for a minute. Since my favorite.

I love this. But you've got to help. You should do at least a little blowjob or something.

I'm like a foyer. I like watching. Alright, so now this is Sheena Ryder. Yeah.

Sheena, what size are your tits? And this is the Sheena Ryder ass. No, I like that. I think Sin likes that.

That's okay. We should have a... No, fuck Vickies. Ask Sin. Sin's making a movie right now called

Sin's Sages A Cups. Sin's Sages A Cups. She wants girls who are... She's like, B is too big.

Beautiful. You might be too big. Those are great. Those are fantastic. Really, really nice. Sin, do you want to put her in your movie?

Absolutely. I vote for that. That's a total Philly girl. Right there. Nothing against Baltimore or other places.

But that is a total Philly girl. That's great. Okay, so now, the ass in your direction here

or something. You just rub this up against it without going in. Look at that hot ass. A little bit of action there.

Hey, baby. I love that. Solid. Solid? Do you work out?

It's all solid. Puerto Rican and Greek. Alright, that's why I'm so... I work with kinkery.

I can take a beating. Alright. Sin can give one. Yeah.

We have aftercare with me. I think I want to see Sin... I think I want to see them touch each other's butts together.

They should bump butts. Yeah, right. Bump butts together. Bump... Yes.

Now, like, face your butts together. Look at these butts. Yes, that's all. Sheena, come on.

Do some shit. Make my legs so hard. I can't. Nice.

That's hot. Oh my gosh. That is very inspiring. Is it inspiring?

Yeah, I like these two butts together. I'm almost ready to let you take the strap off. Come on Sin, I thought you were an alcove. Except I'd like to see the dip right between her cheeks.

Yeah, like that. Well, that's good too. Oh, shit. Yeah, like, yeah, there you go.

That's kind of hot. Just right between those cheeks right there. Is it in? Is it making you want anal?

The way she said it, it sounded like she wanted it. She just hasn't started yet. On camera. But in your personal life, you're all about it.

There you go. I've never seen Sin use this strap on. This is good. And she hasn't even had it for you.

This is so good. Why did you put it this way? You have the muscles that work for that. You know what, I gotta tell you.

No one, no girls really know how to use the strap on for some fucking reason. A lot of girls don't. I know how to do it.

Yes, you do, silly girl. Give it to her good. I do it like a dude. But with the body of a woman.

And that's why it's hot. Yeah, very hot. Okay, she's wailing on her. That's some of the hottest dry humping I've seen.

Aren't you grateful to that dildo? Don't you want to give it a little lick? I'm digging the titties here. The titties are beautiful.

Should we have them rub their titties together? Yeah, I hope they never do anything to their titties They both have beautiful tits. The most amazing titties.

They both have beautiful tits. For the small titty lover, the natural titty lover, just the beauty lover.

Yeah. These are beautiful. They both have gorgeous tits. Look at those pretty titties.

How do you like rubbing against each other's titties? It's fucking amazing. I didn't know what I was in for when I got here, but apparently they're making me cry at home.

This is good. I'm so going to put them in a scene together. For sure, for sure. I don't want to put them in a scene.

For sure. This is what you get when you come here. This is what you get when you come here. This is all because you sucked your dick.

This is all because you sucked your dick. What I do. It actually doesn't look so strange to me. It checks with dicks.

I feel like I'm at work or something. I like this. I'm going to put a couple more. You're dope.

You're sweet. Good time. This is your first meeting. I won't be that bad.

I'm going to hook you guys up with each other. I'm going to come on set. I can't decide to look at him. Or touch him.

Or suck him. Yeah. OK. Little salt.

I'm going to have Dana shoot these two girls. This is what's going to happen. Salt, salt, salt. Where's my salt?

I'm going to take this off now. Salty titties. Just getting in the way. Oh, yeah.

You can take it off. I already got my blood job, so that's true. Morgan gave you a good blood job. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for those tips. I can still taste you in my mouth.

But I got to say, I was skeptical about the strap on when I saw it. Yeah. It's nice.

But it's pretty good, yeah? Thank you, Tetsco. Very nice. I would use this in my personal and professional way.

Girl, I got you. If you want one, I'll hook you up. Every girl should have a dick. I agree.

Right? Every girl should have a dick. At least sometimes. I always pretend I have one.

OK. Oh, no, no, no, no. We're doing this. We're doing a shot.

I'm doing a shot of your glorious titties. Terri predicts my size. Don't touch your tits, girl. Leave them alone.

They're touching you. You need to wet them first. They're hot. I don't know how I'm going to do that.

It's a little darn. You got to lick up. Let them toot it. You got to lick it.

I'm going to lick it. Bionic tongue here. This is Cinsage. Whoa, she gave a hickey to your titties.

No, and I had, like, on there. OK. No, no, no. We'll do it on the other one.

Oops. You suck that. I got a double shot. When was that?

That way you have the clamps on the clothes. Three hours ago. Where were you? Who are you?

You're right. For which site? Live. Those webcams.

Oh, right. Speaking of clamps, I just got this speculum from the stock room. That's kind of scary. You love it.

It's kind of scary. You need more salt? Yeah. Plus, if I'm going to actually do a shot, I'm going to need a shot.

I see no liquor. Right. Yeah, I mean, we're going to get you that. But you put so much saliva in here.

Salt keeps melting. It's there. It's there. I need some help with the agua.

Producer, lady. Do you want this? Yes. Oh, OK.

Never mind. We have agua. Here we go. Uh-oh.

OK. Look it up. Yum-yum. Here we go.

I'll take the microphone. You can handle it. It is. Sorry.

Does it? Nice. All right. OK.

Now we give another good lick to these titties. Oh, she's loving those nipples. She is making love. She's giving them baby kisses.

That's since fetish, I think. That is just a sweet thing. She loves small tips. Small natural tips.

It's since things. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She certainly seems to love Sheena's titties. Just making love to those titties. She is just loving them. Mouthing them.

Sheena, how old are you? Eighteen. Eighteen. Hey baby.

You want to guess? Yes. You can guess how much you're weighing. Twenty-two.

Gotta be over twenty-one if you're drinking our agua. Well, obviously. You're twenty-two? Keep on guessing.

Twenty-three. Twenty-four. Keep on calling. Twenty-six.

1986, 1984, wait, what? I'm 28. You're both 28. I'm 26.

Shit, she didn't acquire us? What was the time? I don't know, I'm not good enough. I know, I know.

So yeah, so. All right, so can we have a full strip? Can we take off panties now? Panties now.

Hello there. Panties off? You don't have to penetrate anything. You're just so old.

I'm just penetrating. I know. Deviant. I'm not, I'm deviant.

I figure you got a, you know, last time you had a bush and we want to see what state you're, you're still in the bush state. Okay, very good.

I want to see, I want to see. Very pretty, very pretty bush. I want to see. Yeah, let's, oh yeah, Max says.

He's revived from a chemo. I'm trying to grow one. What do you use to maintain that? Like, do you just use scissors?

No, I just bought this like, this shaver that does the shaving and the trimming, but it trimmed too much off. I don't do it by the shaver.

Well, we could better advise you if we could see yours. Yeah. It's, no, I messed it up. That's what I'm saying.

I'm trying to grow something out, I mean. I fucked up. I like yours. Are you shaved or are you,

Don't laser. Can we shave? Don't ever laser. No, no, laser you're bikini shit.

Laser that shit. I say laser, that shit. Everybody's talking at once. I'm trying.

I'm smooth honey. Quiet on the set. I know, right? Okay.

I'm all about laser. Now, you are shaved. Is that right? Wait, why is she not wearing all her clothes?

You're excited. Cause you're wearing all your clothes. That's why. Okay, so I'm trying to ask a question here.

Bush is back. Bush is back. Bush is back. I love Bush.

Not Bush. Thank God. The Bush. Not yours.

The Bush. The Bush. Mini Bush. The original Bush.

So I still don't understand. Bush OG. Are you shaved? Dr. Suzy.

I'm asking a question. Okay, yes. Are you shaved? No, I'm shaved right now, yes.

Can we see? Can we see? Can we see? Show us.

Pictures, pictures, people have pictures. You wanna see mine? The Bush, yes. Let's see your Bush through the.

Suzy, Dr. Suzy got to call her. A fine landing strap. Yeah, little landing strap. I had to shave it all off

because I had my pussy kind of molded. Molded? Yeah. Ooh, that's cool.

Okay, George from Nebraska wants to know, how extreme is it? Okay, he's online too. Should we put him on?

Yeah. Let me try it. Whoa, hello, George. Hello there.

Hi, George. Hi. Hi. Don't be shy.

What's your question? Or statement? Or design? Well, I'm on my phone.

Toilet. Toilet or twilight? Toilet. It's quite hard.

Twilight's a drug. I thought it was a movie. But it sounds like toilet is a drug for George. Are we talking number one or number two?

You like toilet training, right? Morgan's ready to step in here. Like going poopies and getting your dick sucked? Yeah, the blumkin.

A blumkin. Yep, I was asked to do that. What's his name? This is George.

George, do you want to be a human toilet? Is that what you're saying? I like to be one of those. You do, don't you?

You dirty little fucker. Do you like to drink pee and eat chocolate? He likes to clean up mommy's mess. That's what he likes to do.

Ooh. Mommy's? Mommy's mess. Yeah.

He's a dirty little boy, I bet. Are you George, you're a dirty little boy? Do you like to be a dirty toilet? I do, actually.

Do you want to clean my asshole, George? Mm. Damn right. Good boy.

Uh-huh. I love it. You love it? We'll talk to him.

What would you like George to do to you? Would you like him to clean your asshole? She wants her armpits licked. God, chain on.

There's no way I would be able to keep a straight face. Sorry about way too ticklish. Oh, there's no way. Yeah, I would try.

So you've never had someone drink your pee? Not yet, no. No, but in a road trip, I will utilize his services.

God damn it. Yeah. Baby wipes. I like baby wipes.

I think the fetish here is he wants to feel like he's such a dirty scumbag that's all he's worth, really. And that's really worth it. I thought he just wanted to be needed.

No, the toilet thing is definitely humiliation. Probably at its most extreme. George says it is. George says it is.

It's confirmed, Morgan. You're on to something. You know, Morgan, you're right about George, but there are some people that are into it

for the sensuality. I have some clients like that. Yeah, I don't know what's essential about that. Shit, but, you know.

Believe it or not. Believe it or not. It's you, George, you know. Welcome to anybody.

I'll shit in your mouth. How you doing? Yeah. Hey.

There you go. I know. And he's happy about it. George, were you happy or did a pig in?

I don't think we lost him. Yeah, well, see, you've got too happy for it. I got him. Oopsies.

Way too happy. I'm sorry, if you'd like to make a call. Once that pig got into it. Well, that was a shitty call.

That was good, Max. That was good. All right, so now we have Robert. Somehow we've lost him.

You've lost everybody. Okay, oh, there I am. Hornstar fan would like Sin or Sheena to do a flexible sex position on the bed.

Both of them. Or together, a sex position on the bed. Hey, how flexible are you, Sheena? Yoga.

All right. I think I might know the one that he's talking about. My one hour massage. Flexible sex position.

Flexible. Yes. Oh, and you're gonna come in here. Who are you?

Uh-oh, ask her what she does for money. What do you do for money? What do you do for money? I am a nurse.

Oh, so. Yeah, you come sit in here. Yeah. What do you do for money?

She makes cartoons. You draw cartoons. And I love horse sex. Horse sex, right, we're back to it.

Now horse, horse. Horse, horse. Okay, so get in the horse position. Okay, off with the, can we get the dress off at least?

Dress off, yeah? We can keep it. Please. Please.

Please. Pretty please. And the nurse, nurse, nursey. She does enemas, all that stuff.

Yeah, nurses and janitors love that kind of sex. Janitors? Yeah, oh janitors. She's kinda kinky.

She's kinda kinky. Why would you work in a thing? I had never even thought about it. She's kinky, yeah, she is.

She looks all, yeah, she's kinky. You know who Annie Sprinkle is, right? I sure do. Yeah, well, when we used to, many years ago,

I published one of her first magazines, and we did a dinner with penthouse editors and all these New York types, very chic and hip. And I had blown up these huge pictures of a nurse

who had turds on his head. I love that. And turds, and it was all around the dinner table. Very appetizing?

Yeah, it was fabulous. I thought we weren't continuing to talk about shit. We're talking about New York, which is where I'm headed tomorrow.

Oh, well, shit. Lily, Kate is in there. Yeah, I'm gonna be in New York. And I'll be stripping.

Where are you gonna be stripping? Where are you stripping? Let's advertise, where are you stripping? I'll be stripping, I'm gonna tell you right now,

I'll be in Manhattan, and I will be at Jed. It's George's bathroom. I will be in George's bathroom. I'll be at Club Evolve.

Is that, no strap on? Oh, where's the strap on? Club Evolve. What's the strap on on?

Strap. Strap it on, bitch. Can I have my moment here? We're trying to find out.

Club Evolve. Club Evolve. I'm at Evolve. Where's the strap on?

That was scary. Where's the strap on? I missed it. Look at sin's body, shit.

Okay, this is now butt to butt. What is that position? This is the yoga plow position, and the pile driver position.

It's kind of like a pile driver. Friction position. All right, you guys, are you wearing panties? I am.

Can we see your panties? They're cherries. Okay, panty time. Show us.

Okay, up, up. Oh, this girl, she does kung fu. She knows kung fu. She's a little kung fu master.

Tell me, what's the cherry girl's name again? What's your name again? Arlo. Arlo does kung fu.

Arlo, Arlo, okay. Get that Justine Arlo. She's the one that wants to do kung fu. She's an artist for ice cream garbage.

And she wears cherry panties. And she draws for ice cream garbage. And I draw for you. Okay, draw something.

I love her. She could draw something for you, right? She could draw you right now. Oh, you should draw her.

Draw Dr. Suzie, Arlo. You can draw Dr. Suzie. Draw Dr. Suzie. I can't draw right now.

Yeah, you could. She's too drunk. She's shy. Okay.

I don't even have a pen. All right, this is getting more active. Draw Dr. Suzie. In here, yeah.

Plus a pen. Sure, you don't want to take those panties off? Who is that right now? Be much more fun.

There's a... She's an amazing artist. Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

Now, who's the beautiful lady in the kimono? What's your name? I'm Cynthia. Cynthia.

Also a garbage girl, also a sin garbage. Okay, and you're a nurse? Yeah, you're a nurse? I am a nurse.

You get to... What would you prescribe? You could heal these people of their problem? I love you.

You know, I don't think they have a problem. Okay. Can we see your panties? I think Cynthia likes girls.

I'm sorry. No, you're not wearing anything. Cynthia, do you like girls? I do like girls.

You do. She has a boyfriend, but she loves women. I love men, but I do love girls, too. Yeah, are you...

You friends? Hell yeah, we're friends. Have you had sex? I guess so.

Okay, so there's something going on right here. She's leaning on the microphone. Can you turn this microphone on? I'm wrapping it up.

Control complex. That's why in the alpha I don't sub to girls, I ignore the alpha. Oh, they're having a discussion about control. No way.

So you're going to get a jail-free card right now. As long as she gets us back over here, you're going to get the punishment next time. Oh, really?

I'm going to have Dana shoes for Vanessa. You two fucking each other. Good, I like that. Dana's going to make this happen.

Maybe you should let her get on top of you. See what she does. Kind of audition her, yeah. Let her sit on top.

No, Dana's going to make this even hotter than everybody's watching right now. I'll move the deadly vibrator. That was a little...

Ersat's kind of lingus there. I don't know, what was that? Was that panty licking? No, it's that...

You are your own butt. Oh, yeah. Well, if you want to use a real one, we have those. Okay, so now we have Sheena on top.

Sheena Ryder is riding Philly Girl since age.

Yep. And she is popping the pussy. No one ever takes me down. It's the first for everything.

She's with... She's with stood a lot on this show. Yeah. Normally I do, because that confirms

the alpha-ism on that one. Would you like a toy? No. I'm actually sweating balls.

I'm from the alpha-ism. You're referencing on the hurting? No. Uh-oh, she goes for the throat.

Slightly. Dana, film me this. This is going to be fun. Tribidism?

Yeah. Rub your pussy on me as though you had a dick. There you go. Act like you had a dick.

Suggestion? Without having one. Let's see, my legs don't go back as far as... Act like you have a dick.

I'm not very... Now, see, that would be easier to do with no panties on. It would. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying it would be. Your foot would get very involved. You can do it with panties on. So you do it first.

I'll do it. I'll pay. You need some instruction. You're so hot, I want to watch you do it.

Again. I understand. I'm actually like fatiguing. I like fatiguing.

All right. We'll then do a grand finale. Okay, we're going to do a grand finale because you're sweating balls.

You see any balls here? Oh, there we go. We got meatballs. Meatballs.

Spaghetti. Spaghetti. I'm going to go through before we go off. So make sure you write it off.

I'm going to ask everybody. Okay, now they got a groove going. Now they got a groove going. Uh-oh.

Oh, dancer. Hey, you'll go far. Yeah. I'm serious.

I'm not just talking out of my house. Okay, let's hear it for Sheena Ryder. I'm seriously going to have Dana Vespoli right here.

Shoot them fucking each other. There you go. Dana is going to handle. Hey, baby.

I heard that you needed to get ridden. Sheena, get in on that shit. Yeah. Touch somebody's titty.

Girl. Handle. I'm pretending your leg is my dick. It's right between my legs.

And it's my dick. Man, I have a big one. Watch the bed. I have a big fucking dick.

Watch the bed. Except you know what? I'm going to move my panties aside. It doesn't smell bad.

Yeah. What was that? So there's your big fucking dick. Okay, somebody's better be talking here,

Dr. Suzy. She's gasping. We're on radio. Should I describe it?

Dr. Suzy has pulled her panties aside. It's fucking tripping the fuck out of me. Tripping,

scissoring, you know. Damn. Tripping. Sheena should

get on. I would totally be grabbing some titties right now. She took her hat off. Dr. Suzy took her.

Oh, she put her cowboy hat off. Fuck yeah. Dr. Suzy's handling.

Pinching that nipple. Fuck yeah. Sheen loves that shit. Sheen's

totally going to yeah, she's going home tonight and handling. Okay, Dr.

We got 15 minutes. 15 minutes. 15 minutes. I think it's hot that you went to Yale.

Honestly. This is like my favorite I think that's fucking hot.

It's for me. I appreciate everyone but the Yale thing is hot. Fuck yeah. Yeah.

That's where I learned all of this. And Sex Week at Yale is coming up in February. Yeah, baby.

Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Well, here we are. Who's your microphone? Okay, so now

what else is happening out there? Okay. All right, well. Wait, we were talking earlier.

So Philly Films. Let's try a little bit more about that. You're going to be making a movie for us. So I'm working on my own film for Philly Films.

Yes. And the theme of the movie will be very, very small titties. Natural.

So my favorite tits are I mean I've got 34Bs and they're pretty amazing. I just think they're too big.

I think they're a little bit big. My favorite boobs are A, like 32 and 34A. She loves small A cups.

Oh my god, they're my favorite. Listen to her. So I'm making a movie around my fetish which happens to be very

small tits. And shooting my first scene on the 21st. Oh wait, who's got, you've got very small tits?

I do but. I would love to see them. Can we see yours? Touch the...

I do but I like animal porn, so. Thank you. You're all the same people. We're all the same people.

We're all the same people. We're all the same people. We're all the same people. Can I see your speed?

Come on up, come on up, come on up. Come on up. I won't show anyone. I'm not going to show anymore.

Right? Right. Hello, Garbage. I'm not doing anything.

Look at this little cute outfit. She's shy. Look at you. Your dress is so cute.

She loves pink one. I'm going to handle it. We have to see your little titties now. Let me see a bit for you.

Oh, they are precious. They're beautiful. This one too. Oh, beautiful.

Oh my goodness. Come on. Come on. Turn around now.

Turn around. Do you think her teeth are too small? Hold on. Oh my God.

Penguin. She has a butt too. Can we see your butt? She does kung fu.

Oh. The cherry chonies. Chonies. Don't show her your armpit.

That's like Ikea's quarious friend. Watch that. Yeah, don't show your armpit. Arlo, turn around.

No. Show your cherry. I think this is the little tittie show. Oh.

So far. And Morgan. And then there's Morgan. Nice.

Slightly artificial. All right. Oh. Wow.

Uh-oh. I hope this is what you came here for. Do it. Just handle Arlo.

Give her the armpit. You're young. You're young. You're going to have to blame this girl for bringing you and not doing anything herself.

We're not going to show anybody. You have to be a member if you want to see this. Join. Join.

That's right. Join. Your people won't join, believe me. Yeah, maybe.

Or maybe they will now. Join. You guys join. Arlo, you have the hottest bitch right now that I know touching you.

The hottest fucking chick that could be touching you is touching you right now. That is very accurate. Oh, my God. Sin.

Shit. Shit. You can't show who? Is it just me?

Is this microphone on? Yes. Okay. I think her ass is going to start talking.

Sin. This is a newbie baby right here. Whoa. Oh, she loves that.

Okay. Bank my sin. Sin handle. Speaking of which, you should all visit spanksin.com.

Spanksin. Fuck yeah. Nice. Okay.

I don't know what happened. Sin does what's up. How you doing back there? We need a report.

Dangerous wedges there. Good. Got a thumbs up. Arlo, tell the audience how you doing?

Doing great. Doing great. Okay. Sin, say just handle it.

Sin, show her some shit that's going to make her like wild. Yes. Handle. She's a newbie.

She's such a baby. Handle. Sin, you have her in your hands right now. Everybody got to quiet down.

Quiet down. We're excited. We're doing a radio show. We're excited.

I know you're excited. You're excited. Arlo seems to be the most excited of all. And Sin is now mounting her ferociously.

Yeah. Whack it. Thank you. Arlo just goes out from Z-BEC to Arlo garbage.

And whatever we whack, we also rub with the chinchilla. I want this for Christmas. The nurse knew. Or Hanukkah.

What if that's also- First-edged client dated her. Ice cream garbage is getting fucked. All right.

Dr. Soothsie. Hanukkah presents. Oh! Arlo's slapping that ass.

She knows. Push her nose. Okay. Look at her nails.

Okay, pull it down. Pull it down. Yeah. Okay.

So brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we are at the racetrack right now. And the Phillies are definitely winning. And there's a lot of bugging Broncos. And we seem to be breaking in a new foal here, I think.

Super new. Super new. I mean, has she ever done anything on camera at all? Four guys.

Four guys. Oh, but she's now backing it up. Whoa! Right.

Oh, look at this. Whoa! She's going nuts here. Okay.

Yeah. This is definitely bugging Bronco time. In the speakeasy corral. Yeah.

The Phillies are riding around the racetrack here. Yes. Whoa! Oh, yeah.

Oh, give it to her. This is total hoka-hoka. Trivatism. This is what the bonobos do.

Arlo, this is to benefit the bonobos. Yeah, that's right. Hand of ground. Peace and pleasure.

Here we go. The bonobos. Peace. Through pleasure.

The bonobo way. Was that a name? I think I just heard a name. Yeah, yeah.

Peace and pleasure. I love A-bye. Monkey. And this is what the female bonobos do.

Katrina, I love you. Hoka-hoka. Hoka-hoka. Hoka-hoka.

It's kind of hokey, but it works. Keeps the community peaceful and sexual. Because they're getting out all their violent energy by humping each other. And pulling hair.

I love that shit. Damn. Oh, yeah. Pull that hair.

Fuck yeah. Slap my ass. Pull my hair. Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah. You got to throw a little bit of fixation when you're too serious. She's really breaking in this full here. She's lucky she wasn't.

She's done. Elvis has left the building. All right. Let's do it.

Let's do it. That's full master. Yeah. I couldn't not get you.

Arlo is brilliant. Just now, babe, at all. Beautiful, Arlo. That just happened.

It was great. Pretty good? Whoa. That was so nice.

You're a fabulous girl. I just want to thank you for that. How you doing? I'm so happy right now.

That was great, huh? Wow. I think I need some water. There you go.

I got water for you right here. The thrill I was a second time. Here, here. Oh, what?

Oh, boy. I think that maybe the third girl should make that one. Was that a first for her? Or a second.

I was a first. Oh. Don't give her your number, honey. Hello, everyone.

Amazing. She almost knocked the hat right off you. Okay. Dr. Suzy.

We're going to wind up the show now. Let's find out where everybody is. At least the formal part of the show. And then we have the post-show party that we hope you all

joined us for. I will be there. All right. Maybe we'll get you to strap one on there.

Uh-oh. All right. So we want to thank Philly Films. And where can we find you?

PhillyFilms.com. ClubPhilly.com is going to be our membership site. So if you want to watch our movies, go to ClubPhilly.com. All right.

So just find out what we're doing. PhillyFilms.com. Dana Vespoli is our favorite director. And we find her right there.

Right here. Okay. Dana Vespoli will tell you where you can find her. Tell me where we can find you.

There. And Ms. Dana Vespoli.com. Amazing, beautiful woman. She's into the arts, which totally makes me even more into her.

Like even her tattoos are, I've looked at her tattoos. She doesn't know this. I've looked at her tattoos and written it down and Google that shit. But we are winding up.

So we're going to have to look at her tattoos in the post-show. I know. So now, Sin Sage, the fabulous Sin Sage. She's going to be shooting for us.

Another great appearance on the Dr. Susan Block show. Thank you, Sin. Heck yes. Yeah.

So we find you at PhillyFilms. Well, basically you can find me if you're into my ass or spanking at all in any sense or sexy girl, girl type stuff. Spanksin.com, spanksin.com.

Also, I will be directing a movie for PhillyFilms as I said. Yeah. Dana's going to shoot it. Does that mean you're not in it?

You're just directing it? No. She's going to be in it too though. There are going to be four scenes in the movie.

I'm going to be in two of the scenes. All right. Even though I feel that my boobs are a little bit too big for this particular. Which is funny.

I love her too. They're just so crazy perky. They're awesome. They're beautiful.

I love your nipples. I just, like the point of the movie is like really small boobs, like smaller than mine. Sin little fetish. But it's going to be hot as fuck.

So this is going to be fetishizing like the way that Dana's asked Worship Movie fetishized. Dana, so you guys have to check out Dana's shooting. Like she grabs the girl. She's awesome.

We will. I'm all into it. We'll be right in a while. We're running out of time.

I don't want to. Okay. Thanks person. Sheena Rydom Calgirl.

Ryder. Sheena Ryder. Where do we find you? Right now, websites in the making.

So just on Facebook and on Twitter. Yeah. Okay. Sheena Ryder.

I bet you could find all of us on Twitter. Definitely. Okay. And the amazing.

Oh my goodness. The magnificent Morgan Bailey. Thank you for having me back on. You can find me on my website morgan-bailey.com seven days a week.

You can also see me at club evolve in New York tomorrow at 221 East 56 between second and third from 9 to 4 a.m. We'll be getting naked with some hot trannies. Yes.

You here in LA, you can see me every Friday and Sunday at vintage industrial strip. I'll be home in November through January. So come out and let's get naked.

All right. What's your plan? Morgan triple X Bailey. Thank you very much for asking.

And then we have Arlo. Are you on Twitter? Where do we find Arlo? Because we're all going to want to find Arlo.

Arlo is amazing. Arlo has made her debut here on the Dr. Susan block show. And we're going to close up the broadcast, but we're going to keep shooting.

We're going to keep going. We're going to keep playing in the after party. But in the meantime, I want you to be good. I want you to be happy.

Happy happy. I want you to practice hoca hoca or a fuck a fuck a or whatever you want or whatever you care with your fillies but not with actual horses.

Okay. Because that's illegal. And dangerous as well. Although riding horses while having sex, we're all for that.

But and with all due respect to Arlo, we're not encouraging animal sex here. But but we love you and and we love the bonobos. We don't have sex with them, but we watch them.

Okay. And we are inspired by them because they do that hoca hoca. That try bad in order to maintain peace in their communities.

The females get together and they kind of fall in love with each other so that if ever a male gets out of line, they whack him. Good.

And then they fuck him as well. So he feels good. Anyway, we should send them some strap-ons. Yeah.

So Occupy Wall Street, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, Occupy our world, Occupy Los Angeles, Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy. Ride on in on your horses.

Take it back. Take it all back. Yes. This is ours.

And we've had enough of corporate strangulation. And it's non-consensual. Okay. By these overpaid stockbrokers.

So although some of our best clients are stockbrokers. We love you. Anyway. They like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you.

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