by Dr. Susan Block. For our second great Masturbation Month show of 2016, we branch off into mutual masturbation as well as fornication, a Biblically loaded word for copulation, more commonly called “partner sex,” assuming sexual positions of all sorts, from simple “Missionary” to “Spoon and Fork,” “Standing Wheelbarrow,” “Flying Circus” and the “Double Decker Plus.”

By Dr. Susan Block Bonoboville sparkles with the spirit of Xmas, the heat of Sexmas, the wonders of Winter Solstice and the carnivalesque carnalities and unexpected upheavals of Saturnalia, as friends, lovers, sexperts and sexpots gather together to share stimulating ideas, good vibes, deep emotions and delicious bodies, celebrating the erotic fecundity of life in the dead of winter. Not that the chilly season ever gets too harsh in sunny So Cal, but still, Baby It’s Cold Outside!

By Dr. Susan Block This very special DrSuzy.Tv show launches the widely anticipated new collaborative manifesto for the burgeoning ecosexual movement, Ecosexuality: When Nature Inspires the Arts of Love. Like the book itself, the show is a sumptuous feast of inspirational stories and challenging ideas about love, ecology, sex and sustainability—topped off (in the case of the show) with a delicious dessert of “Bonoboville Communion,” #FreetheNipple fun and an orgasmic after-party Sybian ride. My featured guest in-studio is Ecosexuality’s co-editor, the dazzling Dr. SerenaGaia Anderlini D’onofrio, a distinguished professor of humanities at the University of Puerto Rico and a pioneer with this rapidly growing worldwide movement connecting art, eroticism and environmental activism in myriad ways—both personal and political. In the first part of the program, Dr. SerenaGaia discusses the work, philosophies and fertile collaborations that led to the book’s creation. Then the esteemed professor delights us with how physically open she is—unlike so many other, stuffier academics who have promoted books on my broadcast bed—as she generously and joyously participates in our nipple-freeing rites and bonoboësque pleasures.

It’s my darling prime mate Capt’n Max’s biggest birthday bash yet, a rousing re-opening of the “Speakeasy” at Bonoboville in West LA, a slightly bumpy-but-über-fun first live broadcast from the new studios and an exuberant, orgasmic and fiery launch for The Bonobo Way – FREE on Kindle November 12-15! And no, you needn’t have a Kindle to take advantage; you can download a free Kindle app so you can read it on any smartphone, iThing, tablet or computer. Note: if you’re one of the fine folks who bought, received or wrangled a signed first edition print copy, you should still get the Free Kindle anyway because that’s where you’ll see the amazing full-color photos of both bonobo and human apes in action

Freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac. But restraint is a close second. So it is with great pleasure (and a little bit of pain) that we celebrate the triumphal 20th anniversary of the Den of Iniquity, world-famous bi-coastal BDSM parlor(s) of consensual horror(s), on DrSuzy.Tv. If you love female domination, leather, fetish or fantasy, you really ought to RSVP for the biggest, baddest BDSM event of the season this Saturday night at DOILA, or at DOINY for the Saturday after that. With a party on each coast, you have no excuse not to go and have your world rocked.

With the U.S. Senate Intelligence torture report’s description of the CIA’s über-nasty anal food rapes still upsetting our stomachs, we seek an antidote in a little consensual BDSM. Since the CIA’s quasi-secret Sexual Torture and Degradation Department’s “enhanced interrogation techniques” (EIT) were not only vile but resoundingly ineffective, they continued for two basic reasons—from which all lame excuses spring: 1) Sadistic Glee. You can see it in Dick Cheney’s sneer, and 2) “Hubristic Incompetence” (as defined by David Owen). For that, just look at the other chickenhawk pussy named Bush.

Not that we’ve turned into helplessly sex-addicted stalkers or anything, but this show is obsessed with obsession… with Kelsey Obsession that is. In fact, we spend almost the whole live broadcast communing with this adorable fetish phenom and her amiable hubby Terry, exploring her uniquely kinky films, unraveling her erotic desires and peering up her oh-so articulate anus. Indeed, Kelsey has many talents and skills, including a master’s degree which she employs as her other alter ego, sexuality instructor “Kelsey Education.” But in her naughtier secret identity as Kelsey Obsession, the star of her fetish films and the object of her fans’ obsessive cravings, she is an exceedingly anal gal specializing in the not-for-everybody niche market of the “fart fetish” (thus the anal articulation). In fact, Ms. Obsession is pretty much the Farting Queen of the Internet, as we see in a very explicit clip in which she plays a teacher who farts into the face of her eager-to-please student/slave (convincingly played by Terry) as he licks and sniffs his sultry instructor’s loudly trumpeting anus in the hope of receiving a better grade. We’re betting he gets an “A” for his anal efforts as he asphyxiates her ass aromatics until “fart particles” (farticles?) have surely coated his lungs.

We don’t realize it’s the Wiccan harvesting holiday of Lammas (Anglo Saxon: “loaf-mass”), a.k.a. Lughnasadh, until the last third of the show when sultry Cici the Wicked Wiccan Witch informs us as she strips down to nothing but her slave bracelets and lip gloss to perform Bonoboville Communion in honor of Lugh the Celtic god of corn and craftiness. But in retrospect, this whole show is a fitting celebration of the Wiccan “feast of the first fruits,” as the gals and guys of Bonoboville taste the fruits of each other’s nipples and toast the fruitage of our new social media site (inspired by the real bonobos). We’re still in beta, but getting’ bettah!