Summer Solstice 2012

Full transcript of Summer Solstice 2012 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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My Oberon What visions I have seen Me thinks I was

in amour Ah Are you sure we are awake? I feel I am still dreaming a mid-summer nights But since I'm at the speakeasy

It must be a mid-summer nights wet dream brothers and sisters lovers and sinner

fairy queens and asses professors and point stars Bacchantes and fool

all you children of sex and Yes, we are all children of sex with a capital X We may or may not be children of God

We may or may not be children of Jesus Allah Shakespeare or The goddess of the forest

But One thing we do know Until we start cloning ourselves. We are all children of sex

With a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen, can I hear an a-women I Want to welcome you to a Midsummer nights wet dream

Yes, happy summer solstice. It's the honeymoon if you're listening to us live on Radio Susie one on the worldwide web worldwide revolution worldwide sexual revelation in your hard drive baby

so yes, it is the summer solstice and We are celebrating with a little tribute to The Bard a mid-summer nights Wet dream it will be and

I am the irreverent doctor Susan block of course Your servant your mistress of the airwaves your fairy queen, Titania in love With an ass

Where's my husband? Oh, no The ass the beautiful fabulous ass is the theme of

Shakespeare's original play It's summer nights dream Yes The ass is a love object as you might imagine because

Aren't asses just marvelous unlovable In and spankable. Yes very much so in a Midsummer nights dream of course the ass comes up a few times, but

mainly as the Actor Nick bottom Who's of course name right away tells you he's a bit of an ass

He is turned into an Actual ass well a jackass you might say a donkey, right like My friend here who is really

much more of a Beautiful steed. I think this is master Liam's horse from Bali, but it's the closest thing. We have to An ass I mean a donkey Here at the speakeasy and it is rather well hung as you can see

Think it needs a condom though Yes, as I imagine in Shakespeare's play a Midsummer nights dream, I imagine that bottom was well hung I mean Otherwise aside from some magic juice in her eyes. Why would the fairy queen Titanic have fallen in love with him as she does?

Because he's hung Like a donkey I guess well, I don't think he's hung like an ass you can't be hung like an ass so Anyway, we're gonna venture further into the

enchanted forest that we have here Just like in Shakespeare's play and I'd like to just have a hand brothers and sisters for my puck my sweet producer Tasia Souter who built our enchanted forest

with the help of some other bonobos and Yes, it is quite a forest. I mean it's kind of a mixture of the English forest that Shakespeare imagined mixed up with the sort of fairy forest that that is in the

Is in the play and and all these bonobos of course make it like the the rainforest You know, so it's a mixture that the Congolese rainforest because of course you don't have bonobos in in England right or

Athens which is where a mid-summer night's dream takes place. So anyway, so so I'm excited to have the devil pan over there and all these beautiful Bacontes and fairies over here and a fool

The fool is supposed to be the wise man in the Queen's court of course Hmm, that's a little bit of responsibility. All right So introducing some of the lovely fairy princesses first we have Daisy Cruz. Hello. Hello Daisy. Welcome. Thank you to the Dr. Susan Block show. Well, you look very sparkly

Thank you, and you have wings. Yes. Yes. Have you had them a long time? I just got them tonight. So welcome to the enchanted forest of the Dr. Susan Block show. You look just just Heavenly you do. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Do you have fairy blood? Yes, you do. Yes, explain that. I just barely received my wings tonight

You did but I had fairy blood in me for a while. Right receiving your wings kind of like the Air Force I mean and now you're ready to fly. Yes You feel like you have fairy blood and is that mean like wild? I mean, it's it's a dream that we're in. This is a fantasy

So do you dream of flying or being a fairy or something like that? Yeah, definitely Yeah, is there sex involved? Yes. Yes. Wild fairy sex. Wild fairy sex. What is fairy sex like? Um, a lot of sparkles involved. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wings sparkles Beating of wings. You could do it in the air, I guess. Yeah, I imagine you could probably fuck in the air

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Have you ever done that join the Myle High Club? No, I want to do not tonight though We're in the forest Staying here, but you have wings. Who knows and we have a trapeze. You know you ever been on the trapeze No, oh stuff to do ever been on this the Sybian

Yes, there's a way to fly Okay how about The hobby horse here that well

I've been on a hobby horse, but only as a young girl as a young girl. Uh-huh. You say that You could be Lady Godiva with that long hair if we're you know naked on the horse There you go. What do you think? Something to do something to do think about that while I introduce this you look you look very Grecian and Avalon is sort of a

mythical place Catalina Island. Yes. Yes, and you kind of look like Helena or Hermiah One of the the the ladies that runs around in the forest, you know causing trouble and making men fall in love with her and Just rolling around in the leaves with fairies sounds familiar. Yeah, not too off base

Yeah, yeah, so so this is very this is like a a toga or what is this? You know, I think it's a tunic a tune. I think that that's what I would call it Okay, a tunic very nice. You want to stand up and show this? Yeah, let's see. Let's see the tunic. Uh-huh Yes, very very very Grecian is you already had that or did you know?

You've got it for tonight get on the microphone. I did. Yes. Yeah, and you're crown of mulberries and That's just so summer solstice. I made it tonight. Really? Wow Well, you don't have enough hair to be Lady Godiva, but have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yes, I have and it's Incredible, right, right. Okay. Well not lately. You haven't ridden one lately. No, it's been quite some time, but

Okay, well, that's one way to fly and you don't have wings we can change. Yeah, okay All right, and now I have a new fairy here. This is Lacey Lawless and You've earned your wings

Very recently very recently talking to the microphone like you're giving it head. Yes Mmm. All right. Yeah, don't lick it though. Yeah, because then we'd have to call the tech guy from the Achanan forest But yeah, but you look great. Yeah, I like it. I like this. You had a whole different look before when you walked in You came here with King James. Yeah

Yeah, one of my managers and awesome guy. Yeah, so you're a porn star Absolutely For myself as a mattress actress. Oh, yeah, and you are inspired by Lucy Lawless Absolutely, who isn't I exactly she's just a tough strong sexy woman

She is you'd see her like in the forest is Hippolyta Queen of the Amazons She's in the play. She doesn't have very many lines though because I think she's too strong a woman maybe for Shakespeare to give a lot of lines to but Damn men. I don't know. She doesn't have hardly any lines Hippolyta, you know and these he is kind of

Beater and that's why she's marrying him. It's a little weird. There's a lot of weirdness going on But there's asses all through. Oh really? Uh-huh. Uh-huh So how do you feel about asses? You know sometimes a little smelly, but mm-hmm. Well, you were the one that mentioned spanking when I brought up asses, right?

So you like a spanking? I love them. You love a spanking Wow You know, I think you could be spanked on the horse. What do you think? I think that sounds awesome. Okay? We'll think about that. I'm trying to introduce everybody, but plant ideas

Right. Okay. So now We have the lovely Jazlyn Lee Hi, Jazlyn. Hi, Jazlyn is combining the sort of Grecian

tunic look because of course a Midsummer Night's Dream takes place in Athens I think these porn stars are doing a Midsummer Night's Dream better than you know Shakespeare on Avon or something. I mean, this is pretty good here. Okay. So and you got the wings You got the wings for the fairy thing, right? Okay. Yeah, and you're a you're new to porn

You're brand new. Yeah, how new? I love it brand new. I'm actually four months then Four months. Yeah. What made you decide to be a porn star? Oh my goodness. It's a long story, but um Give us the condensed Shakespeare version. You know, just like you know I love myself every day more and I just love the attention

Attention. Yeah, I just love it. I love it. Yeah, of course. Wow. Okay. I love to see those hard cocks Get harder and harder. Wow. You're already getting my my my jackass Of course he's hard. He had to be Definitely now I now you've made another kind of a change besides from civilian to porn star

I guess it's a change or what? What is that? Change for I mean your transsexual TS so how did that change is that a change that has evolved over many years or a sudden? No, it's evolved for about four years now and I've been

Loving every moment of it. Yeah. Yeah, was it something that you thought about for a while? No, it was something that I was just in me was in you Yeah, I mean I've always loved myself. So it's like I couldn't love myself anymore if I didn't do it now You couldn't love yourself anymore than you do right now. Yeah. Oh, I don't know about that. I

Think you could love yourself even more. I think so too. Yeah, so it's just about going for it And you know the right sex toys Okay, and you're gonna love them, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, welcome and for us

So here we have Mickey mouse If he knew I was here, he'd kill me Mickey Mouse knows he would kill you got ears. That's I got ears. Yeah, and this is Darryl Darryl, right who?

You've been here before but not in the hot seat. No, no, I was here for your birthday party Yeah, invite me the end of my birthday party. Yes, it's the orgy on the bed. Yes, I did Yeah, yeah, that was that was a mistake of mine. I had a show so we have another mistake if yours caught on tape At this point I don't care. I'm a comic so what can they say if they see me running down the street but naked

Right, right. After all, what is the usual hashtag on your Twitter vodka time? Well, we'll have to do Agua time we're in the Enchanted Forest you see and It's Agua time here because well, it's green sweet

Agua time So sweet. Yes. Yes, very sweet And and I should you know offer drinks to my guests. I suppose But it's a little early. It's a little early in the in the show. Maybe I should get somebody up here, huh?

Who would like to Get up on the horse and be Lady Titania a.k.a. Lady Godiva, I could see Daisy Yes, yes. Yes, Daisy. Did you introduce Daisy? We didn't have Daisy model her out to Susie. What did you introduce our Skype guest? Oh

No, no, that's right. And also is what does Darrell do is he in the Darrell is is Mickey Mouse? No, Darrell's a comedian very funny one. Yes. Yes. Say something funny Darrell, please. I Think my dick is too small to be I didn't say something true

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just I just took a cheap shot. Okay. Okay, the night is young and Well, these things must be discovered. We're in the Enchanted Forest So let me talk to my Skype guest. Yes. No She's not there right now. So Max

You're dreaming you're having a wet dream I'm having a vodka actually Hashtag Wackentown, okay, so back to what I was gonna do which is introduce the lovely Daisy as

as a fairy first with her beautiful sparkle dress here here she goes Daisy Cruz is Modeling wings, right?

So who's so you model and let the photographers take pictures of you as you walk while I quiz my guess as to who actually is Familiar with a mid-summer night's dream She's looking straight at me like like the teacher used to look in everywhere But you just you know, you're like one of the characters there

Mickey Mouse was a kid Mickey Mouse Yes, in a way in a way another character with ears who's a comedian Guess He's he's he's got big ears and

Then they get bigger and longer the donkey the jackass Eddie Murphy well, I Don't know did Eddie Murphy play? I mean Eddie Murphy played That's like the different fairy tale here

Yeah, but it's similar he's he's he's He's the weaver Nick bottom. Oh, it got it turned into that guy that turns into that, right? He's the actor that plays he wants to play everything, right, okay, and it's a very complicated script actually But you know, that's part of the fun of it, right?

Okay, so okay, but you don't remember that what do you remember about a mid-summer night's dream? Okay, okay. Go for it. All right It's two couples and yeah They spread some shit on their eyes

And then what if the first thing that that they look at they fall in love with and the one dude falls in love with the Donkey because he looks at the donkey first the dude falls in love with the donkey, which is Eddie Murphy That's just like his mid-summer night's wet dream is about look. I like donkeys. Okay, cool We're supposed to be having you walk up here. You're walking up here and on the way so and then

The other couple the other couple takes mushrooms Yeah, they fall asleep and they have this wild-ass dream with sprites and angels yeah porn stars And then they wake up in two of them in love one of them's a donkey And I don't know what the fuck happens to the third guy, but okay

It's not a tragedy. That's kind of close. No, it's a comedy. Yes, and it shakes beer Certainly, it's not a tragedy that we now have Daisy Cruz up on the stage and This is our donkey, right so don't be too rambunctious on him, but right Yes, mm-hmm very nice. Yeah, you could ride him like that. Yeah, okay

Yeah Daisy Cruz, okay, who's helping me out up here. I need somebody to get the microphone Anybody helping me out here? Guess not coming up coming up coming up

Yes, helper Okay, so We have Daisy Cruz on the horse and okay Who else remembers something from a mid-summer night stream don't hurt the microphone. Yeah, okay after you finish posing

I think everyone here is bottom the weaver bottom just can't get enough of the limelight By the way, that's the color of my nail polish and I Don't know about the stand you think

Maybe It's a little it's it's in front of her then in front of her beautiful self Okay, right there now. It's in front of his dick behind his dick Yeah, it is a little gay like there's two

Okay Okay, so you could ride it a little bit. Yeah, that's it. Have you ever ridden a horse before Daisy? Yes You have Really? Yeah, do you enjoy that? I do except for like my ask and sore afterwards. That's the theme of the ass

Can we show the ass so that we have more of an ass theme here? Yeah, that that's a very ongoing theme in in a mid-summer night's dream and Panty boy will enjoy knowing that you are wearing very nice sexy panties black Uh-huh sheer black panties riding up your ass. It is a theme

Right because bottom the weaver right what? He's turned into an ass. He turned to us. Yes. Yeah, Nick bottom Nick bottom. Yes turns into a very good I was good when I was when I was not sleeping. I was good in school. Yeah

Well, actually, this is a play about sleeping Ship to sleep for chance to dream it is it's about dreams and fantasies Do you ever have a fantasy about a horse like? No, not having sex

Some guys well People have horse fantasies, right people, you know. Yeah. Yeah, actually Tasia has horse Fucking you know Dr. Susie. Yes, I heard my name. Oh, no, I just said I like female horses

You like female horses? Really better than sheep, honey Then sheep. No, I don't yeah sheep are nice, but Female horses a nice big female horse. Yeah

Too tight for him It's a lot of room for you babe. Yeah Well, this is a male horse because he's got a big silver dick Are those missiles loaded

Absolutely, so How how's he feeling? He feels pretty good. Yeah, he's not as big as that horse that made your ass hurt. No He's not making my ass hurt. No, no, no, I was gonna say that I had sex On a horse not with the horse. Really? No, right with a guy

Behind me. We were riding double On the horse. It's very romantic But I it also hurt my ass Oh, yeah, and and this bone right here. Yeah, right right in the right in the pelvic area

So it's uh, it's kind of sexy But it would be even sexier if you if you were the lady Godiva, you know, you want to do a strip tease How like on the horse? That might be difficult. That would be pretty difficult. You could get off the horse gracefully

I could hold the horse as you dismount. There you go dismount That's it. Here she is brothers and sisters daisy cruise And she's going to attempt to take off her dress without taking off the wings. No, she is taking off the wings Okay, and here's music for you. Okay, so you can spin around as you take off your wings. That's it

There she goes daisy cruise And she is Disrobing showing off her beautiful body And she looks hot and look at that beautiful long hair. Oh, yeah

It's almost Lady Godiva like here's those sexy panties coming down We have extra panties for you by the way if you want, but you should take those off to be Lady Godiva If she is Lady Godiva Beautiful riding her horse. Let's hear it for sister daisy cruise

Yeah, and her ass a recurring theme in a mid-summer night's dream And I think it's already becoming a wet dream wouldn't you say? Right. Very nice. Very nice. Okay, so now you need to you know mount the horse Yeah, get on that horse. Okay

So now you're Lady Godiva There you go. Okay, so now you could ride it a little bit. You want me to move it for you? Yeah, okay, you can just So I'll hold this so you can just experience the ride

Through the enchanted forest on your steed You know riding for the people to demonstrate to your husband

Something or other I forget what Lady Godiva was demonstrating, but it was some political point And uh, and and she did so by being naked somehow that made the point And we forget totally what the point was We just remember that she was naked and

Looked great. It had a lot more hair than you do. Obviously. You're not covering anything here, but that's cool No, no, no, no, you don't have to cover anything. No, no, you're great covering something. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's good Lady Godiva. All right, let's hear it for uh, sister daisy cruise Ride the ass

Yes Okay, well you keep riding, you know and you can hold the microphone now And I'm going to see what I can ferret out of the rest of my audience So what what were we saying? We knew about about shakespeare's a mid-summer night's dream

Anybody else knows something from it? You obviously knew something. You knew it was a grecian thing You got all greaked out. Well, another reference to the ass Right And the ass is connected to the horse. That was good. Okay. It was okay. You know

ongoing ass theme So, uh, did you read it when you were in school? I didn't you did not we read a little bit of shakespeare in the 11th grade, but it was not a mid-summer night's What did you read your member? It was, um

And And no, not antigone. That was yeah, that was that's sapphicles. Okay. Yeah, sapphicles. That's that's what we read in 10th grade. Uh the taming of the shrew taming the shrew that shakespeare. Yes, right. Yes, okay Well taming of the shrew

And that reminds us of spanking, right? Yes, are you a bit of a shrew or are you a good girl? I don't like labels What do you like? How would you describe yourself?

That's a very good question. I would say I'm An old soul I am a kinkster. I am A lady

In the street a freak in the sheets perhaps a little a lady in the street Really, but I mean aren't you a porn star or not? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a porn star Yeah, what are you doing in the street? Okay, well, you know as they say it'll frighten the horses, right? So, okay, you don't want to do that

Okay, right, right. Okay, but you know porn stars are practically in the street. They're public. Anyway, it is public But you could be a lady porn star, you know, well, I mean I'm not a man, but True, but I public pubic Yes

All right, so where are you from? I'm from Los Angeles born and raised really third generation Where do you live? I mean not your address. I you don't want my address tonight. Are you a valley girl? Yeah, I'm a valley girl Awesome. Thank you. Thank you. I'm very proud Well, you know, you're a valley girl and and you did what valley girls often do best

You you knew you're gonna be on the show and you went shopping. Yes It's a very jappy thing to do with me too. You did good. You did good. Thank you. Dr So you're a jab Jewish American princess. You are a Jewish American princess really

So, you know, that's that's it. I mean, there are a few Jewish American porn stars. That's another term for Jap. Yeah, Japs. I guess Jewish American porn star. Yeah, like Joanna Angel. She's one Nina Hartley Yeah, Annie sprinkle right old one, but one she's incredible. Yeah, she's an artist, you know, my husband Published her first magazines really which by the way brothers and sisters are now available in Richardson magazine

max a million Rudolph leblavitch d. Lubkovitz d. Phil and Jerry. Are you there? Oh, yes. I'm right here Yes, yes Richardson magazine did a 14 page spread on max's magazines. Yes. I'm wonderful me Yes, and wonderful you as well. And the revolution

Yes shirtless and yeah, and I put a lot of uh A lot of I put a lot of Naked breasts on this on every corner of the streets of Los Angeles

That's right. And then they arrested me You did 23 times Good boy Well, anyway, you uh, you are certainly, uh, honored

And so go out and get a copy of Richardson magazine But you know, I don't think you can get it on just any newsstand I think you have to go to an art gallery or something art gallery or go to Richardson magazine online Yeah, you you could do that. You could do that. It's a piece of history

I think he charges a lot of money when yes making erotica really was revolutionary Now it's just Living right making erotica. I mean it's just part of life. Isn't it jaslin? It's just part of growing up. Huh? You just became 21 and it's time to make erotica, isn't it?

Yeah I do a little bit of research not much But yeah, yeah Yeah, so, uh, so 21 with the drink now, right?

Leely, what are what? Oh, you're able to drink. Yes. Oh, well good Hashtag Right Okay, well, maybe we should do some of these, uh, agua shots because these are

Are they drinking? You're right about that moment in a mid-summer night stream Actually, it's a few moments where, uh, fairy juice is applied to the eyelids of several characters Including the queen titania

As well as, uh, a couple of the lovers And they fall in love in a mixed up way, you know, and uh, and our fairy juice Is, uh, is this Right, agua

Fairy juice And uh, and we have a ritual for for drinking it. Okay, and is anybody here under 21 Nobody under 21. Okay. Wow. That's unusual. We've we've had a lot of under 21 If you're under 21, you can only smoke dope. Okay, so can you

Well, okay Well, kameron said the weather has gotten bad. Why don't you get the the stuff ready here? The the, uh, the agua shots ready and I will just, uh, Give kameron's, um, excuse

This is like a class in shakespeare And one of the students is missing and, uh, she is playing hooky and she's probably getting laid and the, uh She says the weather is getting bad. The internet stopped working at her hotel. Okay, kameron. Well, maybe next week. Okay, so Really more more time for us

To be us. Okay, so I keep thinking is why does eddie murphy get on the go? Like she's riding a donkey. Yeah, and that's like I just keep thinking eddie gets everything like she's riding a donkey And I keep thinking shrek with her butt naked and shrek behind her. It's just never Well, you know, you know, if you could just if you if you had just studied your shakespeare a little better

You would understand that the donkey Is bottom Is the fool, you know, he's not a fool if he has daisy cruise riding Well, you know, that's why they say the fool is a wise man in shakespeare

Oh, okay. I'm just like, well, I guess I gotta be a bigger fool because that's fucking a sweet role That is a sweet role because he gets the fairy queen Yes, you actually I think you should put your wings on right now Just, you know, be naked with wings. I think this is a good photo op right here. Okay, so

Whoops. No, whoa. No, no, no I drink the dick. Yeah Is that how these go hey tage these go like this no, no, they're all retarded I need to follow the deck. I don't know how to put these on. Okay. She knows how to put them on my bed

All right, so I uh I'm going to now supervise the uh the suggestion of the fairy juice. Okay, so first of all This is my not Is uh is the agua it is uh agua de bolivia coco leaf herbal liqueur

It is made. Yes, you do Oh, like I was making a cock here There you go. You get a nice blue one. Oh, I love that. Yes, you get a cock. I've never had a good cock. Everybody gets a cock. All right Okay

So the uh now we have the powder and You put the powder on the body part Of someone

That you don't mind licking Really? Well, this gets you know a little friendliness going on here. I like that. I think it's like an infighting So uh it it goes on the body part of some preferably the nipple The nipple is good. Yes. Nipple is good. Yes. In fact that that outfit is perfect for revealing a nipple

Oh, you've got a broad. It's easy access. No, it's a oh, it's it's it's a built in broad Yes, very nice very nice. All right Beautiful, and I got a fancy hormone nipple. And would you like to use her nipple for a surface? Very nice. Okay

Yes, and you you should lick the nipple first and then on goes the salt Hmm, that's right and the salt. Whoops. Whoa And uh Where's my list? Where's my guest list?

Yes Oh, here we go and we're we're the the silence here was because we have everyone is concentrating on a nipple here And are they going to concentrate on my nipple? Yes. Yes. We are definitely going to do this We have to pay attention to each nipple in a very concentrated way. This is jackie avalanze nipple right now

That is being now examined thoroughly and now the fairy dust Also known as lime salt has been licked up By lacy lawless And uh, and the fairy juice has been downed very good. Okay. Now leave the tit out. It looks good like that

Right, okay, and uh, and you look very elizabethan in your little corset there purple corset and wings Yes, you do. Are you going to provide or are you going to provide who's going to provide for jack? Or if I can give you can give or receive or receive Well, I don't know. I mean I'm I should I make assignments or go ahead. Let's hear. Let's hear dr. Suzy. Okay. Okay. Uh, so I think that

We're going to get you involved by You're going to bear both breasts and they're both going to take a lick off of yours right now Okay, that's my assignment back there. Can't wait. Okay. Here we go. So this is uh, lacy lawless who's inspired by lucy of course and uh

Well, those of you who fantasize about lucy lawless bearing Her booblessness or her going brahless. I should say Here she is brahless lawless

Yeah Brahless lawless. All right. So now wet down both nipples. Okay. She's putting her fairy wings back on very good. Very good And now the lick Here we go both ladies

we have jackie avalon on one nipple and We have jaslin on the other with wings. Yes And uh, it does look very shakespearian. I mean the the girl in the middle lucy I mean lacy is wearing an elizabethan corset and uh, and jackie avalon is

All grecian looking with her wreath on her head just looking like her maya or helina And uh, jaslin. Well jaslin has wings and is a fairy Um sort of All right

What is a fairy really what what is a fairy I I want to know more about what fairy means What does fairy mean to you jaslin? Oh my god. Okay. So a fairy means A hot beautiful impeccable beauty

who just Blossomed into the that's the fairy juice talking. Yeah Absolutely a hot beautiful impeccable beauty who blossom like like a like from a caterpill like a caterpillar blossoms into a butterfly Yes, it's it's very much like a fairy the fairies are a lot like butterflies

Mm-hmm. Okay. You've kind of got the angel wings going there. Yeah, but that's cool. That's cool fairies a little angelic Yeah, I don't know. They're actually these are you know, these wings are multi-purpose All right, so you have to bear yours for such who hasn't had any you No, you did. No, you didn't

Uh, yes jackie If you say so I did I did would you like to uh, oh you did actually

Yeah, you did you had from there Well, um You could come up here. I don't think daisies had any Oh

She gets to have them fresh hormone titties. Mmm fresh hormone titties. Well, let's see the titties before they come up Oh, yes fresh hormones. So you're taking hormones. Yeah, yes And uh, and you're growing some nice titties. They're very natural They're just starting their babies

Baby titties and a training bra Well, they look very sweet. We like them. All right. Well, she might have to tell you that She but well What do you have to oh, you've got your drink there. Are you ready? Get over here

Okay Here you go With your wings And you're a very

Tobolite outfit I do I have I have fairy dust right here. I'm good like that Okay, well, you know, you're in the enchanted forest now and things fall apart Don't they actually this is uh a play about dreams and fantasies

Who wants to tell me A fantasy An erotic fantasy that they just lived out or that they want to live out Hello, I'll go. You'll go go

So I got this erotic fantasy of being trapped out in the woods in the middle of nowhere And just a cabin with a guy and uh plenty to eat for a couple days You're in a cabin with a guy And you're snowed in

And uh and you have nothing to eat except each other Oh just enough to eat for a couple days for a couple days And so does that mean you're going to go foraging for food or you're going to have sex have sex. Oh, okay Okay, uh, well cool. All right, perfect. And so it's like

It's like, uh, the prisoner of weather kind of thing Very nice Yeah, were they tasty they were cute. They're very cute. Don't don't show it any I mean, don't not show it. Whoops. You've got a little c take that on

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you should keep that down there show off your titty. Yeah, absolutely And now we have Sabrina. Oh no, we don't What who do we have I got really johnny you can call me johnny I get really excited when you talk about fantasies because I want to fuck my boss. I have my new job so bad

Oh, and I get so distracted like I can't even work because I just he'll come down and he has this like Burley-ass beard. You know how I love beard. So yeah He just comes down and I see it like out of the corner of my eye and I just like I'm already watching porn for a living and then I look over and I'm just like I want to fuck you in the supply closet right now

Does he know that he's married. Well, maybe he has an open relationship. I'm hoping yeah I mean, you don't you don't really know you don't know if he's a swinger. He's in the porn industry I think he has to know too because like he even said the other day. He was like, do I make you nervous? I was like, oh my god, that's so hot Yeah

Well now he knows because after all he subscribes to this show Duh, who doesn't right So Tell him what you want to say. Oh my god, shut up. No, I'm getting all nervous. Yeah. Yeah speak directly to me nervous

I want to oh my god, say his first name. No, I don't want to what if his wife's last name? Well, hey, he hasn't done anything So if you don't have an open relationship, it's okay I just want to sit on his face and hold on to his beard as I fucked the shit out of his mouth

On his neck nice And then I want him to spank me with the wedding ring hand and I want the ring to make an imprint on my ass Oh, yeah, that's not gonna get him in trouble I'm sure his wife won't mind to have her ring on real ass

Yeah, well, you know, I mean it's her wedding ring. I mean, what if she was part of the scene she can watch she could watch She can't she's not my type participant. No. Oh, you know her. You don't like I've seen her She could just watch she can watch film sure. Yeah sell it. Give me a piece Wow, okay, hear that. Well, maybe she has a business side. I don't know. Well, we'll see to be continued

We'll find out How this uh, how this goes, you know next time. Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to know so you look like you're in the forest Yeah, I'm like the furry funny one. I guess. Yeah Furry funny one. Did you get your agua?

Dude, where the fuck's that? I needed him a mouthpiece at. Okay. Well, you know Here's puck Teja And uh, and let's see so so everybody's ridden the Sybian. We have no Sybian virgins here. Is that correct?

You are a Sybian virgin Are you really? Yes, ma'am. Wow, and you are ah Well, okay

We're gonna have to give you both Sybian rides. Yeah, you you volunteered first So you get one, but you have to get your agua shot. Uh, oh, yeah, her kids are out. So I mean, uh, yeah That means they're free reign. Okay. Wait. No consent is sexy But I'm the one that needs to take the shot

Yeah, okay, so you you get your shot. It's time to give out adult play parlor toys Okay, everybody gets a toy You get to choose your toy to take home or we we hope you play with it here actually Okay, here we go. Oh

So we have t-rail in the house brothers and sisters And cc Yeah, t can we have a little hand? I don't have any hands. So put your hands together, please t-rail and cc

Welcome I have a seat. Well, she gets it on your lap. You know, I mean, you know, that's what laps are for, right? Right. Or you can sit on her lap, you know, okay. You should get yourself a toy Yeah, what did you get? Oh, you got a little uh, a little bullet buddy Um, like a bunny a bunny because you're such a sweet bunny

Okay, a big cock Oh Oh, uh, a nice big butt plug

Yes, yes, hold it up here. Turn this way. Hold it up. Hold it up. Yeah. Yeah, hold up the butt plug And uh, what would you like? Uh Can I get a daisy a daisy? Is there a daisy?

Are y'all not giving those out? I'll just take a butt plug or something like that If y'all ain't gonna give me daisy, I'll just take a butt plug vibrator. I'll give it somebody for christmas My mom likes that type of shit. So let's go. Okay. Don't make me reach too long. Thank you Okay, here you go

And she gets a big one. Okay, you got to use that tonight. All right, all right Sex toys, so how you doing t-rail and cc. I'm good. How are you? Yeah, good Doing wonderful. Nice to have you here. Uh, happy summer solstice. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It is the time of the honeymoon Really, the moon is honey colored and that's why we're acting crazy tonight because we're all

Muna ticks, you know, I had crazy nights. Well, okay, we do too But we come up with a different excuse every saturday night and this saturday night It's summer solstice, which is also called midsummer And so we are um, we are playing out in a very kinky way a midsummer night's dream

Well a midsummer night's wet dream with fairies and lovers

and asses, okay so So you guys, uh, you're just you're just coming through with uh with king james, I guess. Yes. Tonight. Yeah Indeed. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you got yourself an og

Mm-hmm. Yeah, take something. Wow. Thank you. This is from adult play parlor Oh, did you get your tits yet girl? Come on. Oh, give me them titties. Yeah here you got me Move this along here Okay

So what did you get? Is that bigger than you? I got a butterfly. Dr. Susie Jackie got a butterfly. So this is uh This is you know pretty strong stuff, you know, and did you get your uh, did you get your shot and your titties? Yeah, you got it all but you didn't provide your titties for anyone I need my I need to like

Liquid courage. I need my liquid courage first. Oh, okay. So let me get the booze. Got it. Yeah, right Okay, the boobs the booze and then the boobs I think is the way we do Things here sometimes But sometimes you have to provide a boob for the booze. Um, would you like to do that?

You want to do the ritual here, which is agua drinking? Uh, yeah Please yeah, of course. I don't know where any of the glasses are you might have to Oh, you got you got those. Okay. We don't have any more dicks. Yeah You got a dick right here. Oh, we got a dick right there. Okay, that's not what you didn't you didn't drink your dick

Put that dick in your own mouth ASAP That means now really really You took the dick which dick not this one that one not this one. I ain't got that much mouth. No, no, no It's the uh the shot glass. All right. Well, you guys have this. Okay, and uh, where's the agua?

We just have a little bit more. I think we have another thing here. Okay. So, you know, you know the ritual I have no idea. Oh, okay. You uh, you put the Salt on the titty lick the salt and then you drink the shot Sounds delicious. Okay. Well, she already had like a couple. Do you want one? All right. Oh, you're good

Oh, okay. Oh, but you just want her to show her titties. So Yeah, someone is going to take a shot off you It was just a question of who's going to take a shot off your tits Because we wanted to have someone take a shot off your tits. So I guess it's going to be cc

Okay, I mean no cc is the tit Cc's tits. It's jackie's mouth jackie avalan here brothers and sisters And she's sparkly from the valley very sparkly got her grecian outfit today her crown of thorns that I think cc's going to be looking at off of me though. I already had my shot

Oh Unless you want me to okay. She can lick it off of you if she takes her top down, okay Right of passage the idea. Yeah, okay. That works. Okay. And uh, did we get you some? No, uh, which is your glass? Okay, here we go

And I have a dick if you need one Wait a second that didn't come out I came out right that actually came out probably just the way you wanted it

I know i'm sneaky, but I still got my dick. You do. Yes. I see that. What would make you drink that dick Oh, i'm gonna drink it anyway because i'm an alcoholic, but i'm just saying Did you did you get your uh your salt? No, I haven't got no salt yet or anything. No, I'll lick it off my own nipple. Fuck it Oh now wait a second. I think one of the attractions lady you want to do you want to lick it off my nipple? It takes time

Yes Okay, see brothers and sisters this is how to pick up women just act sorry for yourself. Well for uh for me, it is maybe not Yeah, not everyone this only works in the enchanted forest by the way feelings are if yourself doesn't work anywhere else But in the enchanted forest

You bet The nipple motherfucker Wait, wait, wait, where's where's the microphone? You didn't ask for mine. Here we are here you hold the microphone There you go

Don't knock his teeth out Yeah, okay, so he's getting the opportunity of A dream there he goes and he actually he's he's not a bad dick sucker when he gets to slick daisy cruises nipple first Yeah, let's hear it for brother darryl

Oh, well Is that the first time you suck the dick? Tell me that Oh microphone, please You know what that's the best dick i've ever had. Yeah, the best

Oh shit I was in jail. All right All right, so now I understand How you guys doing doing great. Yeah, okay. You relaxed. This is your first time here your virgins to this show

We're popping our Susan block theory. Yeah. Yeah, you seem like you're popping a cherry every day Wow every day I try every day you pop a different cherry. How many cherries can you there's a lot of cherries to be popped?

There's something new and exciting every day Okay, well, this is kind of new and exciting. Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yes, I have We have a Sybian virgin. We have two actually

But uh right now we are going to have miss lacy Lawless fly up Yes, yes, here she goes flying with her wings Okay, what do you need more drinks or oh, okay, just put her cigarette away. Yeah, you can't write a cigarette

Focus cigarette while you're writing a Sybian unless you're teja Uh Yep, here she goes This is

Okay, but now you can't write a Sybian with the pants on Okay, so you're going to stand over here and do a little strip tease while I get the Sybian ready Oh, these are the ears for bottom somebody has to wear these Where's the cameraman? Did he get a picture of that?

Because he got a picture of me last time did he get a picture of that? Did he get a picture of what of of you and your most shining moment of your life? No one got any pictures of that. You know, in fact, no one's gonna believe you That that happened. Thank you doc. Yeah, okay

It was a dream a mid-summer night's dream Yes, a little music maestro. Here she is Lacy Lawless stripping it down yeah, and uh

She's got on some high heels. Yeah Yeah, and she's uh got to take them off. Okay Now I made him a unicorn Here she is Lacy Lawless

Taking off the jeans And staying a while Yep, and she's got on some black lace panties you turn towards this thing take a look at it with uh Violet trim

Oh, yeah Uh, that's a recurring theme of a mid-summer night's dream. Did I say yes? What is the theme? Ass ass ass ass Oh my oh, yeah

Nice here's your wings. Yeah, you you're naked without your wings, but with your wings, it's okay Uh, without the wings are okay too. Well, you know, yeah, but With the wings. Oh, you look so sweet. You look so cute. Okay, you're gonna you're gonna fly on the Sybian it's been uh

Safe sex proofed with a little Saran wrap here So the first time you're gonna ride it is without an attachment Okay, and then you'll ride it with an attachment here. Give me the mic

Okay, so just straddle it get yourself comfortable. Okay Okay, what um, well, you can put your your pussy like over that part and rub your clit against that part Just get yourself comfortable. All right. You know what would you know just However, you set down there

Actually, let me pull this microphone though out from you just in case you make sounds. Do you make sounds? Yes, ma'am Okay, good. I like the way she said ma'am Hmm She might need a little spanking too, but we'll see we'll first turn on the Sybian

So you've had Hitachi magic wands. Nope. No, you never had a magic wand. I never had the opportunity I should start you out on that. I feel like I'm we don't even use gateway here. We're just Taking you right to it. This is it. This is right to it. This is the king of orgasm machines. I'm ready. Okay, you're ready. Okay I feel jealous that there isn't like a Sybian version for men. There is actually. Oh, there is. There's the venus 2000

Venus 2000. Yes, and it's right on the Sybian site Which you can reach through dr. Susan block.com slash Sybian now. Here we go Sweet. It's rising slowly. We're doing this slowly. Oh, yeah Lacey Lawless is riding the Sybian for the first time

Looks like she's gonna fly It's okay you can say that on this show Shit it happens in the forest How'd you like your first Sybian ride? Oh, it was such a head rush

I thought it was on your pussy, but uh, yeah Wow. Yeah, yeah head rush. Yeah. No, that was beautiful. That sounded good. It's a happy girl right there Yes, that happens in the forest. Well, you can relax. Was that in the book? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That's definitely in the book. Wow. I need to read that shit

And then she falls asleep Yeah, it's all about, you know wet dreams Tatania she makes love to bottom The ass

It's all about prostate massage Yeah, get it up there good Yeah, get it up there good All right. Well, that was that was great, huh? I mean as Sybian rides go what do you think? Yeah, that was that was a good one

Huh? I don't think somebody girls in the audience perked up It definitely brought me back. Oh Yeah, my first experience. It's pretty intense. Yeah And how many experiences have you had? I cannot count. Oh, I I think I ride one at least four days a week

Oh, really? Yeah, nice. Oh Wow, just another day at the office. Yeah Uh, I cam for kink.com Can't kink.com. Well, of course. Yeah, you got they've got Sybians in every room and fucking machines

Yeah, I've come to the conclusion that we need to get a Sybian in our office You know get it through my site though, please. Yes, definitely right. Um Dr. Susan block.com slash Sybian I love how lacy's nipples have perked up. Exactly. I was looking at something. Oh, they did look at that

Right better than an agua shot. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and you didn't even ride it with the attachment What's the attack? Yeah, that was that was we're gonna let you use the attachment hold this right now, but I uh, I need to get my trusty

Assistant producer. Well, she is the producer, but she assists me Like puck assists Oberon, where is she teja? Uh, I think we have another Sybian rider

Would you like to ride? I would love to. Would you are you ready? Are you getting ready? Are you ready? Yeah. Well, we're all ready for the fucking ts to write at We're ready for the fucking ts. Are we ready brothers and sisters for the fucking ts to ride the Sybian? Okay, well teja is going to um to help with this. I mean unless someone would like the

Uh, the saran wrap which we're giving away right now anyone, okay Philip from florida is on the phone Should we put him on or or is he?

And he's actually talking about the ass Great the themes of tonight's show one of the themes Where is uh, nori are you here? Okay, so he wants to know does it damage your penis or Butthole aka ass

To jack off without coming for a long time. Well, let's see if we can get him on. I'm not sure if that's really his question But uh, your butthole How would that damage your butthole? But I'm not sure what he's doing. Maybe if you're sticking like a

You know broken glass up your butthole while you're doing that then it will damage your butthole, but otherwise no Uh, okay, philip. Are you there? philip in florida

Maybe that was it says he's on the phone. Are you there philip? Hello? Hello? Hello? All right, hello Maybe you got some glad to see that. All right. Well, yeah, he's damaging his butthole there. I would say Butthole right now

I'll be back. Let me whenever you're jacking off or you're not coming. That's not a good thing Well, if you do it for a long time without coming. Yeah, it it's um You can get a cramp. I mean hey, it's it's a little bit tontric a lot of the tontric people like to do that And that's okay. I mean if you want to you know, hold back for a few days

You know that can be that can be cool. Yeah, but not more than a few days I think after a few days that you start to back that shit up, you know Oh shit Right. I don't know you guys should speak to that. Yeah, I like to come whenever possible

So whenever possible if you're waiting and waiting and waiting, there's definitely abundance of coming that builds up I don't know when I don't know where your ass comes in getting damaged. No, I don't get that either I I still think he's got some some sort of serrated utensil up there. I state thing. Yeah I don't know. Oh, he's jacking off at the doctor's office

So he's getting the price. He does not say and jacking off at the same time. All right. Yeah, he doesn't say but he's not You know the term jack off implies off You're getting off But you're masturbating without coming which is it's okay like, you know a tontric thing, right? Okay

I don't see any point to it for ladies though. Not at all Might as well come if you're gonna masturbate. Yes But some guys some guys are really into you know holding back Because it's more intense. Yeah, I mean the more you hold back within a few days the more you're going to have an intense orgasm

But some guys, uh, you know, I have a client that likes to wear the cb 2000 actually I have a few of them So, you know There's something for everyone And now for those of you who would like to see a beautiful young she-mail ride a Sybian

There's something for you. Yes, indeed. So here we are in the enchanted forest. It's a mid-summer night's wet dream And now we're starring jaslin jaslin jaslin I like jaslin's wings

Jaslin has nice wings. Yes those wings actually have been through a lot But they're not hers. I mean they're they're they're fairy wings. The wings she's wearing. Yes. Yes, but they're coming off right now Although they could go back on. Yeah Teja has applied these wings in a way that only she can get them off. All right, so let's have a little music now for

the striptease of Jaslin and yes, she has a hot body She works out. I think this she works out. Yeah Yeah, yeah

Look at that body She can't get out of her dress though. That's the only thing But she works out. Yeah Check it out. There she is

wiggle wiggle Oh, yeah jaslin Yeah, lean on my horse baby And the theme brothers and sisters is

Yeah Shakespeare maybe be rolling over but Scratch in his Okay, here she is we'll take your top off. Oh, yeah, right

Okay, here she is naked and ready Jaslin and she is getting on The Sybian And she knows how to ride it even though she's never been on it before there you go

There you go. Where's the mic? You want to hold the mic right right behind? Maybe she's right up to us So she can get those sounds All right, here we go brothers and sisters. I see quick learners. Yeah Yeah, she's just riding that Sybian with the uh saran wrap changed because we practice safe sex here

That's indeed on our show. Here we go Starting to vibrate Here she is jaslin lee jaslin jaslin Yeah

ride it Here she goes. She needs a little more of that fairy juice Okay, we're taking more fairy juice right up the Here she goes

Jaslin lee We've gone from shit to fuck. I think that's some progress here And up we go the registers Oh

That's as high as it goes. Here she goes Jaslin lee Nice Here we are in the enchanted forest brothers and sisters. Let's hear it for jasmine lee. Yeah, I'll just leave it on for her

Uh Except we can't talk when it's this loud, so I'm gonna have to turn it down, but you seem like you could ride that for a while Okay, all right brothers and sisters. Well, whoa I think I need someone else to ride the horse. I need another lady gadiva

Who wants to ride the horse? Cece will ride the horse. Yes It's a big black stallion for you right there, cece Cece from kink.com

Is ascending the stage now? Here she comes And uh, yeah, yeah, you just can't get enough No

Yeah, I felt so fucking good. Yeah. Does it feel like anything you've ever felt before? A fucking amazing All right, here she goes being

Cece just cece, right? Cece rose. Cece rose is certainly tall And wow, she's it's black panty night tonight. Yes. Look at these pretty panties. Whoa, let me get this microphone Now I think I'll turn this down

And oh yes, look at this. This is the kind of lady gadiva that's great You don't even have enough hair to cover you at all And then look at this pussy brothers and sisters car into a heart shape

I think this is the enchanted forest. Yes, it is right here. Okay It's not a really hairy forest. It's it's just a very well trimmed forest more of a garden really than a forest Yes, very is that difficult to do? It is you do that with a razor or I do and I'm getting laser Treatment right now. Oh, it's just very interesting. So once there's like a day worth of growth. It's like polka dot pussy

All right, so are you ready to ride the horse? I'm ready to ride the horse. It's ready as well ever be All right. Now you're a big girl. So don't don't hurt my horse. Okay So, uh, so you're gonna ride the horse It's it's not a fucking machine. It's a balinese horse

Owned by master liam who uh, you know will probably beat me severely if if it's broken. So, um No, it's it lately, right? Oh, yes. Oh, you're riding side saddle. How lovely. Yes Well, yeah, except you get more, you know feeling in your puss when you ride it Well, I mean, there's no no no no, I mean you could just you could just do that

You could do whatever you like. Oh, yeah, you know, it feels sort of more horse-like Yeah, yeah, do you like riding real horses? I do. Yeah, I haven't in a long time, but I do enjoy it. Oh All right. Well ride away okay

So, uh, you took your your hat off Well, because I was gonna block the camera You wanted to get a better look you damn right Look

I want to see all of this shit. Yes. I was over in the corner with the mickey mouse hat on and I'm not seeing shit So I moved over one Uh-huh. We got ladies on horses and civilians. We got civilians and horses and I'm And I'm looking at your sound guy

Which I mean, he's cute and all but I can't see shit that's going on. Oh, right. Okay, right, right Okay, that was weird. It's a mid-summer night's wet dream. Do you remember your first wet dream? I don't remember my first wet dream. Um, I remember a wet dream from about two days ago Okay, tell us that one. Oh, wow. I actually like actually when you were sleeping. Yeah, well, yeah

I was with somebody came in your sleep I I woke up and rolled over and fucked somebody in game. Oh, okay I don't know if that's a wet dream, but that sounds pretty nice. Yeah, it's pretty nice. So that's maybe nicer than a wet dream Yeah, it was wet dream

You just kind of cream all over your sheets and you got sticky sheets But you got somebody to roll over to was that you? No, it was not me. It was not you Right, was it anyone in the room? No. Oh, damn. I'm sure they can substitute this evening though Yeah, yeah, what were you dreaming about? I was dreaming about there's a car that I used to drive when I was in high school

And it was my pussy mobile my first pussy mobile. It was a it was a cherry red, uh, outie Four door with a nice little sunroof. Are people getting turned on and there was a girl. That's kind of that There was a girl who used to I would drive down I was in Ohio

I used to drive down roads and she would step out of the the sunroof probably drive and take her top off and I would drive So, yeah, it was pretty awesome. She would take her top off for you. Yes She would she thought was the coolest thing in the world to put her head out of the sunroof and keep her Her tits out

Nice and you were dreaming of that and you woke up and I was like, oh, I wonder whatever happened to that girl And you had she probably got Hopefully she didn't get hit by a tree branch going That was an almost wet dream that turned into a midnight fuck I guess

Yeah, it's like, oh boy. Cool. I I like the way, uh, that jackie avalon is sucking on her adult play parlor toy Would you come up here and suck on that so we can see you better? Yeah, sweet suck on this Yeah, well, I have an oral fixation. I can help it. Okay. Wow. Come on. It's a pleasure to meet you jackie Not yet

We'll see the night is young. Yeah, the night is young but but the show is uh Well, I think we're gonna spend we started a little bit late. We're gonna go a little bit longer Right. How you doing on the horse? I'm doing great. Yeah. Yeah, okay So, uh, here she comes jackie avalon and her grecian robe. Yes. I'm loving her

Do you know, uh, do you know each other over there? Uh, you know, uh, I know daisy daisy. Yeah, daisy and I are good Have you ever had sex with her? Yeah Really really was she the one in the bed that you rolled over? Um, no, but I wish she was though. You wish she was

I don't want that woman that you rolled over to to hear that daisy is an amazing amazing sexual creature Oh, man. Maybe you need to do an august shot off of her the nicest way possible Okay, okay. Come around here. Yeah, if you do an august shot offer is it's worth the dick. I'm telling you It's worth the dick dog. I'm telling you

This is okay. This this is yours. Yeah Uh, we've got clothes. Hi. Hi. You have to take something off there. You're way too dress I don't trust me when I say that Here she goes I'm actually gonna take my underwear off first. Nice. I'm gonna waste me time

Because the theme is No, just I don't want lines Oh, no lines I don't want lines on my skin. Oh

Oh Whatever reason that you get to take it I don't quite get that but okay No, it's tuesday and I'm gonna take my drawers off. Yeah, it's like never the reason is please go for it

I'm gonna take your drawers off. Okay Right Yes, and I gotta admit there are some amazing butts around here really nice, you know, it's uh, it's a variety. Yeah It's a wine variety

Okay, she's got her ass on the maybe you should lead forward a little to have your ass come up a little in there. Yeah That's it. Okay. So your ass is now to the grass. No, I mean What's going on back? I'm taking my shoes off first. Oh, you're taking your shoes. I was wondering whether you were masturbating or one thing at a time No, not yet

Okay, I got it. Okay. So she's got that in her mouth though the The adult play parlor bunny rabbit thing Whatever that is caterpillar pink. I think it wasn't yours. All right. I mean, I don't I give away things Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. We are now changing

The saran wrap just in case Damn, I found that vibrator on my mom Off go the shoes And here she is

So what's what's going on here now? Okay, you're gonna just Just get ready Is this for me? I don't know. I I don't I don't really know. Absolutely. That is for me actually Tasia likes to be

Up there Tasia likes to be prepared just in case you want to have a seat, you know on the sybian you could If you wanted to in a sec. Yeah, it's been a while I have only ridden on a sybian one time

So and that wasn't the deal the deal was take off the clothes and suck on the toy You know what that? Yes, doctor. That fucking donkey is hitting on my damn nose really Yeah, if you wore the ears, you might get some action. These are the I don't know about these ears I don't know but that donkey is getting on my nerves right now. Like me and that donkey gonna have to go outside and talk about this shit

You want to be friends with the donkey actually You got a thing for the donkey. He's at no, he's had you on him. He's had cc on him. He's had daisy on him That donkey's fucking got some game for somebody. Yeah, don't talk Yeah, well, he does, you know, I mean that's what happens when you're hung like a horse

Ah You can't can you what? Yes, I actually teja. Where is a condom? Condom. Yep. Need a condom

It's good to have Uh Well, it's for it's for the it's for the horse here Oh, it's a dick

I told you the horse was hung like a horse. I was over here. I didn't see it had nuts Oh my god Yeah, okay Okay, that was all right. So that changes everything. Yeah, I didn't know it had a dick. All right, so now I'm in treat now

Jaslyn had tweeted that she was going to um, show us how to make a man Like feel really good or something, right? Yeah, didn't she tweet something like that about yeah, okay, so show us all right All right, here she goes down on her knees

For the horse's cock taking notes over here. This is okay I don't know if you want to get rid of the horse now so much Now that there's a little demonstration Oh, wow. Oh, she is taking it in. That's some cock-sucking ability. I know she started feeling your thunder a little bit

You know what I can't be a hater She's doing really well. You know what I can't see from this Oh, she's doing really well. Yes. She is. I mean you guys. What do you think? Good job? You know what? You know what? That's two guys like that's skills

She's second at good that skills. We don't she is she is really that is skills. Whoa That's ball see if you can somebody move that bonobo sign up Offer. Whoa Yeah, she is taking it balls deep pretty much

And lots of saliva. That's always the secret No, it is a dry blow job I'll take anyone I'm not playing

She's she's very good at that right all the boys are are definitely agreeing with you You know how to do it, right? I hear them. Your milkshake will bring all the boys to you. Listen to those guys That's impressive Yeah, holy shit. Wow. I just want to know from the men anyone ever been with a she-mail before

Very not. Yeah, unfortunately that but not that I know of There was that one time until you want it They were cheaper Whoa, oh the horse just lost his dick for a minute. Okay

That's how good she practically sucked the dick off the horse. Let's hear it For Jazlyn Lee Yeah Damn, what does Liam have to say about that?

Oh, well, um, I think he's happy if his horse is happy. Yes, that's a happy horse right there It is except uh, he lost his dick a little bit, but he's still happy. I'm a hater. Fuck that horse. Yeah Any blowout where you lose your dick? Well, uh, if you put a condom on it Everyone

Well, when it disappears into the mouth of someone I guess okay when it when it disappears into a field, that's a bad blow job Yeah, exactly. Yeah All right, so what about the real thing, huh girls? I mean with some some real cocks Real real is good. Would you like real?

Would you have real cocks offered here? I don't know. I mean, I don't have it up here. Well, I do actually Are you taking hormones? I bet you can't can you get an erection? Um, yeah, I can it's just a little more difficult It's more difficult and it's harder to come Oh, yeah. Yeah, what does it depend on for you?

For you to number one get hard and then for you to come is are there um, two respective things in particular for you to Um, not really just like a knife back in tight smooth muscular hole can probably make me come That's not me, but Just wondering I'm not it's a muscle, but it's not a muscular hole the way that she is describing that to be

Or masculine or you know, but I respect that. I mean, that's awesome So have you never had anything in your butt before What was that? Have you ever had anything in your butt before? Have you done anal sex before? Yeah, you have you have I had anal sex? Okay. Yeah. Yes in my personal life. I have do you enjoy it

You know, it really depends for me. No, no, no, it's a typical female answer. It's like I think a lot of females want to say no they want to say no. I hate it But it's actually, you know Physiologically, there are a lot of nerve endings down there. Let's hear it brothers and sisters for the ass

A theme of the show. All right. Well now, um, you were about to do something with this toy That was your this was your moment But you didn't take your your whole outfit. I didn't take my whole outfit off. You're right. Yeah, I mean did you want to? I'm not against it. I mean, okay, you know, well, I mean I wouldn't want to make you

Just ask you. Okay. I think we lost the music though. Do we have music? We have we have horse dick repair going on here Or maybe no the horse dick is coming out Okay

So much going on here right now. I've got I've got one girl stripping and uh, and tasia is Putting the horse dick into the horse in a totally different way Okay, I'm glad you're doing this. Okay Oh, oh, this is makes it a fucking machine

Right. Got it. Got it. Okay Okay, okay, and here she is jackie avalon. Oh, wow, she had a beautiful one. Naked! Oh A naked nymph in the enchanted forest. It's my natural state. It is very natural. I'm very beautiful

All right. Thank you. And would you like to take a seat on the Sybian or on the bed? Or on the horse or what? It's your choice. I'm you know what? I am going to do the Sybian sometime soon Just not at this very moment, but believe you me. It's been a long time and I've had my cravings by the way, Dr

Suzy, it's about time. Okay Well, well, okay. There's always the after party. We live once. Let's do it. Let's go for it. Let's do it. You're gonna do it. Yeah Okay, who's controlling this thing? I I guess I am. Okay. Okay. Here you control the microphone Okay, here we go. Doc shifts gears like she's a nice car racer

Here we go Jackie avalon Is going to climax this show with a Sybian ride right now Yay

You want to hold the mic or should someone hold it for you? Somebody should hold it for us. She could focus on her orgasm. Yes. Here she goes focusing Jackie avalon

And with this little toy too, we could turn this on and put it on the clip maybe or Use both. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's got double Yeah Jackie avalon

Yes, the princess titania Yes In the enchanted forest of a midsummer night's wet dream Riding the Sybian

What a beautiful dream it is Let's all wet dream Let's all cream It's all cream

Yes Shakespeare would be excited He would be inspired Oh beautiful

Yeah, look at that Oh my god, get her face. Get her. Get her. Get her. Get her. Oh, yes Yes, brothers and sisters, let's hear it for sisters Okay, wow. Nice. Nice. Thank you very very nice. Thank you so much. Okay

Well brothers and sisters, I think that about climaxes are oh, oh, unless someone wants to get fucked by the donkey Okay, one fuck by the donkey Well, don't you just leave this is your creation. You better just make it happen Okay. Okay. Okay texan you're casting this scene here. No those are by the way live

Those are real missiles those aren't fakes. All right, you're casting this scene Okay, can you can you She would like to know if someone would like to um poke get poked by the horse Excuse me

Yeah, you want to do it? All right. Volunteer. Yeah, right here. Yeah Okay, and uh, the sheep, uh, okay, the sheep ain't poking nobody is it The jackass is the one you have such a problem with yes, I do All right. That jackass is getting on my damn nerves. I ain't a hater. Yes. I am

Well, now you're gonna hate him even more. Yes All right, so now this condom, uh, is there's condom on here? No, this is unacceptable Okay, so we we are extending the show because

There is a very important moment here where queen titania Queen of the fairies who is now being played by jackie avalon And she has had the fairy juice put on her eyes by puck played by my producer teja suitor

Ha ha lord what fools these mortals be Teja has a nice ass by the way. I wasn't gonna say that that's a theme of the show I wasn't Like I really wouldn't go say that but she has all right, so

I think you need to help her somehow. Does she need some loo? Wow, she has a nice Yeah, and and maybe we need a A doggy doggy. Yeah, she's a kink.com person. So she knows how this stuff operates. Okay, where's the mic here?

Okay, okay, so here she is this is princess titania of the fairies And uh, she has fallen in love With an ass This could have been you this could have been you darrell. I was gonna I was suggesting you put on the ears

And play you didn't give me the air You put on the ears. Oh, okay. You you're you're bottom. Actually. I think she's a prettier bottom Bottom is actually not supposed to be pretty bottom is supposed to be An ass, you know, and okay, and now he's fucking her that the bottom the ass is fucking

Queen titania of the fairies. I'm a little bit tongue-tied here because this is so impressive and he is hung like a horse and uh And and he's he's fucking her good I mean no wonder the fairy queen fell for nick bottom the weaver The jackass I get a Mickey Mouse fucking hat

Yeah Yeah, wow I get a Mickey Mouse hat cc gets this is uh the x-rated version of a mid-summer night's dream brothers and sisters This is uh mid-summer night's wet dream very spontaneously perform. Oh my god. That's so that is your horse, right?

Yeah, that's pony. You didn't know he was hung like that, did you? Yeah Well, yeah, this came out of him when he got excited that the dick should have one on the back side of him as well Yeah, well, you could maybe fuck the tail. Yeah How how is he? Can you hold? Yeah, of course

Yeah, yeah, you could we could have a real dick up here. Yeah, we could have real dick, right? Wow, I'm fucking your horse. She is thank you, tasia. She's fucking a horse mine for now Joe coming up on the stage, let's hear it Oh

Yeah You gotta you gotta follow up a horse here all the guys in the house are fans of you Oh, yeah, everyone's everyone's your fan and the girls pretty sure. I don't know where I sit so I'm not I'm a fan now motherfucker

Well, you know come on a bit come on a bit here. Let's just it's so funny Whoa, whoa, stop it. My cock is not legendary My my my cock pays bills and makes people rich. How about well, that's legendary for a cock to pay bills? I thought

Do you have a school for that shit? You know, most guys would love for their cock to pay their bills. Well, you know, that would be legendary All my cock does is get in the way and fuck up my act So, um, so what should we do here? Should we have a little music?

Um, one of the girls kind of help you three of the girls kind of help you And whatever they feel comfortable with yes, okay. Yes, okay Hey t your ass said you was gonna ride the Sybian man. What's up, bro? What's up, man?

Yeah, I'm unfortunately My buddy's a is an exit only unfortunately Oh, yeah. Well, you was the one who said it. Yeah, I don't want anything to exit right now. Yeah, right. Exactly, right We don't want that

Okay, I need some help from one of the other girls here because there's a lot of clothing here Apparently I have on too many clothes For once in my life I think they're taking care of that for you lay boy

Nymphs and bacontes Well, yeah, my zipper is always down though. So I'll hold this mic. Okay, can we have some help here? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, okay

My clothes magically disappeared. Oh well, some of them Well, yeah, that's not the important part. No, they just vanished Okay, someone's got to help with the shoes. I think and I thought I had a fun job. Jesus Christ Yeah

Oh, look at this. You really like this horse. Don't you? Yeah. Yeah, very good. Wow Oh, yeah And the horse is fucking the

the princess fairy We'll make some magic again. I hate that fucking horse. Okay, someone else. Okay. Do you want some? Okay, uh, if it wasn't for peter, I'd shoot that horse right now Well, but actually why don't you smoke that first and then we'll get this lit. Okay

Uh, whoa Where's the light? Whoa Oh, yes, look at this. This I mean there are people out there that are really getting off on this in a big

Big way. This is this is like something you only see in mexico This is Or downtown la you see it here at the speakeasy This is a form of horse fucking. Okay

Um, well not really, okay This is this is what some fetishes. This is a fetish thing. Yeah, okay. This is not a real horse No real animals have been harmed in this act. Okay. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah

Yeah, but you could say you've been fucked by a horse now. Wow. Yeah Now I think you're hung better than the horse actually. Yeah, I think so. What do you think it seems like he's better than the horse, right? Absolutely Yeah, I

You could go for it if he says no then Then just back off, but if he won't see you know, he admired your technique before so you could try Can she give it a suck now? Oh, no, that's what they have to talk about and I love it

I'll fuck that pithy. Yeah, get deep in that fucking pithy Wow, there's like a lot going on right now. Oh look at her go Yeah Look at she's having a good time. She's loving that

Oh close for business. All right, let's hear it for princess titania Jackie Avalon You have yeah All right, so daisy come come

Oh, okay, I can't turn that down. All right, here comes daisy Yeah, daisy here make way for daisy daisy sit right here in the middle darling Sit right here in the middle. You'd be the goddess in the middle You I like those directions teja my producer says so you'll be taking it in your pussy

Okay This is an intellectual show about shakespeare. Okay a mid-summer night's wet dream The shakespeare that your professor never taught you here. She is sister daisy

the beautiful daisy It is it's one of these right see okay, so I guess I guess this is me. I'm I'm gonna do this Okay, I have my license right right absolutely. So and this is I'm in the forest. This is something you do in the forest Move this okay, you enjoy the herb

So okay talk talk because I'm gonna have my mouth So what's happening right now? She's actually taking the uh Bowl and smoking at a daisy pussy, so Oh, yes. Yes. Thank you adult play parlor for our peter. Thank you. Great

The thing they're gonna take turns smoking and token and fucking are with the uh glass deal Yes, I've never seen I've been witnessing something for the first time Hmm, okay one more one more one more time Everyone's quiet

If you're listening It's not like any other radio show, you know, it's just like right now. There's a bunch of people on today Well now Another guy's jerking off and uh somebody's smoking a pipe out of somebody's pussy who wants so uh, I think you're up next

That's what's going on. Uh Here you go Yeah, and there's I love your ears, but there's women running around with uh with uh with wings on Yeah, we're going into overtime pretty soon. You're gonna see them fly

All right now now, what's going on here is opening. Oh, whoa great womb. Oh, there we go. Okay, what I'm wearing Okay, I'll light it now. You're lighting the pipe. The pipe is inserted in the officially channel channel There you go, they're smoking the pipe out of there, okay And that's what's going on. There you go. If you're not watching this how it gets started from there. You're just listening

Wow Yeah, pop up pass. Oh Bubbles for everyone like all these two. So he's not a horse, but he's hung like one How about a kiss for him? Of course

All closer No Oh More more kiss the lovers in the forest be like the lovers in the forest

Be like the lovers in the forest. Yeah Yes Mm. Yes, and this is just like the lovers in the forest getting all mixed up Oh, yes

The lovers in the forest There they are Finding each other Making love in the forest

Oh, look at this. She looks just like a little fairy It's so beautiful Oh, yes, and he is bottom now with the ears beautiful. No, keep going keep going keep going Yes, it's it's a whole other scene except now the horse is a man

Oh my god. Yes, my goddess Mmm and Yes, brothers and sisters

Hung even bigger than the horse, right? Right bigger than the horse, right? I mean, look at the horse Look at the guy. The horse is nothing compared to this exactly Whoa That's uh, yeah, that's quite a thing now. It's beautiful

fairy You know, they see lawless extension. What is it? A good job with very good bigger than a horse is its extension line. Whoa just beautiful Good job girl

Yeah, with wings on too Right with wings, right? It helps. It's fusion. How's it? How's she doing? She's doing a great job. She's doing a great job She's got a blowjob fusion Nice

There's no teeth at all. No teeth. She lost her teeth Soft Luscious Sucking and

Nice ass too, not that anything's going in there, brother, but I'm just saying Yeah, but uh, but the dick also. Yeah, beautiful. I have a favorite ask Yes, please spank me. Yes. I will I will spank you. You are that's right. That was the beginning We talked about that. Okay. And so someone else needs to hold here you hold this

Here she is. She's a naughty girl sucking cock like that Bad girl bad girl. Should I go spank her too? Yes, I think it's done with a beautiful ass The ass of her is beautiful

Bad fairy girl Bad fairy girl Yes Mm-hmm

Lacey Lawless is such a naughty girl Lost in the enchanted forest. She found A giant cock Oh my god growing like a mushroom

At the foot of a tree In fact, it is the tree and Oh

She ran away from the fairies And now Oh, there she is Being such a naughty girl suck that cock girl

Yes Naughty naughty naughty girl. Yes Naughty little fairy naughty little fairy princess Yes, you're such a little fairy princess

You look like somebody bought that for you for your fifth birthday. What are you smelling the chair? Oh, no Oh, and you've got your donkey ears on looking very good. Yes. Oh, yes Little fairy princess Well brothers and sisters, I think we have

A climax to our play A midsummer night's wet dream starring fairy princess

Lacey Lawless Yeah, and everybody else who I'm going to introduce in just a moment everybody come on back We're just going to do group pictures and thank you very much. Where's the bedobos? Thank you everybody Yes, brothers and sisters lovers and sinners everybody get up on the stage

Everybody who's in this madness Come into the forest. Are you gonna close first? We're closing But everybody get up here And somebody should sit on his dick

And I want to thank you all for joining us as pucks says if we have but offended We spirits just think this and all is mended that This all was just a dream. I'm paraphrasing, you know That all of this was your wet dream

So brothers and sisters make like bonobos. Yes, this is the forest the enchanted Rain forest of the bonobos make like bonobos not baboons Make love not war Make love to someone you love tonight and read a midsummer night's dream by William Shakespeare

And uh make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you I love you Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute one more thing. Don't forget to get a copy of Richardson magazine

Oh, yeah, because your kid's in there. All right, and that's me All right, so get a copy go to Richardson magazine online dot com And somewhere I should tell you how to get this magazine. Okay. I miss it. It's full of Smug being out penises and and there's poop guys fucking nipples holes. Oh, yeah, and very funny girls funny titles

Oh and the penis coming out of the armpit Yeah That's right. We should show it next time. We should we should show it next time. Yeah, we should next time Okay, we're gonna show it. All right, so for now

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