Three Sexpot Couples & Charlotte

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of Marlo Marquis and Billy Antiseptic. Welcome back.

Hey. You guys look so fashionable always. So, welcome back. Thank you.

How are you guys doing? Good. Good. I now have a chair I'm going to sit in right over here.

This is so much more comfortable in these high heels. You see, I'm wearing my Dita Vontese stockings that a

client gave me. So, hello Dita. Anyway, you are kind of, remind me like,

you remind me of Dita. Pale brunette, yes. Pale brunette and very, very fashionable.

A little bit kinky. Maybe a lot kinky. Maybe a little kinky of Dita. Possibly now.

These days. With all your blood rituals and your antiseptic lover. Tell me about your relationship

you guys. What do you want to know? Well, I mean, you're together a lot. Practically 24-7.

Really? We live and work together, yeah. Your partners in business and pleasure

and crime. A lot of crime. So, I mean, how do you manage that?

It's very, very, very hard. Wow. Well, it's good to be hard as opposed to soft, you know. Lots of communication.

How long have you been together? About a year now. Oh, that's all. You're still in the honeymoon period. Sure.

But it's still hard. Difficult. Mixing business and pleasure is pretty hard to deal with. You feel the same way, Billy? Are you hearing this the first time?

We have a lot of distractions. We're constantly working on different projects. Yeah. Is that a good thing? It's a good thing. Yeah. Mixing it up a lot.

We have our own separate things along with what we do together. Yeah. I believe you brought one of those distractions this evening.

Yes. Yes, you did. Shall we introduce her? This is the lovely

distraction. Charlotte Stokely. Hi, Dr. Suzy. Hey.

Yeah, you've been waiting to speak with that cute little voice of yours. I know. I keep trying to stuff this microphone down my mouth.

Yeah, baby. We say you got to get close to it and give it head. Yeah. You look like you could do that very well.

It's a very big black ball. I think I can do it. Yeah. You're, I mean, you know, kinky, but you're also,

I don't know if this is a but, you're an American apparel model? Yes, I am. Wow. And do you, what kind

of fashion spreads have you been in? Oh, Lord. For American Apparel, I'm on Billboard's Worldwide.

They have a big RV truck with my face on the side of the trailer. What are you wearing?

That one in particular is just my face. Just your face? The face of American Apparel? Yeah. Really? But lots of shots

and pantyhose. Pantyhose. With no panties. Oh. Wow.

So they don't mind that you're also a porn star? I think they love it. Wow. They are very sexual and they're advertising

and I'm so freely open with it. I think they welcome that. Yeah. Yeah, they are. But I thought maybe they were,

you know, still trying to appeal to middle America. I don't know. I don't think so. He's really quite extraordinary, man. Yeah.

Our neighbors, by the way, just down the street here. They are. Yeah. The American Apparel Warehouse is right around the corner here. Yeah.

Where all their clothes are manufactured and made. And have you met the owner? Absolutely. Yeah. Did you party with him? He's a dog.

Joe Charney. Dove Charney. That's right. Dove Charney. Israeli. Or Russian. He's a man.

He's a, you say that like that's all that matters. That's all that matters. He's a man that designs

sexy fishnets and body suits. Lea Tards. Yeah. Do you wear American Apparel?

I don't. But I did recently with Charlotte when we shot together. Oh, you did? You shot for American

Apparel? No. We shot for a website together, but. Right, right. That's how we met. I see. Yeah, we

wore body suits. We were little dancers, naughty on a stage. Yeah. Ooh, little American

Apparel, innocent looking body suits. And then did you tear them apart? Peeled them off.

Peeled them. Sweated them off. Very sensuously. Yeah. Like a snake. Well, so this is how you met

on a sexy photo shoot. And when was that?

A couple weeks ago. Yeah, just a few weeks ago. Oh, so you're a very recent distraction. Yeah.

Okay. So have you guys had sex yet? No. A lot of groping and whispering, but

no sex. No sex yet. What do you think about that, Billy? He wasn't home.

Yeah. I don't know. But we shot in my home and he wasn't home. Yeah, I saw these photos later.

Unfortunately. When did that happen? Really? But I thought you were together 24-7. Usually.

But not this time. I think he was trying to be a gentleman because he didn't know Charlotte. Oh.

And leave the girls alone, too. I'm going to take credit for that. Explore? Yeah. You think you missed out, though.

There was a lot of sweating. Yeah. There was. From the writhing.

And the dancing. Uh-huh. And we actually even wore some of his awesome clothes. Some of Billy's clothes.

Oh, the clothes that he makes. Not his actual boxers and stuff. Oh, no. Well, not on film.

But we were naked on the roof in his corsets. Uh-huh. That was fun. Nice.

Wow. So you were together that one day. Have you been together since? No, a lot of chit chat.

But we're business ladies. We're pretty busy all the time. It's hard to make new friends. We were going to carve pumpkins together.

Yeah. But we didn't have time. Oh, well, you know, Halloween's over.

But Thanksgiving, you know, you could at least make pumpkin pie. I'll stuff for turkey. Yeah.

At least I'll make pie. Uh-huh. So, uh, yeah, American pie, right?

Uh-huh. So, hi, Katie. Hi. I'm just going to say hi.

Katie Kinz is here. Hi. And you're also in a couple. Yes, I am.

You're about to be married. Yes. With Mona Sunoy, who is backing you up on the couch over there.

Yes. So, how are you feeling about marriage? Oh, I'm scared shitless. Let's be honest.

Have nightmares. How old are you? I will be 24 on Friday. Wow.

I'm 11, 11, 11. Ooh. That's very cosmic. Yes.

And so, what is scaring you so much about marriage? Um... Besides everything.

Oh, dear. Um, I have to get a job? What the heck? I don't know that that's related.

Is that related? You don't necessarily have to get a job just because you're getting married. I thought that's why we got married. Maybe actually she

doesn't have to have a job up until getting married. And this economy, it takes more than one income

to, you know, support people. Right, but if you were single you'd still have to have a job. Or maybe not. No, no.

I'm a spoiled brat. If you're single, then you just get a bunch of guys to buy you things and pay your rent. You can still do that

when you're not single. Tell us about that. Okay. Yeah, you can.

And that is sort of an important thing in this economy. I mean, I was on Playboy Radio the other day

on the Jessica Drake show and someone asked, how does the economy affect the libido?

And so, of course the standard answer is that the sagging economy

causes a libido. And that's kind of true, I mean, for a lot of people. You know, I mean, they feel depressed.

They're low self-esteem. They feel, you know, men don't feel like men and women can dress up as much

and go out. Yeah, and stress exactly. So that'll bring you down in arguments and fights about money.

You know, sort of our aphrodisiacs. I mean, some fights are right. Fights over Charlotte, for instance.

You know, if you two ever have a fight over Charlotte, I'm sure that will turn into hot sex between some people.

Oh, you saw so plaintively. Mmm. What does that mean?

I don't think we could ever fight over someone. We like to share things a lot. Okay, well, there you go. I like to be shared.

You like to be shared. Aren't you glad I brought her? Yes, so beautiful. So cute. But anyway,

then there's the other side, which is that financial problems, you know, make you stay home a lot

and have a lot more sex. And sex is sort of a cheap form of entertainment. Sex is a distraction. It's a distraction.

And orgasms are inexpensive. Sometimes. It depends on what you require. Yeah.

I mean, if you require, you know, a trip to Tahiti, then I guess the orgasm is expensive. Home Depot.

Oh, well, Home Depot's reasonable. Yeah. Maybe stock room might be more expensive orgasm.

It's a whole new meaning to picking up nails and screws. Mmm. Yeah. But then there's another side to the recession,

which is that more and more people are using their sexuality to make money. Absolutely.

Alright, so what does that mean to your sexuality? Does that mean it's less of a turn on or more of a turn on to do the things that

make money? I think the entertainment industry doesn't really suffer as much as every other industry, because

you know, when people are depressed and they don't have a lot of money, they kind of want to go out even more and they want to have a good time.

It's a distraction from their every day nine to five where they're not making enough money and I mean, as a performer, that's what I've noticed

in the audiences is they get distracted for that one hour of one day in a week. But I guess what I'm asking,

yeah, of course, that is true about a cheap form of

recession friendly entertainment but what about you? Do you find that when people

respond well to your performance does that make you horny? It's a huge turn on.

I mean, I don't think I would be an entertainment entertainer if it wasn't a turn on to turn other people on.

So, an audience is happy, I'm happy. Do you think it gives you ideas for new things to get

turned on to? Yeah, I mean, as I grew as a performer, I started incorporating things

about me personally that turned me on into my acts. Like what? It's pretty important. I got a little more fetishy

and just, I mean, corsetry is a big turn on to me so I work corsets in almost every single

thing I do. And how about you, Charlotte? Well, I just, it's a huge turn on just to even be on camera

to perform. It's amazing because millions of people can watch you and all get off from this one moment of

orgasmic exploration. When did you realize that that turned you on? Was that something that you wanted since you were a

little girl or something that was thrust upon you? No, I definitely chose to be in porn and to take my clothes off.

I love being admired and I love to share what I have. When did you decide I want to be in porn?

Well, I actually started porn when I was 18 years old. When you were 18, what was that? Last week?

I mean, you just met two weeks ago. So it must have been at least a month ago, let's say. That was in 2004.

Oh, gosh. So I've been doing porn now for over six years. So there's very few things I have not yet

tried. So you did porn before American Apparel. Oh, absolutely. Wow. I've known Charlotte

for years. I met her about six years ago when I was 18 and starting off

in the industry. And that's when I met Charlotte. Wow. Excuse me for not knowing you. You're a famous girl.

How did we miss this? I don't know, but now we know. Now I'm going to look you up all over the internet. You're going to lick me up? She's gorgeous.

Look and lick and love you up. Yes, you are very gorgeous. Now speaking of licking, maybe we should

introduce you guys, I mean to our ritual. I'm going to get rid of the snake. It's one of my favorites.

Yeah, one of the favorites. You like snakes? Should we put the snake away? I've held large snakes before. Large snakes.

You have an animal around your neck. I do. You do. I don't know if they're compatible though. We'll put her away.

Yeah, I think snakes eat red. You want to put her away? Don't think. Yeah. You know how to close her cage?

No. We've got to have an experienced snake handler here. Norikens.

She's also shedding a little bit. It happens to all of us ladies. She is a lady. Yes.

So... What is your writhing snake's name? Eve. Of course, she's from the Garden of Eden.

The Garden of Womb. And the Womb Room as well. She comes out of the womb. Somebody's womb. A snake's womb.

So where were we? Oh, look at what you've brought. Look at these little things. I know we're going to get to the agua, but these are for

your fire thing. Maybe you should do that before you imbibe. Yeah, I usually don't drink alcohol before I do that.

I think we're going to do that first. So this is actually a good time to do that. So this is your fire ritual.

Tell us about this. I basically first started out as a burlesque performer just doing classic things

and I had a lot of friends inside show. So I decided to kind of do one of the most dangerous feats you could do

first. And eat fire and drag it along my body.

I love it. Are you a fire sign? I don't know. I think I might be earth. I'm a capricorn.

That is very earthy. I think all that fire you couldn't create an earthquake. Have you watched her

do her fire thing? I've heard all about it. I've never seen her eat fire, but I would love to. Wow. I would love to also.

I think we're going to move this thing, because you're going to do it right in front of here. And is this a turn on for you? Is this just a trick?

I mean it's a trick, but I mean every time I do it I could die.

So I kind of like the whole cheating death thing. It's a turn on to do dangerous things. It's a turn on to do something dangerous, something taboo.

She loves it. Yeah. Well, you know, that's one of the reasons that being with someone day in and day out

gets to be same old, same old, is there's no danger. So striking up a little

you know, danger on the side. He always watches me when I practice at home. Yeah. You watch her.

That sounds voyeuristic. Is it turning you on? Oh, I just started learning how to sword swallow her. Really? We had a sword swallower here.

Oh, yeah. She really deep throated that thing. Man. I mean, a long sword. She said she doesn't like any guys who are under

27 inches, you know, because that was, I mean, this was a 27 inch sword that went right down her

throat. I had to pull it out of her mouth and it was long. It was heavy. It wasn't like, at first

I thought, oh, that's made of tin foil. She said, no, no, it's a heavy sword. So that is dangerous. Be careful. She said she's only one

of like eight female sword swallowers in the world. Yeah, it's the rarest because it's the most dangerous.

So you just really kind of get off on twisting your pretty little body into tough positions.

A pretty lady with something dangerous is really exciting for people to see, you know, like I might burn my face off.

Now, is this something that you discovered about yourself in performance or did you

want to do this when you were young? I never saw it. I usually, growing up, I mean, throughout my whole life, I like to take

things that I'm afraid of and do them and overcome them. Did you have a problem with that when you were a kid?

No. I mean, like, if I was afraid of heights I would just go to the highest thing possible or stand on a ledge in the mountains

because I grew up near the mountains or... I was really terrified to get fire near me the first time

my mentor was teaching me and I'm afraid of sharp things but now I do needle play. So...

You like to overcome your fears. Yeah. Mixing fear and sex creates special effects.

Mm-hmm. All right, so we're going to create some special effects. I guess I don't know where I should be.

I'll be behind you, I guess. Out of the way. Don't set fire to the bed, please. Okay.

Move that here, I guess. And we're going to have some fire play with

Marlo Marquise. This is very exciting. She's wearing a beautiful corset created by

Billy Antiseptic. The bed microphone. And she was wearing a fur, but that has left her neck so she can

breathe fire. I love her nipple pasty. Yes, huh. That's very...

Very sexy. That's a little burlesque here. Yeah. So,

these are... What do you call these things? Torches. Right, I knew that. Okay.

Can we get the microphone on? Okay. So what are you going to do for us? And then I'll put the microphone down so you can do it.

I can basically put the torch completely in my mouth and hold the flame in my mouth independently. Mm-hmm.

And then I'll put the torch with my tongue, with the flame on the tongue. Or I could play them with my hand,

but I'll do more mouth stuff. Mouth stuff. We like mouth stuff here on the Dr. Susan Block Show, don't we?

We are very orally inclined. So we're going to have some mouth stuff by the lovely burlesque fetish performer

Marlo Marquise. Wow, that's a big flame. You're going to put that whole flame in your mouth? Wow.

Oh my gosh. Whoa, she is now putting the flame in her mouth. Mm.

Whoa. These are some big flames. Wow. And she's

holding the flame. Oh, now her tongue is on fire. She is breathing fire.

Whoa. And swallowing fire. Mm.

And lighting her body on fire. Whoa. Right up and down that beautiful porcelain skin.

Marquise is sucking down flames. Mm. That's some hot fallatio right there,

brothers and sisters. Woo, let's hear it for Marlo Marquise. Marlo's got me hot.

Isn't it? I mean, we need that. It's a cold fall night. That he is catching on.

It was quite a warm up. Wow. So did that get anybody

turned on? I liked it. Okay, who said they liked it here, Katie? I liked it. I thought that was

amazing. Yeah, I mean, of course it was amazing. Did it make your nipples hard?

I mean, I really love deep-throating and something like, you know, that is very sexy. Deep-throating,

a giant flame. It made my pussy wet, but only in concern for her in case I needed to put the fire out. That's

very noble of you. Thank you. That is. You're a squirter, I guess. It's quite noble, yes.

Oh, yes, I can. Really? Are you really a squirter? It's been a while since I have, but yes.

Yeah, did you put out any fires? No, but I got the mattress pretty soak and wet. Yeah?

So there's only certain conditions that make you squirt? Intense pressure, no release. Yeah, constant fingering,

penetration, lots of wetness. Okay. Are you sweating?

Makes my butt sweat. So how about you, Billy, did that fire performance turn you on? I love it.

I love watching her perform. Yeah. One of my favorite things. I mean, do you love it in like a friend way, a paternal way? Really dirty way.

In a dirty way? Dirty and incestuous way. Incestuous. What

relative do you associate her with? Some people think we're brother and sister. You look like brother and sister. You definitely do. Do you play that game?

Sometimes. Yeah? Do you call each other sis and bro? No, we just mess around with people.

Billy bro. You pretend you're brother and sister when you meet people and freak them out. You're always

performing. You're bouncing it off of other people a lot. Yeah. Come back out the shed out there.

And what do you think Charlotte about, I mean

are you interested in getting involved with them in a sexual way? Absolutely. I

can't even imagine what goes on behind closed doors in their house. They're very unique

beautifully freaky people. I would love for them to experiment with me one day. You're in this little

farm girl dress. She's all American. Very all American. All American apparel. Do you

even have any tattoos? I do. I have a large tattoo above my ass. Above your ass. That's it.

Do you have tattoos? I have four of them. They're just not visible. Oh my God.

Well, where are they? They're on my sides and on my hips towards my personal area.

Oh, I've seen them. They're really cute. You have. We've been naked all over together. You have.

Wow. I wouldn't mind being a slave one day. A slave?

To a master and mistress? To Billy Bro and my little sister. Yeah. What do you think about that?

We have the equipment for that. We have, I think, everything imaginable in our house.

I mean, Billy has trained slaves before. Yes. I don't want to be kept in a cage though.

I'd rather be kept in the corner if that's okay with you. Did you show her the random stairwell pit

that goes nowhere in our house? Oh, that's for other kinds of slaves, though. We have a stairwell that goes to nowhere in our house.

Is it possible, since we're not in your house at the moment, that you could start the slave training now? I'm not a trained

slave trainer. That's a little complicated. Yeah. I mean,

we have various implements here as well. So what would you do? How would that start? This is a willing slave,

a smiling, fresh-faced new slave. Well, I have to get mentally prepared to be a slave. I can't be happy.

It's pretty psychological. I would need to be in complete isolation for probably 24 hours

with no... That's the kind of slave you need to be. Wow. I mean, there's different kinds, I guess.

There are a lot of different kinds of slaves. There really are. I mean, you could be just slave for a night. Well, we have new guests

that have just come in, fresh from the airport, I think. Well, hello there, ladies and gentlemen or lady and gentlemen.

Hello, hello. Welcome back. Lila Storm and Jeremy Conway.

Hello. Hey. And you guys are looking all excited

back from the airport? Well, I just got pulled over, too. You do have that electric look in your eyes.

But you got out of the ticket in that outfit. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I did not.

Yeah, they knew I had a husband. It was just because one of my tail lights was out, so it's not that big of a deal.

Okay. Should have showed them your other tail light. Maybe. Maybe.

Welcome to L.A. Step out of your car. Yeah. Wow. So you two are married, right?

Yes. Yes, you are actually married. How long have you been married? Almost five years now.

Wow. Are you like high school sweethearts? No. Actually, I'm 35

and she's 22. Oh, you're 22? Yeah. And, okay, so five years.

I was like going to my 20-year reunion and she was high school. You were not legal in the very beginning. Yeah.

But kind of with parents' permission. With parents' permission? Yeah, my parents knew him and they liked him.

They actually lied to me. Yeah. My dad and my brother lied to him. I'm like, don't just mess up.

What did they say? Well, they never really outright lied and told him in age.

They just... Is it probably tears? He's a year older than me and he's the most guilty

because he came over to my house and hung out with me the first time she was there. And he's a year older than me

and a lot bigger than me. So I was like, she's got to be almost 17. Or else he'd be killing me, right? Yeah.

Well, you didn't have any protection. So, I mean, but you'd had sex already, I guess, or had you.

Was he your first lima? He was my lucky number seven. Yeah, number seven. That's still high up there.

Okay, so, was it love at first fuck? Actually, it was even further back than that.

The first time I ever saw her was two years before I met her at the community pool. My best friend was sitting next to me.

I was like, wow, that girl's really cute. Maybe in about five years I'll try and hit her up. Then she disappeared for two years.

And then she showed up and she's like 5'8". Wow, beautiful ass. And I had short hair.

Oh my gosh. And the way that he had approached me was hey, didn't you used to have long hair? Creeper.

Who is this guy? I'm like my friend. Who is this guy? Do we know this guy? I don't know this guy.

So it was just kind of like threw me off. And I was just like, okay. And then he left and we were hanging out at the pool.

Blah, blah, blah. And then he comes back, bearing gifts. He had a big bag of chocolate.

And of course he asked me if I wanted some candy. Kit Kats. Hey, low girl, would you like some candy? Yeah.

Right there. So after that I ended up walking past this house later on

and we just ended up talking and hitting it off and then going inside and then... Not talking.

So it's like a really typical kind of courtship. Although you're quite a bit older. Yes, but I'm a lot shorter.

That makes up for it. And were you already a porn star? No, not at all. And you, of course, were not a porn star.

You weren't allowed to be. I was running my own production company at the time. ECM 911 Productions starting rave dance parties in DC and Baltimore.

Oh, no wonder you liked him so much. He's the rave man. I was a party kid. Yeah, you're a party kid.

So did you get into porn before or after you got married? After. Yeah, we were married for like about two years.

We got married the day after she turned 18. Yeah. You couldn't wait. I didn't want to.

My mom was like, so when are you getting married? When are you getting married? She really liked you. Does she still really like you?

She loves me. And she likes that you're in porn? No. She's really, really, really,

super Hispanic Catholic. So like and so she's like been married and like she's divorced and she hasn't gone and made that step of maybe finding

another man because she believes that the Lord is her own husband. Yeah, exactly. Married to Jesus.

Well, you know, I have this mother Mary dildo here that matches my outfit that I just Oh.

I just, I don't know. I have this thing. I mean, I totally understand how people can conflate religion

and sex. I love that company. Divine Interventions. Do they have the crucifix one too?

I have the, you know, I have had the Jesus jackhammer and I think somebody liked it too much and it's gone.

Somebody jacked my Jesus jackhammer. What's the butt plug? The baby Jesus butt plug. That's right.

Yes. It's getting to be that time of year. So, you know, yeah, this is the mother Mary

which I rarely bring out but she's pink and I just thought she matched, you know, mother Mary.

Okay, your mom would be upset with me for this. I know. She has a good sense of humor though. She does have a good sense of humor

and actually we took her to an industry industry party when she came out to visit.

Really? It was Eric John and Vicki Chase's homecoming, or I'm sorry, homewarming one

in the university. It was right after our first appearance. Right after our orgy here at the show. Yeah, that was wild.

The Ilaro Teak TV orgy with Vicki and Eric and another great couple also married and in porn.

Yes. So, she just, you know, she hung around and she met everybody and it was just to show her that we're not

all a bunch of crazy running around naked even though that happens a lot. Right. You know, we're normal people too as well.

Do you want to meet some other normal people that are here now? We have some normal people here. I'm sorry, let's do this.

You can introduce yourselves. You kind of came in a little late because of your exciting tail.

Gosh. And this is Marlo Marquis and Billy Antiseptic. Another hot couple.

They're not married yet. Are you going to get married? I mean, we've talked about it a lot. You know, have a blood ritual

marriage or something. When we can throw a giant wedding with all of our crazy circus friends then then we'll get married.

Did you have a giant wedding or a small wedding? We did everything ourselves. We did everything ourselves. It was like our thing.

We made our favors together. We did all the decorations together. We went and found the place together. We did everything together.

We made her bouquets together. We did everything. And you still do everything together? We really do.

Except for boys. You don't do boys. That's the only thing that we don't do together. Well, that's why we put Billy

all the way on the other side over there. I have no problem with it. Billy, do you do boys? Sometimes.

Sometimes. There you go. Maybe a few more drinks and you will. No, we haven't gotten to the ugly yet.

Oh, the water. Okay, well, okay. She wishes I did. But you do girls, boys

and everything in between. I've never done a tranny. You never have done a tranny. Well, something to try.

Hang out downtown a while. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever been with a tranny?

I have not been with a tranny. No. And do you have a significant other or are you totally single, Charlotte?

I am Charlotte and I just do what I want. Wow. I have these couples on either side

flanking Charlotte. So Charlotte can do whatever she wants, right? Well, I have significant others.

Others. How many? A few here, a few there. In different ports of call?

Different area codes. The business encourages a lot of traveling. All right.

I need a lot of people. You know, love comes and goes and when you commit yourself to one person,

you miss out on a lot of other things. You know, I don't know about that. I think, yeah, love can come and go, but you can

commit yourself to one person and still not miss out, right, Jeremy? Definitely. You might miss out

on being married to the other people, but you don't have to miss out on sex with the other people. Or even having a strong union with the other people.

A strong union. And then that brings up the sister wives and possibly our future president, right? Right?

I mean we could all turn Mormon and then we could marry those. Only the guys get to marry a few people. Okay, I know, I know.

The real Mormon church, they don't do that right anymore. Where are you from in Utah, Charlotte? Are you from Utah?

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You're offending my moms. Really? Appreciate it.

Yes, I'm born and raised in South Salt Lake, Utah. Whoa, so did you grow up Mormon? Everyone does there.

Really, well tell us about that. I've been baptized, I've been dunked in the water in the white dress, and I've given my testimony

and sacrament. And I drank the water and ate the bread and I stuck it in my vagina.

Wow, you are a naughty girl. I'm not Mormon anymore. I guess not after that. Huh.

But did somebody get to eat the bread? Yes, that's very unsanitary. I know Charlotte. So

Utah, I have two stories about Utah that's short. One of them was 1957.

I was about 15 at the time. I drove with my neighbors in our brand new 1957

Ford and we stopped in Utah one night at a little motel and went to bed

and in the middle of the night we hear sirens and fire engines and so forth.

And the motel is on fire. So we're all rushed out of the motel

and there's a woman that jumps out of the bushes completely naked and drunk

and screaming about something or other and then this other guy jumps out of the bushes and he's naked.

Anyway, they had a little thing and so then they anyway, that was Utah. Did they start the fire?

They start the fire, yeah. And then several years later going real fast I got a call in the middle of the night

from an officer in Utah and I said, we stopped your daughter and and she's holding.

I said, what's she holding? She's holding cigarettes, tobacco. No! Well,

that's just terrible, officer. And so they were very nice. They put her on a bus and unfortunately sent her

back to me. Yeah, you have to be 19 years old to smoke cigarettes. Yeah, well

anyway, that's my Utah story. Well, thank you very much for that. But lots of beautiful women in Utah. Sure.

Four to a guy. Yep. Good on. Is that polygamy thing?

That polygamy thing? Is anybody familiar with that law? Is that still happening? I don't think it is legal.

You're supposed to just marry one. But you know, people do what they do. I mean, polyamory is really hip these days.

It's not just Mormons. Well, speaking of Utah, I don't know if a lot of people are familiar but there's

sexuality is not encouraged in Utah. You know, every single religion except that the motel where I speak

is actually illegal. Really? Yeah, it is illegal to perform oral sex. It is illegal

to have 69 porn stores. Everything is blurred out. You get told over

with DVDs in your career. Hang on. I see that Katie is trying to rush along the Agua ritual process.

Here. You explain it to everyone, Katie. You've got on your... You need a microphone up there,

ma'am. Here you go. Well, maybe she's going to give it out. This is our Agua.

This is our favorite drink. This is Agua Le Corre

De Bolivia. Very nice panties. Let's have a look at those. It's a full

little outfit. It's a teddy.

Did you have braces? You have a huge gap like Madonna and Morpheus.

That's what you notice. It is. So, did you get your Agua here?

Are you guys drinking? I have a little skull cup with Agua. A little skull cup. All right, so now you have

to take the salt. This is lime salt. Oh, it spilled. Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. She can have mine. And you lick it off of a body part.

Teja, can somebody bring a rag up here? Preferably. I mean, usually boobies.

Boobies are good. Boobies are a good thing to lick it off of. The lime salt. I mean, Billy and I can

kind of double team Charlotte. I see. That's how they keep their relationship hot. We're a team.

That's right. I think that's a good idea. So, one to each. I'm kosher.

You're kosher as well. You didn't know you're Mormon. I'm eclectic. Awesome.

Muzzletop. She did it too. The rabbi will be happy. Oh, no, you use it

like a body shot. It's like a tequila shot. Okay. Maybe you should come up on the stage for that.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Whoa.

Katie. Katie has got it going on. Okay, so here she comes. Miss American Apparel.

This is Charlotte Stokely. Yeah. You can visit her on her website at charlottestokely.com.

Okay, here she is. And where's her microphone now? Look at this cute little outfit. Matching shoes.

Very nice. Very good match there. I work for you. Yes, I love it.

Here, model it. Why don't you just spin around a little bit. Here, do a little spin. Look at how that spins out there.

Okay, so now take it off. Okay. You're supposed to get one on each side. Yes, she's got it right.

All right now. And here we go. Are you ready? Do you have the salt?

There they are, the beautiful little titties. Natural and gorgeous. Very, very gorgeous. With very hard nipples.

My goodness. Beautiful. What is this? Which way do we go?

You have to lick the salt first. You have to lick the salt. You have to lick the salt first. Okay.

And then you take your shot. Ooh. All right. I don't know if I can take this.

Geez, she's beautiful. Look at her. Nice. Cheers.

That was very ritualistic. It's your kosher. That's right. All right.

That was exhilarating. Now, how about you? You're going to get your shot. I mean, they're leaving.

Do you want to get one off of somebody there? Should I lick it off my toes? Your own toes. No, I'm kidding.

I'm not feeling well. I'm sure that Katie would enjoy that. Katie. Katie's going to offer up her titties.

Since we haven't seen each other in years. Okay. And you wore that just for me, right? Okay.

Okay, so now it's going to become panties because you're going to pull the top down. There you go. Okay.

But your ass is towards all the cameras. So I think you should sit down. Sit down. Yeah, there you go.

Wait. Or you can stand. Where's your shot? Oh, I'm getting double shot.

Oh, no, you're taking the shot. You are now taking the shot. I'm still thinking about the fire swallowing. Right.

That was inspiring. Well, we go from fire to liquid now. Okay. You ready?

The real way to do it is you lick the titties first and then put the salt on so the salt sticks. So it sticks. So the salt stuck on me because I was sweaty.

Well, yeah. You should take your top down again when you do this now. Here. It's not really like, it's like connected.

Yeah. Oh, there you go. Just pull it right down. Oh, that's cute.

That's cute. I like that. I need my water. And you need your, that's your agua. Yes, it is water.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Oh, I got to look at first. A little salt. Yeah, it makes my nose tickle.

It's salty, I promise. It's salty. It's lime salt. It's strong though. It's not that other stuff.

It might make your mouth pucker, right? What the fuck? She must have enjoyed it. Wow, that took a walk around.

Wow, okay. Wow, Katie, your tits are amazing. Sorry, what can I say? You guys, that's quite a kick.

A little strong. It's perfect. You feel perfect? I feel great.

Yeah, I feel wonderful. Good. I'm so happy to be here looking... Oh, I forgot.

Now they're gonna... Some kick. They're gonna hire her as an agua girl. No, no, you need to stay because I need to get my shot now, too.

Oh, no, how about this lovely couple? The lovely couple hasn't come up. Come on up here. Okay.

Let me trade you. Yes, we're gonna have to do double-agua shots now because, you know, we're running out of time. Double up on the agua shots.

Okay, and let's see. Okay, you're holding the microphone now. Yes, you're in charge now. Okay, and...

What's up, captain? Oh, lots of things. Oh, look at this great outfit. Oh, look at that.

Wow, sexy. Very sexy. It's warm in here now. So many boobies.

My goodness. Okay, but I don't want to eat any more salt. Oh, no, you're gonna just comment here. Oh, great.

Okay, so you're slowly taking off her sweater dress? Oh, yes, she is. The light is casting beautiful shadows on her tits.

Her nude lacy bra is revealing. Wow. Beautiful, huh? Very natural.

Okay, here we go. Okay, Katie is about to lick her tit. Ooh. Oh, you have a tongue piercing, too.

Nice lick. Yeah, nice. Here goes the salt. Don't put too much on,

or you could end up puckering up like Charlotte. Too much pucker there. Okay, here she goes. Katie is an experienced Agua salt sucker.

That? And she is going for it. And if you're watching this on radio, here's what's going on.

That was some of the best tit-licking I think I've ever seen. Yeah, really. She likes Agua rigs it out to people. That was a great close-up.

That was a great close-up. And sucked it up. Okay. I learned from my fiance.

I always had really bad tit experiences, and then, yeah. Does your fiance want a shot? Yes, he does.

Oh, I'm sure. Come on up, come on up. How could you have a bad tit experience? Get your tits out.

The last tits before marriage. The last tits before marriage. Okay, so now the married couple should have some tits. Okay.

Or some salt. You could split your shot in two. Yeah, or your salt. That's a great idea.

She's going to split her shot in two. Okay, very good. I'm not sure exactly what that means, splitting her shot in two,

but I think it involves more than one tit, so I'm all for it. Or maybe a cock. You can always lick salt off a cock.

That's been done before here. But I think we're up on the titties. They say it's really hard. Okay.

She's pouring out the salt. And Charlotte's beautiful. Charlotte's beautiful. Natural breast.

Licking. Dove, we know why you picked Charlotte as a model. This is radio where no other radio licks you. Yeah.

Okay, that was the first half, I see. We have the most beautiful women tonight on this stage here. And now we have...

Oh, yeah. What's going on with the salt? Oh, there we go. I'm not a cop, I'm sorry.

That was what was going on with the salt. The guys are just standing there with their pans down and their shots in their hands. And there we go.

So stellar nipples sucking. That was pretty good too. Yeah. Yeah, that's lilas sucking.

All right, very good. So now it's the man's turn. I'll salt you up some boobies. Hubby's turn.

The two married couples. Okay, well, she could lick it off more. All right. Now the hubby.

There's a whole lot of licking going on. Okay, salt. Salt. Oh.

Are you doing it set up too? All right. Now lick, lick, there. Okay.

No more salt. The wife is preparing the tits for the husband. That is so nice. Now that is teamwork.

Teamwork, guys. This is what makes marriage work. Awaiting marriage work. Whoa.

All right. Now we just have one more shot to go, correct? Yeah, we do. Oh, your hubby to be.

My hubby to be. Okay. Here we go. I'll hold it for you.

I'll hold the big black microphone. And I'll follow the footsteps of the successful five years. Those of you who are only listening on radio, don't have a bang.

Yeah, this is a good way to go to your marriage. Yeah. Whoa. Go right ahead.

Yeah. Princess me. Look at this. This is quite a line up here.

I'm holding the big black microphone. The big black microphone. Your nipples are so hard. Thank you.

Oh, they get harder than that. And wetter. Oh, look at them. That was a very, very nice lick.

It's been a lot of nice licks. What did I tell you? I learned from him. You did say that.

You did say you learned titty licking from your hubby to be. Okay. All right. We are all, have we all got our shots?

We're actually getting married on a Saturday and we'll be done at six. So we're thinking about crashing this speak easy and consummating our marriage here.

Aw. Aw. That would be beautiful. That would be a good idea.

Yes, your wedding night. I have to be up at five a.m. to get ready. Oh, well, that's still.

You're not doing your own hair and makeup. Let's say this again. Hair and makeup. I did my whole bridal party and my hair and makeup.

So I had to wake up at like three, two. I have to do my bridal party's hair. I went to beauty schools. But at least I don't have to do my own hair.

Yeah. I chose that. Did you have sex on the night of your wedding? No, we didn't.

Can't imagine. The night of, but not the night before because my mom was like, you can't be in the same house. But after you got married.

Yes. Oh, your mommy just slept in separate places before. You slept in separate places the night before? Yeah, different houses.

Is that so? If you had any last minute thoughts, you could think about it alone or? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Good luck. Don't see the bride in the dress before the ceremony. Did you wear like red panties under your wedding dress? No, I don't even think I wore a new one.

And did you think that you were only going to have sex with your husband for the rest of your life? And that would be it. No, but I would be happy to be.

But I knew that it wouldn't be your wedding. How did you, you knew that already? Yeah. Even though you, uh,

you weren't in porn yet. Because we were already having sex with our girlfriends. Ah! You get around.

We got, oh yeah. We got married and I actually stepped up and said, hey, we should probably like just

be together for a little while. And then for like two years after we got married, we were with only just each other. And then we decided to go buck wild and jump into porn.

All right. Now, would you work with them? You're in porn. I am in porn.

What do you want to do? I thought we'd have a little networking here. What are your dopes? Okay, I don't do anal sex.

But you can put your finger in my butt. And, um... Now? That's pretty much it.

Everything else is pretty kosher. Kosher. This is a very nice Jewish Mormon girl. I'm not Jewish.

I just keep being kosher. I'm open to everyone's race. I want to fit in. Yeah.

You can be all racist. I want to be stretched out. Bring it. Let me see

what we have here. You can't stretch me, but you can make me shake. Okay.

So is this guy on the line? I believe he is. Okay. We have a caller.

He wants to know if... He wants to know if he jacks off too much. Right now? You're on the line.

This is something a lot of people want to know. Okay. Hello, Steven? Hi, Steven.

I'm jacking off. Aww. You're doing it too much. Aren't you?

Yes. Do you have a credit card? Okay. Will you just keep doing it, Steven?

Unless you have a question for us. Do you have a question? He's too busy jacking off. He's busy.

What? Is it normal to jack off all day? Have you ever jacked off all day? How many times per day are we...

All day. Just all day. Just sort of stroking your cock, or you're playing with your pussy all day.

Is he coming to fruition every time? Or is it just playing all day? I don't know.

Hey, Steve. Steve, I think that if you jack off all day, but you can still get an erection,

that it's not too much. Because it's still working for you. So do it. That's not too much.

That's a good gauge. So Steve, does it stay hard all day? It's fun to play with others, though. Do you work, Steve?

Or you just... Where do you do this? You work for the post office? He might not work in it.

He's just working it. You're working it, huh? Yeah. As long as it doesn't get bruised

and you don't have to go to the hospital, I think you're okay. Are you not chafing or coming blood? You should be okay.

Steve, are you ready to come? You're right. When you bust a blood vessel, it's over. Are you ready to come, Steve?

We'd love for you to come for us. Come for us, Steve! Do it! Let's hear it. Yes? Hello?

He should call us on Skype and do a two-way camera. No, we keep talking over here. He's got a voice littler than yours. This guy sounds like a little girl.

Steve, are you sure you've got a penis there? Steve, come on. Now he's done. Bye, thank you.

That was really loud. Very brave of you. There you have it. There's no such thing as masturbating too much.

That's a bad myth. Unless you get skin abrasion. That's what people that don't get laid say to other people because they want to get laid.

You could be masturbating too much if, say, you're married and your spouse wants to have sex with you, but you're

in your computer room just jerking off, looking at pictures of Lila or Charlotte

or even Marlowe. Even though Marlowe's all sophisticated and everything,

if you're looking at pictures of Marlowe, my vagina is all over at Google. Your vagina is.

We love Google searches. Just for the record, if you're masturbating to your wife's porn, it still doesn't count

because you can still be masturbating too much. Sometimes you'll masturbate to your wife's porn instead of having sex with your wife.

Well, she'll more than likely be having sex with someone else while I'm masturbating to her porn. And then she'll get home

and those guys didn't quite fuck her the way I do. So she wants more and my dumbass was already masturbating all day.

So I got in trouble. What do you tell, wait a minute. So there's a bunch of people listening and they're going, what kind of people are these?

I mean, what's going on here? Right? I mean, part of the sex is what keeps you together, right? Part of it.

The delicious perversion of being married and being in love and fucking everybody. Perversion.

To be honest with you, I think that the fucking everybody is just really a benefit to us. We don't really focus on that as much.

Our love is really more based on our friendship. I have a question for you though. So you did porn together

when you first started doing it or did one do it first and then the other? I did it first. And then he was the dog walker

because I have a really big dog that if you leave him alone he does crazy imaginable things in the house.

What kind of dog? A boxer? A Siberian Husky Timberwolf hybrid. Who cares about the dog? We'll tell you about him.

He can unlock things and hot 11-foot fences and he's amazing. Why don't you sit down?

Sit down. Stay a while. Get relaxed. He was the dog walker. It just kind of worked into

doing porn and we were on set and it happened it was supposed to be threesome content

and then one of the girls had left so the director was like she should call her husband and I'm like I don't think he's going to be

like down and then he's like I'm down. I was like oh okay Wow. You didn't think he would want to

do porn? Wait a second. And he left the dog alone? I just want to do porn or just me? You didn't think he'd want you to do porn?

What happened to the dog? He left the dog? He didn't want to do the dog? What?

It's dog endangerment. No, we're not in Brazil. I got in because he has been older than me

so he has a lot more experience a lot more numbers He was like in his double

triple digits and I was only in my single digits. So you had to catch up? I see.

So we felt it to be unfair for me to be in a relationship with him when he's had so much time to be himself sexually

that he wanted me to experience the fun of crazy sexuality as well. And what do you think

of crazy sexuality? It's fucking awesome. And that is very sweet of him It is.

I understand that. But you know you have a hot wife. We have a call for Charlotte. Charlotte.

Calling for New Jersey. What line is he on? Charlotte. What line is he on?

Ivan. What line? Ivan is on line one.

I can't hear him though. Okay, Charlotte. Okay, so are we getting him on?

I love you Ivan. There's Ivan. Ivan? Let's turn him up a little.

And welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show Ivan. How are you doing?

Just like my fifth grade teacher. I am your fifth grade teacher. Come back to life.

You have detention. Oh. Oh. Well, I'm glad.

Charlotte, hi. How are you doing? He said hi. How are you doing? I'm doing great honey.

How are you? I just had my titties looked on. You missed it. Did you see it? Are you watching Ivan?

Yes, I'm watching on TV. Are you stroking your big fat cock? Whoa.

Well Ivan, we are waiting. This is your fifth grade teacher. We need you to answer that question, Ivan.

What is that question? The question was Ivan. Are you stroking your big fat cock? Oh, yes.

That's the right answer, Ivan. You get a gold star. It's so wonderful to hear your voice again. You got to do it.

It's the best. Yeah. How do you know Ivan so well, Charlotte? Is this one of your significant others?

Oh, yes, definitely. I dreamed about meeting a man with a very huge cock that listens to me and understands my heart and he found me.

Wow. That's you, Ivan. That's my New Jersey ho. Oh. I grew up in New Jersey

myself. I grew up in Jersey. Not Claire, New Jersey. Oh, well, you're

here now. Well, there's only one Ivan. Yeah, of course. And he's such a sweet

and he has such a huge cock. And one day it's going to go places it's never been before. Have you actually met Ivan?

I've met Ivan through Skype and we talk and we webcam together

and he writes me letters and I send him Christmas cards So you haven't actually met him in person? I have never met him in person.

Right, so this is one of these kind of webcam relationships. Yes. Right.

Well, I've seen Charlotte since I've been a fan of her since 2006 or something like that. Yeah, what would you like to see Charlotte do right now?

If she could suck my cock right now, that would be great. your cock isn't here. I do have mother Mary though.

Well, I just want to have a good time. Let her have a good time and enjoy herself tonight. Let her have a good time.

That's so sweet. We have all these men encouraging our women to enjoy themselves. Oh, wow.

Would you like a sex toy? Yeah, sex toys to enjoy yourself, Charlotte. Or candy. Sex toy or candy or panties?

I want a big fat cock. A big fat cock. That's some lube. I want some Jersey dick.

Jersey dick. Well, we have double-sided. Okay, Susie, are we done with Ivan?

I don't know. They're trying to penetrate me with big things. Is this how big Ivan is?

Ivan's bigger than that. Oh, jeez. Ivan. Ivan, you're a monster.

Well, I've been called that before. Yeah. Okay, Ivan, is there anything more you need from Ivan?

I want to ask Ivan a question. Ivan, I have a question for you since you have such a big fat cock. Have you ever had

any girls that you're interested in that just couldn't handle it and that kind of ruined the relationship for you?

Well, there's your answer. Right there. His dick is so big it scares me. And that's scary.

Yeah, no, because I know a guy who has something. Oh, wait, he's back? Hello.

So Ivan is your webcam customer? He's been a longtime loyal fan. Yeah, a fan. We don't say customer, that's right.

No, he's a fan and a friend now. We've formed a relationship over the years. Nowadays, it's true. There's lots of relationships

that have a little financial component. Nothing wrong with that. Most relationships do. Yeah, I guess that's true.

Even husband and wife have a financial component. All right, well, thank you very much. Thank you, Ivan. And I hope you have a long

and prosperous relationship with each other. And say hello to Jersey for me. Yeah, absolutely. Take care, sweetheart.

All right, take care. Bye, Ivan. Oh, okay. That's sweet.

So now, where are we? We've got all these hot people on the bed. I'm trying to instigate something. What can I instigate?

You've got 10 minutes. I've got 10 minutes to instigate. What can we instigate? Help me out here.

She's asking for Marlowe's tips. Marlowe's tips. That'll help. Come on, Billy.

She's got a pasty on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I almost have this other one. I have one out already.

You have one out, but it's completely covered by the pasty. And I think my producer is going to help you now.

Watch out for producer Tasia. My producer Tasia is... The sexy thing about boosties

is that you don't just take them off. You have to unlace them. You have to open it like a present. And is that what you'd like to do?

Open her up like a present. Really? Okay. Well, I wonder if she'll let you do that. Oh, my goodness.

Look at that beautiful Marlowe. Leather work. May I unlace you?

I know it's a bitch to put on. No, it's really hard to put on, actually. It's worse than a bitch. Can you do the nipple

toss-off for us? Just kind of wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle.

I think that's... Up and down wiggle. Are you getting unlaced? She's falling apart, even as we speak.

I like the sequins on your tassels. Oh, she's tying herself up again. Is that right? You like that, huh? The twinkle in your eye. Charlotte just got me up here to flirt.

Well, she wants to be your slave, so take control. So this is like the ladies who lunch without the top tops on.

It's funny, Marlowe, because we met only a few weeks ago, but I was looking at some of my old calendars, and I discovered we're in the same calendar

together from last year for Mishka. Oh, the Mishka calendar. Yeah. I recognized your little heart tattoos,

and I was like, oh, my God, that's Marlowe. I'm going to suck her pussy one day. Now's your chance. She's so tightly bound up.

I don't know about her skirt. I don't know about the skirt. It looks like a pencil skirt. It's pretty tight.

Look at this. Let's see. I have to stop putting my foot in my mouth. You have to put her pussy in your mouth.

There it is. It's right between her legs. Charlotte, are you wearing panties? Can any boy would want to know?

Well, that's true. That's actually a very good question, because I was not wearing panties on the way here. I actually put them on in the restroom

right before we started. Can we see them? Because I came here in sweatpants. Let's see.

They're looking very sexy. Here we go. Look at those. Those are lovely lilacs.

Wow. Panties. There you go, panty boy. Yes.

You can't have those panties, panty boys. They're very pretty. Max is going to get those panties. Those are some hot panties.

Those are hot panties. I like your panties too, Dr. Susie. Oh, thank you. They're very sexy. I love the pink lace.

Little pink lace. You're very sexy, lady. Thank you, sweetie. And I'm so grateful to be on your show.

Thank you for having me. Well, you're very, very sweet and pretty and clever.

And if I may be selfishly clever, may I plug in my website? We are going to plug everybody. Everybody gets plugged.

Let's get plugged. We're going to start with you. Where can we find you, Charlotte? You can find me

at charlotte-stokely.com charlotte-stokely.com How can your fans personally interact with you?

Right there. Well, follow me on Twitter. Char underscore Stokely. Wait, no. There's no dot com on Twitter.

Just Char underscore Stokely because Charlotte Stokely wouldn't fit. And of course Facebook, Charlotte Stokely. And you can see us

naked together on stagstreet.com. Yeah, you can see us naked. Me and Marlowe on Stagstreet. And also on my website as well.

You can also see her on those American Apparel ads. Oh, yeah. We're going to be looking at those billboards.

You can follow me on Twitter lilas storm L-Y-L-A

triple X. And that's like, that comes to my phone. So it's pretty much like texting me. Wow.

Get personal. And then of course Facebook, which is the same because I don't want to confuse people.

Lila storm triple X. And we see you on your road TV with our friends, Vicki and Eric too. It gets a lot cooler than that though

because Lila storm is wonderful, but her being a degenerate is that much better. So Lila storm

degenerate productions is what's really in the works. You can't go wrong with LSD productions. It's a whole new way to look at it.

Sounds like a trip. Oh, hell yeah. It's going to be beautiful. We're going to start out with ifuckinhateyou.com.

It's kind of a twist because we don't hate each other, but we fight a lot. So couples that fight a lot and fight hard

sometimes tend to fuck hard too. So the end result is we're turning negatives into positives except for

the testing services. I'm very interested in this. What do you fight about that leads to fucking? Every fucking thing.

Seriously, I mean is it fighting about other people? Is it fighting about money? Is it fighting about bad habits?

All of those things. And so you fight and she laughs at me and she fucks me a little bit.

I mean, it's verbal fighting, not physical right? She beats the shit out of me.

Oh my god. It's okay. Did you hear that guys? No, that's not okay. He's proud of it.

I don't see a bruise though. I don't see anything. I don't see any bruises either. Can you give us a demonstration of how you fight

and then make up? Just act it out. Right in front of us here right now. Just do a fight here.

Okay. Hold the mic in front of us. Oh my goodness. Like a subject you'd be fighting about.

All right. You first. Take your shirt off though. So, why is it that you spent the money on

shirt off? I love little nipples. Why'd you spend that money? Can we take your dress off?

She's like taking it off. Look at these panties, panty boy. Whoa. Okay.

It's time for a It's really hard because we haven't seen each other all day. I know.

We're not mad. We're missing each other like crazy. This is acting. I'm a porn star.

I don't act. Okay. What's a good thing we yell at? Excuse me.

How am I supposed to cook fucking dinner if you don't do the dishes? Didn't I ask you to do the dishes last night? Right after dinner?

I did half of them. What do you mean you did half of them? How can you do half of them? How can you do half of them?

And this is where I get aggressive and then start beating him. It's a microphone. It is true.

She doesn't really put up with much of my lip. Okay. I think you need to hold the microphone. Now, okay, keep it going. But don't really beat him.

She doesn't know how to not really beat me. This is both the most beautiful thing I've ever gotten her.

And the most dangerous thing. A marquee. I like yours. Yours is circle. Hers is a marquee.

It's evil. Oh, she hits you with that. How do you twist it around and turn it into love? How do you take that

that violent anger raging energy and turn it into love? What?

That's how. Okay, so that's how you do that. Yeah. They haven't seen each other in a while.

I don't know if they want space. Eat her pussy. You haven't seen it in a while. Beautiful.

Look at that beautifully trimmed pussy. It's got a heart. And this is where I stop talking. You don't have to talk.

Somebody else should talk. We need the blow by blow here. Come on, American Apparel. What's going on here?

Well, he basically threw her on the bed, ripped her panties off. And then she said that's where she stops talking. Yeah, okay. She stops talking.

So gentlemen, your wife's at home are bitching and nagging. Just throw her on the bed and eat her pussy. Well, you know, there's something to that.

It's a very big oboe thing to do. And if she doesn't shut up, stuff her panties in her mouth. Hey, Charlotte. Oh, yeah.

Charlotte, look at that pretty heart. We have a caller for you, for Charlotte. A caller for Charlotte. Eric is calling and he wants to know

how important is comedy and laughter in a sexual relationship. Can you say that one more time? How important is comedy?

Well, yes. Thou shalt make her laugh is one of the ten commandments of a woman's pleasure.

Make her laugh and Honestly, I love to have a good time. No one wants to be unhappy

and sexuality should be happiness. So if I'm laughing, I'm more likely to enjoy myself and I encourage the comedy

whatever it may be. Be yourself and let me be me and let's make fun of each other and make up and just laugh.

I just love comedy. Just do it. Do it. You got that, Eric. Laughter is a mental orgasm.

Is Eric there? You're all talking so you can't hear Eric. Most of the time when I'm doing my scenes,

guys will be like, why are you laughing? He stopped eating your pussy because you started laughing.

Where's he going? He's going to the bathroom. That's okay. Eric.

Thanks for coming, Eric. Why are you asking about laughter, Eric? Did somebody laugh at you or towards you

in your general direction? I tend to be a comedian. Oh, you like to make jokes. Right. Okay.

Can I wonder what... Comedians are almost like rock stars. They get to have a lot of lovers because people love to laugh.

Oh, that's good to know. Yeah. I think every single person in the world just wants to be happy.

If you're a comedian and you can make people laugh, you're like, God. Make us laugh, Eric. Come on, Eric.

A girl likes to laugh. Actually, I think comedy actually makes most girls like a little bit

turned on, more ready to have sex with you. We're trying to get Eric to make a slap here. Okay, Eric. Eric, give us your best joke now.

Eric. It's like making a guy come. You can't come. You can't tell a joke. Okay.

All right. That's it for you then. Well, you know. That's your question, yes. It gets a little boring to talk about comedy

without saying anything funny, Eric. As she smokes her drink through a penis straw. Yeah, well, you got to do something. Okay, and

need to find out where we can find you. Okay. Here we go. Thank you, Eric. Thanks for calling.

We're continuing with plugs. You can find me at mylomarquise.com Or... Okay, here we go.

Don't let that interrupt you. Don't pay attention to this. You can find Billy's wardrobe at antisepticfashion.com

but our project together right now is House of Ritue is our studio and production company and our opening

is November 18th and also we're holding an AIDS awareness benefit on December 1st

and we have a lot of sponsors involved and, I mean, FleshBot and we're talking to penthouselittlebit

and stagstreet.com So, yeah, putting little back into the community. Good for you. Got to do it.

Got to help the community. All right, so... Do we have anybody else? I think we've gotten everybody's websites.

All right, and who's this animal around your neck? You can find me at babykenskinns9

on twitter and then monasunoi.com to find

my fiance's movies. All right. And look at this happy married couple that's seeing each other again

after being separated for so long and look at how he just is that all? Wait a second.

Do you get the microphone? Two other vaginas in the middle? Not a vagina, too. How many vaginas between you?

Three different vaginas and a penis too for you? Yeah. Three vaginas and a penis.

Sounds like a movie. Sometimes he goes to his fucking grocery store and it's like

peeling off and I'm like, dude, did you not wash your face? He likes to do that before we go out

and not wash his face or hands or anything and then go meet and greet people. Yeah.

I want to see you eat her pussy some more. Who else does? Woo! I mean, you know, that got started there

for a while. We're over five already. We're going to go another five. Yeah, here we go.

You want to hold the other leg or do you just want to leave it there? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and she's got a... Is that a V? It's a heart. Isn't that beautiful?

I mean, it could be a V. No, it's definitely a heart, but I just didn't... I waxed it yesterday. Waxed it? Okay.

So, how are you doing with your pussy? He's doing alright. Well, now he's on my pussy, but before he was on my asshole.

Tell us where he is now on my asshole. He's tonguing around the rim and he's like...

And how does your husband's pussy eating skills compare to the other people that have been with you all this past

12 hours? Oh my gosh. Well, I would have to say it's definitely the best

because it's my husband, but it was a girl that was eating my pussy so it's a little different. Because you don't have all the stubble.

It definitely is. Oh, that stubble. That stubble adds a little roughage to the situation. I like that, though.

Yeah. She just mattered. It did definitely hurt. You know exactly how to lick

that wifely pussy and just tong, tong, tong. I can't hear you, though. Put the microphone in front of him.

A little finger action in the butthole? Is your finger up her butthole now? Oh, it's just rubbing the outside of the butthole. Very good.

Okay, just the outside. Yeah, not sticking it right in there yet. All right. And now just sucking on the labia

and the clitoris. On all the lips. Here we go. With the tongue completely buried.

I think you just have to work there because if you talk, then you stop working. And then I lose my feeling of coming.

You got it. Are you going to come? I can. You can. Well, should we have you come

to give us a climax for this show? I think you need something or someone behind you because you're leaning on your elbows.

How about the gorilla? Put that gorilla right behind her. It's a gorilla, it's not a bonobo, but it's close. Now you're more comfortable.

There you are. Are you comfortable also, Charlotte? I was looking at all your beautiful toys on the bed. Thank you. Would you like to play with one of the toys?

Yeah? You know, there's the pillow, the penis with the cowboys on. They look more experienced than me.

I actually would just like to watch Hubby and Wife. Yeah, that's pretty good. So just lean back and watch them.

They look so good. Oh, he's doing something with his fingers, his jaw, his lips.

Sucking and pulling and twisting. Sucking some more. Yeah, he's got fingers and mouth going.

A little spit. Spit right into the pussy. Oh, yeah. He's really doing a tour de force now, pussy eating thing.

Yep. Oral sex, 101. Pulling out those labia with,

he's biting them a little bit. Oh, yeah. I said a little rough. The wife wants to talk.

The biting? The biting of the clit is an anti porn move because these beautiful pussies take so much big cock that sometimes they get a little numb.

Yeah. Every once in a while you just gotta give it a little bite. Give it a bite, kind of close it up with your teeth. That way it's like, you know, like,

hey, I'm here and I mean business. Uh-huh. I'm gonna eat you. It's really eating with the teeth.

Don't like crunch down on it because that's bad. No, you have to still tell him that even after all these years.

Don't crunch down on my pussy now. I'm biting the male population now. Exactly, exactly. You can learn.

He said she's not. Talking to the microphone. It's not raining out. You have to pull the hood. Oh.

Little Red Riding Hood is looking good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Did you... Oh, is that what you wanted to say? Yes. He said something about he saves the munching

for the other men. It was something about the men do the other tasks of the biting or something.

He said something about he saves that for the other men. No, I was talking about the penetration. I was talking about penetration of the butt. We're getting out of the mood.

We're trying to have a climactic moment here. Okay, what do we need to do to get in the mood besides talking about extraneous things that take you off your concentration?

Do you want some music? Do you want music? Oh, there you go. Ooh.

Ooh. Is there anything that we can do to help you get into the mood? We should stop talking now.

Well, we can't stop talking because we're on radio. Oh. So basically

hubby's on his knees, wife's on the bed, legs spread, he's got some nice knee-high boots on.

Nipples are hard. He's been home with the dog all along. He's slurping and slurping. Maybe she needs more than just lips.

I think she's got a finger in her bum. I think maybe more than just lips. Yeah. Hubby's nodding yes.

Hubby has other things he can offer to his wife. You know, there's other things. But they're definitely not fighting anymore.

No, no, this is definitely make-up sex now. And... So you just wash dishes

halfway all the time, and then you get your pussy eaten? Yeah, that's the way to do it. That's a great secret.

Yeah. Susan has a trick to that too when I first moved in with her. Her trick

is you cover him with a towel and then spray the towel. Oh. But that doesn't necessarily...

And now he's throwing her legs behind her head. Oh, look at this. And spreading lips. This is the yoga

porn star position. Yeah. And if you're licking the asshole now... Wife is giggling because Hubby's licking her asshole.

Aww. So loving. And now he's tongue-fucking her asshole in and out and in.

I'll be right back. I gotta move the bathroom. Yeah, I guess so. His tongue is going into her asshole while his nose

is going into her pussy. Right? There we go. This is double penetration. This is a genuine DP

done with the face. Nose in the pussy and tongue in the asshole. Tenderly touching.

And you could give her something more. Whoa. Now he's turning his finger into a human vibrator. Yeah. Vibrating up,

up and around. Yes. Oh, yeah. And now just diving into it.

He's just really getting into this pussy eating. This is fabulous. This is a tour de force by Jeremy Conway on his wife.

Yes. He's just lick, lick, lickin' all the way up to the heart

of the matter. Yes. Is this getting you turned on? I enjoy watching people.

I think I'm kind of a warrior. Yeah. Does that mean you're turned on? Of course. Good. How about you?

Well, I love that Katie and her hubby are fondling each other as they watch. Yes. Yes. It's catching.

Take her clothes off or something. There seems to be a movement. Yeah. It's catching a little bit. There's something catching on here.

So, since you guys are getting married, you gotta start taking some tips. We've got the married people and the soon-to-be-married people.

Congratulations. And everybody's horny. Katie.

Well, it certainly is catching. I think a few of these camera men have some boners

that they want to show us. Well, the camera men definitely. They have those long, hard lenses. And

look at Lila's pussy on display. And her asshole. It's really quite a sculpture here. Finger in and out.

It is beautiful. And she's now getting butt-fucked by her husband's finger. And he's licking it. Okay.

You wanted perversion, right? A little bit of marital perversion here and spanking her ass now.

Aww. Okay. Spanking that. So, this is what all good married couples should be doing.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you got the nice sauce. This is for the dishes, right? This is for the dish thing.

He's spanking her. Actually, the dishes are dirty right now. Yeah. Oh, whack it. How could they have ran all day?

I'm allowed to get away with a little bit of dirty dishes. Mm-hmm. Because you're such a dirty darling.

Mm. Oh, yeah. He's working it. He's working those lips.

He is. And so soft and tender, too. Yeah, despite the stubble. Yes.

Well, he's trimmed that back, so it's not that bad. No. I like it, too. And the lips are opening up.

That's something that guys can learn to do is just kind of open their lips like a duck to prevent the stubble from rubbing against the pussy.

Isn't that what you're doing there? You slip it in and you keep the inside of the mouth in the inner part of your lips with their lips, because it's soft.

This is an educational program. He does that. He does that. That's why she learned how to suck titties from him.

Yeah, yeah. It's just that gentleness. Really? Did you learn that? Who learned that?

I was born knowing it. It's just natural. Does he do a good job with that? The licking?

The licking pussy. He could do a lot better. He could. Wow.

Maybe we could see his technique. No, no, no. Like he's really good. But he just needs to go that little

extra and it would be great. We have a penis. We have a penis. When we suck it for too long, we want to fuck it.

Thank you. Mona, is this going to lead to a lover's quarrel that would then lead to makeup sex?

No comment. I plead the fit. Well, I really did not mean to throw him under the bus.

No, he's great at it. I just mean that extra little Like I said, he's great at booby play. Amazing

at that. I ask for it every day all day long. If he could just play with my tits. Why don't you take this opportunity to teach him a little

about pussy eating? Yeah, why don't you take this opportunity to teach him a while? The key is communication.

We can only know what to do if you tell us. Right, that's why you have to teach him. We're guys. We're the sharpest pencils in the box.

I love how you say that right now. That's true. Hold on here. We're going back to Charlotte since

I guess Mona is pussy eating now. Yes, he's going to be pussy eating. Lean back.

Why don't you get back over here? Either that or you guys can move over a little. Here you go.

And a little room here. What room? Well, we've now gone

into overdrive. A few more minutes. Side by side pussy eating

from the married couple and the almost married couple.

The key to taking it over the edge is to forget about the tongue. You're doing the tongue too,

but it's to let the hands wander to need the body in other places to take the sensation

away from the vagina which is always the center of attention and then just taking other parts, tweaking a nipple

squeezing the upper thigh. Any guy that jerks off while using a mouse

on a computer knows that every once in a while you grab your own leg a little and perhaps you get that.

Well, it works for girls too. Absolutely. It really does. Mona is now going to

take all of this under advisement as he delves down. Shirt off. You've got to get into it.

It always helps when you have friends to touch you. Yeah, absolutely. I think you should hold the microphone.

You're very good at that. Yeah, Charlotte. So now the men are groping each other's ladies.

Well, you know, they started out saying they don't do that. And it looks like he's going down pretty good.

Two guys going down. This is a show about how to keep your marriage good. And it's all about eating pussy is what it turns out.

That's a big part of keeping your marriage hot is good pussy eating. But presents don't always have to be

like store bought things. Right. Eating pussy is a present. Maybe coming home

and dinners made. Maybe, you know, you just saw a flower outside that reminded

you of her or something like that. Cause girls cause girls like corny stuff like that.

We do. Even though we act all hard and tough and, you know, get out of my way while I'm driving down the highway.

We still are girls and we still like pink and we still like soft things.

And pretty shiny things. We like shiny things. Well, of course. Yeah, shiny things, right?

Or those shiny things. That's because you're getting ready to get married so you're thinking about shiny things. Shiny thing is a

wet clit. That's a shiny thing. Look at these two shiny wet clits.

Yeah. You're holding the microphone. What are you saying? Shiny clits like diamonds.

Yes. And now the women are twisting each other's nipples. Twisting and tweaking nipples here.

And it looks like hubby2b is taking the advice of fingering while sucking. Yeah, gotta keep the whole body busy.

And Katie, her eyes are basically closed and she looks like she's pretty happy. Yeah, can we get a report on that Katie? How's he doing?

How's he doing? He's doing great. Like I said, he always has a good job.

What should he do more of? Right now? Yeah. More clit.

More clit. Is he doing it? There we go. He stays there. Stay there, Mona.

If he continues like he was doing. Really? I'm ready to get a fuck back. See what I'm saying?

Eat that pussy, son. Don't get up. That's all I'm going to get strong. That's what this is here

on Radio Suzy 1 now. Pussy licking boot camp. And Mona is in it and he is sucking it.

And Jeremy is the drill sergeant. Are you just laughing because you're having fun? Is he doing good job?

Both. That goes back to Eric's question of comedy during sex. Laughter

while he eats your pussy. I can't imagine sex without laughter. Even when nobody is saying

anything, if I feel good, I'll just bust out in laughter. Even if no one says anything.

Busting out is a beautiful image. In the beginning of the relationship that's kind of messed up

when you drop your pants and she laughs. A mood buster there. I never did that to you.

You have to laugh at the right moment and then laughter is a mental orgasm. Some people pay me to laugh at their small penis.

Then there's that. Some guys really like that. You know they love it. Small penis fetish.

If they have small penises and they show a twist on the webcam they usually put big things in their butt. Right.

Because they want something big somewhere. Nothing wrong with a little bit of ass. All right. Look at this.

This is now tender kissing. Is this a good thing to go to the kissing? That's a good thing.

Sometimes I even stick a little finger. Right. You feel like you're learning Mona? She's been on for a really long time.

Sure. I'm being inspired. Let me see. And I'm sure you can agree with me.

All men know what to do. We just forget. We don't always do what we know. We just don't...

We put our blinders on. We go where we go and it's not enough. I think you're just trying to play the good guy tonight.

I don't know. I haven't seen his wife in 12 hours. She wanted a copy of this tape. Yeah.

Only because you said something. What was it? About men being sharp as crayon. Yeah.

Not that he's mean. Just that he's not always as intelligent as he thinks he can be. Oh, she wants to use this tape

against him. So they're going to have one of those fights and then they'll have makeup sex and the cycle goes on and on

and on brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And here goes the husband taking the wife up, up into his arms

and that is quite a good position there. Yeah. Wow. And spanking her.

All right. I let her think she's... Can you hold it? I let her think she's big and bad.

Yeah. And when she punches me, it hurts. But it doesn't hurt that bad. That's why I let her do it.

She's got a lot of frustration and I'm her answer to that. I like to let her not be crazy. You love her.

Yes. It's a beautiful thing. But don't hit him too hard or you'll regret having to go to the hospital with him.

Yeah. Okay. All right. So now I think we're going to have a climax to the show.

Okay. Everybody pretend to come now. Yeah. Okay. All right. Brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners. Let's hear it for our beautiful couples and singles and... Yeah.

And let's hear it for Pussy Eating A Men's Day Women. That is one of the keys to

a hot marriage. Okay. So we have our married couple and our soon to be married couple.

And then our sort of not sure whether they're going to get married people on the sidelines. They're kind of off to the side. And then we have the free one.

The free... We have the free Charlotte. Oh, yeah. Free Charlotte.

So how you doing? You think you want to get married now? Get a lot of good pussy. Absolutely. If my future husband

watches this show hands down I'm positive we'll have a happy marriage. There you go. Absolutely. All right.

Rock on everyone. All right. So everyone's given out their websites. So now we want to give you our website.

Right? Yes. Yes. And we want to say that cameras... There he is.

Mr. Vendetta. He's here. He's here. We're everywhere. He's occupying the speak easy.

And to the CIA and all intelligence agencies when you look us up on the social networks

we are the pornographers. We have nothing to hide. You can look at everything you want. We love you. But be careful.

Because they're out there and they're wearing masks and they're in revolt against the revolting situation

that all of you have created out there. Power to the people. To the 99%

are here. We are occupying everywhere. yeah, it's kind of a revolution that's happening all over the world and we're a part of it.

So occupy vagina. Hey, it looks like these guys are occupying their vaginas

and that is a critical aspect to a happy marriage is occupying the vagina at least sometimes.

You don't have to occupy it all the time as we've heard quite clearly because sometimes you might want to have a friend

to occupy your vagina, right? Isn't that right? If you were going to be married you wouldn't want your husband to occupy your vagina 24-7.

I have a two a day minimum. Two a day? Two men a day? No, two sexual encounters with him. Minimum.

Oh, just with you. And then the other people are extra. Is it the prenup? We don't have a prenup but yes, it would be in the prenup.

You have a prenup? Something about how much sex you're supposed to have? Oh, definitely because if they start slacking

I wouldn't be able to say peace out and I'll take you. Okay, the task master here. Okay.

Mona has, you know, back to that sense of humor that Mona has to have with Katie. Oh, dear.

All right brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I want you to be good, be happy, try not to hurt anyone, especially your spouse and that goes for you, Lila.

You know, don't take that advice from them, you know. Make

like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war, make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is

your spouse. Right. I love you. I love you, vendetta. Okay.

Hello. Yes, we're going. There we go. Talk to you guys later. Yay.

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