Air Date: 11/05/2011 This show is dedicated to committed couples who keep their bedroom doors wide open. My featured guests are three sexy young power couples: one married five years, one about to get married in two weeks and another living and working together “24/7” for the past year. All three have open relationships, and one even brings a gorgeous American Apparel model/porn star who is their current erotic “distraction.” It’s a chilly autumn night, but my Womb Room heats up fast when one guest gets so hot she literally breathes fire, tonguing the flames like a lover. Several other, less dangerous types of oral erotica ensue, climaxing with a hot husband and husband-to-be giving heroic cunnilingus and analingus to their wife and fiancée, respectively, side by side, as the rest of us cheer them on in this make-shift “Pussy-Eating Boot Camp,” demonstrating two keys to any hot sexy marriage: giving fantastic head and a keeping a good sense of Commedia Erotica.

Though last week at the Speakeasy began with a shocking betrayal (more on that later), things took a sweet turnaround when the Bonobo Gang, friends and lovers stepped out in our big black Obama bus to the 40th anniversary party at the Pleasure Chest, helping men, women and everyone in between hump comfortably since the 1970’s. And though we are still trying to repair the damage left in the toxic wake of our ex-producer’s rampaging exit, it’s nice to be able to take a break from all that to do a stimulating RadioSUZY1 show exploring the fine art of teaserama. That is, teasing…and pleasing, from saucy and retro to freaky and nouveau, where fetish meets burlesque for a body shot. Tonight’s guests range from blood orgy vamps who pierce themselves for your pleasure right on the air, to a whipped cream pie-playing, topless, cheesecake-style pin-up, burlesque dancer. Because why throw a pie in a face when you can slap it on some pretty titties and then lick it off?